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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Our plan to save BORING NBA Finals, David Samson GETS VOTED OFF THE SHOW · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: On today's show, we'll tell you what the NBA needs
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  Speaker 1: to do right now to make this Nuggets Finals remotely interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go role intro. All right, all right, yo yo yo.
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  Speaker 3: Or you're live from Philly. It's the number one rated
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  Speaker 3: Polly and Tony Fools go show, Yom yom, y'are always
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  Speaker 3: Polly Fools go here with Tony Foolsco and Tony Yo
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  Speaker 3: huge show today.
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  Speaker 1: You know we get some smart ideas, very small fix
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  Speaker 1: the NBA and NFL.
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna blow your mind people.
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  Speaker 2: Yup, yup, You're gonna have a whole new Paradigham neft today.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you are? You sure right?
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  Speaker 1: You know, by the way, Tony just the quicker s idea.
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  Speaker 1: You know, these morons they keep coming up to us,
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  Speaker 1: and you know what they say. They say, why do
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  Speaker 1: you guys, you know I listened to the show. Why
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  Speaker 1: do you guys always agree on everything?
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  Speaker 2: They're so dumb.
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  Speaker 1: We agree on everything because we're right, because we're always right, dummy.
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  Speaker 1: You know all the problems with sports me and you know,
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  Speaker 1: and if I may say, this whole country, you know
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  Speaker 1: they started when people started thinking there were two sides.
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  Speaker 4: To every debate.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, people there's only one side, and the sooner you
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  Speaker 1: realize that, the better.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, get with the programer ready, Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, you better move fast because we're about
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  Speaker 1: to hit you with some ideas, I tell you. Oh yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: all that and talking about lot with ideas, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we got to bring on this guest today. This guy
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  Speaker 1: he thinks he's so smart. This guy he's you know,
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  Speaker 1: he's always given expert insight quote unquote expert insight on
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  Speaker 1: what leagues and teams should do. We're going to show
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  Speaker 1: him what smart really looks like, what an expert looks like.
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  Speaker 1: He's the host of Nothing Personal on Metalwock Media, former
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  Speaker 1: president of the Miami, Florida Marlins. So that tells you
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  Speaker 1: everything right there. Anyway, his name is David Samson.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to be David versus Goliath on the
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  Speaker 2: show today.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, say, there you go.
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  Speaker 4: We got that business out of the way.
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  Speaker 1: So let's get right into our top story story. All right,
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  Speaker 1: That dot story is truly the biggest story in all
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  Speaker 1: of basketball. And no, it's not the Denver Nuggets making
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  Speaker 1: the NBA Finals, No nobody cares. And it's definitely not
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  Speaker 1: Lebron possibly retiring.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody's getting good riddance to him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And it's definitely not Carmelo Anthony retiring.
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  Speaker 2: I thought he tied like five years ago.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, same here.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, the biggest story is clearly what's going on in
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  Speaker 1: the WNBA. Britney Grinder's WNBA return to the Phoenix Mercuries
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  Speaker 1: was the league's most watched game since nineteen ninety nine.
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  Speaker 1: It scored six hundred and eighty three thousand viewers. You know,
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  Speaker 1: watch so virtually nothing, but you know, in WNBA terms,
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  Speaker 1: that's your numbers exactly. Anyway, Tony, don't be surprised, you
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  Speaker 1: know if other leagues take notice.
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  Speaker 2: Of this, right absolutely, you know, if I'm NHL Commissioner
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  Speaker 2: Gary Bettman, I have to consider copying the Britney grinder
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  Speaker 2: strategy to juice ratings. You take that conom McDavid guy,
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  Speaker 2: and you send him over to Russia and have him
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  Speaker 2: imprisoned in a Russian jail for only a year or so.
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  Speaker 2: Then we trade him back to America for a Russian
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  Speaker 2: war criminal and bada bing, bada bum. Everyone's watching oiler
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  Speaker 2: games again, record ratings exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, you look at the NBA right now,
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  Speaker 1: you know you got this possible Nuggets heat turn of
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  Speaker 1: a final that nobody wants to watch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Adam Silver right now has got.
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  Speaker 1: To be considering having North Korea maybe captured Jamal Murray,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just for a few days, you know, just
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  Speaker 1: before the series starts, and maybe you know, you think
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  Speaker 1: about it right at game time, you know, Jamal Murray
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  Speaker 1: just parachutes down.
