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13. It's a BJ Summer! · Amigos, Afraid!

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Whoa. What?
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What? Hello.
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That man. I'm staring at a man with a
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beard right now. I'm staring at another man.
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Oh, I'm practically in his shadow.
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I mean shadow. Of a man, shadow of a man.
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Who is this man? Who is this man?
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Dare say the shadow of a man. Do do do do.
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It doesn't do that anymore. It was only what it was in the
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Hey guys, hey, we're back. Oh no, What's going on Season 2?
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I know you guys have missed us. We've missed you a lot.
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I hope you loved all the silent episodes we've put out in the
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meantime. That writing, that writers room
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was tough. We had the most brilliant ideas
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though, after like super long hours.
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Yeah, something about 3:00 AM really makes our creativity come
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out. Yeah, at 3:00 AM, No sleep for
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the past like 48 hours. Yeah, but 3:00 AM specifically?
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It's like being in that box where like, hey, we're gonna
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release a couple episodes where it's just silence.
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Yeah, you really have to get creative.
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Yep, Yep. It's like we actually went into
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one of those isolation chambers like the.
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Oh my gosh, the sensory deprivation.
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Yes, that that chant. I forgot the name of it because
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I blocked it off my memory. Yeah, I didn't have a good time.
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No water, no food. We just raw dogged that chamber.
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I kept going in in my swim trunks and then I'd always come
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out naked. I said it's what, it's what
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happens in there, you know, like it's, it happens.
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That's legitimate. That's been happening to me in
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my sleep, by the way. I don't.
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I don't like that. That's become a habit.
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I'd understand if it was hot, like if your room was just like
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hot and then your body just forces you to take off your
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clothes without you realizing it.
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Yeah, all those muscles are just working while I'm unconscious,
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Yeah. Was that was that the case for
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you though? Like do you think it was just
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hot? You're sweating.
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I don't know, it was like it was last night and it wasn't any
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hotter than the other nights. I had my fan on and the AC and I
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don't know, I had AI, had weird dreams but none of them involved
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me undressing myself. It was a pinky Winkler.
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And he put his clothes, my clothes, in my hands, because I
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woke up holding them. Framed you welcome.
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Welcome back to the Daily BJ everyone.
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Welcome to season 2 episode number.
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I think we're going to keep the episode number, so this is
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episode 13. 13, we're going to keep it going.
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Yeah, like at 13, it's a good number.
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It's a good number. We're here unfortunately at the
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end of summer vacation. I hope you guys had a good one.
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If you for some reason do have summer vacation a few of your
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teachers. I hope you enjoyed every single
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day. Our #1 Fan Sefas 97.
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Sefas, 97, He's a. Teacher so he had summer break
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unless he was teaching summer school.
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I hope you weren't I. Hope you weren't.
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I hope you had a well deserved break.
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Enjoying whatever you enjoy, whatever it is you do during
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summer break, whatever it is Cephas, 97 does during his
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summer break, his summer sabbatical, a bunch of Cephas
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things. Ceph I.
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Don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
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That's funny. I have found my place, found
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myself in a place where I have a lot of friends who work in
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education. All crazy.
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A lot of them. That's crazy.
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Yeah, I think you should join it.
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I asked. I asked my friend Anthony.
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I was like, y'all hiring? Not that I'm trying to.
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I'm not trying to jump ship. Love my job, been having a great
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time at work. But you never know.
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You never know what's out there. You never know.
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You always have to be thinking what's next.
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It's hustle culture, dude. You got to hustle.
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Yep, time is money. What are you doing to hustle
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these days? Exactly.
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What's your side hustle? How much are you?
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How much is in your 4O1K? Right now, what's your sign?
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My sign is money. What's your rising?
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Nothing. My stocks, that's what's rising
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like, that's why I feel like that's the mentality.
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That's where I go when I go there, you know?
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But I'm not that person. That's not my rising.
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That's. Not my rising.
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That's my my negative, my money. So if you guys know anyone who
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wants to sponsor these episodes, please connect us please.
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We're we're recording in a room for God's sakes.
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I'm in a room where there are no others.
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It's hot in here. I'm sweating.
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He's waking up without any clothes on.
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I. Know I'm going to finish this
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podcast without any clothes on. I'm so sorry, Jerry.
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Oh no. What's happening?
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Oh no, Brian, stop throwing your shirts at me.
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Look, I'm already taking off my sock.
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He's already. He's already starting.
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Guys, oh I almost showed Jerry Toes for free and I was just
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saying I need cash. You know what, I did bring pan
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dulce, so that's kind of like payment.
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I got heal, guys. I got heal.
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My foot time, guys. No, I feel like I suppose it's
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coming back on. We're back.
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We wanted to tell you how our summer was because we've had a
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very eventful summer. This was the summer I turned
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pretty. Oh, Jerry, you've always been
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pretty. Maybe not like in high school,
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but now, yeah. But now, yeah, yeah, and and.
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You're going to get prettier once you bleach your hair and
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and go silver. Soon come, maybe.
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Maybe hoping to see it. How was your summer, Brian?
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It was great. I spent a lot of time in parks,
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part of nature. Cool.
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I would say maybe 40% of the time you were there.
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Maybe, maybe not. Do you like parks?
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When would I go to the park? Yes.
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Will you wear parks? Will you wear?
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There you go. I knew.
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I knew I was missing one. I was like, wait, you missed.
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Like, do you, do you like parks? Have you liked parks?
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When will you like parks? You like parks?
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That's so cool. So what about parks?
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Like what drove you to go to a park or just go into nature?
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Honestly, not to get super philosophical, but it was just a
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need to get out of the house and really ground myself.
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In season 1 we had Frenchy on our witchy friend who really
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said go out there, touch dirt because that you'll reflect.
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And that's honestly been the main reason.
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That's awesome. It kind of slows things down.
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If it feels you, you become detached from everything that's
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been going on and, like, you just take yourself away, go into
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this green space and hear the sounds, see things, feel, you
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know, whatever weather you're feeling.
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And it's nice to just do an activity at the park.
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Yeah. To sit at the park.
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You make you feel alive. The mosquitoes are biting.
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You feel itchy. Hate a mosquito?
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You're eating your ice cream and then two hours later your
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stomach hurts. Yeah, yeah, or you're reading a
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book. Oh true.
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Yeah, but as you're wearing your lactose tolerant shirt.
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This has been the summer of stomach issues too.
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I don't know what I've been doing.
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I went to the doctor and they said you're full of shit.
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Literally. Literally.
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So that's what I've been suffering with during the
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summer. But what do I find when I open
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that freezer? There was no a pine.
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Song Pine. Song Pine.
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Song Pine. Nope.
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There is milk, there's ice and chicken Nuggets.
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I think I say cheese. I'm like that's helping your
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case. I mean, there's cheese in the
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fridge, not in the freezer. That's true.
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I had a lot of cheese today. If you hear my stomach, Jerry,
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I'm so sorry. No, you had oat milk.
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True, but I had cubes of cheese earlier.
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Why? Because they offered, I'm not
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going to say no cheese. Can't refuse cheese blocks?
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No, they have pepper Jack and cheddar.
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Those are like my two favorite cheeses.
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You know what, which cheese I don't like and I fucked up not
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too long ago. Gouda.
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No, Gouda's good. I like Gouda.
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Melty Swiss. Swiss is really cheesy.
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In a bad way, In a way you don't like.
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In a way that I don't like when I put it on my eggs thinking
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like, oh, I'll like shred it on top of my eggs.
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I know you don't like eggs. You're weird.
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Jerry has an obsession with eggs.
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I have an obsession with breakfast.
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Breakfast. Eggs is breakfast.
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So you'll be eating eggs at night time.
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Because I'm an adult and I have free will, I can have breakfast
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for dinner. That's a really important stance
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you just made. I'm not going to invalidate.
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That for you I appreciate that I just.
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Don't think you should be using your free will to have eggs past
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like noon at the latest. Sorry, I don't mean to believe
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you. No.
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No, you're not. Trust me that I, I will ride and
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die for eggs any day. But I put Swiss on them and I
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like, you know, put it on top and I melted it.
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And then when I went in for that first bice, boom, overloaded
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with like cheese and I was like, Nope.
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So I took it off. It was the hardest thing ever,
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but I salvage what I could and I made more eggs.
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I was. About to say you didn't make.
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More eggs? No, I made more eggs after.
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I'm like, this is no, I threw most of it away.
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Was this during the egg crisis where each egg was like $4?
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No. OK, good.
