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Don't Like Puttin’ My Face in That Big Honkin’ Thing · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 4: Great!
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  Speaker 2: Man, this week is hauling ass to you.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, is it?
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, it sure is.
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  Speaker 3: Is it that way for you guys too?
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  Speaker 2: Sure is.
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  Speaker 3: Every time we have one of these big-ass events that
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  Speaker 3: we have coming up on Saturday, Suds, Pups, and Pints,
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  Speaker 3: it seems like that week just absolutely flies by.
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  Speaker 2: I know, it's so great, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: As we eke toward it, just a couple days away now.
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  Speaker 3: Downtown Mount Dora from 3 until 6, Suds, Pups, and Pints,
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  Speaker 3: the fourth annual. Really looking forward to it. Going to
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  Speaker 3: have the best weather.
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  Speaker 6: Of the year.
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  Speaker 2: Which is amazing because you look outside right now and
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  Speaker 2: you're like, okay, it's supposed to be sunny in 84.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can book this trip. Solid book this trip.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good one. So we're going to have a
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  Speaker 3: good 84 degrees, sunshine all day long. Downtown Mount Dora
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  Speaker 3: could not be better. Hope to see you Saturday for Suds, Pups,
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  Speaker 3: and Pints.
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  Speaker 2: How are you guys doing? Fat and sassy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: fat and saucy. Saucy?
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  Speaker 7: Like four.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you on a four?
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  Speaker 3: He's fat and saucy. You walked in sideways, and I
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  Speaker 3: don't care for that. Yeah, you're bringing the negativity. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you come in here, you sort of ask, what's going
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  Speaker 3: on with you? Why is it a four?
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday you had to do yard work, and it was
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  Speaker 2: better on a four. Yeah, I said eight yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: It's a four. I'm a human. Why ask the question
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  Speaker 3: and then be upset with the answer?
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  Speaker 8: But guys, you have no reason to be on a
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  Speaker 8: four today, do you? Well, just sometimes you wake up.
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  Speaker 2: And you're like, I'm not feeling it. He is the
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  Speaker 2: father of a toddler.
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  Speaker 3: How often does that happen to you? How often do
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  Speaker 3: you get up and have no reason for it to
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  Speaker 3: be a four? Everything in your life is great. You've
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  Speaker 3: got a beautiful son, a beautiful wife, a great job.
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  Speaker 3: Your wife has a great job. You know, you're healthy.
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  Speaker 9: I would say, like, I don't know, 20%. And by
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  Speaker 9: all means, it's not like it's going to determine my day,
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  Speaker 9: but there's just, like, not enough stuff that I feel
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  Speaker 9: like I did that made me, you know, yank on
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  Speaker 9: the pride strings this morning.
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  Speaker 3: So that's why I said kind of four. I went
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  Speaker 3: to the dentist.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: So, like, that's not fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that knocks a couple off.
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  Speaker 3: It's always weird when you run an errand for your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's just not my thing.
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  Speaker 9: I always make a little lemonade out of lemons when
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  Speaker 9: I go to the dentist.
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  Speaker 3: I get my laughs. I think I crossed the line, though, today.
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  Speaker 2: How's that? I don't know. That sounded like fun, though.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say, perpetually, this is what you
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  Speaker 3: do at the dentist. For some reason, you have a
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  Speaker 3: weird thing that when you go to the dentist, you're
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  Speaker 3: a line crosser.
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  Speaker 2: So what'd you do to Sergio?
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  Speaker 8: Nothing crosses the line more than he did with that
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  Speaker 8: last time with the hygienist.
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  Speaker 2: And the bagels and lox.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's disgusting. And no floss.
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  Speaker 3: No brushing.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't ask. Let's not first name him.
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  Speaker 11: Here, Deb.
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  Speaker 8: He's a real person we're really isolating yeah yeah but
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  Speaker 8: uh i think i swung for the fences i'm getting
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  Speaker 8: laughs i always have fun with this guy now we're
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  Speaker 8: friends at this point and.
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  Speaker 2: Uh he looks forward to your visit.
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  Speaker 9: He did he goes there's my guy and the first
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  Speaker 9: thing i said i said uh hit me with the
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  Speaker 9: three time and then we slap hands three times and
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  Speaker 9: then we walk in and Long story short, though, he
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  Speaker 9: was doing the suction in my mouth, and I don't.
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  Speaker 3: That's what happens. A lot of innuendo at the dentist.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I made it worse. I go, yeah, you know
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  Speaker 3: what Daddy likes. Oh, dang.
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  Speaker 2: I said that.
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  Speaker 12: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: If that was mine, I would just give you all
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  Speaker 3: your stuff in a file folder.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 3: And then show you the exits or the one that
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  Speaker 3: you have to leave if it's on fire. You got
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  Speaker 3: to be there. It wasn't our first rodeo, you know,
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  Speaker 3: doing mouth errands.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, man.
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  Speaker 9: Also, I think the first thing I said when I
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  Speaker 9: walked in was like, all right, time to do some
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  Speaker 9: mouth stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So I got coming real hot. But it's a defense.
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  Speaker 3: It's a defense mechanism because I'm scared.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you guys do that? I'm a laugher when
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  Speaker 2: I get scared. Oh, no, no, no, no. When I
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  Speaker 2: was a kid.
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  Speaker 3: I get dead ass silent when I get scared.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: When I get scared, I will laugh to the point.
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  Speaker 3: Nervous laughter?
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  Speaker 2: Nervous laughter. When we were kids, we would sneak out
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  Speaker 2: of the house at night and we could barely sneak
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  Speaker 2: out because I was laughing so hard. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: No, that is not me at all, dude. I get
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  Speaker 3: real quiet. Real quiet.
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  Speaker 10: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why. I don't like
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  Speaker 2: being scared.
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  Speaker 3: Does Jack?
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  Speaker 2: I don't like being scared either.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think Jack. Jack, do you even get scared?
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  Speaker 5: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have that emotion.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say, man. I've never seen Jack
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  Speaker 3: rattled like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's surgically removed.
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  Speaker 3: So it's neither up or down with Jack.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: He's just kind of right there. All right, 407-916-1041, text 77031.
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  Speaker 3: So how are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing great.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really looking forward to it. By the way, today's
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  Speaker 3: my anniversary. Oh, happy anniversary.
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  Speaker 2: I'm 21 years married on this day. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: In 2005 in downtown Mount Dora, oddly enough, is when
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  Speaker 3: I got married in 2005, 21 years ago today.
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  Speaker 2: But you know what's fascinating about that, Jimmy? It took
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  Speaker 2: my wedding in April for you to realize you did
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  Speaker 2: not get married at my church. No, I did not.
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  Speaker 2: And you still don't remember which church you got married at.
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  Speaker 2: I could probably find it if I had to.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm not 100. I'm going to be honest. I
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  Speaker 3: could have told you.
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  Speaker 2: Had I been invited. Well, I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Today is a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously, my.
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  Speaker 3: Anniversary is really awesome. I love that. My wife is great.
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  Speaker 3: Been together a long time. And we're at that stage.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how you are. I don't know where you... So, Ross,
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  Speaker 3: you've been with your wife... Five years?
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  Speaker 4: Married?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. 10, 22, 22.
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  Speaker 9: That's what I always just say on repeat when people
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  Speaker 9: ask me, when's your anniversary?
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  Speaker 3: So next month is your anniversary, your 40th anniversary?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But you guys have been together like two or three
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  Speaker 3: years before that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, 2017.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay. So you've been together a long time,
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  Speaker 3: nine years. Jack has been with Naomi for 31 or
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  Speaker 3: two years?
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  Speaker 7: 31, 32, 28, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, something like that. Omaha, Omaha. Someone slap his ass.
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  Speaker 8: No, I think we're on 29 now.
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  Speaker 3: Now, let me ask, because Deb is a noob, right?
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  Speaker 2: Deb is a noob.
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  Speaker 3: She's done it before, but you are a noob. Just
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  Speaker 3: a few months.
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  Speaker 2: April, right? Yeah, but we've been together. It'll be 13
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  Speaker 2: years in January.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so let me ask, because do you guys, like,
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  Speaker 3: take your anniversary, like, do you look at it like
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  Speaker 3: this is something you planned for a month in advance?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, do you look at it like that?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: Once you get to a certain point, like after 20 years,
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  Speaker 3: is it like you give her a kiss and she's
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  Speaker 3: putting on her makeup. You say, I love you. And
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  Speaker 3: then go to dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Here's your card.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty much that unless we plan a trip around it. Right.
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  Speaker 8: Like for our 20th is when we went to Costa Rica.
