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Joe Rogan Is The Epstein Class | How Comedy Drowned in a Radioactive Cesspool of Corruption · Papa Gut

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All right, guys, let's have some fun here.
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Joe Rogan video? Not really.
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It's an elephant graveyard video.
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It's called How Comedy Drowned, a Radioactive Cesspool of
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Corruption and Depravity. Looks really interesting.
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We haven't even talked about Rogan and other weird, annoying
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comedians. What is this?
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What the heck? Whoa, wait.
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I know this. Wait.
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I know this guy. I he invited me to an island.
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Anyway, I was young back then. OK, Sorry.
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Anyway, it looks interesting. Elephant graveyard video.
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Whatever. Let's just let's just start it
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though. Let's just start it up.
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OK, let's go. All right.
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Bonjour. Hi.
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OK. It's been a little while.
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Sorry, just with Raimontesole. Is this in a different language?
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So what's going on here? My brain is not working.
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If this is your first time joining us for this series,
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we've been trying to figure out how comedy got so shit.
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Oh great, great start. But after that last video, the
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one about the comedy cult, you know?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, You know, somebody recommended I watched
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all the other ones, but I feel like we could, I think we could
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be OK starting here. I think it's OK.
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This is that we will, if we will go, maybe we'll go back in time
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depending on if how much we enjoy this video.
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But hello, did you watch the elephant graveyard new video?
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I did see it. I did watch it.
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I watched it on like 1 1/2 speed.
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I watched it kind. Of speed 'cause it's oh wow,
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busy guy. OK.
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Apparently it caused quite a stir.
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Huge. Video that dropped from the
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elephant graveyard channel. I don't know if you guys have
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seen this you can tell Rogan is feeling the heat.
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You can tell he realizes like I don't think my group is the
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popular group anymore. I I think Rogan is an idiot and
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he has like a he has like a traumatic brain injury from just
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streamlining ivermectin into his rectum.
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So I don't really know. I think we're sort of being
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mocked now and we're being laughed at.
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That's a shame. You're looking at comments, See,
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it's hard. It's hard to not look at this.
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Video A lot of people were. I've been getting a lot of
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comments criticizing me for doing for using AI on my last
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video. I'm going to talk about it more
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in depth. This is the thumbnail I had
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there. Like Papa got stopped using AI
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and I was like, dude, give me a break.
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I literally I didn't make this thumbnail.
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This is the original thumbnail I just cut.
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I just took his thumbnail and I put I cut this out and put my
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head into it, dude. That's it.
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That's the only difference Some people keep like giving me for
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it. And it's like, dude, you do you
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understand after a heavy segment, I think shut up, shut
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up, you fat. Sorry.
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That was me. All right.
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Do you understand? That's me.
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This is the thumbnail. I put some fun peep.
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I put some kind of Jeffrey Epstein AI this goober and moist
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critical. This is actually what he looks
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like unedited. So people thought I just like,
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did a generative AI video. Give me a break.
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All right, stop it. Losing their minds about it.
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Are you watching the elephant graveyard People who are
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talking? About oh so sorry, I don't mean
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to throw the video again. Curcifying things doesn't count
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as AI. It doesn't.
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It's not the same. Just shut the fuck up, leave me
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alone. About stand up comedy on
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YouTube. I'm like, oh, your face, we do.
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Comedy was getting really tense. Why?
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Not just do great stuff, don't worry about what we're doing.
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And we're not anti woe. Real serious.
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The comedy wars will pass. He is like massively anti woke.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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The guy, the guy I saw a clip where Joe Rogan was having a
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meltdown because some girl was wearing a mask saying some dumb
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and he's like, oh, the mask is getting cringe.
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That's if you think masks are cringe, that's anti woke.
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All right, whatever, they're wearing a mask.
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What? Maybe they're like, I I
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personally think that COVID was amazing for trans people in the
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sense that like everyone's wearing a mask.
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So maybe if you weren't super passable, at least you could
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still feel super passable. You know what I mean?
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So I think that's a beautiful thing.
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It's yeah. So I'm going, I'm going back to
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Philly for about 6 months. So yeah, I'm I'm out the awesome
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scene, dude. The entire planet finally saw
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clearly the comedy czar's mad, deranged reign over the comedy
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world along with all his comedy collaborators.
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Elephant graveyard. You are such a go do improv, you
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lose. That's all.
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Damn, yeah, go do improv, idiot. That's the whole.
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Concept that Austin is ruined, comedy is.
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I watch all the videos. I said yeah.
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Wonder why? Why would you?
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Watch it though, it's just so funny and this and.
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Yeah damn are they really complain about the guys video?
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This guy must be super popular. This video must have got 2
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million views in a day A. Real comedian and they were all
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just melting down and. Legitimately thought it was.
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Come on, I don't want to see this but.
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Funny but. Why creepy?
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You've upset a pregnant. Person oh God, don't make me
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watch this again. A pregnant person?
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Whoa. Please, please, if that's what
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you were going on, man, turn it off.
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You need to do some thanking. Thanking.
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Yep, say the thing and they're already fragile anti reality
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simulacrum in which their psyches now reside and dude.
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I feel like it's so the studio is so stimulating, it's killing
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me. Through which they experienced
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their own virtual reality was really starting to break bro.
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I'm scared of everything I have to stay offline.
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I know really it's crazy because he doesn't.
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He just sits on Twitter all day and looks like dumb AI bullshit.
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Really hard to watch. Like if you're somebody on
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Twitter, if you're like a conservative on Twitter posting
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right now, like you're helping Joe Rogan write a show, let us
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that's how it works. OK, Sad to.
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Meet somebody like Lindsey Graham.
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We tried to take our own advice and just get off computer
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because it's never good to just keep doing the same thing over
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and over again. That is, that's crazy, no matter
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what it is. But anyways, back to me and
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where I've been, well, just out on the loose, you know, like the
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old days, the proper times. Remember those guys?
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I remember those. I remember it very well.
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But those planes hit those buildings and we were so afraid.
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We we looked at the government, we said we'll give you our
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privacy if you give us our safety.
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True. And now and now Muslim, Muslim
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Americans are existing and now they being told not to go to,
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they're being told not to go to church. 9 the 9/11 memorial is
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what I meant to say. It's kind of a weird world out
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there to kind of a weird world out there.
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And they were like, how about we do you one better than that?
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How about a camera and a mic in everybody's hand?
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And now? You're always.
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Always on camera at my brothers and sisters.
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Oh yeah, dude. Excuse me so.
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Guys, do you think that all these weird IRL streamers was a
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psyop to to make us feel like more normalized to be constantly
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24/7 recorded so that they could be like, oh, let's do flock
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cameras? It's just kind of you're
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basically everyone's already a flock camera, you know, I don't
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know, probably not, but I do like Ivor Mectern to treat my
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common cold, so. Sorry, I I don't know where that
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came from there. Sorry.
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Sorry. Wow, there was some beautiful
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classic reality out there. It's beautiful and it's all just
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out there. Yours to discover.
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What am I doing in my life? And the more time you spend in
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classic reality, the stronger your psychic muscle becomes,
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which helps to prevent your mind from taking root within another
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simulacrum and allowing you to really enjoy the fruits of
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classic reality. You got to get every drop.
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Oh, reality get. A little horny.
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Yeah, you got to get every drop. And if you're hearing all this
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and just thinking what the hell is any of this about?
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What the hell is a simulacrum? What the fuck is this stupid
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long ass intro? When is this guy going to get to
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the point? I was kind of just enjoying the
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ride, man. I'm kind of like, I'm a little
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like I'm not really tired today. I feel like I finally got some
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good sleep. So I'm just kind of like
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chilling vibing. What the hell are the cycles
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where? Alvin Greer has AD 1 Joe Rogan
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heater. Good, that sounds good to me.
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Or am I cool? Am I?
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Why? Well, sorry about all that, even
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though it's really on you. Stole that joke from that one.
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Movie to take responsibility for your own emotional reactions and
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inner turmoil. But whatever.
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And you should probably go back and familiarize yourself with
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the lore and terminology of this this channel or whatever.
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Yeah anyway, where was I? Well, finally I got back to the
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cabin, fired up computer, and much like the assault I
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experienced on account of that hell winter, I was then
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digitally assaulted by a whirlwind of notifications, pop
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ups, reminders, notes, alarms, messages, demands, expectations,
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DMS, disappointments, questions. That's Steam.
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Comments, texts, sexts, ludes, nudes, I mean you name it.
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That's kind of hot, no? That's all too much for my
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brain. So like I always do with these
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kinds of situations, just select all and send to trash.
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But anyway, a lot of these messages and.
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I try to just not watch the anything.
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I try not to read comments, but you know, you usually do.
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You know, like those comments complaining about AI?
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Shut up. And a lot of them are saying
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that everyone wants more comedy commentary.
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They're all saying, hey, you got to do it again, man.
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Nice. Where's the next new thing guy?
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You stupid idiot, You fucking so I don't know.
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I just sat down. I tried to write the next thing,
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started thinking. Thinking.
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But as I kept thinking, I realized that something felt
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kind of bad. Felt like I was up against some
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kind of repulsive force, like 2 magnet poles pushing off each
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other. What was that?
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And so I just quit and gave up and started watching YouTube and
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coincidentally an interview with some old man, this writer guy,
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this nerd 8 popped up in the algorithm and he happened to be
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talking about this very problem. The intellect is a great danger
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to creativity. The intellect is a danger to
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create a terrible. Danger because you begin to
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rationalize and make up reasons for things instead of staying
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with your own basic truth. I don't know what that means.
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Dude I'm fucking so dumb. I've had a sign over my
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typewriter for 25 years now which reads Don't think.
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You must never think at the typewriter.
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You must feel at the typewriter you should be living.
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Get it out of yourself. That's how I live.
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That's what I live by. I don't think, just feel, you
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know? That's why I'm just jacking off
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all the time, because it feels good, you know?
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But all I could feel. I try not to think about how
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many hours I wasted that. When I thought about comedy was
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just how repulsive and disgusting it all is and so I
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really wanted to try to start exploring.
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It is kind of true. I will say comedy is kind of
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disgusting and repulsive and you want to know what it is.
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Comedy's not really good anymore, you know, and here and
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here's here's why. Here's why I think comedy's not
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very good anymore. OK, just hear me out, OK?
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I like a good funny joke about, you know, trans people and black
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people and all those other. I never, never the state of
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Israel, never joke about that. That is very serious.
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Never joke about that ever. OK?
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You deserve to get your de platformed, all right?
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Anyway, the problem is is they're always the same like
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every single time there's a joke about like black people, it's
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always some kind of joke about like the food they eat.
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You guys like fried chicken and watermelon.
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Like that's the joke. First of all, clever.
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Never heard that before. Second of all, who the fucked up
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as an idiot, right? There's never like a fun clever
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joke. And I'm not a I'm not a
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jokester. I've talked about before how you
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can make more observational comedy about black people.
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That could be fun. Like a lot, a lot of black guys
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love anime. You know, that's fun.
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You could ask him their favorite anime.
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It'll probably be Dragon Ball Z and it's probably favorite.
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It's going to be Piccolo or Vegeta.
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That's a that's like, oh, we can have fun with black people.
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You know what I mean? Also, a lot of people are afraid
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of dogs. That's a stereotype.
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But it's like fun. Me too.
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Me too. But it's always like the same
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boring shit, you know, they, they, nobody's clever anymore.
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They just, like, fall back on these like really like dumb.
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Like I, I really like, I like dark humor.
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What do you like to say? Ah, the N word.
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It's like, oh, OK. Like nobody sits down and thinks
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about something that would be like, funny.
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And like, to me, like edgy humor is when you can make the person
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you're being edgy to laugh, you know, like you don't like if you
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got a Hispanic people and you make like a joke about how
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there's a lot of short Hispanic guys, but somehow they still
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pull like fucking like banger women.
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You know what I mean? Like that's fun.
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We could, there's probably something there.
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You can probably make a joke out of that, you know, something
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like that. We just don't do it anymore I
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feel. Or maybe we never have and I'm
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just fucking dumb, fat and ugly and disgusting but whatever.
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What the hell that repulsive feeling was.
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What the hell? And what the hell, with the
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cycles being on my mind so much, I couldn't help but feel.
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Here's another one people will just do.
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I think I saw everyone's favorite podcaster do a race
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like I say Godzilla in a racist Asian accent.
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Like instead of doing that and like doing something that's just
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kind of hateful to Asians, why don't we have like a a little
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bit of fun? You know, it'd be like, hey, you
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know, every time I see a sprinter van, I know there's
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some Asian people. You know what I mean?
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Which by the way, I love that you know, black people have a
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Dodge Challenger, which I also want to get, by the way, Asian
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people have a sprinter van. White people like rape, I guess.
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I don't know. That's my desk.
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That's it. I don't know what kind of call
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it what kind of like maybe like a nice minivan, fuel efficient
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minivan. What the hell do white people
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like anymore? I don't know, Something we like
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something. I don't even know what I like
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anymore. Am I even white?
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I don't know. What are we?
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I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.
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What am I even doing anymore with myself?
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And I'm going to risk sounding. Like, I like blaming Obama.
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There you go. There's a white trait.
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The asshole here, but that may be what's wrong with fucking
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everything frankly, is that is that everyone seems to be just
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mindlessly doing the same shit over and over again.
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Hybrid cars, Yeah, true hybrid cars.
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Some call those mixed fuel cars. You know what I mean?
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I like, I like fuel mixing. You know me personally.
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Non-stop with no end insight. And I don't really know how
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people can live like that. I don't know how they can trap
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themselves inside a hell loop and look at themselves in the
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mirror and ask that age-old question.
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Why is my mirror so fucking dirty every fucking day that I
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clean it? That's the age-old question.
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Every day I clean the mirror, next day it's full of shit.
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I don't understand it. Are you having any fun?
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Because I mean, I'm scrolling through YouTube or the big end.
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The big end. Oh OK, gotcha bud.
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You, you spooked me a little there for a second brother.
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Scary. Or any other stupid content slop
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through and I just feel like I'm trapped inside a cascading
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series of repeating content fractals.
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I guess so true, I feel like I don't want to watch other like I
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want to watch Game of Thrones again 'cause like I just new
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stuff is scary. Also I sometimes I sit on my
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phone too much and I don't even watch TV.
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I'm trying to finish hacks. It's really good, but I'm just I
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do be on my phone, just do be on my phone.
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Like it's not even a more enjoyable experience.
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It's just like, it's just like, I don't know, it's like on it's
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like mobile. I don't, I don't know.
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I just don't have to use my brain.
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It's pathetic, frankly. You know, remember when people
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like go watch, read a book instead of watching TV?
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It'll rot your brain. I feel like now I was like
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watching some TV instead of sit on your fucking phone man Holy
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shit. You guys know what I'm talking
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about with the content fractal of hell there.
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I don't know there use your words.
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I hope so. Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
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I'm Rick Piato. On today's episode, we're going
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to listen to the top 10. They were going to countdown the
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top ten Spotify songs. Rick Piato.
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Today, once again. Countdown the top 10 songs Hey
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everybody, I'm. I love this.
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I know you're not ready for this.
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But today, Weird. You know, I was skimming through
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this video. I'm like, is this elephant
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graveyard? He's old, you know, That's what
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I thought. Countdown on the top 10.
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I can't, I can't watch any Game of Thrones spin offs.
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I'm really sorry. The Game of Thrones ended so
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fucking terribly that I just couldn't watch.
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I can't do it. You know, like I just, they did
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such a the overall story wasn't bad, but they executed like the
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way that I executed my shit yesterday and my ass started to
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bleed. I think I might need to see a
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doctor. I don't know, but I just, I
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just, you know, I, I, I shouldn't have said that because
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now I'm going to manifest something negative.
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But anyway it's I can't watch it.
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How do people do this? Universe is ruined for me.
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It's. Like how do they keep doing the
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same thing over and over and not want to suck their brain out of
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their ears with a vacuum pump? I don't know, isn't.
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That what we've always been doing the same thing every day,
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forever. Got us.
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And how do people keep watching the same thing over and over and
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over and also not want to? Remove I guess just like
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comfortable or something with. Their brain in some kind of
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violent but very expedited manner.
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Do they even know what's going on?
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Are they in some kind of trance? Or trance they.
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Trapped. OK, why is it that every song
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just does the same thing over and over?
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Yeah, I don't know, Rick. It's so weird.
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It's so weird. I don't know still.
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If you guys like that though. Nope, I don't.
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It sure feels like a hell. I don't care.
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A loop and I can't help but wonder, are we doing this
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willingly making and watch? Bro the end was bad on the on
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the rewatch. I don't know what the fuck
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you're talking about. I've rewatched it like twice
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since then. It is bad it it is the most
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incredible show until the end and it makes me violently angry.
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That's why my wife doesn't like it when I watch it 'cause he had
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a hitter. No I'm not kidding.
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I I wouldn't do that. She would just stab me to death
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when which I'm sleeping. That's why I don't hit my wife.
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It's not because I don't want to hit her, it's because I know my
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wife will kill me in my sleep. I'm kidding.
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I love my wife I would never want to hit her they would make
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one time she tickled me a lot and accidentally like nudged her
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off the bed and I started to cry because I was so devastated
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because I hurt her. I didn't really hurt her but I
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feel like I hurt her but like also dude please like don't
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tickle me I'm so bad at getting tickled it makes me so sad.
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Touching the same stuff over and over forever.
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Like, are we choosing it, or are we trapped in some kind of
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algorithmic undertow? That's what.
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I like to know. But I guess I do feel obliged to
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give people what they want. But I've been offline in classic
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reality for so long I don't know where to start here.
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So figured we'd just observe the state of the guys that the
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comedy cult video touched on. You know, just sort of a hot air
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balloon perspective flying over the comedy hellscape, the piss
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scape, the wasteland of shit that somehow still got creatures
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and things living down there amongst the radioactive fallout
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place where only ghouls and freaks could even survive.
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But for how long? I don't know.
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You don't want to think too much about it.
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So here's a feeling when I start wading into these comedy waters.
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It feels disgusting, feels vile, and it feels like it's ruining
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my brain. It's grim.
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It's grim, and it's crazy how easy it is to forget this, just
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glance over it. But we're talking about comedy.
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Comedy, the thing that's supposed to be like, fun or
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whatever. Like even when it's dark, it
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resonates in a way that ultimately does feel good.
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OK, I don't know if this is this isn't this isn't a joke, Sir.
