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Payton says Men have WEAPONIZED POOPING! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John jane rich i actually need your guys's help specifically
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  Speaker 1: for this because apparently men have found the ultimate loophole
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  Speaker 1: for getting out of doing literally anything around the house
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  Speaker 1: and it's going number two So this divorce coach, her
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  Speaker 1: name's Olivia Howell. She basically went viral because she says
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  Speaker 1: that men are now doing weaponized pooping. So before you
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  Speaker 1: kind of like roll your eyes, like basically some like
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  Speaker 1: what men are doing are saying that the bathroom is
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  Speaker 1: the perfect escape hatch. So like if think about it,
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  Speaker 1: it's like your husband, like if you need him in
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  Speaker 1: the garage, like if you need him, you got to
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  Speaker 1: go find him in the garage. You can't tell him
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  Speaker 1: to get off off the couch. But when it's time
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  Speaker 1: to do some chores, where's your husband always at? Always
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom. And you can't tell a grown man like, no,
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  Speaker 1: you can't go to the bathroom. So the second that
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  Speaker 1: he says I have to go to the bathroom, he's
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  Speaker 1: kind of untouchable.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really annoying. Scott disappears all the time. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, where the heck is he?
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  Speaker 3: And then I walked in. Oh, sure enough, there he
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  Speaker 3: is in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 4: Cool.
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  Speaker 3: And what's not to be doing?
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  Speaker 2: Everything.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 2: No, just kidding. He does a lot, but it does
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  Speaker 2: just disappear. Oh, I'm like making four different dinners for everybody.
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  Speaker 2: There's like crap all over the house. It's like chaos
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  Speaker 2: is ensuing. And I'm like, you know, it would be
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  Speaker 2: really helpful if my husband is around. But no, he's
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  Speaker 2: sitting on the toilet.
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  Speaker 4: How long are these escapades where people are noticing like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: he's been gone for like 10 years? 20 minutes? Well, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And so, well, kind of the idea is that it's
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  Speaker 1: not intentional. Like when you go to the bathroom, you
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  Speaker 1: probably do have to go to the bathroom, but you
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  Speaker 1: bring your phone in there and now your four minute
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  Speaker 1: poo has turned into a 37 minute poo.
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  Speaker 2: Like I said, you don't think it's intentional. I kind
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  Speaker 2: of feel like it is intentional.
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  Speaker 3: A 37-minute poop, by the way, is really bad. It's
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  Speaker 3: unhealthy for you. But she's not wrong. Are you talking
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  Speaker 3: about like, so the guy's already home and then it's
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  Speaker 3: time to do something. He says, I got to go
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  Speaker 3: to the bathroom. Or is it like he comes home
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  Speaker 3: from work and he goes right into the bathroom? Could
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  Speaker 3: be either or.
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  Speaker 1: It's just that you're weaponizing the restroom to get out
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  Speaker 1: of doing stuff around the house.
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  Speaker 3: I do that when we are at events. That was
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  Speaker 3: my thing. I would go hide in the bathroom. All
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  Speaker 3: the listeners know it. Everybody knows. I would just always
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  Speaker 3: go to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if anyone wanted to talk to you, they're like,
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  Speaker 2: we'll just go to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know how many times Kyle and I have
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  Speaker 4: said hello to listeners?
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  Speaker 3: They're like, was John Jay hiding in the bathroom? I'm
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  Speaker 3: not wrong, am I? That's true. I know. Anyway. Okay, Peyton,
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  Speaker 3: is there more to this test?
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean, yeah, just to that theory. I mean, it's,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, women, women have it too. So like, maybe
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  Speaker 1: it could be like, Oh, I'm putting laundry away. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: we're like laying down on bed, like watching Tik TOK,
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  Speaker 1: like I saw.
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  Speaker 3: This thing the other day where it was like certain rules.
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  Speaker 3: I can't remember what was on Instagram, certain rules. And
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  Speaker 3: it was like, One rule was that the person who
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  Speaker 3: makes dinner shouldn't have to do the dishes, right? I
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  Speaker 3: just saw that a couple of days ago and it
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  Speaker 3: bothered me so much. And then my wife last night
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  Speaker 3: made dinner and then I sat on the couch and
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  Speaker 3: then she did the dishes.
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  Speaker 2: That was like a huge argument between my dad and
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  Speaker 2: my stepmom for a very long time. Like it like
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  Speaker 2: almost broke them. Like she's like, would get so frustrated.
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  Speaker 2: Like if I go through the trouble and I am
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  Speaker 2: making dinner, the least you could do is help clean up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. It feels so right. But then I
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  Speaker 3: went and sat on the couch and watched TV and
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  Speaker 3: I felt so bad. And then I kind of got,
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  Speaker 3: now when I fed the dogs, you know, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh yeah, I fed the dogs. You know,
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  Speaker 3: but I felt like so.
