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Hello Yeah What from May 13th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Hello, Yeah, what it is the innovative radio feature that
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  Speaker 1: we invented kind of gave birth to talk radio because
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  Speaker 1: of us, unfortunately.
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  Speaker 2: And I mean it's a dialogue. You talked to us
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  Speaker 2: and we talked to you. You can ask us questions.
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  Speaker 2: We'll listen to your problems, We'll we'll take your criticisms.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's just you're just dying to find out
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  Speaker 2: about what what Nick's all about? Wait? What's all about
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  Speaker 2: with me? This is this is a perfect opportunity for
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  Speaker 2: other members of Nick Ball's maxing community. Yes, yeah, who
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  Speaker 2: would to join in.
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  Speaker 3: Step up Balls maxing community.
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  Speaker 2: Anything you want to chat about, this is your chance
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  Speaker 2: to do it. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah what uh, let's see, let's we got to Zayane
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  Speaker 1: is here?
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  Speaker 4: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, what ye?
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  Speaker 5: Good morning guys.
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  Speaker 6: I was wondering what doctor who you liked better, David
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  Speaker 6: Tennant or Matt Smith.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know they're the two I'm most familiar with, certainly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't you know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: You're not giving me a Capaldi choice. You're not giving
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  Speaker 4: me that choice.
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  Speaker 2: Peter Capaldi was Okay, I haven't gotten to that. On
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  Speaker 2: the hill.
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  Speaker 4: If you're if you're making me pick between between those two.
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  Speaker 2: Matt Smith, Yeah, me too. I think too. Because David Tennant,
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  Speaker 2: although I like, I've liked him in other things as
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  Speaker 2: Doctor Who, his mouth was always open? Have you did
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  Speaker 2: you notice ever knows that ever? It's one of those
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  Speaker 2: kind of actors who who is always like I can't
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  Speaker 2: do it because when he's not talking, his mouth still
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  Speaker 2: stays open. He's a mouth breather. I guess he's always going.
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  Speaker 2: He's always going. Uh.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I haven't watched Doctor Who, so I couldn't tell you.
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  Speaker 7: In fact, I don't like what is the perfect entry
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  Speaker 7: point for Doctor Who.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's since the sixties.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it's like the recent stuff. Should I
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  Speaker 7: check out the old stuff if I wanted to watch it?
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  Speaker 4: Don't bother the old stuff.
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  Speaker 2: There's a you know the old stuff. The the robots,
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  Speaker 2: the Daleks, Yeah they were there were cardboard boxes with
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  Speaker 2: Christmas tree lights on them.
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  Speaker 4: Essentially.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: I start with uh, probably David Tennant, Okay, I guess,
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  Speaker 4: and then work your way up.
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  Speaker 3: I just know the cartoon guy is like the most
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  Speaker 3: evil dude ever.
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  Speaker 2: Which is the one that Alex Kingston was in. She
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  Speaker 2: was She's great with the hairy Oh she was a
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  Speaker 2: bird song or whatever her name was, River River Song,
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  Speaker 2: River Song she was? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Was she with the man Smith?
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  Speaker 2: I think so, and I like her a lot.
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  Speaker 4: There's just this is a series that's been going since
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  Speaker 4: since like nineteen sixty, I mean it's been around forever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's going on in the background?
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  Speaker 6: There's Aye, Yeah, I work airport?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Okay?
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  Speaker 5: Hello?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What all right? Jane, we'll we'll we'll see you. Thank you, Zane,
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Zane. All right, go to Nathan. Hello, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what Nathan? Where are you calling from?
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  Speaker 6: Currently in West Valley City?
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  Speaker 2: Do you work at an airport as well?
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  Speaker 6: It doesn't sound like it. I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I heard some sound in the background. Uh so,
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  Speaker 2: what what's your what do you what do you got?
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  Speaker 2: What do you want to talk about?
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  Speaker 6: So the other day you were talking about people knocking
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  Speaker 6: on your door selling stuff, and I thought I'd tell
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  Speaker 6: you something that my friend's daughter did. She was about
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  Speaker 6: ten or twelve at the time, and somebody came to
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  Speaker 6: the door to sell something. She opens the door, points
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  Speaker 6: at him, yells stranger, stranger, stranger, and then slams the
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  Speaker 6: door in their face.
