Latest / The Joe Show / 9AM Hour (11-12-2026)
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- 0:00Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
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- 0:09Speaker 2: The Joe Show has all the news and info you need.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Top stories at the top of the hour with Katie Summers.
- 0:15Speaker 3: And in case you missed it, it just happened this morning.
- 0:18Speaker 3: Jensen Wong, he has resigned as NVIDIA president and CEO,
- 0:23Speaker 3: effective immediately following the recent affair and scandal surrounding it.
- 0:29Speaker 4: Well, Katie, it's not the... So he also had one
- 0:32Speaker 4: that was not just with the woman who was the
- 0:34Speaker 4: Chinese spy. He also had it with somebody who was
- 0:37Speaker 4: internal to the company as well.
- 0:39Speaker 5: Oh, on top. Yeah.
- 0:41Speaker 4: So it was somebody who was also on the board
- 0:44Speaker 4: as well that he was fooling around with.
- 0:46Speaker 5: Did they resign? Let's see. Who cares?
- 0:50Speaker 1: Let's move on.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
- 0:52Speaker 3: So this is the Walmart Supercenter in Oldsmart.
- 0:55Speaker 1: This is by Walmart. Walmart.
- 0:57Speaker 3: They were evacuated yesterday due to carbon monoxide exposure. The
- 1:02Speaker 3: Palm Harbor Fire and Rescue, they were on scene. All
- 1:04Speaker 3: of the employees and customers were evacuated. Now, the incident
- 1:07Speaker 3: was initially reported as a gas leak, but officials later
- 1:10Speaker 3: confirmed that it was carbon monoxide.
- 1:12Speaker 2: It was detected in the building. That's scary.
- 1:14Speaker 3: And they said because the facility is huge and the
- 1:18Speaker 3: ventilation process is very extensive, they had to get everyone
- 1:21Speaker 3: out there for a while, so it's all aired out.
- 1:23Speaker 1: It's all good.
- 1:24Speaker 2: You can go back to shopping.
- 1:26Speaker 3: So Detroit's Department of Transportation is investigating a viral video
- 1:31Speaker 3: showing two horses boarding a city bus.
- 1:34Speaker 6: Listen.
- 1:35Speaker 1: Yes, it actually happened.
- 1:37Speaker 7: DDOT says two horses were allowed to walk through a
- 1:41Speaker 7: bus pulled over at a stop. You got to see
- 1:43Speaker 7: this video. You can see it happen right here in
- 1:46Speaker 7: this video. It's obviously gone viral for obvious reasons. There
- 1:49Speaker 7: they are getting on the bus. The agency says it's
- 1:52Speaker 7: taking steps to address this because it doesn't match DDOT
- 1:56Speaker 7: policy and could make the ride unsafe or uncomfortable for passengers, obviously.
- 2:01Speaker 3: So it was actually Urban City Cowboys co-founder. This guy
- 2:04Speaker 3: owns a business. His name is Jordan Williams. He was
- 2:07Speaker 3: the one who led the horses onto the bus.
- 2:09Speaker 1: He had a very expensive blanket on him.
- 2:11Speaker 8: Right.
- 2:11Speaker 1: Yes.
- 2:12Speaker 3: He said that he got the driver's permission. I've heard
- 2:14Speaker 3: kind of conflicting reports about that. But he said that
- 2:17Speaker 3: he hopes officials will review the incident with humor, inviting
- 2:21Speaker 3: them to, quote, come out to a rodeo.
- 2:23Speaker 1: As someone who has been on that bus? Yes. That
- 2:27Speaker 1: is the... Least of their issues.
- 2:31Speaker 2: And they were quick in, quick out. No nonsense.
- 2:34Speaker 1: Guarantee you some of those people on that bus didn't
- 2:35Speaker 1: even realize they probably see a horse on that bus
- 2:39Speaker 1: every day.
- 2:42Speaker 3: And finally, ABC has announced Can You Hide Shaq? It's
- 2:47Speaker 3: a new competition series starring Shaquille O'Neal, who is 7'1.
- 2:52Speaker 3: So there's eight contestants and they're going to attempt to
- 2:55Speaker 3: conceal this NBA legend on the streets of Dallas. Nicole
- 2:59Speaker 3: Byer is the host. And then the contestant who successfully
- 3:02Speaker 3: hides Shaq will win the Shaq Pot Prize. It premieres
- 3:06Speaker 3: on ABC December 3rd. Where would you hide Shaq?
