Latest / Privycast / Cinco de Mayo and Ancient Mayan Bathroom Structures
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- 0:01>> Speaker A: Hey, hats off to you, chemistry.
- 0:04>> Speaker B: Imagine being a chemist, and
- 0:07your job for the day is to root around in someone's
- 0:10scoot and, like, figure out what
- 0:12it's made out of.
- 0:15Uh, welcome back to privy. Privy
- 0:18is a podcast about bathrooms
- 0:21recorded from my home bathroom.
- 0:24I am your host, hunter Hoover, and I
- 0:27love bathrooms. Thank you so much for
- 0:30joining me. Um, here
- 0:33in my domicile of, uh,
- 0:37know something I realized this week,
- 0:40as you've noted, I've shared on the show before,
- 0:43I have logged every turd I have
- 0:45taken for the past
- 0:48about almost two and a half years.
- 0:51And I realized something
- 0:53as I was looking back on my poop map,
- 0:57and that is, I go to the bathroom a lot at
- 1:00my house, but it pales in
- 1:03comparison to, uh, how often I go to
- 1:06the bathroom in other places.
- 1:09Um, and this
- 1:11week, man, boy howdy, did I
- 1:14go to the bathroom in some other places.
- 1:17I almost feel like I shouldn't share what
- 1:20I did. Um, I might tease it, and then
- 1:23let's let it float out there for a few weeks. But
- 1:26in short, what you need to know is
- 1:30I use the number two. I went number two.
- 1:33Um, but I did not go at my home. And,
- 1:36uh, I did have an audience, and that's really what you need to
- 1:38know. Um, also,
- 1:43the young adults crew and I, we went out for
- 1:46some red robin. Yum. Um,
- 1:48here in all, I don't know if I can talk about this, but a lot of
- 1:51people have skipped out on red robin for some time because there
- 1:54was maggots in the red robin. There's no maggots. Well,
- 1:57I can't say there's none, but it has proven to
- 2:00be fewer, if not no maggots in the red robin
- 2:03since they, air quotes, dealt with it. Um, but we
- 2:06went to red robin, and I
- 2:09almost caved into peer pressure, and the peer pressure
- 2:12was essentially three
- 2:15other blokes in their early
- 2:1720s trying to talk me,
- 2:20a bloke in my late 20s, early
- 2:2330s, I'll never tell, uh,
- 2:26into consuming not one, not two, but
- 2:28three large root beer
- 2:31floats. Now, I had two of them, and after
- 2:33two, and my burger and fries,
- 2:36I did think my tummy was going to explode.
- 2:39It's too much. I think back to the
- 2:42days in youth group where when I was in youth group, when
- 2:45I was, like, in high school, and you go to little
- 2:48Caesars and you could polish off a little Caesars pizza
- 2:51by yourself, or you go to McDonald's and you get
- 2:54a large sized meal with an extra shake,
- 2:58you take that down, and then by the time you get home,
- 3:01you might have dinner too. You know what I'm saying?
- 3:04Man, we ate some food in high school. I'll tell you what,
- 3:07I remember this one time, my budy Josh, we went
- 3:09to Denny's. Um,
- 3:12this was Denny's of old. This was back before
- 3:15Denny's had kind.
- 3:16>> Speaker A: Of caved to just the cultural
- 3:19whatevers.
- 3:20>> Speaker B: But I remember Denny's at the time, they had all you
- 3:23could eat pancakes.
- 3:24>> Speaker A: For like $6 or $5 or something.
- 3:26>> Speaker B: And so we went into, and this Denny's was also a
- 3:29truck stop for a lot of the local, um, truckers
- 3:32in the area. And that was, they were coming through on the interstate.
- 3:35And I remember my budy Josh, we sat down
- 3:38and we went for just, he got the all you could
- 3:41eat.
- 3:41>> Speaker A: Pancakes and they bring the first plate.
- 3:43>> Speaker B: Out with like three cakes and it's real good.
