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Hour 3 - The Green Team Dream · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Playball.
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  Speaker 2: It's our numb birth three, as we continue throwing audio
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  Speaker 2: haymakers like the octagon back in hour one, it's a
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  Speaker 2: time honor tradition. Here an hour three, it's pro bouncy ball.
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  Speaker 2: Is this the beginning of the Celtics are better without?
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  Speaker 2: Jason Tatum conversation as he prepares to return to return
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  Speaker 2: to the lineup there in Boston. Also Doc Rivers planning
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  Speaker 2: to retire as coach of the box. Who's dumb enough
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  Speaker 2: to buy this? And how does this cow State Bakersfield
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  Speaker 2: pimp story hit you?
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  Speaker 1: It's a wild one. We'll take a stroll through the
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  Speaker 1: park and take.
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  Speaker 2: A bite out of all of that. Right now, it's
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  Speaker 2: our number three, the Green Team Dream. Welcome in the
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  Speaker 1: So we go to pro bouncy Ball. That is our
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  Speaker 1: lead story this hour.
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  Speaker 2: One of the bright stars is expected to shine again.
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  Speaker 2: As we're doing this here early on Friday tonight. If
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  Speaker 2: you didn't hear about it, maybe not. We've learned that
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  Speaker 2: the Celtic superstar Jason Tatum is expect to make his
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  Speaker 2: season debut against the mav Rex and that'll take place
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  Speaker 2: at the Garden there tonight in Boston. Tatum's return will
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  Speaker 2: be less than ten months after Snapcrackle Pop to the
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  Speaker 2: Achilles Tendon. Now Boston, led by Jalen Brown, who is
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  Speaker 2: a MVP candidate, not the favorite, but an MVP candidate,
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  Speaker 2: has the Celtics in second place. I believe there is
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  Speaker 2: still in second place there in the Eastern Conference standings.
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  Speaker 1: So there is some noise. There's some noise there.
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  Speaker 2: And we had a caller the other day from Maine
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  Speaker 2: who brought this up and it's like, oh, come on,
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  Speaker 2: it's ridiculous, and there's some things being tossed out in
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  Speaker 2: the echo chamber that Jason Tatum's return is going to be.
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  Speaker 1: A body blow, body blow to the Celtics.
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  Speaker 2: Here, their lineup and he's going to mess. I love
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  Speaker 2: this with the quote teen chemistry close quote. It's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be a problem here. So that is a good jumping
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  Speaker 2: off point. Let us discuss the question.
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  Speaker 1: And we're just gonna We're gonna lean into this spare
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  Speaker 1: with me.
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  Speaker 2: Is this the beginning of the Celtics are better off
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  Speaker 2: without Jason Tatum conversation he's returning the lineup?
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  Speaker 1: Is this the beginning of, Hey.
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  Speaker 2: The Celtics are just better off without Jason Tatum? Is
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  Speaker 2: this the conversation? So I my take on this, I've
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  Speaker 2: got political campaign, CTN and AMC theaters and we will
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  Speaker 2: combine all of.
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  Speaker 1: These things together and we are going to have.
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  Speaker 2: An amazing, amazing plate of Teriokey chicken. All right. So
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  Speaker 2: to tip off, though, you better believe I don't agree
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  Speaker 2: with this, but you better.
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  Speaker 1: Believe the Whisper campaign it's already out there.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: We had the guy call up the other day, as
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  Speaker 2: I said, and ranting about this topic. And now it's
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  Speaker 2: bouncing all over the place. But it isn't Tatum, who
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  Speaker 2: has not even laced it up in a real game,
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  Speaker 2: hasn't put the sneakers on playing in the real.
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  Speaker 1: Game as we're doing this, and already the.
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  Speaker 2: Industrial complex of hot take artists is pounding the drum
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  Speaker 2: like it's panic.
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  Speaker 1: At the disco night at the Garden like, this is
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  Speaker 1: not a real problem. You know what this is for
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  Speaker 1: the Celtics.