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This video, this part is this is that movie wasn't a comedy dude,
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all right? And it really is crazy how shit
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our current comedy era is. Draft kings.
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JP Morgan Chase. Guitar.
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Bro, I fucking keep seeing Kevin Hart all, all these God damn
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gambling ads. I just, I hate gambling ads.
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I think it's ridiculous. It's fucking preposterous.
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If you're allowed to do gambling ads, truly, why the fuck can't
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you do cigarette ads anymore? You know what I mean?
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Like, you can do gamble. You can do gambling to kids, You
19:47
can gamble you. Hey kid, you want to buy Pokémon
19:49
cards? That's gambling.
19:50
What do you think you'll get in here?
19:51
It's called gambling. We're chasing that high.
19:54
I bought 15 packs of Pokémon cards.
19:55
The third pack had a really nice Mewtw in it.
19:57
Everything else is shit. I'm massively depressed and I'm
20:00
now chasing that high of getting my favorite Pokémon card.
20:03
At this point, just just sell cigarettes to kids.
20:06
Honestly, at least you'll have more fun smoking cigarettes than
20:09
you will opening Pokémon cards. Let's be fucking real.
20:11
And by the way, you shouldn't smoke cigarettes or open Pokémon
20:13
cards. But I mean, we already fucking
20:15
pushed gambling. We already pushed gambling.
20:18
Also, you know what is also fucking preposterous?
20:20
Dude, I had a baby shower. You know what I wanted?
20:22
I wanted, I wanted different fruit flavored cigarettes.
20:25
Oh, that's ridiculous. Is it?
20:26
Fuck. You can't do it though.
20:29
Why? Well, there's laws against it.
20:30
Oh, you can't? Oh, well, we don't want kids to
20:31
want to have to smoke a mango cigarette.
20:33
Really. Interesting.
20:33
What about the fucking jewel pack?
20:34
What about mango jewel pack, asshole?
20:37
Like, what the Hell's going on here?
20:39
You know what I mean? I it's just, you know, I'm just
20:42
ranting in here a little bit. I don't even know what the fuck.
20:44
I don't even know what we're doing anymore.
20:45
Let's just move on. I mean, we really can't skip
20:48
over the fact that in order to get into exploring the topic of
20:51
current comedy, you got to put on a psychic hazmat suit to
20:55
avoid getting, you know, like emotional tumors or whatever
20:58
because of all the radiation the stuff emits.
21:03
Tony Hinchcliffe. I don't know, maybe it's just
21:05
me, but that's that's I think that's probably bad, you know,
21:10
All right, well, talking a lot here Let's I.
21:12
Was I was, I was gone for like half an hour because something
21:14
happened to my Internet. So I don't even know what he's
21:16
talking about. Get on with it.
21:19
I don't want to think too much about this.
21:20
So I've put a whole bunch of these guys names into a bucket
21:23
here and I'll just pull them out one at a time.
21:26
And I guess tell you what, I'm feeling OK.
21:28
Yeah. All right.
21:29
Reaching into the bucket here and first one we got is Tony.
21:33
I'll do the same thing. For sake.
21:36
Yeah, I think it's totally. He's a gay guy, right?
21:39
He's just like some gay guy who likes to be just be racist.
21:44
I don't know, Isn't that just kind of what all their comedy is
21:46
now? Like Oh, racist joke, OK.
21:49
Now that is both a Kalis and a Tabernac.
21:51
Hello, hello, hello. Well, despite starting comedy 20
21:54
years ago, he's finally just released a stand up special.
22:00
That makes me feel good about myself, Dude.
22:02
Hey, it's never too late. I was thinking about it the
22:04
other day. I was like, you know, I'm
22:05
fucking 36 years old. I'm having a daughter.
22:07
I'm so excited about that. By the way, I hope she likes me.
22:10
That'll devastate me if she doesn't anyway.
22:15
And I'm like, you know, I wish I was.
22:16
I wish I was. I wish I was a little more
22:20
popular. I mean, I really just want to
22:22
make money for my family. Frankly, I don't care about
22:25
popularity, but you understand the general sentiment.
22:29
And I and I and I sat and I was like, you know what?
22:31
Look at these, look at this guy, Donald Trump.
22:32
He's like 80 years old. He's raped so many women and
22:35
children. He's a horrible fucking idiot
22:38
moron. He's a worthless loser that's
22:41
like failed every business and venture and got bailed out by
22:43
Russia. But he is now like the most
22:46
popular guy in the world of rapists and predators.
22:50
And it's like one day maybe I could see a fraction of that
22:54
size to an audience who doesn't streamline Ivermectin up their
22:58
ass and watch Joe Rogan, you know?
23:01
And so really, he's really inspired me.
23:04
You know, I could be popping. Maybe when I'm 40 I'll really
23:06
hit, you know, I mean, that'd be so, so beautiful.
23:10
But who knows? I I don't know.
23:12
Who knows? I don't know.
23:15
And where else? But on the big end, the big end,
23:19
of course, it's exactly what you'd expect from an extremely
23:21
low awareness guy. A guy who needed to be a
23:24
comedian so bad but isn't funny. So he followed the Joe Rogan
23:28
blueprint of fake it till you make it but never actually make
23:31
it but pretend you did until you believe it to be true.
23:35
Wow. And then when the algorithmic.
23:39
I mean, I guess he did make it. I just think one of the things
23:42
that's like the it's a very sobering experience.
23:44
And I don't think I'm like the most intelligent person in the
23:46
entire world. I just think everyone else is so
23:49
fucking dumb that it's shocking. Like I become less relatable
23:54
every day. Every every day that Donald
23:57
Trump has Linda McMahon, the woman whose husband is, I
24:02
believe, a rapist from the and also owns the WWE.
24:06
Every day she's in charge of education.
24:08
Everyone around me gets Dumber and I just like stay the same,
24:12
you know what I mean? It's like when I was a kid, it's
24:15
it'd be the same thing as like when I was like a kid.
24:17
Like I remember being like a little chubby and thinking I was
24:19
morbidly obese. Imagine I just stayed a little
24:21
bit chubby. I'd be considered like a fucking
24:23
superstar thin model now because like just a world around me is
24:26
shifting. So that's kind of how I'm
24:31
feeling. And so I just feel like like I'm
24:33
just like dumb and out of touch. Like people like Joe Rogan, like
24:35
that guy is a morbid fucking moron.
24:37
I don't even get it. But like, they love him.
24:40
People love Trump. They're all stupid.
24:42
Sorry, moms. I I don't, they're not lesbians,
24:45
but I have my mother-in-law and my mother, but these people are
24:48
fucking dumb as hell. What is he?
24:49
What do you like about that guy with his hands?
24:51
Like, what is it about his hair? What is it?
24:54
I don't get it. Racism.
24:56
I don't know, but I don't know, dude.
24:58
Flat machine game and exploit your new power to create a
25:01
bubble of sycophants to. Whoa, sycophants.
25:05
Prop up your new artificial reality.
25:07
I'm here to tell y'all I ain't gay.
25:09
We don't need this. What?
25:11
He's not gay? Well, if he's not gay, then you
25:15
won't like my members only content.
25:18
I think that I said that right? Right.
25:19
He's definitely gay and you'll like my members only content
25:21
anyway. Anyway, members only content,
25:23
$2.00 a month, a small guy that gives you full access to the
25:25
Discord and the medium guy gives you access to a tremendous
25:27
amount of backlog. Look at all this.
25:29
It's an incredible thing if you won't want to do it on YouTube,
25:32
you can do it on Patreon too same price same benefits if
25:35
you're going to subscribe on YouTube, I would recommend doing
25:38
it through the desktop or else they will increase the price
25:40
also Robin dead podcast with my wife.
25:42
We're going to release another episode soon about our baby
25:44
shower woo and look at the description stickers.
25:46
I'm selling also in the description.
25:47
All right cool, let's get back to the video.
25:49
Also I just let out a horrible burp, but only people if you
25:54
watched it through the live stream, that's that's how you'll
25:57
be able to see that, but it's not part of the video
26:00
experience. Sorry for your banging.
26:02
Special to finally weigh in on this guy.
26:05
Guess what? You're gay.
26:07
We already know he's no more than a humiliation game show
26:11
host and professional teleprompter reader from.
26:13
Household names like mine to brands just getting.
26:17
Started coattails his actually talented peers.
26:21
This guy sounds like Shane Gillis.
26:23
That's what it is. He sounds like Shane Gillis.
26:25
Success in the comedy piss scape and can't actually do his own.
26:29
No, you know who he sounds like? He sounds like that piss guy.
26:33
He sounds like the piss guy, but he sounds he reminds me of this
26:36
guy. Do you guys want a piss joke or
26:38
a navigation joke? Navigation.
26:40
We're going to start the piss joke.
26:41
The pessimist looks at the glass and says that's half empty.
26:44
The pessimist looks at the glass and says that's half empty.
26:47
Which is perfect because I got exactly 1/2 glass full of piss
26:49
in my Dick and I've been. Yeah, right.
26:52
Own stand up what do you. Do for a living.
26:55
Are you eternally furious? Is that what's?
26:58
Wrong. Maybe, maybe he's still thinking
27:00
about those two nukes. No, you're a happy guy, OK?
27:08
A guy who mysteriously has been observed listening to a Kill
27:13
Tony contestant's joke. Noise for Chelby Morgan.
27:16
Everybody Chelby. For me, shooting a gun is a lot
27:20
like giving a hand job. Like most women, I'm not very
27:23
good at it and I would really rather just put it in my mouth.
27:27
That's funny. You know, I've been thinking of
27:28
doing stand up. I've been writing my own jokes
27:30
lately. I I wrote this joke yesterday.
27:31
I don't know if you guys want to hear it.
27:34
I wrote this joke. Let me see if I can get through
27:36
it and without making August edited out of the video.
27:40
You know, imagine I'm imagine I'm doing like a stand up.
27:43
Imagine I'm standing up on a on a screen and it's like, hey,
27:46
guys, it's me. Papa got here's a relatable
27:50
experience. You guys ever accidentally Jack
27:53
off to your mom, right, which is a relatable experience.
27:57
I'm going to take your silences that you agree with me.
28:02
You know I'm not doing it anymore.
28:03
Cut this entire joke out and. Then writing something down, and
28:05
then months later going on stage and performing that same joke.
28:09
Just got my first gun. It's like having a second Dick.
28:13
I know. Because the first thing I.
28:14
Did when I got it home is I put it in my mouth?
28:17
Nice, I steal jokes all the time too.
28:19
Guys from my audience, they give me jokes.
28:22
If AI were ever to actually replace comedians.
28:25
Whatever the this guy is right here, they're trying pretty
28:28
hard. They're trying.
28:30
They're trying pretty hard. The.
28:32
Gay. Magician or something like that.
28:34
He'd be the first to go, the easiest to algorithmically
28:38
replicate you. Well, I feel like like all the
28:40
curcification that's AI replacing me, that isn't it.
28:45
We already knew all that. We've already talked about it.
28:49
We don't need to keep doing the same thing over and over again.
28:52
True. You know what I mean?
28:54
Women's rights. What else can you say about
28:56
this? What do you do?
28:57
He's just boring, so boring. What about women's left?
29:01
Hey, women want to have rights. Well, can I punch them?
29:03
That's that's a really good joke.
29:06
Hey, guys, women say they want equal rights, but can I hit
29:09
them? That's hey, you know what I'm
29:11
saying? Equal rights, equal fights.
29:13
If girls want to be respected. Hey, if girls want to be
29:15
respected for existing like men are, don't you think I should be
29:18
able to beat the fuck out of them?
29:20
That's my funniest joke. I'm a conservative, but I love
29:23
Joe Rogan. It's my favorite joke.
29:25
Oh oh, equal rights. What if we went back in time and
29:28
just went to a place where all women were just basically
29:30
slaves? Ha, if they don't want to be
29:33
slaves anymore, I should be able to punch them in the face.
29:35
That's that's the joke. My name is Tony Hinchcliffe.
29:40
I mean, even his own fans are out here struggling to stay
29:42
away. I'm averaging about four
29:45
specials a year with Netflix, right?
29:46
Now. The only intriguing thing?
29:49
Is Netflix losing money? Is Netflix?
29:53
I feel like Netflix was losing so much money before, is this
29:55
why? Thing to note about Tony lately
29:57
is that he now wears his own initials on all his clothes.
30:01
TH. I like that.
30:03
I hope you guys don't hear just the horrible banging.
30:05
So you have a guy over here, He's helping us get our house
30:08
ready for our baby. The only other guy I've seen do
30:12
something this insane is Jeff. See what I mean?
30:17
I do see that. There it is.
30:20
Isn't Nick Fuentes like we're selling his shirts or something?
30:23
There it is and there it is. It's all the same.
30:29
I'm not sure what this says about Tony, but.
30:31
I me neither happy that The thing is adding to the ambience.
30:34
It feels like it's pretty bad. Yeah, true.
30:39
There he is, just doing the same shit over and over, just
30:45
swirling around and around the content fractal toilet.
30:49
And well, everyone already knows this shit sucks.
30:52
It's no secret even these guys that you know you'd expect to
30:56
like him think he's dog shit. Funny they told me he was a
30:59
comedian. I was like, this guy gets paid
31:01
to tell jokes? That's crazy, man.
31:02
His mom should have swallowed him man.
31:04
Because this guy stumped. That's incest.
31:06
But then just like F the bat. He has no actual cultural
31:11
relevance. Take a dog.
31:14
This whole charade is just propped up by this low awareness
31:16
Netflix blockhead. I'm Ted Sarandos, I'm the Co CEO
31:20
of Netflix. He.
31:20
Has interesting eye spacing. Reminds me of, like that girl on
31:26
Jubilee, a debate at Charlie Kirk about abortion.
31:30
Not only knows who's pulling this guy.
31:31
But she looks nice. I'm not trying to be insulting.
31:33
He's this too. He looks very handsome.
31:34
Guys, puppet strings. Well, I know.
31:37
I mean, I feel and what I feel I feel because of what I see
31:42
happening in front of me all the time.
31:45
And that's real to me, damn it. But I feel like Tony only got
31:49
his deal because Square Boy over here wanted to buy Warner
31:53
Brothers and he knew he was going to have to sit there and
31:56
get grilled by the regime and he knew exactly what kind of
32:01
questions they were going to ask.
32:02
In the wake of the George Floyd riots, Netflix posted on his
32:05
page to my white friends. Guilt, shame, embarrassment.
32:08
What does that mean? I I think that is an
32:10
uncharacteristic post that I'm deeply regretting.
32:13
Netflix. That's insane.
32:15
Wow. They versed you Shame.
32:16
A little too hard during the George Floyd thing.
32:19
They were. They shamed the white people.
32:20
White people. We cannot handle being shamed
32:22
very hard, OK, Unless it's in private and we're paying for it.
32:25
All right, Corporate America, welcome to it.
32:26
Am I right? OK, cool.
32:29
I I think that is an uncharacteristic post that I'm
32:31
deeply regretting. I can't believe we said, I mean,
32:33
listen, but here's my thing. I feel like we should just give
32:35
everybody a pass for, for, for 2028.
32:36
And when I say pass, I mean the N word pass.
32:38
Just kidding. We should give people a little
32:40
bit of a pass for being a little too woke back then.
32:42
I think we're all kind of riled up.
32:43
I mean, if you got to give people a little bit of a break,
32:45
we were all home because we couldn't go outside because, you
32:49
know, COVID was pretty bad. I know that you conspiracy
32:50
theorists don't agree with that, but I at this point, I'm just
32:52
not talking to you. Kobo was pretty rough.
32:55
People were saying some crazy shit.
32:56
We're all riled up. I mean, they were kind of like,
32:58
we're basically putting a test tube as adults.
33:00
Hey guys, you can't go outside and you have to hang out with
33:02
your wife the whole time. I would love that, but a lot of
33:06
you guys hate your wives 'cause you're in traditional marriages
33:08
of religion. And so you're just sitting there
33:10
and you're just like fucking. So you're just angry and you're
33:12
just saying shit and you're like, look at this guy.
33:13
This black guy got killed by the cops, which is true.
33:15
It's pretty fucked up. I can't believe they did that.
33:17
I fucking hate white people. That's kind of the first thing
33:19
that these people think or, you know, I didn't think that, but
33:21
that's what they think. You know, they feel like a
33:23
little bit of shame and maybe a little unproductive shame.
33:28
And so that's where that comes from, I think.
33:31
But you just give them a pass to be like, yeah, you know, it was
33:33
hey, hey, that's and that's what you should say.
33:34
Hey, 2020. It was hey, that was a time.
33:37
It wasn't that fun, you know what I mean?
33:40
Remember when that happened? It's crazy.
33:42
Netflix content for children promotes A transgender ideology.
33:47
What that mean? Why is this?
33:49
Netflix has no political agenda of any.
33:51
Highly sexualized, highly controversial, Really don't
33:55
understand it. It seems strange to me.
33:56
What the hell they talking about?
33:58
Why is? Suspectly, Sir, it's because
33:59
it's inaccurate. Believe that's been your
34:03
personal experience. Oh, I don't say that to this
34:05
guy, but what? Do you mean you don't think it's
34:06
been my personal experience? You don't think that I monitor
34:08
what my children watch? You should be like bro.
34:10
I think you're lying. Here's what I tell you what my
34:12
personal. Experience is since.
34:13
My three children, I can't let them watch anything they want on
34:16
Netflix. I can't let them watch anything
34:17
on Netflix because I don't have confidence of what's on your
34:19
platform. Netflix also said on May 30th.
34:22
Oh, so they got Tony Hinchclip as a way to be like, hey guys,
34:25
here's some here's some potentially safe edgy shit to
34:28
counteract how woke we got in 2020 with I don't even know what
34:31
fucking talk about all this trans shit, but.
34:33
To be silent is to be complicit. Yeah.
34:36
What does that mean, Ted? I don't.
34:39
OK, I'm just reading you some things that Netflix posts here.
34:41
Come on man, I feel like that one's not bad.
34:43
If yeah, if you're silent, you're complicit values and you
34:46
want to be not quite complicit, but you know, you should at
34:49
least make people uncomfortable, you know, and you should do it
34:52
through comedy, right? Like, I have family, I have a
34:54
lot of family. That's MAGA, you know what I
34:56
mean? And they're good people.
34:57
They're just very smart, too smart for me.
34:59
I 'cause I don't really get it, you know?
35:02
And I told this joke before, but I remember like 1 of this, one
35:04
of her MAGA family member, and I liked them a lot.
