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- 0:00SPEAKER_06: Ladies and gentlemen, we ask that you please take your seats at this time as the program will begin momentarily.
- 0:06SPEAKER_06: Thank you.
- 0:14SPEAKER_06: Uplifting the airways, one dimple at a time.
- 0:18SPEAKER_06: It's time for the Dimple Report.
- 0:22SPEAKER_06: News, laughs, and dimplified moments with your host, founder, and chief doubles officer of National Doubles Day, Graceful Grady.
- 0:32SPEAKER_06: Remember, dimples are more than a trait.
- 0:34SPEAKER_06: They're a reason to celebrate.
- 0:38SPEAKER_06: Oh Yeah.
- 1:10SPEAKER_03: This is where we spotlight, smiles, swagger, and those standout dimples across business sports and entertainment.
- 1:17SPEAKER_03: Now I'm your host, Grace for Grady, and today we're stepping onto the diamond.
- 1:22SPEAKER_03: Some ask, why would anyone step onto a diamond?
- 1:26SPEAKER_03: Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
- 1:29SPEAKER_03: This week is a very special week.
- 1:32SPEAKER_03: Let me see if I can make it any easier for you.
- 1:35SPEAKER_03: I tell you what, here's a hit.
- 1:38SPEAKER_03: This should give you an idea of what is happening all this week.
- 2:11SPEAKER_03: This is where the kids have a great time when they at the ballpark.
- 2:17SPEAKER_03: And for the adults, go.
- 2:25SPEAKER_03: Well, that's another story.
- 2:27SPEAKER_03: Anyway, all eyes are gonna be on one powerhouse team.
- 2:33SPEAKER_03: Drum roll, please.
- 2:41SPEAKER_03: My Baltimore Orioles.
- 2:50SPEAKER_03: What's that?
- 2:51SPEAKER_03: Hold on.
- 2:52SPEAKER_03: What was that?
- 2:53SPEAKER_03: Okay, I apologize to everyone.
- 2:55SPEAKER_03: I was corrected.
- 2:56SPEAKER_03: This powerhouse team is on the West Coast, and they go by the name the Los Angeles Dodgers.
- 3:08SPEAKER_03: Now, I'm going to explain to everyone why the dimple spotlight is on them.
- 3:13SPEAKER_03: Now, I'm going to do this right after this commercial break.
- 3:18SPEAKER_04: Hi, cute dimples.
- 3:20SPEAKER_10: Is that your best pickup line?
- 3:22SPEAKER_04: No pickup line.
- 3:23SPEAKER_04: Just complimenting your dimples.
- 3:25SPEAKER_04: Did you know July 9th is National Dimples Day?
- 3:28SPEAKER_04: Really?
- 3:29SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they have a fun site and merchandise.
- 3:32SPEAKER_04: Check it out.
- 3:33SPEAKER_04: NationalDimplesday.com.
- 3:35SPEAKER_07: Hmm.
- 3:36SPEAKER_07: National Dimplesday.com?
- 3:38SPEAKER_07: Got it.
- 3:38SPEAKER_04: May I uh buy you a cup of coffee?
- 3:41SPEAKER_04: I feel something brewing between us.
- 3:44SPEAKER_07: Sure.
- 3:47SPEAKER_03: Welcome back, everyone.
- 3:49SPEAKER_03: Now, let's get into today's dimple spotlight.
- 3:53SPEAKER_03: As I was saying, the Dodgers aren't just stacked with talent.
- 3:57SPEAKER_03: They might be one of the most dimple dominant teams in baseball history.
- 4:02SPEAKER_03: And the big question, can they become the first National League team to win not one, not two, but three straight World Series titles?
- 4:13SPEAKER_03: Bruh.
- 4:15SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
- 4:17SPEAKER_03: A three Pete.
- 4:18SPEAKER_03: It's rare.
- 4:19SPEAKER_03: We're talking legendary territory.
- 4:22SPEAKER_03: And if anyone has the firepower and the dimpled features to do it, it might just be this squad.
- 4:28SPEAKER_03: Let's break down the dimple lineup.
- 4:31SPEAKER_03: And first up, we have Freddie Freeman.
- 4:34SPEAKER_03: Smooth swing, MVP level consistency.
