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Members Only! Murder Monday!- Bob Ross; Slinging Paints & Slashing Taints? · Cosmic Peach

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  Speaker 1: Oh, hello, and welcome to American Top forty.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Casey, Casey Monday, Monday, so good to me Monday morning.
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  Speaker 2: It was all I hope it would be.
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  Speaker 3: On Monday morning, Monday morning.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't guarantee.
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  Speaker 4: The moname man, you will still be here with me there,
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  Speaker 4: as we mentioned earlier, doing stories and stuff. Maybe there's
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  Speaker 4: a trapper that lived here, and he went down to
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  Speaker 4: the river one day to check his beaver trapping. Maybe
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  Speaker 4: he fell in. Maybe there's a trapper that lived here.
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  Speaker 4: He went down to the river one day to check
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  Speaker 4: his beaver trapping. Maybe he fell in. Who knows. Now
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  Speaker 4: we could do a cabin necto me. In other words,
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  Speaker 4: just cut it off, get it the way we wanted.
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  Speaker 4: Better have a door in our cabin. It's easier to
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  Speaker 4: get in and out if you got a door. It's
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  Speaker 4: hard climbing through the window. Sometime it's word climbing through
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  Speaker 4: the window sometime.
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  Speaker 2: Hello friends, Hello Cosmic peach listeners, Happy Monday. This is
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  Speaker 2: Bob Ross and on this special edition show, we're going
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  Speaker 2: to be doing something a little different. We're just gonna
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  Speaker 2: start by getting our brushes out. We're gonna make a
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  Speaker 2: happy little mountain right here, happy little mountain. We're even
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  Speaker 2: gonna make a trail. We're gonna start at the top
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  Speaker 2: and go all the way down. We got a little
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  Speaker 2: trail going here. And at the end of this trail,
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  Speaker 2: you know, we come across a little gravel pit and
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  Speaker 2: it looks like a perfect place to dispose of a body.
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  Speaker 2: So we're gonna get a little shovel out. Everybody, get
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  Speaker 2: your little shovel out. We're just gonna dig a little
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  Speaker 2: gravel pit hole and we're gonna dig, and we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: dig about six feet down and then we're gonna take
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  Speaker 2: the body and we're gonna just damp it right in
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  Speaker 2: that pit right there, and then we'll just bury it.
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  Speaker 2: We'll just throw a little dirt back on top of it.
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  Speaker 2: Just gonna throw a little dirt. But you know, everybody
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  Speaker 2: needs a friend. Let's put another little body in there.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna put two little dead girls ride in the
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  Speaker 2: hole together. We're just gonna have them hold hands. They're
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  Speaker 2: special little friends. And actually, you know what, I decapitated
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  Speaker 2: this one, So hang on this draw little head right there.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna put the head because she might want to
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  Speaker 2: look around at all the little worms and all the
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  Speaker 2: little bugs crawling around in the grave with her. So
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna put her head in there. We're just gonna
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  Speaker 2: put her little head with a little blonde hair. We're
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  Speaker 2: gonna draw it in and I'm just gonna draw two
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  Speaker 2: little birds here and one stone, because that's what I
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  Speaker 2: was thinking when I murdered these two ladies. Two for
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  Speaker 2: the price of one, those little rascals. And that's okay
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  Speaker 2: in my world. And you know what, maybe the dirt
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  Speaker 2: gets turned up after we've left the grave there. For what,
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  Speaker 2: maybe the dirt gets turned up. Let's draw a little
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  Speaker 2: dirt getting turned up. Maybe maybe little fingerbone comes to
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  Speaker 2: the surface and all the little squirrels and the little
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  Speaker 2: birds have a snack. You know. I like to give
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  Speaker 2: back to the animal community. I love little birds and
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  Speaker 2: little squirrels and little decapitated eight year old. And that's
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  Speaker 2: going to be today's show. Thank you so much as
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  Speaker 2: Bob Ross. Hoping you have a wonderful day and happy Monday.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, folks. Today is the very first members only
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  Speaker 2: Murder Monday, and we're kicking it off with a bang.