- 3:46And then you order the refill and they bring you out like two
- 3:49cakes and you're sitting here going, okay, I know what's happening
- 3:52now. And the cakes are getting gradually smaller. It's as
- 3:55if they're passively, aggressively telling you like, hey,
- 3:57bud, we're going to keep
- 4:00decreasing these until we bring you out like quarter
- 4:03sized pancakes and you decide to
- 4:05leave. But I remember Josh ordered eight
- 4:08pancakes and after eight pancakes they
- 4:11cut him off. And I'm sitting here thinking, you know, eight
- 4:13pancakes is a lot like, that's a lot of pancakes, but
- 4:16it's not that many pancakes. I
- 4:19think a lot of people, if they put their heart and soul
- 4:22and mind to it, they could consume eight
- 4:25pancakes. And my budy Josh, I have no doubt
- 4:28this guy could have put down at least ten, but they cut him off at
- 4:31eight. And I'm sitting here going, all you can eat. Yeah,
- 4:33right. We were there for 2 hours. They
- 4:36started making it so slow to bring him new
- 4:40think I think Denny's had a conspiracy with those
- 4:42pancakes.
- 4:45I don't know, that seems like, why would you put
- 4:48all you can eat? Why don't you just say, hey, all you can eat limit eight?
- 4:51But I assure you they did not.
- 4:54Nowadays, I probably would have fought the power a little more on that,
- 4:57but uh, yeah,
- 4:59the things I care about are a little bit different. For
- 5:02instance, you know what I'm rambling at the beginning of the show.
- 5:05If nobody cares about this, I'm sorry, but
- 5:08a little rant for you here. So, uh, I'm
- 5:11employed, um, and
- 5:15I am the Venn diagram question mark.
- 5:18Who is Hunter? He is in the bubble of
- 5:21employed.
- 5:22>> Speaker A: And the bubble of receives email
- 5:24notifications.
- 5:25>> Speaker B: For new Pokemon center merch.
- 5:28And so Friday, the Pokemon company
- 5:31released two new Pokemon squishmellows. And
- 5:33I really want to get my hands on this snorlax squish
- 5:36mellow. Um, but
- 5:39because I am employed and I do not
- 5:41regularly shop online
- 5:44while I'm at work, I had to wait till my break
- 5:47to check and see if these Pokemon
- 5:50squishmellows were available. So the email came at
- 5:531030. I hopped on. It was about
- 5:5611:00, maybe a little before, and these
- 5:58jokers sold out in under 20
- 6:01minutes. That's what I'm hearing. And I'm sitting
- 6:04here going, so,
- 6:07like, I
- 6:10mean, I know the Pokemon company puts them out when they're going to make the most
- 6:13money. I get it. You're a business. But like
- 6:16the working man and the working woman, um,
- 6:19the working child. No, we don't do that here. Uh,
- 6:21but these aren't going to be able to get the Pokemon
- 6:24squishmellow. It's just not
- 6:27fair. I've digressed. Thank
- 6:30you for listening. Sorry for my ramblings. Um,
- 6:33it's time to get our nose into the topic this
- 6:36week here in America.
- 6:39Um, where I am, uh, that's where I'm from.
- 6:42Leave it to America to bring you a show about
- 6:44toilets. Let's get this going here. Let's get this going here. Let's see what we
- 6:47got. Oh, polar, uh,
- 6:50orange, vanilla polar seltzer. You know, it's good.
- 6:53Ooh, ooh,
- 7:02man alive, that's good stuff. Have.
- 7:05I'm telling you, those orange vanilla polar seltzers
- 7:08are it. But here in America. Leave it to America to bring
- 7:11you a show about toilets brought to you by America. America.
- 7:14Uh, but here in America, every year we
- 7:17take an opportunity to culturally appropriate
- 7:20mexican culture, and we do
- 7:23that through the celebration of Cinco de Mayo.
- 7:26Now, you think to, you
- 7:28know, with all the concern about
- 7:31appropriation and equality and sensitivity,
- 7:34you'd think that people would have chilled out and really
- 7:37pumped the brakes on this. But
- 7:41no, you would be wrong. Why, pray
- 7:43tell, do Americans still
- 7:46sling Cinco de Mayo on the calendar and
- 7:49celebrate this as a day?
