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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 11th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the resignature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show, I'm like, it's The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 4: Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody. Today is Tuesday.
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  Speaker 4: It is August the eleventh, twenty twenty sixth. We are
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  Speaker 4: the Woody Show. Yeah, twenty six, twenty sixth, not the
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  Speaker 4: twenty sixth. Yes, a twenty twenty he's six.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, not sixth.
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  Speaker 4: Idiots, It's it's early. It's a it's early in the week, guys,
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  Speaker 4: cray sell not fire on the field. Yeah, rough starts,
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  Speaker 4: rough start. My name is Weddy, that's Greg Gory. We
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  Speaker 4: got Menace is rat here, There is Seabanah, We've got Sammy.
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  Speaker 4: Jeff g is here. There's dumbass Tyler. We got von
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  Speaker 4: our video producer Bort is here. Menji's here. Phones are
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  Speaker 4: open eight seven seven forty four. Sent us a text
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  Speaker 4: over to two to nine eight seven. Actually we're looking
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  Speaker 4: for uh for you to hit us up. Teachers back
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  Speaker 4: to school time, and we know teachers love talking ish.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, huh.
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  Speaker 4: You like to talk about the maybe some of the
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  Speaker 4: other teachers, but really it's it comes down to like
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  Speaker 4: the kids, the parents and the administration. That's what teachers
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  Speaker 4: love the bitch about. And you can do it anonymously.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to give us your name. You don't
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  Speaker 4: got to tell us where you're at or anything else.
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  Speaker 4: I want to hear about the worst student, like that
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  Speaker 4: one kid that even today, it's like when you get
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  Speaker 4: sick on a food and you can't even look at
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  Speaker 4: it like that, the name comes up and it reminds
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  Speaker 4: you that kid. You're like, f that kid, right, Like,
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  Speaker 4: tell us what happened. You don't have to get again.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not looking for you to out this person. We're
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  Speaker 4: not trying to get you fired. We just want to
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  Speaker 4: hear the story about, like what was so bad about
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  Speaker 4: that particular student, what was so bad about that particular parent,
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  Speaker 4: or you know, whatever was going on. We want to
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  Speaker 4: hear your stories. You can give us a call eight
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  Speaker 4: seven seven forty four. What you can leave us an
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  Speaker 4: after hovers voicemail. You can send us a text over
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  Speaker 4: to two two ninety seven. If you know you got
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  Speaker 4: a good story to share and you want us to
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  Speaker 4: hit you back, you just say, like call or text me.
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  Speaker 4: Just say that over to two two nine eight seven
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  Speaker 4: and we'll hit you back. Because back to school time. Man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's over, kids, it's over time to time to go back.
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  Speaker 2: The crap person in school can also ruin a name
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  Speaker 2: for the rest of your life. Liked they both sucked
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  Speaker 2: and I.
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  Speaker 5: Hate the name or Greg. I don't know if this
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  Speaker 5: was your experience, but schools had thoughts about me because
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  Speaker 5: of my older sibling. Closer eye exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of set the bar for you, but it was
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  Speaker 4: easy to overachieve from whatever whatever he did.
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  Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, the bar was lost.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, wow, this grad's pretty well, she got sell exactly. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: you were there school. How about today in history, Menace.
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  Speaker 3: You're right, I love today and this is not super.
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  Speaker 4: Old time, but still it's long enough ago. It was
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  Speaker 4: today in nineteen ninety two, dare play that it was
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  Speaker 4: today in nineteen ninety two that the Mall of America,
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  Speaker 4: the biggest shopping mall in the United States, opened up
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  Speaker 4: there in Bloomington, Minnesota.
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  Speaker 5: Been there three times.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Menus is not a huge.
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  Speaker 3: Fan, No, because it's a lot of the same stores.
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  Speaker 3: Like there's like four different Lids stores.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because it's so big you want to put them
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  Speaker 5: in each wing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so like, oh, we do have a, we do
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  Speaker 4: have a location here, but it's going to take you
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  Speaker 4: seventeen minutes. Have you seen at the airports now and
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  Speaker 4: in even like some kind of concert venues and stadiums
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  Speaker 4: and things like that, it'll say, uh, men's room, five
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  Speaker 4: minute walk.
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  Speaker 5: I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 4: It's like like a five minute walk to a restaurant.
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  Speaker 5: I appreciate them.
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  Speaker 4: Telling us see that airports. I think that helps, But like,
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  Speaker 4: like why so far away? Like you think, don't say
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  Speaker 4: like an airport, maybe you can't go far from your gate,
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  Speaker 4: But like, you know what, before I become the annoying
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  Speaker 4: loser that Greg Haysey like the minute you sit on
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  Speaker 4: a plane, then you all of a sudden you got
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  Speaker 4: to go.
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  Speaker 6: I think I think they're helping you with just that choice.
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  Speaker 6: They're like, oh, it's five minutes to go to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 6: My plane leaves in twenty Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was just five and I was at the airport
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  Speaker 3: in Paris, and I'll say, like, next bathroom is eleven.
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  Speaker 4: Minute walk, right, I like the heads up. Let's see
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  Speaker 4: Today August eleventh, it is hip hop day, Jeff G.
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  Speaker 7: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: Today is also mountain Day.
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  Speaker 8: We love a mountain, right, guy shout out to mountains.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, what's your favorite mountain?
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  Speaker 5: Kelimanjaro, don't have one.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have a favorite magic mountains.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, magic mountain.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I like Mount Saint Helens.
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  Speaker 4: I like seeing mountains, I don't want to hike them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you know, skiing was always fun back when the back
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  Speaker 4: when I was built for skiing and you can do that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I used to ski enough. Really yeah, like when I
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  Speaker 4: was uh, I'd say, through my twenties. Yeah really yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't do the snowboarding thing. I tried, didn't enjoy
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  Speaker 4: it as much. You know why because I didn't go
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  Speaker 4: often enough to be able to really master the snowboarding thing.
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  Speaker 4: I had the ability to ski, which so that meant
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  Speaker 4: that was something I was able to do. So I
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  Speaker 4: just stuck with that.
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  Speaker 5: Well in just the stance you have to get I mean,
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  Speaker 5: like your your thighs are on fire for someboarding, I mean.
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  Speaker 3: You ski the Grand Tetons.
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  Speaker 7: I did not.
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  Speaker 4: No, I was mostly Mount Bachelor in central Oregon, like
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  Speaker 4: right outside of Bend Night. That was where I did
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  Speaker 4: most of that. Today, Menace and Sammy, it's National Align
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  Speaker 4: your Teeth Day. You have a VIC line. Now to
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  Speaker 4: some must not be listening to the podcast. I never listened.
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  Speaker 4: Spoiler alert, I never listened to the podcast. Yeah I did.
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  Speaker 6: It was all a massive kwinky dink. We just all
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  Speaker 6: happened to do it. I'm gonna have it way longer
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  Speaker 6: than they are. I've been having it like nine more months.
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  Speaker 4: And so none of you knew, Like you weren't aware
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  Speaker 4: the menace is do you weren't aware the you You
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  Speaker 4: weren't aware of either one.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Like as they were getting it and talking about
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  Speaker 6: I was like, oh crap, mine's it my appointments next month?
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  Speaker 5: This was their blood prick oath at the sleepover.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I'd be bringing this up because there's some
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  Speaker 3: people in the room that want to ask you a question,
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  Speaker 3: but they're afraid to ask.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not afraid. But what's that?
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  Speaker 2: I thought you got it too last I think it
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  Speaker 2: was early last week. I was just writing, waiting for
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  Speaker 2: the right time, because you had this glistening shine on
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  Speaker 2: your teeth, and that particular day you were kind of lisping,
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  Speaker 2: and I thought, did he get in visilin and he's not.
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  Speaker 4: Telling us show us your face?
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  Speaker 2: Interesting? Yeah, there was one day that you were very
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  Speaker 2: in visiliny. Really yeah, it was weird.
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  Speaker 4: I had braces as a kid, right and for not
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  Speaker 4: like how they have now or it seems like you
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  Speaker 4: have for like six months and you're done.
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  Speaker 5: Sammy's practically still.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah round, No, I don't have I don't have a
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  Speaker 4: vis Are you going to get in visi line? Do
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  Speaker 4: I need it?
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  Speaker 3: I think?
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  Speaker 4: Do my teeth?
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  Speaker 5: Look Jack, your teeth were shiny day plastic.
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  Speaker 3: As a friend, I will tell you that you may
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  Speaker 3: need in visil line maybe for like a month or two.
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  Speaker 3: Really what because I can see you from another angle
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  Speaker 3: than Gina and Greg, and I would say in the
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  Speaker 3: past year. I say, in the past year, your front
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  Speaker 3: tooth has had some separation right here?
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  Speaker 7: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, to watch the videos. Okay, it's slowly separated.
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  Speaker 3: But I think if you had in visil line for
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  Speaker 3: like two months, it will be gone.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care that much, especially at this point.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's gonna get bigger and bigger.
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  Speaker 6: It was not that your your dentist would be like, hey,
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  Speaker 6: you have your thought. Wouldn't they be telling you like.
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  Speaker 4: I would think, I mean they tell me about you know,
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  Speaker 4: all the other stuff. Oh yeah, that's love for dentists.
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  Speaker 4: Or they try to tell you the electric two brushes,
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  Speaker 4: they try to tell you, they sell you the teeth whitening.
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  Speaker 4: They tell you like like night guards. And I know,
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  Speaker 4: but I see this. I see the stuff they have,
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  Speaker 4: like little flyers and stuff around the office.
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  Speaker 5: Ask us about this financing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all that stuff. By the way, it's tay
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  Speaker 4: a national Foo Foo Day and its Son and Daughter
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  Speaker 4: Day today.
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  Speaker 3: Oh bab, what are you going to do with your
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  Speaker 3: daughter today?
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  Speaker 4: It was just her birthday. She's gotten plenty out of me.
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  Speaker 9: She's she's just good. Shown it's shiverday. We won't sit
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  Speaker 9: be it's shivery and you know, we don't do birthday.
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  Speaker 4: And let's start with the celebrities. Chris Hemsworth is celebrating
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  Speaker 4: your birthday today. It's a the number one podcaster as
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  Speaker 4: far as revenue, Fok said. Podcast Joe Rogan is fifty
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  Speaker 4: nine years old. You know, back in the news radio days,
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  Speaker 4: like when he was on that show, even like Fear Factor,
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  Speaker 4: when he first started doing that, you would have never
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  Speaker 4: thought that. You know, someday this guy he's going to
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  Speaker 4: be like such a you know, he's going to be
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  Speaker 4: such a like media influence starlink you know, like all
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  Speaker 4: the biggest politicians are going to wanna you know, be
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  Speaker 4: like He's going to have a forum where it's going
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  Speaker 4: to be a go to.
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  Speaker 5: Oh and speaking of that, I don't know if you
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  Speaker 5: guys saw the clip of that woman's Sage Steele. She
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  Speaker 5: was interviewing Dana White the whole interview, and her last question,
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  Speaker 5: I think it was the last question, was so what
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  Speaker 5: does Joe Rogan want to do with his life? And
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  Speaker 5: Dana goes, I don't know, wait, did you think I
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  Speaker 5: was Joe Rogan of the entire interview? And she's like,
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  Speaker 5: I was laughing.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know who Joe Rogan credits for helping him
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  Speaker 3: like get the idea?
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  Speaker 4: Tom Green?
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  Speaker 3: Tom Green?
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  Speaker 4: I saw that club. Tom Green did a show where
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  Speaker 4: it's like people can watch online and it's a real
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  Speaker 4: time interaction and he controlled his own you know, universe
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  Speaker 4: because it was just Tom Green doing himself and Rogan
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  Speaker 4: was on there. He's like, dude, this is super cool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you mean like so like so people are watching this
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  Speaker 4: right now and I can interact and he's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you're like all right, that's cool, and then started whatever
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  Speaker 4: he did and has made it super huge. Love More
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  Speaker 4: hate him, love more hatem.
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  Speaker 2: He is what he is.
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  Speaker 4: Joe Rogan's fifty nine and a Gun. It was in
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  Speaker 4: Breaking Bad Skyler wide Uh fifty eight years old day.
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  Speaker 4: Viola Davis, the Oscar winning actress is sixty one. Steve Wasneyakt,
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  Speaker 4: the co founder of Apple is seventy six. Ben Gibberd
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  Speaker 4: from Death Cab Forecuity, the lead singer for Death Cab
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  Speaker 4: for Cutie. He's fifty today and today's part of birthday.
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  Speaker 4: It's a birthday boy, Danny Dong, and he has seen
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  Speaker 4: more o's in a Box of Cheerios one thousand, six
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  Speaker 4: ninety films, including a Deep Anal Diving Nice. He was
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  Speaker 4: in Cucking Real Estate Agents Volume one, Manifest in My Mouth,
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  Speaker 4: also Hunting the Wild Squorter Volume one. Oh he was
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  Speaker 4: if he was awesome and and Naughty spongebath party driving
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  Speaker 4: her to the de appointment. Also ditch your date and
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  Speaker 4: suck the server. Yet do that and then who can
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  Speaker 4: forget her his unforgettab roll in. She slid into my DM,
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  Speaker 4: so I slid into her.
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  Speaker 5: It's only fair.
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  Speaker 4: That's Danny Dong who's thirty nine years old today, and
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  Speaker 4: that is your born a birthday and your celebrity birthdays.
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  Speaker 4: You're on The Woody Show. We'll take a quick break.
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  Speaker 4: We've got some more wooie show for you. Next hang
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  Speaker 4: on sity more next show.
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  Speaker 3: Do you live in or around Dallas, Texas? What's going on? Everybody?
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  Speaker 3: It's Menace.
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  Speaker 10: I'm gonna be in Addison, Texas, August twenty second at
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  Speaker 10: Lazy Dog Restaurant from noon to two pm doing a
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  Speaker 10: listener meetup.
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  Speaker 3: I'll have giveaways and more.
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  Speaker 10: But I would love to see you there Saturday, August
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  Speaker 10: twenty second. If I can make this successful, that means
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  Speaker 10: we're gonna be in Dallas a lot more so if
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  Speaker 10: you're nearby, please stop on by Addison, Texas, Lazy Dog Restaurant,
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  Speaker 10: August twenty second, Saturday, from noon to two pm.
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  Speaker 3: Can't wait to see you there. In the meantime, enjoy
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  Speaker 3: the Woody Show podcast. Like Morgan, didn't you put blow
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  Speaker 3: your back out in Asia?
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  Speaker 8: Ye?
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  Speaker 4: Like by show? All right, well we are into another
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  Speaker 4: new hour. I'm onding that's Greg Gory right there, Menace
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  Speaker 4: right thar? What is up?
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  Speaker 3: High?
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  Speaker 4: And the Jena grad right bar Hi, she's got the
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  Speaker 4: trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the powerball jackpot is now up to nine hundred
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  Speaker 5: and seventy five million dollars after nobody won last night's drawing,
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  Speaker 5: and it's still holding strong as the eighth largest jackpot
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  Speaker 5: in history. But even though nobody hit the big jackpot,
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  Speaker 5: there was still a couple of winners. One tickets sold
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  Speaker 5: in Tennessee matched all five numbers and use the power
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  Speaker 5: play to win two million bucks. We'll ticket sold in
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  Speaker 5: California and marilynd each won a million. Not bad. The
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  Speaker 5: next drawing is tomorrow night, so if you're finally ready
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  Speaker 5: to get in on the action, you still don't know this.
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  Speaker 5: Powerbell drawings are held every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday nights.
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  Speaker 4: I'm surprised that Greg, you don't buy lottery tickets. This
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  Speaker 4: seems like something because Greg man his dream is to.
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  Speaker 7: Just be.
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  Speaker 2: Disappear.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so like just for the off chance, right, conversation
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  Speaker 4: with a with a with a co worker about buying Powerball,
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  Speaker 4: and Greg's like, I never you never said I never
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  Speaker 4: once bought one.
