Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #464 We Don't 10TH PLANET the Same with Eddie Bravo and Rock Samson
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- 0:47is also my toxic ass co host x G. What's going on? Welcome
- 0:51back? What's up? We got a packed house today, got a legend
- 0:55in the building. Yup, yup? I mean I have a lot of
- 0:58questions, a lot of people. That's the one time where I bet they
- 1:00wished the super chats were here. We got the monetized card sadly, but
- 1:04joining us also too. Who will be doing a beat close out is the
- 1:07one and only Rock Samson, who did a beat close out for the Green
- 1:10Thumb Show as well Atty Fellers. Yeah, that one's gonna air tomorrow.
- 1:12Whenever you wear shirts like that, you definitely like embrace your like inner white
- 1:17trash. Yeah, bro, man, do not disrespect the great late macho
- 1:23man Randy Savage Hodes say. The content on the shirt was bad. I
- 1:27just had the cutoffs. I was just like, Oh, it's hot as
- 1:30fuck. Man, I'm cooking under that green screen in the A seed I
- 1:33was working here. I'm just adapting. Hey, we had to give out
- 1:37after twelve years of great service. And it's also thank you so much to
- 1:41Ray for running the boards as usual and producing the show. Make sure you
- 1:44guys check them out Morning Shot Films. But now let's give a very big
- 1:48welcome to the one and only legendary Eddie Bravo in the house. Everybody,
- 1:55thank you for joining us, man, thank you, it's been like long
- 1:57anticipated and I we almost should have started a pull and said who's gonna end
- 2:01up here faster? Is it gonna be Eddie or Sam? But I was
- 2:05I was betting on Sam because he knows what it's like to come around to
- 2:07one of our live shows, and he did it before for some money,
- 2:10of course. But but but I'm saying that heat. I know that he
- 2:15was going through the whole panic because he saw He was like, how did
- 2:17they let you guys do this in a bar? Because there was nitrous being
- 2:21done, there was there was drinks being served, there was weed being smoked,
- 2:25there was people rapping. It was we were podcasting. How often do
- 2:30you do that? We try to do it like every couple of months,
- 2:32okay, yeah, like a live Yeah, last time we had step tone
- 2:35and so we do like a live like in front of like fans and uh
- 2:38yeah, it's a good time. And Sam pulled up at one of them,
- 2:40so he kind of came in there, dropped some conspiracy facts and left
- 2:44real quick on a Yeah it was fun. Yeah you ever done nitrous,
- 2:47Eddie problem? Never? Never? Like oh, I mean you you were
- 2:53first a rock star before uh like comedy and fitness, right because you came
- 2:57out here trying to do music. I was trying to be a rock star.
- 3:00Didn't happen, though. I mean, but you're trying to be a
- 3:01rock star. You already you already think you're a rockst And metal dudes don't
- 3:06do nitrous. We just drink alcohol and some of us smoke weed and maybe
- 3:12a little ecstasy on New Year's Eve. Yeah, that's true. Rocker foods
- 3:16I never liked. I've never seen those food unless, like, you know,
- 3:20like the rocker foods that are like already like twacked out bro like fools
- 3:23that you're like, Yeah, that food does h from time to time.
- 3:24He doesn't wash his jacket. Yeah, metal dudes do H. I never
- 3:30I've never done heroin, never done crack. I've done coke maybe five to
- 3:37ten times my whole life. Never liked it. Wasn't into coke. I've
- 3:42never done coke and like loved it. It was always like my throat is
- 3:45like nom and I gotta keep sniffle. I never enjoyed five times though,
- 3:51that's a different story. Ship those four ten. Those five to ten times
- 3:54always include a female, right, Yeah, if you don't like it,
- 3:59yeah, yeah, girls like coke for some reason that's the number one drunk
- 4:02for girls. I don't know why they like it because it doesn't affect them,
- 4:05like in a negative way, Like if you do too much coke as
- 4:08a guy, your dick won't work. But like if you if you do
- 4:11too much coc as a girl, you just kind of like imagine they just
- 4:14want more dick. Yeah, like you know what I mean. Yeah,
- 4:19Like it's just like they don't just like their ship doesn't stop working, Like
- 4:23the pussy doesn't not get wet or does that happen to them? Do they
- 4:26dry out? I don't know that there's a turn into like a salty prune
- 4:29and just yeah that might be a thing, like uh, a coke pussy
- 4:33all dried up and just I bet it probably just tastes different crust. It
- 4:39tastes different. Yeah, Like it's like a girl that uses coke will probably
- 4:43have like a nasty tasting pussy for different probably different pH levels. Bro like
- 4:47this probably have that gasoline smell like the coke does. Sometimes it just it
- 4:50just tastes like fucking blow. Yeah, Hey, we recently, Eddie,
- 4:57we recently saw this. You guys don't share, we Yeah that he has
- 5:00his own joints. Everyone got their own joints. Yeah, yeah, we
- 5:02give you the joint right there. I don't want to waste there, you
- 5:06know, you know, you know what it was is that Biro got us
- 5:10into that habit out here, like because ever since the it was COVID.
- 5:14No no, no, no, yeah no, we were everybody was cool,
- 5:15kumbaya ship here. Yeah, it was everybody all about fucking and then
- 5:19like we all started getting sick, and then some of us, some of
- 5:23us got like hospital type sick. So then like everybody was like, nah,
- 5:27dude, we can't jeopardize like the whole reason we're here. So like
- 5:29Biros, ain't nobody passing me, never passing joints. All through that bullshit.
- 5:32You get sick because you get sick. Eddie broble gems every day and
- 5:36they they he never during COVID, he never stopped. I gotta gotta say
- 5:40that I got sick. Everyone gets sick every now and then. Gym fools
- 5:44don't get sick that often though, because the gym is the best place where
- 5:46you can build an immune system, bro, especially if we're touching the machines
- 5:49and doing all this stuff. This is more of a physical culture. Yeah,
- 5:51they're rolling, so like you, you could be you can become immune
- 5:55to staff. I imagine I'm immune sad and ring work. I probably you
- 6:01probably your body could be like, yeah, I didn't get that baby level
- 6:03staff, but I got that staff squared pro. Did you hear about that
- 6:08new STV going around bring tents of ringworm tent titty to what do you mean
- 6:14ten titty? Oh, you guys don't know about ten titty. No,
- 6:16it's tent titty. During the scamdemic, you know they closed all the hotels.
- 6:21Yeah, you know, there was a lot of people that you know,
- 6:26they needed the hotels to take their dates, you know what I mean.
- 6:30They got families and shit, they can't just go home. So they
- 6:34started, dude just started putting up tents and having intercourse on sidewalks randomly.
- 6:41Yeah, so it became a thing. You go hashtag tent titty. So
- 6:44if you got any you ever get any tent titty, that means you boned
- 6:47into tent, you just got some tent. And now they got disposable tents
- 6:51because it became so big that you can go to seven eleven and you can
- 6:55get a tent for seven ninety nine. It's gonna fall apart. But it's
- 6:59all made for one use, for a little tent titty hashtag ten titty.
- 7:02That's kind that's kind of No, I didn't. You don't had it.
- 7:06Oh, it's so surprised you haven't because you go to festivals. It's so
- 7:10huge, but you can't. It's hard now because some girls they don't want
- 7:13to have uh uh horse inside of a tent. You're on cut they all,
- 7:17but they all most girls fantasize about having uh intercourse in the in the
- 7:24outdoors right, Oh my god, it's so hot, dude, in the
- 7:27outdoors right to ask him? You drive around, it's fucking intent and you
- 7:30got your tent in the trunk and you just drive it around boom, and
- 7:33you know she likes you, you like her. You guys been dating for
- 7:36a few months now, it's time to, you know, take it to
- 7:41the next level and have intercourse and stuff. And then you ask her,
- 7:44you know, have you ever had intercourse in the outdoors? She's like,
- 7:47oh my god, that's hot. You like that? Yeah, you like
- 7:51it too, because I'm like that, what are you doing to? I
- 7:54fucking love it. I went to Joshua Tree with my axe he's an asshole.
- 7:59Pad Oh my god, it was so cool. Why are you asking
- 8:03like I'm thinking, like you want to have sex outside? And then boom
- 8:09as soon as she says yes, you gotta stop before the changes might stop.
- 8:13Don't tell her about the tent. Just get her out the car,
- 8:15open the trunk, pull out the tent, and you just got to set
- 8:16it up. And just before she realized what's going on, you just go
- 8:20in the town. Boom and you got your privacy. You got attend in
- 8:22your trunks tent, titty, dude, I got, I got four tents.
- 8:26Damn, he's ready. He's like a orgy or threesome. I think
- 8:30I should. I think I'm sucking up by not having it. With the
- 8:31truck that you have, you can for sure have. You don't need a
- 8:35hotel. Hotels are gonna the hotel executives and the insurance companies, they all
- 8:41got together, they put together. They're trying to change a start a bill
- 8:43in La because it's soapop here in La downtown right here, ten, titty,
- 8:48you think there's bumps in those tents, just regular people having sex seven
- 8:50money on hotel fees. That makes sense, You know what I mean,
- 8:52so many of them, and the hotels are trying to fucking make it illegal.
- 8:56They're trying to make it a felony. If you the camp make for
- 9:01ten not for camping, but if you if you are not a legit bum,
- 9:07you got you a bump, not a bump like I'm a bomb,
- 9:13I'm a bull. You're not a fucking bomb. You gotta go to court,
- 9:16you gotta, you gotta, you gotta hire some shady lawyer to convince
- 9:20the jury that you're not a bomb or that you are a bump. I'm
- 9:24a bum. Yeah, it's a bum. I'm a piece of ship,
- 9:28your honor. Have a cup with some change, like I'm a legit boomb
- 9:33ten titty, dude, there's documentaries on it. I'm gonna look that up,
- 9:37bro, Like, I'm surprised nobody would be like today, we take
- 9:39you inside tent, titty. I haven't seen on people of Los Angeles yet.
- 9:41I mean, for anybody who thinks that, no, no, you
- 9:43know you see it everywhere. You just think they're bums, that's it.
- 9:46Yeah, I did you know you see tents everywhere, there's tents, there's
- 9:50there's these tents to drop the titty, right, here down the street,
- 9:54right here in the street, right right down. Yeah, that's ten titty
- 9:56fucking central. Can I rent one? Can I ask them to borrow it?
- 10:01I don't have a tent. You go to Aria. You go to
- 10:03Aria, you're gonna spend like two fifty. Yeah, you know, you
- 10:07go to seven eleven. Got a disposable ten that's seven ninety nine. Think
- 10:11about it, you just thought it. You just leave it there. That's
- 10:11great, and you come back the next day, different chit, same tent.
- 10:16It's still up. Boom, nobody's gonna check the tent. Bam,
- 10:20you save another seven nights. Who's going into the tent? And who's going
- 10:22into tents? Did you fucking some tents? Sometimes you set up. Sometimes
- 10:26you set up. They stay there for weeks before anybody figures out there's nobody
- 10:30in there. No one's checking tents, dude. That's I have seen those
- 10:35tents pop up and some of them they're gone. Like there was somebody that's
- 10:37rail railroad tracks and it was like this family like tent right and I was
- 10:41like, man, that's crazy. It lasted two weeks and then it was
- 10:43gone. How do I know that wasn't like a little mini brothel. By
- 10:46the way, I'm kidding about ten tity. I there's no tent. It
- 10:52just sounds so good to me, like tent titty. I don't know,
- 10:56I just you know, you know what what I do know though, you
- 10:58know skid Road has a port potties they got gives them. The city gives
- 11:05port parties to skid Road and stuff ship. That's amazing they give them.
- 11:07They give them three of them for whatever they want. Wow. But then
- 11:13there's a guy that stands outside and he tells you what each one is for.
- 11:16One of them's for fucking, one of them's for doing drugs, and
- 11:20one of them for pissing or you, he tells you. And using drugs,
- 11:24He'll tell you, like what do you need the bathroom for? Because
- 11:26they got to keep clean because you know, you gotta know. Then they
- 11:28got to ruin the whole thing for everybody. The only normal person that kicks
- 11:30it in a ten is like the drug dealer. Because that's how you see
- 11:33them, like a nice car park, like a block away for that dude,
- 11:35a bum with good hygiene. Man, that's that's amazing. You think
- 11:41that exists. They're out there for you just exploded. You just told us
- 11:43about him. Yeah, they got a whole system for their bathrooms and they
- 11:46keep them tidy for sex and drugs. You know, some of them pay
- 11:50to use like certain businesses bathroom because they're like, oh, you're one of
- 11:52the good ones. You could come in here. Like they're just like some
- 11:56people. Some people will give them a break and shad, they'll let them
- 11:58use the hose. Like in the flower district, I go buy like flowers
- 12:01with alter and ship and then they're just like, I'm like, go,
- 12:03why is this? Why is his bom always kicking in here. He's like,
- 12:05oh, yeah, he's a cool one. He's a cool one.
- 12:09We pay him the type of shit I mean, I'm sure there's some of
- 12:11them that go in there and like try to clean up and like do like
- 12:13little small deeds just to get a couple of bucks for the day. The
- 12:16way the economy is going in the future, it could be normal to like
- 12:20say, you know what, I took six months off on the streets and
- 12:24then I you know, then I got a car, and then I moved
- 12:26back in with my mom and then boom, now I got my own apartment.
- 12:30You know, Like dude's just saying, yeah, I went. You
- 12:31know, I think I'm gonna go a year and a half on the streets
- 12:35save some money. It's like it's like going abroad, you know what.
- 12:41Yeah, just to save some money for a car. Honestly, I mean
- 12:45there's people that live in their car and stuff like that. But yeah,
- 12:48I've never thought about somebody just actively being like, you know what, sell
- 12:50all my ship. I'm not paying rent. But like, how you make
- 12:52an income if you're homeless, like you gotta have you ever seen like a
- 12:56lot of money though borderline border It's really easy. You just gotta You gotta
- 13:00figure out a job. You go to twenty four our fitness, you gotta
- 13:05pay. That's how you shower. You go to the gym. That's thirty
- 13:07bucks. You need thirty bucks right there? Ten bucks? Ten? Okay,
- 13:13you need ten bucks for a shower. You could always steal a tent.
- 13:18You know, maybe you already have a tent. You use an old
- 13:20one when you had a job left over. Yeah, most families they have
- 13:28jobs and everything's okay. Before the fucking recession, they all had a You
- 13:31got a tent somewhere in the garage, right, you could just use that
- 13:35one. Ten dollars a month. That's assume you have a tent, or
- 13:39you could steal some fucking tent. You want to throw a hundred bucks on
- 13:41a tent, that's on you, you know what I mean. That's another
- 13:43hundred bucks, but it's a one time payment. That's not like you have
- 13:48to pay that one hundred every month. Right, You're gonna have to protect
- 13:50that tent because if you've got a good tent, all the homeless want that
- 13:54shower. And then a job you could you could be at fucking ah,
- 14:00what could you do as a bum? It'd be some entry level gig.
- 14:03You can work in a goddamn fucking Whole Foods or something. They ain't gonna
- 14:09say ship. There was a guy somewey I'll look homeless my dad. You
- 14:13know, my dad used you stone a lawnmower shop. I never wanted to
- 14:16clean the bathroom. There was this guy that would come every so often.
- 14:18My dad would buy him a twenty four pack once a week if he cleaned
- 14:22the bathroom. That's like a job. There you go and my dad would
- 14:26and I'll be like, why do you My dad was like, I don't
- 14:28want to clean the bathroom for twenty twenty four pack he will come and clean
- 14:30the bathroom. He did a pretty good good job. He'd leave every Friday,
- 14:33every other Friday with a twenty four pack from my dad. And he
- 14:35was just a homeless guy. Honestly. If you had a shitty job though,
- 14:39like McDonald's, that's what I would do. Like you know how,
- 14:39like sometimes you have them bum they will go into like mcdonald'sul just fuck up
- 14:43the bathroom. I would just say it really and they told you to go
- 14:46clean it up. I would just go fight somewhere there bumm and be like,
- 14:48look, man, I'll give you some tweak. Just clean. You're
- 14:52homeless. Ten bucks for Planet Fitness. He got a tent. You work.
- 14:58You gotta work. Get a fast place. That's how you're gonna eat.
- 15:01You'll make it a little bit of money, but that's how you're gonna
- 15:05fucking eat. You're taking all of them ships, every ship. You saving
- 15:07money. You don't think their money by working at a fast food. You're
- 15:11working on a mechanic shop too. They don't they don't check for anything.
