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FULL EP | Italy First Country to Ban Cultivated Meat and Synthetic Food; What Had Happened was Friday; F - You DL Hughley; Oleebo Bootleg Movie Review: “Clayface” and More · The D.L. Hughley Show

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Nia Long, still gorgeous. Happy birthday, Ivanka Trump.
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Devin Booker. Happy birthday to Ashley Graham.
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to the Fonz, Henry Winkler, good dude. Happy
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: birthday to Eva Marcel, still beautiful. Happy birthday to Michael Beach.
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: He's in shape. Michael Beach, you seen him? Like, he's
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: in shape.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, man, what is the point of that?
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Billy Brown. Happy birthday from How to
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Get Away with Murder. Happy birthday to Otis Williams from
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: The Temptation. Happy birthday to Marcus Mariotta. Happy birthday to
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Caitlin Smith. From the game, happy birthday to Dequan Richmond
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: from Everybody Hates Chris. Happy birthday to Larry Wilmore, who
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: is just hilarious. Hilarious dude. Happy birthday to John Adams,
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: the beer and the president. Well, Samuel's the beer, right?
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: Samuel Adams, yeah.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: It is what had happened was Friday. And if you
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: missed calls, don't worry. We're going to bring them to you. Plus,
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: if you're not hitting happy hour at the club, no worries.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: We're going to bring the party straight to you with
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: the Hughley House Party on the D.L.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: Hughley Show.
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: Well, Marcellus Wiley back in trouble again. You know, between
• 1:09
  Speaker 3: him and D.L., they can't stand each other. But the
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: thing is, he got a lot of mouth because, you know,
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: he tried to step into this whole Stephen A. Smith
• 1:16
  Speaker 3: thing between D.L. and Stephen A.
• 1:18
  Speaker 4: Smith.
• 1:18
  Speaker 3: And, you know, he's on Stephen A. Smith's side.
• 1:20
  Speaker 5: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm thinking to myself, why do you have so
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: much time? Shouldn't you be somewhere fighting rape allegations? Don't
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: you have some new rape allegations that have come up?
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  Speaker 4: Don't you have an indictment you're trying to avoid? Right.
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: Don't you go count what little money you have left
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: now that your wife has divorced you because she claimed
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: you assaulted her even though they dropped those charges. It's
• 1:38
  Speaker 3: the fact that she did it in the first place.
• 1:40
  Speaker 3: And you got stuff you should be doing.
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know them shoe booties stick together. Come on.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, they do.
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  Speaker 2: That ain't no surprise.
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  Speaker 3: All the time i don't understand it man i just
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  Speaker 3: don't understand it like my thing is you know stay
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  Speaker 3: first of all stay out of this thing got nothing
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  Speaker 3: to do with you sure don't why are you even
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: involved marcellus wiley what's your endorsement worth right now so
• 1:59
  Speaker 3: i mean what you get you but you backing up
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: stephen a smith right stephen a don't help me i'm
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: already in trouble don't help me oh lord lord have
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: mercy anyway finally trending now i don't know why i've
• 2:10
  Speaker 3: been trying to figure this out for years People are
• 2:12
  Speaker 3: pissed off at Aisha Curry. My thing that I've been
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: trying to figure out is why do people can't they
• 2:16
  Speaker 3: can't stand her?
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  Speaker 7: Why?
• 2:18
  Speaker 8: What is she doing?
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  Speaker 2: She's been quiet for a long time.
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: She's been quiet for a long time. Well, she's in
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  Speaker 3: a new movie, a Christmas movie. And people are saying
• 2:24
  Speaker 3: that this is a threat to her marriage. And basically,
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: I guess there's some misogyny in the movie that they
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: say is hard to miss. I don't know. It's called
• 2:32
  Speaker 3: Second Chance Holiday. I haven't seen it yet. And I
• 2:35
  Speaker 3: love Christmas movies. I'm going to check it out. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know why people are so upset with her. You know,
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: it's a movie.
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  Speaker 8: She's acting.
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: It's a movie. She's supposed to be like, I guess,
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: an unlucky girl or something from returning to her hometown
• 2:49
  Speaker 3: and reunites with a high school sweetheart. Why y'all mad
• 2:52
  Speaker 3: at her?
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: I don't understand. Let her get her act on.
• 2:55
  Speaker 9: She want to do something. Well, you're just supposed to
• 2:56
  Speaker 9: sit home and have steps bury babies. That's all you're
• 2:59
  Speaker 9: supposed to do? That's all?
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  Speaker 8: Come on, man.
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  Speaker 2: Do your thing.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: Go out and vote instead.
• 3:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, how about that?
