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Weddings and Roadhouses 7-16-26 · Dom and Jeremy

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  Speaker 1: Jerry Katy and Josh one hundred Katie all over the grams.
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  Speaker 1: I keep seeing these stories about something called slop face.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, give the okay. So they're saying that people in
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  Speaker 2: Hollywood are all starting to have the same face, and
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  Speaker 2: they are so accurate with it. So the term slop
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  Speaker 2: face comes from AI. Right, We're seeing a lot of
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  Speaker 2: AI slop. We're also seeing a lot of filters and
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  Speaker 2: you know, corrections on Instagram, like everyone's trying to be
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  Speaker 2: so perfect, and they're like, think back to the last
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  Speaker 2: several decades of movie stars, specifically now and think of
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  Speaker 2: like al Pacino, Sylvester Stallone, Meryl Street, Yeah Baylock for
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  Speaker 2: a female, you know example, there there was a time
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  Speaker 2: when they all didn't share a certain look. They all
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  Speaker 2: looked different. I mean they all look great in their
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  Speaker 2: own right or unique or whatever. They all had their
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  Speaker 2: own look though, and they didn't all start to look
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  Speaker 2: the same. And today there is a theme. And there's
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  Speaker 2: a writer who came out, so the Hollywood Reporter somebody
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  Speaker 2: wrote an article about it, and he had some really
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  Speaker 2: really good points. They're like, when was the last time
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  Speaker 2: he saw a star under forty with less than perfect teeth?
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  Speaker 2: What about a bald spot or a large nose. How
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  Speaker 2: about a lead actress in a movie with a BMI
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  Speaker 2: over thirty or a shirtless leading actor with washboard abs.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, as much as our society is very much
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  Speaker 2: like you know, it's so true, embrace our looks and
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  Speaker 2: there's no you know, no judgment exactly, there's so much judgment.
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  Speaker 1: And there's the last thick guy. I can think of
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  Speaker 1: one thick guy, Jack Black.
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  Speaker 2: Even then, he you know, has dead times in his
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  Speaker 2: career where he's been very spelt. He's been very in.
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  Speaker 1: Reynolds and the Chris Hemsworth's in the Rock absolutely, even
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  Speaker 1: Tom Cruise has a rock and bod still saying Jackman.
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  Speaker 2: A big part of where this Hollywood reporter it hit him,
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  Speaker 2: and that's where they wanted to write this story was
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  Speaker 2: they were at a party where there was a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of older news people in the room. There was also
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of younger like CW Channel two people in
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  Speaker 2: there who had the long hair extensions and the big
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  Speaker 2: lips and the eyelash extensions, and they all looked the
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  Speaker 2: same as compared to the you know, older people who
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  Speaker 2: had different looks about them. So it just it was
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  Speaker 2: very and it makes you think, like, I know, we
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  Speaker 2: all want to look good and we all want to
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  Speaker 2: feel good about ourselves, but we also want to embrace
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  Speaker 2: what makes us unique because there is no other you.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that you were the only you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, don't you phil.
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  Speaker 2: Your It was the best to be in you.
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  Speaker 4: You.
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  Speaker 3: My own personal slot face is.
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  Speaker 1: When I'm shoving barbecue into my mouth with a little
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  Speaker 1: coal sla on the side, and I got stuff on
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  Speaker 1: my face because I'm just shoveling in.
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  Speaker 2: You know what that's sexy to me?
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  Speaker 1: Jared, Yeah, Katie's got chicken juice all over her face.
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  Speaker 2: Slot face, stay sexy.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we won't tell you what's on Josh's face? Can
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  Speaker 3: I just say what?
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  Speaker 2: I wish more people came out and told us what
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  Speaker 2: happened at that wedding. I know they were all sworn
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  Speaker 2: to secrecy and sign NDA's and everything.
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  Speaker 3: I was laying in bed staring at the ceiling.
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  Speaker 2: You're telling somebody like Somber can't come out and tell
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  Speaker 2: us what happened, like we signed the girl, But it's
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  Speaker 2: like nobody's saying nothing. They must really respect Taylor.
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  Speaker 1: It's really weird, though, isn't it somebody who thrives on entertainment,
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  Speaker 1: and look at me that that was kept so private,
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  Speaker 1: which I.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of like, it's like, yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 3: You want to they'll be photo rea. You know what,
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  Speaker 3: there's going to be photop.
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  Speaker 2: There's gonna be a coffee table book that you can
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  Speaker 2: get exclusively on our web target or something exactly what
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be. You know, you're right, don't make
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  Speaker 2: money off think they are.
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  Speaker 3: They are money machines.
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  Speaker 4: They will.
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  Speaker 3: They will bank off this for sure. They'll recoup all
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  Speaker 3: the costs. You know, wish them nothing but the well,
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  Speaker 3: they probably.
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  Speaker 1: Already have just an interest payments on what they got.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, all right, guys, fifteen minutes yes, let
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  Speaker 1: me see.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'll round up twenty seconds. Fifteen minutes away
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  Speaker 3: from fast five.