35:07
You know, they have a lot of banging in their house and some
35:09
of the banging manifests in them getting a Trump cut out.
35:14
They got a whole Trump cut out, you know, because they thought
35:17
it was like fun and funny. And I was like, OK, they put it
35:19
out at the last party that we were there for.
35:21
And I just told my wife, I said, don't get too close because
35:24
she's pregnant with a little girl and I don't want Trump
35:26
raping it. My unborn daughter.
35:29
And, you know, one of her family members left and but hey, at
35:32
least at least the joke was, Hey, you speak truth through
35:36
comedy, am I right? Just make a fun little joke.
35:40
I don't really know why. I don't know what the I don't
35:41
even know if this is on topic. What the fuck am I saying right
35:43
now? I feel like I'm just ranting
35:45
today. The state's government to allow
35:47
you to be. My energy's too high.
35:49
I'm one of the largest streaming monopolists in the world.
35:52
Well, why did you let them become a monopoly then?
35:55
Isn't that bad? Shouldn't you break up
35:56
monopolies like Amazon, who's put other businesses out of
35:59
business by taking billions of dollars worth of losses?
36:01
Shouldn't you shut those businesses down?
36:03
You got to be concerned about what content you're promoting.
36:05
Forced him to split up. So he knew all this was going to
36:07
happen. And the judge forced my mom and
36:09
dad to split up because he kept beating her.
36:10
So why can't why can't you guys do that tonight?
36:11
I'm kidding. He I'm just kidding.
36:13
He didn't do that. He just left her five months.
36:14
Pregnant and he. He was too much of a pussy to
36:16
hit her. Gave Tony a special you know.
36:18
Which, that's well, but you shouldn't hit women.
36:20
You shouldn't hit anybody. To try to get around this, since
36:23
he's like the regime's favorite comedian or something, but it
36:28
didn't even work. Why is?
36:29
This So what's the point here? There's nothing to examine it,
36:32
nothing to unearth, nothing to. Expect he pretended to be
36:35
Donald. Trump lore The juice has been
36:37
squeezed. It's time to let the leftover
36:40
Ryan decompose in the compost bin.
36:42
Best case scenario, what turns into comedy fertilizer to, I
36:46
don't know, hopefully allow the regrowth of something that isn't
36:49
complete shit. Otherwise we're no better than
36:51
the lobster stuck in our own hell loop doing the same thing
36:55
over and over. Sitting in some shitty tank in a
36:58
grocery store, people walking by wondering if anybody actually
37:01
ever buys those things. I know I have never seen anybody
37:05
buy a lobster from that thing, ever.
37:08
The store. That's fair, I've seen the same
37:09
thing at Red Lobster, but I'm assuming they just go in there
37:11
and they just yank it out of there and kill it, which is
37:13
fucked. The owner just puts it there.
37:15
I don't know bro. Stop memeing on me about the
37:16
shower. OK I understand when I don't
37:19
when I don't take a shower. I have a bad stream day.
37:21
I took a shower today and my stream day was is going OK so
37:23
far. Leave me alone.
37:24
Go to make it look like this shitty grocery store is some
37:26
kind of bustling Old world fish market.
37:29
Kind of like how Tony Special is just put there on the big end.
37:33
But stop saying the big end. By this low awareness manager
37:36
Ding Dong to make it look like they're a bustling content
37:40
factory instead of a putrid slop through.
37:44
So you see what I mean right? Like now, it's all been said
37:47
already. Sometimes I watch those videos
37:49
where they catch the lobsters and they throw them back up
37:50
their girls that have the eggs on them and they put notches on
37:54
them to make sure the lobster population stays nice.
37:56
I think that's so beautiful, like.
37:57
Do I really need to do? That also is lobster even that
38:00
good? Like I understand I like the way
38:03
it tastes, but like I also like the way that soda tastes, which
38:09
you probably like. What the fuck does that mean?
38:11
Papa got my point that I'm making is I like the way that
38:13
soda tastes not because of the water in it, but because of all
38:16
the chemicals that give me cancer.
38:18
Whereas it's like, hey, guys, Lobster's so good.
38:20
Is it or is it just all the butter and the garlic that you
38:23
put in there? I like the garlic is a bit.
38:25
Which one is it? You know, I'm, I'm kind of
38:28
skeptical that lobster tastes good.
38:30
I'm really more on the side that lobster tastes like shit.
38:35
But butter tastes really good, right?
38:38
Like it's like lobster's like a shit sponge that sponges up some
38:42
delicious butter and you're like, wow, this is actually
38:44
incredible. But it's not really, you know
38:46
what I mean? You know what I'm saying?
38:48
Something to think about. This do you really need to do.
38:51
This I put all this work in for nothing.
38:53
Oh, I do. Oh, OK.
38:57
Hey, Ray. Thank you so much.
38:58
Next, reaching into the bucket. Anyone out there feel that
39:02
disgusting toxic residue? I do.
39:06
I do. But we got to push on.
39:08
And the next name out of the bucket here is Bert and Tom.
39:12
Wow, it's 2 together. I like that.
39:15
Well, I think everyone already knows how pitiful this guy's
39:19
story was. I mean is, I don't know, I guess
39:23
he's technically still around, but I don't think he counts as a
39:26
public figure anymore so I don't really know if we should even be
39:29
talking about him. But yeah, that tragically dumb
39:31
story of making being an alcoholic into not only your
39:35
entire personality and identity, but also tying that corrosive
39:39
identity into being your entire career and money making scheme.
39:44
I don't know, When I see Bert Krushner, I kind of just feel
39:46
like he's just a sad, pathetic guy.
39:48
Like he doesn't really seem like he has a backbone or a spine.
39:50
He's just like riding whatever way if he can because people
39:52
around him are more successful. Like I don't like Tom Segura.
39:55
I think he's an out of touch fucking dickhead that doesn't
39:57
really like care about anybody, but I mean, he's the successful
40:00
one. And then the bird just kind of
40:01
rides that guy's wave, you know? But that makes sense to me, like
40:04
why Tom would surround himself like with somebody like that
40:08
because Tom is like a massive like ego driven neppo baby.
40:11
That's whose dad was like a fucking hedge fund manager or
40:13
something. And that's why he was able to
40:15
like, bankroll his way into success so.
40:18
It's already been talked about but I feel like people always
40:21
assumed his story would end with his body giving out.
40:24
But Nah, that would have been a less tragic ending than what
40:27
actually happened. Because his body didn't give
40:31
out. He persevered, stayed in that
40:34
loop of just doing the same shit over and over again.
40:36
And instead he's just ended up alone, separated, sat in the
40:40
basement, juicing his own rod with a stripping teary eyes
40:44
glued to an endless stream of explicit VR fantasy beaming into
40:48
his head. I think we're.
40:49
I don't know. I used to use VR stuff.
40:50
It's just kind of it's too much work now and like, I don't know.
40:53
We're exaggerating. In our sleep, divorce.
40:55
Get a little motion sickness. I stay on the ground floor.
40:57
Leanne lives upstairs, I live downstairs.
41:00
What's the sleep divorce? We don't sleep together anymore.
41:02
What? And I just made myself like a,
41:05
like a Jabba the Hutt layer a Jack, whatever the I wanted so
41:10
I'd hear her coming upstairs. Becoming just a creep.
41:12
What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
41:13
At this point, my wife and I've been together for a while.
41:16
We Jack off together. We do like a mutual goon, you
41:19
know what I mean? But we use each other as like,
41:21
we just kind of use each other. Like, we'll do it.
41:23
But we're both, you know, we tried this last night.
41:25
It was really pretty cool. It was different.
41:27
We're looking on our own porn and we're doing stuff and it was
41:29
pretty hot. It was just different, you know
41:32
what I mean? That's the fun thing as getting
41:33
older with somebody and it's actually evolving with them in
41:36
the same direction. It's pretty cool.
41:39
Creepy horny strain of guy. Dude, have you tried the Oculus?
41:43
This isn't. This is the greatest thing I've
41:45
ever. That's a lifestyle enabled by a
41:48
lifetime of loyalty. Who the fuck would make jokes
41:50
about gooning all the time? What a loser am I right to?
41:52
The comedy czar. It is romantic.
41:55
Yeah. She's my hit.
41:57
Pause. I got it.
41:59
Oh. Oh, no.
42:00
Nope. You should bring this to Riyadh
42:03
with you. Sorry.
42:07
That's so funny. Sorry.
42:10
That's like the funniest thing I've ever heard him say.
42:13
You should bring this to Riyad with you.
42:14
That's so stupid working. These elaborate horny schemes,
42:19
like getting an entire movie produced about himself just so
42:22
he could hire an actress to play his wife and he could kiss her
42:26
and feel her up all over. That's weird.
42:28
I feel like I could never do that.
42:29
I like, I don't understand how Quentin Tarantino, like, looks
42:32
like makes girls show their feet, you know what I'm saying?
42:34
That's just fucking so strange to me.
42:36
Since his actual life isn't interested, she doesn't want
42:40
that. A promotion for it 'cause I'm
42:41
way too honest. I'm not an actor.
42:43
Like I'm just like, they're like, what's the, what are the
42:45
kissing scenes like? And I'm like, rough.
42:48
If I, if I became super popular and famous and I became like an
42:51
actor or something, I think that I would make it so that I would
42:55
do, I would do my own stunts except for kissing other girls.
42:58
And I would make somebody else that looks nothing like me but
43:01
dressed like me kiss the girls for me.
43:04
And that would be part of the bit.
43:05
It would just be like a fun. We would never, we would never
43:07
reference it. It would just be taken as like,
43:08
Oh yeah, that's definitely me. That's what I would do.
43:12
We have one kissing scene. I did the first kiss.
43:17
My, my, my wife, Stephanie. All I'll say is the pants I was
43:22
wearing were loose fitting and I don't wear underwear.
43:27
We did one take and I was like costume change please.
43:32
He he came after he kissed a girl.
43:35
That's not funny. That's fucking pathetic.
43:39
These poor actors are just trying to put food.
43:41
Why is he laughing so much at that?
43:45
Why? What's up?
43:46
What's up with these guys not liking their wives?
43:48
Him and Tom Segura? I don't get it.
43:50
I love my wife. She's my favorite thing ever,
43:52
except for the daughter we're going to have soon. close.
43:56
You know, my wife's a close. Well, they're they're we'll say
43:58
they're we'll say they're the same.
43:59
I don't want to upset my wife. But anyway, like what the hell
44:02
are you doing? Food on the table to feed
44:04
herself and her kids. She didn't ask to live in this
44:08
capitalist piss hole we're all stuck in.
44:10
She didn't ask to be required to turn her body into just.
44:14
Being he just his pants from kissing this girl.
44:16
I mean she's nice but like what the fuck.
44:20
Being a meat. The only only girl I would just
44:23
my pants from kissing in the mouth is my wife or Catherine
44:26
Hahn. Battery powering a money
44:28
generator that goes into some guy's pocket just in order to
44:31
ensure that her basic survival needs, shelter, food, etcetera
44:35
are met. Kissed someone 20 fucking years.
44:38
She was like, it's just acting whom and as soon as and then she
44:42
kissed back and I was like, what the fuck is happening?
44:44
This is different. Holy shit.
44:46
And then I'm like costume chains.
44:49
I need tape. I need tape.
44:52
Why are you coming yourself from that?
44:53
Oh, I always it sounds like he's saying he's he's ejaculating
44:58
when he kisses her. Is the tape to tape his Weiner
45:03
down? How do you tape a hard Weiner
45:04
down? I don't think it is possible.
45:08
Is that are you allowed to talk about that?
45:10
You're not supposed to. I guess I'm not an.
45:12
Actor. I'm just a regular dude.
45:14
Oh my God, I don't know. What the fuck are you supposed
45:17
to What the fuck is this is so weird What's to do?
45:19
You supposed to kiss someone and then just like I don't have a.
45:22
Does that work? You ever kiss someone?
45:27
No. This is so awkward.
45:29
No, I kissed this woman for like 30 minutes, 35 minutes, kissed
45:33
her and like got comfortable kissing her.
45:34
She's just an innocent person, a soul born pure and brought into
45:38
this world through chance. Truly a a beautiful mule wrapper
45:43
miracle. But of course, in our 6th
45:45
society, she inevitably ends up laid out underneath this stinky,
45:48
sweaty walrus, dripping with flop sweat.
45:52
I don't wear underwear. Oh God, seeing this doesn't make
45:57
you a communist. Nothing will You're.
45:59
Supposed to say it's just acting, it's what we do as
46:02
actors. But it's also a hardcore lie.
46:04
It's also why Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie.
46:06
Well, that's what happens when you're allowed to kind of just
46:09
do whatever you want over and over again, just stuck in a loop
46:13
till you hit rock bottom and end up somewhere truly sad.
46:16
Hang on, I'm gonna. Have her done.
46:19
Oh, Oh yeah, and that's for. Time can I have her doggy style?
46:21
Well, I don't even remember who the that is.
46:26
Sorry, I I don't know. I can't remember.
46:29
Canada. Bucket.
46:33
Oh this really is disgusting. How come you guys think this
46:36
guy's AI? He doesn't sound like AI at all.
46:39
What are you saying? Guys reaching back into the
46:42
bucket here and we got Duncan Trussell.
46:44
Great. I have no idea who the fuck this
46:47
guy is. I've never seen him before.
46:49
Oh wait a minute, he's he's a white guy.
46:54
He's like the Co host with Tom Segura's wife now, right?
46:58
I think I've it's, I think I see that guy.
47:00
Right. Oh, fantastic.
47:02
This guy. Again, it's like the way the
47:04
beard frames his mouse. He had, you know.
47:06
OK, well, I'm. Mortified.
47:08
I think everyone already knows about how this guy predicted the
47:11
infiltration of podcasts by evil manipulative forces.
47:14
I'm going to infiltrate your shit.
47:16
I think everyone already knows how a lot of guys like Dunk
47:21
Dunk. They owe their entire careers to
47:24
the comedies are, and they don't want to ever risk burning that
47:28
bridge, that lifeline, because that'll lead to a comedian's
47:31
worst nightmare, having to get a real job.
47:33
It's my worst nightmare. Dude I'm just kidding.
47:36
If I got to get a real job it is worth it.
47:38
I was thinking Costco. That's where the costs go.
47:42
Maybe Costco or something, I don't know, I want to think
47:45
about it. And it's sad with the Dunk Man,
47:49
it really is, because try as he might to believe, this
47:51
friendship with the comedy czar isn't transactional.
47:54
It's obvious to me that Joe's heart really isn't invested in
47:57
it. I feel so lucky.
47:59
I'm your friend man, you're the coolest.
48:01
I'm very happy that we're friends too in 20.
48:03
That's really nice. I like that.
48:04
Beautiful 24 Dunk sent him his comedy special to watch, and the
48:07
comedy czar ignored it. Couldn't be bothered.
48:10
A real friend wouldn't do that. What's when's your special
48:13
release? I've got it, it's edited.
48:15
I just don't know what to do with it right now because also
48:18
like I still like, did you ever watch it?
48:20
No, see that's the thing. Like did you send me a link?
48:24
I did. I'll resend it.
48:25
Oh man, it's been over 2 years now and Dunk still hasn't
48:28
released that thing. Another Rogan guy who's been in
48:31
comedy for 300 years but has no special.
48:34
How do you, how do you, how do you do a special?
48:37
You just kind of film it yourself.
48:38
Is that what it is? Strange Joe also didn't care to
48:42
watch Dunks big Netflix series even leading up to Dunk doing
48:45
promo for it on the big Rogan cast.
48:47
Well, Duncan, you now have a successful Netflix show.
48:50
Can't believe it. Yeah, it is so weird.
48:52
Dude, your show is so weird. Yeah, man, coming into a look at
48:55
that. Looks like a fun show.
48:59
I like that. You got the keyboard with the
49:01
witch hat? How long before someone gets one
49:03
of those animation things tattooed all over their body?
49:05
Someone going to do their whole back with that DJ?
49:08
That picture again? That actually look pretty dope.
49:10
See, if Joe had actually watched the show, he'd know that that
49:12
isn't a DJ at all. It's actually the main character
49:16
that the entire show revolves around.
49:18
Clancy My. Name is Clancy.
49:20
Not only that, it's Dunk Dunks character, it's based on him and
49:24
he literally voiced it. So keep listening, Ernog.
49:27
That's Clancy, the one with the hat.
49:28
That's you like a kid or something?
49:29
Is this a kid show or what was? This Clancy?
49:32
Yeah. I mean, you can literally see
49:34
the wheels turning in poor Dunker's head here, the
49:36
realization that what for him is a peak career moment.
49:40
And see what the hat. That's Clancy.
49:41
It means very, very little to the comedy czar.
49:44
Did you ever watch it? Yeah, that's true.
49:46
Also, though here, here's my thing.
49:47
Hot take is stop asking Joe. I don't like Joe Rogan, but stop
49:51
asking if he's watched your fucking show.
49:52
It might be good, I don't know. It looks interesting, but I
49:55
mean, Joe Rogan, like of all the things that you want to say
49:57
about him, he he's more popular than this guy.
49:59
Why the fuck is he going to sit here and watch his God damn
50:01
show? He's letting you plug it on his
50:02
fucking podcast to millions of people who love streamlining
50:05
Ivor Mectern into their rack them like you.
50:08
He doesn't need to have watched your fucking show.
50:10
Like it's OK, we will survive if Joe Rogan doesn't watch our
50:14
shows, guys, he's letting you plug it.
50:16
So like, stop being like, hey, did you watch it?
50:18
Somebody's awkward. It's making it's an awkward,
50:20
uncomfortable experience for him to be like, no, not really, but
50:23
I believe in you. I'll let you plug it on my
50:25
fucking platform without any vetting whatsoever.
50:27
That's beautiful. That's such an incredible thing.
50:29
That's like when he listens to everything Trump says without
50:32
vetting it because he's a fucking idiot.
50:34
You should just like the fact that he's willing to do that for
50:36
his friends 'cause he's actually so fucking stupid.
50:38
He's a net loss to society in every capacity, and every person
50:42
associates with Joe Rogan tends to be a worthless piece of shit.
50:46
That's what it is. Even the fucking Dana Carvey or
50:48
whatever the fuck is named from the UFC who underpays his
50:50
fucking fighters. No, a real friend wouldn't
50:54
ignore that. E-mail did.
50:55
You ever watch it? No, a real friend would have
50:57
been excited to watch the Netflix series right away, and
51:00
he definitely wouldn't lie about having watched.