- 4:37SPEAKER_03: And let's not ignore the signature cleft chin.
- 4:41SPEAKER_03: That's not just a feature, that's leadership carved in stone.
- 4:46SPEAKER_03: Now Freeman brings veteran presence and clutch performance.
- 4:50SPEAKER_03: If the Dodgers go all the way again, expect his name to be right in the middle of it.
- 4:55SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 4:58SPEAKER_03: Coming up to bat, we have Johei Otani.
- 5:02SPEAKER_03: Now, this is a generational talent.
- 5:05SPEAKER_03: We have pitcher, hitter, global icon, and yes, rocking a cleft chin that's just as elite as his game.
- 5:13SPEAKER_03: Now Otani doesn't just change games, he changes expectations.
- 5:17SPEAKER_03: If he stays healthy, he could be the biggest reason this 3P conversation becomes reality.
- 5:24SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 5:26SPEAKER_03: And then you have next, Yoshinobu, Yamamoto, Electric Arms, Precision Control.
- 5:32SPEAKER_03: He got off to a rocky start in the first inning yesterday, but still came out as a winner.
- 5:37SPEAKER_03: Now, he's representing internationally with what we call an Indian dimple, also known as a whiskered dimple.
- 5:45SPEAKER_03: That subtle cheek indentation is rare, and so is his pitching ability.
- 5:49SPEAKER_03: And Yamamoto could be the X factor that takes this team from great to historic.
- 5:57SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 5:58SPEAKER_03: So the million-dollar question: can the Dodgers actually pull this off?
- 6:03SPEAKER_03: They got the talent, and clearly they got the dimples.
- 6:07SPEAKER_03: Baseball is unpredictable, so you have injuries, pressure, competition, all standing in the way.
- 6:13SPEAKER_03: Still, if dimples are a sign of greatness, this team might already be smiling at history.
- 6:20SPEAKER_03: It's time for a commercial break, but be sure to grab a pen and a piece of paper.
- 6:24SPEAKER_03: You know what time it is.
- 6:26SPEAKER_03: It's trivia time.
- 6:27SPEAKER_07: Cheek dimples, sweet and fine.
- 6:29SPEAKER_07: Shinzo pulled that perfect line.
- 6:32SPEAKER_07: Back dimples, ooh, they shine.
- 6:34SPEAKER_07: Every curve, every smile, divine.
- 6:36SPEAKER_07: Confidence, that's the core.
- 6:38SPEAKER_07: Style in love we give you more.
- 6:40SPEAKER_07: Flaunch your dimples, there adored.
- 6:42SPEAKER_07: Chew your charm at the dimple store.
- 6:45SPEAKER_07: Every dimple, every dimple deserves to shine.
- 6:49SPEAKER_07: The dimple stars a cat.
- 6:58SPEAKER_03: All right, dimples nation.
- 7:00SPEAKER_03: Welcome back.
- 7:01SPEAKER_03: You know what time it is.
- 7:02SPEAKER_03: It's quiz time.
- 7:17SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
- 7:18SPEAKER_03: Let's test your dimple report knowledge.
- 7:20SPEAKER_03: Question number one.
- 7:21SPEAKER_03: What type of dimples does Freddie Freeman have?
- 7:24SPEAKER_03: A.
- 7:25SPEAKER_03: Cheek dimples.
- 7:26SPEAKER_03: B.
- 7:26SPEAKER_03: Cleft chin.
- 7:27SPEAKER_03: C Dimples of Apollo.
- 7:29SPEAKER_03: Or D.
- 7:30SPEAKER_03: No dimples.
- 7:31SPEAKER_03: The correct answer is The correct answer is B.
- 7:36SPEAKER_03: Cleft chin.
- 7:37SPEAKER_03: Question number two.
- 7:38SPEAKER_03: Shohei Otani is known for being A.
- 7:41SPEAKER_03: Only a pitcher.
- 7:42SPEAKER_03: B.
- 7:43SPEAKER_03: Only a hitter.
- 7:44SPEAKER_03: Or C a two-way player with a cleft chin.
- 7:48SPEAKER_03: And finally, D.
- 7:49SPEAKER_03: A coach.
- 7:50SPEAKER_03: The correct answer is The correct answer is C, a two-way player with a cleft chin.
