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- 0:36Speaker 3: Well, you can't spell loser without an L and you
- 0:39Speaker 3: can't spell Luca without an L either. Wel come in
- 0:44Speaker 3: the begetting of another night of the Benmahler Show.
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- 1:06Speaker 1: On the vast and classically powerful microphones of fs are
- 1:12Speaker 1: am monating live from the fresh aisle. Our takes are
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- 1:40Speaker 1: our lead this hour is from pro Bouncy Ball. Now
- 1:44Speaker 1: I was debating. I was like, I was trying to
- 1:46Speaker 1: figure out I want to go with some football stuff,
- 1:48Speaker 1: and I thought, well, this is such a nice, juicy story.
- 1:52Speaker 1: I gotta go with it. I gotta go with it.
- 1:55Speaker 1: It wasn't much going on, like random college basketball games
- 1:59Speaker 1: and in mid February.
- 2:01Speaker 4: So our lead is from the NBA, and it was a.
- 2:04Speaker 1: Soft launch to the second half of the Pro Bouncy
- 2:08Speaker 1: Ball season.
- 2:09Speaker 4: An island game.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Now, this was not supposed to be an island game.
- 2:13Speaker 1: It had been scheduled that the night would be dark.
- 2:16Speaker 1: In the NBA, no games were supposed to be played
- 2:18Speaker 1: on Wednesday night. But then the city of Los Angeles
- 2:22Speaker 1: burned down or at least part of it a couple weeks back,
- 2:26Speaker 1: and because of that, the Lakers had to cancel some games,
- 2:28Speaker 1: so the Clippers.
- 2:29Speaker 4: But this is a makeup game.
- 2:31Speaker 1: The Lakers had a playdate with the Hornets, and so
- 2:35Speaker 1: the Hornets haven't had an island game since I think
- 2:38Speaker 1: like the nineties or something like that. But Anyway, how
- 2:41Speaker 1: did that go? Did you watch the game? Probably not.
- 2:44Speaker 1: I don't know if you had a chance to watch
- 2:45Speaker 1: it or how you could have watched it. But we
- 2:47Speaker 1: watched it so you would not have to Miles Bridges,
- 2:51Speaker 1: he said some issues. Twenty nine points, the mellow ball.
- 2:54Speaker 1: It was a ball night. He had twenty seven points
- 2:58Speaker 1: and the lowly drack of the NBA. The Charlotte Pro
- 3:03Speaker 1: Bouncy Ball team kaoed Lebron and Luca with a one
- 3:09Speaker 1: hundred and ninety seven come from behind victory right there
- 3:14Speaker 1: on skid Row at the Crypto Arena there just skid
- 3:17Speaker 1: row adjacent as the Lakers yet again playing like fakers.
- 3:22Speaker 4: And so let us discuss.
- 3:23Speaker 1: Now, don't bury the lead, my man Art, We're not
- 3:26Speaker 1: going to bury the lead. So the lead's all about Luca.
- 3:30Speaker 1: So he had a bunch of time off over the
- 3:33Speaker 1: All Star break to get locked in.
- 3:37Speaker 4: And how did that go? Well? Not so good?
- 3:40Speaker 1: So how concerned here's the question, how concerned should the
- 3:44Speaker 1: Lakers be with Luka Luka Doncika's performance? Here as yet
- 3:51Speaker 1: another game where he didn't play well and the team lost.
- 3:53Speaker 1: So I've got Ghanna has Bro and jump the shark,
- 4:00Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
- 4:03Speaker 1: we are going to make inroads. And we're gonna put
- 4:06Speaker 1: the biscuit in the basket, is what we're going to do.
- 4:10Speaker 1: We're gonna put the biscuit in the basket. I know
- 4:13Speaker 1: it's exciting, all right, So num Burn, that's right, I said,
- 4:18Speaker 1: numb Burn, all right. On the Malor scale of concern, Really,
- 4:25Speaker 1: the only metric that is needed, at least here on
- 4:29Speaker 1: overnight radio is the Malor scale of concern. So the
- 4:32Speaker 1: Malar scale of concern one to ten. And I am
- 4:36Speaker 1: I'm gonna be level headed here. I'm not gonna be
- 4:38Speaker 1: a shock jock. I'm at an eight. I am at
- 4:41Speaker 1: an eight. Open your bleeping eyes. Open your eyes.
- 4:49Speaker 4: Listen.
- 4:50Speaker 1: If the eyes show you believe them. Even our blind
- 4:53Speaker 1: listeners know what's going on here. Now. Some will say, well,
- 4:56Speaker 1: it's a small sample size, but I have to do
- 4:58Speaker 1: the show today. I do the show today, and I
- 5:01Speaker 1: do the show right now. And what I have seen
- 5:04Speaker 1: is the Lakers win one game against the Utah Jazz
- 5:08Speaker 1: with Luca and lose a game to the suck Bag
- 5:12Speaker 1: Jazz and the Charlotte Hornets. And speaking of suck Luca
- 5:18Speaker 1: sucked at a time you cannot suck. Another clunker for
- 5:22Speaker 1: the prodigy from Dallas. Somewhere, Nico Harrison was aroused watching
- 5:26Speaker 1: Luca try to run up and down the court. Here
- 5:29Speaker 1: another piss poor performance by the star that everyone's been
- 5:34Speaker 1: talking about.
- 5:35Speaker 4: This trade. Five of eighteen.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Against one of the worst dollar for dollar teams in
- 5:40Speaker 1: pro bouncy ball, the Charlotte Hornets.
- 5:43Speaker 4: Luca was five of eighteen. That's less than thirty percent.
- 5:46Speaker 1: My computer, like brain, tells me now he's one of
- 5:47Speaker 1: the all time great three point shooters for a player
- 5:51Speaker 1: at his position. He was one of nine. Many of
- 5:53Speaker 1: those wide open, many of those wide open three point shots.
- 5:57Speaker 1: One of nine had fourteen points and six turnovers in
- 6:02Speaker 1: thirty three minutes. Luca was so bad? How bad was he?