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No, because we went to Costco and we got the big pack for.
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The you waited in line for your. Eggs.
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Oh, I was there at 7:00. AM Oh my God, if you're in line
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for eggs, stay in line. Stay in line, but not even the
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shortage shortage is no longer happening.
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Yeah, I can get my eggs for 399 at Trader Joe's down one day.
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It's time to be alive. Such an like, underrated egg
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place. Underrated protein.
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Underrated. No.
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Like a place where you can go buy eggs cheap.
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All, all day, every day. Trader Joe's.
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Yeah, those prices never go up. The most expensive I saw them
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was like for for something. Yeah.
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And even then like. Cheaper than a $7.00 carton.
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Yeah, Ralph's or something. Yeah.
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So super low radar. I'm, I'm pretty sure it's well
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known, but you never think of like, oh, I'm going to Trader
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Joe's for eggs. Next time you guys see Jerry,
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just point at him and be like, you don't like eggs, you don't
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like eggs. Like, yeah, I do.
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Egg Boy. Egg Boy's a great name.
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Egg man, call me. Oh my God, no, that's already
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taken. That egg man is taken.
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He's from Sonic. It is Mr. Egg, Man Egg.
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Egg. Egg.
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Bert Egg. Alberto Egg.
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Lydia Butthole Collins Great her egg.
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Her egg dad, Humpty Dumpty Dumpty Fish.
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A lot has happened since we last spoke to you.
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As I said, we were doing our summer, our summer activities.
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What's something that you did this summer?
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I went to the park, specifically a park that had a zoo in it.
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Yes, we did. You were there.
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You were there. I was there.
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Yeah. Oh, that's right.
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I was a bear. There was a bear.
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That was me. There was a Mountain Lion.
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There was 2 mountain lions. There was, there's. 3.
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Mountain lions, each one bigger than the last Jaguar.
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We're going to plug in UC Irvine Regional Park because if we can.
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Yeah, they're not paying us, but yes, we can.
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Plug because great park to go during the week.
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During the weekend doesn't matter.
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During the weekend it's not that expensive.
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Was it like 5-5? OK, but I was having this
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conversation with, I think Joe of like, oh, I don't want to go
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to a park where you have to pay. Why not?
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You're supporting public parks. Support your regional parks, $5.
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Fill your car with people. Take one car.
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We paid $5 to get in. How much did we pay for our
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tickets? $2.00. $2.00 each. 2 bucks for
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an adult, and I think it's like free for kids under a certain
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age. I won't say that number because
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I'm going to lie to you, but 2 bucks for an adult.
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Yeah. And then once you're in there,
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it is a it's it's a smaller zoo, obviously.
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But where are you going to see a Jaguar?
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Where are you going to see mountain lions?
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A bear. A bear which you can go out in
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the wild and search for them, but I don't recommend it
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multiple birds, multiple animals, coyotes, everything.
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And we happen to go on World Zookeeper Day or National
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Zookeeper Day. So there was Zookeepers and
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they're. Doing presentations.
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Yeah, doing presentations, holding animals out like out of
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their exhibits for you to for. You to well, not all of.
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Them. Some of them, yeah, there was
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like 1. There were birds of prey.
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Yeah, Raptors that you can just go and they talk to you about
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them and you learn about them. And that is so cool because
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there's so many families and everything cheap activity that
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you can do with your family that gets you out of the house, that
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it's interactive and you you get to see animals.
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That's beautiful. Do what we did.
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Bring sandwiches. Have a picnic.
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We brought a napkin, we brought some chips, some water.
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Sandwiches. Yeah, picnic.
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It was fun. It I had more fun than $2.00 the
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worth of $2.00. That was at least like $30.00
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worth of fun. Yeah, for sure.
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We got our money's worth. Minimum.
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Minimum. Like when the 2 mountain lions
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jumped off the freaking Cliff playing with each other.
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Yeah, it's beautiful. When have you been that close to
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a Mountain Lion? Yeah, to me it was a Jaguar for
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sure, because I've never seen a Jaguar.
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And then it was like the. The paw that was.
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Huge. They have like these little
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walkways that they're able to like kind of walk over you.
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And the Jaguar was just chilling up there with a from.
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One enclosure to the other. And yeah, he was chilling in
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that on that bridge overpass, super close.
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Like you can see him right there and his huge head, huge paw.
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We're just dangling right there. Well, those pictures, we took a
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lot of pictures, yeah. We had a lot of fun.
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I saw a lot of birds. I saw an American kestrel, which
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is like the smallest bird of prey that we have.
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It was. Cute.
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It was really cute Falcon family, super tiny, but it was
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an adult adorable. I took a picture with it, we saw
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a screech owl, also super tiny. Looked fake.
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Looked like a Furby animatronic Furby.
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What I twitching at the time? A call back to the Ren Fair.
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There was these little dragon things that were I guess unique.
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They were like one of one if you bought it, but they were
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controlled by this like. This long wire, yeah, that you
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kind of twist. You can twist, you can pull, and
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every like action makes the head or the wings or whatever move.
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The owl looked exactly like that.
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The holder or the the handler had a glove with a string
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attached to what with a rope string attached to the to the to
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the talons. And yeah, it looked like it was
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just controlling the head. Yeah, it was.
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So funny. It was so prompt.
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Yeah, we fed goats. Oh my God, we we fed little
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goats. The feeling of their little lips
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on your hands is so strange. It is very strange.
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Because they're aggressive with. It they're like, give me the,
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give me them chips, give me the chips, give me that.
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Crack. Give me that $0.25 of handful of
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Well, it's. We got from a really nice lady.
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She did give us a dollar. She said here's a couple
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corridors because it's $0.25 for a handful of Yeah, she's don't
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feed he. Said here kids, go have fun.
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Hear me once here. We did try to offer like, Oh no,
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here's like here's a bill. And she's like, no, it's just
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quarters. Like awesome.
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It was a bunch. We paid it forward.
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Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did.
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Because after we had extra ones, we gave them to some kids.
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We were nice. Yeah.
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I had a lot of fun that day. That was honestly, yeah, a
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really great day. What else did we do?
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Something again later that same day.
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Oh no, we we got ice. Cream.
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We got ice cream and here we are again.
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This. Summer of tummy issues.
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I've had so much ice cream. We had an ice cream party for
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arts and crafts night with with our friends Matt and Frenchy and
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and Dave, like most of the D&D crew.
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Yeah, everyone brought ice cream.
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Everyone. Brought ice cream, ice cream
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pops, ice cream tubs. We had the cookie sandwiches, we
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had the regular, the chocolate chocolate sandwiches, the
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strawberry like. The strawberry cheese cheesecake
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Strawberry. Yeah.
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It's going with crumbly bits. I love that I'm so good.
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And then a tub, which we didn't even get to.
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At this point, just put me under the utter.
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You might as well just have a bag.
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I'm so for the same. I should just start drinking
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whole milk. Can't go wrong with whole milk.
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Maybe that's what's wrong with me.
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I need more. I need it straight for the
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source. I think if you like any of those
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bacteria. Yeah, you need that, that good
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bacteria in your in your gut. But I think if you just start
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like over consuming dairy, it'll cancel.
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Out your lactose intolerant. I have to beat myself into
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submission. You will tolerate the lactose.
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Have you thought, have you thought about that doing that?
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Not necessarily. I mean I heard like 3 ice cream
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sandwiches that day. It's not like I'm not.
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Having dairy true, true. It's hard not to.
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I I can't imagine. I can't.
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I need my chocolate milk chockey.
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But. That's what oat milk is for.
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I'm perfectly fine having chocolate milk with oat milk and
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my coffee with oat milk. Some substitutes for whole milk
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is OK, but chocolate milk is chocolate milk.
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I need. I need 2% whole milk, whatever.
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Some people are going to hate that, but some people hate eggs
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too, Yeah, for no reason. It's not that I hate them,
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they're just never my first choice.
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They're always like I have nothing else for breakfast.
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OK, I guess I have these eggs. What if in the future if we ever
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go out to eat or or we make breakfast, you give me your eggs
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and I give you my protein or something like my 2 slices of
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bacon? Is this a euphemism?
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For breakfast, yes. A trade?
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No, that because I'm just not going to order eggs.
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It's that simple. Comes with eggs.
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I'll ask for something else like, hey, can I substitute this
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out for like, some French fries? They're like, no.
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You can give it to your friend though.
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Is this your restaurant? Am I at your house?
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Let me talk to your manager. They're like, OK, wait one
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second. They do a spin.
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Flip that around the manager. What's up?