51:02
It weird. Dude your show is so weird.
51:05
But this guy, you don't care. Did you ever watch?
51:07
It no, I mean that makes. Sounds like you didn't lie about
51:10
watching it. He just said, oh, it looks so
51:11
weird. To me, sad.
51:13
I can't imagine. It's like an Adventure Time RIP
51:15
off though. And what it does to dunk.
51:16
Dunk when? We were making it.
51:17
It was walking by an animator and they're watching your
51:20
podcast. It's like.
51:22
Wow, that's my friends, but that's.
51:24
Come on man. Come on brother, you're laying
51:28
it all a little too thick for me.
51:30
But he's got to suppress those difficult feelings that in a
51:33
normal, healthy friendship would be aired out and validated and
51:37
addressed. But you can't do that with a
51:40
despotic comedy dictator who controls the levers of power
51:43
that allow you to put food on the IT.
51:45
Looks like Adventure Time. Shut up.
51:47
Table without having to go get that real job that you're so
51:51
terrified and that's the situation a lot of these guys
51:55
find themselves in and so they got to be really careful when
51:59
they're talking about the comedy czar's friends and all his
52:01
favorite guys and one of his new favorite guys is Peter Thiel
52:06
and. What Peter Thiel didn't isn't he
52:09
like a He's a suspicious guy. Peter Thiel is deeply embedded
52:14
in the Rogan verse at this point.
52:16
People have kids if other people have kids.
52:18
One of Pete's favorite pastimes is threading his tendrils
52:21
through every facet of society. Isn't isn't he like a
52:25
clavicular? Didn't he like create clavicular
52:27
or something? By hosting these dinner parties
52:30
with influential people, Peter. Thiel had a party at his house
52:34
and invited me over as well. Got like a lunch around the
52:37
table. He has these like power dinners
52:40
and power lessons. They're really.
52:41
Cool. Yeah, they sound.
52:42
Really. I was thinking about doing
52:43
something like that, a sips and dips party.
52:48
Everybody can bring their own alcohol and or dip and we can
52:52
kind of just have a nice time together, mostly cousins, and
52:55
just have some sips and dips. Just dip on it and sip on it and
52:58
have a nice time. I think that's a beautiful
53:00
thing. Really cool, like this one here
53:01
that hosted Mark Zuckerbook and Elon and Pete and Jeffrey
53:06
Epstein. They're really cool.
53:07
Apparently the food sucks though.
53:09
This writer from Vanity Fair went to one and said they just
53:12
had a bowl of edamame and a plate at grocery store sushi on
53:15
the table. That's pretty disgusting.
53:18
The only grocery store sushi I'll get is I think it's called
53:22
meat farms. Outside of that, you might as
53:25
well just fucking just fucking. I might as I might as well just
53:29
prolapse my anus and stick a spike through it because it's
53:31
just so disgusting, you know? They're really Pete also runs
53:35
this secret society thing called dialogue.
53:37
Go ahead and tell him, Kurt. Dialogue, which is called the
53:40
Bilderberg. What is this asshole doing with
53:42
the hat that's not real? Of tech for Peter Thiel.
53:46
Where powerful people gather to talk off the record about World
53:49
War 3 and cult building and sex. They're really cool and he even
53:53
runs a dating site for the guests to help them hook up with
53:56
each other. They play matchmaker dialogue,
53:59
it's participant form as registrants, whether they are
54:01
looking for love and offers to include future matchmaking.
54:05
A separate site host and app pitched as meaningful
54:08
connections for exceptional people.
54:10
From my research, it sounds like they're terrified that the
54:13
unfinkable are going to be unfucked out of the gene pool of
54:16
humanity forever. So he's doing his part to help
54:19
strains like this carry on into the future, I guess.
54:23
They're really cool. It seems like Pete's whole
54:25
scheme is, you know, getting all these rich, powerful people
54:28
together and leveraging those relationships for whatever he
54:31
wants. Sounds like Jeffrey Epstein.
54:34
And I mean this peak I was so desperate to infiltrate the
54:37
Rogans fear that even. It's why I feel so bad for
54:40
Trump. Isn't it crazy that according to
54:41
the I've seen files I've seen made Trump rape and threaten to
54:48
kill children against his will to have the to have heat on him
54:53
or something? I guess I don't know the
54:54
conspiracy theories anymore, but those are allegations inside the
54:57
Epstein files that Trump doesn't want to release.
54:59
So. Invited Bryan Callen over for
55:01
dinner. Not that not that, not that
55:05
Epstein made him do it, just that he did it.
55:08
Allegedly then it was credible enough to add to the Epstein
55:11
files. So.
55:13
I I was listening to him talk and I went, yeah, I met him.
55:16
I had dinner with at his house. We know that because Ted Lieu
55:19
went in there and read it and said, hey, is that you?
55:23
He was able to read, read it unredacted.
55:25
He said, hey, that's the thing in there.
55:26
And Trump's like, well, I'm not going to release it because I
55:28
know that's probably true. That's probably what he that's
55:30
what he's thinking, you know? And of course, a lot of Pete's
55:32
friends are on the show all the time too.
55:34
Nice. A friend of a friend of mine,
55:35
Peter Peter Thiel, and I was arguing.
55:36
I was arguing my boss. What the fuck?
55:38
Is this guy interesting enough to interview him for a fucking
55:40
podcast? What the hell am I doing?
55:41
What what do I do? What should I be doing?
55:42
What should I do? I need to talk about, talk to
55:44
some like fucking doofuses or something.
55:46
That's what I need to start doing for my fucking for my, for
55:48
my thing. I think that that's what's
55:50
missing in my my platform is I'm talking to enough doofuses here.
55:53
Awesome. Good friend Peter Thiel I love.
55:55
This guy, What the Hell's this guy's got?
55:56
A fucking Afro. Peter Thiel and how much he
55:58
loves me. What the fuck?
56:02
And people say, OK, you're just a Peter Thiel tool.
56:04
Well. Now I'm sure you've heard of the
56:07
notorious billionaire criminal, vile kingpin Spengali Pervert
56:12
Jeff. But in case you didn't know this
56:15
in advance, Pete and Jeff, they were known associates.
56:20
Are you kidding? They engaged in an ongoing 5
56:22
year correspondence and business relationship up until Jeff's
56:25
arrest in 2019. And I don't know if you knew
56:28
this in advance either, but this Jeff guy, his whole scheme
56:32
revolved around extensive networking with powerful,
56:34
influential people. You met Jeffrey Epstein.
56:38
Warts Kim F. The finance guy.
56:40
Hold on warts, hold on, I got to do.
56:49
OK, go ahead. You know, one of the most
56:51
interesting things is that he was beckoning into a world that
56:55
didn't seem to exist, but for him is the doormat.
56:58
Over decades, Jeff built a vast global web of connections with
57:01
elite figures in finance, academia, politics and
57:05
entertainment. Intellectuals.
57:07
Billionaires. Tech Titans.
57:09
The first Pokémon card collector.
57:11
You know, if you think about it, kind of.
57:13
Physicists, economist, foreign dignitaries, former and current
57:18
American presidents and comedians, and Jeff.
57:24
Wait, was that Woody Allen, the guy, like, raped his
57:26
stepdaughter? Or something like that.
57:28
Comedians. Right, that's I think that's
57:30
what it is. It's something like that.
57:31
He like married his. It's fucking weirdest shit.
57:34
And Jeff regularly hosted exclusive dinners with these
57:37
powerful, influential people. Does that sound familiar?
57:41
Power dinners and powerless. They're really cool.
57:44
In fact, Jeff? Like an audio he played was
57:45
weird. Jeff was a big, big comedy fan
57:47
and he loved hanging out with comedians.
57:50
He'd even bring them on trips with him, trips he'd used to
57:52
find and recruit new victims. And according to this FBI
57:56
complainant, Jeff was always hanging around at stand up
57:59
comedy open mics in Orlando and South Florida.
58:03
His partner and accomplice, Gillane Gillane.
58:05
He was an aspiring comedian. No way hanging out at the Comedy
58:09
Store. Hey, who's not an aspiring
58:11
comedian? Guys, I am.
58:12
I aspire to be a comedian that I have no joke.
58:14
I don't know what I'm. Doing she was actively enrolled
58:17
in stand up classes. Wow, he loved Whitney Cummings.
58:21
I. Was in.
58:22
Dennis said that he was. He did stand up classes with
58:26
Vince Vaughn. A close friend of the comedy
58:27
czar and he thought it was great that she was coming back to the
58:31
Palm Beach Improv. It looks like he saw her there
58:33
in. 25th Whitney coming What the fuck?
58:35
Tina must have loved it. Seems like he was just always on
58:39
the hunt for a comedy show or some comedian to link up with.
58:44
Back in 2006, he was trying to get Jerry Seinfeld and his wife
58:47
to sail over to his accursed island.
58:49
That's a really, that's a very rough thing here, isn't I feel
58:53
like his wife is like 12, No. Did he like a 17 year old girl?
58:57
What the hell? Lemonade, his wife to sail over
59:03
to, is a cursed island for Lemonade in 20.
59:07
I think that that means that he was trying to sell Jerry piss
59:10
piss porn or something. Like golden showers or
59:12
something. 14 Jeff was doing the dinner thing, trying to get a
59:15
bunch of comics to come eat spaghetti with him, and he sent
59:18
invites to Chris Rock, David Brenner, who both declined.
59:22
But Bobby Slayton did agree. Jeff was tight with Woody Allen,
59:27
so we'd use the comedy icon as bait to lure in other comics.
59:31
I wonder why he would be tight with the guy who ended up like
59:33
grooming his fucking stepdaughter to know.
59:36
I'm pretty sure that's the truth, yeah.
59:38
That's the play, that's the scheme, and that's the move that
59:42
Jeff tried to make to lure in Joe.
59:44
But it didn't work because Joe isn't actually a comedian, he's
59:48
just cosplaying. But Jeff didn't realize that.
59:52
So if you've been wondering what kind of person could find Joe
59:55
Rogan funny, well, there's your answer.
59:58
That's just one more thing that was finally uncovered with the
1:00:01
release of the Jeff's Team files.
1:00:08
Now, I don't know if Pete was inspired by Jeff.
1:00:11
You know, when it comes to networking extensively with
1:00:14
powerful people and dinner and comedians.
1:00:20
But Jeff and Pete sure talked a lot, and they sure seemed to use
1:00:24
similar methods. I met Epstein a few times as
1:00:29
well. Pete has mentioned over 2000.
1:00:31
That's not nice. 1000 times in the emails dug up from those
1:00:34
Jeff Steen files and Jeff invested a cool 40 mil into
1:00:38
teals company Valar and invited Pete to that notorious island
1:00:42
and everything. What's going on here, Warts?
1:00:46
What do you got? He was meeting in my office is
1:00:49
in San Francisco, while I wasn't aware of it in 2017.
1:00:53
You weren't aware of it? Really.
1:00:54
To your office and met with who? With Peter.
1:00:58
That's in the records. I was telling Peter not to deal
1:01:00
with him and Peter thought I was overblowing the danger.
1:01:03
And Pete linked up. Well, it seems like Peter Thiel
1:01:06
is doing the same thing as Epstein, so.
1:01:07
Up with Jeff after Jeff was convicted for some incredibly
1:01:11
sick and twisted crimes. Jeffrey Epstein went to jail
1:01:14
just before 10 this morning. He pleaded guilty in open court
1:01:17
12 for felony solicitation of prostitutes and an additional 6
1:01:20
for procuring persons under 18 for prostitution.
1:01:23
The prosecuting attorney would not say how many female victims
1:01:26
there are. She would only say there was
1:01:28
more than one adult victim and more than one underage victim.
1:01:32
Well, how could you have known back then?
1:01:33
He had never been arrested. I know this was this was post.
1:01:35
This was 2014. It was post arrest.
1:01:37
You you assume. Wow, and you're still friends
1:01:41
with this guy Joseph? Whom he didn't go to jail for
1:01:43
that long, right? It was probably not not as
1:01:46
serious as alleged. Yeah, you got what?
1:01:51
What did Joe Rogan eat this up? Isn't Joe Rogan the guy?
1:01:54
That's like, we have a swamp that Trump needs to fix.
1:01:56
People aren't getting arrested the way they should be, OK?
1:02:00
Rogan's a fucking loser, dude. Obviously, like this is my thing
1:02:03
is obviously Joe Rogan's OK with like the Epstein class and
1:02:05
everything like that. He's probably at this point he's
1:02:07
like one of them. What the fuck?
1:02:10
It's the fucking Epstein junior over here.
1:02:11
Police think prostitution charges brought against
1:02:14
billionaire socialite Jeffrey Epstein don't go far enough.
1:02:17
And the investigation leading up to that conviction was no
1:02:20
secret. It was widely publicized and
1:02:23
disseminated, and any regular gourd on the street would have
1:02:26
heard about it, would have heard about the extensive crimes and
1:02:30
schemes he was caught orchestrating.
1:02:32
The Miami Herald was able to identify nearly 80 girls who
1:02:34
were molested by Epstein. Jesus Christ, but.
1:02:37
Look at Pete here, just kind of waving it off like it's some
1:02:40
kind of whoopsie now. You you assume he didn't go to
1:02:43
jail for that long, right? It was probably not.
1:02:46
Not as serious as alleged. Right.
1:02:48
I didn't realize that, Jeffrey. Excuse me, Joseph Epstein was
1:02:50
like such a big down player of rape.
1:02:58
Little girls getting raped, but OK, great.
1:03:00
Right now, I don't know if you guys knew about this in advance,
1:03:03
but there's something that narcissistic, entitled
1:03:06
psychopaths like to do and it's a great play.
1:03:09
It really is. It's called the whoopsie
1:03:12
whoopsie. And how it works is you go
1:03:14
around living your life doing whatever the hell you want, no
1:03:17
matter how fucked up it might be.
1:03:19
Yep. And then you just become
1:03:20
religious. Yeah.
1:03:21
And you don't care about it because you're an anti human
1:03:23
lunatic who's broken inside and when you get caught you just say
1:03:29
whoopsie and you carry on with whatever you were doing.
1:03:33
Feels like a play that's just hard baked into the collective
1:03:36
American unconscious. But what do I know?
1:03:39
I don't. Yeah, and again, like, part of
1:03:41
that's religion. Like, dude, how many of these
1:03:43
people have been like heinous, fucking just degenerate free
1:03:47
pieces of shit? And then all of a sudden they're
1:03:48
like, oh, I'm actually hyper religious now, right.
1:03:51
Like for two reasons. One, because like it works
1:03:54
really. 2, because they know that they can fucking grift on
1:03:58
people or they actually feel like they need forgiveness so
1:04:01
bad that they're like, oh, I found God.
1:04:03
Oh, because God is like super forgiving.
1:04:04
Like you can like you could fucking like you can drive a bus
1:04:07
through full of children, like through a fucking child predator
1:04:10
jail. But if you said sorry to a
1:04:13
priest a couple times, people are like, well, he's changed.
1:04:15
You know what I mean? Well, he's actually changed.
1:04:18
You know, a guy who likes to drive around town, getting drive
1:04:20
through meals and then tossing the trash out the window when
1:04:23
he's done. And if anyone sees it and he
1:04:26
thinks they might cause a stink about it, he just coughs and
1:04:29
says whoopsie, and he just drives away.
1:04:34
He says it gives them enough plausible deniability to get out
1:04:37
of the situation with that guy gazing at him.
1:04:40
So then he could just go relax and go about his day.
1:04:43
And if you're the right kind of guy, that's all you need to do
1:04:46
to get away with it. And that's basically what Pete
1:04:49
does here. Reminds me, the guy I went to a
1:04:51
buffet yesterday. Yeah, I know I went to a buffet.
1:04:53
Shut up. And one of the guy, he just
1:04:56
walked in and he just went right into the bathroom.
1:04:57
He didn't even like say anything.
1:04:58
And the people were like, oh, excuse me, Sir.
1:05:00
And he just kept going and he went to the bathroom and then he
1:05:02
left the establishment. He didn't even ask for
1:05:03
permission because he probably would have said no.
1:05:05
And that was it. That's the whoopsie guy, you
1:05:07
know? With his Jeff connection now
1:05:09
totally exposed to the world. I probably probably was my moral
1:05:13
weakness that I when the shit went down and Epstein gets
1:05:16
arrested for the second time, we were like, Oh well, there you
1:05:19
go. Whoopsie.
1:05:23
I've thought about it. I thought a lot about it as a
1:05:25
result, yeah. Yeah.
1:05:26
Wow, He's on, he's on Rogan. He's on Rogan downplaying it.
1:05:31
He's on Rogan. Rogan's just sitting there.
1:05:33
He's like, yeah, you know, the second time you met this
1:05:35
horrific sex trafficking rapist guy, Like we're not the same
1:05:38
time you met him. The second time he got arrested,
1:05:40
Were you? Were you?
1:05:40
Like, man, I oops. Now I finally believe all the
1:05:42
allegations because usually I just don't.
1:05:46
I just like what what is this? What the fuck is Joe doing?
1:05:49
See and I'm. Whoopsie, Daisy I.
1:05:51
Mean even if all you knew were the two charges he was convicted
1:05:55
for, they're pretty fucking bad man. 2008, the Miami Herald
1:05:59
identified over 60 of his victims.
1:06:02
Just young middle and high school girls at the time of the
1:06:04
abuse they were. Molested by Epstein and believed
1:06:07
they were betrayed by the very prosecutors who were supposed to
1:06:10
hold Epstein accountable. Subsequent FBI investigation
1:06:14
found a sprawling network of victims and enough evidence to
1:06:17
fill a 53 page indictment with federal sex crime charges.
1:06:21
But Miami US Attorney Alexander Acosta signed off on a secret
1:06:24
plea bargain while deliberately not informing Epstein's victims.
1:06:28
Whoopsie. Wow, that's bad.
1:06:30
This deal that Acosta gave to Epstein years ago is
1:06:34
unprecedented in several respects in how short a term, in
1:06:37
most of it on work release, I do not think it is right and fair
1:06:41
for this administration's Labor Department to have Epstein as
1:06:45
the focus rather than the incredible economy that we have
1:06:48
today. What the fuck?
1:06:54
I feel like people don't have enough energy, like wood chipper
1:06:56
energy, you know what I'm saying?
