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How To Tell if the Pope is A Gen Z-er · Podcast - Big 98.7

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  Speaker 1: Today's riety Big ninety eight point seven. It's Gabe and Angie.
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  Speaker 1: A beautiful day today and an even better weekend, sunny
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  Speaker 1: and fifty nine today. And by this time next week,
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  Speaker 1: it's probably unlikely, but it is possible. By this time
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  Speaker 1: next week there could be a new pope. Oh that's right.
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  Speaker 2: That conclave could be really long or really short. You
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  Speaker 2: can never tell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what day does it actually start? As May seven? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: which I think is next Wednesday, So yeah, next Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it could possibly get done in two days.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really know if that's possible.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, either way, I was reading about the conclave
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  Speaker 1: next week and I found something out about the history
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  Speaker 1: of popes. And I'll tell you what. One of these
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  Speaker 1: things is not like the other. In what way? Did
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  Speaker 1: you know there was a pope that was at what
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  Speaker 1: At one time there was a pope that was eighteen
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  Speaker 1: years old? This pain This pope wasn't old enough to
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  Speaker 1: go to Happy Harry's bottle service and grab himself a
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  Speaker 1: sixer and head back to the Vatican.
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  Speaker 2: Well, been good thing he was a pope status because
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  Speaker 2: they can't be drinking like that.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, that's that's true. Well, I've came up with
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  Speaker 1: some ways you could tell if your pope was eighteen
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  Speaker 1: years old. Oh gosh, okay, Gabe, in twenty twenty five,
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  Speaker 1: if your pope was eighteen years old. One of the
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  Speaker 1: tall tale signs or first tale signs. What's that saying? Telltale?
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  Speaker 1: Tell thank you. One of the first tell tale signs
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  Speaker 1: is that he'd show up forty five minutes late to mass.
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  Speaker 1: All fair, that's just what kids do these days, all right.
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  Speaker 1: If you see smoke at the altar on your ceremony,
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  Speaker 1: he's probably vapor. Oh my gosh, all right. He might
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  Speaker 1: have you resay your confession because he didn't hear it
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  Speaker 1: because you were too big. He was too busy texting Gabe.
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  Speaker 2: This is too real. I feel like my kid is
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  Speaker 2: about to become the pope.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. He might deliver that communion wafer in a door
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  Speaker 1: dash bag. I got one more for you, he would say,
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  Speaker 1: in the name of the Father, the Son, and the
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  Speaker 1: skibbity toilet later Worst Friday, Big ninety eight point seven.
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  Speaker 1: The vibes are high today. I think when I get
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  Speaker 1: to read or read when I see a weather forecast
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  Speaker 1: like this, it just puts you in a great mood.
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  Speaker 1: This would almost be a little victory. Today, Sonny in
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  Speaker 1: fifty six and this weekend Sonny, and we're in the
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  Speaker 1: seventies both days. Good morning, It's Gabe and Angie. Other
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  Speaker 1: than an incredible weekend of weather coming up, we like
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  Speaker 1: to share little victories to start these show off, to
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  Speaker 1: start our day off with just some positivity and a
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  Speaker 1: reason to smile. Angie, wa't your little victory.
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  Speaker 2: My little victory is that I did chores. I cleaned
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  Speaker 2: the entire house on a weekday. That never happens. Gabe.
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  Speaker 1: We are a weekend family, Yes, We're a weekend family.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. And so I got it done yesterday. I could
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  Speaker 2: hardly believe it. I'm so proud of myself.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome. And there's something nice about it too. When
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  Speaker 1: you go into this weekend now you don't feel like
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  Speaker 1: you have to do it, or maybe you only have
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  Speaker 1: to do a couple of things as opposed to like
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of choices. Yeah, truly.
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  Speaker 2: When I went to get ready this morning, I had
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  Speaker 2: forgotten that I had cleaned the entire bathroom, and I
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  Speaker 2: saw the empty sink and I thought, oh, good job.
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  Speaker 1: Girl. Couldn't find anything either true, right, my little victory.
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  Speaker 1: It is pretty little, but it was nice. So most
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  Speaker 1: of the time, when I get home from work, the
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  Speaker 1: doggie and I go for a walk every day, rain shine, sleeper, snow.