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: Leave a woman alone. She out there in her bag.
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: Leave her alone. Because guess what? If she just stayed
• 3:08
  Speaker 3: at home and did nothing all the time, you'd fuss
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: about that. Oh, gosh, she's a gold digger.
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  Speaker 8: Blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 3: She's out here using her talents. Apparently someone saw something
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  Speaker 3: in her that she could do this movie. They cast her.
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  Speaker 3: Leave her alone.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: But that's what's trending.
• 3:21
  Speaker 8: She's jazz. She's smart.
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L. Hughley Show.
• 3:30
  Speaker 3: In a historic stand for culinary heritage and ag sovereignty,
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  Speaker 3: Italy has become the first country in the world to
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  Speaker 3: officially ban the production, sale, and import of cultivated meat
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  Speaker 3: and synthetic food. The law applies an uncompromising mandate across
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: the entire food chain prohibiting lab-grown cellular products, even from
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  Speaker 3: being used in animal feed while imposing severe financial penalties
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  Speaker 3: for any and each violation.
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  Speaker 2: I love it. You got to be careful.
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  Speaker 9: I saw that Instagram post where people had ice cream
• 4:01
  Speaker 9: and it wouldn't melt. They put it in the sink
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  Speaker 9: all night long and leave it in.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, man, it would not melt at all. This ain't
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  Speaker 2: ice cream.
• 4:08
  Speaker 3: Well, not only that, how about the new 3D printed salmon?
• 4:11
  Speaker 3: Have you seen that?
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  Speaker 10: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's disgusting. I don't know what's real anymore. It's crazy. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: Airbnb has announced a new house rules policy that would
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  Speaker 3: take effect November 20th, meant to clarify expectations around house
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  Speaker 3: rules and requests and make them more reasonable. One of
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  Speaker 3: the biggest changes is that guests cannot be asked to
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  Speaker 3: complete tasks that require significant effort or time or would
• 4:37
  Speaker 3: typically be performed by a cleaner like washing the dishes
• 4:41
  Speaker 3: or putting bed sheets in the laundry. I didn't even
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  Speaker 3: know you had to do all of that stuff.
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  Speaker 9: You don't. I've stayed. We've had some events and we
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  Speaker 9: do that. We clean it up anyway. I mean, the basics.
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  Speaker 9: We don't wash the clothes, but we might put it
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  Speaker 9: all in the laundry room, the towels in there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on, but they saw enough
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  Speaker 3: need to put out some new rules, I guess, because
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: either people weren't doing it or I really don't know.
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  Speaker 3: But I've not really stayed in an Airbnb like that.
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  Speaker 2: But I guess.
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  Speaker 3: Common courtesy. If I if I dirtied up dishes, I'm
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  Speaker 3: probably going to wash them. Now, here's where I will
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  Speaker 3: say if I'm going to have to pay for a
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  Speaker 3: cleaner to come in after me, some of that stuff
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  Speaker 3: going to be left undone. No, I'm not going to pay.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to pay.
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  Speaker 9: I understand that the new rules state that the clients
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  Speaker 9: don't have to clean up.
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  Speaker 2: And the owner has.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: But that's what I'm saying. If I don't have to
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  Speaker 3: clean up, don't don't hit me with a cleaning fee.
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  Speaker 9: No, you shouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, at all.
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  Speaker 9: It's like a hotel. I ain't got to clean up
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  Speaker 9: at the hotel, do I?
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  Speaker 11: Come on.
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  Speaker 10: Right.
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  Speaker 3: That's been the issue, according to what I've read, anyway,
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  Speaker 3: is that, you know, people have been hit with a
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  Speaker 3: cleaning fee, but then told they have to also clean up.
• 5:47
  Speaker 3: So it's crazy.
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  Speaker 12: All right.
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: Well, not no more.
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: Look, we had some great callers this week, and if
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: you missed them, do not worry. It's what happened once
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: Friday since the D.L.
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: Hughley show.
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  Speaker 1: So Tuesday, what happened was Lamar Ball said, ain't no
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: way in hell he's changing diapers.
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  Speaker 2: Do you agree with him? We're going right to the phones.
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  Speaker 8: It depends if it's a boy or a girl.
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  Speaker 6: If it's a boy, yes, you should change the diapers.
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  Speaker 12: But if it's a girl, no, I ain't changing no
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  Speaker 12: little girl.
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  Speaker 6: I changed my niece. Lucky I have four sons. Changed
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  Speaker 6: my niece.
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  Speaker 4: Never again.
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  Speaker 6: I said, never again will I watch a baby girl
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  Speaker 6: that need change.