- 3:09Speaker 2: In a well? Yeah, he's so big. I'm trying to
- 3:12Speaker 2: think something deep.
- 3:15Speaker 5: You know those ball pits at Walmart?
- 3:17Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Could you do that?
- 3:19Speaker 5: Like, hide him in the center?
- 3:20Speaker 2: He's seven feet one. I don't know if he'd be
- 3:23Speaker 2: hidden in that. I don't know. I say, well, Jed
- 3:31Speaker 2: says a ball pit. Ashley says, no idea.
- 3:34Speaker 5: I would keep your farts in a cologne bottle and
- 3:36Speaker 5: spray it on me every day.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Oh, God, I remember that.
- 3:40Speaker 1: That was a good one.
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- 3:51Speaker 1: We've got to get ready for The Secret Sound. If
- 3:53Speaker 1: you want to call in now, 800-409-9393. We'll play a
- 3:56Speaker 1: talkback and hopefully get a winner in that.
- 4:01Speaker 2: 933-FLZ.
- 4:02Speaker 1: The Joe Show's $ 10, 000 Secret Sound. Powered by Anna Jarr
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- 4:11Speaker 1: We'll play that talkback and then we'll take one phone call.
- 4:15Speaker 1: If we get a winner, people have asked, so what
- 4:18Speaker 1: happens if the TalkBack winner wins? What happens with the
- 4:22Speaker 1: person who's on hold? Well, as of right now, unless
- 4:26Speaker 1: it gets to $ 10, 000 exactly, we have $ 10, 000 to give away.
- 4:31Speaker 1: I've got sound number two ready to go. So if
- 4:35Speaker 1: we get a TalkBack winner right now, which I hope
- 4:38Speaker 1: we get, I want you to win. The person who's
- 4:43Speaker 1: weighed in on hold, they'll have a shot to win
- 4:45Speaker 1: $ 1, 000 with a brand new sound. So right now, though,
- 4:48Speaker 1: it is $ 2, 500. $ 2, 500 could be yours. Here is the sound.
- 4:52Speaker 1: Then we'll play that. All right. Here we go. This
- 4:56Speaker 1: is Luz from Land O'Lakes.
- 5:11Speaker 9: And I believe the secret sound is when you rip
- 5:13Speaker 9: the paper from a lint roller brush.
- 5:24Speaker 1: That's not it. Is that what you were thinking?
- 5:27Speaker 2: Once she said it, I was like, maybe that is it.
- 5:31Speaker 5: It's not.
- 5:32Speaker 2: Good guess.
- 5:32Speaker 1: Katie has the best reaction. She's always like, oh, yeah.
- 5:37Speaker 1: I know.
- 5:38Speaker 2: I just want someone to win this.
- 5:44Speaker 1: Hi, Bianca. Hello. You think you know what the secret
- 5:49Speaker 1: sound is? I think I do. What would you do
- 5:55Speaker 1: with the $ 2, 500 if you won?
- 5:58Speaker 6: Oh, my cat just had surgery, so it would go
- 6:01Speaker 6: a long way.
- 6:01Speaker 1: Yeah. What's going on with your kitty? Is everything okay?
- 6:07Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, probably the only cat that you'll ever
- 6:09Speaker 3: meet with a sex change, but he had.
- 6:11Speaker 1: To get that done due to some kidney stones, and yeah.
- 6:16Speaker 9: God.
- 6:17Speaker 2: Never knew cats could do that. I know they're great,
- 6:21Speaker 2: but hey, maybe every life they come back another cat.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Nine lives and two genders.
- 6:24Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:25Speaker 6: Exactly.
- 6:27Speaker 1: All right, Bianca, let's see if you are a winner.
- 6:32Speaker 1: What is the secret sound?
- 6:35Speaker 6: It sounds like aerosol to me, so I'm going to
- 6:37Speaker 6: say a whipped cream can.
- 6:42Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a prize pot of $ 2, 600. Bro. Dang.
- 6:53Speaker 1: That was a great guess. Honestly.
