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Do the ASTROS look like hypocrites accusing the Red Sox of CHEATING? · NY's Sports Loud Mouth (VIDEO)

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  Baseball. Now let's go deep, deep inside.
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  What I am excited. This is inside baseball.
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  Droba. Here we.
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  Go. Some smaller stories around the
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  league here on Inside Baseball. I love Lisa AM.
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  Music, Roland and here we go. To start it off, Julio
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  Rodriguez, controversial All Star, right, Controversial All
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  Star. Didn't have the best start to
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  the season, but that doesn't seem to have slowed him down.
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  Seattle, we just said, added some horses at the deadline.
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  He just got his fourth straight 2020 season to start his career.
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  First player ever to do that in baseball history.
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  Errol. Who cares until they win
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  something, until they go to the playoffs and make a run?
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  I could care less what Julio Rodriguez is doing.
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  Julio Rod Rodriguez, I remember him at the All Star game in the
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  Home Run Derby, which by the way he went failed when he goes in
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  front of center stage on Fox. Every time I've watched Julio
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  Rodriguez go and play, he completely chokes until he goes
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  into a playoff game and he just shows up and actually does what
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  he's supposed to do and be a leader for his organization.
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  I don't care what he is doing and how many records he breaks,
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  just like Alex Rodriguez. Alex Rodriguez, all the great
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  things that he has done in the past until he won a World Series
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  and help the Yankees win a World Series in 2009, no Yankee fan
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  gave a crap. So Rodriguez, go out there and
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  win bowl games and win championships, and then we'll
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  talk about what you've done when it comes to statistics.
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  It's impressive. I think it came on his hundredth
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  Homer of his career, too. Yeah.
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  I mean, it's it, yeah. You're going to be good as as
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  good as you can be. But, you know, as, as we said,
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  winning is is kind of what separates, you know, the the
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  good ones from the great ones. And I mean him and Randy
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  Rosarina that only the seventh players in history in the AL to
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  actually have 20 and 20. So but is that translate into
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  wins and championships? Time will tell.
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  Yeah, they need line up depth and that's why they did the
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  deadline moves because Rodriguez, the problem with him
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  I think throughout his career is when he slumps, he's really
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  slumping. Like it's, it's not like it
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  alright, there's a small slump type thing.
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  He starts off, especially at the beginning of the season, really
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  bad sometimes and like you're saying, fish.
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  Sometimes it takes a while to catch up and then he eventually
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  gets it going. Seattle's pattern like the last
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  couple years has been started really slow and a lot of it has
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  to do with him. And then he has a torrid
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  second-half all of a sudden and he's an MVP candidate, but it's
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  just not consistent enough for a guy making his money.
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  Yeah, I mean, you look at a guy like this and you always hear
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  the five tool players. Well, here's A5 tool player,
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  right? He's getting speed, He has
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  power, he has defense. He he's not hitting 100% for
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  average. He was a little bit better than
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  other years. So he's almost there.
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  They think that he's one of those guys going forwards that's
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  going to be one of the the big guys in the league.
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  Seattle has a chance to prove people right this year about
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  Julio Rodriguez to get his name up there in that echelon.
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  Let's go to the next story here. And inside baseball, there was a
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  first of its kind Bristol Motor Speedway game this weekend that,
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  well, look, big NASCAR people, I guess I'm pretty sure it's
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  NASCAR that it's run over there would obviously love it.
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  You can have more people there than you would have at a
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  baseball game. It's I mean, as a NASCAR fan,
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  you just like normally watch things go around and make left
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  turns all day. So this must have been a lot
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  more fun than that, probably drinking the same amount.
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  It was great, except there was a problem.
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  There was rain. And the reports about what
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  happened on Saturday because the game was eventually postponed
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  until Sunday are hilarious. They were likening it to the
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  Fyre Festival because they ran out of beer, they ran out of
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  food. They didn't tell anyone to go
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  home. Even Kevin Burkhardt on TV
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  didn't know that the game had been called and they were still
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  calling, You know, their rain delay coverage.
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  It was an absolute disaster. Here's a it says right here.
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  Lawyer Lester Tate served as president of State Bar of
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  Georgia. The Bristol game was the MLB
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  version of Firefest. Kevin Burkhardt said We're out
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  of food. So it's really panic time.
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  Not a great first foray into NASCAR stadiums, Errol.
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  I'll tell you, it's an absolute debacle and embarrassment.
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  And, and what did you have? You had Alex Rodriguez and Derek
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  Jeter there. Let's applaud them for showing
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  up there and opening their big fat mouths about the New York
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  Yankees. As we said in the beginning of
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  the show, I I mean, how do you run out of food?
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  How do you run out of all this stuff?
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  You have all this money. I mean, baseball is one of the
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  richest organizations. Speedway and NASCAR is one of
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  the richest organizations in the world and you don't have enough
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  money to feed all the fans? What a joke.
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  That sucks. Well, I don't, I don't think it
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  wasn't. They obviously they didn't plan
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  on the two rain delays, one at the start and then one once they
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  got they got into it. I'm assuming they did because
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  they were expecting there was 85,000 tickets sold or what have
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  you. But yeah, once you get all that,
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  it is kind of a bad look. But you can't expect 2 rain
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  delays. Goop, Joppa.
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  You got you're a multi billion dollar organization.
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  Stock the F up. I mean, seriously, what would Oh
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  well, we didn't know it was going to be rain delays.
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  Get out of here. You're going to tell me Yankee
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  Stadium is going to run out of food if there's six or seven
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  rain delays? Get out of here.
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  What a joke. Multi billion dollar
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  organization, 2 multi billion dollar organizations and they
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  can't figure out how to stock up on food.
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  Arrow You know who didn't run out of hot dog buns?
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  Unlike the Bristol Speedway game of the Bar The BBQ we were at
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  yesterday. That's true too.
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  They. Didn't run out of hot dog.
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  Buns. They didn't have enough
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  hamburgers. That's right.
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  They had hamburger buns and no hamburgers.
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  That's right. We got we got our man Nick Goody
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  in on on the camera once again. How we doing Goody?
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  Did you catch any of the the Bristol game and hear about the
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  epic fail that was Saturday and everyone getting trapped there
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  without any food and everything for hours?
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  I did not. I saw somebody on Twitter
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  posted, I can't remember what his name was, he's well known,
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  but he said this is was a terrible idea.
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  Aside from the news, I didn't. Goody has no woody.
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  They didn't think that one completely through, just saw
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  ticket sales. We got a couple of stories to go
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  we're going to get. Into.
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  Some injuries, injury reports. Start off talking about the
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  Brewers. We just mentioned that Jacob
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  Mesorowski got it, took a liner off the leg from, say, a Suzuki
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  of the Cubs. He's on the aisle with a
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  contusion on the tibia. That sounds painful.
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  I don't know how much more we're going to see him probably the
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  rest of the year. I'm sure we'll get a couple more
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  starts, but they were going to limit his innings anyway.
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  Jackson Cheerio, probably a bigger injury for them, pulled
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  his hamstring, legging out a triple and the third injury,
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  speedy help me out. I forgot the third injury for
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  them. But we'll go back to there's the
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  Red Sox injuries. The big one was their top, one
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  of their top prospects, Marcelo Meyer.
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  Meyer might be out the rest of the season with a wrist injury.
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  Because the other one were for the Brewers.
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  Yeah, and Sal Frelick, another one of my fantasy guys who I
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  traded just in the nick of time. Another lower body injury.
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  You don't want speed guys, Speed guys who have bad legs.
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  Second-half of the year you get rid of those.
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  Guys goes right to fantasy. Oh trust me, always right to
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  fantasy. Tanner help Tommy John, he's
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  been out for a long time. Red Sox were.
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  Really. Yeah, they just announced it
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  too. Yeah, Tommy John, just kind of
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  out of nowhere they announced it.
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  So, you know, there's a couple of those teams are really
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  dealing with it. They're in the middle of hunts.
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  We said that the Brewers didn't really Add all that much of the
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  deadline. Red Sox young team is it?
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  Do you think that these guys can overcome?
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  Yes, this type of injury. The Red Sox, they're not making
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  the playoffs. The Red Sox.
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  Are head of the Yankees right now.
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  No, duh. I mean, everybody should be head
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  of the Yankees. The way the Yankees are playing.
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  I mean, it's absolute garbage baseball.
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  All right, I said it. The Yankees should have been
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  sellers. Yankee fans, you're going to
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  thank me? All you idiots attacking me on
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  social media. You don't know crap.
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  By the way, where's Keith when you need them?
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  I'll bet you 100 bucks the Yankees are going to the ALCS.
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  The Yankees aren't even making the playoffs.
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  Throw up on that one. First of all, the Red Sox are
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  making the playoffs. The fact that their youngster
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  gets hurt, it's a shame. Doesn't really matter.
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  They're not making the playoffs as far as Milwaukee.
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  Milwaukee is going to be fine. I'm not worried about Milwaukee.
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  They're a good they have a good roster, they have a good
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  rotation. They'll figure it out.
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  They'll put it together and they'll make the playoffs and
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  all they got to do is get in, as everybody says, get into the
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  show. And as long as they get healthy
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  at the right time, I think this could be Milwaukee's year.
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  I think it's the Mets and Milwaukee.
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  Watch out for those two teams. I'm not going to be surprised if
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  you see those two teams face off in the NLCSI don't think it's
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  the Dodgers year. Even if the Dodgers get healthy
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  at the right time, I think both teams are dangerous, the Mets
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  and the Milwaukee. Brewers.
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  I'm not worried about the Brewers as much from the
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  pitching standpoint because they have a great system of pitching
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  to in addition to Logan Henderson we talked about
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  earlier in the year that got called back up as a result.
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  Quinn Priestur has been another good youngster for them who they
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  traded for the Red Sox at the start of the year.
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  It's more of their offense. I think it's a little more
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  concerning. I think they needed a little
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  more lineup depth. There's a lot of power and extra
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  base hit stats. They're not really on their
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  side. They've done well recently, but
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  it's sustainable. I don't know the Red Sox, they
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  had a chance with the way they the Yankees are struggling.
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  I think they do more at the deadline.
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  I don't think they did enough necessarily either.
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  Dustin May's good at his peak but is injury prone and Steven
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  Matz is up and down throughout his career as well.
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  And they need a little more lime depth to replace the combined
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  production endeavors. I don't really love what they
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  did and now they might pay the price with these injuries.
