Latest / Movie Meltdown / 217: The Phenomenon of Celebrity
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- 0:10Speaker 1: Hi, my name is Jennifer Lawrence.
- 0:12Speaker 2: And you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
- 0:25Speaker 3: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
- 0:27Speaker 3: Picture Association of America. It is intended for mature audiences
- 0:31Speaker 3: and parental discretion is advised.
- 0:43Speaker 4: It's showtime, folks.
- 0:45Speaker 5: Enjoy the show.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
- 1:23Speaker 6: Don't you have some kind of a line that you
- 1:25Speaker 6: keep open for emergencies or for celebrities?
- 1:29Speaker 7: I'm both.
- 1:30Speaker 1: I'm a celebrity in an emergency.
- 1:41Speaker 8: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian and
- 1:44Speaker 8: I'm going to be getting you back into the conversation
- 1:46Speaker 8: that we started in the last episode. Yes, this is
- 1:49Speaker 8: a continuation from last week's session, so you should have
- 1:52Speaker 8: already listened to the previous episode. If not, go back
- 1:55Speaker 8: and listen to episode 216, not only because it features
- 1:58Speaker 8: the beginning of this week's discussion, but it also features
- 2:01Speaker 8: our interview with Jennifer Lawrence. So, if you haven't heard it, seriously,
- 2:05Speaker 8: go check it out. Other than that, I did want
- 2:07Speaker 8: to mention, did you know that in addition to our
- 2:10Speaker 8: conversations about movies on here, we also feature written reviews
- 2:14Speaker 8: on the Movie Meltdown website? Well, we do, and I've
- 2:17Speaker 8: encouraged the gang here to branch out and write some
- 2:19Speaker 8: reviews when they feel the inspiration. So we'll regularly be
- 2:23Speaker 8: adding reviews on both new and old titles, and they're
- 2:27Speaker 8: going to be titles that we haven't covered on the show.
- 2:30Speaker 8: This just gives us a chance to expand things and
- 2:32Speaker 8: cover more movies. There's a lot of titles out there,
- 2:35Speaker 8: and this way we can add a whole new level
- 2:36Speaker 8: to what Movie Meltdown brings you. So go to moviemeltdown.com,
- 2:40Speaker 8: and it will be right there on the homepage. You'll
- 2:42Speaker 8: see the latest review there, and if you scroll down,
- 2:45Speaker 8: you'll see the previous post. So stop by the website
- 2:47Speaker 8: and see what our crew has to say about some
- 2:49Speaker 8: different movies than what you've heard about on the show.
- 2:52Speaker 8: We're just branching out into new mediums. Also, another reminder
- 2:56Speaker 8: to get ready for our big fundraiser that we'll be
- 2:58Speaker 8: launching in the next couple of weeks. I just got
- 3:00Speaker 8: confirmation today to add some extra gifts to the rewards program,
- 3:04Speaker 8: so there will be a lot of cool stuff coming
- 3:06Speaker 8: to those of you who help support the show. So
- 3:08Speaker 8: just putting it out there, it's coming very soon. And
- 3:11Speaker 8: for a quick geek activity, this week I went to
- 3:13Speaker 8: check out a production at the Alley Theater, which you
- 3:16Speaker 8: will actually be hearing us recording in in just a
- 3:18Speaker 8: few minutes. Now, I'm not normally a theater type of guy,
- 3:22Speaker 8: but when Sterling described what they were doing, well, it
- 3:25Speaker 8: did sound like something that was a little more in
- 3:27Speaker 8: my taste. I saw their Serial to Stage series, where
- 3:30Speaker 8: they recreate live versions of two classic space opera serials.
- 3:36Speaker 8: They did a live recreation of Commander Cody and one
- 3:40Speaker 8: of Flash Gordon, and it was a very fun and
- 3:43Speaker 8: relaxed performance. After a while, you begin to feel less
- 3:46Speaker 8: like you're sitting at a boring play and more like
- 3:49Speaker 8: you're hanging out with your friends who are acting very silly.
- 3:52Speaker 8: But true to form, many of those old serials were
- 3:56Speaker 8: pretty silly as well. So it's a good pairing.
- 3:59Speaker 5: With this, the way that they do it.
- 4:01Speaker 8: And if you're in the area, stop by and check
- 4:03Speaker 8: it out. It was a lot of fun. So with that,
- 4:05Speaker 8: we'll take a break and get on with the episode.
- 4:23Speaker 2: He's saying every one of us.
- 4:27Speaker 3: Flash.
- 4:27Speaker 1: He's a miracle. Flash. Flash.
- 4:55Speaker 3: We'll find out what's going to happen next in today's
- 4:58Speaker 3: story in just a few moments. But right now, I'm
- 5:00Speaker 3: going to show you how easy it is to treat
- 5:03Speaker 3: yourself to a nice hot cup of Ovaltine. Just heat
- 5:06Speaker 3: a cup of milk. Stir in three heaping teaspoons of Ovaltine. One, two, three,
- 5:17Speaker 3: and it's ready to drink. And what a drink, anytime,
- 5:21Speaker 3: but best of all at breakfast, hot Ovaltine. It's good
- 5:25Speaker 3: and good for you because Ovaltine supplies so many of
- 5:29Speaker 3: the important vitamins and minerals children need. So what's the
- 5:33Speaker 3: way to start the day?
- 5:35Speaker 7: Hot Ovaltine, hot Ovaltine, that's the way to start the day.
- 5:39Speaker 3: You'll really go for Ovaltine's sweet, rich, chocolatey flavor. So
- 5:44Speaker 3: ask your mom to start your day the Ovaltine way. Now,
- 5:48Speaker 3: back to today's adventure.
- 5:50Speaker 7: Zombies of the Stratosphere. Out of the air and from
- 5:55Speaker 7: under the sea, these weird zombies from Mars swarm in
- 5:58Speaker 7: to annihilate the Earth.
- 6:00Speaker 1: What?
- 6:01Speaker 4: What are you? I am Marix, a native of the
- 6:04Speaker 4: planet Mars. Perhaps not quite a human being by earthly standards.
- 6:08Speaker 4: The orbit of our planet Mars is so far from
- 6:11Speaker 4: the Sun that climatic and atmospheric conditions there are much
- 6:14Speaker 4: inferior to those on Earth. We can construct an H-bomb which,
- 6:17Speaker 4: when detonated at the correct time and position, will alter
- 6:20Speaker 4: the rotation of a planet enough to change its orbit
- 6:23Speaker 4: to any extent we desire. You propose to move Mars
- 6:29Speaker 4: into the same orbit as the Earth?
- 6:31Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 6:32Speaker 7: Their diabolical scheme seems sure of success until Larry Martin
- 6:35Speaker 7: is called upon.
- 6:37Speaker 3: And so, Larry Martin, we direct you to use all
- 6:39Speaker 3: means at your command to rid the Earth of these
- 6:41Speaker 3: horrible zombies. We're informed that another of their rockets is
- 6:45Speaker 3: now approaching Earth.
- 6:46Speaker 4: Is there time to intercept it with your rocket? No,
- 6:48Speaker 4: at the rate that ship is traveling, it'll be out
- 6:50Speaker 4: of radar range before we can get off the ground.
- 6:52Speaker 4: Unless it lands.
- 6:54Speaker 1: Then ground defense will handle it, Bob.
- 6:56Speaker 4: Unless Mr. Steele thinks we can help. Yes, Larry, I do.
- 7:00Speaker 6: It's the duty of my department to handle all matters
- 7:02Speaker 6: menacing world security.
- 7:03Speaker 4: And you're one of my executives.
- 7:05Speaker 3: I realize that your work has usually been in the
- 7:07Speaker 3: interplanetary zone.
- 7:08Speaker 5: In this case, I think you ought to take charge,
- 7:10Speaker 5: both on land and in the air.
- 7:12Speaker 3: Very well.
- 7:15Speaker 7: The public brings you Weird Adventure in 12 explosive, suspense-filled episodes.
- 7:23Speaker 7: Zombies of the Stratosphere.
- 7:25Speaker 5: Well, I love the movies.
- 7:28Speaker 1: Welcome to the biggest movie event of the year. We're
- 7:32Speaker 1: going to have a great night, ladies and gentlemen.
- 7:35Speaker 2: And the Oscar goes to.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Nick Ledger.
- 7:38Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
- 7:39Speaker 1: Ladies and.
- 7:42Speaker 9: Gentlemen, prepare yourselves. It's time for the Movie Meltdown Oscar
- 7:48Speaker 9: Mayer Party. With all the glitz, glamour, pork products, and
- 7:52Speaker 9: vicious commentary you've come to know and love, the Academy
- 7:56Speaker 9: Awards will never be the same.
- 7:59Speaker 8: Bacon tastes good.
- 8:01Speaker 2: Pork chops taste good.
- 8:02Speaker 9: Coming soon to this feed. Don't miss it. Oscar Meltdown.
- 8:09Speaker 9: It's going to be artery-clocking good.
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- 8:20Speaker 8: Hey, we're not forcing you to download the internet's best,
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- 8:28Speaker 5: But we know we can't be. Instead, Erica and Emily.
- 8:30Speaker 8: Uh, Emily and Erica. Who am I? I just don't
- 8:32Speaker 8: know anymore.
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- 9:07Speaker 3: Boy, the only thing missing from this place is a
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- 9:12Speaker 3: the floorboards.
- 9:13Speaker 8: We're working on that. Hey guys, look what I've got.
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- 9:21Speaker 8: at that. That's wood right there. That's actual wood.
- 9:25Speaker 1: Why would you use wood to make technology?
- 9:27Speaker 8: Because it's like they're steampunk.
- 9:32Speaker 1: Is steampunk really wood? I thought it was more of
- 9:34Speaker 1: a brass thing.
- 9:35Speaker 8: Well, you got to work the wood in to hold
- 9:36Speaker 8: the brass together. These are the fancy high-end steampunk versions
- 9:41Speaker 8: with a mic built in, mind you. But yeah, where
- 9:45Speaker 8: would I get these you wonder?
- 9:47Speaker 1: Tweaked Audio.
- 9:50Speaker 9: Way to pitch.
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- 10:01Speaker 8: sound pretty damn good i kind of forgot because i
- 10:03Speaker 8: hadn't had my old pair in a while and i
- 10:05Speaker 8: was using the knockoff crappy ones i bought at the
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- 10:10Speaker 8: i was like oh shit that's right these are actually
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- 10:16Speaker 8: and um you know noise reducing and compatible with your
- 10:20Speaker 8: iPods and most phones, unless you have a dumb phone.
- 10:23Speaker 8: You should really get a smart phone, not a dumb phone.
- 10:27Speaker 5: Just keep a bunch on hand for gifts when you
- 10:30Speaker 5: don't know what the perfect thing is.
- 10:32Speaker 8: Around the holidays, I was putting that word out. I
- 10:34Speaker 8: was like, you know, go ahead and stock up. They're
- 10:36Speaker 8: good for Hanukkah. They're good for Christmas.
- 10:39Speaker 1: Yeah, for a while there, we were thinking at the alley,
- 10:41Speaker 1: we'd have a giant stack of iPads and be like,
- 10:44Speaker 1: hey guys, thanks for coming down. I'm sorry you didn't
- 10:46Speaker 1: want to see the show, but here, take a free iPad.
- 10:48Speaker 8: Yeah. That's a pretty good promo, actually. If it said, like,
- 10:53Speaker 8: the alley on the back, you'd be like, hey, look
- 10:54Speaker 8: at this.
- 10:55Speaker 1: The Tommy Fresh style of promotions. For all you Parks
- 11:00Speaker 1: and Rec fans out there.
- 11:01Speaker 8: He's on to something, though.
- 11:03Speaker 1: If you give someone a free iPad, they're far more
- 11:05Speaker 1: likely to look upon you favorably.
- 11:08Speaker 8: I'm not wearing his old clothes, though. That's all I
- 11:09Speaker 8: have to say.
- 11:10Speaker 1: That's a little weird.
- 11:11Speaker 8: So, anyway, the... The basic rundown here, if you need
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- 11:20Speaker 8: a deal. There's a Meltdown deal. If you go, there's
- 11:23Speaker 8: a discount code, and you put in Meltdown, you get
- 11:25Speaker 8: 33% off and free shipping. That's all I'm saying. You
- 11:29Speaker 8: guys are excited, right?
- 11:30Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 11:32Speaker 8: As well you should be.
- 11:33Speaker 1: A little more passion, guys.
- 11:35Speaker 8: Look, he's directing.
- 11:37Speaker 1: Crap. Told me not to do that. It's like it's.
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- 11:48Speaker 8: all I'm saying.
- 11:48Speaker 6: From ancient Genesis to the modern screen, the name written
- 11:53Speaker 6: in blood, Ego. The last of the prehistoric giants sees
- 11:59Speaker 6: his first girl, Noah. Hear Ego talk, the ancient language
- 12:07Speaker 6: of love used at the beginning of time.
- 12:09Speaker 8: Hi, I'm Richard Keel, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
- 12:15Speaker 9: If I was in a celebrity, would you be so
- 12:23Speaker 9: nice to me?
- 12:23Speaker 1: If I didn't have cheese like every day, would you
- 12:26Speaker 1: still want to be with me? If I couldn't buy
- 12:29Speaker 1: you diamond rings and all those other expensive things, would
- 12:33Speaker 1: you be so into me? If I was in a celebrity...
