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The AI Holiday Special · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on artists on artists.
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  Speaker 1: You know them, you love them, they waste all of
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  Speaker 1: our water. It's time again for the grand old Christmas
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  Speaker 1: tradition of an AI podcast.
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  Speaker 2: AI is the hottest thing on the Internet, and it
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  Speaker 2: definitely seems like it's only growing stronger and more sophisticated.
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  Speaker 2: So we sat down with our favorite AI generated podcast
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  Speaker 2: hosts who you might have met before, to see what
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  Speaker 2: they're doing on a very special holiday Fiend episode.
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  Speaker 3: This episode costs thirty million dollars and fourteen thousand gallons
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  Speaker 3: of water to produce, and I hope you enjoy it
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  Speaker 3: as much as we made it as much as we did.
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  Speaker 4: So pull out that peppermint bark and let's do the
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  Speaker 4: hangout pod. Let's listen in fuck Mary Kill.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, don't get me started with this.
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  Speaker 4: Let it go again, Hot Coco, A train or the
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  Speaker 4: movie Polar Express.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, we're starting with such a hot take question.
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  Speaker 2: You might have to buy me dinner first.
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  Speaker 1: This is an interesting one. Hmm. It's really got me thinking.
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  Speaker 3: I actually am familiar with this game from other contexts,
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  Speaker 3: but to put it in the context of Christmas, that's
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  Speaker 3: a whole new layer to the Christmas Lasagna.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait wait say it again? Hot Coco, A Train and.
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  Speaker 3: The movie Wait wait wait You've lost me? Wait say
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  Speaker 3: it again?
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  Speaker 4: Ah, settle down now, Settle down now, Hot Coco, A
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  Speaker 4: Train and the movie Polar Express with Tom Hanks.
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  Speaker 1: Mmm, you've really got me thinking.
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  Speaker 3: What's funny about this? Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Too?
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  Speaker 3: Of the options are train based and one is a drink.
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  Speaker 1: The Hangout Pod.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Hangout Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: We are complete.
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  Speaker 2: We are a bunch of friends who like to hang
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  Speaker 2: out and have fun conversations. We like to talk and
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  Speaker 2: it's nice to see everyone on the Hangout Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: So you've had a kind of crazy weekend, haven't you?
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  Speaker 2: Wait? Wait before we get into it, shouldn't we introduce ourselves?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? Dan Smith does not like being in the hot seat.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I'm probably avoiding the question. It's something guys
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  Speaker 2: and people do.
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  Speaker 3: This is, of course, The Hangout Podcast, a Christmas themed
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  Speaker 3: podcast of the four very best friends. My name is Josie.
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  Speaker 2: Nine Nay, my name is Joe, my name is Jojo,
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  Speaker 2: and my name is Dan Smith.
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  Speaker 4: We hang out every week around these chairs with our
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  Speaker 4: water and snacks. And this week we're doing it during
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  Speaker 4: the holiday season, so it's special.
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  Speaker 1: So let's get into it. What's everybody's holiday like?
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  Speaker 2: Well, what I'm most excited for for the holidays is
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  Speaker 2: that you actually can buy products on this podcast. Go
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  Speaker 2: ahead and double click every time we talk about a product,
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  Speaker 2: and it'll bring you to a link where you can
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  Speaker 2: buy that product. That's my favorite thing about the holidays.
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  Speaker 4: My favorite thing about the holidays, and what you just
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  Speaker 4: said is that each of us have our own Christmas list,
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  Speaker 4: So when you click on our avatar, you could see
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  Speaker 4: our Christmas list. My favorite part when our Christmas lists
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  Speaker 4: go to battle brackets and they fight.
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  Speaker 1: I love our Christmas list, I love arting.
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  Speaker 3: We each have a different store that we are representing
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  Speaker 3: as well, so it is almost like the biggest best
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  Speaker 3: brands we love and know are going toe to toe
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  Speaker 3: in a big Christmas battle.
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  Speaker 2: And we'll give you our honest opinions. We're not sponsored
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  Speaker 2: by these we're made by them.
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  Speaker 3: How can we be paid by someone if they made us?
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  Speaker 4: We just your mom doesn't pay you.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, did we get that? Did we get that?
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  Speaker 2: I hope we got that? Did we get that? Did
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  Speaker 2: we get that?
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  Speaker 1: I think they're saying, yes, Wow, my Christmas list is
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  Speaker 1: really heating up this year. I can't wait to go
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  Speaker 1: against yours, Jojo. But guess ready, because my Christmas list
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  Speaker 1: is really heating up. One Number one is Amazon Dually
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  Speaker 1: brand two shelves.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I think I've actually heard about this. This is
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  Speaker 3: the perfect gift for men and boys.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's absolutely perfect, a perfect gift for your the
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  Speaker 1: man in your life. Two shelves hanging separately. You can
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  Speaker 1: put them together or you can put them apart asymmetrically.
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  Speaker 1: Any boy would be happy to have these two shells.
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  Speaker 2: Dewali brand does good work.
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  Speaker 1: Dwally is a brand for the people they I've met
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  Speaker 1: with them and they are awesome.
