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Pyramids On Antartica · Cosmic Peach

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  Speaker 1: Baby, I'm a gangstato.
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  Speaker 2: It takes at a tangle.
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  Speaker 1: You don't mess with me.
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  Speaker 2: Mess with me, baby, I'm a GANGSTERA touch baby, you're
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  Speaker 2: a gangstatu.
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  Speaker 1: For good warning, this podcast is designed to take you
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  Speaker 1: outside of your comfort zone and make you question reality.
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  Speaker 3: Listener discretion is a vibe, Fellas, this ain't my first
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  Speaker 3: time at the rodeos.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome back to the SHO Show. Everybody, How
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  Speaker 1: the fuck are you doing? Out in the fuck are
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  Speaker 1: you do? How's the weather in your parts? I was
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  Speaker 1: really hoping to get some snow, even if it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: for Christmas. I just liked to feel like I had
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  Speaker 1: some kind of a winter, but not a flake in sight.
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  Speaker 1: And then my family in northeast Ohio and the Cleveland
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  Speaker 1: area are literally buried in their houses. We have this
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  Speaker 1: cousin group text and they're all suffering from seasonal depression.
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  Speaker 1: According to them, they just want some sunlight. They just
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  Speaker 1: want some you know, not snow, I guess. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: sitting over here wishing I could just get one flake,
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  Speaker 1: just one flake, even though it's almost February. Sometimes February
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  Speaker 1: can be the dog days of winter. But I will
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  Speaker 1: tell you the podcast room is a nice and freezing
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  Speaker 1: ass forty degrees. I got this little heater plugged in
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  Speaker 1: warm my freezing cold toes up. But my sister got
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  Speaker 1: me these really thick ass house shoes and I love them.
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  Speaker 1: They look like ugs, but they're not ugs. You know,
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  Speaker 1: have you guys ever noticed when you get stuff on
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  Speaker 1: Amazon it looks like the thing you want, but it's
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  Speaker 1: really not. But it's as close as you can get.
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  Speaker 1: So these are not ugs, but they got some weird
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  Speaker 1: kind of like Chinese fucking. They're googs or gugs instead
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  Speaker 1: of ugs. You got the gugs, you know, you'd be
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  Speaker 1: out and about. Oh I love your ugs. They're not ugs,
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  Speaker 1: they're googs. They're grugs. Uh. Some of the stuff, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. Like, we got this pizza kit for Christmas
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  Speaker 1: from a family member and it has like a pizza
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  Speaker 1: pan and like a pizza cutter and like a little
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  Speaker 1: pizza shovel thing to you know, get your slices out.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't even the brand, ain't even a name. It's
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  Speaker 1: just like some of this shit has just like it's
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  Speaker 1: just random letters uqph y T that's the brand of
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  Speaker 1: the pizza kit. And then you get it, and you're like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I hope nobody asks me what brand a pizza kit
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  Speaker 1: I have because I ain't gonna be able to fucking
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  Speaker 1: say this shit uqy PI t y H pizza kit,
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  Speaker 1: Like what is this stuff? Like some of it? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, Look, I put so much dry shampoo in
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  Speaker 1: my hair it's literally showing up on the camera. Just
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  Speaker 1: ignore that, Just ignore it. I don't have gray hair yet,
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  Speaker 1: I just have dry shampoo. But yeah, like you know,
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  Speaker 1: some of this stuff ain't even You can't even pronounce
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  Speaker 1: this shit. And god forbid you get a pair of
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  Speaker 1: leggings or shorts or some shit like that off Amazon
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  Speaker 1: because they put the name on like the outside of
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  Speaker 1: the pants, and so now you gotta walk around with
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  Speaker 1: pants that say like be why a QUBZ you didn't
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  Speaker 1: and people then people know you're poor because all the
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  Speaker 1: cute little pink leggings they got the little pink dog
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  Speaker 1: on them and they say pink and they're all so cute,
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  Speaker 1: and everybody knows you bougie bitch because you got your
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  Speaker 1: shit at the pink store. Maybe you're not at bougie
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  Speaker 1: bitch and you got your stuff at the fucking goodwill
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  Speaker 1: slash like Plato's closet, but it still says pink on it.