- 12:36Speaker 1: I've been.
- 12:39Speaker 10: A little thinking about the things that satisfy you.
- 12:42Speaker 8: It's making me wonder about the things.
- 12:45Speaker 10: That you do see in me.
- 12:47Speaker 8: I hate the way you like to say your man's love.
- 12:51Speaker 4: Baby, what's the deal?
- 12:52Speaker 8: I thought you wanted me for me. Say what you mean.
- 12:57Speaker 8: Mean what you say. Pushing me away. Cause I ain't
- 13:01Speaker 8: got no time to play. So I say, listen, listen, listen. Okay,
- 13:12Speaker 8: so we are back with a continuation of The Grind. Again,
- 13:16Speaker 8: this session is more or less about celebrity. Fred initially asked,
- 13:20Speaker 8: why are some people just actors while others seem to
- 13:22Speaker 8: be groomed for stardom? That's the basic idea of the topic. Now,
- 13:26Speaker 8: where we go from there? Well, you'll hear that in
- 13:29Speaker 8: a minute. And to remind you, the cast on hand
- 13:31Speaker 8: is myself, Fred, Lucy... and the recently inducted, or possibly
- 13:36Speaker 8: abducted with our show, the new recruits, both Phillip and Sterling,
- 13:40Speaker 8: are sitting in. So, with that, on with the discussion.
- 13:51Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 13:51Speaker 8: I mean, if we're sticking with the classic actors, I
- 13:54Speaker 8: think it probably.
- 13:55Speaker 5: Come on, let's rag on stars. That's the whole point
- 13:58Speaker 5: of this question.
- 13:59Speaker 11: I used all those big words, but really.
- 14:00Speaker 5: I just wanted to talk smack. All those people who
- 14:04Speaker 5: are foisted on us, and it's like they just won't relent.
- 14:09Speaker 8: Well, I think at this point it's a dividing line
- 14:12Speaker 8: of real... Celebrity versus fake celebrity, because that's equally as,
- 14:17Speaker 8: I mean, that is shoved down your throat more than
- 14:20Speaker 8: anything at this point, because I don't consider any of
- 14:22Speaker 8: those people to be celebrities in my mind. I don't
- 14:26Speaker 8: have a reason to know who a Kardashian is, so
- 14:28Speaker 8: why should I really?
- 14:29Speaker 5: Yeah, I actually don't know who the Kardashians are.
- 14:32Speaker 8: Anybody that's a reality star, I don't count as a star.
- 14:35Speaker 5: I mean, I've heard of them, but I don't know why.
- 14:39Speaker 1: Well, it's that classic question in South Park when, like,
- 14:42Speaker 1: the Paris Hilton episode came on, and was it Wendy?
- 14:45Speaker 1: It's Stan's little girlfriend's name or whatever, and she's like, okay,
- 14:48Speaker 1: what does she do? And they're like, oh, well, she's
- 14:51Speaker 1: like this total bitch, blah, blah, blah. She's like, yeah,
- 14:53Speaker 1: but what does she do? Like, what's her thing? Like,
- 14:56Speaker 1: why is she famous? And she's like, oh, well, she's
- 14:58Speaker 1: got all this money. What does she do?
- 15:00Speaker 12: Dude.
- 15:01Speaker 1: Yeah, he keeps coming back, you know.
- 15:03Speaker 5: At least Donald Trump has a terrible haircut. You can
- 15:06Speaker 5: identify something.
- 15:08Speaker 8: Well, at least he used to have a job.
- 15:09Speaker 13: Yeah, he did something at one time that people, you know,
- 15:13Speaker 13: recognized and knew about, and then they gave him a show. Yeah,
- 15:16Speaker 13: it wasn't the other way around. I was like, oh,
- 15:19Speaker 13: give him a show and see if they do anything.
- 15:22Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 15:23Speaker 8: I really couldn't have answered that question for years about
- 15:25Speaker 8: the Kardashians. Like, when everybody started talking, I had not
- 15:28Speaker 8: a clue.
- 15:29Speaker 1: I still don't.
- 15:30Speaker 8: I had to ask Misty what they did. I was like,
- 15:32Speaker 8: why should I know who they are? And sadly, she
- 15:35Speaker 8: researched it and figured it out, because I don't think
- 15:36Speaker 8: she paid attention to them either. But she at least
- 15:39Speaker 8: had to answer the question.
- 15:40Speaker 12: That, what the hell is their thing?
- 15:43Speaker 8: And it turns out their thing is screwing people and
- 15:46Speaker 8: taping it. and marrying somebody already famous. That's really the
- 15:51Speaker 8: only tie-in she has to fame, is family and sex.
- 15:55Speaker 1: But I don't know.
- 15:56Speaker 8: I mean, to me, I think that's very different. And
- 15:59Speaker 8: then you also get a totally different level of stardom
- 16:01Speaker 8: for being a legit celebrity, if you want to call
- 16:04Speaker 8: them that, who goes horribly down the wrong path, Lindsay Lohan. So,
- 16:09Speaker 8: I don't know. To me, it's kind of that same
- 16:11Speaker 8: thing as the Gary Busey. She gets way more press
- 16:14Speaker 8: for being crazy and for being... kind of stupid and
- 16:17Speaker 8: certainly making stupid choices than she does for any acting
- 16:21Speaker 8: she's done in the last decade, which is pretty minimal
- 16:24Speaker 8: at this point.
- 16:25Speaker 12: So I don't know.
- 16:27Speaker 8: I mean, that's a very different thing. Do you, do
- 16:29Speaker 8: you break those up into separate categories or is it
- 16:32Speaker 8: all everybody shoved in your face?
- 16:34Speaker 5: I don't know, but I feel the shoving for some reason. I,
- 16:39Speaker 5: my mind wandered and I started thinking of those celebrities
- 16:42Speaker 5: who were on match game. Do you remember those guys?
- 16:46Speaker 5: And they were just celebrities and you never had any
- 16:49Speaker 5: idea what any of them did except for Richard Dawson
- 16:52Speaker 5: because he was on Hogan's Heroes. You knew that. And
- 16:56Speaker 5: then the rest of them, I don't know.
- 17:00Speaker 1: Known for their substantial bit parts in the latest sitcom.
- 17:03Speaker 8: No, usually they were celebrities because they were on the
- 17:05Speaker 8: Magic Game.
- 17:06Speaker 5: Well, Charles Nelson Reilly, I had to look up because
- 17:10Speaker 5: I'd always known who he was and never knew why.
- 17:14Speaker 5: But apparently he did a lot of Broadway.
- 17:16Speaker 8: Rip Taylor was that for me. I was like, that
- 17:18Speaker 8: guy is entertaining as hell.
- 17:19Speaker 12: Why do I know who he is?
- 17:21Speaker 8: He's just a guy.
- 17:24Speaker 5: And the other thing that was weird about him is
- 17:26Speaker 5: he was in that famous circus fire that everybody died
- 17:30Speaker 5: in and he survived it. Charles Nelson Reilly was in
- 17:34Speaker 5: the big American, what was it, the Hartford fire? When
- 17:38Speaker 5: he was like 13, he was in this giant circus
- 17:41Speaker 5: fire that I think your favorite movie sort of referenced.
- 17:45Speaker 5: What was that? Water for Elephants?
- 17:48Speaker 11: Oh, now you're just baiting me. This is going to
- 17:50Speaker 11: turn into a Reese Witherspoon hate fest, isn't it?
- 17:52Speaker 8: That's where this is going. I heard that.
- 17:54Speaker 1: That could work.
- 17:55Speaker 8: I heard that fire was intense. I could not do it.
- 18:00Speaker 5: I wish I was there.
- 18:01Speaker 8: I could not do it. Alright, go on with your
- 18:04Speaker 8: hatred towards Reese.
- 18:05Speaker 1: For hating on Reese Witherspoon?
- 18:06Speaker 5: No, I'm not. How was it you described that movie?
- 18:09Speaker 5: It was like a couple of hours of Boredom Relieved
- 18:15Speaker 5: by Cruelty to Animals.
- 18:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:18Speaker 8: I think it might have been Teenium, but you're right
- 18:20Speaker 8: up there.
- 18:20Speaker 11: Teenium Relieved by Cruelty to Animals.
- 18:23Speaker 5: And I had forgotten that was the movie because I'd
- 18:25Speaker 5: never heard of the book or anything when I saw it.
- 18:29Speaker 5: And I forgot it was the movie that you had
- 18:31Speaker 5: warned us all about and I watched it and just bitched.
- 18:35Speaker 8: All the way through it.
- 18:38Speaker 5: Which, my wife had read the book, and I think
- 18:40Speaker 5: she liked the book.
- 18:41Speaker 8: The book was really good.
- 18:42Speaker 5: And I just totally fucked up the movie for her.
- 18:45Speaker 5: Because I was just like, oh, right. That makes sense.
- 18:49Speaker 5: What the fuck is his fiancée going to take the
- 18:52Speaker 5: test with him? Why is she there? And then he
- 18:56Speaker 5: quit school because after his parents died, who spent all
- 19:00Speaker 5: their money putting him through school, he said he didn't
- 19:03Speaker 5: see the point. How can you not see the fucking point?
- 19:07Speaker 5: Who wrote this?
- 19:09Speaker 3: What?
- 19:10Speaker 5: So I was just like a raging asshole all through
- 19:15Speaker 5: the movie.
- 19:15Speaker 1: I'm so glad I didn't see that movie.
- 19:18Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
- 19:19Speaker 1: It's hard for Robert Pattinson vehicle to entice me, though.
- 19:22Speaker 1: See if you can both.
- 19:24Speaker 8: Get about it.
- 19:24Speaker 1: I'll see that.
- 19:25Speaker 3: Okay.
- 19:26Speaker 5: Yeah, I think Lynn really liked the book, but somewhere,
- 19:29Speaker 5: if you watch, I think in the crowd scene, you
- 19:31Speaker 5: see a young Charles Nelson Reilly.
- 19:34Speaker 11: Fleeing from the park.
- 19:36Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 19:37Speaker 8: Oh, God. I mean, I guess that is kind of
- 19:41Speaker 8: the equivalent of that now. People that are celebrities for
- 19:45Speaker 8: being celebrities, there are several of them that would always
- 19:49Speaker 8: end up on The Tonight Show, and I'd be like,
- 19:52Speaker 8: who the hell is Charlene Tilton? Why do I have
- 19:55Speaker 8: to sit here and listen to whatever she's doing this week?
- 19:58Speaker 8: There are so many people that would just become regulars
- 20:01Speaker 8: in a certain aspect of Hollywood, and you'd be like, well,
- 20:04Speaker 8: why the hell?
- 20:05Speaker 12: Why do I know who this is?
- 20:06Speaker 8: So I guess that's still going on. And now it's
- 20:09Speaker 8: just a new, way cheaper way to do it. And
- 20:12Speaker 8: now all you have to do is have a webcam
- 20:15Speaker 8: and your own YouTube show.
- 20:17Speaker 1: Low self-esteem.
- 20:19Speaker 8: Some idiot with a podcast.
- 20:21Speaker 1: I mean, everybody falls into showbiz. Who are these people?
- 20:23Speaker 1: Where do they come from? What are they doing here?
- 20:26Speaker 5: Like, remember Chris O'Donnell?
- 20:30Speaker 6: Hmm.
- 20:32Speaker 5: Isn't it weird just to remember somebody like that?
- 20:34Speaker 1: I would just take a moment.
- 20:35Speaker 5: He was like, yeah, everything was like moving. And then
- 20:38Speaker 5: what happened? I don't know. He disappeared, didn't he?
- 20:41Speaker 8: I would almost say he was gone altogether if he
- 20:43Speaker 8: didn't have his new cop show.
- 20:44Speaker 5: Oh, he has a cop show? That's right.
- 20:46Speaker 8: It's N-C-I-S-Y-D-S-U-V or something.
- 20:52Speaker 1: L.A.
- 20:52Speaker 3: It's the L.A.
- 20:53Speaker 8: One because he's hanging out with LL Cool J. You
- 20:55Speaker 8: know that. which we all kind of wish we were
- 20:57Speaker 8: hanging out with still exists he's a working actor once
- 21:00Speaker 8: again he went for a dry spell but now he's
- 21:03Speaker 8: got a cbs paycheck coming at him.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Dry spell by the way was him on he was
- 21:07Speaker 1: spending a lot of time on broadway actually that's that's
- 21:10Speaker 1: weirdly enough what he's playing i know right like so
- 21:13Speaker 1: that's where yeah he vanished into theater as they say
- 21:17Speaker 1: for a while and uh he Actually, it was around
- 21:20Speaker 1: the same time that Jason Biggs and Alicia Silverstone also
- 21:24Speaker 1: dropped out. They all dropped out kind of collectively and
- 21:27Speaker 1: went to work in theater.
- 21:29Speaker 5: Yeah, she was in that Batman movie too.
- 21:31Speaker 8: I was going to say, two of the three Batman
- 21:33Speaker 8: and Robin, just saying.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Jason Biggs was too in a very minor role where
- 21:36Speaker 1: he was humping a pie, but they cut it out
- 21:38Speaker 1: in the last version.
- 21:40Speaker 8: What play was this? Agnes of God, you say?
- 21:44Speaker 5: I think that was Streetcar Named Desire.
- 21:47Speaker 1: Yeah, the uncensored version. Uh-huh.
- 21:50Speaker 8: Stella, I got a pie.
