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Hour 3 - SchwarBOMB · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Playball. It's our number three. Hat be hump day to you.
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  Speaker 1: It is the tenth day of December. And here in
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  Speaker 1: our number three thumbs up or thumbs down on Kyle
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  Speaker 1: Schwarber locking in with the Philadelphia Phillies as he signs
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  Speaker 1: an extension. He was getting offers from the Red Sox
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  Speaker 1: and the Mets and the Orioles and a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: other teams, but he stays in Philadelphia. Also, what are
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  Speaker 1: the Phillies saying by extending manager Rob Thompson despite the
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  Speaker 1: playoff heartache in recent years? And why would Pete Alonzo
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  Speaker 1: show up to the Winter meetings in person? He was
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  Speaker 1: there on Tuesday. We'll talk about that as well. And
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  Speaker 1: don't forget about Benny versus the Penny. New episode up,
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  Speaker 1: New episode up later today for the Thursday night NFL game.
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  Speaker 1: But here it is our number three. It's the Bombiti
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  Speaker 1: Bomiti Bomiti Bomiti Bomba, It's the schwarp bomb. Welcome in
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  Speaker 1: assist dot com. So our lead this hour from baseball.
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  Speaker 1: about this. So our lead story is from the Hot
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  Speaker 1: Stove League in Orlando, a Mickey Mouse town there. So
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  Speaker 1: Kyle Schwarber has found a new contract, the runner up
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  Speaker 1: in the MVP voting. Did you find out? Where were
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  Speaker 1: you paying attention? Now? You have a family, you have
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  Speaker 1: a life, you have responsibilities. You're a grown up. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well we'll help you out if you missed it. So
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  Speaker 1: we have learned now that slugger Kyle Schwarbert has agreed
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  Speaker 1: to a five year contract for one hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 1: million dollars. He will be taking his talents two the Phillies.
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  Speaker 1: He's staying in Philadelphia. He gets a five year contract,
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  Speaker 1: a bunker down in the city of brotherly Love. And
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  Speaker 1: he was the runner up in the MVP voting this
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  Speaker 1: past year. Didn't have a great batting average, but fifty
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  Speaker 1: six bombs and a National League leading one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: thirty two ribbies. That's a lot of ribbies. Joey Chestnutt
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  Speaker 1: could not eat one hundred and thirty two ribby in
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  Speaker 1: eight minutes. That's a lot of ribbies. So Schwarber, there
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  Speaker 1: was a bidding war for a dh There was a
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  Speaker 1: bidding war for this guy between the Mets, the Red Sox,
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  Speaker 1: the Orioles, and the Tomato can pirates. They decided to
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  Speaker 1: have some fun and pretend like they were investing in him,
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  Speaker 1: and also the hometown Reds. If only Justin and Cincinnati
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  Speaker 1: had gone to more Reds games and just Josh, they
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  Speaker 1: would have been able to have enough money to offer
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  Speaker 1: him enough to go there his hometown team, Kyle Schwarber,
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  Speaker 1: but he decides to go back to the team he
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  Speaker 1: had been playing for. That is a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question thumbs up, thumbs down, thumbs upper,
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  Speaker 1: thumbs down on Kyle Schwarber locking in with the fighting phills.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that is the question. What is the answer.
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  Speaker 1: So my thoughts on this. I've got old shoe, babysitter
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  Speaker 1: and snake charmer, and we will combine all all of
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  Speaker 1: these things together and you and I are going to
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  Speaker 1: have a delicious mud pie. Now, the mud pie is
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  Speaker 1: not as good as the banana cream pie or a
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  Speaker 1: traditional apple pie, or a lemon meringue pie or a
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  Speaker 1: key lime pie. However, if you get the proper mud pie,
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  Speaker 1: it's still pretty good. Still pretty good, all right. So,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, in terms of the question thumbs up
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  Speaker 1: and thumbs down at Kyle Schwarber, I'm gonna go thumb
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  Speaker 1: way up, up, up, and away is what I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do here. Thumbs up and listen. This guy is like
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  Speaker 1: a Kyle Schwarber home run which brushes the ozone layer.