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  Speaker 2: No, I've bought a Boughton, I've bought scratchers before, never
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  Speaker 2: win the I hate to say this because the power
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  Speaker 2: Ball and then the Mega millions they confuse me. I
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  Speaker 2: don't get it. Why.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, you just a quick pick anyway, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I guess I would. But when you get these billion
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  Speaker 4: dollars close to billion dollar jackpots, people just go in there,
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  Speaker 4: they go give me, you know, ten quick picks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. It's just always seemed confusing. I
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  Speaker 2: can never keep track of what days they're on. Dude,
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  Speaker 2: somebody somebody won big. What was the what was the
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  Speaker 2: card that somebody found domas Tyler?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, someone hit the Cooper flag debut redemption auto patch
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  Speaker 11: and there's already a bounty on it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, say it again, Say it again.
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  Speaker 11: So it's a Cooper flag. Just say what it is?
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  Speaker 11: Just like you said before, Cooper flag one of one,
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  Speaker 11: debut auto redemption auto redemption.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so Cooper flag some sort of.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, what a person a person for what? What sport?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Baseball? Basketball? Basketball?
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  Speaker 2: Right, That's what I said. And then so Cooper flag,
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  Speaker 2: so one of one obviously is just the only card
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  Speaker 2: in existence. And what was the other redemption patch?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's a debut redemption pat.
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  Speaker 2: Debut redemption patch. Is that a piece of his jersey
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  Speaker 2: that's to the back of the car. Okay, okay, and
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  Speaker 2: then it's probably autographed.
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead, Tyler d Cood.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, so you're pretty much on the right track. It
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  Speaker 11: is autographed. The only thing is that with it being
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  Speaker 11: a redemption, so tops has the actual card over their head. Right,
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  Speaker 11: you send in the redemption, then you get the car.
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  Speaker 4: So we just learned that the other day. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: how much is that worth?
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  Speaker 11: There is a bounty on it for at least three
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  Speaker 11: million dollars. So people who really really want the card,
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  Speaker 11: but they know that they have probably no shot of
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  Speaker 11: getting it. Like these really rich people, they're like, hey,
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  Speaker 11: whoever finds it, I'll pay them.
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  Speaker 4: And it's okay, So it's a offer. Yeah, they just
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  Speaker 4: got the word willing to give you. Yeah, it's like
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  Speaker 4: rukassault Stad. It's like you know, Rucas, she wants to
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  Speaker 4: go to the chocolate factory and so like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: rich Daddy is going to get it for and just
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  Speaker 4: you know what you name.
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  Speaker 5: Your prize exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then god, my question, man, you hear about
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  Speaker 4: this or these other cards. You know, the people are
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  Speaker 4: paying big money for the people's memorabilia Darth Vader's lightsaber.
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  Speaker 4: How much money do people have for this craft? Always
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  Speaker 4: wonder because you got to figure, like you see, like
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  Speaker 4: these houses that are twenty million dollars, like you can
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: only have so many of those because the pool of
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: people available on the planet could who could potentially even
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: want it, And that's that's worldwide. And then you have,
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: you know, that house that's in this particular so they
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: would have to be in this area. That kind of money, right,
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: like the card thing, I mean, you know whatever, it's
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: not a piece of property. I mean it is property,
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: but like you know, you ship that or have that anywhere,
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: no matter where you live. But like, man, there's so
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: much money for the dumbest stuff. Yeah, I always.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: Speaking of which a video game store in Wisconsin, they
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: made a pretty insane discovery nearly one hundred copies of
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: an unknown version of Super Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: And that's why did you say it's so deliberately as I.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Was trying to say it correctly, has been sitting in
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: their storage just forgotten about for years. So the store
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: owner bought this box about three years ago from a
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: guy who had kept it untouched in his garage for
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: thirty years, and the dudes at the store eventually found
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: the box behind some Halloween decorations and opened it after
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: a video game expert said, you know, you might have
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: something in there.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: So the question I've saw it was the combo Remember
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: the combo cartridge with Super Mario Brothers in Duck Hunt. Yeah,
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: it came with the castle. Yeah, like I felt like
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: everybody had this house is so rare.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: They did, and that's that's a great question. So it
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: was super common. But this one had different labels, different parts,
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: a different manual than all the ones we got as kids.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: The pounh put a bounty.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: There was one hundred of them found together, sitting completely untouched.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: They got perfect grades. So several cartridges have gotten perfect
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: PSA scores, which has never happened with an nes game.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: And three of the newly discovered cartridges are supposed to
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: be auctioned on Friday, So the fact they were found
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: almogether doesn't say you'll find out. And here's the latest
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: on that seven point four earthquake that hit Columbia. At
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: least one hundred and thirty two people have been killed
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: eighty seven injured. Rescue crews are still searching for survivors,
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: with more than fourteen hundred people reported missing. More than
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: twenty aftershocks have happened since the initial earthquake, and that's
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: slowing down recovery and freaking everyone out thinking it's another
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: big quake, So very scary.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Moostra dumbass is getting credit for that. By the y Yeah,
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I've seen a lot of people because Menace had said
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: that he's forty eight hours. Yeah, there was gonna be
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: a major earthquake, and there it is. I don't feel
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: anything right now.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Oh thank god. Well, there's also some new info about
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: that boat that cabsized in New York. So the owner
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: of that boat was officially charged for operating without proper
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: coastcard certification or inspection paperwork. He's out on bail, by
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: the way, killed two people, including a five month old baby.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: Investigators say that the baby wasn't wearing a life jacket
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: because there wasn't even an infant sized flotation device on board.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: So how is he out on bail?
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: That's my question.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Everybody's out on bail.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: Crazy. And the month of July is the hottest month
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: on record, dating all the way back to when record
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: started being capped in eighteen ninety five.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: OW.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: The previous record holder was July nineteen thirty six, and
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: it's not over yet. The heat is expected to continue
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: through August and well into September.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: All for the global warming. Absolutely, please let me go
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: to hell Afel you. So I looked up how much
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: they're expecting these things to go for.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they I didn't have that.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Somewhere around one hundred and fifty thousand, good God for
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: each yeah, each game, each cartridge, So you got to
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: have that.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but these three are getting auctioned. These must be
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: the best of the best. Now, imagine you're on this
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: flight and this happens to you. Okay, an entire plane
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: full of people are on their way to Toronto and
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: they have to go back to the gate because some
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: little kid refuses to sit down and buckle their seat
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: belt for takeoff. So the crew, the kids parents, they
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: tried everything to get this little demon strapped in, but
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: nothing worked.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: They did not try.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: I mean, I imagine and they well buckle and then
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: he unbuckles it.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Well, they are able to restrain drunk, full grown men. Yeah,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I saw there was just some guy that was acting up.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: I'd forget where it was, and he's yelling and screaming.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: But they have the door. They have him like zip
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: tied to the seat. Yeah. Yeah, it's the way you
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: could do it. You can't tell me you were overpowered
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: by it everything.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Pick the kid up and put him down.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: He didn't want to do it, it was it looks
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: it's a bad luck.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Strap get down.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: What's up with the parents?
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Okay, we'll check this out. The delay dragged on so
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: long they canceled the flight. Everybody got off the plane.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: They were stuck overnight, and they all ended up on
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: a rescheduled flight. But no word if this little monster
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: and his parents got on that one.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: That's on why they spend so much time arguing back
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: and forth that you'd be like, hey, look, this is
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: your last warning. You gotta get this kid in the seat,
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: in the seat belt, getting ejected from the plane, or
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: we're going back to the gate right now, turn around,
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: go back to the gate. You could be there for
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: ten minutes. Let them off. Yeah exactly, Like take family
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: and the kids off the plane and then you could
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: just taxi back out, take off on with your day.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Why they spend so much time to where now they
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: probably have like a crew time issue, which is why
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: they had to cancel the flight, because the crew can
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: only be working there for so many hours or whatever
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: it is. They weren't going to be able to meet
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: that restriction. You know why you waste so much time
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: doing that. Now you have a whole plane full of
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: people that you have to accommodate.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: I have a thought on that. This is completely based
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: on just nothing. This is this is not part of
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: the news report. My guess is this is optics because
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: perhaps the child had some developmental issues and it looks so,
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: but that's they It doesn't want whatever airline it was,
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: American Airlines, boots crate.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: And put them under the plane. Yeah, that sounds larger
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: dogs and so like we're always so sensitive to you know,
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: animals and those kind of things.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: We don't want them under the plane.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Whatever, Like there's no less love. It's just got to
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: you just don't got to deal with them. You put
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: them in the little the little crate and put them
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: under the plane and sit there with the luggage. Right,
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: just put a put one of Gina's air tags in there.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, this was a little kid.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: And they say they cried everything.
• 22:07
  Speaker 12: Yeah, liars, And at what parent do you just sacrifice
• 22:12
  Speaker 12: yourself and say we're leaving, We're sorry, we're leaving our revolition,
• 22:16
  Speaker 12: but couldn't be done.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: But they would know this.
• 22:19
  Speaker 13: Putting a kid in a car seat, he wouldn't stay
• 22:21
  Speaker 13: strapped in, like I know kids, So you need to
• 22:23
  Speaker 13: put a T shirt on them and safety pin them
• 22:25
  Speaker 13: to their car seat because they can climb out or whatever.
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: Like.
• 22:28
  Speaker 13: The parents should know how to restrain their kid at
• 22:30
  Speaker 13: this point, even if they're.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Wildly Bring a trank dart, you know, like a little
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: blow dart. Yeah, and then right in the neck.
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Haven't they ever heard of dreams?
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Awesome?
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Don't you just give kids drama?
• 22:43
  Speaker 14: Mean?
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Or just don't why with this kid?
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Don't you have any up there?
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Thank you?
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: Exactly? Just pour one of those down this kid's throat.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Or do what my dad did. You go nose to
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: nose and you say, you ship right now, Greg's dad did,
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: and you belt him across the face. And then when
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: he's bleeding, you go, I see that. And then the
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: kid is in shock and he's sitting down.
• 23:06
  Speaker 15: Yeah, stares at the seat in front of them, to
• 23:09
  Speaker 15: the rest of.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: The plane takes off.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah done, easy see.
• 23:12
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: These are probably the same types of parents that after
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: the kid has a tantrum. They respond with, look, what
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: do you want? Ice cream? Do you want toy?
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Do you want to your neighbors?
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: Greg?
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you want to go a pat, a dog
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: or the best? We'll wait until you're done.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, all three hundred and fifty people on
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: this flight. We'll wait till you're done.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Teddy Moore the actress who played Miss Shields in the
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Christmas classic A Christmas Story. She has died at seventy
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: nine years. Love the Canadian actors and Sammy has a
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: special Please please please Sammy, you have a special connection
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: to her, whether you know it or not. The Canadian actress.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: She died at her home in Ontario. She was surrounded
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: by her family. Now More had a long career in
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: movies and TV, of course, best known for playing Raffley's
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: teacher in A Christmas Story, but she return to Miss
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Shields in the nineteen ninety four sequel My Summer Story,
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: which I never saw and can did anyone even hear
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: of that?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: No?
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: I don't remember that.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: No, I know they did that new one. Yeah, A
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Christmas Story.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: And she continued acting for decades, with her final role Sammy,
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: which I'm sure you've seen in a twenty seventeen Hallmark
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Christmas movie. Oh so, I'm shocked that you just don't
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: have that at the right. I know I shouldn't, I
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: should check that.
• 24:24
  Speaker 13: But and I will say, when I watch a Christmas
• 24:26
  Speaker 13: Story recently, and I watched her in it, to find
• 24:30
  Speaker 13: out that in that role she was actually.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Younger than I am now made me very sad. She's
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: supposed to be an old bitty she was like thirty
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: two in that. I'm sane.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: So I was just in Cleveland, and twenty minutes from
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: the hotel I was at was the Christmas Story.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Hell did you go?
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: I didn't go. It's one of my favorite movies of
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: all time. I was just too too many other things
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: going on for the thing, the reason that the purpose
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: that I was there for. But a couple of people
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: did go over there, like they got in a day earlier,
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: and they went over there are and Tim Virgin When
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: out there, I got a bunch of pictures and stuff.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: It looks cool. I can't imagine why it'd ever be
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: in Cleveland again. Yeah, you know, I wouldn't go there, just,
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: you know, with the sole purpose of going to the
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: summer to go to the Christmas story house. But it
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: does look cool. So if you do find yourself in Cleveland,
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: it looked like it was a pretty cool You know what, it's.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: So weird that we're talking about all this. Look what
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: I wrote down yesterday. Look at this code. Okay, you
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: know what this code is?
• 25:26
  Speaker 11: No?
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know?
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Can I guess it?
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Say?
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: It's like twelve dash.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Yep, I don't know why you wrote it down to
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: dash eight? Does it mean drink more ovaltine?
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: The Dakota ring?
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Why so we what is that?
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: It's the Dakota Like?
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: What were you doing with that?
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I was like writing a note. I was like, oh,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: what's the what's the code for a drinking ovaltine? So
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: I wrote it down?
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: You remembered it?
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: No?
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: I looked it up and I just wrote it down.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: And then the lady died, that's weird.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: He wrote it down and then took a picture of
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: what you just wrote down.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I wanted to see if the if a
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: I could figure out what the code?
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Didn't figure it out?
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Uh no, but if I copied and paste the code
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: into Google, I did, but the AI photo didn't figure
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: it out.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: Okay, I was not expecting this conversation.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: You really are a stone.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's how high were you.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: At the same time.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: All right, well that's what's going on.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: I thank you very much, jin Grad. This this story
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: about Press Hilton, it's just weird, you know. I didn't,
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: uh did anybody see the video?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I saw it like minutes after it happened. It's one
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I just thow that he was like cutting right.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he had like a super sharp blade that he
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: just he just kept on cutting himself and cling himself
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: a loser, like over like his chest, all over his body,
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: his whole body was his covered.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: He lost a lot of blood. Yeah, yeah, that's what
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: I heard. I don't I don't really know much about
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: the guy. I just remember he was the guy for
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: the longest time that had the website. He would just
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: draw penises on people's face.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: I was pretty brutal on people.
• 27:15
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think a day went by that I
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: didn't look at a site back in the day.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Really, yeah, every day.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: I was never like really a fan of it.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: He was kind of pre he was pre TMZ though,
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Wasn't he like what he was super big and then
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: later TMZ became big like he was. He was more
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: famous before TMZ became famous. Is that right? My timeline
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: right on that TMZ might have been around, but it wasn't.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: He was the go to kind of this.
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: He was around before a year before.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like the first big of all those
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: like kind of celebrity got the bas talking trash celebrity blogger. Yeah.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: And when you know when people are like, oh, it's
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: the wild West, but talk about the wild West, I
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: mean like shots of minors half naked and you know,
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: you just put that stuff online.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: And Greg, what's his net worth? I figured you would
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: have looked it up.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I will look that up right now, I know, but
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I know, I know. Now he's uh, you know, claiming
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: that he's in financial distress anywhere they estimate this sounds
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: way off three to twenty but there's no way.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: He moved from California to Vegas and then to Florida.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Florida and now Lata says three million, But I don't
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: buy it because by what that it's as much as
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: three million, Because he Perez himself has been saying that.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: One of the reasons that has led to his mental
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: brank dot breakdown is his financial stress, and that's why
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: he has moved around so much.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Dogging people is like, not, I don't know nucrative anymore.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Well, it was it was back then. Made him have changed, right,
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: so does guy speaking of which he's not getting any
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: sympathy from this too. This guy's name is Scott Nathan.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: I think, oh, you know who this is?
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Follow him on Instagram?
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Oh you do? You follow him?
