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We'd Rather Stay Broke Than Sell Out · Hold Your Ground

• joe: What the fuck's going on everybody? Welcome back to another episode of Hold Your Ground, where you get working class culture without all the bullshit. Today we've got just us. It's gonna be a pretty short episode, but we wanted to get something out and talk to you fucking guys. Anyways, I'm joined by my co-host, Copy and Luis. How are you fuckers doing? Fine, I'm joined by my co-host Luis and Copy, since he wants to fucking go. How's it going, Luis? Copy: Yeah. joe: What's up? Luis: I don't wanna talk 'cause you told me you don't wanna do any edits. joe: All right, cool. So what's going on copy? How you doing, man? Copy: I'm fucking hanging in there. How are you doing, homie? Luis: Hey, I got a question. Why do we o why do we always count joe: So good right now. Luis: like five, four, three when when we can all see the five? joe: Because it's fun to flip you off when it gets to one. And do the silent two and then I flip you off at one and then we go. Yeah. Luis: I get it now. How you doing, copy? Copy: Yeah. I'm doing well. How are you, homie? Luis: I'm doing okay. How you doing, Joe? joe: Fuck, if I was having any more fun it'd probably be illegal. Copy: Yeah, that's what we like to hear. Luis: Really? joe: Could be, you never know. We live in a fucking weird ass world, man. Copy: Yeah, that's for fucking sure. Luis: I grew up in a world where it was illegal to fuck dogs. Not if you're in the FBI, bro. Not in the joe: Yeah. Not Copy: Yeah, you can get the FBI now. All you gotta do is look just ask walleye trout patel. joe: Yeah. Copy: Yeah, that mot dude, that motherfucker must be like a goddamn what is that, a gecko that's like got their eyes like nyh Luis: Here's the thing. Technically, joe: But like Luis: Cash Patel is my competition. Because I don't know if you gentlemen know this, but Cash Patel also wrote three children's books about about joe: I did know that. Luis: about King Trump and King Trump losing his his fucking throne. Yes, copy. He wrote three. Like, call it something like the king must die or some shit like that. So Kash Patel. That fucking cross-eyed motherfucker that couldn't see me if I was standing right in front of him, okay? Is my direct competition. Like Copy: wow. Luis: a brow a brown bootlicker versus a brown non bootlicker. Copy: Yeah. joe: Word. But how wild is this shit? Like, let's just roll that back real quick, dude. Like, you want to join the FBI, but you fuck dogs? Well, that's okay now. What Copy: Yeah. Yeah. joe: is wrong with the United States of America, dude? Like, we keep doing the most ridiculous shit ever. We make Beast Yellowity okay to join the FBI. It was in fucking Oklahoma the other day. 30 some odd Republicans voted to keep child marriage fucking legal. Like. What the fuck are we doing? And not to mention we just had the EPA come out and fucking say that they're rolling back all the regulations for greenhouse gas emissions. Like I dunno, man. Copy: Well and all the all the Trump fucking bullshit where he's attacking native and tribal fucking lands is up in Alaska and I'm I'm sure it's gonna hit every na native nation out there where they're gonna fucking hit ruin water, like mine, drill, all that shit. It's it's it I don't know, man. joe: I feel Luis: It's last call. It's last call, gentlemen. joe: like Copy: Yeah. joe: word, I feel like we're just at this race towards extermination, dude. Whether it's fucking AI with the CEO of was it was open AI, I don't even know what fucking thing was, but he stepped down and was like, AI's gonna kill us all in ten years. Copy: Yeah. joe: Whether it's AI, whether it's the climate, where the scientists come out and said that we're at a point of fucking no return now, like there is no turning back, you know Copy: Yeah. joe: what I mean? whether it's fucking having Feds in the streets fucking shooting people for no goddamn reason. Like we're just on a path of annihilation. And the Copy: Well, and joe: fucked up part about it is that it's not even just the United States, right? I mean this is shit's happening worldwide, but with the shit that the United States is implementing, it does make the United States a big what's the word I'm looking here for? A a b a big fucking problem for the rest of the world. The the The EPA shit's insane. Copy: Well well it's not even just th like that the climate, of course, that's very important to and it should be to anybody. But let's bring up that last fucking liftoff of Elon's rockets and shit that had a secret mission for the fucking space force. And they came out later and told us what it was. It's a fucking weapon in space. Like there's a fucking it was like nineteen sixty five, I think is what it was, was the