- 7:52Well, the answer, it seems,
- 7:55is folks here in America love to have some
- 7:58drinks. And Cinco de Mayo is often
- 8:01a holiday associated with going out and getting
- 8:03drinks. In short,
- 8:07it is a day. So that's what
- 8:09we've made it. But we must ask ourselves,
- 8:12what is it? Now? If you're like me,
- 8:18when asked, what is Cinco de Mayo?
- 8:21I honestly, until recently, I had no
- 8:24context for I didn't really understand it, but
- 8:27Cinco de Mayo is. Ah, first of all, that
- 8:29stands for the 5 May. Cinco being
- 8:32fifth. De Mayo being
- 8:35of May. Um,
- 8:38so it's the 5 may, if you didn't
- 8:41suss that one out. But it's a
- 8:44day celebrated to commemorate when the mexican
- 8:47army defeated the
- 8:49French at the battle of Puebla
- 8:52in 1862.
- 8:55Now, what's weird is I always thought
- 8:58Cinco de Mayo was a celebration
- 9:01of mexican Independence day, but
- 9:04that is not the case because
- 9:06Mexico was actually declared
- 9:09independent 50 years prior
- 9:11to the Mexicans defeat of the French at the battle of
- 9:14Puebla in 1862.
- 9:18It's good stuff. Um, I feel like this is part of history
- 9:21that you don't really learn about in history. Um,
- 9:24if you ask me about Europe, I could tell you a few
- 9:26things about Europe. But as I was doing research for.
- 9:29>> Speaker A: This episode I realized we've kind of.
- 9:32>> Speaker B: Just glossed over the mexican history and the mexican
- 9:34culture in our education. It's kind of stupid. Um,
- 9:37because if anything, it's fascinating.
- 9:41In the 1960s, Latin Americans
- 9:44began to celebrate Cinco de Mayo
- 9:47to commemorate their identification
- 9:50with the indigenous Mexicans and their
- 9:53victory over the european invaders,
- 9:56the conquistadors. Conquistadors?
- 9:59That sounds like a stupid Power Rangers
- 10:01villain.
- 10:04I mean, I feel like all Power Rangers villains are kind of
- 10:07stupid. Power Rangers is stupid. Um,
- 10:10if you like Power Rangers, I'm sorry,
- 10:12but in my opinion, Power Rangers
- 10:15are just kind of dumb.
- 10:18The action's too slow for me to think it's that
- 10:21cool. Like, when I watch Power
- 10:24Rangers, all I can think of is this is
- 10:27like when
- 10:29not Nickelodeon made that, not avatar,
- 10:32the last Airbender movie. And it was really stupid
- 10:35and bad because their bending kung fu
- 10:38moves were so slow. That's
- 10:41how I feel about Power Rangers, except for my understanding
- 10:44is their kung fu is supposed to be that slow in Power Rangers. I don't
- 10:47understand it. But these Latin
- 10:50Americans started to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
- 10:53Uh, to, uh, identify and
- 10:56show that they identified with the indigenous
- 10:58Mexicans and the victories they had had in the
- 11:01past over their invaders
- 11:04to a culture that was living in America often
- 11:06trying to be changed by the Americans
- 11:09around them. They started to identify with
- 11:12this. They began to hold
- 11:15observances that celebrated and
- 11:18highlighted mexican cultures.
- 11:21It started as identification with
- 11:24indigenous mexican victory over incoming
- 11:26settlers. And that's why I find
- 11:29it fascinating that
- 11:32Americans at large, I'm not hispanic. I am
- 11:35not Latina or Latino. I probably got the wrong one in
- 11:37there somewhere. But I'm none of those things. I am
- 11:40el Gringo. But
- 11:45I just find it fascinating that we keep this ball
- 11:48rolling. But I'm, for all people
- 11:51celebrating whatever they want. But I think some things should be
- 11:54harder to get hyped about than others. Or maybe I'm
- 11:56not the one, like, imagine if I got imagine.
- 11:59I guess we do put quans on the. That ain't my thing either. I
- 12:02don't know. I'm rambling.