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  Speaker 8: And sometimes we used to try and plan a trip
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  Speaker 8: around this period of time, but if we don't have
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  Speaker 8: a trip planned, then it's just going out to dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just going out.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what you guys did this year, right? Because
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  Speaker 3: you just had your anniversary like a couple months ago, right? Correct,
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  Speaker 3: in June.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, very nice.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was June this year. Yeah, Ross, do
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  Speaker 3: you guys treat it with a lot of pomp and circumstance?
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  Speaker 9: Well, the first year anniversary we did, we went to Mexico.
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  Speaker 3: Mexico.
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 9: We definitely did that. And I think since then, I
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  Speaker 9: think it's been... Dinner and tap ass.
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  Speaker 3: Dinner and tap ass. That's a restaurant I haven't heard
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  Speaker 3: of yet, buddy, but I'd love to go there. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: maybe you'll get lucky in tonight. I think there's a St.
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  Speaker 2: Pete trip, I believe, on one of the anniversaries. St.
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  Speaker 9: Pete, it's always murky because that's our hookup town.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's funny. How about you guys?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we haven't even been able to take a honeymoon yet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so we, yeah, we're... And
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  Speaker 2: we're hoping if Amendment 3 doesn't pass, we'll still get
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  Speaker 2: to take a honeymoon.
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  Speaker 9: Are you writing your honeymoon on that passing or not?
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  Speaker 9: Is that a real thing? Well, I mean, we're good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: we're really worried about losing our home.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Yeah, I mean, the 3, his job, her
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  Speaker 3: husband's job is dependent on that.
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  Speaker 2: First thing they would cut.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: First thing they would cut. His position would be that way, yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so we're trying not to spend money. Like big money
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  Speaker 2: like you would spend on a honeymoon because we don't
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  Speaker 2: want to spend it now and then find out down
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  Speaker 2: the road, you know, we really could have used that
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  Speaker 2: cash for car payments and, you know, just living, just
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  Speaker 2: being able to, you know. Sorry, I didn't mean to
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  Speaker 2: bring the mood of the room down.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say, this is the worst SNL
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  Speaker 3: sketch I've ever seen. Way to make it real, Ross.
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  Speaker 3: It's not my situation.
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  Speaker 2: I was just wondering what.
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  Speaker 3: Was joking and what was not.
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  Speaker 2: We would love to plan that, but everything is just
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  Speaker 2: up in the air right now because we just want
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  Speaker 2: to be as prepared as we can. Yeah, I understand
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  Speaker 2: that completely.
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  Speaker 3: For us, when it comes to the majors now, like
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  Speaker 3: last year we did the cruise, I think we're only
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  Speaker 3: going to do something big on the five years.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: I think we'll do staycations or something like that. Like
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  Speaker 3: this year, we're just doing dinner this year. Just dinner tonight,
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  Speaker 3: and then we're so booked. for the remainder of the
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  Speaker 3: year that we couldn't find a weekend to go do anything.
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  Speaker 3: So I think we're just going to do these, and
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  Speaker 3: then on the major years, like 25, 30, we'll do
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  Speaker 3: something cool.
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  Speaker 2: But think how cool that is to say that, right?
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 2: We're only going to do the big celebrations every five years.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's as... That's as cool of an answer for anything
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  Speaker 2: you could hear on your anniversary as anything else. I agree, man.
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  Speaker 2: Counting in five-year increments, that's a pretty solid thing.
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  Speaker 3: What are you going to do for the other four?
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  Speaker 3: Dinner and tap, right? Dinner, tap, yeah, yeah. Dinner and
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  Speaker 3: some tap, yeah. Have some dinner and then hit the tap.
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  Speaker 3: I watched a movie last– I'll get over that in
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  Speaker 3: a minute.
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  Speaker 2: You'll get over that. I watched Disclosure Day last night.
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  Speaker 13: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I hadn't seen it.
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  Speaker 3: Is it free or did you pay? I paid $ 5.
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  Speaker 10: 99.
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  Speaker 2: It was on sale. Too much. Too much.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was on Amazon Prime. Jack's like a too
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  Speaker 8: much bird.
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  Speaker 3: You paid too much. The cool thing about Amazon Prime
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  Speaker 3: is they let you know when they're about to take
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  Speaker 3: it out of rotation. And then they reduce the price
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  Speaker 3: of it ridiculously. It's normally $ 20. I rented it for
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  Speaker 3: $ 5. 99 last night. My wife and I were looking for
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  Speaker 3: something to watch, and we just kind of sat down
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  Speaker 3: around 9 o'clock. And I was like, hey, as I'm
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  Speaker 3: flipping through, I'm like, hey, never saw that.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see this?
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  Speaker 3: And we watch it. Spielberg movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And I had high hopes for it, but I heard
• 11:19
  Speaker 8: some bad reviews.
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  Speaker 2: It's weird, though, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: I got to tell you, you can see Spielberg trying
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  Speaker 3: to do his best Spielberg stuff. But modern moviemaking has
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  Speaker 3: really kind of caught up to him. And the speed
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  Speaker 3: of it isn't the same as, like, a Raiders, where
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  Speaker 3: everything was moving so quickly that, you know, you couldn't
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  Speaker 3: take a breath. It wasn't like that here. And some
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  Speaker 3: of the stuff was kind of campy and hokey.
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  Speaker 2: And I heard it was also a little too long.
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  Speaker 2: It was long.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, half an hour too long. The last scene was
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  Speaker 3: kind of cool. And I will watch Ellen. What's her name? No,
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  Speaker 3: not Ellen.
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  Speaker 2: The one that's married. I was going to say, you
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't strike me as an Ellen fan.
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  Speaker 3: The one married to John Krasinski.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: There's not a single Ellen I would be like, yep,
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  Speaker 3: Jim's going to love her.
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  Speaker 2: What's her name?
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  Speaker 3: It's not Jessica Biel.
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  Speaker 14: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: The one that's married to John Krasinski.
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  Speaker 3: She's in all of her movies. She was in the
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  Speaker 3: silent movie, the quiet movie.
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  Speaker 2: She's English, but she speaks like the best.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, come on. She does the best job at masking her. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: Edge of Tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: She was in.
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  Speaker 3: Edge of Tomorrow as well.
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  Speaker 2: She was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And the quiet people. Yeah, yeah, the quiet place.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, John Krasinski is his wife. I mean, we should
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  Speaker 3: know that she's an A-list actor.
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  Speaker 2: Emily Blunt. Emily Blunt, yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go.
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  Speaker 2: She's amazing. And I smoke weed. I should have known that.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: She's amazing.
• 12:32
  Speaker 10: God.
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: She is amazing in this movie, but that's about where
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: it comes to an end for me. Colin Firth is
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: almost like cartoonish in the movie.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: Just right there.
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: But the most important announcement I have today is one
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: that's very solemn to me. That's one that's very, very
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: important to me. Tomorrow night.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: Tomorrow night, the Great British Baking Show premieres. Okay. And
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: I will tell you, it's the greatest show on television.
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: I'll die on that hill. I'll run to the top
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: of it and die again. The Great British Baking Show
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: is the best show on television, and it's not even close.
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: If you've had a four day, like our boy Ross here,
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: like if you've ever had a four, you get up
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: and you're like, man, this is quite a four. Go
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: watch two episodes of The Great British Baking Show from
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: any of the past seasons. Impossible to be in a
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: bad mood after it. The most positive human show on TV.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: Not even close. It's amazing. You are not alone. This
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: is very, it has its fan base, and that fan
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: base is only growing.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, they just had to change a cast member
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: after changing another cast member. But man, it's... Someone's invested.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: It's so good.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: I know all the... It's terrible, but I do. I
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: know all of it.
• 13:48
  Speaker 9: Start smart and I can't be happier. There's a kind
• 13:52
  Speaker 9: of a weird problem that I have with the show, though,
• 13:54
  Speaker 9: is that it's usually on at my house whenever my
• 13:57
  Speaker 9: mother-in-law is over.
• 13:58
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 13:58
  Speaker 9: And I thought she was there for the wholesome vibes.
• 14:02
  Speaker 9: But she's actually not just there for the wholesome vibes.
• 14:04
  Speaker 9: She's there for the wholesome vibes and this silver fox
• 14:08
  Speaker 9: blue hat.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, Paul Hollywood.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: Is that his name? That's his name, Paul Hollywood.
• 14:14
  Speaker 15: Oh, yeah.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: It's just weird when she's swooning on my couch.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: You've got to check it out. I think you'll love it.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: Watch a couple episodes with her this season.
• 14:22
  Speaker 7: I have.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: It's a fun time. It's great.
• 14:24
  Speaker 14: It's nice.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like Nick Jr. for adults.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: 407-916-1041.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: Text 77031.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: I've got a great question for you guys today.