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  Speaker 13: So my husband doesn't even make $ 300 million, but he's
• 6:26
  Speaker 13: the provider. So because he's.
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  Speaker 11: The provider, no, he's not changing diapers. I'm the housewife.
• 6:32
  Speaker 13: He's not changing diapers.
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  Speaker 3: He's not cooking. He's not cleaning.
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  Speaker 11: Like, what else do I have to do but to.
• 6:37
  Speaker 3: Make sure these things are done?
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  Speaker 13: It's like these ladies today, they want the man to
• 6:41
  Speaker 13: do everything. No, change the diaper.
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  Speaker 14: I mean, your man is your provider.
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  Speaker 3: Help him out.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like he's wrong for that. If it's
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  Speaker 7: my child, I mean, we just going to have to
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  Speaker 7: work something out, baby. You got to be changing these diapers.
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  Speaker 14: You can't just change the woman, huh? I feel as
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  Speaker 14: though that he's not a real dad because it shouldn't
• 7:01
  Speaker 14: matter how much money you're making. It's the love of
• 7:03
  Speaker 14: that child, and that's a gift from God.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, this is Robert from Stone Mountain, and I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 7: That there's nothing wrong with him changing diapers. Nothing wrong
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  Speaker 7: with it.
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  Speaker 6: Back in the day, they used to have a bucket
• 7:15
  Speaker 6: bag cloth diaper. And they had to do it that way.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I'm sure he wouldn't have liked doing it that way.
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  Speaker 11: But these are new days and times.
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  Speaker 13: Nothing wrong with it.
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  Speaker 2: It's the deal.
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: Here we show you a 2026 edition. A mother finds
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  Speaker 1: out their daughter lied. Well, let me let you hear.
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  Speaker 15: Imagine being divorced for 10 years, living life, a peaceful life.
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  Speaker 15: When your now grown daughter comes to you crying, saying, Mom,
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  Speaker 15: I'm so sorry. My stepdad never did touch me. Dad
• 7:44
  Speaker 15: put me up to it because he was trying to
• 7:46
  Speaker 15: get back with you.
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: What's your response? What do you think she should do?
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  Speaker 10: This is Carly from Birmingham, Alabama. The first thing, I
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  Speaker 10: think the mom should make the daughter write a letter
• 7:57
  Speaker 10: to the ex-stepdad to apologize for what she has done.
• 8:02
  Speaker 10: The mother needs to call up and tell him, you know,
• 8:05
  Speaker 10: she's apologized for accusing him for that, to clear his conscience,
• 8:09
  Speaker 10: to clear their conscience, and move on, because I'm sure
• 8:12
  Speaker 10: he will never get in that situation again with her daughter.
• 8:14
  Speaker 10: Probably not with another woman either because it's probably charred him.
• 8:17
  Speaker 10: You don't really know if they called the police, if
• 8:19
  Speaker 10: they had charges against him. You don't know any of that.
• 8:22
  Speaker 14: So if any of those things have happened, they.
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  Speaker 10: Need to rectify that because they ruined this man.
• 8:27
  Speaker 7: She shouldn't be mad at the daughter. As if I
• 8:29
  Speaker 7: was her, I'd be kind of happy that the daughter
• 8:32
  Speaker 7: said it, but angry. But the main person that both
• 8:35
  Speaker 7: of them should be angry at is the father for
• 8:37
  Speaker 7: manipulating the little girl. That little girl was innocent, and
• 8:40
  Speaker 7: she just wanted her dad to be happy. The daughter
• 8:44
  Speaker 7: and the mother, I think, equally should do something petty
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  Speaker 7: back to him. That's what I think.
• 8:48
  Speaker 14: I have a husband who did 15 years over a
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  Speaker 14: little girl saying, oh, my uncle touched me. There was
• 8:56
  Speaker 14: no DNA, no proof of being touched. And then she says,
• 9:01
  Speaker 14: ask her grandmother, can I write a letter? Then, of course,
• 9:04
  Speaker 14: she said, well, I didn't.
• 9:05
  Speaker 7: You know, she did.
• 9:06
  Speaker 14: I only said that because I wanted my dad to
• 9:08
  Speaker 14: be mad. I only said that because I wanted my
• 9:10
  Speaker 14: mom to be mad. Well, Miss Fang, you've opened up
• 9:13
  Speaker 14: a can of worms. And so now this man, your uncle,
• 9:16
  Speaker 14: you had to sit six. 15 years in jail. Actually, 20,
• 9:20
  Speaker 14: because when he got out, he had to do that
• 9:22
  Speaker 14: five years. So, yeah, when people say stuff like that,
• 9:25
  Speaker 14: it affects everybody. And he had children himself before he
• 9:29
  Speaker 14: even went to jail. So for him, for girls to
• 9:32
  Speaker 14: do that type of stuff, it really affects the whole family,
• 9:34
  Speaker 14: not just her.
