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Show #205 Spicy and Crunchie · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Because fuck you that's why, is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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  Network. Hello and welcome to episode two zero five of b F Y t
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  W shrugging along, shrugging alaw hooray, it's another number slightly higher than the
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  last one. Yes, we can count to five, two or five worth
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  having audience a laws for a plus one. Uh so, as you may
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  be able to tell my my voice is not great because my my cold suddenly
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  got worse last week to an order of magnitude, to the point where I
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  coughed so violently that I have basically shredded my voice. But I'm gonna do
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  my best to mouth juggle these three boys as they as they take part in
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  a three way contest to prove which one of them should be most pleased with
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  my mouth. I came here for the mouth juggling five mouth juggle Who's in
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  Aaron's mouth again? And I can't. I can't laugh too hard it will
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  make me start coughing. So my my laughe has turned into cent Rogan's laugh.
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  Yeah, so enjoy that. But first I will start with our two
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  regular stalwarts before we get to our special guests, who's already made himself known,
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  but whatever, he is a veteran and a podcaster, and as it
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  turns out, he's a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie again for another week of
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  insanity. Yeah, and as always, I like to start off with a
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  question. This might be of a kind of a bittersweet question. Is there
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  anything that you wish you could show to someone who has passed on? Oh?
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  Damn it, I was still gonna say, Penis, has something come
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  out or have you come across something that you really wish you could show to
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  somebody who has left us? Actually, and it's a little self serving a
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  little bit, but I think it would be really amazing to have shown my
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  grandmother this show with all of us doing this, especially when Hori was on
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  your Grandma, Yeah, because she was funny. It's fun to hang with
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  man. She would just like load up like a thermos of Manhattan and just
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  constantly before he into a glass and she would just party. Yeah, she
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  down them all. She was really fun, had a great sense of humor,
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  and I loved hanging with her on the weekends in Canada and stuff like.
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  It was such a good time. Like and I think she would have
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  really appreciated the show and the humor and everything. That's cool. That's cool.
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  Uh, thoroughly agreed and totally understand Uh. Next up, he's a
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  gang ran, a storyteller, and he used to be my youngest friend.
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  Now he's just awesome. It's all gie. Do you like that? You
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  like it? Does that work for you? That one's good? I like
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  that one. That one good that still struggling to find We're still we're still
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  work shopping it. Episodes in he's still having gone there, right, I
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  mean it was right for a while and then it wasn't. The same question,
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  is there something you would like to you wish you could show to someone
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  who has passed on? Yeah? How depressing? No, there are my
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  My father used to be a huge video gamer. He's what made me a
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  gamer, really, and there were just so many games today that I wish
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  that he could have partaked in that I knew he'd absolutely love. He was
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  a huge Final Fantasy fan, so like just some of the iterations of Final
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  Fantasy today, I think you would love like the remake of Final Fantasy Vin
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  and all that Gotcha got you know, that's it's it's really cool, especially
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  if he played the did he play the original plan off. Oh yeah,
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  he played He played them all like, all the ones, all the ones
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  he could get that weren't like not translated from Japanese English. I think you'd
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  find the remake fascinating. I know I didn. And finally our special guests
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  from across the seas but has never left our hearts. It's other than sick.
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  Yeah, yeah, I just have to take a moment and say,
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  our two hundredth episode was so much more awesome with your with your dude.
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  It was so incredible tattling and improvisation. Man, we listened to that ship
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  getting down to what MAGFest, Yes, and oh my god, we had
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  every time you came up. We were just dying in that car. It
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  was so amazing, dude, Like, your performance in that episode was so
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  damn Try consider the fact all I got given was some line from Aaron and
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  just the opportunity to improve as much as I wanted to basically let the leash
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  because I knew would I mean fair well, the whole subtext of it just
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  became a little bit fun to do it. But the idea that he would
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  get progressively more coked up and drunk as it went on was entirely his idea.
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  It played so well. The whole Alan bit was like completely off the
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  top of my head. I didn't even write it down. It was just
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  like, I know what you want me to say. Let's pretend I'm in
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  the booth doing it live, fuck it, let's go thank you so much.
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  So same question, is there something you wish you could show to someone
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  who's passed on? Pretty much most of my life from the age of eleven
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  twelve to my granddad who so they passed away around that time. Never got
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  a chance to see me get a job, get married like that, So
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  where Yeah, most of my life, I'll probably be a chance to show
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  it. And I was a lot closer to him any other family members.
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  So yeah, pretty much if you can see me. Now what kind of
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  state I ended up in? Listen, We're thrilled with you. I'm sure
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  he would be as well. Uh and Leslie, I am your host,
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  Pansy Saron and thank you, thank you both. Thank you. Sit down.
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  You shouldn't clap you leave, you get put that one in. That's
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  for me, the reason I chose this question. So we I got to
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  meet a couple of other local authors at Lilcan and one of them was a
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  gentleman by the name of Lou Patawano. And he writes he's got a couple
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  of series running. One is the one that's pertinent to this. He's got
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  one called The Signs and Signs of Portents, which looks to be like a
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  fantasy adventure in modern times. But his other book is all about this secret
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  government agency called the DSA, and it is basically like, I don't know,
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  it's it's it's like a a like a grittier sort of X Files.
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  And I just know, I know, beyond a shadow of doubt that Jorge
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  would have loved these books. And I mean, I like them, but
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  I wasn't a huge X Files fan. Orge absolutely was. So I'm like,
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  I I wish I could show him these books because I know he would
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  have loved them, and they're they're really good. I really enjoy mister Patawano's
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  writing. So I just wanted to mention it, bring it up, and
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  big ups to Jorge, of course, much love forever. Okay, shall
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  we play some games and have some fun company. Let's into it. That's
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  enough like sentimentality. Let's get to the dick jokes. Yeah, all right,
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  we're gonna start with game one. Game one is broken headlines. I've
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  got three headlines here with all the important words taken out. Our players are
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  hearing these for the very first time, and they're gonna have to come up
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  with words to fill in those blanks to form their own headline. There are
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  two ways to earn a point. If you're actually somewhat close to the actual
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  correct answer, you'll get a point. But more likely, if you can
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  make me laugh, you'll get a point. That's right. Either one works.
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  So let's get started with the first headline. There are two blanks in
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  this one, and you might want to write these down just f y yes.
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  Story number one, The Great Cuban Blank Heist. Thirty people charged for
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  stealing one hundred and forty five tons of blank. Now, these blanks can
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  be the same word, where they can be related, it's up to you.
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  Would you mind repeating that one more time for me, sir? Absolutely,
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  The Great Cuban Blank Heist. Thirty people charged for stealing one hundred and
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  forty five tons of blank. Jeez, And whenever you're ready to go ahead
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  and raise your hand and I'll start calling on you stealing geez. That's so
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  much of what you said, one hundred and forty five tons forty five yep,
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  man, who needs one hundred and forty five tons of anything? I
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  got one? Oh you got it. I got a near answer and the
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  joke cancer Oh, go ahead and crunch yeah, yea yeah. Thinking Cuban
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  wise, I'm thinking that the most logical answer would be the Great Cuban cigar
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  heist. And one hundred and forty five tons of cigars might have been stolen
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  because they are very expensive. They can probably fetch a lot of money on
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  the black market. But that's that's that's the answer I reckon could be the
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  closest. What I think it might be funniest could be a Great Cuban sex
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  doll heist. At one hundred and forty five tons of rubber blow up dolls
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  might have been stolen because party that would be you. You did get a
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  laugh out of me. I'll tell you now your your cigar guess. Not
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  the right answer, not even damn. I would have thought that cigars are
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  light, so one hundred tons would take up so much. I mean,
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  that's a lot, but imagine how much value spunk. Then that's going to
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  be enough space as well, it's about consistency, right, but crunch,
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  he does get a point. He did make me glad, give me and
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  you said you're both ready. Yeah, Steve, you why don't you go?
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  You got your hand up. Awesome, awesome. So Gruncy was very
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  very close. I actually read the real story so I know what it is,
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  and he is on the right track with the sex types of things.
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  So it was the Great Cuban Lube Heist, and it was thirty people where
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  charged was stealing one hundred and forty five tons of lube, trying to make
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  the largest adult slip inside. No, no, you don't think adults slip
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  a man, you don't know what's funny, man, smary. Maybe it's
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  just because we already had a sex thing just now and you're you're just kind
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  of retreading the same ground. That might be it, Yeah, that could
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  be. He really doesn't know what funny is. It's one of those two.
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  It's got to be one, like, right, adult flip and slides
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  in that the name of Jenna James. No always, that's what's funny.
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  Yeah, see, guys, that's what's funny. Jesus. Anyways, well,
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  this has a boat leff for me, well, yeah, guys,
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  no more sex jokes anyways. Fair The Great Cuban streamer heist thirty people charged
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  for stealing one hundred and forty five tons of Street Girl bathwater. Gross all
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  right, yeah, gross, but worth the point. You did get a
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  laugh out of you, Well done. Could you imagine somebody seriously sitting in
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  one hundred and forty five tons of water. I'm pretty sure there's a lot
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  of streamers out there who've done it. Almost I would have. Yeah.