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  Speaker 2: It is a champagne problem. So you're telling me the
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  Speaker 2: team's overachieved. It wasn't just Tatum they got rid of.
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  Speaker 2: They got rid of a bunch of guys. Porzingis who's
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  Speaker 2: always heard in average al Al Horford, he left and
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  Speaker 2: Drew Holliday.
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  Speaker 1: They got a real bunch of guys. They got to
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of guys.
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  Speaker 4: And so.
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  Speaker 2: It's this is a good thing. If Boston stumbles and
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  Speaker 2: there will be some losses, there's only a Most teams
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  Speaker 2: have about less than twenty games to go in this season,
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  Speaker 2: and Boston's gonna lose a couple of games they shouldn't lose.
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  Speaker 2: But the moment they stumble a little bit with Tatum
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  Speaker 2: in there, the finger pointing is going to begin. Immediately,
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  Speaker 2: point the finger at your Jason, point the finger. Welcome
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  Speaker 2: to the NBA ecosystem. And I was trying to think,
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  Speaker 2: does this happen anywhere else? Does this happen in the NFL?
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  Speaker 2: When your star quar quarterback has hurt, your backup goes in,
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  Speaker 2: you win a couple of games to peep, well, you
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  Speaker 2: shouldn't change the quarterback Well, yeah, quarterback A is ten
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  Speaker 2: times better than quarterback B though, But I know in
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  Speaker 2: basketball it's like a political campaign. You're always one bad
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  Speaker 2: game away from a absolute smear campaign. Just mud slinging
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  Speaker 2: and all that. Now for me and I don't have
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  Speaker 2: a dog in the fight. The bigger issue with this story,
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  Speaker 2: and it's been this way for the last fifteen years
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  Speaker 2: or so, the issue I have with this is the
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  Speaker 2: dreaded minutes restriction theater, which the Celtics will be taking
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  Speaker 2: part in.
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  Speaker 1: The word is that Tatum.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna roll him out with training wheel on no
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  Speaker 2: back to backs, limit minutes. They're gonna limit the amount
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  Speaker 2: of time he's on the court. He's going to be
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  Speaker 2: treated like he's an artifact at a museum. They're gonna
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  Speaker 2: put him behind glass. And this is one of my
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  Speaker 2: big pet peeves with the modern zeitgeist in sports, and
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  Speaker 2: basketball more than the other sports.
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  Speaker 1: It really gets.
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  Speaker 2: Under my skin here. The minutes restriction in basketball is
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  Speaker 2: voodoo science is what it is. You're either ready to
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  Speaker 2: play and you can play, or you're not ready to play.
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  Speaker 2: It's like are you pregnant or not pregnant? Either you're
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  Speaker 2: pregnant and you could have a baby if the pregnancy
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  Speaker 2: goes all the way through, or you're not pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: But either way, there's not a lot of gray area here.
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  Speaker 1: So that's always been my point.
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  Speaker 2: So the crowd, and I've never had someone explain to me,
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  Speaker 2: never had someone explain to me the logic behind the
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  Speaker 2: minutes restriction.
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  Speaker 1: So let me get this straight.
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  Speaker 2: So if Tatum, let's say he comes out, plays twenty
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  Speaker 2: five minutes, everything is sunshine, rainbows and lollipops. Everyone gets
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  Speaker 2: a lolli. If Tatum plays twenty seven minutes, suddenly his
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  Speaker 2: achilles goes kaboom and it'll look like lumpy cauliflower.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what we're supposed to believe?
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  Speaker 2: Is that how this works? Am I getting it right?
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  Speaker 2: It's medical guess work dressed up as strategy and nobody
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  Speaker 2: knows anything.
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  Speaker 1: Is vodoo bugaloo.
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  Speaker 2: Is what it is? All right? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Furthermore, a long standing punching bag on this show.