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Yeah. Why do you hate your friend?
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Just give them your eggs. Give your friends your eggs.
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Give your friend your eggs, guys.
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Stop being. Mean me when I freeze dry my
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eggs. You freeze dried your eggs.
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Yeah, I'm really fertile. My jaw is on the ground, guys.
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It's like, wait, why would you freeze dry freeze?
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Them freeze them. You never know, dude.
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Look like the the the freeze dried Skittles.
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I wonder if you can like if you hard boiled an egg and then you
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freeze dry it. I've had freeze dried candy.
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That makes sense. That makes sense.
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I think. I think you could.
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Did you just correct how you spoke?
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No, I just caught myself doing that like sound with my mouth
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and I'm like, God, I'm doing that again.
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OK, what you guys don't know is once you start listening to
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yourself talk for like hours on end, you kind of pick up on
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stuff you don't like doing. Season 1 apparently I did a lot
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of smacking before I spoke, I would add.
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Some of it out, but it would be so close to him speaking that I
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just had to leave them. Yeah, so.
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Now that you know you're going to be conscious about it and
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then you can hear the take a shot every time you hear me do
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that so. Take a shot anytime I'm
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breathing into the mic and I don't know, OK?
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There you go. There you go.
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Let's do it. I need to start holding the mic
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really far away talk. And then move the mic and I'm
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just going to, before I talk, swallow or do whatever I need to
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do to not like smack my lips and then continue talking.
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This season, we're going to do so much better.
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Yeah, we had a meeting. We sat down with the executives
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at BJ Studios. Yeah.
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And we told them we want to make history.
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HQBJHQ. BJHQ and they said, you know
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what, you can do whatever you want as long as it's self
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funded. Yeah, yeah.
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That's our limitation. Yep, and they're also kicking us
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out of Brian's room. We can no longer record in here.
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So this is our last episode in here.
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Once again guys, funding. Yeah, please donate money to me
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directly if you know me personally.
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You do have my phone number. Yeah, it's myself.
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That is my Venmo. Please.
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Please. Yeah.
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This summer, we're begging for money.
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Yeah, and then the summer's not over, which I.
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Know we could still go. We could.
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We could still make money. We could still go to more parks.
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We went to, oh, when I say we did parks, we went to a lot of
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parks. We might have scratched off all
19:54
the parks around us. Not yet, there's still one that
19:57
I looked into but it's more of like a fishing area.
20:01
OK, I have fishing rods. Let's go.
20:03
I don't know how to fish dude. You don't need to know, you just
20:05
got to go and act like you know what you're doing.
20:07
Just throw the whole rod in there if you need to.
20:11
Like that one kid, the one who broke it.
20:12
Oh, yeah. Oh, so we were at, we were at
20:15
Irvine Park. We're at one of the, yeah,
20:16
Irvine Park. And this kid was like screaming
20:19
and then he just like snapped his rod in half and then threw
20:21
it to the grass. And I was like, oh, that kid
20:23
better go pick that up. Like it's if you're going to
20:26
break your rod and then go throw it away, don't.
20:28
Throw it into the freaking pond. But he was like.
20:30
Screaming. He was like, ah, like
20:32
frustrated. He was also like 12, maybe 13.
20:36
Yeah, then he picked it up and he left with it.
20:37
So I was like, OK, cool. But yeah, that's what we'll just
20:39
do that. No, I would.
20:41
I'd prefer to regulate my emotions.
20:44
As yes I. Don't often get frustrated like
20:46
that and. Then break your rod I'll.
20:48
Break your rod. It's not my rod.
20:51
You, you. You'd have to buy me a new one.
20:53
I. Don't think about it.
20:56
I don't go shopping for rods. My rods are given to me rod.
21:01
I see what you did there. I see what you did there.
21:03
I see what you did. You hook them and.
21:06
Hook them. And cook them catch and.
21:09
I hook up and glick them. Bryan, this is a family friendly
21:16
show. No, it's not.
21:17
This is a family friendly show. You know the name of this
21:19
podcast? Wait, we're doing a podcast?
21:25
Oh, I mean, Nope. Oh well.
21:29
Park was your favorite. Irvine Irvine Regional is it has
21:35
everything we need to. Explore it more because we only
21:37
did a little section. Yeah, we did like loop around it
21:40
leaving the park, but it's, you know, it's there's some nice
21:43
areas and then there's hiking trails that we can go to.
21:46
Yeah. I would like to because we've
21:49
been doing a bunch of regional parks in and around like the
21:53
Fullerton, Brea, Irvine area. There is one called Craiga Park
21:59
and Brea. We, we were out for a little
22:01
bit. There's a bunch of ducks there,
22:02
dude, a lot. There's like 100 ducks.
22:04
Jerry summoned them. Now I have a duck whistle.
22:07
You're a duck whistle. Yeah, I was gifted a duck
22:09
whistle. Who gave you a duck whistle?
22:11
Dave of course, yeah. So I've been using, I've been
22:13
using that at school as an attention grabber who works, but
22:17
now I'm going to use it when I go to the park just.
22:21
OK, well, you better come fully loaded with snacks that they can
22:24
digest. I'll bring peas.
22:25
Hey, hey. You know, you know about ducks.
22:28
What should we bring them? What can we feed them?
22:30
I know they do like the farmers that I have on TikTok that have
22:34
like they post their animals, they do the like a bowl of like
22:37
water or ice water and they do. Peas.
22:40
Oh, just peas. So we're going to come with ice,
22:42
water and peas. Maybe just the peas if they're
22:44
unfrozen. Frozen.
22:45
Oh, unfrozen. Unfrozen.
22:47
But not bread. Never bread.
22:48
Yeah, carbs, all that. So it has extra bread sauce.
22:50
Just peas. You know, I can't go wrong with
22:52
some vegetables. And if they don't eat them, then
22:55
they're just gonna. Grow.
22:59
Maybe. I was gonna say that I don't
23:01
know this way. I was gonna say they're just
23:02
gonna become compost or something, but sure.
23:05
True. But yeah, bread.
23:06
And who knows who knows what, unless I give him artisan bread,
23:10
the best bread I can. Bread.
23:12
You've seen that bread. The artisan bread.
23:15
Bread. Yeah, the one that's like kind
23:17
of powdery. It's so good with like peanut
23:20
butter and Jelly. They're the best.
23:22
I have some frozen that type of bread in my freezer right now.
23:26
Next to the pint of ice cream. Allegedly, there's a pint of
23:30
ice. Cream in there.
23:32
You can't confirm nor deny. Might be there, I might have ate
23:36
it already, but that was my favorite part.
23:39
Yeah, yeah, I agree. I I don't agree.
23:42
I have one part that I truly love, and I've loved it ever
23:45
since I went to to school out in Fullerton is Carbon Canyon.
23:50
I love Carbon Canyon. Is there anything specific about
23:53
Carbon Canyon? I love the pond.
23:58
I've been going to the park for a while, but just recently we
24:02
went to the Redwood. There is a whole Redwood Grove
24:05
hidden in one of the hikes. Redwoods in Orange County.
24:09
Tall mess woods. That's your mind blowing.
24:13
You can go see redwoods. In Orange County and you don't
24:16
have to drive hours away. Nope, they're right there and
24:19
it's a whole lot of them. If it's a weekday, you pay $3.
24:22
If it's a weekend, it's 5. Once again, support local parks.
24:26
These redwoods are obviously not as big as the redwoods up in
24:30
north like California Northern. Not native.
24:32
They're they're not native. Yeah.
24:34
I don't remember the story. I do.
24:35
OK. Please enlighten.
24:37
Us for some reason, some local bank 100, I don't know if it was
24:42
100 years ago, many years ago had a whole promotion where if
24:45
you like open up an account with this many dollars, you would get
24:49
a Redwood tree planted in your in your honour because some guy
24:52
owned that little area. But there's like I would say
24:55
maybe like 100 trees and they're.
24:59
They're tall. I don't remember what the number
25:00
was. Yeah, but.
25:01
They're not super, they're not super white, they're pretty
25:03
skinny, 'cause they're kind of surprised that they've watered
25:07
that, they've acclimated to that, the temperate, temperate
25:11
that. I think the word you're looking
25:15
for is. Environment.
25:17
Tempura. Tempura.
25:20
Yeah, yeah, it's the weather. Southern California weather made
25:23
it. Skinny and long, not with thick
25:29
bases. And then beautiful, beautiful
25:33
red colour. A lot of birds around.