- 21:52Speaker 1: Watch this! American Pie Streetcar.
- 21:58Speaker 8: But yeah, I mean, there's always actors that sort of
- 22:00Speaker 8: seem like they're on the right track, and then it
- 22:02Speaker 8: totally derails, so.
- 22:05Speaker 5: Remember that period where Julia Roberts was in all those
- 22:08Speaker 5: Lifetime movie kinds of things that were all about bad husbands?
- 22:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:13Speaker 5: And then she started making a lot more. And they
- 22:17Speaker 5: all had the same color poster. It's like they were
- 22:19Speaker 5: making a little franchise of them.
- 22:22Speaker 8: And then they gave her an Oscar, and she hasn't
- 22:24Speaker 8: looked bad.
- 22:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:26Speaker 8: She doesn't really have to do those anymore, now does she?
- 22:29Speaker 1: I wonder if we took all the Julia Roberts posters
- 22:31Speaker 1: over the years and just sort of lined them up.
- 22:33Speaker 1: How many facial changes would we be able to identify
- 22:36Speaker 1: from poster to poster to poster?
- 22:38Speaker 8: You're saying she doesn't move from the neck down? She's
- 22:43Speaker 8: the Yogi Bear.
- 22:44Speaker 5: Actually, in the Pretty Woman poster, it wasn't her from
- 22:49Speaker 5: the neck down.
- 22:50Speaker 8: It wasn't her in the movie either.
- 22:52Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
- 22:53Speaker 8: They just stuck her head on somebody.
- 22:55Speaker 1: That's right.
- 22:55Speaker 8: Just about everything in that performance.
- 22:57Speaker 1: Kind of like with Keira Knightley in the King Arthur poster.
- 23:01Speaker 1: They totally CG'd her body for that because, yeah, she
- 23:05Speaker 1: has a C cup or something like that in the poster.
- 23:09Speaker 1: That's when she flipped out and she basically said, well,
- 23:11Speaker 1: I guess I can't be in an American movie without
- 23:13Speaker 1: at least a C cup. It's like, please alter the
- 23:17Speaker 1: posters again. And they were like, sorry, Kira.
- 23:19Speaker 8: Welcome to America.
- 23:21Speaker 5: That's like when the studio told Margaret Cho that she
- 23:26Speaker 5: was too heavy to play herself.
- 23:29Speaker 8: On her own show.
- 23:30Speaker 1: They did.
- 23:31Speaker 8: She kept, yeah, she said they used to give her
- 23:33Speaker 8: all these notes and it were like, yeah, we'd really
- 23:35Speaker 8: like it if you'd lose 10 pounds. Dude, I gotta say,
- 23:37Speaker 8: so would I, but.
- 23:38Speaker 1: You know. That must be the epitome of like existential like,
- 23:42Speaker 1: despair confrontation like a group of people telling you you're
- 23:46Speaker 1: too fat to play yourself we.
- 23:48Speaker 8: Will recast you get Alicia Silverstone on the phone right.
- 23:52Speaker 1: Now we just don't think you're really there you know
- 23:55Speaker 1: we don't think you have that you-ness that we need.
- 23:58Speaker 8: They don't recast the parents they just bring in Alicia mom?
- 24:02Speaker 8: I don't know that'd be entertaining actually probably more than
- 24:09Speaker 8: the show became there's a reason they wrapped that show
- 24:11Speaker 8: up so fast but oh man i don't know where
- 24:16Speaker 8: else do we want to go with i think we
- 24:18Speaker 8: should observe like five minutes of just silence the chris
- 24:22Speaker 8: o'donnell's career.
- 24:24Speaker 5: Chris o'donnell's career i don't know what there's a lot
- 24:29Speaker 5: of like batman related stuff like look at george clooney how.
- 24:33Speaker 8: Did he survive that his career went downhill after batman.
- 24:39Speaker 5: Yeah who who was joking about that I think it
- 24:43Speaker 5: was on 30 Rock. The two actors were joking about, like, oh,
- 24:48Speaker 5: we need to have our next, like, roles lined up after,
- 24:52Speaker 5: you know, when you quit TV, you have to have
- 24:54Speaker 5: something like gay, dumb Batman.
- 24:57Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 24:59Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they were talking about that with Tracy Morgan's career.
- 25:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:03Speaker 8: That's pretty accurate.
- 25:05Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.
- 25:07Speaker 5: You forget what that costume looked like.
- 25:10Speaker 8: Yeah, you can't fight it.
- 25:12Speaker 1: You can't forget what George Clooney looked like with rubber nipples.
- 25:15Speaker 8: I think what it is, is if you watch Batman,
- 25:18Speaker 8: because I remember even at the time watching it going,
- 25:20Speaker 8: he really doesn't look like he knows what the hell
- 25:22Speaker 8: is going on. Like every scene, he's just kind of.
- 25:25Speaker 8: so what, what are we, what are we doing? Like
- 25:29Speaker 8: it all sort of circulated. Like Robin's like, come on,
- 25:31Speaker 8: let's go. And he's like, all right.
- 25:33Speaker 13: But you have to give him credit because he at
- 25:35Speaker 13: least admitted that he ruined those movies. He's like, I'm
- 25:38Speaker 13: not going to be anymore.
- 25:39Speaker 5: It's my fault.
- 25:40Speaker 1: Sorry.
- 25:40Speaker 8: He did not ruin those movies.
- 25:42Speaker 5: Well, no, there's a lot of, there's a.
- 25:44Speaker 1: Lot of, a lot of discussion as to how, what
- 25:46Speaker 1: Joel Schumacher did to Batman. Yeah.
- 25:49Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 25:49Speaker 8: I mean, everyone has pointed the finger at Joel Schumacher,
- 25:52Speaker 8: but actually I've even heard like, stories of how much
- 25:55Speaker 8: control he didn't have over it. Granted, he definitely took
- 25:58Speaker 8: it down the wrong road, but like producers were so overly,
- 26:03Speaker 8: like once it got to the point where they had
- 26:04Speaker 8: Burton out of the way and they knew they could
- 26:06Speaker 8: like throw Schumacher out if they had to. And it
- 26:08Speaker 8: was all like, it's bad when Schumacher's calling people out
- 26:12Speaker 8: for doing stuff really cheesy, but like they came to
- 26:14Speaker 8: him with this list of, all right, here's all these
- 26:16Speaker 8: characters that we already have toys for at McDonald's. You
- 26:18Speaker 8: better work them into your movie. And he's like, shit.
- 26:22Speaker 8: now what am i gonna do yeah no i i.
- 26:24Speaker 1: Don't know i tend to i'm a little bit on
- 26:26Speaker 1: joel schumacher's side as far as those movies go because
- 26:28Speaker 1: i think that one of the things that i can
- 26:30Speaker 1: say though is that we we always had this thing
- 26:32Speaker 1: about batman we wanted to be darker and kind of
- 26:35Speaker 1: grittier and everything and i think there there is a
- 26:38Speaker 1: universe somewhere where joel schumacher's sense of camp would have
- 26:42Speaker 1: actually been pretty good for batman and like all and
- 26:45Speaker 1: like his sense of like the high art gothic stuff
- 26:48Speaker 1: that he threw in there and things like that like
- 26:50Speaker 1: it could have worked uh i think if.
- 26:52Speaker 8: We stuck with adam west because that was the camp
- 26:56Speaker 8: batman we all want really i don't know it's one
- 26:59Speaker 8: of those.
- 26:59Speaker 1: Joel schumacher made adam west batman movies that would have
- 27:02Speaker 1: been awesome that would have been pretty sweet some days.
- 27:04Speaker 8: You just can't get rid of a.
- 27:05Speaker 5: Bomb i don't know i didn't like I liked Michael
- 27:09Speaker 5: Keaton as.
- 27:09Speaker 1: A chance for Batman.
- 27:12Speaker 8: They hated him at the time, but it's funny looking
- 27:14Speaker 8: back now. It's like, out of that run, he's definitely
- 27:16Speaker 8: the best Batman.
- 27:17Speaker 5: There was something about him that seemed kind of crazy. Like,
- 27:21Speaker 5: you could kind of buy it. And I didn't like
- 27:26Speaker 5: the most recent Batman really at all because, I don't know,
- 27:31Speaker 5: Batman has done nothing for eight years and he's a
- 27:34Speaker 5: guy who walks with a cane.
- 27:37Speaker 1: But I.
- 27:38Speaker 5: Then I saw, like, the more recent Spider-Man. I was like, yeah,
- 27:42Speaker 5: that's what I'm looking for, because aren't these stories really
- 27:46Speaker 5: essentially fantasies for young guys? Isn't that what they are?
- 27:51Speaker 5: I mean, okay, maybe... I don't know, the new Batman
- 27:55Speaker 5: is a fantasy for a drunk Ron Swanson, as far
- 27:58Speaker 5: as I can tell. I don't know who it appeals to.
- 28:03Speaker 5: But Spider-Man... was like a young guy's fantasy. He does
- 28:08Speaker 5: skateboard shit. You know, it makes sense to me. But
- 28:13Speaker 5: the Batman has gone off the rails. I don't know
- 28:16Speaker 5: what Batman is anymore.
- 28:17Speaker 8: Yeah, I was not thrilled with the new Spider-Man.
- 28:21Speaker 1: I actually have not seen the new Spider-Man. Have you
- 28:24Speaker 1: seen the Tobey one?
- 28:26Speaker 8: It's kind of like that one only not.
- 28:28Speaker 1: So good okay well i liked the i like the
- 28:31Speaker 1: toby ones okay i think that of course the much
- 28:33Speaker 1: much hated third one yeah yeah.
- 28:35Speaker 8: Well it's horrible but again that was all studio like
- 28:37Speaker 8: that's when you even had the original director still there
- 28:40Speaker 8: and his hands were so tied at that point he
- 28:42Speaker 8: was like you know what fuck it i'm walking away
- 28:44Speaker 8: like i'm leaving my own franchise because they already had
- 28:47Speaker 8: him planned to do four and five and he was
- 28:49Speaker 8: like i'm out of here this is horrible.
- 28:51Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you know the story behind that. I mean,
- 28:53Speaker 1: with Spider-Man 4 and everything, you'll have talked about it. Like, yeah.
- 28:57Speaker 8: Maybe not at great length, so go ahead.
- 28:59Speaker 1: Oh, no, it's just simply that he basically came to
- 29:02Speaker 1: the studio and said, guys, that third movie was terrible. Yeah. Like,
- 29:06Speaker 1: I directed it. It was terrible, and it was y'all's fault.
- 29:09Speaker 8: So here's the idea.
- 29:11Speaker 1: I'm going to bake. I directed it, and it was terrible,
- 29:13Speaker 1: and it was y'all's fault.
- 29:14Speaker 8: This sounds like Sam. He probably did.
- 29:17Speaker 1: And again, I'm paraphrasing here, because obviously they didn't see
- 29:21Speaker 1: me there. You were hiding. Yeah, waiting.
- 29:24Speaker 8: Gollum-like behind a chair.
- 29:26Speaker 1: Of course, it's always Gollum-like. They hear me when I
- 29:27Speaker 1: talk to myself. But breathing heavily. Schmeagol. And he said,
- 29:35Speaker 1: so here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to
- 29:37Speaker 1: take some money, mostly my money that I've put together
- 29:39Speaker 1: for this film i'm gonna make four i'm gonna make
- 29:42Speaker 1: the ending of the trilogy that i want to make
- 29:45Speaker 1: and we can just go go forward with that and
- 29:48Speaker 1: the studio said no we can't have you do that
- 29:52Speaker 1: like we're we're happy with three as it is it's
- 29:54Speaker 1: fine uh we don't want you making another movie to
- 29:56Speaker 1: to mess up and so he said well Either you
- 29:59Speaker 1: let me do it or I'm walking away. Uh, and
- 30:03Speaker 1: they said no. And he walked, he walked away from
- 30:05Speaker 1: the franchise.
- 30:06Speaker 8: I'd heard that. Cause that's when like a week later
- 30:08Speaker 8: they were like reboot.
- 30:09Speaker 1: Yep. We're starting over. That's why they, that's why they
- 30:11Speaker 1: decided to reboot it. It was so that they could
- 30:13Speaker 1: create a Spider-Man property that they didn't have to pay
- 30:15Speaker 1: Sam Raimi for. Um, and yeah, I mean, it's pretty,
- 30:20Speaker 1: it's pretty crazy, but you know, I'm, I'm going to
- 30:22Speaker 1: try not to hold that against the movie when I
- 30:24Speaker 1: go into see it. Like I said, like, A lot
- 30:26Speaker 1: of people, like you and other people, told me that
- 30:28Speaker 1: The Amazing Spider-Man is actually quite good.
- 30:31Speaker 12: I liked it.
- 30:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I know I was disappointed with
- 30:35Speaker 1: The Dark Knight Rises, but in this era of epic
- 30:38Speaker 1: trilogies that we've been in this last decade or so,
- 30:41Speaker 1: it's hardly a single third movie that I have been
- 30:43Speaker 1: happy with. I mean, heck, in the run of most
- 30:48Speaker 1: epic trilogies over the last decade, I can say that
- 30:51Speaker 1: the best one relative to the trilogy it concluded was
- 30:53Speaker 1: maybe Episode III.
- 30:55Speaker 8: You know, definitely the best of that run, but exactly.
- 30:59Speaker 11: Exactly.
