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Fraud Family Values w/ Josie Totah, Alycia Pascual-Pena & Yasmine Hamady · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: What's poppin Congregation?
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  Speaker 2: Is your girl?
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  Speaker 1: Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess. Welcome to an episode of
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  Speaker 1: Fraud Fridays, where we release older episodes from the Scam
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  Speaker 1: back your favorite episodes.
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  Speaker 2: From behind the paywall.
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy this episode from behind the paywall, and as always,
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  Speaker 1: stay scheming scam, Come.
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  Speaker 3: Rob froll scam, Come rob that froll.
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  Speaker 1: Scam Goddess, what's popping Congregation's girl Lacey Mosley aka Scam
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  Speaker 1: Goddess or We're back with another installment of Scam Goddess.
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  Speaker 1: The podcast all about robbery, fraud, chakanery, hood, winks, gangs
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  Speaker 1: and gangs and those who practice them and maybe we
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  Speaker 1: love them and maybe we.
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  Speaker 2: Hate them, y'all. You know, we don't know how y'all
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  Speaker 2: doing today?
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  Speaker 1: Is my energy seeming a little low? Y'all?
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  Speaker 2: I have been a little tired. What do y'all take
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  Speaker 2: for energy? Ginko?
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  Speaker 1: Shout out your favorite thing for natural energy, Greendea.
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  Speaker 2: I love our parasocial relationship. I'm gonna look those up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna look that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna go to try your Joees and not
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  Speaker 1: I heard you for a Hofus word or bet. Well, guys,
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  Speaker 1: I am very yes excited. I'm always excited, continually excited,
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  Speaker 1: but today I truly am related. We have three amazing
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  Speaker 1: guests on the show today, so I know it's about
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  Speaker 1: to be a lot of fun, a lot of energy.
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  Speaker 1: We are starting out here with Josie Toda from Peacock,
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  Speaker 1: Saved by the Bell and Mister Major. We have Alicia
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  Speaker 1: Sua Pana also from the Saved by the Bell reboot
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  Speaker 1: and Moxie, and we have Yasmin the Mahdi It was
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  Speaker 1: a Pretty Boy and Dear Mama. So we've got some
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  Speaker 1: actresses on the show today and they are very, very
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  Speaker 1: fun and I can't wait for you to meet them. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: how are you guys doing today? Girl?
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  Speaker 4: It's good good, I'm feeling great.
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  Speaker 5: I'm I'm good just because it is Lee seasons, so
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  Speaker 5: I feel alive again.
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  Speaker 6: So the sun is rooting for me, so I live,
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  Speaker 6: laughing and loving.
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  Speaker 1: That might be why, That might be exactly why I
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  Speaker 1: feel tired. Because Leo's season. My body knows what time
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  Speaker 1: it is. My bank account is already like bitch. All right,
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  Speaker 1: y'all get them this utext ready for the fraud.
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  Speaker 5: Literally cancer season wrapped up, and they said, it's the
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  Speaker 5: time is up enough, it's behaved.
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  Speaker 7: Time has come, Winter is coming, and winter is literally coming.
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  Speaker 2: No, I can't do.
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  Speaker 1: You know how many birthday parties I gotta go to?
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  Speaker 1: How many birthday on a birthday presss? I gotta get
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  Speaker 1: no more Leos. We're cut.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta talk about Leo's and birthday parties.
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  Speaker 8: The two beautiful girls that are on this podcast with
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  Speaker 8: us is all this fourth and August fifth, So back
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  Speaker 8: to back.
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  Speaker 6: Drake wrote that song back to back about us.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, yeah he did.
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  Speaker 7: He was thinking about us and for multiple reasons, it
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  Speaker 7: was a double on Tandra.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a double Chandra.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Lord Jesus. The Leos and my family are. My
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  Speaker 1: mom is on the second, my best friend who's my
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  Speaker 1: cousin's on the fourth. Two of my best friends are
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  Speaker 1: on the twenty seventh, and one is today.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow. Yeah, I'll be praying for you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Thoughts in prayis.
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  Speaker 7: Please Literally friends of Leos should like get free therapy for.
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  Speaker 4: The month or like discount them.
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  Speaker 5: I think like every like gas should be free only
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  Speaker 5: for like Leos season for all friends of Leo's.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you should have like.
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  Speaker 5: Seventy percent off all on all Amazon purpose purchases, not fitters,
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  Speaker 5: the whole.
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  Speaker 1: Thing travel vouchers for.
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  Speaker 2: A travel voucher. Yes, I agree.
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  Speaker 1: Gosh, have you guys ever been scammed? You like scams?
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  Speaker 1: You hate them?
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  Speaker 9: Have you run any scams?
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  Speaker 1: It could literally be a scam.
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  Speaker 7: All I have to say is one word, and you
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  Speaker 7: guys are gonna understand. Marcos, I just.
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  Speaker 2: Got Goosebucks sounds will die. You're gonna write Okay, wait.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, everyone is moving and jumping around and shit, wait
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  Speaker 1: wait I think Josie Josie.
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  Speaker 6: Needs to start off.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and then we'll give context. But I cannot believe
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  Speaker 8: you brought that up. That was a scam that was
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  Speaker 8: ran on us. But it was so bad that we
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  Speaker 8: can't even talk about it. But if you've taken it there,
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  Speaker 8: the floor is yours been so sad.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I don't like most things being run on me,
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  Speaker 7: but a scam most definitely.
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  Speaker 2: She's a comedy writer, guys, She's a comedy writer.
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  Speaker 7: But basically, you guys, I so when we were living
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  Speaker 7: together in the summer of twenty twenty, which was the
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  Speaker 7: conceit of this show. During that summer, we were spending
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  Speaker 7: so much time together. We were having many long conversations, obviously,
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  Speaker 7: you know, out on the streets fighting for our siblings'
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  Speaker 7: literal lives, but then also talking in our cars until
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  Speaker 7: three in the morning, and realizing like we wanted to
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  Speaker 7: start a podcast. And in that time, I was just
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  Speaker 7: being a little bit lonely. I was like, I think
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  Speaker 7: something's missing from our household. I mean, I love that
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  Speaker 7: we have each other, but like a little furry friend
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  Speaker 7: could be amazing. So I sat my roommates down, the
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  Speaker 7: two girls on this screa and then our dear friend Anna,
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  Speaker 7: and I pitched them the idea of getting a dog,
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  Speaker 7: and astonishing astoundingly, each and every one of them said like,
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  Speaker 7: absolutely not, like they did not want to get a dog.
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  Speaker 8: But wait, please make us not sound like sociopaths. We
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  Speaker 8: all love the thought of getting a dog. May I add,
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  Speaker 8: we just said none of us are ever in this
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  Speaker 8: house for long periods of time, and a dog is
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  Speaker 8: a lot of responsibility and is like a small child.
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  Speaker 8: So as much as we would all as a family
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  Speaker 8: love to have a dog, absolutely NOTA.
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  Speaker 6: Is my attorney and she's speaking on behalf of the house.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being in the court today.
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  Speaker 1: Right it's doing my clients. I approach the bits, I exactly,
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  Speaker 1: thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I am reclaiming my time.
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  Speaker 8: And I just need to properly shout out Maxine Waters.
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  Speaker 8: I just need to properly represent us as a as
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  Speaker 8: a collective. We wanted a dog, but we were like,
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  Speaker 8: we just can't do that because their responsibilities and unknown
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  Speaker 8: factors and we are never in this house.
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  Speaker 7: Josie continue, Okay, Yeah, so basically they said, you know,
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  Speaker 7: obviously it's not smart to get a dog. But I
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  Speaker 7: had two little places of residence at the time because
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  Speaker 7: I was living in college and I was living in
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  Speaker 7: LA with these girls. So on my head, I was like,
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  Speaker 7: you know, if I were to get a dog, I
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  Speaker 7: could like split it with my roommates in college and
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  Speaker 7: then occasionally just like bring it to my room in LA,
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  Speaker 7: but like not let it bother the other girls. And
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  Speaker 7: just you know, randomly, I found a list like a
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  Speaker 7: little just why I hosted.
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  Speaker 1: I love the reframing of this, like you could totally
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  Speaker 1: be a scammer because what a rebrand from So I
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  Speaker 1: sat my roommates down and I asked some roommates, would
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  Speaker 1: you guys like to have an animal living in the house,
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  Speaker 1: And they said no, And so I said, I hear you,
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  Speaker 1: I see you. I recognize that. So then I went
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  Speaker 1: down to pet Smart and I got the dog that
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  Speaker 1: I already wanted, and I.
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  Speaker 4: Do so, you guys, we need to get to the
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  Speaker 4: We need to.
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  Speaker 5: Get to active, we need to get to we need to.
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  Speaker 2: Get to the bridge.
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  Speaker 7: So basically, I find a dog online and I get
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  Speaker 7: my roommates from college. I'm like, you guys were going
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  Speaker 7: to river On happening to me Craigslist. But by the way,
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  Speaker 7: my mom has done many things on Craigslist. She's gotten
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  Speaker 7: jobs on craigslists homes on Craigslist.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone does, everyone does. Come on.
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  Speaker 2: But this is important to the story. This is important
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  Speaker 2: to the story. Not a litist. So that's what you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna say. I'm just saying, Craigslist in twenty twenty, we.
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  Speaker 7: Need to get back to we need to get back to.
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  Speaker 7: So we basically take a trek down to Riverside County,
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  Speaker 7: which honestly, who's and my roommates from college.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all are giving a come outside. We ain't fit
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  Speaker 1: a jumping energy.