25:35
Yeah. We saw I'm forgetting the name
25:39
of the bird. They were American Robins.
25:44
Yeah, and we got real close to them, I.
25:45
Think they were an American, Robin, I think sure, locking in
25:47
that answer. And yeah, you could tell if
25:50
they're used to people because they would just plop right in
25:52
front of you and then jump around and stuff.
25:53
They would like squat. Real funny.
25:54
Yeah, and they were fast, like walking on the ground.
25:57
Some of them were chunkier and stuff, but.
25:59
A couple of woodpeckers too. A.
26:01
Couple a lot of acorn woodpeckers.
26:03
Super cool. They got like a little red band
26:06
on top of their head. And then that one big hawk.
26:08
And then a red tailed hawk. It was a great day for birds.
26:12
Weeks later, remember we went back to Carbon Canyon Park and a
26:15
Miss home girl. I'm assuming it's a girl.
26:17
I don't know if it's a boy or girl Hawk.
26:18
Remember we were standing and it flew into the tree right by.
26:20
Us Yeah, yeah, that was yeah, that was like a Cooper's hawk.
26:23
It was a smaller 10. So yeah, it was a smaller bird.
26:25
But yeah, it just, it flew across the pond super low
26:29
towards the area where we were at and then into the tree right
26:31
next to us. And then I was trying to track
26:32
it down, but I couldn't find it. There's only expected away too
26:35
many branches. And I'd maybe I did, but I I
26:37
couldn't see it. So I don't know if I was close
26:39
or far, but yeah, so much nature, guys.
26:41
Nature heals, nature is healing. Yeah, and when you pay 5 bucks.
26:47
Nature is healing when you pay 5.
26:48
Bucks even more to. Support it so they can clean all
26:51
the the goose poop. Off the sidewalk and keep
26:55
watering those long skinny trees.
26:57
I was going to say something else about Carbon Canyon.
27:04
There's still a couple of trails we need to go and and finish
27:06
because it's. Hot right now, guys, we're in
27:09
the middle of the heat wave. Yeah, it was like.
27:12
It was ugly, it was terrible. It was 90. 7 Today I went to we
27:16
had a work event and it was like 97° it was.
27:18
Hot. OK, maybe, maybe.
27:19
Yeah, in that area. What I checked today was like 80
27:23
in the 80s. So I was like, cool.
27:24
Oh, down here. That's why I love living in
27:26
Orange County. I.
27:27
Was like I can play outside today.
27:28
Not because of the Republicans, but because the weather's nice
27:30
are over. Here, the weather, yeah.
27:33
California, yeah. We also had like some fun
27:36
adventures this summer. A lot of friend Hangouts.
27:40
Our friend was that hosted our yearly BBQ so we had our our
27:43
infamous water balloon fights. I might have or might have not
27:48
been throwing 98 mile per hour heaters down to the other team.
27:52
Bruised he made. Square in the back.
27:54
He didn't move and I threw a water bottle, a water bottle,
27:58
water balloon at him. He threw a water bottle at me,
28:01
guys. It was the boss one, the glass.
28:06
I just love stitches. There's like.
28:08
But I I did not. I don't.
28:11
I don't remember hitting anyone directly in the face or.
28:14
Anything. No, no, and never in the face.
28:15
No, I think I would have felt super bad, so I apologize, yeah.
28:19
Body. Shine body never done that,
28:22
neither have I I. Don't see myself doing it
28:25
anytime soon. I'll be back because he has her
28:28
permission. Yeah, that.
28:32
I mean, I can't imagine trying to do one at like a bar like.
28:35
No, I don't know where your belly buttons Bing grow
28:37
sometimes mine has lint in it. You don't be scrubbing in there.
28:41
Are you checking right now? There's lint in it.
28:44
You can make a blanket. No, I don't know what.
28:48
You can make some mittens. No, I'm just saying you can.
28:53
You can reuse, recycle. I'm self-conscious.
28:59
Click, click, distract them. What else did we do?
29:04
We I did it again, Guys. Take a shot, body.
29:08
Take a body shot. It'll find the nearest belly
29:10
button, pour some liquor in there, no see what happens.
29:15
We've been playing a lot of DND and it's been really fun.
29:19
Yeah, we found a dragon. We fought a dragon.
29:22
Some dragon asses. Some dragon.
29:24
I think we said a year and a half after, after starting in
29:28
the indie, we finally had a genuine dragon, genuine dragon
29:33
encounter and dragon fight, 'cause we have encountered a
29:35
dragon in the past, but we didn't really do what, you know,
29:38
I think we ran away from. It we kind of just jumped over
29:41
it. We jumped over it in a really
29:42
cinematic, dramatic way, like Shamu style.
29:45
Yeah, yeah. Rolling that 20s is beautiful
29:48
and the only way you can jump over a broken bridge under on
29:55
top of a Dragon's mouth. But anyways, we killed the
29:57
dragon guys. Amazing.
29:58
Yeah, I'm really pumped. I love Dungeons and Dragons.
30:01
Trying to get the gaze to play. I love Dragons.
30:04
I want. A Dungeons into Dragons.
30:06
I want a Dragon Tattoo. Really I do.
30:09
I really put it. Animal Arm.
30:11
Animal Arm. Oh, it'll be on this side
30:13
somewhere. OK, OK, OK, idea.
30:15
What's up? You have your animal arm.
30:17
What if you have a Cryptid leg? I love that.
30:21
You get a dragon, you can get Sasquatch.
30:25
I would have to get that like. The tattooed up in like.
30:27
The. PNW, Pacific Northwest.
30:30
Yeah, because they know all about the cryptids or what?
30:32
Yep. That's where the organ and
30:33
that's where they're. You have the bat boy.
30:36
The bat boy. Yeah, the.
30:38
Bat Boy. The Oxford.
30:39
Oxford. Oxford.
30:40
Bat Boy. Harvard, Oxford.
30:42
Sorry. Those are two different breeds.
30:43
Two different yeah, I I don't need to don't know much about
30:45
the Harvard. One.
30:46
No one does. They don't run in the same
30:47
circles. OK, we'll, we'll, we'll find
30:51
someone. That'll be.
30:53
That'll be such a cool. That's a cool idea.
30:56
If you don't do that, you all have permission to do that.
30:58
I give you permission. Just you have to pay me and me.
31:01
Yeah. If you have more than two
31:04
cryptids on your body, you owe us.
31:08
Yeah, $1.00 me, $1.00 Cherry. How, how about this?
31:12
We'll meet in, we'll meet them in the middle, because that
31:14
might be a little bit too direct.
31:15
If you have a tattoo, you owe us a dog.
31:18
Yeah, we can't discriminate. Yeah, yeah.
31:20
Everyone with tattoos, you owe us $2.00.
31:23
And that's $2.00 per tattoo per person.
31:26
Damn, what if like your whole body's one continuous tattoo?
31:29
That would be crazy. I've seen it if you create or
31:34
like somehow mess your tattoos to where they're like connected
31:37
but makes sense not just like there's a a line or something.
31:40
That would be gnarly. Yeah, I've seen not stuff like
31:43
that. I've seen like people full out
31:45
block out parts of their bodies with just like.
31:47
Like, yeah, yeah. Honestly, I find it pretty cool.
31:51
Like I like certain sections, like just blacked out.
31:56
I don't think I would do it, but because I already have art and I
31:59
don't want to cover it. But if I had like an empty like
32:02
my whole leg, that'd be cool. No, maybe.
32:05
Maybe. I think I'd do my arms instead
32:06
of my legs. Like you don't hit leg Dick?
32:11
I I hit I hit my legs on stuff and get bruises.
32:16
To get anxiety and you just. Tap, tap, tap, tap.
32:19
Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Yeah.
32:21
So yeah, I'll get a dragon eventually.
32:23
OK, I need to know what dragon. I've always been obsessed with
32:26
green Dragons. But would you get a color
32:29
tattoo? No, no, no.
32:30
Like the type of dragon. I, yeah, I didn't specify.
32:33
Yeah, the different types of Dragons with different like
32:36
abilities, like a green dragon normally associated with poison.
32:40
I don't. Is that like a thing?
32:41
Yeah, yeah, just across like. In media and in general, yeah.
32:46
So there's like white Dragons, there's black Dragons and green
32:49
Dragons, red Dragons, bronze Dragons, which I'm pretty sure
32:53
are. In the book I read the weird
32:56
one, I I think I talked about it briefly like in one of the early
32:59
episodes for book club I was reading a a dragon book and
33:02
those they had red blue and they have bronze.