- 12:06But what's also ironic is for many Mexicans,
- 12:10they don't do a whole lot of to celebrate the
- 12:13day. I, uh, don't
- 12:16know. I shouldn't speak for them. But as I research
- 12:19and ask around,
- 12:21it isn't really a holiday. It's usually just business as
- 12:24usual. What's also ironic
- 12:27is there's not a lot of, uh.
- 12:30It very much seems like an american holiday
- 12:33on behalf of the
- 12:36mexican people. Originated from the Latino
- 12:39culture, Latina,
- 12:42latin cultures, I don't know.
- 12:45Look at the white guy from Montana. Try to figure out how
- 12:48to talk about these things. But
- 12:50what I do know is, as I've looked these things up, is
- 12:53that mexican history is rich. And the
- 12:56native mexican peoples and people groups were
- 12:59diverse. There were a number of
- 13:02very well known native mexican people.
- 13:05The oldest of these people groups are
- 13:08the Olmecs, um, after
- 13:11them. It is believed that the Mayans and these lasted
- 13:14some time, and these were credited for being the
- 13:17most well known, uh, uh, in many ways,
- 13:20them and the Aztecs, the Mayans are most well known
- 13:23for that fun calendar that said that everything was going to end in
- 13:262012. Uh, next was
- 13:29the towacin.
- 13:32I'm sorry if I'm butchering these, um, I'm
- 13:34doing my best tot Hawaiian,
- 13:37which is a large
- 13:40residential gather. It's again like a city with an estimated
- 13:43200,000 inhabitants. The
- 13:46Toltec, uh, culture was
- 13:49next, and this eventually gave rise to the aztec
- 13:52cultures, which were present in the 13 to 15
- 13:55hundreds. Now, the
- 13:57Aztecs formed an
- 14:00empire, and it was an empire
- 14:02that centered on human sacrifice. They
- 14:05appeased many of their deities through the offering of human
- 14:08blood. At the height of the aztec
- 14:11empire, there were over 10 million people who
- 14:14were ruled over by a wealthy elite of
- 14:17350,000.
- 14:21This was based on a system of offering
- 14:23tribute. The capital of the
- 14:26aztec empire was Mexico,
- 14:28Tenochtitlan. I think that's right.
- 14:30Which is a place, essentially, where m modern day
- 14:33Mexico city is, which is, I believe, the capital of
- 14:36Mexico today. In the early 15 hundreds,
- 14:39Europeans arrived in Mexico,
- 14:42originally off of spanish
- 14:44shipwreck and later in the form
- 14:47of the conquistadors in
- 14:501517, Fernando
- 14:52Hernandez met conflict with the mayan
- 14:55people. It was the first
- 14:57encounter of white Europeans that would
- 15:00begin an over 300 year conflict.
- 15:04In 1521, Tinoctitlan fell
- 15:07to the spanish conquistadors, and this
- 15:09began a 300 year
- 15:12colonial rule of the indigenous Mexicans.
- 15:15Now, if you do
- 15:17math, if you do math, that
- 15:20300 years, it is not until the end of
- 15:23that 300 years that the mexican people
- 15:25gain their independence. Now,
- 15:29I don't want to dwell too long on the time of
- 15:31the spanish conquest, but, like, 300 years
- 15:34is a long time. During
- 15:37this time, indigenous Mexicans struggled to
- 15:40exist as a people. And goodness knows,
- 15:43there are real history podcasts that could do
- 15:46this time period a lot more justice. Go seek those
- 15:49out, if you will. But
- 15:52they really underwent two different empires.
- 15:55And during the second mexican empire, the
- 15:57country was invaded by France. And
- 16:00on May 5, 1862,
- 16:03the mexican army had one of its early defeats
- 16:06of France, which is the
- 16:09commemoration of Cinco de Mayo.
- 16:13Now, though this was the first mexican
- 16:16victory over the french people, the conflict in
- 16:19the campaign would last another ten to 15 years until the
- 16:22republic was restored. The
- 16:24ensuing history of Mexico is characterized by
- 16:27turmoil, dictatorship, and, at times,
- 16:30unrest. In modernity, they have
- 16:33elected presidents, but things
- 16:36at times seem outside
- 16:38of these presidents's control.