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  It's one of those things too, and as goody well knows when you
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  get to this time of year, especially with Miss Roski, I
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  took one off the shin. But this is this is the time of
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  year where if you're protecting somebody, you need to do
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  something it. It's a little thing we like to
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  call in the game, the Phantom DL where it's like it's it's a true
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  thing. It's me personally, I think
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  it's, it's happened a little wise ago right now where you you
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  say what it is and you can retroactive back to what it's,
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  it's just to get their mind right.
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  Like I said earlier with Jason, it's sometimes you just need
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  some time just to get get your mind right, get everything back
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  and you can make those decisions and, and obviously put them on
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  the DL for a reason. But as we well know in the game,
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  it's called the Phantom DL. And I think that may be kind of
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  one of those things they're doing with Mizurowski as far as,
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  yeah, he got hit. So it doesn't look like it's a
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  true Phantom DL to keep his innings down because we knew
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  they were going to do that anyway.
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  So that's always one of those things you see kind of around
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  this time of the year like August and September with
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  younger guys and, and, or guys that are struggling a little bit
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  that you're trying to get back on track for, for the post
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  season, then the run at the end of the season.
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  Breaking news, smell my ass. Yeah, the one guy that no one
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  really has talked about in months because he's been hurt
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  and they didn't sound good when he went down was Michael King.
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  And Michael King, Padres pitcher, you know, he could be
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  the biggest addition to anyone's roster at this point in the
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  season. The Padres went and got Mason
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  Miller. Goody, maybe.
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  Why don't you take this one. What does a healthy Michael King
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  do for the Padres hopes with the the Dodgers?
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  You know, showing some Shanks in the armor with that cold sex.
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  Well, just at the trade deadline, I'm looking through
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  the I'm looking through all the standings now.
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  I know that the trade deadline, Milwaukee blew it out, traded
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  off all of their top prospects like they're actually they're
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  doing it this year. And like you talk about Michael
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  King being one of the best pitchers or whatever at the at
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  the at the trade deadline that somebody that could help him.
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  Of course a healthy Michael King is going to boost any rotation.
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  But I was taking Shane Bieber with Toronto, getting traded to
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  Toronto is another one that people are sleeping on.
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  And I know he's a Cleveland guy. So it sucks.
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  But at the same time, like Toronto went out and they're,
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  they're getting it too now. They traded one of their top
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  pitching prospects as well, but somebody who is maybe a year or
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  two away for reigning AL, Cy Young winner and MV and All Star
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  game MVP. But I think those two guys, you
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  know, you put them on any staff and they're going to instantly
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  boost up your staff. Like you, you're throwing a
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  number, you're throwing an ace. Granted, they're both coming
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  back from injury, but you're throwing 2 aces in the top of
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  your rotation now. And Milwaukee, you know, we
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  talked about the injuries. I mean, they're 2 1/2 games up
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  from not really the strongest division.
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  I mean, I wanted Cincinnati to pull through, but they're 10
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  games back, 4, four games back on the wild card.
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  Don't worry, they still haven't. We talked about the They still
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  haven't. Gotten swept?
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  Yet you're good. Yeah.
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  San Diego, though, I like what they did at the break.
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  I I am, I was happy. I was happy with what they did
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  at the break. And and just like that's what
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  you got to do when you're going all in, you sell, you sell your
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  prospects, you get the top guys. Like I know their team is a lot
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  different now looking than what it did at the beginning of the
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  year, but they're going to, I think they're in they're in
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  prime position to take it. Breaking news I need Britney.
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  AL East, Yeah, I mean, the Yankees have been playing
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  terrible baseball as of late. Kind of sucks, but Boston's not
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  too far out of it. Tanner Hout going down or
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  they're not announcing Tommy John.
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  I mean, I've watched that guy pitch for years now and like the
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  way he throws, it's just to me, it's conducive of of an arm
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  injury. I mean, you you can only throw
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  so many baseballs until you blow.
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  But to me, like he has like a low three quarter slot and he
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  comes here and he's electric. This shit's electric.
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  But at the same time, like I don't know how long that will
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  play. Same with Mesorowski, Like his
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  stuff is so incredible but at the same time like how long can
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  you throw 103 before you know? True.
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  Well before it goes. We got one left here, and this
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  is a fun one, Errol. I bring this story up because
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  you're not going to try to hit a home run off of Jabba
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  Chamberlain. You are going to.
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  Try at some point to steal a base, but imagine you were in
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  Portland when they asked a fan out of the stands to come up to
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  the plate. And then this is what this kid
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  does. Launches it over the fence in
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  front of everybody into the game.
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  One of the coolest moments I've ever seen and at least a semi
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  pro to set to a pro type of a game.
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  Obviously Portland Pickles. Not a professional professional,
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  but one of the coolest things I've seen in a long time.
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  Someone of those dreams that you have Speedy as a fan of the
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  sport, that you can come in there, they call your number and
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  there you are. How much?
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  What is the port? What is the Portland Pickles?
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  That's what I'm saying. I think they're they're just,
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  they're just an independent team.
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  Yeah, like an indie league team. Well how did that go on the stat
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  line like that boy gets called in he just give up a nuke like
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  is it good towards you? ERAI can't believe you gave a
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  kind of. I can't believe he gave up a
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  home run. I think he hit two that day,
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  Bob. What I want to know is who names
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  their team Portland Pickles? OK, Oh, OK, hold on.
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  It's the IT is a collegiate summer baseball wooden bat team
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  based in Portland, OR. Yeah, I definitely made a
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  graphic with it at some point and I'm glad I didn't.
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  Wasn't a good graphic because the Portland Pickles just won a
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  lawsuit against Disney for using their graphic illegally, so they
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  might have some money to not have to get fans to come out of
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  the stands to hit going. Forward a lifetime of Pickles,
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  Speedy. You like Pickles?
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  How? How big do you like your
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  Pickles? Doesn't.
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  Matter. Hey, I like Pickles too.
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  Well, you got to stay away. Funny, funny pickle story.
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  You know, we have a friend named Danny who has been on this show
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  about a week ago and he told me a nice funny story that he used
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  to take dumps and he would go to somebody's house and take their
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  pickle jar and put his dump in in a pickle jar.
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  So when they go and. That's.
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  True story, by the way. True, that's not an educator.
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  It is an. Educator.
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  He was an educator. I don't know if he is still,
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  but. Still.
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  Is all right. Boys, that has been another
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  episode of. I tell you, man, that guy,
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  Danny, you guys got a chance to speak to him.
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  That guy is a unique personality and if you get a chance to have
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  a longer conversation with him, he tells you some of the crazy
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  stories on some of the craziest things he's ever done.
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  You'd probably throw up. So he told me that story when he
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  took me out to dinner one night. So I almost threw up and my
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  pickle was in my dish. I actually like Pickles after
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  that. I probably didn't eat a pickle
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  for like 6 months. I couldn't even look at a pickle
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  after you told me that story. So that's a true story by the
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  way. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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  we call this segment Tic Tac New Tick, tick.
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  Morris right in the butt. We get the prizes cheap because
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  they're stolen. No.
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  No, no, no, no, no, no. I like anal.
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  I'm sure you're doing speedy like that.
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  I'm sure Nathan does like his anal.
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  Duty Dodger. My goodness, you guys are
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  sometimes. That's my favorite one, by the
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  way. Like literally such.
• 19:31
  We need a ranking system of your favorite drops.
• 19:34
  Who in the pink and one in the stink?
• 19:38
  Net's on here. What's up NET?
• 19:42
  Yeah, Nathan, you could come in and play.
• 19:43
  I got to go back off now. There he is.
• 19:46
  Guys, goodie Dobler scoops fish arrow.
• 19:51
  He tasted stuff. Speedy you.
• 19:59
  Know the deal? What do we got coming up here?
• 20:03
  Question. Wise since since Goody arrived,
• 20:05
  we've already talked about. His.
• 20:06
  I hope not. His National League champion
• 20:08
  Cincinnati Reds, we will start with them as they are still the
• 20:11
  only team in baseball that has not been swept this season.
• 20:13
  So in the last 35 years there has been a team that has not
• 20:17
  gotten swept in a season 3 different times, doing it in
• 20:20
  2002, 2004, and just three years ago in 2022.
• 20:24
  Who is that team? Say that again.
• 20:26
  One more. Time So the This team has not
• 20:30
  gotten swept in any series in a season 3 different times 2002
• 20:34
  they did it in 2004 and 2022 just three years ago.
• 20:37
  Who is that team? I I know this is wrong, I'm a
• 20:41
  guess the Astros. It is not the Astros.
• 20:48
  I'll take a guess. What do you got?
• 20:50
  Saint Louis Cardinals? Nope.
• 20:52
  I want to go Texas Rangers. Nope.
• 20:55
  Red Sox. Nope.
• 21:01
  I'm going to go Milwaukee Brewers.
• 21:02
  Nope. Jake and Aaron you can guess as
• 21:07
  well. It's not going to be anybody
• 21:11
  obvious. Sure as shit ain't the Mets.
• 21:16
  I'll let you lick my butt. I guess I'll just.
• 21:21
  Take a guess. As long as she's using dude
• 21:25
  wipes and taking care of my 2. Can you repeat it again for me
• 21:28
  please? No this.
• 21:29
  Team three different times, 2002, 2004 and 2022.
• 21:33
  Went an entire season without getting swept.
• 21:35
  I gave up the booty there. I'm going to go a.
• 21:43
  Lot of hot ladies. Guardians.
• 21:46
  Nope. All right, Aaron, you're the
• 21:48
  last guest left. I.
• 21:49
  Think we're adding time? It is not the Marlins, it was
• 21:52
  Java. Moreland.
• 21:53
  It was Java. Was your Atlanta Braves?
• 21:57
  Shoot. All right, sweetie, where are we
• 21:59
  going? Into the middle.
• 22:01
  That counts as anyone. Should have went with my gut,
• 22:04
  Mercedes. Benz All right, so Micah Parsons
• 22:07
  has 52 1/2 sacks in 63 games, the second fastest with over 50
• 22:12
  sacks in his first four years in his career.
• 22:14
  So there were two other players that did it.
• 22:15
  One of them was Reggie White and the other one did it in night
• 22:19
  from 1980 to 1984. Name this player.
• 22:23
  Gastonol. This is correct very.