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  Speaker 1: He had a couple of these against the Dodgers this
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  Speaker 1: past season, and he's done it against just about everybody
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  Speaker 1: in baseball, as he had fifty six runs. But Kyle
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  Speaker 1: Schwarber just pulled off the do the impossible, see the
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  Speaker 1: pie invisible move. He did the impossible, he saw the
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  Speaker 1: invisible in the offseason of baseball. That was his move.
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  Speaker 1: Now what do I mean by that? Explain that in
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  Speaker 1: Layman's terms, So, getting the tight wad outfits like the
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  Speaker 1: Reds and the Pirates to rummage through their sofa to
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  Speaker 1: get some change and bid on Kyle Schwarber, that is
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  Speaker 1: the definition of do the impossible, see the invisible. The
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  Speaker 1: Pirates have been invisible for years, and so of the
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  Speaker 1: Reds for the most part. And big money pickups. So
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  Speaker 1: that's not free agency. That's the Big Bopper Bachelor. It's
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  Speaker 1: like The Bachelor with the big Bopper there, Major League
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  Speaker 1: Baseball edition and in the end, like the Bachelor. In
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  Speaker 1: the final rose ceremony, Kyle Schwarber looked at Dave Dombrowski
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  Speaker 1: dead in the eye and he said, Dave Dombrowski, will
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  Speaker 1: you accept this rose? And Dave Dombrowski said, I will.
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  Speaker 1: Why are we doing this with a rose? I don't understand,
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  Speaker 1: but we're doing it okay. So this just fits. It's cozy,
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  Speaker 1: it's comfortable. It's like slipping something on an old shoe,
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  Speaker 1: is what it's like. You've had it for years. You
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  Speaker 1: put that shoe on, it just feels right. You've walked
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  Speaker 1: in that shoe. It just feels good. And Citizens Bank
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  Speaker 1: Park plays like it was built by the Williamsport grounds crew.
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  Speaker 1: It's a bandbox there, it's a fund zone, and it's
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  Speaker 1: Kyle Schwarber's happy place. The Cathedral of clobbering for Kyle Schwarber,
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  Speaker 1: left handed lumberjack and fun to watch play if you
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  Speaker 1: just love the home run. It's fun to watch this
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  Speaker 1: guy play and Swarp bombs forever. For Kyle Swarp, the
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  Speaker 1: only issue is the Phillies, it appears, have messed this up.
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  Speaker 1: They've watched this entire window up. The last three or
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  Speaker 1: four years have been the window for the Phillies, and
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  Speaker 1: they have squad douche to show for these great teams.
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  Speaker 1: So so Dombrowski. Nonetheless, the GM there in Philadelphia can
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  Speaker 1: take out the sharpie, not the pencil. Not the pencil.
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  Speaker 1: He can take out the sharpie Dombrowski, and it can
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  Speaker 1: write thirty five to forty five home runs every year,
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  Speaker 1: every year. For Kyle Schwarber, he's old faithful. He's old faithful,
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  Speaker 1: erupting dingers on a dependable schedule since joining the Phillies.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a fun fact. Since joining the Phillies in twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty two, I was barely alive back then, But since
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  Speaker 1: joining the Phillies in twenty twenty two on a four
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  Speaker 1: year contract for like eighty million dollars, he has hit
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  Speaker 1: at least thirty eight home runs. Kyle Schwarber thirty eight
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  Speaker 1: home runs every single season, four years in a row.
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  Speaker 1: Now thirty eight or more home runs for Kyle Schwarber
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  Speaker 1: and the man hits moonballs. Like the people over at
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  Speaker 1: Tasty Cake make cupcakes and early often and with no shame,
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  Speaker 1: no oh shame on their name at all. So thumbs up,
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  Speaker 1: way up for Kyle Schwarber and the Phillies staying put there. Secondly,
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  Speaker 1: also the Philadelphia Phillies making a move in terms of
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  Speaker 1: their coaching staff. And we'll crack the liberty bell. Well
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  Speaker 1: it's already cracked, all right, fine, we'll crack it open
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  Speaker 1: some more here and see the move. The Phillies are
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  Speaker 1: keeping the band together, not just Kyle Schwarber, the club
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  Speaker 1: and manager Rob Thompson, a proud Canadian lad. Rob Thompson,
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  Speaker 1: has signed an extension that runs through twenty twenty seven.
