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- Susan: Welcome back. How you doing babe? I'm having a week. Yeah, that's good. What have you done this week? I haven't really done much other than my normal schedule of work and Coming back home. Yeah. Doing whatever. Today we did have to follow up appointment for our cat Luke for after surgery. And he's doing great. He's recovering well. So it's really good. Actually I've been in my lap for a while. He's very snuggly. Loves to be held a lot more. than he used to be. So, I feel like he sleeps a lot more now too. Just constantly sleeping. Yeah. So, you wanna give us a Braves update? Yeah. I waited till after the game so that he could have like a full update. So we have a lot of news. We still have only lost one series out of the year. ⁓ But we had a terrible game yesterday. ⁓ JR Richie just was having, it wasn't completely his fault. They were just hitting the ball really hard and it was going past our defenders gloves. with a lot of singles. ⁓ so we, and then we brought Aaron Bummer into the game and then he led up a grand slam and then another one afterwards, which. some good news on that factor. mean, Susan have not liked him since he's been on the Braves and the Braves just released him today. happy to see that happen. Unfortunately, Drake Baldwin strained his oblique yesterday, so he got put on the 10 day I.O. I just saw a news report saying that it was a grade one strain. I'll probably miss some time then. And. So we get starters back, star players back and we keep losing them because our Acuna came back for the first time in two weeks and he had a good game today. He had a double and a couple of walks and he scored twice. And we called up... What's his name? Chadwick? ⁓ Koda is trying to join us. Yeah. You wanna come in here? dog just ⁓ the party apparently. Okay, so we called up Chadwick Terome, ⁓ think is his name, ⁓ replace Baldwin the catcher. So, ⁓ are... star catchers are down right now but hopefully our team can keep playing well because we still have a lot of good hitters on the team. ⁓ and that's about it. They sent JR Richie down to AAA. ⁓ But yeah, that's about it. Wow, crazy. Well, so we have a four game series right now against the Marlins, right? Yep. So we've won. We tied it up and evened up the series today. So it's one one v one right now. So we have to win the next two to win the series. Yeah. What happens if it's a 2v2? Or a 2v... Yeah, 2v2. I just... They died this year. So there can be a series tie? Like, they don't do anything to try to break that? No, it's just a regular season. It's not like it's the postseason. ⁓ okay, okay. ⁓ good to know. Something new in case... You didn't know that? Yeah. We have had some- That's the only tie that I'm okay with. I don't like ties in other sports. Like, tie games. Cause some NFL games still have tie games. What do you mean? They just don't go to overtime. They just call it a tie. ⁓ that's disgusting. gross never do that if I ever see a tied football game it probably make me vomit yeah because how are you telling me that you don't go into overtime well actually I think is that they do go in overtime but they just don't go in a double overtime well yeah no the time runs out But I mean, within that time though, because they give them another what? I can't remember. Maybe 10 minutes for one team. I mean... They should just do how college does, where you start on 25 and you both get a chance. To make a point? To make a point. And then if you both don't do it, then you... Kick off? No, if they both don't do it... Then they... I think it's like the first time they they scored a touchdown. They... they kick the extra point and then the second time they gotta go for two and then after that they go for two they don't each team goes for two pointers until someone gets someone gets stopped okay okay but yeah I don't know if I have ever One that I've actively watched. I don't think I've ever seen a Tide. No, I haven't. I haven't ever seen a Hot Tide. Like, it on And that's why I don't really know how it works because I've never seen it. But I've just seen it on people's records. So it could be a myth. Yeah. could not be real at all. You just made all that up. It's all fake. it's definitely not. no, no, no. Someone's record. Oh, someone's record. They just say they have the tie. And you're telling us, but it's all fake. And it's not actually real. Yeah. You never know. But in the past week, we actually have gotten a lot of comments, very positive feedback for the podcast. Everyone really enjoys Jonah's brave updates, and people are excited to get to. college football season and to hear his updates on that, then it's gonna be really exciting and he's gonna do great at it. yep. So people really love that segment of our podcast and I enjoy it too. It's nice to hear him talk more. But, ⁓ People also really like the ranking Disney episode. I've heard some people talk about. Yeah. Yeah, the