• 9:36
  Speaker 16: Or him.
• 9:37
  Speaker 7: He had kids.
• 9:39
  Speaker 14: Women need to not do that. Little girl stuff is vindictive,
• 9:42
  Speaker 14: and it kept you in the end.
• 9:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because it was, oh.
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  Speaker 14: My goodness, can I write a letter? Can I say something? No,
• 9:49
  Speaker 14: you can't say nothing. You did that all on the
• 9:51
  Speaker 14: line because you wanted something, and you didn't get what
• 9:53
  Speaker 14: you wanted.
• 9:54
  Speaker 7: There would be no reconciliation. There would be only alienations.
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: That child, along.
• 10:02
  Speaker 7: With the going along with behest of the father, being
• 10:06
  Speaker 7: used by the father, could have got that man thrown
• 10:09
  Speaker 7: in jail.
• 10:10
  Speaker 6: Could have got that man besmirched.
• 10:12
  Speaker 7: By the law.
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  Speaker 6: So there would be no reconciliation or.
• 10:17
  Speaker 7: No forgiveness, period. And if the father stood alive, I'd
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  Speaker 7: call him and flat out blast him.
• 10:24
  Speaker 6: But no reconciliation or nothing like that.
• 10:27
  Speaker 7: I ain't taking no apologies.
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  Speaker 11: For something like that, to tell that type of lie,
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  Speaker 11: I would not forgive my daughter for doing that. to
• 10:35
  Speaker 11: destroy somebody's life, to destroy my marriage, and that's very selfish.
• 10:39
  Speaker 11: And even once a person gets their name clear, you
• 10:42
  Speaker 11: still have people want to believe it. And that's why
• 10:44
  Speaker 11: I always say with cases like that, everybody needs to
• 10:47
  Speaker 11: learn to be neutral, but people, everybody loves the judge
• 10:50
  Speaker 11: and brush the judge. And this is also why when
• 10:54
  Speaker 11: I hear about high profile cases, I stay neutral. I
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  Speaker 11: want to know who's telling the truth, who's changing stories,
• 11:01
  Speaker 11: who's being manipulative, who is uncredible. Cause that's one of
• 11:04
  Speaker 11: the things you start looking for. The changing of the stories,
• 11:06
  Speaker 11: the manipulation is, contradiction. So yeah, I couldn't, I could
• 11:11
  Speaker 11: not forgive my child for doing that. I love her,
• 11:13
  Speaker 11: but I couldn't forgive her for doing that.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: So you find out you and your husband or you
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: and your wife are related third cousins.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: Here's a little idea.
• 11:21
  Speaker 13: So you're gonna leave me after five years just because
• 11:23
  Speaker 13: you don't know i'm your third.
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  Speaker 17: Cousin but five years we've been together though i don't
• 11:27
  Speaker 17: give a if it was a century but it's over
• 11:29
  Speaker 17: what are you talking about but you love me not
• 11:32
  Speaker 17: no more third cousin at all no not no more
• 11:36
  Speaker 17: it's over we just gonna be cousins because i don't
• 11:38
  Speaker 17: know what you want me to say you ain't going
• 11:39
  Speaker 17: nowhere we ain't going.
• 11:43
  Speaker 16: You just automatically stop loving somebody Because you find out
• 11:46
  Speaker 16: that they're your third cousin.
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  Speaker 7: Yes Third cousin is a person you are related through.
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  Speaker 17: If we already had a child If we already had
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  Speaker 17: a child And our child wasn't.
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  Speaker 7: That's the only thing that would stop If you already
• 11:58
  Speaker 7: got a child It's a rat If you don't got.
• 12:00
  Speaker 17: A child We can just get blood tests to see how.
• 12:04
  Speaker 16: On the spectrum our child would.
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  Speaker 7: Be All right, a third cousin is a person you
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  Speaker 7: are related to through your shared great-great-grandparents.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, great-great.
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  Speaker 8: They are the children of your second cousin, like I said.
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  Speaker 17: Correct, so yes, yes, we stay in together.
• 12:20
  Speaker 8: What do you do?
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  Speaker 2: That was the question we posed to you.
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  Speaker 14: Okay, so Kira Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon are third cousins. Yeah,
• 12:27
  Speaker 14: they found out they were third cousins on Finding Your Roots. So,
• 12:30
  Speaker 14: you know, hey, they're all right.
• 12:33
  Speaker 12: So my baby mama is my cousin, but only through marriage, though.