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  Speaker 1: I can read that.
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  Speaker 2: Shit.
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  Speaker 1: The stuff you get on Amazon for the low five
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  Speaker 1: ninety nine leggings, they don't say pink. They say b
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  Speaker 1: q r t z y x z o B And
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  Speaker 1: then you gotta wear that around and people know you
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  Speaker 1: got the Amazon special. But that's besides the point. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like these days, I'm doing the best they can
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  Speaker 1: out here, you know, trying to still be romantic and
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  Speaker 1: shit and you know, wear a little cute outfit for
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  Speaker 1: my man and not look like a flabby, saggy sack
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  Speaker 1: of potatoes. It's like, oh, another oversized T shirt day.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be trying to like put some little outfit, some
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  Speaker 1: jeans on and stuff like that. But if I could
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  Speaker 1: identify with one character in the history of characters, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I've turned into Wanda from in Living Color.
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  Speaker 1: That's my spirit animal. That's who I identify with.
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  Speaker 3: I got you and I'm ready to go.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's just get up into the bed. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all this cuteness, little flirty, little putting on outfits and stuff. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in survival mode. I got you, and I'm ready
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  Speaker 1: to go. Okay, I'll rock your world whatever, but what
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  Speaker 1: you see is what you get. Okay, it's not cute,
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  Speaker 1: but this is what I have to offer. So I
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  Speaker 1: just scrolling, you know how you be doing when you're
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  Speaker 1: shitting or whatever, Just sitting there scrolling on my phone
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  Speaker 1: and this real popped up, and I feel like we're
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  Speaker 1: getting a good taste of where we are as a nation.
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  Speaker 1: When it gets to the point where the entertainment is
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  Speaker 1: A guy who taped a bucket on his head and
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  Speaker 1: then taped spoons to his ceiling fan, and then was
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  Speaker 1: playing his guitar and had the fan spinning at just
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  Speaker 1: the right speed to hit the spoons off the bucket,
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  Speaker 1: and he had like this little percussion guitar Billy Jean
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson moment, or maybe it was beat it. Either way,
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  Speaker 1: it would have been more ironic and funny if it
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  Speaker 1: was beat it because he had spoons hitting him in
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  Speaker 1: the head. But I mean, this is the entertainment. This
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  Speaker 1: is what we this It had seven million views, seven
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  Speaker 1: million views. A guy who taped a bucket on his head,
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  Speaker 1: taped spoons to a ceiling fan, and it makes you think, like,
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  Speaker 1: no job, you had nothing that's your job, Like you're
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  Speaker 1: the your content creator. You got seven million views? You
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  Speaker 1: have nowhere else to be, no job, nothing going on,
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  Speaker 1: no family, no kids, no husband, no wife, no nothing.
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  Speaker 1: People just sitting in their living room, like, how can
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  Speaker 1: I get seven million views? I know, I'll tape a
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  Speaker 1: bucket on my head, tape spoons to my ceiling fan.
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  Speaker 1: There's another guy millions of views, literally, where's a horse mask,
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  Speaker 1: sits on a bucket in his tub, and does like
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  Speaker 1: a little bucket drum solo to random songs.
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  Speaker 3: Mhm, change, just change in chase.