1:06:57
The fact that Acosta did not notify the victims violates
1:07:01
federal law. So I have to think Acosta knew
1:07:04
that. And he's doing this not for
1:07:05
himself. He's doing this for the
1:07:06
administration. And Alex, I think you'll agree.
1:07:09
I said you don't have to do this.
1:07:12
He doesn't. I think you'll agree.
1:07:13
I did say these words. Crazy.
1:07:15
I have to do this and the fact that Acosta signed a deal that
1:07:19
immunized the Co conspirators is very strange.
1:07:22
Why would he want to do that unless he was protecting
1:07:24
powerful people who he was afraid of?
1:07:27
Yeah, good question. So there are really only two
1:07:30
possibilities here. Either Pete is an opportunistic
1:07:34
degenerate lizard freak who couldn't care less about all
1:07:38
that depraved shit Jeff was doing, or he's a complete and
1:07:42
illiterate moron with an abysmally low level of
1:07:46
awareness. Nah, I'm just going to.
1:07:49
I'm honestly just going to start assuming the worst in people
1:07:51
like this. That's how I'm going to operate
1:07:54
my life. How's that?
1:07:54
And if that's the case, why the hell is this guy one of the
1:07:58
wealthiest, most powerful guys on the planet?
1:08:01
Why the hell is he running arguably the world's most
1:08:04
cutting edge, pervasive mass surveillance military tech
1:08:08
companies? Which is it?
1:08:12
Either way, it's bad. Hello.
1:08:18
Hi. Well, either way, Joe don't
1:08:21
care. Well.
1:08:22
How could you know him back then?
1:08:23
Joe Doobie making money, dude. Joe Doobie making money.
1:08:26
So I guess that's why he doesn't really care at all about
1:08:28
anything. And he had never been arrested.
1:08:30
I know this was this was post, this was 2014.
1:08:31
It was. Post to us.
1:08:32
For some reason, this didn't seem to concern Joe.
1:08:35
I love that Joe's first argument is like, hey, here's a really
1:08:37
nice out and the guy's like, no, nevermind.
1:08:39
Joe's like, OK, I'll just take you out.
1:08:42
Whatever. You obviously have a good reason
1:08:44
for it. I like you, you know.
1:08:45
Also his arrest was the first arrest right?
1:08:47
Which was like 2007 O 8. OK, OK, OK.
1:08:52
Cool. I mean, what am I going to do?
1:08:53
I'm going to push back. And like a lot of things, he he
1:08:56
says, it's totally incoherent with what he said in the past.
1:09:00
Like this Epstein file thing, right?
1:09:02
That was a big eye opener for a lot of people when you see.
1:09:04
Yeah, well, Joe's not one of. Them how many people after 2008,
1:09:09
after he was arrested, after he went to jail, were actively
1:09:12
taking money from him? You know, to this day people are
1:09:15
asking. Questions.
1:09:16
What are you jealous? That people like Bill Gates
1:09:18
don't want to answer. Or I didn't.
1:09:19
I didn't hear the one about Gates.
1:09:20
But of course, Gates apparently flew on the Lolita Express four
1:09:24
years after he was convicted. Trump.
1:09:28
They, there was a lot of people that met with him and did
1:09:32
business with him and travelled with him after he was arrested,
1:09:37
after he went to jail. Well, how could you know him
1:09:39
back then? He had never been arrested.
1:09:41
And this was this was post, this 2014 was post arrest.
1:09:45
Dude, this guy's such a goofy little dingus, dude.
1:09:47
He doesn't care. This guy obviously drove like,
1:09:50
dude, listen, Joe Rogan definitively does not care about
1:09:54
the Epstein files or anybody who's some kind of like a rapist
1:09:56
predator or anything. Like the guy doesn't care.
1:09:59
This guy got away for so long with like cosplaying as somebody
1:10:02
who was worried about an elite class that was fucking, you
1:10:06
know, secretly fucking running the country and having like all
1:10:10
these billionaire fucking back the old bullshits.
1:10:13
And Peter Thiel, the second he exists, all of a sudden Joe
1:10:16
Rogan's like, oh, OK, well, that's OK that he is associated
1:10:19
with. I've seen not just Peter Thiel,
1:10:20
Donald Trump too. I mean, there's allegations of
1:10:22
files that Trump raped kids and tried to kill them.
1:10:24
Doesn't care. He doesn't care.
1:10:26
He doesn't care. Like literally he does not care.
1:10:28
But he'll go on a fucking rant about some girl wearing a mask
1:10:30
saying that like fitness is white supremacist culture or
1:10:33
something cringe like that. Like, yeah, that's cringe.
1:10:35
You want to know what's more cringe than saying fitness is
1:10:36
white supremacist culture? Raping children?
1:10:39
Like, what's 1 is more cringe? Well, I mean, maybe he just
1:10:42
doesn't think it's Grich. Like, I don't understand.
1:10:44
Like Joe Rogan is such a loser. The guy's a fucking loser.
1:10:46
He doesn't care about anything that he says.
1:10:48
Your best argument is that he's been streamlining Ivor Mectern
1:10:51
into his rectum so much that he's like, lost the ability to
1:10:54
think in any cognitive capacity. That's your best argument?
1:10:58
That's it. The guy's a fucking doofus.
1:11:00
Doofy boy. Oh, so his rest was the first
1:11:03
arrest, right? Which was like 2007 O 8.
1:11:07
O6O7. OK, you assume didn't go to jail
1:11:11
for that long. It was probably not not as
1:11:14
serious as alleged A. Decent acting attempt here by
1:11:18
Pete, but I don't know. I just don't know if I can
1:11:23
believe Pete. I want to, I do, but I'm not
1:11:28
sure. I had to triple check the files
1:11:30
because I thought there was no way a guy like Pete would be out
1:11:33
here running around lying and distorting reality.
1:11:36
Me too man, I always believed in this guy ever since you had
1:11:39
Clavicular hit the scene. Not about something like this.
1:11:45
Not Pete. Not Peter.
1:11:47
But what I found was that in 2015, Jeff was getting some real
1:11:51
bad press again because another one of his victims was suing him
1:11:56
and all this stuff leaked out. What?
1:11:57
Did he start a war with Iran? Including all Trump to that the
1:12:01
details of the secret deal he made back in 2008.
1:12:05
By the end of the year, there were about a dozen lawsuits
1:12:08
filed by Jeff's underage victims, which he began to
1:12:11
settle out of court. So did Pete miss this new cycle
1:12:15
too? Well, we don't have to
1:12:17
speculate. The answer is it's no surprise.
1:12:26
He was talking to Jeff the whole time and Jeff even asked Pete if
1:12:30
his bad press gave him pause and tagged on a nice.
1:12:34
Return to a dog. Little Island invite there too
1:12:37
Nice. And Pete replied, If I was
1:12:40
intimidated by bad press, I would not have gotten anywhere
1:12:43
in life. Damn true dude, I'm going to
1:12:46
live by that, I hope, a wise man once said.
1:12:50
You're holding up well and that the cycle it won't go much
1:12:55
further. Oh.
1:12:57
And then we got Pete following up with Jeff later that night,
1:13:01
looking for Jeff's advice on strategies to use when faced
1:13:04
with negative breasts, like this sort of stuff.
1:13:09
Now, what does he need that for? What's he, what's he worried
1:13:13
about? Pete?
1:13:17
You know, that's bad. But he sits here in front of the
1:13:20
comedies are acting like he hadn't a clue.
1:13:24
Comedy czar sits there act. He looks like a he looks like a
1:13:27
robot. He looks like an AI version of
1:13:30
somebody saying make like an Android Android 16 from Dragon
1:13:33
Ball Z, but annoying and fucking a rapist.
1:13:38
And then that's what that came out.
1:13:39
Seem like it's all good. OK this entire podcast, but I
1:13:44
it's just two guys acting. It was described as very poorly.
1:13:47
Smartest tax people in the. World, they really do think
1:13:49
you're that stupid. Interesting.
1:13:50
OK, well, he tricked a lot of people.
1:13:53
I know a lot of people that met that guy.
1:13:56
Do you? Whoopsie.
1:13:59
But listen man, I really. He knows a lot of people who met
1:14:01
Jeffrey Epstein, the finance guy.
1:14:03
Enjoyed talking to you. Awesome it was, really.
1:14:04
Fun. It was a great.
1:14:05
Yeah, it was great, a lot of great.
1:14:07
Insight and a lot of things that I'm going to think.
1:14:09
About a lot SO. Thanks very much.
1:14:10
Thanks for having me. Yeah, Thank you.
1:14:11
Awesome. What do you think?
1:14:12
There's a real question. What do you think Joe Orgon
1:14:14
actually thinks about when he's talking to his guests?
1:14:15
Like, what do you think he's actually thinking about?
1:14:19
Like you think he's like just thinking about fucking
1:14:22
Ivermector? I don't even know.
1:14:23
All right. So what the hell is going on
1:14:25
here? Well, one good thing about Low
1:14:28
Awareness Joe is that he is constantly revealing his own
1:14:31
inner motivations by accident through psychological
1:14:34
projection. When people get intoxicated by
1:14:37
being in a circle of rich and powerful people, even if they're
1:14:40
not like they don't even have any ambitions of being one of
1:14:44
those people. They just want to be around
1:14:46
them. They want to be around Nobel
1:14:48
Prize winners and. It's that really, do people like
1:14:51
that? I don't know about it.
1:14:54
I feel like I want to be around people who want to drink and
1:14:55
smoke cigarettes. Like, just have fun, have a good
1:14:58
time, you know? Shadow leakage?
1:15:00
What the hell? Now, we don't know everything
1:15:02
that Jeff and Pete talked about, but we do know that Jeff tried
1:15:05
to infiltrate the Rogen's sphere long before Pete did.
1:15:08
I guess he just knew how influential the Rogen's sphere
1:15:10
was, man. But failed to pass Joe's
1:15:11
legendary bullshit detector. Yeah, I'm in the files for not
1:15:15
going. Jeffrey Epstein was trying to
1:15:16
meet with me for. What reason would you?
1:15:18
If I was a guy who was like sucking up to the rich and
1:15:22
powerful. If I was really interested in
1:15:24
hanging out with rich and powerful people.
1:15:26
Wow, crazy because he literally is exclusively.
1:15:29
Well, I mean, that certainly doesn't sound like Joe at all,
1:15:33
right? Joe, you've got real money.
1:15:36
Guys with real money use dinner. I watched Peter Thiel use
1:15:39
dinner. Fly people in for dinners, put
1:15:42
people up in a nice hotel for. Joe, have some dinner though.
1:15:45
Have dinner with me. So please, three nights, serve
1:15:48
them amazing food from a private chef.
1:15:50
You get a black car to collect them.
1:15:52
And I'll tell you anything black.
1:15:53
He has these like power dinners and power lunches.
1:15:56
They're really cool. But I watched they're really
1:15:58
cool. Dinner, after dinner, after
1:16:00
dinner as people disgorged all they knew because they were so
1:16:03
happy. They're getting the $200 bottle
1:16:05
of water. Another martini.
1:16:08
Fall. Oh, I see you schmooze them a
1:16:10
little bit. They give you a bunch of insider
1:16:11
information. I do the same exact thing when
1:16:13
I'm trying to get gossip out of my family.
1:16:16
It's fun to talk shit, just saying.
1:16:19
Dinner is an incredible. I'm a woman.
1:16:21
And he sits there and. Acts, I agree with that 1000%.
1:16:24
Who's this guy? It's like he's disturbed by it,
1:16:27
even though Pete does the same shit and he thinks that's really
1:16:30
cool. What he was doing was very
1:16:32
clever in that he was getting all of these very powerful and
1:16:37
very respected people together. And you would figure like, oh,
1:16:41
look, it's Steven Pinker, how could this be bad?
1:16:43
And so you would go I, I would imagine like.
1:16:46
I. Imagine would bring all these
1:16:48
people in and he'd like to be around famous people and
1:16:51
entertainers and a lot of intellectuals.
1:16:55
That was how he would convince everybody that everything is
1:16:58
going to be fine. I love this because, like, when
1:17:00
you hear this, it's probably a level of truth to it.
1:17:02
But like, also, this sounds like a downplay for anybody who
1:17:04
associated with Epstein. Yeah, You'd think he was, like,
1:17:07
the nicest guy in the world because he had such cool guys
1:17:09
always around him. Like, how could you?
1:17:11
How could you fault those people?
1:17:13
You know what I mean? Like, that's what I'm hearing.
1:17:15
I'm hearing like, oh man, I just, I, they're the true
1:17:18
victims, those little girls. No, it's actually the people who
1:17:21
raped those little girls 'cause they got tricked into having to
1:17:24
have sex with children. It's like, that's what I'm
1:17:25
hearing here. It's like, wow, profound.
1:17:27
Like, have you ever been invited to a party and someone will tell
1:17:29
you, hey, you should go to this party.
1:17:30
Brad Pitt's gonna be there. Like, they'll, they'll tell you
1:17:33
that to try to get you to go. They'll tell you about the
1:17:35
famous people that are gonna be. There like, oh, Brad Pitt the
1:17:39
abuser. Isn't there allegations about
1:17:41
that? I don't know, I don't know.
1:17:44
So Joe was aware of how Jeff enticed people into a sphere
1:17:48
with the promise of meeting remarkable people, and it seems
1:17:51
like that's the same MO that Pete uses.
1:17:55
But unlike Jeff, he did much better Recon on his target and
1:17:59
Pete was able to bypass the bullshit detector I've.
1:18:02
Been to Peter's house twice. The second time he brought me in
1:18:05
because they were going to have lunch with Eric von Daniken,
1:18:08
Eric Weinstein said. Hey.
1:18:10
Eric Weinstein. That's not even a real person
1:18:12
dude. They would like you to come to
1:18:14
this lunch we're going to do with Eric von Daniken.
1:18:16
You know a lot about that guy's stuff.
1:18:18
I'm like, oh, I know everything about that guy's stuff.
1:18:20
I know everything about that guy.
1:18:21
Yeah, I jerk off to him. But.
1:18:22
He couldn't recognize it when it happened to him, or he just
1:18:25
didn't care. Oh, the the guide, the chariot
1:18:28
to the gods. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:18:29
And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm in.
1:18:32
Dinner is an incredible thing. They're really cool.
1:18:35
Professor Warts over here was the fixer who made it all
1:18:38
happen. And what is it that guys like
1:18:41
Jeff and Pete and Warts are all trying to get out of these
1:18:45
connections with guys like Joe? Well, I mean, this guy loves
1:18:49
talking about himself so much he'll just tell you.
1:18:52
At every turn in my life since I was a young man, Jeffrey Epstein
1:18:56
was there in the background, even though I only meet him
1:19:00
once. Why?
1:19:01
That's concerning, I think. That is because we're interested
1:19:04
in the exact same thing. OK.
1:19:07
What? Excuse me?
1:19:09
He and I, we're interested. I never would say that.
1:19:11
And where's the high end intellectual action in the world
1:19:14
that actually moves things? Not the people with the highest
1:19:17
IQ, but the people. I just got taking a bubble bath.
1:19:19
Who are irreverent enough to actually move the needle?
1:19:23
How the highest in society are connected to the people who get
1:19:27
things done. And if you're skeptical that
1:19:30
these dinners had any effect on Joe's brain, his beliefs,
1:19:34
opinions, or whatever? I would never claim that at all.
1:19:37
Well, here's what he was talking about the day after the peat
1:19:41
lunch in 2019, right around the time we all watched him start
1:19:45
losing his mind, transitioning into the deranged comedy czar
1:19:49
that we see today. Tech is the closest thing we
1:19:51
have now to that. Yeah, where you have these, you
1:19:54
know, masters of the universe that are going to be.
1:19:58
I mean, those guys were JP Morgan was like bailing the
1:20:00
government out. Yeah.
1:20:01
These guys had an insane amount of power.
1:20:03
They were more powerful. Really interesting figures.
1:20:06
Yeah. I was just when I told you I was
1:20:07
doing this Chariots of the Gods lunch today with a bunch of very
1:20:11
influential people. Yeah.
1:20:12
And one of them said it's really ironic that Apple used to be
1:20:15
think different and that that was the whole thing about
1:20:19
Silicon Valley think different. Now it's.
1:20:22
Don't think different. Whoa, I think you might have
1:20:25
blown my fucking mind with that one.
1:20:27
Thanks man. Right.
1:20:29
Now. Now it's streamline everybody
1:20:30
into one acceptable thing. Yeah, now it is literally.
1:20:34
You have to think the way everyone else is thinking.
1:20:37
You have to believe what everyone else believes.
1:20:39
Well, I guess that's what social media is is doing, you know,
1:20:42
trying to make everybody think the same, angry and upset at
1:20:46
each other instead of being angry at the real villains, the
1:20:50
billionaires and the people who invented sauerkraut.
1:20:55
So I don't really like it very much.
1:20:57
Even if it's ridiculous. And on top of that?
1:20:59
Nah, but you know who the real villains is?
1:21:01
IKEA, because they have like a, they have like a vegetarian dog.
1:21:04
And then I think they have like another version of it's like a
1:21:07
vegan dog and you know, it's just like, what the fuck dude,
1:21:10
pick one you can't do. Like it's just, it's too much.
1:21:13
Like you know, there's a regular hot dog, a vegetarian or a plant
1:21:15
based dog and then a fucking vegan dog or something.
1:21:18
Just fucking do one. You don't need to have that
1:21:20
many. It's fucking annoying.
1:21:21
And it's like how they have like Diet Coke and Coke 0.
1:21:25
Like you give it a rest, your coke 0's disgusting.
1:21:28
Diet Coke is optimal. Fuck you, eat shit.
1:21:32
Now the ideology is skewing and leaning in that direction in
1:21:37
terms of like tech, and sure, there's money in that.
1:21:40
Just like that, the seed was planted.
1:21:43
Pete and his pals exploited Joe's rising anxiety.
1:21:47
Now that he was in the mainstream spotlight.
1:21:49
He was getting a ton of criticism for it.
1:21:51
Pete and his friends told him he's actually doing great, don't
1:21:54
worry. And they washed Joe's fear away
1:21:56
and massaged his bruised ego. I can't believe he would have so
1:21:59
much fear. I can't believe fear would be
1:22:01
such a factor with Joe Rogan. Such a relief.
1:22:05
Fear factor. Get it?
1:22:07
Guys, do you understand the joke?
1:22:09
And we watched this guy who spent over a decade warning
1:22:12
everybody about these secretive elite networking schemes like
1:22:15
the Bilderberg Group, get recruited into one of these
1:22:18
groups in himself. Some shit that's real, like the
1:22:21
Bilderberg Group. The fact that these industrials
1:22:23
really do get together. Build a bird or build-a-bear?