fucking treaty of international even China Russia signed it. Say we ain't doing this shit. And like all of a sudden, fucking we we got wind apparently of fucking Russia putting a weapon up there. And that really fucking I guess fucking irritated the shit out of people in the United States. So what do we fucking do? We fucking put a fucking weapon up there. joe: You know what though, it's alright. Luis: Dos vedania you. Copy: Yeah. joe: If you just pi if you just paint your roof blue, it'll be okay, dude. You'll be protected from the Jewish space lasers, alright? Copy: Right. Don't forget to get tinfoil for your head. Luis: Jewish space lasers, my friend. Copy: Who knows? Maybe it is a space laser weapon. joe: Yes. You need sharks. I need sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Copy: Right. Luis: I did see a video today of a crab in Florida that had a fucking switchblade on it, bro. And the dude picked it up and he's like, What the fuck, Florida? Like, swear to God. Like it was joe: What the fuck? With the Dude. Luis: fucking cool. Copy: Dude, I f I found this one Latino creator on Facebook and he does like it's kinda like that Aussie man review, but he does it with fucking total cholo. He's like, I gotta cut you man, I cut you Luis: There is one joe: I th I just gotta point out real quick, real quick, real quick, real quick. That was that was so cute. That was the fucking like whitest fucking white bite Cholo fucking Luis: But but wait, but wait, but wait. Copy: Yeah, you know, hey, I I c I'm not trying to be a fuck, you know. Luis: There was a video of a dude from Honduras who rode a bull with like no shirt on smoking a cigarette. I don't know if you guys saw that, but the fucking commentary that was all of that. He gave the crowd, he's like just got half the girls pregnant by looking at the crowd, fucking Dude, that dude was fucking an essay. He fucking lit up a fucking square, jumped on that bull's back, fucking no hand smoking a cigarette, made that bull his bitch, bro. It was fucking me, bro. Copy: Fucking mint. Well, I don't know. Now joe: Words. Copy: you talking about the bullshit. joe: I'm pretty sure that fool was at the Salem Fair last week, dude. Copy: talking about you riding Luis: No I'm gonna. Copy: bulls, there was a video that I saw that popped up of this fucking this Luis: I didn't ride bulls. Copy: cow. No, you talked about the dude riding bulls, fool. But this Luis: Yeah, but I I I didn't write a bowl, dude. Copy: this fucking dude on the video like got kicked off of this fucking bull with such force that his fucking he goes against the fucking rail and his spur got caught in the fucking fence. joe: I saw that shit. Luis: shit. You know joe: You know you know what you can do if you ride bulls now though? Join Copy: Fuck joe: the FBI. Luis: I I went to one bull fight in Spain in my life and fuck that dude. That shit is a bitch sport. Okay? Copy: Yeah. Mm-hmm. Luis: It's for bitches. you fucking matador fucking you machismo pieces of caca. Dookie shit fucking poop. Like seriously joe: do que merda Luis: dude, like so here comes like the fucking Copy: Think old man. Luis: bull comes the bull comes into the stadium, right? And he's all like, Word, let's get down. Who am I fucking whoring tonight? Horning. And then what happens is these fucking dudes on horses come up and they fucking stab that motherfucker with these spears, Copy: Yeah. Luis: bam, in the shoulder. So every time that hor that cow moves, the wound opens Copy: It fucking hurts. Luis: up more and it bleeds more. So by the time the little fucking ballerina comes into the fucking stadium, dude. And I hope, you know, I hope a matador is listening to this and has problems with this. Because like I just said, you fucking ballerina. And you can come up here Copy: like. Luis: and be like you can come up here and be like, well, you can't do it, Luis. Cool. I can't. You Copy: I don't wanna do that. Dude. Luis: know what else all I can't do? I can't fucking I can't join the KKK. I don't wanna do that. I don't wanna fucking be in the NSP. Copy: What the fuck? Luis: I don't wanna be a Republican and I don't wanna be a bullfighter. joe: Word? Pedal p Pedazo de Mierda. I can't fucking speak tonight apparently. Copy: Yeah, well you know Luis: And then they s and then they stab the horse or the cow. Copy: Yeah, and see that it's just cruelty to animals. And if you like being cruel to animals, go fuck yourself. Or, you know, we can just call you an animal, go fuck you, and then go join the FBI. Luis: That brings me to joe: Yeah. Luis: a different question. So I used to have these two homeboys, right? And they had these kids. Like seriously, they had like between two of them, I think they had like eight kids. And and we used to like like like fight the sons and put money