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  Speaker 9: Wow, like larr, get the ruin?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, who's wait? Who is wait right? Alright?
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  Speaker 7: This is this is like bullying. So I drive Dirverside County.
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  Speaker 7: Wich should have been the first red flag, Like why
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  Speaker 7: am I going to the riverside? I should never be
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  Speaker 7: going there unless I'm buying like trooms or like I
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  Speaker 7: don't know, doing shrooms. Really only thing that I've ever involved,
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  Speaker 7: not that I've ever done that or would want to,
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  Speaker 7: or I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Know what happens in riverside trucks. I would imagine rivers
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  Speaker 1: rivers inside.
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  Speaker 9: That's a better guess.
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  Speaker 7: I pull up to the parking lot of a Starbucks
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  Speaker 7: drive through. Okay, red flag number two, and a lovely
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  Speaker 7: Colombian man exits his vehicle with a face mask and
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  Speaker 7: a little white dog. And like this man seemed lovely,
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  Speaker 7: like he seemed like a wonderful person. He handed me
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  Speaker 7: the dog. I mistakenly and I just should I regret
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  Speaker 7: doing this. I regrettably paid for the dog. I bought
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  Speaker 7: the dog and didn't adopt the dog. Sho a rescue.
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  Speaker 1: Look, that's a thing in Cali, like we were supposed
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  Speaker 1: to get all our dogs like not fresh like pre
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  Speaker 1: pre owned and.
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  Speaker 2: Not like that pronus. I can't stand.
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  Speaker 1: It's supposed to have some dis on in a witnight,
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  Speaker 1: but it's like they like steel.
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  Speaker 7: The nine hundred dogs. And I take the dog. I
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  Speaker 7: get back in the car, I go to the pet store.
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  Speaker 7: I buy the dog everything it needs a more. I
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  Speaker 7: bring the dog back to the girls and they are
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  Speaker 7: literally furious. But can I just say that for the
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  Speaker 7: first So for the first week of having the dog,
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  Speaker 7: I was incredible with the dog. I was staying up
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  Speaker 7: late at night. I was getting out at three in
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  Speaker 7: the morning. Truly, I was taking care of that dog
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  Speaker 7: as if it had came out of my veheen. And
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  Speaker 7: on the seventh night I was I asked the girls.
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  Speaker 7: I said, I'm so sorry you guys. Can you guys
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  Speaker 7: just watch the dog one night because I've to have
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  Speaker 7: something at my college And they did.
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  Speaker 8: We happily did. We happily did because at this point
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  Speaker 8: we had bit honwig bitch. You know, she lied to
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  Speaker 8: us about, you know, being on birth control, and we
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  Speaker 8: ended up with the baby.
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  Speaker 2: That's what happened.
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  Speaker 7: So then I get a text at the eleventh hour
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  Speaker 7: from Yasmut and saying it's bad. The dog is vomiting
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  Speaker 7: and it won't stop.
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  Speaker 5: And I just want to make it clear that everyone
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  Speaker 5: was out in me saying I can't take care of
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  Speaker 5: a dog one day.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, take take care of the dog.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm cleaning it ship it's pissed on my fucking skin.
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  Speaker 2: It pissed on my bed and I'm holding it, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, this is a rat, And I just want
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  Speaker 2: to make it clear. I love dogs.
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  Speaker 5: I want so many big dogs, but a fucking small
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  Speaker 5: little rat.
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  Speaker 2: I'm good.
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  Speaker 9: So is Marco's the dog's name?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, Marcus is the dog's name. Okay, Marcus is the
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  Speaker 7: name of the dog. So basically I'm like, I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: they're fine. Yes, means fine. Like she's just being dramatic,
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  Speaker 7: like the dog is fine.
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  Speaker 4: Me dramatic. Three hours later, she's like, we need to
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  Speaker 4: take it to hospital.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, you, guys, it's a dog, Like you
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  Speaker 7: just need to treat like a baby. Let's wait till
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  Speaker 7: tomorrow and then we'll see what happened.
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  Speaker 4: No, Joe, if you.
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  Speaker 1: Treat it like a baby, you will take it to
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  Speaker 1: the hospital. If the baby's sicking like baby, if it's
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  Speaker 1: a baby, you don't leave it.
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  Speaker 2: You don't leave it with the nanny after and crackers.
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  Speaker 8: That is.
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  Speaker 4: Literally like have a ritz crack, tell the baby to
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  Speaker 4: light down. Yeah, yeah, put a.
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  Speaker 2: Cold towel on their head.
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  Speaker 8: A couple hours passed and then my our dear friend
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  Speaker 8: Shelley and I look at this dog and we're like, okay, no, no,
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  Speaker 8: this has gone.
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  Speaker 2: It needs to go.
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  Speaker 7: So then Mama comes home. Yeah, Mommy comes home and
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  Speaker 7: we take the dog to the hospital. I'm like, all right, whatever,
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  Speaker 7: let's take to the hospital. The dog has been diagnosed with parvo,
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  Speaker 7: which is the leading cause of death and animals, and
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  Speaker 7: it's like its extremely virus, has this like literally ten
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  Speaker 7: percent hands of living. So we admitted to the hospital.
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  Speaker 7: I spend a lot of money on it, like a
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  Speaker 7: Honda Civic. Yeah, like a twenty twenty two Honda Civic.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe even like a Lexus from twenty fourteen, so.
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  Speaker 1: I know people go there for babies. They're like, do
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  Speaker 1: you want that?
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  Speaker 7: That is how much money I spent on this and
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  Speaker 7: I and I was like, it's worth it. I'm going
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  Speaker 7: to keep an animal alive. And I basically after like
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  Speaker 7: a lot of money later they were like, we can't
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  Speaker 7: keep him if you obviously aren't going to pay. So
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  Speaker 7: one of the nurses was like, I'll take him home,
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  Speaker 7: and then she was like following me on Facebook to
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  Speaker 7: like track their life, and then like she posted like
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  Speaker 7: r P Marcos he went with God. And so then
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  Speaker 7: it was not until a week later that I got
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  Speaker 7: a call from the Humane Society that the dog was
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  Speaker 7: sold to me by a Colombian dog cartel and I
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  Speaker 7: was a victim.
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  Speaker 9: And they knew that the dog was like ill.
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  Speaker 7: The dog was out and it was a collection of
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  Speaker 7: dogs that had came from Colombia that were, like they knew,
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  Speaker 7: were super super sick.
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  Speaker 1: So, Josie, you got scammed, but you also scammed all
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  Speaker 1: of your roommates into emotionally loving a dog that had
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  Speaker 1: one week on earth.
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  Speaker 4: Getting both scammed the.
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  Speaker 9: Saddest way to buy a dog.
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  Speaker 5: I just want to say, I was posting on Instagram,
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  Speaker 5: what should I name this little cute o?
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  Speaker 7: No, I brought it to my lectures full of like
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  Speaker 7: one hundred people people were invested. But can I just
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  Speaker 7: say that was a turning point in my personal growth
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  Speaker 7: because I sat all these women down and they were shocked.
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  Speaker 7: Because I don't know if you guys have ever heard
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  Speaker 7: me apologize before. But I saw your guys down and
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  Speaker 7: I was like.
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  Speaker 4: I fucked up. I'm dumb. I did.
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  Speaker 7: I disrespected you guys, I broke your trust and I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 7: and I really just owned up to it. And then
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  Speaker 7: after I bought our second dog, they were like kind
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  Speaker 7: of okay with it, just kidding.
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  Speaker 6: There was no second dog. I think after that we're like,
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  Speaker 6: rip Marcos, that's enough.
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  Speaker 1: I love this because you all kind of got scammed
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  Speaker 1: by Josie, but then Josie got scammed by the cartel.
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  Speaker 1: So all in all that everyone was scammed and for
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  Speaker 1: the most part it was fine except for Marcos.
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  Speaker 9: But it doesn't sound like.
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  Speaker 5: And we think about him and as long as he's
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  Speaker 5: exactly so he's in a better place.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. Yeah, pour something for Marcos.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes we'll take a shot for him.
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  Speaker 2: He's a real one.
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  Speaker 8: But I think it's hilarious that we spoke about this
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  Speaker 8: on your podcast because literally, us as a unit, if.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody mentions Marcos, we don't say anything.
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  Speaker 5: After we were silent, we literally are like, that's that's
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  Speaker 5: a do not discuss type thing, like that's like to
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  Speaker 5: be buried with us and Marco.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, that was bad.
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  Speaker 1: Uh well, guys, I mean, I'm sure Marcos is somewhere
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  Speaker 1: looking up and or down. I don't know how he
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  Speaker 1: lived his life up. I'm sure I mean down.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure I hate you.
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  Speaker 9: Y'all know we're looking down on y'all.
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  Speaker 1: He looking down at y'all. I'm sure he misses y'all.
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  Speaker 6: Well, he was tiny, so definitely, I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 1: There's some mean dogs. There are some dogs. We don't
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: know what they went through. Uh yeah, streaking of mean dogs.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break for some non scam advertisements.
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  Speaker 2: Scam cold.
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  Speaker 1: And we are back and it's time for What's Hot
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  Speaker 1: and the zeitgeist. But more often than not, we get
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  Speaker 1: your letters and you can just snitch on your friends
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  Speaker 1: and family and enemies. And scam got his pot at
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• 14:56
  Speaker 1: because we don't want to what Yes, fuck up your bag? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, I need a fake name for this person
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  Speaker 1: genders contract. We do never care about it.