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  Hey, the kind of money you make, I would do. Who runs
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  upon my bath water? The problem is Greenpeace was thought I've been trapped from
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  you back in the ocean if I did it. So, yeah, we're
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  breaking some Geneva Convention rules polluting the water. Turned yes, out of the
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  sorry if you are committing prime. The real headline is the Great Cuban Chicken
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  Heist and they stole one hundred and forty five tons of poultry. Yeah wait,
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  he said no sex stuff? And how hard is it, Like,
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  you're right, that's fair. How hard is it to weigh that many poultry?
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  Like they're all like hurrying around and stuff. Well, depending on what
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  they're used for, I'm assuming they're calling it poultry, so it's probably like
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  for meat. So they probably have each one waded out so they know how
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  many. Oh they're not alive, Well they probably are, Okay, I'm
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  just thinking it'd be hard to keep chicken out. Here's the thing. If
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  you butcher a chicken, you then have to store the meat somewhere where.
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  If it's alive, you don't have to store anywhere. You just have to
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  keep it alive. True. Hey, what the fuck is this CNN?
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  If you want to know, go look it up. Welcome to sixty Minutes
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  with v F tw podcast. I can sit around and talk about the benefits
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  of freezing your chicken. We're true crime podcast. All right, So after
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  one story, crunchy and you have a point. Stevie is still on ZIP.
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  But here's story number two. There's a bunch of blanks this one.
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  So story number two blank aquarium stingray, blank, blank by either sharks or
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  blank. So there's a lot here, and I'll go over one more time.
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  Blank aquarium stingray, blank, blank by either sharks or blank. Firstly,
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  I questioned where you find these stories? This is easy? No,
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  it's not easy. I have to take a lot of blanks out of this
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  one, unfortunately, just because the way it's written. But something happened to
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  this sting Ray and either sharks did it or something else did Steve, he's
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  got his hand up, Stevie, what you got for me? I know
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  the real story, and I'm getting a fucking point this way. Then you've
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  said that, said that every single time, and it has never been true.
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  But I never said I was gonna get a point so before, So
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  this time I'm gonna get the point. All right, all right, give
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  me the shot, all right, Detroit Aquarium sting Ray got pregnant by either
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  shark or is a sexual it can produce itself. Damn it. Okay,
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  that's that's really good, son of a bitch. It's basically mine. It
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  did not make me laugh. That's fair. But you might still get a
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  point. Yay, I'll take the orgy or crunchy. I think oi's got
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  okay. Promiscuous aquarium Stingway, uh, biologically insciminated by either sharks or cequcumber.
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  Cumber, girls ahead and google c cucumber. That that is a that
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  is a point for humor. I did not expect to see cucumber good.
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  I had to change it up. Because he basically stole my I'm like,
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  it's got to be something crazy, like it got pregnant by something but not
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  biologically possible somehow. I don't know what do you got. I have absolutely
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  no idea what the real story is, so I go for the funny here
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  Florida Aquarium Stingray, although for some reason I wrote it down a stink Ray
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  because I can't type properly fast solid marda aquarium Stingray paid hush money by either
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  shot or Donald Trump. He hit me with hush money. Yeah, that's
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  that's a point crunch. The real headline is, how is that not?
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  The first word is a weird word. I don't know why they were in
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  it this way, mateless Aquarium sting Ray, there were there were no there
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  were no males. Yeah, there's no knocked up by either sharks or herself.
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  And Stevie got two out of the three of those pretty much exactly correct.
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  So I'm giving him a point for getting it right for the first time
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  ever this ploring, and he actually did get it right, So good on
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  you say, that's thank you. Fascinating if somehow a shark managed to I
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  mean, there are creatures like I won't get to take it to the science
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  like sixty minutes, more like one hundred and twenty minutes with the b t
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  W. It's either a very freak cancident, or one of the aquarium employees
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  has a lot on it's okay, guys, or somebody has explaining to stop
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  volunteering. I stopped volunteering at the aquarium after that video on YouTube got out
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  about feeding fish, about liking fish sticks. All right, so after everyone,
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  So, after two stories, Crunchy has two points, and he has
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  two points, and Stevie has a single point. But let's see what happens
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  with story number three. This final story has four blanks. They're in two
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  pairs of two. Okay, so so story number three Thieves steal Alabama blank
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  blanks, two hundred foot tall blank blank. Again that's thieves steel Alabama.
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  Blank blanks. But that's an apostrophe. S on the end. Two hundred
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  foot tall blank blank. I got one one? What do you got alright?
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  Thieves steal Alabama? The gay strip clubs two hundred foot tall dildo lighthouse.
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  Nice, I want a dildo lighthouse and yet no laugh. Damn it
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  was that at least rightwhere near I think I know the real answer. Oh,
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  here we go again. I do well, he's one for two,
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  so you never know what this guy. Okay, thieves steal Alabama's state college
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  two hundred foot tall mascot statue. Oh, I mean that's good. Okay,
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  I'll take see if you get a point at the end that's dirty instead
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  of funny. I don't know what's happened to TV, but I don't know.
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  He might be onto something. The answer is he's not high enough.
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  That's that's that's the answer. Really truly, he either smokes or he knows
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  things ethereal plane. He's a Peter dinklinch the game of throwers. He's like,
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  he smokes and he knows nothing. Basically, this is a difficult one,
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  but I'm going to go for the absolute random. So thieves steel and
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  Alabama watering holes. Two hundred foot tall albino squirrel. Oh man, a
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  biny squirrel. I don't know reap at Alabama? You know, I could
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  believe that like a giant of Texas journey to Alabama squirrel. It's like all
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  like, I mean, I almost didn't laugh at that, but you did
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  get a tiny little laugh out of me. So I'm going to give it
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  to you, you weak man. Weak man, I wasn't expecting a squirrel.
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  Squirrel the real answer. And remember, if he's close, he gets
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  a point. Uh. Stevie said, what you said, Stevie? I
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  said, uh, thieves Steel Alabama State College two hundred foot tall mascot statue.
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  Okay, well the real headline is Steve Steel Alabama Radio Stations two hundred
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  foot tall transmission tower. So no, damn what but that's awesome. But
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  how do you steal a transit tower? Coincidentally, five tons of poultry,
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  right exactly. Get enough people together and enough equipment and you can. You
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  can do it. Coincidentally, Patreon, thank you so much. I was
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  able to hire a team to get us a new broadcasting tower so we can
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  transmit bitches. That's why we're so easily connected to Crunchy right now, transmission.
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  We're hiding it with a bunch of chickens. All right. So after
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  three stories, Crunchy has three points, Augie has two points, and Stevie
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  has one point. So technically Crunchy wins the game. But we're doing this
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  a little differently this time. Oh yeah, you're getting episode points for winning
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  the game. You are keeping the points you won from this game and taking
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  them into the next game, and then taking the points you get the net
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  game into the next game. So your points are going to be a running
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  total throughout this episode, just to mix things up and also to add a
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  little bit of strategy to game three. But we'll talk about that when we
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  get there. Uh So, at the moment Crunch he's in the lead with
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  three, Augie has two, and Stevie has won. We're gonna see what
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  happens when we play game two. Game two is going to be a switch
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  through and we're going to come upon that right after this up this program to
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  bring you a newsplash Michael Jackson's ghost scene at a Yankees game. Cinnamon does
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  on the socials at ever Trending Pod. And we are proud members of the
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  Odd Pods media Network. Hey man, Welcome back. It's sign for game
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  two, which means I'm actually gonna step to the side and I'm gonna let
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  Stevie take over. I'm actually gonna take his podium and start playing for his
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  points Stevie got for us awesome. Well, today I brought a little fun
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  game for all of us to play, Well for all you guys to play.
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  I'm not gonna play. I'm gonna attempt the host through this thing,
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  but I have to ask you, guys, are these weird facts about the
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  human body? Or you being stevied? So so today I'm gonna go over
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  here and I'm going to ask everybody the same question. Do you think whatever
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  I'm telling you is a true weird fact about the human body or do you
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  think you're being stevied and I made this up? Say just a clarifying question,
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  correct, Yes, are we talking about human body in general or are
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  you talking about your human body? Because well, when to that, only
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  that you asked that these are all from net geo kids dot com slash gio
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  kids, So these are all from the UK versus of that geo. But
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  since Canci did say something about personal facts, this individual game does have an
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  extra caveat that will get you two points at the end of this game.
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  So this other caveat there is a true fact in here that I did not
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  get from the net Geo kids dot Com, slash uk. One of these
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  true facts, and it is a true one is a personal fact. So
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  at the end of the game, if you can all tell me which number
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  of the question is the one that's a personal fact that I created that is
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  true, you will get two more points at the end of this game about
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  you specifically. Well, it's something I put on here that is a personal
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  fact. Yes, okay, okay, interesting, yes, all right,
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  very interesting. He couldn't win conventionally, so he had his cheat. Basically,
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  I see the conspiracy here as make sure the brit doesn't win. He
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  knows I know all of his weird ship. True. I live with a
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  guy and I feel like I know nothing about him. Nobody knows the Internet
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  that doesn't know about Stevie at this point. It Stevie poops windmills. Yes,
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  it's especially I had like the little seats from like maple trees. All
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  right, so we're gonna go through. I have fifteen of these and everybody's
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  gonna answer all of them. Pretty much all right, So we're gonna start
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  with Aaron. Aaron, is this a weird fact about the human body?
