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Dani's Top Ten Favourite Asylums · Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

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  Topics may include but not limited to witchcraft,
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  paranormal, habitdings, true crime, conspiracies, and
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  anything crazy. A dribbling lunatic in a padded
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  cell. Crazy as a dribbling fuck.
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  I'm justy and I have an actual diagnosis for ADHD, which means
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  100 years ago I'd have been institutionalized for having
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  loud thoughts that are mostly about killing people and my
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  genitals. I am joined, as always, by our
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  Hostess with the mostest, who would have found herself in an
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  insane asylum for her taste in men, demon worship, antisocial
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  behavior, and being so horny in public that she drags her Fanny
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  across furniture like a dog with worms.
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  It's Danny fucking Thomas. That was good though, I'm tired
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  of you. I'm not doing it again.
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  Just using an incredible amount of pain.
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  It's like. Pain.
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  It's it's it's discomfort. It's the.
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  Scary reality of being an adult and eating late at night.
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  Well, you. Bought me off.
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  Time. Reflux.
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  He's blown me off 3 times and there is in agony and I'm not
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  letting him reschedule again. So.
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  So here we are. You give you you gave me the
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  output, then you start. You piqued my interest with
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  stuff that's in your inbox, so I can't fucking.
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  Yeah, yeah, that's how I get it. I got him.
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  But this week we're carrying on the.
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  We're not though, because this has nothing to do with
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  Halloween. It could, but my cast OK, right?
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  Whatever scary things. Haunted asylums?
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  So asylums have always really interested me.
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  Can you mute yourself if you're going to be fucking grown in
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  there like an old door? Sorry this.
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  Is that's my actual breast, like I can't help it.
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  It's I'm I'm rolling on about 20 minutes sleep and it feels like
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  someone is actually holding a flame to my fucking heart.
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  Do you have Rennie? No this.
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  Is I don't. Have any?
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  I don't know what milk, I don't what.
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  Look how. I didn't know.
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  I didn't know that whatever I get fucking an hour ago was
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  going to fucking be kicking the fuck on me.
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  I don't have ready to eat. I don't take anything in.
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  There's not. There's no such thing as actual
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  medicine in my house. There's milk, I'm sure.
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  No, there's not milk. There's not milk.
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  What would I do? You not have milk?
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  The only time, the only time I have milk in my house is the day
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  before. I feel like, oh, I should make
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  scrambled eggs, and then I don't want to think about that milk
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  until five days after I've eaten those scrambled eggs and it's a
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  yogurt in my fridge. I don't know.
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  It was a very nice yogurt. So we have to get the semi
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  skimmed. It takes ages to go off.
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  Last skim my bollocks. Actually, did you see?
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  Speaking of Skims and bollocks, did you see the new Skims
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  launch? So Kim Kardashian's like
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  underwear brand. No.
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  But this is the attitude I'm going to have for the rest of
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  this podcast, by the way, so don't ask me about Kim
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  Kardashian's fucking Skimware, no.
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  And what's special about? It's got a Bush, It's a song
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  with a fake Bush. And you can get them in all
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  different. No, you can get them in all
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  different colors. And she also has a nipple
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  piercing bra to make it look like you've got your nipples
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  pierced. What?
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  But yeah, the latest one is is a Bush, because the Bush is in
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  trend now. And instead of just growing
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  their hair, people are buying essentially merkins from Kim
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  Kardashian. It's not even it comes off like
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  I I said this right, I go both ways.
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  If I go home with a girl and I take her pants off and her Bush
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  is fake, I'm shooting her in the head or like leaving, you know,
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  one one or the other. But like, yeah, imagine like
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  faking your butt and I don't even understand what in what cut
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  like, because you're not going to just fucking pull your pants
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  off right and just walk around a party with your fake Bush
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  strapped on. Like what?
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  Like it doesn't make any sense. Like it doesn't, there's no real
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  world instance where that's practical or desired.
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  Like it's. It doesn't make any sense to me.
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  I'm I'm just. Like I'm at a level of
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  discomfort physically right now that the fact that you're
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  telling me that people are walking around with basically
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  Remember, Remember back in the day they used to have those
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  sleeves that had the fake tattoos on the.
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  Tattoos, yeah. This sounds like demented like.
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  So it's called faux hair micro string song.
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  The colours are cacao, black, curly.
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  I'm going to send the picture of it to you.
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  I don't want your reaction. I don't want.
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  I want your reaction I. Wish I was I don't want to be on
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  this planet anymore and it's. Not I want your.
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  Reaction to it alright open this for me.
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  I just sent it to you. That's.
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  What? She said, oh for folks sake.
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  No, it gets, it gets, it gets better, it gets better, right.
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  So there's there's textures. So you can have this one which
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  is ginger straight, Ginger straight.
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  Like the lower half of my face? Well.
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  Didn't. You can have curly and straight,
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  basically, and they're all yeah, yeah.
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  And you can be, you know, you can have, you can be white, you
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  can be, you can be Asian, you can be black.
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  You can be all of them so that they're all, they're separate
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  colors. And then you can also have
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  ginger blonde or cocoa. And it depends if you want it
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  curly or straight. So you can pick your style.
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  You. Can have maybe 2 you can have
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  you can be curly one day you can be straight the next, you know,
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  you can pick your own Bush probably, yeah.
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  Let me see if they if they have one.
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  The fabled Hulk Hogan. So the clay is, is the colour is
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  I think for for the Asian girls. And yeah, you can get clay
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  blonde. Let me see.
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  Hang on. I can.
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  I came into this podcast very, very unprepared today and I did
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  not think that the first thing we'll be talking about Stop
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  sending me them. You.
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  Ask. I've got.
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  I've now got three pictures of fucking it just.
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  It's AG string with just. For 34 lbs might I add. 34 lbs.
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  34 of the King's pounds. What's What's that in real
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  money? Uh, let me see and.
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  You don't have to do the conversion rate I I'm sorry.
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  I want to because it's. I'm actually curious.
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  Umm, so that is that would be €39 and 16 P, so about €40. €40
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  for a fake George W This is the this is for that.
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  Yeah, yeah. I and.
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  Then. Don't want to live on this
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  planet anymore? It's it's Maverick.
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  So it's not been like obviously it's it's not been like well
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  received. People are just like what the
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  fuck, but with the nipple ring bra.
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  I mean, hang on, I'm gonna I'll. Send you the nipple.
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  Don't tell it to me. I don't want I get a.
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  Jason, to you already, but this is 72 lbs for a nipple ring bra.
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  Yeah. And like, I think you could just
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  buy a set of nipple rings and glue them to a regular bra if
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  you wanted that look. That's an easy fucking thing to
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  do. And that so that would retail
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  then in in real money for 8295 for for that bra 8295.
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  Listen, if there's anybody out there listening, which I doubt
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  that's I doubt that after whatever.
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  Claire. 15 episodes of whatever the fuck we're after bacon.
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  You're out. There and you and you're saying
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  to yourself, oh, I want to spend 82 fucking quid on fake nipple
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  piercing bras. Just listen, send me 82,
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  whatever it is and I'll I'll just send you a message that
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  says nice, nice nipple piercings spa and then you can feel like
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  you have your nipples pierced for A to quit I.
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  We could probably, like, do a nice segue that people who pay
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  money for those kinds of things deserve to be in an asylum,
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  which is what we're talking about this week.
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  That's a good segue. That's a good segue, alright.
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  I'd love to appreciate it more but I'm I'm filled with rage.
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  You can over the merkin or the bra or the heartburn and all of
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  it. Do you know what I don't?
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  I don't even know anymore. The point when I I just feel
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  like my body is attacking itself, but now you've made my
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  brain also attack itself and I feel like I'm being invaded by
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  myself. OK.
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  I. Feel like going insane, honey?
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  Right, Well, let's just jump into this, right?
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  So we're going to talk to you today about 10 of the most
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  profoundly haunted asylums in the world.
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  No particular order. These are all just ones that are
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  super fucked up. Ghost Adventures have done like
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  fucking half of them. I do have to say, before we get
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  into this, it's a question for you, Justy.
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  Have you seen Grave Encounters? No, I don't know why, I said
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  very before. No, I've definitely.
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  Not very very, very good sound footage style kind of horror
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  movie. It's based on the likes of like
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  Ghost Adventures, like Ghost Hunters, all of all of that
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  shit. Genuinely really scary.
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  I remember I showed it to Matt like on like our second date or
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  something and he was just like, I'm genuinely might like just
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  end this right. He hates scary movies, but it is
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  really well done. I like I like fan footage
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  anyway. It's not anything like Willow
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  Creek. I'm sorry, because I know that's
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  what you're thinking in your head.
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  You're like, I'll never watch anything that you suggest ever
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  again, but it is really creepy. It's really well done.
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  But that was filmed in an actual asylum that we will get to in
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  this list, which I just find is a really a really cool little
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  fact. But anyway, so our first one
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  that we're going to talk about today is I don't know how to
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  pronounce this trans Allegheny, Allegheny, Allegheny, Allegheny,
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  whatever. You're you're saying that with a
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  question mark as if all you can see the same thing as you're
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  looking at. Trans Allegheny, I just don't
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  know. I don't know if you've.
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  Heard of it? Trans dash ALLEGHENYI don't.
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  Know what it is, what them if it's.
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  Aleheny. If it's trans it's just more
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  walk nonsense. Anyway, so trans eleny eleny,
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  I'm just. Going to say.
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  Anyway, you're supposed to go with the Rift.
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  Annie. I'm sitting here.
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  I'm sitting. Here in absolute trans agony and
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  you're fucking. Here.
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  Just give me something there. Fucking hell.
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  I'm going to I'm going to put it in I'm.
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  Going to put. It in I'm going to put it into
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  to Google to to break that down Trans Allegheny.
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  OK Allegheny. That's all right that that's
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  fine. So trans Allegheny lunatic
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  asylum in West Virginia, USA. So this imposing federally
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  funded Kirkbride structure was meant to be a sanctuary when it
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  opened in 1864, but it quickly became a Chamber of horrors
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  built for 250 patients. Its population exploded to 2600
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  by the 1950s, so obviously mass overcrowding.
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  This led to rampant violence, filth, and barbaric treatment.
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  The building is notorious for widespread use of ice pick
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  lobotomies. Electroshock.
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  I bet there's a second of electroshock there where it
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  feels so good though. Like I bet for a second it feels
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  amazing. What was I looking at?
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  Was it the what was I looking at there that were the guy was
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  Jesus Christ Ali, right in my fucking ear.
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  Yeah, I heard that too. Pop is very delicate right now,
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  but I was looking at something with Mother of Christ, could you
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  but something with the the guy was a gay and he was very much
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  so being like, Oh, I'm opting for the Electro shock therapy.
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  Oh, this is what it was. It was the egg gain thing and
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  the guy from cycle. Yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah, and they, yeah, because and, and his actual therapist
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  was saying like all the botanies have gone our favor, but like,
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  they, they are very effective. And that's when my beautiful
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  girlfriend was like, what's what's a little about me?
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  And I'm like, oh, that's where they go through your eye with a
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  rather sharp pick and basically puncture a hole in your brain so
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  that you don't feel things anymore.
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  And it's very, very effective when it comes to treatment for
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  homosexuality because it just suppresses your actual and
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  personality, which. What they do it for?
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  But like, it's like, oh, it cured homosexuality.
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  No, it didn't. It fundamentally changes who you
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  are. Yeah.
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  You don't have a sex drive anymore, you don't have an
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  anything anymore. You're just.
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  I'd love a lot of me. Oh I would love.
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  You just are very very long sharp SSRI to the brain.
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  It goes right in your little, the corner of your eye, so
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  through that little cavity there in your skull to the to your
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  brain. And they just kind of fucking
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  wiggle it around a bit and fuck with your brain.
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  But it's like Rose Kennedy very famously had a lobotomy.
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  So she was a bit of like a, she would have been like the Paris
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  Hilton of her day. We'll say she was just a party
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  girl. She loved to do drugs and drink
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  and just go out all the time. And we're like, oh, we can't
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  have this. She's she's going to affect
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  John's presidential campaign. So she was lobotomized at 21, I
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  believe. And yeah, was just basically a
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  vegetable for, for the rest of her life.
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  Yeah. Because she liked to go out and
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  like drink and smoke and stuff. And they're like, we can't have
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  this. She's going to fucking get in
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  the way, in the way of the election, even though she like
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  didn't she wasn't involved in any, any political activity.
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  She was just literally his sister.
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  Yeah. So Rose was, she was lobotomized
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  at 21. I think she ended up in a
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  wheelchair pretty much like immediately and then just lived
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  as a vegetable until like I think she died like in her 80s.
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  Like she she lived a long time after the lobotomy but just
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  barely living. Do you know what I mean?
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  Which was on usually have a long shelf life.
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  No, no. But she, yeah, which is it's,
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  it's really fucking sad. But yeah, like things like that,
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  like electroshock therapy, a lot of the treatments back then
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  where like extremely obviously fucking experimental and brutal.
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  And it kind of would go back a bit to jokes of mangling.
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  They were still using like a lot of his methods and experiments
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  and things like that. Like there were a lot of papers
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  were written off of his works in these earlier earlier day
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  asylums hoping to. Kind of good friend of the show.
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  Yeah, yeah. He he wasn't he them, but what
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  like was he going down the road? For those of you who don't know,
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  by the way, he is a Nazi doctor. He is, uh, known for.
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  His bizarre He's a doctor. Yeah, he's not.
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  He didn't help anyone's Boo boos.
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  He wasn't. He wasn't.
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  He made Boo boos. He made a lot.
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  He made a lot of Boo boos and. He was he.
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  Was the guy with the the fixation of the twins well?
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  Yeah, we've covered him a little bit and and he deserves his own
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  episode, but we we did cover him a bit in the in the Nazi
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  episode. In the where we were very
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  unprepared to do the Nazi episode and.
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  We will do a revised episode at some point.
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  I think like if anybody is like thinking right, we we should do
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  something with this person. Psychologically, they're not
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  right and we need to give them some treatments.
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  The last person I would be looking up is the Nazi Doctor
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  Who like experimented on people's eyes kind of thing.
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  Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think they were
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  just like, oh, that crap was on to something.
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  But there's I, I don't know. I mean, I feel like I would have
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  liked the Victorian kind of approach to mental illness where
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  they just jerk you off and give you cocaine and then your grand.
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  Do you know what I mean? Like, I would have been OK with
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  that. It's like, there you are now,
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  away to the sea for a week and you'll be good as gold.
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  And I'm like, yeah, you know what I am.
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  Yeah, Warren. Your wife is very hysterical.
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  Let me finger her and get the. Yeah, that was The thing is in
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  in the yeah, they they prescribed like orgasms to women
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  or like they go to like a doctor would like literally have a
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  dildo that was plugged into the fucking like that esteem engine.
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  I would be, I would be a hypochondriac, like if my
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  fucking like my shitty fucking husband who worked on the
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  railroad or did whatever the fuck couldn't please me.
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  I would just constantly be like, oh, I feel, I feel manic again
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  today, Theodore. So I'm, I'm going to go to the
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  doctor, like with my fucking wine.
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  Yeah. Off to doctor.
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  Phillips. Kept prescribing me wanks.
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  I think I'd be feeling well. Jesus, another fever again
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  today. That's.
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  Oh, you're like, what is 1? 1000 days in a row.
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  I would be like attached. I'd be like, So what?
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  So what are we? Are we like, you know, like, is
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  there a missus make you come? Is there a missus Dr. Climax?
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  Doctor climax to 469. That's Doctor Climax.
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  All. Right.
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  OK, so say a mass overcrowding blah blah building is notorious
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  for widespread use of ice pick lobotomies, aftershock and the
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  practice of confine confining violent patients, including
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  women in small cages or solitary confinement cells, which doesn't
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  sound too bad. So I've made a list of like the
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  the spirits that allegedly still haunt the buildings and like
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  what they're known for. So the first spirit that we have
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  that's in Trans al al Guinea, whatever the fuck her name is
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  Lily. She's the most famous and
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  beloved ghost. Lily is said to be a young girl
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  who was either born in the asylum to a patient named Gladys
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  and died of pneumonia at age 9, or was a former child patient
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  who lived and died on the 4th floor ward.
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  Or she's often encountered by the scent of lavender and the
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  sound of a small voice. Visitors often leave her toys
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  and dolls in the children's ward.
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  I've seen that a few and like that's in a few of these like
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  asylums I've listed. There's like there seems to be a
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  lot of people that leave toys and stuff which you should not
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  do because it could be demonic spirits.
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  It could be anything like that. That kind of.
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  They do tend to cosplay as kids to trick people.
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  Because the whole time isn't it where like?
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  Yeah, that. Was like help me kind of attain
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  like. Yeah, it's like a lot of it is
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  like, and I'll obviously like, I work with teams, I study them
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  and stuff. You can even read up on anything
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  that a lot of them do tend to use.
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  It's a term. It's like masked by innocence,
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  yeah, but it's it's masked by innocence.
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  So a lot of it is like they're they find you easier to pull in
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  that people fall for it more if. It's like a child or if it's
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  like vulnerable people. Yes, yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah, for like people with a bigger hat, it's like it's like
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  how freemium games prey on people with ADHD and neuro
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  divergent. It's theme are praying on people
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  who have their kind of propensity towards feeling sorry
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  or helping someone. Yeah.
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  That's like actually a really a really good way of kind of
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  putting it. And it's like you you'll always
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  see kind of it's depicted in horror movies.
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  So it's like someone like rolls a ball down like a fucking
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  corridor and then the ball rolls back and it's like, oh, like
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  this is so cute. Like this is this little boy
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  ghost. So just wants a friend.
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  And it's like a big fucking honking demon on the other end,
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  just like, yes, come here immortal.
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  But yeah, it does. It tends to be a thing that they
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  always say like don't follow child spirits or don't invite
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  child spirits in because they're the worst ones.
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  So yeah, there the other guy then, Dean, speared of a male
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  patient who was brutally murdered by two of his peers.
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  He was reportedly found with his head crushed beneath a bed
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  frame. Visitors report extreme
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  temperature drops and disembodied cries in his former
• 26:49
  room, a place saturated with violent residual energy.
• 26:53
  So it's said that if you visit his room, the blood stains are
• 26:57
  still all over the floor, everywhere, all over the walls
• 27:01
  and everything. I think he was one of like the
• 27:02
  last patients to reside in that room.
• 27:06
  So yeah, he's still there. Yeah, probably.
• 27:10
  And then? There was a room where you've
• 27:14
  had to clean crushed skull out of the the car, but like.
• 27:20
  Yeah, I mean, I, and I don't think a lot of people had a
• 27:23
  choice. I think they were probably just
• 27:24
  fucking crammed in there anyway. And this is another thing.
• 27:28
  So the, the movie I mentioned earlier, Grave Encounters, umm,
• 27:33
  a lot of the stuff that they filmed.