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  Speaker 1: Set your reminder, be ready to call in and have
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  Speaker 1: some fun and possibly walk away with.
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  Speaker 3: Some Hillary Duff concert tickets. Seven point thirty Today with
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  Speaker 3: JKJ Real Quick.
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  Speaker 1: There's a seventy six year old woman in Florida named
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  Speaker 1: Nancy Little Nancy Pants. She received her new license plates
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  Speaker 1: in the mail recently, and she couldn't believe what she saw. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you might want to write this down so you can
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  Speaker 1: kind of puzzle it out. Here's what her license plate says,
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  Speaker 1: s q Z dash A five five.
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  Speaker 3: Squeeze ass getting on love.
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  Speaker 2: I would love that ass.
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  Speaker 3: So here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Nancy didn't order these vanity plates, sweet little seventy six year.
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  Speaker 3: Old Nancy, just a random assignment. Oh, I got an email.
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  Speaker 1: First she went and blisted and then she added, you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I got kind of chill about this in
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  Speaker 1: the past few days because the ladies that live in
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  Speaker 1: the senior community with me, they say, hey, just drive
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  Speaker 1: around with them, have some fun with you.
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  Speaker 3: She might like a few honks. There's squeeze ar plates.
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  Speaker 2: Nancy's gotten so much action since she got these plates.
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  Speaker 1: The state offered to replace them for free, but she's like, now,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and keep them to It's Florida too, so
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  Speaker 1: it's definitely a Florida story. But how cute is that
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  Speaker 1: when you're seventy six in your license plates say the
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  Speaker 1: say squeeze ass.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, she's retired, she's just living life and she would
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  Speaker 2: loving it. You know, this is what she has to
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  Speaker 2: look forward to.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: So, speaking of squeezing some booty, Katie is anticipating the
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  Speaker 1: arrival of Chicago guy.
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  Speaker 2: He's coming tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: She's been lusting after. I love him decade years.
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  Speaker 2: Nine years years, five years, but I love him a.
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  Speaker 3: Lot of back in Worth. It's a very toxic relationship.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: You guys do not like him.
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  Speaker 1: It's not going to amount to anything. But he is
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  Speaker 1: coming into town tomorrow. He's going to be waiting at
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  Speaker 1: the airport with a sign.
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  Speaker 3: Is sign's gonna say, squeeze assn it is. You guys
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  Speaker 3: are spending the weekend together.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so much so that we're gonna be checking in
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  Speaker 1: with Katie actually throughout the morning on your adventure to
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  Speaker 1: the airport and picking this clown up.
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  Speaker 3: I know, but you said that you're preparing for this.
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  Speaker 2: I am.
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  Speaker 3: We got to keep it fairly PG because he's got
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  Speaker 3: a lot of kids listening es coming out. Absolutely been preparing.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and I just want to start it like this. Now.
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  Speaker 2: I have multiple things on the list of women and
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  Speaker 2: just you know, maintenance things that I won't do by
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  Speaker 2: myself anymore. I have tried to give myself a pedicure
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  Speaker 2: and now I have tried to wax myself. Oh let
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  Speaker 2: me tell you that is not something you should trust
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  Speaker 2: me with it is not. So someone told me that,
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  Speaker 2: you know, because you can go get that done and
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  Speaker 2: it's like thirty forty bucks something like that. And so
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  Speaker 2: somebody said, you know, you can get that the strips
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  Speaker 2: at any retail store and it's like ten bucks and
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  Speaker 2: you get a box of twenty strips and you just
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  Speaker 2: peel them apart, you lay them on where you need
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  Speaker 2: to strip the hair, and then you pull it back
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  Speaker 2: right so here, I am like, this looks so easy.
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  Speaker 2: And I had to get a tan yesterday too, so
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  Speaker 2: right before I got my tan, I'm like, oh crap,
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  Speaker 2: I forgot I have to wax.
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  Speaker 3: So first of all, would you peel the tan off
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  Speaker 3: if you were to do it after?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably because it's.
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  Speaker 3: The spray tan, but also the peel the skin so
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  Speaker 3: much more.
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  Speaker 2: So I put the little wax thing where I need
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  Speaker 2: it to be, and I guess, like I know, well,
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  Speaker 2: and you're not supposed to put it in a crevice,
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  Speaker 2: and like, well, this is where your leg and the.
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  Speaker 3: Where you meet, so right there.
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  Speaker 2: And so like I have it there and I pull
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  Speaker 2: it back and let me just first of all, if
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  Speaker 2: you've never done that ouch out and then I had
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  Speaker 2: to do it three more times. It's like, that's why.
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  Speaker 3: People pay for this three times?
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  Speaker 1: How Harry are you squatch over here?
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  Speaker 3: But is this nineteen seventy?