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  Or you being Stevie? Your mouth produces four leaders of saliva a day.
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  I think that's true. I think that one's true. Yeah, all right,
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  Crunchy, do you believe that is true that your mouth produces four leaders
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  of saliva a day? Or you being Stevie? A lot? Fur point?
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  Tell what you said last week because what we said last weekend was you're
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  right? Yes, sorry, I misquoted you. My apologies, thank you.
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  I appreciate it. I can't complain there's too much when there's too much.
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  Yeah, I'll got the side of and say it's true, true,
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  all right, Ai, your mouth produces four leaders of saliva a day?
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  Is that a true weird effect about the human body? Or you being Stevie.
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  I'm so glad I learned the metric system in college. I'm so upset
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  and too high to remember it now, but I think that's correct. It
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  does seem like a lot, but I think that's correct and it's correct.
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  Yeah, all right, Well, everybody, the answer to number one is
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  you be Stevie. The actual truth, according to Neccio kids dot Com,
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  slash uk is the mouse produces one leader of saliva a day. Yeah,
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  that is a lot, and like that seems like a lot, but it
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  also seems possible. It's like blinking, right, you don't think about it,
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  your body just does it. Swallowing saliva is something you just do,
• 29:40
  you don't think about. So forest leaders seemed reasonable, right, Yeah,
• 29:45
  I remember that. This fallowing something you just do. You don't think about
• 29:48
  it, you don't think about it, just do it. Yeah. Sorry,
• 29:52
  So this is pretty much the tone for the rest of this year.
• 29:56
  Already, keep going nobody is all right, We're gonna be starting with you
• 30:03
  on the second one, right up, all right, your brain is sometimes
• 30:07
  more active when you're asleep than when you're awake. Is that true or you
• 30:11
  being stevied. I'm actually going to go straight in and say that's true,
• 30:17
  because a lot of the brain still works, all the body functions during the
• 30:22
  night, So I'm going to say it's active trying to keep you alive and
• 30:25
  shit. So yeah, I'm gonna say true. Okay, Google Aggie,
• 30:30
  do you think it's true or you being stevied? Your brain is sometimes more
• 30:33
  active when you're asleep, depends, I guess but I don't know now because
• 30:42
  now you have me a second guessing myself because of course, yes, it's
• 30:45
  true. Fuck you, I mean that's very answer. It's true. Fuck
• 30:49
  me all right? Erin hunt to you? Do you believe it's true?
• 30:53
  Angry you think it's true? It's true? Awesome and you'd all be correct?
• 30:59
  Oh okay, you got that one. I'm like, all right,
• 31:02
  I'm sleep, have other things to do with sleep. All right, we're
• 31:08
  gonna be starting with you on this one. And to end in adults,
• 31:11
  blood vessels could circle the earth four times? Is that true? Or you
• 31:18
  being Stevied? I think we're being Stevie. You being Stevin on this one.
• 31:22
  Yeah, I've heard about certain organs of ours being pretty long, but
• 31:25
  not that crazy long. No fucking way, that'd be neat but no fair
• 31:32
  enough? Aaron, do you believe that's true? Or ste being Stevie and
• 31:38
  crunchy? I'm appointed the league, so I can. I can lose a
• 31:44
  point and turn it around and probably get it right. Four times though is
• 31:51
  too much, so I'm probably gonna say it would being Stevie. I think
• 31:53
  you're being Stevie as well. Oh right, And to end in adults blood
• 31:59
  vessels could circle the Earth four times? Is real? No points there.
• 32:04
  It's so mess though. I do not want to meet the guy who tested
• 32:12
  that theory, right because I'm calling it a theory because un as I physically
• 32:16
  see someone do that ship, I'm calling bullshit. All right, Right,
• 32:23
  Yeah, I know you're in testing goes like a quite a distance, but
• 32:30
  like blood vessels, I guess that's pretty it's pretty intricate. Want to do
• 32:36
  that? No? Thanks? All right, We're gonna move on to number
• 32:42
  four and we are back to Aaron starting out once severed and achilles tendon can't
• 32:47
  function again? Is that true? Or am you being Stevie? Sorry,
• 32:55
  you're good. They couldn't read some mute fast enough. Okay, dude,
• 33:07
  Uh that is uh incorrect. The tendon can be reattached el Okay, so
• 33:16
  you're gonna say you're being yeah crunchy. The Achilles tendon, if it's severed,
• 33:22
  can it no longer function? Uh? It could easily be reattached.
• 33:30
  But whether it or actually function or not? Ask another question. I I'm
• 33:37
  gonna go out on the lip. I'm gonna say it's true. This one's
• 33:39
  real, all right, Aggie. Once severed an achilles tendon can't function again,
• 33:46
  cannot function again. I think that's true. You think that's true.
• 33:51
  Yeah, I don't know why. I think I read it somewhere, but
• 33:53
  I probably read misinvation. Fair enough, fair enough, You the only one
• 33:59
  that says you were being stevied and it pays off. You are correct.
• 34:01
  I didn't make that up. It can be reattached and it can function again.
• 34:07
  Yeah. I thought I had heard of people getting their Achilles tendons snapped
• 34:09
  and then having it surgically reattached and they were able to walk again. So
• 34:15
  awesome, nice one man, very nice, being intelligent and shit. Yeah,
• 34:21
  here I am thinking of all like Troy and Achilles lore, like mythology.
• 34:25
  Shit, he didn't survive getting his Achilles pastry light to us. Man,
• 34:32
  alright, to have those Greeks whatever, to ostracize everybody all on the
• 34:40
  crutchy, I could get a list number five people give off a sub sonic
• 34:49
  vibration that animals can hear. Is this true or you being stevied? I'm
• 34:55
  sure vibrates can give off vibrates. We leave, I'm I'm told on this
• 35:07
  one. There's there is the possibility that that animals have a highest tend to
• 35:14
  be able to sense that type of thing. But I'm going to say we're
• 35:17
  being stevied. You being stevie in this one. Thank you being Stevie.
• 35:21
  Okay, oh yeah, people give off a subsonic vibration that animals can hear.
• 35:28
  This it's true, or you being stevied. I think it's true.
• 35:35
  I think it's true. Yeah, but I don't think it's true. For
• 35:37
  the reason why we think it is like, we don't just vibrate. I'm
• 35:43
  always cold, that's I was, always are shivering because the vibration is tuned
• 35:50
  up for some reason. I mean, it's that vibration for me and more
• 35:52
  ripples. Aaron, what do you say on this one? Can you repeat
• 35:58
  it for me? Of course, people give off a sub sonic vibration that
• 36:02
  animals can hear. I'm gonna say that's probably true. I think our heartbeat
• 36:16
  can be detected even from miles away a certain species, So yeah, I
• 36:23
  think that's probably true. Fair enough, fair enough? All right? Do
• 36:29
  people give off a sub sonic vibration that animals can hear? That is wrong?
• 36:34
  You'd be stevied. I mean heart beat, it's not a vibration that
• 36:39
  yes, see, I say yes with the context of like something else is
• 36:45
  causing the vibration that what you think it is? Who said they were being
• 36:49
  steed by that Crunchy did? Okay? Point for Crunchy. Yes, Aaron's
• 36:53
  given track too, just just to make sure. Yeah, probably a good
• 36:57
  call because I'll forget to do it or something or give just carry every point?
• 37:00
  Wait all right after sorry, after five of these, I have Crunchy
• 37:07
  at five points, Augie at three points, and me slash Stevie at three
• 37:12
  points. Oh with adding the other stuff right by. Yeah, I'm just
• 37:16
  monitoring the whole high school. I'm just doing this game that works. We
• 37:22
  can check the numbers after the next break and make sure that we're accurate.
• 37:24
  But yeah, one because math and high hi math hard alright? Number six?
• 37:32
  Number six, Augie. Babies don't shed tears until at least a month
• 37:37
  old. Is that real? Or you being stevied? Joe's how much I
• 37:44
  paid attention to my niece's birth. I think that's true. Any think that's
• 37:52
  true? Yeah, I don't think their tear ducks have developed yet, Okay,
• 37:57
  because they wouldn't need tear ducks in the womb. True, Yeah,
• 38:00
  okay, fair enough, man, Aaron our baby. Sorry, I'm sorry.
• 38:07
  I was gonna say I'm fifty to fifty on this either way. Yeah,
• 38:12
  so could I really? But I feel like it's true. Yeah,
• 38:15
  just because if the development works. I got a funny feeling we're being Stevie.