Disney ranking one. Well, was just a ranking. was just random categories that I had to rank. it was the one I did. No, it was the one I did for you. Oh, really? Remember when I... When I asked which ones you thought were going to be the top five and then I told you what the top five were. ⁓ yeah. Is that one. So that one's that episode's had the most popularity. I think so. Yeah. But overall we've had really good feedback. We have now officially hit. say 15 episodes maybe we're even past 15 I think we're I think we're actually past 15 we might be at 20 well we have to count the ones that we didn't do in person in video well yeah those still counts why you look at the podcast yeah the like Apple podcast or spotify yeah ⁓ you can see ⁓ ⁓ it's ⁓ good with ⁓ know people we know so ⁓ more visibility if everyone could please ⁓ ⁓ ⁓ ⁓ know send it ⁓ ⁓ in your phone book ⁓ don't know but ⁓ The more people share it and the more people talk about it, the more potential we have of getting more ⁓ listeners and, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Cause eventually, eventually what I want this to be is I want it to where. Listeners send us stories listeners send us suggestions for episodes. You know, I want I Want them to be involved just as much as we are. Yeah, that'd be That'd be fun to interact with the community. Yeah, definitely and and I'd love to build a community that like that enjoys You know what we do ⁓ and the values that we distribute. But as some of you may know, coming up this Thursday, we're leaving. ⁓ yeah, we're heading down to Florida this Thursday. Yeah, so this is before the next week's episode. will be the after. Yeah. And we'll talk all about it. Yeah, my first cruise. Yep. First cruise, thoughts, anything crazy. So kind of to be in theme, we're going to talk about cruises. And I actually found... ⁓ thread ⁓ reddit ⁓ is what is your craziest cruise story ⁓ the comments on it have been funny ⁓ ⁓ gonna read some of those. I know your craziest cruise story the one that you've been on ⁓ we talked about last week yeah I did I did ⁓ we're gonna ⁓ through some of those ⁓ then ⁓ gonna do ⁓ Mystery Cruise if you are our parents and you are going to be worried about us Please do not listen to the mystery portion because I Don't want you to be concerned. We're gonna be okay. We're gonna come back safe ⁓ Come back so but the mystery one is like a ghost story and I don't want you guys to get scared ⁓ Okay, so this person, so we're gonna go with the craziest cruise stories first off Reddit. So it said, On my December cruise, I picked up a stomach bug and spent a day in my room. When the steward came to tidy up, I explained and told him I'd just sit on the balcony while he was there. He offered to bring me some ice and I agreed and thanked him. He brought the ice, gave it to me on the balcony, and cleaned the room. A bit later, I decided to go back inside and discovered the door was locked. He must have automatically locked it after handing me the ice. It took maybe 10 minutes before I heard the neighbor open their door and I called out to them, they got the steward to come back and let me in. Dang. Yeah. I hate getting sick on vacation. Terrible. Well, hey, we don't have a balcony so they just couldn't come in. We're not on a balcony so. At least he had somewhere else to go so he could come in and tidy the room. Yeah. But still, if it was just a stomach bug I guess that's okay. But there's been some stuff going around, so I don't know if they even want you to go in. Okay, now this one, this person was like, kinda... Theirs was a little spooky a little bit. But so the couple in the cabin next to us knocked on our door at 1 a.m. after my buddy and I had just turned the lights off to sleep. When I opened the door, they said if we keep fighting, then they're going to call security because they can't handle our screaming anymore. I was like, what? As I'm standing there in my boxers and my buddy is cozy in bed, it was bizarre because my friend and I hadn't heard a single thing but they were adamant we were fighting and kept asking him if he was okay it was really weird and they were standoffish with us the rest of the cruise what the heck I know what if it was a ghost what if they were ghost fights dang crazy I would be so scared if someone said ⁓ can you two keep it down I'd be like what are you talking about you haven't even been in the room yeah I would be so scared. Especially if I didn't hear it. That means it's happening in their room. But also, could it be the people on the other side? And they just got the room wrong. Yeah. I don't know. It was very... It seems like you'd be able to tell which side of the room, which side you're hearing it from. But maybe not. Okay, so this happened on the Carnival Sunshine. My husband and I are sitting on the pool deck watching a movie, eating popcorn. The ship chimes, the ship chimes, chime, nothing for about half an hour. Then we