33:06
OK. Do you know if they had like
33:07
different a bit? Like the bronze or breast
33:09
attacks? The I think I don't remember
33:12
about the redder blue, but the bronze ones were known to be
33:15
more like magic and knowledgeable.
33:18
Something like that. OK, OK.
33:20
So it was more like not, it was like temperament.
33:23
Yeah, There you go. There you go.
33:24
Well, yeah. And, and that's like a thing in
33:26
I think dragon lore where certain Dragons are more
33:29
aggressive than the other ones. Like are red Dragons aggressive?
33:34
Yeah, I want to say like red Dragons are like more aggressive
33:37
ones. There's some books I I want to
33:39
say like 4th Wing where certain Dragons are like you're supposed
33:43
to approach them a certain way compared to other ones.
33:46
And yeah, I I forget different abilities, just dragon lore in
33:49
general. Amazing.
33:50
Fantasy girlies. I know you read those books.
33:52
Let us know. Yeah, I forget what.
33:58
Jerry read these books through osmosis.
34:00
Yeah, his wife read them to him as bedtime stories.
34:04
I've been sleeping so good, guys.
34:05
I've been sleeping so good. I was just playing Brian how
34:08
I've been sleeping great. And it's because story time,
34:12
right? Before bed.
34:13
No shame, that puts me to it, knocks me out.
34:16
And no disrespect, she knows. Like I was like, hey, if you
34:18
read to me, I'm gonna sleep. I'm gonna knock out, but I think
34:21
I think she enjoys reading is. She reading to you and she's
34:23
like running your hand through your scalp.
34:25
I feel like that would fix me. I I think that would fix me.
34:30
No, no, She she has in the past, but not to go to bed, like to go
34:33
to bed like she's fully reading and stuff and multitasking is
34:38
hard. Yeah, for me it's it's hard.
34:40
So no. Yeah, Anyways, Dragons anyways.
34:46
This has also been the summer of.
34:49
Video games, video games, but that's.
34:51
Going to be a separate episode. We're going to go deep into our
34:54
video game lore and what we've been up to these days.
34:57
You might have to wait 7 episodes for that or one.
35:03
Yeah or yeah or one. We'll see.
35:05
Or two for the drama. For the drama we have been
35:10
playing, we've been gamer boys, we've been nature boys, we've
35:12
been gamer boys. We've been keeping it balanced.
35:15
We have been keeping it balance. We do a little outside, we do a
35:17
little inside. We do.
35:19
We do physical activity and we do slouching activities.
35:23
Define physical activities, because yeah, we're outside, but
35:25
I'm not doing physical activities.
35:27
A A a nature walk is a walk. Wow, there's like some.
35:33
There's ghosts. Was that like a roar or was that
35:35
like a? Engine.
35:36
It was a dragon. If that was dragon, I'm going to
35:39
go befriended right now. OK, I speak draconic.
35:42
OK, roll a dice. Roll a dice.
35:45
We're in our nerd. We're in our nerd eras.
35:46
Yeah. That's so funny you need dice.
35:48
I have some right here. Cool, I'm going to roll.
35:51
This is going to be a live roll, guys.
35:52
Oh my God. Oh, those are my Azure dice.
35:56
Me and Azure have beef. Hey, don't you died.
36:00
Look at this. Look at this ASMR dice ASMR.
36:07
What did you roll? Oh, he rolled A1.
36:12
He's going to go out there to die.
36:15
Well guys, I will be hosting or posting the job opening for a
36:22
ghost. I rolled a Nat one everyone
36:25
that's. What you get for rolling my
36:26
dice? I'm not supposed you're not
36:27
supposed to roll another grown person's dice.
36:30
Twitch their dice don't touch people's dice because you will
36:33
roll ones and bad things will happen.
36:38
I love D&D. It's kind of overtaking my life.
36:41
I'm looking at my desk right now.
36:42
I have 123 die sets. I have two miniatures.
36:48
I knew I'd be into it. I did not know I was going to
36:50
invest or take over so much of my life.
36:54
And have we finished Balder's Gate?
36:55
No, no. Have we?
36:57
I, I made it to the second part. Have I ever, have I ever even
37:02
stepped foot in the Balder's Gate?
37:03
No. It gets so freaking hard but
37:06
it's OK. We need more dice.
37:08
That's all I'm hearing. Yeah, I don't mind dropping my
37:10
$12.00 on a set of dice. Nope that at this point.
37:13
Some of them I've used once. But you have them.
37:15
But I have them. I have them ready for when I
37:17
start playing with my friends and.
37:19
Then someone's like I need 4D6 and then it we all.
37:23
Here you go. Yep, Yep.
37:25
We all get so excited. I feel like that should be like,
37:31
if it's not already, that should be like a topic of like tape
37:34
part tables fighting to give their dice to the person who
37:38
needs them. You know, if that's like a
37:39
competition, because I'm not. Gonna lie.
37:41
I'm gonna I if you don't take mine, I'm gonna feel a little
37:44
sad. It's like.
37:47
'Cause then if you get, if they get a good role, you're like,
37:49
wow, those were my dice. Yes, I hope I took part.
37:52
Wow. I know we just said we sorry
37:55
this is gonna get nerdy. I know we just talked about how
37:57
we finally had a dragon fight. I wanted to be known that I did
38:01
nothing. I did the least amount.
38:03
I took damage and then I healed myself and everyone else did the
38:07
heavy lifting. That's the kind of player I am.
38:10
The. No, but hear me out guys.
38:11
His character is also the most logical, which makes him a great
38:16
team leader. Don't claim that, but he he also
38:21
is the healer. So you did your job and.
38:23
I healed myself. Did you die?
38:25
The most important person to keep alive was myself.
38:28
And did you die? No success.
38:31
You're right, you succeeded. No one died.
38:34
No one. Luckily, no one died.
38:35
Someone almost died. Yeah, they were real.
38:37
Close, but the roles were on our side and that is DNT we should.
38:47
This would be fun to talk. About it will be it's we have
38:50
plans for you guys, why we have plans.
38:52
What do you? What does that mean?
38:53
It will be what? It will be.
38:55
We have. We have.
38:57
We sat down with the executives. The executives green lighted a
39:01
lot of things, guys. Yeah, we put pen to paper.
39:05
We sat out there. We put paper to pen.
39:07
We literally jotted stuff down. There's ideas.
39:10
We're gonna take you places, we're gonna go places.
39:12
We're gonna talk about things. All kinds of things and things
39:16
that we brainstormed, we used Venn diagrams.
39:19
We did, Cornell notes. We did the the hats that you
39:24
draw names out of. We did this.
39:28
No, I don't wanna. I don't wanna support that Lady.
39:29
OK, not yeah, yeah, we, we really did that.
39:34
We really did the thing. We put our brains together.
39:36
We literally like put forehead to forehead and we said think.
39:39
Think. And then we were in the in the
39:41
chamber. Yeah, and miraculously, like
39:43
when we had an idea, we said it at the same time.
39:45
Yep, at the same time, like right now, we're gonna say 321.
39:51
X. I said it.
39:53
I just said eggs. I said it in the.
39:55
Hiccup Tea pickup. Yeah.
39:56
Sorry, it was the eggs from earlier.
39:58
We both said eggs right now. That's wild.
40:01
Have you seen the video of those Australian twins that air quote
40:05
finish each other's sentences? No, they'll talk really slow.
40:10
Oh OK. Until they say the same thing.
40:17
OK, wow, we probably did way better than.
40:20
Them honestly, we or them? This reminds me of the the it's.
40:23
I don't know if it's like a parody video, but it's Ben
40:26
Stiller as Tom Cruise's double or like stunt double.
40:33
I'll show you later if you haven't seen it.
40:35
I mean it's not worth your time. What movie is this?
40:38
I don't know if it's like a movie or that it's just like
40:39
extra, like some parody thing where they're just doing it.
40:42
But yeah, Ben Stiller is Tom Cruise as a stunt double.
40:46
So there's like interviews with both of them wearing the same
40:49
clothes and they laugh like very similar.
40:52
But Ben Stiller does a really good job at like, imitating Tom
40:54
Cruise. But anyways.
40:56
But had me start thinking of night at the museum.
40:58
At the museum. When was the last time you
41:00
watched watched that movie? We we got to.
41:03
Practice get better. If only we like wrote a script,
41:08
memorized it. Do you mean this script?
41:12
He hit me. Did you hear?
41:15
It was contentual. He smacked me.
41:17
No. Christy threw a water bottle at
41:19
me, which missed. He slapped me in the.