• 12:37
  Speaker 12: So my mama's sister married in today's family. Sticky situation.
• 12:45
  Speaker 12: Like I said, it's only through marriage, though.
• 12:46
  Speaker 14: You know what I'm saying?
• 12:47
  Speaker 12: There ain't no type of blood that we share.
• 12:49
  Speaker 14: Well, it's funny.
• 12:50
  Speaker 13: Me and my husband have had this conversation before.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Because our families.
• 12:55
  Speaker 7: look so similar to one another.
• 12:58
  Speaker 11: So he says that since it's done, it's done.
• 13:01
  Speaker 14: And we've been together for over 20 years.
• 13:03
  Speaker 11: Me, myself, I would.
• 13:05
  Speaker 13: Want a divorce because, and I think that's more so
• 13:08
  Speaker 13: because I was touched.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: As a younger person by a family member.
• 13:12
  Speaker 11: So therefore it would not sit right with me.
• 13:15
  Speaker 13: So I think we would divorce, but.
• 13:18
  Speaker 11: He wouldn't want to.
• 13:20
  Speaker 7: As long as she didn't come from one of my mom's,
• 13:25
  Speaker 7: one of her sister's or her brother's kids, cool. Or
• 13:29
  Speaker 7: my dad says he didn't come from my daddy's sister
• 13:32
  Speaker 7: or brother's kids, cool. Everybody else feel game. I don't care.
• 13:36
  Speaker 7: But as long as they ain't in that category right there, oh, yeah,
• 13:38
  Speaker 7: we're going to keep banging. Yeah, straight like that. Ain't
• 13:41
  Speaker 7: no shame.
• 13:43
  Speaker 13: I've never dated a family member, but I had a
• 13:47
  Speaker 13: crush on my first cousin and he also did on me.
• 13:49
  Speaker 13: But this was because we did not know we were cousins.
• 13:56
  Speaker 13: Let the kids know you're family because we didn't know
• 13:59
  Speaker 13: that we were related, but when we found out, it
• 14:01
  Speaker 13: was really awkward. But we were younger. Of course, nothing happened,
• 14:05
  Speaker 13: but it's still kind of awkward today because we hadn't
• 14:07
  Speaker 13: seen each other in years. We had a family reunion
• 14:10
  Speaker 13: last year, and it was still a bit awkward. And
• 14:13
  Speaker 13: I think his wife thought I was somebody. She kind
• 14:16
  Speaker 13: of picked up on it, so she came over. I'm like, girl,
• 14:18
  Speaker 13: that's my cousin.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: Don't want him, but.
• 14:22
  Speaker 6: Yes, look, it depends on how far down the line
• 14:24
  Speaker 6: it is. Plus, I had the house of one of
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: my cousins, and she was the first cousin. But I
• 14:30
  Speaker 6: think we all, all men and some of the women,
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: have had the house of their cousins. So, like I said,
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: it depends on how far down the line it is.
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: It happened to me.
• 14:40
  Speaker 18: I was laying in bed with one of my exes,
• 14:42
  Speaker 18: and we were talking about our family members.
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: And we had an aunt with the same name, which
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: I won't say because they might hear it. But we
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: broke up that day.
• 14:51
  Speaker 18: I also dated brothers that were half brothers and had
• 14:55
  Speaker 18: the same father. One I grew up with and one
• 14:58
  Speaker 18: I met as an adult. But they didn't know they
• 15:00
  Speaker 18: were brothers until they were adults. So I found that out,
• 15:04
  Speaker 18: and he broke.
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: Up with me the next day. But I wasn't mad because,
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: I mean, I almost married each one of them.
• 15:09
  Speaker 7: It was crazy.
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: Black family secrets, they need to cut it off.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Now it's time to give a deserving someone the Shoe
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Booty of the Week Award.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: And now it's time for the Shoe Booty.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Of the Week Award.
• 15:23
  Speaker 12: Ah!
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: Katie Sharon Zachariah. As an American political commentator for Newsmax,
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: Zachariah became Deputy Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs for the
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: Department of Homeland Security in February 2026.
• 15:45
  Speaker 15: You want to be the it girl, but you ain't
• 15:47
  Speaker 15: got it.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: So why is the new MAGA Barbie this week's recipient
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: of the shoe booty of the week award? She's the devil.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: She gets the shoe booty because just like a lawyer,
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: she's all cap.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: What is it? What do you mean?
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: Donald the Dictator Todd's brand new secretary, Laya Zachariah, had
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: her first and last briefing dressed like a flight attendant
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: on Spirit Airlines.