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  Speaker 1: I make sure she gets it, otherwise she's a bit
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  Speaker 1: of a nightmare. Yeah, yesterday, I was a little bit tough.
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  Speaker 1: When we were done, it was still raining, and it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't raining hard, but it was just enough to be annoying, right,
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  Speaker 1: and so I'm like, well, I know their sun coming eventually,
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  Speaker 1: let me ride this out. So it took a while,
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  Speaker 1: but when Corey got home it was kind of nice.
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  Speaker 1: We were able to take our dog on a walk together. Normally,
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  Speaker 1: when she gets home, she does some litter box stuff,
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  Speaker 1: like cleans out litter boxes, and you know by that
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  Speaker 1: it's just like, all right, let's eat and chill or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: The dog's already been worn out enough, and so it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of nice. We just did a little family walk together.
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  Speaker 1: And we do have a cat stroller. Have you ever
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  Speaker 1: heard of one of those?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, yes, And I wish I would have
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  Speaker 2: run into you on this walk.
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  Speaker 1: How adorable. So yeah, myself, my wife, our dog, and Pam,
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  Speaker 1: one of our cats all got to go on a
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  Speaker 1: walk last night. I love this so pretty sweet on
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  Speaker 1: the way, Taylor Swift. And then we'll have some tea
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  Speaker 1: for you in Big ninety eight point seven. Today's Ariety,
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  Speaker 1: Big ninety eight point seven, it's Gaven, Angie, Sonny and
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  Speaker 1: fifty nine Today and Sunshine all weekend Longing.
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  Speaker 2: People break up sometimes that's just how it is. And
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  Speaker 2: usually when it's a celebrity couple, they release a statement
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  Speaker 2: and like please, you know we're going through it, blah
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  Speaker 2: blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: Respect.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a little strange that I was scrolling
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  Speaker 2: on my Instagram and someone I know released a breakup statement.
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  Speaker 2: I have some personal news to share with you. Recently,
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  Speaker 2: my wife and I made the difficult decision to close
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  Speaker 2: the chapter on our marriage. As we embark on these
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  Speaker 2: new journeys. We do so with mutual respect for one
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  Speaker 2: another and with love in our hearts for everyone who
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  Speaker 2: supported us along the way. Please respect our privacy at
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  Speaker 2: this time.
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  Speaker 1: Does Brad Pitt follow you?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Was? No?
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  Speaker 2: It was just random, man, I am so flabbergasted. And
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  Speaker 2: then the other thing, it was like clearly made on
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  Speaker 2: some sort of like maybe canva. Yeah, and it has
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  Speaker 2: like his signature at the bottom. It's I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 1: I saw this. I read it.
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  Speaker 2: I did a double take, like, what's celebrity couple just
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  Speaker 2: broke up? And it's like, no, it's just that guy
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  Speaker 2: you met at that one place. And am I a
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  Speaker 2: jerk for thinking this is too much my guy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? If I ever heard, I mean, if I ever
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  Speaker 1: I suppose got divorced, of course I would tell my
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  Speaker 1: like immediate friends and family, for sure. I'd probably just
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  Speaker 1: let everyone else figure out on their own topic. Okay
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  Speaker 1: that I don't know if I would feel the need
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  Speaker 1: to be like, please, uh respect my privacy and YadA, YadA, YadA.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. That seems like a lot to me.
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  Speaker 2: A lot and like pretentious. Maybe Listen, me and my
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  Speaker 2: husband split almost two years ago, and.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't tell anyone.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I told my obviously my friends and family,
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  Speaker 2: but I didn't make a post about that. That's insane.
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  Speaker 2: I just feel like, in this day and age, aren't
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  Speaker 2: you if it's like people that you know from regular
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  Speaker 2: life that broke up, let me instagram stock you and
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  Speaker 2: try to find when was the last time you posted
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  Speaker 2: a picture.
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  Speaker 1: With your significant other?
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  Speaker 2: Like I need to do the internet sleuthing myself to
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  Speaker 2: find out.