• 22:25
  Good fish. Breaking news, I'm putting you
• 22:29
  on a leash now. His daughter was hot, wasn't
• 22:33
  she? I think.
• 22:35
  Breaking news. Give me that chicken.
• 22:37
  Curry chicken Curry. That's funny.
• 22:44
  Chicken Curry. We'll go.
• 22:45
  Back to you. All right.
• 22:47
  Next question. All right, so Luka Doncic is one
• 22:49
  of two active players to record a 40 point triple double.
• 22:53
  Who is the other? Devin Booker.
• 22:55
  And scoops is right. Who's who's that game I.
• 23:00
  Remember. What about Skidmark?
• 23:03
  He barely, he barely got the question finished.
• 23:06
  Wait, he got two. He got both.
• 23:08
  I knew it was. Coming.
• 23:09
  Let's just go on above, you fish.
• 23:12
  I wouldn't. Right there, we'll go middle
• 23:15
  right. This dobber in the dirt all.
• 23:20
  Right. So one of my Hall of Fame
• 23:22
  carryovers from last week, so one on CC Sabathia.
• 23:25
  So he was the second youngest pitcher to win an LDS playoff
• 23:28
  game. Who was the youngest doing so?
• 23:31
  He was a National League pitcher in 1980.
• 23:33
  One that's called sex. Said 1981.
• 23:40
  Was that Fernando mania? Yes, indeed.
• 23:44
  Oh. Yeah.
• 23:47
  Man fish is on fire today. Oh, I took this one tonight,
• 23:50
  boy, Joey, bag of doughnuts over there.
• 23:53
  Joey, bag of doughnuts coming through.
• 23:55
  And there it is. It's a lot of hot ladies.
• 24:00
  And now, ladies and gentlemen, we call this segment A Coal to
• 24:04
  the Pen. I think.
• 24:06
  You can throw a strike on this pitch, it's not going to be much
• 24:08
  on it. Mark feels like jello right now.
• 24:10
  Just get it over the plate. I want him to swing.
• 24:12
  Last time I did that the guy hit one that hasn't landed yet.
• 24:14
  For a call to the pen. Glory hole.
• 24:19
  All right, guys, welcome back to A Call to the Pen.
• 24:25
  I'm calling this episode of A Call to the Pen When you Know.
• 24:29
  It's not your. Year Errol, I think we've been
• 24:32
  talking about this ad nauseam. I got a little read off for you,
• 24:35
  then I'll let the boys take over from here.
• 24:38
  So here we go. Sometimes there are signs that
• 24:41
  it's not your year for the Yankees.
• 24:44
  Perhaps it's all the mental errors, or the fact that Garrett
• 24:46
  Cole was lost before the season, or the fact they went into the
• 24:49
  season without a real third baseman.
• 24:51
  We could go on. Other times it sneaks up on you
• 24:54
  and before you know it, all the meaningful games in the season
• 24:56
  are over as fans many tune out unless they have something
• 24:59
  riding on it. Twins pitcher Joe Ryan, as
• 25:02
  Speedy said earlier tonight, thought he was traded because
• 25:05
  most of his team was being auctioned off like hotcakes at
• 25:07
  the deadline. The Twins, who started hot, are
• 25:10
  punting on the year. Makes me think about a guy like
• 25:13
  Ryan and All Star having a career year and his team doesn't
• 25:16
  have it in them. What must he be thinking for the
• 25:19
  rest of the year? Playing meaningless games.
• 25:21
  Well, to get an inside perspective, all we have to do
• 25:23
  is get the big right-hander on the phone and ask him what
• 25:26
  playing some of those games are like and what it's like when you
• 25:30
  know management is punting on a season that you've put all your
• 25:33
  effort into as we make a call to the pen.
• 25:37
  You want my cream pie? Yeah, No, I was fortunate enough
• 25:41
  that I didn't have that experience a lot and it's tough.
• 25:46
  I've talked to guys that have in it just, it stinks because
• 25:52
  talking to those guys and how it comes off is you start ending up
• 25:56
  playing for yourself and that that gets hard sometimes of not
• 26:01
  trying to come off as selfish. But if if you know, we're out of
• 26:07
  it and we're, it wouldn't and we're punting and we're kind of
• 26:09
  just like, Hey, you know what? We're basically not saying we're
• 26:13
  giving up, but we are and and we don't have a chance and we're
• 26:15
  trying to rebuild or, or whatever the case may be.
• 26:19
  Then it is tough because you obviously don't want to hurt
• 26:22
  yourself because you know, the better you do, no matter if the
• 26:24
  team does well. I mean, it's just like Errol
• 26:26
  says, it's become a business and you don't want to take away from
• 26:29
  that. But it's also hard to to not be
• 26:32
  a team guy and, and want to do that.
• 26:34
  But at the end of the day, you don't want to, you know, cry
• 26:37
  over spilled milk that you got over, you know, everybody was
• 26:41
  gone. And now you you're bummed, but
• 26:43
  you got to go out and still do your job, even though that your
• 26:46
  team may have punted and you may not like it, but you still got
• 26:51
  to go do and, and perform it and do the best you can for yourself
• 26:54
  and your family and, and try to figure something out.
• 26:57
  So I was lucky that I didn't really ever have to have that
• 27:00
  in, in my career to be able to plan, you know, your vacation,
• 27:05
  as soon as that last game's over, you can look at it and
• 27:07
  you're 20 games out in September and be like, boom, OK, you know
• 27:11
  what? Hey, boys, we're going on a boys
• 27:13
  trip October 1st. Let's go, let's get out of here.
• 27:15
  Like you can plan it. So I was lucky that I didn't
• 27:18
  have to do that. So I I know it's tough.
• 27:20
  I know it really is talking to guys where they've had to gone
• 27:22
  through that and like, hey, it's just finished this strong for
• 27:25
  yourself and put yourself in a good situation going into next
• 27:28
  year. The rah rah shish Kumba.
• 27:30
  Goody, same question for you man.
• 27:32
  The trade deadline, my time in New York, we were always buyers,
• 27:36
  so it wasn't too much shuffling around going on there.
• 27:41
  Then in Cleveland, we were in the hunt in 17 and in 18 and
• 27:48
  then in 19, the same, same type of way.
• 27:50
  I didn't really start feeling the playing for yourself type of
• 27:53
  thing until 2020 when I was in Texas.
• 27:57
  And that was more so like we were 20 games back or so and you
• 28:04
  could plan your vacation, like Jabba said.
• 28:05
  I mean, it wasn't anything like it.
• 28:07
  It really was like, you know, you're, you're playing for your
• 28:10
  own next contract is what it was.
• 28:12
  And it sucks because you're not you're going out there and it's,
• 28:16
  it's, it doesn't feel like more it, it was a team felt like, you
• 28:19
  know, obviously we're A-Team, we're playing for each other, da
• 28:21
  da, da da. But like, it's a means to an
• 28:23
  end, right? You're not, you're not winning
• 28:25
  the World Series. You're just trying to get
• 28:27
  through the last few games healthy and then you know,
• 28:30
  charge on the next year and and hopefully they're getting
• 28:33
  another contract or get traded in the offseason.
• 28:36
  Pulled it out of my ass. I, I kind of guessed that that
• 28:39
  was going to be the answer. Guys, you know, it's Errol.
• 28:42
  You might remember this Kobe quote.
• 28:44
  Kobe. They Phil Jackson told Kobe
• 28:46
  there was no I in team Errol. What did what did Kobe say to
• 28:50
  him? There's an I in win.
• 28:53
  Well, not an I and win, he said. There's an M and an E in that
• 28:56
  MFR, Yeah. Well, Kobe, Kobe was all about
• 29:00
  winning and those kind of guys, that's why he they called him
• 29:03
  the black Mamba. He he he ain't like a dual
• 29:06
  personality and it all it all changed everything for the
• 29:09
  Lakers when he decided to do that.
• 29:11
  So I I don't again, like they were saying like like Goody was
• 29:15
  saying you're playing for a contract, you're playing for
• 29:17
  money. These guys are making tons and
• 29:19
  tons of money now. And, and now you look at the
• 29:22
  league and, and the way the week is going, it's going to be
• 29:24
  different when it comes to the end of the season, when you're
• 29:27
  trying to make that that extra buck, as we've been talking
• 29:30
  about, as we all know LeBron James is going to be doing at
• 29:33
  the end of this NBA season, He's going to be looking.
• 29:36
  Yeah, we're just trying to be, you're just trying to be.
• 29:38
  All you're trying to do is get to the end of the year healthy.
• 29:41
  I just, I happen to get DFA before the last series, so I
• 29:44
  didn't actually get to get get through the last series there.
• 29:48
  But yeah, I mean, trade deadline came around, not too many guys
• 29:51
  are, but moving on the Texas Rangers in 2020.
• 29:56
  So it wasn't, it was like, all right, well, we're here.
• 30:00
  Is anybody going to get traded? You know, at that point?
• 30:03
  I think if you're playing on that team as a player, you're
• 30:06
  like, you know, I love my guys here.
• 30:08
  But at the end of the day, like I want to win a World Series, so
• 30:11
  hope I get traded. Not really many guys got traded.
• 30:15
  And next thing you know, come August or or September 28th,
• 30:19
  we're back at home watching the postseason or not even watching
• 30:23
  baseball. And in some, you know, tropical
• 30:25
  island, it is what it is. Sounds like the types of things
• 30:28
  you guys would do when you know it's not your year here on a
• 30:33
  call to the. Pen, just like the Yankees, like
• 30:36
  I've been saying over and over and over again and Yankee fans
• 30:39
  killing me on social media. You don't know what you're
• 30:41
  talking about Keith killing me all over my messenger yes Keith,
• 30:46
  if you listen to the show call the show if you want.
• 30:49
  I would love to hear your take on how this debacle and by the
• 30:53
  way, it's the 8th inning. The Yankees will choke.
• 30:56
  They'll choke, they'll lose this game.
• 30:57
  I'll put money on it. They'll lose the game.
• 30:59
  This is this is just an absolute crock and any Yankee fan that
• 31:03
  believes that the Yankees have a chance to win a World Series
• 31:06
  this year. Guys, I by the way, where are
• 31:09
  the Bleacher creatures when when it comes to when you go when
• 31:12
  you're listening to the games and they're screaming out
• 31:15
  players names? Why aren't they saying things
• 31:17
  out in the outfield that I haven't heard yet about how
• 31:20
  terrible this team has been over the last couple of weeks?