- 16:42Now, I don't want to go on too much about this,
- 16:45because we got to talk about bathrooms. For goodness
- 16:48sakes, we're over 15 minutes in, and Hunter hasn't even said one thing
- 16:51about a bathroom, except for he teased me with that.
- 16:54He went to the bathroom thing at the beginning.
- 16:57You'll have to wait. But
- 17:00to talk about bathrooms this week, I want to back up
- 17:03into mexican history and talk about the
- 17:05mayan empire. Now
- 17:08for centuries, when it comes to
- 17:11mexican infrastructure and their
- 17:14water and sewer and all of
- 17:17those things, it is believed that
- 17:20the spanish people introduced running water
- 17:22to Mexico. But in
- 17:251999, when archaeologists were doing a
- 17:28map survey of the region of Polenque,
- 17:32I don't know,
- 17:35they noticed this weird feature, this
- 17:38weird, uh, structure, if you will.
- 17:43It was like many of the water aqueducts flowing
- 17:46beneath Polanc Polanki,
- 17:49but this one was different. And so
- 17:52another expedition returned seven years later
- 17:55with a hydrologist to figure out what in the heck this
- 17:57thing was. Now, they
- 18:00eventually named this feature the
- 18:03Piedris bolus aqueduct.
- 18:06It is a spring fed conduit,
- 18:09and it flows downhill, uh,
- 18:12on the course of about 200ft.
- 18:14>> Speaker A: As it approaches the end, and
- 18:17as.
- 18:17>> Speaker B: It moves down this tunnel,
- 18:20the end narrows to a smaller
- 18:23opening. The combination of this
- 18:26downward movement of the water. And the
- 18:29narrowing of the tunnel itself.
- 18:32Creates water pressure as it exits the
- 18:35feature. The mayan people were able to
- 18:38build.
- 18:38>> Speaker A: A barrier for the end opening that.
- 18:40>> Speaker B: They could close, stopping the water's flow. And the pressure,
- 18:43however, would not knock it down. As the air being cut
- 18:46off would keep it from doing so. In short,
- 18:49the mayan people kind of created a large, spring
- 18:52fed underground faucet of sorts.
- 18:55And those pesky Spaniards thought they had done it
- 18:58first. Not likely. Now, while the
- 19:01Mayans had an extensive system. For
- 19:03irrigation to water, crops and
- 19:06other household use, this system of
- 19:09closed off, pressurized water. Could hold up to
- 19:1268,000 liters of water.
- 19:15To give you perspective, that's about how much g
- 19:17fuel those twitch streamers consume in a week.
- 19:20Playing warthone call of Duty war zone.
- 19:23What's up, guys? Snipers
- 19:26on your left. But, like, that's a lot
- 19:29of g. No. Uh, but that's a lot of 60,000
- 19:31liters is how much this tunnel could hold.
- 19:35It's a lot. It's a big tunnel.
- 19:39It is also believed that the Mayans hooked this
- 19:41pressurized system. To something that would have
- 19:44been like a fountain. Where they could turn it on and have
- 19:47running water. This could be
- 19:49gathered to be used for
- 19:53bathing or home use by the people. Think of it like a
- 19:55public faucet. Not a well, but like a
- 19:58public faucet. One
- 20:01archaeologist and anthropologist Kirk French
- 20:04says that these fountains would have been
- 20:06intricate like, most of what the.
- 20:09>> Speaker A: You know, I gotta say this, and.
- 20:11>> Speaker B: I'll try to post some pictures of this. In the privy socials
- 20:13and on the privies group. But
- 20:16these mayan structures are pretty fascinating.
- 20:21Yeah, they did some interesting work here.
- 20:23>> Speaker A: Uh, the ancient
- 20:26watering spot was also.
- 20:29>> Speaker B: Kind of like it was kind of like the fox
- 20:32or CNN news of the know. If you wanted to
- 20:35know what was going on in the limited scope of
- 20:38the world as it is, it was probably limited to their town and the next town
- 20:41over. But she went to the fountain.