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  Speaker 1: Millions of views. The guy probably quit working and everything
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  Speaker 1: behind the shit. Just one day he told his wife,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I think. I'm gonna put Christmas lights
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  Speaker 1: up in the shower. I'm gonna put his horse mask
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  Speaker 1: on from Lass Halloween, and I'm gonna sit on a
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  Speaker 1: bucket in the tub. I'm just gonna do some bucket
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  Speaker 1: percussion stuff and we'll all retire. And she was like,
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  Speaker 1: you go, big daddy, just tell me you know how
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  Speaker 1: I can help. Meanwhile, back on the ranch, tirelessly researching,
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  Speaker 1: putting stuff together, making presentations, you know, marketing my show
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  Speaker 1: on other podcasts, doing this, doing that, whatever I'm lucky
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  Speaker 1: to get, you know, ten thousand here and there, which
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  Speaker 1: I'm not complaining. I think that's great. But maybe I
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  Speaker 1: should tape a bucket on my head and let spoons
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  Speaker 1: hit me while I talk about the pedophilic elite and
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  Speaker 1: maybe I could reach more people. You know, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: I'm throwing some ideas out there for you. Should I
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  Speaker 1: wear a horse mask? Let me know a comment section.
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  Speaker 1: But my baby has this toy. And I'm not big
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  Speaker 1: on singing and lighting up toys because I think it
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  Speaker 1: makes your kids retarded a little bit. But he got
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  Speaker 1: it for Christmas, so I let him play with it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, a couple times a day, but not all day.
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  Speaker 1: And it has different animals in different shapes. There's a
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  Speaker 1: cat in a circle. Cats are wonderful, what a lie?
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  Speaker 1: And then it has like the cows in the square,
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  Speaker 1: cows e grass and then whatever else. But of course
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  Speaker 1: it has the dog in the star and it's the
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  Speaker 1: most annoying song out of all of them. The dogs
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  Speaker 1: in the Star. It barks and runs far and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just sitting here thinking, of course they put the dog
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  Speaker 1: star stuff. This is a toy marketed for babies. It's
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  Speaker 1: like you gotta get him started right off the cuff.
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  Speaker 1: The dog in the star, it barks and runs far.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck you guys, Okay, Like I don't know what that's
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  Speaker 1: supposed to mean. Dog Star fucking bullshit for the babies.
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  Speaker 1: It makes me want to throw the toy out the
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  Speaker 1: fucking window. But just a little reminder sign up for
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  Speaker 1: tenth if you want to be entered for the six
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  Speaker 1: you guys lay some pipe for a little sweethets out
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  Speaker 1: there this Valentine's Day. Take her to Texas Roadhouse Longhorn
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  Speaker 1: if you have one. I love Longhorn. They got these
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  Speaker 1: stuffed mushrooms, Oh my god. But don't take her to
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  Speaker 1: red Lfe fucking asshole unless she likes the coconut shrimp,
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  Speaker 1: which I could get on board with that because I
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  Speaker 1: really like the coconut shrimp. But you know, this is
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  Speaker 1: a state kind of occasion. Maybe a little outback steakhouse
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  Speaker 1: if you're you know, budgeting. I think Texas Roadhouse is
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  Speaker 1: actually pretty cheap. If she gets the chicken, maybe she's
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  Speaker 1: a vegetarian. You could get her a little veggie plate,
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  Speaker 1: little sweet potato wonderful. Just after you take her out,
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  Speaker 1: lay some pipe, knock her little flabby titties around, give
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  Speaker 1: her a kiss, make her feel beautiful because she deserves it.
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  Speaker 1: Enough of that, though, let's move on to the topic
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  Speaker 1: of the hour. This is something that came across my
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  Speaker 1: field of researching random I thought it was super interesting. We're,
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  Speaker 1: you know, continuing to take a break from behole rapes,
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  Speaker 1: petos and the pedaphocracy, and we're going more like the
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  Speaker 1: last episode esoteric if you will, what is the topic
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  Speaker 1: of the hour? Thanks for asking. If you didn't read
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  Speaker 1: the title to this episode, they're discovering pyramids in Antarctica
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  Speaker 1: and these things are ghostly looking. They give me the creeps.