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, I just this just kind of randomly popped up.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: And again I don't I don't know a ton about
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Perez Hilton, so I can't speak to him as a
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: person or anything else. All I know is what I
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: just told you is that he used to draw pictures
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: of penises on people's face, right, and had celebrity gossip news.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: I was never really into because I'm not a big
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: celebrity person. I don't really care about celebristuff essentially like TMZ. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: but this, uh, this Scott Nathan guy, I guess did
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: some work with uh with Perez over the years, and
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: he's got an opinion on this whole Perez Hilton situation.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Perez Hilton, I worked with the guy, and I can
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: tell you from personal experience. He was a first class ahole.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: He wasn't misunderstood. He was not a brave independent journalist
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: speaking truth to power. He was a nasty, fat, mean
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: gay guy named Mario Lavendera. And I know exactly what
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: his brand was because I watched it from the front row.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: His entire business model was built on other people's humiliations,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: celebrity addictions, their divorces, their breakdowns. They're bad photographs, their relationships,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: their bodies. There are mistakes, their worst effing moments.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: He drew on the.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Faces of miners. He turned other people's pain into content,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: and content into millions of dollars. And now suddenly he
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: wants privacy, he wants boundaries, he wants empathy. Well, you'll
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: forgive me if I tell you to go after yourself.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not even sure I believe him.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I think it was all for attention. He slid from relevancy,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: he got in over his head financially, and he made
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: a move. That's what I think.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, well, yeah, all's fair.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: I mean he really talked about everywhere.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: So I don't disagree with anything that guy said, except
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: for one thing. I haven't heard Perez himself say that
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: he wants privacy. I know his family says that I
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: want privacy. So I'll give him at least that one thing.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's fair.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Because I don't think has made any sort of statement
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: he can. But also fair also fair to say, like
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: if let's say, let's say what he did was another celebrity.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Oh and Perez was the guy with all the website
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: stuff at that time, like he would have been, and
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: he would have been crucifying whoever the.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Person is, and he would say it was all for attention.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: Well, and he would have taken a screenshot of the
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: dude cutting himself and written something ridiculous over at the face.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: He would have been cutting himself with a penis or
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: something right meltown.
• 31:36
  Speaker 13: Even if he did this for attention, he's still insane.
• 31:39
  Speaker 13: To do that for attention is crazy.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, of course. Anyway, this dude went on
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: and he told a story about seeing Perez Hilton out
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: with with Katy Perry.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Now, the second time I crossed paths with Perez Hilton,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: it was at a show at the Roxy Theater. He
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: was with Katy Perry and they were both loaded. Katy
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Perry pulled me into their booth by my belt loop
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: and said, hey, Nathan, you know As And I said, yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Press goes. Oh you know me?
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: You know me?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: And I said, yeah, I shot your for TV guy yea.
• 32:07
  Speaker 14: As.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: He said, oh how was I?
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: And I said, honestly, you're the second biggest dick I've
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: ever worked with. And he cackled, and he said who
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: was the first?
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: And all right, so who let's take a guest around
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: the room. Who you are? You're you're out, So take
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: a guess of pres Hilton is the biggest dick.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: This guy said, the second biggest dick.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: So no, not even at the time, but just like
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: of all the people that you know, well if he
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: but he's having that conversation in that in that time
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: period that era.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, one kind of hint.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: All right, so this is he was he was shooting
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: a cover.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so as a photographer, he said that guy President
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: is such a dick. I'm just the second biggest dick. Though,
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say, j.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Lo solid guess Morrissey, I'll say, I don't know why.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Charlie Sheen, Charlie.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Sheen, all right, here's what he said, I've ever worked
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: with And he cackled, and he's said, who was the first?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: And I said, Christina Aguilera, whoa?
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: I heard she sucksult Yeah, like I've heard it. Never
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: a personal interaction with her of any kind. I've just
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: heard a lot of that. Same story says I wanted
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Jayla to be a cool person. I like a lot
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: of her. You know, she seems like she could be cool,
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: but apparently she is. It's like Ellen de Generes. You
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: wanted Ellen to be cool, and she's just not.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I met Christina Aguilera on her nineteenth birthday. She was cool,
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: but that's it.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: And he cackled and he said who was the first?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: And I said, Christina Aguilera. And let me tell you something.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: He effing loved it. He was delighted. And that little
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: story kind of tell you everything. Because when his cruelty
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: was coming out of his mouth and landing on someone else,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: it was entertainment. But now the spotlights pointed back on him,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Suddenly everybody needs to be kind. I'm not saying Perez
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Hilton ented cruelty on the internet. I'm saying he had
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: an extremely successful career weaponizing it and for twenty years,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: celebrities were expected to take it, smile for the cameras,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: and shut the f up. Now he's asking everyone to
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: respect his privacy.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fair enough. I've had this debate for decades.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: You have a product like a tabloid or a Perez
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Hilton website, and it makes millions because people are buying it.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: And then everybody says, oh, the tabloids are so bad,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: but you're still buying. You're the one consuming it, right.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: We create this demand for something that we say is
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: so terrible, and it's still being bought, you know, because
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: you can't look away. Yeah, yeah, exactly, And especially if
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: it's a website, it's so easy to just go to
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: the website and look at something.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Oh this is so bad, I can't Yeah, Like when
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: people are going in for that third piece of cake? Yeah,
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: do you believe this is terrible? I shouldn't be doing this.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Everybody checked.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Then you're still eating. You know that you're saying that
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: out loud, but you're still putting it in your mouth.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: And you're a big fan woody of Schodenfreud. When bad
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: things happen to people that you think deserve them them, yeah,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: and there's so much shot in freud in celebrity news
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: because you think, oh, look at that that celebrity was
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: so happy. Now they're getting divorced, they just got in
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: a car crashing.
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: And stuff was rooted in jealousy though they deserve to
• 35:12
  Speaker 8: be taken down a peg totally.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Is That's how like ass has looked at now anybody's
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: got anything more than you've got. There's a lot of that.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: People love seeing, you know, people who have more than
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: they do go through something exactly horrible. People love to
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: see celebrities going through hard times and that's all and
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: that's all about them, that it is about the person
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: that they're they're focused on. Yeh, yeah, it's it's their
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: own insecurities and shortcomings and how they feel like a failure.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: This person who's successful clearly isn't a failure. There may
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: be a dick, but they're not. They're not They're not
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: a failure. And then you feel like a failure because
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: you somehow didn't you know.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: You didn't live up.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: There's a quote I saw yesterday. I think it's from
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: the creator of Rick and Morty. You said something to
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: the audience like something like, I don't care if you
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: boom me. I've seen who you clap for and I
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: thought that was a great line.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, true, Yeah, yeah, I love that too. All right, anyway,
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: quick break, We'll come back more Woody shows next eight
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can send us a
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: text over to two two nine eight seven.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: I think I finally don't give an.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: F This is what we've been saying.
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: Show.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: Gina mentioned in the news headlines that flight that end
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: up going back to the gate and then end up
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: getting canceled and everbody had to get rebooked because there
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: was a kid who wouldn't sit down, bundle in on. Yeah,
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: and they're like, oh, we did everything. Well did you
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: try beating the crap out of them? Or did you
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: even try beating him unconscious? Just keep checking, Yeah you didn't.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: You didn't try that.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Yet another reason we need propofol airways.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: I mean, kids just get away with murder. Dude. How
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: do you think, uh, how do you think this mom
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: did with handling this situation? Mom in Colorado here was
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: refusing to take his back to school picture. He was
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: throwing a fit on the way to school and she
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: was getting annoyed by it, so she turned to the
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: cops for help. Oh god, she saw one on the
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: way to school, told the officer about the problem, and
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: and so he ended up getting behind them in the
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: car and turning the lights on, pulling them over. Took
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: the kid out and quote arrested him handcuffs and all
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: told him that refusing your mom from you know, the
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: back to school picture, that was against the law and
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: that they needed to go through with it. And the
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: kid eventually took his school pictures.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, I mean.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: You tried just beating the snot out of waste of resource.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: That was the answer. That was the answer for everything.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: If we were kids like you didn't get away with
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: that stuff. Man, like you told your parents know that
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: you weren't going to do something crazy.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: That wasn't an option.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: I just had to have this conversation with my daughter yesterday,
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Like my uh, my wife had bought it was a
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: gift card for one of my daughter's friends for her birthday,
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: and there was an issue with the gift card. It
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: wasn't working right. So my my wife felt awful, uh,
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: went and got her another gift card and then an
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: extra what are those things the squishies whatever? This is
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: like a stick of butter.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we have it, but the kids love these.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: But these are big with these stupid kids, He's like
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: squitchy things, easy to please. And my wife goes, hey,
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: can you run it over to their house? They're they're
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: going to go out to dinner, but please run it
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: over the house. And she said, no, I'm not doing
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: and it was because she wanted to keep the butter.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Why why are we giving It's.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Like, this is her gift card.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and now my daughter already has butter. She's got
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: a big block of cheese, squishy, and I believe she
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: he also has the butter, Like, so why wouldn't you
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: want the other friend to have the butter and the
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: gift card? Like she already knew about that. And my
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: wife goes, who do you think you are telling me no?
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: And she ended a fair question refusing to do it,
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: And then by the time she finally went over to
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: do it, they were gone. They had gone, you know,
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: for dinner. As my wife had said, hey, get this
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: over there before. And so I am constantly being asked
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: for things. I want to go here, I want to
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: do this. Can we go look at whatever at the
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: store that I want to see? Hey, can I just
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: you know, while we're over here, can I can I
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: go look in Sephora? You know I'm supposed to get
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: what about you? I don't need anything in Sephora. Then
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: now this, I'm taking my time. I said, you seem
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: to ask for a lot of stuff and there's not
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: a lot of.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: Give no, except for lipa.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: And the fact that like, okay, so my wife is
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: taking her and her friend. This is a different friend
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: to the Benson Boone concert who my daughter is obsessed with. Right,
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: And I went through all I said, Hey, you know,
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I said, I went through Uh, you know, I called
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: in some favors to get you these tickets to go
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: to this concert. Why am I going through all these things?
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: You can't do a simple thing like bring a birthday
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: gift over to your friend. These kids are dicks, which
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: you should want to do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And so
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: I mean she's she's fourteen, So we're kind of beyond
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: the whole like being able just to you know, spanker
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: or whatever.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: But you said something one time that stuck with me
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: that I started implementing and.
• 40:27
  Speaker 8: I love it. It works, Yeah, which is what we
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: what we did in this situation to say it. Yeah,
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: So I said, you know, I said, it would sure
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: be a shame if you know, I just quit on
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: my effort to get these tickets in your hand for
• 40:40
  Speaker 8: this concert, or your mom refused to take you to
• 40:42
  Speaker 8: your you know whatever activity. I said, until you start
• 40:45
  Speaker 8: doing things like we're not going to do anything, but
• 40:48
  Speaker 8: you don't have to in the moment.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: And this is the advice that this.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Is the part I like.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: I think too many times I saw my wife doing
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: this where you're mad. You're mad in the moment at
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: whatever's going on with kid, and you go all right, well,
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: and you start taking things right, well, give me your phone,
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: I'm taking no video games, no going outside, You're not
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: going to that birthday party, and you're ground up for
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: the rest of it. You start just throwing things out
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: there because you're trying to get that reaction from them.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: They go, no, well, this is what I've been asking
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: to do. And because these kids are smart, they call
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: your bluff. They go, well, I didn't want to really
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: go to the party anyway. Whatever they'll say, whether that's
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: true or not. And so I said, here, this is
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: the move that I did. I go, all right, it's
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: happened here with people who have worked on the show,
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: where it's like, hey, you know, this is what's needed,
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: and they go, I'm not doing that. I go all right,
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: and that's all you have to say. In the moment,
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: I have a feeling you'll change your mind, and that's
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: all you have to say. You don't start throwing out
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: like what you're gonna do or whatever. You go all right, fine,
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: you've made your decision. The next time they ask you
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: for something or they need to something and they want
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: to go do something, you go, no, we're not doing that.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: Why why what?
• 41:57
  Speaker 14: Hey?
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: Remember yesterday when I told you to go take the
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: goddamn trash, you know, cans out or whatever, because that's
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: your that's your job that you're schreing. And you told me, no,
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: I'm not doing it. Well, I guess what that works
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: both ways. I'm not doing it now. You can also
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: choose to whatever they're asking for, give it on that
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: one because you know something else is coming up or whatever,
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: and you'll wait for them to say, oh, well it's
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: time to go to the party. Oh no, we're not
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: going to that party. You remember two days ago?
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: So you delay it, yes, and make it a surprise.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, you're waiting in the grass.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: You don't need to throw all you don't need to
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: throw out all the consequences and stuff and whatever in
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: the moment, like you don't answer to kids.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but are the kids tomor enough to even realize
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: what you're doing?
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah they are. But she's fourteen, my son's seventeen.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Cool because I go, hey, remember, uh, remember the other
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: day when I asked you to like help your mom.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: You know, you're gonna have to get up early because
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: the dog was going in before her surgery and they
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: had to go do like the the pretests or whatever whatever,
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: and uh, you know her, she's got an injured leg.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: So I asked you to help put the eighty pound
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: dog in the back of the car because you can't
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: jump up on her own. And you were all like,
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: you know, mad and saying that you weren't going to
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: do it because that was quote too early. Remember that?
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: Remember that? Yeah, well I remember that. Well, guess who
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: just doesn't feel like taking you the hockey? You're not
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: going And that's how that worked.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: That's what you even coming from.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Because their kids kids are anything.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: That's how it works. Kids are dicks.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Where did your daughter learn to be stubborn. I don't know.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: It's weird, yeah.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: Because it's all about like they don't feel like they
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: have control over anything. So it's just like take, take, take,
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: what can I get with it?
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: But I knew even you know whatever, And I was,
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: you know, a kid, and you do things that your
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: parents don't ask really know about. But when you're when
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: like my mom or my stepdad or whatever, you knew
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: it was serious and you got that tone and it
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: got done. I ma a bitch about it or what?
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: But I did it, Like fine, yeah, and I would
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: just go do it. I wouldn't just straight up refuse
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: and then sit there and not actually do it.
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: See that's the thing.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm just asking right now, Like what's the
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: origin of that? Where's that coming from?
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: I don't know? Man, is there no fear? Yeah, it's
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: gotten it's gotten better since we've you know, instituted that
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: whole because they don't know when it's coming or you know,
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: they because sometimes in the moment they're kids, they're unbalanced,
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: you know, chemically and everything else. There're still their brains
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: are still cooking.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they got a memory like a goldfish. And
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: the secret word to you. That that it really stuck
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: with me, was me going, oh, you don't feel like it, Okay, okay,
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: you don't feel like it. Just want to make sure.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Something you don't feel like I don't.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Feel like it. Remember when you didn't feel like it,
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: I don't feel like it makes the difference, it really
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: changed it.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Remember that.
• 44:35
  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: You know what, Well, now I don't feel like it.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: We got take a break. Samy's holding up her sign
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: and she's going to end up like hurting herself. You're
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: just training to muscle all that sign up sore, so creamy,
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: so good during the word custard.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a wild weekend.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Now the Woody Show, well we have Flash Shelton. He's
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: the guy. He's the squatter hunter Squatters on A and E, which,
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: by the way, I thought about you. I was watching
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: some of those episodes. I thought about Eugena. There's a
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: it's called an E something I forget the crime yeah,
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: oh yeah, crime Central, Yeah, any crime an E crime
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: Central and for I think it's fifty nine bucks for
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: the entire.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: Year getting it.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: I discovered that yesterday. Every good show's on there.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Every good show's on there, and it's for fifty nine bucks.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: It's all commercial free. Yeah, so no no commercial for
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: the whole year, for the whole year, no show. She
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: watches all that stuff.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: It's the best, Isn't it Weird though, you're like, oh,
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: it's the best about all this.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: Crime real murder.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're getting text about the you know, there's a
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: little docu series about the Idaho murders on Netflix. You know,
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: people are like, Oh, it's so good, you gotta check
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: it out.