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  Speaker 1: Thompson took over as the Phillies skipper in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of that twenty twenty two season and they whacked Joe
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  Speaker 1: Girardi because he was too mean to the players. They
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  Speaker 1: wanted a nice guy, so they brought in a nice
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  Speaker 1: guy and that's the guy they got. So the question
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  Speaker 1: what did the Phillies say? What is the message by
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  Speaker 1: the Phillies extending manager Rob Thompson. So this is not
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  Speaker 1: a thunderbolt from Zeus. It is not that this is
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  Speaker 1: the classic middle management maintenance that we have seen in
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  Speaker 1: this era of baseball. I would put this in the
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  Speaker 1: same category as Aaron Boone with the New York Yankees
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  Speaker 1: and Dave Roberts with the Dodgers. Who are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: The Dodgers keep.
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  Speaker 1: Winning the World Series now because the Dave Roberts, they
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  Speaker 1: keep winning the World Series. It's push button piloting, push
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  Speaker 1: button piloting, the aircraft designed by the nerds, the analytical
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  Speaker 1: department in the back room with their Ivy League degrees.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. The Phillies are essentially telling you that, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we like our babysitter. We have a good nanny. We
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  Speaker 1: like the babysitter. He keeps the star children from drawing
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  Speaker 1: on the walls and fighting with each other, and it's
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  Speaker 1: all good here. And that's fine. I got no skin
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  Speaker 1: in the game on this. But until October rolls around
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  Speaker 1: and the Philly have constantly been failures. Now you say, well,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter because the manager doesn't play. And that's true. However,
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  Speaker 1: for about one hundred years in baseball, when a team
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  Speaker 1: underachieved on the big stage. There was the coach that
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  Speaker 1: paid the price. That has changed now those poltergeist postseason
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  Speaker 1: performances for the Philadelphia Phillies, especially this year against the Dodgers.
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  Speaker 1: Listen that they've screwed this up. I believe the window.
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  Speaker 1: It's not completely closed. And we'll see what moves the
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  Speaker 1: Phillies make, whether they keep Rangers Suarez and enhance the roster.
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  Speaker 1: Like a crockpot at this point, it's not on fire,
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  Speaker 1: they're not deep frying. It's like a crockpot. So slow
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  Speaker 1: cooker is what it is. And so Thompson gets praised
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  Speaker 1: for managing egos. That's the selling point of keeping the manager,
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  Speaker 1: which is great. Mazeltov, however, not exactly getting anywhere close
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  Speaker 1: to the bling, bling, the ring ring and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So this move screams of stability over swagger, and in reality,
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  Speaker 1: these teams are saying, even if we fire the mayor,
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  Speaker 1: the Yankees, Dodgers and Phillies. And the Phillies don't even
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  Speaker 1: use analytics as much because Dombrowski's got these old school tendencies,
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  Speaker 1: but they have an analytical department and they still it's
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  Speaker 1: a big part of what they do. The point is, though,
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  Speaker 1: even if these guys got fired, they just hire their doppelganger,
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  Speaker 1: Like if they got rid of Aaron Boone, they take
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  Speaker 1: another sock puppet who used to play, so they could
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  Speaker 1: sell that to the fans in New York and that
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  Speaker 1: would be the Skipper. And that's how that goes, all right.