• 27:35
  Have you heard of, you probably have actually heard of Waverly
• 27:37
  Hills? Yes.
• 27:39
  Yeah, so it was filmed in, in Waverly Hills, which is, umm,
• 27:45
  Ghost Adventures has done an episode there.
• 27:47
  Uh, there's been like a few different documentaries done on
• 27:49
  the place and there's this film career with film in there, but a
• 27:54
  lot of the stuff, like the majority of the stuff is still
• 27:57
  left behind from when it was an asylum.
• 28:01
  And they just went with that. They just did.
• 28:03
  They didn't really add a lot. They just kind of filmed and
• 28:07
  then added everything in later or whatever.
• 28:09
  But. All of the what do you call
• 28:15
  hydrotherapy? Like the tops where they like
• 28:19
  they're all still still there. All the.
• 28:21
  Wheelchairs. Metal tubs and stuff that's.
• 28:25
  Yeah, yeah. All that's still there.
• 28:27
  Like you can still see blood on the walls.
• 28:29
  You can still see graffiti on the walls that's like old, like,
• 28:32
  written with blood. Like help me.
• 28:34
  You can still see like this is hell.
• 28:36
  Like all of this stuff is actually there from patients and
• 28:40
  then you've got like obviously other parts of it where kids
• 28:43
  have broken in and they're, they're just looking for a fight
• 28:45
  and shit. But like a lot of it is still
• 28:46
  untouched. All the old wheelchairs, loads
• 28:50
  of stuff like that downstairs then and like the surgical
• 28:54
  suites that's all still there. All of the like the tools and
• 28:58
  everything like. That they were where they like
• 29:02
  have flown drawn cameras in around like these old asylums
• 29:08
  where it's like, yeah, as you're describing it like it's just
• 29:12
  stuff that's been like remnants from when people were in there,
• 29:18
  like. But what I don't understand, and
• 29:20
  it happens a lot. I even see like a YouTube videos
• 29:22
  of people here in Ireland where they've they've abandoned things
• 29:25
  like hospitals and old, yeah, prisons and stuff like that
• 29:28
  where it's like, it just looks like people were in there one
• 29:31
  day and then the next day there was nobody at the point like,
• 29:35
  yeah, you'd imagine like they clear this kind of stuff out or
• 29:38
  that have some kind of like. A lot of it.
• 29:41
  Even even the medical stuff like.
• 29:44
  So there's myself and my friend Sophie.
• 29:48
  We had, we even had a little Instagram account there a couple
• 29:51
  of years ago, like it was either just before COVID or just during
• 29:56
  or after or whatever it was. But we had.
• 30:00
  During or just after one of those times that's.
• 30:03
  That was 20/19/20. 28. It was it was, it was basically
• 30:08
  when like there was not a lot of people around.
• 30:11
  I think you could go out and about, but like, I don't know.
• 30:14
  Anyway, so we used to go to like abandoned places.
• 30:18
  That was like our thing. And we actually found my
• 30:23
  favorite place in the world, which is Elan Valley on this one
• 30:27
  little journey. We went to find like this
• 30:31
  abandoned asylum in mid Wales. Fucking terrifying, really
• 30:37
  fucking scary place, right? But we went like, obviously it
• 30:39
  was in the summer, it was the middle of the day, so it wasn't
• 30:42
  like too bad. But we went and there's a
• 30:46
  graveyard around the back of it. All of the graves are from like
• 30:49
  the 1800s. Like this place closed in the
• 30:51
  20s, nineteen 20s, not the 20s, like the 2000 and 20s.
• 30:57
  And a lot of it is like just you can't go in because it's just
• 31:02
  fucking asbestos, like everywhere.
• 31:04
  But it's also like in bits because like, I'm just going to
• 31:09
  say the word because I will say the word.
• 31:10
  I don't give a fuck. The Pikeys have broken in and
• 31:12
  taken all the fucking copper out of the place, all the copper
• 31:15
  wire, everything. Loads of words like so you could
• 31:17
  have used any like I plenty of words you could have used, yeah.
• 31:22
  Well, I don't care. There's travelers and there's
• 31:25
  pikeys. There's a difference, right?
• 31:26
  So the pikeys have gotten in and they've done that.
• 31:29
  So it's it's all in bits. But like we, we semi got inside
• 31:35
  a little bit and I remember we we got in like we had to go in
• 31:40
  through this window. It's on bits and there's just I
• 31:45
  have a picture. I'll send you the picture.
• 31:46
  It still freaks me the fuck out but it's just just this
• 31:48
  perfectly placed pair. Of.
• 31:51
  Boots from like fucking area, 1900s, just just placed
• 31:58
  perfectly on the floor in the middle of the floor in this
• 32:03
  room. And it was fucking terrifying.
• 32:06
  There's pictures of staff. There's like loads of shit.
• 32:09
  There's clothes left behind. Obviously the wheelchairs, the
• 32:12
  equipment, the fucking surgical suites are still intact.
• 32:16
  Like from fucking like for ages. You can get in and you can go up
• 32:22
  to. So we didn't want to risk it
• 32:24
  because there was like the stairs were like fucking caving
• 32:26
  in and we were like, yeah, we're in.
• 32:28
  There's no one around for fucking miles.
• 32:30
  Like we're not going to risk like trying to go up these
• 32:33
  stairs and just fucking falling through them.
• 32:36
  But it's it's it's mad like how it it does, like you said, like
• 32:40
  it just feels like time just stopped and everyone just
• 32:43
  disappears and it's just left to rot there.
• 32:46
  Like it's, it's fucking crazy. Like, I don't know if you know
• 32:49
  eh of eh Saint Simons in Wexford and it's worthy.
• 32:55
  No, I think we might have. You might have mentioned it
• 32:57
  before. So it's that's closed now, but
• 33:03
  it was kind of it closed very recently and the only reason it
• 33:07
  didn't close like all of a sudden was basically because
• 33:10
  there were a few like older patients that had nowhere else
• 33:13
  to go and they were kind of just seeing them through the end of
• 33:17
  days, whatever. And now it's a big Spanish
• 33:19
  looking building like literally looks like it belongs in Spain.
• 33:25
  And that was because the blueprints got mixed up.
• 33:29
  So which which has happened a few times in Wexford alone.
• 33:32
  The bridge is the same. So the prints for the hospital
• 33:36
  were sent to Wexford and then Wexford, the Spanish hospital
• 33:41
  was sent to fucking Spain. So there's like a fucking like a
• 33:46
  ridiculous fucking old style bill.
• 33:48
  Yeah, it's mad. So there's like the the building
• 33:51
  was built based on the. Irish looking building in Spain
• 33:53
  somewhere, yeah. Yeah.
• 33:55
  What is it? What is Irish style?
• 33:58
  Just some square. I don't know why the windows.
• 34:01
  Like my mom worked there for in the 60s, so like from when she
• 34:04
  was 14, she worked in this in this mental asylum.
• 34:10
  And it's so I don't know what the style of building would have
• 34:14
  been back in the 60s in Ireland. I'm not too sure.
• 34:19
  Normally. Like when it comes to kind of
• 34:20
  institutional houses like that, like our buildings like that, it
• 34:25
  would be just one big square block with like the, the most
• 34:32
  like extravagant thing in the the whole building would be that
• 34:36
  it would have like maybe granite key stones on every corner, but
• 34:40
  that's it. Like just a big square boring
• 34:43
  building. So you're probably walking
• 34:45
  around somewhere in Spain with all of these like lovely,
• 34:50
  architecturally beautiful. Yeah.
• 34:52
  And then you're just got like. Yeah, and then you're some Lego
• 34:56
  house in the middle of it that just looks like it was built by
• 34:58
  a lad called Key Ron. This is imposing, horrible
• 35:05
  fucking building. But yeah, like, I mean the
• 35:09
  building itself is like if you drive past it, like you would
• 35:12
  not think if someone like you'd be like, oh, what's that
• 35:14
  building? You would not think it was a
• 35:16
  fucking mental institution like you.
• 35:18
  You just wouldn't. But it like where it's so it's
• 35:23
  just outside of an escort the town like literally you can
• 35:26
  walk. My mom used to tell me the
• 35:28
  story. How?
• 35:29
  Sure, we used. I used to.
• 35:30
  Walk up that net like up there now every fucking morning.
• 35:33
  To work when I was 14 and blah blah.
• 35:35
  Blah. I mean, you're like, all right,
• 35:37
  like fucking was also like child abuse was rampant back then in
• 35:41
  the 60s, but whatever. And it is like, it's kind of
• 35:45
  nowhere and there's like a graveyard at the back of it for
• 35:47
  all, like the deceased patients. And I used to be like fascinated
• 35:52
  by this building. Like we used to have to walk
• 35:53
  past it to get to like my nanny's house, like, because
• 35:57
  they live so close. And then I remember like talking
• 36:02
  to my nanny about it and she was just like, oh, sure, that's been
• 36:05
  around since before your mommy's time as well.
• 36:06
  So I remember when me and your granddad now, we first moved in
• 36:09
  there and we were just around, just open around the corner from
• 36:13
  it now. And it was before all the good
• 36:15
  drugs were brought in and you can hear him screaming into the
• 36:19
  night, all the patients. And you'd be hard to sleep now
• 36:22
  because you couldn't leave your window open enough.
• 36:24
  Now you'd hear him screaming. And I'm just like 10, just like.
• 36:29
  That's not normal. Screaming like boxes, riding
• 36:35
  Josh I. Like a fucking.
• 36:36
  Banshee now you'd hear him screaming the place down and.
• 36:41
  Like. Kill me, Kill me.
• 36:43
  Like, oh. You wouldn't know what.
• 36:44
  To be coming out with and I'm like.
• 36:46
  Sat there with. My.
• 36:47
  Fucking Mcvitie, just like. Just like.
• 36:53
  What, and you're scared of the banshee now?
• 36:55
  You'd be more. Scared of the fucking?
• 36:56
  People down there now in that hospital, and I used to say,
• 36:58
  Jesus, God have mercy on her. Now she's walking down there all
• 37:01
  hours of the evening. I'm sure she wouldn't be scared.
• 37:04
  My mom was just, she stood there and she's like, well, you know,
• 37:07
  it's fine. And then like she was telling me
• 37:10
  they'd have like drills where patients would get out and
• 37:12
  they'd be violent and like they'd all have to hide on their
• 37:16
  fucking tables and everything. Well, they found, they went out
• 37:18
  and found this like one patient because he'd be out in the field
• 37:21
  somewhere and. So thank you for a table because
• 37:26
  some. Mental, like school shooter kind
• 37:28
  of fucking thing. And she was like, Oh yeah, you'd
• 37:31
  be like, you'd have to, they just locked the whole place
• 37:33
  down. You have to hide under whatever
• 37:34
  is whatever is there. And I was like, all right.
• 37:38
  And then she's she was saying that one chap got out one time
• 37:41
  and there was a pair to the hospital where it was like
• 37:46
  voluntary. So they're like, yeah, well, you
• 37:49
  don't have to be here. We probably should be here.
• 37:52
  And this one guy had been out all day drinking and he came
• 37:54
  back and he wanted his dinner and like, I think he'd like
• 37:56
  missed dinner. And the kitchen was closed.
• 37:58
  And my mom was like, he went around, he said, where's my
• 38:00
  fucking dinner? And she was just like, well, you
• 38:03
  know, kitchen's closed. Like, sorry, there's, there's
• 38:05
  not making do for you. Do you notice I'm so Wexford
• 38:08
  when I'm talking about this? Yeah, you definitely did call.
• 38:12
  There, but I'm. Wexford an accent back.
• 38:18
  Oh, it's because I I'm hearing it in her voice and she was
• 38:22
  like, there's nothing I can do feel like, sorry, it's closed,
• 38:23
  like I can't get I can make you some toast.
• 38:25
  I want fucking toast and whatever.
• 38:27
  So he got, he gets my mom and he gets her up against the wall
• 38:30
  with a knife to her throat, right.
• 38:33
  And there was this little guy and she said I think his name
• 38:35
  was a little Dick or something, whatever the fuck his name was,
• 38:38
  but he was a. Patient, but he's eugenized
• 38:40
  fucking. Someone.
• 38:41
  Probably a little Dick all day. I go crazy as well.
• 38:44
  But she said this and he was like a little bald man and he
• 38:47
  was like whatever. And then she said, like, he was
• 38:49
  just kind of like a trustee. So he was had free reign of the
• 38:52
  hospital or whatever, like, but this man then got my mouth
• 38:56
  against the wall, had a knife to her neck.
• 38:58
  And she said, like, little Dick just ran off.
• 39:02
  And he was like, she was like, you fucking little bastard.
• 39:04
  Yeah, like, that's what she was thinking.
• 39:06
  And he had, it turns out he had gone to like get help or
• 39:10
  whatever. So like, the security had come
• 39:12
  in and they pulled him off her. But like should have been
• 39:15
  pinging her neck there for fucking weeks afterwards and
• 39:18
  then still went back to work the next day.
• 39:20
  I'd be like fucking snowflake. Generation.
• 39:24
  We skip over a part where your mother worked in this place.
• 39:27
  What's? What's going?
• 39:28
  On I told. Yeah, you.
• 39:30
  You're just, you weren't listening to me.
• 39:31
  Yeah, she worked there from when she was 14.
• 39:34
  And how come we're talking about Sorry I'm I'm not only muted
• 39:41
  with the heartburn, but also a shocking lack of sleep.
• 39:45
  He's what? Very tired guys.
• 39:48
  Wow, now there's wars going on. 2 wars.
• 39:54
  Wars. And no, let's let's get back on
• 39:57
  track here. So, so tell me we're talking
• 40:00
  about asylum and she won't and. Then there.
• 40:05
  Kind of kind of our. Spanish asylum.
• 40:10
  Spanish. Spanish House.
• 40:15
  You say Spanish, so. So let me get this right.
• 40:22
  We're even talking about asylum. And then, yeah, you kind of just
• 40:27
  blazed past the fact that your mother worked in an asylum,
• 40:31
  saying asylum. I'm talking, I'm still talking
• 40:33
  about the asylum. This happened in the asylum.
• 40:36
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, But this is what I'm saying.
• 40:38
  But like kind of, I don't know. I'm going to have to do a
• 40:41
  fucking listen back. What are you trying to say to
• 40:43
  me? What are you trying to say?
• 40:46
  No, I'm just, I'm, I'm missing this.
• 40:49
  I'm, I'm piercing this together because you were talking about,
• 40:53
  and then you were just just saying like that your mother
• 40:55
  would walk around and sure that place would be up there.
• 40:58
  And then you were like And then because, oh, OK.
• 41:04
  That's my nanny. They live by the the mental
• 41:08
  hospital. Job in my house at 14.
• 41:13
  At 14. Do what?
• 41:16
  What? So she worked in the kitchens.
• 41:18
  She was like AI guess, like a you could say a Porter maybe
• 41:21
  kind of I guess. OK.
• 41:26
  And my yeah. And then like I was saying as a
• 41:29
  kid to my nanny, I was like, oh, that's fucking crazy that she
• 41:32
  worked in like an asylum at 14. I'm sure it used to be worse.
• 41:36
  He'd hear them screaming. That was before all the good
• 41:38
  drugs came in. So she she didn't work there,
• 41:41
  like, until the good drugs came in, basically.
• 41:44
  But then she still had like a knife to her throat.
• 41:47
  Yeah. Are we on the same page now?
• 41:49
  Sorry. Sorry.
• 41:51
  Yeah, OK, OK. I'm sorry.
• 41:53
  No, you're fine. You're OK?
• 41:56
  Yeah. I'm.
• 41:57
  Which there is the listeners. Are fine.
• 42:01
  No, the listeners. Would have fucking heard it
• 42:03
  because the listeners are listening.
• 42:04
  You're the one that's just crying over your fucking wind.
• 42:09
  It's not wind. God I wish and wind did happen
• 42:12
  in the same thing. I am, yeah, I have Harper, not
• 42:17
  wind. I had wind the other day.
• 42:18
  It was fucking hilarious though. I've I've done some of the
• 42:21
  longest. In front of your new girlfriend?
• 42:25
  Are you comfortable enough to do that in front of your new
• 42:27
  girlfriend? Yeah, it was so.
• 42:29
  Gorgeous fucking Polish girlfriend and your friend in
• 42:32
  front of her like a fucking monster that.
• 42:35
  It wasn't like that. Beautiful little woman, that
• 42:38
  gorgeous little Angel of a woman, and you're there being a
• 42:42
  fucking girl. It's not like.
• 42:45
  That leave him for me. What had happened was.
• 42:49
  What had what had happened was we went and we went there and we
• 42:56
  had some spicy food and I'm not one for spice.
• 43:00
  I enjoy it. It does not enjoy me as well as
• 43:04
  I'm sitting here with my fucking heart ablaze.
• 43:07
  So I had the drank some Nando's bottomless fizzy pop, but I had
• 43:14
  drank so much of it that I felt uncomfortable with with the
• 43:20
  bloss. And she made me laugh.
• 43:24
  You know when you're at that stage and you're so like
• 43:27
  absolutely filled with gas and if.
• 43:32
  Yeah. You're like you're uncomfortable
• 43:35
  and everything is funny because you're trying your best not.
• 43:39
  To. Get sick or shit yourself or
• 43:42
  piss or do whatever it is. And it was him.
• 43:46
  She, she's a very funny human being.
• 43:49
  And it. Seems that she seems really dry,
• 43:53
  like she she seems to have that kind of humor that I really
• 43:57
  like. Yeah, she was.
• 43:58
  She was just very, yeah, just she's silly as well.
• 44:01
  Like, but yeah, silly Bobby Brown.
• 44:04
  And she made me laugh, and I laughed out of my ass for a
• 44:09
  little bit of it. Not like that.
• 44:11
  Not like the sound of your laugh.
• 44:14
  I know what you. Mean.
• 44:15
  That exact thing came out like a.
• 44:17
  Yeah. Just came out with my asshole
• 44:20
  and it didn't stop and it was very, very, very funny.
• 44:25
  And so I don't know if if it's going to be acceptable to like
• 44:30
  lift a leg and fart in front of her in like.
• 44:33
  Yeah, maybe don't do. That yet in the bedroom, but as
• 44:37
  we're walking towards my car she could she could laugh a fart.
• 44:42
  I will mean it's it. It seems to be acceptable.
• 44:46
  Yeah, that that's that's a different thing because you
• 44:48
  can't help it. But on on that kind of note,
• 44:52
  when I like me and Matt first got together, like literally
• 44:56
  first got together. Like we had the what are we
• 44:59
  conversation like the night before and I was visiting him in
• 45:03
  Bristol and I was like flying back to Dublin the next day.
• 45:07
  And that morning we were having sex and I farted during and I
• 45:16
  was able to pass it off as a queef.
• 45:19
  It's just like, I was like, there you go.
• 45:21
  It's easier for girls to pass that kind of thing off.
• 45:24
  And then I was just like, I did it.