• 14:33
  Speaker 8: And also we want to remind people about the Talk
• 14:35
  Speaker 8: Back contest going on right now.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, 100%.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: If you have that burger idea you've been working on,
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: we're looking for another cook coming up Saturday or next
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Saturday for our Best Of Challenge out there at Sunset
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Walk at Margaritaville. And all you have to do is
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: describe your burger, and your burger has to be the description.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: We had a winner yesterday. We're looking to get another
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: one today. So all you have to do is leave
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: those as Talk Backs. We'll play them throughout the day
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: and judge at.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: The end of the show.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: Deb, what do you have for news?
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Brightline may file for bankruptcy if you're on four wheels,
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: pump prices surge across Florida, and a real blast from
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: the past, a man is finally linked to the 1980s
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Tylenol murders. We'll talk about that and more coming up
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: next during JCS News.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: Yep, let's take a little break. We'll come back and
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: get Debs News and continue on with the Jim Colbert Show.
• 15:18
  Speaker 11: Music Jamie, 21 years is a long time and something
• 15:32
  Speaker 11: to be proud of. But in the infamous words of
• 15:36
  Speaker 11: my father-in-law, he always tells me it's never too late
• 15:40
  Speaker 11: to leave.
• 15:42
  Speaker 8: Jeez.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: All right, 407-916-1041. Text us 77031. I think I'll stay.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: I'll roll the dice a little bit more. Yeah, but
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: that's his father-in-law.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, I see. I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: Jack.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Sauce Daddy.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Guy needs more rom-coms.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Let's get some news.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: It's time for JCS News.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Wow, has this guy.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: Got to put his name on everything?
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: It's in my contract, dude.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Here's the news on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: And JCS News is brought to you by that mortgage guy, Don.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: All right, bright line. This is preparing to, reportedly preparing
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in the near future.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: In fact, a report from Bloomberg notes that it could
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: happen as soon as this week. as the high-speed rail
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: line hopes to restructure $ 1. 1 billion of its $ 5. 5 billion
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: in debt. Now, doubt about the future of the service
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: has been mounting since earlier this year when news of
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: the company's growing debt was first reported.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: And that's despite the service growing in revenue to $ 214
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: million last year. That's up from the previous year's $ 188 million.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: So people are using it and loving it. That growth
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: hasn't been enough, though, or fast enough to keep to
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: repay Brightline's debt. The filing, however, isn't expected to disrupt
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: day-to-day operations.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they thought they lost like $ 100 million
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: last year or something like that. And the problem is
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: they're trying to lower rates, get more volume. They have
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: a real problem on their hands because it still doesn't seem–
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: they market it so bizarrely. It doesn't seem it's marketed
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: well enough. The partner that we have where it goes
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: in Miami, I don't know what's going on with that either.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: But it just doesn't seem in the forefront.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? I do. And the other
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: unfortunate aspect is that part of their plan is to
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: open up more stations along the East Coast.
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: Sure, yeah.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: But that takes money. And you can't get more riders
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: without new stations, but that takes money.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: The biggest complaint that I've heard about it has been price.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's expensive. It is. But, I mean, it's so convenient. Yeah, yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: It's so convenient. But you have to show people that
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: it's worth going through the idea of getting on it
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: to use it. And maybe if they build that one
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: to Tampa, the idea that will– People will start using that,
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: realize how much easier it is to get down to
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: that area, especially if you're going on cruises. But also,
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: usually these things, this is public transportation, and usually the
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: state is involved with something like this. Not complete private industry,
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: because there is a heavy load for the infrastructure for this.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: So it's usually the state or government sharing part of
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: that responsibility there.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: And I don't believe that is the case with it.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: It's bizarre, man. It really is.
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but it is doing a public service because it
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: is a benefit for us to be able to have
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: this option. So, you know, I don't know why they're
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: I don't think they can just let them die on
• 18:35
  Speaker 8: the vine.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: No, especially in a state that desperately needs, you know,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: mass transportation like a state like Florida.
• 18:42
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: A woman blames FHP and flock cameras for what she
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: calls the worst 13 days of her life. Lindsay Isaacs
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: addressed a Senate subcommittee yesterday. Studying government surveillance in Washington, D.C. yesterday,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: she spoke about her arrest following a deadly crash in
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Volusia County last year.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Surveillance technology does not exist in a vacuum.
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: Information collected by technology can become part of an investigation
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: that affects a real human being.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Isaac spent 13 days in jail before investigators realized they
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: made a mistake and dropped the charges. She told the
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: committee it was very scary and she thought her life
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: was over. At one point was in a suicide vest
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: for about three days. Another woman has since been arrested
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: for the crash in Deberry. And again, Isaacs is suing FHP.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: She also tells Fox 35 she wants to see a
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: law passed that requires officers. to verify the information it
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: gets from an automatic license plate reader before making an arrest.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: I told you about that kid that got arrested for
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: the same thing. I mean, they said that he had
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: committed a major crime because of his truck, and he
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: fit the description a whole nine yards, and he's sitting
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: there with his arms crossed, He's look at these guys
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: who are interrogating the piss out of him. And he's like, look, guys,
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't know what you want me to say.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I wasn't even in the state. I was a thousand
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: miles away and no camera you can give me or
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: show me is going to prove that that's not the case.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: And he just sat there like kind of arrogant because
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: he could not believe how much they were kind of
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: continuing to push the issue when he told him straight up.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: It's not the case. And he could prove it. He
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: still sat there.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: You know, she said that was the worst 13 days.
• 20:10
  Speaker 9: And at first I was like, I mean, people, how
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: bad was it? But I'm putting herself in hurt myself
• 20:16
  Speaker 9: in her shoes. By day six, I would think maybe
• 20:19
  Speaker 9: I did do this.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Not only that, you would second guess everything.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Well, even if you didn't think about 13 days where
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: you're not going to work. Out of your life. You're
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: just ripped out of your life. Your kid's not seeing you.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Your wife isn't seeing you. You're not showing up for
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: your job. They're not telling you anything of what's going on.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: You have no idea if it's going to get cleared.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: And because they just trusted the camera system and didn't
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: even verify it?
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Ridiculous. Yeah, it really is. All right. Florida drivers are
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: seeing another sharp jump at the pump with the statewide
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: average for regular gas now at $ 4.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: 38 a gallon.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Prices rose 9 cents overnight and ranged from a high
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: of $ 4. 63 in Monroe County in the Keys to $ 4. 04
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: in Franklin County up in the Panhandle. Meanwhile, diesel prices
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: are moving lower. The statewide average now $ 6. 20 a gallon,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: down 15 cents in the past week. Victory! You lucky guys.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: All right, an Oviedo 11-year-old has some grown-up legal problems.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: He has to go to court next week after police
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: issued him a ticket. For his electric dirt bike.
• 21:24
  Speaker 12: Really?
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: The boy's father, Chris Kirshner, tells Fox 35 that officers
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: treated his son like an adult driver.
• 21:31
  Speaker 14: Asked him for his license, registration, proof of insurance, which
• 21:36
  Speaker 14: obviously he doesn't have that.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: He's a child. The bike's power is more than 4,000 watts.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: So Oviedo's mayor... I don't know. Megan Sladek says that
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: makes it a motorcycle under state law. Right, yeah. So
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: police say they could have given the boy citations on
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: several counts, but chose only one. Oviedo is considering its
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: own ordinance on e-bikes October 5th.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 22:02
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: We have some other information about Winter Park, too, that's
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: going to be coming up for Colbert Court a little
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: bit later.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Dealing with e-bikes? Yep, sure enough. Winter Park just made
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: a decision. Yeah, but I'm with Jack. I mean, 4,000
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: watts sounds like that's pretty big. I don't know what
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: the average wattage is for an e-bike.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: It's out there in Oviedo, though. I mean, I think
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: it's a relatively rural area.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: And he was riding on it. Was it a dirt
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: road or a road road? I think it was a
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: road road.
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: Oh, was it?
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: It's an e-bike. It's got to be a road road.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Dirt bikes, dirt road.
• 22:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: There you go. Not about an e-dirt bike. The National
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Hurricane Center is monitoring two areas in the Atlantic. Believe
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: it or not, Tropical Storm Faye has strengthened once again.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Over the open Atlantic with winds near 50 mph, but
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: it is forecast to weaken over the weekend. A separate
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: disturbance near the Cabo Verde Islands has a 70% chance
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: of becoming a tropical depression or tropical storm, but forecasters
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: say increasing wind shear should limit its development. Neither system
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: poses a threat to Florida at this time, which unfortunately
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Hawaii cannot say, with I believe it is Hurricane Polo
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: that is bearing down on Hawaii, while Hurricane Nolo is
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: bearing down on Baja, California.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of wild there. How much rain do
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: you think they expect to hit Hawaii after this thing passes?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: 15 inches.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: 22. 36 inches of rain.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Damn. Yeah, and that's on top of everything they've already gotten.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: But how fun is it to have, not fun, that's
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: wrong to say, but Hurricanes Nolo and Polo.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Their names, they do seem kind of cute.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Don't they seem kind of cute?