hear, good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Just wanted to let everyone know that the fire is out. Repeat. the fire is out. Oh nice. Enjoy your night. What? That would have been nice information not to know unless it was an emergency. Well I mean the thing is that it chimed but didn't hear anything no one said anything you didn't immediately. What if it was a joke? No. Or you think someone said a small fire as a joke? Is that what you're saying? No. Oh. Well, then why would the captain... I don't think so, because that would... Here's the thing. If not everybody knows about the fire, I think we should not tell everyone about the fire because after that I would have been like, there was a fire and we knew nothing about it. We all could have burned. Yeah, that would be scary. OK, this person overheard from a table in the buffet. were sitting at they were sitting at a table. Buffet is there. This dad and this son, okay? Ready? So the dad says, you don't slow down on the dessert, you're gonna make yourself puke. Seriously, chill out. The son says, nuh-uh, walks off and returns with a slice of cake. Yeah, the kid had about two bites and then puked all over the table. Nice. All while his dad kept yelling, Jack, I told you! So. I thought that was funny. There's probably a lot of peeking stories. Okay. Or sick stories on cruises, like bad bit. I'm excited. Two more work days. Two more work days and then get a five day weekend. Okay, this one's about Disney fantasy. Okay. This one says, not as crazy as all the others, but I was on the Disney Fantasy in 2016. We were eating at Royal Court and I had a stuffy nose so I left the restaurant to head towards the bathroom to get a tissue. I don't know what I slipped on but I ended up sliding across the floor through the entrance and ended up under the piano. The lady who was singing just stared down at me without ever stopping. Then a waiter came and helped me. I'll tell you though, that adrenaline rush cleared my nose up and I had no reason to go to the toilets. As we were leaving the restaurant after dinner, a little boy tripped in the exact same spot. Dang. Like... Something about that spot. Is there water? ghostly ghostly water. fix that step. Phil says in Modern Family. Okay, so this person said my three night Bahamas cruise turned into a five night Mexico cruise in September 2019 when Dorian was wrecking havoc on the Caribbean two extra nights for free with a half empty ship Nice Yeah, they got rerouted and tornado Sorry, technically it's a tornado on water so it's a hurricane ⁓ but Imagine a hurricane coming and we have to stay on the crew for extra time. Oh darn. man. Too bad we're not in our hurricane season. Yeah. Maybe we should reschedule. We're just gonna reschedule for when we're going to the beach. Okay. This one said, fight between a couple in the next cabin and he kicked her out on the balcony and locked it at 1 a.m. We called security and they snuck through our room and out on our balcony to talk to her. Finally, he opened the door and let them in and said it was a misunderstanding. The next day, every crew member in the retreat asked us repeatedly if we were okay, if there was anything they could do for us and if we wanted to make a statement. It was actually very scary because the argument they had was awful, though. another language. Dang. Definitely not a misunderstanding. People are crazy. I was a misunderstanding turning to someone getting kicked out and locked out on the balcony. Also, very grateful we don't have a balcony. Because you could fall over. That's scary. What if you get into a fight and push someone? MIRRDER! So here's a sweet one, okay? One of my friends met a boy at the cruises teen dance when she was 17 and he was 15. They've been married for over 20 years now. How sweet is that? That's very sweet. That's a cute one. love stories like that. Okay. So, recently on a Carnival cruise, an older man and his middle-aged daughter were traveling together having the time of their life. They had a few too many on that cruise. They missed all of their excursions. They missed their free massages twice. One night, the woman drunkenly wet the bed and when she realized it, she jumped into the twin bed with her father. Another night he fell in the casino and bumped his head and they were escorted to their room. Security then confiscated the liquor they had in their room they'd gotten as a gift from the casino host. She lost her credit card, won two jackpots she didn't even realize she'd won, and still lost $2,000. She'd just gotten dentures and told everyone on the ship. On the way off the ship they gave dad the liquor and told the daughter they had her credit card at guest services. They were honest they were honestly hysterical funny kind but very drunk. People do some crazy things. we just said. Like the stories. Especially when alcohol is involved Okay. I saw a woman fight the crew on a Norwegian cruise in the