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Classic Moment: First Dates · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: Hi, good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I was set up on a date with a
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  Speaker 1: friend of a friend. It started off great. We actually
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  Speaker 1: went to a Red Sox game. We had as we
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  Speaker 1: sat about three rows behind the visitors dug out. Everything
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  Speaker 1: was great. On the way home in the middle of Boston,
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, a big explosion outside of his
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  Speaker 1: engine and the start. The car caught on fire, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help him put it out, super embarrassed.
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  Speaker 1: No one got hurt, thank god, but he's having me
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  Speaker 1: hold all these weird tools that he had in his car,
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  Speaker 1: and luckily we got home safe. Everything was fine. And
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  Speaker 1: then the next day he asked me. He texted me
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  Speaker 1: and he asked me to rate the date on a
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  Speaker 1: one to ten, and I didn't want to ruin his
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  Speaker 1: self esteem, so I said, I don't think I can
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  Speaker 1: rate this date, but I had a great time, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you very much. I told a friend about it and
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  Speaker 1: she ended up dating him for about two years.
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  Speaker 3: But on your first date, his car burst into flames.
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  Speaker 1: Correct, Yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 4: Memorable for me.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, but apparently he's for your girlfriend, So I have
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  Speaker 5: a good one.
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  Speaker 3: I went on a first date with a guy from
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  Speaker 3: I think it was match dot Com and uh we
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  Speaker 3: were went to Legal Seafoods and he said to me,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I want to ask you a question, you know,
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  Speaker 3: just in case this works out.
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  Speaker 4: Let's just say.
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  Speaker 3: Down the road.
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  Speaker 6: We're in bed, and.
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  Speaker 3: I asked you, if I could pee on you, how
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  Speaker 3: would you feel leave less to say that was the
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  Speaker 3: last date?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: That's such a weird fetus.
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  Speaker 4: That's so gross, Like, wait a minute, I didn't even
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  Speaker 4: see that coming. Can we replay that one? Justin well?
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  Speaker 3: I have a good one. I went on a first
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  Speaker 3: date with a guy from I think it was match
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  Speaker 3: dot com and uh we were went to Legal Seafoods
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  Speaker 3: and he said to me, you know, I want to
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  Speaker 3: ask you a question, you know, just in case this
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  Speaker 3: works out.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just say.
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  Speaker 3: Down the road. We're in bed, and I asked you
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  Speaker 3: if I could pee on you, how would you feel
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  Speaker 3: able to say that was the last ding?
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  Speaker 4: I don't get that dinner dating r Kelly. Yeah, hell,
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  Speaker 4: that's bizarre. Well at least he put it out there
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  Speaker 4: in the beginning. Yeah, he shot but it was the
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  Speaker 4: first date. Yeah again, that's what he's into. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: now she's on the radio. Blastic and Plastic oh. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He picks me up in this like old car.
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  Speaker 2: We go to this restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: The waitress asks he orders like Long Island iced tea.
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  Speaker 2: The waitress as for his license. He said, he doesn't
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  Speaker 2: have it because the state police has it.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, he just drove me there in his car.
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  Speaker 2: I said, what do you mean to see police has it?
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  Speaker 2: He said, well, after his third d u y, they
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  Speaker 2: took his license.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Meantime, Long Island Iced Tea has like five or
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  Speaker 4: six liquors in it. It's the strongest shrink. Yeah, one
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  Speaker 4: of the strongest ones. Yeah, I do know that. I
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  Speaker 4: love his honesty though he's not hiding anything. And he
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  Speaker 4: had three d uy's. Well, yeah, there's some good ones.
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  Speaker 6: So first mistake is this from a dating app. But
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  Speaker 6: guy came over. We were kind of really Netflix and chill,
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  Speaker 6: not really a date. He was being weird and I
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  Speaker 6: was like, what's wrong, and he goes, I gotta go.