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: But crime does murder. It's like catfishing. It's scam.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: But let's go back to that. Let's go back like
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: all the stuff Idaho thing. It's so good, like our
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: listeners text again, Yeah, it's so good. These people got murdered.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: Man. It's the point.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: It's the point that I've made before. I think we've
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: gotten so much into women have gotten so much into
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: these uh these these real true crime you know podcasts
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: and TV shows. It's kind of blurring the line between entertainment,
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: entertainment and reality. It's like, no, so this thing you're watching,
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: this big documentary there's a bunch of college kids who
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: died brutally.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: But I think we're.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Not I'm talking about the way people talk about these
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: shows and it was I forget what the what the
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: what was the one that we were really set it off?
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: There was oh anyway, oh you know what I think
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: that I think that is right. Well that there was that,
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: and then there was some of these others, like True
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: Crime was a big but there was a there was
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: one somewhat recently, and the way people were talking about it,
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: it was like they were talking about breaking bad and
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: with that same energy. I agree and very smile across. Yeah,
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: events like no Man, people really die.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's gross.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: The filling like huge theaters with thousands of people like
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: in Vegas to like recap these things.
• 47:29
  Speaker 14: Well.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: Also, it's interesting because you'd think like crime has always
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: been like a super male genre and now women are
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: super interested because.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: It's all the drama. They've turned it into a drama
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: soap opera, right.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: But I think, like me, a lot of what women
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: like in the crime world is like this person wasn't
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: who they say they were. And I know there's morons
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: I love, would people get.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Murdered like Sammy to believe that all guys are.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: The betrayal shows and all the scams, that's the stuff
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: that I like.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I saw that. I thought of you getting it.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: They were pimping it during the Squatter.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Show exactly where I saw it.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: But man, these squatter people, they're such trash, such track,
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: it doesn't get lower. Yeah, you know, dude, you know
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: who I'm wondering about more than ever are people who
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: run funeral homes?
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Joy, More and more stories
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: are coming every day.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Are our funeral home owner operators? Are they kind of
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: in the same realm like Carney's?
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Are they super shady?
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, super shady Carneye type people and behavior? Yeah?
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Oh well, also I think they're kind of phony too,
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: man like, very nice your face, but behind the scenes
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: a job.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: I think it'd be. I think it could be somewhat
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: weird to be in that, Like, I don't know, it
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: would be the weird test. Yeah, I think to deal
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: in that world, there's got to be something kind of
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: weird about you. You're not not a bad person, per se,
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: just like there's there's something a little a little off
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: maybe yeah. Yeah, So okay, So neighbors were complaining about
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: a smell from the funeral home, and investigators found fifty
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: six bodies decomposing inside this is a South Chicago chapel,
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: so official state bodies were being kept unrefrigerated in deplorable conditions.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: Investigator say some of the bodies were in various stages
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: of decomposition, rodent and maggots dining on them. The funeral
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: director this Joanna Morgan, had her license suspendages one day
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: before the discovery over concerns about public safety. Blah blah blah.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Her husband had his funeral director license revoked back in
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: twenty twenty four. The couple previously ran a crematory that
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: was shut down after authorities found improperly stored bodies and
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: hundreds of cremated remains that had never been returned to families.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: We hear stories like that we were something like where
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: people were waiting on Oh it was a is it
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: a dude or a chick? Yeah? Yeah, and that I
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: forget what whether something green right.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Like Quincy that that general.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah whatever.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: My question is, why is this happening? Why are you
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: keeping bodies around?
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: Like, what's what takes so long?
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: Why you don't care?
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Well, are you just like so like in the business
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: where you yeah, you're out of point, you don't even
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: care anymore? Where it becomes just like clutter to you,
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: even though it's a body and that you're just so lazy. Yeah,
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: I'll get to it later.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: I'm a horror but not like you.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's just so weird. Wouldn't you want to
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: get rid of this stuff?
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Put it on the conveyor belt, put it in the oven? Yeah?
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: How could that take more than five.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: Unless you're selling parts, right, organs and stuff.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Well, then you should have a refrigerator because then there
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: was another one, remember there, Like they had buckets of
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: you know, organ yes, right, and and things like.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: That from one of the university hospitals.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Right, No, this was that. This is that that weirdo
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: one the dude in women's clothing?
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: Oh oh yeah, yeah, remember yeah, from the other.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to find the name almost.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, something Green. You're right about that.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the name was something something green.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: Miss Green.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: I think it's kind of laziness. It has to be,
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: but it's just weird. There's a lot of these funeral
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: home stories that it's making me wonder. Are these the
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: new Carneyes? Was it unique unique Green?
• 51:18
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: It is boom good Greg members.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: For arrested for forgery.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was the thing where they were like
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: taking yeah, people's houses and stuff.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, he was forging wheels to steal real estate basically.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: So I was searching through our audio archive because we
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: had the you know, the clip of it's like, oh,
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: well your mom blah blah blah, remember the Yeah, come
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: back to the reporter, and so I just typed in
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: unique to see if I can find unique Green in
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: the audio archive. The only thing that came up was
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: this clip other unique turd creations woman Woman makes art
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: from moose turds. We have we have this one archive.
• 52:08
  Speaker 16: Cool.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: I was like, now wever here we make fecal people
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: and depending upon the shape of the middle turds right there,
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: we can do them with big boobs or guts or butts,
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: a long legs and short legs because there's no two
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: turds at whatever light.
• 52:19
  Speaker 9: Have you ever seen the turd the two turds alike?
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: No?
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, right, fingerprints?
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go. Uh, we're gonna take a quick break.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: We'll come back. What's the trashiest thing you've seen? We
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: were asking that question. We have some people that send
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: some stuff over. I will take your calls, like, what's
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: the most redneck, trashiest thing you've seen. I told the
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: story about my wife at the walmart. She saw the
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: woman pushing like a three or four year old child.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: Kid was sitting in the seat of the cart, you know,
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: the one with the handle where you put the cart,
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: and the kid was leaning over and breastfeeding as the
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: mom's pushing the cart through the walmart.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: That's gonna be a tough one to beat.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: I mean, that don't have to beat.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: If it's not a competition that it's pretty gross.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: That's if you ask by why that's the trashiest thing.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: That's that she's seen. What's the trashiest thing you've seen?
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: Call in eight seven seven forty four Wooding share it
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: with us. You can also send it on the text
• 53:11
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• 53:15
  Speaker 4: All right, so what's the trashiest, the most redneck thing
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: you've seen? Eight seven seven forty four WOODI is the
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: phone number. Text us over to two two nine eighty seven.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: I think me personally, I told my wife's story about
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: the walmart the breastfeeding, But personally I'm in Pittsburgh. I'm
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: at Kenny Wood Park and there's a woman sitting there
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: on a bench. Well, no, she's she's sitting in between
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: two benches on a rock wall. She is a good
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: eight months pregnant with a belly shirt on smoking a cigarette. Right, hot,
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: I took a picture. You have proof I did because
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: I yeah, I'm like, wow, super super class. She's just fat. No, no,
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: she's she's met skinny, but she is a good eight
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: i'd say eight and a half months pregnant and she's
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: just smoking away. I have a feeling that's not the
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: only thing she's smoking.
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: With some chick mega saying pregnant. But she did have
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: a head of tattoo on her belly. So sweet, just
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: absolutely sucking down on a j No. Hell yeah, yeah,
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: trashest thing you've seen. Let's say hi to h Kelly.
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: What's up, Kelly?
• 54:35
  Speaker 16: Key?
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: Is Kelly there?
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: Did she put us on hold?
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: That's a first calls us. We appreciate your cone and
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: they put us on hold. That's kind of Kelly. Hello,
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: that's all right. We held were on hold? Yeah, we
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: were on hold.
• 55:00
  Speaker 17: Yes, I'm so, I've had a dog emergency. I'm so sorry.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Oh that's okay. Is everything all right?
• 55:06
  Speaker 17: Everything is okay?
• 55:07
  Speaker 18: Yes, thank you?
• 55:07
  Speaker 14: So much.
• 55:08
  Speaker 17: We have a cat that's been heat around here.
• 55:10
  Speaker 18: It's so stupid.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: Whatever, all right, So, Kelly, what's the what's the trashiest
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: thing you've ever seen?
• 55:16
  Speaker 17: So the trashiest thing I've seen lately. My neighbor pulls
• 55:20
  Speaker 17: up last week and is beat down nineteen seventies RV.
• 55:24
  Speaker 17: I'm talking rusty and crusty.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: Right, Oh, it's like a Christmas vacation.
• 55:28
  Speaker 17: Yeah, Oh, dude, totally. He jumps the curb while he's
• 55:32
  Speaker 17: backing it up into his front yard, blows out both
• 55:36
  Speaker 17: tires in the back of this thing. He takes out
• 55:39
  Speaker 17: his own pomeria in his own yard, and he parks
• 55:42
  Speaker 17: this beast in his in his yard like it's a
• 55:45
  Speaker 17: parking lot and leaves it there like it's just, you know,
• 55:49
  Speaker 17: a permanent fixture. He does this kind of nonsense all
• 55:53
  Speaker 17: the time, and it's going to be there until the
• 55:56
  Speaker 17: city busts him out and makes him move it.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: Okay, for the first time in my life, I'm like,
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: you know what, maybe I get why there's an h
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: O A yeah on your loan.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Greg.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Greg's got a problem with the people with the trash
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: cans seven.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: They've been there for well over it.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: Greg doesn't even like it. When you park your own
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: car in your own driveway.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: It's weird because you know the houses have these things
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: called what are they.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, garage. Yeah, but as long as it's in the
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: drive I don't like street parking. I like in residential
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: neighborhood unless it's a guest. I'm saying, but when you
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: live in the house and you're still parking on the street, Greg,
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: what would you do? That's my favorite look.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: You know, my former neighbor had an RV that had
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: weeds growing through the tires that had been there for
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: so long. And oh god, it's just a night depression,
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: so depressive.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: They never use it.
• 56:47
  Speaker 17: Captain W t up in here.
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: I'm serious crazy as well.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: Kelly. Well, it's like Kelly, go Kelly, thank you for
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: the call. Appreciate you.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Luck with the cat.
• 56:55
  Speaker 18: Thanks guys.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: Today, when I.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Would drive to work before I move, there was somebody
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: that had a huge boat just parked out on the
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: street in front of the her.
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, trailers you can often get towed.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Actually a massive boat. Here's somebody who left because we
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: actually leave on the after hours voicemail. If you had
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: something like what's the tragedies thing you've ever seen? Here's one.
• 57:17
  Speaker 14: Hey, what do you show? I was just listening to
• 57:19
  Speaker 14: the podcast and I heard you all asking for the
• 57:22
  Speaker 14: most rednecked thing we've ever seen. Mine is rather personal.
• 57:27
  Speaker 14: I returned home from work one day to find my
• 57:29
  Speaker 14: now husband in our backyard with a homemade flamethrower trying
• 57:35
  Speaker 14: to melt the paint off of a file cabinet. The
• 57:37
  Speaker 14: flame flower was essentially a propane bottle with a hose
• 57:42
  Speaker 14: and a metal apparatus on it to direct the flanks.
• 57:45
  Speaker 14: When I asked him what it was he wanted to
• 57:47
  Speaker 14: do with this file cabinet or what his purpose was,
• 57:50
  Speaker 14: he said he wanted to make a smoker out of
• 57:54
  Speaker 14: the fall the paint off of it. A smoker as
• 57:58
  Speaker 14: in meat.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: We know what that is.
• 58:01
  Speaker 14: That you're going to eat inside the file cabinet and
• 58:04
  Speaker 14: cook it and then serve it to your family. Do
• 58:07
  Speaker 14: you love wood show? I love listening to you every day.
• 58:11
  Speaker 14: Please keep doing what you do.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: That's not a homemade Yeah, holding the same idea propane
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: with all the sure distributor on the end.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: I've seen the file cabinet thing in the hood too.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that barrel is the hood move right and you
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: a homemade somebody five AO, says, My brother in law's
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: a redneck. He traded labor for an enclosed motorcycle trailer.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: He pulled the motorcycle stuff out of a window for
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: a window ac unit boom camping trailer. Then he made
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: a canoe out of plywood and fashion a propeller from
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: his weed eater boom fishing boat.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: I took them with these guys, took.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: The family camp into a state park. He got three
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: tickets for the non registered boat with no life preservers
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: and got kicked from the camp.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: I like, this guy's can do spirit on me?
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he just he just makes it. Let's see this
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: one was at a water park, said a woman in
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: her four maybe five year old came out of the
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: kiddy area and to her table and chairs right in
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: front of me, like I could reach forward and touch them.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: They were so close. Whipped out a makeshift toilet. The
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: little girl stripped completely naked and then crapped in this box.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: She then put the swimsuit back on through the box
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: in the trash, then proceeded to pull out a literal
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: butcher's knife to make sandwiches. And how about God passed security.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but how can you say trashy?
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: Good God, Sea Best. That just smacks of juggler behavior.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: It really daughter's behavior. Well, my daughter was like three,
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: maybe two or three, wrapping on the sidewalk.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she didn't make sandwiches after.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, eight seven seven four, Woodie, let's go to uh Christie,
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Hey Christy, good morning. How were you all right? So
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: what's the trashiest thing you've seen?