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  Speaker 2: Arthur. Oh, let's go with Arthur.
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  Speaker 1: Arthur.
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  Speaker 4: After Robert Kardashian's sock brand, Arthur.
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  Speaker 5: George, Oh my god, please, how do you know that?
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  Speaker 8: That?
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Literally, Chris Jenner has her like seventh assistant working
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: on it.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's probably her fifteenth assistant. And yeah,
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: he doesn't really getting calls picked up.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: What's happening the garage?
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 15:32
  Speaker 8: Literally.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: Rob Kardashian's like, are we still doing this thing? And
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: She's like, actually, you can't contact your mom right now.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: He's literally doing them.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: He's making thee Chris Jenner.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one day he'll get there. I'm sure that is
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: how he calls, hey, hey, don't hang up, don't don't
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: hang up.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Literally, oh it would be like that. So Arthur says, oh,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: a lot of nice things. I'm gonna skip those things, Arthur,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: but thank you anyway. This is Arthur speaking love you.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: And here's my scam. I worked at a big box
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: retail store for seven years high school through college in
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: the early slash mid two thousands. It started out as
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: like a little baby cashier, and then I moved up
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: to customer service lead, the person who pulls out when
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: all the Karents pull their manager shit. That was me
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: for most of the seven years. So when someone would
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: be like, can I speak to your manager, and he'd
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: be like, it is I. It's I your manager.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: I'm done.
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: I get that is always like the scariest part of
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: when you when you're doing, when you're karening, Like I
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: only weaponize my like whiteness for good. Trust me, like
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: Alicia can speak on a time ere one scamed at
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: a restaurant, But like when someone says I am the manager,
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: it's like there's nowhere else to go. You can't yell
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: at that person too. You just kind of have to
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: walk away.
• 16:50
  Speaker 9: You met the final boss.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: And also these days, I feel like back when America,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: America is super fucking toxic, and but there are slow
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: changes happening, like in the service industry, like I remember,
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: like years ago, like most waiters like they what do
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: you need? You want me to change the oil and
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: your tires? Y'all want to foot run extra appetizems like
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: whatever you could get like do to make people happy
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: and get good tips. And now I feel like if
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: you tell people like I'll never eat at this establishment again, like.
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: I'm like, okay, bad, yeah, I know, don't No, It's like,
• 17:22
  Speaker 8: oh my gosh, my favorite one of my favorite videos
• 17:24
  Speaker 8: of all time where I think it's like a burger
• 17:26
  Speaker 8: king or some shit, and she's like yelling her head
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: off and he's.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Like, it's above me, it's above me now, and I'm
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: just like.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: That was at a hotel.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yes.
• 17:36
  Speaker 8: Yes, yes, yes, yes, He's like it's above me because
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: he could care less, and I'm like, that is.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: The I don't give a fuck energy that we all
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: need to channel.
• 17:45
  Speaker 9: Right, I mean, I love it.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: So since I was going through high school and then
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: into college, through these seven years, I moved around the
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: state a lot and transferred to different stores. In each store,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I accumulated a new group of friends to drink with
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: and sometimes sleep with.
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: Oh okay, okay, okay, the best the friends to drink
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: with occasionally sleep with. I love that they included that.
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: They were like, I want you to know that I
• 18:09
  Speaker 8: became busy and right. You love that for them.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: So it's usually the computer slash tech and warehouse people
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: since we worked close to the customer service desk and
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: they came around the most. So I love how you
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: weren't even like trying to make friends with anybody else
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: in the store, were like, who is close by? That's
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: why I would sleep with and that's why I would
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: drink with. No, No, that's too far. I mean we're
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: talking convenience.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: That fair enough.
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: You open your hinge app and they're like three feet away.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, you did it. So these are the people
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: who are around the most. And zero shame here in parentheses.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Anyone who's worked in retail slash restaurants slash grocery store
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: slash literally anywhere honestly knows that coworkers drink and fuck eventually. Yeah,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: got oh, didn't know that was a requirement.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that eater. Okay, well you learn new things.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Well, I used to work at Free People back in
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: the Bay, and I'll just tell you.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: These granola indie girls they're.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: They were, they were getting it in at Free People.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's that's like Joe Anne's fabrics. Like
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not thinking, like.
• 19:09
  Speaker 10: What's no, no, no, it's the anthropology to Free People
• 19:13
  Speaker 10: pipeline because they're all owned by the same company and
• 19:16
  Speaker 10: they just plus urbans in there and they have this
• 19:18
  Speaker 10: whole little incest trio thing going on.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, Trader Joe's is just an orgy. We didn't
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: know this Whole Time.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Thousand, No Arawan, Whole Foods, and Trader Joe's, Like they
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: all fuck literally.
• 19:30
  Speaker 9: I find this hilarious.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: So anyhow, the customer service manager codes uh, they have
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: like a close relationship with certain people and they decide
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: when a customer's device needed to be replaced and where
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: the broken ones got disposed. So in almost every store,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: we devised the Flawless scheme to give customers who were
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: just bad at using iPods, computers, TV, et cetera a
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: brand new device or we fund them if they wanted
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: to return it. Then that broken product moved through the
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: correct channels to get to the warehouse and then into
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: a core. So basically they're saying, like, your grandma comes
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: in and she don't know how to turn the brightness
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: up on her screen or something, and they're like, oh, yep,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: granny is broken. You want to know one. And then
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: they take Granny's nod broken phone and they pass it
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: through the warehouse and then it ends up in Arthur's car.
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: Oh t wait, but he's doing this with like devices.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's doing this with like TVs and like technology stuff.
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: Wait a minute, Like that's kind of insane. But also
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: I want to know how that goes. Like you got
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: to have people that see it, and A're like, well.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: My name Ben and I and in it.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: But I will say when you work in like a
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: place long enough, I feel like once you hit the
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: five months like bench, you.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Kind of can't get away with anything there. They're like,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just putting this in my car. Real, I'm not
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: saying I did that. I'm not saying I ever did.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: That's actually free people, free people.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Check you as this car right?
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: No, they they they have to start doing with some
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: of our people. They're like, don't just see your bag
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: before you leave? And I'm like, I'm not gonna go ahead,
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: like you said, free for.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: The people, for people people. You said free people.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: You want to be an advocate for women. I'm a woman, Okay,
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: I'm free people. Like, so that's at the Jeans was
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: literally shut off.
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: Sorry, Although now that you think about it, free people,
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: it could be like a really awful front for like
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: a trafficking scheme.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Oh no, well I hope not tozy.
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: It's a road that it took it straight to take it.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: Liam is literally shaking right now.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: I was just like, maybe that's what they're all about.
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: Like A twenty four's next project inspired by.
• 21:39
  Speaker 9: Literally they're knocking a Judge store right now.
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: It should be called for People. That's an amazing title.
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: I'm going to leave and write that.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, copyright, copyright immediately. So they're passing the broken devices
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: and somehow they're magically landing in someone's car. Although we
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: were never officially caught, I was eventually no longer invited
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: to return to my hometown store during so I'm gon
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: break from college, and the security manager did vaguely mention
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: crime slash charges slash stay away from the store.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Arthur, Now, why did.
• 22:09
  Speaker 9: You write this like this?
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: This is like Josie's intro to her tricking y'all into
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: getting the dog.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I cannot where.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Joseph was like, we all trying to.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Find the guy who did this.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: You're honor, Arthur, listen here.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I have love for you.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Arthur said, yeah, it was so crazy.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I would try to go back to my old job
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: and they said something about lead the premises, we call
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: it nine one one.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Well, you're making yourself look like this was on me,
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: like you are the culprit, Arthur.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: It's the way that he put it.
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: He first prefaced it being like I don't know, like
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: this is crazy, child, you got in trouble.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Also, I want to I wish I could ask Arthur questions.
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: So you were doing this shit at multiple stores, Like
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: you weren't doing this shit at one store.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because Arthur was in college, so they were moving
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: around so you can get transferred from store to store.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I know this because I was a terrible store employee.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: So when I was trying to move to New York,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: they were like, no, babe, we actually don't have no
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: room for you. I was working at white House black
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Market and I did not just just.
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: The weirdest store in the entire world. Literally, why why
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: do you only sell white and black clothes? Like what's
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: the point of that?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: The point is you're supposed to not ever notice the
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: quality is bad, and it's the store for like.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Middle aged women.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: We're designed for middle aged women, where they're like, weird
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: to fuck up all the size charting in here so
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: much so that America's sick ass diet culture is going
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: to make you feel like you're skinnier when you way
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: clothes from here. So like a size for a white
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: House Black Market is really like a size eight at
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: most other stores. It's like, but they you'll go in
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: and be like, oh my god, I'm a size zero, I'm.
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: Buying it, And that of itself is a scam.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: You're welcome. That is insane. I didn't know that. I
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: just quickly walked past. And I don't know why it
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: give me the story.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to be like fake bougie in there. And
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I was all always walking there because I was in college,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: so I was walking there in the summertime. I'd be
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: showing I'm sweaty and now wearing the right clothes. I'm
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: sure they were ready to get rid of my ass,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: but I was like, can I transfer.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: To New York?
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: And they were like, oh, they actually full up their girl.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: We call me. So that's that was the energy they
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: gave Arthur.
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: They were like, yeah, you destinely like a criminal, so
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: that's why you can't come up in here.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Well, Arthur is giving us a very sugarcoat version of it.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: He's basically like, truly, I'm gonna give it real with
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: you right now.
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: Arthur.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Your sons like, I don't trust you. What's going on? Listen.