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: I mean. So many Marco and Ralph jokes.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I know. All right, Pasco County officials have declared a
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: state of emergency because of a dengue fever outbreak that
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: centered in another county. Most of the state's locally transmitted
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: dengue cases are in Hillsboro, but Adrian Rogers with Pasco
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: County Mosquito Control says, well, that's just a little too
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: close for comfort. People move throughout the Tampa Bay region
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: every single day.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: They live in one county, work in another, go to
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: school in yet another.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Visit family, shop, seek medical care. County commissioners say the
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: state of emergency will help them get more resources to
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: attack the mosquitoes that spread dengue. They're encouraging nearby counties,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: including Hillsborough, to do the same. Florida has recorded more
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: than 300 dengue cases, about half of which were locally transmitted.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: The state says an 80-year-old Tampa woman died from a
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: dengue infection. Orange County remains, I believe, at three or
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: four cases. Something like that, yeah. All right, a man
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: is facing charges after a domestic violence incident caused a
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: lockdown in Orange County. Kenneth Jerome Logan Jr. was arrested
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: yesterday outside the county courthouse in downtown Orlando. The sheriff's
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: office says he hid in his wife's car in the
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: parking garage, shot at her as she ran away, caught
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: up to her, and then hit her with his gun.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: The courthouse was locked down for several hours while deputies
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: searched for Logan, and that meant anyone that was there
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: for a court hearing or a court date or whatever
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: could not get their vehicle, had to basically find something
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: to do downtown. Hotel guests were told, go back into
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: your rooms, lock the doors. He's facing charges that include
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: attempted first-degree murder.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Stalking, kidnapping. I know what a man, what a real man.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: They're shooting at him. Then pistol whipping a woman, a
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: total man, dude.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, this next story is going to make you happy. This,
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: this really, I, this between dumping garbage in the Ocala
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: national forest. This right here is just as egregious to
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: me in some cases, even more so. Someone is responsible
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: for leaving a whole lot of their trash at a
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: cemetery in Lake County. I saw this. Over two dozen
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: bags of trash were found recently at Evergreen Cemetery in
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Leesburg on Bay Street. Yeah, come on, man. That's terrible.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: The county maintains the part of the cemetery where the
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: trash was found. They maintained that part. All 25 bags
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: were removed Tuesday. There's no word on who dumped the trash,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: but a county spokesperson tells News 6. The county takes
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: its responsibility to maintain county-owned property very seriously.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: God, of all places. Don't be a D-bag.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Let's just put it here.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Right, exactly.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. All right. Speaking of garbage, former Tampa Bay
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Buccaneer Warren Sapp.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, shots fired.
• 26:13
  Speaker 17: All right.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Not a good dude. has filed a federal lawsuit against
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: the city of Tampa Bay over his removal from City
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Hall during a city council meeting. Remember we talked about this?
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Sapp claims city officials violated his First Amendment rights when
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: police were called and he was ordered to leave the
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: building on September 17th. The Hall of Fame defensive lineman
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: says he was at City Hall to obtain paperwork and
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: was trespassed for the day but never arrested. Tampa officials
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: haven't commented on the allegations, citing pending charges.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, we're going to stay over on the Gulf Coast
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: because we've got a woman described as an 11-time convicted felon.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I love these already. Facing more than a dozen new
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: charges after deputies say she fled a traffic stop and
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: crashed into a school bus carrying 41 Hillsborough County middle
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: school students. Oh, but that's not all. Almost got lucky.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Investigators say Tanetta Evans drove off with a deputy partially
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: inside her vehicle. before striking the bus. No students were hurt,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: and deputies later arrested Evans near I-275. Authorities say, no
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: big deal. They just found a pipe bomb, drugs, counterfeit cash,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: and stolen identification cards in the vehicle which had been
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: reported stolen from Kentucky.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Sweet.
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: I want to know how the deputy was partially in
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: the car. He probably reached in to kind of turn
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: her car off or something like that.
• 27:40
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: And then she just takes off. She just took off
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: and he grabbed something to hold on because. And then
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: so they hit the bus.
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: He could have been steering, but they're going to blame her.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Well, the police officer didn't know that he was pulling
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: over a crackhead Bond villain.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: No, that's way too GTA, which brings me to my
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: next story, where Miami commissioners have passed an ordinance that
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: would allow temporary banner rules to be bent to promote
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Grand Theft Auto 6 in the downtown area. It came
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: by a unanimous vote with no discussion. The signs would
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: be allowed between October 15th and December 31st, of course,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: tied to the video game's release. A welcome to Vice
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: City sign is already on the roof of the Kaseya
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Center where the Miami Heat play. Wow. You ready for
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: a little more South Florida craziness?
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 28:29
  Speaker 15: All right.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Closing arguments are expected today in the Broward murder trial
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: of a self-proclaimed witch. 44-year-old Shannon Ryan took the stand
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: in his defense.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Claiming he's not guilty of killing 21-year-old Layla Cabot in
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: July of 2020 and says, actually, He was a good
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: friend to Layla when she was in need. When she
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: first showed up on my doorstep, she said she was
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: having issues with her family and she had nowhere to stay.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: He also denies child neglect and tampering with evidence charges.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: This guy's a real.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, if you're going to deny
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: the other, you have to deny those.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Cabot's body has never been found, but investigators say surveillance
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: video reportedly shows Ryan dragging a large object wrapped in
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: black garbage bags from his truck to a dumpster in Hollywood.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Probably a Christmas tree. I say throw his ass in
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: prison for no more than the last line of this story.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Her two-year-old son was found wandering alone in Miramar two
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: days later. Wow, man. Throw his ass in prison. Wow, unreal.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: All right, finally, Ross, you will not remember this story. Okay.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: But you may have heard about it while you were
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: growing up, and you certainly understand. it when you open
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: up a bottle of any kind of over-the-counter medicine and
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: you see that resistant tear.
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: So a forensic psychiatrist who helped investigate the infamous Tylenol
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: murders in Chicago in 1982 says there is now a
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: possible suspect. Dr. Park Dietz. spoke at a press conference
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Wednesday in Boise, Idaho, where a man was found dead
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: from suicide beneath a church pew in December 1982. Ada
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: County authorities used DNA to finally identify the man as
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Matthew Betkowski, a chemist who suffered from mental illness. Police
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: aren't naming him as a suspect in the killings, which
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: saw seven deaths as a result of Tylenol laced with cyanide.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: For those who don't remember the story, it is the
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: reason that pill bottles now have tamper-resistant packaging.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, so hold on for a second. I totally remember this.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Were there two of these cases then?
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I believe there was. There was a woman who had
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: done one.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a woman wanted to kill somebody to throw off
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: the scent of it being in it. She killed a
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: bunch of random people so that they couldn't isolate it
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: to the one person she wanted to kill, which I
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: think was her husband.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Or somebody like that.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: And that's frustrating logic.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: But that's exactly what she did. She poisoned her husband
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: with Tylenol and then poisoned other people in the area
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: that way that they thought it was a Tylenol issue
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: and it turned out being her.
• 31:05
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, and you remember, I mean, that's really like
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: the first case when we were kids. where you saw
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: a product. Oh, pulled off the shelves. Pulled off the shelf,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: and it affected its bottom line, and people for a
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: while wondering if they could safely take it.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: They did okay. Yeah, they did okay. They came out
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: of it all right.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: They bounced back. The police say they don't have direct evidence. Dietz, however, says, well,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: police won't name him as a suspect. He's bound by
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: no such restrictions and says, Info has been passed on
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: to Chicago authorities. This was a Chicago story. Betkowski lived
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: in five states, though, in the late 1970s and early 1980s,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: and investigators are now looking into any cold cases involving
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: cyanide or suspicious pills in California, Texas, New Mexico, Ohio,
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: and Florida. La Florida. La Florida. Florida as well. So
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: that concludes your JCS News. D-L-E-V-E!
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: I had a headache.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Here's a 10-1-0.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Hey, I like that little quick one. All right, 407-916-1041.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Text us, 77031.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: It's time for the football forecast. We'll do that next.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: It is time for the football forecast here on the
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Jim Colbert Show. We will choose and pick a couple
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: of these games. Starting tonight, of course, there's a Thursday
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: night game going into the weekend. We will follow up
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: on Tuesday to figure out who had the best weekend,
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: and then we will reward a listener for choosing that member.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: How much are we doing there? What are we doing
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: there for that? The prize? Yeah.
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: It's usually what we have available that week. It changes
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: from week to week.
