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Big Stu-ey: Exteminating · Stugotz and Company

• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Mikey, I've noticed I didn't want to say anything earlier,
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: but you're in a different location today. You're not in
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: your normal spot.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: What is going on there? I am in my son's
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: room because we had a weekend here at the Mikey house.
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: So Sunday morning, I went into my office at 1130
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: to check the fantasy inactives.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: And I hear this buzzing behind me. Right. And I
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: turn around, and there's a wasp in my office.
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: A wasp?
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. How'd that get in here? Yeah. Let me go
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: kill that thing. And I get up, and I'm stalking
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: it like a cat, getting ready to pounce.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: And then another one comes out. A wasp? And then
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: another one.
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: And then another one. And before I knew it, there
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: was about eight to 10 of them coming out from
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: the window. Right. So me being the masculine man that
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: I am, I go, I have to protect my family.
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: I have to protect my home. And I ran and
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: I got a can of Raid from the garage. Put
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: a red bandana around my head, pulled it tight like Rambo. Nice.
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: Took off my shirt. Went in there and I was like,
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: here we go. And I might have gotten a little
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: trigger happy with the can of Raid. Right. And I
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: killed probably 15 of them. Nice. And shut the window.
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: And my wife comes in and says, what are you doing?
• 1:58
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm protecting
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: this house. Right, I'm saving your life. Yes, right. She goes...
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: What's that smell? And I looked and the can of
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: Raid said, for outdoor use only. Now, when I tell you,
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: I had no idea that while aggressive in trying to
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: kill these wasps, I was not surgical. I sprayed it everywhere. Right.
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, And this is some sort of oil-based poison
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: that I'm spraying indoors in the house that is sticking
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: to the walls and is discoloring the paint. And there's
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: toxic fumes now everywhere. And the worst part is they're
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: still coming in and I don't know from where.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: So you were trying to save your family. from being
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: killed by wasps. And what you ended up doing was
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: killing them with raid.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: Yes. And my wife was literally scrubbing the floor because
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: it was so oily from the spray.
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: Screaming at me. Yes. What were you thinking? I was like,
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: is that, is that this is, this is literally the
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: plot to the Incredibles movie. Yeah. It's like, You are
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: upset with a superhero saving the town because they made
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: a little bit of a mess. Right.
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: And when you're saving your family's life, you don't think.
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: You just do what you got to do.
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: In the moment.
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: So I don't want to downplay the heroics, but what's
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: the current situation with the room? Because it doesn't sound
• 3:49
  Speaker 3: like we've got a resolution.
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: It is closed off. Every time I go in there,
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: there's two or three more.
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: You have to wear a hazmat suit to go in there.
• 3:58
  Speaker 2: Or you have to go in to put together spots.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: How long before the room is fixed?
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: Got to figure out how to pay for an exterminator
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: before we start worrying about how long until it's fixed.
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: Can we go back to some of the details here?
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: Did you really put a red bandana on and tie
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: it very tight like Rambo?
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: Why? Because I was going to war. And now let
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: me explain that if you were to, when you ask
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: me the story, I was in there doing a masculine scream,
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: you know, like get out of here. You're in my house.
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: But if you ask my wife, she said, yeah, she heard.
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: And I'm not going to lie. There is definitely two
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: raid stains on the ceiling. And those were absolute panic shots.
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: So I am so bad with things around the house
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: and situations like this, where Mikey, I think you've handled
• 4:57
  Speaker 3: this situation better than I would have at this point.
• 4:59
  Speaker 3: Because the second I see five or six wasps, it's
• 5:03
  Speaker 3: the wasp house at that point.
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: I think I'm just moving out.
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: Wait, what are you doing exactly? You're just moving out
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: of the house?
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: That's it?
• 5:09
  Speaker 3: Just moving out, yeah. The house is a lost cause
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: at that point.
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: It's hard for me to make fun of Mikey because
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: there was a bullfrog in my house once, and I
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: called the cops. I mean, I didn't know what to do.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: But I feel like you probably should have called someone,
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: like an authority, like a fireman. It's a waste of
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: their time. An exterminator.
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's on the agenda. Right.
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying yesterday. Not now. Not after you've made
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: the mistake. That should have been your first call, though.
• 5:37
  Speaker 2: Listen, it was 11.45. Football kicks off at 1, man.
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just trying to get rid of the problem
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: and get back to your television.
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: By 1 o'clock. I'm just trying to kick the bucket
• 5:47
  Speaker 2: until today. Right.
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: You call someone up. It's 2.30 in the afternoon, maybe 3, 3.30.
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: You're waiting around all day. You're not focused on football.
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: You just wanted to watch football, and you didn't care
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: about the Wasp. And so now the wife is mad
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: at you, right? And she's not.
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: I thought I had solved the problem. I thought I
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: had killed the wasps, shut the window, stopped the infestation.
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: Apparently I did not. Okay. So now I am regulated
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: to being in my kid's room to record this stuff
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: on my laptop. And my office is shut off.
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: When your wife saw you in that bandana, tied very tightly, shirtless,
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: were you shirtless or were you just without arms?
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: Without sleeves? Listen, I had a can of Raid strapped
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: around my chest like bullets.
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just wondering if you found that attractive at all.
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: She did until she got a headache from the toxic
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: fumes in the air.
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: You were headed towards some sort of uh sensual evening you.
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: Think maybe i was listen i was just sitting there
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: going like who wouldn't find this i'm sitting here protecting
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: my family right from this infestation of things that want
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: to harm my children and my wife and i'm not
• 7:11
  Speaker 2: in my house right not here yeah this is where
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: mike lives right and not he'll be damned if you're
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: going to come in his house uninvited yeah but really
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: i was probably screaming very high pitched and.
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that about Raid. Taylor, were you aware
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: of that? I figured Raid, you could use it inside, outside.
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, what are we doing here?
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: Well, this particular can was for outdoor use only to
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: kill wasps.
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: And it was very clear.
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: There's a reason why is what I've learned. And it
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: very clearly states it on the bottle. I do not.
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: I would love to blame Raid, but it very clearly
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: states on the bottle for outdoor use only.
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: Stu Gatz, these two hands have never picked up a
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: bottle of Raid.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: You think these two have? But I love Mikey just
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: shooting his shots everywhere and not caring that he's getting
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: Raid all over the city.
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: You're inaccurate. Listen, tell that to the wasps I'm inaccurate.
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: You're the Malik Willis of exterminators.