- 15:13Yeah, but where you're gonna get your food? You got food thinking you
- 15:16need a food and they're so homeless. You're homeless. You go to Planet
- 15:20Fitness. Yeah, you're right. That make shower and then you go to
- 15:26fucking McDonald's. You can stuff your food, you can leave, you can
- 15:28leave on the s Yeah, he's just every time he's like, I'll throw
- 15:33it away. He just That's why when they go pick the fruit, when
- 15:35they go pick the fruit ship, they come back with sacks, like military
- 15:39sacks of oranges. My next door neighbor, he used to he worked and
- 15:43he picked fruit. He would come once a week with the big fucking steal
- 15:48oranges, oranges, and so for five bucks, he'll fill up your ice
- 15:52chests. So everyone comes out the ice chest and he fills up the ice
- 15:56chest. He takes five bucks. You know he's not just picking them oranges.
- 15:58He's taking him home, taking that ship home. But Orange market they
- 16:06were doing with the guys in Casino. We're doing that market oranges, taking
- 16:11a little off the top. Nobody's gonna know, dude, bravos onto something.
- 16:15If you work, if you work at a fat food at a fast
- 16:17food joint, you make more than minimum wage if you're eating from there.
- 16:19Yeah, think about because now you're I never thought of that before. But
- 16:23my boy James, when I first met him. He was twenty four,
- 16:27I was sixteen. We're trying to form a speed metal band. He's working
- 16:32at fucking Carl's Junior. Broke his ship in Anaheim. And I always knew
- 16:37that, but I never I just like, yeah, he had a job,
- 16:40he just worked at Carls jar I never really thought about it. And
- 16:41then uh uh. Mastering the Metal is a book that is is all about
- 16:52my musical journey with James, and he was the one who was working at
- 16:56Carls Junior. And in the book I found out I learned it. Never
- 17:00even thought about it, he said, Dude, I was working at Carlos
- 17:02Jenner. So I gotta eat. You gotta work that fast food places.
- 17:04That way, at least you got fucking food. You know. You imagine
- 17:08spending all that time, eight hours and there's no food, and you still
- 17:11got to buy food. There goes one third every there goes one eighth that
- 17:15least of your of your your that day, one eighth of your of your
- 17:19income goes to food. And then you always got to like everybody, you're
- 17:22working that fucking register. You know, you're like number two okay with a
- 17:26large fry. Okay, what's that cold okay, boom back then Damn he
- 17:32made a little extra pup up. You know what I mean? Hey,
- 17:37I mean on a whole nother everybody was trying to you know what I mean,
- 17:41everybody's trying to survive. We had nothing. You're speaking of surviving,
- 17:45dude? How did is there footage of you fighting Alex Jones footage? Yeah?
- 17:51Because like all I saw was the video of him on the floor,
- 17:52and then the no was we just I did the Alex Jones Show last Friday,
- 17:57and I was gonna be in Austin anyway. The only reason I did
- 18:02it is because I was gonna be in Austin. I didn't go to Austin
- 18:04to do Alex Jones show. I love Alex Jones. I've been on the
- 18:07show a bunch of times. I'm always hitting him up. He's always hitting
- 18:11me up all the time. I love that, dude. I love Alex
- 18:15Jones. But I go to Austin so much. I don't I'm not gonna
- 18:21go on the show every time I'm in Austin or there's so many people I
- 18:25know in Austin. I don't always hang out with Alex sometimes, like every
- 18:29other time I go to Austin, I'll hit up Alex. There's just so
- 18:32much so it all depends on what I need to do in Austin. There's
- 18:36so much jiu jitsu shit going on at Austin. Sometimes I don't have time
- 18:40to hit up Alex. Sometimes i'm in Austin, I don't even hit up
- 18:42Joe, you know what I mean. So, but David Weiss, he's
- 18:48a well known in the in the conspiracy community, in the flat earth community,
- 18:55David Weiss is one of the best debaters out there. You know,
- 19:00when you're there's there's still this debate of its flatter as the ball. It's
- 19:03crazy how there's still a debate. That should tell you a lot that there's
- 19:07what should there be a hundreds of thousands of pictures of Earth from space?
- 19:15There shouldn't even be a debate. There should be. The reason why there's
- 19:18a debate is because there's no pictures here. You go on plan That's why
- 19:19there's a debate. So then you start looking at everything. Okay, wait,
- 19:22there's no pictures. Why because the composites and the the satellites and the
- 19:29I'm like, yo, there should be hundreds of that one? About this
- 19:33one? Oh no, this one's a composite, so that's not real.
- 19:36No, the only real one was the picture taking the only real picture.
- 19:40According to NASA, the only real picture of Earth from space is one that
- 19:45was taken from one of the fake moon missions. Yeah, and it's a
- 19:51proven fake. It's proven, it's a proven uh cgi, So there's all
- 19:56right, So I understand that that argument. You know, the only picture
- 20:00is fake. So that's why they're still a debate because if there was,
- 20:03if there were, there should be hundreds and thousands of pictures of Earth from
- 20:07space with the Moon over here in the sun over would you go off,
- 20:11hey, all these different Hey they should be endless. But there's fucking none.
- 20:15That's why we're still talking about. But anyway, that's why people are
- 20:18going, whoa, there's no pictures of Earth the ones you show. I
- 20:22always thought these were real, like the like the marble on your phone or
- 20:26your iPhone, going, look, it's that's the default picture, the fucking
- 20:30Earth from space. Everyone thinks that's real, but it's not real. And
- 20:34they admit it. They don't say it's real, they go, oh,
- 20:37no, that's not real. That's a composite. We have to take strips
- 20:40of data they admit it because it is fake. Anybody that analyzes it,
- 20:44that's the cgi picture of Earth from space. They go, yeah, it
- 20:47is. That's how we have to do it, instead of going no,
- 20:48it's real, and they go, dude, that's fake. So they say
- 20:52it's fake. There's no pictures of Earth from space. That's where it all
- 20:56starts. That's when you start going down the rabbit ho and go WHOA,
- 21:00what else are they lying about? They faked the Moon missions. There's no
- 21:07pictures of Earth from space. I always thought there was. I was a
- 21:11big space documentary fucking fanatic. Every now and then, every now and then
- 21:15I would think, wow it is I'm I would watch these documentaries over and
- 21:19over part a fucking BBC Ultimate Space fucking packet. Dude. I would be
- 21:26wanting me and Joe we were like fucking space dogs. Over again. I
- 21:33go. Let me watched the Sun one again, documentary on the Sun Dog.
- 21:37And then every now and then I would think, even back then,
- 21:41fifteen twenty years ago, I would think, damn, this is all cartoons.
- 21:45That one's fake, right, pull it up right right one more time?
- 21:48I bet sipper pulls up right now. Give it a quick second.
- 21:53Got a little bit delayed. Yeah, that's fake. That one's fake.
- 21:57Right, they said that's the one that said that. This's face. He
- 22:00said it was real first, but it's fake. I picked they the only
- 22:04one that's they go, this is the only one. They all they're all
- 22:07fake. Yes, we admit it. They're all fake except this one.
- 22:11But that one's fake. Now what that's why if you're not gonna wait a
- 22:15minute, what huh, there's something going on here. We're in a fucking
- 22:22lake. We're in a lake, a big prison lake. That's a big
- 22:26uh electro magnetic machine. We're in a machine. You know, simulation theory.
- 22:32It is real simulation and flatters are the same thing or a simulation on
- 22:36a flat plane. We are a simulation. I picked a good episode Ofrooms.
- 22:45Everything is electricity. We're not an electro magnetic machine. If you just
- 22:51think of like, okay, the land we're on and the sun and the
- 22:53moon and the stars and Polaris is right over the north Lars is the only
- 22:57started stationary, all the stars going around players happens to be right over the
- 23:03north north poles where all the magnetic pool is. That's the middle of this
- 23:07lake where and we're not a fucking ball spinning in space. We're in a
- 23:11fucking the lake. We're not an electro magnetic machine. We're like in a
- 23:14clock. A taurust feel like the sun, the Moon and all the stars
- 23:18are all connected. They're not just randomly floating in different directions. It's a
- 23:22fucking clock. We're in a big fucking clock, electromagnetic clock. Nothing is
- 23:27just randomly. Everything is a clock. Everything is timed. Where does the
- 23:30ocean end? If it's like, is there a border, Like you're saying
- 23:34everything if we're like ice wall by an ice wall, we're in a lake.
- 23:40The sun and the moon go around like we're in a tourist field and
- 23:42nobody, nobody, no ship like because Antarctica can't be the only point that's
- 23:47blocked. So we're saying if we're like Antarctica is the short everywhere you go
- 23:52south south side with the north is the middle. The north is the middle,
- 23:56and the south is anywhere down. So we're not in a big circle
- 24:00to a clock. A Taurusts are all circles. Everything's a circle. Tourist
- 24:04fields, we're a tour you're a torrist field. We had a torst field
- 24:07going through us electricity is running Nobody denies that. What's a tourist field?
- 24:12Some electromagnetic it's like a live Okay, okay, it's uh. Electricity is
- 24:18running you. Your muscles aren't running you. Electricity is like we're in an
- 24:22electro magnetic fucking ocean. Everything's the sun electromagnetic fucking illuminator. That's an electro
- 24:30It's not like nuclear bombs blowing up like they tell you. That's just a
- 24:33light. That's an electro magnetic some kind of electric fucking So, what's what's
- 24:41past that electric wall? For you? Like the every like, there's not
- 24:45one person that has ever gone out of there. We're prisoners here, don
- 24:48What do you think about the episode with Terrence Howard? Have you seen it?
- 24:53That was a little crazy. I've been saying it blew people's mind.
- 24:56Even Rogan was a little mind blown. What do you have you gone?
- 24:59Have even seen it? He's a very smart guy. He has an incredible
- 25:04memory. He has an insane memory. The guy can just remember so many
- 25:08things. You know. Do I agree with all his theories? I don't
- 25:14know. I mean, like that one times one is really two, that's
- 25:19scary. I don't know, man, I don't know one that's just one
- 25:22times one is one? Yeah? How many times one? Two times two?
- 25:29That's two plus two yeah yeah yeah one three times it's three, right,
- 25:34one? One time is one? Yeah, it's not two. So
- 25:40that's scary. That's that's that's because you're just doing like you're saying specifically this
- 25:45times this many, not this plus this. So if you have the same
- 25:48number mirroring itself and it's just one times this, you know it's just one.
- 25:52Yeah. Yeah, but he thinks it's too that's hilarious that one out.
- 25:57I'm like, whoa, that one's like, but you gotta watch an
- 26:00episode because one time one, No, it doesn't. It''m simple to understand
- 26:06one eight times eight it's eight. Yeah, it's really easy to understand one.
- 26:12One time is one. So I don't know one time, but I
- 26:18don't know ship just I don't know. Okay. I didn't go to college,
- 26:29obviously, I didn't read any fucking books. You didn't really know.
- 26:32You never took a college course books. I always made books up, but
- 26:36I did book reports when I'm serious. I was against I was against homework.
- 26:41I'm like, fuck homework. I mean, you are all fucking day
- 26:48now. I gotta go home with some fucking books. I gotta carry books
- 26:52home and then do more school work. Are you kidding me? I was
- 26:59a against homework. I was not for it, never brought books home.
- 27:03I'm like, I'm gonna try to do as much homework as i can before
- 27:07I leave that school. I'm always like, you know, in between classes
- 27:10fucking and ship. It's like, and if I didn't finish it when I
- 27:15get to school tomorrow, hopefully I can finish it by the time I turn
- 27:18it. You know what I mean. There's no fuck right away. I'm
- 27:23gonna do home work and book reports. Shit, we can read any book.
- 27:29The odds are her knowing the book I read Ship. I would just
- 27:32find any book, read the back of it, the synopsis, and then
- 27:34make up my own ship, combine it with Slayer lyrics. I would have
- 27:38a book report. I would just make up, just made these stories up.
- 27:45And then one time we had to do a dual book report in eighth
- 27:48grade due two dudes gotta read the same book and do a book report on
- 27:55it. Like shit, So now I gotta find the guy. Now I
- 27:57gotta find a guy who's down. His name was Todd Brock, redheaded guy,
- 28:02freckles putting him on blast. Yeah, but you know what, he
- 28:06was super preppy. He was. It was the eighties and he was super
- 28:08pretty preppy. Todd Brock super preppy. His girlfriend was hot, he was.
- 28:12He was a cool dude. He had red hair, but you know
- 28:15he was cool. It didn't matter, you know what I mean, it
- 28:18didn't affect him at all. He was with me, but we were paired
- 28:23up to do a dual book report, and I was like, Fuck,
- 28:27there's no way I'm gonna fuck. I gotta I gotta break him down.
- 28:30I mean, because there's no fucking way I'm gonna read a goddamn book.
- 28:34Fuck. I don't read books, Todd, dude. I've read four books
- 28:41my whole life. Alchemy, What the Alchemist? I liked that one.
- 28:45That was a good one. That one. I'm like, damn, I
- 28:48hate books, but damn, this is a gold one. I like that
- 28:52one. And that was the last book I read. I was like fifteen
- 28:55years ago. Uh, we don't read no books at all. I just
- 28:57missed it. Like make up his own books though, No, oh no,
- 29:03no, my book report and my book writers make up a story.
- 29:06I make it like a half Slayer song and combined with I would always make
- 29:10it wicked. And then now Todd Brounck I got to do a dual book
- 29:12report. So I have to tell him. I go, yo, you
- 29:15don't we don't have to read no fucking book. And what we don't have
- 29:21to do ship it's easy. You down. He's like, what how do
- 29:22you do? And I go, dude, I never read books though,
- 29:26I just make ship up. It's easy, and he goes, what.
- 29:30I go, yes, trust me, tru, because I didn't read no
- 29:32damn book. You want to read a book, you can pick up book.
- 29:34So we pick a book and then you get the general guideline of the
- 29:37book and then you just make ship up with just blow it up. And
- 29:41that sounds way better than g So so we had to go up together.
- 29:45There was it was a dual oral book report, so you know, we
- 29:51both had to go up and go back and forth and talk about the fucking
- 29:53book. So, dude, it hurts the ship. We heard that ship
- 29:59dude. He was nervous on that. There's dude, I don't remember a
- 30:00lot of shit to some things. I never forget Doc, I never forget
- 30:06Todd White. He's up there he's so nervous that he's gonna blow it.
- 30:10Dog, And I'm looking at him. He's sweating. His forehead is completely
- 30:15dreaded. Dude, like that the key and peel little mehdorn one. Yeah,
- 30:19yeah, dude, it was. It was not that bad, but
- 30:22it kind of It's kind of like if you ate off a ship ton of
- 30:26halapangos, you ever get your whole fucking head is wet. Dude. I'm
- 30:30like looking over, I'm like, he's gonna fucking blow this. He's so
- 30:33nervous. We're like, we're faking a book report. But he pulled it
- 30:37off. He got it together to deep brass bullm and we did it.
- 30:40At the ends, I told you, ship, no one knew you never
- 30:42did a book report ever again. After I'm not gonna pair up with him
- 30:47no more. I was the last. He didn't want to have anything to
- 30:48do with me anymore after that. That scared him away. That was the
- 30:52red flag. He's like, yo, I need to get away from this
- 30:56guy. You know. He's like telling somebody. He's like, there's a
- 30:57crazy kiddy with and had me improva book report. You don't have to read?
- 31:07Oh amazing, like impromptu acting class. Oh man, I wasn't gonna
- 31:14read ship dog, no homework Dog. I'm gonna go home and we're gonna,
- 31:18you know, throw lemons at cars on the freeway, or you know,
- 31:23uh, steal fruit from neighbors yards. We'd always climb fences, go
- 31:32through everyone's yard. We would always go through everyone's yard boom as kids,
- 31:34because we would. We would get camouflage and have backpacks, and we'd climb
- 31:41the trees that had lemon trees. In Mexican neighborhoods a lot of fruit trees.
- 31:45You know, we got to survive, dog, every house had some
- 31:48fruit. So we go get the lemons, fill the backpacks, and then
- 31:52we'd climb trees and get all camouflage. And when cars were passed by,
- 31:56we'd peg them with lemons and if we'd hit them, dude, they would
- 32:00stop. They would come out and go the fuck. We just be fucking
- 32:02hide like rampo DDE. Were just in the trees, and every now and
- 32:07then they figured it out, motherfuckers. Are in the trees. Were like
- 32:10in a tree that we could jump to on the escape route. And we
- 32:15already had our We practiced our escape route. We jump. We sometimes we
- 32:21just practice our escape room. We don't We're not gonna bomb. No bombing,
- 32:23we call that bombing. You want to go bombing? Like this is
- 32:27jump fences. So we jump fences just so so there's no way people chasing.
- 32:30They couldn't catch us. Are you gidding? Like little fucking rats going
- 32:37underground? They couldn't catch Where did you grow up that you were doing all
- 32:39this ship? Santa Anna, California? Okay, I mean, as I
- 32:44say, it sounds like where I'm from. I'm originally from Austin. And
- 32:45yeah, they're like hopping in people's yards and like traveling that way, like
- 32:50yeah, oh you guys did that too. I thought it was just Mexicans.