- 6:56Speaker 9: I don't know what it is, but I feel like that,
- 6:59Speaker 9: it could, yeah.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Listen, that was great.
- 7:00Speaker 1: $ 2, 600 could be yours tomorrow. Tomorrow, $ 2, 600. Number one and
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- 7:14Speaker 1: the complete version. We had a little bit of a
- 7:17Speaker 1: technical difficulty this morning at 7.30. The complete version will
- 7:21Speaker 1: be played at 9.35. And just so that people don't
- 7:25Speaker 1: get mad and go, what the hell? That wasn't a
- 7:27Speaker 1: complete version. I said it when it happened. I'll say
- 7:30Speaker 1: it again. Only about 20 seconds of it did not
- 7:35Speaker 1: end up playing. It was only about 20 seconds. But
- 7:39Speaker 1: you'll hear the 20 seconds in the completed version at 9.35.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Jed had a little bit of a tough morning this
- 7:51Speaker 1: morning with the listeners. Yeah. It was Jed versus the
- 7:54Speaker 1: texters and callers at 8 a.m. this morning.
- 7:58Speaker 2: Conversation took a turn.
- 7:59Speaker 1: Yes, it did.
- 8:01Speaker 2: Sharp left turn.
- 8:03Speaker 1: So, Jed, let's talk about this, because I don't think
- 8:08Speaker 1: that people can get mad at you during this.
- 8:13Speaker 5: Seen crazier things happen, but yeah.
- 8:14Speaker 2: Let me get the text line up.
- 8:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 8:15Speaker 2: All right.
- 8:19Speaker 1: You say that you shop differently when you go into
- 8:22Speaker 1: certain places.
- 8:23Speaker 4: I think everybody does. Because when you go into Target,
- 8:27Speaker 4: you're like, oh, I'm just going to grab these two things.
- 8:29Speaker 4: For example, last night, oh, I'm just going to get soap.
- 8:32Speaker 4: Now I walked out with, you know. ice cream and
- 8:34Speaker 4: a few other things too, of course. But when I
- 8:37Speaker 4: go to Publix, I only shop for groceries. Like I'm
- 8:40Speaker 4: not going to get anything else. I have my grocery list.
- 8:43Speaker 4: I'm getting my stuff for the meal prep and sticking
- 8:45Speaker 4: to it. Same thing applies with Costco. I know that
- 8:48Speaker 4: I'm only going to buy certain items at Costco, water,
- 8:51Speaker 4: toilet paper, paper towels, and like maybe toiletries. Like that's
- 8:57Speaker 4: my Costco run or meats. Meats too is what I
- 9:00Speaker 4: get at Costco because they're a lot cheaper. I only
- 9:03Speaker 4: go in to buy certain, like my mindset is different.
- 9:06Speaker 4: Whereas Target, Costco, completely different mindsets. I know the exact
- 9:10Speaker 4: route I'm going to take when I go to Costco
- 9:12Speaker 4: and I want to be in and out in less
- 9:13Speaker 4: than 20 minutes. When I go to Publix, I'm going
- 9:16Speaker 4: through the list. Oh, do I need to get cumin? Oh,
- 9:18Speaker 4: do I need to get paprika? Oh, do I need
- 9:20Speaker 4: to get salt? What other items do I need? It's
- 9:23Speaker 4: a little bit more regimented.
- 9:25Speaker 2: You're lollygagging Target.
- 9:27Speaker 9: Like, all right, I'm going to head over to the
- 9:28Speaker 9: kid's house, see what they got on hand, make a book.
- 9:31Speaker 2: I get that.
- 9:32Speaker 3: Costco is amazing. Very slippery slope. very because if you
- 9:36Speaker 3: don't have a list or a game plan you're gonna
- 9:38Speaker 3: be rolling out your groceries in one of those pallets
- 9:40Speaker 3: and it's like six hundred dollars or.
- 9:42Speaker 4: You might get sucked into one of those deals where
- 9:44Speaker 4: you have the salesperson that's trying to sell you a
- 9:46Speaker 4: like a sleep number mattress or whatever like i do i'm.
- 9:49Speaker 5: Like yeah right i'm gonna give this a.
- 9:52Speaker 1: Whirl hey who's this.
- 9:55Speaker 6: Hey is that 93?
- 9:57Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
- 9:58Speaker 2: What's up?