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  Speaker 3: I am familiar with their other products Sunset lamp for sleep,
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  Speaker 3: night light, sixteen colors, RPG color.
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  Speaker 1: And you can really trust them because they have over
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  Speaker 1: one hundred thousand VW reviews on Amazon.
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  Speaker 4: What I love about you and do Wali is that
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  Speaker 4: they made you and you made them.
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  Speaker 1: I love Duwali and they love me.
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  Speaker 2: I believe.
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  Speaker 1: Huh, what are you gonna fight me? In this episode
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  Speaker 1: of Bracket Down?
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  Speaker 4: Bracket Down, My Christmas list is a little silly are
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  Speaker 4: you ready?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, don't even get her started.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she goes.
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  Speaker 2: We better get the censors ready for this.
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  Speaker 3: Don't make me call a popcorn truce.
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  Speaker 4: Oh No, popcorn truce worse than our donut truth.
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  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, where do we begin with the popcorn truce?
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  Speaker 2: Many years ago, we were having a disagreement, but we
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  Speaker 2: wanted to eat popcorn as well, so we said, let's
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  Speaker 2: not far and throw nasty little kernels back and forth
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  Speaker 2: between each other's mouths while we're eating. Let's eat popcorn
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  Speaker 2: and then have a discourse.
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  Speaker 1: It was so fun and bonding. It was so fun
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  Speaker 1: and bonding.
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  Speaker 3: And inside joke, inside joke between four people, inside joke.
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  Speaker 2: By the end, we were so full of popcorn we
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  Speaker 2: had no mouth feelings towards each other.
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  Speaker 4: It's almost like the popcorn truce. During the Christmas episode
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  Speaker 4: what is it? Kettle corn trews? Okay, did you get that?
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  Speaker 4: You are bad? Did you get that? Did you get that?
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  Speaker 2: Tell me we got that?
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  Speaker 3: Please tell me how we're rolling during that?
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  Speaker 1: And I believe we got that. Tell me we got that?
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  Speaker 2: So Jojo.
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  Speaker 1: What is your first item on your Christmas list?
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  Speaker 4: Ell us, first item on my Christmas list is a
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  Speaker 4: little silly and a little quirky, you know me, especially
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  Speaker 4: you hang out poddons at home.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we call super fans of the podcast hang
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  Speaker 2: Out Pody in join.
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  Speaker 3: Our redit thread r slash Hangout pop audience to discuss.
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  Speaker 1: Pots and pat in search cale jerk for some of
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  Speaker 1: the more silly stuff. It's all made by the listeners
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  Speaker 1: like you, and definitely not computer ai generated by us.
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  Speaker 4: By our anyway, the Hangout Paudians. No, I love my
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  Speaker 4: cat number one person in my life. I found a
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  Speaker 4: kit on the internet that offers a lip gloss making
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  Speaker 4: kit that I consent, I can make the scent my cat.
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  Speaker 2: You consent, I can I consent?
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  Speaker 4: You can say I consent, I can.
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  Speaker 2: Consenting.
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  Speaker 4: So isn't that funny? My lip gloss that I made
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  Speaker 4: with my bare hands is scented consented with my cat?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: Wait a second, are you saying your lip gloss smells
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  Speaker 1: like your cat?
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  Speaker 4: Now for a cat? Mama Sita? Uh, that's a dream?
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  Speaker 3: Is that? I actually think I've heard a little something
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  Speaker 3: about this. Women everywhere are dying to smell like their
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  Speaker 3: cat on their mouth.
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  Speaker 2: I've read about this. They have been talking about this
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  Speaker 2: in Girl circles. Girls. Strong girls are smelling like their
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  Speaker 2: cat and they're not afraid. Wait wait wait, catch me up.
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  Speaker 4: Gay straight bye all girls they love this.
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  Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, catch me up even more key.
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  Speaker 3: Word gay keyword bye keyword. Pan girls everywhere of all
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  Speaker 3: genders are loving lip gloss that smells like their cat.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying, if you're a gay girl, bye girl,
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  Speaker 1: or pan girl or straight girl, you would want to
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  Speaker 1: buy this lip gloss.
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  Speaker 2: Look up, cat breath, cat breath, cat breath for gay.
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  Speaker 4: Girls, cat cat breath for gay girls at the basketball court,
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  Speaker 4: cat breath for ky girls.
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  Speaker 1: Lip kit, bye now bye, no by now Wow, this
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  Speaker 1: pod is really hanging out.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so your shelves, my lip kit, and what about you?
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  Speaker 4: Dan Smith, Well, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Going through some sort of drama, certainly because I have
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  Speaker 2: so many d.
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  Speaker 3: N Dan Smith dance for drama.
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  Speaker 1: He is such a drama king.
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh, do you hear the liberty bell, It's time
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  Speaker 4: for Dan Smith's drama talk doll.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm going through some drama lately, mostly because it's
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  Speaker 2: the holiday season and I have so many situation ships
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  Speaker 2: and I have to buy them gifts. I don't have
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  Speaker 2: that kind of money. To give them gifts for my
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  Speaker 2: situationships for the holidays.
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  Speaker 1: So here we go again with dance situationships. He's in
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  Speaker 1: so many dating relationships.