on the sons when they were like four and five. Because they were fighting anyway, bro. Right? They were little boys. And they had boxing gloves. Copy: Dude, what's that fucking what's that fucking show on HBO? Like, it's it's a DC comic Luis: I ha I don't know, dude. Copy: where it's like a anti-hero shit and the d the the Luis: Spawn. Copy: the No, it's a fucking the dude wears the we it's that wrestler dude that wears the weird hat, John not John Cena, or is it John? I don't know. Yeah, that fool. And he's wearing that fucking weird Luis: Yeah, yeah. You can't see me You can't see me Yeah, John Cena. Copy: eagle fucking shit, and he's got his eagle called Eagly. Luis: Yeah. Copy: Yeah, the anti hero shit. You know what you just created? That motherfucker, 'cause that's what that crazy bastard's fucking dad did. Luis: Bro, look, here's the here's all I'm saying. Look, look, look, like, look, dude, my my homeboy look dude. joe: I have no clue what you guys are talking about, dude. We might as well be talking about sports ball. I know, I so I say you might as well be Copy: It's not even sports ball, it's TV. well I am hard of hearing. Luis: My homeboy Juan had two sons, okay? They were four and five, Miguel and Ernesto. I don't remember their names, okay? And Juan was really into boxing and bought his boys gloves. Okay. So when we were over there having forties Like I was all like, I bet on that one that one wins and then somebody else would take the bet. And then you'd let fight it out till one of cried. And then it's the next match. It was a good time. I don't know. White people, joe: Jesus fucking Christ. Luis: bro, you guys gotta toughen up your kids. It was a good time. Copy: I'm plenty fucking tough and I didn't get dog flat. Luis: I know that it wasn't dog fighting, bro. You're fighting your brothers anyway. I'm watching, just making a couple bucks off of watching a TV show. Fuck. joe: Holy shit. Okay, so yeah. All Copy: Well on that note. joe: right. Well shit. Luis: As the feds open up an investigation on anti faux fucking Copy: Right. Luis: kid fighting rackets now, bro. Fuck it. joe: That Copy: Dude, we're gonna have a peace. joe: was the fucking first roll of Kid Fight Club, dickhead. You don't fucking talk about it, bruh. Copy: Yeah. KFC Luis: No, you get fucking soft diapers. You get good huggies. Copy: my God. KFC Kid Fight Club. joe: Ha ha ha. Got something for you, Colonel Sanders. Copy: my god. Fuck you, Colonel. Luis: We're going to hell. We're going to hell. joe: Yeah. Copy: There is no hell and if there is, I would have been I I'm on my way there a long fucking time ago. Luis: I don't know dude. I I I I decided that I was on the joe: That's alright, I'll spare you motherfuckers, 'cause I'm God. Luis: I was on my way there when I fucking saw the South Park fucking crack league episode where they fucking did the baby crack league. Copy: And died laughing. Yeah. Luis: Yeah, dude, 'cause that reminded me of fucking my days buying fucking bum fights. Bum fights bro for joe: Hell yeah. Luis: 999. Dude, fuck off everybody. In 1995, for 999, bro, you either watched a fucking you bought a video of like girls gone wild that shows your titties, cool, okay? Or you could fucking be cool, buy bum fights, and entertain your friends endlessly, bro. joe: Damn dude, you know what's fucking crazy? Did you guys know that fucking Portland held an anti-Louise rally? Two of Two of Copy: Well if they didn't if well, now they're gonna have a third. Luis: Twice twice twice. TWICE Copy: Third times the charm, I guess. joe: Jesus Christ. Luis: I mean I'm not a role model. Copy: Neither am I, dude. Like joe: Clearly. Copy: that's what I love about when we're di we're sitting on the TikTok bullshitting and stuff like that. All these people want to come in and try to like and it's all three of us, none of us want to debate, but like especially in my head, it's like what what possesses you to think that I like to debate? I'd like I I would rather just stop talking, meet up somewhere and go boop boop. Luis: Jason, you're a bitch, Jason. joe: Alright, let's stop let's stop with all that. But no, Copy: Yeah. joe: I do feel what you're saying, dude, 'cause like it's it is it's fucking weird. It it's fucking it's weird. Like I don't I don't get the debate shit on the internet. I don't understand like platforming fascists, I don't understand Any of this bullshit really, it's super easily fucking handled. Like you said, just show up and fucking run it, dude. you live across the fucking country but you wanna talk shit like I don't understand yeah, like you said, what what about me makes you think that I wanna listen to your bullshit? Copy: Yeah. Well Luis: You read your Gordon and Wood. You read your Gordon and Wood and you think you know everything. Copy: Yeah, it