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  Speaker 2: We have not done many of these monologues about this
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  Speaker 2: guy in a number of years, but we go to Milwaukee.
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  Speaker 2: The word is that Glen Rivers, better known as a doc.
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  Speaker 2: He's as much a doc as Doc Mike in Chicago.
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  Speaker 2: So we're hearing now that Doc Rivers is planning to
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  Speaker 2: retie as coach of the Milwaukee Bucks. Our former Fox
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  Speaker 2: Sports radio morning host Stephen Smith, you know what he's
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  Speaker 2: doing now.
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  Speaker 1: For some reason, he uses his middle initial because his
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  Speaker 1: name is Stephen Smith.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, Doc, he said, Doc Rivers is going to retire
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  Speaker 2: at the end of this season. He's been coaching for
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  Speaker 2: almost twenty five years and that will be all. She
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  Speaker 2: wrote for Glenn Rivers. So the question, the report that
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  Speaker 2: Doc Rivers plans to retire as coach of the Milwaukee Bucks.
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  Speaker 2: Who is dumb enough to buy this? Anyone want to
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  Speaker 2: raise their hands? I'm looking, I'm looking to the I'm
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  Speaker 2: looking to the right. I don't see any hands raised.
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking. I think there might be one guy in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the back, and then I don't see
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  Speaker 2: anyone of the left. So yeah, you would have to
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  Speaker 2: have a brain made out of playdough, playdough to believe
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  Speaker 2: this Doc is not tiring.
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  Speaker 1: What Doc Rivers is doing is evacuating the.
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  Speaker 2: Building in Milwaukee before the roof comes crashing down and collapses.
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  Speaker 2: It's the old CTN maneuver. What is this CTN, mover,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not talking about the Christian Television Network. CTN is
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  Speaker 2: controlling the narrative. You gotta control the narrative. You gotta
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  Speaker 2: be out ahead of the narrative. If you say, hey,
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  Speaker 2: I quit, I'm a quitter, which is what he's doing,
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  Speaker 2: everyone looks down upon you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you shouldn't quit. You shouldn't be a quitter.
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  Speaker 2: You shouldn't do that. Yeah, the mystery comes in if
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  Speaker 2: you say, well, listen, I'm gonna retire, because then everyone's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: all sins are forgiven again.
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  Speaker 1: If you quit, you look like a failure. If you retire,
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  Speaker 1: we're all good.
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  Speaker 2: Milwaukee hired Doc Rivers like he was gonna be magical
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  Speaker 2: duct tape or some kind of glue to fix the
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  Speaker 2: oaken thing of a jig and the dow Hickey that
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  Speaker 2: wasn't working. There were some concerns that Yannis was going
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  Speaker 2: to be able or was planning to leave, even a
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  Speaker 2: couple of years ago. And it's like, well, we got
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  Speaker 2: to make sure, Yanna says, so let's hire Doc Rivers.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry. Doc Rivers is a people person. He's lovable.
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  Speaker 2: Doc Rivers. He's got the Svengali effect. And he'll smooth
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  Speaker 2: things over with Yannis. Yeah, how do you like them apples?
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  Speaker 2: How'd that work out? So the team has been operating
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  Speaker 2: in Milwaukee like a Golden Corral buffet where the staff
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  Speaker 2: has gone home and all that is left is some
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  Speaker 2: cold mashed potatoes. That's it. They're not even garlic mashed potatoes.
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  Speaker 2: They're just cold mashed potatoes. And he's been essentially a
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  Speaker 2: five hundred coach in Milwaukee. No playoff series wins, no bite, nothing,
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  Speaker 2: and Yannis is planning to leave. Meanwhile, Yannis is scrolling
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  Speaker 2: Zillow right now, looking at condos in.
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  Speaker 1: Miami, and he's like, I mean, let me see what's.