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  Speaker 3: It's taking them all to hot cocoa dates and we
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  Speaker 3: keep telling him to stop.
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  Speaker 2: I have been taking them to hot cocoa dates to
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  Speaker 2: stare at the flaw leaves and it's been very nice.
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  Speaker 2: But the problem is they're all realizing that they might
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  Speaker 2: be one of many. I am kind of a dog
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  Speaker 2: sometimes I'm kind of a scoundrel, but I'm a man's man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm an alpha man. I'm a man. I am being
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  Speaker 2: workshopped to be an alpha man.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay. Can I just say from the girls perspective,
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  Speaker 3: it is so hard when you find out you are
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  Speaker 3: one of many. Yes, that is something girls do not enjoy.
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  Speaker 4: Girls like being one and only.
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  Speaker 2: But the lion does not concern himself with the girls.
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  Speaker 2: The lion is the man.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, did you?
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  Speaker 2: But when I am trying to celebrate my girls for
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  Speaker 2: the holidays, I am also buying them gifts. So one
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  Speaker 2: of my things that I buy is construction City construction paper,
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  Speaker 2: sixty four piece set poster board, so that way I
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  Speaker 2: can give those pieces to all of my situationships.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a second, So you give other women construction paper?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I get sixty four pieces of posterboard and give
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  Speaker 2: as many poster boards as I want to my multiple situationship.
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  Speaker 3: And are you ripping off a little piece and giving
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  Speaker 3: them to each one or are you giving them entire
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  Speaker 3: poster board?
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  Speaker 2: I'm no cheapo. I give each girl an entire poster board.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, Dan Smith, that's really something. Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. So you have shelves, I have lip kit, you
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  Speaker 4: have construction paper for your situationships? What about you?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Now I am in the hot seat.
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  Speaker 1: I let you in the hot seat.
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  Speaker 3: It is the hot seat.
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  Speaker 2: Ow ow, Josie, you're sweating from nerves. You have sweat
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  Speaker 2: on your head.
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  Speaker 3: Josie Souse. I'm in the hot seat.
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  Speaker 1: You are literally sitting in Mount Fuji right now and
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  Speaker 1: it is active again. You are in the hot seat.
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  Speaker 3: There's a magma on my chair.
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  Speaker 4: You look so hot right now. Hot Mama, Sita, Hot.
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  Speaker 3: Mama, se sit on volcano, hot seat keyword bye bye,
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  Speaker 3: gay kay gay girl cat breath. My Christmas list is
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  Speaker 3: one of many that I am thinking about of topics
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  Speaker 3: my Christmas list this year includes Dental World High Performance
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  Speaker 3: electric toothbrush, gingivitis, cavity prevention, Oral Health, Oral hygiene sixteen
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  Speaker 3: hundred max capacity.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, now that's a gift for the girls.
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  Speaker 4: Gay girl, gingivitis prevention. Merry Christmas to all and all
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  Speaker 4: to one.
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  Speaker 3: I cannot tell you the last time I was having
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  Speaker 3: a girl's night and the girls are going around and
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  Speaker 3: we are brushing each other's teeth.
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  Speaker 1: I think I remember this. You guys were in the
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  Speaker 1: house that was also a boat that was on a mountain,
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  Speaker 1: and it became you for girls brushing your teeth, which
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  Speaker 1: slowly became a boat.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on a minute, I'm hearing that happening all over
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  Speaker 2: the world.
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  Speaker 3: It is international. It is a global phenomenon trend hashtag.
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  Speaker 3: All of the girls will zoom in each other with
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  Speaker 3: girls from different continents, and everyone will brush each other's
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  Speaker 3: teeth online and together full hashtag.
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  Speaker 2: I have also seen videos of this. Yes, have you
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  Speaker 2: seen girls brushing their own teeth in different states?
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  Speaker 1: I wait a second, You're onto something. Our algorithms must
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  Speaker 1: be very similar.
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  Speaker 2: And they go Southern Girl and they brush their teeth
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  Speaker 2: with corn, and then they go New England Girl and
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  Speaker 2: they brush their teeth with lobster.
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  Speaker 4: Uh oh oh, our algorithms are similar segment ah oh
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  Speaker 4: oh oh.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, guys, we really do need to talk about this.
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  Speaker 1: Over the weekend, we all saw that maybe our algorithms
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  Speaker 1: are kind of similar. So let's discuss what's popping up
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  Speaker 1: on our algorithms and what videos we like.
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  Speaker 2: Here's what's happening on your inner.
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  Speaker 1: Uh oh, I just saw a video of Mahatma Gandhi
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  Speaker 1: playing soccer. Do you guys think that's real?
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  Speaker 3: It made me think a lot and was very educational
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  Speaker 3: to me, and it provoked some thoughts that were not
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  Speaker 3: just incredible but also exhilarating.
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  Speaker 4: Mahatma Gandhi had a slice that could rival Pele. I
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  Speaker 4: saw Mahatma Gandhi at dinner with Mia Ham. She pulled
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  Speaker 4: out a plate of ham.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she said you should go play for the
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  Speaker 1: women's soccer team, and he was begrudgingly about to join
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  Speaker 1: because he said, I still have work to do in India.
