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S3 E1: Star Wars Character New Years Resolutions · Most Things Kenobi - A Star Wars Podcast

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It's Most Things Kenobi. We always have the high ground.
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Hello everyone, welcome to another episode of Most Things
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Kenobi, a podcast about Obi Wan Kenobi and all things Star Wars.
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I'm your host, Leanne. And I'm your host, Lauren.
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And thus begins season 3. Tada.
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It's 2026 as of today. Here we go.
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Yeah, it's funny, 'cause our seasons are not by year or not
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like, no, we're on like episode like 193.
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Yes, 193. We're almost at 200 episodes,
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folks. That's crazy.
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I know we should do something special for 200 but.
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Haven't we been doing this for like 5 years?
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At least yeah is. This our fifth year, This is
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crazy. I have to go back and look, but
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yeah, I think it is 5. Years, maybe 4, I don't know.
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It's been a while. I'm proud of us.
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And you're all still here. Thank you.
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Well, our last episode was Jet and you can't top that.
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That's a great season finale, so.
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It was, it was and a good way to end 2025.
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See you later 2025. Don't let the door hit you on
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the way out, but. Yeah.
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We're actually recording this on New Year's Day 2026 and it's an
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appropriate subject, I would say.
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It is, in fact, what we're talking about today is something
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fun, something lighthearted, something very MTK ish is.
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We're gonna go through the characters, a list of characters
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that we both have the same characters, and we're gonna
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discuss what we think their New Year's resolutions would be, or
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maybe should be. It'll depend I guess.
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Yeah, this was a total free form kind of, Yep, assignment.
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And I struggled with some of them.
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I have to. I'm, I'm going to make up two on
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the fly. Two of these are still blank
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because I have ideas, but I'm like, I just don't know what to
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say. For two of these they were
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tougher for me, but the rest I have a good one I think.
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Like if you go through a list of traditional resolutions,
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sometimes they're funny, but just enough to be like, like if
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you were to apply that to a Star Wars character, but it's not
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like that entertaining. So coming up with specific ones,
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that's what I was trying to do, but that's way harder.
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So, so Lauren and I have the same list of characters, but we
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have not discussed what we chose for their resolutions.
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So the way we're doing this is we're going to do it in the the
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trios and here's what we chose. Obi Wan, Anakin and Ahsoka,
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Luke, Leia and Han, Cassian, Krenek and Saugerara, Qui Gon,
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Mace Windu and the bonus round which is Chiati Mundi.
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So strap in. Yeah.
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So let's begin where we always begin, and that's what they Obi
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Wan Kenobi. I love it.
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What do you have? I have take at least one nap per
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quarter. Per quarter.
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Yes. I didn't want to like, overwhelm
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him. And he knows better because Obi
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Wan's not going to commit to a nap a day or a nap a week.
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We're going to do at least one nap per quarter.
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Just an occasional nap. Yes, that's all.
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Start. It's funny.
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Supposed to be achievable goals for New Year's resolutions,
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right? I don't even know if this is
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achievable. Boy, the man's going to try, you
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know? It's funny because I thought of
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a nap for him as well. Of course.
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I have two for him because like, I have one that's my they're
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both silly, but. OK, let's go.
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One is to dance like no one is watching.
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Oh, that's what. Because he's so uptight.
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And no one should be watching. Probably a mess.
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But my other one that's quote UN quote more serious that he
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should stop eating pie in secret.
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Oh, the dance one in in secret. But stop the pie eating in
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secret, right? Layoff the carbs, Kenobi.
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We have this running joke that Obi Wan mashes pie into his face
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every time Anakin stresses him out.
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That's correct. That's that is absolutely
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correct. And didn't James Arnold Taylor
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eat? It.
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Would he pick apple pie? I think he said apple pie with a
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scoop of vanilla ice cream and extra ice cream when Anakin is
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particularly stressing him. I agree with that.
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I think I maybe that's what he said.
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Maybe he just, I mean, he'll eat a smaller slice, no ice cream,
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dance when no one's like no one's watching, perhaps when no
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one's watching and then take a nap.
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It's a good, it's a good goal set.
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It's a. Changed man by the end of the
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year. Oh my God, I'm very excited to
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hear what you have for Anakin. Well, attend therapy at least
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once per quarter. Also achievable.
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Yes, start small. It's necessary, folks.
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What do you have? To really try and cut down on
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the amount of force choking. Oh, I would not have chose that.
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Obviously I wanted to get. More, more is better.