- 10:00Speaker 8: Hey, I'm calling about the secret sound.
- 10:02Speaker 2: Did you hear us tell you to call in for it?
- 10:06Speaker 8: Uh, yeah.
- 10:08Speaker 1: All right, what do you think the sound is?
- 10:12Speaker 8: Well.
- 10:12Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you think the sound is?
- 10:18Speaker 6: I don't... I think it's like when you ride on
- 10:23Speaker 6: a chalkboard.
- 10:24Speaker 5: Oh.
- 10:26Speaker 6: That is correct.
- 10:27Speaker 1: Bitch, you gifted.
- 10:29Speaker 5: We have a.
- 10:30Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding. No. That is not it.
- 10:34Speaker 4: All right, goodbye.
- 10:36Speaker 1: Not the time to call in. You call in on
- 10:38Speaker 1: the tense.
- 10:39Speaker 2: Mind my gears.
- 10:41Speaker 1: When you do that, guys. But 800-409-9393, do you shop
- 10:43Speaker 1: differently if you go to places? I do not. I
- 10:46Speaker 1: don't make lists. I like to go in. I like
- 10:48Speaker 1: to not... Lined? Ooh. I don't make a list anymore.
- 10:51Speaker 2: Oh, I have a list for every store that I go.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Only time I ever have a list is if like, uh,
- 10:54Speaker 1: Alyssa has a certain thing she needs for like dinner
- 10:57Speaker 1: or something like that. Right. Like it, she makes, I,
- 11:00Speaker 1: I clean, uh, I will go and run over and
- 11:03Speaker 1: grab it. That is the only time I have a
- 11:05Speaker 1: list though, because then I know exactly what to get.
- 11:07Speaker 1: If I'm going in, even if I know what I'm
- 11:10Speaker 1: going to make, like I make good crock pot stuff.
- 11:13Speaker 2: Okay. Man, you just raw dog it.
- 11:16Speaker 1: I just kind of like, I look at what, what,
- 11:18Speaker 1: Is online. And then it's so much more fun to
- 11:21Speaker 1: do that, Katie. It's so much more.
- 11:23Speaker 2: It's not.
- 11:24Speaker 1: Yes, it is. It feels entirely different to go into
- 11:28Speaker 1: a grocery store without a list.
- 11:32Speaker 2: Katie, look at my list. Look at that. I have Walmart, Publix,
- 11:35Speaker 2: and Whole Foods. I have it all separated. I do
- 11:37Speaker 2: the same thing, too. Certain things from certain stores.
- 11:42Speaker 6: No.
- 11:42Speaker 1: And that's the other thing, too, by the way.
- 11:45Speaker 2: You're a one-stop shop guy.
- 11:46Speaker 1: If I go somewhere and they don't have it, Unless
- 11:49Speaker 1: it is in the same exact shopping center.
- 11:52Speaker 6: Instacart.
- 11:54Speaker 1: I'm not even going to Instacart. You know, I've never Instacarted.
- 11:56Speaker 5: Good for you.
- 11:57Speaker 8: Yeah, good.
- 11:57Speaker 2: I've never done it either.
- 11:59Speaker 1: I just asked so well. They don't have it.
- 12:03Speaker 10: No.
- 12:03Speaker 1: If they don't have it, they don't have it.
- 12:04Speaker 9: I have a game plan. So I go to Walmart
- 12:06Speaker 9: because I know I'm not going to get anything cold.
- 12:07Speaker 9: So I can sit in the car because it's just
- 12:09Speaker 9: like soap or water. And then the next spot is
- 12:11Speaker 9: Whole Foods because I don't get anything cold. It's just
- 12:13Speaker 9: like granola and things like that. And then I go
- 12:16Speaker 9: to Publix because I'm going to get my fruit and
- 12:19Speaker 9: my produce, all of that.
- 12:21Speaker 2: So it's just like I literally have like a street
- 12:23Speaker 2: that I just take. And I'm like, okay, this is
- 12:25Speaker 2: my plan.
- 12:25Speaker 1: It's a route.
- 12:25Speaker 2: I like that.
- 12:26Speaker 5: Yeah, come on.