• 31:23
  It's just been a joke. And by the way, I can't wait
• 31:27
  until we get some of these big Yankee riders on the show.
• 31:31
  We have one hopefully coming on very, very soon.
• 31:33
  I, I would love to hear what he thinks about this team and where
• 31:36
  this team is heading in the trash.
• 31:39
  Anyways, just call this segment, dial it up.
• 31:43
  We interrupt this regularly scheduled.
• 31:45
  Hot Mix To bring you important news, we got a big broadcast to
• 31:48
  do here. We're we're about to dial it up.
• 31:52
  I need a blow pop. All right, guys, welcome to Dial
• 31:57
  It Up, everyone's favorite Lightning Round news sports
• 32:01
  segment. We got five stories Errol hasn't
• 32:04
  seen. He's going to have to dial up a
• 32:07
  response to him. The first one, the New York
• 32:10
  Knicks extend forward McHale Bridges.
• 32:14
  Yes, Mikhail Bridges and Knicks agreed to a four year, $150
• 32:18
  million contract extension. According to Shyam Sharania, the
• 32:22
  deal includes a player option for 20/29/20.
• 32:25
  Thirty. Bridges is now ineligible to be
• 32:27
  traded for six months. This is a $6 million discount
• 32:31
  that he took, helping the Knicks stay under both salary cap
• 32:34
  aprons, giving them great flexibility for the upcoming
• 32:37
  season. Also, if Giannis becomes
• 32:39
  available at the trade deadline, those six months are up and
• 32:42
  Bridges could be used in a deal for the Greek Freak.
• 32:45
  Bridges may be the biggest beneficiary of the coaching
• 32:48
  change from Tom Thibodeaux, who played him huge minutes and
• 32:51
  didn't incorporate him well into the offensive game plan.
• 32:55
  Mr. Marks. First of all, Mike Brown is a
• 33:00
  perfect fit for the New York Knicks, especially with McHale
• 33:03
  Bridges and OG and an OB. He believes in defense and team
• 33:06
  defense and perimeter defense. OG and obviously McHale Bridges
• 33:11
  are the best defenders on this team and on this roster besides,
• 33:14
  you know, Mitchell Robinson. I think this was a great move
• 33:17
  for the New York Knicks. It tells you why Leon Rose has
• 33:19
  been one of the best GMs in all of, well, I guess presidents and
• 33:23
  all of basketball. He's done wonders for this team,
• 33:26
  this organization, A-Team that's thrown money year in and year
• 33:29
  out. Many, many mistakes this team
• 33:31
  has made when it comes to contracts.
• 33:33
  And they finally over the last couple of years, he gave RJ
• 33:36
  Barrett a good contract, which was a big move to bring in OG
• 33:40
  and Anobi and then give OG and Anobi I think extended him a
• 33:43
  little bit too much. But every other contract that
• 33:46
  he's given, Mitchell Robinson $60 million contract, Obviously
• 33:51
  Jalen Brunson getting the contract that he just got great
• 33:54
  contract. Now Mikkel Bridges, great
• 33:56
  contract. I I think that this team team
• 33:58
  has the opportunity at the trade deadline if they want to make a
• 34:01
  move for Giannis, they're going to have enough money and enough
• 34:04
  players to pitch to get that deal done.
• 34:07
  Absolute Sam Dunk, great move for the New York Knicks and
• 34:11
  Mikkel Bridges is happy. He's got his coach and he's got
• 34:14
  this roster set up very, very well moving forward for a new
• 34:18
  season for New York Knick basketball.
• 34:19
  Yeah, absolute bargain. 4 years, 150 for a guy that's a good
• 34:22
  three and D guy. And again, it fits very well
• 34:24
  with this team culture, fits very well.
• 34:26
  Even switching coaches now, like he's a guy that could be
• 34:29
  implemented in so many different ways.
• 34:31
  And again, you were brought it up a couple weeks ago.
• 34:33
  It's kind of a random clause that the Knicks were trying to
• 34:35
  figure out. But it seemed like that was
• 34:37
  either something very small or something that the Knicks were
• 34:38
  able to get resolved quickly. And Leon Rose does an amazing
• 34:41
  job with just getting really all these bargain contracts.
• 34:43
  They inherited towns. And then like you said, Ogi
• 34:46
  Ananobi was the only one. They gave a little more than you
• 34:48
  would think market value wise too, but they got bargains
• 34:50
  everywhere else. So why does it matter?
• 34:51
  They got a bargain for Karl Anthony Towns, too.
• 34:54
  I know what. Did they give up for Carl
• 34:55
  Anthony Town? Oh no, they fleece the day they
• 34:57
  did. But hey, guess what?
• 34:59
  Karl Anthony Towns has to show himself in the playoffs until he
• 35:02
  does that. But this?
• 35:03
  This is a great move. And Leon Rose is an absolute
• 35:06
  slam dunk as a president of this team.
• 35:09
  Best president the Knicks have had in over 45 years.
• 35:13
  Slam dunk. Hard to argue with that.
• 35:16
  I'm pretty happy about it, especially if it does lead to 1
• 35:20
  Mr. and Teddy Kupo coming to. Me.
• 35:23
  Well, if it happened. I mean, it does give them the
• 35:25
  chance to get them though, You know, now you have that
• 35:27
  contract. That is a controllable contract
• 35:29
  that teams would want. All right, here we go.
• 35:31
  Next story. Oh, we got a baseball 1.
• 35:34
  We've had a lot of baseball tonight.
• 35:35
  I saved this one for the end because I can't believe it.
• 35:38
  The Astros accused the Red Sox of stealing sides.
• 35:43
  Yes, the Astros benches cleared at Fenway between on Saturday
• 35:48
  between the Astros and Red Sox after well travelled Astros
• 35:52
  pitcher Hector Naris and Red Sox third base coach Kyle Hudson
• 35:55
  started the shouting match at the end of the 7th inning.
• 35:58
  Nerys apparently was accusing Red Sox shortstop Trevor Story
• 36:01
  of relaying signs to the coach at the end of the inning,
• 36:04
  leading to players and coaches taking the field and holding
• 36:07
  players back. Nerys intentionally balked Story
• 36:11
  over to 3rd to prevent him from tipping his pitches.
• 36:15
  The irony of the Astros accusing an Alex Cora LED team seems to
• 36:22
  have no limits. As many of us remember they're
• 36:25
  very tainted. 2017 World Series title Errol.
• 36:30
  Dial it up. What an absolute joke.
• 36:34
  The Astros complaining about team stealing signs?
• 36:38
  Batting up buckets in the back of their clubhouse?
• 36:42
  Give me a break. And the Red Sox.
• 36:44
  We all know Alex Kor is a cheater, as we've heard many,
• 36:48
  many times. That's why he got fired.
• 36:50
  That's why he got fined, that's why he got suspended.
• 36:52
  Alex Kors A cheater. Carlos Beltran's a cheater at
• 36:55
  that whole organization's a cheater.
• 36:57
  The Red Sox, the Yankees, everybody cheats, but why is the
• 37:00
  Astros coming out and complaining about teams
• 37:03
  cheating? The Yankees got screwed because
• 37:06
  of the Astros for the cheating, that debacle of an ALCS, and
• 37:11
  again, the Astros organization trying to find a way.
• 37:14
  We got Reggie Jackson working for the Astros right now.
• 37:17
  Is he trying to find to find a way ready to deploy something of
• 37:21
  complaining of an organization? Reggie Jackson, a Yankee working
• 37:25
  for the Astros? What a joke.
• 37:27
  Well yeah, cuz he got kicked out of the front office with the.
• 37:29
  Yankees, that's true too. Yes, that's true too.
• 37:32
  Yeah. But no, it is, it is very, very
• 37:36
  interesting how that and it was literally, you know, him doing
• 37:40
  the block and then him chirping at the third base coach and he
• 37:42
  was laughing it off. Like, come on, man.
• 37:44
  Like it is what it is. It's part of the game.
• 37:47
  We saw it. I don't know if you guys have
• 37:49
  been watching the Little League World Series.
• 37:50
  It happened at the end of the game too.
• 37:52
  Like it's part of the game. And you know, you got guys that
• 37:55
  are talking to the young guy KP who, you know, played in the big
• 37:58
  leagues. You got Berkey, you got guys
• 38:00
  that that's part of the game. And it's if you get pissed about
• 38:04
  it, grow up like it's. Kyle Hudson played in the big
• 38:06
  leagues, too. Yeah, they're their first base
• 38:10
  coach. He's actually my, one of my
• 38:11
  coaches in Cleveland. I, I, I saw just briefly a lot
• 38:16
  of this stuff. I feel like this happened over
• 38:17
  the weekend, right? Saturday.
• 38:20
  Yeah, I mean, I'm, I'm like, I was dying trying to figure out
• 38:23
  what the hell is going on with Cleveland against the Rockies.
• 38:25
  But I mean, I'll do the job of like, as he said, like that's
• 38:32
  part of the game. We still signs in the collegiate
• 38:34
  league. You're going to steal signs
• 38:35
  here. I like, I like the fact that
• 38:40
  it's cliche like that, that the Astros are now coming at the Red
• 38:43
  Sox. You know, I think it's kind of
• 38:45
  funny. I always thought, you know, I
• 38:47
  always thought the Red Sox cheated.
• 38:49
  We knew the Astros cheated, but I always thought the Red Sox
• 38:51
  cheated. I thought at the time in 2016,
• 38:53
  there was little, there was a, a rumor going around that the
• 38:56
  Toronto Blue Jays had buzzers in their back pocket or like in the
• 39:01
  hotel room out there, guys were flipping lights to, to tip
• 39:05
  pitches. So like.
• 39:08
  It was the one dude in center field supposedly at the Rodgers
• 39:11
  center. Yeah, in, in like behind the
• 39:13
  black glass, in like center field.
• 39:16
  Yeah, or there was the one. Was it in Houston too, where the
• 39:19
  guy was in the bullpen, like waving his arms around?
• 39:21
  Like, well, remember when and then when and when Philly won?
• 39:24
  When Philly won the World Series, they had walkie talkies.
• 39:27
  Yeah, I mean, it's dude, it's just a you can't stop it like.
• 39:34
  What are you, MC Hammer? You know what you know that pops
• 39:36
  into my head every single time I, I, I think of these stories
• 39:40
  with the Astros, that song by Alanis Morissette.
