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OUTRO: The Boosie Off · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Oh come, We're.
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  Speaker 3: A Philas back Bar.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, how are.
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  Speaker 1: We going team?
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  Speaker 3: I've got a headache.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw you pumping a couple of pennies.
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  Speaker 4: Pennies. He's pumping the pennies.
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  Speaker 1: And then I when I went into the toilet before
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  Speaker 1: to do wheeze. Yeah, Parks, you won't know this. He was.
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  Speaker 1: He was getting the old tramming at the nurse. You're
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  Speaker 1: putting a couple of tramms up the nice absorption.
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  Speaker 5: What I like to do is it's you know the
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  Speaker 5: United States and the eighteen hundreds where they had the
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  Speaker 5: two railways meeting in between and it was a race
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  Speaker 5: to see who could finish.
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  Speaker 3: For Yeah, I put the permes.
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  Speaker 5: Upstairs and shoved the tram and then it's like a
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  Speaker 5: race to see who can pick first, and then you
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  Speaker 5: meet in the middle and shake hands.
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  Speaker 1: Your meddle gets all sort of squishy in the middle.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Then I rub vixed vapor rub on my middle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Nice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's how I treated a mild headache. What
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  Speaker 3: have you been doing? Pugs of your vesta on?
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  Speaker 4: Thanks guys, it's been a long day today really working
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  Speaker 4: on us.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, well I popped in a bit earlier today
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  Speaker 6: just to do my other but and pieces as we know.
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  Speaker 6: And yeah, I mean I got got a couple of
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  Speaker 6: things done pretty early on. So I've just sort of
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  Speaker 6: been like finding stuff.
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  Speaker 1: He's been pretending to be busy for the rest of
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  Speaker 1: the time I went to the gym.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I've got a bit of a winter
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  Speaker 4: coat scenario happening at the moment.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting a bit busy too.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't say I was getting busy, but all good.
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  Speaker 3: I mean just that once.
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  Speaker 4: Actually it's actually said I got a bit of a
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  Speaker 4: winter clothes just yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was just saying, you know that winter I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: some or some winter buzzies.
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  Speaker 3: Jason is getting buzzies to.
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  Speaker 1: But I wasn't referring to your busy essential you've got
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  Speaker 1: to you've got ah.
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  Speaker 4: It was just all the training for the non bench
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  Speaker 4: brisk competition.
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  Speaker 5: This is a weird question, right, It's just front right
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  Speaker 5: has a weird question. Who do you think, out of
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  Speaker 5: you two could make the most attractive looking set of buzzies.
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  Speaker 4: Well me, I think you can you.
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  Speaker 3: And stuff?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, because I've got like the more like youthful plump skin,
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  Speaker 6: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Right, So you think, Jason.
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  Speaker 1: Need you need to clarify what you so? So you
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  Speaker 1: mean nice buzzies, you mean like picks.
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  Speaker 4: So get Keys's engine going the quickest.
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  Speaker 3: Let me explain what I'm puturing. Explain this. And I said,
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  Speaker 3: this is weird. But here's a situation.
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  Speaker 5: We got curtain, but curds up and the curtain has
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  Speaker 5: two like space, isn't it cut out?
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  Speaker 3: For we're a chest height?
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  Speaker 5: And I will pull back the little curtain bits to
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  Speaker 5: reveal just a set of busies and a bra. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and I'll pull back one on the right, have a
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  Speaker 5: lot of cape close out one on the left and
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  Speaker 5: both you know it's you two, and like, which of
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  Speaker 5: you two do you think you can make the most
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  Speaker 5: attractive looking pair of busies?
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  Speaker 2: For me?
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  Speaker 6: Genuinely, sometimes when I'm lying down and I'm like on
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  Speaker 6: my side, I'm like, holy thing, man, you gotta turn yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Remember they Big Show podcast?
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  Speaker 1: What do you reckon?
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  Speaker 3: Jays. You're gonna scrub up pretty nice in the busy department.
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  Speaker 1: We're of course, frankly, is there anything more unappealing than
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  Speaker 1: a man's busies?
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  Speaker 4: It depends on your cup of tea.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, look every one each to their own.
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  Speaker 3: Buses where they're coming from.
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  Speaker 1: I've always had a heavy chest.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're very gifted in that regard.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I've got that weird sort of triangular shaped body.
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  Speaker 5: You developed quite early, though, I disttlet I diminish from
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  Speaker 5: the top down well, and some in some respects.