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But if we're talking about, you know, realistic quote UN quote
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expectation, he might be like, I should really stop doing it.
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Perhaps Anakin, Ahsoka or Obi Wan like kind of pointed it out
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to him. Like, hey man, hey brother.
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It's not quite quite a good idea for you to keep doing that.
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Maybe in the future you should to cut back.
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I also have a head cannon that Anakin keeps a box of hidden
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candy under his bed all the time and I would say on like New
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Year's Day he would dump that out and then crack after like 2
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weeks and refill it. I think that's cute.
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It's kind of the boyish, like you can't take the kid out of
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Anakin. Exactly He.
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Has the pod racing poster in his.
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In his like. Dorm room at the temple or gut?
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A stash of snacks and. That's adorable.
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That's just what I one of my head cannons about Anakin.
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Do we think he raids the kitchen?
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Like what? What?
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Like where are the snacks kept in the Jedi temple?
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That's a good question. Good question.
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Glad I brought it. Up they have to sneak out to the
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underworld of Corazon to get their Jedi snacks because
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they've they have to be perfect on the exterior.
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Man I love this. Obi Wan has pies and Anakin has
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candy. This is just a representation of
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my own problems. I'm envisioning Ahsoka like
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being a milkshake kind of girl. Yeah, Yeah, that makes sense.
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Like. Slushies.
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Traps. It's getting so deep into this.
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Can I get a chocolate caramel swirled double shot?
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No whip frappe please. Do you think she would wear
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candy necklaces? Yeah.
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I kind of get a feel like she would can you just quickly bite
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a few pieces off? Anakin would pull it and snap it
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and then like take it and eat it.
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Yeah. I love those things.
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When I was a kid, damn it, now I'm hungry.
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Those things were like slightly not tasty, but they were tasty
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just because they were candy and I could have it, you know what I
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mean? Yeah, kind of chalky.
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Yeah. Side tangent, Candy, side
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tangent. Well, Speaking of Ahsoka, what
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do you have for her? You can go first.
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For her I have do more push ups than Rex.
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Oh my God this is space twin moment.
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Oh, really? Mine also involves Rex.
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What the fuck? It makes sense though.
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I mean, they're together all the time.
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And yeah, what is? Mine is have a nice sit down
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lunch with Rex after each mission that they are on
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together. Oh that is so, so good thing she
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would totally do that. Then do the push ups.
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She would also do the push ups though.
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Yeah, I could totally see both of these.
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Yeah, 'cause of the whole Tales of the Jedi thing where they're
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just shooting her constantly and she's upping her game, you know,
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I feel like she would after that, be like, ready to do push
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ups and like pull ups and. Yeah.
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Like challenge the clones all the time to some physical
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activity. I think that's, I think that's
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very appropriate for her character.
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Yeah, it just felt right. Cute.
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That's a cute head cannon I like.
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Are these head cannons or are these resolutions?
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Same thing, they're resolutions. I mean I don't particularly
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like. Not all of them are head cannon
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to some of them are just making fun of the character.
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It's true. It's true.
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Gently, gently poking fun. Yes.
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All right, well, it's next trio now we're going to start with
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Luke is next. Luke is next.
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This one was a little difficult for me.
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Me too. How do you improve perfection?
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Precisely where I was going with that.
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It's like he's already working on himself and trying to be
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mindful of, you know, his actions, his thoughts, etcetera.
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Yeah. So I went with wear less black
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and try more pops of color. Keep the black outfit, but pair
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it with a bright turquoise undershirt.
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Oh my God, Leanne, I almost had the same one for layout but I
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just decided last minute to scrap it.
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Yeah, but with white. Throw more.
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Pops of gold. Well, they are twins, so I mean
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it kind of works. That's just try a little color.
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Just a couple colors. We're not asking for a lot.
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Listen, he could even start small and wear different colored
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socks. Like not have the match.
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Inside the boots. Inside the Chanel boots you
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could have one pink and 1 green sock.
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This is true. It's like just to see how it
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feels. Like, hey Leia, check this out.
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Look what I did today. And then he like she'd.
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Be like you are such a child. This is such an innocent.
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See how cool I am? Two different pairs or two
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different colors of socks, but secretly honey.
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Honey, no. Secretly she adopts it and tries
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it the next day just to see how it feels.
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So then she gets. The other matching pair, yeah.
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She gets the other matching pair.
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That's cute. Oh, I love twin shit.