• 39:43
  Remember that? Isn't it ironic?
• 39:45
  Remember that song? That that song. 10,000 spoons
• 39:48
  and all you need is a knife. That song is like perfect for
• 39:52
  the Houston Astros. Are you kidding me?
• 39:54
  What a joke. Stop bitching and moaning Alex.
• 39:57
  Korra too, please. Could have towards absolute
• 40:01
  ridiculousness stupid. Couldn't believe it.
• 40:04
  Here we go. Here's another one that's funny.
• 40:06
  That's the shot from the track. I heard about.
• 40:08
  This Oh my goodness Kenny Bednarek shoves Noah Lyles after
• 40:12
  Lyles taunted him in the 200 meter US final. 2025's top
• 40:17
  runner had been Kenny Bednarek up until the finals US
• 40:20
  Championships on Sunday in Oregon.
• 40:23
  Bednarek has beaten Lyles in our last two meetings in the 200
• 40:26
  loss to Lyles by by point O 4 seconds looks a lot farther here
• 40:33
  on the camera because as it was happening, Lyle's staring back
• 40:37
  at him mean mugging him on his way across the finish line,
• 40:41
  which led to Ben Merrick then giving him a two hand shove and
• 40:45
  a whole bunch of I'll tell you if you got a problem, I expect
• 40:49
  to call hold me back type of stuff on the track at the end of
• 40:53
  the 200 finals. If you remember, Lyle's caught
• 40:57
  COVID and still got a bronze medal running the 200.
• 41:01
  Bednarik got silver in that race and Lyles was the gold medalist
• 41:05
  in the 100 in Paris. Errol.
• 41:09
  Dial you know what's so funny? Where is tyree kill from all
• 41:13
  these stories? I mean, seriously, I I mean,
• 41:16
  this is perfect for Tyree kill to just just reappear while this
• 41:21
  is going on. It's an absolute funny joke.
• 41:24
  And Noah Lyles is the fastest man in the world.
• 41:27
  He he is, he ran the 50. He won the fastest man.
• 41:30
  He's he's Usain Bolt right now until we see another Olympics.
• 41:35
  But when you hear a story like this and the shoving and the
• 41:37
  pushing, it's great. It's great for the sport.
• 41:40
  You want to see something like this, It brings the sport center
• 41:44
  stage. Track and field is is a sport
• 41:47
  that's really known for the Olympics.
• 41:48
  Nobody cares about at it right now.
• 41:50
  It doesn't matter if it's United States championship or the world
• 41:53
  championship. All anybody cares about when it
• 41:55
  comes to track and field is how many gold medals you have in the
• 41:58
  Olympics. And then you see this.
• 42:00
  This is great for the sport. It brings the sport center
• 42:03
  stage. So nobody, no Elias anyone
• 42:06
  should be complaining and Tyree Kill stop dancing around like a
• 42:10
  chicken. Seriously, I'm watching this guy
• 42:14
  on YouTube. These stupid videos that this
• 42:17
  guy does in the offseason. This guy is a complete jokester.
• 42:23
  Honestly, my name sheet. Miami should just cut this
• 42:25
  idiot. He is a complete idiot.
• 42:27
  Him and his stupid podcast too. Stupid, dumb.
• 42:31
  Well, I want to mention, I want to mention how people will say,
• 42:33
  of course, that apparently it was all, I don't know how true
• 42:35
  it is. It was all set up, the race
• 42:36
  between him and Noah Lyles. But of course Noah Lyles
• 42:39
  apparently backed out because of things like this.
• 42:42
  He's getting ready for, you know, of course, actual Olympic
• 42:44
  professional races, or not Olympic races, but professional
• 42:47
  races that actually pertain to his profession, to him actually
• 42:51
  being a very athletic sprinter, not against Tyree Kill.
• 42:54
  And I know other people might be aware of the fact.
• 42:56
  That come on, you wouldn't want to see Noah Lyles against Tyree.
• 42:59
  100% I knew it would be so fun. People talking about how Noah
• 43:03
  Lyles is supposedly dodging and ducking Tyree kill because of
• 43:07
  him being scared because like I said, apparently a race was
• 43:09
  already set up between them but Noah apparently backed out.
• 43:12
  People calling him scared. It doesn't matter.
• 43:14
  It doesn't matter if he doesn't want to race Tyree kill, he'll
• 43:16
  instantly instantly does Tyree. Kill dude so go on YouTube.
• 43:21
  I watch the high school kid Juke Tyree kill when he was trying to
• 43:26
  defend him. I I saw him Juke him and this
• 43:30
  guy outran him down the field. He thinks he could beat Noah
• 43:33
  Lyles in a race. What a joke.
• 43:36
  I would I'd pay to see it because it'll never happen.
• 43:39
  He would blow him out of the war.
• 43:40
  Noah Lyles would blow him. In the 60, not the hundred, he
• 43:43
  said. The 60, right?
• 43:45
  I don't. Care what he wrote, Hill ran the
• 43:47
  100 in like 10.1 and change or something like that, which is
• 43:52
  incredible, but it's not like Noah Lyle speed.
• 43:56
  It's not that not going to be at the top levels of track or
• 44:00
  anything like that. It's amazing that he could do
• 44:02
  that, but let's face it, he's not.
• 44:04
  He can't repeat joke. There's no way.
• 44:06
  He embarrassed himself on social media posting that was
• 44:09
  embarrassing, he said. You think it's bad him getting
• 44:12
  juked? Remember the story we did where
• 44:14
  he got pressed by a a woman of like a mother?
• 44:17
  I was just going to make some like.
• 44:18
  Kid at his All Star camp and then he broke her leg trying to
• 44:22
  like do the next Rep with her. Don't you remember this is the
• 44:25
  same Tyree kill. She apparently not that.
• 44:28
  Very last off. Season she apparently.
• 44:30
  Not definitely happened. Dude, he is a clown.
• 44:33
  If you watch anything on YouTube what he does, he is a clown.
• 44:37
  I don't know how Miami still has him on the roster.
• 44:40
  They got Jalen Waddle, they don't need him.
• 44:42
  He is a clown. He is just an absolute.
• 44:45
  Speed kills though, you know speed kills.
• 44:47
  And if he killed, take the top off the defense.
• 44:49
  He's going to play until he can't.
• 44:51
  Just how it is. All right, let's talk about a
• 44:53
  guy he was underrated, Errol. Underrated defensive lineman on
• 44:59
  perhaps the best defense in 2025.
• 45:02
  The Denver Broncos extend All Pro D lineman Zach Allen on a
• 45:06
  four year, $102 million deal, 69.5 million guaranteed.
• 45:12
  He was a third round pick of the Cardinals.
• 45:15
  I know you're excited, Goody. Don't get too excited.
• 45:17
  There's more to read here. Third round pick of the
• 45:19
  Cardinals. They let him go after solid but
• 45:22
  unspectacular years, and he's just been unstoppable since he's
• 45:26
  been on the Broncos. They move him around the D line.
• 45:28
  He had 8 1/2 sacks, a career high 61 tackles from playing
• 45:32
  inside and a whopping 40 quarterback hits.
• 45:36
  The Broncos return in already elite defense with reigning
• 45:38
  Defensive Player of the Year Patrick Sertin Junior.
• 45:41
  They added Dre Greenlaw to LA, Noah Hufonga and first round
• 45:46
  corner Jade Baron to the squad this season.
• 45:50
  Errol. Dial it.
• 45:52
  First of all, he reminds me of a young Jared Allen who just was
• 45:55
  just inducted into a Hall of Fame.
• 45:57
  He's special. The fact that it's, it's very
• 46:00
  typical that the Cardinals gave up on a player.
• 46:03
  He goes to another organization and this guy becomes a
• 46:05
  superstar. Very typical for the Arizona
• 46:08
  Cardinals, but it's a great story.
• 46:10
  And and he they actually got him on the cheap, $102 million for
• 46:14
  four years. That's a great deal for one of
• 46:16
  the better defensive ends at all of football.
• 46:19
  He's special and and again, Sean Payne's not a defensive mighty
• 46:22
  coach and how he's transitioned this team in the last 2 1/2
• 46:26
  years is, is really incredible. He's got Bo Nicks.
• 46:29
  I think Bo Nicks is only going to elevate and become even
• 46:32
  better of a quarterback. Don't be surprised if you hear
• 46:35
  that Bo Nicks is a top five, top six quarterback in the league
• 46:38
  this year. I seen a lot of great things of
• 46:40
  what the the Broncos are doing this offseason.
• 46:42
  I love this defense. This is going to be a top three
• 46:46
  defense this year. They added some nice pieces in
• 46:49
  the offseason. I, I wouldn't be surprised if
• 46:52
  they win the division. Take that.
• 46:54
  I think they can win the division as good as this team.
• 46:57
  And, and by the way, I, I love what they did with the the wide
• 47:01
  receiver, what they did with Courtland, Courtland Sutton, it
• 47:06
  was a great deal that he got in the offseason.
• 47:08
  I, I love everything about the Broncos.
• 47:10
  I think they could be a surprise team in the AFC.
• 47:13
  Yeah, this is one of the most well-rounded overall defensive
• 47:15
  lineman in the league. With the Cardinals, he was kind
• 47:17
  of a bigger edge and then they used him as that and kind of
• 47:19
  emerged quickly as rookie year. He was a third round pick, but
• 47:22
  probably a lot of people thought a late first round, early second
• 47:24
  round prospect. Like you're saying, Errol
• 47:26
  Arizona drafts well and doesn't know how to develop players
• 47:28
  properly and especially on defense.
• 47:30
  I got like to go for a lot of these hybrids.
• 47:31
  But he emerged quickly, nicely. They should have never let him
• 47:33
  go. And this was on a team that had
• 47:35
  like, purged everything after they were allegedly tanking and
• 47:38
  they had the number one pick when they drafted Kyler Murray
• 47:40
  and they lost everything. And the Broncos have emerged
• 47:42
  into another level where he's been one of the most underrated,
• 47:44
  like all pro defensive tackles for a while in a 3-4 defense
• 47:47
  mind a lot of the time. Just think the Broncos, Sean
• 47:51
  Payne goes to the team. Russell Wilson got that
• 47:53
  extension, that big contract. Sean Payne gets rid of Russell
• 47:57
  Wilson and in like 2 years changed that organization right
• 48:01
  around. That's why Sean Payton was
• 48:04
  traded for first round pick. So I I know a lot of people
• 48:08
  didn't like the move and question the Broncos for doing
• 48:11
  it. Now you see why Sean Payton's
• 48:13
  one of the best managers, not best coaches in all of football,
• 48:16
  and it slimmed off and this was a.