- 6:06Speaker 1: He was so bad? I thought I was watching the
- 6:08Speaker 1: mayor of Los Angeles and he was on a trip
- 6:11Speaker 1: to Ghana while the game was being played. He went
- 6:14Speaker 1: to Ghana and the game burned up right a Dodzik
- 6:18Speaker 1: look chubby, he looks slow. The numbers back up the
- 6:23Speaker 1: eyeball test Luca with the Lakers averaging less than fifteen
- 6:26Speaker 1: points a game, seven rebounds, five assists, shooting just thirty
- 6:30Speaker 1: six percent that blows from the floor, twenty one percent
- 6:33Speaker 1: from three point nchs. He's not even making foul shots.
- 6:36Speaker 1: And with Luca, the Lakers have lost two of three
- 6:40Speaker 1: games to ping pong teams, to ping pong teams, the
- 6:48Speaker 1: Jazz and Hornets. I don't know that you understand. Listen,
- 6:51Speaker 1: I watched the NBA. We don't talk about it that
- 6:53Speaker 1: much here. We'll talk about it more now than football
- 6:55Speaker 1: season's over, and we'll work it into the conversation. But
- 6:59Speaker 1: I have paid attention. And Charlotte and Utah are more
- 7:04Speaker 1: worried about Cooper flag of Duke in the lottery than
- 7:10Speaker 1: they are about winning games, and yet both of them
- 7:14Speaker 1: were able to slay the dragon Luke. Well, here's a
- 7:18Speaker 1: Luca commenting post game as the Lakers lost to Charlotte.
- 7:22Speaker 1: Here's Luca commenting on the many mistakes that took place
- 7:27Speaker 1: in that game.
- 7:27Speaker 5: Take a list, obviously, you know he's going to take
- 7:30Speaker 5: a little time. I'm being able today. A lot of
- 7:33Speaker 5: restin us for my part. So started a game with
- 7:36Speaker 5: like four or five turnovers that can't happen. So it's got,
- 7:39Speaker 5: I know, play them basketball the right way.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Okay, well the right way. You're not playing the right way,
- 7:46Speaker 1: playing the left way, playing left handed. There was also
- 7:49Speaker 1: a comment I watched the Luca postgame and one of
- 7:52Speaker 1: the reporters asked Luca, like, if he spent the All
- 7:55Speaker 1: Star break like learning the playbook, locking in, you know,
- 7:58Speaker 1: those kind of things, and Lucas said, no, I wanted
- 8:01Speaker 1: to get.
- 8:01Speaker 4: Away from the game. These guys played late.
- 8:04Speaker 1: At that point, he had played two games since Christmas.
- 8:08Speaker 1: He's like, I wanted to get away from the game.
- 8:10Speaker 1: I think you've been away from the game, Luca. I
- 8:12Speaker 1: believe you've been away from the game for a fair
- 8:15Speaker 1: amount of time. Now, Lucas got to do better. He's
- 8:18Speaker 1: got to be better. But let's not dismiss Lebron, who
- 8:22Speaker 1: also was manure Lebron James. He's going to get a
- 8:26Speaker 1: pass year because all about Luca. But Lebron was garbage
- 8:30Speaker 1: in the third quarter, if I'm not mistaken, if my
- 8:32Speaker 1: lying eyes are accurate here, he was shut out in
- 8:36Speaker 1: the third quarter. The Lakers at one point were outscored
- 8:42Speaker 1: twenty four to one. And let me put that in perspective,
- 8:46Speaker 1: So they were outscored by Charlotte twenty four to one,
- 8:49Speaker 1: Larry Johnson, Alonzo Morning and Muggsy Bogues. None of them scored,
- 8:54Speaker 1: none of them. They were all shut out. And still
- 8:57Speaker 1: the Hornets got horny and went on a twenty four
- 9:00Speaker 1: to one run. Wow, all right now turning the page.
- 9:03Speaker 1: So page two. While speaking to Greek reporters, the player
- 9:08Speaker 1: that goes by the moniker, the Greek freak, Giannis Adenta
- 9:10Speaker 1: Cumbo shot down the idea that he would request an
- 9:15Speaker 1: exit from Milwaukee from the box.
- 9:18Speaker 4: So not if you saw it or not, but let's discuss.
- 9:22Speaker 1: I he said, quote, I don't think that I would
- 9:26Speaker 1: ever text or ask for a trade. This is a
- 9:28Speaker 1: quote from a Greek TV report. Yanna said, I don't
- 9:33Speaker 1: think I would ever text or ask for trade.
- 9:36Speaker 4: I'm not this kind of a guy.
- 9:38Speaker 1: They would have to kick me out, he said, So
- 9:42Speaker 1: Giannasa and Endakombo shooting down the idea that he would
- 9:45Speaker 1: request a transaction out of a Bucks uniform.
- 9:50Speaker 4: Do you believe him? Do you believe him?
- 9:53Speaker 1: So on this one, I'm gonna channel Hasbro because I
- 9:58Speaker 1: believe this is.
- 9:59Speaker 4: A trans Former story.
- 10:00Speaker 1: It's more than meets the eye, and I'm on this
- 10:02Speaker 1: one going to be the newest transformer for Modern Times
- 10:06Speaker 1: skepticist Maximus. I am a skeptic to the max on
- 10:11Speaker 1: this one. It's really a game of samantas. Because Jhanna said,
- 10:14Speaker 1: I'm not gonna send a text. Does that mean he's
- 10:17Speaker 1: gonna call somebody with the Bucks, some executive there, or
- 10:20Speaker 1: maybe meet face to face for coffee and ask for
- 10:24Speaker 1: an accident? Or does he deputize does Luca deputize one
- 10:28Speaker 1: of his subordinates to do the dirty work one of
- 10:32Speaker 1: his henchmen, Because all these guys, when you make that
- 10:34Speaker 1: kind of money, you've got like a team of people
- 10:37Speaker 1: that ride your coattails. They're the caboose on the train
- 10:40Speaker 1: trying to get some of that money on the gravy train.
- 10:43Speaker 1: And so again, I just I've seen it so many times,
- 10:46Speaker 1: like why is he going to be different? And in
- 10:48Speaker 1: recent years, even though this comment says, hey, he wants
- 10:50Speaker 1: to stay in Wisconsin, Giannis has certainly sent mixed messages.