it's it's fucking n Luis: That's all I know from that movie. Copy: the f what is that? Is that good will hunting? Yeah, all right. Luis: Yeah, it is, bro. Fucking your Gordon and Woods, you read your Gordon in Woods and your papers and your this and that and how about them apples? It's actually joe: Yeah. Luis: Charlie Kelly doing Copy: Yeah, I was gonna say you're ripping off the the fucking sunny version. Luis: Yeah, I never saw Goodwill hunting. Copy: Yeah, it's not bad. It's joe: It's a good movie. It is a good movie. Luis: Is it Copy: like Benjamin Button. Luis: Only forward? Copy: Well, Luis, joe: Kinda. Luis: No, I Copy: what month is it? Luis: September. Copy: Yeah. joe: What is September, Louise? Luis: The month after August and before October. joe: Cool, so check this out everybody. September is fucking Hispanic Appreciation Month. Alright, dude, that we're getting fucking cancelled now, bro. Copy: Yep, we're done. Luis: Hey, dun dun dun. Alright, so celebrate your favorite. I could be legal, I could not be legal. What's my status? Copy: Ha ha ha. Luis: You'll never fucking know. Okay? I could have crossed a river or I could have come under a fence. Okay? But either way, Copy: Fucking hell. Luis: Support me and buy my book, How the Anti Fascist Save Christmas. You can get it at bmgportland dot com. Five dollars goes to help a queer indigenous child. The rest goes to help more people cross the border. So that's right. Fucking thank you very much. Copy: Well, and also to p a little side joe: You're welcome. Copy: note to add to the you know, his beautiful book, there was a person that came in and we we had it out with him that was wanting to talk shit about the art in this fucking book. He just said it himself. It helps a fucking native child. And you're fucking gonna shit on it. So to whoever that was, and anybody that has that kind of thought process, I hope you get ass AIDS. Luis: Hello? Hold on, wait, copy? Hold on. Hold up. Copy? joe: Word. But like aside from all that too go ahead, go ahead. Copy: Yeah. Luis: yes, hold on. Copy I'm getting a phone call from a white lady with crystals. She Copy: shit. Luis: said she said that you can't use that word native. Damn it, copy. joe: cool. Very cool. Okay, cool. So anyways, now one of the wild things with that too, dude, is like all the fucking all the pictures in that book were drawn, hand drawn, by an indigenous youth. Right? Like so I would say that in the age of AI where everybody just goes and fucking gets a bunch of images from chat GPT or whatever fucking AI bop bullshit you like to use, having something that is fucking hand drawn by the youth is irreplaceable, man. Luis: It really joe: Fuck your prim and proper perfect fucking AI bullshit, which is all goofy anyways. Cool, it's perfect, right? But the motherfucker's got three feet. You know, like, I don't know, man. It's just it's weird to me to watch people continually shit on real fucking art while trying to uphold weird fucking AI bullshit. Copy: Well and it's it's they're Luis: So that it Copy: go ahead, Louise, sorry. Luis: no, I I was just gonna say that you're you're not wrong, right? And but it's across any spectrum of art. It crosses into your spectrum. So I don't know if you know this Joe, but like fucking the new GTA six, I you don't give a shit, it comes out, it has a full on AI music studio in it, right? So any nerd, okay, at home playing GTA can now go into the studio and make something dope that they didn't do. You know what I'm saying? And so many people we have AI fucking actors, AI musicians, AI fucking when's it gonna stop? Copy: That's not Luis: When the robots can suck your dick. That's not true. That's when it'll stop, bro. That's what we're f joe: No, th no th they Copy: Dude, yeah, I was gonna say, Luis, joe: already do that. They have that do that. Copy: you're behind in the times, homie. They got a fucking robot joe: Yeah. Copy: in fucking Japan that does pretty much everything. joe: Luis is pro AI now shit. Copy: Don't worry, I'll send you the website. Luis: So no w when I worked for Amazon joe: Ha ha ha. Luis: I I I lost a sex doll and then I found the sex doll. Like 'cause I forgot to close the door on the back of the truck when I dropped off one, so I went to the next one. Anyway, I found it, but I have the screenshot, I'll send it to you guys. It says fifty two pounds rubber Asian sex doll does breast sex, mouth sex, vaginal and anal sex. Copy: Mm-hmm. Luis: And so here's the thing that I started to think about. Okay. joe: No tentacles? Luis: No. But here's what I started to think about, because I don't know if you guys have ever gotten an Amazon package, right? But when they drop them off, you get a little email. Okay? That says, Copy: Ha ha ha. Luis: Your package has arrived. Okay. So I wonder, I