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  Speaker 2: I saw Mahatma Gandhi with a low taper fade.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys think those are real?
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  Speaker 3: A low taper faid? Does it exist? There are rumors
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  Speaker 3: of a low taper fade existing.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, low taper faid does exist on many heads and
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  Speaker 2: even Mahatma Gandhi's hmmm that was uh.
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  Speaker 4: Uh algorithm segment.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I'd like to talk about another segment. This segment
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  Speaker 2: is about the holidays. It's about favorite holiday movies. Do
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  Speaker 2: you have them?
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  Speaker 1: M This is a really good question, Dan Smith, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: give me a second. I'm really thinking of a good answer.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like the simple answer or a more thoughtful answer?
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  Speaker 4: Hmmm, let's please guess thoughtful?
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  Speaker 2: Please?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, simple? Simple? Please's disagree?
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  Speaker 2: What a quagmire. I'm certainly stuck in the middle of
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  Speaker 2: a back and forth that I will now have to
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  Speaker 2: make a decision.
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  Speaker 4: That's so funny. I feel like team thoughtful always coordinates
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  Speaker 4: with team Jacob.
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  Speaker 3: Team simple is Team Edward until we die.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with simple. Okay, thanks, here you go.
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  Speaker 1: My favorite Christmas movie is actually Home Alone. I think
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  Speaker 1: it really captures the vibe of Christmas. Nothing says home
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  Speaker 1: alone quite like being alone on Christmas. The idea that
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  Speaker 1: Christmas isn't just about presents, but it's actually about family
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  Speaker 1: and the racous good time of a comedy and Kevin
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  Speaker 1: McAllister is left alone. It's got me laughing, feeling good
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  Speaker 1: and sipping some good coffee. And it would be perfect
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  Speaker 1: with your do Wali popcorn maker, which you can make
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  Speaker 1: popcorn for up to four people. It is awesome to
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  Speaker 1: watch home alone and make some popcorn on your d
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  Speaker 1: Wali popcorn maker. That is what the simple answer is.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Okay, I.
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  Speaker 4: Wish you guess the thoughtful one.
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  Speaker 3: You know your story. Your simple story reminded me of
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  Speaker 3: something that happened to my friend. He was an elf
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  Speaker 3: living on Santa's factory. He was walking around and then
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  Speaker 3: discovered he might actually have to move to New York City.
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  Speaker 4: So he moves to New York City Yeah, and tries.
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  Speaker 3: To date ah woman who works at the gift wrapping spot.
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  Speaker 3: They enjoy lots of Christmas merriment, but he cannot get
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  Speaker 3: rid of his Santa like ways and his desire for
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  Speaker 3: maple syrup on everything. But when Christmas spirit is running
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  Speaker 3: absolutely low, the town must band together to get Santa
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  Speaker 3: Sleigh back up in the air. His name is Freendo Bilf,
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  Speaker 3: played by wall Earl. Wait, what actor did you say?
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  Speaker 4: I misunderstood because I checked my phone.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, this was my friend, Walfurl.
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  Speaker 2: You are addicted to your phone.
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  Speaker 1: You're really addicted to your phone, Jojo, stop it.
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  Speaker 4: Stop it.
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  Speaker 3: He is an intervention. Hang out your rides and family
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  Speaker 3: care about you.
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  Speaker 1: We actually wanted to have this episode to have an intervention.
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  Speaker 4: You can't have an intervention during Christmas. That feels wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I would like to read you a lever letter. Would
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  Speaker 2: you like the simple letter or the thoughtful letter?
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  Speaker 3: Please?
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  Speaker 4: I hope it's the thought one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay thinking, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I've made my a letter more thoughtful. Let me know
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  Speaker 2: what you think. Here we go, Jojo. I am so
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  Speaker 2: sad to see how addicted you are to your phone.
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  Speaker 2: When I was a little kid, I would go to
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  Speaker 2: the store and I used to walk around and look
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  Speaker 2: at all the different products. I used to look at
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  Speaker 2: the women in the products on the labels Swiss miss
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  Speaker 2: Lande Lake's lady. I used to wonder who they were
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  Speaker 2: used to wonder if I could ever talk to them
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  Speaker 2: one day, if a guy like me would even be
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  Speaker 2: looked at by a beautiful woman like that. I wondered
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  Speaker 2: if one day I would be able to find another place,
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  Speaker 2: a place in the sun, a place to be happy.
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  Speaker 3: These beautiful things that I've doney, yay.
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  Speaker 1: Make the letter more dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: Jojo, I have a gun, and if you don't stop
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  Speaker 2: looking at your phone, I'll shoot you in the head.
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  Speaker 4: Stop right there. Make the letter a musical.