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  Speaker 3: So when they were designing you, they sort, okay, we'll
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  Speaker 3: start up here with the honk, which is huge, and then.
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  Speaker 1: And I've got a massive head.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they gave up halfwayn.
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  Speaker 6: Just felling the weird the triangle shapes kind of reversed
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  Speaker 6: with your home that point actually, this is the point the.
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  Speaker 1: Bottom and my defense read my lower half. That's because
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  Speaker 1: I had osteomelitis as a kid and spent a long
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  Speaker 1: time in hospital.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we'll wait to bring the mood down then.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just pointing out the facts.
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  Speaker 1: So you had olitis on your legs, and elephant legs,
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  Speaker 1: elephant titus of the penis and scrot them.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, you messed in Hong Kong.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. That wasn't anything to do with any
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  Speaker 1: kind of itiss.
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  Speaker 4: That was just all plant. It was just it's just
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  Speaker 4: what happened surgery.
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  Speaker 5: Christian Pugs making honk jokes. He's got a tiny nose?
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  Speaker 5: How do you feel about that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't care, man, you're a g with X. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even listen to what Pug says anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Because I would never make a buzzies joke because I
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  Speaker 5: don't have buzzies, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 7: You hang on, Sorry, the whole scenario scenario, Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 7: the elaborate, but not at one point have I ever
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  Speaker 7: seen somebody with buzzies, you know what I mean, or
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  Speaker 7: like pointed them out and you know, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But you've got your NEPs so yeah, which I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you don't want them spread out anymore than
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  Speaker 1: they are.
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  Speaker 5: Do like a big show spread where it's all all
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  Speaker 5: of us with our weird upper chest situation.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't even think mine's weird.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what weird. We did Mogi to have
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  Speaker 3: like any little raisins, well, he said he did. He
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  Speaker 3: actually does.
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  Speaker 1: Okay stretch, but so do you reckon?
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  Speaker 3: It would be you or pugs in terms of the
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  Speaker 3: all I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Saying is i'd put if I could get back to
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  Speaker 1: my original point is that you know I'm putting on
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  Speaker 1: a bit of winter coat.
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  Speaker 4: Has as well, but we actually I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: But but it's surprising given that the amount of walking
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  Speaker 1: I do. Now, Seriously, I'm not joking when I say
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  Speaker 1: I have never been fitter in my life than I
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  Speaker 1: am right now. Like when I used to walk up
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  Speaker 1: this hell to get to work, I'd be halfing and
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  Speaker 1: haaffing like a bastard. Now I just power up it
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  Speaker 1: and it's not even an issue. But I think I
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  Speaker 1: need to sort of get back to my planking and
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  Speaker 1: my press ups and all that stuff, because that actually
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  Speaker 1: works really well.
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  Speaker 7: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Just tight Not that, no, I don't mind having.
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  Speaker 6: Buzzies, but are you able to get like a full
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  Speaker 6: range of motion when you do a press up if
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  Speaker 6: your busies are heading the ground?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, man, he used to do the female ones.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, they're not female ones.
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  Speaker 3: Jason.
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  Speaker 5: You might be naturally meant to be big and stocky
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  Speaker 5: in the chest area like that. You might have like
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  Speaker 5: quite a big rib genetics GenEx is. I actually do
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  Speaker 5: have quite a like bigger middle frame part is actually
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  Speaker 5: quite big naturally, so how many No matter how skinny
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  Speaker 5: scrawny I get, this part is always quite Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm never gonna be I'm never gonna have a MOI build.
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  Speaker 3: No, because he's big and tall and gangly. I think
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  Speaker 3: you are meant to be quite voluptuous.
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  Speaker 1: In the chest area, volumptuous, regardless of how that man volumptuous.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I just put you in the course of the voluptuous,
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  Speaker 4: but with lumps.
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  Speaker 3: So I think you are just naturally always going to
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  Speaker 3: have a set of pics.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look I am, but I just all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: And as I say, I don't mind them. I don't
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  Speaker 1: mind them in their current form.
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  Speaker 3: What does your wife think?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, look, she loves my body.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's great. Now, if you're standing there, new does
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  Speaker 3: your wife go here he is?
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Yes she does? Yes, yeah, my wife does, yeah she does?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, here we go yeah. Oh god, I'm just
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  Speaker 3: saying what my wife says. She makes that noise, she like.
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  Speaker 1: A weird zena warrior princess.
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  Speaker 3: It was that based on that hello, here he is?
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  Speaker 1: There now we're talking.