• 24:32
  Speaker 9: I love a big back scam. I love a big
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: back scalm.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Like you do. You the world is your oyster.
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: But baby, why'd you send an email to scam Goddess
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: being like the things just ended up in my car?
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: You could have been No, No, Like, I'm like, please,
• 24:48
  Speaker 8: you never get a letter again.
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: Scam Goddess shuts down.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: This whole podcast ends because Alicia called them out to
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: me sue me.
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: No, I'm just like, why did you say what it was?
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: That's what I'm trying to ask right now. I'm like,
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: you couldn't just been like I was put in the
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: devices in my core and I wasn't invited back to
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: my flagship store in my hometown because they found out
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: about my activities.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: But you know what, No, but that's but then he's
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: he's admitting and we that's there's no contact, there's no like.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Author lies did Arthur Like, no, he did it. He
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: said that he item in the store, and then that
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: store was relocated to his home. You know, it was
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: just relocated, that's all. It's just a transfer.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: It's just where it ended up. It mattered, you know, properly.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: I mean, I feel like Arthur is just so ahead
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: of the game, and I just feel like he's so
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: advanced and like they're just thinking, like nothing really matters
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: in this world.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: So like, if this, like a couple thousand.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Dollars object lands in my home, that's just the way
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: the universe wanted to marke.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's called it's called a blessing. I just love
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I just love Arthur going back to his old store
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: and he was like, yeah, they was waiting outside with
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: some little bracelest. They wanted me to put it all,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: talk about put my hands in the air. I was like,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, y'all dancing or something. I just I
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: decided to take a jog and leave. You ran away,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: not to the jog and left.
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: And maybe I actually need to channel a bit at Arthur,
• 26:07
  Speaker 8: because he was like, that's not my problem. He was like,
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna do me. Arthur's big on that I'm gonna
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: do me. And he's living his best joy in the
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: Scammer life. So I love that for me.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I love her.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Joinna Scammer is my heart.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: We'll say I miss her.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I do too.
• 26:22
  Speaker 9: I wonder what she's doing right now, Brandon.
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: I've done my research, because I'm crazy. She's taking care
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: of her family, and I support that. I support that
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: for my good sis, but I really missed all her videos,
• 26:32
  Speaker 8: like it was so fun iconic.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but guess we're gonna take one more quick break
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: for some non scam advertisings and we'll be back with
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: my favorite part of the show, historic hoodwinks.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Bra run and.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: We are back, and it's time for historic hookwigs. This
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: is where I will regale our treo today with a
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: famous concaper.
• 26:56
  Speaker 9: Group of criminals, and we'll just get their opinions all throughout.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe they love them, maybe they hate them. We will see.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: So Richard, rich Evanzine and Moretta ter Rebellion, I think
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: there we go. Those are the only times I'm gonna
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: be saying those names were the leaders of a family
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: fraud ring that collected eighteen million dollars in the pandemic
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: for like pandemic relief for one fifty one sham businesses.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Over the course of just five months, they built a
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: family business of scams to fund their luxury lifestyle. So
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: in five months they stole eighteen million dollars under fake businesses. Oh,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: she's given Jamie Lynn Spears a little bit.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: A little bit.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Don't do her like that. She's beautiful.
• 27:40
  Speaker 9: Who are you referring to.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Next Wow, Wow, does it just love?
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: She just loft you guys.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: She got up and she left, she dropped the bike, okay,
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: just jumped out the window.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, No, it looks like at least she got some
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: good highlights with these ppe loans, Like the blonde is.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Right, she is a really great nose.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that. I don't know about that.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: Yeahs you disrespectful. Eighty million, eighty million.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, but maybe they didn't use it all on bleach.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that the hair looked like it was
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: nice to culing. Okay, Alicia does not agree.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not Alicia's team with this. Wait, god, no,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I need to hear that.
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: It's to the beginning.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Brothers Rich and Arthur Arthur without the age, so archer,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: excuse me. They were born in Armenia and immigrated to
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: the United States in nineteen eighty nine with their mother
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: and ten other relatives. At the age of twenty, Rich
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: was arrested for the first time after committing grand theft
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: and a scam involving bad checks. Okay, we love a
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: bad check moment. The eighties were I wish I could
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: write checks now. Like, I feel like if I went
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: anywhere and was like, oh, here's a check, like we're
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: calling the police, They're like that's a lie.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: That's a lie. Yeah, just immediately.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: No, Like I went to the subway, I feel like
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: subway would still allow you to pay.
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: With the check.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: I feel like if you'd go to like Airwon and
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: you have a check to like you hate the environment,
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Did you're back in this fucking store?
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they'd like get out now. I kind of want
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: to try that. Can we all try to, like.
• 29:08
  Speaker 9: At least I'll pick you up in thirty right, McDonald's.
• 29:12
  Speaker 9: Would they do a check? We're going to figure this out.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: So afterwards, he tried to break into real estate, but
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: his criminal past hindered him because he was doing crime.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Rich met his wife and future partner in crime, Mary
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: at a party in two thousand and one, and the
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: couple married years later. I feel like two thousand and one,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: you guys were like just born and yeah.
• 29:33
  Speaker 9: And it was a wild time.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: It was like our eighties and we were all wearing
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: very terrible things.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Aren't you guys like living your best life?
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: Because like y'all thought the world was going to end,
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: and then y'all were like, oh my god, you.
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: Making Lacy feel like she was like thirty at that age.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: Now you're saying, weren't you, like, really child, I was
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: a child at the time.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: But but but we we do love shit. I love
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: a shady moment. I'll hear about age because the age
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: girlies will come for me too.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Sometimes.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: We got to bring agism back because it's too many
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: old people in government, Like, we just got to bring
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: a little bit, all right. So you know, it's two
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: thousand and one. People are wearing jout fits. People are
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: wearing leggings and skirts and then for some reason a
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: belt on top of the skirt that doesn't connect into
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: the skirt at all. These are the choices that are
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: being made. Everything is unhinged. The crime family. The couple
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: grew to become a crime family. I love a scammily.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I love that they're both like weird criminals. Let's together,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Bonnie and Clyde her. Imagine growing up in your industry's crime, Like,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: you want to be a painter, and they're like, well,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: you got to join the family business robbery, right, That's
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: what I love.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: The Godfather. I love the Godfather it's giving fifty cents
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: power right now.
• 30:52
  Speaker 9: Truly it is.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I think it makes the fifty cents power the Godfather
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: and then like one of those like rom com movies.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: But damn okay, So the whole family is in the mess.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, and they love it. So after a few years
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: of marriage and a couple of kids, they were arrested
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: for submitting fake tax returns in twenty eleven. So ten
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: years later they filenced some fake kids and whatnot.
• 31:14
  Speaker 9: Love that for them.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: After the couple pleaded guilty to mortgage fraud to get
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: a half a million dollar line of credit on their
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Encino house, the lawyers blamed the banks for their loose
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: lending standards and they were spared prison time. So basically,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: they tried to get half million dollars that they knew
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: they couldn't pay back to get a house in Encino,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: and then when they got caught, they were like, well,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: this is y'all fault. Like they were all like, why
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: would you give me the money? Y'all not even locking
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: the bankrupt that good? And y'all expect me not to steal,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Like I don't.
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: Know, that's crazy, Like you already know I didn't have
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: it so I'll give it to me.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I love that that work. I love that that worked,
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: and they got less jail time because of it.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Right, They were like, it's giving irresponsible on your end.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: It's giving abusive boyfriends, saying like, well you if I
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: only cheated because you just couldn't because you were breathing
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: You're gonna make it happy.
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: You couldn't like have sexual me ten times a day.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: So obviously I was if y'all have.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Specifics me airing my grievances on your episode.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Listen, you gotta get them out, Okay.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: So in March twenty twenty, just three days after Congress
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: approved the first two point two trillion dollar COVID package,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Rich signed up for one hundred and twelve thousand dollars
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: loan for top quality contracting. That's his contracting firm that
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: he made up that is top quality. And don't even
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: know that contracts.
• 32:30
  Speaker 9: Nobody does because it's not real.
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: As much as I'm surprised that it worked for them
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: for the tax fraud, were they not doing like their
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: due diligence like this time around, Like I'm confused they
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: got this money after they already had legal trouble.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they probably needed more money for all
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: the lawyers, you know, more crime.
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: Crime isn't cheap, you know.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Josie's like, I know that would yeah, I would know.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Please don't go back in your cartel days. No, that's enough.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Marcos is like shaking in the grave.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Ooh sorry, oh my goodness, gracious. So top quality Contracting
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: clearly wasn't doing any contract. Definitely not top definitely not quality.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Just vibes, no hammers, no nails, just vibes. So the
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: following day, Mary requested one hundred fifty thousand dollars for
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Journeyman Construction, another construction company that's definitely constructed things. By
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: August twenty twenty, Rich Mary and their accomplices had applied
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: for one hundred and fifty one of these loans under
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: fake business names. So this is like the pandemic. Everybody's
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: their businesses. Small business is getting shut down. People are
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: getting these loans. They filed for one hundred and fifty
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: one of these loans from the government, which I'm like,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: don't you know, the Government's gonna look like, hey girls,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: it's me uncle Sam. We're just wondering when we was
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: gonna get the one hundred fifty one loans back, Like, what.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Are you doing? Oh my gosh.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Fade House Barbershop collected one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: GNA Diamonds got two hundred and fifty nine thousand dollars,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Red Line Otto Mechanics got four seven dollars. These sound
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: like some good fake names, though, do y'all have any
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: fake names for business that would sound legit? I'm thinking
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: like clear Water Holdings.