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  Speaker 4: Oh maybe that's fine, maybe that's the approach better.
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  Speaker 6: So so, first of all, there is a door doorbell
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  Speaker 6: camera footage of this, so I know this actually happened.
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  Speaker 6: So then she saw which way they were working in
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  Speaker 6: the neighborhood and went to her friend's house and got
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  Speaker 6: the same guys in like fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Again, So I think probably this person, this door to
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  Speaker 2: door salesperson is probably finished. Would never go door to
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  Speaker 2: door again, Well, that would be the hope. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: would throw me. But I don't know. Have you ever
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  Speaker 2: bought anything from a door to door salesperson?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 6: And I always tell them I'm not going to And
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  Speaker 6: sometimes I'll be like, well, give me a card and
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  Speaker 6: they're like, I don't have that. I'm like, well that's
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  Speaker 6: a poor sales strategy. You don't have any information. So
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  Speaker 6: when I start getting spiders and need an exterminator, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I don't have your information.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Well listen, don't you need Don't you need
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  Speaker 2: to have your address numbers spray painted with a stencil
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  Speaker 2: on your curb out in front of your house.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, come on, everybody's got GPS.
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  Speaker 2: Come on. So I did once many years ago. By
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  Speaker 2: this this young woman came around and she was selling.
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  Speaker 2: What she said to me would is the was the
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  Speaker 2: most remarkable cleaner bottle of liquid cleaner. It would clean anything.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And you could use it on dishes, or
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  Speaker 2: you could use it on you know, dirty walls. You
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  Speaker 2: could use it on And I don't know she I
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  Speaker 2: think it was thirty bucks or something. Wasn't cheap and
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  Speaker 2: did it do it? She can No, she convinced me.
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  Speaker 2: And it wasn't that it was. I mean, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't just water, you know, or but it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: anything particularly amazing.
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  Speaker 7: I'd be more interested if it was more Salespeople like
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  Speaker 7: that these days, because it's all solar.
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  Speaker 2: Used to be a low it's all solar.
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  Speaker 7: Like the one guy approached my house asking if I
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  Speaker 7: wanted solar and I was like, no, I'm good. And
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  Speaker 7: he's like, are you the owner of the property, And
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  Speaker 7: I go yeah, and he goes, well, I had an
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  Speaker 7: order out here to do some solar paneling today.
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  Speaker 2: Your neighbors are getting this done, and I could give
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  Speaker 2: you all a better deal.
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  Speaker 7: And and he kind of gave the impression like he
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  Speaker 7: was he confused me with somebody else. And then I
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  Speaker 7: was like, no, I think he got the wrong property.
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  Speaker 7: He's like, oh, well do you need solar panels though?
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  Speaker 7: And I was like, so this is a sales pitch.
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  Speaker 7: This is you got the wrong house.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: We used to buy Tamala's growing up from a door
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  Speaker 7: to door salesman.
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  Speaker 4: I bet they were good.
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  Speaker 2: They were awesome. That was the only door to door salesperson.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was twenty five years ago. I bought
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  Speaker 1: something from a door to door person. Yeah, that was
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  Speaker 1: the last time I did. It was a broom ooh oh,
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  Speaker 1: because I could see it, I could hold it in
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  Speaker 1: my hand, and it was a good cause that they
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  Speaker 1: were selling it for.
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  Speaker 2: It was a school. And you know it is true.
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  Speaker 2: And I think my mother bought this. She bought a
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  Speaker 2: World book Encyclopedia Britannica from somebody who came door to
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  Speaker 2: door selling encyclopedia and they would sell you, like on
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  Speaker 2: the spot, sell you one and then sign you up
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  Speaker 2: for a subscription that they would get it. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: would get a you'd get a book every month or
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  Speaker 2: every month, okay, something like that. Now there are a
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  Speaker 2: solar Encyclopedias. Yeah, hello, yeah, what it's it's hello yeah
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  Speaker 2: what But that doesn't really It doesn't really work unless
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  Speaker 2: you call us and make a state or ask a question,
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  Speaker 2: or want to engage in some sort of conversation with us.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about door to door salespeople though. And
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  Speaker 2: I remember when I was a kid, my mother used
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  Speaker 2: to get a I think it was a weekly visit
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  Speaker 2: from the Jewel Tea man. Jewel Tea, the Jewel Tea Company.