- 10:55Speaker 1: He's starting to starting to fall a little bit on
- 10:57Speaker 1: his hardline position about ever playing for the Bucks. He
- 11:01Speaker 1: had been now this comment would indicate he's planning on
- 11:03Speaker 1: staying and all that, but knowing how the NBA, for
- 11:07Speaker 1: my entire life has funneled the star players to glamour
- 11:12Speaker 1: teams outside of you know, outside of John Stock. Even
- 11:15Speaker 1: Carl Malone, who was a great player back in his
- 11:18Speaker 1: era year years ago, he went to the Lakers at
- 11:20Speaker 1: the end of his career.
- 11:22Speaker 4: But that's how Johnson.
- 11:23Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of, like, who else one team
- 11:26Speaker 1: that's it And it wasn't a glamour team, Tim Duncan,
- 11:29Speaker 1: but they won a lot in San Antonio. That would
- 11:33Speaker 1: be when Tony Parker played for the I think it
- 11:35Speaker 1: was a superstar but he played for the Charlotte Hornets
- 11:38Speaker 1: at the end of his career. That's not a glamour team.
- 11:41Speaker 1: But anyway, I leaned towards that direction. It's good for
- 11:44Speaker 1: the business of basketball. It's good for the business of basketball.
- 11:48Speaker 1: And a final point, NBA report card, NBA report Card,
- 11:53Speaker 1: All Star editions.
- 11:54Speaker 4: So the All Star Game ratings are in and they.
- 11:57Speaker 1: Were bad to the bone, bad bad, bad, bad, bad
- 12:01Speaker 1: to the bone the All Star Game ratings tank. In fact,
- 12:04Speaker 1: they had the second lowest.
- 12:07Speaker 4: Rating on record.
- 12:11Speaker 1: Wow, what is your advice to Adam Silver in the NBA?
- 12:18Speaker 1: So I have activated the Mallard Think Tank in an
- 12:22Speaker 1: effort to expedite help for Adam Silver, and the Malard
- 12:26Speaker 1: Think Tank is recommending that Adam Silver get on his
- 12:29Speaker 1: phone and download the Southwest Airlines app and get one
- 12:34Speaker 1: of those I want to get away.
- 12:35Speaker 4: Tickets right now. Now, it's not all on Adam Silver, right.
- 12:40Speaker 1: Ultimately, he's such a softy as a commissioner. He was
- 12:44Speaker 1: a hardline commissioner, things would be different. But he's a
- 12:47Speaker 1: walk over. He's essentially like a doormat. You walk over him,
- 12:52Speaker 1: and he's a mister soft ye. And the NBA really
- 12:55Speaker 1: needs a commissioner that's got a backbone, and Adam Silver
- 12:58Speaker 1: doesn't have a backbone.
- 12:59Speaker 4: That's the problem, right, that's the problem.
- 13:01Speaker 1: Players walked all over the employees in the NBA held
- 13:04Speaker 1: a wildcat strike. That's exactly what they did. It's not
- 13:08Speaker 1: approved by anybody. They just decided we're gonna treat the
- 13:11Speaker 1: All Star Game like it's a nuisance, little to no
- 13:14Speaker 1: effort in the All Star Game, and that will be
- 13:16Speaker 1: a continuation of what we do.
- 13:18Speaker 4: Most nights in the regular season.
- 13:20Speaker 1: So Adam Silver, rather than hold the players responsible and
- 13:24Speaker 1: get them to actually give an honest effort instead, instead,
- 13:30Speaker 1: Adam Silver just kind of said please, guys, can you
- 13:32Speaker 1: please help us out? And I'll just add an extra
- 13:35Speaker 1: tournament and I'll put some more gimmicks to save the
- 13:38Speaker 1: All Star Game, because that's what we need, more gimmicks.
- 13:41Speaker 4: That was an epic fail.
- 13:43Speaker 1: How bad was it, says the person in the back
- 13:46Speaker 1: of the room. Here's how bad the twenty twenty five
- 13:48Speaker 1: NBA All Star Game had if I've read this right.
- 13:52Speaker 1: They had a million last viewers, then the latest episode
- 13:56Speaker 1: of Judge Judy You're losing.
- 13:59Speaker 4: To Judge Judy or whatever his work show is.
- 14:02Speaker 1: Called now, and we even had a jump the Shark moment,
- 14:05Speaker 1: which was not getting beat one on one by Judge Judy,
- 14:10Speaker 1: who I've seen in person.
- 14:11Speaker 4: She's about four foot two. Uh yeah.
- 14:15Speaker 1: In fact, if they did a remake of Snow White
- 14:18Speaker 1: and the Seven Dwarfs, I believe she'd be eligible to
- 14:20Speaker 1: be one of the one of the Dwarfs anyway, But hey,
- 14:23Speaker 1: she's a lovely lady. My apologies to her. But we
- 14:25Speaker 1: had a jump the Shark moment, which, as I said,
- 14:27Speaker 1: not the Judge Judy thing. Adam Silver in a league
- 14:31Speaker 1: that loves to brag about the star Power Global Ambassador's
- 14:36Speaker 1: headliners everywhere in a league filled with megastars. Adam Silver
- 14:42Speaker 1: in the NBA, in an effort to drum up interest,
- 14:45Speaker 1: turned to a YouTube influencer to save the day. Mister Beast,
- 14:52Speaker 1: the Beast of Burden, and mister Beast he was the
- 14:57Speaker 1: big shot there. How'd that turn out?
- 14:58Speaker 6: Well?
- 14:59Speaker 1: Not get Now they're about doing a one on one tournament.
- 15:02Speaker 1: How the mighty have fallen? And wait till the NBA
- 15:06Speaker 1: goes full NFL imagine if you will, a world where
- 15:11Speaker 1: Stephen Curry is chanting one, two, three, four, I de
- 15:14Speaker 1: clare a thumb more that's coming to an All Star
- 15:17Speaker 1: game near you? How about Nikola Jokich and Luka Dancik
- 15:20Speaker 1: in a beer drinking contest sponsored by Budweiser?
- 15:23Speaker 4: Who says no to that?
- 15:25Speaker 1: Can I get Jason Tatum and Anthony Edwards in a
- 15:28Speaker 1: potato sack race? Yeah? Idaho Potatoes can sponsor that few
- 15:32Speaker 1: more of these All Star games, and that stuffs can
- 15:34Speaker 1: be happening.