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  Speaker 4: Into the arena like a fan man. You know, the
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  Speaker 4: ratings would be ratings through the roof.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, the PGA Championship just got its lowest ratings
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  Speaker 2: since two thousand and eight. Don't be surprised that before
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  Speaker 2: the US Open Rooks Koepka winds up being captured by
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  Speaker 2: a Venezuelan drug cartel or maybe a roving band of
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  Speaker 2: sea pirates.
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  Speaker 1: Terrific points Tony bound to happen. Absolutely, let's move to
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  Speaker 1: another story. This out of the NFL big controversy. You know, people,
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  Speaker 1: they're up in arms about the NFL's flex scheduling. So
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  Speaker 1: what happened is, you know, the league announced that Thursday
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  Speaker 1: night games could get moved to different days at the
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  Speaker 1: very last minute, you know, sickly screwing over the fans
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  Speaker 1: who flew into down and booked hotel rooms.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. Yeah, you know, But Donny, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, one of the reasons we've been so successful in
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  Speaker 1: this business for so many years is, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: just don't bitch and moan like other hosts about No,
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  Speaker 1: we have answers.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we come up with solutions.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You had a great one for this. Tell the people,
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  Speaker 1: here's my solution. The games are being broadcast on Amazon right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: if the game gets moved, what if Amazon uses Prime
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  Speaker 1: to ship all sixty thousand fans to the new location
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  Speaker 1: for the game.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if Amazon's already shipping all the shit around
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  Speaker 2: every day, like dishwashers and toilet plungers and whatnot, why
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  Speaker 2: not just ship the people too. It would be a
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  Speaker 2: great sponsor integration. Like, wow, look at this, everybody, all
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  Speaker 2: the fans were shipped here tonight courtesy of Amazon Prime.
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  Speaker 4: Just a brilliant solution, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, you talk about sponsor integration, Well, that
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  Speaker 1: was a great way to'll bring back our sponsor.
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  Speaker 4: For today's show.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: Now they got to pay us twice for that.
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  Speaker 2: Just brilliant exactly, another check in the mail.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, just when we're at it, Tony, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just spitball and piggyback and here, what if every week
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  Speaker 1: a player in the Thursday night NFL game was captured
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  Speaker 1: by a hostile foreign government, you know, and then they
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  Speaker 1: will shipped back to America by Amazon Prime.
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  Speaker 2: That would be huge ratings through the roof, must see TV.
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  Speaker 1: You know, this is this is why Tony was so
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  Speaker 1: respected in the business. It's it's for solutions like this
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  Speaker 1: that are just sitting right there for the people.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what we do, you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, talking about respecting the business.
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  Speaker 1: You know, people they you know, they've been coming up
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  Speaker 1: to us to talking to us about the Sports Emmys,
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  Speaker 1: you know, which we're handed out this week. You know,
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  Speaker 1: people keep asking us, say what you're nominated for Outstanding
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  Speaker 1: Sports Studios. And you know what we tell everybody, which
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  Speaker 1: is obvious, is you know, the award isn't given to
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  Speaker 1: people like us. No, see, it's given and rewarded to
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  Speaker 1: the safest, most non threatening people in the business. You know,
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  Speaker 1: to make yourself eligible for this award, you have to
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  Speaker 1: have as few opinions as possible. That's that's just that
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  Speaker 1: automatically disqualifies us. You see, the award goes to the
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  Speaker 1: host who makes his corporate bosses feel the most comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: Point in fact, let's check out the list of nominees.
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  Speaker 1: Al right here with the nominees, let's go down this list.
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  Speaker 1: So you got rich Eisen, you know, a good choice,
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  Speaker 1: but he does give an opinion about once a month, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: which is not good. You know, that's too much. Scott
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  Speaker 1: Van Pelt, you know, nice guy, but you know.
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  Speaker 2: He makes jokes, he makes to make a little quip
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  Speaker 2: here and there that you know, disqualification automatic.
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  Speaker 4: There.
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  Speaker 1: Riece Davis, great guy, but host College game day.
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  Speaker 2: Which is to get a little crazy over raucus. Then
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  Speaker 2: off the list.
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  Speaker 1: James Brown, you know, always a solid choice, but he's
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  Speaker 1: already won it three so this voter fatigue. Yeah, please
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  Speaker 1: do our clear runaway winner of course for the second
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  Speaker 1: straight year. Mike Turriko. Yeah, Mikey, true professional. Tony sticks
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  Speaker 1: to the script.
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  Speaker 2: Ye never goes off script, no improvising.
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  Speaker 1: He's the perfect host for the Olympics and horse races.
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  Speaker 1: Just a corporation, get worried and there there we go.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations round for you, Mikey.