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  Speaker 2: You thought I was gonna pussy foot around. You thought
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  Speaker 2: we were over here playing Patty Cake. Yes again, Bob Ross.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, the beloved, the one and only, Happy Little
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  Speaker 2: Bushes Bob Ross. Is he a mass cereal murderer? Is
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  Speaker 2: he a mass serial murderer? Well, in order to answer
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  Speaker 2: that question, we need to you and I dive deep
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  Speaker 2: into the rabbit hole. I hope you're ready for this one.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing like kicking back got your cubicle on a Monday
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  Speaker 2: morning with the peacher learning about how Bob Ross was
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  Speaker 2: a notorious serial murderer. He's the Garth Brooks of the
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  Speaker 2: painting world. Too many coincidences with the old Garth Brooks
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  Speaker 2: story and he definitely has for friends in those places.
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  Speaker 2: But what about Bob Ross. I mean he literally like,
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  Speaker 2: people love this guy. I'm not gonna lie. I'm kind
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  Speaker 2: of fond. I didn't watch the Netflix documentary, although I
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  Speaker 2: know there is one, and there is even a movie
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  Speaker 2: with Owen Wilson about Bob Ross and his a litt
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  Speaker 2: laugh ro. You can get a chia pet of Bob
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  Speaker 2: Ross for five ninety nine at the Dollar stores. Bob Ross,
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  Speaker 2: you grow the chia afro. People love him, People love him.
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  Speaker 2: Jack Black did a skit where he was painting something
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  Speaker 2: like Bob Ross. But friends, I'm gonna ask you to
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  Speaker 2: put on your best investigative caps today because this isn't
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  Speaker 2: your average serial murderer breakdown down. We have to take
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  Speaker 2: things that we know that we've learned in the past
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  Speaker 2: from the Cosmic Beach podcast, and in order to do that,
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  Speaker 2: we need to start by recapping a little bit of
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  Speaker 2: information on the book Programmed to Kill. If you haven't
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  Speaker 2: read it, it is absolutely the most important book you
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  Speaker 2: will ever read if you want to understand how serial
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  Speaker 2: murder works. It's a book written by David McGowan, and
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  Speaker 2: in the book program to Kill, he thoroughly outlines and
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  Speaker 2: proofs and gives the facts on how serial murder has
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  Speaker 2: a lot of politics involved. And it goes back to
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  Speaker 2: CIA training, military training, and these infamous serial killers that
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  Speaker 2: we've all come to know, Efrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, BTK.
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  Speaker 2: They are all Zodiac, even Herb Baumeister, all of these assholes.
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  Speaker 2: They are all involved in these programs which the general
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  Speaker 2: public will never be made aware of, secret military programs
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  Speaker 2: training serial killers. He not only thoroughly proves this theory
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  Speaker 2: quote unquote, it's no longer a theory. He gives more
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  Speaker 2: than adequate examples, facts and discoveries that make it true.
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  Speaker 2: I would even put ed Gean in this group of
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  Speaker 2: notorious serial killers. I think that there was some generational
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  Speaker 2: Satanism going on in his family, but there is a blueprint.
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  Speaker 2: In my opinion, they look for potential psychopaths and sociopaths
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  Speaker 2: from a very young age, using these gate programs and
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  Speaker 2: other testing in the school. I've said before, Jeffrey Dahmer,
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  Speaker 2: they found him at a very early age. He was
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  Speaker 2: torturing animals in his childhood. He probably got the testing
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  Speaker 2: at school. They saw he was a potential sociopath psychopath.
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  Speaker 2: They inducted him into the military, they trained him in Germany,
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  Speaker 2: and then he comes back and he becomes the Milwaukee Monster. Well,
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  Speaker 2: isn't that nice? Well Ted Bundy has a similar story,
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  Speaker 2: and we're going to get into how maybe, just maybe
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  Speaker 2: Bob Ross fits the program to kill blueprint. And if
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  Speaker 2: you need further examples of how the CIA and the
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  Speaker 2: Powers that be noodles their way into communities, you can
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  Speaker 2: go ahead and listen to my Laurel Canyon series. It's
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  Speaker 2: also based off of the work of David McGowan in
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  Speaker 2: the sixties during the so called hippie movement. There were
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  Speaker 2: a slew of murders that were running rampant. Ted Bundy
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  Speaker 2: was one of the serial killers in that era. Charles
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  Speaker 2: Manson just to name a few, and Charles Manson again
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  Speaker 2: fits the program to kill blueprint. These are not isolated events.
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  Speaker 2: These are not random events, random murders. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: there is a program to kill. And as with our
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  Speaker 2: cast of characters from the Laurel Canyon, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: them had military background themselves or they came from military families.
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  Speaker 2: Same with our serial killer profile. Political background or military background.