• 59:58
  Speaker 18: So a few years ago, my sister and I were
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 18: at a major amusement park in Orange County, Ye, And
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 18: we were on our way to the restrooms and to
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 18: the side of us there was a brick wall, not
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 18: one of the big six foot brick walls, but kind.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 14: Of the little ones.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 18: And there was a lady sitting on the brick wall
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 18: with her shirt up and her kid was standing breastfeeding.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, you can reach it the walmart.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: You should be able to reach it on.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 18: Your The kid was five or six years old. I
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 18: was a palled and my sisters starts yelling, you are
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 18: a pig. You're in a family park, You're a pig,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 18: And I'm like, oh my god. But yeah, she had
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 18: birkenstocks on and a yeah, yeah, you know, a T
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 18: shirt all ted. It was disgusting, but yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: See like when the when the kid's old enough to
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: come up and request it using words yeah to school,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: that's yeah, that's that they have a Job's the float today?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I want mommy's mail, Christy, thank you for
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: the call. Here's another one of the after hours voicemails.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: Trashiest thing you've seen?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 15: What's up, footy show, I've got a trashiest thing that
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 15: somebody did for you. So my neighbor goes around to
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 15: other people's trash every week. He collects items and brings
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 15: them home to sell, and he has yard sales, garage sales, whatever.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 15: For some reason he thinks old wheelchairs and bedside and
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 15: shower toilets are a hot item.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 14: Of course, no one ever buys them.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 15: So he has a backyard full of old used wheelchairs
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 15: and portable commotes.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 14: I swear to.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 17: God, I can't make this ish. U, dude is a
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 17: d bag later.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: Wheelchair graveyards your backyard.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Power toilets are the best shower seats.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Shower seats you can use?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah there the best when you do it by choice,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: but when you have to because you're old. It's so depressed.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: It's what I got from my place.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: There was a there was a house on the way
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: to my grandma's place, and I told you the guy
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: he had a thing with with bowling balls.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah and hundreds right, Yeah, a ton.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: Of bowling balls and would line both sides of his
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: driveway and then the walkway from the driveway up to
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: the house. I might have on TV. Yeah, I think
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: it made. I think it made the pages of remember
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: those Weird Whatever book. This was like Weird New Jersey.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: They have like Weird Whatever California Weird.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: TV as well, like America's Ugliest.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: House, Central Jersey. Like just drive by this because there
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: was another guy not that far from this dude who
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: had just a ton of hobby horses all over the
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: front yard. Hundreds, got hundreds.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: He's got to be on a watch list.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: So weird.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: We actually take issue with one. There's somebody that texted
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: in that I actually they say's trashy. I think it's hot,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: So I'm wondering if you guys agree. I think this
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: guy sounds badass. They said we had a guy ride
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: his horse to a doctor's appointment because his car broke down.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: He was on major roads and on the side of
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: an interstate, so effing trashy. I don't know, I think
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: it's kind of hot. Yeah, Like he wrote his car
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: rope down, so he like grabbed his horse and rode
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: it to the appointment, getting a little.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Trashy.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: I think it's cool.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: Six six one says, going to my mom's cousin's house.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: We were from Arkansas. The neighbor had a deck built
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: around an inflatable pool. That's crash.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: Perspective, so it looks undergrad.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: That is funny, all right, So what's the trashiest thing
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: you've seen? Wrapped this whole conversation? Up orders are pretty trashy.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: Quorder cars, trash on top of the car on the waters.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: We'll talk to a flash Shelton. The squat are hunting up.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm seeing a lot of lately, and
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: just in general, people that pick up their dog poop
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: in one of the dog poop bags and then just
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: set the bag on the ground. Would rather have the
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: poop on the ground than the bag of poop on
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: the ground.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: What do you mean on the sidewalk to pick the.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Dog's poop up? Bag it up? Tie up the bag
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: and then put the bag.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: If they don't want to carry it, okay, But are
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: they looping back around like uh no, no, no, you
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: just see bags of poop seeing Okay, that's more and
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: more and more. Yeah. Like, if you don't want to
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: carry it around, but you're looping back to head back
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: to your house, you're coming back down the same way
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: you grab it on the way back. Yeah. Maybe I'm
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: okay with that. Yeah. I'm also okay with as long
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: as you pick the poop up if you want to
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: put it. I have a trash can sitting out there
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: that day. Anyone put in there, I don't care. People
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: get really mad about it. Yeah, I don't care. As
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: long as you you've picked up the poop. It goes
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: to the trash cans. Fine, it's all good.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: But I'd rather have the poop than the bag of poop.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm with you.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: So it's funny you brought up hoarders because my story
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: is there was this redneck kid in the neighborhood and
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: I went to go to his house once and dude,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: everything's super overgrown. Wegined into the house. It's like a
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: horror's house, like crazy and then I asked to go
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: to the bathroom. I opened the bathroom, it's just a bucket,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: there's no toilet. It was pretty bad. Yeah, no baby daddy,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: ton of kids.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's story years ago neighborhood I lived in. There
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: was a house and you know it had been like
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: pre foreclosed on, where the notice went out a number
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: of times, and then eventually the people were just gone.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: They just abandoned the house right. And then when they
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: went in there, I guess because the water and the
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: electricity all this stuff had been shut off for non payment,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: and so they were crapping and peeing in home depot
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: buckets in their basement for god knows how long. So
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: it was just a whole basement full of of buckets,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: full of like Kaka and Pepe, just burning that place. Man,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: dude discussing Christina. Let's say Christina, Hey, Yeah, what's the
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: what's the trash?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Hi?
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  Speaker 19: Well, my husband and I were visiting a new little
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 19: fishing tackle store that popped up in town and we
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 19: walked in. Owner was great. We were having a full
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 19: on conversation with him. A couple of minutes later, a
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 19: lady walked in stood right in between us, and said
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 19: I really need to buy some cigarettes. Offered the owner
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 19: of the store a mouth party for twenty dollars, then
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 19: proceeded to go down and increment of about three dollars,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 19: so she made it to three dollars.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 17: Then as he had yell.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 19: At her to get out of the store, she decided
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 19: to leave. That was that was her limit, three dollars.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: That's so Friday the movie, I know, right.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 19: Yeah, horrifying.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: B Wait, so shock did you say a bait and
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: taco store.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 19: Tackle fish, fish and tackle store?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'll say yeah fishore a bait and tackle store.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah. In my mind I was trying to
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: make sense of it and then it came out wrong
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: on my end too.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: That's pretty bad.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: A Christina, thank you for the call. I appreciate listening
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: to the Woody show. It's called barter. Let's let's make
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: a deal.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah you take the deal or not? Yeah.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: People are also saying, like, you know, just what they
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: think is trashy, like fake eyelashes and lip fillers and
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: things like that's not not really what we're what we're
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: going for on on this thing. And see trashy thing
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: I've seen and he drove up to one of those
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: big jug water dispensers outside of a drug store, filled
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: up the water jug and then proceeded to dump it
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: all over her car to wash her car. No soap
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: was Oh well, yeah, this one said, I saw a
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: homeless guy taking a dump while smoking a meth pipe.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's just enough.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: Let's see most redneck thing. Guy tried to put a
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: wooden wheel on his car to get it to the
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: tire shop because the donut was already on another tire
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: that didn't make it. He also made his own spoiler
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: out of wood. It's not a little Honda. Somebody nine
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: texting over most redneck thing I have seen. I went
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: to Hooters for a late lunch on a Saturday. In
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: the back corner there were people two people getting married.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: Best part was the mother of the bride was making
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: her own kool aid and serving it as a drink
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: to the guests.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think should be nice.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: Outside wicker furniture inside the house?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: That's the question.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh it's way treasure.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: What's worst outdoor furniture in the house or indoor furniture
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: out of that?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: On the law way trash here to have a couch on.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: Your pat anybody else in the room before we wrap
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: this up.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: Trasher, this thing you've seen, I not seen, but I
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: heard and seabast is maybe taking a dump. But he
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: shared that story. What he said that he had that
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: church van with him and all his uh siblings and
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: then they put like loose manure in there while they
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: were transferring maniula.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something that you would normally use a pickup truck.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: Yet his parents had a van they would use it
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: to transfer like yeah, it was. It was an all utility.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: Kid kid transfer again.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess going to the essentially the dump to
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: where they keep the recycled trees to get free mulch,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 6: and then loading it in the double pop upen side
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: doors of a fifteen pasture van. And by the way,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: I don't recall there being like tarps and stuff put
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 6: down most of the time either, So that's all on
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 6: the carpet.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Atlanta, so.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: I said, my excited family Indiana had an old toilet
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: inside the house next to the back door of the kitchen,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: no seat, but full of cigarette butts.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: I went to a guy's house.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 13: He was in his probably late twenties, so not necessarily
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 13: college who was collecting all of his dip can and
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 13: they were in the corner of his living room like
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 13: a giant pilots tall like me, and he was like,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 13: I'm just seeing how many I can collect.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: A cool guy.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, that.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: Is the ultimate.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: Well, thank you everybody, appreciate all of your feedback. Here,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: we've got one more after hours voicemail than we used
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: before we go to break uh, here we go.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 16: This is Jersey, the disgusting thing you just mentioned on radio. Okay,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 16: I'm across the street from Stater Brothers and I met
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 16: Target in the parking lot and there's some dudes what
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 16: it looks like popping Is this on some lady's ass?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 16: And she's been over on the hood of his car.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 16: I would I had to go up to him and
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 16: what are you doing? And he's like, Hey, get the
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 16: hell out of here.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: That's a that's a weird laugh laugh. I never know
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: what you get on the after hours voice man, Thank
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  Speaker 4: you again for your call eight seven seven forty four.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: What he text over to two you to nine eight
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  Speaker 4: seven Holy crap. We screw around just for our fun
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: and I saw it.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: And I knew you were banging.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: Banon the woody show. We'll be right back.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: Stick your tongue.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show. I know we've done a lot of
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: talking about it and just about the subject in general.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: When we're talking about the squatters, these people are just
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: like they decide that they're just going to live in
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: your home now or somebody else's property that doesn't belong
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: to them. They have no you know, lease they have
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: you know, they're not knowing. They just decided that, oh well,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: you know, someone left this house, maybe it was for sale,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: and they somehow got in and they just took up residence.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: And there's very little that people can do. It's been
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: a super frustrating situation in pretty much every state. I know.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: We have people that we know. We had our friend
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: on that we were talking about his situation with his
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: you know, this family's home that just got taken over.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: And there's there's a whole show Squatters, which is on
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: an E Tuesdays and on demand. You can watch it there.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: So I was checking out. We've heard a lot about you,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: my friend. Please welcome into the studio. In studio, guest
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: Flash Shelton is here. He is the squatter Hunter's a zero. Yes,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: yeah now, and I'm so happy to be here. Thanks
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: for having of course you have somebody questions.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 7: I can talk, you know, I'm a talker and I
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 7: just love to to just spread the word, spread awareness
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 7: and let everyone know like how can they can prevent
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: all this crap and what we can do about it.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: I think the most frustrating and I want to get
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: kind of in your background, your story, how you ended up,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: you know, being the person that you are now and
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: doing what you are with the show and everything else.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: But I think the most frustrating thing to people is
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: it seems the lack of options on the side of
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: the people who actually own the property. Like people go, well,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: if that happened to me, I would just have the
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: electricity shut off. Well, you can't do that. You'll be
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: the one who gets arrested, which is so ridiculous. Or
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: I'll have the water shut off for all, I'll do this.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: I'll just do this, and like you're not legally allowed
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: to do that. The person who's squatting seems to have
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: more rights than people who own the home. And so
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: this is kind of your story where it started, right,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: like somebody was squatting in is it a family member's.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 7: House or was it your house. Yeah, you know, it
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 7: all started for me twenty nineteen. I'm just a son
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 7: basically dealing with the loss of my father. Moved my
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 7: mom in with me to sell her home, and I
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 7: find out that there's a U haul truck in her
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 7: driveway and someone had broken in the back door. So
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 7: you know, what do I do? I do what everyone does.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 7: I call the sheriff, and the sheriff arrives and they're like, well,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 7: you know you said the house was vacant. I'm like yeah,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 7: and they're like, well, there's a house full of furniture,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: so there's nothing we can do. It's a civil map.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 7: How They're like, I see the back doors broken in.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 7: But the problem was, and what I teach people now
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 7: is that I wouldn't even be doing this if I
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 7: had cameras because I couldn't prove that they broke in
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 7: and when. So at that point, they have furniture in there,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 7: they're living in there. It's a civil matter.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: Did they have some kind of phony lease or something,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: some kind of paperwork of some kind. Don't you need
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: something like that you can agreement.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 7: So the thing is that in cases where it is clear,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 7: like reasonable doubt, for example, the Sheriff's department at that
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 7: moment wouldn't even question them because of basically it appeared
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 7: they were living there. Now, I'm not saying that's going
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 7: to happen every time, And in my situation, one of
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 7: the squatters happened to be a prison guard okay up
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 7: in northern California, So you know, there's a lot of
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 7: there's theories that that had something to do with it.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 7: But you know, but I just I couldn't tell my mom.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 7: You know, think about it. My mom. You know, they
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 7: had been together since high school.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: She was just strawed.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 7: She'd been through enough. The last thing I could tell
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 7: her is, hey, a group of people just took over
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 7: your home as well. So you know, I just I
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 7: wasn't thinking squad hunter. I wasn't thinking anything. I wasking
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: get my mom's house back before she knows, and I
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 7: just crash course is amazing. I'm now this worldwide expert
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 7: on squatters, but twenty nineteen, I was like everybody else.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 7: I was in denial that it could never happen to me.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 7: I didn't know anything about it. I took a crash
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 7: course on what are squatters about? I heard that they
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 7: have sometimes fake leases, and I thought, well, then I
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 7: need to go and battle them with a real lease.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 7: So I tell my mom, I'm gonna go up. I'm
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 7: gonna do some repairs on the property. But you know,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 7: maybe someone won't know who I am, so, you know, mom,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 7: can you sign this lease? And you know, it turned
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 7: out that they didn't have a lease. They didn't present
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 7: a lease, so I never had to use that lease.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 7: But I just kind of after learning about the laws,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 7: I figured, you know what, if they could take a house,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 7: I could take a house. So you know, I load up,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 7: I drive. I think it was like a twelve hour drive.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 7: And I'm up there at like four four thirty in
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 7: the morning, sitting in my jeep down the street watching
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 7: a driveway of three cars. And around eight a thirty
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 7: in the morning, I see people start coming out at
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 7: the back door of the house and getting into the
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 7: cars and pulling away. And as soon as all three
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 7: were gone, I went just kind of walked around the property,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 7: looked in windows, didn't see any movement, and I entered
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 7: the house and I had pre like bought cameras. I
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 7: was intending on taking over this house and putting up
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 7: cameras and taking a stand and say it's my house,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 7: and and it worked for me.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: So like they left, you came in and like, what
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: was that confrontation? Yeah, so they come back.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 7: They came back, and at first it was just two
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 7: women that came back, pulled in the driveway behind me.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 7: I'm like literally up on a ladder putting up the
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 7: last camera. And I at the time, I had a
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 7: YouTube channel called Handyman Answers.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, oh yeah, what were you doing at this point
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: where you were you were like a handyman and doing
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: some other stuff. You were a bouncer at some time.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 7: You looked like a bouncer, and I was bouncers. I
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 7: used to travel and clean up, I say, I was.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: I was the original road yeah for sure. So and
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 7: that's what I did. And then I started doing construction
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 7: and you know, and I ended up forming the United
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 7: Handyman Association. So I was doing background screenings on handyman
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 7: businesses and certifying them. So, you know, I was already
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 7: kind of fighting for them, fighting for their rights, you know,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 7: looking up laws. So I kind of used what I
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 7: was already doing. You know, I knew houses, I knew
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 7: how to kick people out of structures, you know, and
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 7: I knew how to handle myself, so, you know, and
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 7: I was I've been I've been certified in de escalation
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 7: for over thirty years and if you watch my stuff,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 7: you know that that is my number one priority, you know,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 7: keep law enforcement out of it. Just keep it down,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 7: keep the tempers down, you know, no violence, and get
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 7: them to want to leave on their own.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: So when you are on the ladder and you're putting
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: this camera up and these two women arrived, did they
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: try to pull the whole what are you doing at
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: my house? Or what are you doing to my house?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 7: Or did they know they you know, they had they knew,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 7: they knew when when they pulled up, you know, I
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 7: ride away, it was.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: Like, okay, what am I going to do?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 7: I didn't have body cams back then, and I was like, okay,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 7: I pull up my I pull out my iPhone, just
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 7: hit record and I turn around and I'm start recording
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 7: them and they ride away. She was like, are you flash?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 7: Because I had reached out. So the story started. Originally
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 7: we were trying to sell the house and this woman
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 7: prison guard. Now I wasn't sure that was her that
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 7: was in the house, but this woman prison guard reaches
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 7: out to my realtor and wanting to do an exchange
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 7: of I'll do repairs on the house for free rent.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: That's how it works, you know, you know, I mean.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 7: Most people I would imagine, you know, you have to
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 7: sell a house if you want to buy another house.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 7: And my mom was in a situation that she's I
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 7: didn't want her up in this remote location by herself anymore,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 7: and so we couldn't rent the house. We needed to
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 7: sell the house. So I turned them down. And first
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 7: of all, I wasn't going to get in an agreement.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 7: It's like, no, you're going to pay rent, like you know,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 7: that's what the structure's going to be. But but I
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 7: turned them down, and then you know, when I was
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 7: told originally there was a U Haul truck in the driveway,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 7: I contacted her first because it was really like soon after.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: How did you know who it was?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 14: Like?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: How did you get ahold of this person?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 7: Well, she had reached out about renting, oh so I
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 7: so then it was like maybe a week or two,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 7: all of a sudden there's a U Haul in it.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 7: I'm like, wait a minute, like, did you move into
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 7: my mom's house?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: Was there a miscommunication about the deal.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 7: And she yeah, I'm like, what in the world, Like,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 7: you're like a prison guard, right, so she says, you know,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 7: she's like, oh, yeah, you know what, the U haul
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 7: truck was arrived at that property by mistake. Sure, yeah, exactly,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 7: and then and then it was accidentally unloaded. Like so
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 7: she's like, well, you know, she led me to believe
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 7: it was that they like put stuff in the garage
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 7: or something, and that they and that they were working
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 7: to get another moving company to come take it out.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 7: And then when neighbors told me, no, there are cars
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 7: in the driveway. Now, lights are going on, you know,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 7: back doors, you know, basically broken in, That's when I
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 7: figured it was them. I figured it was her. I
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 7: didn't know that there were seven people. There were actually
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 7: two women and five men in this house. And you know,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 7: so yeah, so I just you know, when they approached me,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 7: we we had a conversation. I told them, look, it's
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 7: my house. Now I've taken over. I've got cameras up,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 7: you can go alarm system. I told him that I
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 7: had talked to the gentleman, like a college aged guy
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 7: across the street, and I had asked him he came
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 7: out and was talking to me, and I just said, hey,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 7: do you need any furniture? And you know, and he's
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 7: a big guy, and and because I'm thinking if they
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 7: if there's a problem, how am I going to get
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 7: all this stuff out of the house by myself?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 7: So I said yeah, He's like, yeah, I need furniture.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 7: I said, okay, I'll make a deal with you five PM.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 7: If you don't see a bunch of furniture in this driveway,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 7: come over, help me get it out of the house,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 7: and you can have anything you want.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 7: So he's like, dude, I'm there. My roommates they're all like,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 7: you know.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: So is that legal? So like you know, I mean,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: it's not legal.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 7: At that time, I wasn't even like. I was just like, look,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna clear the house and have them like, yeah,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 7: you've proved that you had your stuff.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: Because that goes back to my other question about like
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: you're not allowed to turn the power of the water
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: off or things like that, because then you can get
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: in trouble. But like the stuff that's in the house
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: that doesn't belong to you know, you like you can
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: just put it out there or.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 7: I mean, I know the thing is is that you know,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 7: I try to be very clear. My original video is
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 7: how I removed squatters and liked it, is not how
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 7: you can remove squatters, right. I am not suggesting to
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 7: homeowners that they do this on their own. There are
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 7: things that I do because I'm not the homeowner. So
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 7: like a lot of the rights that I have, I'm
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 7: not the homeowner. I'm not personally involved. If I'm the homeowner,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 7: it's self help, which is against the law, and it's harassment,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 7: which is against me.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: That's crazy to me, it doesn't make any sense.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: But your loophole is so brilliant. It's like, well, guess
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: what I have, Alisa. We're roommates now, and I still
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: have to see that show a lot.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: Like you know, that's always usually the first conversation when
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: you're watching Squatters on A and E and on demand.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: A lot of the times it's you know, flash showing
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: up and you have some other people with you, so
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: you're not there by yourself either, which is.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 7: Now a full team across the country. I've got so
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 7: many people, a lot of law enforcement, a lot of
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 7: ex law enforcement. They'll reach out and say, now, for
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 7: thirty years I had to turn my back on homeowners
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 7: and you're giving me an opportunity, yea be able to
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 7: do something.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: But then you go into the house and you go, hey,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: well we're roommates now because now that you come in
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: with the lease or whatever from the actual homeowners, and
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: so like, yeah, now at this point you have as
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: much right to the house as they do squatting because
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: it's not your property. That's that's an interesting little wrinkle
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: in loophole too. I think that another that another you know,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: person leasing has more rights than the actual homeowner, right.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 7: But because then it's a renter versus renter civil Yeah right,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 7: so but yeah, I think in one of the episodes,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 7: even when he comes to the door, yeah, I'm like hey, roomy,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 7: you know.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Anyway, Flash Shelton, who is the host of Squatters,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: which is on a He is the squatter Hunter. It's
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: a great show. You should watch it if you haven't watched.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of clips that pop up on social media,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: which you know, you don't get. You don't get the
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: the conclusion of you know, what happens with these differ
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: in cases. That's why you got to watch the show
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: on anny or on demand. But we have some more
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: with Flash Shelton and some more you know, experience things
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: that he has learned, Like I said, going through the
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: whole process of learning how to take the law and
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: make it work for the homeowner or at least to
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: resolve the situation. One thing that I'll mention before we
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: go to the break that pisses me off so bad
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: is this whole idea of cash for keys, Like.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: Are the friend that we are them to get out?
