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OUTRO: House Rules · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: We get to go pugs.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you made bastards loving the big shows, podcasts,
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  Speaker 2: get up even closer.
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  Speaker 1: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for dogging.
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  Speaker 3: Weekday on radiocare get a feelers.
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  Speaker 1: Funny, isn't it. They're just getting pumped just watching the
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  Speaker 1: Creek of the Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I've watched it.
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  Speaker 2: I've watched a fair a man of it over the weekends.
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  Speaker 3: Man, it's good ship.
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  Speaker 1: Do you like that ship?
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  Speaker 3: Do you love it?
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  Speaker 2: I do love me a bit of Australian test cricket
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  Speaker 2: in Australia.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Australia, don't get so that means that we'd be
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  Speaker 1: able to pump Australia at home as well. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: that's how that would work out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally. Many good weekend fellers.
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  Speaker 1: It was a good weekend. Actually, wasn't it really great weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Did you do anything? Just chill contro what happened on?
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  Speaker 1: I spent the whole weekend recovery from Friday night? Right? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: What time did you go to bed? Three am?
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  Speaker 4: Which for me like I usually shut the taps off
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  Speaker 4: at twelve. Yeah, just that I don't ruin the next day,
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  Speaker 4: but it was two but I was too good. Getting
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  Speaker 4: the monk's too good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: When I say getting a monkst Jason, I've just been
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  Speaker 4: chatting to people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, having a few beers. Yeah, I went to be
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  Speaker 1: at about five five. Where were you? Yes, me and
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  Speaker 1: me and my wife just went home and then carried on, well,
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  Speaker 1: I makee me suggests and said, are you guys going out?
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  Speaker 1: And we're like nah, but you can come over here
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  Speaker 1: if you want. And so that turned into five o'clock awesome.
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  Speaker 1: So Saturday was not great, but you said I was
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  Speaker 1: sweet and just spent the hol day cleaning the fucking house.
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  Speaker 4: Yesterday was weird for me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because team loads are washing.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's part of the course of my house.
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  Speaker 4: Yesterday, I thanks Parksons for sending lights on their mate.
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  Speaker 3: Can you turn them down a bit please?
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  Speaker 1: Lighting men for lighting the lights.
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  Speaker 3: Why you turn the fucking lights?
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  Speaker 1: It's for lighting, for the lighting, but it's also where
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  Speaker 1: you turned them down.
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  Speaker 4: Sunday totally sweet until two o'clock. We were out doing errands.
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  Speaker 4: Were you're just out out and about in a car
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  Speaker 4: doing errands. We're at brisco Is returning a mattress protector
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  Speaker 4: covet and what was it? Now we got two of them,
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  Speaker 4: and then we put it on the bed. It turns
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  Speaker 4: out the waterproof one my wife gets, you thought that's
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  Speaker 4: the trouble was very synthetic.
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  Speaker 1: Very and so we took it back and we're like,
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  Speaker 1: what we're gonna do.
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  Speaker 4: We'll put that one on the spear bed and then
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  Speaker 4: if for some reason you feel like you're gonna go wheeze,
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  Speaker 4: will put it on our bed. But in the meantime
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  Speaker 4: we get a breatheable one.
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  Speaker 3: So did you put it on your bed on Friday night?
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  Speaker 1: No, still on the bed, because returned it.
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  Speaker 4: By then, we've got two of them, keeping a wee
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  Speaker 4: So Jason, we've had two of them, and we returned
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  Speaker 4: the one we haven't opened yet one and all of
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  Speaker 4: a sudden it just hit me like.
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  Speaker 1: A freight train. I had to go home and go
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  Speaker 1: to sleep. Right there is that right? Yeah? And I
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  Speaker 1: was like to look and then she was.
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  Speaker 4: Like, oh, come on, we're gonna go do this, this, this,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, I'm not doing any of that stuff.
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  Speaker 4: You drive, chill in the car, we'll go to sleep,
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  Speaker 4: and then yeah, straight home and then start to be
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  Speaker 4: in an hour, hour and a half nap.
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  Speaker 1: And then back to the normal again, I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was a bit like that on SETI Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so I missed my wife's party. Oh here he is
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  Speaker 2: no back to her credit, because I was. I was
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  Speaker 2: prepared to go. I was prepared to go, and she,
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  Speaker 2: my wife, actually said to me, Darling, seriously, just.