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OK, what did you have? Mine is for right after Empire
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Strikes Back. It's a find a therapist.
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What? Yes.
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To deal with the whole dad issues thing.
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Take Leia with you. Well, she doesn't know yet, but
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maybe it maybe it could have been.
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Yeah, I mean, she does have Alderaan to work through, so,
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you know. Oh, actually you are.
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You are correct. There's always that.
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Yeah, there's lots to work through for these folks in Star
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Wars. You know what my mom said when
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she was here over Christmas? What?
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She goes, Star Wars is so sad. I said yes, yes, let it out,
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Mother. Star Wars is pain, say it with
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me. Star Wars is pain.
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She said it with me. So she gets it, slowly but
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surely. If you stop and really think
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about it, this is it's just everyone suffers.
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That's what it comes down to. Well, all right, how about Leia?
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She's next. Which is funny because we only
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already kind of assigned her a by like a byproduct of.
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Flukes. I forgot what mine was and
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that's why I laughed when I just re saw it stop accidentally
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slipping into a British accent. 00 Thank God you're right
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though. Just pick one or the other and
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stick with it. But she was trying to sound
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fancy and cultured. I.
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Know well and she was talking to Peter Cushing, so it's hard to
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try to rise to his clipped British accent.
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It's great though, the way she was like you wouldn't when I was
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brought on board. I know, I know, I know British.
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But I kind of secretly love it. I do too because she's literally
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like trolling the shit out of them, you know?
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So why not add an accent to make it even?
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Maybe it's. Just to mock them.
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Yeah, 100% Anyway. Yeah, someday.
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You know, you just life goals to say I recognized your foul
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stench when I was brought on board sometime to somebody.
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I would say it with a little bit of a, an emphasize brought on
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board, you know? That's that was her excuse.
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That was Kerry's excuse, that how do you say that dialogue
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with an American accent? But yeah, you.
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Don't as as we found. What was yours?
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Mine, I, I pictured Leia sitting like quietly with a cup of tea
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thinking about her year and like where she wanted to go from
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here. And she decided to take time off
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and go to an all inclusive vacation somewhere and she will
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turn her phone off. You know, the little, the little
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data path that they carry around.
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She will turn it off and enjoy her time away.
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She deserves it. That's what I no one deserves it
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more. She would make up 7000 excuses
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why oh I don't have time for this and I shouldn't.
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That was so silly of me to think that I have time.
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No, she's going to take the vacation.
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It's going to be an all inclusive so she can get as many
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fucking drinks as she wants. She's going to turn her data pad
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off the end. I like it.
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She deserves it. We all could use that.
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Yes, yes. We all need it.
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Leia is all of us. She she really is the whole
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collective all. Right.
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Well, now I'm very excited to hear what you have for Han,
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because Han is. I'm making this up on the fly.
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This was. One of my.
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Artists once she's. Really tricky, yeah.
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You got to go first because I don't.
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I have an idea what I'm going to say.
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I it took me a long time to come up with this.
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And then when I looked at pictures of Han, I was like, Oh
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yeah, he needs to branch out in his fashion choices.
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Oh, yes, yes. Pops, he wears the same thing
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for three movies. He needs just one.
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I know it is just one green camouflage jacket.
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He just needs to branch out a little bit more and just try
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something new. That's all.
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That's it. Just try something new.
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Try some new fashion. So just throw something
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different in there. I like this.
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I like it. I like it.
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Here's the thing I'm going to go with this is this is Return of
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the Jedi Hon And it's try to eat vegetarian not vegan because of
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the Ewoks. It's I just feel like he might
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feel bad after being on a spit himself.
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So. Maybe, maybe just try to eat
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more leafy greens. Yeah, I think that's good for
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anybody, yes, except maybe Chewy, but.
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Well, I mean, he can go to Kashiq and like hang out with
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the family there, you know, Chewy's fam or not.
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And like. Have her whip up something that
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has a little less meat in it. Yeah, I like it just.
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He was on a spit and I feel like it would change his perspective.
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Maybe. Yeah.
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Once once someone tries to eat you, you might change your
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perspective on eating someone else.
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Yes, that was my idea for Han, but.
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I like it. That's good.
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The next one, on to the next trio.
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Cassian Andor go. Also very difficult.
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I really struggled with Cassian. I had a joke, one that was like,
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save for my retirement because he's not going to make it, no.
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No, no. Too soon, too soon, I know.
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So the what I settled on that wasn't so dark was stop buying
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new jackets. You already have too many.