- 32:52I mean go into people's backyards and ship like all the time. But
- 32:58like the sneaking around sh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
- 33:00guess that's normal. We did that ship, normal kids ship all the time.
- 33:06Our escape routes. We had practice because we'd get chased and dode.
- 33:08That would scare the ship out of us, dude, and then we'd start
- 33:12practicing for a company. You they chase us. So you're kind of being
- 33:16a hooligan at this moment when you're in you childhood, when did you When
- 33:20was the first time you smoked weed? Do you remember your child, were
- 33:22you in high school, you were an adult. I don't remember the first
- 33:28time I smoked weed, but the first ten times I smoked weed, I
- 33:35smoked weed. It was horrible. I never liked it, always vowed to
- 33:38never do it again, would always trip get mad anxiety. You know when
- 33:42people you know that happens. All you smoke weed for the first time,
- 33:45either gonna love it or you're gonna fucking freak out and never want to do
- 33:49it again. I turned that first time. Ah man, it turns people
- 33:52off if they have like a panic attack bam. So it's that first one
- 33:58that could that could change your life at first. So then then I always
- 34:06hated it. I was always in bands, speed metal bands, never smoke
- 34:09weed. Once every two years, I would be at a party, I'm
- 34:15trying to impress a girl, smoke weed and I freak out like I'm having
- 34:20a panic attack. The whole night's ruined. It kept happening over and over
- 34:24again, once every couple of years. So one time in high school there's
- 34:30a stoner stoner section, but me and three of my friends we didn't smoke
- 34:35weed, but there was a big stoner section, so everyone thought I smoked
- 34:38weed. Everyone thought, you know, we're in the stoner section. But
- 34:42if you looked at it like a scientist, like a detective, you're like,
- 34:45those motherfuckers are never smoking weed on those three dudes right there. We
- 34:50just we had nowhere else to go because we had long hair and we were
- 34:52just scumbags and we had nowhere to go. So like, we're over here,
- 34:55but but we can't go in deep. I had one friend that could
- 34:59go in deep. He even smoke weed, Willie, he'd go Indeed.
- 35:01It was like Mad Max in the stoner area, you know what I mean.
- 35:05We never went in deep. We never found because on the outskirts,
- 35:08you know, a little protection. And one day you fucking called me in
- 35:15and I'm like, oh shit, I'm in the center of the fucking It
- 35:17felt like Mad Max Dog Like they sucked me in. They go, you
- 35:21can smoke some weed. I'm like, okay, smoke the little weed.
- 35:23Now that was lunch smoke weed. I'm in tenth grade, eleventh grade.
- 35:30Now I'm gonna go to us history class. Stoe fucking dude kid who's not
- 35:37a stoner. And now they just smoked. They smoked me out. I'm
- 35:38like sitting there in class like this. I'm like and I'm like going,
- 35:44just don't say shit. Just don't do ship. Don't say shit. Don't
- 35:47say shit. Just don't say ship. Don't look at nobody. And then
- 35:51China iwata my god, and I'm like, fuck what I'm not And I'm
- 36:06like, don't blow up my spot. I just I'm not gonna say ship.
- 36:10I'm just gonna sit here. I just gonna sit here. And then
- 36:14she hands me her mirror. She goes, look at your eyes, and
- 36:19I went like this. I went, dude, I look like fucking the
- 36:25living dead. I just it freaked me out. Looking at myself freaked me
- 36:30out. I stood I stood up and just walked out of the glass.
- 36:36The teachers all like what's going on. Everyone's like, where's he going?
- 36:39And everyone no one wanted to say shit. I just got up, walked
- 36:43out of class and went to the bathroom and then sat on the floor and
- 36:46was just like, oh my god, my life is over. I just
- 36:49walked out of class. Well I'm going drugs. Oh my god, I'm
- 36:52sitting on the floor in the bathroom. And then the campus cop full grown
- 36:55man, cop mustache and everything, fucking the flashlighted ship. He opens the
- 37:04door and he just goes like this because everyone said he went to the bathroom,
- 37:07he did the full and just like just like that, and I'm on
- 37:09the floor and then I mean, get down. I start crying. I
- 37:13mean, I cried myself out of a lot of shit. I was a
- 37:15big cry, big pussy. I cried myself out of a lot of shit.
- 37:21Health awareness man cry And I just started crying. And he comes to
- 37:24what's going on? Like, I hate some of the burrito, I hat
- 37:27something the bad. Get up. He goes, get up, and he
- 37:31grabbed me by the armies and dragged me to the principal's office. He dragged
- 37:36me the principals and I'm like, oh my stormy stomach cake, And he
- 37:40knows I'm high. He knows he heard the story some of someone must have
- 37:44rid me because his eyes were insane. So he drags me to the principal's
- 37:49principal's office and mister was the principal's name. Ship damn it, I forget
- 37:58the principal's name. But he had a fool blown to pay, like he
- 38:00lost all his hair, like dude, his eyebrows and everything's eyelashes. He
- 38:06lost all his hair and his head full too. People was so obvious,
- 38:10and he was so cool, because what's wrong on my stomach? Girts?
- 38:15I need to go, and he goes, okay go, and then the
- 38:20cop was like, you know what I mean, like you're gonna let him
- 38:24go. I fucking squirre him out of there, walked home, and I
- 38:30just remember laying in bed looking at my VCR clock, looking and just counting
- 38:34off the minutes till this ship wears off? How long this shit gotta wear?
- 38:39A couple hours at least? You high when your parents showed up home.
- 38:43No, they're already pretty much like gone, pretty much all gone by
- 38:45the time moms didn't get home till like five thirty years, you know what
- 38:50I mean. And I was just laying in bed, staring at the little
- 38:52clock in the VCR, counting off the minutes. How long is this gonna
- 38:58last? Oh my god, I wouldn't either if that happened to me.
- 39:02Yeah, yeah, it'd freak me out. When was it? When did
- 39:07you try it? After? Long after that, and then every now and
- 39:09then again I would smoke it and freak out at a party or something.
- 39:15And then when I was twenty eight, Uh, a girl that I was
- 39:22dating stripper. I was a strip club DJ for a decade. Damn yeah,
- 39:30I did that for a while. I payed that pay oh yeah a
- 39:32little bit. And I started seeing this one dancer. Uh. It was
- 39:40head over heels over her. And one night, you know, we finally
- 39:46hook up and she pulls out a joint. She goes to smoke the shit
- 39:52iron smoking the ship. She goes, please smoking with me? I smoking,
- 39:58and I'm like, fuck dat. She goes please. She was hot,
- 40:00Yes, she was hot. I'm like fooly in love, like I'm
- 40:04falling. Yeah, you're gonna do it, dude, I'm not thinking about
- 40:06anybody else. I'm falling in love with this one. And you were already
- 40:13fucking or you you haven't to do this? Yeah yeah, yeah we had
- 40:19fucked maybe twice. Ye smells like leather. Yeah, I was like right
- 40:30away. I just saw her every day, every day, boom boom boom
- 40:31every day. And then you know, we smoked the weed and we had
- 40:37such a good time all night. We would just be laughing, like mental
- 40:40patience and just laughing. We don't even know we were laughing at we were
- 40:44just looking and she'd be lying on my bed and had pillow on her head,
- 40:49flat on her back, and then she would take the pillow off her
- 40:52head and then sit up, and then we look at each other. Pillow
- 41:00cover her face, and then lay down and scream. And then she would
- 41:04sit up, take the pillow off, howl and scream, cover her face,
- 41:09lay down. We did that over. It was due. We were
- 41:12mental patients. We were insane. And then the next day I woke up
- 41:15and I'm I was analyzing the situation. I'm like, how the hell did
- 41:20I have such a good time with weed? I usually have a horrible time
- 41:24with weed. So we decided to try it again the next night, same
- 41:30thing, laughed like mental patience. And then the next night then I realized
- 41:36that, man, weed is whatever you make it. It could be bad,
- 41:42it could be good some people it's just bad. You know, it's
- 41:45all about what you make it. And obviously you know you don't want to
- 41:49abuse it and do it too much. In a little bit, you don't
- 41:52need to be smoking, oh goddamn day, a little bit here and there.
- 41:54You control it, don't let it control you. You control it.
- 42:00I'm not trying to be a fucking a saint or anything. Kids listening,
- 42:06you know, I don't want to I don't want to sound too irresponsible,
- 42:08but I do have a new weed, shameless pro or no pen pro pen
- 42:20and I have collaborated. We got our own pen. And I'll be honest
- 42:23with you. I was never a big fan of pens. And the reason
- 42:28why it's like, I don't know what's in there. I'm like, who
- 42:31knows what's in that ship? When you're smoking plant, you kind of you
- 42:36know, you know, who knows what's in that too? But it's like,
- 42:38damn, this is like you can put anything in that liquid. You
- 42:43know what's weed? You could burn it, you know what I mean.
- 42:45But these guys, they're friends of mine and one of them's one of my
- 42:51students, and I know their operation well, yeah, Vince and Sam and
- 42:57they make all their ship they bring another and I see them, Oh my
- 43:00god, I would I would I feel comfortable smoking his pens. And before
- 43:04we were together, we worked together, I was smoking his pens, like,
- 43:07okay, I trust that one. So he had the prop and he
- 43:09was that he had your brand, he had a my collaboration. Yeah,
- 43:14he zone, you know, that's the one I've been smoking for the last
- 43:16like two years. Dude, that's my ship. Start on the road.
- 43:21When I get one on the road, those are the ones. Yeah,
- 43:23that's my ship. And uh then uh, the idea of putting my name
- 43:30on one and you know, getting into the cannabis industry came up. I
- 43:37was like, I feel comfortable with this, motherfucker. I mean I know
- 43:39that the ship's legit. This is the ship that I was already smoking.
- 43:43So I don't feel I feel good about it. So I got to ask
- 43:47you, So this is they put up they put some rosin in there and
- 43:51all that. What do you remember the first hold on exam? You just
- 43:52can't say that. You gotta be specific. Yeah, I have a question
- 43:57from the has to do all right? Yeah, I tell him what's in
- 43:59there? Let him know, But is it he has the best terpenes and
- 44:02the best distill it in a good balance the ratio in there, bro.
- 44:06So that's like a great distilla pen ready to go easy for like just like
- 44:10perfect if you're if you're not gonna go hardcore and you're not cool with the
- 44:14dab in whatever, this is a great intro to it so you can build
- 44:16the tolerance. Mine has like actual sauce live resids, so it's more like
- 44:21the actual nectar from the actual concentrate that's actually put in there, because you
- 44:24know, I'm more of a dabber, so it's a little bit more on
- 44:27the start, like the hash side, so it's more different yours. Like
- 44:31Vinnie focused on getting the terpenes very like to match every single pen and like
- 44:37your pens actually taste what tastes like what it actually says, and it's that's
- 44:40very hard to get because he's so he was hoarding those like flavors. He
- 44:45was like, I'm saving him for somebody. I'm saving him for somebody.
- 44:46And then when you came along and the idea came around, it was like
- 44:50we're gonna use these. Yeah, now I'm a it's it's it's awesome that
- 44:58right when I decide step into the arena the cannabis industry, I've had offers
- 45:06before and I just thought, damn, that's too dangerous. That's too dangerous,
- 45:08you know what I mean. But now it's crazy I get into it.
- 45:12And then now the DOJ, you know, is saying that they're going
- 45:15to reschedule cannabis to schedule three and perfect time. Thank god. I don't
- 45:22want no trouble, you know what I mean. We're doing everything by the
- 45:25books, everything straight. You know, I don't want any trouble. But
- 45:29it's going to continue to be straight. Like it's not really you just like
- 45:32we're currently like I know, my pants currently and over like forty seven shops,
- 45:37which means like from the next time they re up, even some of
- 45:38them have started the ones that didn't have it before they started picking up your
- 45:42pants, you're just automatically gonna get into all those shops that are there.
- 45:45So like, as long as we're in there before any big changes happened,
- 45:49you don't really got to worry about it because it's like, hey, whatever
- 45:51sells is going to stay on there. Bro. They can't just kick you
- 45:53out just like that. You know, it's not gonna go down where it's
- 45:57like, hey, we're all it's not gonna turn to Canada Canadian Wi shop.
- 46:00And I was like, every fucking weed jar looked like it came in
- 46:04a watch box. I was like, where's the personality to the weed?
- 46:07It literally was a watch It's government weed, like a brand new watchbox.
- 46:10And then they had a black jar and it just had a little white sticker
- 46:14that said this is what this flavor is. I was like, this is
- 46:16lame. I gotta ask you. Do you remember the first time you went
- 46:20to dispensary. I don't. But before there were dispensaries, that was certain
- 46:28spots that you had to know somebody. And this is right at the height
- 46:34of fear factor. Joe knew some people. They knew the Lakers, and
- 46:37they knew there was one spot in Englewood. They knew this one spot before
- 46:43dispensaries. It's like two thousand and two or two thousand and one with the
- 46:46medical card. This was like, damn, it's still underground. People are
- 46:51like there's like some some pioneers out there going to jail and getting arrested and
- 46:55shit, you know, like Todd McCormick and all the shit he went through.
- 46:59A lot of people. People, you know, foods are buying their
- 47:01weed from foods that are coming in parking in the parking lot with duffel bags.
- 47:05They were like they weren't even like just there was no sourcing it anywhere
- 47:08else. And then like those fools had to be careful when they pulled up
- 47:12to the shop because somebody from the neighborhood could be waiting and be like,
- 47:15hey, this fool pulls up and he gives it all those Yeah, when
- 47:19those shops were around like which yeah, like I want to say, like
- 47:21ten years ago, sit ship backdoor, boom, they let you in and
- 47:24there's all this weed in here. You're like whoa, and you got to
- 47:28know somebody to get But now there's dispensaries everywhere. It's crazy. You can't
- 47:34pull it back now right now. You can't. You can't. It's it's
- 47:37just a matter of the taxes coming down because people, if you're trying to
- 47:40people think they because you're in the cannabis space in California, they think you're
- 47:44just like, oh, you must be a millionaire. It's like, no,
- 47:45bro, it costs so much money to get product out there the legal
- 47:49way. That's why it fucking matters when you go buy it. But of
- 47:52course it's it's tough to buy it when you're getting taxed to twenty percent.
- 47:55That's thirty four percent, yeah, thirty four percent. I'm sorry, I
- 47:59was going on the medical Oh yeah, yeah, you you are exempt from
- 48:04five percent taxes, so it's uh, he works at a shop five less
- 48:08percent If you're dying, no, no, no, if you have the
- 48:10medical like just like your normal cannabis medical wreck. But if you if you're
- 48:15dying, do you get a discount? That's a good question. Well no,
- 48:16I mean we have like a cancer discount at our place, and like
- 48:21disability and discount like you're dying, it's fifteen. Yeah, I hear that.
- 48:27It's uh, you'll make more money if you just open up a shop
- 48:31illegally and know you're going to get two thirty oh yeah rated and then you
- 48:37know you're gonna get rady to find the name bom and the next day you
- 48:40reopening and keep going like that's cheaper, right, I keep hearing that,
- 48:45Yeah, yeah, for some shops do that even like just like opening a
- 48:49smoke shop, that's the move right now. So but people are doing is
- 48:52You'll see all these like smoke shops that sell like cigarettes, but all they
- 48:55sell is menthols, which are not allowed. That's how you know they sell
- 48:59weed. If there's selling like unregulated shit, they're selling mushrooms. They're selling
- 49:02something that's not supposed to be allowed, and you don't see a light on
- 49:05the wall. They sell it all. You just gotta be cool, like,
- 49:07there's hell of shops in the hood that I've walked into. Whenever I
- 49:12need a torch, like or I need to but tane for my dab brig,
- 49:15I'll walk in there and I'm like, I haven't been into this one.
- 49:16You just like you guys just popped up, and you know, like
- 49:20they'll look at you, bro like they'll like like sometimes you know because leaving
- 49:23here, you walk in there smelling like like hey, we got some cush
- 49:27and all stuff, and some of them are as bold as to have it
- 49:30in the front, and I'm like, you just don't give a fuck no
- 49:32more, just a fine. It's just because it's just a fine. So
- 49:35it's like, right now, it's more beneficial to actually open up a regular
- 49:38smoke shop for sell whatever you want. Pay the two three hundred dollars fine
- 49:44every time somebody which is very random goes in there and gets caught, and
- 49:47then you just keep selling it trapped door because all it's gonna take you to
- 49:50pay that fine is gonna be two hours worth of selling illegal shit. Yeah,
- 49:53you sell mushrooms there all day, You sell gummies, you sell anything
- 49:57sprayable acid, which is a new move. Love that ship. What s
- 50:00rable acid. Bro, I've been fucking with that ship. It is.