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah? The friend that we have who was going through
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: they had to go through this negotiation. You're negotiating with
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: the terrorists basically, and you negotiate for like, Okay, I'm
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: going to give you X number of dollars to get
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: out of my house. That's crazy.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 7: After the break, I will talk about when that is
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 7: okay and when it's not all right.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: Because unfortunately, more and more as people have gotten wind of,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: you know, squatter's rights, which sounds even ridiculous with it
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: within itself. Yeah, so we'll learn more about that. We
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: have a studio guest. His name is Flash Shelton, and
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: you're like, man, that name sounds familiar. Have you heard
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: the name squatter Hunter? Oh? Yeah, there's a show Squatters
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: that's on A and E. It's also on demand, and
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: it's all about the work that Flash is doing with
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: the help of a number of other people he's got
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: on his team now, and this is all across the country,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 4: not just one particular place. And he goes in to
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: people who are having issues with squatters. People have just
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: taken over a property, they decided that it's just theirs now,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: and he becomes their roommate and he just makes things
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: uncomfortable for them until they eventually give a believer or whatever.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: So a lot of people are at the same on
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: the text, a lot of the same kind of questions,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: like what if I don't understand, Like you get home
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: and you find people in your house and you shoot them.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: Shooting intruders in your own house should be fine, right,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: And that probably depends on the state that you're in.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: Obviously there's uh, you know, the stand your ground castle
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: law thing things like that. I mean, so it's state
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: by state, but it should be that way. Someone's in
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 4: your house so you didn't invite there, Yeah, you should
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: be you should be able to shoot them. But from
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: from like when it comes to these squatters and stuff,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: like what's the actual.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 7: Well The thing is is that you know, if you fire,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 7: if you shoot a firearm, your life is going to change,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 7: and it's going to change a lot, much worse than
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 7: having a squatter. So you got a weigh that. And
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 7: most states, you know, not all states, but but the
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 7: standard grounds require you being in an imminent threat. Like
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 7: so if you enter and they are already there and
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 7: you have the option to leave, the law requires you
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 7: to leave.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: He was coming right for me though.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 6: So I hear a lot of people hear castle doctrine
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 6: and standard ground and they don't know what it actually means.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the main question should be, though, why aren't
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: any of these laws changing.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: I think they are in some places.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 7: So, you know, I helped change the law in Florida,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 7: and you know, but that law, you know, it was
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 7: great at the time, but there was there's you know,
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 7: the laws need to be changed properly, and I'm trying
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 7: to help, like, you know, word them properly and cover
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 7: all angles. For example, Florida, it was great. It said
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 7: that if they weren't paying a rent and they didn't
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 7: have a lease, that the sheriff can go out and
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 7: immediately remove them. Cool. The problem was it was great, Yeah, right,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 7: in all the states to just do that. Yeah, the
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 7: problem is squatters took that and said, okay, so now
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 7: how can I manipulate the situation get a lease but
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 7: never make a payment. Now I have one of those factors.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 7: I'm a tenant, that law doesn't apply to me. The
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 7: other thing that we wanted that in that law was
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 7: we wanted leases to be treated like contracts. A lease
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 7: is a contract in every way except for how it's treated. Okay,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 7: So a lease the end date creates civil process. Right,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 7: a regular contract the end date, the deal is over right, right,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 7: everyone goes their separate way. Leases are not treated like that.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 7: So we wanted these leases to have be notarized and
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 7: to be treated like real contracts, and that didn't pass.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 7: In order to get the the squatter law change to pass,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 7: they had to remove all of the lease factors completely
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 7: out of it or they wouldn't sign off on the bill.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: Okay, so you can't shoot them. What else can you
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: not do if there's a squatter like and you are,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: I'm going to some other things you cannot do.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna make it very very clear. An owner of
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 7: a property cannot do anything with intent to get their
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 7: squatter to leave.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: That's insane. Sound They are.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 7: Not allowed to if it like literally, it can come
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 7: down to if you tell them to leave more than once,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 7: it's harassment.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: I don't understand real life.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: I mean, it is so crazy.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: You can't change the locks, you can't turn up the path.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 7: So yeah, you know, now you can change the locks,
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 7: but you have to give them a key.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, So.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 7: Even when I changed the locks, I have to give
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 7: them a key.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 7: Okay, so change the loss says that changed we changed
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 7: the locks because they have changed the locks and kept.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: The home run around.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 7: Now, the law does say that all parties deserve access.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 7: All parties must have a key. Now, it isn't necessarily
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 7: that they have a key, because you can remove the
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 7: lock and have the door have them access and that's legal. Okay,
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 7: But they can't have a lock without you having a key.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 7: And it goes both ways.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 5: So the homeowner gets their key back, but so does
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: everybody else.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so you know a homeowner can do his inspections
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 7: and have access.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: I thought, like the minute that you like, I was
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: under the impression. Even watching h the show. I haven't
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: seen every episode, but I've seen enough I was. I
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: was under the impression that, like, you know, you were
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: kind of waiting for these people to leave the house,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: right and then once they left the house, you could
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: change the locks and now they can't get back in.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: Kind of problem solved. But that's give the key.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 7: Every case in every state is different. So some situations
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 7: I can do that, others I can't. It just depends
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 7: on like, have they established any kind of rights? Have
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 7: they established tenor rights are am I being contacted? Like
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 7: for example, in my original situation, if they wanted to
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 7: force it, they could prove that their furniture was in
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 7: the house and I would have had to let them
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 7: in back in, okay, But you know I was handling
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 7: it like, look, I'm not let I was telling them,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 7: I'm not letting you in. But you know, situations are
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 7: different to where I have to learn everything about who
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 7: they are, you know, try to plan out what their
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 7: moves are going to be, and if a situation allows me,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 7: and that state allows me to, you know, go in,
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 7: lock them out, stay in there, take possession, and that's
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 7: what I do.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: So what state? What state? Is there a state that
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 4: you just won't even deal with, like like to it's
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 4: just too complicated, too much.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 7: You know, that's an easy one for me, but it's
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 7: not as it's not that I won't deal with it.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 7: I will, and I've been successful there. But the most
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 7: complicated one is New York.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 4: That's where our friends, that's where.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 7: New York has this law that is so crazy and
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 7: I have no idea what they were smoking, but it's
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 7: a thirty day law. And it's the only state to
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 7: my knowledge right now, that has this strict law that says,
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 7: no matter how they enter, they can break into your house,
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 7: hide in the attic and managed to stay there for
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 7: thirty days and they are a full fledged and the
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 7: next morning they're down eating your breakfast cereal.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. I don't like what I don't telling people
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: get in a room and go, yeah, that sounds like a
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: good idea. Let's sign off.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 5: Who are you protecting?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now you brought a type of person, and that's
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: what I wanted to ask, like, who is this person? Okay,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: so I'm going to.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: Tell you there's a prison guard.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I'm going to tell you I guess that
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 7: that when you see a squatter, you're right away gonna
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 7: be like most a lot of times, you know, because
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 7: people think they have in their head like a squatter
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 7: is a homeless person. And I'm going to tell you
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 7: right now, homeless people don't break into your home and
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 7: know what their rights are. They're homeless people. The reason
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 7: they're homeless is because they're living in a tent or
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 7: they're living in a park. They're staying within their realm.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 7: A lot of them say, I'm not homeless, I'm off
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 7: the grid, Okay, They're not going out causing a bunch
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 7: of commotion in the neighborhood and breaking in people's homes.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 7: Squatters typically right away know their rights right away. They
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 7: have it atorneys, they have jobs. A lot of them
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 7: work for homes so they never have to leave the house.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 7: They are your next door neighbor. I have had neighbors
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 7: that stand up for these people, and until I really
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 7: educate them, they they think that the squatters are the
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 7: victims because they want everyone to believe. And it's easy
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 7: to get to convince someone that a landlord is bad. Okay,
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 7: it's very easy to convince someone that. So, you know,
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 7: squatters typically are you know, they they're entitled, they're narcissistic, sociopaths.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 7: They they I have sat. I have a video on YouTube. Okay,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 7: squatter Hunters on YouTube with Adam Fleischman, who was the
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 7: founder of Umami Burger originally, and he was squatting in
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 7: Hollywood Hills with an elderly woman and he answered an
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 7: ad for a room for rent. He went in with
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 7: a backpack and hung his clothes up and refused to leave. Okay,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 7: and reasonable doubt law enforcement shows up.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 7: I got this gentleman to talk to me for two hours.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 7: And if you can get somebody, a narcissistic, entitled person
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 7: to talk, they just rambling. And I got him to
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 7: talk for two hours. And it's amazing how he justified everything.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 7: And people actually watching it are like, oh, I actually
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 7: kind of felt sorry for him, because he can convince
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 7: you they are master manipulators. They will convince you that
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 7: they have a right to do it. And the truth
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 7: is our system is messed up.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 4: So the truth is they do Yeah, I mean we have.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 7: A system that prevents it.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 4: You just describe what they have in New York. Yeah,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 4: it's totally enabled. Oh yeah, the fact that you said,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 4: as a homeowner, you can't you can't even say twice
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: you need to leave without that being quote harassment.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 7: Now, now I've had I've had homeowners go to court
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 7: a few times because I told them, and they've won
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 7: because I have a video that tells peop well, how
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 7: you can turn off utilities. The law says you can't
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 7: turn it off, okay, but what the law can't force
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 7: you to do is be able to afford them. So
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 7: if it is a financial burden on you and the
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 7: utility company turns it off, it's completely legal.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 4: But you would have to prove it's a financial burden.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 7: No, no, it I mean to me, it's a financial
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 7: burden all the time.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 5: You know, I need to keep it on.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 7: Who wants to pay that? Who wants to pay that
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 7: they're running the air conditioning every day?
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 7: That's a burden to me. I'd rather spend that money
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 7: on Starbucks or something else.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: Right, So, how do people like when it comes to
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 4: the show. Let's talk about the show for a second.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: So squatters on any and on demand? Like, how do
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 4: you get involved? As cat is? Like these people obviously
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 4: they call you, they got you know something on online,
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 4: you were doing a bunch of interviews. They reach out
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 4: to you. Now you have the show, So I'm imagining
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 4: it's even crazier. There's probably people hitting you up all
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 4: the time. How how do you decide which ones you
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: go and do? So?
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 7: You know, I have a setup to where people can
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 7: anonymously send information through the website, sending a request to
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 7: consultation at squad hunters dot com. Okay, And it can
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 7: be anonymous, it can be a neighbor, it could be
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 7: somebody just to get me to look into the situation.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 7: I go into every case neutral because I want to
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 7: know both sides of the of the story. I want
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 7: to talk to the tenants, get their you know, the
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 7: squatter's tenants. But at this point, I've got Sheriff's department,
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 7: I've got DA's, I've got you know, politicians, I've got
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 7: you know, people that are all referring these cases. Yeah, okay,
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 7: So nowadays it's a lot easier for me to go
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 7: in neutral because it isn't doesn't always have to be
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 7: the homeowner. Okay, And you know, I want to I
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 7: want to go in completely normal, and if you I
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 7: mean not normal, I'm sorry. I want to go in
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 7: completely like neutral, and and I want to know what
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 7: the truth is. I have had landlords lie to me, okay,
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 7: and they just want to get out this tenant and
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 7: I will be coming out. I've got a series YouTube
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 7: that I'm going to be coming out with because I've
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 7: been compiling videos called Landlord's Gone Wrong because I want
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 7: to show that I will represent the truth and I
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 7: will represent what's right. And I have represented tenants as
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 7: well as landlords, so I you know, but you know,
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 7: they have to prove to me, like first of all,
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 7: like there should be some sort of interaction that they
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 7: can prove text messages or whatever. They can prove ownership,
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 7: you know, if they're actually the owner or you know,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 7: so there's certain things that I ask of them to
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 7: be able to prove that the situation I'm getting into
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 7: is legit. The other thing that I do to protect
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 7: myself is I have a zero phone call policy. Okay,
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 7: I will not I don't talk to anyone on the phone.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 3: So if they if they Google.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 7: Or they get a phone number and they whatever, it's
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 7: not mine. Okay, So I don't talk to anyone on
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 7: the phone because talking on the phone, first of all,
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 7: if I was taking in all of the requests in
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 7: the phone, that's my whole day. I don't even be
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 7: able to do anything, so and it creates a liability.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 7: So since you cannot talk to me on the phone
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 7: about it, you also can't say that I told you
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 7: gave you some bad advice that caused you to kill
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 7: your squatter and now I'm up for like some sort
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 7: of So everything has to be in writing. And every
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 7: single case, I do a zoom to where it's on video,
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 7: so I'm seeing their faces, you know it. I record
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 7: it to where before I start anything, I know what
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 7: I'm dealing with and they are telling me on video
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 7: so that I can say, like, look like, this is
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 7: what I said, this is what they said.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 4: You know, what's the craziest interaction you've had with a squatter?