• 45:26
  And then I was like, no, no, no, because I was for sure that he
• 45:29
  knew. And I like pushed him off me and
• 45:31
  he's like, I don't care or they're like whatever.
• 45:33
  And I was just like, no, no, no, it's ruined now.
• 45:36
  Fucking don't look at me ever again.
• 45:38
  I'm leaving. Big fucking hideous monster.
• 45:41
  Like whatever, it's fine. He's like, we talking about
• 45:44
  everyone queeks. And I was like, yeah, but I'm
• 45:47
  just embarrassed. Like no.
• 45:53
  Not a queef at all but I was able to pass it off for like.
• 45:55
  I think we were together like 6 years before he actually found
• 45:58
  out because I told him and he was like.
• 46:01
  If I could. Go back and not ask you to be my
• 46:02
  girlfriend. I would.
• 46:07
  Yeah, guys can't get yes. I never didn't even know what I
• 46:13
  did there. I know.
• 46:16
  I know any foreign, foreign people who are listening to
• 46:21
  that. Irish people will sometimes in
• 46:23
  lieu of actual laughter, they might just sorry and say the
• 46:28
  word gas because gas just means that's hilarious, that's very
• 46:34
  funny, that's gas. So if you're listening to me
• 46:37
  just saying the word gas, wondering why am I doing that
• 46:40
  every now and again, it's because.
• 46:42
  Yeah. Yeah, that.
• 46:43
  Means hilarious that. Means oh, very funny, but I'm
• 46:48
  too lazy to laugh. Yeah, because you, you, you
• 46:52
  never say, you never, like, laugh and then say, gosh, you
• 46:54
  just go yes, like, because you like, you acknowledge that it's
• 46:58
  funny. Yes, yeah, it's.
• 47:01
  Not worth. The laugh.
• 47:03
  It's it's like what people say about Al Pacino.
• 47:05
  Al Pacino doesn't has never laughed in his life.
• 47:08
  He just shouts the word funny out really loud.
• 47:13
  People know he's he's, he's found something funny.
• 47:17
  He lets you actually know. What's this podcast?
• 47:23
  Asylums we just got talking about farting and or it's only
• 47:27
  so the last ghost in this asylum.
• 47:30
  This. They're just called the shadows.
• 47:32
  Highly aggressive. I love this though.
• 47:35
  Highly aggressive entities are reported in the Civil War
• 47:38
  section because whatever. Like what else do you fucking
• 47:42
  expect? Often seen as hulking black
• 47:47
  masses, which we're in the Civil War section a little bit out of
• 47:53
  place if you're hulking black. Anything paranormal investigator
• 47:58
  is report being showed scratched and physically touched in the
• 48:03
  darkest wings. But yeah, there seems to be, and
• 48:08
  I think the majority of aggressive hauntings and like,
• 48:14
  activity like that in the States are all from the Civil War.
• 48:18
  Because like, it's not surprising.
• 48:22
  It's just fucking idiots. 2 fucking armies of idiots that
• 48:26
  didn't want the right thing. Neither of them wanted the right
• 48:30
  things. I mean, obviously like to not
• 48:31
  have slaves is probably the only good thing, but yeah.
• 48:36
  And all civil wars, kind of. Stupid.
• 48:40
  Like the Irish Civil War is fucking insane.
• 48:45
  Really like. Yeah, we can do an episode on
• 48:47
  that, to be fair. Like Joe, we just got
• 48:51
  independence are are like we were on the road to like really
• 48:58
  getting away from underneath British rule.
• 49:00
  And then they're like, well, I disagree with you about how.
• 49:04
  Actually. And then we just had blown the
• 49:07
  shit out of each other like which is.
• 49:10
  Like, well, actually, I like the Queen.
• 49:13
  Yeah, well. But yeah, that is a kind of
• 49:18
  fucking stupid kind of of civil war.
• 49:21
  It really is. It's like not to change the
• 49:24
  subject completely, but have you watched House of Guinness?
• 49:27
  No. We did talk about it last week
• 49:30
  being. Absolutely it has.
• 49:32
  It has come recommended to me, so I'll probably check it out
• 49:35
  with. Somebody I liked it.
• 49:37
  I just, I have seen a lot of discourse about it on Twitter,
• 49:42
  on Twitter, TikTok, and it's a lot of people being like, Oh my
• 49:49
  God, like, do you know that guy that you know, that's like not
• 49:52
  Irish, but he insists that he's Irish and his personality is
• 49:55
  this this. And it's like, that's what it
• 49:57
  seems like someone who wrote this and it's like some fucking
• 49:59
  Scottish bitch talking about this and you're like, the
• 50:02
  soundtrack is just like within the 1st 20 minutes and you have
• 50:05
  like Fontaine DC and you've got like kneecap.
• 50:07
  And I was like Irish born and bred.
• 50:09
  I love the soundtrack because it's just using a bunch of Irish
• 50:12
  artists, which is fucking great. Like I don't.
• 50:14
  It also highlights a lot of like, Irish artists that
• 50:17
  wouldn't have got a lot of world A claim outside of Ireland, like
• 50:23
  so, yeah. Absolutely.
• 50:26
  And it's done by the guy who who made like, Peaky Blinders.
• 50:29
  Yeah, you know, the style of it. It is a bit like cringy fucking,
• 50:33
  you know what I mean? Is this, is it about like Arthur
• 50:37
  Guinness starting off stuff? Is that what it's about?
• 50:39
  Yes, yeah. So what's his name?
• 50:41
  Isn't he a filthy Protestant? Why do I want to look at that?
• 50:44
  Isn't he a no? His dad was.
• 50:47
  He didn't let Catholics work in in Guinness, isn't that.
• 50:53
  Yeah, and it changed with Arthur Guinness, but more so with his
• 50:56
  brother. So his dad, umm, is it Ben
• 51:01
  Benjamin Guinness? I don't know.
• 51:02
  But the dad sat in that he had a place in Parliament and
• 51:05
  everything, so he was properly fucking like Protestant.
• 51:10
  Umm and they obviously that the brewery and stuff was, was in
• 51:17
  Dublin and everything and they had like loads of security that
• 51:20
  were employed that were Catholic and they were just paid to
• 51:24
  fucking take care of him basically.
• 51:26
  But when he passed away, Arthur, who was like a known homosexual.
• 51:33
  Had like spoilers? I don't know.
• 51:40
  There's. No, I know, I know, I know, I
• 51:42
  know, I know, I know you can't have spiders and something
• 51:44
  that's 200 years ago. But like what I mean this, what
• 51:48
  I mean to say is I didn't really ever look up much about Africa.
• 51:53
  A homosexual 2. Penis rooms and what what I what
• 52:02
  I mean, I never looked much further into our Guinness
• 52:06
  because I've always kind of like pushed back against the whole
• 52:09
  Guinness thing and the only do I not enjoy the beer?
• 52:13
  I never have enjoyed. I don't like, I don't like
• 52:16
  Guinness, Yeah. Which people automatically think
• 52:19
  you should like a Guinness. I never, I never have.
• 52:24
  I get the approval. I'm a sweet tooth.
• 52:27
  Give me a give me a filthy mohito.
• 52:31
  But then I. Thought you come to the fucking
• 52:35
  to Wales and I have tiny Rebel. They have all their little fancy
• 52:38
  brews and they're all sweet and nice and they're made with
• 52:41
  fruit, nice things. And and they're called things
• 52:44
  like like my jam where it's jammy and nice and not just
• 52:48
  fucking like it. It tastes like the diarrhea you
• 52:51
  have the next day like Guinness does.
• 52:54
  It's rotten, it's rotten. My dad was all about Guinness,
• 52:58
  unlike my whole fucking house on the weekends would just be full
• 53:01
  of Guinness farts and I. I can't get over this name.
• 53:05
  Yeah, so my, my loved would have loved a good 20 pints of
• 53:11
  Guinness of a Monday evening that was his.
• 53:13
  Night out. Yeah.
• 53:14
  Yeah, exactly. Be able to drink easily 20 pints
• 53:18
  of Guinness, sometimes 25 pints of Guinness and he would come
• 53:23
  home and there would be like, sometimes you'd have to karate
• 53:28
  each other way through the air. It was that tick.
• 53:31
  With Guinness, you can. See it you can.
• 53:33
  See it in front of you. It's rotten.
• 53:36
  I'm like, it's, it's just rotten.
• 53:38
  But like, so the, the show itself is like, it's mostly the
• 53:41
  fact that like Art there obviously was the old, the
• 53:43
  eldest boy and he was going to be the one to take it over.
• 53:46
  And it was him and his brother and his brother kind of had more
• 53:49
  of a head on his shoulders. He was the one that introduced
• 53:53
  the pension. So the Guinness factory were the
• 53:56
  first company in Ireland to have a pension.
• 54:00
  And they do like a whole scene on it where it's like, oh, and
• 54:05
  I, I've done this, this, this, and I'm not even working for him
• 54:07
  anymore and I'm still getting fucking money from him.
• 54:09
  And everyone's like up again. This is like, and people really
• 54:13
  love working for, for them. And, and a lot of it then is
• 54:19
  like there's conspirators to try and like get, you know, get them
• 54:22
  out of Ireland because they are like sucking the Queen's tit or
• 54:25
  whatever the fuck. No, I'm a king, but I don't
• 54:28
  know, whatever the monarchy. But so then there was like, who
• 54:35
  was it was a king? Then that wasn't it was King
• 54:39
  David. King David was this fucking
• 54:42
  Israel? No, David was his real name, but
• 54:45
  he was king. What did he go by?
• 54:48
  Hold on now. Hold on now, when was there ever
• 54:53
  I told David in. David was his real name.
• 54:57
  In the UK, like Elizabeth. Her her real name was like
• 55:00
  fucking. Her real name was Elizabeth.
• 55:02
  That's why they're called Queen Elizabeth.
• 55:03
  It's not the pole it. Wasn't no way what they changed
• 55:07
  their name? Fuck off.
• 55:08
  Fuck. Off.
• 55:09
  Yes they do. I've watched the Crown.
• 55:11
  They fucking do. They do.
• 55:15
  They do. They do.
• 55:18
  I'm telling you, I'm telling you, do it.
• 55:21
  Do it. The Queen as the Pope, she gets
• 55:24
  a new name. You're not fine that that's.
• 55:27
  Like fucking they've had like 6 Elizabeths.
• 55:30
  And Mary's, Yeah. Because they're named after the
• 55:33
  last one. No, they aren't, because they
• 55:36
  had David, who was an actual king and he was King George, but
• 55:41
  his real name was David. I'm telling you now.
• 55:46
  You're talking apps? Yeah, here we go.
• 55:50
  Alexandra Mary Windsor. Regal names.
• 55:54
  This is the first this is it's very unusual for me to like to
• 55:59
  have such like what I would say common knowledge have bypassed
• 56:03
  me for so long. British Monarchs.
• 56:06
  I didn't know. I didn't.
• 56:08
  Know change the name on this ending to the troll choosing a
• 56:11
  regal name. Yep, this is different from
• 56:15
  their baptismal name. While they used our first name.
• 56:18
  I cannot believe there's some like called Dave who was the
• 56:21
  fucking king of Dave. Uses the name they will reign
• 56:29
  under at the time. This is insane.
• 56:33
  Yep. Oh, OK, well, I understand why
• 56:36
  Victoria. OK, so Victoria was born
• 56:39
  Alexandrina. Well, of course.
• 56:42
  Big fucking Russian name. You don't want to have that.
• 56:44
  Yeah. Edward the 7th.
• 56:46
  His name was Albert Edwards, but he chose known as Yeah.
• 56:51
  Well, he could have been. Nothing.
• 56:52
  So it was. Albert.
• 56:54
  It was. It was David.
• 56:56
  Umm, yeah, it was David. It was he kept her name, her
• 56:59
  son, King Charles. Yeah, so it was.
• 57:03
  David was her dad's name and he was King George.
• 57:07
  That's after blowing my fucking mind that you're.
• 57:13
  So shocked that. All you know history you're like
• 57:16
  Danny Thomas is right I. Was ready.
• 57:19
  I was ready to go all in on the ridicule there.
• 57:23
  And it turns out that I just have.
• 57:27
  That that. This part of history has just
• 57:30
  bypassed me completely that there's fucking.
• 57:34
  David Windsor. So before, and this is so King,
• 57:42
  it was King George, which was Elizabeth sad, right?
• 57:45
  But the only reason that George became king was because his
• 57:50
  older brother Edward, which I don't King Edward.
• 57:54
  I don't know his actual name, but he married that prostitute
• 57:58
  Wallace Simpson who was shagging the Nazis, and then he got tied
• 58:02
  up in the Nazi scandal. Yes, I don't have that big
• 58:09
  recollection. I don't remember his liver be
• 58:11
  called Dave though. You should watch I you should
• 58:14
  watch The Crown, honestly, I think you'd really like it.
• 58:16
  Like I and it doesn't suck. It doesn't suck the Crown's Dick
• 58:19
  at all. It is just like historical kind
• 58:22
  of what happened and John Liskell as fucking Churchill.
• 58:25
  Incredible. Incredible.
• 58:28
  But. You got like Gillian Anderson,
• 58:30
  the stature. Fuck me like I want.
• 58:33
  I've wanted to fuck like Gillian Anderson since I was like, since
• 58:37
  I knew what fucking was. She's so hot.
• 58:40
  And then to see her as Thatcher, she's so good as Thatcher that I
• 58:44
  just forget it's Gillian Anderson.
• 58:45
  Like that's how good she is. And I'm like, the whole show was
• 58:48
  great. I.
• 58:49
  Definitely. I didn't want to because like,
• 58:50
  John Lithgow and Gillian Anderson are two of my favorite.
• 58:53
  Like they're old. Favorites and and but you don't
• 58:56
  want to see them in the show. But you that's the thing.
• 59:00
  They're so good and they're like, you don't see you don't
• 59:04
  see them in the show at all. And then Matt Smith.
• 59:07
  I fucking love Matt Smith, which just weirdly made me the from
• 59:12
  Doctor Who Matt Smith. I know who he is from fucking
• 59:15
  Gavin. Made me fall in love.
• 59:16
  With Prince Philip, Philip made me fucking fall in love with
• 59:21
  them. What?
• 59:24
  As Philip. Yeah.
• 59:25
  Top shagger. Big Phil, Yeah, he fucking
• 59:30
  nailed it. He just, and you don't see these
• 59:32
  people as these people like. And then Vanessa Kirby is
• 59:35
  Princess Margaret, the psycho who didn't get the lobotomy but
• 59:38
  probably should have. She's in Fantastic Four now and
• 59:43
  it's it's mental like, and you've got like fucking Helena
• 59:45
  bottom character plays her in the later seasons because they
• 59:48
  change every two seasons. They change actors.
• 59:51
  But Matt Smith in it as Prince Philip.
• 59:54
  Yeah. But Matt Smith in it as Prince
• 59:57
  Philip, fucking incredible. He's job, he's so funny.
• 1:00:01
  He's he's amazing. And it's such a good fucking
• 1:00:05
  show. And then like I always say this
• 1:00:07
  to like, because Matt was was watching it at the time.
• 1:00:10
  And then like the fucking theme song is something that you just
• 1:00:14
  cannot skip, even though it's it's.
• 1:00:16
  It's. Just music, right?
• 1:00:18
  But it's like you can't skip it because it's such a fucking bop.
• 1:00:24
  And then they do like they like, I'm going to fucking play it for
• 1:00:28
  you. Hang on.
• 1:00:28
  I have to play the music for you because it's it's so good.
• 1:00:32
  Well, it's probably better to just send it to you.
• 1:00:34
  Hang on. I just, yeah, I wasn't
• 1:00:38
  expecting. Your mind is blown about my
• 1:00:40
  knowledge of the monarchy. I just.
• 1:00:44
  But no, it's it's a great show. Yeah, I've, I've got like
• 1:00:48
  massive holes in my historical knowledge when it comes to
• 1:00:54
  British monarchers and stuff like that.
• 1:00:56
  So which like I do have a past and interest in like in in like.
• 1:01:01
  British. But like not I don't want to.
• 1:01:04
  It's very interesting what I will say to you though, right?
• 1:01:08
  So Hans Zimmer has does the whole the whole soundtrack.
• 1:01:13
  Go over here how is. Soundtrack, whatever.
• 1:01:17
  I don't know. Fucking right.
• 1:01:18
  I've sent you the theme. Listen to it right now.
• 1:01:21
  I want to see your reaction to it because it's it's a fucking
• 1:01:23
  jam. Stop selling.
• 1:01:26
  We've don't want asylum just so. We have.
• 1:01:29
  We'll get there. We'll get there.
• 1:01:30
  But like. We're not going to get there,
• 1:01:33
  but I don't. I don't mind that this will be,
• 1:01:38
  this will be. You're having fun now though,
• 1:01:40
  aren't you? You're forgetting about your
• 1:01:42
  fucking heartburn. The Harper has decided the anger
• 1:01:45
  towards the British monarchy has not, however, but.
• 1:01:49
  Listen to the theme song. Hold on, give me a second here.
• 1:01:53
  This is going to get us a strike.
• 1:01:57
  Alex can put into. Right here we go, here we go,
• 1:02:12
  here we go. He gets into it, gets into it.
• 1:02:14
  This is very hand Zimmer. Oh yeah.
• 1:02:24
  Pretty ready, ready, ready. Here we go.
• 1:02:30
  Oh this actually would get me hyped to watch some.
• 1:02:33
  Flops. The Bang of The Dark Knight off
• 1:02:39
  of this now. Oh yeah, hope we go here.
• 1:02:47
  We. Go.
• 1:02:49
  Swell and. Then the episode.
• 1:03:03
  Starts and then Princess Diana slams against the side of a
• 1:03:06
  tunnel in France. That's very good.
• 1:03:10
  It's very good. Piece of you need to watch it.
• 1:03:13
  I recommend it to everybody that the show is fucking great.
• 1:03:16
  The show itself is great actually.
• 1:03:18
  The guy who plays Elizabeth's dad in the first season was.
• 1:03:24
  Did you watch Chernobyl? The HBO?
• 1:03:27
  Yes, I did. Yes.
• 1:03:29
  He was the guy that the the main, the scientist.
• 1:03:32
  Guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:33
  He was also interesting or he played a German fella.
• 1:03:39
  I think I know what you're talking about.
• 1:03:41
  I know, yeah. Swedish.
• 1:03:44
  He was in Marvel porno. Yes.
• 1:03:49
  He is, yeah, but he was what's selling Skies Guard is also in
• 1:03:52
  it. Fucking incredible.
• 1:03:54
  But they do. So one thing I will throughout
• 1:03:56
  the crime. This is not an episode about the
• 1:03:58
  crime, I promise you, but they kind of lost over the troubles a
• 1:04:03
  little bit. But they do all What's the
• 1:04:06
  fucking saying? We got we got 2IN Mountbatten
• 1:04:10
  when the rat blow up. But they make him seem, and this
• 1:04:18
  is the same, right? Leading up to that, they make
• 1:04:20
  Mountbatten seem so human and nice and like he's one of
• 1:04:25
  Elizabeth's favorite, kind of like, relatives.