- 50:04Yeah, it is like the best. My it's micro micro dose so you
- 50:07can control it. A tab is ten sprays, so it's one tenth two
- 50:12tenths of a tab. Two tenths of a tab is like a perfect micro
- 50:15dose. We also look at this ratio. We got two to three over
- 50:23here. Yeah, yeah, you get up and go, Peet, get
- 50:28up and go get two more. Yeah you know what, that's enough for
- 50:35him to choke you out. Dude. We kind of wanted it to happen.
- 50:37Yeah, we've been pushing for it. You know, you being like
- 50:40you're a black belt, right you you you being a black belt? Like,
- 50:45how often does the urge come around to kick somebody's asses? Are?
- 50:47Like I've always imagined like is it? Are you? Just like it is
- 50:51like I'm like, is it? I know, I don't want to sound
- 50:53stupid as fun, but it's just like you just like sometimes you're just like,
- 50:57man, when somebody's acting a fool, You're like, I wish you
- 50:59said up to me. No, you know it's all the perception that kind
- 51:05of that kind of thinking is completely wrong. You know, it's a nobody
- 51:09that does jiu jitsu is looking for a fight. No, most of the
- 51:13people that do jiu jitsu are pussies. I was a pussy my whole life,
- 51:15and the only reason I did jiu jitsus because I was like, maybe
- 51:19there's something I could do, so I'm not such a pussy, you know
- 51:21what I mean? You know what I mean. I learned how to at
- 51:23least a little bit. Yeah, it's like that jiu jitsus is a bunch
- 51:28of pussies. And you know, nobody, nobody, nobody is looking for
- 51:36a fight at any time. You know, generally if some ship comes up,
- 51:40like if you had to and you couldn't avoid it, Like, no
- 51:43one we're thinking about jail and ship. We're not thinking about No one's trying
- 51:46to fight health insurance. It's like the last thing on anybody's mind. You
- 51:52think that from outside looking in, you would think like all they think about
- 51:55is going around fighting. But that's one thing that if you actually started doing
- 52:00jiu jitsu and you did it, you would realize, oh shit, I
- 52:02had it all wrong. It's just a bunch of pussies. Have you been
- 52:06knocked out before? No, like you ever out of like your years of
- 52:10doing jiu jitsu, Like does that happen, like not like choked out or
- 52:15just passed out? Yeah, like heyo put the sleep Like in a choke
- 52:17that's the same thing. There's no striking, it's just grappling. Ah.
- 52:23So have I ever been put to sleep? Yeah? Like maybe ten times?
- 52:29Have you been put to sleep before? Like? Did you ever play
- 52:30that choking game? I remember playing that when I was little. Yeah.
- 52:32It was so stupid, bro, we could have died doing that. We
- 52:35didn't like choke throats, but like yeah, they press you up against the
- 52:37wall, yeah and just yeah you black out. Yeah, definitely. I
- 52:43don't want to get choked out, Like if it may style, that's painful.
- 52:45Have you, like you ever like seen somebody actually get like that's it,
- 52:51they get vegetable time out of your years of experience, Like you've seen
- 52:52somebody get severely hurt like broken legs and ship like that, or like what's
- 52:59that movie Million Dollar Baby? She was like crippled after that? I was
- 53:06there a million dollar baby? No, not that one. I saw someone.
- 53:10I saw someone kind of get hurt. You asked someone someone hurt,
- 53:14did you come back with his drink? Huh? You had one. Okay,
- 53:17give me yeah. No, I was there at the Austin when you
- 53:22had Austin versus your headquarters planet. The ambulance went in. Someone didn't tap.
- 53:29You guys didn't hear the tap. Do you remember how one was this?
- 53:31An ambulance came by, Yeah, to pick up the last contestant because
- 53:35he didn't tap. This was in Austin, Texas. Yes, it was
- 53:39an Austin, Texas me, Sam Tripley. This was in November. I
- 53:44was there. Yeah, it was give me a second, it was.
- 53:50It was it was your tenth planet when you have your your schools fight each
- 53:53other, and it felt like the fight club. It was crazy and someone
- 53:59kind of got hurt, now Cooper hurt, but the ambulance that he had
- 54:00to get checked up. It was dude, it wasn't the coolest thing I've
- 54:04ever seen cool did you say coolest? The coolest? Coolest? Like people
- 54:12there was two guys fighting and you just see people and you know how usually
- 54:15fights get stopped because that's how No, this was like there was a rat
- 54:16and but it was like we were like a feet away from no one.
- 54:21There's no striking. It's just dude grappling trying to get each other to tap
- 54:23out. They're friends, they're all friends, but it was ends with the
- 54:28guys. You roll with friends with them, it's just like playing a video
- 54:30game with them. You're trying to practicing killing healthy competition. And the only
- 54:36reason like he tapped, or he said I tapped, but the reason the
- 54:38reft didn't hear because we were so loud in there cheering for everybody. So
- 54:43y'all fucked this guy up. It's on a little bit. He held yeah,
- 54:46because he I guess he is on the record. They're going to use
- 54:49this. Uh, I guess all his limbs all his limbs were held so
- 54:53he couldn't tap. So he tried to yell tap, I'm done, but
- 54:57it was so loud and it's not the rest of it was just it was
- 55:00chaos. They're going to use that as evidence. Have you ever been putting
- 55:02an arm bar? Dude sucks? Yeah. It's out of like a scale
- 55:07one to ten. It's like how how you break your arm with everybody takes
- 55:10it too far? Oh, super easy, it felt, man. I
- 55:14had this neighborhood something hold out when they get when they when they be fighting
- 55:17the last they be holding out I'm like, what the hell, bro,
- 55:20you got like a strong jack off arm or something brow if you get it,
- 55:23if you get it in the right, But I don't know, man.
- 55:24I just remember you're pushing the arm out right, like you're pushing the
- 55:29bone out right. You're bending it back there. You're bending it backwards,
- 55:31so like this ship's got a snap at some point. Some people could take
- 55:35more than others. Some people more reflex some people can bend this way and
- 55:37the arm kind of goes like that like that. Some people are harder too.
- 55:43You're a freak rock, a little double jointed. The surviving arm bars
- 55:49it was the last, right, not the last. You have seen some
- 55:51guy some dislocated shoulder or something like that, dislocated his elbow hyper extended this
- 55:57one. Yeah, get into jiu jitsu and that's all you do is just
- 56:01escape arm bars. It'll just be the hoodini of that ship. Aren't you.
- 56:07Weren't you supposed to be taking jiu jitsu with Sam. I took one
- 56:09or two classes, then what happens started? Okay, I just took one.
- 56:13No, he came in here and he was he just took one or
- 56:15two, and then I get it. He came in with one of those
- 56:17shirts. The second day or two, it was either one or two.
- 56:22I don't know. I think I went twice, so okay, so okay,
- 56:24I definitely went once. But the first time I was recording, kind
- 56:27of helping, like case Sam wanted to record it, so no, no,
- 56:30I did. I did roll a little bit, so it was why
- 56:31it was kind of like in one of the two. And then it was
- 56:34private because Giovanni was with Giovanni, so I would I don't know. It
- 56:37was private, so I guess I learned a good amount. I don't know.
- 56:39It just sounds very personal. Second time, from after that class,
- 56:42he came in with a UFC shirt from like that material like you know,
- 56:45like those sports went like and he said UFC all over it. And I
- 56:49was like, oh, so you're you're like saying class and you're just thinking
- 56:52you're just badass here. He's like, yeah, it's gonna take it serious.
- 56:54It's a bunch of nerds. It's like like, just like you guys,
- 56:58can we document it? We call your nerds. See he knows you're
- 57:00a nerd. Well yeah, he looks at the fucking room. It's hard
- 57:05dogs. You guys are just like nice guys. Yeah, you know you
- 57:07guys are into your phone. Nice guys. That's jiu jitsu guys. They're
- 57:10not these crazy animals that are trying to kill you now, So who is
- 57:14that those guys can hang with jiu jitsu because in jiu jitsu in the beginning,
- 57:17you're gonna be losing the game a lot. You're gonna be tapping,
- 57:20and then some douchebags take that really seriously and they don't ever want to do
- 57:24that again, so they don't come back. So it leaves just like the
- 57:28guys with like, you know, zero problem with that, Like pussies,
- 57:30Pussy's like, oh my god, I got tap six times? It was
- 57:32crazy. Can't wait till I get good at this? What does that make
- 57:36you a pussy though? Because you're not trying to be a douchebag. So
- 57:43it's just one end of the spectrum or the other. You're either a pussy
- 57:45or a douchebag. You can't just be on the spectrum. Nice guy is
- 57:49pussy rock? Would you be okay with getting topped out by like a six
- 57:53year old girl? Sam says he gets topped out by like girls all the
- 57:55time, Like that mean I wouldn't be but what he says a douchebag and
- 58:00be okay with that? No nobody some of that come out, nice guy,
- 58:08that's why you wouldn't you be like, all right, I lost,
- 58:09I might not do it again. I would be doing that to learn how
- 58:12to fight, how to you know, And it's that's what you mean.
- 58:15Yeah. Nice guys are the only ones that stay because they have no expectations.
- 58:20They go in there and like, I'm just gonna just take this one
- 58:22day at a time. And then those are the guys that stay. Tough
- 58:25guys they can't. Tough guys can never go through the fire. Only pussies
- 58:30can go through the fire. This is such a confusing conversation. There's enough
- 58:37to like to make like pussies go through go through. What I'm doing by
- 58:45saying pussy is try to make you feel comfortable. We're just a bunch of
- 58:49pussies. Oh I get you, I get a bunch of sweethearts? Is
- 58:52that better? I mean no? No, I just like damn because everybody
- 58:54thinks like, oh my god, I walk into a jiu jitsu school and
- 58:57it's just gonna be all these people that want to beat me. And then
- 59:00when I'm no good at it, They're gonna be laughing at me, and
- 59:02everyone's gonna be hod and then I'm gonna be a shame because they're gonna know
- 59:07I can't fight. That's most people think that, But it's nothing like.
- 59:10It's the exact opposite. No one is a funck about you the first day.
- 59:16Call me when you're like six months. Like, everyone goes through the
- 59:20first day. No one's not happening. It's first day. Yeah, everybody
- 59:22goes first day. It's like, no one's gonna go with the first day.
- 59:27People don't do that. Fresh man, get the paddle. People are
- 59:30just people are gonna just gonna go do this first day. Just focus on
- 59:34this and focused on that and have fun. That's cool, man. It
- 59:36sounds like a real positive community. It's not like those guys never make it.
- 59:40Yeah, those guys can't hang with that because they're gonna be losing a
- 59:43game of death and they can't hang losing a game of death out of there.
- 59:47Now. Most people can't hang They look at that and go, oh,
- 59:50that's gay, and then they get the fucking it is kind of fun.
- 59:59It's cost of okay, though, Oh you love doing that? Ship
- 1:00:01you love saying that for it. Well, it's when it's called for.
- 1:00:05It's called for when it's called for. I'm just saying it's not as offensive
- 1:00:10as an inn word. Both suck. Huh, both suck? Why are
- 1:00:15you using them? Well? Okay, first of all, the effort is
- 1:00:19way different than the N word. I mean different, Yeah, but just
- 1:00:22that they both just saying one is like not on the level of like it
- 1:00:24doesn't have historic like you know, food's work and slaves historic. It wasn't
- 1:00:29the rainbow whips, you know. I mean, you picked the lesser two
- 1:00:31evils. Just still picking evil. I'm gonna say something, God, say
- 1:00:37something. Yeah, Bro, it's just kind of you know, that needs
- 1:00:42to be on his shirt. Yeah, but are we gonna? Are we
- 1:00:44gonna? Are we gonna take that? We should go with Vinni's brother.
- 1:00:47I couldn't roll with you for we were way too much out of my weight
- 1:00:50class. You're not here, he said, it's just to have fun.
- 1:00:53I'm not gonna You're not supposed to just go in there. I'm gonna bring
- 1:00:57his arm whoever dog And it doesn't matter if you see the matters that you
- 1:01:00lose. Man, that's the wrong attitude. It's gotta not matter if you
- 1:01:05lose that much, you know what I mean, Like that's how you learn.
- 1:01:07But I'm like, I'll be honest with you, I'd be scared of
- 1:01:09that way on top of me, like you no fense, but like that's
- 1:01:12a like how much you wear he weighs due, I weighed like two fifty
- 1:01:15seven. That's a lot. I thought you no. Yeah, oh my,
- 1:01:22I'm like, okay, I get I wait one, I wait won
- 1:01:25sixty. I don't know. I thought you were a fucking pussy. Yeah,
- 1:01:32I mean you know. Yeah, I'm roll with him a lot because
- 1:01:36I rolled with Sam and Sam was being nice. But I can't. I
- 1:01:38can't. I can't hold that weight. Sam's like got a lot of weaight,
- 1:01:42fifty is a lot. How much you wear like one sixty sixty?
- 1:01:45Yeah, the actual weight that I can't. Oh I can't. Yeah yeah,
- 1:01:50so different weight clas Yeah, I can, I can. I can
- 1:01:52hold wrong. Take you a lot me to to be able to handle this
- 1:01:55kind of power. He might not. He doesn't have to do any So
- 1:02:00you him having one hundred pounds, you're gonna need at least a year before
- 1:02:05you can suck him up, damn. But but if my time fly though,
- 1:02:08if I start taking what if I start taking it at the same time
- 1:02:12as him, and then you'll never catch that, I'll never catch it.
- 1:02:15Just every day. Why did you show up late, bitch? Why you
- 1:02:22smoke about ship you're gonna bring you You can bring your own weed. That
- 1:02:29wouldn't be a bad idea. You have to you have to take it for
- 1:02:31real though. I mean I could already tell, like Vinny's brother would be
- 1:02:35all cool about it right at first, and then second week he's just like
- 1:02:37I told you it was gonna be too. It's like fucking just sucking you
- 1:02:40up. And I'm just like, fuck dude, because he's pretty beasty with
- 1:02:44it. I think you'd be better. I think you should take a private
- 1:02:47Well I'm not gonna yeah, I'm not gonna pumplicize it, bro, you
- 1:02:51gotta try it out first before does a lot of privates And just I don't
- 1:02:54know why does he he's focused. It's like when you just think about this,
- 1:02:59kids doing old people do it in their eighties, do it seventy anybody
- 1:03:04can do it or so. It isn't like if you if you're going to
- 1:03:07try it out to see if you're if you're if you're meant for it.
- 1:03:14Everybody's meant for it. Everybody's meant for self defense powers, the ability to
- 1:03:22put someone into sleep scientifically, not magically, just scientifically. You practice it
- 1:03:27all the time. You practice on dudes that are really good at stopping and
- 1:03:29dudes that don't even practice. It's too easy people that don't. It's like
- 1:03:32I mean, people get obsessed with jiu jitsu, not for the self defense
- 1:03:38aspect. After like a year. You know, at first you might get
- 1:03:44into it because you want to be able to defend yourself on the street if
- 1:03:46if you ever run into any trouble and all that, but a good six
- 1:03:51months of solid training, you've got the advantage over anybody on the street.
- 1:03:54If the most people don't train, ninety nine point nine percent of the population
- 1:04:03they don't train. So, uh, if I was a betting man,
- 1:04:09a guy who's been training six months hard and that goes by quick, I'll
- 1:04:13always put my money on that go over like ninety nine point no no no
- 1:04:15no no, no, no no no no percent of the population, you
- 1:04:19know what I mean. So once after once you get to six months a
- 1:04:23year, it's not about you already got your self defense down. Now it's
- 1:04:27about beating someone who knows shit, who knows how to do that to other
- 1:04:32people, and those people know how to do it to other people and so
- 1:04:36on. That sport is. Now you're getting into stuff that only works against
- 1:04:42people who are experts at it. You know most of the world ain't experts
- 1:04:45at it. So you go, you roll with a guy who's never trained.
- 1:04:49It's it's your first date. You know what I mean. I've been
- 1:04:51doing this thirty years. It's your first day. Boom. Let's take it
- 1:04:55easy, take it slow, don't even worry about it. You know what
- 1:04:57I mean. Take it easy. I don't want to like, it's not
- 1:05:00fun rolling with a guy who doesn't have any that there you get no satisfaction.
- 1:05:03There's zero satisfaction rolling with someone who it's their first day, no matter
- 1:05:10how athletic they are. It's it's it's not like, oh I m up.
- 1:05:13No one's ever gonna brag like, how often was his first fucking day.
- 1:05:16No one's ever gonna brag on that. It doesn't feel good unless the
- 1:05:19guy's really good. The guy just started. Like, No, take it
- 1:05:23easy, have fun, take it slow, enjoy yourself. I'll get you
- 1:05:27later. Maybe we go lie a little bit home. But it's not fun
- 1:05:30for me because I want challenges. Most of the guys are there for the
- 1:05:32challenges. They want to go against the good guys, the new guys.