casino. I'm talking fist fight, not just an argument. She clearly had a lot to drink and kept screaming, you can't put me in the cell, you work for me, not the other way around. I mean, belligerently drunk. So, crew security ended up throwing her in cruise jail after they wrangled her for punching their staff. Dang. I was on a Bermuda cruise and it was the last day of our three days in port. I don't think there would be any prior I didn't think there would be any peer runners, but I decided to go look anyway. We were getting close to departure time, and I could tell from the security people below that there were still two people missing. I figured they were just shopping or something, so I looked over toward the mall area and the parking lot, but the only people there were some poor employees and taxi drivers milling about. After a few minutes, I saw the ferry pulling in from Hamilton, and I sort of thought, wouldn't it be funny if the people were waiting on or on the ferry? But I figured they probably weren't so I kept looking over toward the shopping area still no one running to the ship a few minutes later I noticed that instead of heading to the ferry dock the ferry dock The ferry was heading toward the ship it pulled up on the other side of the pier and lowered the gangway and Out walked the two missing passengers the ship absolutely erupted I think the guy took a little bow, but the woman he was with looked mortified What the heck, thought the ships didn't wait for you. Not most, but if they still had some time, like if they still had like 30 minutes, they'll wait the 30 minutes and they might give an extra 10 minutes for leeway just to be overly caught. Like, when you go to an activity. Well, I mean, like there's lots of calls for playing flights too. Yes. And like sometimes it's like two or three. Yeah. They waited a few more minutes just to see if there's anybody else who needs to get on and. Yeah. My Panama Canal cruise became a trip to Hawaii. When we exited the canal, the Pacific Ocean was rolling from a hurricane aimed at the entire west coast. Eight days at sea to get to Honolulu and a long flight home. Dang. I wonder if they'd pay for those flights. I think... I would hope that they would pay for the flights and not make the... passengers pay because they're not the ones who rerouted the ship and they're not the ones who control the weather. So I would hope they wouldn't do that. But I don't know. It depends. I mean, they might have offered, hey, if you get off now, we'll pay for the flight, you know, or you can stay on and then get back. But like some people had to get back to jobs. Maybe. I don't know. I feel like Kinda like that other guy, he had a half empty ship. So people must have exited the ship and took flights home because they needed to get home. So. ⁓ Here's another one. I got fired like two weeks before the cruise. Got assigned dining with my ex-boss who just fired me. Needless to say, I had them reassign me. Then they reassigned me to a different table with my ex-girlfriend from high school. ⁓ and did I is going on on the ship? ⁓ and did I mention this was my honeymoon? I get it. I'm 20 minutes from port and cruise often, but what are the odds? How did that even happen? That is insane. ⁓ man. You get assigned with your ex-boyfriend. of getting fired, some of my co-workers is going on a cruise this week and he got fired. Well, he's no longer my co-worker, but he got fired today. that's... And he's going on a cruise? He's going on a cruise with his buddies. And so when he gets back from the cruise, no job? Well, I mean, like he already... Yeah. He already picked up his tools and stuff today. Yeah, but he's got no job when he comes back. No job. Who knows? Maybe he might stay He'll probably just go to the hall and get a call out for another company. Okay, years ago while on a carnival cruise to the western Caribbean, our very active five-year-old son ran away from us on the way back to our cabin from the MDR. I don't know what that stands for. MDR. Don't know what that stands for. After five minutes of urgently calling and searching for him, me and my hubby alerted a crew member. Carnival sprang into action and about 20 minutes later there was an announcement made for us to report to the pursuer's desk. There was our son happily entertaining the staff by playing the little souvenir wooden guitar he picked out in the... uh... Cozumel? Cozumel? Port? It's uh... I'm not saying that right. You're probably doing better than you're doing now. Cosmelle pork shop and had carried with him to dinner. The staff were so kind to give him candy while they listened to him and told us he was adorable. Needless to say, although we were understandably relieved when we saw him, we didn't think he was nearly as adorable as the staff did. So craziest thing for us is very tame by comparison. We sailed on Symphony in June of 2018 out of Rome and then a smaller boat out of Southampton a year