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  Speaker 1: So final thought, we go back to the Winter Meetings
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  Speaker 1: and a conversation that a lot of people have been having,
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  Speaker 1: what about Pete Alonso? What about the Polar Bear? So
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of people gathered there at the Mickey Mouse
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  Speaker 1: Resort and the Polar Bear happened to be there. Free
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  Speaker 1: agent first baseman Pete Alonzo drove from his off season
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  Speaker 1: home in the Tampa area to hold in person talks
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  Speaker 1: at the meetings with those that are trying to give
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  Speaker 1: him the puppy dog eyes and convince him to go
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  Speaker 1: to the bedroom. So the question why would Pete Alonso
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  Speaker 1: show up at the Winter Meetings in person? This is
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  Speaker 1: not normally how this stuff is done in recent years,
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  Speaker 1: So why show up in person? So this is what's
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  Speaker 1: known as a tell with a capital T. When a
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  Speaker 1: big league established star player, in this case slugger Pete Alonzo,
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  Speaker 1: when they get in their car and drive, in this
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  Speaker 1: case from Tampa to the happiest place on Earth, and
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  Speaker 1: it ain't. It's not because Mickey Mouse said, I want
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  Speaker 1: you to come over and I want you to hang
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  Speaker 1: out with Donald Duck and Goofy And what about or
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  Speaker 1: E or is not there? We can't get or I
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to er is not available. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: So the teams that are interested, the Red Sox and
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  Speaker 1: the Orioles. I understand Peter Alonzo's had some zoom meetings,
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  Speaker 1: still doing that post pandemic. So it is a tell, right,
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  Speaker 1: It is a tell here and Peter Alonzo showed up
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  Speaker 1: because how do I say this? The offers ain't offering.
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  Speaker 1: It is more likely than not. It is more likely
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  Speaker 1: than not that if the polar bear peede Alonzo had
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  Speaker 1: two or three teams bidding and giving him mega bag offers,
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  Speaker 1: mega mega megabag offers, and he had big money offers
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  Speaker 1: on the table and he was deciding which direction do
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  Speaker 1: I want to go. If that was the case, then
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  Speaker 1: he would be sitting on the beach somewhere in a
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  Speaker 1: beach chair, and he'd be sipping a protein shake and
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  Speaker 1: not driving down I four like a man chasing his
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  Speaker 1: law luggage. That would not be the case at all here.
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  Speaker 1: So this is Boris Ball Scott Wars. He's a Scott
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  Speaker 1: Bars guy. And so Scott Bars is standing kind of
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  Speaker 1: behind the curtain. Think of this like the classic movie
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  Speaker 1: The Wizard of Oz. And he's the one Boris who's
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  Speaker 1: pulling the levers, and he's pushing some buttons and the
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  Speaker 1: thing of a jig and the two hickey and the
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  Speaker 1: watch mccallat and all that. And he's telling Alonzo, listen,
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  Speaker 1: you go out there and you flash. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to flash your amazing smile. Just go out there and
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  Speaker 1: do your thing. I just yes, you've got the charisma,
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  Speaker 1: you've got the wow factor all that stuff. And so
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  Speaker 1: you go in there and you be the snake charmer.
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  Speaker 4: You have to do it.
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  Speaker 1: You have to be the snake charmer. And you have
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  Speaker 1: to mesmerize the red sox, you have to hypnotize the orioles.
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  Speaker 1: And then they'll give you the bag. They'll give you
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  Speaker 1: what you want and crank up the slot machine. Chi ching,
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  Speaker 1: che ching, chi ching. So it's fair to say that
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  Speaker 1: the market is not there for Alonso. Otherwise he wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be doing this right. When the market's cold, you bring
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  Speaker 1: out the heavy heater. In this case, you just show up.
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  Speaker 1: So Alonzo is selling the sizzle, the charisma and all that.
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  Speaker 1: He's not just chasing the bag, He's trying to create
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  Speaker 1: the bag. There's sounds that's the actual sizzle right there.
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  Speaker 1: helping elderly, the elderly learn how to celebrate touchdowns, cannot
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: do it? That's from just Josh in Cincinnati. Done helping
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: the poor get a job from ferg Dog. Who else
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: a lot of get a real charge, a lot of
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Joe Buck references, getting Joe Buck coffee from Robin, Minnesota.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have this? Helping the elderly? From
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Eke and Roseville, Minnesota? Alright, and go on and on here?