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  Speaker 2: Going on in New York. Maybe I get a place
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  Speaker 2: on the upper east Side, get a place I want
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  Speaker 2: a view of Central Park? Do Maybe I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to damn more lower. I don't know. Maybe I live
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  Speaker 2: in the village.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: So he's looking and so the Bucks have been dealing
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  Speaker 2: with Doc Rivers not upgrading the team in terms of
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  Speaker 2: their performance, and once the Greek Creek enters the transfer portal,
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  Speaker 2: which is expected to be this summer, the Bucks will
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  Speaker 2: go from.
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  Speaker 1: Fear the Deer to road killed deer where.
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  Speaker 2: Sir scratch Off is going to drive over to I
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  Speaker 2: ninety four, pick that up and have that for dinner.
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  Speaker 2: That's good eating, Sir scratch Offf's going to say that deer,
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  Speaker 2: that's good eating. So he's got Doc Rivers channeling his
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  Speaker 2: favorite cartoon as a kid, Looney Tunes, Porky Pig. That's
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  Speaker 2: all folks, And then that's it, and so Doc will
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  Speaker 2: then slide back.
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  Speaker 1: To the boob tube.
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  Speaker 2: He'll do some bad TV because they can't seem to
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  Speaker 2: find anyone that knows what they're doing. The broadcast NBA
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  Speaker 2: games over there, it's a hot mess. So he'll do TV,
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  Speaker 2: pretend like nothing happened. And then he's just gonna sit
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  Speaker 2: there and.
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  Speaker 1: Wait for the next billionaire Oli gark who's dumb, du dumb, dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Dumb and says, oh, I like the way Doc does
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  Speaker 2: that TV, Let's hire him as our coach. He's a
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  Speaker 2: championship coach. And again, the single most amazing championship in
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  Speaker 2: my life. It is not the Toronto Raptors. Many people
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  Speaker 2: say the Toronto Raptors because that team should never win
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  Speaker 2: right there, Toronto. No, the team that is the most shocking,
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  Speaker 2: the Doc Rivers coached Boston Celtics back in eight with
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  Speaker 2: Paul Pierce. The fact that that team overcame Doc Rivers
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  Speaker 2: to win a championship. What a testimonial to Ray Allen
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  Speaker 2: and Paul Pierce and all those guys, Kevin Garnett and
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  Speaker 2: all those guys in Boston.
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  Speaker 1: All right, last thing.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't think this was going to be on my
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  Speaker 2: radar when I went to bed last night. But we
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  Speaker 2: go now to or actually not last night, yesterday d'ur
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  Speaker 2: in the morning, we go to Bakersfield, California, home of
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  Speaker 2: a legendary Mallard meet and greet hosted by the Ambassador
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  Speaker 2: of Bakersfield. Rod had a great time there with Rod
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  Speaker 2: and his wife, had a funder one fun little get together,
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  Speaker 2: had a nice dinner, great restaurant there in Bakersfield. Then
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  Speaker 2: went out and we burned up and we had That
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  Speaker 2: was the game Air Force. Andrew showed up at got
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  Speaker 2: kicked out by the second inning, and then snuck back
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  Speaker 2: in and got kicked out again. Yeah, I was a
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  Speaker 2: wild night, wild night, and Bakersfield threw out the first
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  Speaker 2: pitch team went out of business.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, why are we going to Bakersfield College? Basket will
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  Speaker 1: you see the story. This is a humdinger of a story,
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  Speaker 1: a hum dinger for story.
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  Speaker 2: So Kevin Mays not Billy May's Hi, Billy May's here. No,
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  Speaker 2: this is Kevin Mays. I just realized that Billy masling
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  Speaker 2: doesn't work. He's been dead for a while. And I
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  Speaker 2: don't think anyone who's under the ag toil like thirty
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  Speaker 2: even knows who Billy Mays is. But whatever, So Kevin
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  Speaker 2: Mays no relation a former assistant coach for cal State
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  Speaker 2: Bakersfield the road Runners. That's right. For the first time ever,
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  Speaker 2: we are doing a Mallard monologue on cal State Bakersfield basketball.