41:21
Nipple with Why is your nipple all the way over here I.
41:25
Lost the nipple. His nipple's like 2 feet long.
41:30
Hey, body positivity. It's everywhere.
41:32
Dude, body positivity. It's in the soup when you cook.
41:37
There's this little nipple I don't like to I I'm sorry.
41:42
I'm proud to see. You.
41:43
I almost tripped on it. I always poked your eye out.
41:46
You know you're taller than B. If I didn't have my glasses,
41:49
I'd. Safety.
41:50
Safety goggles. Safety goggles, yeah.
41:53
Let it be known that this is also the summer of body
41:55
confidence. Absolutely.
41:56
I went to the pool, I took my shirt off.
41:59
I let people see. And those senora saw.
42:02
Oh, that Senora was looking. Saw I was.
42:05
Putting on my tanning lotion, my sunscreen and that Lady is just
42:08
like I was locked she's. She's she's like the kids at the
42:12
stores that just like stare because like they're kids.
42:15
That was her starstruck. Glad she enjoyed this show, it
42:19
made me feel good. Dude, she was, she was digging
42:21
you. Oh good.
42:23
I'm happy to have a blind. I wish she would have paid me.
42:27
She didn't? No.
42:28
Why did she pay you? I could've no, I could've done
42:30
she like passed by and she like. Oh no, she just pinched my
42:33
nipple. Oh, oh, that's what it was.
42:36
She thought it was some like a little piece of string or
42:38
something. She's like, you know, let me
42:40
take the string out of the water.
42:41
Whoops, That's Brian's nipple. It's, it's, it's been a while.
42:51
It's it's fun recording. We're having fun.
42:54
Yeah, it's cool holding the mic again.
42:57
Yeah, we haven't recorded, but we still have seen each other or
43:01
played video games. Every other day, yeah.
43:03
So you know what? We've said some funny things and
43:06
you guys will never know. Exactly.
43:08
We'd be on the Fortnite mic just dropping bangers.
43:11
We're. Bangers, so funny slapping.
43:16
There's accents. There's sentence finishing all,
43:22
all the time, especially in Fortnite.
43:23
Fortnite is the game where we finish each other sentences.
43:31
Yeah, it's, it's just crazy. We'll get on the battle bus and
43:35
we're like, hey, so we're going to land at.
43:38
Kappa, Kappa, some. Yeah, that place.
43:46
I can't think of the names. I'm trying to think of all the
43:47
names of the. It's Kappa something, isn't it?
43:50
Kappa Kappa something. I don't know.
43:52
Yo, Kappa. Kappa sounds like.
43:55
Oh, my God. Did you ever watch Chowder?
43:57
Yeah, of course. What was that?
43:58
The the rod rod. Rod, Rod, Rod.
44:04
And nothing can't go wrong. Oh, that was a that was a TikTok
44:08
sound. Oh no, it all went wrong.
44:10
I. Think Have you ever watched the?
44:12
Lorax. I think so.
44:15
Yeah. Little dude.
44:16
Yeah, the little orange one. Yeah, yeah, Moustache.
44:19
Yeah. That I wish I had.
44:20
He's been all over my For You page recently.
44:23
People pretending to be him. Or just like clips from that
44:26
movie. I've never seen it but I feel
44:28
like I understand Gen. Z because I think they love that
44:32
movie. Interesting because I like the
44:33
movie. They grew up, I guess.
44:35
But the one seller, he's like this emo looking E boy, Yeah.
44:39
Yeah, yeah. And I feel.
44:40
Like they all base their personality around him.
44:41
OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:43
I don't know. That was just a weird rabbit
44:45
hole went down through. Interesting.
44:47
Wow. The Lorax, I mean.
44:49
I'm not going to watch it. Yeah, I know.
44:53
What did I just Oh, I mean, this is just a side note, but I've
44:56
also caught up on a lot of movies I've seen.
44:58
I don't watch movies, guys. I grew up like I, I grew up and
45:02
never seen a movie in my life. I watched my first movie at 25,
45:05
but no, a lot of Disney movies I've watched over the years.
45:08
It was Twilight. It was Twilight's one of them.
45:11
That was the first movie I saw and the.
45:15
All that blew your mind? Yeah, like the the the amount of
45:18
the production value and everything that it showed, it
45:21
was like, wow, this is a really good film.
45:23
This Yeah, the ketchup scene was my favorite.
45:26
Cinematography, yeah, it really makes you think.
45:28
The extras in the bag actually playing hacky sack, Yeah, no
45:31
drivers in the trucks passing by.
45:32
But also there's like no hacky sack.
45:34
Exactly. And there's no ketchup coming
45:36
out of the. Yeah, you know, it's all it's
45:37
it's. Just it all means something.
45:39
Yeah, it just it. You don't always need the actual
45:42
ketchup coming out of the bottle.
45:43
You don't know, you just have to like it's implied.
45:46
Exactly. You as the viewer, like it is
45:49
your responsibility to to know what's supposed to happen.
45:53
The movie's not supposed to tell you.
45:54
Yeah. And it's supposed to show.
45:55
You. And if it doesn't, it's that
45:56
straightforward, then is it really doing its job?
45:58
No, it's a bad movie. Exactly.
46:01
So what movie did you watch? What have you been watching?
46:02
So there was a movie that has been recommended by our friend
46:07
Dave forever since I first met him like a year and a half ago.
46:11
He said, watch This is Spinal Tap.
46:16
This is Spinal Tap is I forgot the director's name, but he he
46:22
is a director who made when Harry Met Sally and like all
46:25
these other ones like with Billy Crystal, but this is Spinal Tap
46:30
is amazing. It's a it's a it's a
46:32
mockumentary about this band and it is so funny.
46:37
The humor, dry humor, just like God, 10 out of 10 movie and it's
46:42
free on it's free. Yeah, it's on archive.org.
46:45
It's not on any streaming server.
46:46
You can you can buy it. On, I think you're gonna say
46:49
it's like it's on Tubi. Oh, with that it's on a dot.
46:52
Org website. But yeah, that was one of the
46:55
movies that I really enjoyed a couple weeks, a couple weeks
46:58
ago, a month ago maybe. And then Disney or Pixar,
47:01
whatever it is. I saw Aristocats, which I really
47:04
loved. I love that movie.
47:06
Aristocats was so good, I had so much fun.
47:09
I love the cast. It has some problematic scenes.
47:11
Absolutely, Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely.
47:12
A lot of stereotypes, yeah. 1970 something I think or.
47:16
That's when it came out. Yeah, it was.
47:18
Old Have you seen all good dogs go to heaven?
47:21
No Jerry. OK, AM.
47:23
I going to cry. Yes, I was.
47:27
I'm already cried. I was asking Jerry what movies
47:29
he hasn't seen, which he just started watching them.
47:32
There's a lot. I asked him if he's seen
47:35
Brokeback Mountain. We're on the same boat, Drake.
47:40
You know how? You're Jerry.
47:42
What other Jerry do you think I'm talking about?
47:44
I thought you're a different. No shout out to other Jerry.
47:47
He's always saying, when am I going to be on the podcast?
47:49
Shout out to Jerry, I thought he was talking about you.
47:51
You know I'm. Literally talking about you.
47:54
No, I think about you. You you said I told Jerry and
47:57
then OK, sorry. Yes, you Jerry.
47:59
I thought Jerry, I'm sorry. I thought we showed a moment
48:01
there. OK, Jerry, I thought we were on
48:02
the same boat where you haven't watched movies like I like I'm.
48:06
Sorry that Jerry loves his. Movie.
48:07
I'm sorry if I assumed that you didn't.
48:09
Watch No, we go to karaoke. We do karaoke and he's like
48:12
hitting all the the Disney musical class.
48:14
Of course. That's amazing.
48:16
He's a good singer. I feel like you and your circle
48:20
are just good singers. Thank you.
48:25
Thank you. I.
48:25
Wish I could see. You.
48:27
Can you're not bad. I'm not good, but it's fun.
48:31
But it's fun. There's there's like, there's
48:33
singers and then there's vocalists.
48:35
OK, you're a singer. Vocalists are like Kelly
48:37
Clarkson. Oh.
48:38
So you're a singer. OK, OK, just have a unique
48:40
voice. I'm also a dancer.
48:42
Oh, Jerry's such a good dancer. Yeah, I took a ballet.
48:45
He Jerry's the one who taught me how to twerk.
48:48
He has the ability to move one, but she get a time.
48:50
I've never seen a man do that. It it's it's talent talent.