1:22:26
I've made a build-a-bear in a long time.
1:22:28
And meet and try to figure out how to continue running the
1:22:31
world the way it's run right now because they're extracting
1:22:33
massive amounts of money from it.
1:22:36
I mean, that's real, Yeah. Interesting things like make the
1:22:38
economy go. It's weird that this guy is
1:22:40
against Let's let's what for this guy?
1:22:41
Is this the same clown from before?
1:22:43
No wonder Joe's not a real friend with him.
1:22:44
This guy's a weird looking fuck anyway.
1:22:48
Interesting that Joe, you think he would dislike billionaires.
1:22:50
You know, it's very strange and. Like how it works.
1:22:53
Stop telling me that hoax hero's superior.
1:22:54
It's just like Poopy Duke. It's like it's, it's just like
1:22:57
it's coax 0's like a facelift, you know what I mean?
1:23:01
It's just like a facelift. What are you talking about?
1:23:03
It's just like, it's not quite human, you know?
1:23:04
It's not quite Coke, you know, Just stick with Diet Coke.
1:23:07
It's better. You find out that the Bilderberg
1:23:09
Group is real. You're like, wait, what?
1:23:11
What? That's.
1:23:12
What I thought. She's in the Bilderberg Group,
1:23:14
right? Come on.
1:23:15
She is she. She's deep.
1:23:16
Her and Bill are. Deep, deep, deep.
1:23:18
That's not a conspiracy theory. That's really She's in the
1:23:20
Bilderberg Group, The Bilderberg.
1:23:21
Group. That was Martin.
1:23:22
Hope it's not a conspiracy theore anymore.
1:23:24
Do you know man if we ever do a movie together, that's the movie
1:23:27
right? Like I become.
1:23:28
Hey man, can we can we do things together please?
1:23:30
Can we make content together? I really need your support.
1:23:33
Friends with some guy who's like a banker who really likes
1:23:36
comedy. Yeah.
1:23:37
Right. And then this guy tells you he
1:23:39
gets drunk one night. Like, I, I know the Illuminati.
1:23:41
They're real. The Bilderberg Group.
1:23:43
It's real. Like what?
1:23:44
Yeah, man. And you're like, what?
1:23:46
What? And then this guy starts on
1:23:49
unraveling the tail. Yeah.
1:23:50
Is that what happens? And then what's happens with the
1:23:52
banging? Bear with me, Bear with me with
1:23:54
the noise. It should be over soon.
1:23:55
Ale of America. I've been listening to this guy
1:23:58
for over a decade talking about these bad Bilderberg guys and
1:24:02
learned a lot. Some shit that's real like the
1:24:04
Bilderberg Group, Bilderberg, Bilderberg, Bilderberg Group.
1:24:07
I'm not understanding is it build a bird or build-a-bear or
1:24:10
is it build a fucking house build build the tiles in my
1:24:12
house? I don't even know.
1:24:13
Still not sure about this fucking Pete guy, but at least
1:24:16
he isn't part of that whole nefarious scene that Joe and his
1:24:19
good time buddies have been warning me about all these
1:24:21
years. So true, king.
1:24:23
Bilderberg Group. Still don't know.
1:24:26
Maybe, maybe I'm wrong and Pete isn't actually part of these
1:24:29
groups, these Bilderberg, these Bilderberg things did.
1:24:31
You find out that the Bilderberg group is.
1:24:33
Real. Maybe he's just a guy.
1:24:35
Is real. No, wait, what?
1:24:36
I mean, I've been looking at all these videos.
1:24:38
Peter chill have something to do with Israel?
1:24:39
Goes to this thing and I haven't seen Pete, but what's I mean?
1:24:44
That's real. Who the fuck is that?
1:24:47
Yo zoom that shit. What is this?
1:24:50
That guy looks just like Pete. Oh my.
1:24:53
God no. She's in the building room.
1:24:55
Holy shit, that is Pete. She's in the building.
1:24:58
Room. Well, what did he just go the
1:25:00
one time? Probably like a whoopsie.
1:25:02
Maybe he just did like the skiing or snorkeling or
1:25:04
something. I hear those good snorkeling,
1:25:06
maybe skiing. You know, I heard that Jeffsine
1:25:09
the Jeffsine Island had when you know, like Disney, they do like
1:25:12
the thing where you can, they kind of like wall off.
1:25:16
They do this thing where they like like they you put like a
1:25:17
water wall so you can swim in the ocean and you you're like
1:25:21
more like more of AI don't want to see a pond, but it looks like
1:25:23
a Creek or maybe like a like a outlet.
1:25:26
I don't really know what you'd call it.
1:25:28
And then you could like see fish without sharks being in there,
1:25:31
though, And you could like they have some stuff underground.
1:25:33
They have like a Little Mermaid like a vent underground and go
1:25:35
snorkeling. That's probably what it really
1:25:38
is. OK, what?
1:25:40
What's this now? What are we looking at?
1:25:44
Who's this I? Don't know.
1:25:47
Got a Peach? She's.
1:25:48
In the Bilderberg Group, deep, deep, deep in the top.
1:25:53
Why do we call the Bilderberg Group?
1:25:55
They're very powerful, the Bilderberg Group.
1:26:02
Now part of my language in front of the children, but can someone
1:26:05
ask Pete what the is going on here?
1:26:07
I'll, I'll leave it. At one statement and then that's
1:26:10
it, OK. OK.
1:26:10
Yeah, yeah. I think that I think that we
1:26:14
have a lot of problems in our society and we need to be
1:26:17
finding ways to talk to people, we need to find ways to talk to
1:26:20
people where not everything is completely transparent.
1:26:25
Thank. You.
1:26:26
I love that very much. Not everything is transparent.
1:26:29
Is that what he said? Where not everything is
1:26:31
completely transparent. Well, that sounds concerning.
1:26:35
Isn't it always like the worst people in the world though, like
1:26:37
Jeffrey Epstein junior over here that always wants to have like
1:26:39
dialogue. Hey, we should we should really
1:26:41
talk about our horrible opinions and beliefs that I should
1:26:43
control the world and flock cameras.
1:26:44
Oh yeah, true. Thank you very much.
1:26:46
They flaunt it now. The Bilderberg Group.
1:26:50
The Bilderberg Group, I don't know if they're real.
1:26:52
I mean, there has to be right there.
1:26:54
There is a Bilderberger meeting, right?
1:26:56
The Bilderberg Group, they get together and they meet up shit
1:27:00
that's real like the Bilderberg group.
1:27:03
But what do they do, you know, maybe they just talk about
1:27:05
interest rates. I get super suspicious when.
1:27:07
Maybe they just talk about interest rates or what.
1:27:10
People use that term, the elites.
1:27:12
Yeah, Like how do you get in that group?
1:27:14
Well, it looks like all Pete needed to do was bring in some
1:27:17
crackpot Ancient Aliens doofus that Joe liked, and he chomped
1:27:20
right into that bait. Sounds like Joseph Rogan,
1:27:23
absolutely. There are some kind of messages.
1:27:27
What is this? I don't know what is it you.
1:27:31
Want to hear some you know how there's banging all over my
1:27:33
house because my there's a guy here doing the tile Bad news
1:27:36
guys, they just fixed our oven too.
1:27:38
He's a great guy, but because he's doing the tile on the
1:27:41
floor, we can't even go into the kitchen for the rest of the day.
1:27:44
I can't cook myself a home cooked healthy meal now I have
1:27:47
to go. I literally have to go out and
1:27:49
eat some unhealthy Taco Bell or other really convenient food
1:27:53
that tastes better. I have to I don't want to it's
1:27:55
disgusting, but I have to do it right.
1:27:57
So isn't that such a shame? I.
1:27:59
Don't know and I don't know either.
1:28:01
I think the only other ways I know in are the ones Joe told me
1:28:04
about. If you want to be a part of
1:28:06
these clubs and little secret societies and organizations, you
1:28:10
got to do some weird shit. You got to suck someone's Dick.
1:28:12
You got to put a wine bottle. Up your what and.
1:28:14
Take a. That's crazy.
1:28:15
I could probably suck a Dick, but it's got to be a, it's got
1:28:18
to be a girl's penis. That's really my only like,
1:28:22
that's really like my only point of contention, you know, like I
1:28:25
can't suck a guy's penis. That's fucking gay as hell, man.
1:28:28
And you want to know what like, I'm not trying to be regressive.
1:28:30
It might be a little gay to suck a girl's penis too, but it's
1:28:33
only like 5% of the gay and sucking a guy's Wiener because I
1:28:37
don't really think that the Wiener is like the biggest gay
1:28:40
part about it because you could, you could suck a Wiener with
1:28:43
masculinity. I can at least I think it's that
1:28:46
it's a guy and they're like, they smell like a guy.
1:28:49
That's the gayest part smelling like a guy hairy like a guy, you
1:28:53
know what I'm saying that's the gay part.
1:28:54
The penis isn't really gay. It's the the smell.
1:28:57
The smell is like super duper gay, right.
1:29:00
So you got to make sure that the smell is girl and stuff and it's
1:29:06
it's kind of it's just fine. I give I give you the I write
1:29:08
I'm writing writing it off guys, you're good, you're good.
1:29:11
Don't even worry about it anymore.
1:29:13
That's a fact. I'm just saying the.
1:29:14
Picture of it. Got to be one of those I don't
1:29:16
know what the fuck. Did I just walk into?
1:29:18
If you be the judge, all right, all right.
1:29:20
Do I have to spell everything out for you?
1:29:22
For fuck's sake, I gave you all the possible options and here
1:29:26
they are again in case you forgot.
1:29:28
You got to suck someone's. Or.
1:29:30
Put a wine bottle up your and take a picture of it.
1:29:32
Or do you get? The I don't take a picture of
1:29:33
it. What's up with that part?
1:29:35
Perfect guest. In Argentina there is a What is
1:29:40
this thing called here? That's wow.
1:29:46
Wow. What is it?
1:29:49
Wow, that's incredible. We're good to go.
1:29:52
But I feel like people have missed one of the main reasons
1:29:55
why Joe was so attracted to Pete.
1:29:57
It's actually because one of Joe's core fears is aging and
1:30:01
dying and Pete has been at the forefront of an exclusive anti
1:30:04
aging movement. How does Tom Cruise stay looking
1:30:07
35? Involving vampiric blood
1:30:09
rituals. This.
1:30:10
Could be bullshit. Is that real?
1:30:12
What the hell? Oh no, what?
1:30:13
Old people are buying young blood and and getting
1:30:17
transfused. Young blood isn't that part of a
1:30:18
song? It's not in Europe.
1:30:20
It's here in Silicon Valley. Are they're doing it for real?
1:30:23
You're Peter Thiel. Are they doing it for real?
1:30:24
They are doing this now where they take like these young
1:30:27
healthy guys and they donate blood and then you go there and
1:30:30
they take that blood and pump it into your system and they fill
1:30:33
your body up with young blood. Does it work?
1:30:35
Apparently it has some crazy like rejuvenating effect on you.
1:30:39
And it. It sounds like dialysis.
1:30:43
What are we talking about here? Guy.
1:30:44
You know, you know, you could bang the fucking.
1:30:47
You could just bang out walls. You could bang a wall.
1:30:50
You know, you can get dialysis and it keeps you younger.
1:30:53
That's why all the people with kidney disease are so young.
1:30:55
What the fuck? Is terrified of aging and dying
1:30:59
as Joe would do anything to be a part of that.
1:31:02
Apparently it has some crazy like rejuvenating effect on you.
1:31:06
You can actually hear it in his voice there, the lust he feels,
1:31:10
he's excited about it. Not sure if you guys know
1:31:13
vampire lore, but often a human will make himself subservient to
1:31:17
a vampire in hopes that one day he will be sired by his Lord and
1:31:21
rewarded with the Dark gift in return.
1:31:23
Yeah, I watched that show with Guillermo in it.
1:31:30
And I'm pretty sure, you know, looking at all this hard
1:31:32
evidence here, that that is what's really going on between
1:31:36
Joe and Pete. Like he can see whenever anyone
1:31:39
talks bad about him on the show, Joe's there to defend him right
1:31:42
away with passion. That Peter Thiel guy is already
1:31:45
getting young blood put into his system.
1:31:47
Doesn't trust that guy. Why don't you trust him?
1:31:49
I don't know. He's something fishy about him
1:31:51
suing Gawker until it went under.
1:31:53
Well, he's very He's a vindictive prick.
1:31:56
Well, they had it. Yeah.
1:31:59
Media companies. Well, they can just be
1:32:00
constantly sued. They went after a creep.
1:32:02
Oh, whoopsie. I mean, careful, Joe, walk it
1:32:05
back. They were creeps and they went
1:32:06
after him, but they went. They went after Kareem.
1:32:08
That's funny. After a rich guy.
1:32:10
There you go. You can't go after rich people,
1:32:11
they don't have to go after poor people.
1:32:13
Guys, what the fuck are you talking about?
1:32:14
Dude, stop it. All better, Master happy.
1:32:18
And if you're thinking how the hell can Joe sleep at night
1:32:21
being connected to all this, being friends with Dark Lord
1:32:23
Pete, well, studying him for as long as I have, I'm pretty sure
1:32:27
this is his exact logic. Peter Teal is Satan, and here's
1:32:30
why that's good. Come, I love Daddy.
1:32:36
I am really having a hard time putting the puzzle pieces
1:32:39
together here. It's really hard to explore and
1:32:41
make sense as somebody's so incoherent.
1:32:44
I was honestly ready to give up but.
1:32:46
Maybe that's the point, you know.
1:32:48
Then I suddenly remembered another thing that I'd learned
1:32:51
from Joe over the years, A lesson I'm grateful for because
1:32:55
it really helped me get back on track to figure this fucking
1:32:58
shit out. I like that.
1:33:00
He's been obsessed with this for a long, long time, and it's yet
1:33:04
another idea that was dropped inside his brain by some
1:33:07
mysterious guy. This is guy that I'm friends
1:33:11
with online. Who the fuck is he?
1:33:12
Runs AI, don't even know what he looks like.
1:33:14
He runs a philosophy page. The first half reminded me of my
1:33:18
youth. He'll send me some things
1:33:20
sometimes, like. Yeah, it reminds me when I was a
1:33:23
kid on Myspace. He's one of the rare people that
1:33:25
I'm that I contact online that I actually listen to what he says
1:33:29
and he said you're going to have a problem with what you're doing
1:33:33
with other people because you have a walled garden.
1:33:37
People on the outside, they, they, they don't like the fact
1:33:41
that they can't get in and it makes them angry.
1:33:43
So they want to attack that walled guard.
1:33:47
Oh, I now God's sending me a message.
1:33:50
Knock, knock, knock. Can I please come in?
1:33:52
And what he's telling me is that this is obviously some way to
1:33:56
get Joe Rogan to think that like, hey, anybody who disagrees
1:33:58
with me obviously is wrong. And they're just jealous and
1:34:00
they want to be part of my inner circle where the inner fucking
1:34:04
doofus weeb circle. I understand now.
1:34:07
That makes sense. See a whole group of people that
1:34:10
seem to be having this amazing party that you can't get into.
1:34:12
The people on the outside men, they're resentful.
1:34:16
Yeah, he really is obsessed with.
1:34:17
It I agree with that. It's just so true, gang.
1:34:19
So true, yeah. This idea talks about it all the
1:34:21
time. I think I've told you this
1:34:23
before, but I have a friend of mine who's, you know, somewhat
1:34:25
of a philosopher, an online friend.
1:34:26
I don't even know what he looks like.
1:34:27
We've been going back and forth for years.
1:34:30
He's a natural philosopher, like writes.
1:34:32
Philosophy, man. But he warned me about this long
1:34:35
time. You know, there's like this
1:34:37
walled garden. Did you like foresee the
1:34:40
dissension and stuff that happens just within the scene?
1:34:42
The people that don't work there are bitching about this for this
1:34:45
reason and the people who it's. A walled garden.
1:34:48
See, he's obsessed with this idea.
1:34:50
It's important to him. But as we all know, this guy
1:34:52
doesn't fucking know anything about anything or anybody.
1:34:55
So to try to make sense of the world, he just constantly
1:34:58
projects his own internal psychology onto everyone else,
1:35:01
which is nuts, but it's it's good for us because it gives us
1:35:05
insight into what the Hell's going on with this guy.
1:35:09
He'll tell ya. There's like a walled garden,
1:35:11
see a bunch of people having a good time and you're not
1:35:12
involved with those people and they automatically hate those
1:35:15
inside the walled garden even though they don't really hate
1:35:18
you, right? One of the things they hate is
1:35:19
that they can't be there. There it is guys.
1:35:21
I'm just jealous that I can't be on Joe Rogan's podcast.
1:35:24
A lot of people that feel on the outside.
1:35:26
I'm jealous Andrew Wilson can be on there.
1:35:27
I guess I just have to start saying rape is OK or dog
1:35:30
whistling it by saying things like women should be thankful
1:35:32
that men don't rape and enslave them.
1:35:34
If I said those kind of things, I imagine that Joe Rogan, the
1:35:38
the Epstein class, Joe Rogan guy, I think maybe he would let
1:35:41
me on his podcast. Then maybe I just have to say
1:35:43
stuff like that. And they feel like left out of
1:35:46
it. And so they're like those
1:35:48
people. That part sucks.
1:35:50
For him to speak this confidently and emotionally
1:35:53
about this means he's experienced this himself in a
1:35:56
deeply impactful way. Yeah, you could just tell.
1:35:59
You know what the problem is? It's a walled garden.
1:36:02
A walled garden is a walled garden.
1:36:03
You feel like left out. You feel disrespected almost.
1:36:07
They don't like the feeling that they're not invited to this
1:36:10
thing. There's this thing that's
1:36:12
happening in. That's how white people feel
1:36:14
about black people. The the cookout.
1:36:17
Oh yeah, I'm going to be mean to black people out because they
1:36:18
want to invite me to the cookout.
1:36:20
Food too spicy anyway Minister, Am I right guys?
1:36:22
This place where you can't get in this.
1:36:24
Is my right fellows weird? Club.
1:36:26
So you think somehow or another you're not being respected and
1:36:29
you're not in that group. You start getting mad at that
1:36:31
and you find reasons why that's bad.
1:36:33
So you know you want something like that in your life.
1:36:35
True. It's a walled guard.