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  Speaker 3: I've actually gotten better recently that your whole nudity. Yeah
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  Speaker 3: hear that?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, I'm way better at it now. I just
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  Speaker 3: like boom. I said to my wife, look at my downstairs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah there it is early on, man, I said to
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  Speaker 1: my wife. Man, we've got this great apartment, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and it's very cool. We should feel totally free to
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  Speaker 1: walk around nude in it. Those big window you well,
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  Speaker 1: yeah she does, but she's out a lot of the time.
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  Speaker 3: The big windows though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, the curtains close, but you don't have curtains on.
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  Speaker 3: Those are your curtains?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but also, beef, there's curtains. There's also curtains in
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  Speaker 1: the lounge.
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  Speaker 3: Man, there are yes, Okay, really I don't remember that.
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  Speaker 3: There must be massive. How tall is that window?
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  Speaker 1: All the curtains and our place are huge because the
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  Speaker 1: windows are huge.
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  Speaker 3: It would be what the height of this which is
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  Speaker 3: about four meters five meters.
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  Speaker 1: More than that?
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  Speaker 3: Probably fucking huge curtains.
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  Speaker 4: How do you clean that? When I was there, it
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  Speaker 4: was felthy.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's it's not up to us to clean the windows,
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  Speaker 1: because we can't.
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  Speaker 4: You've got a guy for that.
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  Speaker 1: And but I said to my wife, actually, when we
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  Speaker 1: first move in, imagine if we fuck these curtains, what
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  Speaker 1: are we going to do about that? Because they're to
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  Speaker 1: replace them. Would be like, my wife can make curtains,
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  Speaker 1: get cheap curtains now, yeah, but they're fucking huge and
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  Speaker 1: I and now when we're in our bed, it's like
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  Speaker 1: you're a king and a queen. And no, that's not
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  Speaker 1: a scenario we've played out because because it's like you
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  Speaker 1: feel like you're in this.
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  Speaker 3: You know what you could do? We need a canopy
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  Speaker 3: over the bead. Big canopy is exactly what you did
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  Speaker 3: all poster with a cap.
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  Speaker 5: But you know how there's gymnastics and stuff that hang
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  Speaker 5: from those long curtains and do like flips and ship
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  Speaker 5: while wrapped up in the curtain. You could probably do
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  Speaker 5: that on those curtains.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to lose a bit of weight off
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  Speaker 1: my buzzies before I try and do that, because I
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  Speaker 1: might pull the whole thing down.
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  Speaker 5: Are you do you want a vocal zonn No, I
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  Speaker 5: gave you one of those ones. You're like, oh, this
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  Speaker 5: is a yuck. It's like, yeah, it's like really intense
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  Speaker 5: to fix it.
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  Speaker 1: Throat, Oh my god, fellas. I had my green pepper
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  Speaker 1: hot pot last night. Couldn't feel my face at the
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  Speaker 1: end of it. See, pepper boon is very different to
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  Speaker 1: chili boon.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
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  Speaker 6: Yeahslating everyone on the pepper front again.
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  Speaker 3: Bloody good, Hey guys, newsplayers. Jason enjoyed this hot pot.
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  Speaker 1: And funnily enough, funnily enough, when I was going up
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  Speaker 1: to get some extra chili oil, this dude came up
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  Speaker 1: to me and he went, Hoidy, j how funny you're here.
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  Speaker 1: We were trying to find the Hot Pop hot pot
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  Speaker 1: place you were talking about, Bloody Good, and he knew
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  Speaker 1: that it was there, and that was the one he
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  Speaker 1: went to with his partner, and they were there when
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  Speaker 1: we arrived, and he was very excited by it.
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  Speaker 4: I was very excited when you told me you were
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  Speaker 4: going to get Hot Pop.
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  Speaker 6: But then I learned that it's a different experience because
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  Speaker 6: when I went to get hot pot, it was a
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  Speaker 6: self served scenario. Yeah, it's like a buffet and you
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  Speaker 6: like pick your broth and then you cock everything yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Your experience, your self serve is always a buffet, isn't it, Pugs.
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  Speaker 1: What when you're self serving, it's a buffet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it take your pack?
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  Speaker 3: Is there like a winking yeah? Yeah, I can't figure
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  Speaker 3: out what chack it off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good.
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  Speaker 3: You love Broth. I should start calling you the broth creeper.
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  Speaker 1: That's really good. Just end it, will you end it all?
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  Speaker 4: Listen to the Big Show for to seven weekdays. I'm
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  Speaker 4: ready to heard ikeat