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  Speaker 1: T Well, speaking of someone who didn't ever get any votes,
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  Speaker 1: and you'll find out why in just a moment. Our
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  Speaker 1: guest is coming on the line, so let's bring him
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  Speaker 1: on the FUSCO Satellite Network.
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  Speaker 4: Satellite all right.
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  Speaker 1: This guy fancies himself an expert at everything. Listen to
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  Speaker 1: this resume. Tony started out as a lawyer, so that
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  Speaker 1: does your something right there. Yeah, he became president of
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  Speaker 1: the Florida Marlins from O two to twenty seventeen when
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  Speaker 1: they won a world series and then totally you know,
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  Speaker 1: went to ship but that's another story. I currently host
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  Speaker 1: a podcast called Done Nothing Personal on Metalwalk Media and
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  Speaker 1: get this. He was once a contestant on Survivor, where
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  Speaker 1: he was the first contested voted off in the first episode.
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  Speaker 2: You're killing me, so yeah, it.
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  Speaker 4: Probably tells you how this interview is going to go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, and guess what, there's no immunity over here
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  Speaker 2: on this show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you don't have that anyway, Let's bring him in,
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  Speaker 1: David Sampson.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to the show.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.
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  Speaker 5: I can't believe you're leading with Survivor. Seriously, it looks.
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  Speaker 4: Like we hit a saw subject here, Tony. What happened then?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 4: You know, why do you get voted half so early?
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  Speaker 4: You got a body o the problem or something?
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  Speaker 2: What didn't you get you didn't get naked fast enough.
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  Speaker 5: They put me on the brains tribe. They dressed me
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  Speaker 5: like Thurston Howell. They had an ascot on me. And
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  Speaker 5: you wonder why I was voted off first.
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  Speaker 1: No, actually I don't, because Thurston Howell lasted on his
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  Speaker 1: island for six years.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, exactly, great point, great point.
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  Speaker 1: Terrible comparison there. Yeah, you think you'd have a better
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  Speaker 1: one worked out by now?
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  Speaker 5: Nope, I think that that one's worked perfectly until today.
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  Speaker 5: So I will try to think of a better one.
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  Speaker 5: But frankly, all right, that's it. I'm not trying anymore.
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  Speaker 2: All right, See, that's what we do. That's what we do.
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  Speaker 1: We g as we make you bet. All right, well
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  Speaker 1: let's get into it. Let's talk about the top story
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  Speaker 1: in basketball.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 1: You probably think it's the NBA Finals coming up, a
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  Speaker 1: Lebron retiring, because you know your mainstream media, that's how.
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  Speaker 6: You people, that's what they do. The big story is
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  Speaker 6: what just happened in the w NBA exactly. See Britney
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  Speaker 6: Grinder's return became the highest rated game in the WNBA
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  Speaker 6: since nineteen ninety nine.
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  Speaker 4: So, David, come here.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think other leagues should consider copying the smart strategy?
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  Speaker 1: You know, have a stop player, you know, maybe kidnapped
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  Speaker 1: by a foreign country, then released a year later, build
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  Speaker 1: that drama in juice ratings isn't that shot?
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  Speaker 5: It says though you should be a general manager. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: that is the ago brilliant. It's one of the things
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  Speaker 5: I didn't think of when running a team for eighteen years.
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  Speaker 5: Let's go full Midnight Express and let's see if we
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  Speaker 5: can win more games.
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  Speaker 1: We love terrific modern movie rac exactly great. When you
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  Speaker 1: were with the Mallins, nobody was watching those crappy games.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's terrible. I had to watch them every day,
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  Speaker 2: every game.
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  Speaker 4: I feel sorry for you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you had a better chance of catching an actual
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  Speaker 1: malin than catching someone watching those games. But you know, now,
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  Speaker 1: looking back, don't you think maybe you should have had
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  Speaker 1: Dontrell Willis kidnapped.
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  Speaker 5: No, I would like to have actually seen some better
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  Speaker 5: hitting that may have been better when we because.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're missing the point.
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  Speaker 5: Until he left us and he couldn't really pitch as
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  Speaker 5: well with the Tigers. I feel as though to raise attendance,
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  Speaker 5: we should have done a whole lot more. Maybe we
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  Speaker 5: could have done that everyone in the crowd was subject
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  Speaker 5: to a search, and that it was like a lottery,
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  Speaker 5: and that one of every ten people, so a total
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  Speaker 5: of two people every game would be detained and forced
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  Speaker 5: to watch every game.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, you missing the point. That you're missing the point.