48:55
Dumpy ology. You just got a dumpy ology.
48:59
I got my bachelor's in. Throwing it back.
49:04
Yeah. But I, I there was a list of
49:08
movies or there's just movies. I've asked Jerry if he's seen
49:11
and he has said no, which is. Well, now we know it is All Dogs
49:16
Go to Heaven. Such a good movie.
49:18
Such a good movie. I would love to watch that and
49:22
broke Brokeback Mountain, which just had it's like 20th
49:25
anniversary. It was back in theaters.
49:27
I haven't seen that since I was like maybe 12 or 13.
49:29
So I would like to watch it again.
49:31
We should watch it together. I'm done.
49:33
Mention that to Jerry and he said as penance.
49:36
Not as penance. It was as.
49:39
Torture. It was a trade clause.
49:41
I will watch the movie that you're recommending because
49:43
you're saying it's good and I believe you.
49:45
I will watch a good movie. I've never been recommended to
49:48
like a bad movies. I've seen bad movies, but when
49:51
Dulce or anyone's like you have to watch this movie and I watch
49:53
it, I'm like, OK, I see why so continue.
49:58
He says he will watch Brokeback Mountain if I watch Lame Is.
50:04
Let me sit. Down.
50:05
Well, it hurts to say it. For some reason Brian has his
50:08
vendetta beef. With beef.
50:11
With Hugh Jackman. No, no, no, not Hugh Jackman and
50:15
Anne Hathaway and Anne Hathaway and never, never her.
50:19
And you know what? That's the through line to us
50:21
doing this double feature. Anne Hathaway's in both movies.
50:23
Exactly, that's the connection. I've tried to watch late miss.
50:28
It came out when I was in high school.
50:30
They were doing high school theatre and everyone was like
50:32
damn it guy, it's all good. They're doing les miss.
50:35
Maybe I just want to be contrarian.
50:37
When people are like Oh my God, it's so good when it comes out,
50:39
I feel less motivated to watch it.
50:42
OK. Which is why haven't watched
50:44
Fantastic Four. I haven't watched Superman.
50:48
I just. Saw we, we have been telling
50:50
like Superman was so good, you got to go watch.
50:52
Superman was so good. I haven't watched Fantastic
50:53
Four. I still want to, but I can see
50:57
that it's not a bad thing. Same with TV, especially with TV
51:00
shows. People are telling me, oh, it's
51:02
so good, you should watch it. No, that's why I haven't watched
51:06
Game of Thrones. To be fair, Game of Thrones is
51:10
super long and I understand that it might be the Super long of
51:14
things like like, oh, that's a really long movie or that's a
51:16
really long show that might, it's the commitment.
51:20
And I think that takes a lot of time.
51:22
I do not watch shows. It's hard for me to start sit
51:24
down and watch a show. I feel like it's just like,
51:26
'cause I'm older and I'm like, I'd rather play for date.
51:29
I'm tired that way. Yeah.
51:30
And even then video games, it's, it's besides Fortnite and like
51:35
what? What's we're playing?
51:36
We'll we'll get to that. I don't have the drive to play
51:39
video games and sit there for hours.
51:40
Like I want to sit there, but I just I get tired.
51:42
I'm like, I want to go to bed. I'm sorry, bedtime.
51:45
I have to go upstairs. Dang it.
51:48
So we're going to watch Les Mis. We're going to watch.
51:52
Les Mis and Brooke, we should, we should watch a couple movies
51:57
and then come back and then we'll tell everyone.
51:59
About them, yeah. And if I'm sure everyone here
52:02
has watched. If not, that's your guys's
52:04
homework. As soon as you can watch
52:05
Brokeback Mountain, we cannot deliver.
52:07
Watch All dogs go to heaven and then you have to give us another
52:11
option. I mean, I'd say watch This is
52:15
Spinal Tap, but it's like an older film.
52:18
Who cares? Watch This is Spinal Tap?
52:20
I I love that. Movie.
52:22
See, I haven't watched it, so I'll watch.
52:24
It it's it's funny. It's so good.
52:27
Yeah. So then I watched the two Disney
52:31
movies, watched the two Disney movies, ERISA Cats and the Sword
52:38
in the Stone, and then The Sword of the Throwbacks.
52:41
I loved The Sword in the Stone. That is like the first movie
52:47
where after seeing it, I was like, if I watched this as a
52:50
kid, I would have been obsessed. The last time I felt like that,
52:53
which I could be wrong because there might have been other
52:54
ones, but Star Wars. If I watched Star Wars as a kid,
52:57
I would have been obsessed. That would have been my whole
52:59
personality. And yeah, that's it.
53:02
Because yeah, after I watched those as like a teenager, I was
53:04
like, oh, this is amazing. And it was, that was my
53:06
personality for the weeks to come.
53:10
But yeah, the sword in the sun was fun.
53:12
I was like, wow, magic, wow, shape shifting.
53:17
That's so cool. I don't think I remember now
53:19
you're going into the the plot of it or like what happens?
53:22
I don't remember. It's a super short movie.
53:24
It's like an hour and like 15 minutes.
53:25
I remember the stone and there's the the the blonde kid, right?
53:29
Is he the one getting this? I already remember.
53:32
That's literally what I remember.
53:34
Wow, I'll watch that too. Yeah.
53:35
Do you remember Merlin? Does he wear a wizard hat?
53:40
Yeah, he is a wizard. Does he have a big white beard?
53:42
Yes. And a blue pointy hat?
53:43
Yes. It's coming to me in flashbacks.
53:46
It's all coming back to me now. Well, that's been our summer so
53:52
far. It it's almost over.
53:56
It is almost over, which is good 'cause I hate the heat.
54:00
I summer is over in theory but not in actuality.
54:04
It is so hot right now. It is.
54:06
It's disgusting and it's gonna get worse.
54:09
Don't tell me that. And I think for the next couple
54:11
days, so. I can't wait till we just.
54:13
It's cold and I have to go outside wearing a sweater I
54:18
love. Layers.
54:19
I love layers. I love I don't sleep with
54:21
blankets on. I I, I hardly do.
54:22
I just. Even in the winter, like when
54:24
it's. Cold.
54:24
No. When it's cold and I'm like,
54:26
wow, I can I feel cold. Throw five of them.
54:28
I put like, yeah, I put like 6-7 Kobe has on me and the thick
54:33
ones and I wake up hot so I take them off, but then I get cold
54:35
and I just put them back on. It's beautiful.
54:38
That that's a nice problem to have being too being too warm
54:42
and you can instantly. Get cold.
54:44
Love that. Yep.
54:45
Yeah, I like being cold and wanting to get warm.
54:49
I like, I love that sometimes I'll be cranking my AC and when
54:53
I'm in the living room I'm cold and I want to be wrapped in a
54:55
blink. It's a little burrito, just
54:58
toasty. Like that Homer meme when he's
55:00
in the Covica. Just not in the sheets.
55:04
Yeah. That's how I want to be.
55:08
Well, it's been a privilege. It has been back here talking to
55:11
you guys. It feels like we just reunited
55:14
with like that friend that we haven't seen in so long, and
55:17
then you meet with them and you just pick up where you last left
55:19
off. That's what it feels like.
55:21
It's it felt like we were on summer break and we came back to
55:24
like the next grade. How was your summer?
55:28
Oh my God, we're in 6th grade now dude.
55:31
It's been so long and it's been like 8 weeks.
55:33
Yeah, it's been 8 weeks but it feels like forever.
55:35
It does. It feels like an eternity.
55:37
You have a beard now. Time is different when you're
55:40
older. It's too short.
55:42
Way too short. It goes by too.
55:43
Fast things change. People change, people leave,
55:47
people come back. You pay bills you don't pay.
55:49
Bills. Yeah, I hate paying bills.
55:53
Send us money. Sponsor us.
55:56
I want to write off my rent as my taxes.
55:58
My rent and my taxes. Oh, that'd be.
56:01
Fun. No, we would rent a whole studio
56:03
if that's possible. One day.
56:06
BJ Studios would be a physical place and then we'd come at you
56:10
in video form. That would be fun and we would
56:14
wear costumes. Oh my God, the outfits, outfits,
56:17
outfits for episodes. The outfits would be legendary.
56:20
Yeah, they would be. We'd come in looking like
56:22
freaking counselors in Park Rangers.
56:25
Yeah, we're, we're, we're accepting applications summer
56:28
20. 35 today my Co worker, I was wearing an outfit for our event
56:34
today and my Co worker said you couldn't look like you came out
56:37
of Jumanji and I was like thank you.