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  Speaker 2: Shut up? The strips are this big.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 2: Sweaty dug in about over here. The first one comes
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  Speaker 2: off fine, but it hurts, and I'm like, oh, I
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  Speaker 2: really have to brace myself for these next on the wall.
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  Speaker 2: Then so then I'm thinking I don't have to do
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  Speaker 2: it as hard, and so I try and gentle pull
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  Speaker 2: it back and it didn't work, and then the wax
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  Speaker 2: just stuck to me all started going everywhere. Oh on
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  Speaker 2: my arm, I've got it off my toe. There's wax
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  Speaker 2: on my elbow and I don't even know how good there.
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  Speaker 2: And then getting that stuff off in the shower.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty much impossible. Yeah, it's not happening. Like it's not happening.
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  Speaker 2: So then I'm googling how do I take off this
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  Speaker 2: wax off my body?
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  Speaker 3: Because he answered said there.
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  Speaker 2: Should be some strips in the box that help you.
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  Speaker 2: And then I look at the box, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Like, oh, there it is like an alcohol way youragon check.
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  Speaker 2: I did not check, Josh. I had baby wipes and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, so then after that, I have to go
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  Speaker 4: get the tan still right, And I told her. I
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  Speaker 4: was like, listen, I did something kind of stupid, like
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  Speaker 4: twenty minutes ago.
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  Speaker 2: I decided to wax off like all of this, and
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  Speaker 2: she was like, here's a baby wipe. I'm like, I
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  Speaker 2: already did that. I already did that didn't really work.
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  Speaker 2: So then my problem is the parts where the wax
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  Speaker 2: is still sticking to my body. So I have the
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  Speaker 2: funniest Damne. I can't how do you explain that lights
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  Speaker 2: off day at the pool? Explain this at the pool?
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  Speaker 2: I know, so like, I'm just going to add that
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  Speaker 2: to the list of things that I should not do
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  Speaker 2: by myself. I'm going to pay for that.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, at least get a friend over or something
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  Speaker 1: to help you.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I need to call a friend next time,
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  Speaker 2: because that is not a solo.
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  Speaker 1: This is just the beginning of the disastrous weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see that it's gonna be amazing.
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  Speaker 3: I have questions for you too.
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk about later on the show in
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  Speaker 1: regards to where he's staying. What you mean, like and like,
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  Speaker 1: how you're gonna do your business. I have questions about
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  Speaker 1: let's talk about that later in the show.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, this week it's gonna be a disaster.
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  Speaker 3: Don't eat any lettuce.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Katie off the air was like, have you seen the
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  Speaker 1: Texas Roadhouse hack? And I was like, what, Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: like my favorite place ever it is?
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  Speaker 3: What is it good?
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  Speaker 2: And we all love their buns and honey butter right,
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  Speaker 2: those rolls, that's Roadhouse.
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  Speaker 1: That's my nicknames, like the studio.
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  Speaker 3: Your honey but but well.
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  Speaker 2: Did you know when you roll into Texas Roadhouse and
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  Speaker 2: they bring you that basket of delicious rolls, you can
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  Speaker 2: ask them to turn around and take those rolls right
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  Speaker 2: back to the kitchen, cut them in half and grill
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  Speaker 2: them on the flat top. Why because it makes them
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  Speaker 2: crispy and crunchy and delicious. It's so good. So you
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  Speaker 2: can ask them to grill your buns and they'll do
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  Speaker 2: it for you free of charge. And it's I heard
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  Speaker 2: of this and it's essentially something. All the time, you're
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  Speaker 2: just toasting them, but they put them on the flat top.
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  Speaker 2: And that's the difference because you got to create that
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  Speaker 2: crust and you have to have you know.
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  Speaker 3: It might be a little a little state grease.
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  Speaker 2: Steak green, the beefy goodness, your goodness, it's so good. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: all right, yeah, so you just like level up those
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  Speaker 2: honey butter buns.
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  Speaker 3: That's the big hack. Huh what is wrong with that?
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  Speaker 2: I've been Yes, you didn't hear about it. You had
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  Speaker 2: no idea you could ask these people well to turn
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  Speaker 2: back and bring them back into the kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: I got a question.
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  Speaker 1: Are you allowed to ask for some of that cinnamon
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  Speaker 1: butter for like to go?
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  Speaker 3: Can you take it to go?
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  Speaker 2: I just did that. Yeah, I just did that.
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  Speaker 3: The desk give me some of that butter, you go.
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  Speaker 1: I got two extra cases, Yeah, you get two extra
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  Speaker 1: cases and some rolls to go on the case.
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  Speaker 3: Like just a little like a little a little tough
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  Speaker 3: doll up they do, two little dollups. Just put it
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  Speaker 3: wrapped down in my pocket. You hold your pocket out,
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  Speaker 3: fill it up right.
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  Speaker 1: Running out to your car with a handful of butter
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  Speaker 1: in the ninety degree heat.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, this was a bad idea. This is a
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  Speaker 3: really bad idea.