• 1:04:28
  And then like, he gets blown up on his boat with his kid.
• 1:04:30
  Oh, anyway. Right, OK, watch, watch, watch
• 1:04:33
  the Crown. Right.
• 1:04:34
  Let's go back into the asylums. Which we will get back into it.
• 1:04:38
  Because the Royals. There there there is.
• 1:04:40
  There is a section on how the Royals put all of their inbred
• 1:04:45
  blue blood fucking kids. Because they all do fuck in the
• 1:04:50
  family. That's what blue blood means.
• 1:04:52
  They keep it in the family, majority of the children.
• 1:05:00
  And there is a bit of discourse in the Crown about Princess
• 1:05:04
  Margaret being a party girl. She was basically, like we
• 1:05:08
  touched on earlier, like a Rose Kennedy kind of situation.
• 1:05:11
  But I think she was just short of being shut away into an
• 1:05:16
  asylum with the rest of them because she looked the part.
• 1:05:19
  She wasn't, I guess, retarded enough to be shut away.
• 1:05:23
  We'll say we shouldn't say, but I did.
• 1:05:27
  But anyway, so asylum number two and eight more to go and we'll
• 1:05:35
  just fly through Newlands. So.
• 1:05:37
  Pennhurst State School and Hospital, Spring City, PA also
• 1:05:42
  in the usus seems to have a lot of fucking asylums.
• 1:05:45
  Umm, so opened in 19 O 8 for the feeble minded and epileptic.
• 1:05:51
  That's me and you. Pennhurst was designed to
• 1:05:55
  segregate those with intellectual and developmental
• 1:05:59
  disabilities. The institution failed
• 1:06:02
  miserably, becoming a living nightmare.
• 1:06:05
  There was a a show what you call them like an expose.
• 1:06:13
  I think they call them. In 1968, reporter Bill Baldini
• 1:06:20
  made a documentary. It was called Suffer the Little
• 1:06:22
  Children. You've probably heard of this.
• 1:06:26
  It exposed the horrifying conditions.
• 1:06:29
  Children were found naked, shackled like prisoners,
• 1:06:31
  wandering aimlessly in the overcrowded, stench filled day
• 1:06:35
  rooms. The facility was so underfunded
• 1:06:38
  it's spent less on feeding a patient than a zoo spent on
• 1:06:42
  feeding a single animal, and the lawsuits that followed
• 1:06:46
  ultimately led to its 1987 closure.
• 1:06:51
  So it's not been closed that long.
• 1:06:54
  Well, like, again, like you're after listed out a bunch of
• 1:06:59
  things that's gone wrong with this.
• 1:07:00
  This just sounds like the average 1960s Catholic school.
• 1:07:03
  So like. Yeah.
• 1:07:06
  Yeah. In Ireland, we just call.
• 1:07:08
  We, we, we just call that like primary school.
• 1:07:16
  Oh, my God. In, in this asylum, the children
• 1:07:21
  were chained together and beaten daily.
• 1:07:24
  Yeah. It was the.
• 1:07:26
  CBS genuinely like it was. But yeah, so hauntings and
• 1:07:35
  spirits, so residual suffering. The heavy oppressive atmosphere
• 1:07:41
  is fuelled by the decades of neglect and abuse.
• 1:07:45
  There is disembodied screams, moans on the chilling sounds of
• 1:07:48
  children playing that are common across the grounds of this
• 1:07:53
  building. Alex, can you do a slide of each
• 1:07:59
  of the Assange mentioned, please?
• 1:08:02
  Thank you. Alex.
• 1:08:07
  Alex, who, by the way, does this for absolutely free.
• 1:08:11
  And I feel Angel of a human being, but you're just like,
• 1:08:17
  Alex, could you please render me some diamonds from this lump of
• 1:08:21
  coal? Could you please?
• 1:08:24
  Could you please? Model.
• 1:08:25
  Me, model me and this lump of shit that we're handing.
• 1:08:31
  I see like Linda in that episode of Bob's Burgers and she's like
• 1:08:36
  hanging the Halloween decorations of the bats.
• 1:08:38
  She's like, why are they smiling?
• 1:08:39
  What's Halloween? It's the time of year.
• 1:08:40
  They love it. He loves it.
• 1:08:48
  So something called a malicious entity where some spirits are
• 1:08:52
  perceived as confused children. So idiots.
• 1:08:57
  The building holds a powerful malevolent energy, particularly
• 1:09:00
  in the tunnels, right? This is one thing that's fucking
• 1:09:04
  scares the shit out of me is the fact that asylums have tunnels.
• 1:09:09
  And now I get, yes I get that they need them to transport
• 1:09:13
  bodies. Like all of these big massive
• 1:09:15
  buildings did have tunnels and I want to go back to that at the
• 1:09:23
  end of the episode I. Don't want to understand why
• 1:09:25
  these American buildings need all these fucking tunnels.
• 1:09:28
  By the way, it's. Just to basically to travel from
• 1:09:31
  one end of the fuck because like a lot of these these massive
• 1:09:35
  buildings, you can't just wheel a corpse through them.
• 1:09:39
  Generally when it's when it's a, well, you.
• 1:09:43
  Go underground. Trust.
• 1:09:46
  You like a hospital full of crazy?
• 1:09:48
  People, you don't. Imagine, imagine being an
• 1:09:50
  architect and then the thing that's in your head is like,
• 1:09:52
  well, someone's going to die, so we better build corpse tunnels.
• 1:09:58
  Yeah. Like in Ireland, in Ireland it's
• 1:10:02
  like, oh, how would you transport that dead body?
• 1:10:05
  You would transport that dead body the way you would transport
• 1:10:08
  anything. On a skateboard down the.
• 1:10:11
  Hall. You would just strap it to some
• 1:10:13
  wheels and push it where it needs to go.
• 1:10:16
  Let's not, let's not go so fucking terrain, so terrestrial
• 1:10:21
  because people can't possibly see dead bodies.
• 1:10:27
  Oh well, whatever I mean anyway, so.
• 1:10:31
  There has to be more reason for these tunnels than fucking just
• 1:10:35
  dead body movements like. Well, I guess like you're,
• 1:10:38
  you're doing like if, if you're running a fucking hospital, like
• 1:10:41
  an asylum, you've probably got, you're getting deliveries in,
• 1:10:44
  you're getting everything. It's probably easier to go under
• 1:10:46
  the ground up into a specific part of the hospital than it is
• 1:10:51
  to go in and out. And like all of these buildings
• 1:10:53
  are like winding, they're big. Like it's probably easier to
• 1:10:56
  just have tunnels down and have points to know where you're
• 1:11:01
  going than to just fucking zip all around fucking stairs and
• 1:11:05
  steps and fucking like because you wouldn't have had lifts in a
• 1:11:09
  lot of these places at the time, do you know what I mean?
• 1:11:12
  Tunnels is probably the easiest way to get to and from different
• 1:11:17
  parts of the building. Yeah, maybe I don't know, just
• 1:11:21
  maybe I'm just like Irish coded in that our building.
• 1:11:26
  I don't think we build we Yeah, that's exactly it.
• 1:11:29
  I don't think we build buildings big enough to warrant having
• 1:11:33
  tunnels to get to different parts of it like these because
• 1:11:39
  you forget as well like these these buildings, these asylums
• 1:11:42
  and stuff will span multiple acres and there's multiple
• 1:11:45
  different wings and actual parts, the different buildings
• 1:11:50
  like they go on for miles, so. America truly is the land of
• 1:11:57
  access, though, isn't that it's? Like where?
• 1:11:59
  Oh yeah. Let's build some buildings.
• 1:12:02
  No, no, no. Let's build like.
• 1:12:05
  Several buildings that claim that that counts as one
• 1:12:08
  building, yeah. Yes, let's make a labyrinth that
• 1:12:13
  will one day be so spooky because we fill this place with
• 1:12:18
  fucking comic fighter lunatics. Yeah.
• 1:12:22
  Lunatics. Yeah.
• 1:12:23
  Like here, will we build a prison?
• 1:12:26
  Will we build some prisons around here and all?
• 1:12:28
  Let's build a prison complex. Let's build a supermax prison
• 1:12:32
  complex. That's exactly it, yeah.
• 1:12:35
  And it's it's different. It's like, I, I don't understand
• 1:12:39
  that. I don't understand the logic
• 1:12:41
  behind it. But again, as well, I don't
• 1:12:43
  understand America's need for fucking crawl spaces either.
• 1:12:48
  I I don't understand that. And that's another fucking
• 1:12:51
  phobia of mine is like, that's why Americans are the only
• 1:12:54
  fucking people who get like frogging.
• 1:12:57
  But you never hear a fucking frogging in like the UK and
• 1:13:00
  Europe. You never hear frog.
• 1:13:03
  This might be the 15th time you've mentioned I hate.
• 1:13:06
  Frogging. I'm so fucking I.
• 1:13:08
  Fucking hate. Frogging, but anyway, so.
• 1:13:12
  The. There's a malicious entity.
• 1:13:17
  While some spirits are perceived as confused children, the
• 1:13:20
  building holds a powerful malevolent energy, particularly
• 1:13:23
  in the tunnels. Notorious Mayflower Hall.
• 1:13:27
  Investigators have reported an unseen force attempting to lock
• 1:13:31
  them in the solitary rooms or pushing them into the ground.
• 1:13:38
  Unexplained graffiti. The inner walls are covered in
• 1:13:41
  layers of historical and modern graffiti, including pentagrams
• 1:13:45
  and cryptic messages, adding to the sense of ancient underlying
• 1:13:50
  dread. Now, so this graffiti thing, I
• 1:13:54
  did look a little bit further into this because a lot of it is
• 1:13:58
  they claim it to be like a cultist, yes, but they're saying
• 1:14:05
  that it's like unknown and no one knows what it is.
• 1:14:07
  All I know these sigils, they're actual demon sigils. 4 different
• 1:14:12
  things. Are you so?
• 1:14:13
  Yeah. Which is.
• 1:14:14
  You figured out nobody else could figure out any.
• 1:14:16
  Just you. Just.
• 1:14:17
  Nobody else could figure out, Yeah.
• 1:14:19
  And but people just did. They don't look that far into it
• 1:14:21
  because it's demon autry like these these random things like
• 1:14:24
  what does this digital mean? As I got that's actually like
• 1:14:26
  you know, as Modius sigil that is like often used for this,
• 1:14:30
  which is like really fucking easy.
• 1:14:32
  I'm sure other people did with the article.
• 1:14:34
  At the time I had no idea what it meant, but these are very
• 1:14:39
  very. Four line article that I've that
• 1:14:42
  I'm calling research didn't look any.
• 1:14:45
  Further. Into this thing.
• 1:14:46
  You didn't know. Well, you didn't know, but yeah,
• 1:14:49
  a lot of it is. Again, it's specific demon
• 1:14:52
  worship and I do know of several like demon I like.
• 1:15:00
  I follow a bunch of like demon workers and stuff and they have
• 1:15:02
  gone, they've posted videos of them going to asylums and for
• 1:15:09
  specifically for curses and using different demons and their
• 1:15:13
  blood and the tortured souls to basically curse somebody, which
• 1:15:22
  I am very much like I'm a demon and someone's pulling me to a
• 1:15:27
  fucking abandoned asylum and they're just giving me their
• 1:15:29
  blood and nothing else. I'm just like, sorry, what?
• 1:15:33
  Like why am I here? I would much rather go to a
• 1:15:35
  white girl's apartment who's giving me chocolate and wine and
• 1:15:38
  her blood, and I would sit down with her and be like, you know
• 1:15:41
  what? Tutsu got it?
• 1:15:42
  Like, like, I'm not going to be fucking like, why am I in a
• 1:15:47
  fucking asylum on a Gray Tuesday in December and fucking Jared
• 1:15:52
  with his nails, pain in black and his eyeliner because some
• 1:15:56
  girl fucking pissed him off. I'm just, I'm not doing this.
• 1:15:59
  I will go to the white girl over here with a cat who gives me
• 1:16:03
  things. But yeah, a lot of people will
• 1:16:07
  use like abandoned asylums as I guess like energy, you could say
• 1:16:15
  to do demonic rituals. Don't do that because they don't
• 1:16:18
  want that as much as nobody else wants that anyway.
• 1:16:21
  So next place this is I have completely run away from the
• 1:16:30
  section that I was on them ranting about white men.
• 1:16:35
  White men should not practice witchcraft, by the way, I will
• 1:16:38
  say. Fuck off, white women are white
• 1:16:42
  women are men without the cock like you weren't.
• 1:16:46
  No, I just mean I don't. I didn't actually mean to say
• 1:16:50
  which. I'm going to say tarot because
• 1:16:51
  that's a huge thing. All right, OK, no, let's get
• 1:16:55
  back to this. I'm not having this.
• 1:16:58
  I know. Stick to my Batman ball of this
• 1:17:02
  stuff where a woman such as you herself fucking her, her fucking
• 1:17:10
  alabaster skin, her porcelain tits, and she is here telling me
• 1:17:16
  because I'm a because I'm a white man.
• 1:17:19
  I can't get into description of me.
• 1:17:23
  I can't get into witchcraft and wizardry.
• 1:17:26
  I can't. Get into.
• 1:17:27
  You can't. You can't.
• 1:17:28
  Wizardry because because you're, because I'm a white man when you
• 1:17:32
  are a white woman. I don't want a white woman with
• 1:17:38
  a white woman, a white woman whipping me over my witchcraft
• 1:17:44
  Inquisitory. I can't.
• 1:17:47
  What? And why and when do you suggest?
• 1:17:50
  You can't do tarot. Why you can't do tarot?
• 1:17:53
  I don't. I don't trust a man with tarot.
• 1:17:55
  Tarot is traditionally meant for women.
• 1:17:57
  It is a female practice and any man that uses cards I don't
• 1:18:01
  trust do your fucking flame reading like boys do.
• 1:18:09
  You can't have the cards anyway, so.
• 1:18:12
  I'm gonna do, I'm gonna start to compare readings now and you'll
• 1:18:16
  be sorry because I'll, you'll see.
• 1:18:17
  I'll be, I bet you I'll be fucking great.
• 1:18:19
  Do you want? Me to pull for you right now.
• 1:18:22
  I'll be. Watching.
• 1:18:22
  I'm gonna pull. Right.
• 1:18:24
  We'll do. It we'll do it right now.
• 1:18:26
  We'll do it right now. I can pull for you.
• 1:18:29
  I can. And you tell me when to stop.
• 1:18:31
  Right, Aleister Crowley, He was fucking.
• 1:18:36
  He was a white man. You're telling me he.
• 1:18:37
  Tell me when to stop. What did you?
• 1:18:40
  Start. I'm shuffling.
• 1:18:41
  Tell me when. Yes, Come on.
• 1:18:42
  Stop. Stop.
• 1:18:43
  Stop. Stop.
• 1:18:44
  OK. First card out is Temperance
• 1:18:47
  upside down, right? We're going to do 3.
• 1:18:50
  We're going to do like a full, a full 3 suit, right?
• 1:18:52
  I'm going to stop. Stop.
• 1:18:57
  There is the delay as well. OK, right.
• 1:19:03
  Last one. Stop.
• 1:19:08
  Wait, no, let me, because I just have to flip around, right?
• 1:19:11
  Tell me, tell me and stop. But that was a big Dick, hard,
• 1:19:13
  and you wouldn't let me fucking have it, would you, it?
• 1:19:15
  Wasn't tell me when to stop? Stop.
• 1:19:20
  Fuck, you got like 2 there. All right, OK.
• 1:19:26
  Why is this? Remember you're doing asylums
• 1:19:28
  and now I'm getting cards fucking.
• 1:19:31
  No, you're, you're reading these cards, right?
• 1:19:33
  So tell me, oh great white man. OK, who?
• 1:19:38
  Hasn't. Readings at all, by the way,
• 1:19:40
  that's. Cool.
• 1:19:41
  No, you can Google the readings and put them together for me,
• 1:19:44
  right? And then you can tell me no, you
• 1:19:45
  I want you to. Because you're reading, I'm not
• 1:19:48
  going to Google that. I'm going to use my own white
• 1:19:50
  membrane. All right, OK.
• 1:19:53
  All right, white man. So you have Temperance reversed
• 1:19:59
  the tower. 4 of coins reversed, 4 of ones reversed, and then on
• 1:20:08
  the bottom you have the fool. Right.
• 1:20:14
  What do you make of that reading, Sir?
• 1:20:16
  Well I would say that I I'm the fool because I'm putting over
• 1:20:28
  this mountain and it says here that I have given 4/4 kinds to 4
• 1:20:39
  ones. Which is.
• 1:20:41
  Basically blame me for being habitual prostitution, gore of a
• 1:20:50
  John and where I see the I have four kinds for four ones and I
• 1:20:59
  go up a tower. So basically there's a block of
• 1:21:01
  flats with four prostitutes in it.
• 1:21:03
  And I'm a fool because I spend all my money on on whores.
• 1:21:06
  And it's wrong because it was 3 prostitutes and I was a
• 1:21:10
  bungalow. And no, I, I don't, I don't know
• 1:21:15
  what that means. I have no idea what that.
• 1:21:17
  Means so your your your girlfriend reads cards, right?
• 1:21:20
  Has she read for you? No no, I don't know if she reads
• 1:21:24
  cards but she is into tarot so maybe she gets cards read for
• 1:21:29
  her. So I thought you said that she
• 1:21:33
  she reads cards. Maybe she, maybe I did say that,
• 1:21:37
  but I also. I don't listen to my girlfriend.
• 1:21:40
  No, I listen very much. I just have ADHD and CTE and
• 1:21:45
  heartburn. I've been the hard.
• 1:21:51
  Burn doesn't mean anything. The hard burner I've.
• 1:21:53
  Been right there many times and you're just like no I hate this.
• 1:21:57
  And I don't know what do you mean, right.
• 1:21:59
  You just said random words. You could now assign any meaning
• 1:22:03
  to those words and people would have to believe what you say
• 1:22:06
  based on this. No, they don't.
• 1:22:08
  I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna read.
• 1:22:13
  You are you. Institutionalized in an asylum
• 1:22:16
  right now. You do.
• 1:22:18
  I'm going to read your poll for you.
• 1:22:19
  OK, so temper and reverse speak directly to lack of balance in
• 1:22:28
  my humble opinion. So this is imbalance.
• 1:22:31
  I can. Stand I can.
• 1:22:32
  Stand. On the top row, barefoot for
• 1:22:35
  fucking ages. Listen to me, listen to me
• 1:22:38
  overindulgence. Which would explain why you have
• 1:22:40
  fucking heartburn. OK, yeah, human so.