- 20:45Think of it like the
- 20:48water cooler. You know, the whole office,
- 20:51water cooler gossip thing.
- 20:55I don't know very many, uh, offices that ever actually had
- 20:58water cooler gossip. You go down there. Hey,
- 21:01I heard Tony saw a bunch.
- 21:02>> Speaker A: Of people wash up on shore last
- 21:05week.
- 21:05>> Speaker B: Yeah, it'll probably blow over in a week or so.
- 21:08Probably just some wanderers. Hey,
- 21:11did you hear Big Doug finished his calendar?
- 21:14Yeah.
- 21:16Only about 500 more years until the end of the world.
- 21:19Uh, probably I'll be gone by then.
- 21:22Some people, perhaps the less well
- 21:25off of society, may have even bathed in this water
- 21:28feature itself, the palace at
- 21:31Pollunk also has some
- 21:33features.
- 21:37>> Speaker A: We are really interested here
- 21:40at privy.
- 21:42>> Speaker B: Because they resemble ancient toilets.
- 21:45These were essentially drain basins that would
- 21:48empty into the same spot, and they were all in a
- 21:51line. They were the appropriate height for doing one's
- 21:54business. Now, I must note, we can't
- 21:57prove that these were toilets, but, like, if it
- 22:00quacks like a duck and it looks like a duck, it probably
- 22:03isn't a pig.
- 22:05Imagine you walk in on this.
- 22:07>> Speaker A: It's a line of basin shaped features.
- 22:10>> Speaker B: With rudimentary stone piping coming out the.
- 22:12>> Speaker A: Bottom that empties into the same trough.
- 22:15>> Speaker B: The water did not, uh, come up them. You would be left
- 22:18to assume a toilet or some type of sink. But why do they have to be
- 22:21so close together and at the same time
- 22:24separated if it's a sink, they're
- 22:26unsure. But I like to think these
- 22:29toilets really embody the spirit of
- 22:32Cinco de Mayo. Plumbed or semi
- 22:35plumbed years before outsiders came in.
- 22:37And that's victory. Y'all don't get this
- 22:41with the post production edit, but
- 22:44I just blew my schnaws so fiercely. Aren't you
- 22:47glad that I edit this stuff out? As is
- 22:50often the case when it comes to bathrooms and where we
- 22:53dump our trash,
- 22:56they really serve as a time capsule.
- 22:59When you find these ancient spots where people
- 23:02took a dump or dumped their
- 23:05things, they took, it's
- 23:08kind of finding, like a little mini time capsule into their
- 23:11lives, except for instead of
- 23:14being filled with Tamagotchis, whose batteries have
- 23:17exploded inside the device over the years,
- 23:19it's just busted housewares, bones, and
- 23:22turds. Now, at a
- 23:24different mayan site from.
- 23:27>> Speaker A: Central Guatemala, mayan ruins
- 23:30were found with.
- 23:31>> Speaker B: A number of circular pits dug in
- 23:34the corner of the home. These pits are
- 23:37called,
- 23:42which translates essentially into a rock lined
- 23:45pit. Often they're carved into the
- 23:47natural limestone of the region. And what they found in some of these
- 23:50pits is kind of interesting.
- 23:54First, they found
- 23:57maize starch spherulites,
- 23:59which is a very small
- 24:02byproduct of a process of nix
- 24:04tamilization. In short,
- 24:08this is one of the most essential processes involved
- 24:11in making and forming tamales,
- 24:14in which corn
- 24:17products are cooked and then
- 24:20steeped in a solution of water and alkaline,
- 24:23often calcium hydroxide or food grade
- 24:26lime. So they found a bunch of these
- 24:29particles in these circular pits in the center of. In the
- 24:32corner of a home. And what's interesting
- 24:35is this practice also probably
- 24:37helped with the smell, because they
- 24:40also found human poopy things there
- 24:45remember back when we talked about the river tams
- 24:48and how it was stinking so hard, they used lime to
- 24:51help with that stink? Well, lime is also used
- 24:54in soap and other products. And so
- 24:57dumping this food grade lime.