- 1:05:35Guy, your new guys go over there with those new guys, and eventually
- 1:05:41the nubes become the destroyers. It's just like a never ending cycle. It
- 1:05:45never stops. When you mean, like other black belts, you ever just
- 1:05:48kind of like want to like roll, like just for kind of fun,
- 1:05:51like you said, just just like test it out, or like how do
- 1:05:55you practice or who That's how you grow up. Man, when you're growing
- 1:05:58up first opened up a school, dude, you're you're rolling with everybody.
- 1:06:02Man, your students, people dropping in, everybody's trying to it's it's it's
- 1:06:08it's you know, it's not all. There's a there's a lot of challenging
- 1:06:15going on, you know what I mean. Guys show up, they want
- 1:06:17to tap you in front of your students. Man, you got to be
- 1:06:19ready for that. That's real. No one's fighting, it's grappling. So
- 1:06:25there's a striking, right, it's friendly. It's like, let's let's I'm
- 1:06:29here from wherever. Okay, so there's no like eighties people in front of
- 1:06:33your students, and like, I'm like, damn, it's not good for
- 1:06:36business of this guy stopping in tonight fox me up in front of all my
- 1:06:41students. So so that's the kind of life you lead. You want to
- 1:06:44teach you sure, you want to teach people how to put people to sleep.
- 1:06:45Okay, it's like the Twilight Zone. Well, people are going to
- 1:06:48be coming after you, and now you know what I mean. So that's
- 1:06:53a that's what you're uh the answer to your question. Yeah, we were
- 1:06:59battling all the goddamn time. It's not so much anymore. I'm in my
- 1:07:01fifties, man. But back in the day, I was like every night
- 1:07:04I would drive to class going who's going to show up, who's gonna show
- 1:07:08up? Show up? And then you get there and no one's there.
- 1:07:11It's just a bunch of white belts and blue belts, like, oh my
- 1:07:13god, easy night. And then I'm in the bathroom dancing bam. No
- 1:07:17one's here to fucking challenge me in front of my mother fucking students. Those
- 1:07:21are the good nights. I got an easy night because you gotta take a
- 1:07:26challenge, right, yeah, yeah, in front of your students. Got
- 1:07:30to take the challenge that he said it's happened before. Yeah yeah, And
- 1:07:34I was on edge the whole time. Man. Yeah. They could just
- 1:07:38come in any moment. They're like, oh, you're at the gym,
- 1:07:40not like not like a dick, you know, you do it like in
- 1:07:42a friendly way. Hey can I train? Let's go train? Yeah yeah,
- 1:07:45yeah, come on who you are And they're like, you know,
- 1:07:47we're gonna roll dog, you know, it's like challenging and Sinsey. There's
- 1:07:53a guy named Marcella Garcia who's the fucking best ever. He's in New York
- 1:07:57City and everybody wanted to go roll with him, but he fucked everybody up
- 1:08:00and he got tired and people like getting fucked up by him. After a
- 1:08:04while, I was like, he fucked me up, and he would if
- 1:08:09you go to his school to try to challenge him. He tells you he's
- 1:08:15gonna videotape the roles and put it on the internet on his website and make
- 1:08:19money off it. So you're gonna come in and you, dude, he's
- 1:08:24got He's persecuted people, videotaped it all and sells it on his website.
- 1:08:29Dude, it's like the greatest roles ever. He deals with people like what
- 1:08:31you're talking about, and they're all friendly because he's the nicest guy in the
- 1:08:35world. He's super sweetheart, the last guy trying to find nobody. He's
- 1:08:41a family man, he's got kids. He's not trying to go on to
- 1:08:44no clubs. Marcella Garcia, nicest guy ever, but he will fuck you
- 1:08:48up and jiu jitsu he will find. He will videotape it and put it
- 1:08:54online. Dog, those are some of the greatest roles ever, Like Marcelo
- 1:08:58Garcia just ripping through different celebrity black belts. That's amazing. I gotta go
- 1:09:03watch that, Marcelo Garcia. What you said, Marcello Garcia? When I
- 1:09:06went, I knew these videotaping me, so I brought a camera. Man,
- 1:09:10I'm in a videotape it too. Guess I get you and you don't
- 1:09:13post it. Yeah, it wasn't about that. I knew he was gonna
- 1:09:16fuck that. He fucked me up to I couldn't do shit, but I
- 1:09:19wanted that video too, like my own personal video, because I was videotaping
- 1:09:24roles too. I would videotape when droppings would come in. I didn't really
- 1:09:30at first. You know, when the internet, when you were like before
- 1:09:36YouTube, you know, you it was hard to get jiu jitsu, you
- 1:09:41know, on your fucking phone, you know right away? Instagram, Instagram,
- 1:09:45there's jiu jitsu everywhere, all sorts of amazing techniques on Instagram. There's
- 1:09:49a huge Brazilian jiu jitsu community on Instagram. You have all these techniques at
- 1:09:57your disposal. I mean, I don't know how many videos I got saved
- 1:09:59on my I save anytime I see an important video on jiu jitsu. I
- 1:10:03saved that ship. You know, it's my business. What the fuck was
- 1:10:11I talking about? I forgot Marcelo and his videos and how yeah yeah,
- 1:10:17oh he anybody that came through his class, he fucking video videotape that put
- 1:10:24it online. I did that too. I started doing that time. I'm
- 1:10:27like, you know what, I'll do it, and you don't want to
- 1:10:28do it to You're like your homies, you know what I mean. You
- 1:10:30don't want to wreck your homies and put put them on blast. You know
- 1:10:32what I mean, that's that's your homies. But drop ins, dude,
- 1:10:35you ain't never going to see ever again. You know, a videotape that
- 1:10:38ship, and those are the ones you put up. So there's a lot
- 1:10:41of footage of me training at my gym, and if you see it,
- 1:10:45it's probably eighty five percent of the time, it's probably that's Marcelo gar said,
- 1:10:51that's the greatest right there. Look at that guy. How much bigger
- 1:10:54than the guy was soothing him? Yeah, that's the biggest. That was
- 1:11:00damn. And he took him up too like that and you still beat him.
- 1:11:03Rico Rodriguez a d C C. Two thousand and five. That's a
- 1:11:08classic ship fights a giant absolute he's he's like one ninety, but the giant
- 1:11:15was like two fifty and he leg locked him. He'll hook. Well,
- 1:11:19that's like me, like, yeah, that is pretty much. That is
- 1:11:24pretty much. I got to get out of here, dog yo. Let's
- 1:11:27let's go into the commercial break. Let's go into the small city break,
- 1:11:30and then we'll look you out. Yeah, whatever you can, we'll walk
- 1:11:32you out right now. Okay? Yeah? Fuck yeah? Is that it?
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- 1:14:27come back here time man, anyways, welcome back here. Uh what to
- 1:14:30that We Don't Smoke the Same podcast? Thank you so much everybody for still
- 1:14:34rocking with us. I appreciate everybody who who Hey, I hope you guys
- 1:14:39enjoyed that treat right there. That was a hell of a dope treat right
- 1:14:43there. We had Eddie Bravo himself come on to the We Don't Smoke the
- 1:14:45Same podcast for the first time, and we're gonna keep bringing you get a
- 1:14:49dope guests every fucking a huge favor. Literally left with his gee on.
- 1:14:55If you guys know, it's like like the outfit to do fucking jiu jitsu,
- 1:14:58left with the g on. He does. He's his headquarters right here
- 1:15:00in downtown. So thank you again, Eddie, bravo. Uh, that
- 1:15:03shit was dope and we'll see you soon. Yeah, that was really red
- 1:15:06right. Yeah, he definitely wrong guy flat earthers yet or no, I
- 1:15:12don't you know? Yeah, he still didn't really get every time, every
- 1:15:15time we talked about it, he kind of avoided it. He was really
- 1:15:18good at using a lot of words to dance around things. You know what
- 1:15:21I mean. I don't know. I'm definitely not married to the ball.
- 1:15:25What not married to the ball? That's why we say that, not married
- 1:15:28to that's the fucking slogan. That's what you got on a bumper stick gun.
- 1:15:31Yeah, not married to the ball. That means I'm in between.
- 1:15:34But but if you do put a if you do put a gun to my
- 1:15:38head, I do have to say it's kind of global. If somebody put
- 1:15:42a gun to your head, you'd have to say, what I don't even
- 1:15:44know. Nah, I don't even want I don't even want that clip because
- 1:15:45I don't even know. I'm so not married to the ball, which just
- 1:15:47means I don't fucking know, dude, I don't know what we're at.
- 1:15:50It's for sure not a full circle means dating around concepts. Yeah, Like
- 1:15:56all I know, and we've talked about this is you never and you that
- 1:15:59you're single. Now, you don't bring up flat Earth on the first day.
- 1:16:01I wouldn't bring it up at all. Don't do it. Why on
- 1:16:04earth would you? Are you kidding me before? Why did you bring How
- 1:16:10did that fucking go at what point on your first day where you're just like
- 1:16:13yeah, so anyway, Yeah, she said she was in the conspiracy,
- 1:16:17so I dropped the you dove on to that. You start off fucking soft
- 1:16:21like nine to eleven, bitch, I never start off soft. I'm always
- 1:16:26always going hard. Listen, baby, if you're in the conspiracies, let
- 1:16:29me ask you. Xavier is like, I don't care if you have to
- 1:16:32sow your asshole, I'm going in. Yeah, bro, come on,
- 1:16:35bro, you guys ticket slow sometimes get slow. So what we're doing some
- 1:16:40jiu jitsu? Yeah? Fuck? It. Let's do jiu jitsu. Yeah,
- 1:16:43vlog it like I can't hold your way like no fans like it's literally
- 1:16:46like I could drop weight as I do jiu jitsu. I know, but
- 1:16:50I'm just saying, like me and you could not roll like the concept of
- 1:16:55thought. It was one eighty though. I was like, hey, look
- 1:16:57at me, like I was just like, that's what I'm talking about.
- 1:17:00Dog. Now I'm gonna say that dog like I'd be like Eddie Broble gave
- 1:17:04me a good, good number, dog, what's your number? What is
- 1:17:08it? Because he was like, what are you like eighty? And I
- 1:17:10should have said they asked, but you know you thought you were so I
- 1:17:13was like, I feel flattered now, you know, I don't know where
- 1:17:15he got one a from. Hey, I gotta give it to him.
- 1:17:17I'm but no, but on the real zone doesn't look as big as he
- 1:17:21has and he claims he's just a tall dude, And I mean, the
- 1:17:24way is there? I can I know I got masks. Yeah, you
- 1:17:26think you think our bones weigh like different? No? No, yes,
- 1:17:30different bones that you're telling me this mother worker got the exact same size.
- 1:17:33Sounds like you sound like cartman right now. You're telling me the big bone,
- 1:17:38stupid bitch. Yeah, you have the same big bone, just saying
- 1:17:41you think the bones way different, bro, like bigger because you're taller,
- 1:17:45but you're not, like your bones are not? They do? Yeah,
- 1:17:47well they do because you're taller. But oh my god, Okay, you
- 1:17:51know what I'm trying to say. I can't put my words in. But
- 1:17:54he's he weighs more because he's taller. But two people are the same height.
- 1:17:58The skeletons probably wait all almost the same. No, the same height,
- 1:18:01yeah, same high. I don't know, man, but you got
- 1:18:03two rays. But is a thing? Broad shoulders is a thing? Like
- 1:18:08I'm a very slender. Yeah, but there's no reason you should be four
- 1:18:11hundred pounds and another person's two hundred pounds. What we're talking about skeleton weight?
- 1:18:15Yeah, because you know, I think the mass is the only thing
- 1:18:17that grows. I think the bones this way to say, stay the same
- 1:18:20honestly, Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Well no, we're not talking about
- 1:18:23growing bones and ship but you know, but I do think how much do
- 1:18:27people's bones weigh? Like? Can we look this up? Bones? Yeah?
- 1:18:30But okay, how tall are you? I'm six foot, I'm six
- 1:18:33foot. I really think you're minor. Bones would be maybe five five pounds
- 1:18:38off five pounds off that, So that's what I mean. And if you
- 1:18:43weigh four hundreds, you weigh you're his bones probably way more. I drank
- 1:18:48a lot of milk. Well, I was gonna say, I feel like
- 1:18:50he's drink more milk than he is. No way, I drink a lot
- 1:18:53straight from the cow's tit Texas. We I have cows, my own cow,
- 1:18:57but you're not in Mexico sucking antens. I would Yeah, that doesn't
- 1:19:02mean that you he's like I would do it. Go out there and drink
- 1:19:05that yellow put a little bit of liquor and that ship. People, have
- 1:19:10you ever drank that ship? We've never had You've never been to now.
- 1:19:15One time I went to a field trip and they were like sampling it right,
- 1:19:17and there was you know, they were like offering it right, but
- 1:19:20they were not offering that at your field trip. They were put liquor in
- 1:19:24there, no talking about milk from the cow, a raw milk. Yeah.
- 1:19:28And I was just like I seen that ship. I was like this
- 1:19:30ship, yeah, but then it tastes. I didn't try it, but
- 1:19:35I was like that bro, you wouldn't go to and you know how the
- 1:19:40squeeze then put some liquor you can get drunk. You wouldn't try that.
- 1:19:43It tastes good, you get drunk. That's not my question. Does it
- 1:19:46taste good, it tastes I mean I like it. I like it,
- 1:19:48but it's it's I like it, but I can understand why someone wouldn't like
- 1:19:51it. But you're just there to have a good time, your crul you're
- 1:19:55the cows are right there. Like ship though, but someone's definitely got coke,
- 1:19:59and someone for sure taking a ship because if you're lactose, you couldn't
- 1:20:02go. I'm not taking you with me. You're gonna ship the fucking car
- 1:20:06on the way back. You pull over it like full lactose intolerant. But
- 1:20:11this was literally activated. Yeah yeah, yeah. My uncles have took a
- 1:20:16ship like outside the porter partty that they couldn't hold it. Damn. Yeah.
- 1:20:21Like when you it'll it gets your especially like the next morning hungover with
- 1:20:27the coke runs. Yeah, dude, I never had the coke runs you.
- 1:20:31No, No, it's all right. Yeah, I did things Friday,
- 1:20:33Okay, I was about to burn them out, but I didn't want
- 1:20:35to burn them. Homie out lambers like sit this on Patreon. Yeah,
- 1:20:41the Patreon activities over here. Rock went on a bender, Rock a good
- 1:20:45time, Rock had a good time. Rock out of e DC. One
- 1:20:47day he did poppers. It was funny. I didn't do poppers at all.
- 1:20:53E d C. No. I was talking to Rock. I was
- 1:20:56drinking. I did really good coke. Was on mushrooms and I smoked a
- 1:21:03lot of weed. Damn it ad like it. I like that mix.
- 1:21:06Yeah, it was fun. It was really good stuff too. Would you
- 1:21:11eat? Dude? Would you eat? I had a fucking in and out
- 1:21:14burger that night. Nice. I was a hangover for girls, get a
- 1:21:17hangover because I mean, you don't party as part like that. Did Did
- 1:21:20you feel it? Would your body? Take it good? I mean I
- 1:21:24had a lot of anxiety the next day, like a ton of anxiety.
- 1:21:28You didn't have to take a ship first thing in the morning. Take it
- 1:21:30like the morning, super bad, like so you know what you have.
- 1:21:33I eat a lot of oatmeal that ship I think is making it like really
- 1:21:36hey, if you eat a lot a lot of omeo, And for sure,
- 1:21:40if you're listening to this, you should sponsor us. You should try
- 1:21:42overnight overnight oats. Overnight oats. Yeah, he already does that. No,
- 1:21:46I do the fucking Trader Joe's like natural grain. These are literally,
- 1:21:50dude, I'm gonna bring you a packet next week and just you literally put
- 1:21:54milk water in them, shake them up and they're ready to go the next
- 1:21:56morning. And they got different flavors, got like overnight. How many cigarettes
- 1:22:00did you smoke when when you partied? Did you smoke a lot of cigarettes?
- 1:22:03No? Surprisingly, I didn't have any, and it wasn't good coke.
- 1:22:08No, there was just no cigarettes. I would have had you want
- 1:22:11to smoke a cigarette though, what's that? Did you want to smoke a
- 1:22:15cigarette? Nah? No, I smoked for like sevenies. I got a
- 1:22:18hangering once in a while, but then the cigarettes actually give me the worst
- 1:22:23hangover. Yeah yeah, I feel like horrible the next day. But this,
- 1:22:26you know, this wake up thirsty like nah, I got this thing
- 1:22:29in the back of my throat. I don't know, man, it's just
- 1:22:31like cigarettes are. It's one of those. I really like. The Japanese
- 1:22:34cigarettes you brought were fucking great, Like, oh yeah, that actually felt
- 1:22:39real clean, but yeah you smoke it was like, uh, There was
- 1:22:43one night I went out and I didn't have any weed, and I really
- 1:22:45wanted something to smoke. I was just really stressed out, and so I
- 1:22:48fucking bought a pack of smokes. Oh we had like two of them.
