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DLHS Hour 3 | Oleebo Bootleg Movie Review: “Clayface” · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal. We show you a 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 1: Did you vote yet, Jasmine? Not yet. I had my
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  Speaker 1: sticker on yesterday. I voted. I did on Tuesday. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You did. You did on Tuesday. Okay. I did.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You voted. Of course.
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  Speaker 1: Before you start. Yes. Can you vote? Yes. In what election?
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  Speaker 1: One in Kilimanjaro? How do you guys vote in your village?
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  Speaker 1: What do you guys do? It's a crap show. I'm
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  Speaker 1: curious to know. Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: He won.
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  Speaker 1: He won't make it, though, but he won. All right.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Whoever loses, we're going to have a witch
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  Speaker 1: doctor come in and shrink his head. That's terrible. He
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  Speaker 1: got that little Zika virus. He's crazy. Oh, stop it. So, Morbid,
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  Speaker 1: you voted in Tennessee. Yeah. Yes, you did. We had
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  Speaker 1: early voting. Did they have early voting?
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tennessee. Boy, they're going right back to the South,
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  Speaker 1: ain't they?
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: It's tough down there. They're not playing around. Boy, it's rough.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for.
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  Speaker 3: The streaming movie review with Alibo, the streaming hack warrior. Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 3: Dear my umbrella.
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  Speaker 1: What's that, Alibo?
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  Speaker 3: The Halloween wind is almost here. This means all the
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  Speaker 3: kids are out shopping for their costumes. I remember when
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  Speaker 3: Keats would go trick-and-treating, dressed like witches, vampires, princesses, and
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  Speaker 3: the superheroes. Now costume shopping is just trying on other
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  Speaker 3: people's bad decisions until one of them fits. Every aisle
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  Speaker 3: in a costume store is a different identity crisis waiting
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  Speaker 3: to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 3: Gone are the witches and vampires. Now they're content creators
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  Speaker 3: whose entire personality is a filter in a catchphrase they
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  Speaker 3: had once. They want to be something they saw on
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  Speaker 3: a TikTok at 11 a.m. Or whatever was trending 47
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  Speaker 3: minutes ago.
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 3: You know, dear my home brother, the brief time I
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  Speaker 3: was a child, I rarely went out trick-or-treating. I won
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  Speaker 3: a costume contest two times in a row.
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  Speaker 1: I was dressed like me.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 3: I wore a costume one time, and the costume is
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  Speaker 3: still bragging about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 3: The very sight of me is formidable. On Halloween, Mike D.
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  Speaker 3: Myers wears an Elibo mask. Freddy the Kroger has nightmares
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  Speaker 3: about me.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 3: When children come to my home, they give me candy.
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  Speaker 1: And they do a trick. I'm serious.
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  Speaker 3: Today's review has nothing to do with Halloween. But everything
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  Speaker 3: to do with wearing a costume. The movie is Clayface.
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  Speaker 3: Starring Tom Rice DeHarris. This movie is about this really
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  Speaker 3: handsome actor guy who gets his face all messed up.
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  Speaker 3: Then he takes some sketchy science poop to fix it.
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  Speaker 3: And then turns into a giant, angry, clay blob that
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  Speaker 3: wears other people's faces like it's leftover Halloween candy. I'm serious.
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  Speaker 3: It's like if your kids played or went to Hollywood,
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  Speaker 3: got betrayed, and then started committing crimes while yelling.
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  Speaker 1: No one understands me.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 3: Used to be kids were afraid. of witches and the vampires.
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  Speaker 3: Now the real monster is a guy who can turn
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  Speaker 3: into your mom and steal your candy while looking just
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  Speaker 3: like her. I'm serious. There's lots of blood in action
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  Speaker 3: in this movie, perfect for Halloween. If you like your
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  Speaker 3: superhero villains extra squishy, I give it three and a
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  Speaker 3: half handbags. And the handbags are made of clay, so
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  Speaker 3: don't go out in the summer. Or you can use
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  Speaker 3: for an ashtray.
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 3: This is Alibo, your hacking warrior, with the stream hacking
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  Speaker 3: movie video.
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  Speaker 1: Stay safe and healthy.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's time to take a peek into Jasmine's Diary Woman.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Dear Diary, I cannot stand being disrespected.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the ways that you.
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  Speaker 2: Can disrespect me is to invite me somewhere and not
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  Speaker 2: tell me that there are going to.
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  Speaker 1: Be more people present.
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  Speaker 2: It's not that I'm selfish. It's just I believe that
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  Speaker 2: you ought to let me know who I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: be in the company of, especially if I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: be a third wheel. One of my girlfriends had the
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  Speaker 2: audacity to invite me to dinner. And I'm thinking we're
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  Speaker 2: going to catch up because we haven't spent any time together.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait for a good kiki.
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  Speaker 2: You know how us girls do.
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  Speaker 1: I get there.
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  Speaker 2: It's her and her boo. That's right. She's all booed
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  Speaker 2: up and I'm in the corner like, uh-huh, third wheel.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't sign up for this. Now I'm pissed off
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  Speaker 2: because I got all dressed up, got my good clothes on,
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  Speaker 2: got my hair straightened out because I'm thinking, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we might see a couple of hotties. Uh-uh. The only
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  Speaker 2: hottie there is me because she booed up with her
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  Speaker 2: boy and I'm looking crazy, but I am still looking hot.
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  Speaker 1: You know how it comes around, baby.