later. As we are seated, our waiter says, unsweetened tea and water, no ice, correct? That we, unremarkable grandma and grandpa, would have the same waiter is crazy enough, but that he remembered our preference from a year is astonishing. Wow. So they got the same waiter. was a year later. Yeah, I know. Well, if our crews, if that was our vacation for the year, but also they were grandma and grandpa's in 2018, money was good. Money wasn't as bad. I'll say it that way. Okay, on our honeymoon 25 years ago, we were sitting on the balcony of the suite that my travel agent had upgraded us to. We hadn't left Fort Lauderdale yet, just boarded and did the safety drill that went back to our cabin. We'd never been on anything so grand, so big. It took my breath away. Here we were, going on a cruise in a suite. We had been playing gotcha bingo since we arrived in Florida, laughing and enjoying everything and each one of us would call a I win as we found something on our bingo card. As I looked at all the condos and yachts in the harbor and the beautiful sights our beautiful room Leaning on the railing. I suddenly felt teary and told my husband I win He took my face in his hands and said no I won he kissed me We hugged in our honeymoon began 25 years later in October 2024 We are taking our anniversary cruise and while we are on different ships on Princess and paying for our balcony suite I can honestly say that we won that's my crazy cruise story. Sorry to disappoint was something more untoward. It was a sweet story, not a crazy city story. Okay. That make you tear up a bit? A little bit? That's so sweet. Yeah. That he said, I want and kissed her because he won by marrying her. Yeah. That's so sweet. I want to. I knew you were going to say something like that. Okay. see. Two days into a 12 day UK cruise, the Queen died. Our entire itinerary lined up with various events around the 10 days of mourning, the royal tour, procession from Scotland to London, and we were in London for the funeral after disembarking. It was wild. Wow. pretty interesting time to go cruising there. In the UK? So it's like, so they went around to the UK area and happens to be, you know, kind of the same. So they got to participate in all those events. Yeah. No. Alright, our first cruise was on the Carnival Velar for our honeymoon. For the first two days, our AC wasn't working in our room, despite maintenance coming to work on it multiple times, so we eventually had to start leaving the balcony door open to get some air. Eventually, they were able to actually fix it. On our last night, as I was packing up, I checked under the bed to make sure we weren't missing anything. Under the bed, I found a dead bird. I guess he flew in at some point while the balcony door was open. But I still don't really understand how we missed him coming in and how he managed to die under the bed. RIP, little cruise bird. Yeah, Again. surprised I didn't smell it. Happy we don't have a balcony. I'm surprised I didn't not smell it, and also... Crazy the... I guess they got the bird got in there when they were at port somewhere? No. Birds. Or is it a seagull? Birds fly. Depending on how far they were. Yeah. Birds fly over oceans. I know. They can fly and then land in the middle of the ocean for a little bit and then go back up. Birds. We'll do one My family and I were stuck at sea once due to a hurricane threat. I think it was 2004 or so. The boat ran out of fresh food, including all lettuce and tomatoes. I recall eating pizza for the extra two days we were stuck at sea. I was 15, so this was fine. We also got a free arcade pass, and my brother and I beat the heck out of the metal slug. Pretty cool. I don't know, to be 15 and then be stuck on a cruise. But like, delay school. Yeah, delay school a little bit. Yeah, delay. Delay getting home. Because this time of year school year is almost done anyways. Yeah, okay. Alright, are you ready? I'm ready. We've got technically two mystery stories. They're alright. Okay. So this one is called Cabin 1046. A couple booked a cheap interior cabin on an older cruise ship. The first night, they heard knocking inside the walls around 2 a.m., not from the hallway. inside the walls. The husband joked it was pipes, but every night footsteps echoed above them. Hangers moved inside the closet. Bathroom light turned on by itself. Then things got worse. One night the wife woke up and saw the bathroom door slowly opening. No one was there. The next morning they complained to guest services. The crew member helping them suddenly looked uncomfortable when they mentioned the room number. He quietly asked, you're in that cabin? Apparently, multiple passengers had requested room changes from that same cabin over the years. One family claimed their child talked to the wet lady standing by the bed. Another passenger reported waking up from soaking wet footprints beside the balcony door. wet lady. And the couple demanded a new room before