- 15:35Speaker 4: And just for the record, I see.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Jalen Brunson winning the NBA sanctioned water balloon toss. Jalen
- 15:44Speaker 1: Brunson of the Knickerbockers gonna win the All Star water
- 15:49Speaker 1: balloon toss when that comes in like twenty twenty seven
- 15:52Speaker 1: twenty twenty.
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- 15:54Speaker 2: Meler Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific
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- 16:04Speaker 1: Well, come in the beginning of another hour of the
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- 17:03Speaker 1: Way Tire Buying Show be So we began the show
- 17:07Speaker 1: last hour talking about Lemon Luca, Luca the Lemon, another
- 17:12Speaker 1: dud from Luca. Lakers loss to a Dog Food Hornets
- 17:16Speaker 1: team and they now have a losing record in games
- 17:19Speaker 1: Luca has played in, and if Luca plays like this
- 17:23Speaker 1: the rest of the year, Lakers will be out of
- 17:24Speaker 1: the playoffs.
- 17:25Speaker 4: They'll be in the lottery the way they're going.
- 17:28Speaker 1: But our lead this hour is from where where or
- 17:33Speaker 1: where or where? Well, that would be none other than
- 17:37Speaker 1: cansa city where Travis Kelsey he hasn't made a decision yet.
- 17:43Speaker 1: He's got another couple of weeks to decide whether or
- 17:46Speaker 1: not he will play or not play, to play or
- 17:49Speaker 1: not to play, But the chatter says that he is.
- 17:54Speaker 4: Getting closer to a decision.
- 17:56Speaker 1: Time for the obligatory mal monologue about America's sweetheart tight
- 18:01Speaker 1: end dating the most famous woman in the world in
- 18:04Speaker 1: terms of entertainment.
- 18:05Speaker 4: So if you didn't hear about this, perhaps not.
- 18:07Speaker 1: We are now told that Travis Kelce is leaning towards returning,
- 18:16Speaker 1: returning to the Chiefs rather than retiring. And it's not
- 18:18Speaker 1: official official, however, that is the direction the wind is blowing.
- 18:27Speaker 4: Today, all right, So let us discuss question.
- 18:30Speaker 1: Report saying that the Chiefs tight end, Travis Kelce is
- 18:33Speaker 1: leaning more towards returning, towards returning in twenty twenty five
- 18:38Speaker 1: rather than retiring. From your vantage point, what do you think.
- 18:43Speaker 1: So I've got AutoNation, liquid Metal, and Outback Steakhouse, and
- 18:51Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together, and they're
- 18:55Speaker 1: just gonna roll off the tongue. They're just gonna roll
- 18:58Speaker 1: off the tongue, is what they're gonna do, all right.
- 18:59Speaker 1: So to begin here, what do I think it's As
- 19:03Speaker 1: the world turns, Travis Kelce look like a player that
- 19:08Speaker 1: was done in the Super Bowl. We've all seen the
- 19:10Speaker 1: video clips that have made the rounds here, and even
- 19:13Speaker 1: our blind listeners have seen them. Kelsey was unable to block,
- 19:17Speaker 1: he was unable to get separation. When he did get open,
- 19:19Speaker 1: he was unable to catch the ball most of the time.
- 19:22Speaker 1: Is all the telltale signs of a guy that's on
- 19:24Speaker 1: the wrong side. However, playing in twenty twenty five is logical,
- 19:30Speaker 1: even though he's a diminishing asset the value of an
- 19:34Speaker 1: NFL But I'm talking about from marketing, forget about the
- 19:37Speaker 1: actual playing part. From a playing part standpoint, he should
- 19:40Speaker 1: probably retire. But the advice is you keep going here
- 19:43Speaker 1: because NFL player like a brand new automobile, very similar.
- 19:48Speaker 1: When you're playing, everyone loves you, oh man. But in
- 19:54Speaker 1: the case of Travis Kelcey, he's got Madison Avenue in
- 19:57Speaker 1: the palm of his hand.
- 19:59Speaker 4: Now. A lot of that's because if who he's sleeping with.
- 20:01Speaker 4: But everything is clicking right.
- 20:03Speaker 1: The moment you retire, the jolly good time comes to
- 20:05Speaker 1: an end and you're no longer a jolly good fellow.
- 20:08Speaker 4: You're not.
- 20:09Speaker 1: The biggest depreciation hit happens right after you retire. It
- 20:15Speaker 1: is akin to going down to AutoNation and buying a
- 20:20Speaker 1: car on average, on average, we all know this, right,
- 20:24Speaker 1: and we know, I think most of us that the
- 20:28Speaker 1: moment you get a new car and drive it off
- 20:30Speaker 1: the lot, it loses about fifteen percent of its value,
- 20:35Speaker 1: and over the first two years it loses thirty percent
- 20:38Speaker 1: of its value, and it continues to depreciate, and typically
- 20:43Speaker 1: around five years after you've purchased the car, you've lost
- 20:48Speaker 1: fifty five percent of the original purchase price in value.
- 20:52Speaker 4: Very similar to a football player.
- 20:56Speaker 1: NFL stars also see a downward spiral there, and Travis
- 20:59Speaker 1: ca Kelsey is projected to have a much smaller role
- 21:05Speaker 1: with the Chiefs in twenty twenty five if he does
- 21:07Speaker 1: come back, and now, that will certainly be a blow
- 21:10Speaker 1: to his machismo.
- 21:11Speaker 4: But I had a epiphany.
- 21:13Speaker 1: I had an epiphany as I was walking into the
- 21:16Speaker 1: studio here that even though he's slowed down and all that,
- 21:21Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey will benefit from what we call on this
- 21:25Speaker 1: show the Liberty Valance effect. When the legend becomes the fact.
- 21:29Speaker 1: You print the legend the man who shot Liberty Valance.
- 21:32Speaker 1: This old the movie in Hollywood. To rephrase that, I'll
- 21:36Speaker 1: give it to you a little bit different. So people
- 21:39Speaker 1: don't like to change their minds. You make your mind up.
- 21:42Speaker 1: You're convinced this is the way of the world.
- 21:43Speaker 4: I make my mind up. I'm convinced the way of
- 21:45Speaker 4: the world.