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  Speaker 1: This takes all the fun out of it. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's one thing if you just like, let's say
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  Speaker 1: you just write out a quick post on Facebook or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's fine. When you go into Canva and
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  Speaker 1: make a graphic and apply a signature and you're just
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  Speaker 1: regular old Joe, it's too much. That might be doing
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  Speaker 1: a little too much. In the world of rules and
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  Speaker 1: gray areas, one radio station dares to ask the hard questions,
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  Speaker 1: is it legal? Just kind of sketchy? This is big
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  Speaker 1: ninety eight point seven law and disorder.
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  Speaker 2: You've just walked out of Happy Harry's bottle shop with
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  Speaker 2: your hard celts in hand, ready to go home and
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  Speaker 2: crack one open.
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  Speaker 1: When you look across the parking lot.
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  Speaker 2: And see the cutest little wiener dog in the back
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  Speaker 2: of a car. All the windows are up. He's running around,
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  Speaker 2: he's yapping and jumping. You can hear the faint cries
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  Speaker 2: of his bark.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. Who knows how long he's been in there.
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  Speaker 2: But it is ninety eight degrees. You walk over to
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  Speaker 2: the car. His eyes are pleading with you. We're my
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  Speaker 2: outa here, Gabe, Can you break that window to rescue
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  Speaker 2: that wiener dog.
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  Speaker 1: When it comes to breaking windows to save a dog's life,
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  Speaker 1: there are currently fifteen states that have good Samaritan or
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  Speaker 1: civil immunity laws that apply if an anirable, an animal,
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  Speaker 1: or a vulnerable person is left in a car in
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  Speaker 1: extreme conditions. This law would generally allow you to use
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  Speaker 1: any reasonable means necessary to rescue this wiener dog, which
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  Speaker 1: could mean breaking the window without having to pay for
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  Speaker 1: the damages or face criminal charges. The verdict is this
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  Speaker 1: is not legal in North Dakota. There are fifteen states
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  Speaker 1: that have these good Samaritan lawns. North Dakota nor Minnesota
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  Speaker 1: are one of them. So while you could break the
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  Speaker 1: window at your own risk and save the dog, there
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  Speaker 1: is a chance you'd have to pay for it at
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  Speaker 1: the end. That is sketchy. This is the perfect time
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  Speaker 1: to remind you that Gabe and Angie are not lawyers
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  Speaker 1: and this is not legal advice their morning show hosts
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  Speaker 1: on Big ninety eight point seven. For further questions regarding
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  Speaker 1: the subject, please speak to your own local enforcement or
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  Speaker 1: your own lawyer. The NFL has announced some massive fines
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  Speaker 1: over the prying phone call heard round the world. The
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta Falcons will have to pay two hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars, and the defensive coordinator for the Falcons, his
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  Speaker 1: name is Jeff Ulbrick, he himself will have to shell
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  Speaker 1: out one hundred thousand dollars. If you don't know what
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about, the Atlanta Falcons have a coach, and
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  Speaker 1: the coach's son prank Phone, called Shador Sanders in the
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  Speaker 1: Grand Scheme of Life. Really not that big of a deal,
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  Speaker 1: but if very very stupid during the draft exactly, he
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  Speaker 1: called him and basically said, hey, we want to take it,
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  Speaker 1: but it looks like you're gonna have to wait a
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  Speaker 1: little bit longer because he had fallen so far in
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  Speaker 1: the draft after some people thought he'd be taken in
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  Speaker 1: like the top ten or whatever. Very very very dumb, right,
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  Speaker 1: but no one got hurt. I don't think this should
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  Speaker 1: be as big of a deal as it, but you
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  Speaker 1: know whatever, it's unclear if that one hundred thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: fine going to this coach, we'll be passing any of
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  Speaker 1: that responsibility to his twenty one year old son. I
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  Speaker 1: mean that twenty one year old son. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: he has one hundred thousand dollars does he There's no
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  Speaker 1: way his dad is gonna have to pay it.
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  Speaker 2: That is so annoying when your kids do something and
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  Speaker 2: then you have to pay for it.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I will say Schador did come out and like
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  Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, I kind of ruined it or
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  Speaker 1: bum bummed me out or whatever. But kids do dumb
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  Speaker 1: things and what have you? Right, So no harm, no foul,
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  Speaker 1: very very stupid, and so I was kind of curious.
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  Speaker 1: If you have kid, did they ever or maybe you
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  Speaker 1: did it to your parents? Did you ever break something,
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  Speaker 1: damage something? Did you ever cost your parents tons of money?