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: Oh, good, good.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Okay, very good.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Let's see, Deborah won last week. Not only did she
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: win on our show, she was in second place overall,
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: taking down an alleged $ 50.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Allegedly. I have to say allegedly. That was sent allegedly. Allegedly, right, right, right, right.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I have peanut butter and jelly.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Ross, you did not have a great week last week? Dude,
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: I keep losing. So far, the season is not with me.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: You won the first week. Yeah, but over... Yeah. Between
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: you guys.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 33:10
  Speaker 19: Oh.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: That felt like a slam. That was a shot, dude. Well,
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: guess what?
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: He came in last place.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: To us guys.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: He can shot all he wants.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: Ugh.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's start out with tonight's game. Tonight's game is
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: your Packers versus the Falcons.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: In Green Bay.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I know the Packers are suffering. I know the Ravens
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: are the. Falcons have something to make up for, but
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: I'm still going to my Packers.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: I'm going to the Packers, too.
• 33:35
  Speaker 9: I'm going to throw this out here. The Packers are
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: heavy favorites. There's no need for that tone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: He's right.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: The Packers are not the victims.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, good.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Show us where the Packers touch.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: The Falcons will not win tonight.
• 33:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: I don't think they have any chance. Yeah, I got
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Packers as well.
• 33:54
  Speaker 14: Aw.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: We're all good there. Packers there.
• 33:57
  Speaker 19: That.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: That right there. She takes it personally.
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: Whether we bet on Packers or not, she takes it personally.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Who also was very happy that I had chosen your
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Raiders last week.
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: Listen, I'm happy because they won and then you won.
• 34:12
  Speaker 8: I don't ever want you to pick the Raiders because
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: you think it's going to make me happy. Do it
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: because you think it's going to make you a winner.
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: It's like when my mom voted for Ross Perot because
• 34:21
  Speaker 9: my name is Ross.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Don't tell me that's true. It's not too far off.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Don't tell me that's true. Do not tell me that
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: is true.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Patriots at our Jacksonville Jaguars. It's a Jaguar.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: I'm feeling Patriots.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: It's in Jacksonville, which is culturally bad, but.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: It is a home game. I'm going Jags.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: I got Jags on that one.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm taking Jags as well. I got burned by
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: the Patriots last week. Stupid Steelers.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Patriots still a good football team, but I'm going to
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: take the Jags.
• 34:58
  Speaker 9: Quick note about the Patriots, and boy, is this criticism
• 35:01
  Speaker 9: from last season coming true. If you're a Patriots fan,
• 35:04
  Speaker 9: you probably know what I'm talking about, but if you're
• 35:06
  Speaker 9: an NFL fan, listen up. All last year when Drake
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: May was having that MVP caliber season, look at those opponents.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Historically speaking, it was one of.
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: The easiest schedules a team could get.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Now this year it's averaged out and now Drake May.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Looks like Drake May. Looks like a second year quarterback
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: in the NFL. Doesn't look like an MVP anymore. I'm
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: taking the Jags there for sure. I don't know what
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: the spread is. It can't be a whole lot, but
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: maybe three and a half, something like that. Let's move
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: on to the Dolphins. They are at home against the Chiefs.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Do we need to do anything there?
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is a... I don't think it needs to
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: be voiced. That's a Chiefs lock there for sure. Let's
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: see where we're at.
• 35:49
  Speaker 9: Chiefs money line, minus 667.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: That's wild. Vikings at Tampa Bay. This is actually a
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: pretty good game. Tampa Bay 0-2, Vikings 2-0. This is
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: a tough one. Kyler Murray is back for the Vikings.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know how much that really matters because I
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: don't think Kyler Murray is that good of a quarterback.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: And it looks like, I mean, at home, the Bucs
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: got to win. I'm taking the Bucs just on chance, man, because,
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think they're relatively even for a team.
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: I'm taking the Vikings because the Bucs burned me the
• 36:22
  Speaker 8: first two weeks when I trusted them.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, that sounds like emotion you're using.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, 100% emotion. Jack's Raiders playing the surprisingly good New Orleans. Oh, what?
• 36:35
  Speaker 10: Okay, I'm sorry.
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: Go ahead.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I went Vikings. Okay, that's fine. You know what I mean.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Me and Deb together.
• 36:41
  Speaker 9: We're going to leave it that way, Jack, because I'm
• 36:45
  Speaker 9: going with the Bucs.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Attaboy. I like that. I like that a lot.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: All right, let's move on to Jax Raiders play the
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Saints in New Orleans. Raiders are 2-0, and of course
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: we know that's fake. First of all, it's not fake.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: The Saints are great. Clint Kubiak, new coach. There's so
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: many new players on the team. Why are you even
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: S-ing on them like that? I mean, what's fake is
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: this pretense that New Orleans is now a good team.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: New Orleans is a good team. Yeah, okay.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm taking New Orleans. I'm taking New Orleans against
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: the Raiders for sure.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: I got the Raiders. Let's bet.
• 37:19
  Speaker 9: What's fake is that eye patch. I think that Raider
• 37:21
  Speaker 9: can actually see. Let's go Saints.
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. Saints.
• 37:25
  Speaker 17: Saints.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Very good, Jack. You're on the Raider Island.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Guess what?
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: I had the Raiders last week, too, but you guys
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: had the Chargers.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Had that workout for you. Jack's on Raider Island.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Raiders were getting six and a half, and I had
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: them winning outright.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Best game of the week, Rams.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I had it. Rams at the Broncos in Denver.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: That's a tough one.
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: Rams.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: Rams.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Because I'm feeling Denver.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Both these teams are 1-1. The Rams look pretty shaky
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: first game. But boy, last week they looked pretty darn good.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you give. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: You give that team time. But playing in Denver is
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: always a challenge for teams, just because of the height,
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: the physical aspects of that field. Who do you think
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: is Vegas' favorites to win that game? It's got to
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: be the Rams, maybe 2.5. It is right on the nuts, 2.5.
• 38:15
  Speaker 9: However, 2.5, that's still very close to money line coin flip,
• 38:20
  Speaker 9: which is why.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be taking the Broncos.
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Because so many people have taken the Rams.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:26
  Speaker 9: And that doesn't match up with the odds that Vegas
• 38:28
  Speaker 9: has given me. That's why I'm picking the Broncos.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Wow, really? Yeah.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm taking the Rams for sure there. And we'll
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: do one game.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Let's do the... God, that's so terrible, though. Which one?
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Bills-Chargers. Chargers are so bad, the Bills should
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: just blow them out by like 10. Are the Chargers bad,
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: or do they just get beat by a better team?
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: The Raiders.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: What about the Panthers and the Browns?
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I guess we can do the Panthers and
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: the Browns. That sounds good. I'm telling you, the team
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: to beat right now is Cincinnati, dude. The Bengals are
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: playing great football right now.
• 39:01
  Speaker 8: My theory is Deb always throws up the game that
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: she has no idea.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: About and is looking for help.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: I've already picked.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: All right, then who do you— oh, you made your picks
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: for tonight?
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: I'm feeling the Browns. I just— I don't know. Are they
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: on one?
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I do have Panthers in that one.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Do you really?
• 39:17
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Wow, okay. Ross?
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: I think I got the Browns. I took the Browns.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I think I have the Panthers.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Do you?
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I took the Panthers, yeah.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Finally, a big cat. You can't say weird.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I'll take the Panthers. All right, there you go.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: There's the football forecast. Of course, Tuesday we will come
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: back and find out who won and who had the
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: most picks that were correct. We'll do that for the
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: football follow-up next Tuesday. All right, 407-916-1041. Text us 77031.
• 39:52
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• 40:09
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• 40:23
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• 40:34
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• 40:49
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• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Come on, honey bun.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we had two yesterday, I believe, two others
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: who were like, well, I don't cook, but here's what
• 41:01
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• 41:02
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• 41:03
  Speaker 2: By the way, this is a fun-ass event.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: You get into the event for free. You're kind of showcased.
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• 41:12
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• 41:14
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• 41:17
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• 41:35
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• 41:39
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: So I saw a story on channel on Fox 35
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: this morning. And for a service I'd never heard of. Now,
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: I heard of the ability to do this, and we've
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: actually talked about this website before, but these people have
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: kind of packed it into an entire process, like a thing.
• 41:58
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• 42:01
  Speaker 3: It says Fun Delivered, right?
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: And do you know what it is?
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: No.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: They've been doing this since 2021. Do you know what
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Fun Delivered is? Like for me, I would think it's
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: like a party rental store. Like what Russia used to do. Hey,
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: there you go. They bring it over like jumpity jumps
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: and tables and games for kids and stuff, but that's
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: not it. What a logical wrong answer.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:22
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Fun Delivered. Is it a group of people who will
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: come to your party so that it's not a bust?
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, that's so great. We should hire ourselves
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: out for that.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Shouldn't we? Yeah, we should. That'd be a great service.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, they rent people. They'd be family in Japan.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Would we be the people, though?
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Well, we'd have to, the fun part, we'd have to
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: kind of figure out who's going to provide that. Ross,
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: fun delivered. What do you think it does? They've been
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: doing this since 2021. We got a noise complaint. It's
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: not loud enough.