• 1:22:46
  A tower, which is you had it upright, which is sudden change,
• 1:22:49
  crisis, destruction, upheaval, which is probably your fucking
• 1:22:54
  gallbladder taking 7 fucking hits from you not eating right
• 1:22:58
  in your old age, which is yeah, that's basically it. 4 of wands
• 1:23:03
  reverse, 4 of wands reverse. So 4 of wands upright is like
• 1:23:11
  the home life, marriage, end game, stability, all of that
• 1:23:16
  that's reverse, which you, that's what you pulled, which
• 1:23:21
  would basically be your life is falling apart because you've got
• 1:23:24
  such bad heartburn that you think you're going to shave.
• 1:23:30
  So overall, I would say that the reading is you have a necessary
• 1:23:36
  crisis. It's going to come to a fresh
• 1:23:40
  start. So you're going to learn from
• 1:23:41
  your bodily fucking functions to not get heartburn and die on a
• 1:23:47
  podcast again, is what I would say major life upheaval with the
• 1:23:52
  tower. I think you're going to realize
• 1:23:54
  I'm old and I cannot eat the same way I.
• 1:23:57
  Used. To eat anyway.
• 1:24:04
  Asylum #3. You look so.
• 1:24:09
  Offended because you know that it's practical advice.
• 1:24:13
  It's like if your GP. Was a witch.
• 1:24:16
  Just like well, the tower says you need to avoid dairy.
• 1:24:19
  So you're sitting up there going, hey, these cards say
• 1:24:23
  you're a fat fuck. Hey by the by the way, hey Toby,
• 1:24:29
  these random cars that you've pulled are telling me that
• 1:24:32
  you've got man tits and you should fucking.
• 1:24:35
  You want to. Pop No, that's basically And
• 1:24:43
  then the crown theme just comes on like.
• 1:24:47
  I only once had an app on my on my phone very early, very early
• 1:24:55
  like iPhone times before I decided that that was that those
• 1:25:00
  were nasty people and went for Android, who are also nasty
• 1:25:04
  people but not as expensive you still have.
• 1:25:06
  Android. Yeah, I I wouldn't be dealing
• 1:25:10
  with those iPhones. I think people who indulge in
• 1:25:12
  the iPhone need to be lobotomized like Princess
• 1:25:17
  Margaret should have been. And but I do my.
• 1:25:19
  Thing about the iPhone is it looks prettier but it performs
• 1:25:23
  so much worse. I love an Android performance.
• 1:25:26
  But anyway, go on, sorry. But it was an app that came out
• 1:25:31
  with the one of the the Batman movies.
• 1:25:35
  The Hans Zimmer did the the fucking.
• 1:25:38
  The Dark Knight. And it was augmented so that
• 1:25:42
  you, if you put if you, you put your headphones in and as you
• 1:25:48
  moved, the music would go with your so like if you started
• 1:25:53
  jogging, the temple would pick up you get me.
• 1:25:58
  And then if you turn I. Think so.
• 1:26:00
  It like it changed and there was swells.
• 1:26:04
  So it actually get your height for a run like you know, so like
• 1:26:07
  you'll be running late at night. Yeah.
• 1:26:08
  And it kind of has like this orchestra is gone with like so
• 1:26:13
  the faster you go, the more the faster and there was.
• 1:26:18
  Actually. Remember in in the it's.
• 1:26:23
  Like Requiem for a Dream, like that song is like fucking.
• 1:26:28
  I don't know what's the other one that they use all the time.
• 1:26:33
  It's like Requiem for a Dream, but if it followed you around
• 1:26:36
  and then change your music, you get me.
• 1:26:40
  But like, there was yeah, loaded the scene in in in the in the
• 1:26:47
  one. Wait, what's in there with Bane
• 1:26:49
  in it? No.
• 1:26:52
  I was born in the. That.
• 1:26:56
  So you know that scene where they're fighting in the back
• 1:26:59
  cave and it's like the the water comes down that's actually from
• 1:27:03
  the. Common brain.
• 1:27:05
  Something, yeah, that's Penn Penn Flid, Penn Flid.
• 1:27:10
  Something falls and it's actually really close to
• 1:27:14
  Cardiff. It's in Wales, the waterfall in
• 1:27:16
  Wales that they filmed from behind it.
• 1:27:18
  It's when the back cave like opens and it's all like.
• 1:27:22
  Pissed. Pissing and rain, but they
• 1:27:24
  filmed it from behind that and I've been behind that very
• 1:27:27
  waterfall. It's actually fucking tiny.
• 1:27:28
  Embracing, you wouldn't think, but they make it look like
• 1:27:31
  fucking you. Incredible and amazing.
• 1:27:34
  But yeah, that's a waterfall in whale.
• 1:27:35
  It's called a pen. Every fucking Welsh person that
• 1:27:40
  I know that listens to this, which is like all two of them
• 1:27:43
  are going to be so annoying at me.
• 1:27:46
  Pain his head. But yeah, sorry, I don't know.
• 1:27:50
  I don't know Welsh. I really, I try to know and I
• 1:27:52
  don't because you've got like Panavan pen.
• 1:27:55
  He will pen whatever the fuck pen might mean.
• 1:27:59
  Head, yeah or like. Because it's a it's it's we've
• 1:28:02
  done this before where it's the the pro or Celtic called a where
• 1:28:07
  Irish became sees and a Welsh and Britain.
• 1:28:12
  Britain. Head in Irish.
• 1:28:14
  Keys. It's town, though, Head.
• 1:28:16
  Yeah. Town, yeah, so if we have some
• 1:28:18
  down and pen is their version of that.
• 1:28:21
  So it would just be the same spelling, but theirs has AP and
• 1:28:24
  ours has AC in. Irish, which isn't a ## and
• 1:28:27
  Pound Louie is pen and pencil. That's what I mean.
• 1:28:31
  So would. Yeah, but they're probably,
• 1:28:33
  they're word for pain. Probably sounds probably looks
• 1:28:36
  like count and count Louis. Anyways, I don't know what I was
• 1:28:40
  saying. I think I need to be locked up
• 1:28:43
  in an asylum. You do.
• 1:28:45
  Let's go into to number 3. So Beechworth Lunatic Asylum,
• 1:28:52
  which I don't think you can call it that anymore, but it's called
• 1:28:57
  Mayday Hills in Australia, operating from 1867 to 1995.
• 1:29:05
  And this is another thing that always like gets me.
• 1:29:08
  It's like that, you know, the Magdalene Laundries, like people
• 1:29:11
  don't believe that they only shot in the 90s, like the late
• 1:29:13
  90s as well. Mayday Hill saw over 9000 deaths
• 1:29:18
  within its walls. Patients were committed for
• 1:29:21
  reasons that today sound absurdly cruel.
• 1:29:24
  So post Natal depression political activism.
• 1:29:30
  Jesus. Christ.
• 1:29:31
  She she, she wants to free Palestine, get those brains out.
• 1:29:37
  Excessive grief and masturbation so you could be admitted to this
• 1:29:42
  hospital for I I would be fucked dude.
• 1:29:45
  I would be like literally lobotomized or like just home
• 1:29:49
  home and drawn. I wouldn't be for the
• 1:29:52
  masturbation. For the last couple of weeks,
• 1:29:54
  you wouldn't be. I haven't.
• 1:29:55
  Been well, you. Oh, I'm just I have a
• 1:29:58
  girlfriend. I'm happy.
• 1:29:59
  No, no, no. Well, it is kind of for that
• 1:30:02
  reason, but I like we've spoken before about my chronic
• 1:30:08
  masturbation and my addictive addicted to the easy dolphin
• 1:30:13
  mean of pornography, and I have decided to, eh, abstain from
• 1:30:20
  that kind of stuff to to that. Girl.
• 1:30:23
  That day-to-day life and that girl.
• 1:30:26
  Is my fucking God. I want to know what that girl's
• 1:30:31
  my God. She needs to teach a fucking
• 1:30:33
  seminar on how to make men into simps.
• 1:30:38
  She's my God now. First of all, cunt.
• 1:30:42
  It's her tits, right? It's her.
• 1:30:43
  Tits. Book Face.
• 1:30:45
  It's their big. It's their big creamy Polish
• 1:30:48
  tits, right? First of all, Dick head why?
• 1:30:53
  Why do this I I have? I love her.
• 1:30:58
  I'm not. I love her.
• 1:31:00
  I have a condomy. You don't.
• 1:31:03
  Dating a Slavic. Girl Slavic?
• 1:31:06
  No, Slavic is the other side. Is she Slavic?
• 1:31:09
  Do you call? Them, yeah, I would.
• 1:31:10
  I would imagine Slavic would be the the kind of yeah.
• 1:31:14
  Yeah, you, You. If you're dating a fucking
• 1:31:16
  Slavic girl, you don't have autonomy.
• 1:31:18
  I love that for you. I'm jealous.
• 1:31:21
  I love the fact that your body's like, I don't have to think
• 1:31:23
  anymore because my Slavic fucking girlfriend does it for
• 1:31:26
  me. Fair fucking play to both of
• 1:31:29
  you. Hold on, I you're not I'm so.
• 1:31:32
  Confused. No, because this is something
• 1:31:36
  this is something that I've been dealing with where I've been
• 1:31:40
  like I need to take control of my my basic human urges and I'm
• 1:31:45
  very proud of myself and straight away, instead of you
• 1:31:49
  being like, Oh, fair play that he's after fucking gone and oh,
• 1:31:53
  I'm. Like.
• 1:31:54
  To be more. You're like she needs.
• 1:31:56
  To write a fucking. Book she's.
• 1:31:58
  Fucking great. Like she's a wonderful human.
• 1:32:02
  Being. Very wonderful human being.
• 1:32:05
  But she didn't, she didn't say to me, OK, no more wanking.
• 1:32:08
  And then I decided. She didn't have to.
• 1:32:12
  She didn't have to. She was just her.
• 1:32:15
  She was just this fucking little Slavic bombshell.
• 1:32:18
  And now you're just like I, I guess I just.
• 1:32:22
  Don't drag on. Like Ed Gain, you're like, I'm
• 1:32:25
  going to have sinful cold cuts with.
• 1:32:28
  Her and earlier Oh, mother. You watch that show.
• 1:32:34
  Myself and my my myself and my hot girlfriends are watching it
• 1:32:39
  together when she's. So hot.
• 1:32:40
  She's so hot. I know we talk about this in
• 1:32:43
  every episode though. Is she?
• 1:32:45
  Is she mad about the fact that in every episode we're like,
• 1:32:47
  dude, you're comfort? So.
• 1:32:50
  I I don't want, I don't know, I think she stopped listening.
• 1:32:55
  I can't blame her, her and everyone else, but anyway, so.
• 1:33:02
  She would have been the last Star Wars, the last listener,
• 1:33:06
  and even she was like, I can't listen to.
• 1:33:08
  You. I can't.
• 1:33:11
  So basically, yeah, masturbation, blah, blah blah.
• 1:33:15
  So the treatments used brutal methods.
• 1:33:20
  So in the men's wards, stories persist of uncompliant patients,
• 1:33:27
  those who not at their restraints, having their teeth
• 1:33:31
  removed 1 by 1 until they just stopped trying to bite through
• 1:33:37
  their restraints. What the hell?
• 1:33:41
  Key hauntings Matron Sharp? She's a benevolent I can never
• 1:33:48
  say that word properly. And the well known spirit
• 1:33:51
  Matron, Matron Sharp was a kind staff member who after her death
• 1:34:00
  was reported by other nurses to be seen comforting patients,
• 1:34:04
  sometimes even holding their hands during extra shock
• 1:34:07
  therapy. Her spirit is active in the
• 1:34:10
  women's ward now. I have heard a lot of can you,
• 1:34:16
  can you stop bringing my life, please?
• 1:34:18
  Sorry, my cat. I didn't even know there was a
• 1:34:23
  ball in there. How did you do?
• 1:34:25
  OK, anyway, so I've heard like a lot of women who have like
• 1:34:33
  explored these grounds and stuff, they've done their ghost
• 1:34:35
  hunting thing and say that there's been a woman that would
• 1:34:39
  catch their hand and just be like really nice and like just
• 1:34:42
  follow the whole fucking like crew around the place.
• 1:34:46
  Like when they're doing their like missions, specifically the
• 1:34:49
  women they would, she would like hold her hands.
• 1:34:53
  So that's kind of nice. There's Olivine.
• 1:34:58
  Well, he's a male. Is Olivine olivine A?
• 1:35:02
  Probably. One lost filth.
• 1:35:08
  OLIVENE. Yeah, sounds like Olivine to me.
• 1:35:14
  Yeah, male criminally insane ward is a major hotspot.
• 1:35:18
  Visitors and investigators often report intense suffocating
• 1:35:23
  feelings of dread and encounter a tall long haired male figure
• 1:35:28
  associated with the most well wing and then the physical
• 1:35:32
  touch. Paranormal Taurus frequently
• 1:35:34
  report being physically touched having their hair pulled and
• 1:35:39
  feeling a forceful bopping on the head.
• 1:35:42
  I guess that means like a. Bop.
• 1:35:45
  Often attributed to. The spirits.
• 1:35:49
  Bunk. Horny jail attributed to the
• 1:35:53
  spirits reacting to the living presence.
• 1:35:56
  All right next one also in Australia, the Ararat Ararat
• 1:36:07
  Ararat Ararat Lunatic Asylum, the largest of its kind.
• 1:36:14
  It was Victoria's largest I can't read provincial asylum
• 1:36:22
  functioning from 1867 to 1998 with over 13,000 deaths, 13,000
• 1:36:29
  deaths recorded. It has a mix of the mentally
• 1:36:33
  ill, developmentally disabled and criminally insane.
• 1:36:39
  The asylum's most infamous section was the separate J Ward,
• 1:36:46
  built as a jail in 1859. And this was a lot of the Irish
• 1:36:55
  prisoners. So it's basically like a Gale,
• 1:36:58
  like it was GAOL. So they were still getting in a
• 1:37:04
  lot of like fucking criminals that were shipped over umm in
• 1:37:11
  1859 and it was converted into a maximum security ward for the
• 1:37:15
  criminally insane. Inmates have endured some of the
• 1:37:18
  most brutal and isolated conditions imaginable.
• 1:37:23
  The J ward is the centre of the most aggressive activity.
• 1:37:27
  It is said to be haunted by the spirits of three prisoners who
• 1:37:30
  were hanged and buried on the property.
• 1:37:33
  Visitors report sudden, inexplicable feelings of terror,
• 1:37:37
  panic attacks and even physical assaults being pushed, scratched
• 1:37:42
  or bitten by unseen entities. There's Nurse Kerry, a famous
• 1:37:48
  female spirit said to haunt the women's ward.
• 1:37:51
  She's often seen an old time nurse's uniform hot and is
• 1:37:55
  believed to watch over and sometimes interact with tour
• 1:38:00
  guides and investigators and in the superintendent's office.
• 1:38:05
  Super Nintendo Chalmers reports. Reports suggest that the four,
• 1:38:13
  the spirit of a former Superintendent who tragic
• 1:38:17
  tragically committed suicide in his office by swallowing
• 1:38:21
  cyanide, lingers here. Visitors often report a sudden
• 1:38:26
  bitter taste in their mouths upon passing the room.
• 1:38:30
  Why do you have just cyanide lying around though?
• 1:38:34
  I yeah, I I mean, why would you? I mean, it closed.
• 1:38:38
  When did it close? 1998?
• 1:38:42
  But still, why would you have cyanide at any point up until
• 1:38:46
  1998 unless he brought his own cyanide from home?
• 1:38:53
  You can't take this. I brought him home like.
• 1:38:58
  That's that's kind of it. But I also like I, I don't think
• 1:39:02
  like I know everyone's got to work.
• 1:39:04
  Everyone needs a job. I don't think anyone of sound
• 1:39:08
  mind would choose to work in an asylum.
• 1:39:13
  Australia, like in particular, is a mental place.
• 1:39:16
  Sex criminal boat. But I'll be railing my heart.
• 1:39:25
  I was like, it's a 30 Rock quote like.
• 1:39:28
  Yeah. 30 Rock. It's like, Oh, and she went to.
• 1:39:30
  Live on sex. Criminal boat which was later
• 1:39:33
  named Australia. Well, Australia is mad right, in
• 1:39:40
  that like they sent like just like criminals down there and it
• 1:39:47
  was a penal colony. So like everybody that went
• 1:39:50
  there was kind of like either guilty of such crimes as
• 1:39:56
  thievery, eh, you know, murder or being.
• 1:40:00
  Feeling Trevalians corn and yeah for sure.
• 1:40:03
  Yeah, so like it's it's kind of a weird mixture, but like they
• 1:40:07
  don't do things by half as well. I know we talk about like
• 1:40:10
  America is this place of accessible.
• 1:40:13
  Australia also is kind of this kind of land of weirdness out in
• 1:40:19
  the middle of the fucking Pacific Ocean where like a bunch
• 1:40:23
  of mad cunts just landed there and then started doing mad count
• 1:40:27
  things and like if you've. Got.
• 1:40:31
  On Australia, Australia is in itself a lunatic asylum.
• 1:40:36
  You have to be kind of mad. Yeah.
• 1:40:38
  Among all those, like, everything is trying to kill
• 1:40:40
  you. The heat is even trying to kill
• 1:40:42
  you. There's like, it's kind of an
• 1:40:44
  island which shouldn't have people on it.
• 1:40:46
  And then these people now did a genocide that nobody talks
• 1:40:51
  about. And then like kind of all just
• 1:40:55
  lived in this upside down world filled with lunatics, and then
• 1:40:59
  you've got lunatic asylums on this island of lunatics.
• 1:41:04
  Yeah. And then you've got.
• 1:41:05
  Criminally insane asylums inside the asylums on this island of
• 1:41:09
  lunatics. It's.
• 1:41:12
  This is no. Wonder.
• 1:41:13
  Support adder happened in fucking Australia which is like
• 1:41:16
  the biggest fucking yeah mass shooting of all time.
• 1:41:19
  I was there actually in the Tasmanians from crazy but.
• 1:41:23
  Tasmania is mental, but this is the thing, right?
• 1:41:25
  This is the thing about Australia, and I think we've
• 1:41:27
  talked about this before and is that it's all so when you go to
• 1:41:35
  Austria, it's such a fucking big Baron wasteland.
• 1:41:39
  We'll call it a wasteland because it's a fucking
• 1:41:40
  wasteland, right? And every all.
• 1:41:43
  Literally mad. All of the life that's there are
• 1:41:48
  on the edges. They're on.
• 1:41:49
  The right there's not an inside. You have to live in the course.
• 1:41:53
  No, it's ridiculous and like one of my favorite fucking movies is
• 1:41:59
  fucking forget the name of it, but it's is it Wolf Creek?
• 1:42:02
  Must be one of your favorites. I've.
• 1:42:05
  Heard the name of that, but with that fucking Australian they,
• 1:42:08
  they're like camping in the in the Outback and then this
• 1:42:11
  fucking serial killer, his name is Mike and he just stalks them
• 1:42:14
  for the whole fucking thing. Is it called?