• 38:20
  But I'm gonna say true, cool, cool, awesome, It is
• 38:27
  true, Crunchy, what do you say as someone whose only children has ever
• 38:30
  landed on his chest? I wouldn't be able to tell you for certain,
• 38:34
  but I'm probably going to say there there is a logic to that, so
• 38:40
  I'm I'm probably gonna go true as well. Everybody says it's real, everybody,
• 38:45
  just because there is early development stages for an infant like your their lungs
• 38:50
  and all that. So you're all getting all like logical during this is awesome,
• 38:53
  loving this, we're all learning stuff today. Guys. Well it pays
• 38:58
  off. You're all correct. It is true. It takes approximately a full
• 39:01
  month before a baby develops its tear ducks. I will cry and everything,
• 39:06
  but gets a point there around Yeah yeah, heck yeah, all right on
• 39:13
  to number seven. We're back to Erin most men's left testicle is always a
• 39:17
  little higher than his right. Is that true or you being Stevie. I'm
• 39:24
  sorry say that again. Most of men's left testicle are always a little higher
• 39:32
  than his right, not larger higher. Okay, well, considering that I
• 39:43
  don't think you found this fact on a site called geo kids, I'm gonna
• 39:49
  say we're being Stevie. You think of being Stevie for number seven? Okay,
• 39:58
  crunchy, I mean, I hate to give away your reasoning, but
• 40:01
  fair, that's fair. Do you believe most men's testicles if you found this
• 40:07
  on kids, then I have questions for British I don't it makes sense to
• 40:13
  me, but it does make sense if you really think about it. That's
• 40:15
  okay. I mean I only have a testical issue has been the one being
• 40:20
  bigger than the other two, but now one you didn't notice one is always
• 40:22
  lower than the other. I for some reason, there's something in the back
• 40:28
  of my mind that thinks this is actually true. So I'm going out on
• 40:31
  the limb and I'm going to say it's true. Oh no, real,
• 40:36
  and most men's left testicle always a little higher than his right. I'm always
• 40:45
  one that. For the sake of my sanity, I'm just gonna say we're
• 40:47
  being stevieed, are you sure you don't even want to think about it anymore?
• 40:51
  No, my mind is breaking trying to think, like what what?
• 40:58
  Well, everybody, the answer to number seven, Most men's left testicle is
• 41:01
  always a little higher than is right. You were being Stevie. Okay,
• 41:06
  you're good, and Aaron both get a point. But I'll tell you what
• 41:10
  the testicle left test the right interact. It's backwards south did the right testicle
• 41:22
  is actually had the left correct? And you found this on nachio kids.
• 41:28
  No, no, I should, Stevie. It's not real. No,
• 41:30
  I made that whole thing up that Sorry, not the other side either.
• 41:35
  Awesome, wells uk slash uk. It could be me. I researched a
• 41:43
  lot since Friday. Wait it was Friday, man, as soon as like
• 41:45
  home from school. I'll take your word. All right. We're on to
• 41:50
  number eight and we're gonna start with crunchy. Most women's breasts lactate after running
• 41:55
  a five k without bandages on their nipples. Is that true or you being
• 42:00
  Stevie? I mean, I'm not looking directly at the nipples when they're running.
• 42:07
  Maybe the whole picture, but not necessarily the nipples. No, I'm
• 42:14
  gonna say with being Stevie being steved Oh yee, what say you? And
• 42:20
  nippled actation after running without bandages on those things? I think we're being Stevie.
• 42:24
  You think you're being Stevie h for a very similar reason that Aaron had
• 42:29
  for the last one. That's fair. It's fair, Aaron, what's going
• 42:36
  stevee? Because I know that you can bleed from the nipples after running a
• 42:42
  long distance if they're not and if you mix blood and milk, it looks
• 42:51
  like tomato soup. No, why, sorry, how I might take that
• 43:05
  in your sin? It's so funny? Yeah, I hope to God the
• 43:21
  all right, Well, y'all will be happy to know you were being Stevie.
• 43:24
  Do you all get that one? Correct? That was definitely made up?
• 43:28
  But Aaron, you are correct with that answer that, yeah, if
• 43:30
  you do not bandage them, it's possibility for chafing and bleeding nipples. So
• 43:34
  if you're gonna go run, cover those nips. It's gross and I cringe
• 43:38
  every time I see it. Right, a bleeding Nipples are playing the next
• 43:43
  year their last album sucked While you were on to You for number nine.
• 43:54
  Human teeth are just as strong as shark teeth. Is that true or you
• 44:00
  being Stevie or being Stevie? You, me and Stevie. I think I
• 44:05
  know that one. We're definitely being steviee. Shark teeth are actually more brittle,
• 44:12
  Aaron, what say you on the shark teeth versus the human teeth?
• 44:15
  That the same other way? Human teeth are just as strong as shark teeth.
• 44:22
  I don't know. I August got the clear the advantage when it comes
• 44:29
  to animal facts. I think I got it backwards though I'm not sure,
• 44:31
  but they are different. Pretty sure. I thought it was the same stuff,
• 44:37
  like the same chemical makeup. So I'm gonna say true, saying true
• 44:44
  reluctantly or reluctant true? Yeah, okay? Or or okay? Coo cool?
• 44:50
  All right, Crunchy, what say you? Are teeth just as strong
• 44:54
  as shark's teeth. So when you're saying strength, the question is are we
• 45:01
  talking about the density of them or we're talking about the actual Joel power?
• 45:07
  I think you're pulling with Stevie, but I think teeth are considerably stronger.
• 45:13
  All right, so you think you're being Stevie, Yeah, all right,
• 45:16
  everybody, Human teeth are just as strong as shark teeth is real, Aaron,
• 45:22
  you are correct. I am sorry. You did not get that one,
• 45:27
  right, I get that one, backward, profess so mad, yell
• 45:30
  at them. All right, we're on to number ten. We are almost
• 45:34
  done. All right, number ten? Back to Aaron, I think that
• 45:39
  sounds right. Yep, cool. The left lung is about ten percent smaller
• 45:45
  than your right lung? Is that true? Or you being stevied? Your
• 45:55
  left lung is about ten percent smaller than your right? Um, I don't
• 46:06
  know. I genuinely don't know. Uh. Every time I've seen them,
• 46:15
  like on the posters in the doctor's office, they are exactly the same size,
• 46:20
  at least as far as I can tell, right, But they might
• 46:22
  not be shaped exactly the same way, so it might actually be smaller because
• 46:28
  there's certain dismissing or what have you. I don't know. I'm gonna say,
• 46:37
  yeah, I'm gonna say I'm being stevie, me and Stevie. Yeah,
• 46:45
  all right, crunchy, what's au? The left lung is about ten
• 46:49
  percent smaller than your right long? I could stay the argument could be made
• 46:54
  for women's breath the one was bigger than the other, because that is a
• 46:59
  genuine fact whether he's replaced breast for lung. I'm not entirely sure, so
• 47:02
  I'm gonna say we're being Stevie. You're being Stevie, all right, I
• 47:07
  yee, I think it's true. You think it's true. Yeah, damn
• 47:12
  Aggie's I'll be in like straight up with this. Before I give this answer,
• 47:15
  let me ask you guys something to get the bonus points to get to
• 47:22
  the uh or now's get going real quick. Never mind, Sorry, I'll
• 47:28
  cut that out. Sorry. I was thinking of something else and it got
• 47:34
  me totally backwards. Uh. Left long is about ten percent smaller, and
• 47:38
  you're right long. You said it's true. You guys said you're being stevied.
• 47:43
  The answer is it is true. You get a point. It actually
• 47:46
  is ten percent smaller. The only reason why I logically came to that conclusion
• 47:51
  is because the left side of your chest is where your heart is as well,
• 47:55
  so it for your lung to be a little bit smaller on that side
• 47:59
  makes sense. Damn it. That's fair. That's fair. Never know what
• 48:04
  the spots on. There are five left guys, all right, you're ready
• 48:10
  laugh. According according to my calculations, we are all tied at seven.
• 48:20
  This is getting awesome, all right on the crunchy. The pad of your
• 48:24
  foot can absorb flavors and sense. Is that true? Or you being Stevie?
• 48:32
  Why do I feel like I've heard that somewhere because I told you that
• 48:39
  I'm setting massage use motherfuckers. I don't know. Watch trigger in the back
• 48:51
  of my mind. I'm gonna say it's true. You want to say it's
• 48:52
  true. Yeah, I'm gonna say it's true. All right. Oh,
• 48:57
  the pad of your foot can absorb flavors and sense? Is that real?
• 49:00
  Or you beating Stevie? I think it's I think we're being Stevie. Stevie.
• 49:09
  Yeah, I don't know why. I don't know why either. Something
• 49:16
  about and Stevie something about I'm like butterflies taste with their feet. We don't,
• 49:29
  all right, The pad of your foot can absorber flavors and sense is
• 49:32
  actually real? Yes? You know you actually thinking about it? It makes
• 49:42
  logical sense on the bottom of your feet. No, it really does a
• 49:47
  touch of logic in there. Whatsoever? Think early human barefoot early human migratory
• 49:55
  humans. They'd have to have a way to track where they've been and where
• 50:00
  there. Others are got a name for a specific reason, or maybe people
• 50:08
  just really in the feet. I don't know, man, but there's an
• 50:12
  experiment you can actually try it home, which was on the site. Over
• 50:15
  the night. Put a clover garlic over not put a clover garlic in a
• 50:22
  sock and put it on your foot overnight all morning you're gonna be tasting garlic.
• 50:27
  It actually absorbs through your feet and comes out your mouth and smell it.
• 50:30
  It's fucked up, but it's true. Your blood stream, it's a
• 50:37
  fucking bloodstream in your feet carrying all that ship, but it does it.
• 50:42
  Yeah, all right, Number twelve, we are on to age. Yee.
• 50:49
  If you shave your butt hair it grows back? Itchy? Is that
• 50:52
  true? Or you being Stevie? Come on, man, you cannot leave.