- 21:45Speaker 1: But once you are perceived in one way, it's very
- 21:52Speaker 1: difficult to change that perception because people continue to see
- 21:55Speaker 1: you that way. People think of Travis Kelcey as as dominating,
- 21:58Speaker 1: tight end, amazing player, and all that stuff, and so
- 22:01Speaker 1: he is considered a megastar. People have formed their opinion.
- 22:05Speaker 1: And so even as he is falling apart and he's
- 22:10Speaker 1: bedraggled and frazzled out on the field, as long as
- 22:14Speaker 1: he plays, the perception for most.
- 22:16Speaker 4: Will remain legend.
- 22:19Speaker 1: It's the man that shot Liberty Bounce. When the legend
- 22:23Speaker 1: becomes the fact. You go with the legend, the legend
- 22:25Speaker 1: will be that, and that's the fact, and so you
- 22:27Speaker 1: just go with it. And so now we head to
- 22:30Speaker 1: Cleveland running back shuffle on the horizon. Say what, the
- 22:35Speaker 1: Cleveland Browns a bad football team? You can say that
- 22:39Speaker 1: pretty much every year. These are your dad's Cleveland Browns,
- 22:41Speaker 1: and your granddad's Cleveland Browns and your great granddad's Cleveland Browns.
- 22:45Speaker 1: The Browns they have to decide the skid marks whether
- 22:49Speaker 1: or not they're going to retain Nick Chubb.
- 22:52Speaker 4: Chubbah love love Nick Chubb. He's our running.
- 22:54Speaker 1: Back who is set to enter the free agent market
- 22:58Speaker 1: after another underwhelming performance.
- 23:02Speaker 4: So that is the issue here.
- 23:05Speaker 1: Now the Browns running back Nick Chubb is being connected
- 23:09Speaker 1: to the Bears, the Steelers, and the Cowboys if dumped
- 23:15Speaker 1: by Cleveland, if the Browns do not end up bringing
- 23:17Speaker 1: him back, so I ask the esteemed panel, does Chubb
- 23:23Speaker 1: tip the scales? So right off the top, go back
- 23:27Speaker 1: to what I talked about here a minute ago, the
- 23:30Speaker 1: man that shot Liberty Valance. And when the legend becomes
- 23:32Speaker 1: the fact, you print the legend. The legend of Nick Chubb,
- 23:35Speaker 1: tremendous pedigree built.
- 23:37Speaker 4: Like a datis. He's got a name. He certainly has
- 23:41Speaker 4: no debating that.
- 23:42Speaker 1: He's had some big moments on bad football teams. Now
- 23:45Speaker 1: that said, you do wonder how much he's got left.
- 23:49Speaker 1: In eight games coming off an injury, Chubb had one
- 23:52Speaker 1: hundred and two carries, he had three touchdowns. He averaged
- 23:56Speaker 1: a pedestrian three point three yards per carry. And if
- 24:01Speaker 1: you look at how Chubb has played, he's been.
- 24:04Speaker 4: A stunt man.
- 24:05Speaker 1: He's played as a battering ram, and so many major
- 24:09Speaker 1: operations on his legs and his knees and other body
- 24:12Speaker 1: parts there that at this point Nick Chubb is like
- 24:15Speaker 1: the Terminator. But we're not sure if he's as good
- 24:18Speaker 1: as the old character in Hollywood. Be a cyborg, and
- 24:22Speaker 1: I'm convinced that if you looked behind the scenes there
- 24:25Speaker 1: Nick Chobb, he's got living tissue on the outside, but
- 24:29Speaker 1: he's got this robotic endos skeleton underneath. His knees are
- 24:35Speaker 1: made of liquid metal and so in the past he
- 24:38Speaker 1: could shape shape shift, as they say, over on coast
- 24:41Speaker 1: to coast and get around defenders and all that there
- 24:44Speaker 1: is that now Chicago would be attractive for nostalgia. You
- 24:50Speaker 1: reunite the backfield. Now, Chubb's not from Chicago and all that,
- 24:55Speaker 1: but in college for the Georgia Bulldogs. Back then they
- 25:00Speaker 1: had Nick Chubb and DeAndre Swift and they could be
- 25:04Speaker 1: a dynamic duo there Swift with the Bears, they would
- 25:07Speaker 1: be together, a wintery mix of thunder and lightning rainstorm.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Now now Pittsburgh would also be fun, but only from
- 25:16Speaker 1: a Poultergeist perspective. Either he would be Nick Chubb if
- 25:19Speaker 1: he went to the Steelers, he would be a Poultergeist
- 25:23Speaker 1: and haunt the Browns, or he would be a player
- 25:27Speaker 1: planted by the Browns who's washed up, who would haunt
- 25:29Speaker 1: the Steelers as an enemy combatant sent in on a
- 25:35Speaker 1: super secret mission by the Brownies, and he can haunt
- 25:40Speaker 1: either haunt Pittsburgh or haunt the Steelers.
- 25:44Speaker 4: In the division.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Now he got Jerry Jones, also possibility, always a possibility
- 25:48Speaker 1: because Jerry Jones loves he loves designer brands. And Chubb
- 25:53Speaker 1: is again a guy that we've heard of. He would
- 25:55Speaker 1: be the typical Cowboys signing name guy at name, not
- 26:00Speaker 1: much game, possibly left to fork in the road.
- 26:03Speaker 4: You don't know.
- 26:04Speaker 1: You can get them on the cheap by low maybe
- 26:07Speaker 1: sell high by low get low?
- 26:09Speaker 4: Who knows? All right?
- 26:10Speaker 2: Now?
- 26:10Speaker 1: Last word, something that is not low, that is never low.
- 26:17Speaker 1: That would be the salary cap.
- 26:19Speaker 4: That's right.
- 26:19Speaker 1: We go to the bean counters department. The NFL salary
- 26:22Speaker 1: cap which continues to skyrocket up, up and away, and
- 26:29Speaker 1: the salary cap in the NFL set to go up
- 26:31Speaker 1: at least the bare minimum twenty two million dollars in
- 26:36Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, a couple of last couple years to
- 26:38Speaker 1: give you up over fifty million dollars. So how do
- 26:42Speaker 1: you dissect this? So I have a case of major
- 26:50Speaker 1: green eyed monster. I work in an industry, the radio business,
- 26:52Speaker 1: where they rarely ever raise payroll. They lower payroll, they
- 26:58Speaker 1: do not raise pay role, and they tell you they
- 27:02Speaker 1: cannot pay more.