• 1:42:17
  Is it called? We'll, we'll already do Creek.
• 1:42:22
  No, it's. One of the cheese was a what
• 1:42:26
  it's. It was a chess was A and then
• 1:42:29
  they made ATV show and the TV show was better than the fucking
• 1:42:34
  movie. Home and away.
• 1:42:36
  It was the same guy closer each day.
• 1:42:46
  You and I forever. Never, never.
• 1:42:53
  Just to know you are there to. Know that you were there.
• 1:42:59
  Help me God, don't let me go. I want to stay breath.
• 1:43:08
  Closer than. Home and away.
• 1:43:19
  Alex took that. It's funny, the night I was in
• 1:43:24
  France, the night that Thierry. Henry.
• 1:43:28
  And the ball, this is a this is a mad detour.
• 1:43:30
  The night that the night that Thierry Henry.
• 1:43:32
  Not ready to talk about? That the night that he handled
• 1:43:36
  the ball and spun Ireland out of the World Cup.
• 1:43:40
  And I was actually in France while that football match was
• 1:43:44
  happening in Dublin and we were away on a wrestling trip.
• 1:43:48
  And it was a bunch of wrestlers went to a pub to watch this.
• 1:43:52
  And it was a bunch of like, French football fans who are
• 1:43:56
  very rowdy. And they were, eh, like.
• 1:44:00
  Blue. Blue.
• 1:44:02
  And get over chant and all this, but we weren't real football
• 1:44:05
  fans. We were just like, we're happy
• 1:44:07
  to be here. We hope Ireland gets into the
• 1:44:09
  World Cup. So we didn't know any of the
• 1:44:11
  chance. So me and Jamie Coleman were
• 1:44:13
  sitting up there and the only like songs we know are like the
• 1:44:18
  home and away team tune and we turned it into a football chant.
• 1:44:22
  So I was like. You know we belong together.
• 1:44:27
  And then? You went up forever.
• 1:44:31
  And ever, basically. And the French.
• 1:44:33
  The French not being connoisseurs of Australian soap
• 1:44:37
  opera. I had no idea.
• 1:44:40
  They they had no idea that we were chanting the lyrics to the
• 1:44:43
  theme tune for the soap opera At Home and Away.
• 1:44:46
  And yeah, that was fun. Nice.
• 1:44:50
  What's the next slide, Danny? What the They drank the rest of
• 1:44:54
  the sham tagging. It's pronounced champagne.
• 1:44:59
  Oh God. Do you want the rest of?
• 1:45:05
  The show, yeah. No, and it's pretty in
• 1:45:09
  champagne, right? OK, now we're going to.
• 1:45:19
  We're not in Australia anymore. We are in Australia anymore,
• 1:45:25
  mate. Dan, we're in the Dan.
• 1:45:29
  No, we're not. We're in the Rolling Hills
• 1:45:31
  Asylum. You've probably heard of this
• 1:45:35
  one as well. You've probably actually seen a
• 1:45:37
  bunch of things. So Rolling Hills Asylum in East
• 1:45:40
  Bethany, NY. So Rolling Hills originated as
• 1:45:45
  the Genesee County Poor House in 1827.
• 1:45:50
  I know you've probably heard of this because there's been a
• 1:45:52
  bunch of different like things. On.
• 1:45:54
  Anything. Yeah.
• 1:45:57
  And so this was the one that was basically used for Season 2
• 1:46:02
  Asylum, which Jessica Lange, sorry, a sister.
• 1:46:09
  What was her? What was her?
• 1:46:11
  What was her sister name? Sister.
• 1:46:13
  Ratchet. She was from Boston.
• 1:46:14
  No, that was that. Was Nurse Ratchet.
• 1:46:17
  Yeah. Nurse Ratchet And that was also
• 1:46:19
  Sarah Paulson. No, it was Sister Where?
• 1:46:22
  Was that? Oh, Nurse Ratchet.
• 1:46:25
  Was in. Because 1 flew.
• 1:46:27
  It was. It was.
• 1:46:29
  New Yeah, it was New York that was, but it was New Jersey ish.
• 1:46:33
  But this one was specifically on Sister Bernadette.
• 1:46:38
  Sister Bernadette, She was so hot.
• 1:46:41
  She was so sexy. But yeah, so it was E Bethany,
• 1:46:46
  NY, USA. Rolling Hills originated as the
• 1:46:52
  Genesee County Poor house in 1827.
• 1:46:54
  Now, so in the 1800s, again, like we already covered, you can
• 1:46:59
  be admitted for fucking anything.
• 1:47:02
  You could be admitted for being black.
• 1:47:05
  Which is. Anything like the tree, if a man
• 1:47:10
  decided that you were a little bit weird, you could be admitted
• 1:47:14
  and then you wouldn't be let back out.
• 1:47:17
  Who? Yeah, husband were using asylums
• 1:47:21
  as a way to, like, get rid of their wife.
• 1:47:24
  Like medical hysteria. Exactly.
• 1:47:29
  Your wife talks back. She's medically hysterical,
• 1:47:33
  kicked the locker up and throw away the key.
• 1:47:37
  And it was like, so the, the Salem witch trials happened in
• 1:47:40
  like the 1600s, but you could still like 200 fucking years
• 1:47:43
  later be admitted to an asylum for roughly the same fucking
• 1:47:48
  thing. Like literally like, oh, like
• 1:47:51
  she talks too loud. She's clearly possessed.
• 1:47:54
  She needs to be in an asylum. Like, whatever.
• 1:47:56
  And then if you've seen season 2 of American Horror Story, the
• 1:48:00
  season's just called Asylum. It's it's based on this, but
• 1:48:04
  there's also a bunch of different characters in there
• 1:48:08
  for different things. So the main character Lana,
• 1:48:11
  which is Sarah Paulson's character, she's admitted
• 1:48:14
  because she is a lesbian. And that's back then was a
• 1:48:19
  mental illness. Kit is.
• 1:48:21
  And. Peter's character, I mean, yeah,
• 1:48:25
  but Kit is admitted for fucking really different reason.
• 1:48:30
  Like he saw his wife be abducted by aliens and freaked the fuck
• 1:48:35
  out. But she was also a black woman,
• 1:48:39
  so that's half the reason they were like, well, she was black
• 1:48:42
  anyway, So whether you saw aliens or not, you're still
• 1:48:45
  going in an asylum. And I had a bunch of different
• 1:48:48
  things. But there was another woman like
• 1:48:50
  so Chloe Savini, she's fucking incredible in that show.
• 1:48:53
  She's like, I guess you could say sex addicts nowadays, but
• 1:48:59
  she's not. She just likes to have sex.
• 1:49:00
  She's a woman who likes to have sex.
• 1:49:02
  She's admitted in there. And then the dude, the the
• 1:49:05
  fucking farmer from Babe, which he's a crazy Nazi doctor.
• 1:49:09
  I know I like he's fucking. He was great.
• 1:49:13
  Not but yeah, Jessica Lange is in it, and she's a fucking
• 1:49:17
  horrible bitch. And it's not until like towards
• 1:49:22
  the end of it, yeah, she's so fucking good.
• 1:49:25
  Like the fact that she left, she came back for Season 9 because
• 1:49:30
  it tied directly into her character.
• 1:49:33
  And then she was like, no, but I'm done.
• 1:49:35
  I'm not coming back. I'm like.
• 1:49:36
  No Jessica Lang, please. But anyway, so rolling hills and
• 1:49:44
  essentially a self-sustaining firm that became a repository
• 1:49:48
  for over 1700 unclaimed dead buried on the grounds.
• 1:49:54
  Residents were subjected to institutional life until its
• 1:49:57
  closure in 1974. A lot of these like horrible
• 1:50:02
  fucking places, they closed so late.
• 1:50:05
  Like you know what I mean? Like, you don't think that it's
• 1:50:08
  people are still being treated that way.
• 1:50:10
  The sheer number of deaths and the tragic stories of lives
• 1:50:14
  deemed disposable are key to its intense paranormal activity.
• 1:50:21
  Spirits and hauntings. Roy Krause, the friendly but
• 1:50:24
  imposing spirit of a resident who suffered from giantism.
• 1:50:29
  So if you've seen the episode on Ghost Adventures, they did this.
• 1:50:32
  Roy is really prominent in that episode and they see him
• 1:50:37
  constantly through it. So he's a big fucking dude.
• 1:50:41
  And it might just be like, I think it was over 7 foot tall.
• 1:50:44
  But there's like cases they're filming and like, so say like
• 1:50:48
  the place is still active. There's like, you know, like
• 1:50:52
  exit signs above doors and then something will pass above the
• 1:50:56
  exit sign because he's such a tall dude.
• 1:50:59
  But apparently he's just like really gentle, really nice.
• 1:51:01
  He just likes being around people, but people have like,
• 1:51:05
  reported seeing him and stuff. Roy stood over 7 feet tall.
• 1:51:09
  His hulking shadow figure is frequently seen, and his spirit
• 1:51:13
  is known to leave massive, unexplained handprints on walls
• 1:51:16
  and windows. Legend suggests he was a gentle
• 1:51:19
  soul who in one incident killed a rat that had frightened the
• 1:51:23
  owner and left a bloody handprint above the kill.
• 1:51:28
  Bless him. So yeah, he's.
• 1:51:30
  A lot of. People see him and probably
• 1:51:32
  considered him a gentle giant. No, but like, I think he just
• 1:51:38
  wants to protect anyone and make anyone feel safe.
• 1:51:41
  And like a lot of people have said that like his ghost is the
• 1:51:45
  one kind of thing that's made them feel at ease and not just
• 1:51:49
  like, I'm in a fucking haunted building.
• 1:51:51
  They kind of feel safe when this guy's around.
• 1:51:58
  Oh, yeah. Oh, there goes Hattie.
• 1:52:00
  The voice most commonly captured is attributed to Hattie, a blind
• 1:52:06
  elderly resident. She would repeatedly call it.
• 1:52:14
  She would repeatedly call it Hello.
• 1:52:16
  But all I can hear in my head is.
• 1:52:18
  Oh yeah. Like what do you?
• 1:52:21
  Know. For attention and her
• 1:52:35
  disembodied voice continues this pattern from her forward room.
• 1:52:39
  And then the morgue apparently is the asylum's most active with
• 1:52:46
  poltergeist activity, with objects reportedly moved around
• 1:52:51
  and sometimes thrown by angry or mischievous entities.
• 1:52:58
  Yeah. So next one, number six, Danvers
• 1:53:01
  State Hospital in Massachusetts. So it's a bunch of, like, Boston
• 1:53:05
  ghosts. The birth place.
• 1:53:11
  Say it right, Frenchie? This is the birth place of the
• 1:53:15
  lobotomy. You say that as you've got a
• 1:53:18
  fucking silver thing open your nose right now.
• 1:53:23
  This. Magnificent gothic structure
• 1:53:25
  again. Alex, please put just do a slide
• 1:53:29
  show. I'll send you nudes or
• 1:53:30
  something. I don't know if we're going to
• 1:53:32
  have to pay you extra for this. I will not send you nudes, Alex,
• 1:53:37
  if you don't do that well. I'm threatening you with my
• 1:53:52
  naked body, I. Fail to see.
• 1:53:55
  Any threat here? Like it just depends.
• 1:53:58
  You if you want to see the kind of body that attacks if you like
• 1:54:04
  on eating food just. These nudes.
• 1:54:06
  Please hold, I will redirect you to Danvers insane aside.
• 1:54:17
  If you would like to see the kind of body that will send you
• 1:54:20
  to an asylum, the kind of body that puts the ass in asylum. 555
• 1:54:28
  Danvers. That's 555 Danvers.
• 1:54:38
  Anyway. So Danvers.
• 1:54:39
  Danvers. 2. Wars.
• 1:54:42
  Two wars. There's a war.
• 1:54:48
  Going on right now, it's actually 2.
• 1:54:57
  If anyone is out there and doesn't get that reference, go
• 1:54:59
  fuck yourself, yeah? Also, if you don't get that
• 1:55:03
  reference because you don't watch the show that it came
• 1:55:06
  from, we actually wrote that joke.
• 1:55:08
  That was actually our joke. Yeah, we we made.
• 1:55:11
  A nonsensical joke that isn't funny to you because you don't
• 1:55:14
  know the context. Yeah, that's, that's that's our,
• 1:55:18
  it's really funny. And if you start quoting that,
• 1:55:20
  you have to credit us. So Danvers birth birth place of
• 1:55:30
  the lobotomy. So this magnificent gothic
• 1:55:33
  structure again. Alex, please post picture opened
• 1:55:37
  in 1878 which is quite late compared to a.
• 1:55:41
  Lot of the. Place that we've been talking
• 1:55:43
  about, infamous for being the birth place of the ice pick
• 1:55:48
  lobotomy in the US in the 40s and 50s, a procedure that turned
• 1:55:54
  thousands of patients into passive zombie like figures.
• 1:55:57
  I fucking wish. Though, and it was also an
• 1:56:04
  inspiration for HP Lovecraft's Arkham Sanitarium.
• 1:56:12
  Which? There we are now, lives.
• 1:56:15
  In infamy. Yep, cementing.
• 1:56:20
  A racist though, wasn't he? He was a.
• 1:56:23
  Lovecraft. Fucking and.
• 1:56:25
  Then he write. So many.
• 1:56:27
  He's a new Genesis fan. Genesis, wasn't he?
• 1:56:29
  Yes, yeah, so many horror fans want to suck his Dick.
• 1:56:33
  I just, I've never found him entertaining in the slightest.
• 1:56:37
  I've never found his work in any way good.
• 1:56:41
  I just, I think he just gets you get so much credit for nothing.
• 1:56:45
  But anyway. He did depict Cthulhu and and
• 1:56:50
  things like that, like, so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:56:53
  Like anything. There's been like.
• 1:56:56
  Squid monster or from the like? Something from the deep or
• 1:56:59
  something like that will be his. And he?
• 1:57:02
  He did a lot of like the zombie genre as well, but it was all,
• 1:57:09
  it was always like a weird kind of like romanticized version of
• 1:57:13
  it. Like I don't know, like a lot of
• 1:57:16
  his workings, to me anyway, that they did also bring in an
• 1:57:22
  element of sci-fi and it might just be me, but I don't like
• 1:57:26
  sci-fi in my horror. I find they're 2 completely
• 1:57:29
  different things. Like you can look at a movie
• 1:57:32
  like say, is it the Cube and like Event Horizon and things
• 1:57:37
  like that, which are sci-fi horror, but they're completely
• 1:57:41
  fucking different to like you can't make, in my opinion
• 1:57:45
  anyway, you can't make like Event Horizon or Alien gothic
• 1:57:49
  horror. You just can't.
• 1:57:50
  It just doesn't, it doesn't fit. And a lot of like Lovecraft
• 1:57:54
  stuff was kind of trying to marry.
• 1:57:57
  Those. Together and I.
• 1:57:58
  Kind of gothic horror. It's supposed to be, but I
• 1:58:02
  don't. I don't.
• 1:58:03
  Like aliens, art, setting a sci-fi.
• 1:58:06
  I have a universe. I don't.
• 1:58:08
  I don't like Alien and it's like Pandorum.
• 1:58:12
  I love. Pandorum.
• 1:58:13
  You don't like Alien? I don't like Alien.
• 1:58:16
  I don't like what it was going for.
• 1:58:18
  I don't like, I don't know, I like Aliens.
• 1:58:22
  I like every other movie. I didn't like the original.
• 1:58:26
  You didn't like the original Alien?
• 1:58:28
  I didn't like the original. I didn't I couldn't get I
• 1:58:31
  couldn't get it. I couldn't get scared.
• 1:58:32
  I couldn't get into it. It didn't give me any sense of
• 1:58:35
  like stress, anxiety, anything that I look for in a horror
• 1:58:40
  movie. I wasn't I just Aliens was I
• 1:58:44
  think was done completely differently and I appreciated
• 1:58:47
  that and I. Appreciated every other it.
• 1:58:48
  Wasn't a horror film. Aliens was a fucking.
• 1:58:51
  I know, but I just didn't like it.
• 1:58:54
  I like the likes of Event Horizon, the Cube Pandorum, like
• 1:58:59
  anything else that in space in in that sense, yeah, cool.
• 1:59:04
  When it's like the human mind takes over, I love that.
• 1:59:09
  But when it's an actual creature, I'm kind of, it takes
• 1:59:12
  me out of it a little bit because I'm like, if you're in
• 1:59:14
  space, I think the thing that you have to fear the most is
• 1:59:19
  your own mind. Like have you have you seen
• 1:59:22
  Event Horizon with Sam? Is it Sam Neil?
• 1:59:25
  Yes I have. Yes, fucking do.
• 1:59:27
  You not think that that's scarier?
• 1:59:31
  No, I'm not. Trying to be.
• 1:59:31
  Contended or not, I'm. Honestly, I'm not different
• 1:59:34
  different different horses for different courses just because
• 1:59:38
  they're both in out. No, I get I.
• 1:59:40
  Just. No, I know that.
• 1:59:44
  Like, I just mean like, that's kind of something that I feel
• 1:59:48
  would scare me more than like. A selomorph because.
• 1:59:53
  Yeah, I think it would scare me more than that.
• 1:59:57
  The the fact. That the human mild, the human
• 2:00:00
  mind could consume itself to the degree where it's like torturing
• 2:00:06
  itself and or killing everyone. Around like my mind is about to
• 2:00:11
  eat itself. Because of.
• 2:00:15
  What I'm carrying this episode. I know I'm just look, I'm
• 2:00:21
  watching the clock that's two hours in.
• 2:00:23
  I'm fucking I'm, I'm, I'm chasing so.
• 2:00:26
  I feel so bad for you. I'm.
• 2:00:29
  I'm. Just.
• 2:00:30
  I'm. I like to apologize.
• 2:00:34
  I like the low energy into this podcast this month this month.
• 2:00:38
  Apologize to me. Apologize to me.
• 2:00:43
  So don't get repugnantly fucking self-righteous there.
• 2:00:48
  I know you are going right. All right, let me.
• 2:00:54
  Go, Let me go, Let me go, Let me go.
• 2:00:59
  We're doing it so let. Me.
• 2:01:03
  Get to the last word. So yeah, Danvers imposing
• 2:01:08
  architecture and sinister reputation inspired HP love
• 2:01:11
  crowds fictional Arkham Asylum, cementing its place in popular
• 2:01:17
  culture as the ultimate madhouse.
• 2:01:20
  I have to go back to it. So the lobotomized patients,
• 2:01:23
  spirits of the people who were lobotomized, are said to wander
• 2:01:27
  the halls in a permanent daze. These residual hauntings are
• 2:01:30
  often seen as shadowy confused figures.
• 2:01:34
  So the cemetery, the asylums grounds.