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 7: You know, some people love the video. I've got a
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 7: video on on YouTube where it's titled crazy squadter cot
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 7: in the Dark. I think it's the craziest because I
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 7: had been told she was on meth. I was been
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 7: told that she had, you know, had stuff tucked in
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 7: her lanner in a bral. You know, I didn't know
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 7: what was going to happen. It was in Culver City, California.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 7: I you know, it's crazy, but you know I was
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 7: still like that when I went by myself, which is
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 7: not typically what I do, but it was dark. I
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 7: was hiding in the backyard. This woman had been avoiding me,
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 7: and I thought, well, I know she comes in at night,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna wait. Go in the backyard. I'm like skunk
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 7: walking by me, you know, and I'm hiding behind the bushes,
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 7: and I have this like head led head lamp on,
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 7: like and as soon as she she was climbing in it,
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 7: we had locked her out. So she was climbing in
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 7: and out of a broken bedroom window because she had
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 7: no access to the house anymore. And so she walks
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 7: around the corner and she, you know, sets up this
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 7: box or whatever to start climbing in the window. And
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 7: I step out of the bushes and blast her with
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 7: this light. So I knew she couldn't see me, and
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 7: so she didn't know if I had other people or not.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 7: And she starts yelling at me, and you know, and
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 7: and that because first of all, I was by myself,
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 7: and waiting in the dark is kind of freaky, a
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 7: little bit waiting in the darkened bushes for something to happen.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 7: You know, You're adrenaline is going, So that's the craziest
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 7: situation I have felt that I've put myself in. It
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 7: didn't get violent or anything, but she was verbally attacked.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 7: You can see that video. I know a lot of
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 7: people say that's kind of a fan favorite.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 4: And because some of them are like the nerve of
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 4: the people is, you know, even as far as just saying,
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 4: what are you doing in my house? Just the fact
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 4: that you have the gall to say that is, Uh,
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 4: it's disgusting, it's insane, it's so frustrating. Somebody brought up
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: on the text here said had a squad at my
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 4: parents a rental lawyers said it was just cheaper and
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 4: easy just to buy them out and call today and
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 4: this is the cash for keys thing that our friend did,
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 4: or you negotiate with the with the person you said
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 4: you had something on that.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 7: So the thing you need to think about is these
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 7: people are in this game not only do save rent
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 7: and mortgage or you know, and and if you figure out,
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 7: depending on where you're at, that's thirty to fifty grand
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 7: a year that they are saving and their ultimate goal
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 7: is to stay as long as they can and then
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 7: get a buyout. They start out asking for like crazy
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 7: numbers like give me two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 7: and then they'll you know, take thirty or forty or
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 7: fifty or something, right, and they want to payoff. They
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 7: get attorneys that get a percentage of that payoff, okay,
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 7: and so that is their goal. So giving a cash
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 7: for keys, I don't so port at any time, because
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 7: that is giving them what they want, and all it's
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 7: doing is sending them the message that it's okay and
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 7: they can go do it to the next person.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: Career.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 7: There are a couple of times where I have I
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 7: have authorized or understood. One was in Hollywood, California, and
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 7: it was an elderly couple that didn't feel that they
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 7: could survive a court case, so they decided to pay
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 7: her off. She was she was an actress that was
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 7: a squadron in Hollywood, Okay, And so I filmed her
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 7: vacating on I did it live. I did I did
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 7: the live, but the video because it was outside and
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 7: connections and stuff a little choppy. But but you know
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 7: she's I get her loading up a U haul and
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 7: pulling out of the driveway. But the other time is
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 7: there are and and look this up in your state,
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 7: your county, there are situations where counties will require if
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 7: you go through the whole court process, they will require
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 7: a relocation fee anyway.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 12: Cow.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 7: So if your jurisdiction, a judge is going to most
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 7: likely order a relocation fee, but they haven't paid.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 4: In California, I think it was Santa Monica was doing
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 4: something like that.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 7: In my so in that situation, you know, in that situation,
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 7: I'll tell a homeowner like, look like, let's cutch the chase.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 7: I will negotiate a deal and say, Okay, this is
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 7: what this county, this is what they are. You know,
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 7: sometimes it's just a month's rent, but it also is
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 7: based on the size of the house that they're living in.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 7: If you know how much that is. I have seen
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 7: it up at up to twenty seven thousand dollars. Okay,
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 7: So but if a judge is going to order it
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 7: anyway after a year of court battle, you might as
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 7: well just pay it now and avoid all of that.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 5: So you don't morally or ethically love it, but you
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 5: can see it's the path of least resistance for the Yeah.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 7: And if you're if you're work case is going to
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 7: end up in a relocation fee anyway, Yeah, come.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 4: On So you said to it, you said, and we
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 4: have Flash Shelton. He is the squatter hunter, squatters on
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: A and E and A and E on demand. You
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 4: don't like the term squatter, you said, there was like
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 4: a new term.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so you know about when you look up squatter laws,
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 7: they're not really applying to the modern day people that
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 7: are just trying to get gain tenant rights and get
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 7: free rent. Okay, Squatters people that legitimately take over abandoned
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 7: properties or abandoned homes and file for adverse possession, pay
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 7: the back property taxes, do the improvements. I'm all for that.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 7: There's vacant buildings, let them go to you, let them
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 7: be used. Right. But so the term squatters, I feel
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 7: is outdated. I would love to change the name. So
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 7: I've I've done some research and I figured a descriptive
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 7: term for me is a deceptive tenant, okay, And so
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 7: then I came up with the word instead of squatters,
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 7: it would be tenants. Yeah. So you know, so I
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 7: want to start referring to them as deceptive tenants because
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 7: that's exactly what they are, exactly. Yeah, you know, and
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 7: and a lot of times these people will you know,
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 7: most people. I mean a lot of people don't do
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 7: a full background screening. They'll do a credit check. Okay,
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 7: credit check doesn't tell the whole story.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 4: So and then they have the ability to pay something.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 4: Doesn't mean that they're yeah exactly.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 7: And then also I have run across many where they
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 7: submitted under I had. I had some gentlemen that submitted
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 7: all the documents. Everything came out perfect, but it was
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 7: the identity of a doctor in Houston, Texas.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 4: Of course, everything was perfect.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, so I you know, I recommend doing things
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 7: like social media. If getting a job now, they want
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 7: to know. They want to see your social media, check
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 7: your tenants social media, see who they are over his
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 7: make sure that the face on their social media is
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 7: the same face of the person that's trying to rent
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 7: from you. But a lot of people don't check those things.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 7: So squatters have come up with the idea of okay,
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 7: let me pay a deposit, first month's rent, get a lease.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 7: I'm a legitimate tenant for thirty days. Now I'm a
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 7: squatter because I'm never gonna pay you another dime. But
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 7: the court system sees them as squat as tenants, right,
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 7: so my term would cover them as deceptive tenants.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes sense, like it, Yeah, it does make sense.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 4: I like the idea too. We have so many abandoned
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 4: buildings that nobody wants to deal with, like let them
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 4: go in there. Yeah, yeah, have about it. You don't
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 4: the other thing about the people who who's squat in
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 4: people's houses, And it's not like they ever take care
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 4: of it. They're always destroying the place. It's always dumpy,
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 4: nice at least. Yeah. The very first episode of Squatters,
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 4: you know, the very first house that you see, you
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 4: guys walk into, I mean there's like flies and stuff
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 4: covering everything, and you know, this woman and her boyfriend
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 4: their dog. It's like the place is trashed over. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 7: For sure, or something like that. It's not the same
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 7: across the board.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 4: But I think you are doing the lord's work. I
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 4: think you're doing some really good stuff that other people,
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 4: like you said as a homeowner, you can't do because
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 4: of the way that a lot of the laws are
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 4: set up. And hopefully that stuff changes and hopefully people,
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 4: you know, start realizing some having some common sense when
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 4: it comes to this stuff, and people can get dragged
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 4: out by their ear or shot on site.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 2: Somebody steal a car and there's a police chase involving
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: twenty cop cars behind it. They're acting like they have
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: stolen the Crown Jewels.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, you steal a house, yeah, and they do nothing.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 7: So comparing it to the car thing, Okay, you know
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 7: a lot of people will say, well, somebody else leased
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 7: to meet their property. Right, if somebody else gives you
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 7: a stolen car, you still have to give the car back.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 7: Why don't you have to give the home back?
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 5: Great question?
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: Weird?
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 4: A lot of stuff doesn't make any sense. Another question,
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 4: so we had off the text for you. Flash when
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 4: it comes to squatters, I mean because I think people,
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 4: you know, they have an idea about reality shows. So
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 4: how much of it is really reality? Is there any
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 4: kind of scripted element at all to it? How much?
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 4: I'm assuming just because what you're dealing with the type
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 4: of people that it is real, like all is one
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 4: hundred percent my guess.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 7: The homeowners are real victims, the squatters are real people.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 7: The interaction is real. I can't stop them and say, hey,
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 7: can we do this? So what I have to say
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 7: at that moment, yeah, is one hundred percent real and
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 7: it's right off the top of my head. Yeah, I
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 7: don't have the luxury of somebody writing me a line.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 7: Nothing like that.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 4: Well, I think is people have seen enough of people's
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 4: court episodes over the years where it's like, oh, I
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 4: recognize this guy from the other court show, or yeah,
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 4: there's kind.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 7: Of acting acting And we are legitimately have videos out
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 7: asking asking for homeowners people that are having problems to
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 7: reach out.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 5: And I'm so sorry, I can't think of your name
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 5: off the top of my head. Your partner Justice, Yeah,
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 5: I love how heated she gets on your behalf. She's
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 5: a badass.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think you're doing really great stuff. But
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 4: I know a lot of people you know would love to, uh,
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 4: you know, request your services. I mean, you only have
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 4: so much time and capacity to be able to do this,
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 4: so like what what would you people can't use you?
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 4: Are there anything any other resources for people to to
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 4: to reach out to or to you know, websites or
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 4: things that they can do franchising?
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, you know, I do have crews. I've
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 7: been I'm building an army, a squad hunter army across
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 7: the country. So and are your services front them? So
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 7: for TV? Anything we do TV is free. Okay, I
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 7: did nine months eight nine months of this was free.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 7: I covered everything. I can't do that anymore. No, that's
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 7: a lot of work. But so there are fees involved.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 7: But I do raise money like my consultations, that's a
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 7: donation that they give and that money goes towards offsetting
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 7: fees for victims that are in need of financial help.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 7: I sell hats, the get out hats, and that money,
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 7: that money goes out sold to help the victims as well.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 7: And so I'm planning on doing other merchandising because in
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 7: other ways of donating, because you know, there are a
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 7: lot of times where both you know, you got homeowners
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 7: that have already paid a bunch of money, they've been
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 7: doing it for a long time. They're on the virgil
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 7: losing their home. But then there are an occasional there's
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 7: an occasional situation that are running into a squatter that
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 7: is not there by choice. So I want to recognize,
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 7: you know, I was homeless when I was young, My
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 7: family was homeless. So I think that that brings an
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 7: empathy to where I can go in and I can
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 7: look at the situation realistically and I can help whoever
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 7: needs help. So I do try to help and you'll
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 7: see on the show where I've helped people that I
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 7: found were not legitimate, like Squad, they were in a
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 7: bad situation, got caught up in something, and I want
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 7: to be able to help those people as well.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 4: So do people get to you through the website or
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 4: through social media? What's the best way to do?
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 7: So, you know, the best way is to go to
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 7: squatter hunters dot com okay, and you can click you know,
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 7: get help. There's a link right smack in the middle
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 7: of the page, or just bypass that and go to
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 7: you know, email consultation at squatter hunt hunters dot com.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 7: If you want to be considered directly without talking to
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 7: me first, to be considered for the show. For free help,
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 7: you can go to squatterstvshow dot com.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, So a bunch of different ways. Squatters on an
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 4: e Tuesdays then also on demand Flash Shelton squatter Hunter. Dude.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 4: This is a this is something that is as much
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 4: need unfortunately because there's stories all the time. But thank
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 4: you so much for coming in. Appreciate you being here.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 7: And I see you have a Steelers, Yes, sir stealers,
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 7: that's right. We have a game on Thursday night.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, it's game time, buddy, shut up. Minute more
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 4: what he shows next second, get out, get.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 5: The hell out of my house. In Jesus name, I
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 5: pray the Lord.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 2: Show.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 4: All right, So I'm gonna tell you about a guy
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 4: who lost his mind, and I'm gonna tell you how
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 4: I'm losing my mind. I'm legitimately concerned, like I'm for real,
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 4: for real. Yes, it's become. It's it's past, it's it's
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 4: honestly past the point of like kind of funny, silly.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 4: You're not being flipping No, I'm not. No, And I'll
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 4: tell you here in a second, you're you're probably gonna
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 4: laugh at me. I feel like how Greg says. I
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 4: hesitate sharing this because it sounds it sounds nuts, it
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 4: sounds nuts. But I'll start. I'll start with this guy,
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 4: thirty five year old guys in Houston. He got arrested
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 4: for threatening the governor's office over a new law. The
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 4: new law that he's pissed about is a law that
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 4: he claims prevented him from watching anime, and he was
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 4: so pissed he called the governor's office and he left
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 4: a voicemail. He says, I don't know which one of
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 4: you sons of bitches passed this mother efing bill to
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 4: get this damn ish blocking my mother e fing anime.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 4: But you a whole mother efforts need to unpass this
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 4: ish y'all are e fing ridiculous with your bitch asses.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 4: I'm a e fing stab every goddamn one of unlock
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 4: my efing anime. I don't know, I don't, I don't know.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 4: I've I've heard about that happened. What's the law, because
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 4: I've heard like different states where you have to put
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 4: in like your ID to get to like certain porn sites.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 4: But is that what?
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that probably whatever anime he's probably looking at got
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 3: caught up in the porn because well, no, no, like
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 3: well there is like anime porn stuff called hentai, which
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 3: Tyler is an expert on, but I don't know too
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 3: much about. Yeah, yeah, when we're doing sex watching in
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 3: the mood, I'm assuming I'm assuming that might have got
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 3: caught up in the whole porn thing, and that's why
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 3: you can't watch.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 6: And by caught up accurately caught yeah, cause sometimes they're
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 6: actually not having sex.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 3: It's just the anime girls just have like big boobs
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 3: and stuff and like yeah, yeah.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 4: So the guy was asked by you know, news reporters
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 4: about this voicemail, and this is what he had to say.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 4: I had a mental breakdown at the end of the day.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 4: I allegedly left the voicemail. I don't remember what I
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 4: said doing the thing. I don't even feel like that
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 4: was the exact words that I said. I don't know.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 11: I'd have to listen to the cool over in the game.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 3: I was drunk and.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 4: Not even sure, you know, allegedly, yeah, but it is.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 3: It is weird. You know that you have to you
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 3: have to type in your I D you know, knowing.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 4: Why to do that. On the grid they do that
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 4: when you have to buy beer or cigarettes. They asked
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 4: to see I d if if there's an age restriction
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 4: on you know, porn. Yes, there is, Like I get it.