swear to God, because I dropped this off over in the numbers right off of 82nd. So I'm wondering, I'm wondering, did that dude have an excitement boner once he got that email? Okay. As he ran drove home. Did he have a boner as he ran up the stairs? And then when he got home, okay, did he rip the box open and go to fucking town? Okay? Or or was he patient, bro? Okay, like like fucking showered up, fucking put some romantic fucking candles out. Because you know what? Here's the thing. I can't imagine that he didn't jump to not using it right away. Fuck bro. I got like my head shaver and the first thing I did was put it on my dick, right? So if I have a sex stall, I'm gonna fucking you know, you're gonna fuck it, right? Or was it patient? That's that's you know? Copy: Well, I mean, I all I know is that because of my my beautiful, beautiful partner, working where she does, I do know that some of those sex dolls can go for like five to six to seven grand and even more depending on what kind of what kind of fucking things you want. And those bitches weigh like fucking a good like a human body weight, like a hundred and twenty, a hundred and Luis: This one was Copy: thirty pounds. Luis: this one was fifty two pounds and you could put it in the dishwasher when you were done with it. joe: Huh. So you dropped it off Luis: Yeah. joe: on 82nd you said. I bet you ten bucks that thing went to the fucking States Motel on fucking 82nd there and just fucking Luis: No. So bro, you know joe: 50 bucks a pop, get after it, homie. Luis: You know you know like on eighty third and eighty fourth how there were all those shit bag apartments right there? So Copy: Yeah. Luis: it was like it was like eighty third and like fucking Stark or some shit like that, dead over by the highway. Yeah, bro. It was fucking Copy: Ooh yeah. Yeah, I used to live off of fucking joe: dude. Copy: what was that? Seventy ninth and burnside. Luis: That's a great neighborhood. That actually joe: congratulations, bro. Copy: Well, that was back when it wasn't a great neighborhood. Luis: nowadays it is though dude. Nowadays that's a fucking billionaire neighborhood, bro. Copy: That sucks. Well of course. joe: No it's not. Luis: Yeah it is, bro. joe: It's not a fucking billion are you kidding me? I had my truck stolen there like two years ago. Luis: A millionaire. A millionaire neighborhood. Copy: Now joe: Everywhere, every neighborhood in fucking Portland is a millionaire neighborhood if Copy: Yeah. No shit. joe: you're owning a house, dude. But like 79th and Burnside Luis: Dude, I got a ninety thou joe: is like right down the fucking street from fucking Monavia Saloon. It's like three blocks away. Yeah. Luis: Yeah. Monavia is fucking up and coming. It was voted the number one fucking neighborhood in the country for a while there, bro. joe: Totally dude. Just fucking yeah, hit up eighty second. It's fucking great, dude. So if anybody Luis: Do you remember when they had a rubbing tug? joe: I wanna put out if anybody is listening and you don't know Portland, like if Monavia is an up and coming place. What you wanna do is you wanna get to like fucking eighty second and sandy. Copy: Full bowl. joe: Which is just outside, right? Because like so Monavia is expensive now, right? As Louise just said, millionaire Luis: That's community. joe: neighborhoods. So if you want like a good good working class neighborhood where you don't have, you know, the the high prices, go to eighty second and sandy. Great place for a family. Luis: That's that's a good neighborhood. And really be into everybody's business over there. That's Copy: Yeah. Well and also see I went a little bit I went more south and Luis: what'll get you friendly. Just ask questions. Show some community concern. No, but do you guys remember? Do joe: Yeah. Copy: l lived over there off of fucking like the Flavil area. That is an area that you absolutely all your neighbors will be friendly. They they are welcoming, they want you to knock joe: Ha ha ha. Copy: on their door and have a great sense Luis: Absolutely. Copy: of community. joe: Yes. Luis: Ask for some eggs. No, but do you remember when Monavia had like a rubber tug place? So it was Copy: yeah. Luis: it was a it was a a jacuzzi joint, right? And you'd go in there and you would rent this jacuzzi room by the hour, and they had different ones, like they had a space theme one, and so they had showers and a jacuzzi and a huge TV so you could watch porn. And then they had like the cable so you could bring your own shit and watch porn and have music and then they had outdoor ones. Like it was cool bro. Like I used to like to go there until fucking I found out from somebody who worked there that like they have a hallway in the back and then they could watch people fuck. And then so the last time I