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  Speaker 2: Anytime I make dinner and then I'm cleaning up the
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  Speaker 2: dishes afterwards, I definitely evil eye everyone in the house.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, but you do make dinner and do the dishes
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  Speaker 3: and then you evil eye. Yeah, and then I get
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  Speaker 3: pissed about it. You do what?
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  Speaker 2: And then I get real angry about it.
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  Speaker 3: And then do you say something? Are you angry for
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  Speaker 3: the whole night?
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  Speaker 2: Like usually afterwards, I'll be like passive aggressive, but I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: don't worry guys, I cleaned up too. I did make
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  Speaker 2: you dinner, but I also cleaned up your welcome.
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  Speaker 3: So like I went to bed last night. So when
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  Speaker 3: this happened last night, I went to bed last night
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  Speaker 3: and there's a, when we go to bed, there's like
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  Speaker 3: a whole routine and we have this one dog taco
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  Speaker 3: and taco sleeps in the laundry room. And he's usually
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  Speaker 3: the last dog you put away. And I was upstairs
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  Speaker 3: and my wife was doing her thing in the hot tub.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, I should go back downstairs and
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  Speaker 3: put taco away for hers. Cause she made dinner and
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  Speaker 3: she did the dishes. And then I go downstairs and
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  Speaker 3: I see her coming up. I go, I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: go put taco away. She's like, I already put taco away.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, Oh, okay. And then I thought, is there
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  Speaker 3: a chance there's going to be sex? Probably not. And
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  Speaker 3: there wasn't. There was none.
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  Speaker 4: See?
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  Speaker 3: There was none. There was nothing like that. Not at all.
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  Speaker 3: There's no games played in my house.
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  Speaker 4: I was actually loading the dishwasher last night and Stacy
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  Speaker 4: walks up to me and she's like, oh, I was
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  Speaker 4: going to do that, but I don't want to.
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  Speaker 1: At least she's honest about it.
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  Speaker 3: She's totally honest all the time.
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  Speaker 4: That's very transparent.
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  Speaker 3: Totally. Totally community content. What are, what do we call that?
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  Speaker 3: What are the, what are those rules? Like, what can
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  Speaker 3: we call, what if we put together our own list?
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  Speaker 3: Cause I would like that. Unspoken. But like, no, like,
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  Speaker 3: like I was just like things you stand on. Is
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  Speaker 3: that how you say it? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like standing 10 toes down on.
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  Speaker 3: 10 toes down that whoever makes dinner should not have
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  Speaker 3: to do the dishes. That's one. You're all in.
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  Speaker 1: Like there's no change in your mind on that.
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  Speaker 3: What's another rule?
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  Speaker 4: I know in my house, it's like I'm the one
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  Speaker 4: who takes out the trash. I'm the trash person. It's
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  Speaker 4: I'm the one who knocks, which is a lie. I'm
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  Speaker 4: the one who takes out the trash.
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  Speaker 3: I am the danger. That would have changed Breaking Bad
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  Speaker 3: all over. I'm the one who takes out the trash.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody else apparently knows where the trash can is.
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  Speaker 3: Just me.
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  Speaker 1: There's only one thing that I feel like in our
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  Speaker 1: house that I'm like, I am not doing that. Everything
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  Speaker 1: else I pretty much do. I don't like to, like,
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  Speaker 1: roll up my own joints.
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  Speaker 4: Pass.
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  Speaker 3: That's a male thing. Same in my house.
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  Speaker 4: My wife.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to touch it and make your hands sticky.
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  Speaker 2: My thing is, is, like, if there's anything going on
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  Speaker 2: with our cars, Sky has to take care of it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He has to take care of that.
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  Speaker 3: That's good. I can't do it. Okay. So, ten toes
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  Speaker 3: down that whoever makes dinner should never do the dishes.
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  Speaker 3: For Peyton specifically, you don't roll your own joints.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And Kyle is kind of like the blue job. Cars
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  Speaker 3: are a blue job.
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  Speaker 4: Cars are a blue job. I think birthdays are the
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  Speaker 4: wife job. You shouldn't have to remember everybody's birthday. I'm
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  Speaker 4: not going to remember those.
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  Speaker 3: I put the.
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  Speaker 1: Birthdays in the calendar and Kadeem literally tells me, stop.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if it's their birthday.
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  Speaker 4: He would agree with me.
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  Speaker 3: All right. So if there's something else that you stand
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  Speaker 3: 10 toes down on, maybe we could put like an
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  Speaker 3: Instagram graphic and post it on. Here are the rules.
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  Speaker 3: What we believe are the specific rules. We'll see. Text us.
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  Speaker 3: Text what you stand 10 toes down on to JJR96893.
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  Speaker 3: Put JJR on the front.