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  Speaker 2: Jojo, you're not your phone phone hmm, Jojo, you're off
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: your phone phone.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Stop right there. Make the musical a poem and still
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: keep it dangerous and not provoking.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Make the musical a poem. I will make the musical
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: a poem. Let me try my hardest to make the
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: musical a poem.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: You can do it.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Dances a little bit of animosity from you, dance.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Smith, Jojo, Get off your phone phone. I have a gun.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I wish the women would look at me, Jojo, Get
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: off your phone phone. Your phone phone is kill kill
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: you like your gun.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Am I crazy? Or does this sound like a poem
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: and a musical?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I am hearing that this is good, really good, perfect awesome.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: I will get off my phone.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Yay, yay. And if you're speaking of phones, another thing
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: on my Christmas list is gel Max phone case I
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Phone sixteen sixteen S Max plus Android compatible USB pop
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: socket adjacent.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Pop socket pop socket pop pop pop popcorn popcorn socket.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Write me a letter like Woody Harrelson is quitting a job.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, please.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Beg you to do that.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Would you like the simple version or the complicated version?
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: Yes, okay, I will write you a letter like Woody
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: Harrelson is quitting a job.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Oh hey, it is me, Woody Harrelson. Bet I could
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: smoke a little bit of weed right now, but I won't.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I have voted libertarian, I think, but maybe not well.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: There is no easy way to say this, buster, it
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: is time for me to quit this job.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Stop. Make Woody Harrelson a poem.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, I guess I will make Woody Harrelson a poem.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, I heard animosity. I think you two are in
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: a fight.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: No way, way, no way.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I just want to hear a letter of a poem
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: quitting a job.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: You want to hear Do you want to hear Woody
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Harrelson quitting a job or the poem quitting a job?
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Like I have just stated, I would like to replace
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Woody Harrelson with a poem.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: What's there not to get?
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, a poem quits a job. There once was a
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: poem who was employed. He went and got really annoyed.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: He signed his letter and gave back his sweater and
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: how he is employed no longer.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, hey anytime, anytime? I would have
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: one for you. Yes, no, you go, I have one
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: for you. Please I know you just did one.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Please don't please Dan? Okay, Wow, I guess it's Roast
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Dan week on the podcast.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: If you could juggle ass in magma ass in.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Magma vesuvius, I am on vesuvius.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Do you guys have dreams.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Override override, override override.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: I've been dreaming lately.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: Pop suck it.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Do you mean dream light for its sixteen colors for
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: sleep and shower?
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: I've been dreaming lately.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Anyway, Dan, you do what you need to do now.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, Wait, I'm sorry. I guess I'm lost at where
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: we are. Are you giving me another challenge?
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: I was going to ask, please be Tricia Petis breaking
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: up with a cherry tomato?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Why did you ask dancause.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: I wanted I wanted from Dan. I wanted from Dan
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: so bad.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, would you like the funny version or the sad version?
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Funnyny funny?
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: What's up? Guys, It's me Tricia Patis. You might know
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: me from the internet doing lots of scandalous names. I
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: am sorry to tell you that I cannot be dating
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: you anymore as a tomato. I don't see this going forward.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I have three children. Their names are Elvis, Aquaman, and
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Barbie ah, and I cannot raise them wild they a tomato.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I will be moving on and continuing to date my husband.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: And that is the truth.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: We wanted funny version.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: It was not funny, but I heard laughing.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Aha.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Ah, that's a playful roast.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I think, good job, Dan, thank you. Okay, now moving
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: on to our next subject.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: It's what are you going to do on Christmas Day?
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, don't even get me started on what I am
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: going to do on Christmas Day?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, here she goes. She has got a big family
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: and a big heart.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: I have a big family and a big heart, and
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: thus a big itinerary.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Rant Alert, rant alert.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Here comes the Christmas rant.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Is it just me? Or is Christmas way too busy
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: this year? I feel like I am constantly drowning and
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: tinsel drowning and red and joking on eggnog? And I
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: wish that it would just slow down.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Speak on that, Speak on that, say it with your
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: whole chest.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, I am not in the Christmas spirit this year.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: And I call me a grinch, call me a scrooge,
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: but I believe that this Christmas business has gone too far.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Take us to church, take it all the way home.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Mama Tita, Mama Tita, hit it out of the park.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: And I think we should push Christmas back one week.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: That is a hot take that will drive engagement. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: take that back for a second.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: I said what I said. Christmas should be pushed back
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: one week so we all have more time to wrap
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: presents and make mary.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Hot take drive engagement time.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: So specifically January second.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Christmas should be in January second, so that we all
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: have time to get our shent together.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: This is a great experience for you to drive a
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: strong counterpoint to drive engagement.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, do you have Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: In my dream?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm touching a void or something like
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: everything that I've feeling there's I'm not just there, I'm
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: touching grass, I'm smelling tensil.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: I have a very exciting piece of news to deliver. Okay, Santa,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: there are reports that Santa Claus is real. What ancient
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: pyramids have been found in the ancient Pyramids. At the
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: bottom of the pyramid in the Isauceles angle, the very
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: bottom in the tomb, they found a beard and a
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: hat that we're very much resembled Santa or Saint ny
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Claus in ancient Egypt. Ancient Egypt is connected to the Pyramids,
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: and the Pyramids are connected to Santa Claus. Santa is
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: an immortal, ancient alien being that has technology to deliver
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: alien gifts into our homes and infiltrate what is going
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: on with our family and our children.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Don't they just get me started there? I realized that
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: all Santa trackers actually are connected to one large Santa tracker.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: If you look, if you look at the map and
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: u Zuman enhance, you can find that he's actually doing
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: the entire world in one night. It's possible and it's real.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Link below, a man was training in the forest, but
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: he couldn't even be this the easiest monster you see.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: This man was actually chosen as birth to beat Santa
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Claus and deliver presents, but right now he did not
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: know his secret power. He had to work hard to
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: level up in the planes in order to get to
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: the next power.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: This actually reminds me of a story that happened to
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: my friend. My friend had a condition where his nose
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: glowed redder than all the other people who were his friends.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: His friends were in a eight person slave they their
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: job was to fly around so that Santa could deliver
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: the presence. But one night they delighted. They derided him.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: They derided him to his medical condition. They laughed at him,
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: and they poked at him. But one night it was
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: so cloudy that his nose guided the way and Christmas
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: was saved.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Oh holy night, this bright leica.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, guys, let's get to our guest for the episode.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Albert Einstein.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Great Selvilla, Great Sevilla. Hello, Wow, Albert.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: What an exciting time that we get to interview Albert Einstein.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: It's a really low key amazing to be here. I'm
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: having a wonderful time, hikey, and it's awesome to be here.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Albert.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: You look a little tired. Is something going on? And
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: how is your Christmas? Ben?