fucked there I was like giving a thumbs up all around to the room. Like I was all like fuck it I did, bro. joe: Yeah. Copy: Should have showed your butthole. Like really like really spread it so you can show your dual butthole cannon. Luis: No, it it was right next to the fucking that carpenter fucking shop on in in the Monavia right there. Yeah, Copy: yeah. Luis: right there on that little island right there. It was right there. It was it wasn't called rub and tug, but it was called something else. Copy: Right. It's like it's it's like Luis: Gent's all like it's called aid something. Copy: it's like Sebastian Stallone's joe: Word. Copy: porn. If you don't believe me that he did a porn, go fuck yourself. It's called the Italian Stallion too. That's the best fucking part. Yeah, and like joe: Yep. Yep. Luis: Yep. Saw it. Copy: his face is like doing the fucking Rambo Rocky joe: Ha ha ha. Copy: phase. Like yeah, Andre, I'm coming Luis: How how's he do it? I'm comin'! I'm comin' joe: my god, dude. Copy: And Sylvester Salone, Luis: Madonna did a porn too. Copy: I hope you're fucking listening or watching or whatever, cause you're a fuck, you fucking fascist. joe: All right, cool. So all right. Luis: Madonna data porn. joe: What the fuck has this episode turned into? Copy: degrading like it degraded to a fuck it episode brought to you by the word fuck. joe: Speaking of which, so for those of you who don't know, we recently turned down a pretty major sponsor that did offer us quite a bit of cool shit. Luis: we're going there now. joe: But we couldn't Copy: Mm. joe: we couldn't we couldn't we couldn't do it, right? Straight up couldn't do it. It was they wanted to polish this thing up and that's kind of where this episode is coming from, where it's just a shit talk amongst the three of us and apparently in my family too. you know what I mean? But it it this is a fuck you episode because in this sponsorship they wanted us to not use curse words. They wanted us to drop copy, they wanted us to do all sorts of shit. And nah man, we ain't doing that. And at the end End of the day, like straight up like I'm a motherfucking skinhead. People think that I want to be liked. Like I've spent my entire life not being fucking liked by society. I don't need to start being liked now. I don't give a flying fuck. If you don't want to listen to us because we say fuck or shit or recruit or whatever, don't. It's that easy. Don't fucking do it. Copy: Yeah. joe: Bye. You're not gonna break my fucking heart. With that though, I would like to transition to Mr. Copy here with his episode of fuck the world right now. Copy: Woo! All right. Welcome to Fuck the World With Me, Cappy. Today we need to have a serious, unfiltered conversation about a topic Luis: Jane, come here. Copy: that far too many people lose their absolute minds over: freedom of speech and the absurd childish obsession with policing the words others choose to use. Let's get one thing fucking straight right off the top. I'm not talking about racism. I'm not talking about bigotry, targeted harassment, or slurs designed to humanize human beings. Those aren't just offensive words. That's malicious, hateful trash. And if you're dropping hate speech, you're a fucking asshole, plain and simple, and nobody is defending that shit. No. What I am talking about here is the absolute ridiculous pearl-clutching panic that happens when someone drops an honest to God four-letter word. Fuck there. I said it. Did the sky fucking fall down? Did your ears start bleeding? Did the universe fucking implode? No. joe: Yes. Copy: It's a four letter syllable. But somehow we have grown ass adults gasping for air because somebody used the word fuck to add emphasis to a fucking point. I am not fucking responsible. For you being so fucking sensitive. The rest of the world can understand that the word fuck is used to emphasize something. In the military, we use the word fuck as commonly as okay, good, or bad. It's an everyday part of being in the human language when you are dealing with real life intensity and getting shit done. So shut the fuck up and start worrying about the bigger fucking issues that are going on in the world. Look what's happening in the Strait of Hermuz. Look what's happening in Palestine. Look at the fact that our fucking president is a motherfucking pedophile and leading this country down a dark path that we may never fucking recover from. We live in a world overflowing with actual real world catastrophes, corruption, and systemic decay. And yet some people's primary fucking crusade in life is making sure somebody doesn't say a bad word on the air. They hear one stray fuck or shit, and instantly their brain short circuits. They tune out the entire argument, ignore every single piece of valid context. And run straight to the