• 34:15
  Speaker 9: That sounds like a yasiness.
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: That's good or anything. He was like a white man's
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: last name, like Richmond and strong.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Oh Gosa, that's it's a lot. It's giving loft, that's
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: a law thing.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I'm giving my money to Richmond is strong.
• 34:28
  Speaker 9: We give the governments money to Richmond is strong.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Right, anything with the word rich and it's like you
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: want to give them money too.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like I trust you automatically, even though there's
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: there's no one there.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: It's a bought two names, lifeless whole, lifeless.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Whole goodness. So, in order to apply for the loans,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: the group often created these fake identities using names of
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Eastern Europeans whose identities had been stolen from visas.
• 34:51
  Speaker 9: While they were studying in the US, so they're.
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: Interesting race, but were like, I mean, at least we're
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: here Beian with Caucasian on Caucasian crime.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: They also so fabricated payroll tax returns. But after one
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty one companies, they began to lose their creativity.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Du Like, if y'all keep coming in, what the hell
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: it's you again? Yeah, I got a new company.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: That's my thing is like how many names did they use?
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: Because you're telling me that the government just saw the
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: same people and pulling out all these businesses, Like.
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: I just want to call it from now.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: There's gonna be a Hulu show about this, Like I
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: know what in the next like two years for sure,
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: Amanda Seifer, it's gonna play her and not.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: She's done with their nose.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: She's done with it.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: To normal. Yes, oh we've talked about Lizzie. We love Lizzie.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: But there's like a writer's room.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: I feel like that family has for like, okay, so
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: how are we going to fabricate this?
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: They have to they have to, right, they have like
• 35:44
  Speaker 8: a staff, they had a right, there's like there's the
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: whole staff, So like, what names did we come up?
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: With today and.
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: Like we need a break this the next six months,
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: like what are the stories?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Literally and they'll never run out honestly, truly, multiple companies
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: were submit it as identical payrolls, so they got lazy
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: with it. They didn't even keep switching up the payrolls.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: One of Rich's more grievous mistakes was when he stole
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: the identity of his wife's late father in Bazar Terribilion.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: So he stole the identity of his wife's dead dead
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: five days after the man's death.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they not care.
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: They need to be investigated on how the fuck he died.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna say right.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Now is that's just so wild to be at the funeral, Like, damn,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: this is so crazy.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: So what was his social Security right now?
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, you need his signature?
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: Technically he wrote it the casket was open.
• 36:38
  Speaker 9: No, you can just write it on top of the cascade.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at least right right, No, we gotta get these
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: papers filed. Yeah, like y'all could even let the man
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: rest for like a week.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Before you stole his identity.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Well damn, So his name was listed as the applicant
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: for more than a five hundred thousand dollars emergency COVID
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: nineteen loan called for mad Interiors.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: That's this business.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: So a pandemic loan was you to pay a mortuary's
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: eighty five hundred dollars bill for his funeral while his
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: name was being used on other applications. So they used
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: it to pay for his funeral. Then they were like,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: we're also gonna take out more loans of your name
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: while you're dead.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Right, I mean, I'm not mad at this.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: So still the pandemic when he was used, I mean,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: cause he's dead, what is he gonna do?
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Have bad credit?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: What he did?
• 37:21
  Speaker 9: Like what experience go did to me when I'm here.
• 37:23
  Speaker 8: You're right, but but I think my question is like
• 37:25
  Speaker 8: how much trifling is too much trifling?
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 37:30
  Speaker 8: Lunch of my caskeide, Oh, like.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Like I see what you're saying.
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: But I'm like, this is crazy, Like one hundred and
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: fifty one businesses on top of the dead.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: This is a lot going on. Okay, Okay, I'm trying
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: to keep track.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: So they purchased a three point twenty five million dollar
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: hillside Mediterranean style villa in Tarzana that's in California.
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: What obsessed with the valid It's like if you're that rich,
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: like but go to buy a house in Malibille. They
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: were like obsessed with the ten minutes of between in
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: like the four h five and the one on one.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: They're scammers. They need to be able to get out
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: quickly in and Red.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: Go to Santa Monica, go to Brentwood, go to the Palacaids.
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: There's the other place, Hi Ritchen.
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: They have a million dollar home in Glendale.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: So to your point, Josie homeland, it's giving homeland.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: And they have a third home in Palm Desert, so
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: they have one that's like vacationing, but they have three homes.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: They also purchased a number of jewelry pieces, gold diamonds, cars,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: and even the thirty five thousand dollars Roless wristwatch while
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: on vacation in Turks and Caicos. Oh, they know how
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: to live.
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: Those say they have good tastes.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: They do look money don't buy you taste or class.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: So we love this Rich's mother stayed in there and
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: see no home where his sister in law Tamara, they
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: call Tammy. I love a woman named Tammy also had
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: a home office, so eventually the group's paperwork got too
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: sloppy and investigators began to dig further. This is tammy
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: and she's giving tammy.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: She looks like a tammy.
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: The eyebrows are definitely a tammy. Yeah it is. She
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: smiling in her mugshot.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I have to say it. She
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: looks good in her mud shot.
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, her face be Yeah, that's what she looks like.
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: She drives a red Lexus and yeah, Josie, Yeah, her
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: nails clack, her nails clock when she typed you get
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: the fabric cream interior.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: They do this like that.
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: You can smell. I can smell like the cloth with
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: like a little bit of McDonald's stain in the front seat.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Like, Josie, you painted this picture in my head And
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: I couldn't have said it better.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: When you guys see it on the Instagram, you're gonna
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: really thank Josie for that.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: Literally, old cigarettes, like she just stopped smoking cigarettes.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: She vapes fully, but she does smoke.
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: Like but it's not it's not the cute bapes. It's
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: like the old, ugly like box babes. Like the thing
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: when the Republican dads use the ones I used to
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: use in high school.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: We'll talk about that another Timeammy like start fry, I
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: love it.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: So agents begin to check the addresses of the loans,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: like the loan applications. So now they're starting to look like, okay,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Muffin Holdings. I'm sure the names are just starting to
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: get sloppy, like a real business LLC.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: We're not stealing money here.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, crazy dot org like, I'm sure they got very,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: very sloppy with this. So now they're starting to check
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: the addresses listed on the loan applications for a number
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: of his businesses, and many led back to a current
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: or former residence of his, so they didn't even like
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: try to fake where the addresses were. They also began
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: tracing bank records and discovered that Rich and his wife
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: diverted several hundred thousands of dollars towards the purchase of
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: their Tarzana and Glendale Holmes well Do. On the closing
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: documents for Glendale property, a dead man named Olof lands
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Guard was listed as Rich's lawyer.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Hi, well, how is he gonna approach the bench? You're
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: on her?
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: If he's fucking dead? No, it's a Casper situation. Y'all
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: got do you feel that breeze? That's my lawyer.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: That's what you said.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: He's gonna he's gonna zoom in because he's l right.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Ooh, he said, hearsay, y'all see that paper fall over there?
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Yet that was him. That's him, he said, that's exhibit A. Yeah, yes,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: flown across the room. Yeah, yea, yeah, that's my dad, lawyer.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: So Tammy was also seen driving to the house in
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: a BMW register to yet another relative of Mary's. That
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: was enough information for the FBI, and Rich and Mary
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: were coming back from their Turks and Caicos vacation. They
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: were stopped in Miami by Border Patrol agents. They were
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: interrogated and jailed, and Mary made the mistake of calling
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: home from jail to instruct family members. Now, listen, you
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: can make phone calls in jail. The phone calls may
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: be monitored, though, Like you can't get in the jail
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: phone and be like hello, yeah see I did it.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I made it. I'm in here because I
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: did it. But wait, how have they been scamming this long?
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: And this girl got in jail and was like, yes,
• 41:58
  Speaker 8: so I'm gonna make sure you move that money from this. Yeah,
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: the money that we stole that money.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: But I want to.
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: Hold space and say they have confidence and I feel
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: like do and you know what, I feel like we
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: could acknowledge and it's giving.
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: The prison industrial complex needs to be shut down anyway.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I agree, Like these people are so talented. They didn't
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: really scam anybody but the government, which is a scam
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: in itself. I don't know. We teach these people how
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: to file applications for business loans and this day business. Also,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: do we think that our sist got a little work done?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Her look a little fuller.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: No, her lips are fuller.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: There's no chalks there.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: It's to lip slip.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: But I will have to say, I think the first
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: I think the asthetition who did it wasn't a rush.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: But I'll leave it at that. Yeah, because it was
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: just given. Like there's a little lip and I listen,
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: I like a nip and I like a little tug.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: This is not a surgery. Shame ah, I be give
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: my little bow ties.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: We love it.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: But but like she just looks a little different, like
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: she's starting to look like all the California girls in
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: this photo.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: That's what I think. I think she's ready to start
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: her influencer career. That's what I'm doing.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if she had been out of jail a little
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: bit longer, she definitely would have been selling flats on
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: me tea.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she's an airborne or airborne whatever that is, girl,
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: was it airborne?
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I get those messages. Hey babe, haven't talked you in
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: a while. I feel like you would love this.
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: I'm like, you say, you're calling so you think you think,
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: even though that's not the thing at.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: All, I do love them hitting you up like, hey babe,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: like they know you, hy babe. Yeah, you look so good.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: But I feel like this bloating thing could really help
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: you out.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: And I'm like i've ibs.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Hey babe, we have new ways to feel bad about yourself,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: which is to click the link fifteen percent off.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: With fifteen percent off with the code you're not enough.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah and never will be. That's actually gonna be the
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: code for next month and never will be.