the trip ended. Years later, crews formed Still Discuss Cabin 1046 as one of the ship's cursed rooms. Sounds like a mystery for the Mystery Machine of I don't know. There's a book that I read. I don't know if... I already stated it. There's a book that I read that I was a mystery and it's called The Woman in Cabin 10. This is cabin 10 46. Is it a what lady? I don't know. I can't remember if it was a ghost. I think what was happened is like she like disappeared from the from the cruise. Like she got off the cruise. Everyone said she got off the cruise, but she actually didn't get off the cruise. It was a good read. Okay. I you said it was spooky though too. Yes it is. It is a mystery. it's a good book. I listened to the audiobook and read it at the same time. When I tell you, I was... I read it in two days. Yeah? It was just... When she gets into a book. It's a page turner. Okay. This is called the honeymoon disappearance. George? and Jennifer Smith were newlyweds celebrating their honeymoon aboard a luxury Mediterranean cruise. Passengers remembered them because they looked happy all week, dancing, drinking, taking photos around the ship, you know, the normal stuff that people do on their honeymoon. But on the final night, things changed. Witnesses said George became heavily intoxicated while partying with several men he had recently met on board. Security footage later showed George stumbling through hallways, friends helping him back toward his room around 4am, then the footage ended. The next morning, Jennifer woke up alone. There was blood on a canopy near a lifeboat below their balcony. George was nowhere on the ship. Passengers later reported hearing a loud crash during the night. Some believed he accidentally fell, he was robbed and thrown overboard, or a foul play was covered up. To this day, no one knows exactly what happened. So what do you think? Accident, murder, cover up, or paranormal? I don't think paranormal is involved here. a bit paranormal for the wet lady? Yeah. Uh, foul play. You think foul play? What? Or he could have just stumbled off the balcony. Well, because here's the thing, the blood was under their balcony, is what it said. Yeah. So to me, I'm thinking wife got married, it's official. she could be a black widow. You know, isn't that what they're called? What? When they marry men and kill them, kill the husbands. Oh, I don't know what that's called. Preacher's called a black widow. I know what a gold digger is. Yeah, but they don't kill. They don't kill. Yeah. A woman who marries men and subsequently murders them is commonly referred to as a black widow. The term is derived from the spider species where the female often consumes her mate after or during mating. Yeah. So. Yeah. I don't think there's a lot of consumption though. I just think they kill them. Well, yeah, no, I don't think There's no cannibalism involved. Yeah, but the spider, the actual spider part. I know, I'm just messing around. But yeah, those were the stories. I'm sure there's a lot of them out there. Hey, listen though, we're on deck one. I don't know how old this cruise ship is. So, we're on the below decks. I'm excited. So if, usually like... staff or people of lesser were like on bottom floors. So if someone were to like die down. be on our hallway that we got a ghost. Curious So we'll be on the lookout. Yeah, be on the lookout for ghosts when we're on, oh, and be on the lookout for gross people. There's probably gonna be lot of drunks. Yeah, gotta be mindful of drunks and- And a long weekend vacation. Yeah, I just say we just sit by the pool, play pickleball. just do all the free things. Yeah. All the things that are included and just, and then when we get to port, go to the free lounging chairs. We've got to be first off the cruise though, to get the chairs that are free. I'm not one of the can, canopies that cost like $2,000 to have, which is ridiculous. 2k. That's insane. It would be 2,000 for both of us. it's like person. For a canapé. I'm telling you, What, do they get like full service and stuff? I think so. just the canapé? Okay. I think you get If there's more involved. I think you get other things, but... not enough. I still don't know it's not worth a thousand dollars a person but I'm pretty sure let me let me look up let me look it up let me look it up use the Google no I'm gonna look at their ⁓ the carnivore yeah I'm gonna look at carnivore carnival the experiences we can So yeah, $2,799. $3K? For a villa for $12. All inclusive super villa at Pearl Cove. 12 people, okay. It's for 12 people, but that's what you're getting. If you get 12 people there, what, that's like how much a person? $3,000 divided by 12. Oh, not quite. That's $250 a person. That's still a lot to ask. How long are you in the ports? Just for the day, right? You know, it's not overnight. Yeah, unless it's specifically overnight, but typically not. You get six hours. cruises, they have to do overnight? is