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  Speaker 2: So if we're going to check off box number one,
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  Speaker 2: did you know Bob Ross was in the military for
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  Speaker 2: over twenty years from nineteen sixty one to nineteen eighty one. Now,
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  Speaker 2: nineteen eighty one is a very important year. Please remember it.
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  Speaker 2: Put a little marker on there. Highlight it because we'll
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  Speaker 2: be touching on that again in just a moment. Bob
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  Speaker 2: Ross even got to the rank of master sergeant. I've
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  Speaker 2: heard a few other people talking about this quote unquote
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  Speaker 2: conspiracy theory, but I think it's a little bit more
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  Speaker 2: than a theory at this point. They like to go
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  Speaker 2: into the background and break down Bob Ross's childhood and
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  Speaker 2: tell you how his dad was a carpenter and how
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  Speaker 2: Bob Ross was working with his dad and he got
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  Speaker 2: his finger fucked up, and they just go into a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of details that we don't really need to know
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  Speaker 2: or care about. I'm gonna skip past that because we
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  Speaker 2: need to get to the biscuits and gravy here. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not here to sit around and talk about useless information.
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  Speaker 2: You know what branded jeans he liked to wear. We
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  Speaker 2: don't need to know that. Okay, if you watch the
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  Speaker 2: Netflix documentary, you probably already have some background on what
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  Speaker 2: happened after he became the infamous Bob Ross. But they're
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  Speaker 2: not going to give you the whole story. But I am.
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  Speaker 2: That's why you're here, Happy Monday. The only thing I
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  Speaker 2: will say about his childhood is that Bob Ross cared
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  Speaker 2: for injured animals armadillos, snakes, alligators, squarels, and sometimes he
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  Speaker 2: would feature these little shitheads on a show. Later on,
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  Speaker 2: he loved animals. Okay, yep, that's fine, so do I
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  Speaker 2: minus cats. But where the story, in my opinion, really
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  Speaker 2: begins is nineteen sixty one. Yes, that's the Laurel Canyon era,
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  Speaker 2: and that is going to be very important for how
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  Speaker 2: this breaks down. So nineteen sixty one, eighteen year old
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  Speaker 2: Bobby ross enlists in the United States Air Force and
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  Speaker 2: was put into service as a medical records technician, and
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  Speaker 2: he rose quickly to the rank of master sergeant and
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  Speaker 2: served as the first sergeant of the clinic at Ellison
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  Speaker 2: Air Force Base in Alaska. Bob ross would later claim
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  Speaker 2: that it was his time in Alaska when he first
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  Speaker 2: saw the snow and the mountains, that he fell in
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  Speaker 2: love with painting, specifically landscapes, because he grew up in Florida,
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  Speaker 2: he never saw no shit like that before. Beautiful, breathtaking,
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  Speaker 2: majestic wilderness of Alaska with the snow capped mountains and
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  Speaker 2: the whispering winds and possibly Bigfoot, but we never saw
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  Speaker 2: him pop up in a painting anyways, Alaska took his
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  Speaker 2: breath away. He turned him into the landscaping art mogul
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  Speaker 2: that we all know and love. He developed some kind
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  Speaker 2: of a quick painting technique, oil on oil, something like this,
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  Speaker 2: and he said his only salvation, his only reprieve from
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  Speaker 2: the absolute nightmare being in the military, was having breaks
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  Speaker 2: at the end of the day, to have time to
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  Speaker 2: himself to paint. That was his reprieve, that his happily
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  Speaker 2: ever after. The military positions that he held required him
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  Speaker 2: to be an absolute beast of a motherfucker. And he
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  Speaker 2: was the guy that would make you scrub the latrine.
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  Speaker 2: He was the guy screaming in your face, make to
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  Speaker 2: make your bed and get cleaned up and do push ups.
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  Speaker 2: And he was the guy who would scream at you
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  Speaker 2: for being late to work. And his nickname was beat
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  Speaker 2: Down Bobby. Far cry from the little tiny squirrels and
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  Speaker 2: the little old birds and the happy bushes and the
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  Speaker 2: cutie trees and all of that, far far, far cry.