- 30:59Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's like, wow, only,
- 31:03Speaker 1: only movie that wasn't a letdown conclusion. And it had
- 31:06Speaker 1: the neural.
- 31:07Speaker 8: So, you know, is that including return of the King?
- 31:11Speaker 1: Oh, no, actually, Return of the King would be the
- 31:13Speaker 1: other one.
- 31:13Speaker 8: Because I can't watch the second one again. It's just
- 31:17Speaker 8: a nap for three hours. I can't. It's so much walking.
- 31:21Speaker 5: What was the joke I heard recently? At one point,
- 31:23Speaker 5: Gandalf's hat blows off and they chase it for two movies.
- 31:28Speaker 5: That is such a great joke.
- 31:29Speaker 8: I just watched the fake trailer for it where they
- 31:32Speaker 8: were like, it involves walking and strolling and hiking. I
- 31:38Speaker 8: was like, yes, that's the entire trilogy. Which is fine for, like,
- 31:42Speaker 8: two movies, but that third one in the middle.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Is too much for me. I had some hardcore deja vu, though,
- 31:48Speaker 1: when I was watching The Hobbit, and it was like, oh, right,
- 31:52Speaker 1: this is why I forgot about Peter Jackson's movies. They
- 31:55Speaker 1: end multiple times. Like, it never stops ending, because I
- 32:02Speaker 1: didn't know where in the book they were going to
- 32:03Speaker 1: stop the movie. I didn't know, like, okay, what is
- 32:06Speaker 1: a good cutoff point for The Hobbit? Like, there really
- 32:09Speaker 1: isn't one. And so when I started feeling, because I
- 32:13Speaker 1: turn off my phone, so I have no sense of
- 32:15Speaker 1: time when I'm trapped in this theater watching a Peter
- 32:17Speaker 1: Jackson movie. And I was like, that was the biggest
- 32:20Speaker 1: mistake I could have ever made. I'm just sitting here.
- 32:22Speaker 1: I'm like watching this movie. And eventually, like, you know,
- 32:25Speaker 1: they're in the mountain and there's the and there are
- 32:27Speaker 1: the goblins all around. I'm like, OK, they're going to
- 32:29Speaker 1: end it. OK, here. OK, here.
- 32:33Speaker 8: And we're done.
- 32:35Speaker 1: Must have been 15 or 20 minutes later. I was like,
- 32:38Speaker 1: all right, final oration. Final moment of characters looking longingly
- 32:43Speaker 1: into one another's eyes. No, no, it still kept going. So, yeah.
- 32:50Speaker 1: Damn you, Peter Jackson.
- 32:52Speaker 8: He... Man, somebody who kind of went off the rails.
- 32:55Speaker 8: I mean, he's still visually an amazing director, but he
- 32:58Speaker 8: needs somebody to come in and put a leash on
- 33:00Speaker 8: him and be like, no, go back to... You used
- 33:03Speaker 8: to know how to edit.
- 33:03Speaker 1: You really did.
- 33:05Speaker 3: Like.
- 33:05Speaker 8: Your early movies weren't three hours.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Dead Alive is damn near punchy. It moves with a
- 33:11Speaker 1: quickness and grace.
- 33:12Speaker 8: His old ones would get in and out, and you're fun,
- 33:15Speaker 8: and yeah, I mean, everything since then. I mean, that's
- 33:18Speaker 8: the main problem with King Kong is about 45 minutes
- 33:21Speaker 8: of it needs to be taken out easily.
- 33:23Speaker 1: I really wanted to like that movie, too.
- 33:25Speaker 8: It's not bad if you edit out all the crap
- 33:27Speaker 8: you don't need.
- 33:28Speaker 11: Speaking of leashes, back to the celebrity question.
- 33:32Speaker 1: Who?
- 33:32Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 33:34Speaker 1: Um.
- 33:35Speaker 11: I was just thinking, George Clooney... Sorry, I just feel
- 33:39Speaker 11: like I just.
- 33:40Speaker 8: You forgot to yell at George Clooney a minute ago.
- 33:43Speaker 11: By the way, George Clooney. No, I think that the
- 33:47Speaker 11: reason why he got away with Batman was because sort
- 33:50Speaker 11: of the publicity machine had so much invested in him. Like,
- 33:53Speaker 11: for a while, he really was sort of this golden
- 33:55Speaker 11: boy who was just going to sort of maybe sort
- 33:58Speaker 11: of save... I mean, every magazine cover was about him.
- 34:02Speaker 11: He was selling so many magazines. So when he sort
- 34:04Speaker 11: of started taking on these roles, they were like, oh, no,
- 34:06Speaker 11: that didn't work. Oh, God, you might not be talented. Oh, wait,
- 34:09Speaker 11: what's this you're doing with Michelle.
- 34:10Speaker 1: Pfeiffer in One Fine Day? Like, what is happening?
- 34:13Speaker 11: Like, they waited for him to get back on track
- 34:15Speaker 11: because he was so sellable and because he had the face.
- 34:18Speaker 1: And he's so likable. Yeah. Yeah, he really is.
- 34:20Speaker 5: I've tried. I've made the effort to hate him.
- 34:22Speaker 1: I can't do it.
- 34:22Speaker 8: You can't do it.
- 34:23Speaker 5: I like him.
- 34:24Speaker 1: He has genuine star power.
- 34:25Speaker 13: The thing about George Clooney, though, is there's a guy...
- 34:28Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, he is a big star, but he
- 34:29Speaker 13: definitely paid his dues. I mean, Return of the Killer Tomatoes.
- 34:33Speaker 1: Facts of Life.
- 34:34Speaker 12: Roseanne.
- 34:35Speaker 1: Roseanne.
- 34:35Speaker 7: Oh, Roseanne.
- 34:36Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd forgotten about that. Yeah, they are.
- 34:38Speaker 8: I think he forgot about it.
- 34:39Speaker 13: And then suddenly he gets on ER.
- 34:42Speaker 1: And the other ER.
- 34:42Speaker 11: There was ER before the ER.
- 34:44Speaker 1: Right, he was on both ERs.
- 34:47Speaker 13: And he just exploded. And he's actually good at what
- 34:49Speaker 13: he does, though.
- 34:51Speaker 1: Well, I remember that period after Batman is, what was it?
- 34:54Speaker 1: After that, he was in Ocean's Eleven. Right? So he
- 34:57Speaker 1: had like a franchise not too shortly after that that
- 35:00Speaker 1: sort of took off. Salvaged him. But also he went
- 35:03Speaker 1: and did a few like sort of quasi-indie-ish films. Like
- 35:07Speaker 1: he started doing some quieter stuff too around that time,
- 35:09Speaker 1: which I think also sort of helped sell him is
- 35:11Speaker 1: that he kind of, he took a step back and
- 35:15Speaker 1: he started making more pet projects and things like that.
- 35:18Speaker 1: And that was helpful.
- 35:19Speaker 8: Well, I still think, I mean, for the Batman thing,
- 35:22Speaker 8: I really think it is because he seemed so not committed. Like,
- 35:25Speaker 8: I mean, everybody else in there was just chewing on
- 35:27Speaker 8: the scenery and villains almost literally. And he was just
- 35:31Speaker 8: kind of like, he's the least memorable character in that
- 35:33Speaker 8: whole movie. Like, you kind of forget Batman's in Batman
- 35:36Speaker 8: and Robin. So it's like, at that point, he fades
- 35:39Speaker 8: into the background with all these other horrible performances that
- 35:43Speaker 8: you're just like, oh yeah, George Clooney was in that,
- 35:45Speaker 8: wasn't he? Like, you don't even remember that he was Batman.
- 35:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 35:48Speaker 5: He slipped by by being unmemorable.
- 35:50Speaker 8: Yeah, really. I mean, he is. And that's kind of
- 35:52Speaker 8: why he's not a good Batman. But at the same time,
- 35:55Speaker 8: it saved his ass. And I think he really like
- 35:58Speaker 8: he kind of did go through that rebuilding phase. And
- 36:00Speaker 8: I think it was just when he started getting into
- 36:03Speaker 8: directing that people started going, oh, wait, he is serious
- 36:07Speaker 8: about this career of his. And that was sort of
- 36:09Speaker 8: the turning point where I think he got that like
- 36:11Speaker 8: credibility again that people were like, Well, he's willing to
- 36:15Speaker 8: not even put himself in this movie, and he's willing
- 36:17Speaker 8: to take the side character role in this movie.
- 36:19Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 36:20Speaker 8: It gave him a little more credibility in the acting world,
- 36:22Speaker 8: it seems like.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Played the dog in South Park.
- 36:25Speaker 9: That's true.
- 36:26Speaker 8: That's what made South Park.
- 36:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:28Speaker 1: No, in Batman and Robin, every time it's his line
- 36:31Speaker 1: and the camera cuts to him, I always see this
- 36:33Speaker 1: look in his eye like, huh? Oh, it's my line?
- 36:36Speaker 1: He's just sort of being signaled by the gaffer or
- 36:39Speaker 1: somebody like, go, go, go.
- 36:42Speaker 3: No joke.
- 36:43Speaker 1: Oh, oh. No, Robin. Sure.
- 36:46Speaker 12: Walk away.
- 36:47Speaker 1: Is it lunch yet? Are we done? Can I get
- 36:52Speaker 1: out of this? It's very tight.
- 36:53Speaker 3: Definitely.
- 36:55Speaker 5: Does anybody know why Michael Keaton quit the franchise? He
- 36:58Speaker 5: just walked off, didn't he?
- 36:59Speaker 1: No idea.
- 37:00Speaker 8: I think he just didn't want to be Batman for
- 37:02Speaker 8: the rest of his career.
- 37:03Speaker 13: Which his career, and also with Val Kilmer, pretty much
- 37:06Speaker 13: dried up after those roles.
- 37:09Speaker 8: Val Kilmer had a lot of other issues, I think.
- 37:11Speaker 11: True.
- 37:11Speaker 8: Michael Keaton is one of those that is a perfect
- 37:13Speaker 8: example of that. He was the biggest name in comedies ever.
- 37:17Speaker 8: for that whole run and then they gave it batman
- 37:19Speaker 8: and people were like what the hell is that and
- 37:21Speaker 8: then he left that and he did like he tried
- 37:23Speaker 8: to get born to dramatic roles and the thing is
- 37:25Speaker 8: he's a good dramatic actor but nobody will give him
- 37:28Speaker 8: that shot and like even now when you see him
- 37:31Speaker 8: turn up and stuff you're like oh look at that
- 37:33Speaker 8: michael keaton's in this and like he can be good
- 37:35Speaker 8: in like those weird corgi roles and he can be
- 37:38Speaker 8: good and you know pretty dramatic stuff but like he's
- 37:41Speaker 8: still like either they still look at him like he's
- 37:43Speaker 8: a comedic actor that doesn't belong there Or, yeah, it's Batman,
- 37:47Speaker 8: and what the hell is.
- 37:47Speaker 9: He doing in this?
- 37:48Speaker 12: It's funny, though.
- 37:48Speaker 5: There's always the assumption that people just want to keep
- 37:52Speaker 5: doing the work.
- 37:54Speaker 1: True.
- 37:54Speaker 5: And maybe sometimes they just don't.
- 37:56Speaker 11: Yeah, like Jake from 16 Candles.
- 37:58Speaker 1: He just wanted to go make furniture. You had that
- 38:01Speaker 1: example right there.
- 38:02Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 38:03Speaker 3: Wow.
- 38:04Speaker 11: I mean, my generation of girl, that was always like, wait,
- 38:07Speaker 11: why didn't we get another movie with that guy? And
- 38:09Speaker 11: then he came back in Mermaids, and then he was like, no, seriously,
- 38:13Speaker 11: I'm not that into this. I'm going back to Pennsylvania.
- 38:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 38:16Speaker 5: And who was... Kelly McGillis did the same thing.
- 38:19Speaker 12: She's like.
- 38:20Speaker 8: She's back now.
- 38:21Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 38:21Speaker 8: She took like a 20-year break. She dropped out.
- 38:23Speaker 5: Just don't want to do it. And then there was...
- 38:26Speaker 5: Remember that band, The New Radicals?
- 38:28Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 38:28Speaker 5: There was that kid who sang like Todd Rundgren.
- 38:31Speaker 1: That guy actually... He went on to become a music producer.
- 38:34Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 38:34Speaker 1: He basically did the New Radicals thing as a way
- 38:37Speaker 1: of showing off production techniques. That was... basically why you
- 38:41Speaker 1: made that and then he was like no i don't
- 38:42Speaker 1: want to do this yeah well it was just it
- 38:44Speaker 1: was just like okay i made that i'm gonna go
- 38:46Speaker 1: producing other musicians which is kind of what i wanted
- 38:48Speaker 1: to do in the first place not just wear this
- 38:50Speaker 1: hat in public and.
- 38:51Speaker 8: He's like recording with a producer because whatever i heard
- 38:54Speaker 8: every other musician in that band and they were all
- 38:56Speaker 8: pretty well established when he brought him in that's why
- 38:58Speaker 8: he brought him in but like they all fought because
- 39:01Speaker 8: he's like he had such a weird thing that he
- 39:03Speaker 8: wanted to do and he was not willing to move
- 39:06Speaker 8: on anything so yeah he For the acting tie-in, I
- 39:09Speaker 8: believe one of the band members used to be the
- 39:12Speaker 8: little girl on Archie Bunker's place. I heard that and
- 39:15Speaker 8: was like, what the hell? I think she paid bass.