- 12:28Speaker 1: You got to be a little bit more responsible of
- 12:30Speaker 1: a shopper, Jo. Now if I go to Target— Yeah,
- 12:33Speaker 1: if you go to Target, I mean, oh, my God.
- 12:35Speaker 1: If I go to Target, let me tell you something
- 12:37Speaker 1: right now. Why would I make a list? You can.
- 12:41Speaker 1: You can. No, you can't. At Target, that's the last
- 12:44Speaker 1: place you want to have a list.
- 12:44Speaker 2: You can, but you never stick to it.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Going to Target is like a haunted maze, but with fun.
- 12:50Speaker 1: You don't want to go into a maze with a map.
- 12:52Speaker 9: Target is like Toys R Us for us now.
- 12:54Speaker 2: Because you go in there and it's just like you
- 12:56Speaker 2: want to grab everything.
- 12:56Speaker 1: 100%. That's what I need.
- 12:59Speaker 5: And the Legos. Oh, my God, man.
- 13:01Speaker 3: How about you have like a guided tour through Target,
- 13:03Speaker 3: but if you want to do a little side quest.
- 13:05Speaker 1: No, I don't even want that.
- 13:07Speaker 2: Just all side quests.
- 13:08Speaker 5: So what happens when you go shopping with Alyssa?
- 13:11Speaker 1: We walk in. There are three targets that we go to.
- 13:16Speaker 1: One off of Delmabry, the super target. Super target in Clearwater.
- 13:20Speaker 1: And then there's one off 4th Street in St. Pete.
- 13:23Speaker 1: We will walk in depending on where it is. I
- 13:27Speaker 1: will beeline it to the toys in the video games.
- 13:29Speaker 1: She will turn left. And I think all of them
- 13:33Speaker 1: go get the soaps and the whatever we need to
- 13:37Speaker 1: get paper towels. She'll do all of that. She will
- 13:40Speaker 1: meet me in the toy section in about 20, 25 minutes.
- 13:44Speaker 1: I will have my toys if I decide. Not toys.
- 13:46Speaker 1: They're toys. They're action figures.
- 13:48Speaker 2: They're dolls.
- 13:50Speaker 1: The last thing I do is buy a doll, Katie.
- 13:52Speaker 1: Be real.
- 13:52Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Maybe a video game. Maybe a video game case. Then
- 13:57Speaker 1: I'll get hit with a you don't need that. saving
- 14:00Speaker 1: our money.
- 14:00Speaker 10: And he looks at her like we don't need produce
- 14:02Speaker 10: I work hard for my money I don't tell you
- 14:07Speaker 10: how to spend your money we get in a little
- 14:09Speaker 10: bit of an argument with.
- 14:11Speaker 1: That but you walk out with everything Most of the
- 14:14Speaker 1: time I have to put back my action figures. I
- 14:17Speaker 1: then go back the next day.
- 14:19Speaker 2: Your dolls.
- 14:19Speaker 1: And then I say, I've already had those.
- 14:21Speaker 5: I don't know which one. Yeah.
- 14:23Speaker 2: That's a great text.
- 14:25Speaker 8: 97720.
- 14:25Speaker 2: Joe has ADHD and you're telling him to make a list?
- 14:27Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what? I can't. If I try to
- 14:29Speaker 1: make a list, I'll lose my train of thought at
- 14:31Speaker 1: like two.
- 14:33Speaker 4: Well.
- 14:34Speaker 1: Seriously.
- 14:34Speaker 2: Good thing you have a fiance.
- 14:36Speaker 1: When we went to the premarital counseling, they had us
- 14:38Speaker 1: reading through packets. Mm-hmm. It's the first time I read
- 14:45Speaker 1: in a while. I can't make it past the second sentence.
- 14:47Speaker 2: Your mind just travels somewhere else.
- 14:49Speaker 1: I'll just start thinking about other things.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Like, oh, look at that dog.
- 14:52Speaker 1: Like, literally, I'll be like reading, but my eyes are
- 14:56Speaker 1: still moving. Oh, crap. Where was I at? Reading's tough.
- 15:02Speaker 1: Lists are tough. Also, men shouldn't make lists.
- 15:06Speaker 5: No, men need to make lists.
- 15:08Speaker 2: I think men need lists more than women do.
- 15:10Speaker 5: I agree with that.
- 15:11Speaker 2: But then when y'all have lists, y'all barely stick to it.