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  Speaker 2: Now we're seeing a little bit of a different picture
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  Speaker 2: of our Bob Ross beat Down Bobby. For twenty years
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  Speaker 2: he did this. Supposedly, he said, after I leave the military,
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  Speaker 2: I vow to never raise my voice again and never
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  Speaker 2: be mean, and apparently just paint happy little bushes. Now
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  Speaker 2: that could be true. I don't know. I have a
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  Speaker 2: theory on it. But now let's kind of jump ahead
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  Speaker 2: a little bit and talk about the landscapes he painted,
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  Speaker 2: typically mountains, lakes, snow log gabin scenes, all inspired by Alaska,
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  Speaker 2: where he was obviously stationed for the majority of his
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  Speaker 2: Air Force career. He repeatedly said everyone has inherent artistic
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  Speaker 2: talent and could become an accomplished artist given time, practice,
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  Speaker 2: and encouragement. And of course he would say little fruity
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  Speaker 2: quotes like we don't make mistakes, we just have happy accidents.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's all good and fine, Bobby, But are you
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  Speaker 2: secretly the paint sling and taint slasher. I me myself,
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  Speaker 2: and I want to know. So we got to keep digging.
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  Speaker 2: So here is a little fun fact for you. Ninety
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  Speaker 2: one percent of Ross's paintings contained at least one tree,
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  Speaker 2: forty four contained clouds, thirty nine mountains, thirty four mountain lakes,
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  Speaker 2: and by his own estimation, Bob Ross completed more than
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  Speaker 2: thirty thousand paintings three of each one. His work rarely
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  Speaker 2: contained human subjects or signs of human life. Maybe that's
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  Speaker 2: just how he liked to get down, or maybe it's
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  Speaker 2: our first clue bookmarket. On a rare occasion, he would
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  Speaker 2: incorporate a cabin, sometimes with a chimney, but never with
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  Speaker 2: chimney smoke, and that would make one assume that it's unoccupied.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe the cabin is a signal that he used
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  Speaker 2: to kind of mark which paintings had a body attached
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  Speaker 2: to it, if that makes any sense. So this is
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  Speaker 2: where the theory kicked off. And it may sound like
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  Speaker 2: bogus nonsense to you, but there's actual bodies to back
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  Speaker 2: it up. People kept saying it was odd he never
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  Speaker 2: painted human subjects or any sign of life in his landscapes.
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  Speaker 2: Even Thomas Kincaid anytime he would do a landscape with
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  Speaker 2: a little house and it had little lights on inside
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  Speaker 2: and a little chimney smoke, and it looked like somebody
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  Speaker 2: was in there just having a good old time, but
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  Speaker 2: not Bob Ross. And in the clip I played at
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  Speaker 2: the beginning of this episode, he told a story about
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  Speaker 2: a trapper maybe he got lost, maybe he and the
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  Speaker 2: cabin was empty and the door was open, and it
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  Speaker 2: was black on the inside of the cabin, totally dark
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  Speaker 2: and desolate. Well, people have strung together a series of
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  Speaker 2: victims that have been found, and the landscape happens to
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  Speaker 2: match landscapes that Bob Ross has painted down to the tea,
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, sure, maybe he remembered these locations from spending
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  Speaker 2: time in Alaska, and they're just infamous places to go
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  Speaker 2: visit for their natural scenic beauty. But why are bodies
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  Speaker 2: popping up, Bob? Why are the bodies popping up? Bob?
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  Speaker 2: And then he's telling a story about well maybe it
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  Speaker 2: was a little trapper, and so he's signaling in these landscapes,
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  Speaker 2: kill sites, reliving them, reminiscing on them. He said, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: let's just clear our mind and get out our little paintbrush,
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  Speaker 2: and we're just gonna get to go in here, and
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna start with a little mountain and we'll put
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  Speaker 2: a little bear here and a little elk there, and well,
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  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up, Bob, talking about it just is
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  Speaker 2: coming out of nowhere. These these landscapes that you're doing,
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  Speaker 2: you have no other reference other than just inspiration from
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  Speaker 2: Alaskans scenic beauty. You couldn't have possibly picked these exact
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  Speaker 2: landscapes to recreate with these little side stories because there's
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  Speaker 2: actually more to the story. And if we're gonna check
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  Speaker 2: Program to Kill Blueprint box number two, how is he
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  Speaker 2: affiliated with the CIA? Well he is. He definitely is.
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  Speaker 3: Buckle up, baby, because it's about to go down. Bobby
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  Speaker 3: boys got a little bit of a secrety shiding. Sheesh,
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  Speaker 3: what a Cliffhanger Heavens to Murgatroy, How on earth are
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  Speaker 3: you gonna get through the rest of your Monday without
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