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Ano of that? All right? Do you have an answer, Lorraine?
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's done helping the orphans.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: The orphans, Well, you're not right, You're not far off. Though.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Cowboy legend Troy Aikman announced he is done helping pay
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: college athletes. Done. He is withdrawing financial support from UCLA.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: He criticized the lack of player accountability and the leadership
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: at UCLA. You think they haven't had a real athletic
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: department there in years and so, he said, he's out there.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: You go.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the phones, and if you speak of
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: the bus driver, the bus driver, I'll appear, ladies and gentlemen, legend,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: the most famous bus driver in all of America. Roberto,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: our friend, Roberto. Welcome. I don't hear him. Did he
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: pass out?
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Houston?
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: We have a problem.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Do you think he passed out? Do you think Roberto
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Roberto used to work here on the show. He was online?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: You think he fell asleep. He did tell me that
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: he was drinking, okay, but I also copious amounts of alcohol.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: He also texted me like five minutes ago, so okay,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: but the lines punched up. He's online too, and I
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: don't know there he goes, all right, Well, that was
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: a great conversation with Roberto. Good to catch up. Go
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: down memory lane the good old days on the show.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Andrea, she's in Berkeley. We do
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: have coming up too much or not enough? And also
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: later this hour the Queen of Hearts with Lorraine. But
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: let's go to our astrology insider. When strology news breaks,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: we fix it with Andrea.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, Hi, Ben, how are you?
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: If I was any better, I'd be Roberto, but not
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Roberto the bus driver, because he just I guess, fell asleep. Yeah,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of fading myself.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Oh no, everyone's fading. Everyone's fading. I gotta stay awake
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: for another hour and a half.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Come on, Well it's okay. You got the energy to
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: do just that, so good for you. So yeah, I
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: just had to call in because obviously I've seen Edwin
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Diaz pitch a lot, and he has quite the aries aura.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: He's got a lot of fire, and you know, I'm
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: kind of sorry to see him go. He's March twenty second,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: nineteen ninety four. He just had a sad in return,
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: which is a cycle of ending to the new beginnings.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: So in some ways it makes sense that he wanted
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: to move on. But that Timmy Trumpet thing, Ben, that's
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: really gonna be fun. I don't know if he's still
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: going to carry that tradition over to the dodge.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: And by the way, Ozzie was listening in Australia says
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: he's in Timmy Trumpet's an Australian guy.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: But that, oh yeah, I didn't know, okay, because that
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: was really fun, like win lose your draw when he would,
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: you know, come.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: In, Yeah, that's a good songs. I like that so Narco.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: It's a solid song.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just really playful and it's set the tone.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Well, you don't have to give it up. If you
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: want to be a Dodger fan, Andrew, I can. I
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: can swear you in as a Dodger fan. You can
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: take the Dodger fan oath, and of course we'll have
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: to defer your fanhood for a number of years, but
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: we can bring you in there, no problem.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Oh that's okay. I mean I'll still loose for him
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: in my own way. And I'm just worried. I hope
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Peter Lonzo's days. I mean, you know, Nimo is gone.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: I'm getting a little worried about the Mets right now with.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Uh changing, you're changing the names. The names are changing here.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: The team will stay the same. The names are changing.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: The name of the Mets will be the same. But yeah,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: some of the regulars and one so they don't win,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: you got to change it up.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Peter Alonzo, he talks about mercury retrograde.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: He's this cool sagittarius, you know, I mean, Steve Code.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: It's not for lack of money, as we all know,
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: you can just you know, open the checkbook and take people.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: So I hope it leaves T six around. But hey,
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: the Mets loss is a Dodgers game, and I hope
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: they enjoy.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Well, well, we'll see, we'll see. Uh the Dodgers they
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: won last offseason. They got the top closer, Tanner Scott,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: who then vomited all over the mound all season. So
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: who knows, you know, you don't know how that's going
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: to go. We'll find out. But Andrew, listen, get some sleep,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you? I appreciate that. There she goes
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: our friend Andrea from care virgoing service on X the
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Astrology Insider. The bus driver has called back, get that
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: dump button ready, our friend Roberto, and what I'm told Roberto,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: is it your birthday? Is that correct? Roberto?