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Give some to Han. They're different sizes.
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Something. Yeah, Yeah, Cassie does the
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greatest collection of jackets, but he, you know, if we're
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looking at from a financial point of view, slow down, bro.
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Yeah, I I was honestly going to go with try to wear more of the
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very chic like French apparel that was being pushed on a Gore
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Gorman, but that doesn't exist anymore, so.
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Yeah, he did look beautiful in it though.
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He did, he really did. It was a shining moment for
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everyone, honestly. Because Diego Luna could be a
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model. That's why he.
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Really. Could.
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I mean, he is. Yeah.
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I went with and this, this is my own personal head cannon because
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I need Keno Lloyd to be alive. I have become pen pals with Keno
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Lloyd and send handwritten letters back and forth to one
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another through the year. I think you're going to say
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rescue him. No, just letters.
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I feel like Keno is somewhere and he knows where Cassian is,
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and he sends him a letter and then Cassie's like, well, I have
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to write back. And then it turns into like this
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little bromance of like, so how you doing?
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Shit here at the base is intense, you know, La La La La
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la. Poor Keno Lloyd.
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I swear he has to be alive and I want them to be pen pals.
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I'm just going to make it so in my brain because anything else
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is too painful. Well, how cute would it be for
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Cassian to, like, talk about his addiction to jackets in the
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letters to Kino Loin? He'll be like, I get it, man, I
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get it. Like I'm still wearing this
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white jumpsuit said. I have this.
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White and orange thing on send me one man I love it.
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Oh, my goodness. All right.
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Well, the next one is your time. Shine Chronic.
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Chronic I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt on this
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one. OK.
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He's going to actively attempt exercises and patience by
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keeping a mindfulness journal and it's going to be scribbles,
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angry scribbles, you know, just like where you that feels better
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end of day 2, like, you know. What I mean, he'll give it up
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after one week of trying. He's going to actively attempt
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check my wording, actively attempt exercises and patience.
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I want the best for him. I know he just doesn't, he
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doesn't have anything but like he's so single minded he can't
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help it. No, and it's hot.
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I mean, what? Who?
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Yeah. Excuse me, what?
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What were you going to? What?
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What's yours for Mr. Chronic? Is the opposite direction,
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Destroy anyone who publicly questions my authority and use
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more hand gestures when talking? Absolutely.
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We both did it you you went straight for the core of of
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chronic and I'm I'm over here trying to make him a better man.
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It's, you know, not it's not going to happen.
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I did have a funny one that was like find love but he can't.
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He can't see beyond his own ego, which.
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Is I was going to say he'd fall in love just by looking in the
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mirror. Sir, you are, you are beautiful.
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He says the same thing to himself as he does to the death
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* Oh my God. Although I don't think he would.
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Honestly, I think he's he like loathes himself.
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Yeah, I do too. People who are like that,
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usually it's a lot of self hatred.
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It's a lot of projection. So that you can't judge them.
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They project that out at you so that you just feel belittled
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with no energy left to realize their flaws, in my personal
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experience. However, Ben in the outfit works
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it to the point that I think he enjoys that outfit so much and
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he works the Cape and he works the gloves and he works the
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like, whatever that it makes him come across as more pompous than
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he maybe, I don't know. He's definitely just period
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pompous period. But like, Ben brings it because
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I think the outfit makes the man.
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Oh for sure, when you have a Cape, how can you not?
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Exactly, Vader walks like he does because of his fucking
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Cape, not because he has metal legs.
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Exactly same thing with like Lando.
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Lando, it takes a certain physicality to wear a Cape, and
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I also does. When you're spending every day
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on most of your life dealing with Tarkin, it's like Peacocks
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with feathers. You know, like you have to
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somehow defend yourself. Yes, it's the truth.
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I agree. Yeah.
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Oh Chronic, better luck next year.
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See you on the bridge with Gin Chronic.
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Yeah, they're the the next year is short for.
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Chronic. Yep, Yep, Yep.
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Oh boy. The next one is Saw Guerrera.
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Yes, saw a man who thinks he's perfect.
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Right, right, I have ease off the sweet allure of toxic fumes.
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I have huff less ridonian ridonium so we had the same
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thing. Oh yeah, that's the same.
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OK, listen, you can change Guerrero.
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You can. You can stop this right now.
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I wanted to know where that came from.
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Was that referenced anywhere else or did Tony Guerrero just
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throw that in there last second? Well, does it contribute to the
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fact that he needs a breathing apparatus at some point?