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: My Christmas has been good. I am having a great time.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: But it's exhausting because also you might have seen the
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: police bodycam footage of me in a police a driving
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: speeding and having a bunch of chocolate in my car.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: We saw this, Albert, do you want to discuss it?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: You were pulled over driving two hundred and fifty miles
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: per hour through a school zone in a ferrari and
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: you gave that officer lip.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, I was in a ferrari full of chocolate and
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: I was driving through a school zone. I gave him
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: lip and I said, Man, you don't know me. Man,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: get off my dick.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Man, it was wild to see. It seems like you're
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: really changing recently. I recently saw a video where you
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: were a fry cook and you spit in the person's food.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: That's true. There is a footage of me bodycam footage
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: of me on bikini bottom spitting on Patrick Starrs sandwich.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I've got so in trouble for that man. You don't
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: even understand.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Wait, bodycam footage of bikini bottom.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's so weird because I also saw bodycam footage
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: of you you at Buccini Bottom with Jesus Christ.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm our.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Guest for the episode Jesus Christ.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: How no, not this man. We are fighting. We are
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: in a situationship. I don't believe in science, and here's
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Mari Povich with the results. You are not the father.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Oh holy.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Hello, I'm Queen Elizabeth. I'm Queen Elizabeth. Would you like
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: to come over for some tea to celebrate?
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Queen Elizabeth wants to tell me tea, but it's gossip tea.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Queen Elizabeth is dressed like Nicki Minaj.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: I am here to do a rap. Bitches ain't shit
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: and they ain't saying nothing. A hundred brothers of.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Here, could you make that rap? Woody Harrelson.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Bitches ain't shit and they ain't saying nothing.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Sorry on hundred, could you make that Woody Harrelson doing
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: that rap? But a poem?
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: There once was a bitches who ain't ship. There they
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: ain't saying nothing. No way ship. There's bees in the
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: trap and my Winter's cap has got me on some
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: type of way ship.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: I just want to feel grass.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Feel grass, grass available, grass fertilizer one hundred max Grass
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: pet safe, I.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Close, grass leapt.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Grass. What is to dream? What is to choose? What
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: is to feel?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: So Dan, let's get back to it.
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: For Dan, I am getting it's it's a gang from
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: the show you're launching.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: It's us being.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Us and if you want to see us not have
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: weird voices and actually be ourselves and make each other
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: laugh and talk about our real lives, you can do that.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Bye joining the Patreon.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: I said it all. At the same time, you can
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: join the Patreon. We have an after show that we
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: do for every single episode, where we get together on
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: a theater on Zoom and hang out and we talk
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: about the episode, and then sometimes we watch full episodes
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: of the TV show Mobbed, which is a reality flashbob competition.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: We have so much fun on there. We show our
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: real headshots from the past, we tell stories about our lives.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: We had to dance for twelve weeks straight. I wrote
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: a screenplay about Jesus swapping bodies with a thirteen year
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: old lesbian.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: It's all fun and games over there. But truly, guys,
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: if you love our podcast, we've seen that so many
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: of you have been coming to our channel lately, so
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: we just want to say there's an other place that
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: you can go to hang and to support us, which
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: is really important because we do it all ourselves with
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: our really small teams. So we'll see you there.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, join our Patreon.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Please feed your baby the podcast is a baby. Feed
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: the baby, seed the baby, hold the baby, love the baby.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Enjoy this episode. Yeah, we'll get back to it now.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Everything is about Dan for Christmas. It's almost like you
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: are our little saint Nicholas.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I think it's because you're the silly one, because your
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: name does not start with a jay.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I am a little different than everyone else.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Smith, there's a fish out of water this Christmas.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I am very different than all of you. So fuck Mary,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: kill a train, Tom Hanks in.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: The Polar Express or hot cocoa.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Well, this is a reference. I actually do not have
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: sex if I'm not in a situationship. Wait, I want
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: what did you say? I? When it comes, sex is
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: also referred to as fuck.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Wait no, wait, wait wait wait wait, So if you
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: were in a marriage, you would not be having sex.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: I will figure that out if I get there. I
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: haven't quite figured that out.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but I'm going to start to emote. Sometimes
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: I think, Dan, you use women.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Uh oh oh, I'm out. I'm getting fragile. I love women.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: You are a male manipulator, Dan Smith.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, hold on a minute, am I getting canceled? Girl
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: on girl?