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's like the strippers that show up dressed like cops?
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, we got a trespassing warrant here. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: not enough people are. I'm sorry, did I say I
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: meant chest passing?
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Tears their shirt open, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Is it one of those? It's not. Like a gigolo thing?
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Here's what it does.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: And they say that this is a really good first
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: date or like a hangout in the nighttime with friends, right?
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, great date night or hangout with friends.
• 43:20
  Speaker 11: Right, yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Murder mystery.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, an escape room they build in your yard.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: These guys buy lost packages from airports and shipping companies,
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: and then you go online to funddelivered.com. and get a
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: mystery box. Ooh, I like it. A mystery box. They
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: start at like $ 89, right? And you can choose what
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: size mystery box you want. And what these guys do is,
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: is they send you a giant box. And inside that
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: box is other stuff that they've just bought. And they
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: randomly put in this box to send to you. So
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: you buy a mystery box. You have no.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Idea what's in there. Like, no clue.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Could be a vacuum cleaner and T-shirts. Could be all
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: kinds of stuff.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: Great.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: More junk that you have to find a place to put.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: It could be junk. But if you're like, if you
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: have that personality trait that I have, you're like, could
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: be something cool in there, too. It says, yeah, unbox
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: the unknown with their mail mystery boxes. Dive into the
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: unexpected with mail mix mystery boxes. This is a fun
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: mystery box experience. Each box full of surprises, sure to
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: bring excitement and laughter to your next doorstep. I think
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: this is kind of a cool idea. It says they
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: choose from undeliverable packages, unclaimed packages, overstocked products, customer returns,
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: canceled orders, rewrapped rescue packages. Each box is carefully curated
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: on available inventory, and then they pack it up and
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: send it out. A tiny box is a mix of
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: 16 items. Standard box is a mix of 7 to
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: 10 standard size items. A plus box is 7 to
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: 10 mini to plus size items, and it goes.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: On and on. Well, I'm curious.
• 45:05
  Speaker 9: Sure, if I was at a house party and somebody
• 45:07
  Speaker 9: busted this thing out, I'd be like, all right, this
• 45:09
  Speaker 9: is fun, but I don't know if I would sign
• 45:13
  Speaker 9: up for the subscription.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's a subscription. I think you
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: just buy it one time. We could order it right
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: now and just do one for the show. Yeah, but
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: are we going to do that?
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying. You know, like, are we going
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: to buy it? You are having a ford.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: No, but that's a question. Are we going to do that?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Are we going to throw down 20 each?
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: You said 80 bucks?
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: I'll buy it. I'll just buy and have it sent here,
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: but you don't get anything out of it. You can
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: buy it from me. I hope.
• 45:41
  Speaker 10: Oh, God.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Please, baby God.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: If I order one of these things, I want it
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: to be full of stuff that Ross wants so I
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: can mark it up and sell it to him.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: I hope you get just what we're seeing in those photos,
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: the inflatable cow, the inflatable pig.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Let me know that was the hardest you've ever dadded me.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: You can't have any of it.
• 45:57
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Not with that attitude.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Right. Not you. That's exactly what I'm going to do.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: I hope this box comes, and I hope it's full
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: of the coolest stuff that you love, and you have
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: to look at me knowing I don't care.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I hope it's full of video game stuff for you
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: and Jack.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: But it's returned items, right?
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Some of it is, yes.
• 46:14
  Speaker 8: So they don't know what's in these packages, because I'm
• 46:17
  Speaker 8: looking at it. It's a bunch of packages with just
• 46:19
  Speaker 8: the labels crossed out.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: They have no idea.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: You don't know what size it is. Sometimes you don't
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: know if it's men's or women's. That's his excitement, Jack.
• 46:26
  Speaker 9: Excitement is a great, fun way of putting it. There's
• 46:30
  Speaker 9: also a lot of other ways of putting it.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: How would you put it then?
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Not for me. Like, there is part of me that
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: agrees with Deb.
• 46:39
  Speaker 8: There's also part of me that agrees with you of like, yes,
• 46:42
  Speaker 8: this could probably end up being junk that I have
• 46:45
  Speaker 8: to find a place for and or throw away.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: What is half the stuff that people buy from Teemu
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: and TikTok? Stuff that they want.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's junk.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: It's still the junk they want.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Junk that you want.
• 46:56
  Speaker 8: So it's supposed to be, you put them all in
• 46:57
  Speaker 8: the center. There's rules for this, right?
• 46:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:00
  Speaker 8: So you put all the packages in the center, then
• 47:01
  Speaker 8: you go in turns taking an item that's still wrapped
• 47:04
  Speaker 8: that you don't know.
• 47:05
  Speaker 10: Right, yeah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: They even make a little die for you, like a
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: 12-sided die or whatever, where you roll it and you
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: can label it whatever letter or whatever. And if you
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: roll that die, you get it. I think this actually
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: would be kind of cool for Christmas. Like for a
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: fun Christmas thing, like if we didn't know what we
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: wanted to get, then we order a mystery box and
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: we just kind of label each one and just take
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: what it is. I think that'd be kind of fun.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying it wouldn't be fun. It would be fun.
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: I'm saying I'm not doing this and like, oh, I'm
• 47:30
  Speaker 9: banking on something good. No, here's the thing, dude. This
• 47:34
  Speaker 9: is a little bit like you're gambling. Matter of fact,
• 47:36
  Speaker 9: this is a lot like your gambling. My gambling specifically? Well,
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: just gambling in general, right? Korean baseball?
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: You're taking a chance every time you put money down
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: on something that you don't know the outcome of. I mean,
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: it's a gamble, right? I mean, you think you may
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: know how it's going to go, but a lot of
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: times it doesn't go that way. I mean, this is
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: the same thing, dude. You're buying something, and you could
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: find something tangibly cool, but really, it also could be
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: just kind of fun.
• 47:59
  Speaker 9: There's no way, though, that anything of real value or
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: worth is going to be in one of these boxes.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: You don't know that because, dude, the packages are sealed.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: You could get a Gucci purse in there. You don't know.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: They're sealed up. Or a bottle of lube. So you're saying,
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: so these packages... We know what he hopes is in
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: his mystery box. Why is this one wet? Somebody texted it.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: And moving.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Somebody texted and said if they drink too much, I
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: can get a mystery box far cheaper. Oh, stop. That's
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: a text.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: We couldn't read. It's going to take a lot of
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: espresso martinis. I think it's like a 12-sided die. You
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: roll it. It says swap.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Open it up.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: I like this.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: We should get it. This sounds like a blast.
• 48:47
  Speaker 10: Yes, I agree.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: That sounds like a husband who's just given up.
• 48:52
  Speaker 9: I just have a hard time thinking that there isn't
• 48:57
  Speaker 9: a third party that overlooks the items. I just don't
• 49:02
  Speaker 9: see a company being like, we might have given away
• 49:04
  Speaker 9: $ 5, 000 on accident.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Dude, two of these things are out of stock. They're
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: so popular. Like the two sizes, the two middle sizes
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: are completely out of stock.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Jack.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm on Fund Delivered.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly it. FundDelivered.com.
• 49:20
  Speaker 8: Okay, so I see they have the Party Box, which
• 49:23
  Speaker 8: is out of stock, and then the Fund Swap.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: That's the biggest one. The Fund Swap box has the
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: most stuff in it. That's why it's $ 240.
• 49:29
  Speaker 14: At $ 240.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: But the top one, though, is just like standard packages,
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: and it's only $ 89.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: 99 or four interest-free payments of $ 22.
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: 50.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Let's get the Party Box. Yeah, well, Jimmy's buying it. Well,
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to get the party box and buy it. Oh,
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: look at that.
• 49:47
  Speaker 15: For $ 239.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: 99?
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: The party box is out of stock anyway. Not the
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: fun swap party box. Yeah, the fun swap party box
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: is like a billion dollars, Jack. This is just going
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: to be a bunch of dead people orders, right? It's
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: not dead people orders. Do you not listen to me?
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: I said it's.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Under deliverable packages, unclaimed packages, overstock products. And why are
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: they unclaimed? Because they die. Customer returns.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: He's making a point.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: I think we're going to get a lot of Ethel stuff.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: We're going to get a lot of blender koozies, canceled orders,
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: or rewrap rescue packages. I hope it's compression socks. What
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: do you think it mostly is, though? What do you
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: think it mostly is?
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Probably T-shirts. Yeah?
• 50:34
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, look at the inflatable cow and pig. That's
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: made it in way too many photographs for them to
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: be bragging about what you can get.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Jack, if you go to that top photograph, there's a
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: package wrapped up, and it looks like Vans, tennis shoes, checkers,
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: and it has smiley faces with lightning bolt eyes. What
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: the hell's in that? Yeah, probably Vans.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 50:54
  Speaker 9: And if that's the case, then... So that's wild. I
• 50:57
  Speaker 9: think it's really important for everyone to really understand. It
• 50:59
  Speaker 9: is a box filled with boxes.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: A package within packages.