- 25:01Yeah, this lime into
- 25:04this pit might have helped with
- 25:07the stink of the pit. Mexico is a hot
- 25:09land, and I assume so is
- 25:11guatemala. These are
- 25:14some dark, dank holes.
- 25:17And like I noted, what else they found on there was
- 25:20particles from parasites commonly found in
- 25:23human feces. Now, lest you
- 25:26hear that and think, as I thought, that they were preparing
- 25:29their tamales in a toilet, likely
- 25:32what they did was they made their tamales
- 25:35using this process, and then they had this
- 25:37lime alkali salt
- 25:40water left over.
- 25:43And they used this to either rinse out a piss pot
- 25:46or another container with the remaining lime water
- 25:49that was left. Let no water
- 25:52go unused. Not
- 25:55only does this tell us some about the life practices of the
- 25:58Mayans, but it is likely one of the earliest
- 26:00evidences of
- 26:03this specific tamale making process.
- 26:06A chemical analysis of the feces. A thing that
- 26:09happens a lot when you go digging through old toilets.
- 26:11And also something that we talk a lot about
- 26:14here.
- 26:15>> Speaker A: Hey, hats off to you, chemistry.
- 26:19>> Speaker B: Imagine being a chemist, and
- 26:21your job for the day is to root around in someone's
- 26:24scoot and, like, figure out what
- 26:27it's made out of. Really
- 26:30get up in there and do some science on that turd.
- 26:34What we can learn here is. So
- 26:37they did the chemical analysis, and they
- 26:39found that the people of this area had a lot
- 26:42of stomach trouble. Like, the mayan people probably had
- 26:45significant tummy troubles, likely from poor
- 26:48drinking water. Diet. All of the
- 26:51classics. Poor hygiene. Um, I mean,
- 26:54for goodness sakes, they're dumping their crap in the corner pit of the
- 26:57house. Uh, but
- 27:00that was then. A couple of things we've
- 27:03learned. Do not make tamales in the
- 27:06toilet, but feel free to use the water to rinse it
- 27:08out if you turn a faucet on to
- 27:11do so. Remember the
- 27:14indigenous Mexicans who went before you to make that
- 27:17pressurized water? They figured out before the
- 27:20spanish conquistadors arrived.
- 27:23This week, I think we can be thankful for
- 27:25faucets. I thought to myself,
- 27:28Friday night this week, as I took a
- 27:31shower, how thankful I am for hot running
- 27:34water. Faucets, uh, are
- 27:37pretty cool. We can also be thankful for
- 27:40tamales. They are delicious. Um,
- 27:43this week, I want to be thankful for cinco de
- 27:45mayo. Happy, um,
- 27:48cinco de mayo, everybody. I hope you
- 27:51celebrate. However you can. Remember, um,
- 27:54it's not mexican Independence day, but it
- 27:56is a remembrance and an identification
- 27:59with how the mexican people have
- 28:02overcome the challenges of those, uh,
- 28:05of the european cultures have put on them.
- 28:08I'm also thankful for what we can learn from the bathrooms.
- 28:11We go digging around in these things, and we find all sorts of good
- 28:13stuff. This brings
- 28:16us to the end of another episode of privy.
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- 29:09>> Speaker A: Will be donating some money to the wounded warriors.
- 29:12>> Speaker B: Uh, just as a reminder, the, uh, wounded warriors
- 29:15we chose because we keep pooping in a free world. But that free
- 29:18world was not always free. And it's just a small
- 29:21token of gratitude to those who have fought to make it a little more
- 29:24free. Thank you all. Um,
- 29:27thank a vet. Do it. Uh, we want to
- 29:30thank Kevin McLeod for the use of his music
- 29:33this week. Thank you, Kevin. This has been
- 29:35another episode of Privy. Thank you guys so much for
- 29:38joining us again. Love that you're here. We love you
- 29:41guys. Keep pooping in the free world. Wash
- 29:44your butthole, and don't
- 29:46forget to flush.