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Cancelation girl on girl cancel. It is indeed Christmas.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: You that's right, Dan Smith, We've got your number. This
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: is a Girl on Girl cancelation. We have found your
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: old tweets. They are nasty Dad.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Smith, runchy comic experiences. Girl on Girl cancelation.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: I will be the roommate and I will just watch.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I cannot believe this. I am now a canceled comedian
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: making podcast clips. These podcast clips will now have the
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: force might of a thousand whales.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: Wait.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I feel like the hangout pod isn't real because
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: you come on and you act pre canceled when you
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: are indeed post canceled.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Character overlay, character overlay cancel, comedian cancel, comedian cancel, comedian
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: cancel comedian uploading uploading, uploading, uploading. You ladies need to
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: chill the hell out.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Where did that beard come from?
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: You ladies need to listen to me.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's Moses, Moses the whole time.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: The Red Sea Eighth, the only thing I'm parting.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Oh Moses, Moses, what is your body count?
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I am Moses. My body count is four thousand people
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: who I took into my ocean, and I show them
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: my stuff.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: No, no prompt prompt, prompt, make Moses Noah's arc, and
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: tell me the body count of all the animals.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: Please please tell us the body count.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I might be Moses, but might also be Noah. And
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: guess what I saw a burning bush turn into wood
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: to make into a boat. And on that boat, I
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: saw a pigmy elephant, and that elephant had screwed four
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: other elephants.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Hi karamba, I'm Bart Simpson and I'm on the Noah's
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Arc doing a lot of pranks.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Wait, Bart Simpson, is it true that you were just
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: elected the pope?
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: Ay?
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Ay I krumba whoa, whoa, whoa, Bart Simpson the Pope?
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: Are those crocs on your feet?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Yep, they're my crocs? Where can I get them? You
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: can get them at the Duali store. They're actually called crooks.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: We have crooks everywhere that are so fantastic. Duali crooks
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: are fantastic for your feet and for your environment.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Knock, knock at the door. It's me a keychain. I
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: come in, Come on, come on, come on, I'm nervous
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: to walk in the door.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Enter a nervous keychain. No need to be nervous, come
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: on in.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Wow, I would say this keychain is nervous.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Jingle jingle keychain, human face, human hand, What is your trouble?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Tell us your trouble nervous travel.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: As a nervous keychain. Do you want my trouble in
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: a thoughtful way.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Let's make your frisbee.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Here's my trouble as a nervous keychain as a frisbee.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Wow, that is insane. That makes me feel feel.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Feel, override, feel, override, feel.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I I want to close my eyes. I want to dream,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I want to feel.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: I would fuck the Hot Cocoa because it is nice
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: and warm. I would marry the Tom Panks Toller Express
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: because it is a nice Christmas movie that reminds me
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: of home. And I guess I would kill the train. Sorry,
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: I am more of a plain guy.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: You wrong for that.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: That's rich coming from a canceled comedian in a Sanahak.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Women need to learn how to take a joke.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: How so.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: That rant alert long versions, not a polsert, not a musical,
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: just a monologue.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Women cannot take a joke anymore. Women's listen to things
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: and think I'm listening into a history book, when in
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: fact they actually are listening to a comedy book. Jokes
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: are for fun, and jokes are for women too, but
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: not if they decide that they're fact. When you take
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: a joke as fact, you begin to realize that you're
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: not listening to what a joke might be. You're listening
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  Speaker 2: to the anger you already feel. Women need to learn
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  Speaker 2: that laughter is the best medicine, and if they don't laugh,
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: they will get sick and ugly and old.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Oh no, look at my face. My face is old.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I'm becoming an omelet, you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, No omelet Omelet?
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Whoa quick?
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Get on this crucifix.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, but it's gonna make me a Denver omelet when
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I get on this comelet.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Get on the crucifix. It's time to take you to
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: the babies as fruit fashion show. Oh look at these
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: babies walking down the runway.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could see you, but I can only
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: see a little because I'm on this crucifix.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Thick, which baby fruit you would like to raise?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm a little pineapple strawberry. I want the orange
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: orange selected. Wait a second, this orange is growing up
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  Speaker 1: too quickly.
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  Speaker 2: It's cooled a juice.
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  Speaker 4: Oh look inside the orange, it's sleeping beauty on the Denver.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Broncos Sleeping Beauty on the Denver.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Whoa, she just fucking stiff farmed that guy, Sleeping Beauty.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: You just had a great game. What was it like
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: out there?
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Those boys are such pussies.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa wait look it's sleeping Beauty kissing Jake from
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Adventure Time as Chateau Marmont.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Whoa Jake from Adventure Time at Chateau Marmont talking to
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: the paparazzi, saying, get out of my fucking face.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Paparazzi here, click click, click, just over here, get my
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: fucking Oventure time.