1:36:37
That's all it is. Man.
1:36:37
So how does he know this feeling so well, with such intricate
1:36:42
detail about the inner psychology at play you?
1:36:44
Feel like left out, feel like disrespected almost.
1:36:49
Well, he experienced it himself years ago.
1:36:53
The walled garden of stand up comedy.
1:36:56
When Joe first got to LA, he desperately wanted to make a
1:36:59
name for himself at the Comedy Store.
1:37:01
True, he wanted to become a quote real comedian.
1:37:04
So fucking bad. I remember thinking I got to get
1:37:06
to the Comedy Store. But that place was already an
1:37:08
established walled garden, dominated by a small group of
1:37:11
people above him in the hierarchy.
1:37:15
Joe felt excluded, left out, rejected, sad.
1:37:21
When you look at people that are doing really well, especially if
1:37:24
they all socialize with each other, it becomes like a walled
1:37:27
garden it feels like. You're I hear this word again,
1:37:30
I'm going to fucking Pierce my ears, but like, not the right
1:37:32
way. I'm going to put a spike through
1:37:33
it. This is killing me.
1:37:35
Probably one of those shish kebabs things.
1:37:37
You know what I'm talking about there, where you make shish
1:37:38
kebabs on them and you put them on the grill and then you take
1:37:40
them off the grill, but they're made of metal, so they burn your
1:37:42
hands a little bit and actually a lot of it.
1:37:43
And it pisses you off. But you can't say bad words
1:37:45
because you're fucking, because you're fucking bop.
1:37:48
She's over and you're not supposed to curse in front of
1:37:50
her because she doesn't like it. It's fucking pisses me off.
1:37:52
You're you're isolated, you're locked out and it makes you feel
1:37:55
bad. It makes you feel shitty.
1:37:58
Drew, he wanted to be one of those main guys but felt like he
1:38:01
wasn't able to penetrate that walled garden.
1:38:05
In the 90s, OK being the Comedy Store comic was the.
1:38:09
Hey, this guy makes jokes about how he raped a 13 year old girl
1:38:12
violently. We love.
1:38:14
Hey, it's another Joe. Hey, it's another Joe Rogan guy.
1:38:17
Worst because if Dice, Eddie Griffin and Mencia was there,
1:38:21
that would mean you wouldn't get up.
1:38:23
They'd do an hour of they would do 2 hours a piece.
1:38:25
Imagine me and Rogan out in the patio, Eddie Griffin doing 2
1:38:29
hours. Then Dice is there, he does 2
1:38:31
hours, right? That means we don't get up,
1:38:33
right? So you're waiting there night
1:38:35
after night after night. You build resentment.
1:38:38
At first he got scared and the fear led to panic, thinking his
1:38:42
comedy scheme might never. They were going up for two hours
1:38:44
at a time. It's hard to believe.
1:38:46
For work, the panic led to pain. Pain from the thought of
1:38:50
himself. Like from the Hercules show?
1:38:52
Having to spend the rest of his life working a real job and
1:38:56
because he's so soft, he couldn't handle that emotional
1:38:58
pain. So the pain turned to anger, his
1:39:02
weak mind couldn't handle that dysregulation, and the anger
1:39:05
turned to hate, and he felt that if he couldn't penetrate that
1:39:09
walled garden then he might as well just burn the whole thing
1:39:12
down. Once that emotional cycle was
1:39:14
complete, he finally snapped and took out all his hysterical
1:39:18
emotion on Carlos. I'm somebody important enough.
1:39:22
I. Didn't really like Carlos
1:39:23
Mencia. I liked George Lopez a lot.
1:39:26
That he had to end the show by saying Carlos Mensteeling.
1:39:40
Joe said it was about Carlos stealing joke but it's hard to
1:39:45
believe that as we've now seen Joe and his best friend Tony
1:39:49
lift jokes off other comics loads of times without a care.
1:39:52
Damn, he realized. I guess this is a Mencia effect.
1:39:55
You have to steal jokes to be popular.
1:39:56
I have no idea what this Carlos Mencia jokes steal thing is
1:39:59
about you. Just want to go to jail you.
1:40:01
Just think now, me, I love Western civilization, hate
1:40:05
seeing it eroded, and I believe in maintaining its values.
1:40:08
So I stick to facts and logic. And the facts and logic here
1:40:11
tell us that this was really I. Think this stone satcher is a
1:40:14
Wiener? About Joe scheming a way into
1:40:16
the walled garden of comedy. Joe didn't care about respecting
1:40:20
comics because if he did, he wouldn't have used and exploited
1:40:23
Bobby Lee in his penetration scheme.
1:40:26
Bobby Lee, the rape guy. Bobby Lee.
1:40:29
Bobby Lee's his friend. I don't know who that is.
1:40:31
That. I don't know who that is.
1:40:32
That's Dan Holdness. Oh, Dan, I know that.
1:40:35
Then Holden. Yeah, he's really good.
1:40:36
Do a couple of minutes. He's been terrible.
1:40:38
Well, I'll just do some of my material and then it'll it'll,
1:40:41
it'll be the same so. He wouldn't have secretly filmed
1:40:46
Bobby as he goaded him on to talk shit about Carlos, who was
1:40:49
Bobby's comedy mentor. I, I, I have to say this because
1:40:53
there's a lot of bad talking about Mencia.
1:40:54
He gave me my start, right? Right.
1:40:57
Give me to me. He paid for my electricity bill
1:41:00
as a young guy and he bought me a car.
1:41:02
What kind of I didn't have a car.
1:41:03
Who does that? What has he ever stolen from
1:41:06
you? He'd in the van literally, but
1:41:08
this is I can't do it, but is this where is this?
1:41:11
What the fuck? It's reality, right?
1:41:14
So Joe asked me. Is this real?
1:41:16
Did Joe Rogan actually set up Bobby Lee, the guy who had a
1:41:19
continuous joke about ribbing a 13 year old girl for a long time
1:41:22
until he stopped doing it because he realized that
1:41:23
admitting the truth was bad? Joe Rogan set this guy up to
1:41:26
abandon his fucking Carlos Mencia, his fucking his his
1:41:31
mentor. That was really nice to him.
1:41:32
Jesus, Joe, what an asshole, huh?
1:41:35
Right. It's almost as bad as Joe
1:41:36
constantly running defense for Peter Thiel and other Epstein
1:41:39
class predators alleged. I knew about Epstein's charges
1:41:44
and still associated with him, of course.
1:41:46
He had a cameraman, which I didn't see, and he was failing
1:41:49
me. I didn't see the camera.
1:41:50
And Joe asked me, you know, does men see it, steal jokes?
1:41:54
And I made a joke of it, but I kind of admitted that he did.
1:41:56
But then I turned, I saw that was being taped.
1:41:58
I can't do it. But is this, where is this?
1:42:01
Who cares? They put that shit out on the
1:42:03
Internet and I started getting roasted on the Internet, right?
1:42:07
Making him take a ton of Flack publicly and privately in the
1:42:10
process. I really thought.
1:42:12
Wow, what a piece of shit. I actually did not know that.
1:42:14
Up his career and shit. And then this is what happened,
1:42:17
right? He had ATV show on Comedy
1:42:19
Central called mine. Immacia and Mad TV were on the
1:42:22
same loft. So when that popped off, I was
1:42:25
in my dressing room, Carlos's, you know what I mean?
1:42:29
Family members knocked on my dressing room door.
1:42:31
They go, yo, that's not cool. And I go, I know, I know.
1:42:34
I didn't know they were tape me, you know, and he's like, you
1:42:36
have to do a rebuttal video saying that he didn't.
1:42:39
So then they took me outside and they filled me saying, yeah, he
1:42:44
doesn't, you know, this and that.
1:42:46
That goes on the I get roasted even more, right?
1:42:50
So now I'm roasted twice over a situation that had nothing to do
1:42:53
with. So it was a really bad time for
1:42:55
me. That's bad.
1:42:57
Yeah, and Joe Rogan was on the rise, you know what I mean?
1:42:59
And it was like, you know, I kind of had to detach from him
1:43:04
for my own career sake, you know?
1:43:06
And that felt it's terrible to do.
1:43:09
So yeah, the facts. And now he's, he's making sure
1:43:12
he's speaking carefully when he does this because he doesn't
1:43:14
want to piss off Rogan, even though Rogan betrayed him again.
1:43:18
The guy that made jokes about how he raped a 13 year old girl
1:43:21
finally. Not Rogan.
1:43:24
Bobby Lee. He's the guy who made jokes
1:43:26
about raping a 13 year old girl finally.
1:43:29
But he doesn't want to burn that bridge with Joe because now he
1:43:31
knows he's, I guess he's the comedy czar.
1:43:34
It's in logic, and 3000 Years of Western Civilization clearly
1:43:37
show that this whole spectacle wasn't about respecting comics
1:43:41
because it derailed and jeopardized Bobby's entire in
1:43:43
life and career. The whole thing was just a power
1:43:46
move. A power move performed by a
1:43:48
rejected and dysregulated guy trying to penetrate a walled
1:43:51
garden that he felt entitled to enter.
1:43:54
And this penetration play kind of accidentally worked.
1:43:57
It got Joe banned from the Comedy Store, but he got a ton
1:44:00
of attention online, which. I guess he was already kind of a
1:44:03
banned from like he was already not getting on the Comedy Store
1:44:06
so. Helped his podcast get off the
1:44:07
ground a couple years later, which of course led to him
1:44:10
becoming comedy Stalin or whatever.
1:44:12
He's so tall, what the fuck? Who's now the Lord Emperor
1:44:15
Supreme of the official U.S. government comedy division?
1:44:19
Nice. This is another thing that
1:44:21
pisses me. Off it seems like it was all
1:44:22
worth it then I guess, right? About all these comics talking
1:44:24
shit about the Austin scene. This whole idea that it's
1:44:27
something right wing comedy club like stop it.
1:44:31
It's it is walled garden. Austin is a walled garden.
1:44:34
It isn't this complicated. The Austin comedy cult just
1:44:38
sucks ass. Stop it, those guys.
1:44:40
It's like the walled garden. He talks like it's The Secret
1:44:43
Garden. In reality, it's more like the
1:44:45
zone of interest. We don't want to get in there.
1:44:49
We're just concerned and kind of fascinated with what's going on
1:44:53
with that wall and the bizarre, twisted psychology at play that
1:44:56
keeps the wall standing and just kind of thinking that it
1:45:00
probably shouldn't exist. Do do you want a limited amount
1:45:04
of options for comedians? Don't you want more comics?
1:45:07
Absolutely not. No less comedy, guys.
1:45:10
Less comedy. No more.
1:45:11
No more laughs. Nope, shut it down.
1:45:13
There's so many bitches in this world.
1:45:18
Yes, now that's. What I was thinking too.
1:45:19
That every career move Joe made was just a scheme to gain power
1:45:23
by getting into some exclusive group that he felt excluded
1:45:26
from, and through his scheming he was actually able to seize
1:45:31
control of the comedy world. This.
1:45:33
We need to figure out how you make money from.
1:45:35
This the guys like Joe, these power chasers, these ladder oh.
1:45:38
Yeah, Tom Green was like the first podcaster.
1:45:40
It's crazy. Climbers, they're never
1:45:42
satisfied. He looked around and thought, is
1:45:47
that all there is if I need more?
1:45:51
And naturally, he set his sights further up the hierarchy of
1:45:54
society. Remember how it used to get
1:45:57
angry and suspicious over these elites, the Bilderberg group?
1:46:02
He wasn't afraid of them or mad about what they're doing.
1:46:06
No, no, no, no, He was mad that he was excluded.
1:46:09
A big can. Walled garden again.
1:46:12
It's a big, I will say I'm starting to get convinced of
1:46:14
this walled garden thing. I mean, I've heard the word
1:46:17
enough, but I think I'm, I've convinced now that Joe Rogan
1:46:19
actually, he actually is one of those people.
1:46:22
And that's why he's talking about it.
1:46:23
Because I personally don't care to be part of like some kind of
1:46:26
an in Group, you know, I'm more of an underdog type of a guy,
1:46:30
you know what I'm saying? More of an underdog type of a
1:46:33
guy. I like to play the underdog
1:46:34
character and then get just very angry when I don't play very
1:46:38
well because it's not the best fighter character in the game,
1:46:41
you know? That's what I like to do, you
1:46:44
know? But I still do it because I
1:46:47
don't care about that wall of the Garden Club.
1:46:50
You ain't in it. I get super suspicious when
1:46:52
people use that term. The elites, yeah.
1:46:54
Like how do you get in that group?
1:46:56
He had all this new money and influence, but he still saw
1:46:58
these other guys way up above him.
1:47:01
The. Bilderberg Group, I think.
1:47:03
Just like that. That kids song.
1:47:05
That's how you. Twinkle, Twinkle little *.
1:47:06
Become successful. You have to be connected to all
1:47:09
these other people that are connected.
1:47:11
Again, this is just guessing. I'm a moron.
1:47:13
And now that he was rich, we looked around at all these other
1:47:16
rich guys and thought, well, maybe now I can actually get in
1:47:19
this party. So when the techno wizard
1:47:22
oligarch freaks and the regime officials finally came and
1:47:26
opened the door for him. Peter Thiel had a party at his
1:47:28
house. Well, he just walked right in.
1:47:30
Invited. Me over as well.
1:47:31
He has these like power dinners and power lessons.
1:47:34
They're really cool. Just like that, he was in the
1:47:37
club. He's in the Bilderberg.
1:47:38
Group that new walled garden, No forced penetration required.
1:47:42
This time, Joe's wish came true. But it's a bit of a monkey's paw
1:47:47
situation, because now Joe finds himself in an extremely unstable
1:47:51
situation trying to exist within these two separate walled
1:47:55
gardens. He's penetrated the comedy
1:47:58
walled garden and the political rich, billionaire, techno wizard
1:48:02
elite walled garden, whatever you want to call that.
1:48:07
That's why he's become so. Epstein.
1:48:09
Island incoherent. One day he's talking like this.
1:48:12
I don't. Think Chelsea Handler would have
1:48:13
taken that money if they offered her to go to Saudi Arabia?
1:48:15
She went to dinner at Epstein. And the next day, Joe says he
1:48:18
wants to get the best people on to discuss Jeff, but then just
1:48:22
gets this guy who used to write speeches for the regime another
1:48:25
guy in the secret club. I do think that girls choose
1:48:28
deals. I don't think that the majority
1:48:30
or anything close to it of of the women were technically I
1:48:33
think it was largely very young. Try hosting a cool party as a
1:48:39
guy with a bad ratio with a sausage.
1:48:43
Party, that's why this. What is he trying to say?
1:48:46
He's trying to say like, hey, they couldn't get any girls set
1:48:48
to get kids. I don't understand.
1:48:49
Version of Joe. They couldn't get any women so
1:48:51
that they get girl. What is he saying?
1:48:52
This is what I think. Because then it's like Candace
1:48:54
you. Have to have a form depending
1:48:55
on. Everything.
1:48:56
You don't have it comes out when he actually wants to challenge
1:48:59
someone or something he thinks is wrong.
1:49:01
What you. Do have to have is the ability
1:49:04
to know when you don't know what the fuck you're talking.
1:49:06
I just said that. I said that you're the entire Is
1:49:08
there a problem when two people are correct and you're
1:49:09
incorrect? Does that bother you?
1:49:11
Not only that, it's on National Geographic.
1:49:13
Stupid. Nationalgeographic.com, cnn.com.
1:49:17
Stupid. There's nowhere to be found when
1:49:19
anyone from the secret Club comes on the show, like Jeff's
1:49:22
former private chef. I can't wait to get Dumber and
1:49:27
more popular, you know? I have enjoyed your restaurant
1:49:30
many times. My favorite steak restaurant in
1:49:32
all of Los Angeles. I heard that they like this veal
1:49:37
so they do a lot of veal steak. Child's feels made of kids.
1:49:43
That's the joke. Googly eyed, far from the FBI.
1:49:47
Do you think that myself, von Gino and others would
1:49:51
participate in hiding information about Epstein's
1:49:55
protest activities? Yes.
1:49:57
You really think I wouldn't give that to you?
1:49:59
I think that you, I think that you would be very easily peer
1:50:02
pressure into raping kids. If it existed.
1:50:05
All right, And though Joe never linked up with Jeff directly
1:50:08
like his buddy Pete did. Rest in peace Charlie, I'll see
1:50:10
you in Valhalla. His show's guest list still
1:50:12
became a revolving door of Jeff's associates.
1:50:15
I know a lot of people that. Met that Jeff might as well have
1:50:17
been Joe's Booker. It'll be the same guys.
1:50:20
Good to see you, Sir. Great to be back.
1:50:22
Thank you. Peter, good to see you, Sir.
1:50:23
Black guy. Come on.
1:50:24
TL is one of the best. I've never met him.
1:50:26
He's going to come in next week and everybody says he sort of
1:50:29
jumps around and actually strange, like these are drugs.
1:50:32
Yeah, come on. He looks under drugs.
1:50:35
Just Jeff putting in that work for Pete.
1:50:37
He thought that Peter would put you on the board of penalty or
1:50:40
he and Andreessen. You think it's like one of those
1:50:43
scenarios where like Peter Thiel's trying to resurrect
1:50:47
Jeffrey Epstein. You know, he's trying to find
1:50:49
like his what is it, phylacthrim or something?
1:50:52
His little, his little philanthropy, whatever it's
1:50:54
called, that's what that's the vibes it's given me.
1:50:57
We got like somebody trying to fucking resurrect Sauron or
1:50:59
something. Andreas and Horowitz.
1:51:01
They're all part of the same club.
1:51:03
They are the biggest venture capital people in silicon.
1:51:06
That's where Joe wants to be. He's a made man, and to keep his
1:51:11
place in the secret club, he'll overlook whatever horrific deeds
1:51:15
the club commits in order to stay there.
1:51:17
Joe knows the. Truly good member.
1:51:19
Rules just like Pete the. 2 greatest things in life never
1:51:23
rat on your friends and always keep.
1:51:25
Your mind shut. That's why Pete gets a pass.
1:51:28
Well, how could you have known back then?
1:51:29
He had never been arrested. I know this was this was post,
1:51:31
this was 2014 was post to us. Post to us.
1:51:33
OK that's my next. What's the next excuse?
1:51:36
You guys couldn't even collaborate on that excuse
1:51:37
before you fucking. Said it, Robert.