• 51:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: An inception of UPS, if you will. It also has
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: the soft pack bags, which, you know, when they pack, like,
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: shoes or anything soft like that, it doesn't require it
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: to be, you know, rigid for safety or for maintaining
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: the integrity of the product.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: So you see the one right there, Jack?
• 51:20
  Speaker 16: Yep.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Let's go. I'm about this life.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: I love this.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: I think I'm going to order one of the small
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: ones just to see what's up. Well, I mean, it
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: definitely would be cool to have a, you know, a
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: chapter two of this segment and pay it off. I'm down.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: I'll flip somebody 20 bucks. I'm going to order it,
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: I think, during this next break. I'm going to get
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: the standard package box, and I'm going to see what
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: the hell is up. Do you order stuff online? I
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: do order stuff online.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do it through Hulu, dude.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: It's the easiest way, man.
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: I think he was asking if you know how to
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: do this. I think he was really questioning it.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Does it say pre-order?
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: You have to pre-order this thing? Yeah, it says pre-order.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Pre-orders will start shipping on October 5th. That's just next week, dude.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: I'm curious.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: I'll throw down $ 20.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right. Debt. I'll pick up your 20. It's fine.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, there you go.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: All right, he's picking up our 20s. You know what, Ross?
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Why did I go first? We don't know.
• 52:18
  Speaker 8: After he already said, I would do this.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Somebody said, it's so funny, I never look at the
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: texting service while we're doing this show unless we're asking
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: you to. I look over and this guy goes, hey, man,
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: there's nothing wrong with compression socks.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: All right, 407-916-1041. Text us, 77031. If you want to
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: know the website, it's called fundelivered.com. Featured on Fox 35
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: this morning. And it looks kind of cool. We'll do something.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: We'll talk to Glenn Clausman next for Colbert Court.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: We ordered the $ 90 box, and we had so much
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: fun opening it. We got a bracelet out of it
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: that was worth twice as much as the box.
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: And everything else had.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Value to it, too.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: We ended up either keeping or giving away as gifts.
• 52:59
  Speaker 17: Gifts.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: We only really had two duds in it, and it
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: was so much fun. It's well worth it. It's a
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: cool thing.
• 53:05
  Speaker 7: Do it.
• 53:05
  Speaker 14: Bye.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: I think it's done.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: It's done.
• 53:09
  Speaker 8: We're doing it on the Jim Calvert Show.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Fundelivered.com.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Somebody on the texting service asked for the website again, funddelivered.com. Now, look,
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: a lot of people bringing up the fact that people
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: have been doing this for a while. You can do
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: it with airlines. There's a place you can do it
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: and buy luggage if you want. We understand that. Amazon
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: does it. We get that. I've never heard it packaged
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: up like this where it's kind of put together as
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: like a mystery box kind of fun thing where you
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: go through.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: It and have a good time doing it.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: I don't have to go to a warehouse.
• 53:37
  Speaker 8: I don't have to stand in line with a bunch
• 53:39
  Speaker 8: of people because everything came out on Friday and the
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: line is– Yeah, yeah, yeah. Out to the McDonald's at
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: Price Mark.
• 53:47
  Speaker 11: Aye, aye, aye.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Guy says, here, my buddy bought 15 pallets at $ 50
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: a piece of military surplus stuff, and he made so
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: much money just reselling it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Jim Corbett Show. We're already at 104.1.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello. And you, Sauce.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: How much money was the package? Which edition trim did
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: we get?
• 54:06
  Speaker 8: We got the $ 90 package. Oh, the $ 90 package. That's
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: what's up. We got $ 90 worth of dead guy stuff.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know if each package comes with that 12-point die.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Is that part of the thing where you roll the dice?
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: That's the party pack. You have to bar that separately.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: That's the party pack.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Got it. That's the one that's sold out.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: But we could do our own thing, right? Just like
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: draw it out or whatever?
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: That way we can go, each can take a turn
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: picking out which is which. And then we can do
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: a swap thing, guys.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: Like I can trade something. Like if Jack really wants
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: some compression socks, then I get those. We combine it
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: with a set of Uno, right? And so you draw four. Oh,
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: I get four. No, you don't get four.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Swap.
• 54:44
  Speaker 19: Reverse.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: 77031.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: That's how you text us. Colbert Court coming up in
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: just a few minutes. Glenn actually sent me a case
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: and said that Winter Park is– instituting some new laws
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: on e-scooters and e-bikes and stuff like that. So we're
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: going to find out what they're going to do here
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: in just a few minutes. All right, 407-916-1041. Text us
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: at 77031. We'll get to this real quick while we
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: wait on Glenn. Disney is raising the prices.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Do you have Hulu? I do not. Do you have Hulu?
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: No.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Hulu? Yes. I as well have Hulu. I also have
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: a Disney Plus subscription. Yeah, they're raising their prices. Did
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: you see that?
• 55:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: I got Disney Plus. It's not terrible, though. If you
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: have Disney Plus, you have Hulu. No, I don't think
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: that's how that works. Well, I mean, they own each other,
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: and I believe that when you look at the packages here,
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: if you buy one, you get the other. I don't
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: think there's a package where you can buy one separately.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: You think. That last sentence was correct. It says Disney
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Plus Hulu bundle with ads unchanged at $ 12.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: 99 a month.
• 55:45
  Speaker 8: When did you buy the Disney Plus? I mean, a
• 55:48
  Speaker 8: while ago. I wouldn't think I have Hulu. There's no way.
• 55:52
  Speaker 8: You say that's the Disney Plus Hulu bundle with ads.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: What he's saying is he has it without the bundle.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: Because Disney Plus straight. That's interesting because everything that they
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: show here that's one of their bundles, Hulu is part
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: of every one of them.
• 56:05
  Speaker 9: I've got it off the brick. You got it off
• 56:07
  Speaker 9: the brick. Yeah, just the OG Disney Plus. It's the
• 56:09
  Speaker 9: only way I've enjoyed fatherhood.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Disney.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: So the Disney Plus Hulu bundle with ads is unchanged forever.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: It's $ 12. 99 a month. I still think that's a pretty
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: good deal. Hulu is my TV channel. Is that your go-to? Yeah,
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: that's what I use for television, like for regular channels.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Live TV?
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: I don't use YouTube Live or anything like that or
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: YouTube TV. I'm going to be pissed if Disney Plus
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: and Hulu is merged and all I've been doing is
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: watching Pixar. You may or may not, but they do
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: have Disney Plus as standalone as well. You can do
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: the Hulu and ESPN bundle, Hulu HBO bundle plans as well,
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: but you also have standalone, which might be what you have.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: You might have Hulu, you just don't know until you
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: log in. But the thing is, the standalones are just
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: as much as the bundle. Matter of fact, I think
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: the bundle is 50 cents more or something like that.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: At that point.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Hulu's a good-ass channel, man. Now, the thing is, that's
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: not Hulu Live. You have to pay extra money for
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Hulu Live, which I think is their Hulu.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Premium is what they call it now or whatever.
• 57:13
  Speaker 8: That's live television as opposed to just, you know, selecting
• 57:17
  Speaker 8: watching on demand.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because when you go to Hulu, you can go
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: to Hulu without getting the live version of it and
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: still get shows and movies and stuff like that. But
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: once you buy the premium version, that also allows you
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: their bevy of live channels, which is a lot.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: It's everything I need. It's ESPN.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: It's... Any live streaming is like having cable. Yeah, it's
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: exactly like having cable. It has all the channels I
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: need much more. It actually even has music channels.
• 57:41
  Speaker 9: I have all the streaming that I think that I
• 57:43
  Speaker 9: want and also that I want to afford. This year
• 57:47
  Speaker 9: is the most I have had to leave my house
• 57:50
  Speaker 9: to watch something.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: Like for soccer and stuff? Always soccer.
• 57:55
  Speaker 9: Always the Premier League. And it's always Liverpool, my favorite team.
• 57:58
  Speaker 9: And they're only being really played on USA so far
• 58:01
  Speaker 9: this season.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you would get that with Hulu. USA is part
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: of Hulu's package. Also ESPN. Yeah, but it's also YouTube TV.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Any live streaming... It's basically all the cable channels we
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: used to get with cable, including USA. Is that 100%
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: the truth, Jack? Like, if I were to get YouTube
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: TV and Hulu TV, the channel package is exactly the same?
• 58:23
  Speaker 8: Not exactly the same. They have different tiers. But they're
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: serving the same audience. Like Sling TV, they have blue
• 58:31
  Speaker 8: package and orange package. And they do different channel combos.