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  Speaker 2: The Fox Sports Radio network has now reached a new low.
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  Speaker 2: How low can you go? Well, this is a good
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  Speaker 2: story and it has to be a good story for
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  Speaker 2: us to talk about. So Kevin May's cow State Bakersfield
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  Speaker 2: basketball was a trending topic. It went viral on social media.
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  Speaker 1: So if you didn't see this.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you're not on social media. Good for you. You're
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  Speaker 2: a better person. It went viral because this guy had
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: a side hustle. Yeah, so what do you think this
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  Speaker 2: guy was doing? What do you think do you think
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  Speaker 2: he was selling crypto on the side and that was
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: illegal or something like that. Maybe he had a lollipop
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  Speaker 2: business that he was doing. Was he selling illegal sports
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  Speaker 2: merchant out of the back of his station wagon?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. According to the local police, they the allegation is
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  Speaker 2: that Kevin May's former assistant coach at cal State Bakersfield,
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  Speaker 2: was moonlighting trying to make some extra money as a pimp. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Let me repeat that. A pimp, p I m p pimp?
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  Speaker 2: All right, question, So how does this cal State Bakersfield
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  Speaker 2: coach working as a pimp? Story hit you? So I
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  Speaker 2: saw this and I left it to the side. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, okay, that that's not real, that's satire. He's
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: another one of these moments where I was like, Okay,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: that's NBA sentel. They haven't done anything in a while,
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  Speaker 2: so that's NBA sentel that I thought it was my
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: buddy Sports Talk Barry, who I had on the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I thought maybe the Sports Talk Barry. Is it butt
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  Speaker 2: Crack Sports? Are they still around? No? No, it's not them.
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  Speaker 2: Who could it be? And then I was like, wait
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  Speaker 2: a minute, this is popping up in the mainstream here.
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  Speaker 2: What is going on?
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  Speaker 1: And it's the real deal? Big West?
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  Speaker 2: Now Cal State Bakers who plays in the Big West.
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  Speaker 2: So Big West, big pimp. That is where we are now.
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  Speaker 1: So the story hit me.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to go to an AMC theater and get
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  Speaker 2: a big bucket of popcorn. I want to get a
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  Speaker 2: big bucket of popcorn extra butter. I'm pretty sure the
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  Speaker 2: people over at Netflix are already bidding on the rights
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  Speaker 2: to the docu series.
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  Speaker 1: I can think of the name like.
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  Speaker 2: Baker's Field, Hustle, Secrets behind the Scoreboard, Coaching and crime
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  Speaker 2: collide in the shadows.
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  Speaker 1: And according to the report, this guy Mays is.
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  Speaker 2: The allegation is he was operating a multi state pimp
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  Speaker 2: ring for states California, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: sorry to Idaho, New Mexico. You guys didn't get any
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  Speaker 2: of his services. And that is more than a sidehot.
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  Speaker 2: So that's like the entire Big West conference schedule multitasking.
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  Speaker 2: Some some coaches like to run the zone defense. Other
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  Speaker 2: coaches like to run Internet, not Internet like interstate commerce.
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  Speaker 2: I guess it was probably on the Internet too, so
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  Speaker 2: that is a new wrinkle. The transfer portal takes a
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  Speaker 2: whole new meeting for this guy, and in his case,
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  Speaker 2: nil stands for now. It's ladies apparently now it's much
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  Speaker 2: different than name, image likeness.
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  Speaker 1: That is gonna be one hell of a docu series.
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  Speaker 1: That is gonna be good.
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• 24:42
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  Speaker 1: JT.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: The Wingman says, games of co ed Twister, Chili from
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Philler Up Phil that's his answer. Ryan in San Diego says,
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  Speaker 2: the stink of New York is the answer.