• 48:17
  Defense to remember that it changed defensive coordinators
• 48:20
  after after their first year EO Rivero goes from the Broncos
• 48:23
  against that big contract with the Panthers when I think that
• 48:25
  rule was still there or I think it was Matt Ruler was still
• 48:28
  there and then they switched. Nebraska baby.
• 48:30
  Yeah, yes, Nebraska now and they've had three different
• 48:33
  coordinators the last three years and Allen has put up great
• 48:35
  production pressure numbers, run defense numbers pretty much
• 48:39
  every year so far. Very well deserved.
• 48:41
  I think this is absolutely. And for all you Jet fans, who
• 48:44
  did The Jets hire as their GM? Sarah Mugi.
• 48:47
  That's right. And where does he come from?
• 48:49
  The Broncos, Nuff said. Slam dog, you know, as as a
• 48:54
  scheme guy, you look at Allen and you could play him as a
• 48:57
  defensive end, You could play him as a three tech defensive
• 49:00
  tackle. You can have him two gap in the
• 49:02
  34 scheme, which means that you can have linebackers fly around
• 49:06
  and they have an all pro linebacker and Nick Benito as
• 49:09
  well that they can move around the line they can bridge from.
• 49:12
  Different as a Jet fan, but. That's crazy.
• 49:16
  And then you have certain Jade Baron from Texas who's kind of
• 49:20
  like going to be able to play inside and out as well.
• 49:23
  That is a scary defense and in my opinion might be the top
• 49:27
  fantasy defense this year. And no one's going to rank them
• 49:30
  that high. So I I'm going to be on that one
• 49:33
  myself. I think one story.
• 49:34
  Left, I think there are three teams to watch this year.
• 49:37
  I, I, I'm not saying this because I'm a Jet fan.
• 49:39
  You watch The Jets because I like what The Jets have
• 49:41
  together. The Broncos and the Eagles.
• 49:44
  Those are the three teams to watch this year.
• 49:46
  All three teams are going to be absolutely beasts.
• 49:48
  I'm just. Saying I will.
• 49:50
  I will say before we go on fish, you mentioned Jared Allen.
• 49:52
  If you guys haven't listened to his Hall of Fame speech,
• 49:56
  fantastic. Unbelievable.
• 49:58
  He's fantastic. We I would love to get Jared
• 50:00
  Allen on the. Show what a player he.
• 50:02
  Was that's a That's fisherman Jared Allen.
• 50:04
  According to our friend Pete Burstick, that's true.
• 50:06
  He did, he says. He's a big fisherman.
• 50:08
  Big time fisherman. I I don't think the fish stand a
• 50:12
  chance against him. Well, there's two more guys that
• 50:14
  wouldn't stand his chance against Yes, that's John Cena
• 50:18
  and the once again champion of the WWE, Cody Rhodes, who
• 50:24
  defeats him to win the title at SummerSlam.
• 50:27
  Cody Rhodes avenges his WrestleMania defeat to John Cena
• 50:32
  Sunday night. On night 2 of SummerSlam at
• 50:34
  MetLife Stadium, Rhodes defeated Cena clean in the middle of the
• 50:39
  ring. Cena, who turned he deal that
• 50:41
  means being a bad guy before winning his record 17th title at
• 50:45
  WrestleMania. Mostly turned back by the the
• 50:48
  backs of being a good guy by the end of the night as he honorably
• 50:52
  passed the torch to Cody then. Brock.
• 50:55
  Lesnar's music hit and the thought to be Banished Superstar
• 51:01
  came down and F5 John Cena setting up one last duel between
• 51:06
  the Goat and the Beast Incarnate before Cena calls it a career.
• 51:13
  Errol, you said that you could be a great and I agree with you
• 51:17
  great bad guy heel wrestling manager.
• 51:21
  I want to hear this promo when you.
• 51:25
  Dial it up. Well, if I was John Cena and I
• 51:28
  was his manager in a corner, I'd say what APU?
• 51:33
  I'm not going to say all right, I'll say it pussy.
• 51:36
  All right, right, that's all I'm going to say with that.
• 51:38
  As far as I'm concerned with the wrestling, go check on real on
• 51:42
  net Netflix, if you really want to go and check out some
• 51:46
  garbage, go watch that. That is absolute garbage.
• 51:51
  Now, as far as Cody, Cody Rhodes, what a joke.
• 51:55
  One of the most overrated champions the WWE has ever had.
• 52:00
  I was about to say F because that's what they were before
• 52:02
  they they got sued. Vince McMahon gone the WWE joke.
• 52:08
  I will say the storylines are a little bit better with Triple H
• 52:11
  running the organization. I'm not going to lie about that.
• 52:13
  I think Triple H has done a fantastic job bringing in money
• 52:16
  and and kind of transitioning it from a from the McMahon family.
• 52:20
  But I mean Brock Lesnar. I don't want to see fat Brock
• 52:24
  Lesnar trouncing and pouncing outside and coming back to
• 52:28
  wrestling. That idiot should not be.
• 52:31
  He should never even step foot in AWWE ring again after all the
• 52:35
  back, the back that she's gotten off and outside of the ring.
• 52:39
  There were a lot of things that Brock Lesnar stands for and
• 52:42
  being professional is not one of them.
• 52:44
  The only thing I I think I could really picture and point out
• 52:48
  what he's doing right now is banging Sable.
• 52:50
  That's about it. Well, I think the reason why we
• 52:55
  haven't seen Brock Lesnar is because he was banging other
• 52:58
  people and that's why. That's true too, by the way.
• 53:00
  Have you ever seen his daughter? Vince McMahon may have arranged
• 53:03
  his daughter is Lesnar A. Wig on.
• 53:06
  Which is why Vince McMahon's not around either.
• 53:08
  They're all related to each other and it's really surprising
• 53:11
  who's. Bending who over now?
• 53:13
  And well, here's the thing though, they always have these
• 53:15
  like press conferences afterwards, They did not have
• 53:18
  one after Brock. Lesnar, I'm sure.
• 53:20
  And they clearly didn't want to do it.
• 53:22
  And then Triple H, when they asked him about it, that John
• 53:25
  Cena had a list of guys that he wanted put it all on John Cena.
• 53:28
  It's not my fault we wanted Brock.
• 53:30
  I don't want to take any part of it, but we're going to make the
• 53:32
  money off whose. Thumbs going up.
• 53:33
  Whose ass? That's what I want to know.
• 53:36
  That's that's amateur wrestling, not professional wrestling.
• 53:39
  That's what they do, dude. Amateur Brock Lesnar looks like
• 53:41
  a fat pig. You're out of your mind saying
• 53:44
  call. First off, calling Brock Lesnar
• 53:46
  fat is is would make me like shake a little bit because I
• 53:50
  would be petrified. That's the biggest, scariest
• 53:52
  dude. The biggest, the scariest dude.
• 53:56
  Lay on he. Makes John Cena look like a
• 53:57
  Midget. Any anybody.
• 54:00
  First of all, John Cena is not as big as you think he is.
• 54:03
  I mean, I've seen him in person. He's not his big foot.
• 54:06
  Yeah, I know. But he's he's he's not really
• 54:08
  that big. When you look at The Rock in
• 54:10
  person, that mother you know what is big think.
• 54:13
  Cena's Cena might be able functionally, you know, so some
• 54:17
  guys you see in the gym and you're like, how is that guy
• 54:20
  able to lift as much weight as he does?
• 54:22
  Cena's that guy. David, they've said he's the
• 54:24
  strongest guy that they've worked with.
• 54:26
  Like even Paul said that Big show is like he's basically like
• 54:30
  he picked him up and he goes. I felt comfortable like he goes.
• 54:33
  It was like I was taking a nap. Like he said, he was the most
• 54:35
  comfortable when he lifted him. Up, mind you, Jabba.
• 54:37
  That's someone who's wrestled someone like Mark Henry at one
• 54:40
  point. The World's Strongest Man.
• 54:41
  Yeah, the world's strong at ASS. That's about it.
• 54:44
  Let's move on. Well.
• 54:45
  Actually saw Mark Henry one time at a hotel in Rochester.
• 54:49
  Yeah, who was sucking? Who's a massive?
• 54:50
  He is massive. He has another.
• 54:54
  There's a lot of there's. A dark chocolate, right?
• 54:57
  Yeah. Big, sexy, sexual.
• 54:59
  Chocolate, there's a lot of sexy background about that man, too.
• 55:03
  So I think wrestling, there's a lot of storylines behind the
• 55:06
  scenes of what's going on, you know, with Vince McMahon in
• 55:10
  that. Unreal, by the way, is great.
• 55:12
  I don't know what you're talking about.
• 55:13
  I I watch all. That you know, you know what I'm
• 55:16
  watching and I think you guys will probably think I'm a little
• 55:18
  weird. I'm, I'm, I'm watching build the
• 55:21
  band, building a band. That's what I've been.
• 55:25
  What, Isn't that the Diddy show? No, no, no, no.
• 55:28
  There's, there's, it's building the band.
• 55:31
  It's like they're building like. Building the band too.
• 55:34
  No, Diddy. No, there's no no.
• 55:35
  No, no, no. No, you got no Backstreet Boys
• 55:38
  and stuff like that. It's it's actually interesting.
• 55:40
  I mean, I like good voices. I watch the voice in American
• 55:44
  Idol. I'm in.
• 55:45
  I'm into it. I'm into it.
• 55:47
  What? Everything is rigged, Everything
• 55:49
  is rigged. What are the reaction?
• 55:51
  So you know what I've been watching and check out the train
• 55:54
  wreck. I've been watching a lot of the
• 55:56
  there's like a. There's all different.
• 55:58
  Episodes. I've been watching all the
• 56:00
  different good ones. Yeah, I've been watching it.
• 56:02
  The Woodstock 99 one was, yeah, that was good.
• 56:05
  The train wreck that was that. Was the balloon boy remember
• 56:07
  that one? I checked that one.
• 56:08
  Bubble boy, Bubble boy, Bubble boy.
• 56:10
  That's that's what it. Was Yeah.
• 56:12
  Was that the balloon boy? You mean?