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So when I googled it to figure out what the gas was called,
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there was some commentary saying that it's supposed to indicate
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that not only does he need the respirator for breathing, but
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that he uses it to huff right dodium.
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Oh no shit. So it's yeah.
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And again, I was like, when did that become a thing?
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Was that like in a comic book or did they just throw that in
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there 'cause it was also so last minute in the series?
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It kind of works because if you think about the trauma that
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Mister Guerrera has not addressed with the sister and
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his hatred and the vengeance XYZ, he, it's not a far cry that
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he would lean on a substance of some sort to like, help me get
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through. That's true.
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Maybe it maybe it would amplify his craziness and his
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radicalism, you know, yeah, when you're unhinged anyway and you
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add a substance, it can only amplify the unhingedness.
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It can for sure. Well my second I had a little
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side resolution for him was to stop ranting like a lunatic, so
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they might be related. Collect your thoughts first.
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Yeah. Journal to run your points.
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Get get Chronic's journal 'cause he's not going to use it and
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try. I don't know.
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These people are all a mess and I love it.
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Yeah, that's why we we love Star Wars for this reason.
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OK, the the next one was super hard for me.
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I'm going off the cuff on this one.
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It's qui Gon. Yeah, this was tough for me too.
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I have two throwaway ones. One of them is stop wearing flip
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flops at council meetings 'cause I just have a head can and then
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he wears sandals everywhere. I don't know, that was like the
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thing that came to mind first. I like that one.
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You're just like, wear boots. You must stop wearing sandals.
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I have one for his force ghost which is just haunt the shit out
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of Yoda. And that troll Yoda.
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Period. Yeah.
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That's where I'm at with it. Qui Gun was tough.
26:48
I think it would make Qui Gun laugh and that's why he would do
26:51
it. Hell yeah.
26:52
Not for malice, but just because he's got a twisted sense of
26:56
humor. He's got time.
26:58
He's got time, too. Yeah, yeah.
27:02
Mine I'm just going to go with SPF.
27:07
Where SPF so you don't have to hold an umbrella when you're in
27:13
the desert. I think we all need an umbrella
27:18
in the desert, but as speaking from someone who's from the
27:21
United Kingdom, we would disappear.
27:24
We'd be burned so badly we would vanish in the hot desert sun.
27:29
I think he would benefit from an SPF 50 or higher.
27:35
I was gonna say 100. I remember my dermatologist once
27:38
asked me, he's like, what SPF do you use?
27:41
And I was, I think it was 50. And he's like, you can come
27:44
down. Oh, you can come down.
27:49
He's like you could use 30 if you want 'cause I'm so pale.
27:53
Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty funny.
27:55
Yeah, Liam Neeson in an with an umbrella and sunglass.
27:59
He just SPF. I don't know.
28:02
I like it. I like it.
28:03
Use SPF. That's a good, that's a good one
28:06
for all of us to remember in the year ahead.
28:07
That's true. Yes, very important to protect.
28:10
Your skin is the largest organ. I don't care if you have two
28:12
sons or one where you're at. It's important to protect our
28:16
skin. Yes, all right.
28:19
Do you have something for Mace Windu?
28:22
Yes, Do you? Yes, but it's really more for
28:29
Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction, but I'm just going to
28:31
apply it. Oh, what is it?
28:34
Stop calling people motherfucker.
28:36
Yes, actually. Oh, is that it?
28:40
It is. Stop calling people motherfucker
28:43
to their faces. Like, right to their faces,
28:46
yeah. It could also apply to Mace
28:48
Windu. I I actually borrowed from
28:56
chronic and say actively attempt exercises in patience by keeping
29:00
a mindfulness journal. He needs it also.
29:06
He really, really does. Yep.
29:10
Yeah, You know what my mom told me she still wants a purple
29:14
lightsaber. She's like, those are rare,
29:16
right? I'm like, yes, yes, they are.
29:20
They are rare. That would be cute.
29:24
You should get her one as a gift.
29:26
I should she? Doesn't need to, she could just
29:29
redefine what it mean. She wants a Mandalorian helmet
29:33
is what she actually wants. We should get her one sometime.
29:38
I don't know how affordable we can make it, but I don't know.
29:40
Wouldn't that be cute? Your mom going around wearing a
29:43
helmet. I have a picture of her in one
29:45
because we were in this random store and they had like Star
29:48
Wars collectibles in the store and they had a Mandalorian
29:51
helmet. It was a Boca tans helmet with
29:53
the owl eyes and. Oh cool.