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  Speaker 6: He stands up and I go, just be honest, and
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  Speaker 6: he looks at me and goes to be honest, you're
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  Speaker 6: bigger in person. And as he was leaving, I go, well,
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  Speaker 6: you're shorter in person. No I'm not, and he shuts
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  Speaker 6: the door.
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  Speaker 1: Just like winging insults at each other.
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  Speaker 4: Online dating can be really, really, really crazy. You know.
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  Speaker 4: We get these calls all the time and these talkbacks
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  Speaker 4: about how hard it is out there for dating and
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  Speaker 4: this is why. Wow, so there you are. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 4: golden Showers. That's a long way from legos, you know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, first date I ever went on was with a
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  Speaker 5: brother of a friend who was so nervous that he
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  Speaker 5: drank too much and decided to puke while we were
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  Speaker 5: still out on the date. I did go out a
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  Speaker 5: second time, but luckily things didn't work out. But yeah,
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  Speaker 5: maybe you shouldn't drink too much where you puke on
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  Speaker 5: a date.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. God, it's a crazy land out there.
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  Speaker 6: So I have a lot of bad first date stories,
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  Speaker 6: but the one I will always tell was I was
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  Speaker 6: talking to this guy for months, for months, we snapchatted,
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  Speaker 6: we were talking finally going on a first date. This
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  Speaker 6: is from a dating app, by the way. We're talking
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  Speaker 6: at dinner, I say to him, I hope you know
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  Speaker 6: you enjoyed yourself. I'm so glad I got to finally
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  Speaker 6: meet you. It looks to be straight dead in the
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  Speaker 6: face and goes to be honest, I'm really not sexually
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  Speaker 6: attracted to you at all, walks me out of my car.
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  Speaker 6: I'm upset obviously, and he still tries to make a
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  Speaker 6: move on me and kiss me.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, yeah, that's with dogs. I mean, yeah, guys can
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  Speaker 4: be dogs or just crazy. But think about that, right, Lisa.
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  Speaker 4: He says to her, you know, nearly, not that second,
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  Speaker 4: and then he goes in for a kiss.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so weird.
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  Speaker 4: There's nothing else going on. So well, then last drink,
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  Speaker 4: he probably got a little morning. Yeah. Maybe worst day
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  Speaker 4: I've ever been on.
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  Speaker 5: He showed up drunk. My aunt made me go with
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  Speaker 5: him because he was driving a sob.
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  Speaker 4: He always killed us. Yeah, you don't see sobs anymore. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, I loved it. It was a two door.
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  Speaker 4: It was awesome. Wow, look at you. So that was
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  Speaker 4: a cool car. I love that car.
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  Speaker 2: One of my favorite dates, me and my boyfriend were
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  Speaker 2: at wood Fire Pizza and Melrose and we were just
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  Speaker 2: watching TV and the Red Sox were playing the Yankees
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  Speaker 2: in a wild Card World Series game. And he looked
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  Speaker 2: at me and I looked at him, and I said,
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  Speaker 2: do you want to go scalp tickets? And he said yes,
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  Speaker 2: and we went and we got tickets and they won
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  Speaker 2: and it was the best night of my life. It
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  Speaker 2: was amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, spear of the moment.
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  Speaker 5: They went to Fenway and got tickets outside from the scalpers.
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  Speaker 4: That's a cool day. That's a cool one. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 4: a cool one. Yeah for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Can we circle back to the caller on the first
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  Speaker 3: day for the guy asked if he could pee on
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  Speaker 3: her in the bed. In those situations, how are people
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  Speaker 3: dealing with their sheets or their mattress.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're obviously, Yeah, they're probably not worried about that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, if you're a regular guy that's peeing on people
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  Speaker 4: in bed, you probably have rubbers, rubbers, yes, yeah, Well
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  Speaker 4: it comes with the territory. You know, you've got to
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  Speaker 4: be prepared for anything.