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: Never, So you have to keep coming back and paying money.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, gree we have new things to make you less
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: ugly coming out in three weeks.
• 43:53
  Speaker 9: Stay tuned.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Literally, literally every beauty company so she's in the jail,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: right Tammy. Tam decides to get on the phone. It's
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: her on the phone.
• 44:04
  Speaker 9: Okay, try to clean the house as much as you
• 44:06
  Speaker 9: can everything.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Tammy doesn't care. Tammy's does.
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: She doesn't care. She has nothing to lose anymore.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Hey, me and Timmy, Yeah, you know, I'm in the jail.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Can y'all hide all the evidence though, we're not gonna
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: get home in time to hide the avidence?
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Got we got matches?
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Get that fire started in the backyard dead like.
• 44:29
  Speaker 8: It makes It makes me sad though, Like y'all came
• 44:31
  Speaker 8: this far for this. How y'all gonna get caught because
• 44:34
  Speaker 8: you added yourself in the jail?
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Come on, come on.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: They were also found carrying credit cards under the names
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Yulia Zondo and Victoria Kochko, names that had been on
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: many of the load applications. Two weeks after the arrest,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: FBI agents and combat gear raided theirs Trzana house. Mary
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: out on bail, ran from the house, tossed the barbage
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: bag containing four hundred and fifty thousand dollars in cash
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: to the bushes, and abandoned her children as officers yelled
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: hands up I.
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: Just want to say this picture, I just that's fucked up.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: They're doing way too much. I just want to say
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: that's awful.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: But I just want to say the neighbors, the neighbors
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: in Tarzana are just like.
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, what's going on with them?
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: And let's talk about the neighbors in Tarzana. It's Armenian families.
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: But it's also like Jake Paul and all of his friends,
• 45:22
  Speaker 7: like those are the types of people were running into
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: and arsino in Tarzana.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: So we've got like someone just making their drip coffee
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: in the morning and they look over to the next
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: backyard and it's farming. Also, like this is way we
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: see this is that I know we give the LAPD
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: and most police off.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Wait the harm it's way too much money.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Why do y'all look like y'all going in a desert storm?
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: My guy?
• 45:43
  Speaker 9: Like these people have violet.
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like eighty degrees outside. Why are we in
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: this outfit? Also, it's like not, it's so why are you.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Holding the car like that? Like you're literally back.
• 45:55
  Speaker 8: It's also like, what are you guys protecting yourself from
• 45:57
  Speaker 8: a running white woman with a trash bag of money
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: eat like and you like, as much as she may
• 46:02
  Speaker 8: have scammed, I don't think anything warrants y'all having guns
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: in her kids' faces, Like y'all doing way too much car?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Is that a tank? Yeah? I'm like, bro, y'all brought
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: a tank to and see Now this feels excessive.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: I feel like this is like I feel like this
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: is a music video, and I.
• 46:17
  Speaker 8: Feel like if y'all wanted to dress up, just fucking
• 46:19
  Speaker 8: say that, because come on, wait, that's what.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: It really was. They were like, that is what it is.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: We we ain't got to put on our purpo drag
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: in a minute.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Y'all want to have a show.
• 46:28
  Speaker 9: We all have a purpo drag show.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: That's what's giving, because like, what are y'all about to do?
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: What are y'all really about to do with the damn tank?
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: It's giving a low budgeted, shitty g easy music video.
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: Did they pull up park and then get on the
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: car or do they drive in on the car? Like
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: how that's so embarrassing to like park the car and
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: then get out and be like we're gonna step up
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: and then hold on to it.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Jose.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: Moments are like I'm embarrassed for them, right.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Like, no, get a pick, get a pick of me writing,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: get a bit of me writing? Minisilli up this hill
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: like like y'all telling me, y'all have enough cars that
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: everybody could just had their own car.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like you have all this money. I'm like
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: they were looking forward to this day.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: They were there was a calendar invite.
• 47:09
  Speaker 8: No, they woke up and they were like, I get
• 47:11
  Speaker 8: to put on my big board here today. Like they're
• 47:13
  Speaker 8: so embarrassing. And look at that pointing guns at a dog.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: What does the dog dog you do? Look at the
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: little kid.
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: Do you think he fucking knows the mom and dad
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: are doing?
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Do you think what knows?
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Just knows?
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Like the little kid just know he got three houses.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: He's right right. I cannot imagine waking up and then
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: my house is suddenly call of duty, like what is
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: going on?
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: He's the talk of the school too.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: And he comes back and he's like it was just
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: it was a rough days, right, No.
• 47:41
  Speaker 8: And it's like, okay, be a scammer, Please be a scammer.
• 47:44
  Speaker 8: Scam the government because they trifling, but.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: Don't leave your kids in the house with the popo.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, This is also around the time that they knew
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: that the jig was up. So it's like, while you're calling,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: tell him to clean the house. Like maybe the kids
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: had to help clean the house. Maybe Maymber like get
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: wake up Tyler from telling them to turn off Coco Mela,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: he got documents to shreet that's my thing.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, why do kids in there? In the
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: first there's a lot going on.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so you know, Tammy runs off across the
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: bushes and throws throws four hundred and fifty K in
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: a bush, you know, and she's running for her life.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: During the trial, family members turned on each other. Damn
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: y'all couldn't stick together. Damn you hate to see it. Archer,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Rich's younger brother, blamed much of the scam on his wife, Tamara.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Tamara was a real estate broker known for calling people
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: idiots who had already named Archer and Rich her co
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: conspirators when she pleaded guilty. So she was out here,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: everyone was like, they did it, she did it. The
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: fingers are just flying. According to our tour, the scams
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: only begin to run out of Tamera's side of the house,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: and that the photos of the fake id's on his
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: phone were also most likely taken by his wife. So
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: now he's throwing his wife under the bus. They said,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: till death or the FBI du us part.
• 48:59
  Speaker 8: No real, She said, I don't know him. I'm sorry
• 49:03
  Speaker 8: to this man.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: I have nothing to say about that. I have no
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: further comments.
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: Mister Federal Borough, mister Federal Borough.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Is this all?
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know man. I've never let him miss
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: the federal borrow.
• 49:18
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: So, his trucking business was already reportedly devastated by the pandemic,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: so he asked his wife for help. This is what
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: he's saying. What and he said that, he asked little questions.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: He was like, baby, the truck industry is down bad,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: it's sad. And then miraculous help, right, and then miraculously
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: she found millions of dollars and he asked no questions.
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: You know how he just be fined and millions of dollars.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the husband rich is telling the popo that
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: she said, oh baby, I'm gonna take care of this.
• 49:49
  Speaker 9: I got you, and that he said, okay, And.
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: Then I never asked where millions of dollars were coming from. Okay,
• 49:55
  Speaker 8: So now what she said he.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Trust his woman. He's a feminist, Okay, he.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Listens with my with women. I stand girl boss.
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: He said, I'm a little woman lead and that's why
• 50:04
  Speaker 8: she could take this jail time.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: He said.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: He said believe women, and that's what he meant.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: That is, he said, that's what y'all wanted me to do, right,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: believe women. That's exactly and.
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm doing.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: And I'm believing.
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: I'm actively believing.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: And you got y'all should too.
• 50:21
  Speaker 9: So who's wrong here? Who's really wrong explaining.
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: He's such a he's such a girl boss kind of
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: he is. So.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: On June twenty fifth, twenty twenty one, a federal judge
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: convicted rich Mary Tammy and our Tour of conspiracy to
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: commit bank fraud and to launder money. Four other accomplices
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: were also convicted, as told a total of eight people
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: in this crime. A family stole eighteen million dollars in
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: COVID relief funds. So I look the way that the
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: government handled the COVID relief funds, it's hard for me
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: to be upset. But at the same time, it's like,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: if this money could have gone to people who actually
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: needed it, that's.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: Where that wouldn't have been as fun of a story, right.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: And goes to say they didn't need it. Everybody needs
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: a home. I don't know about, but see.
• 51:06
  Speaker 8: See I think everybody needs a home, but maybe not
• 51:09
  Speaker 8: three in California.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: And then off their trips and ship. See I'm all.
• 51:15
  Speaker 8: Here for scam in the government because they be a
• 51:17
  Speaker 8: pressing and they ship.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: I'm all there for it. But it's like it's like
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: y'all got.
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: Greedy, okay, like maybe like one hundred thouars one hundred
• 51:24
  Speaker 8: thousand because I'm.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: People to live off one hundred thousand dollars though.
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: But you're right, I understand that, like, especially in this economy.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: That's your best, Like you can't live off one hundred thousand?
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: What do I go back on hundred thousand dollars?
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: It was like I can't live, but I'm like try
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: under the math.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, like you can't make a life just
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: off of that INCOMEFORTB.
• 51:47
  Speaker 8: And you're so right, like, especially in this economy, we
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: fully on a train into a deep ass recession as
• 51:53
  Speaker 8: we speak. But I'm like, y'all weren't good with a
• 51:56
  Speaker 8: million or two million or three million because i'mna sep
• 51:58
  Speaker 8: it a buck. I know, people asking below, you know,
• 52:00
  Speaker 8: two without a BVP longer.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: I was like, don't oh, maybe.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: I said so much.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: We'll never say where they were. You haven't said anything.