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  Speaker 1: Who else you have?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: That's the page down the Valet parking way worse, that's
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: from Mike the Leprechaun. That's his answer. Who else you have?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Page down up Lorraina, do you have an answer?
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Jackson Dart, that's a quarterback, said recently that Blank is
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: way worse with.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: The giants in the NFL than in college at Ole,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: miss The cafeteria food.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: The cafeteria food. That would be a fine answer. No, no, no, no.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Jackson Dart said that the travel is worse.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: The travel is worse. He said, yeah, what's up with
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: that man?
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: He said that one of the big things about being
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: in college name image and lightness. That he had a
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: deal with a private jet company in Oxford, Mississippi, and
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: so that means he had access as a college football
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: player to a fleet of seven private jets, seven of them,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: and so he would travel around on private jets. But
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: now he's in the NFL. So when he travels he well,
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: the team obviously travels charter, but when he's traveling around
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: on his own, he does not have the access to that.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: And he was recently spotted flying economy. Oh my god,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: can we do a wellness check? Dart was spotted flying economy.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: My god, I can't believe it.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Shocker, How did he survive. How did Jackson?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: He should write a book, I Survived Flying Economy, an
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: amazing tale, A tale of survival. Honestly, I feel like
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: a survivor every time I get off an economy flight,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: which is all I've ever flown my whole life. So yeah, yeah,
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: well I also fly only the economy. I've only sat
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: in class a couple of times. One was because the
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: people I was working with paid for it, and the
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: other time I got upgraded because the flight. You know
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: how they offer those deals, hey that we need people
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: to take the vow. Take the next flight.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: We'll give you five hundred dollars in first class.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Actually, when I was going to Hawaii to get married,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: we we got that deal. So we got vouchers for
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: oh exactly, we got a couple hundred bucks and first
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: class on the next flight. Okay, I'll take you.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But other than that, no, anyway, let's get to
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: the calls and let's see her any Meani miny mode.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Let's go to E Dog, who's back.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: He's on Long Island in New York. Hello, e Dog, Welcome.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: I hate what's going on.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I'm talking. I'm doing a.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Show, all right, just show up my uh chance, I
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: got a warrior.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Lame jokes are later this hour though they're not right now.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: I know, but I'm not going to be on so
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you right now. Here's the joke.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: They would there was a there was a fight on
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: the one line railroad. Okay to conductor punched the ticket.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Anyway, that's what's going on. What's going on with what's
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: going on with Melissa?
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Everything?
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, everything Melissa, everything around.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: She's sick a little bit. She called me up today
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: and send them naked. I said, send me a picture.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Well, that's great when she's sick to ask her for
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: a picture like that.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, classy, it's a good distraction.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: It's a good distraction.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah sure, But uh I still like I'm still dating
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Irene a little bit. I mean are and uh Kay
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: is on the prow. I'm gonna go with her. Christmas
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: is good, Elizabeth is good? Yeah?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Did you have a good pure?
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Did you have some fun this week? Or no it's
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: some uh some good pastries and all that, or.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: No not really? No they got as I gotta ask
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: you a question. Why how does Lance the bus driver.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Is doing.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I'm not his dad or his mom. I don't know.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: He hasn't he hasn't called him.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: The Shore's cheaper.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: No, why would that name come That's a random name
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: to come up. Why would you bring that name up?
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Lance is in San Francisco, like you know, you remember?
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Does he does?
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: He sing the song the wheels on the bus go around,
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: then round, around, then round. Anyway, how do you're on
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: the air.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: You're on the air. I'm the only one allowed to
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: sing those those songs. You can't sing well you you're
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: stealing my material? Eat dog? Why are you doing that?
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Because you're the best, look.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: You know, and the best means as good as all
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: the rest.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: By the way, I have an uncle. That's good.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, how about how about you want to sing
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: some other songs?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: You want to do some some nursery.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Rhymes, Ruba Jamaica. Ooh, I want to take your from you.