• 56:13
  Yeah. No, I'm sorry.
• 56:14
  Yeah, the balloon boy. Balloon boy.
• 56:15
  Yeah, that's right. Do you think Bristol Speedway
• 56:18
  will be 1? It should.
• 56:20
  Be well, they've got like 7 documentaries on the fire
• 56:23
  festival, you know? Oh, by the way, I was at that
• 56:26
  Woodstock, by the way. 99. I was at that Woodstock, yes.
• 56:30
  I watched it on paper. I was at that Woodstock and I
• 56:33
  was the things that I saw at that Woodstock.
• 56:37
  That's why Woodstock. Were we never 1516?
• 56:39
  I was about 16, yeah. So and I, I got a chance to
• 56:44
  experience it. It was fun, I can tell you that.
• 56:48
  I was actually 17 actually. Hey, Errol, what did what did it
• 56:52
  smell like over there? Dude it smelt like armpits smell
• 56:58
  everywhere you go and the way these people were like sleeping
• 57:01
  in the mud when the rain was coming.
• 57:04
  Dude DMX was the best. By the way, DMX had the crowd
• 57:08
  going crazy and he was like, where am I screaming it and
• 57:14
  stuff like that. People were going crazy when DMX
• 57:16
  came out. I saw the Red Hot Chili Peppers
• 57:18
  at the end, like the last part of the concert when everything
• 57:22
  started to break out. Dude, the stuff that was going
• 57:25
  on, outset of all the different stages where people were not
• 57:29
  seeing, and you'll probably never know, absolute
• 57:32
  ridiculousness. Not enough security guards, not
• 57:35
  enough cops. It was dangerous.
• 57:37
  There were things that I was seeing.
• 57:39
  Well, they were lighting everything on fire by the last
• 57:41
  day, right? Girls, the girls were not in a
• 57:44
  good position. There was a lot of it wasn't
• 57:46
  safe at all for the women that were there.
• 57:49
  It was it was scary. If I was a dad and I had and I
• 57:53
  had a daughter, I would I definitely, I definitely
• 57:56
  wouldn't want my kids to go to anything like that.
• 57:59
  It was horrible what I saw not, not something that Woodstock or
• 58:03
  anybody would post up and show what was going on behind the
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  scenes, just so you know. Anyways, All right, ladies and
• 58:10
  gentlemen, final segment of the night.
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  What's that smell? Hold up, what is that smell?
• 58:16
  What's that? Smell.
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  Wow. You don't see that.
• 58:23
  Every day job I just read that it just popped right off.
• 58:27
  I didn't even see it until you popped it right off.
• 58:29
  It was like popping a bubble, A bubble, a blue bubble, whatever
• 58:33
  the hell it is anyways, we might as well get it done.
• 58:36
  I, I want to say something. I am very, very tired.
• 58:39
  I'm a little washed up with everything that's gone on over
• 58:42
  the last couple of days, especially over the weekend.
• 58:44
  So I, I definitely want to do this because I got a story to
• 58:48
  tell you guys. But if you guys don't know this,
• 58:51
  we're going to go around in a circle and we're going to tell a
• 58:53
  story and we're going to tell you what it smells like.
• 58:56
  It could smell like daisies or it could smell like Speedy's
• 58:59
  ass. Whatever it smells like, make
• 59:02
  sure it is a little bit unique like Speedy's takes, that's for
• 59:05
  sure. So we'll go fish first, scoop
• 59:09
  second, Goody third, Speedy 4th, Jabba 5th, me 6th.
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  Are you guys ready? Do it.
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  Let's go. All right, get the music.
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  Going my pinky is bigger than yours.
• 59:25
  For you, police in College Park, GA tell ESPN they've arrested
• 59:32
  Delbert Carver on Saturday after he threw a bright green light
• 59:39
  Saber shaped sex toy on to the court at a WNBA game between the
• 59:47
  Golden State Valkyries in the Atlanta Dream at the Gateway
• 59:50
  Center Arena. He faces counts of disorderly
• 59:53
  conduct, public indecency, indecent exposure and criminal
• 59:58
  trespass. He was booked and released late
• 1:00:02
  on Sunday on an undisclosed bond.
• 1:00:05
  The WNBA said that their arrest was made in the case.
• 1:00:07
  The safety and well-being of everyone in our arenas is a top
• 1:00:10
  priority for the league. Objects of any kind.
• 1:00:13
  Thrown on to the court or in the seating area can pose a safety
• 1:00:17
  risk for players, game officials and fans.
• 1:00:21
  Well, I don't know about the safety risk, but it was
• 1:00:24
  certainly really, really embarrassing and I can't believe
• 1:00:28
  that we're still talking about it, which makes it even funnier.
• 1:00:31
  What does it smell like? It smells like the cheese under
• 1:00:36
  Ron Jeremy's old set. Beautiful.
• 1:00:41
  Didn't he just pass away? Well, that would make it smell
• 1:00:45
  even worse than, wouldn't it? That would.
• 1:00:48
  So going over back actually to the fish's last topic on Dial it
• 1:00:52
  Up, I'm actually going to be talking about some Summer Slam
• 1:00:55
  because as we know that the two night event over at Summer Slam
• 1:00:58
  over at MetLife Stadium wrapped up with over 113,000 in
• 1:01:02
  attendance. You know, I have to say this
• 1:01:05
  past this past year, SummerSlam Fish of course mentioned the
• 1:01:09
  Brock Lesnar return, of course, the the John Cena and Cody
• 1:01:12
  Rhodes match, all everything from top to finish was just way
• 1:01:15
  better than of course, the WrestleMania that we had this
• 1:01:17
  past year over an allegiance stadium over in Vegas,
• 1:01:21
  WrestleMania 41. It shot the bed and that's
• 1:01:23
  that's all I could say really. It shot the bed and SummerSlam
• 1:01:25
  really picked it up. It really delivered on a lot
• 1:01:28
  more of the matches. Some of the matches weren't as
• 1:01:30
  entertaining, unlike all of the all of the matches we're on
• 1:01:34
  WrestleMania 41. Of course you had Seth Rollins
• 1:01:37
  cash in on one of his arch rivals right now, CM Punk to win
• 1:01:40
  the world title. Very, very nice nice defining
• 1:01:44
  moment to finish off night one. Of course, night 2, like I
• 1:01:46
  mentioned with fish, bring him back Cowboy Brock Lesnar, as
• 1:01:50
  they like to call him nowadays with his old cowboy hat and his
• 1:01:53
  whole cowboy get up. I got to say like I said it it
• 1:01:56
  it that miles and miles way better than this past
• 1:01:59
  WrestleMania, which is pretty, pretty disappointing.
• 1:02:02
  The fact that they built, they build the WrestleMania as the
• 1:02:06
  Super Bowl of WWE. So what does it smell like?
• 1:02:08
  What smells like the worms that if anybody remembers the
• 1:02:13
  Boogeyman, a very childhood, very great wrestler that I used
• 1:02:16
  to love watching. I don't know about great
• 1:02:18
  wrestling, but smells like the the crap that he takes after
• 1:02:22
  eating a handful of his worms. So there we go.
• 1:02:26
  Rikishi stink face. And mixed with rikishi stink
• 1:02:30
  face maybe who who knows, maybe he was eating some.
• 1:02:32
  Of that, there we go. Another rock relative you,
• 1:02:36
  another one of the. Me, yeah.
• 1:02:39
  You are next shooting. I just scoured Twitter and I
• 1:02:41
  found my my, what's that smell? As you know, I've been super
• 1:02:45
  busy as of late, but this one, this one's near and dear to my
• 1:02:49
  heart. The King is officially out of
• 1:02:54
  retirement. Stream the all new seasons of
• 1:02:58
  King of the Hill now on Hulu and with Hulu on Disney Plus.
• 1:03:03
  King of the Hill is back, baby Bobby, you know what this smells
• 1:03:08
  like? Smells like we are finally
• 1:03:11
  coming. We are finally back as a nation
• 1:03:13
  when we can turn on the TV and we can watch King of the Hill, a
• 1:03:17
  true American comedy cartoon. We've come full circle.
• 1:03:25
  This smells like roses. This smells like freedom.
• 1:03:29
  It smells like. King of the Hill, that TV show.
• 1:03:32
  On July 4th and a warm sunny day one. 100° walking the game.
• 1:03:40
  It smells amazing. Spin off of Beavis and Butt
• 1:03:43
  Head. People forget it was originally
• 1:03:45
  Beavis and Butt head characters. Does not smell like we're black.
• 1:03:50
  Good, that was that's just spectacular.
• 1:03:53
  As your Last King of the Hill performance, bring this bring up
• 1:03:56
  all the great ChatGPT Roddy backs.
• 1:04:04
  This episode just so dumb. Yeah, bigness.
• 1:04:05
  Did you see it? Cut his head off.
• 1:04:13
  It looks like you have a bunch of sound bites that you deal
• 1:04:14
  with with that one. That guy actually who did his
• 1:04:17
  voice, both their voices died recently too.
• 1:04:19
  So no more Beavis? Yeah.
• 1:04:25
  That's all right, so it's funny you brought up Tyree kill
• 1:04:27
  because my what's that fell has to do with something he said
• 1:04:29
  this time. So Tyree kill decides to take a
• 1:04:31
  shot at Devon HN, their star young running back for the Miami
• 1:04:35
  Dolphins, saying that he should be taken out of the game on 3rd
• 1:04:38
  downs because he struggles as a power running back.
• 1:04:42
  He is not a power running back. Meanwhile, for his size, he
• 1:04:45
  actually is He is pretty powerful for a guy that was
• 1:04:48
  drafted as an undersized running back.
• 1:04:50
  Let's keep that in mind. Let's see what also you need
• 1:04:52
  third. You sometimes need to pass on
• 1:04:53
  3rd down as well. Shen LED all running backs with
• 1:04:56
  34 catches out of the slot, which is double the amount of
• 1:04:59
  the next guy. He was the third most efficient
• 1:05:01
  running back per game in 2023 in his rookie year, was 7th last
• 1:05:05
  year, and was one of the most, was fourth ever since his injury
• 1:05:11
  at the beginning of the year in terms of overall EPA for running
• 1:05:14
  backs. So that's the guy you want to
• 1:05:15
  take out of the game. Tyree Kill, a guy that's a very
• 1:05:17
  well-rounded and fast running back.