- 15:13Speaker 1: Nothing manly about a list.
- 15:15Speaker 5: Well, no, it's gender neutral. Yes, it is. Oh, my gosh.
- 15:21Speaker 4: I think all of this behavior, as soon as Joe's
- 15:24Speaker 4: wedding hits, boom, it's going to change.
- 15:26Speaker 1: No list.
- 15:27Speaker 5: No, it's going to change.
- 15:29Speaker 1: I will not raise my kids to make lists. No,
- 15:31Speaker 1: but their mother will.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Oh, she's going to send you out with a list.
- 15:38Speaker 1: We will not do that. All right. I just got
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- 15:43Speaker 1: follow us. You get all that because we'll let you
- 15:46Speaker 1: know when cool things are going on. And guess what
- 15:47Speaker 1: it says right now in the email. You have a
- 15:49Speaker 1: shot at winning $ 1, 000. Let's do that.
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- 16:05Speaker 1: Kat, this all started, you notice in the back of
- 16:09Speaker 1: your husband's car, baby supplies. Yes?
- 16:15Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 16:15Speaker 1: Did you say something to him?
- 16:19Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, I brought it up to him, and
- 16:21Speaker 6: I don't know, I'm donating it, and I'm like, okay.
- 16:26Speaker 6: He didn't really add much to it.
- 16:29Speaker 1: He says he's donating these supplies. Is he that type
- 16:33Speaker 1: of person where he's very charitable? I mean, it gets
- 16:36Speaker 1: very out of the ordinary, and we'll get to how
- 16:38Speaker 1: this was a reoccurring thing, and then you look at
- 16:42Speaker 1: his location and see where he is. But when you
- 16:44Speaker 1: first saw it, was it really out of the ordinary,
- 16:48Speaker 1: or was it like, okay, you're doing something nice?
- 16:52Speaker 6: No, I've never seen him donate a ton of goods
- 16:56Speaker 6: just for feeling good about it.
- 16:59Speaker 1: You notice this to happen a lot. It's a weekly thing. Yeah,
- 17:06Speaker 1: I mean, there's a lot of stuff, like regular. Yeah, sorry.
- 17:13Speaker 1: I was going to say, you look at his location
- 17:16Speaker 1: one day when you know that he is delivering these supplies,
- 17:21Speaker 1: you notice him at.
- 17:22Speaker 5: An apartment complex.
- 17:25Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 17:25Speaker 1: When he comes back, you went and looked in his car,
- 17:32Speaker 1: no supplies. So he definitely dropped them off at this complex.
- 17:37Speaker 6: Yeah yeah he didn't go anywhere else if.
- 17:40Speaker 1: We do catch John cheating is this his child.
- 17:49Speaker 6: Oh my god I mean I can't even imagine a
- 17:53Speaker 6: world where that exists so I mean I think I'm
- 17:57Speaker 6: being crazy but no I mean I have no idea
- 18:00Speaker 6: what to think I don't even know.
- 18:04Speaker 1: Kat I'm gonna ask that you mute your phone right
- 18:06Speaker 1: now okay And don't unmute your phone until I tell
- 18:09Speaker 1: you to do so, because we're just going to try
- 18:12Speaker 1: to get as much information out as possible. You're outside, Ashley.
- 18:16Speaker 9: I am.
- 18:17Speaker 6: Okay, I'll mute.
- 18:20Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead and mute your phone. All right. Judd
- 18:25Speaker 1: just gave me a thumbs up. We have called John.
- 18:28Speaker 1: Let's see if he picks up, and hopefully he's sending
- 18:30Speaker 1: flowers to his wife.
- 18:38Speaker 8: Hello, this is John.
- 18:40Speaker 2: Hi, John. John, am I speaking with?
- 18:42Speaker 8: Yeah, this is him. Who's this?
- 18:44Speaker 2: My name is Kayla. I'm actually calling from Beautiful Blossoms.
- 18:47Speaker 9: If you had maybe 30 seconds, I would love to
- 18:50Speaker 9: ask you two survey questions, and I would ship out
- 18:53Speaker 9: a dozen long stem red roses for free to whoever
- 18:56Speaker 9: you want.
- 18:56Speaker 2: Can you help us out?