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Correct you?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Hear me? I can't hear you. I can't I can't
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: he can you hear? I can't hear? Can you hear?
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: I can't hear anything.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: It's unfortunately, we can't hear Roberto. Is some guy named
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Roberto used to work on the show, never heard of.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: You don't know who that is?
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Hear me?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know who that is?
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: Used to work on the show. I was, Yeah, the
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: one kid with the red hair.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he worked here for like two days. He
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: couldn't handle the overnights, so he left. Yeah, is that
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: is that?
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Roberto?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Roberto?
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Hear me?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Cool?
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: Can you hear?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Coop? Can you hear Roberto?
• 26:35
  Speaker 9: You know, I don't know.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know why why you're laughing, Coop, I don't
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: know why you would be laughing. It's very serious. We
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: want to talk to Roberta. We love Roberta, We miss Roberto.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Roberto is a baseball guy, you know, that's right. He is.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Come on, he's drunk, he can't. This is that's what
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: we do, Coop. We mess with drunk people. That's what
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: we get paid to do. We goof on drunk people
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: to call us whether they used to work here. You'd
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: think Roberto, who is part of the bit, You'd think
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: he would have known, because how many times did I
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: do that bit with Roberto? I mean, oh my god,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: he's so hammered. All right, I'm hoping he's not. He's
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: not working in the morning later. All right, Well, he's gone,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: So let's play the game. What do you say? I
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: want to play the game here?
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: We'll play with Ben Meller game of too Much or
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Not Enough. I seriously did not think that would work
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: even a Schnocker state. Clearly, Roberto in a Schnocker state, Well,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: there's no way that bit's gonna actually work. And it
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: worked so impressed shows you how intoxicated Roberto is. Okay,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: let's let's have some fun. It's too much or not Enough.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: That is the name of the bit, the game that
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: we are doing. Here a reminder that this portion of
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: the Ben Malloch Show made possible apart by our friends
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• 28:18
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• 28:34
  Speaker 1: contestant from the mean streets of oak We say hello
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: to our man, the myth. Well, I hear him already,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: he's already starting to talk. Yeah, Yeah, this is a Quinzel,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Quinz L welcome?
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Hey, how's it going? Yo? What's up? Big man?
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Hey?
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Before I don't want to take up much of your time,
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: but your call, greed A might have missed me. I
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: was actually calling from out of the Oakland Coliseum. Might
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: also think of when he used to stay at Riverfront
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: or the new Cincinnati Stadium. You know, I'm actually doing
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: like that to you know, get my train on and everything. Hey,
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: but one more thing, I want to tell the Rain that,
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: oh my god, I always your voice was so pretty,
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: but then I looked on you have to be the
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: prettiest woman in this thought of the equator. That's all
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: I gotta say.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Wow, it's a filter.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Thank you?
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Would you like to play the game? But would you
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: like to play? Okay?
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: That Quins see that a big fan the Rain. You
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: made her smile? She smile.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Man, I'm blessing too, all right.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Everyone's I'm not smiling. I'm serious here we go too
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: much or not enough? Good luck for that, Quin's LP
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: and you get three right to win the game? Question
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: number one. Jalen Brunson. Jalen Brunson has now had thirty
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: five thirty five point games as a member of the Knickerboxers.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough?
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: I would say that's too much?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: All right, says the answer is not enough. He's had
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: damn all right, all right, it's not over. Yeah, he
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: has a forty five thirty five point games.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Wow, I didn't know he was following at all.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been great with the Knicks. Yeah, he's been
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: really good. All Our question number two this Cincinnati ben
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Gals have lost seven games this decade when scoring thirty
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: or more points? Is that too much or not enough?