- 39:18Speaker 12: I don't know.
- 39:18Speaker 8: Girls always get stuck playing bass. I don't understand why.
- 39:21Speaker 1: I'm thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis as an example of a
- 39:24Speaker 1: guy who, for a while there, he was telling people
- 39:28Speaker 1: something like, no, I'm quitting acting. I'm a bricklayer now.
- 39:33Speaker 1: I lay bricks. It's what I do.
- 39:35Speaker 11: And then he's like, no, no, no.
- 39:38Speaker 1: No more acting. I'm done with that now. I'm going
- 39:42Speaker 1: to be a bricklayer.
- 39:44Speaker 5: It's what I do.
- 39:47Speaker 8: I'm bagging your groceries now.
- 39:49Speaker 1: You're a plastic man. And then suddenly they were like, hey,
- 39:56Speaker 1: do you want to play this guy in There Will
- 39:58Speaker 1: Be Blood? And he was like, He's like, of course.
- 40:00Speaker 1: That's the role I've been preparing for. I'm an oil man.
- 40:03Speaker 1: I'll do it. No, but there are some people that
- 40:07Speaker 1: try to take breaks or break away or something like that,
- 40:10Speaker 1: and they just can't do it. And then there are
- 40:12Speaker 1: the people who... Actually, a great example would be the
- 40:15Speaker 1: kid from Finding Forrester. The kid who played opposite Sean
- 40:19Speaker 1: Connery in that movie. He was literally just a casting
- 40:23Speaker 1: call kid who showed up and he was just like,
- 40:26Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm doing this to pay my phone bill.
- 40:29Speaker 1: this month. And they were like, really? And he was like, yeah,
- 40:32Speaker 1: because you're a really great actor. He's like, oh, well,
- 40:34Speaker 1: that's great. No, I'm just doing this to pay my
- 40:37Speaker 1: phone bill or something. And afterwards, he hasn't been in
- 40:40Speaker 1: any other movies.
- 40:41Speaker 5: He paid his phone bill.
- 40:42Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 40:43Speaker 8: Don't need to now. Multiple phone bills, apparently.
- 40:46Speaker 5: Who was the poet who quit doing poetry? Was it Rimbaud?
- 40:51Speaker 1: Rimbaud died. Well, that'll make you stop.
- 40:55Speaker 5: The young genius poet who then just like, Like, did
- 41:00Speaker 5: trade in Africa for the rest of his life.
- 41:02Speaker 1: It's like.
- 41:02Speaker 5: I can't... I don't know.
- 41:05Speaker 1: It's weird.
- 41:07Speaker 5: It's... It's an odd phenomenon how many people just quit doing...
- 41:12Speaker 5: Especially American writers. Like, there are a lot of, like,
- 41:15Speaker 5: one big novel guys.
- 41:17Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 41:19Speaker 1: The one shot at the great American novel. Yeah.
- 41:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 41:22Speaker 5: And then there are all those artists who turn their
- 41:24Speaker 5: back on their good stuff and then decided, no, I
- 41:27Speaker 5: want to be a crappy artist from now on.
- 41:30Speaker 1: I like to believe there was a universe where Thomas
- 41:32Speaker 1: Kinkade was like a talented, intelligent artist, and then at
- 41:37Speaker 1: some point he just had some major life crisis and
- 41:40Speaker 1: was like, never mind, all I'm doing is this stuff.
- 41:43Speaker 2: Done with it.
- 41:43Speaker 1: Light is easy.
- 41:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 41:47Speaker 5: De Chirico was one of those guys.
- 41:49Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 41:50Speaker 5: Great surrealist painter and then he said, no, I just
- 41:54Speaker 5: want to be an academic. Fuck all that stuff.
- 41:57Speaker 1: It's nonsense. God, it sounds awful. Yeah, then Botticelli.
- 42:01Speaker 3: Oh.
- 42:01Speaker 5: Botticelli turned his back on all his great stuff.
- 42:05Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you get the opposite, though, too. Gauguin.
- 42:09Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 42:09Speaker 1: Paul Gauguin. Actually, there's a great book by Somerset Maugham
- 42:12Speaker 1: called The Moon and Sixpence, which is about Gauguin who, like,
- 42:16Speaker 1: left his wife and kid when he was a stockbroker
- 42:19Speaker 1: yeah it was a stockbroker and he was just like
- 42:21Speaker 1: and he's like you know what i'm just gonna leave
- 42:23Speaker 1: you guys and they're like what we're gonna do for
- 42:25Speaker 1: food he's like and he's like well you're a seamstress
- 42:26Speaker 1: you'll get by you'll be fine and he's almost grown
- 42:29Speaker 1: like i've done what what i need to do i'm
- 42:31Speaker 1: gonna go be a painter and they're like why and
- 42:33Speaker 1: he's like well i don't have to answer that to
- 42:35Speaker 1: you you're just my wife you know like i'm i'm
- 42:38Speaker 1: done with you she's like do you want to get
- 42:39Speaker 1: divorced he's like i don't care bye just left yeah
- 42:43Speaker 1: yeah it's weird movie tie-in, Rimbaud was played by Leo
- 42:50Speaker 1: DiCaprio in the film with... God, I can't remember the
- 42:53Speaker 1: English actor's name, but yeah.
- 42:55Speaker 8: Star of the Growing Pains.
- 42:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:58Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. No, no, this was when he was young, too.
- 43:00Speaker 1: He played young Rimbaud and detailed his homosexual relationship with
- 43:05Speaker 1: Paul Valerie. Anyway, very... I did not know about that
- 43:09Speaker 1: movie at all until last year.
- 43:12Speaker 5: Wasn't Chris O'Donnell Hemingway... What?
- 43:16Speaker 1: You're kidding me.
- 43:18Speaker 11: I think we just answered the question what happened to
- 43:20Speaker 11: Chris O'Donnell.
- 43:21Speaker 5: I think he was Hemingway in some movie.
- 43:24Speaker 8: Darring opposite Oscar winner Sandra Bullock.
- 43:28Speaker 1: Whoa, a Hemingway movie with Sandra Bullock and Chris O'Donnell.
- 43:32Speaker 8: Figure that out.
- 43:33Speaker 5: Once at work this woman came in and when she
- 43:36Speaker 5: left I was like, she looks like one of those
- 43:38Speaker 5: Hemingway girls. Because she did and I never knew which
- 43:42Speaker 5: one was which. The guy there later was like, oh,
- 43:46Speaker 5: his daughter. I just thought you had a really vivid imagination.
- 43:50Speaker 5: She looked like the way he described.
- 43:53Speaker 8: Yeah, she did look like that girl.
- 43:54Speaker 4: I did, actually.
- 43:55Speaker 11: I was imagining a girl with short hair, and you
- 43:58Speaker 11: actually mean one of the Hemingways.
- 44:00Speaker 13: I pictured she had an extra finger, and then I
- 44:02Speaker 13: realized it's the cat.
- 44:03Speaker 8: She just had a beard.
- 44:05Speaker 11: It was probably when Margot Hemingway, is this when she
- 44:08Speaker 11: came to the Derby?
- 44:10Speaker 8: Oh, it might have been her. Maybe it actually was.
- 44:12Speaker 11: It could have been her. I was actually, here's a
- 44:15Speaker 11: Margot Hemingway story. No one saw this one coming. I
- 44:19Speaker 11: was about maybe seven years old, and she came to
- 44:23Speaker 11: the Derby, and I remember the women were so mean
- 44:26Speaker 11: to her. I remember hearing multiple women on elevators being like,
- 44:30Speaker 11: she thinks she's something, but every Kentucky girl is prettier
- 44:34Speaker 11: than that one. They were saying horrible things to her.
- 44:36Speaker 11: And anyway, she's the tragic one. She's the one that
- 44:39Speaker 11: ultimately killed herself. But I remember she came up to
- 44:42Speaker 11: me and started talking to me. And for the rest
- 44:44Speaker 11: of the day, we spent the day together. And she
- 44:45Speaker 11: was placing bets for me, and she was telling me stories.
- 44:48Speaker 11: And at the time, I didn't know how strange that was.
- 44:51Speaker 11: I was just like, this is a really nice lady.
- 44:53Speaker 11: But then when she passed, it was like, wow, that's
- 44:57Speaker 11: a lady that found a little girl to spend the
- 44:59Speaker 11: day with because she was so ill at ease with
- 45:01Speaker 11: everyone else around her.
- 45:03Speaker 1: That's an amazing story.
- 45:05Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 45:05Speaker 1: That's really incredible that that happened to you.
- 45:07Speaker 5: Who's the one in Manhattan? Which one was the girl?
- 45:12Speaker 11: I think that's Mariel.
- 45:13Speaker 4: Mariel.
- 45:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 45:15Speaker 1: I get so confused.
- 45:15Speaker 5: She was so good in that.
- 45:18Speaker 1: Oh, wow. That was one of Hemingway's daughters? The young
- 45:21Speaker 1: girl in Manhattan? Yeah. Wow. Okay. Yeah, that is the name.
- 45:25Speaker 1: She was amazing. Yeah, she was. She continued to have
- 45:28Speaker 1: an acting career.
- 45:29Speaker 5: But not a good one.
- 45:30Speaker 1: Apparently not.
- 45:32Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 45:33Speaker 1: After you... Make out with Woody Allen when you're 18. 17,
- 45:36Speaker 1: excuse me.
- 45:38Speaker 8: Okay, there's a lot of girls that fall into that category.
- 45:41Speaker 8: My question, Lucy, is what were your parents doing? Why
- 45:45Speaker 8: were they letting some Hollywood actor stroll up and take
- 45:48Speaker 8: off with their child?
- 45:49Speaker 11: Maybe I'll spend the rest of today thinking about that.
- 45:51Speaker 8: I haven't gotten quite to that.
- 45:53Speaker 1: Suddenly it occurs to me I had no idea where
- 45:55Speaker 1: my parents were. They just drove up and left me
- 45:57Speaker 1: at the door.
- 45:58Speaker 11: I guess they thought I was in good hands.
- 46:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 46:01Speaker 8: Hollywood actor, you come back to and blow.
- 46:03Speaker 1: Sorry, I can't imagine this woman as anything but like
- 46:05Speaker 1: some eccentric dressed in like, you know, long flowing wrap
- 46:08Speaker 1: or something. It's like, don't worry, I will care for
- 46:10Speaker 1: your child. Your parents are like, oh, well, her name's Margo, so.
- 46:16Speaker 8: Put her in the carrier with the schnauzer. Just carried
- 46:19Speaker 8: you around all day. You want to place a bet?
- 46:25Speaker 5: Well, I mean, here's like Tom Cruise. Okay, he's been
- 46:28Speaker 5: good in a lot of things, but you see him.
- 46:30Speaker 8: Not consistently.
- 46:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
- 46:32Speaker 5: That's the thing.
- 46:33Speaker 1: Night and day. That's the thing I don't understand. Literally
- 46:35Speaker 1: and figuratively.
- 46:35Speaker 5: I think there's this element of fantasy that makes us
- 46:39Speaker 5: want to have stars because you have to want to
- 46:42Speaker 5: believe in the whole thing because it really doesn't add up.
- 46:45Speaker 5: You know, you see like these non-actors, no training, sometimes
- 46:51Speaker 5: do just amazing things in movies. So that's possible. But
- 46:56Speaker 5: then you've got people who are like stars who have
- 47:00Speaker 5: actually never been good.
- 47:02Speaker 12: Just never.
- 47:03Speaker 8: That's true.
- 47:04Speaker 5: Like Steven Seagal has never been good at anything, and
- 47:08Speaker 5: he has a career, and he keeps doing it.
- 47:10Speaker 8: He's got a huge number of movies.
- 47:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:12Speaker 1: Gives me hope.
- 47:13Speaker 5: So I think there's this element like we want to
- 47:17Speaker 5: have stars. We just, that's something, and so we will
- 47:22Speaker 5: ignore stars That it doesn't make any sense and that
- 47:26Speaker 5: the person is not really good and.
- 47:28Speaker 1: Still buying into the hype.
- 47:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:30Speaker 5: Well, I think that's true.
- 47:31Speaker 11: I remember reading an article in Psychology Now or Psychology...
- 47:34Speaker 11: I remember reading an article at some point and it
- 47:36Speaker 11: was talking about sort of the psychological phenomenon of celebrity
- 47:41Speaker 11: culture and celebrity worship. And I guess the idea was
- 47:44Speaker 11: that as we've evolved... Like back in the day when
- 47:47Speaker 11: we were tribes and there wasn't any media and we
- 47:51Speaker 11: didn't leave our land.
- 47:52Speaker 5: Like when I was growing up in Bowling Green in
- 47:54Speaker 5: the 70s.
- 47:54Speaker 1: Like back in Bowling Green.
- 47:56Speaker 8: Like you, if you saw.
- 47:57Speaker 1: Greenwood and Mississippi and now.
- 47:59Speaker 11: You didn't see faces that you didn't know. So if
- 48:01Speaker 11: you saw a face, then that person was part of
- 48:04Speaker 11: your tribe. And if it was, so if you see
- 48:07Speaker 11: these faces over and over again, you think that there's
- 48:10Speaker 11: a part of you that thinks that you know them
- 48:11Speaker 11: and that wants to connect to them that thinks that
- 48:13Speaker 11: they're part of your social structure.
