Objects in the Mirror are Actually Larger than My Car
Most of the things we desire in life are completely without merit. They serve only to boost a low self-esteem, or fulfill a temporary craving, usually one with food, or as it turns out, with Fiat 500’s. So, when I saw a small green Fiat, my childhood dream of being a cartoon superhero immediately was realized. I saw a vision of myself as Avocado Man and vowed to fulfill my destiny and purchase this green oval on wheels. Now all I needed was a side of guac and a license to thrill.
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