- 18:59Speaker 8: I'm sorry, what? You're giving, you want a survey? You're
- 19:02Speaker 8: giving free flowers? How did you get my number?
- 19:05Speaker 1: I didn't.
- 19:05Speaker 9: Just through the online shopping that you've done. And yeah,
- 19:08Speaker 9: we're just a new flower store trying to get our
- 19:10Speaker 9: name out there. So if you could just answer two
- 19:13Speaker 9: survey questions, we would love to ship out these roses
- 19:16Speaker 9: to whoever you want.
- 19:19Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah. If it's quick, go ahead.
- 19:22Speaker 1: That's fine.
- 19:22Speaker 9: I do need to let you know this call is
- 19:24Speaker 9: being recorded for quality and training purposes.
- 19:26Speaker 2: Are you okay with that?
- 19:27Speaker 8: That's fine. That's fine. Can we go?
- 19:30Speaker 2: All right, let's hop into it. Have you purchased flowers
- 19:32Speaker 2: in the last six months?
- 19:34Speaker 6: No.
- 19:35Speaker 2: Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months?
- 19:39Speaker 8: No, probably not. Maybe.
- 19:40Speaker 1: Yes.
- 19:41Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 19:41Speaker 1: Okay.
- 19:42Speaker 2: Now we've wrapped up with those questions.
- 19:44Speaker 9: Now I do need to ask you, you would like
- 19:46Speaker 9: to send these roses to, can you give me a first.
- 19:48Speaker 2: And last name?
- 19:51Speaker 8: Oh uh oh okay um yeah all right let's go
- 19:57Speaker 8: um send them to uh karina.
- 20:01Speaker 9: Okay and with these roses we do include a note
- 20:08Speaker 9: so what would you like to say to karina.
- 20:13Speaker 8: Surprise, surprise. We'll get there somehow. Get there some way. Yeah,
- 20:25Speaker 8: that's fine.
- 20:27Speaker 2: We'll get there some way?
- 20:29Speaker 6: Sure.
- 20:30Speaker 2: Okay, that's all.
- 20:32Speaker 9: I need on my end. Now I'm actually going to
- 20:34Speaker 9: transfer you over to shipping and handling, and they will
- 20:36Speaker 9: gather the rest of your information, okay?
- 20:39Speaker 8: Okay, thank you.
- 20:41Speaker 1: Hi, is this John? Yeah, hi. John, John, I'm going
- 20:45Speaker 1: to make this super, super quick for you so we
- 20:48Speaker 1: can send out these flowers so you can move on
- 20:49Speaker 1: with your day. First of all, thank you so much
- 20:51Speaker 1: for taking the time to complete the survey. Confirmation on
- 20:54Speaker 1: the name, we're sending this to a Karina. Yep, correct.
- 20:59Speaker 1: All right, beautiful. And surprise, surprise, we'll get there some
- 21:05Speaker 1: way is the note. Is that a yes? Yes. Yes. Okay, beautiful. Now,
- 21:15Speaker 1: we are going to put this note on a card.
- 21:22Speaker 1: We've got a couple of cards that we can choose from.
- 21:26Speaker 1: One is, like it says, my loving wife on it.
- 21:31Speaker 1: We've got one for mothers, which is really, really, really pretty.
- 21:37Speaker 1: We have ones for girlfriends. I'll do the ones for
- 21:43Speaker 1: the mother.
- 21:43Speaker 8: I'll do the ones for the mother. That's fine.
- 21:46Speaker 6: Okay.
- 21:47Speaker 5: Perfect.
- 21:49Speaker 1: It is this. This is romantic, right? These are roses.
- 21:55Speaker 1: I notice in none of my business, you guys don't
- 21:58Speaker 1: have the same last name. You're not sending this to
- 22:00Speaker 1: a friend or anything, right? This definitely is a romantic...
- 22:07Speaker 1: You know, thing of flowers.
- 22:11Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
- 22:13Speaker 6: What do you need, man?
- 22:13Speaker 8: Do you need my address?
- 22:14Speaker 1: This is your baby?
- 22:19Speaker 8: Yes, what is that?
- 22:20Speaker 1: Yes.
- 22:22Speaker 8: Why are you asking that?