- 1:22:51Man, I couldn't. I couldn't do more than that. Don't you know
- 1:22:55how today I came in with no weed? Yeah? How to go through
- 1:22:59my roaches and up one like that? This homie, come on, nobody
- 1:23:02gave you know, for no weed? Do you think go to the commons?
- 1:23:04The middle of the night and Phoenix. It was the middle of the
- 1:23:06night, you know how. I was like, fuck, I have no
- 1:23:09weed. And I was like, ship, do you wait to buy top
- 1:23:11until you're completely out? No dabs? No dabs too, But I want
- 1:23:15to join you something you just want to joint. I'm not gonna smoke.
- 1:23:17I'm not gonna do that. I did, did did did? I couldn't
- 1:23:21even do door. I even I even looked up weed maps. I was
- 1:23:25like, come deliver. I couldn't. You really couldn't settle for a dab?
- 1:23:29You really couldn't settle for a dab? Yeah? Yeah, it was
- 1:23:32I wanted it. I wanted to do this I'm not I want your mouth
- 1:23:36fund. The pipe is the same ship. No, the dab is not
- 1:23:39at this. I really just wanted to join. I literally thought, you
- 1:23:42know how you think you have weed? I thought I had weed, And
- 1:23:45I was like, well, I didn't do nothing crazy. I just got
- 1:23:46a little rud whatever, get finished, go finish. There's nothing crazy.
- 1:23:50I was just letting you know I got fucking feenie yesterday fucking scratching his neck.
- 1:23:54Yeah. I was like, fuck, dude, I really went on
- 1:23:56weed mass. I was like, come deliver. I don't give fuck no
- 1:23:59wonder. He was very manning when he came in here asking for read.
- 1:24:00He asked me like four times. I know anyone can get the still still
- 1:24:03hasn't zeld me. He's just like, look, no fucking sucker, dude,
- 1:24:06do you have to Yeah no, I was like, man, that's
- 1:24:12why you let it run out? Bros. Rock said, I thought you
- 1:24:15waited like you fuck your toilet paper runs out? You can. I thought
- 1:24:17it had something. Oh that's fair, you're gonnays hit me up. I've
- 1:24:20always got weak. Hey, if you think girls would bbl use more toilet
- 1:24:23paper. I love you, I love you, step Tone Worry about it
- 1:24:27because then you'll go don't worry about it, Thank you, step Tone.
- 1:24:32Is he coming to the show or not? No, he's fine right now.
- 1:24:35He's going to be a guest with them later. Don't buy what why
- 1:24:40you bring it up there? Because it was part of it was it was
- 1:24:43it had to do with this this conversation. Bind you some we something like
- 1:24:47that? Sweet about it? Yeah, yeah, I love your step Tone.
- 1:24:50That's real nice of him. Like he's on over here asking for my
- 1:24:53zell already hasn't even been twenty minutes. He asked me six times when he
- 1:24:57walked in here, like just like you from four, you went from four
- 1:25:00to six. You guys, you forgot about the other two? Was that
- 1:25:04for the first two? Yeah, we heard two of them two. Yeah,
- 1:25:08it was a couple of them more accounted for. Yeah, straight up.
- 1:25:13And you know who can't who keeps hitting me up to show up three
- 1:25:18plates? Oh? Tell him he's happy because Steph Tones told him that he
- 1:25:27has a jar. Oh that's not the thing that that's not even what I
- 1:25:30was telling you. Read the next one for your soul supposed to see son
- 1:25:33graduate you just one needs a refund. Dog he's coming back next week,
- 1:25:39sick put some more excitement into that. Steph Tone's coming on next week,
- 1:25:43guys, and we don't smoke the same stay tuned dog, guess you gots
- 1:25:50So that's not even nothing bad. I know nothing bad. No, I
- 1:25:54know nothing bad. I just also, but I do like the fucking Oh
- 1:25:57Steptone's coming on. Yeah, what the fuck, dude, meat put some
- 1:26:00fucking love into that, because you you because next thing, you know,
- 1:26:02you're gonna eat half the food he brings. Fuck you, I'm gonna eat
- 1:26:06some of it. He brings a lot of good food, though, come
- 1:26:11on, snack tone, snack tone. Yeah, straight up. He would
- 1:26:15have loved to have been on this episode, right. I was about to
- 1:26:18say, are we gonna get flat earthed? Two weeks in a row,
- 1:26:21he's been. He's been on some real Sasquatch ship though lately though, Yo,
- 1:26:25let's all right, I'm gonna start watching some Sasquatch videos over the weekend.
- 1:26:28I can send you all the ones that he sent me, Like he
- 1:26:30said, dude, he's been sending me like NonStop, like like like every
- 1:26:33week. And then I'm like I have, like I usually watched him at
- 1:26:36night because I'm just like all right, due, I got thirty minutes down
- 1:26:39there. Yeah, shit the funk down Yeah, I need something, dude,
- 1:26:43honestly, like that's one of those things like I don't believe it,
- 1:26:45but I also I don't know. I find that real entertaining. Set me
- 1:26:48up with all the ship he's been sending you, so I can get caught
- 1:26:50up and have Like it's like book club. All right, guys, if
- 1:26:55I asked a ten four half booker, it's pretty club book club. What
- 1:26:59do you talk about booker? No, shut out you listen up. I
- 1:27:01wasn't even talking to you. I was talking to Rock saying when I was
- 1:27:04gay for a book club? Yeah, that's gay. I'm not gonna lie.
- 1:27:10Yeah, but no, I thought he's a booker. I said,
- 1:27:14if I hit up the tinpot hot booker and we find us a bigfoot expert,
- 1:27:18you guys down to go finding bigfoot. I know Rock's gonna say,
- 1:27:21because he's white, Yeah, we going on this Bigfoot? Where do they
- 1:27:27live in the forest? Bro? Maybe no, I know, but you
- 1:27:31have to be more specific, like how far are we gonna have to go?
- 1:27:33We have to trouble hit up. We got to hit the bigfoot expert.
- 1:27:36He'll know where Bigfoot's at, or I think he'll know. He really
- 1:27:40doesn't know because he's never when he's an experts, never succeeded. Yeah,
- 1:27:45but he knows more than us. Hey, he's a person who could not
- 1:27:50get lost in the forest. He knows his way around, but almost he
- 1:27:54don't know when will see it. I'm down to go, but I'm just
- 1:27:57letting you know, like a stupid prank being play don't me can result with
- 1:28:00somebody being shot. Don't Y's coming with us? Ray? Are you?
- 1:28:04Are you? Yeah, let's do it? What the like? I can
- 1:28:08really get a big foot? See something that you guys like, Yo,
- 1:28:10we gotta prank up. Somebody dress up his big foot. Somebody gets shot
- 1:28:13in the stomach and the RV for next edc. Dude, Oh, I
- 1:28:16got the tahoe. It can pull, It can pull as long as we
- 1:28:18don't go up pills. You just can't go up pills. What the fuck
- 1:28:23do you think a bigfoot? It lives and it lives in the bottom there.
- 1:28:26We can't take my tahole. But either way though, that'd be a
- 1:28:30nice little blog, little camping activities. Go find Bigfoot. I've been down
- 1:28:33with pro propen or no pen in the woods. I mean, if I'm
- 1:28:40down, if you if you look into this, that's a big foot expert.
- 1:28:44I'm being serious. I didn't get u a big foot expert. We
- 1:28:45just gotta go. We gotta blog it too, making fun. Yeah,
- 1:28:49but if this turns into like the Blair Witch Project, no, you know
- 1:28:53what, we'll bring Bizare because he's an eagle Scout. I've been camping with
- 1:28:56him. He knows what he's doing. Oh yeah, we got to have
- 1:28:58somebody like that. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. I'm not
- 1:29:00going to guy heard what. I'm gonna wear camouflage speedos. That's why he
- 1:29:05wears fucking speedles because he was in the Scouts. But that's why he wears
- 1:29:11pietles because he was in the Scouts. Is that a prerequisite for joining the
- 1:29:15Scouts? You know? Who knows how to distribble shit? Though? He
- 1:29:18he? What did he do? He's an eagle Scout? No? But
- 1:29:21what was that thing that he did recently where he climbed that mountain? Oh?
- 1:29:24He did, uh Mount Baldy and uh, what's the other one that's
- 1:29:29also really high up like thirteen fourteen thousand feet elevation. He just did that.
- 1:29:32She just for like skills. Yeah, I don't know. You guys
- 1:29:38haven't heard about the allegations on the I mean we've all heard about that.
- 1:29:42But what's Speedo's got to do with that? Saw a fucking boy scout,
- 1:29:45master boy scout and fucking speedos, not fucking speed o fucking feathers. What
- 1:29:54you're trying real hard and wondering Because I've never worn a speedo on in my
- 1:30:00I don't either, Then I don't understand why you would ever wear one,
- 1:30:02because you're proud of what you got, dog, Yeah, flop that ship.
- 1:30:06Do you wear a Speedo? If I had Bizarre's body, probably try
- 1:30:10it out. I mean, I've never been interested in rost Rock's got a
- 1:30:15nicer boy. He's not into he's not into speedo. Yeah, I mean
- 1:30:17what what? What was? What? What? What? What happened to
- 1:30:20the speed on white people ship? Yeah? White people should? It's definitely
- 1:30:24white people Should's France, they do that ship in France all the time.
- 1:30:27But nah, man, I mean that's just his thing, you know.
- 1:30:29I like I like cut off shirts, dog, I like my fucking sleeves
- 1:30:31out. Yeah, we don't mind cut off sleeves. But sometimes when I'm
- 1:30:35going through my Instagram, I don't want to see a homie in speedos.
- 1:30:39What I'm trying to say, you're forever like scarred about that post. Fucking
- 1:30:43Bezair's post. That's fucking funny at ship. I love the fact that he
- 1:30:46lives rent free in your head like that, and it's him in a speedo.
- 1:30:48That's even better. That's not gay at all. Yeah, super gay.
- 1:30:56I'm gay and he's the one who posted it. Okay, maybe he's
- 1:30:59still talking about on follow God blocked. Maybe he gets I would hope.
- 1:31:04So, I really hope if you if you're a dude and you're wearingsquitos and
- 1:31:08you're not gay, it's because of other bitches. I mean, not everything
- 1:31:11has to be for sex. He's not a prostitute. You just has spits
- 1:31:15on it. Half his dick is out if it has to do it tucked
- 1:31:17in. It's not half hour or half I don't know what you're looking at
- 1:31:20X, but I didn't see that. Yeah, I didn't see nothing like
- 1:31:24this. I don't understand how like you're wearing aspuito is not more sexual.
- 1:31:30It is way more sexual than fucking borg shorts. You can't say it's not
- 1:31:33like because it's some people. It's just underwear, dude, Like you can't
- 1:31:36just get mad at somebody's underwear, yeah, man, And also like well,
- 1:31:40also comparing it to board shorts, like if you swim in espeedo,
- 1:31:44chances are either you're just very comfortable, you want to work on your tan
- 1:31:45line, whatever, or you swim competitive or you're gay. Can we just
- 1:31:50say that, Yeah? Sure, gay people with that ship to to show
- 1:31:54off they're junk. Why not, man, girls are allowed to wear fucking
- 1:31:57I said it's more sexual. I'm just saying it's just more sexual. But
- 1:32:00it's not. It's not not sexual, but doesn't have to like he's not
- 1:32:02wearing it to be sexual. I don't know. Is that's what I'm trust
- 1:32:09I'm just saying, and I don't mind it. I don't care. Good
- 1:32:11for him. You do care, look at you. It's just I didn't
- 1:32:14expect if I brought this dude up about camping, immediately brought can't go.
- 1:32:19You know, he can't come. I brought up the speed up because that's
- 1:32:24the thing is if we went, he would somehow find a way to bring
- 1:32:27a speedo and I have to hang out and guy a speedo? What what
- 1:32:31if you're in dager and then they'll go The only way to save your life
- 1:32:34is he's the only one that was going to save it. But he's like
- 1:32:36the only way almost save your life doing it pulling his pants down and ship
- 1:32:41like Superman taking his clothes off. No, but I went camping. He
- 1:32:45didn't bust it out. Yeah, he's not like party boying enough. That's
- 1:32:49not that's white people. That's like I feel like it's like they're just like
- 1:32:53they're just ready for the moment. Like he'll have his feedles just in case,
- 1:32:56like they're always with him just in case. I don't think that it's
- 1:33:00too far off. It's not. That's what I mean. He has I'm
- 1:33:02just in case. If there's a lake, you will bring them. If
- 1:33:04you go to hotel and you know the swimming in those you knows, why
- 1:33:10would you wear them? Another point, why are you wearing speedos? Ship
- 1:33:15bro? Like, how are you cool with a doing it? But now
- 1:33:17I've never said I was cool. I don't think any man should be wearing
- 1:33:20speedos. You don't think I don't think some females should wearing speedos. Lizzo
- 1:33:25shouldn't be wearing speospeto should be for fine hot bitches, not espeedos. But
- 1:33:28like anything that shows a lot more than like shorts. Do a podcast on
- 1:33:31speedos. Everybody show up at his speedo, but you get to wear a
- 1:33:36T shirt. It's gonna be hot later for come on, now, we're
- 1:33:43getting it is fine. Sure, this is fine. Hood Stocks did it
- 1:33:45before anyone. I'm gonna definitely Beloody Shorts on the show. It's hottest ship
- 1:33:50in here and it's only only if we're only We're gonna run the fade after
- 1:33:55that podcast in spuedos. Now I'm talking about with the shirtest one that would
- 1:34:00be get replicate the hood Stocks your rock? Yo, What are you doing
- 1:34:04for your birthday this weekend? You let us ruin it again? No,
- 1:34:10that was a lot of fun. No, I'm not actually doing like anything
- 1:34:13for my birthday. I'm doing uh because my birthday is on Monday. But
- 1:34:16uh, Sunday, I'm going to a dom Pen party downtown after work.
- 1:34:21So dom Pen is that like a dominatrix thing? Sounds like it. No,
- 1:34:27it's just this vape company. But my thoughts went black at that moment,
- 1:34:30like damn, he's going into some weird shit, kinky I know.
- 1:34:33I was like, and he's open about it, so might as well ask
- 1:34:35him right now. So dom Pen, it's just like a vape vape company,
- 1:34:40but they're throwing like a boiler room style party. So I uh,
- 1:34:44one of the guy throwing it invited me out, so I was like,
- 1:34:45yeah, something to do. Make sure you tell the owner about propen.
- 1:34:48Yeah, send me some. I'll smoke that exclusively while I'm out there.
- 1:34:53I'm obviously joking. It's like its own company. So, hey, we
- 1:34:55got a stickers yet? What was my stickers? No? No yet,
- 1:35:00haven't gotten a minute. I want to see the design too. It's you,
- 1:35:02it's you and spos. It's just me on Besair's body. Don't do
- 1:35:06that to me. I worked hard for my own Yeah. Yeah, I
- 1:35:09don't kill him his own body, dude, would that really break your heart?
- 1:35:12Hey? What if Rock posted a picture like that? Would you block
- 1:35:14him? He's gonna block me on my birthday? Oh you gotta fucking speed
- 1:35:18it up for your birthday. I did a photo shoot. Oh it's coming,
- 1:35:23dude. I'm gonna send it. Not everybody when that picture comes out,
- 1:35:27send that ship to Xavier bro, fucking just like you send me reels
- 1:35:30for one second, take a time of not sending me a reel every fucking
- 1:35:38is it shirtless? And you're really gonna send his speedo? Bro? No,
- 1:35:41I'm in my underwear. That's a little too much. Don't say you
- 1:35:45like this. Give me a second. You blocking me right now? Mute
- 1:35:51me so you don't see. You kind of owe it to him because you
- 1:35:55ruined his birthday last year. You his birthday. Stop fighting? Who ruined
- 1:36:00it? Both of you? I was just defending myself from some crazy allegations
- 1:36:04about a sex toy. It was not about a sex Oh no, no,
- 1:36:10that's right. That was a different about that coach. That's right,
- 1:36:13that's right. Yeah, you both fucking ruined it. Rock came here on
- 1:36:19a Saturday ready to fucking wake and bake and have a good time. We're
- 1:36:23just fucking fuck you, squirrel. And then Bill's like it, and then
- 1:36:27Bill's like, do we gotta go? I'm like, well, I don't
- 1:36:30even know right now, I'm so mad at this fool. That was the
- 1:36:33number. The numbers were going. The numbers were going. Nobody say you
- 1:36:40did it. Oh, nobody say you did it. But Diddy did it
- 1:36:44wasn't helping, dude. The thing is he on wasn't helping. I got
- 1:36:46the proof at the moment time he wasn't helping. It's almost just like,
- 1:36:49look up the kids. I still got the kids to this day. After
- 1:36:53ten years, I'll delete it. You know, statue ten years or is
- 1:36:59it seven ten years? I'll posted on my Instagram edited ten years ago.