- 7:58SPEAKER_03: And finally, question number three.
- 8:00SPEAKER_03: And the final question.
- 8:02SPEAKER_03: What unique dimple does Yoshinobu Yamamoto have on him?
- 8:07SPEAKER_03: A.
- 8:07SPEAKER_03: A chin dimple?
- 8:09SPEAKER_03: B Double cheek dimples.
- 8:11SPEAKER_03: C Indian whisker dimple or D back dimples?
- 8:16SPEAKER_03: The correct answer is C.
- 8:18SPEAKER_03: Indian slash whisker dimple.
- 8:22SPEAKER_03: So that's all for today's segment of the dimple spotlight.
- 8:26SPEAKER_03: But keep your eyes on the Dodgers this season because history might be in the making, as my man Rico says, one dimple at a time.
- 8:36SPEAKER_03: Now, as you know, I like to dedicate a song for every dimple spotlight.
- 8:41SPEAKER_03: And today is for the game of baseball.
- 8:44SPEAKER_03: But I must warn you, you will be bombing your head to this song.
- 8:49SPEAKER_03: 3, 2, 1.
- 8:52SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 8:55unknown: Yeah.
- 8:56SPEAKER_02: Baseball season back again.
- 9:00SPEAKER_02: This one goes out to every dimple player in the league.
- 9:05SPEAKER_02: The voice of it all.
- 9:07SPEAKER_02: Graceful Grady.
- 9:09SPEAKER_02: The dimple report.
- 9:11SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's right.
- 9:13SPEAKER_11: Opening day, here the crowd ignite.
- 9:15SPEAKER_11: Lets crack loud on the stadium lights.
- 9:18SPEAKER_11: From coast to coast, everything got dreams.
- 9:21SPEAKER_11: October visions in the scenes.
- 9:23SPEAKER_11: Out in LA, yeah, the spotlight stays.
- 9:26SPEAKER_11: Dodger blue in the championship haze.
- 9:29SPEAKER_11: Freddy Freeman with the swings go clean.
- 9:31SPEAKER_11: Fleft chin shining in the MVP scene.
- 9:34SPEAKER_11: Steady that first day before the grind.
- 9:36SPEAKER_11: Every touch day one over kind of tasting story.
- 9:45SPEAKER_11: Every squad got fight.
- 9:46SPEAKER_11: Every C D got stars.
- 9:48SPEAKER_11: And the five lights on the East Two Last Yeah, the energy bright.
- 9:52SPEAKER_11: Only one thing standing on the town.
- 9:56SPEAKER_11: Yeah, the channel.
- 9:59SPEAKER_11: Yeah, we see the base of the box.
- 10:04SPEAKER_11: Bring the base ball.
- 10:05SPEAKER_11: Dimples on the top.
- 10:10SPEAKER_11: See what the bathy found dimples that just find the nails to the place.
- 10:21SPEAKER_11: Blow when he stepped in place.
- 10:23SPEAKER_11: Oh we're watching the bath.
- 10:29SPEAKER_11: Yes, you're read the fine fat.
- 10:31SPEAKER_11: Every light with the lights, something but it is that's the bat, what do you do?
- 10:37SPEAKER_11: Yeah, it's got everything that five.
- 10:46SPEAKER_11: Yumma bottle on the mouth, yet the bullshit real tight.
- 10:50SPEAKER_11: When you dealin' that's stripe, fishing them power yet a balance to the beat.
- 10:54SPEAKER_11: That is getting wrong.
- 10:57SPEAKER_11: So the bitches got the face that we in the bitch got the competitive fast.
- 11:04SPEAKER_11: The whole scene, just the whole lead stacked with dimple dreams on the Oreos draw to the West Coast blow.
- 11:10SPEAKER_11: Different paths, but they all chasing gold.
- 11:12SPEAKER_11: One sixteen tool, and the story unfolds.
- 11:15SPEAKER_11: Only one champion, that's all but it's gold and it's gold.
- 11:20SPEAKER_11: Every single one, simple place gone, and every stun.
- 11:24SPEAKER_11: Every spot got a story being told.
- 11:26SPEAKER_11: Every swing chasing rings made of gold.
- 11:30SPEAKER_11: The sound of the staisy.
- 12:12SPEAKER_11: That's the legacy.