• 52:08
  Speaker 9: No, we never heard it.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, thank you so much for my representative.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: But any who, I'm like, y'all did eighteen mil. That's brazy.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, it's ambitious, and I love ambitious people.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: So though prosecution urged the judge to put in this
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: is wrapping the story up. Though the prosecutors urged the
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: judge to put Rich in jail as soon as the
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: trial ended, both he and his wife were allowed to
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: stay free on bail. Two months later, Rich and Mary
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: ripped off their ankle monitors and ran, duh, I'm gonna
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: hit the ram where so month negro Oh my god.
• 52:46
  Speaker 8: Live?
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Well oh well, then they're doing great.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: If they're out there with my with their queen, my
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: queen not getting they soul broke, then I'm here for it.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: So their families initially said that they were abducted by
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: who aliens? What is this? Nope, they were in absentia.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Seventeen years in prison for Rich and six years for
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Mary as they escaped to a European paradise, so they
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: basically sentenced them even though they were on the lamb and.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Were like we out, So they were like, well, will
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: you come back? You got charges. They're like, okay, okay,
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: you don't care.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Their final destination was a luxury port town in Montenegro
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: called Tavat. They travel using Mexican passports and fake names
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: like Robert Nico de Leone's that sounds like a fake name.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: It's too many names. Yeah, and Nathalie Rosa Perez Garcia.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, oh god, they said.
• 53:34
  Speaker 9: What's the most Mexican sounded.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Name that I was gonna say?
• 53:37
  Speaker 8: Why am I triggered because I Philly am a girl
• 53:39
  Speaker 8: whose name is Alisa. Like now are they are they
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: gonna be like that's a made up name? Like no,
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: I promised my mama thought it was hard to give
• 53:46
  Speaker 8: me all these names.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: No, you were fine.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: So find their arrival, the couple's rented an apartment in
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: the most exclusive neighborhood in the city, while their teenage
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: children aged fourteen, fifteen, and sixteen sat abandoned at home
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: in America.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: That is insane. So they didn't give us ship They
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: didn't give a shit about them kids. Maybe the kids
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: had bad vibes. You know, you know what, if the
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: kids have bad vibes, that's completely valid.
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: Did their fugitive parents consider like, oh, do we take
• 54:15
  Speaker 8: our children with us to be fugitives around the world
• 54:18
  Speaker 8: where they're like, no problem, leave them.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, So this town knows everybody, they know Rich, they
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: know Mary. So they didn't really blend in right, and
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: they just continued to make their lavish spinning this is
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: rich and married. They had range Rovers BMW ship from
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles with California plates left on it, as well
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: as their family dog. They took the dog and left
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: the kids.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: And I'm sure they were telling themselves like, you know what,
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: we're doing this for them.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: This is free kids. Go fund me for those kids' therapy, because.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: They were like, this way, they don't have to walk
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: the dog because we're taking the dog as a responsibility.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: All their traveling.
• 54:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, all the traveling is just gonna be so hard
• 54:57
  Speaker 8: on them, so we should do all the life five
• 55:00
  Speaker 8: star restaurant ships.
• 55:03
  Speaker 9: So they're balled out.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Tammy's and Callie getting ten years in prison because
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: she proaded guilty to three felonies. Though the prosecutor once
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: again warned the judge that she was a flight risk
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: with her safe haven waiting in Europe, he let her.
• 55:15
  Speaker 9: Go free on bail. Who is this judge? They paid
• 55:17
  Speaker 9: this judge off.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: The day she was supposed to return to jail, she
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: called her probation officers saying she was on her way
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: and took off. So she called her probation officers like, yeah,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: five minutes around the corner.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: You know, you know what that red light is?
• 55:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm about to be right at the jail.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: Meanwhile, she was at right, She's an lax right now
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: plans like me, I'm right next to the courthouse, babe,
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: Like don't you even worry for a sec. And then
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: like United, it's like calling, we're waiting for passenger, blah
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: blah blah, gotta GOVID.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Oh no, that's just the bathroom line. Now, you know
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: with COVID they got restrictions. That's all. I see you
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: on the ships where you at by the gambl Oh yeah, mom,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: be there too many?
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: Oh you can't reach me for twelve hours. No, that's
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: iven new phone and it's so random.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: So she hopped on a plane with a British passport
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: and she's Isabella Angela Admos and left behind her two
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: teenage girls and went on her way to Montenegro. They
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: all left their kids behind.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: This is terrible, Jesus, so get it caught again.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Wrapping this up in La the FBI was scrambling to
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: figure out where Rich and Mary had gone and barrasing,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: you let them all. How you're gonna come to their
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: house like like you're disarming a bomb and fighting like
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: you know, a group of ten thousand, and then when
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: they even catch them, Yeah, then you let them out
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: of jail, like, oh right this way, No, you y'all
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: want some water on the way out.
• 56:38
  Speaker 9: What So they offered twenty thousand dollars as a reward
• 56:41
  Speaker 9: through inner Poles and now they're international criminals for the
• 56:44
  Speaker 9: information on their location and raided their Encino house where
• 56:47
  Speaker 9: Riches's mother was staying. Damn Rich's mom just trying to
• 56:49
  Speaker 9: have a retirement and now they getting raided again.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I know them neighbors are tired. They're like another ray again.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: It's like clockwork. They know exactly when it's gonna come.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: It's like the time of the month. Oh, it's the
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: time of the raid. The ho is like, guys, we
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: really have to talk about these raids. They keep no, no,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: we'll get to the stop sites, Susan, We'll get to
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: the stop sign.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: But the raids are raids.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: There's like a full army that shows up once a month. Yeah,
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: that's insane.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: It's just getting to be a bit of a nuisance.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: And you know our styled noise complaints and nothing's really happening.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: But again, so Rich fucked up and this led to
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: their second arrest. Jesse Palmerson, the FBI agent in charge
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: of both the Fried case and the fugitive hunt, discovered
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: that someone look at it at Montenegro tried to access
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: one of Riches's bank accounts.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Rich.
• 57:36
  Speaker 9: You know, you know you gotta move all the money.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: What was you doing one? You can't be out an
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: ATM when I was stolen cash?
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, we've all watched a movie.
• 57:44
  Speaker 9: Right, you're a Bank of America? Are you let me
• 57:46
  Speaker 9: get out two hundred?
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: No.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Rich.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Using that information, he was able to instruct local police
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: to track down the residents of Doo Leon and Perez
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Garcia and initiated the arrest. Police arrived that their villa
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: asked for Rich's residency pay first, he told them he'd
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: right back, and while the cops waited, he ran out
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: the back door. Why did the police keep believing them?
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I don't have this privilege as a black person, I
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: can't tell the right back.
• 58:09
  Speaker 8: Thank you so much for saying it, because I was like,
• 58:11
  Speaker 8: if these people were black, what right? Like like it's
• 58:16
  Speaker 8: because they're white. They just kept on being like, yeah,
• 58:19
  Speaker 8: there's the door, we believe y'all.
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: Okay, I'm so gonna be is why did they pull
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: up call of duty black ops and they didn't keep
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: them in prison?
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: From that?
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: How do you away from that?
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Also, like when you pull up to these people's house
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: again and you're literally gonna let them be like, oh,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: hold on, y'all, wait right here on the porch, I'll
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: be right back.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Y'all want some eleven?
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Ey y'all?
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: And then you just hear like a car peeling off
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: on the back. Privile yep, and listen. If you're white
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: and you have this privilege and you a scammer, I'm
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: not gonna tell you not to use it if it's advantageous.
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: I mean, you honestly should if you if they didn't
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: say they'll be right back, we'd be judging them.
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  Speaker 4: We'd be like, why didn't you use your white privilege?
• 58:54
  Speaker 9: It's the politeness for me. Oh, I'll be right back.
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  Speaker 6: Shit, do you mind, do you mind just like go
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  Speaker 6: to make a wee real fast?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much?
• 59:02
  Speaker 9: You said, aks down right there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sit them at my umbrella. Hold up, I'll be
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: I'll be right back.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, put them with mine, right.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Literally, Josie So. Hours later, police learned that Richard used
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: his British passport to check into a nearby hotel, where
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: he was seen walking out with a female companion. Not
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: you getting bitches while you are on the run, sir,
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: You to be running, you just add another hotel chilling
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  Speaker 1: at the hotel bar, sir.
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  Speaker 6: You are wanted when you are wanted, an international criminal.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Right, a whole international criminal, just at the lobby, like, yeah,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: let me get a seven and seven.
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  Speaker 2: No, bitch, go to jail.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: So with the four Italian hooker is like.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Right, literally, she's in the hotel room just trying to
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: get her coins. So when the two returned to the
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  Speaker 1: room around two am, okay, so we know it's a
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: two am police arrested him. The woman turned out to
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: be damn it. All three were prosecuted in Montenegro for
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: using forced documents to enter the country. Rich has requested
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: a political asylum and they're currently waiting extradition back to
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: the US, so they're still over there. He and Mary
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: spent almost six months on undercover vacation into vat and
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: since their arrest, they've spent almost twice as long as SPUs.
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  Speaker 1: Montenegro's largest prison so now their vacation is in jail.
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  Speaker 7: Well, Montenegro is designed for like a Westfield marl so
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  Speaker 7: their largest prison is like probably like a trader Joe's.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a beautique. Right, it's also beautiful.
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  Speaker 9: I'm just digesting this, right, you know. It's so beautiful.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: Outside a Latina accent.
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  Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, it's thefication of everything.
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  Speaker 2: This couple does not give a fuck off.