1:51:39
Gets a pass. I ran across Jeffrey Epstein at
1:51:41
parties. I mean, I had fundraisers.
1:51:44
What the hell? Fundraiser parties?
1:51:46
What were you guys doing there? Well, I took two plane rides
1:51:50
with. Him and that's why when Elon
1:51:51
gets caught lying about his association with Jeff and
1:51:55
pretends he wasn't begging Jeff to let him come to his quote.
1:51:59
Wildest party known Epstein clients are, you know, Bill
1:52:02
Gates, Bill Clinton and Reed Hoffman and some others too.
1:52:07
But those three, he gets a pass. Wow.
1:52:09
What about Trump? Pass what?
1:52:11
Are you going to pay us for that?
1:52:12
Because Joe is Joe is where is it sound board?
1:52:20
He's in the Bilderberg Group. Exactly.
1:52:22
He's in the building, he's in the Bilderberg.
1:52:24
Do you get it yet? He's doing a sound board.
1:52:27
Exactly, he's officially part of the secret club and some might
1:52:33
call the Epstein class. I do think that that's true,
1:52:35
yeah. The Bilderberg.
1:52:36
And that's why when the regime was panicking about the Jeff
1:52:39
Files being released, they had an emergency dinner meeting at
1:52:43
James's house where they selected Joe to be the guy they
1:52:47
turned to to change the narrative, spin the story
1:52:50
around. And Joe said OK.
1:52:53
James said he'd only come on if they kept the Jeff talk to a
1:52:56
minimum. And Joe said OK, OK, OK.
1:53:00
Yes, Sir. I mean, what am I going to do?
1:53:01
I'm going to push. Back and welcome James in
1:53:03
shortly after. And why did he do this?
1:53:05
He's in the build A. Brooker that's right.
1:53:07
Come on, These guys are great at this.
1:53:09
They flip. I'm convinced.
1:53:10
I do think that this video could have been a little shorter
1:53:12
because it's mostly the same sound bites 40 times.
1:53:14
But also, I mean, I mean, if you think about it, well, I'm just,
1:53:21
I'm just reacting to it. So who the fuck am I right?
1:53:23
This guy too, He created the Oculus VR headset.
1:53:27
He's just some. Nerd for Bert Krushner for Jack
1:53:29
Off too. Bird making fun gaming devices
1:53:33
got hired and then fired by Facebook.
1:53:35
I was fired at the height of what the fuck my career and I
1:53:39
really wanted to prove that I was somebody, that I was not a
1:53:41
one hit wonder and that I still had it in me to do big things.
1:53:45
And the Secret Club took advantage of that.
1:53:47
They pumped him full of money, whispered a few spells in his
1:53:50
ear. Now he's in the secret club
1:53:52
making AI fighter jets. What the fuck?
1:53:55
You know, funded Andrew. Tell us who it was all.
1:53:57
Of these same investors who had invested in Oculus, who Brian
1:54:00
Singerman is a good. Example And who's that it was?
1:54:02
A partner at Founders Fund, which was Peter Thiel's
1:54:04
investment. Oh cool, like you're talking
1:54:05
about. Like the same people you don't.
1:54:08
Say. Like these relationships come
1:54:09
back around and then that turns into running a weapons company
1:54:13
building more efficient weapons. God only knows how many whoopsie
1:54:15
bombs these things are going to drop all over the place.
1:54:18
Literally have billions of dollars at my disposal from my
1:54:21
investment to build the Air Force's first AI fighter jet.
1:54:24
Oh great, there it is. So that was man.
1:54:26
He's in the Bilderberg. Group.
1:54:28
Yeah, Come on. Yeah.
1:54:29
Tell us how it works, Pete. The vibe is not you somehow got
1:54:34
compromised, it was more. AI fighter jets.
1:54:37
I mean, I, I guess I like the idea of people not having to die
1:54:39
in war or something, but I also feel like I don't know what's
1:54:45
going to happen. You think what's going to happen
1:54:49
when like actual people aren't in the military anymore?
1:54:52
Like they already programmed military people to like, do, you
1:54:56
know, to have like just dumb fucking opinions and stuff.
1:54:59
I mean, they're literally they think, I mean like not for
1:55:00
nothing, but it's like we honor these people, these militaries
1:55:03
veterans, which I get it on the one hand, but also like, what
1:55:06
are we honoring? Protecting oil interests?
1:55:08
It's crazy. But then imagine once like we
1:55:11
can't even have that human element anymore.
1:55:14
Like what do we do? What do we do with that?
1:55:16
Like, I don't even understand. It's a scary time.
1:55:20
There'd be nobody to rebel anymore, right?
1:55:22
We're joining this secret club. You've got to be made.
1:55:26
You're a maid man in the mafia. It's more than just wanting to
1:55:29
be in the cool secret club, it's about self preservation.
1:55:33
The secret club allows these guys to play together and do
1:55:36
whatever they want and know they've got an army of powerful
1:55:40
guys to back them up. It works.
1:55:42
This year a vet. Well, you know what I think?
1:55:45
Obviously you you, you specifically, you specifically
1:55:49
you're one of the good ones. Don't worry about.
1:55:50
That same in the Comedy Walled Garden.
1:55:52
You stay loyal to the Comedy Czar, Mafia Don, and the tribe,
1:55:55
and they'll protect you when you need it.
1:55:58
Andrew explains it all here. Austin is a walled garden.
1:56:01
Is it a build-a-bear? I don't know if it's
1:56:02
build-a-bear or build a bird. Which one is it?
1:56:04
Exactly. And then I think that there's
1:56:05
like people seeing these, like people talk shit about it.
1:56:09
So they're doing this like trying to create a little
1:56:11
distance and it's just like, dude, dude, dude, you're going
1:56:13
to go through some cancel shit later.
1:56:15
All these guys, they're going to go through some later and they
1:56:17
had a guy that they could call bring them on the biggest
1:56:20
platform in the world and let them explain themselves.
1:56:23
Why? Have their back like you will do
1:56:25
it. What are they doing?
1:56:26
What are they worried about? I really get it.
1:56:29
I don't. Well, actually I'm pretty, I'm
1:56:30
pretty annoyed with like this whole the concept of
1:56:32
cancellation because like, I mean, like, yeah, I guess I've
1:56:35
been cancelled before too, whatever.
1:56:37
But it's just like, shut the fuck up.
1:56:39
I don't know. I'm just so tired of it.
1:56:40
I'm so tired of hearing like cancellation of people like
1:56:42
acting the victim over a cancellation.
1:56:44
It's like it's not. I think we're like learning
1:56:46
cancellation isn't really that real.
1:56:47
Like, it's not, it's never what I mean, you thinking it's real
1:56:51
is what gets you cancelled. But you can kind of just like
1:56:54
storm through something. It doesn't really matter.
1:56:56
I mean, you got like a lot of rape guys on line being very
1:57:00
popular. If cancellation were real, they
1:57:04
wouldn't be the president of the United States.
1:57:06
So. I, I feel pretty comfortable.
1:57:09
I don't have anybody like that in my life.
1:57:11
I, I personally don't need APR washing machine on retainer.
1:57:15
Yeah, but when they've got someone like that in their back
1:57:18
pocket, they feel comfortable, you know, confessing to terrible
1:57:22
crimes and assaults on camera, and they post it and send it out
1:57:26
all over the place. They don't care.
1:57:28
They don't got to worry about nothing.
1:57:29
I. Used to be a crazy boyfriend.
1:57:31
I was dating this one girl. We had a studio apartment but we
1:57:35
argued a lot this one time. Grabbed that bitch from behind
1:57:38
her neck. Bro that bitch.
1:57:39
I choked her dog and she passed out.
1:57:42
She passed out of my arm in literally like 5 or 6.
1:57:45
He could just get what the fuck away with anything, do whatever
1:57:49
you want. You're going to pay for that?
1:57:50
I strangle a bitch. To the point to the breaker
1:57:55
though. To the breaker though.
1:57:57
Doesn't matter how crazy it is at all.
1:58:00
You've got a body like a bag of milk.
1:58:02
Never even touched a puck. We want to join a sports team in
1:58:05
celebration of the ultimate victory that exists in their
1:58:08
profession. We'll just walk right in, Sir.
1:58:11
Have at it. Whatever you want, just grab it.
1:58:14
You're on the team now. Just grab it, they'll let you do
1:58:16
it. You know, I think he said
1:58:18
something like that and behind closed doors, right?
1:58:20
You can even just buy the team and put your name and your wife,
1:58:23
your kids names, whoever you want above all the players who
1:58:26
actually achieved the thing if you want.
1:58:29
Of course, the coaches, two guys come on you.
1:58:31
Can see the top 2 lines. Owner Tom Dundan and his wife
1:58:34
and their five kids are the first seven names on the cup.
1:58:38
How much do you know about? Hockey, you know, I grew up
1:58:42
watching it. I probably not as much as these
1:58:45
guys that play, but I probably know more than most.
1:58:47
Yeah, you literally just do whatever you want.
1:58:48
It doesn't matter how fucking crazy it is, just buy a team and
1:58:52
put your name on the cup. Or you can buy a comedy club and
1:58:55
put your shitty album on the wall beside all the actual
1:58:57
comedians. Same thing.
1:59:00
Or you can strangle your girlfriend and talk about it
1:59:02
openly on some podcast and without a care.
1:59:06
I used to like this guy too. This, this guy, this redheaded
1:59:08
guy. Now I can't like him anymore.
1:59:10
That's so sad for me. She fell to the ground, or maybe
1:59:12
I'm thinking of a different Red dead guy and she woke up.
1:59:14
She's like, what happened? I told her that she was yelling
1:59:16
and then she just fell out. What did she say?
1:59:19
How'd she take that? She believed it incredible.
1:59:23
Well, I guess now she won't. And get.
1:59:29
Your ass up bitch. That's what the Secret Club is
1:59:31
all about, a safe space to just do whatever the hell you want,
1:59:35
help each other get away with it, so that when one of them
1:59:39
needs the same support, they'll be there to return the favor.
1:59:42
That's beautiful. And this is the same reason that
1:59:45
Pete and the Secret Club boys wanted to recruit Joe.
1:59:49
Keep him in their back pocket. Owning the mind and platform of
1:59:53
1 of mainstream media's most prominent voices is just one
1:59:57
part of an endlessly cascading series of schemes that let them
2:00:01
do whatever the hell they want. Erica already told us all about
2:00:04
this. Your warts, Who do they target
2:00:06
again? Not the people with the highest
2:00:08
IQ, but the people who are irreverent enough to actually
2:00:11
move the needle right. The highest?
2:00:13
So dumb people with a lot of influence, of course, Of course.
2:00:16
Right here, connected to the people who get things done.
2:00:18
And likewise, Joe gets the approval of a large group of
2:00:21
powerful and esteemed men, which helps plug that dad shaped hole
2:00:25
in his soul. These billionaire guys, once
2:00:28
they've acquired all that wealth and power, the idea of losing
2:00:31
it, that is not only terrifying but causes complete existential
2:00:35
disillusionment. It's kind of weird because you
2:00:37
think like you had a billion dollars, what do you really need
2:00:41
anymore, you know? Retire, but they all have to
2:00:45
give it up one way or another. The cosmic gardener can't be out
2:00:49
maneuvered by any amount of money or scheming.
2:00:53
And that's why we love him guys. Fair play.
2:01:00
That's the most infuriating thing for these guys.
2:01:02
They can conquer anything but the blue sky, and they really
2:01:06
can't accept that. What happens when you become a
2:01:08
billionaire? The question becomes what do I
2:01:11
do to to get what I thought I was going to do?
2:01:14
Which is the right to have freedom over my own life and to
2:01:17
misbehave in fun ways. The ability to do fun, naughty.
2:01:22
Stuff are you talking about? I'm not.
2:01:24
Talking about little kids. No, yeah, what the fuck?
2:01:26
For sure. And then their brains get
2:01:28
hijacked. I believe him now that he said
2:01:30
that, you know. By the innate fear.
2:01:31
I was, I was a little, I was a little nervous of hers, but I'm
2:01:33
like, you know what? Now that he, now that he brought
2:01:35
that up first, now that he, you know, I'm like, I don't think he
2:01:38
wants to fuck. Kids we all have of being left
2:01:40
out or abandoned by the group, losing access to all its perks.
2:01:44
That's true. I'm surprised Andrew hasn't gone
2:01:45
Joe Rogan. You know, that's a good point.
2:01:47
Like you think he would. Especially now, after all the
2:01:49
allocations have already come out.
2:01:51
And just ending up all alone and probably glued to an endless
2:01:56
stream of VR porn or forced to do your comedy for a non
2:02:03
consenting captive audience at a municipal town hall meeting.
2:02:07
I'm here to bring a little bit of levity.
2:02:09
We're turning this into an an open mic until you change the
2:02:13
rules. There is a comedy show called
2:02:16
Kill Tony. And doing an ad read for Tony
2:02:21
they. Sell out Madison Square Garden.
2:02:23
Or getting cooked into. What the hell was that?
2:02:25
Going to give the second worst bill in comedy a comedy award,
2:02:30
or slowly devolving and deteriorating into whatever the
2:02:34
hell this guy's becoming. Damn, forgot about the man TV
2:02:37
guy. Cortisol dope.
2:02:41
Amplifier. I like Deborah Wilson though.
2:02:44
Is that her name? The black girl that does a lot
2:02:47
of stuff her like Star Wars and shit.
2:02:49
I like her. She was from Mad TV, that's why
2:02:51
I brought it up. Cortisol.
2:02:54
It's actually amazing though. Cortisol, adrenaline.
2:02:56
Thank you very much. Anyways, that's why Duncan's got
2:02:59
to do what he's got to do. Peter Thiel, creator of Balance.
2:03:02
A donkey's got to do what a donkey's got.
2:03:03
I had Duncan this morning. I'm sorry.
2:03:05
I don't think I like Dunkin' Donuts.
2:03:06
Honestly, I think I just go there.
2:03:08
It's just like a bad relationship.
2:03:10
I just kind of used to it and it's convenient but it's just it
2:03:14
gives me fucking agita. Dear totally normal dude, are we
2:03:17
on the podcast right now? I saw his phone.
2:03:19
He's got like 100 calls from Peter Thiel.
2:03:21
It's. My wife.
2:03:25
You just showed me. You just showed all.
2:03:26
Of us and Hunter Biden casually exposing that guy.
2:03:28
Hunter Biden struggling. I think he did a meme coin.
2:03:30
I don't think he rug pulled it, but he lost a lot of value or
2:03:32
something. So he's taking, he's taking a
2:03:34
hit pretty hard. And then also there's some weird
2:03:35
thing where he used like Channel 5's list money list.
2:03:40
Not, not not great, not great look for either of them, but.
2:03:44
Change just. To make.
2:03:45
It clear I changed my wife's name to Peter Thiel on my phone.
2:03:50
Wow, incredible. Nobody wants to get left
2:03:53
stranded in the woods alone, but the tribe moves on without them.
2:03:57
That is, a deep subcortical instinct makes people act crazy
2:04:01
and irrational, as we've seen here today.
2:04:05
Maybe it's no coincidence that the walled garden is also
2:04:09
called. I mean that the walled garden.
2:04:12
It's where humans began. Adam and Eve and a snake.
2:04:19
That's why we're trying to get back to the walled garden.
2:04:21
It's just biological, guys. It's not even biological.
2:04:23
It's just religious trauma or something.
2:04:27
And I have a phone through which I experience and explore this
2:04:33
toxic shit comedy pisscape and learning a lot.
2:04:36
See Piss Guy. But and it's also called the
2:04:41
Apple I. Don't think a hunter that he
2:04:43
Chris does that for doing what he well did he did he end up
2:04:45
doing that though? Did he?
2:04:46
I don't think he rug pulled it. I don't think he rug pulled the
2:04:49
coin. I think that like he used that
2:04:51
like that list that he got from Channel 5, which I think is
2:04:54
shitty, but I don't think he rug pulled the coin.
2:04:57
I think the coin just went down in value after it came out like
2:05:00
it, but it wasn't like a rug pull.
2:05:02
It was just kind of like an expected market thing.
2:05:03
But I could be wrong. I I don't, I haven't really like
2:05:05
highly educated myself on the situation.
2:05:07
I think the biggest issue with crypto currencies is that people
2:05:09
can rug pull it. It's like a really unsafe stock.
2:05:11
And so people are very like skeptical about it.
2:05:13
But you know. Thank you very much.
2:05:17
God bless, God bless, God bless. I'm going to fucking lose this
2:05:20
all right. Oh my God.
2:05:22
So why are you having any fun? Maybe some of you are still
2:05:26
thinking there's no way this Joe, this comedies are no way
2:05:30
he's OK with all those sick crimes that Jeff did.
2:05:32
Maybe you're being unfair. Baby, I don't think that.
2:05:36
I don't think that he rug pulled it.
2:05:39
Maybe I'm wrong. I guess I could look it up.
2:05:41
He's a good guy. I was wondering the same thing,
2:05:45
but then I saw this and. Who makes these random age
2:05:48
limits? 21 to drink, 18 to vote?
2:05:52
And how come if a kid graduates college at 16 he's a genius but
2:05:56
Tracy Lawrence does some fantastic porno films at 16?
2:06:01
Whoopsie. That's a great question.
2:06:03
I wonder, I wonder how that guy would feel about the the Epstein
2:06:06
files. It's incredible.
2:06:07
It's. Against the law.
2:06:11
Whoopsie. Well, listen to me.
2:06:12
I've seen those videos. And that was no innocent little
2:06:15
girl. She displayed it.
2:06:19
Talent gone beyond? Her years.
2:06:24
Wow, this is the guy who's best friends with Teal Peter.
2:06:28
Teal. OK, incredible.
2:06:30
She wasn't a victim, she was a prodigy.
2:06:34
That kind of explains a lot. Yeah, explains pretty much
2:06:39
everything at that point. Jesus fucking Christ, what the
2:06:42
hell was that? That probably could have been
2:06:44
the whole video actually. I said at the beginning doing
2:06:48
anything over and over again is crazy but here I am again
2:06:52
exploring this comedy piss scape and analyzing its despise.
2:06:56
Was that the Man Show? I remember watching the Man Show
2:06:58
when it was Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel.
2:07:00
And I used to, I was a kid. I was jacking off to it.
2:07:01
It was pretty cool. But I remember I was like, I
2:07:05
can't Jack off to the one with Joe Rogan and some other person
2:07:08
on there. They're just losers, you know?
2:07:12
I don't know, kind of gross.