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: I would say that's not enough because they haven't had
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: a great defense cout this decade year. I would better
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: find enough.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: That's correct, you're on the board.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Look at that.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they've lost ten games this decade.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Has been throwing them may throughout the ball and they
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: still moved.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Our question number three for Quinzel from
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: the coliseum. You know, is that still they're gonna tear
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: that thing down the colliseume?
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Oh man, I don't, oh man, I don't want to
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: start crying. Where am I gonna live that?
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: Dude?
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, gotcha? I got question number three
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: for Quins l There were six players in the NFL
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: with one hundred plus rushing yards in Week fourteen? Is
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: that too much or not enough?
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I would think that I'm gonna say that too much.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: That's right, look at you too much? There were only
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: four Jalen Wright, Sequon Barkley, Blake Krum, and Tony Pollard.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: You're doing very well.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: You know, later on in the season gets a little
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: harder to run the ball or you know. I think
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know for some reason.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. You should replace Troy Aikman. On Monday
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Night Football, Quins oe with that that kind of oh yeah,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: do you play? Collins were on NBC two Question number four,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Shooter Sanders is only the third Browns
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: quarterback to have a game with three hundred and fifty
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: plus passing yards, three plus passing touchdowns, and one plus
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: rushing touchdown. Is that too much or not enough? Shooter
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: sayings being the third Browns quarterback all.
• 32:18
  Speaker 9: Time to have that stat line, M so Van he
• 32:23
  Speaker 9: would be only the third, So uh too much would
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: be like, uh yeah, too much will be there?
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Nobody is I think nobody.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Nobody's done that. So your answer is talent, not more
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: than him.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say, all.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Right, let's find out that's a winner. You gotta goal
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: that take it, you getta all that take yeaha go
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: congratulations twenty l you're the winner.
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: You won the game.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah you get the next. Next time you call up
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: to flirt with Lorainy, you get right in right away.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, hey, take care of the rain now,
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: love you?
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: What about me?
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: You don't love me? I mean you know, as a man,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: of course, you man, I love.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: You.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Had to give respect to the lady first.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I understand. You're a gentleman. You're a gentleman.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: You respect old ladies.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: You're you're sitting ladies in here. You're old, you're old
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: school queens.
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: Say something at you. You are such a jerk.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you very much, everyone, calm down.
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: Take this skit, old coop.
• 33:24
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• 33:28
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• 33:30
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• 33:37
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• 33:41
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  Speaker 7: This is my favorite song.
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  Speaker 1: These are actual questions by actual listeners. Lorena and we'll
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  Speaker 1: start with Esteban, who writes and he says, I was
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  Speaker 1: telling my wife if I was going to trade her
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  Speaker 1: in like a car two miles. I thought it was funny,
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  Speaker 1: it was a joke, but now she won't talk to me.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, you should probably get her an oil
• 36:22
  Speaker 10: change and uh maybe a tire rotation.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: She might want to trade you in.
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  Speaker 7: A nice new coat. Of paints. Maybe on her toes.
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• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Christmas right around the corner, what is the perfect gift
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: for a girlfriend or wife?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: This is very difficult, just one answer, right, Lora. You
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: can't really do one thing.
• 36:56
  Speaker 10: Every girl has their own things. Like maybe the last
• 36:59
  Speaker 10: guy is wife doesn't want to look at him. But
• 37:02
  Speaker 10: I think personal time, Like a lot of people are
• 37:04
  Speaker 10: busy these days, So actually planning something, taking that time
• 37:09
  Speaker 10: to make it feel special, like taking her out to
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: Christmas lights.
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, a Christmas night light thing with the
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: hot coffee or hot.
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  Speaker 1: Chocolate bought the there's the light in here, that's the
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you can make your own Christmas story at home. Yeah,
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: set up a camera that sounds fun.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, there's a leg lamp in here. Yeah. Ferg Dog
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  Speaker 1: writes and he says, if I can't get a girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: in time for the family Christmas parties, it's okay to
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• 37:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, escorts are great choices to take with two family.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite stories when I used to go
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: to the holiday party these the company used to have
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: these big holiday parties. Used to Yeah, I don't go anymore.