- 48:15Speaker 1: So.
- 48:16Speaker 11: Think that's how you start caring about them and wanting
- 48:17Speaker 11: to see them more.
- 48:18Speaker 5: Which is a bizarre phenomenon. Why I'm glad little Charles
- 48:24Speaker 5: Nelson Reilly got out of that burning circus tent so
- 48:28Speaker 5: he could be a part of my life. Sort of
- 48:33Speaker 5: like our Olympic gods. For all those stories about all
- 48:38Speaker 5: those gods, somebody had to write them. that's the thing.
- 48:42Speaker 5: Somebody had to actually come up with those stories.
- 48:44Speaker 8: Weren't they given to us from the gods? Didn't they
- 48:47Speaker 8: deliver them unto us?
- 48:49Speaker 1: Well, isn't it, isn't it also, I mean, there's a,
- 48:51Speaker 1: there's a thing there too about like, you know, when, uh,
- 48:54Speaker 1: certain ancient peoples saw, you know, one argument is that
- 48:58Speaker 1: ancient people saw natural phenomena and they, they assumed gods
- 49:01Speaker 1: were in control of them. And that was an explanation
- 49:03Speaker 1: for natural phenomena or something. Um, Well, there's a way
- 49:07Speaker 1: in which movies, aren't they these enormous phenomena in our
- 49:10Speaker 1: lives now? They're these spectacles, inevitably, even crappy ones. We
- 49:14Speaker 1: find them really remarkable. So believing that we know the
- 49:18Speaker 1: people behind making them. believing that we understand like what
- 49:21Speaker 1: Tom Cruise is kind of like doesn't that give us
- 49:24Speaker 1: a sense a little bit more of a sense of
- 49:26Speaker 1: control or understanding of the thing we just experienced to
- 49:29Speaker 1: like we're looking at we're like oh like That's Tom
- 49:32Speaker 1: Cruise in this movie. Now I understand there was Scientology
- 49:35Speaker 1: involved in this film. In other words, it's no longer
- 49:39Speaker 1: just this sort of event that occurs to us. Now
- 49:42Speaker 1: we can understand it kind of because we can put
- 49:44Speaker 1: it in context a little bit.
- 49:46Speaker 8: Well, now we're all kind of tied to it. Because
- 49:48Speaker 8: you can, I mean, before you could just sit at
- 49:50Speaker 8: home and yammer on and you, I hate this movie
- 49:53Speaker 8: or it's great because, but now because of the internet,
- 49:56Speaker 8: you can be part of the international community that like
- 49:59Speaker 8: loves it or bitches about it or what you do.
- 50:02Speaker 8: You actually do feel like you're part of the process.
- 50:05Speaker 8: Some people a little more than others, but I mean,
- 50:07Speaker 8: you really do kind of interact within your group of
- 50:10Speaker 8: peers and now your group of peers isn't in your
- 50:12Speaker 8: tribe anymore. It's across the world and you really can
- 50:16Speaker 8: kind of interact with people and now you kind of
- 50:19Speaker 8: can interact with celebrities twitter i mean every once in
- 50:23Speaker 8: a while someone will decide to answer your message so
- 50:25Speaker 8: i mean you literally because of internet are sort of
- 50:28Speaker 8: connected to everybody and even people who are famous or
- 50:32Speaker 8: semi-famous or fake famous depending on how we've broken it
- 50:36Speaker 8: down here but i mean you i don't know there's
- 50:38Speaker 8: just a weird connection that you have to everybody now
- 50:40Speaker 8: because the internet has sort of changed all the rules
- 50:43Speaker 8: yeah I was also going to say it's, uh, you
- 50:46Speaker 8: were talking about the, the, the way that we see
- 50:49Speaker 8: it within the tribe thing. I think, especially in this
- 50:52Speaker 8: last like hundred, 200 years for America, because, and as
- 50:58Speaker 8: once paparazzi came into it, we don't have royalty and
- 51:01Speaker 8: we don't have anybody to glamorize and throw this, you know,
- 51:05Speaker 8: attention at except Hollywood stars. And that, that has kind of,
- 51:09Speaker 8: I mean, you almost need to do that, I guess
- 51:11Speaker 8: in some weird way, because people keep doing it no
- 51:13Speaker 8: matter where. And like, Back in, you know, how far
- 51:16Speaker 8: back you go, it always used to be the royals.
- 51:19Speaker 8: And it really, like, when you were a surf out
- 51:21Speaker 8: working the land, you would think about how wonderful it
- 51:23Speaker 8: was up in the castle. And, like, we got here,
- 51:25Speaker 8: and all we had was politics, and we kind of
- 51:28Speaker 8: hate politics because it's bullshit. So we were like, well,
- 51:30Speaker 8: we don't have anything else. What else are we supposed
- 51:32Speaker 8: to be, you know, starstruck by? And what are we
- 51:34Speaker 8: supposed to think, you know, this wonderful life that this
- 51:36Speaker 8: other person lives that we don't have because our life sucks?
- 51:39Speaker 8: But we'd like to think that somewhere out there, and
- 51:41Speaker 8: maybe one day we can get to that point. And
- 51:43Speaker 8: I don't know. I think we almost... need that as
- 51:46Speaker 8: a society you need something to look up to or
- 51:48Speaker 8: to strive for to some you know there's some weird
- 51:51Speaker 8: need in us that the celebrity of some form or
- 51:54Speaker 8: another kind.
- 51:55Speaker 5: Of fulfills yeah because it's i think for most of
- 51:58Speaker 5: us we feel like we can kind of know people
- 52:01Speaker 5: but like knowing all the factors that go into something
- 52:05Speaker 5: like in politics you know a lot of people don't
- 52:09Speaker 5: have the time to read all the legislation that people
- 52:13Speaker 5: are discussing, but they feel like they know the person
- 52:17Speaker 5: so they can trust them with it. So it simplifies things.
- 52:21Speaker 5: So you talk about a movie that thousands of people
- 52:26Speaker 5: worked on or were involved in, and a lot of
- 52:28Speaker 5: things happened and a lot of accidental factors, but you
- 52:31Speaker 5: just go, oh, I know George Clooney. He'll put it together.
- 52:36Speaker 8: He'll make this movie work.
- 52:37Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
- 52:39Speaker 8: Well, it is, I mean, back to kind of the
- 52:40Speaker 8: original part that you brought up. Like, it does seem
- 52:43Speaker 8: like there is a machine at work. A lot of
- 52:46Speaker 8: it is the press. But just in general, I think
- 52:49Speaker 8: there is something that comes into play that you do
- 52:52Speaker 8: have these people that are taken out of nowhere, you know,
- 52:55Speaker 8: that may have just turned in one good performance. And then, actually,
- 52:59Speaker 8: Jeremy Hunter is in one of those.
- 53:00Speaker 3: Like, I mean.
- 53:01Speaker 8: he was in like movies and nobody cared about him.
- 53:04Speaker 8: He gets in this one role and this gets him wrecking.
- 53:07Speaker 8: And like I said, he got within that year, he
- 53:10Speaker 8: got picked up for three of the biggest franchises that
- 53:13Speaker 8: have ever existed. You know, it's like he got thrown
- 53:15Speaker 8: into the Bourne's legacy. He got thrown into the Marvel
- 53:19Speaker 8: world and they handed him the mission impossible. Those are
- 53:24Speaker 8: all huge amounts of money that are behind these things.
- 53:28Speaker 8: And they picked this guy and, out of nowhere that
- 53:30Speaker 8: somehow somebody saw the workings of the machine and went,
- 53:33Speaker 8: this guy, this guy is the one. So, I mean,
- 53:35Speaker 8: what is it that him and not like either of
- 53:38Speaker 8: those other guys that he hung out with on there,
- 53:40Speaker 8: you know, it's like, granted he was more of a lead,
- 53:42Speaker 8: but like, why didn't some other random guy in that
- 53:45Speaker 8: movie get picked to like be thrust into this machine?
- 53:48Speaker 8: And I'm not, again, I'm not, sometimes you can tell
- 53:51Speaker 8: sometimes it is just that they're, a little more attractive
- 53:55Speaker 8: or that they really are more talented just, you know,
- 53:57Speaker 8: as far as acting or whatever. But sometimes it's none
- 54:00Speaker 8: of that. Sometimes it really is just sort of like
- 54:02Speaker 8: luck of the draw. You get thrown into the right
- 54:04Speaker 8: place in the right time and the machine pulls you through.
- 54:07Speaker 8: And next thing you know, you got three franchises. So
- 54:09Speaker 8: I don't know. I think there is.
- 54:11Speaker 5: Something to that. There are a lot of actors who
- 54:13Speaker 5: have done some like really amazing work and nothing really
- 54:18Speaker 5: came of it. Nobody like picked them up. Or maybe
- 54:23Speaker 5: they didn't take the deal.
- 54:27Speaker 1: They didn't take the pledge.
- 54:28Speaker 8: Yeah, whatever the thing.
- 54:30Speaker 5: Whatever they got offered, they were like, that's not what
- 54:33Speaker 5: I'm looking for.
- 54:35Speaker 8: They didn't join up with Scientology.
- 54:39Speaker 1: That's the big issue we're all dancing around, isn't it?
- 54:41Speaker 1: What role does Scientology play in this, damn it?
- 54:44Speaker 5: Well, actually, I think it plays a lot.
- 54:46Speaker 1: Isn't it?
- 54:47Speaker 5: Like there's that acting studio where everybody is like a
- 54:50Speaker 5: Scientologist and they all connect with each other.
- 54:53Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 54:54Speaker 11: And some of the biggest casting agents are Scientologists, and
- 54:57Speaker 11: we know they cast from within. I remember when I
- 55:00Speaker 11: first moved out to Los Angeles, we got a flyer
- 55:02Speaker 11: on our door saying that Jason Lee was going to
- 55:05Speaker 11: be in Hollywood doing a Q & A. You can
- 55:08Speaker 11: just go and hang.
- 55:09Speaker 5: Out with him.
- 55:09Speaker 11: We were like, that sounds awesome.
- 55:11Speaker 8: We just moved to Los Angeles and we love Jason Lee.
- 55:13Speaker 8: Let's go do that.
- 55:15Speaker 11: And then we looked at it, and the bottom was like,
- 55:16Speaker 11: it was at the Scientology Center. And that's how they
- 55:20Speaker 11: bring you in.
- 55:21Speaker 1: That makes sense. Poor Jason Lee.
- 55:23Speaker 8: Yeah, that was so weird.
- 55:24Speaker 11: It was about how to get into the industry, and
- 55:25Speaker 11: there were going to be these casting directors there, and
- 55:27Speaker 11: they were going to talk to you about Scientology.
- 55:29Speaker 8: I think that is part of the machine more than
- 55:31Speaker 8: people want to realize, or more than people, maybe people
- 55:34Speaker 8: in the rest of the country don't realize how powerful
- 55:37Speaker 8: that system is. But again, in the last, you know, Well,
- 55:41Speaker 8: since they made up Scientology. Since he wrote Dianetics on
- 55:46Speaker 8: a joke. Which apparently occurred here, by the way.
- 55:50Speaker 9: Allegedly.
- 55:51Speaker 1: Story goes.
- 55:52Speaker 5: But actually, you know, there's a certain logic to that.
- 55:56Speaker 5: Because I think if you want to be an actor in, like,
- 56:01Speaker 5: big-budget Hollywood movies, they want to know that you're able
- 56:05Speaker 5: to believe in absolute bullshit.
- 56:08Speaker 8: Yeah. And commit to it.
- 56:10Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
- 56:11Speaker 9: Wait a minute.
- 56:11Speaker 1: Are you saying that the Church of Scientology is really
- 56:14Speaker 1: just an elaborate deception as a vetting process to see
- 56:17Speaker 1: just how well you can BS yourself? Yeah.
- 56:20Speaker 11: By the way, just by benefit of this episode, we're
- 56:22Speaker 11: now on watch lists, just so.
- 56:24Speaker 8: You know that.
- 56:25Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
- 56:25Speaker 8: We didn't say anything about the woman. We're going to
- 56:27Speaker 8: have a couple of people are going to.
- 56:29Speaker 1: Come to your door. You might think that they're Mormons
- 56:31Speaker 1: or Jehovah's Witnesses. Do not answer the door. They are,
- 56:34Speaker 1: in fact, Scientologists. Speaking of which, by the way, does
- 56:37Speaker 1: anyone ever watch The Master? Anyone here ever? I have
- 56:42Speaker 1: not seen it.
- 56:43Speaker 8: I think you're the only victim.
- 56:46Speaker 1: There's a Tina from Bob's Burgers right there.
- 56:51Speaker 4: Hey, Tina, relax.
- 56:53Speaker 1: Did you like it? Actually, it's a weird film. It
- 56:58Speaker 1: was made by the same guy who did Punch Drunk
- 57:00Speaker 1: Love and Paul Thomas Anderson. Short answer is yes, but... damn,
- 57:07Speaker 1: that's a weird movie. Like it is a hard movie
- 57:09Speaker 1: to say that, like I did not walk out of
- 57:11Speaker 1: that movie thinking like, like, wow, I saw a narrative
- 57:14Speaker 1: with a beginning and an ending. Like, you know, like
- 57:18Speaker 1: not often I say that to myself in any movie,
- 57:20Speaker 1: but granted, like, you know, that was, what did.
- 57:22Speaker 5: You always say?