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  Speaker 2: What you would have happen is have Dontrelle Willis may
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  Speaker 2: be kidnapped by a drug cartel and then released several
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  Speaker 2: months later in a prisoner swap.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then like you know, in the first inning,
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  Speaker 1: he's not there, but in the seventh he's wondering, maybe
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  Speaker 1: you'll come in for the save if they release him.
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  Speaker 2: Would we still have to pay him if he got kidnapped?
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  Speaker 1: Oh see, I know how you people think, you people
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  Speaker 1: in the front office.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, the front office, that's all that. You're unbelievable.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just saying that if we don't have to pay
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  Speaker 5: a player if they're kidnapped, because when they're injured, you
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  Speaker 5: have to pay him.
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  Speaker 2: But maybe kidnapped.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting, does Metal Luck pay you for these takes? Not
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  Speaker 1: nearly enough?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Clearly, yeah, exactly too much. Yeah, all right, let's go to.
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  Speaker 1: Another story here that you know, seems up your rally
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  Speaker 1: here NFL. You know, they're just they're pissing off people
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  Speaker 1: with this Thursday night flex scheduling. Now, yeah, you heard
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  Speaker 1: about this, you're talking about it the other day. You
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  Speaker 1: had nothing interesting to say. So we're going to give
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  Speaker 1: you a solution and listen to it. When you listen there,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be jealous. You know, you're a businessman.
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  Speaker 1: Here's our solution. The game is on Amazon. What if
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  Speaker 1: Amazon just used Prime if they you know, if they
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  Speaker 1: flex the game? What if Amazon just used Prime to
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  Speaker 1: ship all the sixty thousand fans to the city where
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  Speaker 1: the game is.
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  Speaker 4: It's called brand integration.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, problem solved.
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  Speaker 4: He's mind blown, Tony Yep.
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  Speaker 5: Would it be two days shipping or would it be
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  Speaker 5: overnight shipping because that's a big difference in terms.
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  Speaker 2: Of the hotel.
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  Speaker 4: You're slow on the uptake here.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, it's prime. Next day. Prime is next day,
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  Speaker 1: next day. Ologize to our sponsors at Amazon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Amazon, good people, next day, not two day. Where
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  Speaker 2: I live, it's day.
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  Speaker 4: I have a thought.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, God, where I live, it's not next day, So
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  Speaker 5: I absolutely will not co sign your take.
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  Speaker 2: However, a two day shipping. Here's what I.
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  Speaker 5: Would suggest they do in the NFL for a Thursday
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  Speaker 5: night flex. Oh, I think that they should take always
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  Speaker 5: the two worst teams every week and put him on
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  Speaker 5: the Thursday night Amazon game, because it will prove that
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  Speaker 5: no matter who's playing, the same number of people are
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  Speaker 5: gonna watch.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So let me try and follow your train
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  Speaker 1: of thought if there is one. So you would just
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: have the Colts play the Titans every single week?
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  Speaker 4: Is that what you said?
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  Speaker 5: Well, the first the first week, everybody's tied for last,
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  Speaker 5: so you can take anybody week one. But week two
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  Speaker 5: it's got to be two Ozho to one teams. Week
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  Speaker 5: three it's got to be two Oho and two teams.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it's always the two worst tea.
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  Speaker 4: This guy ran the Marlins. Now it's all making sense.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was also why he got a show. He
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  Speaker 2: got kicked off Survivor day one.
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  Speaker 1: Also, I mean, if there's one thing you know, it's
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  Speaker 1: how not to.
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  Speaker 4: Get an audience.
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  Speaker 5: Let me tell you the reason I got kicked off
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  Speaker 5: Survivor is that all my great ideas they went up
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  Speaker 5: in smoke. Absolutely in smoke because of the way that
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  Speaker 5: I was treated on that show, and it's very disappointing.
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  Speaker 5: But the idea of playing bad teams and flexing every
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  Speaker 5: week instead of just two out of the last five,
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  Speaker 5: I think it's brilliant. I'm gonna maybe go with that.
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  Speaker 1: That would be the definition of show. That is forget
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  Speaker 1: the fans. Who cares? I honestly, this is the Marlins.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: This is the Florida Marlins, brand Tony, this is what
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  Speaker 1: this messo.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 1: Forget the fans might as well have been their slogan. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: this is you're not doing yourself any favors, David. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna give you another chance here. Maybe you'll say something.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Let's hold along here to them. I probably saw it
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  Speaker 1: last week. Who has made national news? Or take on
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Jahn Morant? You know we said we defended him. We said,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: you know, he plays for Memphis. The team name is
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: the Grizzlies. If you're a bunch of Grizzlies running around
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: all over the mountains, wouldn't it be stupid not to
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: carry a gun?