- 27:04Speaker 4: And that's it.
- 27:04Speaker 1: The NFL, though it's always going up, it never goes down.
- 27:10Speaker 1: The NFL is like out back steakhouse. Business is blooming.
- 27:14Speaker 1: It's a blooming onion over there, and they're in the black.
- 27:18Speaker 1: They're in the black. Everyone is profitable. The NFL owners,
- 27:21Speaker 1: they all own cattle ranches, and the cattle ranches are
- 27:25Speaker 1: filled with a special breed of cow. They're cash cows
- 27:29Speaker 1: branded with the NFL shield on their ass and the
- 27:32Speaker 1: league they've got this one hundred and eleven billion dollar
- 27:36Speaker 1: mega TV rights deal that goes for eleven years. They
- 27:40Speaker 1: signed it back in twenty twenty one. And so it
- 27:42Speaker 1: goes up, up, up, up, up year after year. And
- 27:46Speaker 1: so that is why the salary cap keeps going up.
- 27:48Speaker 1: But we are firmly on the side of the aisle
- 27:52Speaker 1: big picture that the cap is crap. We've been on
- 27:55Speaker 1: that side for a while. And as the former president
- 27:58Speaker 1: George W. Bush said back in here day, it's fuzzy math.
- 28:01Speaker 1: The salary cap, well, it keeps going up. It is
- 28:04Speaker 1: a myth. It is a act of fiction used by
- 28:07Speaker 1: franchises as an excuse to get rid of players they
- 28:12Speaker 1: no longer want and not pay players because they say, well,
- 28:16Speaker 1: we just don't have the money. We've got to pinch pennies.
- 28:18Speaker 1: And that's how it goes. And teams have been able
- 28:20Speaker 1: to finagle it when they want to. The Rams did it,
- 28:24Speaker 1: Philadelphia is doing it right now.
- 28:27Speaker 4: You can certainly mess with the books. You can cook
- 28:29Speaker 4: the books, as.
- 28:30Speaker 1: They say, get that Enron accounting in there and just
- 28:33Speaker 1: move some decimal points around and you'll get your desired result.
- 28:37Speaker 1: And you're turning signing bonuses into roster bonuses and all that. Now,
- 28:41Speaker 1: the NFL they recalculate the cap annually and it is
- 28:47Speaker 1: based on an unscientific formula that is bargain bargain with
- 28:55Speaker 1: the players now, and there's a league revenues, percentage of
- 28:58Speaker 1: sales of merchandise and all that stuff all are factored in.
- 29:03Speaker 1: There's a lot of variables, but it always goes up.
- 29:06Speaker 4: It never goes down. Now, the final figure is not.
- 29:09Speaker 1: Done done done until the league in the NFL Players
- 29:12Speaker 1: Association tweaked the numbers. So they'll go in there with
- 29:16Speaker 1: their calculators and they'll bring in the nerds. The union
- 29:19Speaker 1: will hire nerds, and then on the other side, the
- 29:23Speaker 1: NFL's got their own nerds.
- 29:25Speaker 4: It's really the.
- 29:25Speaker 1: Golden age of nerds, right, Holy cow, golden age of nerds.
- 29:29Speaker 1: And they're just you know, futs around with the numbers
- 29:31Speaker 1: there and they'll figure it out and there'll be certain exemptions,
- 29:34Speaker 1: kind of like the big businesses in America. There's tax
- 29:37Speaker 1: exemptions here, there's tax exemptions there.
- 29:40Speaker 4: And you just kind of move money around and you're
- 29:43Speaker 4: on your way.
- 29:45Speaker 1: And as we've learned in recent weeks, many of the
- 29:47Speaker 1: government bureaucracies are doing the same thing.
- 29:49Speaker 4: They're just moving money around and all that. And you
- 29:51Speaker 4: know that.
- 29:52Speaker 2: Why be sure to catch live editions of the Ben
- 29:54Speaker 2: Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 29:59Speaker 4: It's smaller. How about that?
- 30:00Speaker 2: To the third degree, this is one big Ben gets
- 30:06Speaker 2: grilled Coop daal Loop.
- 30:09Speaker 7: In a recent article on the Athletic it was suggested
- 30:12Speaker 7: that because of Sequon Barkley's impact on the Eagles, teams
- 30:15Speaker 7: may approach the draft differently and we could see up
- 30:18Speaker 7: to three running backs taken in the first round. Ben,
- 30:20Speaker 7: do you see any chance of that happening?
- 30:23Speaker 1: I do not. I'm of the mind there'll be one
- 30:25Speaker 1: or two running backs that are gonna be draft.
- 30:27Speaker 4: I don't think we'll get to three.
- 30:28Speaker 1: I think three is still too many.
- 30:32Speaker 5: Uh.
- 30:32Speaker 1: For example, the kid from Boise State supposed to be
- 30:35Speaker 1: a top fifteen pick in the draft, and the other
- 30:37Speaker 1: guys at running back you're talking about being picked near
- 30:40Speaker 1: the end of the first round. I think those guys
- 30:41Speaker 1: will end up going in the second round. So I'm
- 30:44Speaker 1: gonna go. I think there'll be one one. I don't
- 30:48Speaker 1: even think there'll be two, so I don't. I'm I'm
- 30:50Speaker 1: that's that's not going to happen. I go one running back,
- 30:53Speaker 1: the kid from Boise State.
- 30:54Speaker 4: That's it. Next.
- 30:55Speaker 7: The early betting odds for NFL Coach of the Year
- 30:57Speaker 7: in twenty twenty five are in and Ben Johnson and
- 30:59Speaker 7: Mike Ray. They're tied for the best odds. Bend to
- 31:02Speaker 7: the books have the right favorites.
- 31:04Speaker 1: Well, they have the favorites because the formula is pretty simple.
- 31:07Speaker 1: You take a crap bag team and they become good
- 31:10Speaker 1: and you're new. So they have all the criteria, all
- 31:13Speaker 1: the ingredients, Rabel and Ben Johnson, plus there's a lot
- 31:16Speaker 1: of Bears fans and obviously a lot of Patriots fans
- 31:18Speaker 1: from their their dynasty.