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  Speaker 3: Don't worry about it, just chill. And so I did.
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  Speaker 2: But I will tell you I had a very productive weekend.
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  Speaker 2: My house is looking immaculate, my garden is looking pretty
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  Speaker 2: damn good.
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  Speaker 1: Wait for a barbecue.
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  Speaker 2: The reason being, of course, I've given up the durries
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  Speaker 2: just frantic. Well I wasn't frantic. I was just like
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  Speaker 2: myself occupied.
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I literally didn't really sit down all weekend.
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  Speaker 1: So did darries stop you from doing stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Wells out? Well, well, I mean I'm going.
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  Speaker 1: To have a darry and that you know that you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to do is you're trying to distract yourself from
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you want to have cigarette. Yes, so
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  Speaker 1: you do have the cravings. Then he wouldn't be cleaning
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  Speaker 1: up ship, right, So that's good there.
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  Speaker 3: I am actually quite a clean beast these days. I
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  Speaker 3: think I always have been. I think it's just my
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  Speaker 3: wife that's really messing.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, and she loves it. When I say that,
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  Speaker 2: she absolutely loves it. Nothing pisses her off more than
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  Speaker 2: me suggesting she's untidy.
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  Speaker 1: Same had she goes, she is like, excuse absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: The two things that she might be untidy or b
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  Speaker 2: that she's on her phone a lot, those are the
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  Speaker 2: two that make it go excuse me, mister.
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  Speaker 4: The Hracky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 1: The Wcky Big Show Podcast. Were you just came to
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  Speaker 1: an arrangement over the weekend, Yes, where where it's like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna, if you're gonna, if you make a meal,
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  Speaker 1: you have to do all of the dishes and put
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  Speaker 1: them all away before you go and do anything else. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: she's agreed to this, okay, yeah, And she's like, yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: And then I was just in my head, I was thinking,
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  Speaker 1: in about three seconds, she's going to tell me that
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  Speaker 1: I need to clean the on sweet more often. And
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  Speaker 1: then she goes three seconds there she goes and can
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  Speaker 1: I can I say something? And I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: knew you were going to do that, but I thought
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  Speaker 1: you were just going to tell me to clean the
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  Speaker 1: shower more often. She goes yeah, that is what I'll do.
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  Speaker 1: So I said, yes, yeah, this is fine. This is
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  Speaker 1: the the so Lucy is slightly messy than I am.
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  Speaker 1: Oh jeez.
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  Speaker 4: But then does it like at the end of the
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  Speaker 4: week cleans the entire house, the bathroom and like, but.
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  Speaker 1: This is the other thing as well. It becomes this
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  Speaker 1: thing where it's like, rather than have been consistently clean
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  Speaker 1: day in day out, that's right, it becomes this feverish
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  Speaker 1: clean just going around the house of a million miles
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  Speaker 1: an hour, like this place has been a pig sty
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  Speaker 1: and it's all your fault. It's like, well, I've been
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  Speaker 1: cleaning every single.
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  Speaker 4: Day because you want to do it daily, so do I. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: whereas so do I. But also my wife works a
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  Speaker 4: lot harder than I do and actually has to go
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  Speaker 4: into it.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like, yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: So I've actually just started recently just going and like
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  Speaker 4: because she is this thing where she have a bowl
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  Speaker 4: of cereal or whatever and then just put it in
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  Speaker 4: the scene, put some water in it, and I'm like
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  Speaker 4: the dish washers dish washer, and so now I just.
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  Speaker 3: I don't mind that so much.
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  Speaker 2: I'll eventually put it in the dishwasher.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't go.
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  Speaker 4: Whole dishwasher, it's ready to go fill it up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's it's as easy to put it
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  Speaker 1: in the dish washer and it just piles up and
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  Speaker 1: I look, So it's hard to live that is.
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  Speaker 4: But also it obviously just doesn't click in her brain
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  Speaker 4: that that's what and so it's like, well, if it
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  Speaker 4: doesn't click with you.
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  Speaker 1: Then well then yeah, you just have to repre agreement.