• 30:18
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: That's not his.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: You gotta do the macarena all the time?
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: This is These are not no no, no, no, no no,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: you're just making these up here.
• 30:35
  Speaker 9: These twinkle twinkle little star probably, but I used to
• 30:38
  Speaker 9: date this so siddy, right, Yeah, I'm sure she was
• 30:42
  Speaker 9: a color underwear, that's what kind?
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Brown?
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: No lapers? What lewards?
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Leopard?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, good for all right.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: In Antonio, man see, you don't have anything that when
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: you bring up the Spurs, e dog, you have nothing
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: to say, right, you don't know, you.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Don't want to talk about the Spurs. You don't care
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: about the Spurs.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: I can't talk about the Knicks though, that's for sure.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: The Knicks are fine. They have a good record.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: They'll be in the playoffs and they'll have a high seed,
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: and then they'll lose in the second round and then
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: we'll be that.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Now you're not gonna malluse this, then I'm gonna tell
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: you this anyway. Okay, whenever I talk about the Knicks,
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: so where Nick's outfits they lose.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Well, you should stop doing that. Though someone somebody, somebody
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: wants to somebody wants to talk to you.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Do you want to talk to him?
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Sure?
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: All right? All right, hold on put it Steve in Manhattan,
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Steven Manhattan, will go Manhattan, long eye Steve Salo to
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: eat dog, Steven Manhattan.
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: Oh Steve, Hey, what's up?
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Dog? Good? I gotta I got a good joke for
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: you real quick. Not a joke. But I want to
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: tell you something. I have a I have a friend
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: in the in Manhattan, you know, Yeah, And you got
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: to try to get what favorite football team he watches?
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: Is he originally from Long Island?
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: He's probably a Jet fan. Wrong, Lions? Now what do
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: you want to talk to me there?
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Steve?
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: I think the gallant I think he was was telling
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: a little bit of a fid there. But the Lions,
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: that's the team that's never won a Super Bowl. It's interesting,
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: isn't it.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had a good running back and man, Marry
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: Sanders though he was pretty good.
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: Who was his the guy before him?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Who was pretty good?
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: From where?
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: Who was the running back before Barry Sanders?
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Who was pretty good?
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: He had but he only had a five year, six
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: year career.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Tell me, Billy, Billy Simms.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: From this is not going the way I was hoping
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: it was going to go.
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: Well, what do you want to say the guy? He
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: don't sounds like he just woke up. Man.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, dog.
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: Doing jumping jacks?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Can you do some jumping jack? Can you do
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: some jumping jacks? Sure?
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: I'm not getting pistol. We tell you that one we
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: should do the saves from misbehaving.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Wow, okay, all right, all in hold and I'm moving
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: on and thank you. I might go back to Steven Manhattan.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: We'll see. It depends on my mood. I don't know
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: if I'll do it. He might hang up and he's
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: got nothing else to do, so he'll probably stay right there.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: All right, straight ahead, He's gonna get even better.
• 33:42
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• 33:44
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• 33:46
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• 33:49
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• 33:53
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• 33:57
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• 34:00
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• 34:04
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• 34:06
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• 34:07
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• 34:09
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• 35:23
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• 35:23
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• 35:25
  Speaker 1: It's Big Ben's lame Joke of the week. Lame jokes,
• 35:29
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• 35:30
  Speaker 2: These are actual jokes by actual listeners. Afraid the music
• 35:34
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• 35:34
  Speaker 1: There we go, all right now, Weed man, I had
• 35:37
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• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Weed Man.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna contact hr.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna contact hr weed Man?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: What is up with that? Weed Man? How dare you?
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: No?
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: You didn't wear me up? And I was just calling.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: No, you, I know when someone's sleeping in the answer
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: the phone.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Just admit it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: It's okay.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: You were sleeping.
• 35:56
  Speaker 8: It happened.