- 31:21Speaker 4: But that's the one.
- 31:22Speaker 1: Like Sean McVay has a good team, he's not gonna
- 31:23Speaker 1: win because they're good every year or Tom next.
- 31:27Speaker 5: No.
- 31:27Speaker 7: According to a report on Monday, Oklahoma City stars shake
- 31:30Speaker 7: Gilgis Alexander plans to serve as his own agent going forward.
- 31:34Speaker 7: Now we've seen this a few times from a different
- 31:36Speaker 7: star athletes over the past couple of years.
- 31:38Speaker 1: Do you think it's becoming a trend? Well, he's already
- 31:41Speaker 1: got the max contract, so It makes a lot of sense.
- 31:44Speaker 1: You don't need an agent. You've already had to pay
- 31:45Speaker 1: your agent because you got the max contract. But all
- 31:48Speaker 1: you need is a marketing person to get you endorsements.
- 31:51Speaker 1: And so yeah, what's the point, You've already got the money.
- 31:54Speaker 4: How do we do?
- 31:55Speaker 1: Koop? You pass this edition?
- 31:56Speaker 4: That is a win.
- 31:58Speaker 1: Douggay scold guggery for the wind.
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- 32:14Speaker 2: listen live. It's now time for time.
- 32:19Speaker 1: Horry, horry, carry wait.
- 32:20Speaker 2: Ask bad Twitter, Send us your questions on Twitter.
- 32:24Speaker 1: Now your questions are answers, well our arrest sell the hour.
- 32:27Speaker 1: It's late, great Larry King would say back in his day,
- 32:31Speaker 1: the reading of the questions by the Master of ceremonies
- 32:35Speaker 1: the googloo.
- 32:36Speaker 7: All right, Ben, I'm gonna start off with a question
- 32:38Speaker 7: from Tammy in Montana.
- 32:40Speaker 4: Hi, Tammy, we miss you. Tammy. Tammy's working the draded
- 32:43Speaker 4: day shift.
- 32:44Speaker 2: Now.
- 32:44Speaker 7: Uh, she says, hypothetically, if you wanted to kill someone,
- 32:49Speaker 7: how would you?
- 32:50Speaker 1: She needs some new ideas.
- 32:52Speaker 4: Some new ideas. Uh, well, I have.
- 32:54Speaker 1: Actually, it's funny bringing it up, Tommy, because I was
- 32:56Speaker 1: thinking about this the other day.
- 32:57Speaker 4: I have killed all the people I want to kill
- 32:59Speaker 4: in my life.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Zero that's the number. But no, what would you what
- 33:03Speaker 1: would you go with? I don't know. I wouldn't I
- 33:06Speaker 1: wouldn't want to kill anyone, So I've never really spent
- 33:09Speaker 1: much time of saying it. I guess you'd go superhero wise, right,
- 33:11Speaker 1: something like out of the movies, with some kind of
- 33:13Speaker 1: like maga laser ray or something like that.
- 33:16Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 33:17Speaker 1: Is that for everyone and just for me? For everybody else?
- 33:19Speaker 4: Lorraine? How do you women usually use poison?
- 33:21Speaker 2: Right?
- 33:21Speaker 4: Isn't that the silent killer?
- 33:24Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 33:24Speaker 8: But I either want the chopped up and fed to
- 33:26Speaker 8: the pigs method, or I want in a safe thrown
- 33:30Speaker 8: into the bottom of like a well or a river
- 33:33Speaker 8: or something that low.
- 33:34Speaker 1: Painful, agonizing, like the East River in New York or something.
- 33:37Speaker 1: You just toss him in there.
- 33:38Speaker 9: I just don't want to be caught. You know, you
- 33:39Speaker 9: got to get rid of all the evidence.
- 33:40Speaker 4: Yes, that's the problem.
- 33:42Speaker 1: Well you should have done it years ago, and now
- 33:44Speaker 1: you know they get DNA testing your screwed.
- 33:46Speaker 4: Yeah? Cool?
- 33:48Speaker 1: Uh, I think I would have to use a gun.
- 33:50Speaker 7: I just I don't think I would be able to
- 33:52Speaker 7: do the like up close and personal stuff.
- 33:54Speaker 9: Gun's not a for sure kill, though, Well says, if
- 33:58Speaker 9: you want.
- 33:58Speaker 8: To, a lot of people try to would commit suicide
- 34:01Speaker 8: and they fail because they used a gun.
- 34:05Speaker 4: Maybe they didn't really want to exactly. Maybe.
- 34:07Speaker 9: No, it's not a chance, it's just not I can
- 34:11Speaker 9: look you take.
- 34:17Speaker 4: All right?
- 34:18Speaker 6: All right?
- 34:21Speaker 4: All right? What happened to music? What's next year? What
- 34:23Speaker 4: do we have?
- 34:24Speaker 1: Answer?
- 34:26Speaker 9: Are you deaf today?
- 34:28Speaker 1: Do you not hear it? All right? So we're gonna
- 34:34Speaker 1: go with a question from ferg Dog.
- 34:36Speaker 7: All right, Fergie, uh, he wants to know would you
- 34:39Speaker 7: rather take a one minute or one hour shower every
- 34:42Speaker 7: day for the rest of your life?
- 34:45Speaker 4: Yeah? One hour is way too long.
- 34:47Speaker 1: You can get all the key parts done in one
- 34:49Speaker 1: minute and save time.
- 34:51Speaker 4: So I'd go one minute, Lorena.
- 34:53Speaker 9: No, heck no, I'm going one hour over a minute.
- 34:57Speaker 4: Nah, that's a waste of time.
- 34:58Speaker 7: Coop, I think I got to agree with the rain.
- 35:01Speaker 7: I would have to time it to see if what
- 35:03Speaker 7: you say is true.
- 35:05Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta get in.
- 35:06Speaker 1: You gotta work fast, because how about this your pre
- 35:08Speaker 1: soap you have pre soap before you go in the
- 35:10Speaker 1: shower and then you.
- 35:12Speaker 4: Just hit the key parts with the water.