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  Speaker 4: It's like it's like things like I don't click. Try
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  Speaker 4: to turn her off and on restarting. Yeah, do you guys,
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  Speaker 4: this is an update out.
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  Speaker 2: Do you guys clean the barg No, okay, the shitter, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the shitter, yeah, okay, But I've got to get a
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  Speaker 2: I've got to get a new toilet brush because the
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  Speaker 2: shape of the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you get the toilet brush and it's just
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  Speaker 1: brushes around the side. Yes, well that doesn't do anything
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  Speaker 1: for the bottom of the.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we've new toilet brush. And it's like a pedal.
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  Speaker 1: Wash.
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  Speaker 3: Really, it's like a literally like a pedal.
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  Speaker 1: Right, like that you'd row a canoe with.
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  Speaker 2: But isn't that interesting Because I don't clean the barg either.
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  Speaker 2: She always cleans the barg and so she'll go, I
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  Speaker 2: will make a comment about something, she'll go, well, you
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  Speaker 2: could clean the barg.
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  Speaker 1: So it's always like, you know, we've got a bathroom
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  Speaker 1: each yeah, yeah, and I have.
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  Speaker 3: A squeegee the new shower every day.
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  Speaker 1: You got a squeegee in the.
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  Speaker 3: Hang up there because it's glass, of course, and it
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  Speaker 3: gets that sort of stain on it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks. They suck. They suck.
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  Speaker 4: Lucy bought a squeegee and was like, we're gonna start
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  Speaker 4: using this in the shower and I'm like, okay, I
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  Speaker 4: have not done it once.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and squeege.
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  Speaker 3: To make it even worse, you do wheeze in the
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  Speaker 3: shower all over it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: And then you don't even squeege your wheeze off the
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  Speaker 3: walls there, so you don't.
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  Speaker 4: I'll step into the shower the water off and they're
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  Speaker 4: just we on the wall and then squeege it down
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  Speaker 4: you've ever got it on the roof into the fan.
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  Speaker 2: It was funny because remember when Keysy seeing us that
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  Speaker 2: photo when he's done a bit of work on his
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  Speaker 2: bathroom and did it sounds like a And I remember
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  Speaker 2: I remember saying, jeez, your your shower looks a bit
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  Speaker 2: yellow there, mate, it's worse now because.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't squeegee and he does wheeze on it.
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  Speaker 4: It's funny because we all know I'm the only one
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  Speaker 4: that doesn't do we's in the shower because my wife doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: Like it, so I don't do it. Well, we know
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  Speaker 1: that you're the only one that sees that you don't
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  Speaker 1: do it. We know for sure. The only way we
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  Speaker 1: probably know is if we're in the show with you
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  Speaker 1: every day. From the shower.
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  Speaker 4: If I get home and on purse, you know, it's
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  Speaker 4: like two am, and I want to show bobbing a bit,
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  Speaker 4: I'll do a wheeze in the shower.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what a pig? Can you clip that off? Pegs pugs?
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  Speaker 4: And also, don't make that the little clip we play
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  Speaker 4: on the radio clip we play the radio.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't you dire shower after you get home
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  Speaker 3: when you're steen.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes, Jason, I often do oh yeah, because you don't
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  Speaker 4: want to go.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to get in to be a wreaking
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  Speaker 1: a cigarettes right and other woman, Yeah, perfume going to
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  Speaker 1: wash it off.
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  Speaker 3: I never did that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's because you're discussed.
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  Speaker 1: That's back in the day, right, you just read the cigarettes,
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  Speaker 1: and that was how it was. But nowadays, cheers, you
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  Speaker 1: can't find a smoke. I mean now that I didn't
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  Speaker 1: take on the Friday night that I didn't take my
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  Speaker 1: cigarettes out right, I just left them at home because
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be smoking all that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be leaving.
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  Speaker 3: Did you regret that later on?
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  Speaker 1: No, it was good. It was the right decision because
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  Speaker 1: I talked, stayed and talked to people to cigarettes because
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  Speaker 1: and actually what passed it smoking? Here? There's three people there. Oh,
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: I've got a story. We'll put that in the show.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: There running with a taxi driver? Was it a one
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  Speaker 1: and a half? Murgy's No? Wasgie Junior the taxi driver?
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