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  Speaker 1: Probably not in the realm of or one hundred thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: You never know. Well, let us know. It's seven oh
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  Speaker 1: one two eight zero one nine eight seven. I remember
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  Speaker 1: I parked my dad's truck in the garage and I
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  Speaker 1: did not I was not paying attention, didn't line it
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  Speaker 1: up right or whatever. I put the garage down, and
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  Speaker 1: it scratched the living hell out of the back of
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  Speaker 1: that truck. He was very cool about it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think he really worried about it or did anything about it,
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  Speaker 1: but it probably would have cost five hundred something dollars
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  Speaker 1: to replace.
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  Speaker 2: That it's always a car, right, Like I had a
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  Speaker 2: car that my mom very graciously was paying for me
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  Speaker 2: and my ex totaled it. Oh nice, Yeah, and it
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  Speaker 2: was his fault. So then insurance and all this, and yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she had to come out of pocket a few thousand
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  Speaker 2: them nikes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tia, did you have a kid ever break something
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  Speaker 1: that maybe cost you some money?
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  Speaker 2: My kid once broke a fancy glass bowl while pretending
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  Speaker 2: to be Spider.
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  Speaker 1: Man at a friend's house. Of course, we apologized and
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  Speaker 1: offered to replace it. Lesson learn Lesson learned. Yeah, with
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  Speaker 1: great power comes great responsibility, right, and it might come
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  Speaker 1: with a real fat paycheck. It's riety big ninety eight
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  Speaker 1: point seven. It's gave an Angie, Sonny and fifty nine today.
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  Speaker 1: If you haven't heard, the Atlanta Falcons were fined at
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. The defensive coordinator for
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  Speaker 1: the Atlanta Falcons. His name is Jeff Ulbrick. He was
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  Speaker 1: fined one hundred thousand dollars all because of his twenty
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  Speaker 1: one year old son's prank phone call to Shadure Sanders
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  Speaker 1: during the NFL draft. He basically said, oh, hey, we
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  Speaker 1: really want you but you're gonna have to wait a
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  Speaker 1: little long, YadA YadA YadA. In hindsight, obviously very very stupid.
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  Speaker 1: But I think we need to pump the brakes on
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  Speaker 1: this being the end of the world. It's not that
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  Speaker 1: truly that big of a deal for it.
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  Speaker 2: To be a total of what three hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars, fine, right, that is insane to me. And
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  Speaker 2: one hundred thousand of that his dad is on the
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  Speaker 2: hook essentially because that kid doesn't have one hundred thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no chance. And not only that, So imagine your
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  Speaker 1: kid a breaks something or does something that costs you
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  Speaker 1: a ton of money, it costs your employer a ton
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  Speaker 1: of money. Only now granted, the people on the falcons
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  Speaker 1: are his name's Arthur Blank. He owns home depot two
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand dollars. He's not really too worried
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  Speaker 1: about but but money's money. Get this money, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: We wanted to know, did your kid ever do something
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  Speaker 1: or break something that ended up costing some money? Seven
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  Speaker 1: h one two eight zero one nine eight seven. What
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  Speaker 1: do we have? Angie?
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  Speaker 2: Jessica said, my daughter threw a hair brush at her brother.
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  Speaker 2: He ducked it missed and shouted our fifty inch flat screen.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, that's awful.
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  Speaker 2: That is tough, Kim said Red Lobster's dumpster wall and
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  Speaker 2: the truck.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Kim, we need more context. What does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: But it does sound expensive. You know what it is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it sounds like it costs of money for sure.
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  Speaker 2: And then Melissa said, we should start with what hasn't
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  Speaker 2: been broken?
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  Speaker 1: Fair, it's the accumulative. Accumulative. Yeah, accumulation, that's a big word.
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  Speaker 1: We have Chris on the line, Chris, what's your kid break?
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  Speaker 1: My son went on a page this one time and
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  Speaker 1: knocked over six different things at my friend house. He
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  Speaker 1: broke five of them and cost me three nothing worse
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  Speaker 1: than It's not even your stuff that got your kid broke.