- 1:37:08Should we post a raw version on the Patreon the zone guaranteed which tier though
- 1:37:14one hundred dollars only? I agree there it is. You see the mom,
- 1:37:18Yeah, you see all mad with the beer, with the beer in
- 1:37:21her hand, complaining about her daughter. Yeah, what if somebody like fucking
- 1:37:26goes up to her at the game. It's like you're not like yeah for
- 1:37:41YouTube, they're just mobbing on her. Yeah, like that can happen.
- 1:37:48Send her face out or some ship. If you post that, you're telling
- 1:37:51me you were telling about the home and his girl breaking up over some I
- 1:37:55g bullshit or you if I'm not gotta conrom of things, bro, I'm
- 1:38:00just saying it's crazy. I was watching the fucking stream and I tuned out,
- 1:38:03So I'm gonna have to rewatch it tomorrow and then I'm gonna fucking text
- 1:38:05him like hey food, okay, yeah, yeah, it sucks if it
- 1:38:09happens. Hey, I gotta ask you because I'm happy for my Homi.
- 1:38:14He's probably not watching it, but my homie he was going through a breakup
- 1:38:16and like right now he's posting his new chick that he got and he's so
- 1:38:20in love that I'm happy for him. You ever seen it? Like we
- 1:38:24were like, good for you, dog, and the new chick is pretty
- 1:38:27hot, and I'm like, ask is me compa because he was feeling a
- 1:38:30doll like he had just gone through a breakup, and like you know,
- 1:38:32he was like you see his Instagram, No no, no bitch, no
- 1:38:35bitch around, no bitch available. And I hit him up and he's like,
- 1:38:38ah, whatever, me and her broke up. WHOOPI woop. And
- 1:38:41I'm like, all right, I hadn't seen him for a while, do
- 1:38:44like four or five years, like they they lived together, broke up whatever.
- 1:38:48And then, like I said, I knew how they had breaking up.
- 1:38:51And then like like last week, I saw him post a picture and
- 1:38:56then more and then this shit kind of fired because I clicked on the on
- 1:38:59the tag like he knows who he is Exael you see him for mutual.
- 1:39:06I didn't follow her though I didn't follow her, I just had to see
- 1:39:09what's even worse. I just like, did you watch your stories? No?
- 1:39:13I didn't you Sorry. I didn't want to watch the stories because I
- 1:39:17didn't want her to be like is this one of your friends and then him
- 1:39:21be like, damn, my homie hasn't changed. No, I didn't click
- 1:39:27on it, but I and I'm just saying I'm happy for the homie.
- 1:39:29Like you know, he's like he's like going through the like he's I think
- 1:39:31he's he's passed like sad ship. He's got the new chick, she's fired.
- 1:39:36They're both in love. You can tell she's posting him too cute,
- 1:39:40and I'm just like, good for him. I don't know if you've ever
- 1:39:42seen that. I was like, I was like, good for the homie.
- 1:39:44Yeah, yeah, good for him. Man, you gotta you gotta
- 1:39:45appreciate that, like you know, the day don't leave moon find something like
- 1:39:48that, and I'm gonna feel that way. Yeah, you know what I
- 1:39:50mean. If you just go through some ship, I mean not that I've
- 1:39:54witnessed, but you know, I know he for sure. Would you know,
- 1:39:57appreciate a girlfriend. Oh he's just calling him lonely like I didn't call
- 1:40:00it. No, he's he he posted I'm single. I'm ready to fucking
- 1:40:04me going all this ship. So I'm just like love. If you don't
- 1:40:08your mom, don't listen to he's on the fuck you brother. I was
- 1:40:14over here. I'm just like, hey, man, you know, it
- 1:40:15was like when he gets some bitches, I'm I'm feel I'm an feel the
- 1:40:18way you you were talking about them. I mean yeah, I mean,
- 1:40:21I'm just saying I was very proud of the homie playing this. But shout
- 1:40:25out to you. Got there, congratulates Xavier. Follow your girlfriend, dude,
- 1:40:28I didn't na. How were you and your girl doing everything good?
- 1:40:32All right? All right, yeah that's cool. That's cool. That's cool,
- 1:40:35and you call last week. Have you followed her? I even followed
- 1:40:40my girl either. Have you presented her to your mom? You don't?
- 1:40:43You haven't. You don't follow that. That's a good question. You don't
- 1:40:45follow your girlfriend. I don't know for what, I know what she looks
- 1:40:48like, this motherfucker. Have you presented her to your mom? Max?
- 1:40:53Nah? I follow everybody else about your dad FaceTime him when when she's now?
- 1:40:58But he did hask for her? G No, Yeah, I'm Instagram.
- 1:41:03I've been mona miss Weggie to send the home dog. He's like,
- 1:41:08all right, I see you. That's pretty creepy, bro, because like
- 1:41:11what if she's private and then he has to like follow her to like I
- 1:41:13screenshoted. Oh yeah she's private. Yeah, so I'm not That's what I'm
- 1:41:18saying. Like I was like, that's pretty creepy, and he was like
- 1:41:21something fucking his requested you. Yeah, I just scream he follows her before
- 1:41:27he You follow this guy too? Who is my dad? So you ain't
- 1:41:32introduced her to your mom yet? Nah? Are you gonna do you do
- 1:41:36that kind of thing? Yeah? Like did your mom know your last girlfriend?
- 1:41:43Which one like your ex trapper chick? Yeah? Hell no, no
- 1:41:49girlfriend, but my last one was actually my girlfriend girlfriend Actually, Like I
- 1:41:54don't consider you my girlfriend leg you meet my parents? Okay? Other than
- 1:41:58sorry, girl, So you're saying that the woman you're with right now the
- 1:42:02girlfriends day she is? She is. But I am one to me.
- 1:42:06I am I am one for her to me and my parents. You know
- 1:42:09what I'm trying to say. I just haven't because my parents were basy when
- 1:42:11I lives in Mexico. Can you blog it? No? That ship for
- 1:42:15you guys entertainment right now, you were just talking about you wanted to be
- 1:42:18recorded everywhere, not everywhere. I said that we'll hundred bucks, and we
- 1:42:23hired the guy fighting for five hundred bucks and tell him I'll give him for
- 1:42:26two days. He's on, what pay for that? How much is it
- 1:42:30to Mexico? He's out, I'll pay for that fool's flight to be like,
- 1:42:33hey, come on, we're feeling this will definitely play for my flight,
- 1:42:38especially if you know I had come back. It's like bye bye about
- 1:42:42it one way, you don't need a return ticket. Remember how mad he
- 1:42:45got last time? When I kept asking him, I'm like, I'm like,
- 1:42:48bro, I was like, would you cry? He's like, I
- 1:42:50wouldn't fucking cry. If we go to ported, I wouldn't cry. We're
- 1:42:57gonna bring up fun. She made me think about Pride all right? Top
- 1:43:00three favorite gay people? Damn we're doing this. I wanna say Morrissey,
- 1:43:08is he gay? He's pretty gay? All right? Rock all right?
- 1:43:17He's on. I'm gonna say Morrissey, Elton John that's like one more.
- 1:43:27Damn Elton John. Yeah, he gotta go on that list. Bruce Schenner,
- 1:43:30Dude, you gotta throw Bruce Shenner. That's your list. You have
- 1:43:35to make your own list. I said top three favorite gay people for Yeah,
- 1:43:39you don't. That's not my favorite Olympian. He killed someone got away
- 1:43:44to the third places, deserving of somebody else, somebody else. I gotta
- 1:43:47put Elton John on my list. You're right, that's a good one.
- 1:43:50Just off gp bro Elton John is Sir Elton John. Who's that time?
- 1:43:55Borian is Tony Hinchliff gay? No, he's not gay? What about Prince
- 1:44:00Prince was bisexual? Does that count super gay? Yeah? All right,
- 1:44:02that's only a half a point, so you can. So you get to
- 1:44:04you get one and a half more, Okay, Freddie Mercury, that fills
- 1:44:10out that. Now that's Big Mills. You guys don't fans Big Mills.
- 1:44:17It's not. First of all, it's not plural. Yeah, it's not
- 1:44:23like there's a lot of Meek meals or whatever. Yeah, no Mills.
- 1:44:29No, I'm mis seeing one more game person. I feel like I'm forgetting
- 1:44:31somebody that's like very entertaining, But God, damn it all the guy from
- 1:44:36I Me Your Mother, That love that gey guy, oh Neil Patrick Harris,
- 1:44:42that is a guy fucker kills it. Yeah, I really yeah,
- 1:44:45I don't. But he said barak Obaba. Yeah he's a little faggy.
- 1:44:58I feel like there's a f pee Wee Herman offensive for sure. Pee Wee
- 1:45:01heard guys to monetized. We already go, yeah, it'll be, it'll
- 1:45:11be. Uh Marcy Elton John and pee Wee Herman. That's like top three
- 1:45:15game wasn't gay? Herman jerked off and him, Well, he wasn't gay.
- 1:45:18I don't think so. Pee Wee Herman jerked off. Peter Herman jerked
- 1:45:23off in the movie d Yeah, but just flamboyant and gay are two different
- 1:45:28things. He's not gay. He gets hell a pussy broka like you think,
- 1:45:33yeah, bro he gold Dust. I don't think he's gay either.
- 1:45:38That's flamboyant. Martin, Ricky that that's pretty good, Yeah, Ricky Martin
- 1:45:44Martin, Yeah, Ricky Martin, that's a pretty good one. I think
- 1:45:51she's bisexual. That's that's just for clout. I don't I don't want to
- 1:45:57waste my point on her. When you're a female such a thing as fake
- 1:46:00gang. I mean, who's that guy that was internet famous? He's like
- 1:46:04grata that dude. Uh? Is he gay? Yeah no, but he's
- 1:46:09gay for pay. Oh Walton Mercalo, he can be he can be on
- 1:46:12my list. Oh yeah, yeah, that's a pretty good law dude,
- 1:46:16fortune teller. What I think you should? Still you think you should?
- 1:46:19He should be number one? I mean, you know he's he's would you
- 1:46:24put number one? And I put Elton John and then Walteron and Walt you
- 1:46:29know it's still know I'm subjective. I'm just saying, all right, what's
- 1:46:31your what's your list? I said already it was Elton John? Fuck uh,
- 1:46:36Freddie Mercury and Prince sharing a slot? And then who is the third
- 1:46:41one? God damn it. It's like my boyfriend, he's berserved his spiels.
- 1:46:58Yeah, what a all right? What about top top three favorite gay
- 1:47:02foods? Gay food foods that foods that are sus? What's witch you with
- 1:47:08this chili dogs? We're doing any brab on here talking about jiu jitsu,
- 1:47:14and you want to talk about what's the game? Everybody? No, I
- 1:47:16said, like foods that are sus? Like, what's like a food that
- 1:47:19you think is sus I have all those like a hot talk. I've seen
- 1:47:24you. He went at the site at the L A f C game.
- 1:47:26You fucking bitch, I should have thought that they're fucking sick. I love
- 1:47:29hot dog. He took the butt off, slurped it ate it like a
- 1:47:32duck? Would you eat those ducks? What there's these? Isn't there?
- 1:47:43Aren't they? That's the question you need to start asking on your what you
- 1:47:48guys? How was faux gay? You know what said? Funds gay?
- 1:47:55Bro? Like? Oh no, there's this ducks that they like, they
- 1:48:00do, they like feed them and they I might be wrong. I don't
- 1:48:02know. I might be wrong on this one. Frozen yogurt, it's pretty
- 1:48:05gay, but it's good. I mean it's I can't tell the difference between
- 1:48:10it and ice cream. Huh, frozen yogurt. I don't think it's bad.
- 1:48:15Popeyes is not gay? Bro? No popa Oh no, I think
- 1:48:18they were saying Popeye the sailor man might be gay. String cheese, how
- 1:48:23is he gay? He was trying to get fucking olive oil. Olive oil.
- 1:48:27Well, who knows, man? He was always getting into it.
- 1:48:29That Bruno dude. Maybe that was like their way of like being gay back
- 1:48:31then was just fighting each other. There's no way. This was like prime
- 1:48:34America. This was like World War one, World War two. There's none
- 1:48:38of that ship. There's no you got a hydro. You gotta hid your
- 1:48:42ship, so you just beat the ship out of each other instead of fucking.
- 1:48:45You know, maybe that's what Popeye was into. Popeye is gay.
- 1:48:49Popeye was there to tell kiss cream gay. Spinach cream is like bisexual,
- 1:48:56what it can be enjoyed by both parties. Why we enering food? Fool?
- 1:49:00People not gendering food were sexualizing it. Yeah that you haven't seen that
- 1:49:04movie where all the food like sausage Party, Yeah, sausage pready in the
- 1:49:09supermarket and all the food they just FuG each other. That's a giant fucking
- 1:49:13It's the weirdest movie. Bro said, like Seth Rogan is in it.
- 1:49:15Yeah, it was his movie. It was Seth Rogan, it was James.
- 1:49:19Can we review that ring Man? Dude, you're not ready to watch
- 1:49:25that again? Yeah, we can do it. Say it's not a good
- 1:49:28movie, but it's fun to watch. We can do it. We can
- 1:49:30do it. Have you watched it? It's stupid? Trash. It's beneath
- 1:49:36me. The weeny jokes. It's just they tried too hard, too hard,
- 1:49:43Like I think it could have been there. I get what they were
- 1:49:45going with, like when all the food starts coming. Yeah, I mean
- 1:49:48I definitely think that was wild, But I don't know. That to me
- 1:49:51was like I think when I like, I wanted to see it in theaters
- 1:49:55and I remember seeing that as like one of the things that were like,
- 1:49:57oh yeah, there's a food orgy at the end. I was like,
- 1:49:59get the fuck out of here. And then I went and watched it.
- 1:50:01I was like, there's a food orgy at the end. Holy shit.
- 1:50:05Yeah, I mean it is kite the weird movie, but I'll still I'll
- 1:50:10review it. People hating on brunch. People hate on brunch. Bro,
- 1:50:15we don't on scum and kick it. Oh, fucking scum thinks brunch is
- 1:50:18gay? Bro, he thinks fucking I'm just kind of gay. Nah,
- 1:50:23Bro, Brunch is a vibe. Bro, Why is it gay? It's
- 1:50:26just it's partying in breakfast, Dude. The definition of brunch all it is
- 1:50:30is a meal between breakfast and lunch I was talking about. But there is
- 1:50:35a vibe with Mimosa's champagne and cocaine Unlimited Cocaine, unlimited cocaine. I've not
- 1:50:42been to that one, but I just I think bunch is cool, tastes
- 1:50:46good, the fucking vibe, chicken and waffles tastes good. That's my point,
- 1:50:50dude, is made by white people. The best. Well I never
- 1:50:55had that experience, but I'm sure, yeah, damn that that somebody's gonna
- 1:50:57click that and just forever Hunters not the best, you know what I mean.
- 1:51:00It's the vibe at the moment in time at this hipster place. At
- 1:51:02the hipster place, it's a vibe, and you pay twenty two. It
- 1:51:06can be cool gay. I didn't say it was like super gay. It's
- 1:51:11not. Though. It's a vibe. There's just females everywhere too, your
- 1:51:13little brunches. Females everywhere. Okay, yeah, there's chicks there, then
- 1:51:15I mean come on obviously, yeah man, not just for the chicks,
- 1:51:19you know, I mean, I'm there for the fucking breakfast food and drinks.
- 1:51:23Dog. Yeah, I just want to come it like with my omelet.
- 1:51:26Yeah how is that? How else? The next door put a pull
- 1:51:30up. It's brunch gay. Oh you already know how this is gonna go
- 1:51:32twenty seven, but it is brunch six one seven, no seven, gay,
- 1:51:42dude, It's I'm just saying, right, you're right, twenty seven
- 1:51:46percent of the people in there said no to books. All right, that
- 1:51:50was like ninety or whatever. But did it go up? Yeah? I
- 1:51:54went up? Oh man, yeah right, I just put oh no,
- 1:51:57they're gonna think they're gonna you want to go to the brunch or now you
- 1:52:00gotta put his brunch gay. They know they're here. He done just wants
- 1:52:04that word in there sometimes, and he wonders why we're demonetized. You know
- 1:52:08what, you like, I'm reporting this part. You know what, what's
- 1:52:13really funny is set up before everybody else reports that, you moron. You
- 1:52:15just get these people like he does no not. What's what's funny is you
- 1:52:19just wrote brunch question mark and they're saying like they're like, we're asking to
- 1:52:21go to brunch. I was like, yes, I'll go to brunch.
- 1:52:27Voted yes. Who like who says no to brunch? Like who doesn't like
- 1:52:32to be hungover? Scum and kick scumbags? Yeah, Like who doesn't want
- 1:52:36to be hungover on Sunday? And then get a text from one of the
- 1:52:40hole and be like, Yo, dude, this this got the this place
- 1:52:43got the best michellas and the best brunch. You're pulling up. Look,
- 1:52:45man, I just love women, so yeah, and you see fucking bitches
- 1:52:48and sun dresses all the time. Man, wake up early. They're there.