- 57:24Speaker 11: To be honest, I've almost already forgotten it. Um, I, I,
- 57:27Speaker 11: I just remember being really underwhelmed by it and, um,
- 57:31Speaker 11: finding it sort of tedious and, I didn't think that
- 57:34Speaker 11: the story was... There was just nothing interesting or new
- 57:37Speaker 11: about it for me. It felt very sort of self-indulgent
- 57:40Speaker 11: and elongated.
- 57:41Speaker 1: I can definitely say that the main character was self-indulged.
- 57:44Speaker 1: Both of the main characters. Our alcoholic genius who can
- 57:48Speaker 1: make booze out of anything and L. Ron Hubbard's pastiche. Yeah,
- 57:55Speaker 1: but I don't know. There was something about it, though.
- 57:57Speaker 1: Someone suggested, and I liked this about the movie, that
- 58:01Speaker 1: the idea is that, well... It's like L. Ron Hubbard
- 58:03Speaker 1: made up this thing, and he really enjoyed telling people
- 58:07Speaker 1: about it, but then when other people started demanding consistency
- 58:10Speaker 1: and demanding that he really fill them in on those secrets,
- 58:13Speaker 1: that's when you see the characters start to get kind
- 58:15Speaker 1: of nervous and frustrated because you can get the impression
- 58:18Speaker 1: almost that, okay, this was fun for me, but now
- 58:22Speaker 1: you all expect things of me now, and it's a
- 58:24Speaker 1: little frustrating. I didn't do this so that you could
- 58:27Speaker 1: all yell at me over it. over the the bits
- 58:30Speaker 1: and pieces yeah i know it says one thing in
- 58:32Speaker 1: one book and a different thing in a different book
- 58:33Speaker 1: well it's a different book okay just back the fuck.
- 58:35Speaker 8: Off i was drunk that night more than the last
- 58:38Speaker 8: night yeah leave me alone yeah.
- 58:40Speaker 5: That reminds me of a conversation just like that my
- 58:44Speaker 5: parents had that it's just burned in my brain and
- 58:47Speaker 5: it it like can tell you almost everything about my
- 58:49Speaker 5: parents in this one little exchange of conversation my dad
- 58:55Speaker 5: said that he thought he said i I think if
- 59:00Speaker 5: I wanted to confess to a murder and get away
- 59:03Speaker 5: with it, I would write it in the local newspaper's bookcase.
- 59:10Speaker 12: Reviews.
- 59:12Speaker 5: And my mom said, but why would you confess it?
- 59:17Speaker 5: What would be the point? And I said, you're right,
- 59:20Speaker 5: it's a bad idea.
- 59:21Speaker 8: This was like all the conversations they had, right?
- 59:26Speaker 1: Do they all end with your dad saying, you're.
- 59:29Speaker 5: Right, that's a good point.
- 59:31Speaker 13: But that raises so many questions about your dad.
- 59:35Speaker 5: He was making a point about the local paper that
- 59:38Speaker 5: nobody read the book page and she took it seriously like,
- 59:43Speaker 5: what would be the point in confessing it then if
- 59:45Speaker 5: you want to get away?
- 59:46Speaker 1: I feel like your dad was constantly saying something about like,
- 59:50Speaker 1: I'm going to kill someone right now. And she'd be like,
- 59:53Speaker 1: but wouldn't that mean the police would catch you? And
- 59:55Speaker 1: he's like, You're right. It's a bad idea.
- 59:58Speaker 11: Never mind.
- 59:58Speaker 5: Forget the whole thing.
- 1:00:01Speaker 8: Just makes me think every conversation at your house went
- 1:00:03Speaker 8: a little something like that.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:00:06Speaker 5: It was kind of like that.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: Especially your mom's vague disinterest and your dad's like, you know,
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: like towards the end just being like, ah, yeah.
- 1:00:13Speaker 8: Why do I pay?
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: It's a bad idea.
- 1:00:16Speaker 8: I'm going to go mess with Fred. He's fine.
- 1:00:20Speaker 5: One day a bunch of us were talking about what
- 1:00:23Speaker 5: is the quintessential smell of your childhood? And for me,
- 1:00:27Speaker 5: it was vodka and typewriter eraser fluid.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: Ooh, I like that combination.
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: Yeah, and somebody told me, like, somebody said, vodka doesn't
- 1:00:38Speaker 5: have a smell. And I'm like, no, you get enough
- 1:00:41Speaker 5: of it. You get enough of it.
- 1:00:43Speaker 8: You get a vat of it.
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: And, like, a friend of mine, at his house, they
- 1:00:48Speaker 5: had really nice rugs. And that was the first time,
- 1:00:51Speaker 5: because I work with rugs now, that I noticed, like, wow,
- 1:00:55Speaker 5: those are cool. And at my house, we didn't have rugs.
- 1:00:58Speaker 5: We just had piles.
- 1:00:59Speaker 8: Of paper everywhere.
- 1:01:01Speaker 5: Just typewriter paper on the floor. Yeah, and we had
- 1:01:07Speaker 5: that green carpeting that's in Toy Story.
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: That sculpted green carpet. We still have it. Oh, wow.
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: We still have that stuff in the hallway. No matter, like,
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: we shave it all off, and it just comes back
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: the next day.
- 1:01:21Speaker 8: We tore it up the next day.
- 1:01:22Speaker 13: Yeah, it's... sheer carpeting i always thought it was weird
- 1:01:26Speaker 13: because both sets of my grandparents had that and i
- 1:01:28Speaker 13: was like did you guys go shopping together.
- 1:01:30Speaker 5: They just got a really big bolt yeah and then
- 1:01:33Speaker 5: there was that other hamburger carpet that was in the
- 1:01:37Speaker 5: house i bought and i had to pull it out
- 1:01:39Speaker 5: and somebody told me later yeah that was like a
- 1:01:41Speaker 5: factory mistake and people bought it like crazy and so
- 1:01:45Speaker 5: they started making it it was just like carpet that
- 1:01:48Speaker 5: looked like hamburger yeah it was like Just red and
- 1:01:52Speaker 5: white and flecked and weird and gray and red and
- 1:01:56Speaker 5: white and red.
- 1:01:57Speaker 12: Sounds horrible.
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:01:59Speaker 11: I know, right?
- 1:02:00Speaker 12: It's hideous.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: Sounds like vomit.
- 1:02:02Speaker 4: It is.
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: But people bought it like crazy.
- 1:02:05Speaker 8: Oh, God.
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow.
- 1:02:07Speaker 5: Yeah, because we had, when I moved into my house,
- 1:02:09Speaker 5: we had every kind of horrific floor covering that has
- 1:02:12Speaker 5: ever been known. And I just, I had to scrape
- 1:02:16Speaker 5: it all up inch by inch.
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:02:20Speaker 8: Do we think we've addressed the question?
- 1:02:23Speaker 5: No, I really don't. There's something about it that you
- 1:02:26Speaker 5: just can't get at.
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: Just like that carpet.
- 1:02:28Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:02:29Speaker 8: It keeps coming back.
- 1:02:31Speaker 4: Celebrities.
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: Celebrity.
- 1:02:32Speaker 5: It keeps coming back. It's like, it's like the historical
- 1:02:36Speaker 5: theory of the great man that, that Tolstoy wrote about
- 1:02:41Speaker 5: before he turned his back on his stuff. Um, It's
- 1:02:46Speaker 5: that idea we want to think that history is led
- 1:02:49Speaker 5: by great men who lead history. And he wrote War
- 1:02:52Speaker 5: and Peace to show this clockwork of culture and the
- 1:02:56Speaker 5: spirit of the people. He believed in the spirit of Russia.
- 1:03:00Speaker 5: And you could see how the leaders were really just
- 1:03:03Speaker 5: pawns in the game and they only played their limited role.
- 1:03:08Speaker 5: But no matter how much you beat that idea to death,
- 1:03:12Speaker 5: it just comes back.
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:03:14Speaker 5: Because it's like, you know, it's like Jason. Bury it.
- 1:03:18Speaker 5: Because it's the easiest way to think of things.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: Well, but it's fused, though, with that idea, like the
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: Hegel idea of zeitgeist. You know, we don't just have
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: the idea of, like, great men standing up and changing
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: history now. We also have the idea that, oh, like,
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: you know, Kurt Cobain is the voice of his generation,
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: you know, or John Lennon is expressing the people or
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: something as though, like, all of us are really just
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: waiting for some artistic guy to come forward or girl
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: or whatever, and then start talking on all of our behalf.
- 1:03:51Speaker 8: So, you know, like sugar man.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: Sure.
- 1:03:54Speaker 8: Using a current example.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: But, and I think that, I don't know, that's definitely
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: characterizes music in a lot of ways. People are always
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: still talking about what's the next big thing going to
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: be and, and, and debating whether or not this or
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: that person was the big thing or what happened. Um,
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: and I think that actually exists in movies to a
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: degree that people don't recognize either is there's that attitude
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: of like, you know, film stars and everything embodying things
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: that we want to be true about ourselves, not just
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: in the, in the escapist sense, like, Ooh, I wish
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: I had their looks. I wish I had their property.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: I wish I had whatever, but also in the sense
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: of like, man, like that guy is kind of a
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: super normal version of myself or he, he is an
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: expression of me or something like that. There's that, that,
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: that projection that occurs from the inside too.
- 1:04:42Speaker 8: Is that the character or the actor? Cause sometimes it
- 1:04:45Speaker 8: ends up being either.
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: Well, but isn't that, but wouldn't that factor into the
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: power of the actor though? Like if, if George Clooney
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: can walk on, walk on into a screen and like
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: play a guy and, Oh, George Clooney doesn't work. Let
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: me try to think. Whoever it was that played Gollum,
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: I guess, for me. Yeah. If someone can walk in
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: the screen and then, like, do something that you're like, wow,
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: that's me. Like, he's showing me. And then, like, you know,
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: you're sitting right next to me. He's like, no, no, no.
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: It's in this movie where he's showing me, you know.
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: And we got this guy who can be both of us,
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: you know, who can embody and express the things that
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: we think are unique to our own selves. That's, like, magic.
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: You know, it's like.
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: The closest thing to magic that I think maybe our
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: belief in psychology will allow.
- 1:05:30Speaker 5: It's funny when you started out talking about, like, you know,
- 1:05:32Speaker 5: who's the next, it made me think of, like, after Tarantino.
- 1:05:36Speaker 12: Mm-hmm.
- 1:05:37Speaker 5: Then people were going, who's the next Tarantino? Who's the
- 1:05:41Speaker 5: next young, interesting director?
- 1:05:43Speaker 8: It was like the next year. The body wasn't cold yet,
- 1:05:46Speaker 8: and they were like, all right, where's the next one?
- 1:05:47Speaker 5: Yeah, and then following the whole thing about stardom, it's
- 1:05:50Speaker 5: interesting how Tarantino is really the star of Tarantino movies.
- 1:05:55Speaker 12: Oh, definitely.
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: Not as an actor.
- 1:05:56Speaker 5: It's just that's the guy. More than the characters in
- 1:06:00Speaker 5: the movie, you identify with the director when you watch it.
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: I was going to go see Django, regardless of who
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: was in it.
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: I didn't even.
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: Care and he can have lots of great people in
- 1:06:10Speaker 5: his movies but it's like it's a Tarantino thing.
- 1:06:14Speaker 8: That one for him it's the writing because he just
- 1:06:17Speaker 8: it is you can hear his voice coming through the
- 1:06:20Speaker 8: actors like it may be Samuel L. Jackson but I
- 1:06:23Speaker 8: know those lines and those lines are Quentin Tarantino and.
- 1:06:26Speaker 5: He talks about that it's like you know he has
- 1:06:28Speaker 5: to find somebody who can sell his stuff and Samuel L.
- 1:06:33Speaker 5: Jackson is one of those people he can depend on
- 1:06:35Speaker 5: but he I remember he talked about the guy in
- 1:06:39Speaker 5: the Hitler movie.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: The Glorious Bastards?
- 1:06:43Speaker 5: Yeah, the German actor he found.
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: He's awful.
- 1:06:45Speaker 5: The guy came in and he could sell his stuff.
- 1:06:49Speaker 12: He's amazing.
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:06:50Speaker 5: But the guy who was going to be the next Tarantino,
- 1:06:53Speaker 5: of course, was the guy who did Boondock Saints. And
- 1:06:56Speaker 5: they decided to make him a king.
- 1:06:58Speaker 8: He sabotaged his own king.
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: Troy uh what was it i have a friend of
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: mine who's an aspiring filmmaker and he likes to say
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: what would troy duffy do fuck this up something do
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: the opposite like it's good enough for troy duffy it's.
- 1:07:16Speaker 8: Good enough for me christoph waltz is another great example
- 1:07:18Speaker 8: i mean look how far into his career he was
- 1:07:21Speaker 8: and all it took was an american movie to come
- 1:07:23Speaker 8: along and like he is a bankable hollywood name.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: No let's be fair all it took was that moment
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: where he removed the giant pipe from his jacket like
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: like that's that's all i really took in that movie
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: was just he was just another villain until that moment.
- 1:07:40Speaker 8: Now i mean that's the thing i can only imagine
- 1:07:42Speaker 8: all these other movies and all these other directors that
- 1:07:45Speaker 8: were using him for years and they were like oh
- 1:07:47Speaker 8: sure now he becomes huge it's like yeah that's again
- 1:07:51Speaker 8: that was that's the machine like that really is like
- 1:07:53Speaker 8: that hollywood machine that like once it sucks you into it,
- 1:07:57Speaker 8: it's like he, like, he didn't even speak this language.