- 35:13Speaker 1: That's a good but the other the other problem is
- 35:15Speaker 1: that the water I don't know how long it takes
- 35:17Speaker 1: a warm up at your house. Sometimes it takes a
- 35:18Speaker 1: little while for the water to warm up at the
- 35:20Speaker 1: mallor mansions.
- 35:20Speaker 7: So well, and you would run out of hot water
- 35:23Speaker 7: if it was an hour long. But it's just you know,
- 35:25Speaker 7: I was thinking, it's enough time to wash everything and
- 35:27Speaker 7: wash your hair, because you know, you don't want to
- 35:29Speaker 7: just go the rest of your life without washing your hair.
- 35:31Speaker 7: You could do one day on washing your body, then
- 35:35Speaker 7: the next day and washing your hair.
- 35:36Speaker 1: Doesn't you can you know you can alternate. Yeah, that's
- 35:38Speaker 1: a good point. All right, all right, there you go.
- 35:42Speaker 7: Here's another shower question from for a dog. He's very
- 35:44Speaker 7: interested in questions. Yes, he wants to know. Do you
- 35:48Speaker 7: shampoo first in the shower or soap?
- 35:52Speaker 4: Uh?
- 35:52Speaker 1: Yeah? And I was taught by my mom you do
- 35:54Speaker 1: the hair first and the body hair first, body. That's
- 35:57Speaker 1: why I do I hair first then body. What about you, Lorena?
- 35:59Speaker 9: Yeah, you got to do.
- 36:00Speaker 8: The main hair first, a shampoo and then your shampoo again,
- 36:03Speaker 8: and then you have to double shampoo to actually cleanse
- 36:06Speaker 8: your scalp.
- 36:07Speaker 1: No, no, don't use shampool condition guys after that.
- 36:10Speaker 8: I go to salons all the time and they tell
- 36:12Speaker 8: me how to properly wash my hair. Do not argue
- 36:14Speaker 8: with me on this. So double shampoo, wash and then conditioner.
- 36:18Speaker 1: Why do you buy some better shampoo so you don't
- 36:20Speaker 1: need a shampoo when you and they wash your hair
- 36:24Speaker 1: after they cut it, do they shampoo you twice?
- 36:27Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 36:27Speaker 8: And the actually then they extra said it too, like
- 36:29Speaker 8: they scrub it real.
- 36:31Speaker 1: Hard as well.
- 36:34Speaker 4: Yeah, alright, so double shampoo. That's Oh you do need
- 36:38Speaker 4: an hour?
- 36:38Speaker 7: Then?
- 36:41Speaker 6: Uh?
- 36:42Speaker 1: What was your the king?
- 36:44Speaker 7: Rory would like to know what was your favorite subject
- 36:46Speaker 7: in high school?
- 36:49Speaker 4: I loved debate?
- 36:51Speaker 1: Actually great, you had a debate class in high school?
- 36:54Speaker 4: Yeah, at high school.
- 36:55Speaker 9: We had a debate in middle school now too.
- 36:57Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pretty cool. I actually used still you
- 37:00Speaker 1: some of the stuff that I learned there. I only
- 37:02Speaker 1: have one of the few classes. I liked history too.
- 37:04Speaker 1: I like to learning about history and stuff like that,
- 37:06Speaker 1: So that was a by I hated.
- 37:07Speaker 4: Man didn't really like that, Loraino. What about you?
- 37:11Speaker 9: It's a college question or high school question?
- 37:13Speaker 4: High school?
- 37:14Speaker 9: My favorite class choir?
- 37:17Speaker 4: Choir? All right, wouldn't that be more of a church thing?
- 37:21Speaker 4: Are you were in the band or something?
- 37:23Speaker 9: No, it was in chore all right? Five hundred twenty
- 37:26Speaker 9: five thousand.
- 37:27Speaker 7: Not surprised subjects. Wow, I'm going I have to go
- 37:32Speaker 7: with history. That's probably my favorite as well.
- 37:35Speaker 4: She's a solid one.
- 37:36Speaker 1: Yeah, I really like that.
- 37:38Speaker 4: I was next year to ask Ben. Your questions are answers. Lorna.
- 37:42Speaker 1: We've learned she shampoos her hair twice and she loves choir.
- 37:46Speaker 7: Ralph would like to know, Hi, Ralph? What is your
- 37:49Speaker 7: favorite ice cream flavor?
- 37:51Speaker 1: Cookie dough with mint chip? In the top three? Cookie
- 37:56Speaker 1: dough mint chip?
- 37:57Speaker 4: What else do I like?
- 37:58Speaker 1: Chocolate chip? Pretty basic? I'm a basic ice cream beat show.
- 38:03Speaker 4: What about you? Lorena?
- 38:04Speaker 8: My top three cherry Bordeaux, peppermint from Umpqua Dairy, and
- 38:09Speaker 8: Rocky Road.
- 38:09Speaker 4: Also like strawberry. I like strawberry.
- 38:12Speaker 9: You're so basic.
- 38:13Speaker 7: If we're talking about just your you know, the classic
- 38:15Speaker 7: ice cream flavor that you can get anywhere, I gotta
- 38:18Speaker 7: go cookies and cream.
- 38:20Speaker 4: Cookie dough over cookies.
- 38:21Speaker 7: Now, if we're going specifics, then then I gotta go
- 38:25Speaker 7: cake batter from Coldstone.
- 38:28Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Coldstone solid. They put all the crap in
- 38:30Speaker 4: there and they put it all. That's a solid one. Yeah.
- 38:33Speaker 1: They have an apple pie one Coldstone.
- 38:36Speaker 4: Yeah amazing.
- 38:37Speaker 1: I got actual piece of apple pie surrounded by vanilla
- 38:40Speaker 1: ice cream.
- 38:41Speaker 4: It's so freaking good. It's amazing.
- 38:43Speaker 7: Quick way, a related question, Late Night Drug Tester wants
- 38:46Speaker 7: to know what is your least favorite flavor in Neapolitan
- 38:48Speaker 7: ice cream?
- 38:49Speaker 1: Oh, the you don't like the chocolate, Actually same, Chocolate's
- 38:53Speaker 1: the worst one. Yeah.
- 38:54Speaker 4: Yeah, it gets in the way. Yeah, that's a universal answer.