• 2:01:37
  So I have seen a few like TikTok ghost hunters I guess you could
• 2:01:45
  call them. They do the whole investigation
• 2:01:48
  thing. They've gone out into the
• 2:01:50
  grounds because they're actually like a fucking.
• 2:01:53
  There's thousands of unnamed graves, each with small numbered
• 2:01:58
  marker. Visitors to the cemetery report
• 2:02:01
  seeing glowing orbs and hearing unearthly voices howling over
• 2:02:06
  the abandoned burial sites and then the tunnels.
• 2:02:09
  So this is one of the of all of the asylums, this is kind of the
• 2:02:15
  one that has like the largest span of underground tunnels.
• 2:02:19
  Vast subterranean labyrinth of tunnels connected the campus
• 2:02:23
  buildings. These dark passageways are a
• 2:02:27
  common location for shadowy apparitions and feelings of
• 2:02:31
  intense oppression and fear. I.
• 2:02:35
  Know. You think it would make sense,
• 2:02:37
  right? That the reason why like the
• 2:02:42
  likes of an asylum would be more haunted than your average kind
• 2:02:46
  of a place. Like is that there's more
• 2:02:50
  tormented souls or tormented minds or whatever way you would
• 2:02:54
  put like the residual, the leavings of like people like
• 2:02:59
  what they would say about like why, why ghosts pass on to the
• 2:03:04
  next life or whatever. And I'm just saying like this as
• 2:03:06
  kind of, I'm not saying I believe one way or the other on
• 2:03:09
  this one, like, but like just to play like devil's advocate here
• 2:03:13
  to be, to be like, why would they be more haunted than other
• 2:03:16
  places? Is that like what people would
• 2:03:18
  say is like, you can pass on to the next life if you're at peace
• 2:03:21
  and you've made peace or you're, you've lived peaceful life.
• 2:03:25
  But these people who have had tormented lives and had lived in
• 2:03:28
  these places that would be like, like hell on earth, kind of.
• 2:03:34
  And the reason why they're leftover are they have residual
• 2:03:37
  fucking spirits on this plane, is that as they live their life,
• 2:03:43
  they had no peace in their own minds, in their own kind of.
• 2:03:46
  Body. I think so they.
• 2:03:47
  Were just like tormented I think.
• 2:03:51
  So because what? What peace is, is there for them
• 2:03:58
  to find if they've never known it, You know what I mean?
• 2:04:01
  And like, I feel like you can, you can pass on and you can find
• 2:04:06
  peace and, you know, in the next life or whatever.
• 2:04:12
  But I do feel like your soul can be in in search of and like
• 2:04:18
  hunting and wanting this piece so badly that it's like, well, I
• 2:04:22
  can't go until I found it and they're not going to find it.
• 2:04:25
  If they spent most of life in something in somewhere like
• 2:04:27
  that, they're not going to find it.
• 2:04:29
  And I do feel like a lot of that is like they're blinded so much
• 2:04:33
  that they just can't walk through it, you know?
• 2:04:37
  And it's like, I feel like it's like a thing where so obviously
• 2:04:44
  I do believe in all this and I do believe that your soul is a
• 2:04:48
  separate thing and it goes where it needs to go.
• 2:04:51
  And I do believe it can be trapped and all of this kind of
• 2:04:54
  stuff. And I feel like as well, you
• 2:04:57
  have like a lot of different things.
• 2:04:59
  Or it's like, oh, it's haunted by this woman who like this man
• 2:05:02
  broke her heart and blah, blah, whatever.
• 2:05:04
  I feel like it's a case of like in that situation, it's a soul
• 2:05:10
  who thinks it's only goal on earth is to be with this person
• 2:05:17
  and to love this person and be loved by this person.
• 2:05:20
  And if they don't fulfill that, it just wanders and circles and
• 2:05:25
  wonders, and that's what they're trying to achieve.
• 2:05:28
  And they they're never going to. So like in in life, like there's
• 2:05:33
  different ways to feed, to be to feel own fulfilled our own
• 2:05:38
  resolved and like like I don't like I love that never was will
• 2:05:43
  have these kind of wandering ghosts that are forlorn and
• 2:05:50
  never found low. Because if that's that's.
• 2:05:53
  What your soul really, really wants.
• 2:05:56
  Then there's all these like, civil war wars, sort of guys who
• 2:06:00
  are like, had violence, terrible fucking ends of their lives and
• 2:06:06
  stuff like that. And yeah, like, you never really
• 2:06:09
  hear of like the ghost of Marjorie who went peacefully
• 2:06:12
  into the night. You always hear of like the guy
• 2:06:14
  who got beheaded in the fucking 1600s.
• 2:06:17
  It's someone. It's always someone who doesn't,
• 2:06:19
  who hasn't finished something. And that makes so much sense.
• 2:06:23
  So I don't necessarily believe in ghosts.
• 2:06:25
  Do you know what I mean? I, I don't like, I don't
• 2:06:28
  necessarily believe that someone's stuck here for like
• 2:06:30
  whatever. Like stuck just haunting for the
• 2:06:34
  sake of it. I do mean, if there are spirits
• 2:06:36
  that are there, it's because either they've misunderstood the
• 2:06:41
  assignment and they're clinging to that one fucking thing that
• 2:06:46
  they think that their life meant and they're never going to
• 2:06:50
  fulfill that. And they clung to that until the
• 2:06:52
  day they died. And then nothing's going to
• 2:06:54
  change because that's, that's all they've been clinging to and
• 2:06:56
  that's all that they've wanted. Like Timmy, right?
• 2:06:59
  I have like Timmy, I've I've kind of understood, I've kind of
• 2:07:08
  like accepted this recently that maybe like fucking true love,
• 2:07:12
  true romantic, great love is not something that I meant to have
• 2:07:16
  in this lifetime, right? They accept that because I don't
• 2:07:20
  think I think I'm the type of person that I expect too much of
• 2:07:23
  people. I I'm a fucking crazy person.
• 2:07:28
  It's, it's probably not for me, right Danny?
• 2:07:30
  And. Danny what?
• 2:07:32
  Let me. Let me talk about it.
• 2:07:34
  Let. Me talk Love Is All about though
• 2:07:38
  love is fine and. Why?
• 2:07:40
  Love is fine in that other part of you.
• 2:07:44
  It's not about like where you sit.
• 2:07:46
  Down there's no. No, listen for me.
• 2:07:49
  Or you think, you think you're so fucking unique, Daddy, and
• 2:07:54
  you think that oh, I can't be loved because I'm this weird
• 2:07:59
  fucked up kind of a thing and I'm the only one of me.
• 2:08:02
  You are. There's 8 fucking billion people
• 2:08:06
  on this planet. You think there's not fucking
• 2:08:08
  somebody out there that could fucking handle your bullshit?
• 2:08:12
  Listen to me. To me, love happens.
• 2:08:18
  Love just fucking happened. I know whether you say.
• 2:08:21
  I just don't think it happens. It's.
• 2:08:22
  Not for me, It's not for me or you know, I'm not going to fuck
• 2:08:25
  in. I'm not going to get no I I
• 2:08:28
  keep. Pushing no, I want.
• 2:08:29
  It I love. I want it I'm.
• 2:08:31
  Looking for a. Specific kind of.
• 2:08:33
  Globe or whatever, No, at some stage I mean no.
• 2:08:36
  No. Let me, let me talk.
• 2:08:38
  Let. Me talk, I know, but let me let
• 2:08:41
  me just say this to you, right and I because I I know where
• 2:08:43
  you're going with this and I do appreciate like you can you can
• 2:08:46
  absolutely like carry on from what I'm saying right, but I'm
• 2:08:49
  not picking. Out I.
• 2:08:50
  Do know what? You mean I'm not out there?
• 2:08:51
  I'm not out there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 2:08:53
  no, no, no. No, the laws of attraction and
• 2:08:55
  numbers mean that's it has to happen.
• 2:08:58
  Like there has been someone out there this is.
• 2:09:00
  The thing I'm not saying that you're trying to write, but what
• 2:09:02
  I'm saying is right, It's. OK.
• 2:09:07
  I don't think that I'm like that quirky girl is special a girl
• 2:09:11
  and then he just comes like I'm not I'm not that person.
• 2:09:15
  I'm not the person who's like fishing for fucking like I'm
• 2:09:18
  just I know that I am a very difficult person to be with.
• 2:09:23
  I know that I am right and that's fine.
• 2:09:27
  That is fine. There's like a fucking million
• 2:09:30
  people out there that can deal with that.
• 2:09:32
  Cool. But there's what's the number
• 2:09:38
  just by 100 million. 999,999. That's the thing.
• 2:09:49
  And I'm like, I am very, I'm not like saying all of this shit
• 2:09:55
  because I'm like, I can't play like it's, it's not that.
• 2:09:59
  It's that I don't want to be with anyone who's not that one
• 2:10:05
  person who's fucking. Perfect, Danny.
• 2:10:09
  Maybe like Danny, just maybe, just maybe right, have a look in
• 2:10:12
  that fucking inbox of yours to one of these fucking SIM stars
• 2:10:16
  that they're sending you a fucking a Dick somewhere down
• 2:10:19
  the line. But just just go shuffle
• 2:10:21
  through. Just go shuffle through them
• 2:10:22
  fucking the the million fucking DMS that you have in your
• 2:10:27
  fucking phone and just pick one. Just pick one dude.
• 2:10:31
  No, that's not how it is. It's not who it is.
• 2:10:38
  That's not how it is. And like I'm.
• 2:10:40
  Just saying that I'm just saying there's someone out there.
• 2:10:44
  So as. What?
• 2:10:50
  Are you looking at me? It's like.
• 2:10:54
  There's OK asylum #7 Shanghai Hospital.
• 2:10:58
  What the fuck do? I.
• 2:10:59
  Do all. All Shanghai Hospital in
• 2:11:04
  Singapore, so built in 1935 by the British of.
• 2:11:09
  Course. And.
• 2:11:12
  Think about all these places, every one of these places.
• 2:11:16
  They're all fucking colonized by the Brits.
• 2:11:21
  Everyone of. These book on the play them
• 2:11:22
  they're. British.
• 2:11:24
  And built 1934 the British the hospital's dark history began
• 2:11:32
  during the Japanese occupation in World War Two it was
• 2:11:38
  converted into a brutal prison and torture camp by the
• 2:11:42
  notorious Japanese cigarette police the just see how do I say
• 2:11:47
  this Kemp kempatai. Kempatai.
• 2:11:57
  OK, when I get I'm just going. To say it like that.
• 2:12:08
  So rumors again, rumors resisted a small, isolated room in the.
• 2:12:13
  Hospital. And we're cancelled everybody
• 2:12:48
  out there who listened so far. And you know, we have committed
• 2:12:57
  podcast Sabuko Sabuko by doing an accent and it has devolved
• 2:13:08
  into this. I'm trying to stop.
• 2:13:11
  I'm trying. To it's fine.
• 2:13:15
  I'm fucking I I'm. Delirious at this point.
• 2:13:20
  I know, I know, I'm trying to stop.
• 2:13:39
  Oh my God, I scrolled all the way back to the top of me.
• 2:13:45
  I was going to start. My fucking.
• 2:13:54
  No. I have to finish.
• 2:14:12
  My thing. Show and no, I am very Japanese
• 2:14:17
  coded right now I'm I'm like I am loving this shit.
• 2:14:23
  OK. So thanks.
• 2:14:38
  For thanks for listening to. Trying to do it.
• 2:14:42
  I'm doing it and was used as a dedicated torture chamber with
• 2:14:47
  tick chains hanging from the walls and blood stained floors.
• 2:14:52
  A testament to the extreme violence in.
• 2:14:55
  The. Strip so far haunting and swears
• 2:15:02
  residual pain. The most frequent reports are
• 2:15:06
  the sounds of suffering, agonized screams, crying and
• 2:15:10
  moaning echoing through the abandoned words.
• 2:15:18
  What's the fucking? You tried.
• 2:15:20
  You tried your best to hold. Again.
• 2:15:24
  Believed to be the residual terror of the prisoners of war,
• 2:15:29
  Japanese soldiers, Apparitions of Japanese soldiers are
• 2:15:33
  frequently seen in uniform patrolling.
• 2:15:42
  Forgiving us, please. That little.
• 2:15:54
  Guy hasn't. Done anything patrolling the
• 2:15:59
  compound or performing their duties from a Polygon era Ghost
• 2:16:04
  hunters and urban explorers report seeing the shot figures,
• 2:16:10
  staff and patience from third time from his time as a
• 2:16:21
  particularly in. The operating theatre.
• 2:16:45
  Non, you've said you might as well be speaking Japanese in the
• 2:16:49
  last book. In 10 minutes would have not
• 2:16:51
  been dead. I.
• 2:16:58
  Have to be so bad I can't. Type it and welcome back to
• 2:17:00
  Hocus Pocus, Lag and Focus where Danny has literally paused the
• 2:17:04
  podcast because she has pissed. No, I actually did like my I, I
• 2:17:13
  actually did piss. Yeah, that's that's all.
• 2:17:19
  And that's the end of the podcast.
• 2:17:21
  I just wanted everybody to come back in there to.
• 2:17:23
  No, we've got two more. We've got two more so. 2 Two
• 2:17:29
  more podcasting episode to talk about that.
• 2:17:37
  Domo regato. So 8 Taunton State hospital in
• 2:17:43
  massive huge tits America. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 2:17:49
  We're familiar with. Christian So opened in 1854.
• 2:17:55
  The hospital is known for housing some notorious
• 2:17:57
  individuals, including sociopathic serial killer Jane
• 2:18:03
  Taupin. I've never heard of Jane Hoffman
• 2:18:07
  before, but whatever. The most persistent and
• 2:18:10
  terrifying rumors surround a group of nurses and staff who
• 2:18:14
  were allegedly involved in satanic rituals and the abuse
• 2:18:18
  and murder of patients within the facility's walls.
• 2:18:22
  This fueled the local legend of a demonic, cowled figure
• 2:18:26
  haunting the premises. So this the most kind of notable
• 2:18:33
  like quote UN quote ghost I guess is a nurse who is said to
• 2:18:39
  be aggressive malevolent entity often described as a shadowy
• 2:18:44
  figure or demon. She's believed to stalk the
• 2:18:47
  older wings. Paranormal encounters often
• 2:18:50
  include feelings of being pinned down or aggressively pushed by
• 2:18:54
  an unseen force. Now I will get into this just a
• 2:18:58
  little bit. I'm cautious of time, but as
• 2:19:00
  someone who does work with demons and is versed in this
• 2:19:06
  kind of thing, that is very, very, very possible.
• 2:19:11
  That is like, it's not out of the realm of and like you will
• 2:19:16
  get people who are like, oh, demons are harmless.
• 2:19:18
  It just goes by what you're like, you know, using them for.
• 2:19:24
  They're still fucking demons. They still have an innate desire
• 2:19:30
  for anything, it just depends on where they go with it and what
• 2:19:34
  you use them for and what you offer them, what you want to use
• 2:19:37
  them for. So that's not hard to believe
• 2:19:40
  that people are practicing. And then over time you feed that
• 2:19:43
  energy. I mean, I do think if you're
• 2:19:47
  seeing things, it's probably a form of schizophrenia, but
• 2:19:50
  whatever. What the fuck do I know?
• 2:19:53
  But yeah, I do get how energies can build up and people who are
• 2:19:57
  sensitive to those energies can see fucked up things.
• 2:20:04
  Poltergeist activity. So visitors report highly
• 2:20:08
  interactive hauntings including light slickering, showers
• 2:20:12
  turning on by themselves, locked windows being opened.
• 2:20:17
  The unmarked graves, which I will I will get to in a second.
• 2:20:23
  Patients who died. And were buried on the grounds
• 2:20:26
  are said to be the source of the quiet, disembodied moans of the
• 2:20:31
  word home heard by businesses and residents near the former
• 2:20:39
  hospital grounds. So, Jesse, question for you, are
• 2:20:45
  you done? Do you want?
• 2:20:47
  Do you want? Me to be done or?
• 2:20:49
  What's the question? What did I just say?
• 2:20:52
  What was the last three sentences I just said?
• 2:20:57
  Just the question for you. OK.
• 2:21:04
  People of unmarked graves and that's who's their poltergeist
• 2:21:10
  and resident, local residents and visitors hear them say the
• 2:21:15
  word home for some reason. Now, Daddy, what's your goddamn
• 2:21:20
  question after you fucking asked me the question?
• 2:21:23
  If you were. Oh, now you're talking over me
• 2:21:25
  and now you're making it longer if you worked in one of those
• 2:21:30
  buildings, right? And you heard voices from a
• 2:21:37
  fucking hospital that you know closed fucking 40 years ago.
• 2:21:44
  Are you reporting that as something spiritual or ghostly?
• 2:21:50
  Or do you think that you're just going through psychosis?
• 2:21:57
  I. That's the thing.
• 2:21:58
  Because you're a skeptic, aren't you?
• 2:22:00
  You're you're you're a skeptic, yet you hear voices.
• 2:22:07
  I would put it down to two voices.
• 2:22:10
  I would put it down to, I actually think, I think what can
• 2:22:19
  be explained in this life is probably something that we'll
• 2:22:24
  probably do a podcast on at some stage, which in the near future
• 2:22:28
  after we get out of spooky season.
• 2:22:30
  And I do believe that the the chances of us living inside a
• 2:22:36
  simulation are like astronomical.
• 2:22:40
  I think we're more likely to be in a simulation than to be like
• 2:22:46
  just this these organic fucking beings hanging around.
• 2:22:50
  So I think a lot of this could be residual, like if that is the
• 2:22:56
  case that we are living in a simulation that things that can
• 2:23:01
  be explained as spiritual or otherworldly or lingering
• 2:23:05
  spirits are because of of a glitch in the fabric or the
• 2:23:15
  matrix of this simulation that we're in.
• 2:23:18
  And for the same reason as we're talking about if we're going to
• 2:23:21
  talk about it like spiritually or overworldly and like that,
• 2:23:24
  there's unresolved issues with these, with these entities.
• 2:23:29
  And I think that if there are, if we are in a simulation that
• 2:23:32
  is like beyond our own comprehension because we can't
• 2:23:35
  figure out The Big Bang, bang or quantum mechanics or anything
• 2:23:39
  like that. So the kind of simulation that
• 2:23:41
  we're in is actually way above and beyond what we can
• 2:23:44
  comprehend. And like this, it would explain
• 2:23:47
  things like the Mandela Effect, why we have memories inside our
• 2:23:50
  heads that we don't know. It's because things have
• 2:23:53
  actually change inside the simulation or why unexplainable
• 2:23:57
  things like UFOs and stuff like that.
• 2:24:00
  Like like things happening in the fucking night sky that we
• 2:24:05
  can't explain. Like seeing images of ghosts or
• 2:24:10
  poltergeists are waking up in the middle of the night.
• 2:24:12
  There's some fucking shadowy figure in your room.