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  Speaker 2: And he had a little he had a truck and
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  Speaker 2: he wore a uniform and he had a basket, and
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  Speaker 2: he would bring things in off of his truck, like
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  Speaker 2: you know, cookies. And it started out. It looked it up.
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  Speaker 2: It started out in eighteen ninety nine the Jewel Tea
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  Speaker 2: Company as a door to door coffee and tea service.
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  Speaker 2: The Jeweltea Company grew into a major innovative retailer that
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  Speaker 2: eventually became the Jewel Osco grocery chain, famous for its
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  Speaker 2: home service roots and Autumn Leaf brand premiums. Interesting hm
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  Speaker 2: here in Utah. Yeah, I was up in Augen Wow.
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  Speaker 2: They they and he'd come in with a little basket
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  Speaker 2: and they sold coffee and tea, and then there would
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  Speaker 2: be like dishes, kind of dishes. You could buy certain
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  Speaker 2: kinds of dishes. I remember he had. They had really
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  Speaker 2: good cookies that she would buy and he'd come in
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  Speaker 2: and sit down at the kitchen table and say, here's
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  Speaker 2: what I've got this week, and my mom would buy
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  Speaker 2: some stuff.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Garrett.
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  Speaker 7: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah what Garrett?
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  Speaker 8: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 8: Ah?
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  Speaker 9: Here he got nobody to talk to.
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  Speaker 2: Well, now we do, so let's get to it.
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  Speaker 9: So I want to talk. I want to talk to
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  Speaker 9: about Father's Day a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: So, so my dad is eighty eighty one and he
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  Speaker 9: loves fishing. He's in good help for his age, loves outdoors, love. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: he doesn't hunt so much anymore. But I'm trying. I'm
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  Speaker 9: trying to think of a good gift for him.
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  Speaker 2: Her father's sake.
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  Speaker 8: Got plenty of.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, he's got plenty of part like knives, pocket knives,
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  Speaker 9: He's got all the fishing gear.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, does he does he? Does he like the vape? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's not a.
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  Speaker 1: He's not a drinker, not a vapor not Okay, Well
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  Speaker 1: you know what Dutch oven?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Kiss the cook apron could.
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  Speaker 2: Be a Dutch oven maybe, yeah, nice Dutch oven? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Does he cook outdoors? Does he like to cook? Outdoors.
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  Speaker 9: Uh, he he makes me do it.
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  Speaker 2: G gets something that you like, then yeah, and give
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  Speaker 2: it to him, Give it to him and say, now
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  Speaker 2: when you make me cook dad, I've got this this
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  Speaker 2: and I'll use this. Look at the switch to that
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  Speaker 2: I got for you. Yeah, so there. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 2: there's all lines of fishing gear that you could get,
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  Speaker 2: just just look into looking at a look online.
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  Speaker 3: Tackle box, tackle box, forward slash, grill combo.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he needs a creole. Does he have a preole.
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  Speaker 9: Catching minnows and stuff?
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  Speaker 2: No, No, it's just a it's just a wicker basket
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  Speaker 2: kind of thing that you put your You put some
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  Speaker 2: wet grass in there, and then when you catch your fish,
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  Speaker 2: you gut them and put the put them in the creole. Hmmm.
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  Speaker 9: Oh no, we just use stringers.
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  Speaker 2: So what about what about seafood? Boil?
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  Speaker 8: Kids?
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  Speaker 2: Listen? We now we now have a bunch of other
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  Speaker 2: people who want to talk to us. Sorry we weren't
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  Speaker 2: very helpful.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, no problems.
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  Speaker 2: Corey is here. Hell Hello, Corey, what's up?
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  Speaker 8: Good morning. I'm just so excited for concerts this year.