- 22:25Speaker 1: So, John, you can hang up at any point if
- 22:29Speaker 1: you'd like. We are not a flower shop. And by we,
- 22:33Speaker 1: I mean, John, you are on the radio right now.
- 22:36Speaker 1: This is the Joe Show's War of the Roses. What?
- 22:41Speaker 1: I'm on the radio right now? We're confused. I'm confused. Well,
- 22:47Speaker 1: if you have a wife, how do you have a
- 22:48Speaker 1: baby with Karina?
- 22:52Speaker 8: Yo, who are you?
- 22:54Speaker 6: What is this?
- 22:55Speaker 1: It's like I said, my name is Joe.
- 22:57Speaker 8: Yeah, no, no, no. You said that. What is this?
- 23:00Speaker 8: I'm on the radio. What's going on?
- 23:02Speaker 1: Kat, do you want to tell them what this is?
- 23:04Speaker 1: And by the way, your wife is on the phone.
- 23:09Speaker 6: I am just really trying to figure out how you
- 23:11Speaker 6: said Karina and not Kat. I really don't even understand.
- 23:14Speaker 1: What you mean you have a baby.
- 23:15Speaker 6: What in the actual f * * * do you
- 23:18Speaker 6: mean you have a baby? John, what the f * * *
- 23:22Speaker 6: is happening?
- 23:24Speaker 8: I don't have a baby.
- 23:27Speaker 6: What? No, I mean, did I just dream what just happened?
- 23:30Speaker 6: Please tell me I'm dreaming. No, that's... I'm awake right now.
- 23:35Speaker 8: I don't know what's going on. I don't know what
- 23:36Speaker 8: the heck's going on.
- 23:38Speaker 6: Are you.
- 23:39Speaker 8: No, no, no.
- 23:39Speaker 6: You have a whole separate family? What is happening?
- 23:43Speaker 8: I don't have a whole separate family?
- 23:46Speaker 1: What the hell?
- 23:47Speaker 8: This is insane. Why am I getting hit with this?
- 23:49Speaker 8: I'm at work.
- 23:49Speaker 5: What the hell?
- 23:51Speaker 6: Oh, my God, I can't breathe. I don't even.
- 23:54Speaker 8: No, this is a mess. This is a mess. We'll
- 23:57Speaker 8: talk about this later, okay?
- 23:58Speaker 1: John, were you always going to live a double life?
- 24:01Speaker 1: When did you plan on telling your wife that you
- 24:03Speaker 1: have a baby with someone else?
- 24:08Speaker 8: I'm not going to talk about this right now.
- 24:10Speaker 6: Because you don't want kids. You are married to me,
- 24:15Speaker 6: and we don't have kids. We don't have kids.
- 24:19Speaker 8: Yes, I'm aware. I'm aware of that.
- 24:24Speaker 7: Okay, all right.
- 24:24Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 24:25Speaker 1: So, John, when were you going to tell her, though,
- 24:27Speaker 1: that you had a kid with someone else? I don't.
- 24:33Speaker 1: I don't.
- 24:33Speaker 8: I'm not saying that. We're not going into this on
- 24:37Speaker 8: the radio. What the hell?
- 24:38Speaker 1: You already said it was your kid. And it's recorded.
- 24:42Speaker 1: We got it. We can play it back a billion times.
- 24:45Speaker 1: Why not now?
- 24:46Speaker 8: You believe what you want. I'm not participating in this.
- 24:48Speaker 8: This is some kind of weird, crazy trap.
- 24:50Speaker 1: I'm not doing this. It's not a trap. You're not stuck.
- 24:53Speaker 1: You can hang out.
- 24:54Speaker 5: It's exactly a trap.
- 24:55Speaker 6: What is this beyond a trap?
- 24:58Speaker 1: You are not hanging up, which makes me think that
- 25:01Speaker 1: you still have things to say, so why not start
- 25:04Speaker 1: with telling your wife why you did not tell her
- 25:08Speaker 1: that you had a kid with someone else? Unbelievable.
- 25:13Speaker 6: Okay, we're definitely talking about this later.
- 25:17Speaker 1: Whatever, man.
- 25:19Speaker 6: I don't even know.
- 25:20Speaker 1: Kat, he hung up.
- 25:22Speaker 5: He hung up.
- 25:23Speaker 1: I'm going to talk to you off the air. This
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