- 12:23SPEAKER_02: Dimples on the diamond.
- 12:25SPEAKER_02: And the story continues.
- 12:28SPEAKER_03: Alright, alright.
- 12:30SPEAKER_03: That was Dimples on the Diamond.
- 12:32SPEAKER_03: Showing love to players across the league today.
- 12:35SPEAKER_03: But now it's time to take it back.
- 12:38SPEAKER_03: Way back.
- 12:40SPEAKER_03: Welcome to the Dimple Drop segment.
- 12:43SPEAKER_03: This is where we highlight legends, icons, and timeless dimple greatness.
- 12:49SPEAKER_03: And today we're talking about one of the greatest to ever step onto the baseball field.
- 12:55SPEAKER_03: None other than Babe Ruth.
- 12:58SPEAKER_03: Now when you hear the name Babe Ruth, you think power, you think home runs, you think of a man who didn't just play baseball, he transformed it.
- 13:08SPEAKER_03: Nicknamed the Sultan of SWAT.
- 13:11SPEAKER_03: This man was baseball before baseball became what it is today.
- 13:15SPEAKER_03: But here's something special for me.
- 13:17SPEAKER_03: Babe Ruth was born in Baltimore.
- 13:21SPEAKER_03: That's right.
- 13:22SPEAKER_03: B-More, stand up.
- 13:24SPEAKER_03: Same roots, same city, same foundation.
- 13:28SPEAKER_03: And for all my Baltimore people listening, you already know that's a different kind of pride.
- 13:33SPEAKER_03: Now, of course, we gotta talk dimples.
- 13:36SPEAKER_03: Because Babe Ruth wasn't just swinging for the fences, he was doing it with a cleft chin.
- 13:42SPEAKER_03: That classic, strong, unmistakable feature, the kind that adds character, presence, and in his case, legendary status.
- 13:51SPEAKER_03: It's the exact same kind of dimple we see today on players like Freddie Freeman and Shohei Otani.
- 13:58SPEAKER_03: So when we talk dimple greatness in baseball, it didn't just start today, it goes all the way back to Babe Ruth.
- 14:07SPEAKER_03: 714 home runs, seven World Series titles, and a legacy that still echoes through every ballpark in America.
- 14:15SPEAKER_03: Babe Ruth wasn't just a player, he was a movement, a symbol of greatness, and yes, a proud representative of Dimple history.
- 14:23SPEAKER_03: From Baltimore beginnings to baseball immortality, Babe Ruth reminds us that greatness never fades.
- 14:30SPEAKER_03: And on the Dimple Report, we make sure the dimples never go unnoticed.
- 14:36SPEAKER_03: It's halftime, everyone, so you know what that means.
- 14:39SPEAKER_03: It's poetry reading time.
- 14:41SPEAKER_03: But first, this commercial break.
- 14:53SPEAKER_08: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the show.
- 14:58SPEAKER_08: Now it's dimple versus let the good vibes flow with graceful Granny on the mic so steady from the dimple report and the poetry's dimple ready.
- 15:20SPEAKER_03: Welcome back, Dimples Nation.
- 15:22SPEAKER_03: Let me grab my shades.
- 15:27SPEAKER_03: Dimples on the diamond, where legends are made.
- 15:32SPEAKER_03: From Baltimore roots to bright stadium shade.
- 15:36SPEAKER_03: A smile tells a story no stat sheet can prove.
- 15:41SPEAKER_03: And every great player, there's a dimpled groove.
- 16:09SPEAKER_09: Oh, darling, when you smile at me, there's a magic in the air.
- 16:24SPEAKER_09: Those little dimples on your cheeks.
- 16:31SPEAKER_09: I could follow anywhere that's sweet.
- 16:45SPEAKER_09: How it's still midnight.
- 17:01SPEAKER_09: Just push me.
- 17:18SPEAKER_09: So don't be late before.
- 18:20SPEAKER_03: This is where I recommend a TV show or film led by people with dimples.
- 18:26SPEAKER_03: Let's take it back to a classic 1976.
- 18:31SPEAKER_03: The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings.
- 18:36SPEAKER_03: This film is a celebration of baseball, charisma, and culture.
- 18:41SPEAKER_03: Just listen to this lineup.