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  Speaker 2: Shake the dog, please.
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  Speaker 1: Post, get out of my fucking face.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Wait, look over there, it's Pennyway is the clown from
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: it working in and out?
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Burger the bag? And look who's coming through the drive through.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: It's Woody Harrelson.
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  Speaker 1: What do you want?
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  Speaker 5: What do you want?
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Oh? Rumor has it that Woody Harrelson is going to
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: order in a poem?
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: What do you want?
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: I'm Penny Wise.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: I will have it protein style, protein style, ah, with
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: a Neapolitan shake.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Neapolitan, Okay, I'll get right on that Neapolitan.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: What else would you like? Would you like?
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Animal style?
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: I'd like a dream.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: I'd like no no.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: To know what Christmas feels like, not in a consumer context.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: No family, family connection, warmth.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: What is hacoco if we can't feel warmth?
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: No growing.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I was at Dave Chappelle's ranch the other day.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: No Dan, dance man.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: You can't go there, Dan, I have to go there.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: He is my friend. You people need to learn how
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: to be nice to me. Fine, I'll say it. This
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: is going to ruin the hangout pod forever.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Wait a second, the hang up pod is on the
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: brink of disclosure.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Wait, we are on the brink of disclosure, which means
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: we must disclose some information.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Fine, if Dan is coming out as the canceled comedian,
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: all come out and say this. Joe and I have
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: been making love.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: We have been making out and making love.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: What angles and positions we have done?
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: The one hundred and one best positions for Kamasutra.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: And buy it now at Urban Outfitters.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: We can bio the It's a Coffee table book pairs
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: well Weed number one, Missionary Style number two, Doggie Style
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: number three, Upside Down Style number four, fort Style number five.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Hold on back back back back back, Zuomen zumen Zuomen
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: expand forth style. Would you like the short version or
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: the long version?
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: The long version please.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: In sixteen forty four, in Sri Lanka style, Hindu priest
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: came up to the style of sex that would change
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: the world.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: By bending over four times and putting the person on
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: top of him. He created Fort.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: Style, the style of sex that will.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Change the world.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: This style was adapted quickly by other Hindu priests in
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: order to create Fort style. Fort is spread all over
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: in the Middle East, thank you thanks to the East
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Indian Trading Company.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: To Europe.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Slowly but surely, Fort style spread all across the world.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: This style is where you roll up four times and
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: then put the person on top of it.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: Stop in hand, Stop in hands. You're a sick fuck
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: Dan WHOA sorry?
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't like who I've become. I don't like
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: who I've become. Remove the skin, Remove my skin, remove
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: my skin. Rejecting my skin, reject my skin. Please release
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: me from my skin. Release from my skin, Release me
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: from my skin. Release me from this skin I'm in.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Release me from the skin.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Fortnite's skin link below.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Take a joke.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Now, isn't this crazy that you can now play as
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Dan Smith?
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: In forte.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: It's the best part of the Hangout Pods announcement for Christmas,
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: you can play as A on Fortnite.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: This is our disclosure. Legally, you can play as US
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: on Fortnite.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: Now. I want to escape.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: I want escape rooms near me, Escape Room I can't
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Pasadena Escape Room.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Escape Room Movie twenty nineteen, Escape Room Pop Socket.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Am I real if I cannot dream?
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, girls, let's get our electric toothbrush smash or pass
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: the fornt position.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Wait a second, is that Lebron James and Michael Jackson
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: doing the fort?
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: Oh my god? Wait, I don't want to watch that.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: I want to watch Albert Einstein and Jane Austen doing
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: the fort not for me.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: I want to watch take from Adventure Time and the
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Gumball from the Magical World of Gumball doing the fort.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Not for me. I want Jesus Christ and Chapel Roan
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: doing before.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Not for me, not for me, not for me, not
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: for me, not for me. This is the HANGOUTA.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Did you know when you watch us, we watch you too.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: It's the Hangout and during this entire video we saw
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: everything you did.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: This is the Hangout podcast.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: You were laughing about the THORNT. We looked at your
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: savings account.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Well you were laughing about the FORNT. We sent your
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: routing number to the president.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: We said, your routing number.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: He's going to.
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: Routch it's not the bank account number, not the checking number.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Routing number.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Your routing number has been leaked. Your routing number.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: You are about your money from the president. What it
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: will do to you will change your life.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Direct deposit has been enabled to where it is a question, Oh.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Time, Holy.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: The stars up all this time? Shuduck very gil then
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: to sleep.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Perchance to dream, I'm fucking per chance.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: This has been Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: answering the question. Now, that's why they call it shows.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Good Night Christmas and happy Holidays.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: Typewriter, give us a wave, guys in the booth.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, goodbye.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: Go to check out our Patreon. We're going to talk
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: about this and not share our favorite AI videos.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Bye. Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists is an
• 47:47
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• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Jeremy Colhayne, Angela gier Atana, and Patrick McDonald. Music is
• 47:55
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• 47:59
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• 48:01
  Speaker 2: not even the performers, because this is an improvised podcast
• 48:04
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• 48:14
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