• 51:02
  How do I how do I say this? I don't incriminate myself accidentally.
• 51:10
  This is what the British are teaching their kids. Do you shave your
• 51:15
  butt air is gonna grow back? Itche Hey. These are weird in facts,
• 51:22
  all right about the human body. You usually seen the older episodes told
• 51:27
  them the time ken multi anything. This is true that tankers raises holy Anyways,
• 51:36
  I think we're the excellent alright, we were on the errand do you
• 51:44
  think this is really? God? Let us be being Stevie. Please,
• 51:47
  please, what I'm saying, I am saying for the simple fact that we
• 51:54
  are being Stevie because you were meant to say that you've got these Matto kids.
• 51:59
  However, if this is genuinely true, I want the link to that
• 52:02
  page because I want to see how bad you get to be told. Now
• 52:09
  that's fair, that's fair. Everybody's saying they're being stepid. Well, if
• 52:14
  you shave your butt hair, it grows beck itchy. It's actually true.
• 52:17
  It is real. Funk off, No, it is. And there's no
• 52:22
  fucking way that's that. Now that's real. None of you got it right.
• 52:30
  This is not there's three left. Finish one that you found kids.
• 52:40
  This is the one that's true about him. He just say I think I
• 52:46
  think he was convinced he was a Natio kid. You're feeding me, like
• 52:52
  filming me and tell me it was for a documentary. I wonder what you
• 52:55
  were fidgeted in your chair. It's because you shaved your butthole before you start
• 53:00
  a No, is that the true fact? That's were at the two points
• 53:05
  at the end. Oh my god, so you all got that one wrong.
• 53:12
  All right, Aaron. The human body gives off a tiny bit of
• 53:19
  light that's too weak for the eye to see. Is that real or you
• 53:22
  being Stevie. I'm gonna say real, because we're radioactive in some way artificially,
• 53:37
  we've done it to ourselves. Were now glow in the dark like light
• 53:38
  brightes. Congratulations, exactly, Crunchy, what's the use, sir, I
• 53:45
  think we're saying that the human population is toxic as funny, is why we
• 53:49
  give off the glow? I think there could be the argument that we do
• 53:54
  reflect a little bit of light. So I'm going to say it's true.
• 53:59
  That's so true, okay, And how is the question formed? Because that's
• 54:04
  what's gonna happen. It does. The human body gives off a tiny bit
• 54:08
  of light that's too weak for the eye to see see. That's why I'm
• 54:12
  saying we're being stevieed because reflection of light. I don't think we give off
• 54:16
  light, but I definitely believe we reflect light. So you're thinking it was
• 54:21
  a word play thing, Yeah, I think I think you're trying to be
• 54:24
  a bitch. I think you'll give it a way too much credit for Stevie
• 54:29
  More that's right. I'm gonna be wrong and then I'm going over there.
• 54:34
  Yeah, what the fuck is it even? That's even a real thing?
• 54:36
  You keep making the ship up. I like to Ryan everybody, I'm heavily
• 54:38
  eniborated. So no amount of education I received in the past matters. Not
• 54:43
  all right. The human body gives us out, gives off a tiny bit
• 54:45
  of light that's too weak for the eye to see. Is actually true?
• 54:50
  It does? And get a point there, So I got to look up
• 54:53
  the reason why, because it has to be like some some of our own
• 54:57
  doing like it's not as great as it sounds. It's because we're fucking radioaction.
• 55:00
  I high believe that mountain pitch block. Yeah, it's never all that
• 55:06
  fucking battery acid you drink as a kid. Yeah, it's still there.
• 55:09
  It's that mixed with all the gum you swallowed. All right, we're on
• 55:14
  the crunchy number fourteen. The average person has sixty six billion species of bacteria
• 55:21
  in their rectum in testinum and testinum uh sounded out and test like I said,
• 55:30
  t I U M and testing and testing them rectum and testinestum and testing
• 55:37
  no words, damn you English and your should I should have practiced this a
• 55:43
  little bit better. I'm sorry. So, the average person has sixty six
• 55:45
  billion species of bacteria in the rectum and testinum, in testingum, sixty is
• 55:52
  a very high number. But mm hmm that I say. But I'm not
• 55:59
  gonna say, well, I mean, but but but you say the average
• 56:06
  butt. Now I'm gonna say we're being Stevie. I say that, I
• 56:10
  think that's way too high. You think it's just the number. I think
• 56:15
  it's I think it's a number. But there's there's I can quite believe there's
• 56:19
  bacteria in the aus to warrants that type of fact. But I think sixty
• 56:23
  six million is way too hot looking at up. No, no, no,
• 56:28
  no, technical Oh yeah, what's thee You bacteria? Right? Correct?
• 56:36
  Colonies A bacteria billions does not seem out of the range. You are
• 56:43
  full of bacteria through and through. You got bacteria. You got bacteria in
• 56:46
  your face, motherfucker. Anyways, I think it's true. You think it's
• 56:52
  true. Yeah, And Aaron, I think we're being Stevie. I think
• 56:57
  you very cleverly through in that. You deliberately stumbled on just to throw us
• 57:02
  off and make us think that it was real because I had a word you
• 57:06
  couldn't pronounce rectum. Yeah, in testing them and test no, trust me,
• 57:14
  he can pronounce it. It's been there once, he's been to a
• 57:17
  place. He knows that, forerever, forever. It's in here. It's
• 57:22
  Stevie's new element for the periodic table testing them. So you said you're being
• 57:27
  Stevie. Yes, all right, guys, the average person has sixty six
• 57:31
  billion species of bacteria in the rectum and testing them you're right, you're being
• 57:37
  Stevie. But they do have sixty seven billion bacteria in their belly button.
• 57:45
  Yeah, it's gross, so crunching and air and you both get a point
• 57:49
  there. Sorry, all damn it. You have failed me again because I
• 57:53
  was wrong. But all good news. We're on the last one and you're
• 57:58
  up first. Nerve information traivels at about four hundred kilometers per hour? Is
• 58:05
  that true or you being Stevie? I'm sorry? Could you repeat that?
• 58:07
  Certainly? Nerve information travels at about four hundred kilometers per hour or kilometers like
• 58:20
  distance. It's like what when you get hit by something. It's like a
• 58:23
  fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a second that it takes a break
• 58:27
  to realize you got hit. That might be true. Then I don't know
• 58:30
  in terms of distance how that counts, but I think that's true. It's
• 58:34
  true. Yeah, I know how. I know in seconds because in New
• 58:37
  York we do things by second reason by time. Oh, it takes you
• 58:43
  like five minutes down the road, not a mile down the road. Yes,
• 58:47
  Aaron, what do you think nerve information travels at about four hundred kilometers
• 58:52
  per hour? I yeah, I think that might be true. The fact
• 58:57
  that it's kilometers instead of mile. And you said this was from Coda UK,
• 59:04
  so I think, yeah, I think I think you might be telling
• 59:07
  the truth of this one fair enough correct because the right terminology exactly, it's
• 59:10
  better than not exactly. I don't know. Listen, listen. If I
• 59:15
  don't know it, I'm going to game the game as best I can.
• 59:17
  That's true. Yeah, hell yeah, And onto you for the final one
• 59:22
  of are you being Stevie? The fact that the game in the game is
• 59:24
  trying to gain Stevie is very worried. That's like trying to fucking game a
• 59:31
  tree stump. However, I do believe that that is very plausible, So
• 59:39
  I'm going to say true. You're thinking it's just everybody's saying it's true.
• 59:44
  Well, the nerve information travels at about four hundred klimeters per hour, is
• 59:47
  true. Unless you're Stevie r Ague, then you have to at least half
• 59:51
  that speed. Yeah, so that would be the end of that one.
• 59:53
  You all get a point on question fifteen, which I will turn it over
• 59:59
  to Aaron to finalize. Oh no, I got to ask you guys,
• 1:00:02
  which question bus did you guys think? For two points was the true answer?
• 1:00:09
  The true fact that didn't come from that net geo kids dot com slash
• 1:00:15
  uk. I wonder what could it be? I think the question you need
• 1:00:20
  to ask is does any of us think it's not number twelve? Yes?
• 1:00:22
  Does anybody think it's not number twelve? I left, Hoggie's right, it's
• 1:00:28
  the left. Nobody That one wasn't true. That can't be right. That
• 1:00:36
  great, it would have been amazing, But you guys, if it happened,
• 1:00:37
  it didn't have naturally, it happened after somebody kicked them in the ball
• 1:00:43
  from playing this game today, playing this being Stevie. But yes, you
• 1:00:46
  guys are correct, it is the shaving your ass hair does go back very
• 1:00:52
  Itchy, it is a true fact. This is your PSA today. Do
• 1:00:55
  not shave your butt hair, get a professional done, and get it waxed.
• 1:01:00
  There you go, Wow, that's leave. So Stevie just tell me.
• 1:01:07
  We'll work it out. I think the correct scores are currently Crunchy has
• 1:01:13
  thirteen points, Augie has ten, and me and Stevie have twelve. So
• 1:01:19
  it's still a pretty close game. But we'll figure out whether or not that
• 1:01:24
  those stories are accurate and update you at the start of Part three, which
• 1:01:28
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• 1:02:52
  is time for part three of our little episode here with Crunchy hey my boy,
• 1:03:00
  Yeah, having some fun. It's a three way race and currently we
• 1:03:06
  have checked the scores and it turns out I missed a point for everybody.