• 16:17
  Speaker 8: She ain't going to that damn party. That's all through it.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 16:19
  Speaker 8: Damn, what'd you say?
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: Fourteen minutes, three questions, and other than looking and sounding
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: like an AI Magabot, the entire thing was spent aggressively
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: kissing the Burger King's gravy tunnel.
• 16:33
  Speaker 19: Oh.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: That's nasty.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: It was less a briefing and more like a bad
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: impression of Caroline Levitt. Then reporters asked a simple question.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Where did you pass the bar exam? She's been introducing
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: herself as a lawyer for years.
• 16:51
  Speaker 7: Y'all know?
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: I object. She goes, when I move to China, can
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: we say all cap? Okay, two big issues. Number one,
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: nobody can find any record of her passing the bar
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: in any state in America. Damn.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I can't see.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Number two, China does not let non-Chinese people take their
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: bar exam. Oh, hell no. So, either she completely forgot
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: you have to be Chinese to take the Chinese bar,
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: she drank at a bar in a Chinese restaurant, or
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: she just invented an entire legal career somewhere over the Pacific.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: She was on the job for.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Less than a week.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: You ain't got no job.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: She was supposed to be the new press secretary, but
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: she looked more like a depress secretary. And that's why
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: the shoe booty of the week award goes to Katie Zachariah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Now here's a swift kick in the ass.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: It is the deal. We show you a 2026 edition.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Did you vote yet, Jasmine? Not yet. I had my
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: sticker on yesterday. I voted. I did on Tuesday. Yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: You did.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: You did on Tuesday.
• 18:12
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: You voted.
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: Of course.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Before you start.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Can you vote?
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: In what election? One in Kilimanjaro? How do you guys
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: vote in your village? What do you guys do?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: It's a crap shoot.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: I'm curious to know.
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: Oh, my goodness.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: He won. He won't make it, though, but he won.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Whoever loses, we're going to have a witch doctor come
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: in and shrink his head. That's terrible. He got that
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: little Zika virus. Oh, stop it. So, Morby, you voted
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: in Tennessee.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yes, you did. We had early voting. Did they
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: have early voting?
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tennessee. Boy, they're going right back to the South,
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: ain't they?
• 18:59
  Speaker 15: Yes.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: It's tough down there. They're not playing around.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Boys, bro.
• 19:03
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Now it's time for the streaming movie review with Alibo,
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: the streaming hack warrior.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: What's that, Alibo?
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: The Halloween wind is almost here.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: This means.
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: All the kids are out shopping for their costumes.
• 19:28
  Speaker 20: I remember when kids would go trick-and-treating, dressed like witches, vampires, princesses,
• 19:35
  Speaker 20: and the superheroes. Now costume shopping is just trying on
• 19:40
  Speaker 20: other people's bad decisions until one of them fits. Every
• 19:44
  Speaker 20: aisle in a costume store is a different identity.
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: Crisis waiting to happen.
• 19:49
  Speaker 14: Uh-oh!
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: Gone are the witches and vampires.
• 19:53
  Speaker 20: Now they're content creators who entire personality is a filter
• 19:59
  Speaker 20: in a catchphrase they had once.
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: They want to be something.
• 20:02
  Speaker 20: They saw on a TikTok at 11 a.m.
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: Or whatever was trending 47 minutes ago. I'm serious.
• 20:09
  Speaker 20: You know, deal, my home brother. The brief time I
• 20:13
  Speaker 20: was a child, I rarely went out trick-or-treating. I won
• 20:17
  Speaker 20: a costume contest two times in a row. I was
• 20:20
  Speaker 20: dressed like me.
• 20:21
  Speaker 14: Uh-oh.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I'm serious.
• 20:24
  Speaker 20: I wore a costume one time, and the costume is
• 20:28
  Speaker 20: still bragging about it.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I'm serious.
• 20:31
  Speaker 20: The very sight of me is formidable. On Halloween, Mike D.
• 20:35
  Speaker 20: Myers wears in a Libo mask. Freddy the Kroger has
• 20:39
  Speaker 20: nightmares about me.
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: Uh-oh.
• 20:42
  Speaker 20: When children come to my home, they give me candy.
• 20:45
  Speaker 20: And they do a trick. I'm serious. Today's review has
• 20:50
  Speaker 20: nothing to do with hollow and win. But everything to
• 20:54
  Speaker 20: do with wearing a costume. The movie is Clayface. Starring
• 20:59
  Speaker 20: Tom Rice DeHarris. This movie is about this really handsome
• 21:04
  Speaker 20: actor guy who gets his face all messed up. Then
• 21:08
  Speaker 20: he takes some sketchy science.
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: Hoop to fix it.