• 2:24:15
  All of this can be explained as kind of overlaid or weird kind
• 2:24:21
  of coding inside this simulation that we are actually living
• 2:24:28
  inside. So now again, this is just a
• 2:24:31
  theory. Like I'm not saying this is what
• 2:24:32
  I believe. I'm saying like there is a high
• 2:24:34
  probability and a lot of people who have like enormous Iqs would
• 2:24:40
  agree that the the idea of us living inside of a simulation is
• 2:24:46
  an almost certainty. So like I'm just saying that if
• 2:24:50
  we do live in a simulation, then these kind of I would I put it
• 2:24:55
  down to my own psychosis. What I put it down to lingering
• 2:24:58
  spirits, What I put it down to whatever I would say that I put
• 2:25:03
  it down to a bad craftsmanship on the futuristic aliens that
• 2:25:13
  creators do. You do you want to know my
• 2:25:18
  theory samples generally theory on like star signs and stuff
• 2:25:23
  like that and how people think that like, oh, I'm such an Aries
• 2:25:31
  or like, Oh yeah, she's a typical Gemini.
• 2:25:34
  All this shit. I think it circles back to the
• 2:25:37
  fact that it is a simulation. And I think that we're all made
• 2:25:41
  in like bashes. And I think that's why like
• 2:25:46
  Gemini Libra queries are all, they have those personality
• 2:25:50
  traits because they're made in those batches.
• 2:25:53
  They're made in the Gemini batch, the Libra batch, the
• 2:25:57
  Aquarius batch. I change my mind.
• 2:25:59
  We're not living in a simulation.
• 2:26:00
  If if you are agreeing with me and then using star signs to
• 2:26:05
  agree with me, then I'm obviously wrong.
• 2:26:07
  No. I I'm using them as like
• 2:26:09
  basically just like markers. The fact that like.
• 2:26:12
  Well, because you NPCS. Listen to me though.
• 2:26:16
  Just just listen to me. I, I feel like it's like you can
• 2:26:20
  be like, oh, she's such a typical that she's such a
• 2:26:22
  typical that I think it's referring to a specific batch.
• 2:26:27
  I do think it is because it would make sense that there's
• 2:26:33
  just 12. It would because that's like a,
• 2:26:36
  that's a factory model, a factory number.
• 2:26:39
  And if someone's above there and they just have their little
• 2:26:42
  board, that's Earth and they have all their fucking little
• 2:26:44
  players. 12 is is a pretty manageable number.
• 2:26:48
  But there's 13. Right.
• 2:26:51
  And that's why it's been like fucking warped now and people
• 2:26:54
  like, oh, there's actually like a fucking extra star sign.
• 2:26:57
  So no, what do you think? There's 13 Oh.
• 2:27:02
  You're telling me there's? You're telling me there's a star
• 2:27:06
  sign going on? There's.
• 2:27:08
  That's. The star signs.
• 2:27:11
  Legit and I think all of it is too much unless you know me like
• 2:27:16
  I'm fucking like I am mundane over magic even though I
• 2:27:22
  practice magic every day I 9 times I have to.
• 2:27:25
  Listen, no, don't interrupt. Me.
• 2:27:27
  Don't interrupt me. Don't interrupt me.
• 2:27:31
  Right. I'll I'll be you to death.
• 2:27:35
  You won't. I'll be you, won't you?
• 2:27:38
  You. You travel through life thinking
• 2:27:41
  that you could. Be we.
• 2:27:41
  Still have we? Still have two.
• 2:27:45
  Fucking. Asylums left.
• 2:27:46
  Just let me finish this. Point we don't have two asylums
• 2:27:49
  left. I will leave.
• 2:27:50
  We do. We're.
• 2:27:51
  Just now. We have two more.
• 2:27:54
  End it, end it, hang off. I'll end my fucking life in.
• 2:27:58
  Front of you I will. Fucking Sapuko myself, right
• 2:28:01
  fucking I'd. Fucking love it.
• 2:28:03
  I would love it. Do it in your fucking stupid egg
• 2:28:08
  onesie. Fuck you.
• 2:28:12
  It's not a onesie, it's an oodie.
• 2:28:15
  It's got eggs and bacon on it though and it's so cool and I
• 2:28:18
  love it. I'm.
• 2:28:19
  So jealous of. It very thought and it's very.
• 2:28:23
  I know you look, you do look very cozy anyway, but back to
• 2:28:27
  the fucking point. I do, I just think I don't think
• 2:28:33
  any of this is real. I don't.
• 2:28:34
  I don't think anything anyone does has any real fucking
• 2:28:39
  consequence or anything like that.
• 2:28:42
  I don't think this world, this life means anything.
• 2:28:47
  I, I don't know, I'm like the, I'm like Anthony Soprano,
• 2:28:51
  whatever. I don't know, I don't care, but
• 2:28:54
  I'm just like, there's so much other cool shit that's fucking
• 2:28:59
  happened and that continues to happen.
• 2:29:03
  And it's like you being sad over a boy.
• 2:29:06
  Like if you're listening to this and you're sad over, you're not
• 2:29:08
  listening to this. No one's listening to this.
• 2:29:10
  But if you are, if something fucking happens that you're sad
• 2:29:13
  over a boy. Who the fuck?
• 2:29:15
  Fucking cares. Like if you go, if you look at
• 2:29:19
  like fucking the likes of Stonehengers, I don't think it's
• 2:29:22
  really impressive, but people do think it's impressive, right?
• 2:29:26
  But if you look at it and there's so much weird shit
• 2:29:28
  behind that, it's like, well, this rock and like this rock,
• 2:29:32
  it's there's only, it only happens and it's all the way in
• 2:29:37
  fucking like fucking like straight.
• 2:29:40
  And you're telling me like, whatever, that's kind of fucking
• 2:29:44
  cool. But it's mysteries like that
• 2:29:47
  that you can fucking distract your brain with.
• 2:29:49
  Other than why Dylan isn't texting you back thinking like
• 2:29:54
  we're put on this world for so much fucking more than why some
• 2:30:00
  fucking idiot isn't texting you back and why you seem to not be
• 2:30:05
  able to open your throat to take a cock.
• 2:30:08
  And then like this is the thing, why can I Deep Throat and other
• 2:30:11
  people can't? Why is?
• 2:30:14
  Why 'cause you're a? Why is this?
• 2:30:16
  No, it's. Autonomous.
• 2:30:20
  Autonomal design, whatever. And they've, they've put you in
• 2:30:25
  asylum for not being able to throw cock back in the 50s.
• 2:30:31
  So like you're just, you're just, you're here and you're
• 2:30:34
  fine not being able to do it. I'm sorry.
• 2:30:39
  Like Halloween not evolved. You've not evolved.
• 2:30:47
  You can dig 2 cocks. You're.
• 2:30:50
  Broken open. Anyway, OK, asylum #9.
• 2:30:55
  No, no, Danny, this is it. That's it.
• 2:30:57
  Yeah, we had, we had the chance. It's after.
• 2:31:00
  We did not. No, actually no, we did not.
• 2:31:01
  We have one more. We have one more.
• 2:31:03
  We have one more. We have one more.
• 2:31:04
  We do have one more. Let me just let me just do it.
• 2:31:06
  Let me just do it. I just need to do.
• 2:31:12
  I just need to do the last one, right?
• 2:31:14
  And then like so, I will feel like incomplete.
• 2:31:19
  Wait, how do I upsets me? TQ.
• 2:31:29
  No, we have two more. Let me do the 2.
• 2:31:32
  Athens. Shut up.
• 2:31:34
  Athens. Let me take asylum in Ohio.
• 2:31:39
  It's called the Ridges. This SLM operated from 1874 to
• 2:31:45
  1993, which isn't that long a place of isolation and treatment
• 2:31:50
  that eventually succumbed to the pressures of overcrowding and
• 2:31:54
  underfunding. Utilizing lobotomies and
• 2:31:57
  electroshock therapy. Do you think right, if it was
• 2:32:02
  like, not illegal to like, perform that?
• 2:32:07
  If I asked you to do a lobotomy on me, would you do it?
• 2:32:11
  I fucking beat you with a shovel.
• 2:32:14
  If I had, I had one to my hand. Would you lobotomize me though?
• 2:32:21
  No. I wouldn't because I've got a
• 2:32:23
  weird thing with my eyes. Yeah, but if I asked you to and
• 2:32:28
  it was like legal for you to do it, you're like, your honor, we
• 2:32:32
  have a podcast. And she had hysteria.
• 2:32:35
  What was I supposed? To do.
• 2:32:37
  Would I? Would I suggest that?
• 2:32:39
  She had else. Give you all about me 100%.
• 2:32:43
  Anyway, so the Aslan's grounds and notable it was notable for
• 2:32:50
  containing 3 large cemeteries 3. Cemeteries. 3.
• 2:33:01
  Cemeteries and where hundreds of unclaimed or forgotten patients
• 2:33:06
  were buried, marked only by numbered stones.
• 2:33:10
  And it was the same that in the asylum my mom worked in, they
• 2:33:14
  were all just by numbers because a lot of them were like just
• 2:33:18
  dumped when they were kids. It was like, oh, this fucking
• 2:33:21
  young 1 doesn't have her wits about her.
• 2:33:23
  Like, here you go. And she was like 37, whatever.
• 2:33:28
  It was a big Stranger Things thing where they called her 11.
• 2:33:33
  It's just like they, I know they were all named by number.
• 2:33:38
  So cold spots. What's the last?
• 2:33:41
  What's the last aside in there, Danny?
• 2:33:44
  Let me finish the last paragraph on this one while I got there.
• 2:33:47
  Cold. Spots do, somebody cries.
• 2:33:50
  You are. Shut up.
• 2:33:53
  And I. Just what is the end?
• 2:33:55
  There's somebody crying inside. Are you fucking getting me right
• 2:33:58
  now? We reschedule this like 4
• 2:34:00
  fucking times and you're being difficult?
• 2:34:01
  Are you fucking kidding me? I'm awake.
• 2:34:04
  I'm literally awake. 23 hours, Danny.
• 2:34:07
  I will piss on your mother's grave, I promise you that.
• 2:34:11
  Why? Would you?
• 2:34:12
  Why would you not say that? I'm actually closer to your
• 2:34:15
  mother's grave, so don't make threats without Barry killing
• 2:34:19
  that fucking thing. She'd love that, because I'm
• 2:34:25
  fully convinced that the only time she's ever had sex was to
• 2:34:28
  make me and all of my siblings were adopted.
• 2:34:31
  But anyway, so cold swells to somebody voices the sightings of
• 2:34:36
  shadowy figures frequently reported in the abandoned wings,
• 2:34:41
  particularly near the infamous stain.
• 2:34:43
  Who was the stain? Did I skip the stain on the 4th
• 2:34:49
  floor? OK, whatever.
• 2:34:51
  All right, so the last one that we're going to talk about is the
• 2:34:53
  most fucking famous one is the Several's Hospital in
• 2:35:00
  Colchester, UK. The closest one opened in 1913.
• 2:35:06
  It was the largest county asylum and it operated until 1997.
• 2:35:13
  So this was one of the places that were like closest to like
• 2:35:16
  the Magdalene Laundries, which but you could be sent there for
• 2:35:19
  anything. You'd be sent there for fucking
• 2:35:21
  basically being like this kid can't seem to color a picture
• 2:35:24
  outside the lions or this fucking little tramp is getting
• 2:35:28
  pregnant all the time without having a husband.
• 2:35:31
  Whatever many facilities of the era, the criteria for commitment
• 2:35:38
  were often unjust, with women being committed simply for
• 2:35:43
  bearing illegitimate children or being the victims of rape.
• 2:35:47
  While. Fucking terrorism right to
• 2:35:49
  floozies crimes against their own dignity that branded them as
• 2:35:55
  insane. In 1942, the hospital was bombed
• 2:36:01
  by the Luftwaffe, with three £500 bombs hitting The West
• 2:36:08
  Wing, killing 38 patients who were often buried in a nearby
• 2:36:13
  crematorium. Right, this is the thing.
• 2:36:16
  Can I just say I know I'm going to keep you up, I'm going to
• 2:36:19
  keep you up. I don't care.
• 2:36:20
  I don't go. Fuck 500 LB.
• 2:36:24
  That's not £500 right when it comes to bomb terms.
• 2:36:27
  That's £500. It's £500.
• 2:36:29
  It's a quarter of a ton. It doesn't.
• 2:36:33
  It doesn't seem like a lot for for a bomb. 1/4 of a ton doesn't
• 2:36:39
  seem like a lot for a bomb. No to it only killed 38 people.
• 2:36:45
  Doesn't seem like a lot for for a bomb.
• 2:36:49
  I don't know. I just I wouldn't I think I
• 2:36:52
  would build better bombs than that if I was.
• 2:36:56
  If I was in a war, I'd be like, well, do you don't think that?
• 2:37:02
  That seems like a little man for a bomb.
• 2:37:06
  I don't think the bomb gets to choose how many people that
• 2:37:08
  kills that are you. No, but I mean, the guy who
• 2:37:11
  built it. I don't think that.
• 2:37:13
  I think I would be disappointed. I'd be like, if I spent my time
• 2:37:17
  building a bomb was like, oh, it only killed 30 people.
• 2:37:19
  I'd be like. Gotta go big.
• 2:37:22
  Cobbling away at a bomb like a fucking Shoemaker.
• 2:37:25
  Like these things? Are mass.
• 2:37:26
  Produced. And there was but like that
• 2:37:29
  bomb. Like.
• 2:37:31
  There's other bombs that might hit old people and there's order
• 2:37:33
  bombs that might kill him a million people.
• 2:37:37
  Oppenheimer was literally just Killian Murphy.
• 2:37:41
  What is he? What is this?
• 2:37:42
  What's going on? Oppenheimer was literally just
• 2:37:46
  just Killian Murphy I. Just.
• 2:37:49
  Want and you don't think that he was like and I know he hated his
• 2:37:52
  creation. He was just like what the fuck
• 2:37:53
  have I done? But that didn't kill anyone
• 2:37:58
  until like, Hiroshima, right? Is that history?
• 2:38:03
  Am I doing history? You're telling me Oppenheimer
• 2:38:08
  his bomb didn't kill? Oppenheimer made the the no it
• 2:38:11
  didn't did. It did the atomic bomb.
• 2:38:14
  It fucking didn't kill it. Eviscerate it turned a fucking
• 2:38:19
  millions of Japanese people into fucking dust.
• 2:38:24
  Did dropped two nuclear bombs on 2 cities, Hiroshima and
• 2:38:30
  Nagasaki, changing the fucking way our planet has existed
• 2:38:35
  since. But the half, the five?
• 2:38:38
  100-LB bombs didn't do that. Was just wiped out a wing of a
• 2:38:48
  hospital. Which?
• 2:38:49
  Finish this fucking thing. Finish this fucking.
• 2:38:58
  This has been a focus, like a movie.
• 2:39:00
  I've been justy. No, it's not.
• 2:39:08
  I'm going to go back to this. This this is a lot.
• 2:39:11
  This is the last asylum. So there's.
• 2:39:17
  No one listening to this right now.
• 2:39:22
  People like when we go off track, it's fine.
• 2:39:25
  And so screaming women, the painful history of female
• 2:39:29
  incarceration of which is manifest, manifested reports of
• 2:39:36
  loud, disembodied female screams echoing through the deserted
• 2:39:43
  structure. A specific recurring operation
• 2:39:48
  is that of a young girl often seen sobbing at the foot of beds
• 2:39:53
  is one of the former staff rooms.
• 2:39:55
  She's said to be distraught, crying about a devilish man who
• 2:40:00
  had quote UN quote, done this to her, possibly related to a
• 2:40:04
  servant girl murdered on the property long before the asylum
• 2:40:08
  was built. Unseen staff Urban explorers
• 2:40:12
  report being followed and watched by unseen eyes, with
• 2:40:16
  many believing the original staff and those who died during
• 2:40:20
  the bombing still roam the corridors.
• 2:40:26
  But yeah, basically, the more we uncover the dark secrets of
• 2:40:30
  these institutions, the clearer it becomes.
• 2:40:33
  The spirits that linger are not merely ghosts, but the agonizing
• 2:40:38
  echoes of the forgotten screaming for recognition.
• 2:40:41
  And their pain is built into the building's very foundations.
• 2:40:50
  Yeah, I think that sums it up very nicely.
• 2:40:54
  Ladies and gentlemen, if you if you have listened to this for a
• 2:40:59
  fucking. I thought it was a good episode.
• 2:41:01
  You literally made me piss myself.
• 2:41:03
  Literally. Two hours and 40 minutes.
• 2:41:06
  If you've gotten to the end here, you deserve to be in a
• 2:41:11
  fucking institution and I feel like I am going not.
• 2:41:17
  Everyone. Is a big fucking.
• 2:41:19
  Baby who gets fucking Harper and taps out.
• 2:41:23
  Fuck. Like fuck off.
• 2:41:25
  This. Is why you didn't make it. 2 1/2
• 2:41:28
  hours ago. This is why you didn't make it
• 2:41:30
  in the. Fed not nothing.
• 2:41:32
  Nothing. About breaking anything.
• 2:41:34
  It was just like, oh, Vince McMahon was like, he can't
• 2:41:37
  handle Harper and that. Kids no good.
• 2:41:40
  And then he just didn't sign you.
• 2:41:41
  That's what it was. I don't even, I don't think.
• 2:41:45
  That's how Vinson, man. Signs people.
• 2:41:48
  He just, he's like eat the samosa and then just watches
• 2:41:53
  them and he's like. I don't think I was ever on
• 2:41:58
  anybody's radar enough for them to want to know if I get
• 2:42:01
  heartburn or not. I don't think.
• 2:42:05
  I don't think anyone in the WB knows who I am, let alone what
• 2:42:08
  way my heart reacts to fucking samosas or anything.
• 2:42:13
  You're very good. Yeah.
• 2:42:16
  I think you're great. Yeah, well, we've already
• 2:42:20
  established that you're insane, Danny.
• 2:42:23
  Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah.
• 2:42:26
  Welcome to the Madhouse. Alex Alex, since we're going to
• 2:42:31
  get married, don't cut any of this.
• 2:42:33
  And then Mother always said that I never had any suitors and I'm.
• 2:42:38
  Talking about justice because. He looks exactly like mother.
• 2:42:48
  I played this tune for the for the troops down in Australia,
• 2:42:51
  you know. Ladies and gentlemen, this has
• 2:42:54
  been hocus pocus lack of focus. I was a.
• 2:42:57
  Little. Ed joke.
• 2:42:58
  And if you don't get that, you're uncultured.
• 2:43:01
  Ladies and gentlemen, this has been hocus pocus lack of focus.
• 2:43:03
  I've been justy. She's been insufferable.
• 2:43:07
  And sayonara, thank you for thank you alligator, for hanging
• 2:43:17
  out with a score a spell from Josie and Danny.
• 2:43:21
  Goodnight.