• 1:03:08
  So while it does not change the distance between the players at all, it
• 1:03:14
  does update things slightly, so a crunch He actually has fourteen points, Olgi
• 1:03:17
  has eleven, and Stevie has thirteen as we go into game three, which
• 1:03:22
  is make it worse oh yeah, heck yeah, one of our favorite new
• 1:03:30
  games. It's also it's also got a little slightly more complex rules just to
• 1:03:37
  make it fair and different and interesting. So I'm just going to go over
• 1:03:40
  them briefly for anyone who hasn't listened to that particular episode of the show,
• 1:03:45
  or for crunch He's benefit who's just gotten to read them once. Possibly.
• 1:03:50
  Yeah, So I'm going to give our players an object, a person,
• 1:03:53
  or an idea, and you are going to have to make it worse.
• 1:04:00
  There are three rules. First, worstenings must escalate. Your worstening must be
• 1:04:05
  worse than the worstening before yours. If I judge that your worsening isn't worse
• 1:04:11
  than the one before you, you are eliminated. Secondly, you're not allowed
• 1:04:15
  to iterate on someone else's worstening. So, for example, if Stevie makes
• 1:04:20
  orgasms worse by saying that instead of sperm, you ejaculate dust, if Aggie
• 1:04:25
  then says, instead of sperm, you ejaculate spikes, Aggie would be eliminated
• 1:04:30
  because he's just iterating on what CB already did. The third and finally,
• 1:04:34
  and this is the twist for this particular episode, every successful worsening adds a
• 1:04:41
  point to the total value of the item that you are worsening, and after
• 1:04:45
  two players have been eliminated, the single player left standing gets all the points
• 1:04:49
  accumulated for that item. We're gonna do five items in whichever player has acquired
• 1:04:55
  the most points over the course of this game, in addition to their points
• 1:04:59
  that they start with, will win the episode. So crunch is ahead,
• 1:05:02
  but these could be worth untold amounts of points if you can keep going.
• 1:05:08
  That's so cool. I like it. So let's see how you decide to
• 1:05:12
  play it. We're gonna start with the player in last place, which is
• 1:05:15
  Augie. Oh yeah, I want you to make kittens worse. Oh man,
• 1:05:23
  I mean that's an easy one. Kittens are now anthropomorphic and look like
• 1:05:29
  small furry children, but like like anthropomorphic, like cats, the musical anthropomorphic.
• 1:05:40
  Okay, all right, yeah, yeah, I can see why that
• 1:05:43
  would be worth Okay, yeah, that's what I had. That's fair.
• 1:05:47
  Okay, so uh it is it is. It is worse, but not
• 1:05:50
  not not massively worse. No, this can this can be beaten. It's
• 1:05:57
  worth one point right now? Uh steve me? Can you make kittens even
• 1:06:01
  worse? Even worse than man, it's hard. It's the cats thing.
• 1:06:06
  I mean, I don't know. It pretty much stops everything, right,
• 1:06:11
  Kittens worst little fuckers? God damn it all you fucked with me all I
• 1:06:19
  can now see those damn little faces. Ah, instead of shitting in litter
• 1:06:35
  boxes, they need and I I preface this need to ship on people while
• 1:06:44
  they sleep. Mhmm Okay, I am going to say that is a fair
• 1:06:51
  bit worse. Sitting around waiting for you to go take a nap, so
• 1:06:55
  it could on this humanoid looking cat thing, and you can't lock the door
• 1:07:01
  because then your cattle like die or gets sick because a kid or just claw
• 1:07:04
  at it get open the door. Point made, all right, So Crunchy,
• 1:07:17
  can you make kittens even worse? I don't know what's worse the fact
• 1:07:21
  that Stevie came up with that, or the fact that he took my answer
• 1:07:25
  because of it. The hell yeah, I could make kittens worse. They
• 1:07:30
  will always get their way with you because they know your significant other, and
• 1:07:33
  they hold them to gunpoint every time they want food to anything. Okay,
• 1:07:40
  yeah, yeah, that's significantly worse. Okay, so everybody's still in the
• 1:07:49
  game. Kittens is now worth three points, Aggie. Can you make kittens
• 1:07:54
  even worse than that? Yes? I can. I'm just trying to fucking
• 1:07:59
  remember this Doe's name real quick. I can't remember ship. Yeah, so
• 1:08:14
  instead of meowing, they will lit out a very loud airhorn sound. That's
• 1:08:30
  awesome. I'm gonna say that that is not worse than them holding your significance
• 1:08:38
  at one point to get what they want. I think, as bad as
• 1:08:42
  that is, and it does suck just hearing an airhorns randomly throughout the day.
• 1:08:47
  I think it's genuinely worse that they hold your loved one's hostage. So
• 1:08:51
  you'm afraid you're eliminated for this one, damn it. It is still worth
• 1:08:57
  three points and it's gonna be either Stevie crunch you gets to STEVIEE. Can
• 1:09:00
  you make kittens worse than holding your loved ones at gunpoint? Oh? Man,
• 1:09:06
  that's fun? The fuck these little basstards right, this is gonna be
• 1:09:15
  a fun game. Ship Uh, worse than holding your significant oh ship that
• 1:09:21
  isn't knocked over something. Hmmm. Man, uh, that's really difficult.
• 1:09:39
  I signed from damn because that's a lot. I try not to elaborate on
• 1:09:43
  it, and it's really hard. You might have called this one, I
• 1:09:46
  don't know, give me something to or give up. They drowned their litters
• 1:09:55
  after their done jerking off. I don't know, burn that bag just like
• 1:10:05
  fuck it. It felt good. I don't need these little bastards around.
• 1:10:09
  Oh my god, So wait, let me make sure I got this straight.
• 1:10:13
  After they give birth to a litter. If they ever masturbate, they
• 1:10:16
  will immediately kill their entire litter. Yes, and cants a horny as you
• 1:10:21
  know you hear on wine and all the time with those air horns. This
• 1:10:29
  is this is hard to judge. Oh man, Well, wouldn't that mean
• 1:10:34
  there would be less of them? Yeah? I would say they'll probably be
• 1:10:41
  pure cats around, considering how awful they already are. Already awful. It
• 1:10:49
  was a good try. It was a good try, It was a good
• 1:10:51
  grab. It quite good enough. Gonna take guys, I'm just gonna check
• 1:10:58
  around and say, Crunching gets three points, bring him up to seventeen.
• 1:11:05
  You know what I you know what I had name I was looking for.
• 1:11:08
  I was looking for a freaking Bobcat. They all have the voice of Bobcat.
• 1:11:11
  That'd be awesome weight. Yeah, that's what I was. If you
• 1:11:16
  haven't said that out in the tongue of the say that I would have said,
• 1:11:20
  that would have been worse. I was waiting for somebody to say,
• 1:11:27
  they man, but only from their buttholes from now on. And it always
• 1:11:31
  makes a stench. It's always there. You know. You can't once to
• 1:11:38
  come over and talk to you, you know, Okay, anyway, never
• 1:11:43
  mind three points for let's move on to item number two. We're gonna start
• 1:11:47
  with Stevie. This time, Steevie make the classic movie Back to the Future
• 1:11:53
  worse. Oh my gosh, we follow Biff around and instead of Marty being
• 1:12:02
  a dick to people for an hour and a half, ninety minutes of this
• 1:12:08
  dick hole. I don't know. As a standalone, that'd be pretty awesome.
• 1:12:12
  I think I don't think so. I do kind of want to see
• 1:12:14
  that. Really, Thomas Wilson's a funny mother. It would. Don't get
• 1:12:17
  me wrong, It's not a comedy. It absolutely would ruin the show as
• 1:12:20
  is, But as a stand alone that'd be awesome. It does, I
• 1:12:26
  will grant you. It does make the movie worse. So that is there's
• 1:12:30
  a point for Back to the Future and Stem is still in the crumbchy.
• 1:12:33
  The movie now follows Biff around instead of Murty for some reason, can you
• 1:12:38
  make this movie even worse? I won't go so hard so fast this time?
• 1:12:43
  Okay, Brown is played by Etel Musk. Is that why he went
• 1:12:48
  bankrupt? So he said, you weren't going so hard this time? No,
• 1:12:53
  no, no hard worse? The loop ship shots fire that is significantly
• 1:12:59
  worse. Crunchy is still in the game, and back to the future is
• 1:13:01
  now we're two points, Augie. Can you make it even worse than that?
• 1:13:06
  That make Marty's sucker boy? But uh they uh, they explore more
• 1:13:21
  the Stockholm syndrome case going on in the future Biff Casino with Marty's mother.
• 1:13:30
  Oh god, how she's how he's basically blackmailing her, like they go hard
• 1:13:34
  on the Stockholm syndrome there, that she has to be with him to keep
• 1:13:39
  Marty alive. Uncomfortable. See, I mean the first movie, and that's
• 1:13:47
  the one I'm referring to. Just the first one. Okay, didn't didn't
• 1:13:51
  feature that at all. But yeah, and if the timeline changes while Marty's
• 1:13:58
  away, then you know, but would that would that make the movie worse
• 1:14:01
  or could it actually make it better? You know? I never thought of
• 1:14:04
  that, like a deeper exploration of the relationship they had during that time.