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  Speaker 1: They left their kids. When you leave all your kids,
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  Speaker 1: We're like, hey, y'all, let's leave all of our kids.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: And everybody's like, yeah, that sounds like a plan. Like
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  Speaker 1: you're not dealing with good people.
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  Speaker 2: Where are the kids? Where are the kids?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know the story for the kids.
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  Speaker 1: No, they went out hopefully I'm with another some other
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  Speaker 1: relatives who didn't end up in jail or somewhere safe,
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  Speaker 1: but the kids were just left behind. God bless them kids.
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  Speaker 8: But it's like, I'm I know that scamming be crazy,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: but this is a different level. Not only did they
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: leave them kids, but every time they got in trouble,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: they pointed the finger to the people, meaning like it
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: was y'all fault that, y'all let us get away with this,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 8: which is crazy.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, that's like gay keep girl boss, that's it is.
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  Speaker 2: They said, oh my gosh, you let us take all
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  Speaker 2: the money from taxes. Why'd you do that? Why did
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: you do them?
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  Speaker 9: Also, this is my girl boss, my girl who.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: Did it exactly. And then with all the businesses, they
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: were like, why did you look into it more? Which
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: is crazy. I love that for them. I love that
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  Speaker 2: for them.
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  Speaker 9: I don't love them leaving their kids, but I love
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  Speaker 9: that for them.
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  Speaker 8: I can't say that they left their kids, but I
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  Speaker 8: do kind of love the una reverse cards that they pulled.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: And they are immigrants, so they really came to this
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 8: country and said, how can we run them dry?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: And they did that, so I kind of see.
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  Speaker 9: Them, proud of them, like proud of them parenting skills.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Those are bad.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: But guys, let's get into the saddest part of the show,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: the end. We're I'm gonna have to let everybody go,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: But before we do, we're talking scammer of the week.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: This is where we highlight once Charlotte, Ted maybe two
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: who are worthy of our praise. Maybe not, we'll see.
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  Speaker 1: Today we're talking about the f to B and the Eye,
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  Speaker 1: who is investigating after a load of jewelry and gems
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  Speaker 1: was stolen from a Brinks truck stop along the I five.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: The truck was parked at the back of the Labac
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: California Flying Jay's. I don't know where that is, but
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  Speaker 1: it's in California late at night when thieves broke in
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  Speaker 1: stole the goods around two a m. This looks hell
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  Speaker 1: of rule. This is like a place I would not
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  Speaker 1: want to be at night. This is like a gas
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  Speaker 1: station where there's always one light that never works all away.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: It's just buzzing like man, yup, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yup, like bad things happen. And there's the dunnies. Oh yeah,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: racherd and I love dunnies.
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  Speaker 1: There's only one attendant, and they are missing a couple
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  Speaker 1: of teeth, and they look at you the whole time
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  Speaker 1: you're in the store. Hey, look like if run'm around
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  Speaker 1: these parts, please please?
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  Speaker 2: Why that look like a church?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 9: I mean that's the style in this part of California.
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  Speaker 1: So those carry it is. Though insurance estimates the loads
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: were ten million dollars, a federal law enforcement source and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: some associated with the International Gym and Jewelry shows said
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: that the total appears to be closer to one hundred
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  Speaker 1: million dollars, and the thieves had about a twenty seven
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  Speaker 1: minute window to bypass the tractor trailer's locking mechanism and
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  Speaker 1: clear out the storage containers full of gems. It's giving
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Oceans eleven very much?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, George, is that you George cloning Julie Roberts. Please?
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  Speaker 9: They were like, we learned so much in the movie
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  Speaker 9: that we just started doing it in real life.
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  Speaker 1: Yet that's what I want for them. Investigators say, though
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  Speaker 1: there was no outward sign of the truck had carried
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  Speaker 1: and there was no reason that it should have attracted
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  Speaker 1: any attention, the lock was not difficult to crack, so
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  Speaker 1: you know, they thought if they kept the truck low key,
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  Speaker 1: like you know, maybe put like some napkins on it
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  Speaker 1: and whatnot. Nobody was going to be looking into it,
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  Speaker 1: but somebody broke into it very easily. Arnold Duke, the
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  Speaker 1: president of Internet Gym and Jewelry Show, displayed the item,
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  Speaker 1: saying we're looking for more than one hundred million documents lost.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: This was absolutely a huge crime when the largest jewelry
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: heists ever. Investigators say photos were taken of the thieves,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: but little information is available and it's still a mystery
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: as to where they had prior knowledge of the load
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: or the seft or not. Yeah, it's give it inside
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  Speaker 1: job because like how did they know to go to
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  Speaker 1: this RinkyDink gas station with the mass like or like a.
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  Speaker 2: Lot of research.
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  Speaker 8: Like I'm gonna be honest, I love like a little
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  Speaker 8: crime movie and all the robbery movies. I'm like, maybe
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  Speaker 8: they just did their homework and they pulled up and
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: they said.
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  Speaker 2: Right, it's giving me look through your trash. It's it's giving.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: They did their research.
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  Speaker 5: They they did the homework assignment, and the knew exacty
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  Speaker 5: they're walking into.
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  Speaker 1: And understood it and understood the twenty seven bit of
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: assignment exactly.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 8: Understood the assignment and see like, haven't we all looked
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 8: at a Briggs truck?
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  Speaker 2: Like haven't we all looked at one of them trucks
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: a little closer? Like we all have? Because I find
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: them fascinating.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: I know. I was like in New York as a
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  Speaker 8: little girl, you would always se those trucks and you
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: would see like armed men and you was just looking
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 8: for a long time. So I'm like, I kind of
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 8: respect it, like a little bit damn thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, hmm, what's in there right? Why you
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: need so much protecting? You know what I mean? And
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: it's always like, oh, you can't break them, like they're
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: super secure. Well they said we broke it home.
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  Speaker 6: So.
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  Speaker 2: They say you thought you thought indeed.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't mind this because jewels are just things
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  Speaker 1: that are stolen from, you know, poor people in other countries,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: lady away so and they're not even precious. There's so
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: many jewels they just released them in spots small amounts
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: to increase the value. So it's really one hundred million
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: dollars or is it just some rocks? You know, like
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: it's some blood diamonds.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm sorry I got Kathy from this random ass
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 8: rural town can't have her jewel, Like, I'm gonna be honest,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 8: I don't really care.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm not going to be out here steless stuff.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 8: Okay, like don't don't cope said, but I don't care,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: Like I just don't care, so enjoy.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: I hope they get away with it. I hope they
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: get away with it and you know, have some nice
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: bling blings and some ring rings. That's where I'm at.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: Lazy low Key's saying, girl, but I just hope that
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 8: they're not dumb, Like, please don't post this to the.
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  Speaker 1: Ground, right please.
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  Speaker 9: The story with diamonds up.
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  Speaker 2: Like big bands you know how we do? Like that's like,
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  Speaker 2: please don't think that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I thought a broke bitsch was calling. It's just
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: you with several diamonds up to your ear. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: keep it to yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Please don't.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, don't lit UZI vern it. Don't put it in
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: the middle of your foe head. We don't need to know,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: we don't want to know. But guys, that breaks us
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  Speaker 1: of a very fun episode. We always ask on this episode,
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  Speaker 1: where would you ladies like to be found? So socials podcast.
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  Speaker 9: Anything you want?
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  Speaker 4: I was like, if I was dead. I literally not.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Miranda Cosgo did the same thing. She was like, oh
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: if we died. Nathan was like in the ditch.
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  Speaker 7: No please, I'm found in a like Louisaton store. No,
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  Speaker 7: it's like the Palace of the Versailles.
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  Speaker 4: At the club. But I mean, where do you want
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: to be found?
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  Speaker 7: I mean we We have our podcast coming out on
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  Speaker 7: August eleventh on Crooked Media. You can listen to it
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  Speaker 2: Mine is at Alisia al y Cia Billy Soul.
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  Speaker 5: And mine is I haven't changed it since seventh grade.
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  Speaker 5: Childish has me no on Instagram, I can't change it.
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  Speaker 6: on Instagram?
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  Speaker 4: So true And if you DM the account and send money,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: we will send feet picks.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Guys has always nitched on your friend's family, enemies, everyone,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: and scam got a spot at gmail dot com. Just
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: make sure the scam is retired so we don't fuck
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: up your bag. If you want to see all the
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: photos so we were looking at today. Scam got a
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: spot on Instagram. I'll be posting them. I'm getting better
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: about doing it all the time, y'all. No promises, okayt
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: all got time disease. Okay, I can't tell time and
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know how much of it I need to
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: achieve classes. Oh no, no, no time time. It's a
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: new one. No please, I'm dropping a new one for
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: the girls. You'll see commercials for it, don't you worry.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: And it'll have lots of side effects when we come
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: out with the time disease drug.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: It's okay because I think I have it too. It's fine.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: I need a sweeping the communities and if you want
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  Speaker 1: to follow me in my shenaniganst d I v A
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  Speaker 9: I think that's all I can announce right now.
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  Speaker 1: So congregation, y'all stay scheming and leave your kids, but
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: leave them with something they could stream to show with. Okay, Goddess.
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  Speaker 1: This has been an ear Wolf production and association with
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  Speaker 1: Team Coco. Scam got his stars and is hosted by
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  Speaker 1: me Lacey Mosley aka Skim Goddess's produced by Judith Cargbo
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  Speaker 1: engineered by Marina Fyis and research by Kaylin Brandt.
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  Speaker 2: Stay Scheming
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  Speaker 1: Has been a teen cocoa production in association with Illwolf