included. A meal is included. Yeah. Well, I mean, I would hope so. Yeah, you get It's not even worth it if you have 12 people. $250 a person. I'm just gonna have take my free ice cream. Yeah, yeah They got some free chairs, but that's like The most expensive we talked about doing an excursion Yeah, we're gonna do like yeah, but it's do you wanna know what it is sold out? You can't even buy it. It's already. Yeah The next one after that people got money on our cruise But see... Well, is there a couple ships that are going to be there though? Yeah, because it's Carnival's... Yeah, is there islands? It's their portion of the island. This one's $1,999 villa for 12 people, but this one has a slide. But still a grand last. This one's available. It has a slide for $2,000. 12 people max. A cabana for 10 is 899. This is just people that have money to throw away. A day bed for four people. $171.99. Is there anything complimentary with that? I don't It's just the It's not worth it to get a little bit of shade for $170. Thank you. How about a mercy? you bring your own shade stuff? On a cruise ship? Just gotta rough it out. Even like Sun Castle racing slides, like the slides, it's $20 a person. And I don't know if that's unlimited or what. And then even the open bar right here, $139. No, nothing's gonna be free. They're gonna get my club access is 99 a person each club beach club private section of the beach Enjoy all the access to adult-only Pearl Clove Beach Club where you can take advantage of a wide range of amenities plus for guests age 21 and over. So it's an adult. A welcome drink of fruit or rum punch. That's what's included. Why is the rum gone? Yeah, no, it's ridiculous. Do you know how much an all-day pool noodle is? Like 300 bucks? $10 for a pool noodle. For all day? Per person, for all day. An all-day ocean floating mat is $20. A floating tube is $20. Might as well just stay on the ship at that point. Yeah, the one that I want to do and it's still available If we do one is the invisible boat and reef and wreck so you go on a boat that has a Open bottom like it's a clear bottom. Yeah, not open. No, I know It's in my ability. It's not a boat anymore. It's in the water. Yeah But like a clear bottom like a glass bottom Yep, it's got a glass all around and what you do is you go over the reefs in the area and then you get to go over a wrecked ship. a pirate You can probably see it very well in the waters and the Bahamas too. Yeah, so that was one of the ones that I really was thinking about doing. That would be... Because it's seven seventy nine ninety nine per person which is not that expensive Compared to the other things that we have said that are purely just lounging at the beach Yeah, we thought about doing that and we thought about possibly doing the dolphin thing, right? The dolphin thing was a little bit more expensive. Yeah, the dolphin one was a little bit more. like $200 a person ⁓ Also, there were these packages for the ship. There's a fun package on the ship where you get to go see the captain, meet the captain, see the board ship. It costs the same as the $79.99 per person, but you get to go and see different parts of the cruise ship that... just the employees. It's like VIP access. it's only for the time of your tour. Other than that, you get nothing. I don't know what the dolphin one was. I saw it, but it's... doesn't want to pull up so that's okay but yeah no it's definitely definitely gonna be fun I'm excited yeah we're gonna just do whatever do whatever yeah whatever we want ⁓ We're still debating if we're gonna have wifi on the cruise. is $20 a day per person or $90 a day for four devices. But like it's four devices, but $90 a day. ridiculous so if anything the only time I think I would I would have it on is Friday when we first get on there that that way in case I get any kind of emails that I can respond to, but Saturday and Sunday, nobody's emailing me. Monday's a holiday, no one's emailing me. So I think just Friday would be the only day that I actually use it. And we've downloaded some movies on my iPad or on the Disney Plus that we'll use through my iPad. We're gonna get an HDMI hook so we can hook it up. But, you know, that was a trick that we heard about and saw online. Yeah. know, for your room to be able to. So we're done our research. We're packed for the most part. Ready to go. Yeah. Okay. Let's do it. All right. Thanks for coming. We appreciate you guys. Hope to see you next time. Yeah, we'll get a lot of updates. Yep, we'll update you. I we're going to do a little segment on the cruise ship too, Yeah, we might have some behind the scenes on our YouTube. Yeah. Which will be videos from the cruise. But you'll have to go to YouTube for that content. YouTube. again. Two takes one marriage. Like, share, comment, send it to everyone in your phone. Unless you work with me, don't do that. I thanks guys yeah ⁓ see you next time have a good hopefully we don't get lost see ⁓