56:40
That's the greatest thing I've ever heard.
56:42
Wait, what's his name in the black?
56:45
In the yeah, No, no, no. In the original Robin Williams.
56:48
Robin Williams? Like honestly, Robin Williams or
56:50
Jack Black. Robin Williams.
56:52
Kind of hot. Kind of hot.
56:54
That man had a good chesser on him.
56:56
Yeah, I do. I remember that.
56:58
One in the same I. Wish I had chesser.
57:05
I just sponge Jacob my chest hair.
57:07
One day, mijo, one day when you grow up.
57:08
Did you braid them? You could tell from all the way
57:11
over there. Is that a fishtail?
57:14
I did a fade, I did a skin fade. Did you?
57:16
Fade. Did you fade your desert?
57:19
Oh no, wait, is that a braid or or your nipple?
57:21
Hey, Emily, shirt on. Still All right, guys, we'd like
57:25
to give you our recommendations. OK, our song recommendations.
57:29
Doo Doo Doo. I we'll go second.
57:33
All right, well, it's always spooky season.
57:35
We're getting closer to spooky season, so I am going to
57:39
recommend the original Dracula. Well, it's inspired by the
57:44
original Dracula. This is Bauhaus.
57:46
Bauhaus. Bella Lugosi's dead.
57:52
That's Italian. What is that?
57:53
Bela Lugosi, I think he's Italian, but he's he was the
57:57
actor that did the first Dracula, I think.
58:00
Oh, he makes music old. Yeah, that was the bandits of
58:03
Bauhaus. Cool.
58:05
I have something completely different to that.
58:08
I have a song called 15 Minutes by Madison Beer. 15 minutes.
58:12
Yeah, it's really cool. It's pop, but it's kind of
58:14
Trancy Club, like Nubian. 2515 minutes, 15 minutes ago I was
58:21
laying in bed. It's just like, oh, so much can
58:25
happen you. Hit that.
58:26
You sounded like Madison Beer right now.
58:28
Thank you. Madison, Brian.
58:34
No, I'm, I'm Brian Tequila. Brian.
58:37
She's not some beer. I'm Brian Tequila.
58:39
Brian Tequila that's never been used before?
58:41
Nope. Then it then it had so many
58:43
original thoughts. Oh for sure we all I got to say
58:47
is I saw YouTube videos today of people ghost hunting.
58:51
And it was the freaking Queen Mary.
58:53
And what did we do? We did that.
58:55
We did that before the list of like 3000 videos of people doing
59:00
it before. Us.
59:01
We were the first to do it under the name of the Daily BJ.
59:04
Absolutely. Yeah, one of one.
59:10
Thank you. It's been, it's been great.
59:12
It's been, it's been amazing. Do you like jazz?
59:16
Yeah. Oh my God, we didn't talk about
59:18
the thrift store. OK, last story before we go.
59:21
We'll come back. No, we have to tell them.
59:23
OK. If you made it this far, you
59:25
hear you're going to hear the funniest thing that experienced
59:27
this summer. This is the extras.
59:29
This also came this summer. It all goes back to nipples.
59:32
It really does. You see all the all roads lead
59:35
back to nipples. We went to the thrift store,
59:37
Brian and I, We were like. I played hooky that day.
59:40
My stomach was not feeling well and I said I can't go to work.
59:42
Yeah, and I think I had just gone to the doctor and I was.
59:46
Coming you. You hadn't started.
59:47
Your you hadn't started. Working yet?
59:49
No, not yet. You were.
59:50
Still on your break? Yeah, but I think I went to the
59:52
doctor that morning, so I was already on that side and I was
59:54
like, Brian, let's go get coffee.
59:56
Picked up Brian, we went to go have coffee.
59:59
What did we do? Great coffee it was, really.
1:00:01
Good, amazing coffee. Yeah, I enjoyed it.
1:00:03
I will get more food next time because it was the tiniest
1:00:07
little portion. Tiniest little crawfel.
1:00:09
Crawfel. Great croissant waffle mix.
1:00:11
It's like donkey and the dragon combination.
1:00:15
So we get coffee, we leave, We're driving down the street
1:00:19
and we see a thrift store that. We see all the time and.
1:00:22
We were like, I buy it. We've seen it.
1:00:24
We're like, oh, we should go there one day.
1:00:25
We should go there one day. We're like, what are you doing
1:00:27
right now? Nothing.
1:00:27
I got time. We did AU turn.
1:00:30
No, we didn't. I turned into a business because
1:00:31
I couldn't do AU turn practically.
1:00:33
Yeah, I did AU turn. Flipped a bitch.
1:00:35
Did AU turn flipped the car? Doesn't matter.
1:00:38
We went to the thrift store. We go in the thrift store, look
1:00:42
smaller on the inside. Yeah, it was smaller on the
1:00:45
athletic. Yeah, look bigger from the
1:00:46
outside. Yeah, Crazy.
1:00:48
We're browsing through the, through the, through the,
1:00:50
through the racks, through the Yeah.
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One chop. Keep just the man behind the
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counter. Yeah, helping some ladies.
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We're just browsing. We are jamming out to jazz
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because he was playing some really cool jazz in the
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background. I was bobbing my head like this.
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Like this guy. So look at him.
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Look at him. Yeah, Jazz.
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You like jazz? That's what he said.
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That's what he said. And so I look over and then I
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said, hey, how's it going? No, no, sorry, sorry.
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I I let me go back. He said, oh, he likes jazz
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points at Brian as he's like jamming.
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I'm like, oh. Hi all in Spanish by the way,
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All in Spanish speaking Spanish to Jess.
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Cool, you know, he'll be just like, laugh, nod, continue
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browsing and I say, oh, how are you today?
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Oh la como esta. And he says, are you guys
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brothers? Like almost instantly.
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Did not answer the question. Did.
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Not answer the question. Completely ignored my question
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said are you guys brothers? I'm like, Oh no, we're we're
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we're friends. And he's like, oh, OK.
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He's like, oh, I have a lot of summer clothes.
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And then I think he pointed out one of I.
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I was holding a tank. I pulled out a tank and he goes,
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Oh yeah, that's a good one. Uh huh.
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And saying yeah, Chichi. But I'm saying you had a chichi.
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To show some tits. And we were just like, yeah,
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like what? Dude, I how are you?
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How are you? We just.
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Met you, Sir. And he was just chilling on
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salami behind the desk or behind his counter and we're like, ha
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ha. And he's like, oh, we have some
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stuff outside for like a dollar and we're like, cool, we'll go
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check that out. It it didn't come off as like
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like Hosta or any, but it was just the most random encounter,
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encounter and like dialogue that we've had.
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He looked at us and said, oh, they're going to love this.
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Yup, Yup. He's like, show, show anything
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you want, Yeah. Show some titties.
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Show some nipple, freeze a nipple.
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So that was hilarious and we were like, wow.
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So did bundles. Yeah, Hey, how are you?
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You guys, brothers, Sir, answer the question.
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How are you? Oh my God.
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He did not answer the question. And we did.
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Left without purchasing anything because there wasn't.
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There wasn't much to be honest. No, it was.
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I don't recommend it. It was, it was.
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It was trash. Yeah, a lot of like, Christian
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gospel records. I went to the records and like
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come on, let me find something. I looked at like the five pieces
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of clothing they had for men. And yeah, that was enough.
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Yeah. They did have a lot of cool,
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like random things, like some paintings, some like some sets.
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What are, what are they called? Like, like glassware sets.
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Yeah. Like vanity sets or whatever.
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Really nice. But yeah, I have room for that
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so. Well, what that was, that was
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the day. To a thrift store.
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What are you support your local thrift shops.
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Yes, unless they're bad. Unless they ask you.
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To show some titty. Yeah, get out of there.
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Yeah. To what we did.
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Run we right ahead don't come back.
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We ran to the dollar section and we're like, there's nothing good
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here by. We have to go.
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We had like toddler clothes and we're like, yeah, I don't think
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this fits anymore. So that is.
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That's been our summer. That's been our summer.
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I hope you guys have had a really good summer.
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If you did anything fun and exciting, let us know.
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Comment, comment and tell us your ghost stories.
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We have one pending. We have a ghost story pending.
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I haven't. Looked they it's they commented
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that they were going to tell us in person.
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It's that she has really good ghost.
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Stories. OK, we will.
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We will ask. We will.
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We will deliberate over the over some dice.
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Yeah. Cool.
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Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys.
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We're. Glad to be back and we will see
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you. Later, bye.