• 1:14:11
  Yeah, yeah, I might actually make it better. I think. I'm
• 1:14:14
  sorry, Ship, I fucked myself with that one because actually it said something
• 1:14:17
  would have been good. He doesn't have it. Well, I'm gonna write
• 1:14:20
  this down just in case. Anyway, he's got nothing but positive points for
• 1:14:25
  movies. He can only improve follow me. You are a tough act to
• 1:14:32
  follow there. Well, Stevie, it's your turn to follow that act.
• 1:14:38
  You got to make back to the future worse than replacing God, best of
• 1:14:45
  luck. The whole movie is shot on one of those Fisher Price little clicker
• 1:14:51
  things, so it's got the little slide wheel thing about her tempert scene.
• 1:15:01
  Oh my god, just one like like claimation, almost one frame at a
• 1:15:08
  time, like all the picture reels, like how they used to do the
• 1:15:11
  poor and brought little things and had all the pictures just down it. That
• 1:15:16
  is that is significantly worse. I like, it is the thing and what
• 1:15:24
  it is, I'm gonna say it is. Yeah, that's that's bad.
• 1:15:28
  It's practiced. It was. It was kind of unwatchable as it is with
• 1:15:30
  Elon Muskin there, but it's now significantly worse. So another point, Stevie
• 1:15:35
  stays alive. Yes, at that point, would you be rooting for Biff?
• 1:15:40
  Yes? Can you make it worse than the entire movie p shot on
• 1:15:45
  an instant development camera. About three reels are actually Martin the flight actually getting
• 1:15:54
  it on with his Motherfuck at the problem. Oh, I mean it's a
• 1:15:59
  really worseuse. We all wanted to see it come now, I mean don't.
• 1:16:05
  But it wasn't consensual. Oh yeah, that changes the math and everything.
• 1:16:15
  Damn you didn't say that when you when you know I should have should
• 1:16:20
  will If Stevie gets the point for it, I will be completely fine.
• 1:16:25
  You know what I If you had said that, I would have said,
• 1:16:29
  well, first of all, you know, low hanging fruit, but probably
• 1:16:34
  from the fame f same family tree and everything, and pretty low is it
• 1:16:39
  slammed into that family tree? It's left one that was right, I'm gonna
• 1:16:45
  say it's it's actually worse that it shot on those taky cameras and put together
• 1:16:51
  one per minute time, then adding Matt to the film's plot because it would
• 1:16:57
  all be shot one scene. All right, now, thrust in a little
• 1:17:06
  bit more. I'm dry. Okay. Uh So that means Crunchy is eliminated.
• 1:17:18
  That is three points to Stevie. That's how this works. Fuck what,
• 1:17:25
  I've got your paying attention now with Steve. Al right, the third
• 1:17:30
  item, and we're gonna start with Crunchy this time. Crunchy, I would
• 1:17:34
  like you to make Bob Ross worse. The famous painter of the happy little
• 1:17:42
  trees. He couldn't actually paint, and all of his is actually the worst
• 1:17:49
  you've ever seen. Okay, coming out strong. His paintings were shipped.
• 1:18:02
  The first one is the easiest one. Uh So, I will give that
• 1:18:05
  to you. His paintings are ship so uh ogie, his paintings are shipped.
• 1:18:11
  Now you make Bob Ross even worse. I gotta do this because this
• 1:18:15
  is a joke that Cyber and I always had. He's a Vietnam veteran who
• 1:18:19
  regularly has PDSD moments on camera, and one moment he could be painting a
• 1:18:26
  happy little tree and the next minute he's painting the napalm coming in, but
• 1:18:30
  they're hitting our own troops because they don't care. They don't care about it,
• 1:18:33
  and he just freaks out and it cuts away and it comes back,
• 1:18:36
  and he's like hiding behind his easel with like war paint on. He's like,
• 1:18:43
  we're in the trees, They're in the happy little trees. My god,
• 1:18:49
  he just has these breakdowns randomly. Is that is significantly worse than they
• 1:18:55
  drop in the quality of this O God? All right, it was a
• 1:19:00
  running joke between me and Side. It's a wild one. Oh, man,
• 1:19:04
  I was gonna go all light and ship fuck ye all right, so
• 1:19:11
  now what was it if he has flashbacks and she has PTSD flashbacks and they
• 1:19:20
  don't cut it out sometimes crazy God damn. He's also addicted to meth and
• 1:19:30
  he thinks that all the children and the audience are dealers. I mean he's
• 1:19:36
  addicted to math. Okay, so let's let's start with the audience because he
• 1:19:43
  doesn't have one. Oh he doesn't. No, he never did alone a
• 1:19:54
  children deal. So he's gonna what he's gonna bother the kids trying to get
• 1:20:02
  math. Yeah, the whole like, not throughout the whole time, but
• 1:20:04
  every now and then he gets his dreaded because he needs his ship man,
• 1:20:08
  because methad try to get their stuff from somebody. It's fucking scary. This
• 1:20:13
  is slowly turning into fucking Crusty the clown. It really is kind of fucked
• 1:20:19
  up. I am uh see me. I'm gonna be generous with you because
• 1:20:26
  the instinct is to just throw it away. It's fair. I'm just making
• 1:20:30
  them garbage on the spot. But it would genuinely be worse if he's now
• 1:20:34
  harassing kids in the middle of his show, trying to get drugs off of
• 1:20:39
  them, and they're just crying. So that's a third point for Bob Ross
• 1:20:44
  and all three are still in flight. Crunchy, you've got to make it
• 1:20:47
  worse than Bob Ross being a meth head who now harasses the children who are
• 1:20:51
  suddenly in his audience. He doesn't own any paint brushes, it's whole.
• 1:20:56
  He just paints with his penis there there and there it is, and there
• 1:21:11
  it is? How do you follow? That? Is another point? Just
• 1:21:15
  like that is another point, And I'm not going to go into why it's
• 1:21:18
  worse. It's worse. O. Best of luck? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:21:30
  of luck. He gets his colored paint from his stool. Okay, balliant
• 1:21:42
  try but no, damn, Damn's out. No point, Stevie, your
• 1:21:48
  last chance. This is difficult crutching out. You came out swinging hard on
• 1:21:51
  that second. Yeah, I mean back and forth and paint. It's a
• 1:22:00
  happy little mushroom, so little so I think, where did you think the
• 1:22:11
  pilot's being hung? The only thing I could think that could possibly even make
• 1:22:16
  it worse, And it's very difficult to do, even from Augie's the one
• 1:22:20
  that he got bumped out for. Yeah, it's tough man. He's no
• 1:22:25
  longer painting for the audience. He's a mime acting out that he's painting all
• 1:22:30
  this ship. The way he's doing it, he's actual mime instead, he
• 1:22:35
  is actually trying to do it all is a mime in front of this audience.
• 1:22:39
  I mean, it's again a valiant tray. But no, I don't
• 1:22:45
  think that's worse than suddenly painting everything with his penis an audience for children,
• 1:22:49
  no less. So four points go to crunch That's fair points for me,
• 1:22:55
  the most hard person in the world. Hey, so we're just trying to
• 1:22:58
  give notice to everybody out there. This is Crunchy. You go in with
• 1:23:02
  lights, light strokes, and if you get a little cadmium yellow in there,
• 1:23:05
  it's fine. All right. The views we're gonna move on the views
• 1:23:11
  of this podcast. We're gonna move on to item number four, and Stevie,
• 1:23:15
  we're gonna be in your wheelhouse. The know, Augie, you've got
• 1:23:19
  to try and make mortal combat worse. Hmmm, oh man, I mean
• 1:23:29
  the obvious one, which is to be removed fatalities. Nice, okay,
• 1:23:33
  all right, because then it's no more fatalities. It's just a straight up
• 1:23:38
  fighter. Wow, does it? Does it still have you said? Well
• 1:23:43
  no, you said no more fatalities fatalities, so there are still friendships and
• 1:23:46
  batalities and animate brutalities and all that other stuff. That's no fatalities at all,
• 1:23:51
  no fatality. Yeah, that would that that that does make it worse.
• 1:23:55
  So that's a that's a point. And we're gonna go to Stevie me
• 1:24:00
  every character is behind a paywall. Oh that's real procically is Wait, that's
• 1:24:09
  really You didn't make it worse. You just said how bad it is.
• 1:24:14
  I'm going Forgi's like I'm just gonna throw a little lay up up there,
• 1:24:17
  and then Stevie's like, I'm gonna dug four balls at once. That is
• 1:24:24
  like basketball, significantly worse that all characters know behind paywall. So Stevie stays
• 1:24:33
  worth two points over to Crunchy. Can you make it even worse? See
• 1:24:39
  until you said going all the characters beyond the paywall, I might have to
• 1:24:45
  just say something that I know isn't going to land and will probably get me
• 1:24:49
  kicked off. But More Combat is only ever available for the less US console
• 1:24:59
  the OA. Yeah you can play wait, Derek can play it only I'm
• 1:25:06
  pretty sure he's the only one that owns that's amazing. Uh. That is
• 1:25:15
  absolutely brilliant and it's not gonna eat because yeah it is. That is genuinely
• 1:25:21
  worse. I'll give you that for sure. Three people play with you.