- 1:52:53You're there if you got game. What's up, shorty? You're not
- 1:52:56here with your man? And then you pay for her tack, and then
- 1:52:59you pay for her tack, and then you pay per tap you might get
- 1:53:02her fucking social man vodka. Xavier is super aggressive. Yeah, oh no
- 1:53:09he Actually I don't know what you were on that last one that we did.
- 1:53:13Uh. It was like in July. But he was drunk as shit
- 1:53:15and he kept slapping me and I was sunburned. And then he gave me
- 1:53:18a kiss on my shoulder. I don't know if I gave a kill him.
- 1:53:20You did give me he would remember if you gave him a kiss on
- 1:53:23the shoulder. I would remember that all right. But you would have clipped
- 1:53:26it and the things you guys would have clipped it. So what I was
- 1:53:29filming it, you just kept smacking me your very strong rock on the shoulder.
- 1:53:33Gay, Yes or no? Super gay. I agree with that.
- 1:53:36You don't. I don't even have to put that as a pole. I
- 1:53:39already know that. But the people have to vote. This is your hack.
- 1:53:44Have a better question. He's on the hat kind of gay? The
- 1:53:46matter with it? A little heart over there on the left hand side,
- 1:53:48the Pokemon stupid hearts get gay? Huh when did hearts get gay? Yeah,
- 1:53:54you have a heart. Heart's pretty gay. I voted yes on that
- 1:53:59one. A lot of people stepping up. I voted yes too. I
- 1:54:06don't give a fucking it's funk if I gotta kiss Rocks, George Forreson and
- 1:54:15everybody else. They're busy doing their lives. They're not watching We don't smoke
- 1:54:18the same right now. They're killing their their killer headliners comedy Paiste, so
- 1:54:24regular. They're not watching We don't smoke the same right now? Lem alone.
- 1:54:27You know they were here less Thursday. Yeah, because you guys weren't
- 1:54:30talking on me kindom lord and everyone's gay except me. That's something a gig
- 1:54:42I would say. AFO I fucking saw I was. I was watching like
- 1:54:47I think it's called ordinary people's podcasts or other people's lives podcast What other people's
- 1:54:53like and fool that she got me hooked. It's these fools that are so
- 1:54:56excited they talk to like talk to people have like some crazy shit going on.
- 1:55:01So there's like this late they talked to this lady and like the whole
- 1:55:04thing was like lady here grants and hates being a mom. Whoa yeah,
- 1:55:10dude, and that's I don't want No, it's not bad. It's not
- 1:55:13crazy bad, but but you kind of she's not the only one that probably
- 1:55:16feels that way because like she's like, my family kind of forced me to
- 1:55:20keep the baby and like this, this and that, and they don't know
- 1:55:24how she doesn't disclose her ship like it's it's it's like through through phone and
- 1:55:30uh, and like she talks about she's like I kept it because I felt
- 1:55:32pressured and like my family like made it like they all were proud of me
- 1:55:36and all this stuff, so I decided to keep it. And they don't
- 1:55:39know how hard it's been with my life and all this ship and like and
- 1:55:44like they asked her like the in the part of the podcast, like if
- 1:55:46you could go back in time and like you know, not have a kid.
- 1:55:50Like they're like, because she's like, did you try and it's like,
- 1:55:53yeah, tried. They were like, I didn't know I was pregnant
- 1:55:55til five months. And then they were like when she went to when she
- 1:55:58went to the clinic, they were just like, do you want to the
- 1:56:00gender because you're pregnant? Pregnant? You know. So she said that when
- 1:56:03they asked her that when they asked her that, like, would you go
- 1:56:05back in time and stop yourself from getting pregnant? And she's like, yeah,
- 1:56:10I would one percent. She was like, and I was just like
- 1:56:12damn. But to be honest though, like the way she broke it down,
- 1:56:15she didn't come that time, you stupid. This dude just fucking boils
- 1:56:20it down to that. I didn't get it nothing. This isn't fair.
- 1:56:24Do not come. But that's that sh was fucking crazy, bro like,
- 1:56:28because she was talking about she was like, yeah, like she's she's not
- 1:56:30talking about that. She that she makes her child feel like because it's like
- 1:56:33she's a fifteen year old kid now that like it makes her that makes him
- 1:56:36feel like, oh I held back because of you. But that interview,
- 1:56:39she kind of she's like, these are the situations and she almost gave her
- 1:56:43kid up for adoption. Food and her family, like her family literally got
- 1:56:46in the way of it and was like no, like we can help you
- 1:56:48raise it and all this ship, but come on, everybody wants to help
- 1:56:51you, like like talk about oh yeah, just I'll talk, no walk,
- 1:56:56But then it's like you, why don't you buy me diapers after his
- 1:57:00baby shower? Why don't you adopt him? Then? Yeah, why don't
- 1:57:01you take them out on Saturdays? Why don't fucking wanted me to have a
- 1:57:04kid? Sol damn fucks dam much. You want him so bad? Let
- 1:57:06me leave him at the adoption center. You come in right after me and
- 1:57:11adopt a little homie. Yeah, I'll see him from time to time.
- 1:57:15You want him that bad, I'll be there. Yeah, I'll be there.
- 1:57:18I'll be the Nino. Yeah. Yeah, don't trip Jordan's every year.
- 1:57:23Why I said Jordan's Yeah? For that ship was fucking crazy. I
- 1:57:29was. I was watching it's called other People's Lives podcasts. Don't send don't
- 1:57:32send our fans to other podcast What the fuck are you doing? What bru
- 1:57:36I listened to other fucking shit to go into those shows, and they start
- 1:57:40spamming same team, you know, yeah, same team, always leave a
- 1:57:43comments, same yeah, like I'm just saying that ship was fucking crazy,
- 1:57:45BEFO. They had this other one right of like like this one Food who's
- 1:57:49been married right for like the longest, and this who's been boning dudes like
- 1:57:55like for real, dog, Like he's been boning dudes for like fucking like
- 1:57:58fifteen twenty years. Bro. And they and they asked him to like how
- 1:58:01many dudes you think you're bone throughout this whole time? He was like at
- 1:58:03least at least like like fifteen thousand. Yeah, no, Food, this
- 1:58:10fool sounds like a crazy ass fool dog he's care to give his wife aids
- 1:58:14oh. He says he checks himself and all this shit, and like he
- 1:58:16says that like it's all like literally made to seem like regular, like he's
- 1:58:21like it's normal. Like he says he's not gay. He says these are
- 1:58:25all straight fools that are married fucking each other and he's not gay. Yeah,
- 1:58:29bro, Yeah, I'm I'm gonna fucking send you that link. Bro,
- 1:58:32Like this ship is. But we don't believe him though, right you
- 1:58:34You honestly I do fucking believe him, Bro. You believe this was just
- 1:58:39horny. You think he's so horny dude. The way this ship he breaks
- 1:58:43the ship down. It's fucking crazy, bro, do you think and crazy
- 1:58:49logic? Do you think he's boning dudes because it's hard to get caught because
- 1:58:54his wife won't ever believe it. Because now you're saying this, I could
- 1:58:57see this like this this was said. This says that says he's still attracted
- 1:59:00to his wife. But he just says that he goes to like a man
- 1:59:03for like a certain fucking need or something like that, like some like he
- 1:59:08says that, like I guess like a man can make him feel like a
- 1:59:11certain way that a woman can or something like that. Okay, that sounds
- 1:59:13not straight to me, but yeah, but he says, but he says,
- 1:59:16all the dudes that he hooks up with are all married too. That
- 1:59:20doesn't mean they're not. Okay, so they're bisexual. But I'm like,
- 1:59:24that's just fucking crazy. How like he just it's like this like allegiance of
- 1:59:27like very dudes who are like quote unquote they have kids and all this ship
- 1:59:30and then they're just out here they have like one boning partner. And he
- 1:59:32said that he talks about where he talks about where it started he said,
- 1:59:36it started and like for him, he went on the craigslist the man,
- 1:59:40the man seeking man. Yeah, men seeking men, and then he like
- 1:59:44dude, he said, it's like, are you not gay but you want
- 1:59:47to fuck? Dude? Yeah, Like give me a call, partner,
- 1:59:55if you call now, we'll double that offer. Well, that ship was
- 1:59:59fucking crazy. Okay, all right, we're just fucking watch what's gonna show
- 2:00:01up at your algorithm And they're gonna see his two white foods and they're gonna
- 2:00:04be like and it's probably gonna be a topic. They're gonna be like food.
- 2:00:06They sold me this one because I saw the other ones and I wanted
- 2:00:10to just binge watch all of them food because they'd be talking to some crazy
- 2:00:14ass food. Like they talked to some fool who like he just I think
- 2:00:17he like he pays to get spanked. Yeah, bro, like he pays
- 2:00:23to get fucking spanked. Bro, Like how much is he paying? Like
- 2:00:27some money food spank some food for some money, you know, like like
- 2:00:30like some bitch like like some bitch fucking spanks this food. There's like pay
- 2:00:34pigs, there's all sorts of kinks. Man. Yeah, it's fucking crazy
- 2:00:39food. I was I was tripping out. I was looking. I was
- 2:00:41like, damn, finally my alcohol. Other people's lives, other people.
- 2:00:45There's this Instagram account of like they showed the intros before, like the boning
- 2:00:50of like gay porn. Yeah, it's hilarious. Someone said, it's not
- 2:00:55gay if you only pulled down the pants to your ass. It only gave
- 2:01:01the balls touch, it only gave your jeans are touching the floor. Yeah
- 2:01:10for that. Shit was fucking crazy though, man, And somebody said,
- 2:01:13what the fuck is he's watching and put a bunch of watch her get it?
- 2:01:17Like, because those fools they have bizarre topics, like I'm pretty sure
- 2:01:19they have like a hooker on there. It sounds like a soft fight under
- 2:01:23bed but like but like way more like some ship that he that like they
- 2:01:26don't disclose themselves on some of the topics because it's just like the girl who
- 2:01:30was like, I hate being a mom. That was crazy. That sad.
- 2:01:33I feel sad for her. That's sad, like she was talking about
- 2:01:36she was like she was like, when my son turns eighteen and he wants
- 2:01:40to go to the military, She's like, I'm going to have like a
- 2:01:43I'm free party and I was like, damn, like that kid's gotta suck.
- 2:01:48She honestly, she said. She says she loves them, like she's
- 2:01:51like, look I love my kid. But like she's just she recognizes that.
- 2:01:56Like she didn't want to be a mom. Yeah I was. And
- 2:02:00like she she said that right before she was gonna have a kid, well,
- 2:02:02she was getting ready to trap backpack guro up. She was gonna go
- 2:02:06live her life and all this ship and then the dad left her for rock.
- 2:02:11That sounds like you if you like, got some chick printed you don't
- 2:02:13want kids. No, But I mean I've been a stepdad before, Like
- 2:02:15I would know, but this would be your kid. Yeah, no,
- 2:02:18I would just be wake up every day like that guy, like that guy
- 2:02:23that Marrige movie, which one fuck I wake up every day. I wake
- 2:02:28up because you can't. You can't trust chicks. You know how many times
- 2:02:30I've heard chicks tell me I'm not ovulating. You can nutt in me.
- 2:02:34I'm not ovulating like that. Shut up. You don't fucking know your body
- 2:02:39like that. They have devices for that. If you're not on the device
- 2:02:42is not legit and device no like one day, one day when they measure
- 2:02:47that ovulation and ship like that. It's like a thing that you have to
- 2:02:49take your temperature every day and it's and like, yeah, this bit chain
- 2:02:53doing that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Then, you know if
- 2:02:55you don't see that ship, yeah, because I'm like, I'm like,
- 2:03:00I'm like, where do I not? Where do I not? And she's
- 2:03:02like inside me, I'm like, you're not on the pill. I'm not
- 2:03:04ovulating. No, no, no, I've been chill the fuck out.
- 2:03:12I'm like, nah, I meant like your mouth, I'm in your face,
- 2:03:16like inside you was not an option. I don't care if you're ovulating.
- 2:03:20I don't care if there's eggs there, I don't care if they were
- 2:03:23there last week. Snake someone egg's beard is ovulating. Dudes, don't ovulate.
- 2:03:31X G fuck you, that's funny. Would you take birth control?
- 2:03:39Yeah? Would you take you would take hell no? Hell no, that's
- 2:03:43for female. She makes bitches crazy. Bro you I'm on zolof right now,
- 2:03:46man, I'm going through it all. Yeah, but you're not gonna
- 2:03:48Crispin wall. You're off the one where the one where like chills you out
- 2:03:55anti depressant. If that's true, he's right now after that, I'm just
- 2:03:59like, note to self, don't push rock he Christy Chris, you know
- 2:04:04the one I was thinking was ambient and being scary. Dude. These motherfuckers
- 2:04:09are wake up in the middle of the night, drive their car, tweet
- 2:04:13tweet that black people suck, bro and it's wild when you're on I feel
- 2:04:16like, all right, Like if you like, if you're living with roommates
- 2:04:18and one of them sleepwalking, would you like honestly like with them, you
- 2:04:23know, like I'm talking with but I am messing with him though I'm messing
- 2:04:30with him, Like that was a dick. You just get a clean win
- 2:04:31and just run back to You're like, hey, I don't know what happened,
- 2:04:33man, Okay, Like like I would just I would just be subtle
- 2:04:41and funny and be like when I see him, I see him sleepwalking,
- 2:04:43like you know, you're late to work. It starts going to work,
- 2:04:48see I would. I was thinking more like you know, like pranks.
- 2:04:51Yeah, evil you just said hit someone, just said hit someone. That's
- 2:04:57evil. Dog. That's literally fucking the definition nebels think someone when they're sleeping
- 2:05:00they can't see. That's not that's just the definition of punching. Something.
- 2:05:04What he's sleepwalking? Bro free shot Yeah take them. I'm team u zoning
- 2:05:12on this one. Punched people a sleepwalk I don't know, but I thought
- 2:05:14he was talking about can't they can't they like if you heard it, Like
- 2:05:16I remember when I was little hearing that if you wake up somebody to sleepwalking,
- 2:05:20they can like you guys what it is. But I think that they
- 2:05:26can like freak out. They can have like a heart attack, like you
- 2:05:29can like you were having a heart attack right now? Okay say it again,
- 2:05:34rock without yanniy. No, they don't do that. They just you
- 2:05:41know, they can have like a heart attack, or they can like spaz
- 2:05:43out and like attack you. But I don't think they go like, hey,
- 2:05:46you know you fucking put somebody sleepwalking this Jesus Christy, you know the
- 2:05:55definition of like well you obviously know the definition of but you know the term
- 2:06:00blue balls? Yeah, everybody, even though I think it's a mess,
- 2:06:05but whatever, do you know? In Mexico it's called bolas as ulis.
- 2:06:12I swear to God it's called bolas a sulis. Dude. My dad asked
- 2:06:15me, have you ever had bolas as ulis? And I was like,
- 2:06:19what d it's like, have you ever had bolas as ulis? And I
- 2:06:24was like, I connected that. I was like, I was like,
- 2:06:26blue balls is like and I was like, what do you mean? He's
- 2:06:28like, yeah, like like like the blue bolasulz when you're like when you're
- 2:06:31about to have like about tonight and then you don't know. But I couldn't
- 2:06:34believe that the term is literally the term is literally bolas as suli is blue
- 2:06:39balls. I just couldn't believe it that my dad said, have you heard
- 2:06:44of the term bolas as ulis? When did he ask you this? How
- 2:06:47old were you when? When you're having this conversation when I talk to my
- 2:06:50dad every day for like what I asked, when like two weeks ago,
- 2:06:56how old are you? Thirty one? You're thirty one years old? Your
- 2:06:59dad's just now bringing up like I don't know, man, I feel like
- 2:07:04like bubos is such a fucking I don't know common term. I don't just
- 2:07:11you know, you're not You're not Mexican. That's that's why you don't get
- 2:07:14this. The thing ballots of sulis. I thought they would have a fucking
- 2:07:17better word for this term. They literally just copied it and just said ballots,
- 2:07:21Auliz, I don't know. I might be fucking tripping. He's ones,
- 2:07:24obviously not paying attention to either, so he doesn't even under nine o'clock.
- 2:07:27I think we're all Yeah, it makes sense by the show he's on
- 2:07:32exactly motherfucker's ran in the show. The show's over, guys, he's ones
- 2:07:36on his phone. Can't comprehend cank. I wanted to know if I could
- 2:07:40pick up my car, bitch. It's also hot in here. I'm my
- 2:07:45hero man. Yeah but all right though, Hey, but uh, thank
- 2:07:48you so much everybody for tuning in. I do want to shout out once
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- 2:08:05but I will do that. Yeah, bro, every fucking time I come
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