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 4: I mean I understand No.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: I I totally understand it too. It's just like wow,
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 3: like you're definitely putting yourself in the system for sure,
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 3: and your whole history of what you're watching, Yeah.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 5: What you're into.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well they they can figure that out anyway, I'm sure.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 2: But then the payoff is anime.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 4: So it's while he's facing a charge of terroristic threats
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 4: against a public surface. Over let's check anime.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 6: Let's tack on a couple more points for stupidity, like,
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 6: if you're facing charges, you know what you really want
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 6: to do?
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 3: Talk to the new.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 4: Exactly, exactly all right. Here, here's how I'm losing my mind.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 4: I've mentioned this a number of times over the years,
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 4: and I've read different things, but I swear the universe
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 4: must be trying to tell me something. I'm being sent
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 4: a message, and the message has something to do with
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 4: nine eleven nine one one, nine hundred and eleven. I
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 4: don't know what it means, but it's beyond where. It's
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 4: like every day at nine to eleven AM and nine
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 4: to eleven pm. I noticed the time. Are you awake
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 4: at nine eleven pm?
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 4: Sometimes? And here's the thing. If I'm busy doing stuff
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 4: and I go, it's getting late, what time is it? Even,
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 4: it's exactly in that minute of all the minutes in
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 4: any day. That's it. I showed Gina this. She knows
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 4: this is true. This is why I said it's creating
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 4: this paranoia. I like, what is the universe trying to
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 4: tell me? My orr ring. It tells you what time
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 4: you fall asleep, nine to eleven. I go, son of
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 4: a bitch, I'm coming back from Cleveland. I look at
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 4: the flight information, flight left at exactly nine eleven. It's
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 4: just it's just too much. It's too much. It's every
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 4: every single opportunity for the numbers nine, one, one to
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 4: show up for me. So as we get closer to
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 4: September the eleventh, or what again, Maybe it has nothing
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 4: to do with September the eleventh. Maybe it's telling me that,
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 4: like I don't know, but it's starting to really it's
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 4: starting to really bother me. We're going to put you
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 4: in bubble wrapt, honestly bother me.
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 2: I've seen you, uh make the revelation that it's nine
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 2: to eleven in the many times in the past where
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 2: you look at the clock, Oh it's a decade, yeah,
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 2: for a decade. Yeah, and your your response is always
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 2: damn it. So why is it a bad thing?
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 4: Because it bums me out because I feel like I'm
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 4: I'm not getting.
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 2: Because I've noticed when it's eleven eleven yeah, And I
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 2: don't think damn it or yay, I just think, oh weird.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 4: But every day eleven and then every and the other
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 4: things like you go to you go to the store
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 4: and the exact amount that's due at the store is
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 4: like the all right, that'll be eleven dollars and eleven cents,
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 4: and you're like, oh, it's following you.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 5: You know, you sound like there's a lot. Yeah, it's
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 5: some people would call it your angel numbers, that angels
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 5: are giving you a message. But wouldn't you call this
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 5: more of like a confirmation bias or like a They
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 5: call it a frequency illusion. It's frequent, and so your
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 5: your brain is noticing it even.
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because at the times I understand, like you know
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 4: you uh, yeah, your body has like an internal clock, yes,
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 4: you know so that Yeah, if you didn't set an
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 4: alarm and you have this regular routine of when you
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 4: get up for work, yes, like even on a day off,
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 4: like you might stay you might stay in bed afterwards,
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 4: and only you don't have to get up and go
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 4: to work. But you've you've woken up around at probably
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 4: ten or fifteen minutes when the same time you would
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 4: normally wake up. Yeah, that I understand. It's the weird
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 4: stuff about the or ring, Like I fell asleep at
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 4: exactly nine eleven on the plane took off at exactly
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 4: nine eleven, like it's you've ever been on huh no again,
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 4: it's just every time it has the opportunity to.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 2: It seems that it does fly more often than most,
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 2: and that one particular flight was nine to eleven. I'm
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 2: trying to and then the ring one particular night.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to in it's more frequent, like the or
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 4: ring in the flight and noticing the time much much
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 4: more often. Is all within the past, I would say
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 4: the past week, it's going to be ramping.
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 5: Up, okay, because I'm trying to figure if somebody else
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 5: was saying this, if you would make fun of them.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 4: Or not, you would it would sound crazy. But now
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 4: the more it's happened, I'm now starting to write it off,
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 4: you know, less as like just coincidence and more like dude,
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 4: I'm not getting That's the frustrating part. Is there a message?
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 4: I'm open to it, Lord, doom thing because nine one
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 4: one is where you call for emergencies. Uh, nine to eleven,
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 4: September eleventh. You know, tragedy, That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking, tragedy.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 13: You'll you'll win the lottery on Gina's point, people like
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 13: people will consider angel numbers of numbers that like follow
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 13: them around our triple numbers, right.
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 4: And wait, wait, what are you taking your head about, Jeff,
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 4: I'm laughing because someone said, what he's gonna die on
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 4: nine to eleven? At nine to eleven? Yeah, text, and
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 4: my I would go a portion as I realized I'm
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 4: taking my last breath. I would look over and see
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 4: the clock and go figures would be or is great?
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 4: I'll be damn it.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 2: But maybe it's a great thing that will happen on
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 2: nine eleven.
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 5: If you're gonna win nine hundred eleven thousand dollars.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 4: Maybe, so, he says, watch the movie the number twenty three.
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 4: It'll freak you out. That's that's what I want. Dude.
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 4: You're he's gonna make it worse.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 3: The nine to eleven Angel number is It says the
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 3: end of an old life in the start of a
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 3: fresh new chapter.
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 6: Notice how it's two very common often recurring numbers like
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 6: nine eleven. It's not eight point six, four, three, five, seven, eight.
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be like the lust.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 4: But what it was, it's not like it's a it's
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 4: one hundred and nineteen exactly, it's just a common or
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 4: one ninety one. It's always nine eleven.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 6: Two numbers that occur all the time everywhere.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 13: No, but if Nordy just notices it all frequently with
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 13: the with what Menace is saying, it sort of is
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 13: supposed to be, you're going to say, right track, it's
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 13: a good thing, like it's the numbers camp.
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 4: I'm actually paying attention to Samu when it comes to
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 4: this stuff yet.
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 13: But what I'm saying is if you're gonna believe in that,
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 13: and you're these numbers are following me, which is the
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 13: idea behind it, the more frequently you start seeing them
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 13: in a short period of time means you're on the
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 13: right track, like you're doing something right, but there's something
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 13: to get.
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, But I'm on the right track thinking like now
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking, oh, this is not good, this is ramping up,
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 4: is something bad. I'm waiting now for a shoe to drop.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 4: I'm on the right track.
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 3: On the right track for t is on the right
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 3: Especially once you start believing Sammy, that means doom for sure,
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 3: your life is over.
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 13: So if you don't have to believe me, but you're
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 13: the one searching for the meaning.
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 4: So, Sammy, if I'm not yeah, numbers repeating everywhere. I mean,
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 4: I'm on the wrong track, Yes, the wrong track of Ye,
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 4: what about eighty six.
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 7: Nine.
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 5: She's just saying it didn't have to be bad, like
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 5: Greg was saying.
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying, like, don't look at it as damn
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 2: it God.
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 4: This is this is like a situation. I really hope
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 4: I'm not right.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 5: You can be a little superstitious.
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, just going to a psychic and asking them,
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 6: we really should we really should be anoist.
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 4: I reached out to a friend of mine that does that,
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 4: so I'm gonna.
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 2: See if maybe he returns our.
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we can dig that it has the potential
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 4: to make it worse. Does the number eleven mean anything
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 4: to you, like your grandpa's birthday on the eleventh, or
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 4: when people's birthdays are Oh okay, never mind that dog.
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it's your grandpa, you know.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 5: Does the number twenty you mean anything to you because
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 5: it's eleven plus nine.
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, October twenty. It's my dog's birthday, that one I
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 4: do know. So it's the and you're very close to
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 4: your dog. Ye, you have a impact it's Cassie.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 2: Saying, Hi.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, someoney says my older brother sees nine eleven all
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 4: the time. I always see nine thirty two.
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 2: Whoa, Oh my god, something terrible is gonna hapen.
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 4: But I don't know. I never used to think that way.
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 4: But again, because of the increased frequency and and other
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 4: things other than just noticing the time, it's you know,
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 4: these other these other things that are popping up. Yeah,
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 4: like that's what's That's what's got me weird to doubt
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 4: buy it? All right, I know I told you I
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 4: was crazy.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's also it's also kind of girly. It is
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  Speaker 4: sounding crazy, just like, yeah, you have this giant lot
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  Speaker 4: it's too big, and I'm not laughing the woodie shoe. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I was sharing how nine to eleven and something I
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  Speaker 4: just keep noticing and it's become more frequent and it's
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  Speaker 4: legitimately starting to trip me out. Yeah, and you're right, Greg,
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  Speaker 4: I've just assigned it to something negative. Yeah, it could
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  Speaker 4: be very positive. Could be it could be very positive.
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  Speaker 2: It could be the day you get the best news ever.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of people have theories on the on the
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  Speaker 4: text over to two two nine eighty seven, and also
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  Speaker 4: a lot of people have that same kind of thing
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  Speaker 4: for whatever. Not everybody's taking it as a negative thing.
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  Speaker 4: But I think that's just my default. That's just my default, satting. Now,
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  Speaker 4: your my rais on detra right, right? Correct? I use
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  Speaker 4: that properly. I believe kind of Yeah, what was that
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  Speaker 4: word raised on detro raised.
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  Speaker 2: On reason for being?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like your f one. Yeah, it's like I'm just
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  Speaker 4: you know, I'm supposed to be told something by this.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know anyway. So here's here's something let's see
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  Speaker 4: if let's see if you agree with this one uh
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  Speaker 4: seven on fourth says that Gina, you were close. What
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  Speaker 4: he's number is not twenty nine. One one is nine
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  Speaker 4: plus one plus one that equals eleven equals one plus
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  Speaker 4: one equals two. What he's life path is two. Meaning
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  Speaker 4: see this is where like when the stuff that Sammy
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  Speaker 4: talks about astrology, when people say, oh, mercury is in retrograde,
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  Speaker 4: and people start talking in those kind of like uh,
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  Speaker 4: tarot cards and all this kind, I go, wait, what, well,
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  Speaker 4: here's an ox and this means you know what anyway,
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  Speaker 4: So my life path is a two meaning. In numerology,
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  Speaker 4: life path two represents the peacemaker and diplomat. If you
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  Speaker 4: carry this path, your core purpose is to master cooperation, balance, sensitivity,
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  Speaker 4: and partnerships. He's gonna you thrive on bringing people together,
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  Speaker 4: healing divides, and supporting others from a place of deep empathy.
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  Speaker 3: Deep empathy.
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  Speaker 4: So scrap that fairy.
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  Speaker 3: This is not you know what.
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  Speaker 13: Is all your life path number comes from your birthday
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  Speaker 13: and all that stuff, not just from a random number.
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  Speaker 5: You're seeing that.
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  Speaker 3: The last person I know to talk like this with
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  Speaker 3: all these numbers and stuff, he was high on meth. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: like legit, and he started talking about my question numbers.
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  Speaker 4: My wife, My wife will tell you that I have
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  Speaker 4: I become soft meaning she she says, I forget how
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  Speaker 4: she explained to you, Jeff. She was saying, like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: like I missed the old like angsty, Like I'm not
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  Speaker 4: angsty compared to how I used to be.
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  Speaker 5: What she misses it?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because I'm I give people more than benefit
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  Speaker 4: of the doubt now than I ever had before, which
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  Speaker 4: is true?
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  Speaker 16: Do you?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? I she has your She did say that, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: she she has a number of of examples. But I
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  Speaker 4: get people, well, I'm saying I give I give people
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  Speaker 4: you know, opportunity after opportunity after opportunity. It's like before
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  Speaker 4: I would have just ended that immediately, but it's like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I'm too I'm too soft on it now
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  Speaker 4: and yeah it doesn't doesn't like it.
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  Speaker 3: It's more limp biscuit.
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, in all honesty, like I I know that,
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  Speaker 4: uh you know, like just I look at some of
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  Speaker 4: the ways that you know, even at this last thing
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  Speaker 4: that we were just at, like my you know, my
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  Speaker 4: outlook is more I I do feel like I'm more
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  Speaker 4: into a pay it forward or you know, like kind
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  Speaker 4: of repay because I've gotten so much from different people
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  Speaker 4: in my career over time.
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  Speaker 5: There's nothing wrong with that.
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  Speaker 4: Right, right, I'm saying, but it's all the it's all
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  Speaker 4: these things that I'm paying way more attention to, so
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  Speaker 4: it's it's not completely wrong. I wouldn't call anything deep empathy.
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  Speaker 4: I have deep empathy for their working by my house
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  Speaker 4: when I feel like that's kind of weird.
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  Speaker 2: But your wife misses her manly man, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: when you go out in the without a jack.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly exactly. I don't know, but yeah, the what
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  Speaker 4: she say, it's based like how there's all these rules
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  Speaker 4: it's the way that people talk about it, which it's
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  Speaker 4: it's it's so so matter of fact.
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  Speaker 6: What you're picking up on is all these people tarot
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  Speaker 6: neurology fill in the blank with never stupidity. They're just
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  Speaker 6: doing she's laughing as if that's not true. Uh, all
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 6: they're doing is they, like you said, they've made rules
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  Speaker 6: for nonsense. But so have the people who design dungeons
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  Speaker 6: and dragons and religion. Well that's yeah, that's I will
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 6: put that to the side for the moment. But Harry Potter,
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 6: et cetera, et cetera. They've just they've they're just doing
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  Speaker 6: it with numbers. Like when they said your life path
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  Speaker 6: is too based on what Okay, Like.
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  Speaker 4: Why is religion different just because there's so many different
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  Speaker 4: religion I'm not I'm not picking on any one religion.
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  Speaker 5: It's a faith in something.
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  Speaker 6: Well again, this is a total side conversation. However, right,
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  Speaker 6: like if you have faith and like the lumerology stuff
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  Speaker 6: is true. A lot of what religion does is just
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  Speaker 6: explains the world. So take the Ten Commandments. You know
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  Speaker 6: that you don't have to know that God is to
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 6: tell you not to kill someone to know that it's bad.
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 6: But it codifies. Now you could argue shellfish and blah
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 6: blah blah blah blah and all the other mixing exactly
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  Speaker 6: like all those things or what you're what you probably
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 6: mean by random rules. So that's why I kind of
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 6: throw religion to the side for the moment, just as
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 6: focus on why the number.
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  Speaker 4: Two means that you are a deep empathy verson.
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  Speaker 5: Just bunt remind remind everyone what your birthday is?
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  Speaker 4: October thirtieth.
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  Speaker 5: All right, I'm gonna tell your life path number.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: While you look that up, I can explain numerology if
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  Speaker 2: I can quote my late aunt who went through this
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  Speaker 2: hippie dippy ethereal spiritual psychic phase. I said, what is numerology?
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 2: And to quote her, you know number and that was it.
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  Speaker 4: You know numbers? Number? Do you find it?
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  Speaker 16: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: If I did this right, there's a lot of funky
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  Speaker 5: ways you're supposed to add this up. But it looks
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  Speaker 5: like your life path number.
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  Speaker 3: Should be four four And what does that mean?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know life path four. I don't know lying
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  Speaker 4: who's got time? I hope my life path is sixty nine.
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  Speaker 18: Yeah, you know, I'm talking about dude, like.
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  Speaker 4: in the week, Greg Gory. Yeah, parting words of wisdom please.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, specifically for Gina. If somebody texts you and says
• 2:11:39
  Speaker 2: call me, just call them and say text me and
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  Speaker 2: hang up.
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  Speaker 14: Thank you. I will do that.
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  Speaker 5: There are no two worst words.
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  Speaker 4: this bitch.