• 1:25:28
  Yeah, and I'm one of them. Yeah. Uh yeah, that's that's
• 1:25:32
  really bad. That's that's really bad. I wish you luck ai. Yeah,
• 1:25:45
  worse than it being on the u YAH only. But damn, it's
• 1:25:51
  an exclusive. Can I just take but this place for me for not going
• 1:25:56
  dark? I appreciate that. I knew. I'm thinking in future episodes,
• 1:26:01
  I'm going to add the rule no more low hanging crewit like racism, pedophilia
• 1:26:05
  and stuff like that. No, we'll just leave that out. You got
• 1:26:10
  to be creative, creatively worse. Yeah, yeah, which making it an
• 1:26:15
  UYA exclusive. Uh, it now has to be played on three discs.
• 1:26:30
  That's dirty. You have to swap between them like Final Fantasy. I'm gonna
• 1:26:39
  say that's not worse than being locked to the UYA for all eternity. No,
• 1:26:44
  I mean, I live through the through the nineties. I just swapped
• 1:26:46
  a whole bunch of times for a whole bunch of games, and I didn't
• 1:26:48
  hate it that much, certainly not certainly, not more than I hate the
• 1:26:54
  area all right, So no point and Augie is eliminated. It is just
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  now, Stevie, can you survive? Can you make it worse than being
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  an Uya exclusive? No matter what you do, all your controls are all
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  inverted, not just up and down, like all of your buttons are all
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  fucked up. You cannot remap any of that ship. Good luck playing well
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  combat motherfucker. Yeah, even on the UA, it's practically unplayable. It's
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  unplayable. Yeah, I'm gonna say that's worse. That would genuinely, even
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  if it wasn't exclusive, that would be pretty freaking horrible. Crunchy, you've
• 1:27:35
  gotta beat that fucking hell. Yeah, fly that was that was a good
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  call playing to win. I'm trying to think, uh, worse than all
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  the buttons being inc be mopped. Your grandparents will always be able to beat
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  you on it. I like it, but it's it's not worse than.
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  Yeah, I couldn't be that. I couldn't be making it completely unplayable,
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  whereas adding it to the practically did the same thing. Uh so uh,
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  the only thing I could think of was it only has two characters, and
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  they're Jerk and Tie, the two characters that nobody in moral combat loves.
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  Who wants to bring back? Ever? That was That was the best I
• 1:28:43
  could come up with my stupid brain. So that's four points to Stevie.
• 1:28:47
  He's going to get comeback. It is actually it is actually a close race,
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  but only for two of you. Ogi is still on eleven, Crunchy
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  is on twenty one, and Stevie's on twenty. It is a one game.
• 1:29:04
  Wow, very likely, very likely. Whoever takes this last one is
• 1:29:11
  going to determine the winner. We're going to start with Stevie and STEVIEE.
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  You have to make pizza worse. Pizza worse, yep, make pizza worse.
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  The only pizza that mankind knows it's Chicago Deep Dish and that's it.
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  Okay, only Chicago Deep Dish Pizza exists, New York. Can you make
• 1:29:45
  it worse than that? I mean, I've never sumpled Deep Dish pizza,
• 1:29:49
  but it's like a lot. It's soup. Yeah, it's a bowl with
• 1:29:55
  tomato soup and in I'm not against that. Some people love it. No
• 1:30:06
  option right now, but we're New York style pizza, so we like it
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  super thin, like we're exact opposite, right, So worse than deep dish
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  pizza. You will never be able to get any type of meat again,
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  it will be jackfruit toppings. It can only be topped with jackfruit. You
• 1:30:30
  know what, Well, I'm still in this jack fruits, the one that
• 1:30:32
  kind of tastes like meat. I don't know, I've never had Aaron's gonna
• 1:30:41
  research. I'm gonna google something real quick, because this determines whether Crunchy stays
• 1:30:45
  in the game or not. Oh geez, please hold we hostly, it
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  matters that much. We have to research. This is why we need a
• 1:30:53
  staff on hanf that just do research on the side, like I can't do
• 1:30:56
  that. We need an intern, is what we and in turn we do
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  almost The other question is my specific word was it can only be able tops
• 1:31:05
  with jackfruit? Does that mean that you don't have any cheese either? Correct?
• 1:31:11
  Top? Well, considering I mean I've seen deep dish pizza without cheese,
• 1:31:15
  yeah, I guess you have yeah, yeah, right. Yellow jackfruit
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  has a subtly sweet flavor, often described as a combination of banana, apple
• 1:31:28
  and mango. Young green jackfruit, on the other hand, has a neutral
• 1:31:32
  flavor and textures similar to shredded meat, making it a popular meat substitute in
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  savory dishes. Crunchy, I'm gonna say that's not as bad as Stevie's change.
• 1:31:43
  I'm afraid Crunchie is out. So here's the deal. If Stevie wins
• 1:31:49
  this, he'll win the game. If Aggie wins this, unless it's worth
• 1:31:56
  more than eleven points, Crunchy wins. Crazy. This is awesome. Why
• 1:32:06
  Oggie, you have to make pizza worse than only being allowed to have Chicago
• 1:32:13
  Deep Dish so raw, I'd bestipated forever. You know the crust to pizza,
• 1:32:20
  right, No, it's made out of yeast. Right? You know
• 1:32:25
  where the yeast comes from? No, you don't do that. Ask your
• 1:32:29
  girlfriend. Yeast infection pizza, yeast from women to rise the bread for pizza.
• 1:32:38
  Ah No, okay, yeah, that's really bad. That's really bad.
• 1:32:45
  God damn you forced by had I'm sorry I brought in New York.
• 1:32:53
  I'm sorry straight for the touchdown. Now over time? Wow, zero eight?
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  Please tell me how right I am? You know how it is,
• 1:33:10
  Stevie, you got to make pizza worse than that, which I will not
• 1:33:13
  repeat Yeah, that's fair. You don't have to. You don't have to.
• 1:33:19
  It's biological, guys, get over it. They make cheese, all
• 1:33:26
  right? That was good. That was great, crunch I wish I had
• 1:33:30
  the right sound bite for that. God make worse than that. Everybody is
• 1:33:40
  required to make only homemade versions of their pizza and it has to be from
• 1:33:45
  a family member that's not going to do it. I couldn't think of anything
• 1:33:54
  else. No, I'm afraid it's no one going to do it. That's
• 1:33:58
  fair. So Ogie wins that one gets two points, but not enough by
• 1:34:01
  one point. Crunchy is our winner there. Tell you guys, at least
• 1:34:08
  I fall through at the end. Yeah, I love you so much.
• 1:34:13
  I will give you a special motor boat and you can come. But what
• 1:34:16
  I'm telling you now, write that down wait for you at five K and
• 1:34:24
  then getting your rise joke was absolutely brilliant. Yeah, I got that one.
• 1:34:30
  You're devastating comedy genius and I love you. So that's gonna be it
• 1:34:34
  from us, Crunchy, do you have anything that you want to plug?
• 1:34:40
  Just Augie and Stevie's itchy butm holes after they've shaved This weekend baby, this
• 1:34:45
  weekend I gotta shave. Maybe maybe I'll wax instead. We'll take the waxing
• 1:34:53
  now. I just want to say thank you very much for having me again.
• 1:34:55
  It's always a pleasure to get to chat and talk with you guys.
• 1:34:58
  So it's not yea man, this was serious fun. I loved every minute.
• 1:35:01
  Thank you so much, sir. Pleasure, always pleasure, the pleasure.
• 1:35:08
  I apologized for trying to kill you. One't run, it's on.
• 1:35:12
  That's not your fault. Nothing. We don't deserve sinus infection from hell in
• 1:35:18
  any of it that is going to be for us. You can catch me
• 1:35:26
  on all the social media's at Pencils Aaron. You can catch Stevie at mid
• 1:35:30
  Smoke. You can catch Aggie at Oggy Doggy zero eight. And where can
• 1:35:35
  people find you Crunchy normally in the back of the supermarket fisting the waitress.
• 1:35:44
  No, just find me on Instagram. It's true. The security team,
• 1:35:50
  Yeah, you filmed it. Give my artistic out there things. What that
• 1:36:01
  was my special bubb Roth. You can catch all the cool things us and
• 1:36:11
  our friends are doing in their website, which is b f y twpod dot
• 1:36:14
  com. You can send us emails at b fy tw Podcast at gmail dot
• 1:36:17
  com. You can also runto our contact us section on our website. There
• 1:36:23
  you'll find a voicemail budget. You can leave us voicemails. You can you
• 1:36:26
  leave Crunching a voicemail if you want. We might forward it to them,
• 1:36:29
  we might not spend about it. And uh, yeah, you can check
• 1:36:36
  out all the cool things us and our friends are doing. We're always posting
• 1:36:39
  about the cool stuff that the people near and dear to our hearts are doing.
• 1:36:43
  And we try and you know, push up our friends as they elevate
• 1:36:46
  us all the time, so it's appreciated. Yeah, and uh, I
• 1:36:53
  literally can't do this outro, Like my brain is just completely fried. Just
• 1:36:56
  tell them like, by I've gotten let's go. That is going to be
• 1:37:02
  it from us and why because fuck you, that's why.