• 1:05:19
  So what does that smell like? It smells like Tyree Kill
• 1:05:21
  getting juked by the social media woman that caused him to
• 1:05:25
  fall on his ass and he falls into the Atlantic Ocean into a a
• 1:05:30
  area filled with Swedish fermented herring AKA the
• 1:05:33
  smelliest fish in America. Fast liquor.
• 1:05:37
  Wow, I'll tell you what. I wrote fermented herring.
• 1:05:40
  Yep, allegedly the smelliest fish in America in the Atlantic.
• 1:05:43
  Ocean, you want my cream pie? It's called like Sir Stroming or
• 1:05:46
  yes, right? Yep, just learned something new
• 1:05:48
  but I. Don't know what my page Sir.
• 1:05:50
  Stroming I wrote ACL. Championship last year, baby.
• 1:05:54
  At least. ACL, they all were intact.
• 1:05:57
  Let's go. Look up videos of that Sir
• 1:06:00
  strumming thing like if you if it's awesome, like watching
• 1:06:03
  people gag, it's hilarious. Yeah, apparently.
• 1:06:06
  I apparently when I was researching it, like there was a
• 1:06:08
  challenge for it that people do. Oh yeah, but takes it up the
• 1:06:11
  eye. Like when you when you try to
• 1:06:13
  like poke into it like squirts and then he oh.
• 1:06:16
  Oh, wait. What is it?
• 1:06:18
  How do you spell it? I'm gonna look it up.
• 1:06:19
  He tastes himself. It's just just look up.
• 1:06:21
  I can't spell it because you are English.
• 1:06:23
  I'll let you lick my. Bar.
• 1:06:26
  And then there was like a Swedish O or something with the
• 1:06:29
  omlab. A Swedish O.
• 1:06:31
  Just world's stinkiest fish. Just yeah.
• 1:06:34
  Yeah, and I hope not. People eat it.
• 1:06:37
  Yeah, it's like a challenge. It's so gross.
• 1:06:40
  Errol said that he likes it with Alfredo sauce and honey mustard.
• 1:06:44
  Alice are strong. Not a chance.
• 1:06:45
  Yeah, I wouldn't waste my time even thinking.
• 1:06:49
  If you fried it into the fish. Steak.
• 1:06:51
  Listen, I wear earplugs during this show because I want to blow
• 1:06:54
  my ears anymore and I am not even paying attention to this
• 1:06:59
  disgusting story. OK?
• 1:07:01
  Just so you know, freaking daily.
• 1:07:04
  Yeah, I'm up and obviously I I love Nebraska.
• 1:07:08
  They are near and dear to my heart.
• 1:07:09
  This is the first year that they have been able to sell alcohol
• 1:07:14
  at the football games. And so you think that would be
• 1:07:19
  exciting, right? And yeah, here we go.
• 1:07:21
  We all know there's a little up charge, correct?
• 1:07:24
  And usually you get the tall boy well here at Memorial Stadium.
• 1:07:28
  And our fans are great. We've sold out since the Cold
• 1:07:31
  War. Over 350 sellouts.
• 1:07:33
  They're charging $12.00 for a Mick Ultra, $11.00 for Bud Light
• 1:07:40
  and neutral seltzers. We're in the middle of nowhere
• 1:07:44
  and you're getting a 16 ouncer. You're not even getting a hand
• 1:07:47
  cannon. You're not getting a tall boy,
• 1:07:49
  you're just getting a sixteener that smells like some absolute
• 1:07:54
  Sir Stroming and Pamela Anderson in her prime days mixed with
• 1:08:00
  Jenna Jameson after a full blown day on set.
• 1:08:05
  And just. Try to get my head out of his
• 1:08:06
  crotch. We are not back.
• 1:08:08
  We're not back. We're not back now.
• 1:08:10
  We're. Not back.
• 1:08:12
  Pamela Anderson together with Liam Neeson in the coolest old
• 1:08:16
  people romance. Benefits all.
• 1:08:19
  Wait, they're dating? That's a real thing.
• 1:08:21
  Apparently she's quite taken with him.
• 1:08:24
  She's quite as, as he was saying, quite tasty in her own
• 1:08:30
  little way, you know? I'm sure.
• 1:08:32
  Let's ask Mr. Tommy Lee. I'm sure he knows.
• 1:08:38
  I was he when he did Tommy Lee Goes to college that was at
• 1:08:41
  Nebraska. And I was like, he showed up
• 1:08:44
  every morning at 5:00 AM to practice with the with the band.
• 1:08:48
  Like he for real showed up like he was.
• 1:08:49
  He was cool like he was awesome. Groba, Groba.
• 1:08:54
  All right, my final What's that smell goes to whoever?
• 1:09:00
  How about Shadora Sanders coming out and saying what he said?
• 1:09:04
  I mean, he came out and said there's a reason why my father
• 1:09:08
  has not shown up to practice. I don't want him coming to see
• 1:09:13
  me right now because I want to get where I want to go.
• 1:09:17
  Then he could come and watch me play.
• 1:09:19
  I don't want him to be around trying to cry or clap for me
• 1:09:24
  about my reps I just want to earn my spot on this team as
• 1:09:29
  Shidor Sanders has come out as they had.
• 1:09:32
  Not one, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, but a 6th quarterback to
• 1:09:38
  a roster. What is that smell?
• 1:09:41
  It smells like the Fermunda High that Jabba sticks up his ass and
• 1:09:46
  he tries to to pick it when he's trying to throw a baseball.
• 1:09:49
  There you go. From Mundahi.
• 1:09:53
  Yes, Cheese. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:55
  Cheese. I never.
• 1:09:56
  I never did that. Not that I know of.
• 1:10:01
  I'm watching these guys eat try and eat this surf strumming.
• 1:10:04
  I told you bro, it's. Crazy.
• 1:10:06
  Hey, look it up. All right?
• 1:10:08
  I don't want to watch that. All right.
• 1:10:10
  Has anybody seen? One I love watching people throw
• 1:10:13
  up though, it's great. Did anybody see 2 girls 1 cup?
• 1:10:21
  Apparently that was fake, by the way.
• 1:10:22
  Dude I watched that for like it was like 5 seconds and I almost
• 1:10:27
  threw up. OK, one of the grossest things.
• 1:10:29
  Ever it is. It's gross.
• 1:10:30
  It's gross to watch. How about the guy that tries to
• 1:10:32
  stick the, you know, sticks the tries to get that bottle up his
• 1:10:37
  ass in it? Maybe one jar or?
• 1:10:38
  Whatever it was, that was disgusting.
• 1:10:41
  How did you know that? Didn't watch that one.
• 1:10:44
  I'm sorry. You know that.
• 1:10:46
  You knew that way. Quick dog.
• 1:10:48
  It was you guys had you guys know different corners of the
• 1:10:51
  Internet than me. Wow, that guy had to have died.
• 1:10:54
  Yeah, yeah. There's no way.
• 1:10:56
  Wow I did, there was a post where the guy just bend over
• 1:10:59
  when a horse was ramming him and he asked OK he did die.
• 1:11:03
  He died too. That's another corner.
• 1:11:05
  That's another corner. Yes, dude, it was all over
• 1:11:08
  social media. I I can't lie, I mean that was a
• 1:11:11
  long time ago, but it was there. They actually posted but the guy
• 1:11:15
  died after that. By the way, he actually enjoyed
• 1:11:18
  himself before he lunged to his death.
• 1:11:20
  I don't know about. Anyways, he looked like he was
• 1:11:23
  enjoying himself while it was going on.
• 1:11:25
  Anyways, that's it for a show, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:11:30
  We need to get off. Ready to get off so you can
• 1:11:33
  watch the more summers from the. Errol Errol Delusional.
• 1:11:37
  Did you, by the way, did you hear about the lady that just
• 1:11:41
  got arrested because she she got caught letting her dog take
• 1:11:45
  turns on her? Did anybody hear about that?
• 1:11:49
  What is our goal? What are we watching?
• 1:11:52
  It was it's on YouTube. Go watch it I.
• 1:11:55
  This is like the local Suffolk County, New York.
• 1:11:58
  I knew Fish was going to mention.
• 1:12:00
  I knew he was. Going to have nothing to do with
• 1:12:01
  Suffolk County or New York, but it's true.
• 1:12:03
  It's a true story. She got arrested.
• 1:12:05
  As Goody hasn't come out with his accent.
• 1:12:06
  Animalism. That's what they call.
• 1:12:08
  Guys, what you got arrested? For isn't.
• 1:12:09
  No, it's beastiality. Beastiality.
• 1:12:11
  That's what it Beastiality. That's what it was.
• 1:12:13
  Yeah. Whatever.
• 1:12:14
  Anyways, she had a Doberman Pinscher anyways.
• 1:12:18
  Oh. My All right, let's end.
• 1:12:20
  There. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:12:23
  thank I I'd like to thank Spotify and all the Apple
• 1:12:27
  downloads, all the people tuning.
• 1:12:29
  In this will be our last episode thank you guys for having us is
• 1:12:32
  great we loved it was enjoyable. Follow great run follow us a
• 1:12:37
  tick tock at Instagram and all the social medias.
• 1:12:39
  We really appreciate you guys YouTube keep tuning in Speedy.
• 1:12:44
  Well, who do we have on on Wednesday all.
• 1:12:46
  Right shout out to Jabba for getting this one.
• 1:12:47
  Ariel Epstein. She is a betting analyst.
• 1:12:49
  She has her own company, Prop Queen Sports and also does
• 1:12:52
  betting lines for Picket Sports as well.
• 1:12:54
  She'll be on at 8:45. Big Yankees fan and also a
• 1:12:56
  Baltimore Ravens fan. Baltimore Ravens.
• 1:12:59
  Ariel Epstein. Yes.
• 1:13:02
  And Jabba will be on, yes, ESPN New York tomorrow at 1:30.
• 1:13:09
  Check him out. He'll be promoting us and
• 1:13:11
  telling Jake to kiss my ass. I'm just kidding.
• 1:13:13
  Anyways, we love you, Jake. I guess I sometimes.
• 1:13:16
  All right. Anyways, that's it for our show,
• 1:13:17
  ladies and gentlemen. I like to throw curveballs and
• 1:13:20
  definitely I don't like to throw anything else.
• 1:13:22
  Speedy, you do shave those bushes.
• 1:13:23
  Anyways, goodnight. Talk to.
• 1:13:29
  You.