29:57
Or whatever her clan is it now, whatever.
30:01
It was, they're the night owls, I thought, or something like
30:04
that. Yeah, well, she, we saw it.
30:06
It was just sitting out. And she's like, do you think I
30:08
could put that on? And I looked down like, yeah,
30:10
this is the kind. And she put it right on.
30:12
She's like, oh, take my picture. She loved it.
30:16
That's adorable. I know she saw the price.
30:18
She's like $350.00. I was like, welcome to Star Wars
30:22
collectibles. Yeah, well, at least you got to
30:24
try it on. Yeah, she had a she had herself
30:26
a moment. It was really nice.
30:28
She loved it. That's nice.
30:29
Well, it's important to lean into those.
30:31
I know like people outside of fandom think that's so nerdy,
30:34
but in fandom it's like you don't understand the little joy
30:37
that it can bring a person. It's true.
30:40
It's really true. All right.
30:43
Bonus round, last one, last one. Best one perhaps?
30:48
I don't know. Chiati Mundi is tough.
30:52
Yeah, I had a a field day with this one.
30:55
I did. What did you have?
30:57
I have please picture him as I say this.
31:02
OK? It's important that we picture
31:05
Chiati Mundi as I say this. Yes.
31:08
Start a daily self-care routine involving a hair mask, a face
31:12
mask and cucumbers on the eyes. Sometimes his eyes are so red
31:22
that's. What I'm saying and his hair,
31:25
which is just that little piece, one or two pieces, hair mask and
31:30
then face mask on that giant. Yeah, his seven head instead of
31:37
his forehead. I think he could benefit from
31:41
nightly self-care routine. Lemon water with a hint of
31:47
ginger. Could you see him coming into
31:52
the council and being like, hey, I guess what you know, like
31:56
someone's saying, oh, Chiati, your, your skin is glowing.
32:00
Oh, let me tell you about my new routine.
32:07
I got this keratin hair mask. You wouldn't believe the changes
32:10
I've seen. Sorry.
32:13
Oh. My God, that's so funny.
32:17
What do you have for Kiati Mundi?
32:20
Oh my. God, his resolution is to say
32:23
the opposite of what everyone is saying and always deny that
32:26
anything bad could happen. Oh, a change, yes.
32:32
Yeah, right. Just double down on what he
32:34
already is. But he's going to have fabulous
32:40
skin while he does it. He is going to have fabulous
32:43
skin. And what about the Droid
32:46
invasion on Kashik or whatever the fuck?
32:49
It was, yeah. Yeah.
32:52
He's such a like when you called him a wet paper towel, it was
32:55
yeah, yeah, so accurate. He's just damp.
32:58
He's sitting on a kitchen counter somewhere, not being
33:03
used, being damp. Yeah, it's just such a stuffy
33:09
killjoy. Yeah.
33:13
Can you tell I don't like it? No, no, no, no.
33:16
Never. No, no, this is all it tipped
33:18
you off. It is all brand new.
33:24
Well this was fun. I really like this.
33:26
Yeah, this is ridiculously enjoyable.
33:29
I wonder at the end of the year if they will practice what
33:34
they've decided for themselves. Some of them, yes, because
33:39
they're already doing it. I think that others just know,
33:42
'cause they're just like us and they'll give up.
33:45
Yeah, round about March or so. Yeah, I wouldn't say the road to
33:50
hell is paved with good intentions.
33:53
Yeah, well, Chronic's leading the charge, so yeah, straight to
33:57
hell. Well, him and Guerrera, I guess.
34:02
Shit. Our question for you this
34:09
episode is it's pretty obvious what Star Wars character
34:14
resolutions can you come up with or would you share if you think
34:18
of any character ones we mentioned, ones we didn't
34:20
mention. There's a million out there.
34:22
Tell us what you think their New Year's resolution would be, or
34:25
should be, and we'll read a few on the next episode.
34:31
And on the next episode, we are going to dive into something a
34:34
little deep, a little heavy. We didn't want to start off
34:37
season 3 with this subject, but we've really been wanting to
34:40
talk about it. We want to discuss the Jedi
34:43
taking children from their families, especially at a young
34:47
age, and, you know, the morality of that or why they would do
34:51
that and whether or not it was a good idea.
34:55
And we just want to explore that a little bit and deep dive it.
34:57
So join us back next time for that.
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