- 18:42SPEAKER_03: You got Billy D.
- 18:43SPEAKER_03: Williams as the smooth and confident Bingo Long, bringing swagger both on and off the field.
- 18:50SPEAKER_03: Then there's James Earl Jones, delivering strength and presence with every single scene.
- 18:56SPEAKER_03: Just like his voice, powerful and unforgettable.
- 19:00SPEAKER_03: And of course, the electrifying Richard Pryor, who, by the way, had a cleft chin, bringing humor, heart, and that signature energy that can steal the show.
- 19:11SPEAKER_03: So understand, it's more than a baseball movie.
- 19:15SPEAKER_03: It's about freedom, showmanship, and rewriting the rules of the game.
- 19:19SPEAKER_03: And in true dimple report fashion, it reminds us that personality, presence, and yes, even a great smile can steal the show anywhere.
- 19:29SPEAKER_03: Stay with us.
- 19:30SPEAKER_03: Coming up next, everyone's favorite, my fantasy dimpled draftee.
- 19:38SPEAKER_10: Real cap shot.
- 19:41SPEAKER_10: Yo, yo, yo.
- 19:46SPEAKER_10: Yah yah yah ya.
- 19:48SPEAKER_10: Got them bugs, show them proud.
- 19:51SPEAKER_10: One dim bugs, say it loud.
- 19:54SPEAKER_10: Love them bugs, you be loud.
- 19:56SPEAKER_10: Under them boo the board.
- 19:58SPEAKER_10: Come see the law.
- 20:26SPEAKER_10: Where's my feel the show?
- 20:33SPEAKER_10: Where's my show?
- 20:47SPEAKER_03: Alright, we covered the legends.
- 20:49SPEAKER_03: We celebrated the culture.
- 20:51SPEAKER_03: Now it's time to build something of our own.
- 20:54SPEAKER_03: Welcome to my final segment called Fantasy Dimpled Draftees.
- 20:59SPEAKER_03: And with my pick, I'm going with Drumroll Please.
- 21:09SPEAKER_03: Bo Bichette of the New York Mets.
- 21:12SPEAKER_03: Bichette stepping into a major new role this season.
- 21:15SPEAKER_03: After years as a shortstop, the Mets have moved him over to third base, and that's been one of the biggest storylines coming into this season.
- 21:24SPEAKER_03: Bichette brings a proven bat to this lineup, a career hitter around 290 with over 100 home runs and all-star pedigree.
- 21:33SPEAKER_03: And the Mets, well, they didn't bring him in quietly.
- 21:36SPEAKER_03: He signed a three-year$126 million deal, showing they believe he can be the centerpiece of this new look roster.
- 21:45SPEAKER_03: And speaking of looks, Bobachet has a cleft chin.
- 21:49SPEAKER_03: So that's my pick.
- 21:50SPEAKER_03: And that wraps up today's lineup on the Dimple Report.
- 21:54SPEAKER_03: From dimples on the diamond to legends, culture, and the future of the game, we've covered it all.
- 22:00SPEAKER_05: We'll be right back.
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- 22:31SPEAKER_03: Alright, Dimples Nation, that's it for today's episode of the Dimple Report.
- 22:36SPEAKER_03: And I want to say again, thank you for supporting the movement.
- 22:40SPEAKER_03: And to please subscribe on your favorite platform.
- 22:43SPEAKER_03: Share the episode with someone who loves dimples.
- 22:46SPEAKER_03: And of course, check out thedimplestore.com, the official store of National Dimples Day.
- 22:53SPEAKER_03: And please use the promo code DIMPLES to get 15% off on your purchase or purchases.
- 23:00SPEAKER_03: With that said, remember, dimples are more than a trait.
- 23:05SPEAKER_03: They are a reason to celebrate.
- 23:08SPEAKER_03: Rico, take us out.
- 23:20SPEAKER_06: Thanks for listening to the Dimple Report.
- 23:22SPEAKER_06: Be sure to follow the show.
- 23:24SPEAKER_06: Visit us at national Dimplesday.com and let someone know that dimples are more than a trait.
- 23:31SPEAKER_06: They're a reason to celebrate.
- 23:33SPEAKER_06: Until next time, Dimples Nation, be proud of those dimples.