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  Speaker 1: They give appetizer. But I used to have these gallop
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: parties like the Beverly Hills Hotel. And one year, in
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: the early days of Fox Sports Radio, one of the
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: guys brought a escort to the holiday party and it
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: was the funniest thing because all the wives were so
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: upset because they knew she was dressed like an escort,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: and it was the funniest thing. I have fund memories
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: of that holiday party. She was she was showing what
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: her her special skills, her I don't know how to
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: describe it here assets.
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: Did the slits go up a little bit?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And the other women were so it was snickering.
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  Speaker 1: It was so good. It was so good. Well, good
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: luck for a dog on that. Yeah, yeah, money well spent.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Let's take a call. Blind Scott is calling in from
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: the North end of Boston. Blind Scott taking He's taking
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: it easy now of the holiday season and all that stuff.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: But for you, lorraina blind Scott ending the hiatus to call.
• 38:47
  Speaker 9: In for you.
• 38:48
  Speaker 8: I just want to send condolences to Rick Razak. He's
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: a program director at the Sports Harvey Laton's father condolences.
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: But hey, dude, So I have a partner who's twenty.
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: They live in Omaha, and I'm thinking about moving them here.
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  Speaker 8: They said they'll be legal age of twenty one in July.
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  Speaker 8: They live in a foster home right now. I met
• 39:05
  Speaker 8: them in a K pop dem in Hunter's chat. I'm
• 39:07
  Speaker 8: forty three. I just celebrated the birthday last Friday. So
• 39:10
  Speaker 8: my partner who's twenty could move in and I could
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: make them my Medicare assistant and they can get paid
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: for medicare well where I do not want a partner
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: to live with me, and I am very difficult person structurally.
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: I think a twenty year old who's grown up in
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: foster care might be a good type of partner for me,
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: as I am more responsible than them and we can
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: help each other in life.
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: You know what this is giving. It's giving, Predator, it's giving.
• 39:35
  Speaker 10: You're on a kid's movie site trying to catch some
• 39:39
  Speaker 10: young ends who don't know no better. I think if
• 39:43
  Speaker 10: you need help in and around the house, you should
• 39:46
  Speaker 10: specify that differently than your partnership in a relationship.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Well, in fairness to blind Scott, he is a He's
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: a legendary grifter. You'd admit that, Blind Scott. This would
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: be the ultimate grift if you could pull that off.
• 39:58
  Speaker 8: So I don't want to date this person necess her.
• 40:01
  Speaker 8: They're in a hostile state where they have nowhere to live,
• 40:04
  Speaker 8: you know what I mean?
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: But predatory you're taking someone is in a bad situation.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 8: So you can't make promises with someone like this because
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: they're very queeny.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, all right, so your vice, Lorena,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think you sure right, don't do that? Scott
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: keg drinking Steve, Hello, Keig drinking Steve.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Hey, guys, Lorena, How are we gonna resolve this?
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: How is Taylor Swift gonna convince Selena Gomez to.
• 40:37
  Speaker 8: Be her bridesmaid?
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: I guess they're losers now, so.
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: They don't that's the problem.
• 40:42
  Speaker 10: I think they have to figure out how to make
• 40:43
  Speaker 10: her the third in their marriage. You know, they're so
• 40:46
  Speaker 10: close together.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: That's a penalty third man in the third woman in
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I Don't know Shane and de Moines writes and says,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: are you jealous of the ask a weed Man segment?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Be honest, queen, am I are you jealous of this? Oh?
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: No, oh my gosh, the weed man is That's great.
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: I would love to have.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Mike de Lebrigo says in bed. Is it better to
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: be naughty with lingerie or nice and comfy pjs?
• 41:07
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: I like naughty lingerie.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Oh look at that. Take that. That's a lingerie for
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: the wind right there there it is boom boom, boom boom,
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  Speaker 1: spicy