comments and whine about the language. Speech exists to express the full spectrum of human experience. Sometimes life is frustrating. Sometimes the systems are broken. And sometimes the only word in the English language that accurately conveys the sheer unadulterated absurdity of the situation is fuck. It's versatile, powerful. And quite frankly, it gets the fucking point across. Better than a thousand polite, sanitized corporate buzzwords ever could. So stop letting vocabulary distract you from reality. Open your ears. Pay attention to the actual substance of what's being said, and stop getting offended by a simple word. This has been Fuck the World with Copy. Go fuck yourself. I hope you have a fantastic fucking week. Out. joe: Yeah. Luis: I gotta I gotta say I'm pretty disappointed that we worked really hard to try and make you break and you didn't break. Good job, bro. You would not like we were dying over here. I don't know if you saw what we were doing, but but w but but yeah. I should Copy: Yeah, I know. I know. Yeah. Luis: have nipple. Copy: Yeah. joe: Yeah, what a bunch of cunts. Copy: Yeah, I don't I Luis: I should have a nipple. Copy: it it truly is fucking astounding that people would rather fucking tr it it's true fucking white savior leftist. And I I hope that I'm not one of those come off as one of those white saviors. I'm just a white dude that fucking hates fascist and racism. You know Luis: I don't know. I I I I wanna address really fast what Joe was talking about earlier. I'd I'd also like to say what we build together, we will ride together. No one is like like like fuck bro, like that whole no one left behind. We it's the three of us that did this. So thanks for the money offer, but no thanks. We're never gonna leave one of our own. So like and and that's Copy: Well, and I appreciate that. I mean I am the late comer to this fucking podcast, but I don't even know you lady, but just because you wanted to fucking target me in specific, eat a bag of fucking fucks, you fucker. joe: Alright, cool. Let's let the fuck out, like chill the fuck out. Yes, and togetherness. Togetherness. Teamwork. Teamwork. Togetherness. Luis: Is that T for togetherness? Togetherness Teamwork? Teamwork? Teamwork Togetherness. Copy: See, but I'm still smiling. Fuck her. Luis: Touchy joe: Ha ha ha Copy: Ain't nobody gonna tell me what I can and can't say. That lady just, you know, this goes for anybody, especially the leftist fucking tone policing assholes. This really, you know, I I know if I I've addressed this in another fuck the world in previous episodes, but I really gotta say there really truly is more important shit to fucking talk about than your fucking jerk off fucking feelings about goddamn a sensitivity to a fucking word. I'm sorry. I say fuck a lot. Fuck you if you don't fucking like it. Like joe: Fuck. Copy: normally on every other episode, I try to restrain a little bit. But like like Joe said, this is the fuck it world episode. So, you know, don't worry about what I have to say. Listen to the context of what somebody's fucking saying. You know, you know, I I think there was a great civil rights leader that fucking Martin Luther King? Yeah. Maybe fucking listen to the context of what somebody's fucking saying instead of worrying about fuck. joe: words. So like Luis: Read a book, not the cover. joe: what I wanna say too with that shit straight up is that like we are working class fucking people, right? And not that working class people say fuck every other word, but curse words are a pretty they're a pretty common thing in the blue collar world. Right. And not that you have to be blue colour to be working class. I'm not trying to say Copy: No. joe: that, right? But we're all three dudes with a blue collar fucking background, right? And so yeah, there's a lot of cursing that happens. But at the end of the day, like I've had people reach out to me with our episodes after finding out that we turned down the sponsorship and they're like, No, dude, like I'm stoked that you didn't do that because you guys are gruff, you're unscripted, you're unpolished, but that makes you accessible. It makes people want to listen because it's something and Somebody that they feel they can connect with, right? And I feel like that shit's lost when it comes to politics and all that kind of shit. Is that everybody wants to be polished and fucking proper and this, that, and the other, and that's not what the majority of the fucking population is. Straight up, it's just not. Luis: No dude, you you're so beautiful for saying that. And like I would like to point that out. Look, a lot of people like Joe said earlier, dude, he doesn't give a fuck if you like him. I don't give a shit. Fucking copy doesn't give a shit, right? So collectively, although we all poop, we don't