• 21:11
  Speaker 20: And then turns into a giant, angry, clay blob that
• 21:17
  Speaker 20: wears other people's faces like it's leftover Halloween and candy.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: I'm serious.
• 21:23
  Speaker 20: It's like if your kids played or went to Hollywood,
• 21:27
  Speaker 20: got betrayed, and then started committing crimes while yelling, no
• 21:31
  Speaker 20: one understands me.
• 21:33
  Speaker 8: Uh-oh.
• 21:34
  Speaker 20: Used to be kids were afraid. of witches and the vampires.
• 21:39
  Speaker 20: Now the real monster is a guy who can turn
• 21:42
  Speaker 20: into your mom and steal your candy.
• 21:44
  Speaker 8: While looking just like her. I'm serious.
• 21:48
  Speaker 20: There's lots of blood in action in this movie, perfect
• 21:51
  Speaker 20: for Halloween. If you like your superhero villains extra squishy, uh-oh,
• 21:57
  Speaker 20: I give it three and a half handbags. And the
• 22:00
  Speaker 20: handbags are made of clay, so don't go out in
• 22:03
  Speaker 20: the summer. Or you can use for an ashtray.
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: I'm serious.
• 22:07
  Speaker 20: This is Alibo, your hacking warrior, with the stream hacking
• 22:10
  Speaker 20: movie review.
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: Stay safe and healthy.
• 22:15
  Speaker 20: Now it's time to take a peek into Jasmine's Diary.
• 22:22
  Speaker 19: Woman.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: I cannot stand being disrespected.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: And one of the ways that you.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: Could disrespect me is to invite me somewhere and not
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: tell me that there are going to be more people present.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: It's not that I'm selfish. It's just I believe that
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: you ought to let me know who I'm going to
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: be in the company of, especially.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: If I'm going to be a third wheel. One of
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: my girlfriends had the audacity to invite me to dinner.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: And I'm thinking we're going to catch up because we
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: haven't spent any time together.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I can't wait for a good kiki.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: You know how us girls do.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I get there. It's her and her boo. That's right.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: She's all booed up and I'm in the corner like, uh-huh.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Third wheel.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: I didn't sign up for this.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Now I'm pissed off because I got all dressed up,
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: got my good clothes on, got my hair straightened out
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: because I'm thinking, you know, we might, you know, see
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: a couple of hotties.
• 23:20
  Speaker 10: Uh-uh.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: The only hottie there is me because she booed up
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: with her boy and I'm looking crazy, but I am
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: still looking hot.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: You know how it comes around, baby.
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: It is the deal.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: We show you a 2026 edition. And thank you for
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: making the book the number one new release on Amazon.
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: I appreciate it.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: Very good.
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: How about that?
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Hey, yo, you know what?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: This is so bad. Do you know that Trump lies
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: so much now? Like, if you look at some of
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: the things he says, it'll say, this has not been,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: it'll tell you it's a lie. He lies so much
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: that they had to.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Hire people to say, this is a lie.
• 23:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Take with a grain of salt. Man, no, take it
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: with a whole salt lake if you take it with
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: a grain of salt.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Sometimes people get really upset with me, so we're going
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: to let them in on a segment called.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: F-U-D-L Hughley. F-U-D-L Hughley.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: So we're going to please welcome our F-U-D-L Hughley correspondent, Lil'
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Niecy James.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 24:14
  Speaker 19: This is Niecy James, your F-U-D-L Hughley correspondent. Our first
• 24:18
  Speaker 19: F-U-D-L Hughley comment comes from me, Lil' Niecy James. Mr. Hughley,
• 24:22
  Speaker 19: as you know, I come to work every day and
• 24:24
  Speaker 19: read all the less than positive messages people send to you.
• 24:28
  Speaker 19: They use words that if they were in a movie,
• 24:30
  Speaker 19: I wouldn't be old enough to see without parental guidance.
• 24:32
  Speaker 19: But I continue to work hard for you anyway. Now,
• 24:35
  Speaker 19: I need some help from you. I need you to
• 24:37
  Speaker 19: donate to my school soccer team. D.L., you remind us
• 24:40
  Speaker 19: every day of how rich you are. You talk about
• 24:42
  Speaker 19: your mansion in Calabasas, your first-class flights, your five-star hotels,
• 24:46
  Speaker 19: your dog that's worth thousands of dollars, who, by the way,
• 24:49
  Speaker 19: flies first class and stays in 50 hotels, too.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Let's face it, Mr.
• 24:53
  Speaker 19: Ugly, you're so rich, you pay your grown children's bills.
