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Junior has a nicer bed than all of us · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Chad asked an excellent question on the text line.
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna have to open Zillow.
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  SPEAKER_00: They say, what did your parents' house cost?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I actually did this recently.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just curious.
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  SPEAKER_01: In the 400 range, but No way! That's it?
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  SPEAKER_00: This house has gotta be a$1.2 million house.
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  SPEAKER_01: You have to think.
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  SPEAKER_01: Zillow doesn't know what's inside.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's true.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's very true.
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  SPEAKER_00: And honestly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Unassuming but very nice on the outside.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then you walk in, you're like, oh my gosh, it's like a parallel universe in here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's the value on Zillow is$481,000.
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  SPEAKER_00: I no, that is so wrong, it's not even funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, especially because I mean, who knows when this was assessed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah, that's that that's true too.
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  SPEAKER_01: But regardless, no, no one ever even if you're getting an assessment.
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  SPEAKER_01: Actually, I I gotta think about this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if you're getting an assessment, they're not coming in the house.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they are.
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  SPEAKER_00: An appraisal.
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  SPEAKER_01: An appraisal, not an assessment.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but they go off the appraisal value for uh like Zillow and stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because the last time I had, you know how the city will be like, your house is now assessed at blah, blah, blah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and it's always way taxes, yes, and it's always way more.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you're like, oh no, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, you're gonna reduce that right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then you try to appeal it, and and then they go, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: God, that's all true, isn't it?
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  SPEAKER_01: Isn't this the most accurate thing ever?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's true.
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  SPEAKER_01: They never came in my house.
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  SPEAKER_01: I got that sheet just recently.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're like, we're just looking from the outside.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, then don't look at the appraisal because the appraisal on your parents' house would be 1.2 mil.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, easily.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, easily.
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  SPEAKER_01: Very easily.
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  SPEAKER_01: Pretty easily.
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  SPEAKER_00: Easily.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's great.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, I have to move on to this.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, Junior, who is normally here, uh, he doesn't know it, but he's normally living here.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's staying with Mark and Gale for the next month.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm picking him up on August 29th.
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  SPEAKER_00: This dog is in the lap of luxury right now, has a bed the size it's like a king-sized dog bed.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think I'm gonna ask my mom if I can keep that bed.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's wait, that bed's not your bed that lives at the house?
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  SPEAKER_00: That's only at your parents' house?
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  SPEAKER_01: Only at my parents' house.
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  SPEAKER_00: No wonder he likes going there.
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  SPEAKER_00: I almost crawled into bed with him.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, it's massive.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then they put him up on this ottoman so he looks like a king.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then all the treats that he gets, it's ridiculous.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's eating cheese.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's eating hot dogs, he's gonna come back 300 pounds.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was at the house 30 minutes.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's gonna be in a lipitor.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um Junior at the house for 30 minutes and whatnot.
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  SPEAKER_00: About 30 minutes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, Junior moved not once except to move his his body and go.
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  SPEAKER_01: You did not greet Scott at all.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, not at all.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think I went and pet him on the head once.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, hi Junior.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's like, just leave me to my palace.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Leave me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, is your name Gail?
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  SPEAKER_01: And then get away from me, Peon.
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  SPEAKER_00: And this dog is going to get spoiled to the max over the and and it's you should tell your mother this.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's actual national spoil your dog day today.
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  SPEAKER_01: How perfect is that?
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  SPEAKER_01: So, one thing that I always say, every time he goes to my mom's, even if it's for like you know, when I went to the sphere, he was with her for what, three days?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then we come home, and I always say that he has the depression because he he was like, would that be the depaution?
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  SPEAKER_00: See what I did there?
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  SPEAKER_00: Little little depaution.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, it's 2026.
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  SPEAKER_00: Everybody has some kind of condition.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just ask everybody.
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  SPEAKER_01: Does he need to have some sort of medication to wrap him up?
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  SPEAKER_01: He just pawsack.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's I can go all day.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: But it's so sad how he'll mope around, barely.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, he barely moves anyway, but think of barely, barely moves.
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  SPEAKER_01: He barely moves.
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  SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't have moved off this bed.
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  SPEAKER_01: If I lay next to Junior, I'd been like I'd still be in Cleveland.
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  SPEAKER_01: And my mom is like massaging him while she's watching TV.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, honest to God, I uh I have to tell you, I did get the medical.
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  SPEAKER_00: See, I showed up at the house when uh Allie was still in the shower because I showed up at three in the afternoon and she didn't have all F and Day to get ready.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh but at any rate, so you're still taking Gail to Trader Joe's.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: So she could buy me groceries.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you had to come back and show Oh my God, the back of my car would look like a U-Haul.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I wish I would have taken a video.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was so bad.
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  SPEAKER_00: So uh at any rate.
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  SPEAKER_00: I bought five bags of cereal on Gail's dime.
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  SPEAKER_00: That wasn't it.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's a there's a new roasting pan.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you haven't roasted anything ever.
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  SPEAKER_01: Whose is that for?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's it's mine.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's not new.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like most of their things, they like to switch things out.
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  SPEAKER_01: So my mom said, You take the roasting pan this time?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we don't really use this.
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  SPEAKER_01: You just take it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, neither do you.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I used it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Actually, Zach used it over the weekend.
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  SPEAKER_01: So All right, I didn't.
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  SPEAKER_01: Zach does it.
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  SPEAKER_00: So as soon as I get to the house, there's Man, I'm a princess.
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  SPEAKER_01: My mom takes me groceries.
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  SPEAKER_00: And your parents are rich.
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  SPEAKER_00: Jesus, I gotta stay on your good side.
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  SPEAKER_01: Zach doesn't let me drive at all anymore, which I freaking love.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then he cooks me all my meals.
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  unknown: You know.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you still won't let him move in.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, come on now.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's not true.
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  SPEAKER_01: We had the discussion.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everyone's asking now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everyone asks.
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  SPEAKER_01: When's he gonna move in?
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  SPEAKER_01: When's he gonna move in?
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  SPEAKER_01: So yesterday I said, when are you gonna move in?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you asked.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not too soon.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm kidding.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just kidding.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm kidding.