give a shit what you think. And Copy: Yeah. Luis: what I mean by that is that too many of you guys, not maybe our listeners, but other people's listeners and other people, right? Wanna be stars. They wanna be influential. And they come up with this polished persona that's not them, right? How many times have you heard of somebody that turns out that they're a piece of shit? Wait, like in private life, right? So like it or lump it, what you hear from the three of us, what you see from the three of us, is like Fucking the d look, I'm gonna dress like this, whether I'm on camera or fucking not. Okay? Like, if I'm just home, I'm gonna fucking say words like fucking cunt, chod, and fucking what else am I gonna say? White ladies, fucking charge your crystals down. Okay? I'm also and I'm also gonna Copy: Sun your butthole. Sun your butthole. joe: Ha ha ha ha. Luis: say, like, fucking for those of you that say, look, this is my grandma. Okay? Copy: Fucking shit. joe: That the one you wanted to Luis: Copy knows what joe: fuck? Luis: no copy yeah well I said I I didn't say I wanted to fuck her bro that's weird I said I would have Copy: You said it! Luis: I didn't say I wanted to fuck her she's A dead and B she's my grandma I said if I wasn't her grandson I would have boned her if she wanted to Okay Okay now wait wait wait here's what's weird joe: That's still so fucking weird, dude. Like you're a weird motherfucker. Luis: here's what's weird this clearly is not my grandma I mean it is right but my grandma was like a four foot midget This might be small, but it's not that small, okay? So I've often wondered what part of my grandma is this? It could be her vagina lips, it could be her butthole, it could be her left boob, it could be her right boob, it could be her nose, it could be her eye. But my grandma had a sense of humor. So I would be fucking, you know, like I I like to think that it's my grandma's right titty. joe: Jesus fucking Christ. Alright. Luis: Cancel us. joe: Yeah, fucking word. You know what I mean? But Copy: Yeah. joe: I guess all it all in this shit was saying You know Out of all of the clout Doing error quotes for those who aren't watching the video that I've had over the years on the internet or on the street or where the fuck ever. I've never claimed to be a polished person. I've never claimed to be a good person at that, right? Like what I will say is that I'm a piece of shit. and I'm a I'm a toxic ass motherfucker, but I try to take my piece of shittedness and my toxicness and use that to make the world somewhat better, right? Like it it's It's it's I don't know, man. You got a bunch of fucking ultra masculine fucking nerds out there that are you know, rallying against basic human rights. Well, I can be an ultra masculine fucking dipshit that's rallying against them. And that's what I've spent my life Copy: Yep. Absolutely. joe: doing. So like I'm like Copy said earlier, I'm not a role model, or Louise said, I'm not a role model. You know what I mean? I'm not Copy: Yeah, me either. joe: somebody to fucking I'm not somebody to look up to. I'm a piece of shit with problems just as much as the fucking next person, right? Luis: Do you put your grandma's boobs on your head? joe: But I actively try to fuck it I actively try. To fucking make myself a better person and actively try to help my community in any way that I can every single fucking day. And I think that's what matters. And if you wanna if you want to cheapen that down to I'm not worth listening to because I say fuck or cunt or shit or bitch, by all means don't. Go fuck yourself. I don't care. That's it. That's that's my piece for the night. You guys doing do a fucking sign off. Everybody can eat my ass. Luis: This right boob didn't come across the border illegally so we could have hate in this country. This right titty came across the border illegally for freedom Copy: Okay. Luis: and the American dream. Thank you and good night. Copy: Amen. And on that note, ladies and gentlemen, grandma's right, titty. Everybody that wants to have a fucking problem with the word fuck, this is copy. And I have to say, I will never be a fucking role model to you or your fuck trophies. And if you don't know what a fuck trophy is, that's your fucking child. All right. I'm an asshole. Just like Joe said. I'm a fucking I've got issues. I've got fucking problems, boat. Much like these other two gentlemen up above me, I try to fucking take my asshole prickedness and fucking use it for good. You know, like using your powers for good. So if you don't like that and you don't like what I have to say, just like everybody else said, turn the fucking page, don't listen to us, go fuck yourself. joe: Word. This has been Hold Your Ground the podcast where you get working class culture without all the bullshit.