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  Speaker 8: He'll be block Party this weekend and the andha Ohana Fest.
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  Speaker 8: Have you guys heard of Ohana Fest in California. Mm hmm, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: Dana point. They just announced the lineup finally yesterday, and
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  Speaker 8: so it's an Eddie Vedder curated festival.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: So he usually headlines one of the nights, right, but
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  Speaker 8: surprise of all surprises, Pearl Jam is going to headline
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  Speaker 8: Sunday night.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 8: If you know anything about Pearl Jam recently, Matt Cameron
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  Speaker 8: stepped out of the band last year, so they are
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  Speaker 8: without a drummer.
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  Speaker 2: So they're going to perform without drums. That's unusual.
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  Speaker 8: No, well that's the thing. Did they find a guy?
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  Speaker 8: Are they going to have a substitute? Are they going
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  Speaker 8: to announce it tour?
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  Speaker 9: Like?
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  Speaker 2: I think they should just go drumless.
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  Speaker 8: So we saw him actually in Oakland a few years back,
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  Speaker 8: and Cameron had COVID and they had a guy feeling
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  Speaker 8: for him that plays with some of the other guys
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  Speaker 8: in another band, and it was so fun to watch.
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  Speaker 8: He was having the time of his life.
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  Speaker 2: It was cool.
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  Speaker 8: It was really cool. But yeah, so fun festival fin
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  Speaker 8: TEMs Dcat Yeah all right, he Courtney Barnett.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I'm seeing here and they're.
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  Speaker 8: Bleak Yeah yeah, hell damn shakes the bleachers. If you
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  Speaker 8: don't want to stand all day, go do.
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  Speaker 2: It, all right, thank you, thank you?
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Hunter.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, what helow? Hunter? What's up? What do you got?
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  Speaker 8: Good morning?
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  Speaker 5: I just wanted to put a plug in the No
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  Speaker 5: Me Walk. YEAHTA is having their walk this Saturday at
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  Speaker 5: Veterans Memorial Park. The event check in is at nine o'clock,
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  Speaker 5: the walk starts at ten am, and then the event
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  Speaker 5: ends at twelve o'clock and then if you want the
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  Speaker 5: race of money for it, I have a personal page.
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  Speaker 9: But there's other teams and pages on there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: You can go to No Me Walk Utah or No
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  Speaker 9: Me walks dot org slash utah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Now, one thing you're leaving out that's really
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  Speaker 2: vital for people to know. You're saying NOMI walk and
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  Speaker 2: people have no idea what that mean. Yeah, I was
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  Speaker 2: gonna ask. I know what it is, but you need
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  Speaker 2: to tell people what that is.
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  Speaker 5: My god SONAMI is the National Alliance of Mental Illness.
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  Speaker 8: They have pure support.
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  Speaker 5: They have a hot one that people can call and
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  Speaker 5: offer support.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's this Saturday. What's the website again? Walk slash
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  Speaker 2: Utah all right, thank you so much. Let's end with Jerome.
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  Speaker 2: What a name Jerome? Oh it's Jerrem, Hi Jerrem. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: And you want to talk today? Good? You want to
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  Speaker 2: talk about ball maxing.
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  Speaker 6: You guys are talking about ball mac and I just
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  Speaker 6: watch the kids.
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  Speaker 8: Uh. The original was I've Got Big Balls, that classic song,
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  Speaker 8: and the cool kids are just catching up with the time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's probably what it is. Yeah, yeah, you you
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  Speaker 2: were sort of a you were You're an old time
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  Speaker 2: ball maxer.
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  Speaker 9: O G.
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  Speaker 7: I was doing it before before the kids do it
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  Speaker 7: with damn, damn without saline.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how you did. They had saline back
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  Speaker 2: when he was he was a ball maxer. Yeah, saline
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  Speaker 2: isn't a new invention.
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  Speaker 7: I know it's not a new invention, but it's it's
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  Speaker 7: just being picked up by the balls maxing community.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wait, I've misread this whole thing.
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  Speaker 5: This is thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I think I've misread this. This is ball waxing. Oh different,
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  Speaker 2: and they do that with saline.
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  Speaker 6: No oh