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: Don't you agree?
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: I think that as I think about Jahn Morant, that
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: is the difference that everyone on the Grizzlies should carry
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: a gun, because then he would stick out at all.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: You go.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: There you go, Now you again, you're back on the
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: right track. There you go. That's what we're going to
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: push for.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: I'm going to push for that at the next league meeting,
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: that we should arm every player and then there's no
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: way to certain and we should hold all practices in
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: strip clubs.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Well see, there you go again. You had a good
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: point right in the palm of your hand and then
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: you threw it away. That's what I do. I'm famous
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: for that.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's having trouble, Tony. Maybe you gotta just put
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: this in terms you can understand.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: It's like, let's say you're in Florida, right, and you
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: got all those marlins swimming around. If your player goes
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: out boating, what did you want him to have a
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: fishing rod or a harpoon gun. There's nothing wrong with that, right,
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I think that dynamite actually works better.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: No, you know, all right, but it's not the terrible solution.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: They We'll give him a break down. One last question
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: for you, all right. You know you're when you ate
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: with the Marlins, you were big into salary management, right,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: that's what you did. You know you were screwing players
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: over usual exactly. You're just trying to do it here
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: with Don True So your team was anyway. You know
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: people saying Patrick Mahomes should be paid more than Jalen Hurts, right,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: saying that, But did you see this. Jalen Hurts actually
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: went and got his master's degree from the University of Oklahoma.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Now we all know that people with master's degrees should
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: be paid.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: More than people who don't have them.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Don't you agree that Jalen Hurts should be paid, you know,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: at least twenty thirty percent more for that extra education.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: I think that lawyers actually should get thirty percent less,
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: and people who get a master should get twenty percent less,
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: but doctors should get twenty percent more. So I would propose,
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: actually that you pay players according to whether or not
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: they're doctors, because then they can fix themselves when they
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: get injured.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: That is the dumbest fucking take I've ever heard in
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: my whole life.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I've tried it. You know, we we had players.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: We didn't think any doctor can possibly fix you, Tony.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Before this, you know what, you know, before this reaches
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: a new low the show. Guess what, David Sampson, the
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: votes of vid and you've been voted off Fosco Island
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: because you're off the show.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: You're off the show. You're done. You're voted off the
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: show on prime ship. Build off to it, Irish, torch
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: no immunity.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Your house and burn it down, just like you torched
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: the whole Marlins franchise.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: See up?
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Is he off the line?
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Jay? Hang up the phone.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: You know I can't believe that the Florida Marlins let
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: that guy run their organization for fifteen years.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Well, actually I can believe it.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you're a good point, Tony. I kind
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: of do believe it to anyway. Yeah, you know, let's
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: not let him ruin, which was a terrific show for
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: right show of yues. We want to thank uh sponsor
• 19:00
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• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Prime Amazon the way to go if it.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Isn't someone who's ass kicking.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, produce Jay, What do you want?
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: What corrections?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: What hurry up?
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Go you said?
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: Brittany Grinder plays for the Phoenix Mercuries.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro wnba we never miss a game. Yeah, that's
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: the name. Yeah, bro, it's not Mercury's. It's just Mercury.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: You don't add an S at the end of it.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: It's singular.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well you know what's at the end your
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: time on Earth.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I just checked your relationship status. Looks like
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: that's also singular.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Oh got it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go. Well we're done. No second, what hurry
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: up go? You guys?
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: Said? The PGA champion was brooks Cepka.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro legend, he's awesome.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: It's not Kleepka, it's brooks Keopka.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Well I'm going to Crapca down your throat.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what's going to be a hole
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: in one. You're a grave dony, You're done. Let's get
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: out of here.
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: No more, what last one?
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: What hurry up?
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: You said the word paradigam.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, it's a wave of seeing things.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you clearly meant to say paradie. There's no such
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: word as parentigam. No.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: See what I meant to say, is you?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I hope you paradime a horrible death boom poor ly, Shit,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: he's soaking poorly.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: He's seeing things from a new paradigam. Now sure enough
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: sad life? Oh wait, hold on, Tony, a better way
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: to close out this show? Just got this in next
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: guest on a next show, super Bowl Hero just booked,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Nick will be Wow.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: That is huge news, huge news.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: And in the meantime, while we wait for that, remember
• 21:07
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• 21:11
  Speaker 4: We're all episodes, we're just taking off.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Listen to them all again.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Tony, great job as always, same to you,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: fully another flawless show.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: We'll see you people next week.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: See uh