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  Speaker 1: It breaks someone else's stuff. This is why I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to take my kids anywhere. Official wedding season. It
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  Speaker 1: has arrived. It is May, and that means to clear
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  Speaker 1: the calendar. If you have one, two, three, and goodness
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  Speaker 1: forbid more than weddings to go to, how much will
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  Speaker 1: it cost you? Beny Blanco and Selena Gomez we heard
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  Speaker 1: yesterday we're talking about their upcoming wedding. Yeah, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: I imagine that their wedding will cost probably a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more than the average wedding. But the whole thing
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  Speaker 1: is just a big giant money spend sometimes sometimes, right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I found out how much it costs to just attend
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  Speaker 1: a wedding. This is just simply going, not if you're
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  Speaker 1: in it, not if you're a part of it somehow,
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  Speaker 1: And it's kind of a lot. I would have never
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  Speaker 1: guessed this number. If you had a guess, what would
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  Speaker 1: it be, Angie, Oh gosh, I don't know. Three hundred,
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  Speaker 1: three hundred dollars Okay, the average single person should expect
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  Speaker 1: to spend four hundred sixty one dollars to attend a wedding.
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  Speaker 1: For a couple, it's closer to five hundred and fifty.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot. You know, it's gas, potentially, hotel, gifts, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: you know, my mouthfit outfit, Yeah, money you spend at
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  Speaker 1: the wedding, you know, if you're if you're want to
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  Speaker 1: buy a beer or whatever. All right, well, I don't
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  Speaker 1: believe in weddings in our open bar. How dare you
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  Speaker 1: right now? If you are a member of the bridal
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  Speaker 1: groom or the excuse me, if you're a member of
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  Speaker 1: the bride party or you're a groomsman, how much can
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  Speaker 1: you expect to spend? You know what, I'm gonna guess
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  Speaker 1: A thousand. It's so much money, so much money. It's
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  Speaker 1: closer to two thousand dollars. No, Now, I will say,
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  Speaker 1: I do think ladies bring this average up a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a wedding this summer. I think you're in
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  Speaker 1: a wedding. Two. I'm in a wedding this summer, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm made of honor. Yeah, how much do you think
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  Speaker 1: that'll cost you? One million dollars?
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  Speaker 2: I already even just it, sure, yeah, even just reserving
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  Speaker 2: my hotel in the hotel block, which allegedly gets you
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  Speaker 2: a discount on the hotel. I don't know that that's
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  Speaker 2: true because I already that already puts me at almost
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  Speaker 2: a thousand, and I don't have my dress yet. You
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  Speaker 2: know what, I will say, the bride is a sweetheart,
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  Speaker 2: and she's buying all the dresses for the rides maids,
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  Speaker 2: and so that's really kind because that's expensive, and it's
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  Speaker 2: a dress you probably will never be able to wear again.
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  Speaker 2: Even though they always tell you, oh, my gosh, you
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  Speaker 2: care you can keep it and wear it again? No,
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  Speaker 2: you can't, And so she's at least paying for that.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: But like hair, makeup, gas to drive.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: There, married to Jeff Bezos. Can you introduce me to
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: this lady made a money What does she got a
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: paper tree in the backyard.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: No, she just works in radio, so she probably had
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: to do a buy now, pay later. Right on.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I'm in a wedding as well, and I think I've
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: spent like a hundred bucks so far. It really hasn't
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: been too bad. All we have to do is get
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: the suit. Basically, I do have a bachelor party and
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: all of that attached to it, so it will get
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: close to like one thousand dollars. But it is crazy
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: the day of how much more it is for ladies
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: than for guys most of the time, you know, because
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: there's the makeup, the dress, the hair, the YadA YadA YadA.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Life isn't fair. Yeah, for guys, we wake up and
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: go golf and pay for like one hundred and twenty
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: dollars suit or something like that. Must be nice. I
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: mean that right there could have been the good news.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: You probably to have games good news of the day
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: and it involves a one hundred and fifteen year old
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: British woman has now become the world's oldest living person.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Her name is Ethel Catterham. I mean, how British is that?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: That's Ethel right. She credits her longevity to never arguing
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: with anyone listening, and here's the best part, doing what
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: she likes. Die young, are intie? You're in big trouble
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: forties right around the No, I'm just kidding. The world's
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: all nice people. If you can't find one, you gotta
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: be