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  Speaker 1: But let me set this up for you. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to go on a little journey to the Arctic. So,
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  Speaker 1: stretching over five hundred thousand square miles across the southernmost
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  Speaker 1: reaches of the Earth, lies the coldest and supposedly most
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  Speaker 1: isolated continent in the world. They say Antarctica remains largely
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  Speaker 1: untouched by mankind. But we're gonna talk about this little
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  Speaker 1: point of contention in just a minute. So, according to
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  Speaker 1: the very very debatable historical record, modern man didn't set
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  Speaker 1: foot on the continent of Antarctica until eighteen fifty three.
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  Speaker 1: And who's the asshole they credit with this little discovery.
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  Speaker 1: It's a pompous looking douchebag called Captain Mercader Cooper, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: who may or may not have landed his ship on
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  Speaker 1: what is now known as the Oats Coast of Victoria.
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  Speaker 1: But let's be real, because I'm going to back this
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  Speaker 1: up in a minute. He probably honestly is just someone's
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  Speaker 1: nephew or brother or some shit like that who happened
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  Speaker 1: to be over on the day when they were writing
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  Speaker 1: the history books, Okay, and he was like, hey, uncle Lou,
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  Speaker 1: say I found Antarctica. Well, you know that might be
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  Speaker 1: kind of hard to believe, because do we got maps
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  Speaker 1: and stuff of Antarctica before? No, just just did. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: will go along with it. It'll be great. Just put
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  Speaker 1: me down, all right, then Cooper will put you down.
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  Speaker 1: Eighteen fifty three, you landed on Victoria Land, you found it.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck off. There are litters, we'll get into it in
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  Speaker 1: a minute. But they say eighteen fifty three Douche Magosh
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  Speaker 1: Coop found Antarctica. Okay, But anyways, what they would like
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  Speaker 1: you to believe is that today anywhere from one thousand
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  Speaker 1: to five thousand people reside at research stations that are
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  Speaker 1: scattered across the continent, only one thousand to five thousand
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  Speaker 1: the whole continent. That's what they want you to believe.
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  Speaker 1: But they also say ninety eight percent of Antarctica is
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  Speaker 1: covered in ice. It's a fucking ice cube, iglu shit,
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  Speaker 1: And you can barely discern the very peaks of mountaintops
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  Speaker 1: and ridges because it's so buried in ice. And it's
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  Speaker 1: on record as being the least explored continent. Even the
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  Speaker 1: North Pole, which is just strictly ice like they say
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  Speaker 1: Antarctica is, has gotten more action than Antarctica by Santa
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  Speaker 1: Claus and whoever the fuck else. People want to go
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  Speaker 1: to the North Pole, and they be going to the
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  Speaker 1: North Pole. But dude, the ice in Antarctica is three
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  Speaker 1: fucking miles thick in most parts. It's literally a frozen,
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  Speaker 1: fucking vast, mysterious landscape. And what I want to know,
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  Speaker 1: and what my good listeners I'm sure want to know,
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  Speaker 1: is what is beneath the fucking ice right, So to
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  Speaker 1: put it into perspective, they say, like this year's tower,
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  Speaker 1: since they nine to eleven, dous, I guess they were
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  Speaker 1: gonna go with the Sears Tower being the tallest tower
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. You could stack nine se There's towers on
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  Speaker 1: top of each other and they would still not peek
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  Speaker 1: out from the three mile ice sheet that's covering Antarctica.
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  Speaker 1: Think about that, really, think about that. Google a picture.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I'll throw one up here Sears Tower. Stack nine
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  Speaker 1: of them bitches on top of each other, and you
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  Speaker 1: still ain't getting out of the ice sheet that covers Antarctica.
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  Speaker 1: And most geologists, which I could give a fuck, believe
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  Speaker 1: that Antarctica has been completely frozen and uninhabited for over
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  Speaker 1: twelve million years. But I have a lot of evidence
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  Speaker 1: to prove the contrare. Oh yeah, we're just getting to
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  Speaker 1: the good part.
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  Speaker 1: Anytime you'd like, but you can never leave, just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you in advance for supporting the show, and I
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  Speaker 2: can't wait to see you over there.
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  Speaker 1: Let me stop from the midnights, come.
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