- 1:08:00Speaker 8: He didn't bother to turn up in any movies here
- 1:08:03Speaker 8: before that. And now, like, he's, you know, he's a
- 1:08:05Speaker 8: pretty high-end actor. He's still not doing a ton of work,
- 1:08:09Speaker 8: but he's turned up in several non-Tarantino movies just in
- 1:08:12Speaker 8: the last few years and probably cashed in a pretty
- 1:08:15Speaker 8: decent paycheck along the way. So he took himself up
- 1:08:19Speaker 8: so many levels on that acting scale just because he
- 1:08:22Speaker 8: fell into the right place at the right time. Sadly,
- 1:08:25Speaker 8: I think that's a lot of the science behind the machine.
- 1:08:29Speaker 8: Luck and timing.
- 1:08:30Speaker 5: Yeah, I think Michael Cera said he was very aware of, like,
- 1:08:34Speaker 5: there was just a certain point in his career when
- 1:08:37Speaker 5: he didn't get a choice about whether he had a
- 1:08:41Speaker 5: private life anymore or not. And at first, it really
- 1:08:44Speaker 5: upset him, and he was, like, not sure, didn't handle
- 1:08:47Speaker 5: it very well. But because suddenly he couldn't go and
- 1:08:51Speaker 5: do things, like, at some point, he was just known
- 1:08:55Speaker 5: And I remember Michael Stipe talked about that. He said
- 1:08:59Speaker 5: it was like when R.E.M. did the song Losing My Religion.
- 1:09:03Speaker 5: He said before that, wherever he went, he could always
- 1:09:07Speaker 5: pick out his fans. He could look at people and
- 1:09:12Speaker 5: they know who we are. But he said after that song,
- 1:09:16Speaker 5: it's like, Everybody's grandmother knew who they were, and it
- 1:09:20Speaker 5: just changed everything. They didn't have a particular base that
- 1:09:24Speaker 5: he could identify. And somebody asked him, do you ever
- 1:09:29Speaker 5: wish you could go back?
- 1:09:30Speaker 12: And he said, oh, no.
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: No, not at all.
- 1:09:33Speaker 8: Look at my house now.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: I'm the envy of everyone in Athens, Georgia now.
- 1:09:38Speaker 8: I have the biggest house in Athens, Georgia. It has
- 1:09:42Speaker 8: two bathrooms.
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: Sorry, Athens. Oh, man. Michael Serra, speaking of which, moment
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: of excitement for the new Arrested Development stuff coming out soon.
- 1:09:58Speaker 8: Moment of uncertainty.
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: Let's be fair. Let's hope. Cautious optimism. Cautious optimism. We
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: are talking 10 years down the road here.
- 1:10:07Speaker 5: Cautionism.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: Cautionism. Yes, that's right, ladies and gentlemen. You heard it.
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: Here on this podcast, we have invented the word costumism.
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: So for all you internet memers out there, it comes
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: back to here.
- 1:10:22Speaker 5: Did you see the internet meme where if you put
- 1:10:25Speaker 5: Katy Perry's face on Paula Deen. She's still Paula Deen.
- 1:10:30Speaker 8: Nothing happens.
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: That is so disturbing.
- 1:10:33Speaker 5: Yeah, it really is.
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: Especially since it means that at some point Paula Deen
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: looked like Katy Perry.
- 1:10:37Speaker 8: That's even more disturbing.
- 1:10:38Speaker 5: Well, she still does. It just floats inside her larger face.
- 1:10:43Speaker 5: It's a smaller face within the larger context.
- 1:10:46Speaker 8: Paula Deen's encrusted face.
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: Paula Deen, who turns up unexpectedly and well in the
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: movie Elizabethtown.
- 1:10:53Speaker 7: Oh, really?
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: Yeah, she just... She's one of the many actors that
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: you'll recognize that just pop up at Elizabethtown.
- 1:10:59Speaker 5: It's funny you'd bring up that movie. Because that movie
- 1:11:04Speaker 5: was so much about, like, you know, failing to make
- 1:11:07Speaker 5: it big. And then sort of in the end, it's
- 1:11:11Speaker 5: unclear what's going on in the end, but it's definitely
- 1:11:14Speaker 5: like doing something smaller and being happier with it.
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a... I know that movie gets a lot
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: of flack, and especially here, for good reason. It was interesting.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: Anytime you make a movie called Elizabeth Town, you don't
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: film it in Elizabeth Town. Come on, dude. Cameron, you're
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: from here. Get over it. It's going to piss people off. Also,
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: I'm a little ticked off. It didn't show more at Louisville.
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: At the same time, though, The weirdest thing happens whenever
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: I watch that movie, it's like its flaws get smaller
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: and its successes get more pronounced in my brain. Like,
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: like I'm more willing to go. Okay. I'm more willing
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: to say okay with the things that doesn't do so
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: well and more enamored of the things that gets right. Like,
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: It's a movie about failure.
- 1:11:57Speaker 5: Yeah, it is, and it's interesting in a way.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Cameron Crowe, apparently he wrote it for
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: life again.
- 1:12:02Speaker 5: It almost seems like it chooses not to be a
- 1:12:05Speaker 5: more successful kind of movie.
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: Yeah, it literally, and you could argue that one of
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: its failings is that it strings together parts of other movies,
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: like it has the romantic comedy section, it has the
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: road trip section, it has various, but no, from beginning
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: to end, it's like, It begins with him failing, and
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: there was actually an ending that was cut out about
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: the shoe becoming popular and him suddenly being successful again,
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: but Cameron Crowe, I think, wisely cut that out, and
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: instead it's just about this guy failing, and it ends
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: towards the end. He does see the article, which describes
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: him in awful, awful terms, like it says you're a
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: failure and you're not going to be successful, but the
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: film just keeps going with that. It's like, no, we're
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: just going to become okay with this. You failed, you failed,
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: you failed.
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: You failed.
- 1:12:50Speaker 5: Yeah, there are parts of it, I think, that are
- 1:12:51Speaker 5: pretty horrible. But I still kind of root for the movie.
- 1:12:55Speaker 5: Maybe I should watch it again.
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: It's the weirdest thing, I've got to tell you. But, man,
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: when they're playing, what is it, that Skinner song, and
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: there's the flaming bird coming down in the middle of
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: the reception, there are moments where I'm just like, damn,
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: that's great.
- 1:13:10Speaker 3: Really?
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: Because when I saw that, I thought that was hilarious.
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: Even though I hate Skinner, maybe that's why I thought
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: it was hilarious, the idea of Skinner destroying a wedding single-handedly.
- 1:13:23Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:13:25Speaker 5: The wedding scene is like a big set piece.
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: It's a funeral wake, whatever.
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a funeral wake. Yeah. Maybe that's also funny. Yeah.
- 1:13:34Speaker 8: That's a Freudian thing right there.
- 1:13:36Speaker 5: Well, actually, it's like a running joke in my family
- 1:13:40Speaker 5: because when my kid was little, he was at my
- 1:13:44Speaker 5: niece's wedding, and he said, how long is this funeral
- 1:13:49Speaker 5: going to last?
- 1:13:51Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: Just everybody.
- 1:13:57Speaker 8: Mostly the group.
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:13:59Speaker 8: I don't know, 40, 50 years.
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: Oh, man, that's profound. Kids so profound and existential at
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: such a young age.
- 1:14:08Speaker 8: That's your job. Well, okay, maybe that's our advice for
- 1:14:13Speaker 8: all celebrities out there is just become a total failure.
- 1:14:18Speaker 8: Learn from the lesson of Elizabeth. become a failure and
- 1:14:23Speaker 8: be okay.
- 1:14:23Speaker 5: With it yeah but he was a spectacular failure yeah
- 1:14:28Speaker 5: it's not everybody can do that yeah it's easy to
- 1:14:30Speaker 5: be like a run-of-the-mill fail he was a spectacular.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: Failure billions of dollars of failure.
- 1:14:38Speaker 8: There's a lot of those in hollywood too yeah.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: Looking forward to it yeah one of these days these
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: days you too gentle listener will perhaps be a billion
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: dollar failure.
- 1:14:50Speaker 5: Oh um To wind that up, Norm MacDonald, I heard
- 1:14:55Speaker 5: him explain that he's lost all his money like three,
- 1:14:59Speaker 5: maybe four times and just started over.
- 1:15:03Speaker 8: Which makes me think, Norm MacDonald had money?
- 1:15:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
- 1:15:06Speaker 8: Isn't that weird? Yeah, I suppose. I guess that's why
- 1:15:10Speaker 8: he's doing those cheesy commercials.
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: I guess they paid him for dirty business or something
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: like that all those years ago.
- 1:15:18Speaker 8: That was his only check he cashed. He was just
- 1:15:21Speaker 8: Saturday Night Live for fun.
- 1:15:23Speaker 5: Remember our guest Jay Moore? He does such a great
- 1:15:28Speaker 5: Norm MacDonald. It's almost better than Norm MacDonald. Because you're
- 1:15:34Speaker 5: listening to it and just knowing that it's not Norm
- 1:15:38Speaker 5: MacDonald makes it even funnier. Yeah, it's crazy.
- 1:15:45Speaker 4: Fabulous.
- 1:15:47Speaker 8: Well, I guess that will wrap up the grind for
- 1:15:48Speaker 8: this week. I don't know that we officially came back
- 1:15:51Speaker 8: around and finalized that one, so maybe that just means
- 1:15:53Speaker 8: we need to come back and do it again later.
- 1:15:56Speaker 8: It's good to know we've got this to come back to.
- 1:15:58Speaker 8: One of those mysteries of the universe we'll never really solve.
- 1:16:02Speaker 8: We would like topics to come from you, but you
- 1:16:05Speaker 8: rarely send them in. If you do, email them to geeksatmoviemeltdown.com
- 1:16:09Speaker 8: and we will try to address them in this roundabout fashion.
- 1:16:14Speaker 8: We'll see how that goes. Otherwise, thank you to Sterling
- 1:16:18Speaker 8: for letting us hang out here. Do you want to
- 1:16:21Speaker 8: plug the place again? Do you want to hit the website?
- 1:16:24Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: Come learn more about the Alley Theater, including seeing our
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: upcoming shows at thealleytheater.org. And please feel free to come
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: on down to our shows in Butchertown and Louisville, Kentucky.
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: I won't give you our specific address because there are
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: actually about three floating around, but check out The Point.
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: That's with an E at the end. And just come
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: on down to the basement. There are multiple entrances and exits,
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: all of them fire code safety regulated. So thank you very,
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: very much, and hope to see you soon.
- 1:16:56Speaker 8: Thank you for letting us loiter around the alley, which
- 1:16:58Speaker 8: for us seems kind of fitting, actually.
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: Absolutely, man, whenever you all want to come back.
- 1:17:03Speaker 8: Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next week.
- 1:17:05Speaker 8: Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: A walk and study.
- 1:17:18Speaker 8: In demonology Hey, so glad.
- 1:17:21Speaker 10: You could make it Yeah, now you really made it Hey,
- 1:17:33Speaker 10: so glad you could make it Yeah.
- 1:17:46Speaker 8: My name is never.
- 1:17:50Speaker 10: What it is My name's forgotten Hey, somebody could make
- 1:17:56Speaker 10: it Yeah, now you really.
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: Made it Hey, the.
- 1:18:06Speaker 10: When I wake up in my makeup, it's too early
- 1:18:10Speaker 10: for that dress. We'll take it fading somewhere in Hollywood.
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: I'm glad I came here with your.
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: Pound of flesh.
- 1:18:17Speaker 10: No second feeling, cause you're a star now on Cinderella.
- 1:18:31Speaker 10: So much to die for.
- 1:18:44Speaker 3: Hey!
- 1:18:54Speaker 4: Now you're.
- 1:19:03Speaker 10: When I wake up in my makeup Have you ever
- 1:19:08Speaker 10: felt so.
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: Used up as this?
- 1:19:10Speaker 10: It's all so sugarless Hooker waitress, model actress Don't just
- 1:19:14Speaker 10: go nameless Honey taco, she's full of poison She obliterated
- 1:19:19Speaker 10: everything she kissed Now she's fading somewhere in Hollywood I'm
- 1:19:27Speaker 10: glad I came here when.
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: You're down.
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: I'm so late to every party now. I've been, since
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: I started my new job here at the theater, I've
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: been working really long days, so I don't know what's
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: going on. Where am I living again?
- 1:19:57Speaker 8: I thought it was here. I just assumed when I came, whenever.
- 1:20:01Speaker 8: Napping on the floor.
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: Yeah, I told you that, right? Oh, just show up whenever.
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: I'll be there.
- 1:20:04Speaker 8: I was like, I don't think he's going home.
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: More or less. I actually do have a mattress over there.
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: We call it the fight choreography mat.
- 1:20:14Speaker 8: It's a prop, I swear. I don't sleep here.
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: Story of my life, yeah. These aren't my things. They're
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: just props.
- 1:20:21Speaker 4: They're all props.
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: Not over there. It's not my closet. It's wardrobe. Wardrobe.
- 1:20:27Speaker 8: It's all the key phrases you work in.
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: That's all that's important.
- 1:20:30Speaker 5: That's not the kitchen. That's craft service.
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