• 24:57
  Speaker 19: And now, you're even going back on the comedy circuit
• 24:59
  Speaker 19: and making more money. Talk about the rich getting richer.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Mr.
• 25:02
  Speaker 19: Ugly, with all the money you have, there's no excuse
• 25:05
  Speaker 19: for you to not help out a hard-working, struggling student-athlete
• 25:08
  Speaker 19: soccer team. I sent you the link to donate. I
• 25:11
  Speaker 19: expect to see a sizable contribution. I can forget the
• 25:15
  Speaker 19: child exploitation labor laws you may or may not be breaking.
• 25:18
  Speaker 19: If I don't receive your donation, f * * * you, Dooley.
• 25:21
  Speaker 19: And Jasmine, you have a lot of money, too.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: If you don't donate, f * * * you, too.
• 25:25
  Speaker 19: Well, that's it for this week. This has been Niecy James,
• 25:28
  Speaker 19: your F.U. Dooley correspondent. Until next week, bye.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Now it's time for What You Need to Know with
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
• 25:35
  Speaker 16: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. Former
• 25:38
  Speaker 16: President Barack Obama knocked the current White House response to
• 25:42
  Speaker 16: his cheesecake factory jab at President Trump, calling the administration
• 25:46
  Speaker 16: not serious people. Campaigning in Georgia for Senator John Ossoff
• 25:50
  Speaker 16: and former Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms, Mr. Obama said officials
• 25:54
  Speaker 16: mounted a government wide response to a joke. Not to inflation,
• 25:59
  Speaker 16: though many families can barely afford to eat out. He
• 26:02
  Speaker 16: joked that Donald Trump's $ 900 million renovations made the White
• 26:06
  Speaker 16: House look like Saddam Hussein opened a cheesecake factory. African-American
• 26:11
  Speaker 16: politician David Crowley is leading Wisconsin's governor's race, but growing
• 26:16
  Speaker 16: black political fatigue could threaten this. Polls and voter interviews
• 26:21
  Speaker 16: suggest Mr. Crowley may struggle to reach the black support
• 26:24
  Speaker 16: Democrats usually need to win the divided battleground state of Wisconsin.
• 26:28
  Speaker 16: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Be informed. Be empowered.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Sybil.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with.
• 26:35
  Speaker 9: Me too.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, I learned something today.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: What have we learned, Charlie Brown?
• 26:40
  Speaker 14: It's time to talk about what we've learned today.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: That's going to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen. Sadiya,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: here we show you a 2026 edition. All right, what
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: did you learn today.
• 26:50
  Speaker 12: Little mama?
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Well, I learned that people really get upset when women,
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: because you know, Halloween, right? Get upset when women wear
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: costumes that I guess they feel like are too revealing.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: They say that women use Halloween as an opportunity to
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: dress up. inappropriately, I guess, wearing scantily clad clothes and
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: called it a Halloween costume. But to me, if it's
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: something that scares you, like wearing scantily clad clothing, wouldn't
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: that be considered a Halloween costume? Because you're scared that
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: you're out here with all your goodies hanging out.
• 27:22
  Speaker 9: Oh, that ass startled me.
• 27:23
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God. Exactly.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: That startled myself.
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: So, you know, shoot.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Wear what you want to. It would scare me to
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: walk out looking.
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: Like a stripper.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but especially for the ones who's wearing it, they shouldn't. Damn.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 27:39
  Speaker 9: Thanks, June.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Bringing it back around.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Skip, my man Cheatham, what did you learn today, baby boy?
• 27:44
  Speaker 9: Hey, man, I'm not going to, hey, I'm turning my
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: lights off. Don't be coming to my house. I don't
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: have no, the candy too expensive. I can't be handing
• 27:51
  Speaker 9: it out.
• 27:51
  Speaker 16: Wow.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: It's too expensive. Yeah, and it's going to be raining, so.
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it is going to be raining.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: And I got, what, probably 10 pounds of candy, 15
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: pounds of candy on my table. See, you rich.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I don't have that kind of money.
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: Wait a minute. Expensive candy. 12% from last year.
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: Your name is on the logo.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 28:07
  Speaker 19: Is it?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Can you ship me about five pounds of that candy?
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Well, at least you're in the promo pics. You're in
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: the promo pics, so you're good, all right?
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: All right, on the next D.O.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Hughley Show, the military man Jamal Kingsley returns to expose
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: racism hidden in our everyday lives. Another special case, short
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: bus records banger. Have a great, safe weekend.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: It's the D.O. Hughley Show. See you on the other side.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Kyle, my favorite short bus operator.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Pull that string.
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: We gots to go.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Toot, toot. It's the D.O. Hughley Show. See you on
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: the other side.