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: He's just calling, right, Okay, Yeah, I just worked with
• 36:04
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• 36:07
  Speaker 6: four point thirty and I was just waiting a couple
• 36:09
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• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, so you were not listening.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: You admit you were not listing.
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh no, I wasn't.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Look.
• 36:18
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• 36:24
  Speaker 1: These are actual jokes by actual listeners.
• 36:26
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• 36:30
  Speaker 2: did weed Man get fired from the landscaping company? Why
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: because when asked to pull the weeds, he smoked them instead.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: Let's spoke them.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: I wonder if SpongeBob smokes seaweed h I will have
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: to ask him next time he calls.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Who is weed Man's least favorite coach crew a job coach?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: That's Eric in Kansas, who also said, Hey Ben, what
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: does weed man do for spring cleaning?
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  Speaker 1: What he empties the ashtrays?
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  Speaker 6: He's where the area is at?
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  Speaker 8: Were young?
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  Speaker 1: Do you still have your latest ring for mister irrigation
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  Speaker 1: weed Man?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Dude, great, you haven't lost it yet? Okay, good? What
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: can what can weed Man remember the next time life
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  Speaker 2: gets hard? What at least I'm not blind? Scott?
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  Speaker 1: That's Noah.
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  Speaker 2: Set thee in. I know, Genie. Why is weed Man
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: so good at opera? Why you love the high notes?
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  Speaker 2: You love him weed Man? Mike the Lfritan. Why did
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: weed Man stop dropping acid? Why the die hard broke
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: three of his toes? I said Terry in St. Paul.
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  Speaker 1: Kathy and Madison sent this one, and she's a big
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  Speaker 1: fan weed Man.
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  Speaker 2: Kathy and Madison big fan of Hey, did you know
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: or do you know rather why Miami police kept throwing
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: weed Man in jail?
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Why they wanted to hear him laugh in person? Says Kathy.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Well, a lot of people know this, but apparently weed
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Man is going to Ireland for Saint Patty's he Why
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: is weed Man going to Ireland for St Patty?
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  Speaker 7: Wow?
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  Speaker 4: Wow? Why?
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  Speaker 1: Well, because the grass is always greener over there. That's
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: from Mike the Lepica.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: What is the what is the difference between a slow
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: cooker and weed Man. What one's a crock pot and
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: the others a crackpot. That's from this next one's from
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Lucky Tony. He said, what happened when weed Man fell
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: asleep during his doctor visit? What apparently you woke up
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  Speaker 2: with a thermometer in your mouth and a for some reason,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: there was a breath mint in your took us. I
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: That's our Lucky Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Do you hear that weed Man is worried about losing
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: an hour of beauty sleep this week? You know it's
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: daylight savings time? Yeah, yeah, Sun Sunday and yeah, two
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: in the morning turns an hour ahead unless you're in
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: like Arizona or Indiana.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the phone will do it.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: You got the Obama phone, right, you're good on that.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: You're good on that.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what do you You're worried though about losing
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: an hour beauty sleep? Do you hear about that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently you know you said you thought that you're
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: you're gonna try not to get ahead of your of yourself.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: That's Tom in Indiana.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Your time?
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: What do you call? These are some other jokes Surfer Todd,
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: the comedian in multi time lame joke right of the year.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: What do you call a narcoleptic terrorist? What a sleeper cell?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: What's Hollering james favorite type of study? What sleep study?
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Eric in Kansas?
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  Speaker 8: What?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: What game will blind Scott never be able to play?
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: What I spy?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: That's Noah in Awesome?
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  Speaker 2: How does Hollering James know his viagra is at least
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: working five days a week? The pizza guy tells him
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: that's a lucky Tony.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Uh, that's the guy I went in there you go,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: all right? What's what's Marcelle's favorite football position?
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: What blocker? That's Mike the Leprechaun.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: And there you go.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Big Ben's lame jokes in the week. Fag you eat men,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Go back to bed, Go you were sleeping. It's okay,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: go back to bed.