• 58:37
  Speaker 8: So you have to find that. the channels you're most
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: interested in, and that's the plan you go for.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Just like usually every year we wait for, because we're
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: T-Mobile customers, we'd wait for the MLB package.
• 58:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they gave that and MLS used to be included,
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: but now MLS is just baked right into Apple TV Plus.
• 58:57
  Speaker 9: Great time to remind anyone out there that, and I
• 59:00
  Speaker 9: know some of these people, I know one of our
• 59:02
  Speaker 9: listeners does this, seasonal subscriptions oh house of the dragon
• 59:07
  Speaker 9: is back i've got hbo for the next three months.
• 59:10
  Speaker 9: We're only watching HBO. Okay, that show is done. Okay,
• 59:15
  Speaker 9: the next three months. Oh, Ted Lasso is back.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Back to Apple.
• 59:19
  Speaker 9: And then they switch their streaming services throughout the year.
• 59:24
  Speaker 9: Over a lifespan, you could buy a car with that money.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just saying, you're just killing yourself financially.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Somebody just texted in, what phone service do you use?
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: I have T-Mobile.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: You have T-Mobile?
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it says Verizon offers the Disney Plus Hulu ESPN
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: bundle for only $ 10 a month.
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so with T-Mobile, you also get Netflix included.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Damn, really?
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. If you choose that bundle, or is that the
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: basic package? That's part of having T-Mobile.
• 59:49
  Speaker 8: Is it really?
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Did not know that.
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, a lot of the telecoms have different TV deals associated. Apparently,
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: except AT & T now, because that's where I found myself.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I have AT & T, and I get
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: nothing from these sons of bitches. I've been with them
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: for 30 years. I get nothing but scorn from AT & T.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: That's it, dude.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: It's the worst.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: It's like the longer you're with them, the worse they
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: treat you. Yeah, like auto insurance companies. Let me tell you,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: don't try to flex to an AT & T customer
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: service agent that you've been a customer for 20 years.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: They've heard it. They don't care. They do not care.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Your tenure has no value at companies like that. You
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: can't go, well, I've been a customer for all these years.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: You know what they say?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 10: Thanks.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Appreciate it. What can I do for you now, buddy?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 8: Then you have– there's people who say get the IPTV.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 8: Like it's basically internet TV, but first of all, I'm
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 8: not sure if that's legal.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds sketchy.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: You got to pay a company, but they're like, hey,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: we only take Bitcoin.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: It's like, what?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: No, thank you, buddy.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: But you might rather that. They give them your credit
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: card number.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: It does seem sketch.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 8: A lot of people say they use it without a problem.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: Do you guys do ad-free or you always get the ads?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: Always get the ads.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Always get the ads.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Do you get the ads?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get the ads. My wife is an ad-free,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: bougie ad-free person. She wants the ad-free stuff. Wait, time out.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: Then why do you get the ads? You guys aren't
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: on the same, using the same plan?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: I win that argument.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't buy the ads. Mark this down. I'm like,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: I ain't paying to have no ads. You can see
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: the ads. It's fine. She hates watching movies that have
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: those two-minute breaks for ads. It is a little off-putting.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: She hates it.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: I'm like, it's not worth hating. It's like two minutes.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: She goes, it breaks up the continuity of the movie.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like, It doesn't. You know what?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: I look at it as an opportunity to get a
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: drink or go to the bathroom.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: All right. Both parties are right, by the way. Both
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: of those opinions are correct.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you can go either way, right?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 18: Yep.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: 407-916-1041.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: Text us 77031. Our buddy Glenn Klausman up next with
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Cobra Court.
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  Speaker 13: What it do, Cobra Crew? I got to be loud
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 13: because I miss you.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 10: What up?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: It's been so long since I've done that.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 13: Yeah, somebody got to get Ross up out of here.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: Everybody else got the childlike wonder for the mystery box.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Like you said, it's like Christmas.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 13: That's the way I thought about it. And Ross is.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, there's not like a value in there and blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 13: Like, man, you're definitely having a four day. Like, hey, man,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 13: it's a first date idea. That's a super cool date idea. Like,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 13: you get the box, you guys take pictures, and then
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 13: tap time.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 12: You feel me?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 12: Love you guys. Bye.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: Bye.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. Roll
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Radio 104.1. Still looking for our first burger, man. We
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: need some burger.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Chefs up here. What's up? I do have one entry.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Do you want to hear it?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Do you want to wait?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Let's hear it. I want to hear it.
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  Speaker 3: We need to prime this pump a little bit, get
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: some more action going.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, guys, picture this one.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: Get the image. It is a flame-grilled burger topped with
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 7: melted cheese, crispy onions, and a lot of cheese. and
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: a generous drizzle of Ross sauce. Yes, I said Ross sauce.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: And that's on top of a brioche bun with a
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: little hot honey. And we're going to smoke it up
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: a little bit with some smoky paprika.
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  Speaker 18: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Guys, you're going to have to pick this one. This
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 7: is the best tasting burger you're ever going to get.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: All right, buddy. There's an entry right there.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. We need more of those.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Got to get real creative.
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  Speaker 3: Go to realradio.fm slash.
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  Speaker 2: Sunset. Sunset.
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  Speaker 3: That way you can see the ingredients list and all
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: the stuff we're doing there as well.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back. I'm Jim. There's Deb.
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  Speaker 7: Hello. Jack.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: And Ross. It's true.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: Let's do Colbert Court.
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  Speaker 2: What you're listening to is real.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Well, sort of. The participants are not actors. That's a fact.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: This is, however, a real case that will be decided
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: here in our forum, the Colbert Court.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Colbert Court brought to you by our good friend Glenn
• 1:03:46
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• 1:04:08
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• 1:04:10
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• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: You know, dunking, as long as you're enjoying it, and it's.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Great that you're doing it. Yeah, we're making some money.
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• 1:04:19
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• 1:04:20
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• 1:04:21
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• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: as much. Yeah, thank you, Glenn.
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  Speaker 2: Every year.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I know that it's funny because,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: you know, lawyers, are lawyers kind of known as animal lovers?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Is that a weird kind of thing for an attorney
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: to have that kind of moniker?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, I think you are, though. Good, good.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I think you are.
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  Speaker 17: Well, especially the type of work we do where we're
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 17: helping other people. We have empathy for other people. Of course,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 17: we have empathy for animals.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: 100%.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: You sent me a case right before because we were
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: going to talk about just some kind of. Like a
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: public service announcement you kind of wanted to talk about.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: But this new case kind of dropped right before we
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: came in here. And these are the new Winter Park
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: rules going to effect for e-bikes, e-scooters, and micro-mobility devices.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: So what exactly does that mean?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 17: Well, it means it was put out in the Orlando Sentinel.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 17: I sent you an email of the case we were
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 17: going to talk about. And one minute later, I get
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 17: this thing from the Orlando Sentinel emailed.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: And the case was the follow-up of the young lady
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: that got her foot caught in the e-bike.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 17: Yeah, we talked about the case that what happened was
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 17: a young lady gets on the back of an e-bike
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 17: with the kid operating it.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 17: And as they're driving along, probably 20 miles an hour,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 17: her foot comes in contact with the chain. And the chain,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 17: going at that speed, starts chewing up her foot. It's
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 17: sliced open the skin. sliced up and chewed up muscle
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 17: and tendons and the nerve in the foot.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: A very, very bad injury.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 17: And what I saw was, as I get medical records,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 17: I see the operative report, and it describes everything that
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 17: the surgeon saw as he's trying to repair it all.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: And it's a bad injury.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 17: And the message is, a public service message, first of all,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 17: you don't get on the back of an e-bike. It's
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 17: supposed to be for one person only. And parents need
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 17: to tell their kids. Or even if it's an adult
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 17: on an e-bike, you don't get on the seat behind there.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: Right, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's not built for that.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: It's for one person.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 10: Right, yeah.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: It's not designed for that. It's for one person. And really,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: really bad things can happen.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: And by the way, it also doesn't– it really kind of–
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: it kills your ability to hold the company itself liable, right?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the company– the e-bike manufacturer is not at fault.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: They're not at fault. It's an e-bike, not a wee bike.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 17: I mean some of them probably– I've seen some that
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 17: have guards over the chain. But this particular bike didn't
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 17: because it chewed up her foot.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 17: And, you know, so I talked to the insurance adjuster involved.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 17: You remember on this case, we talked about it, that
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 17: I contacted the parent of the kid who owned the
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 17: bike because the parent is responsible for the kid's actions.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: Yes, and they were being a bit evasive.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 17: Yeah, he didn't want to give his homeowner's insurance. Finally,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 17: he decided to give his homeowner's insurance or the insurance
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 17: company one of the two. And I have talked to
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 17: the adjuster, and the adjuster tells me that they're getting
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 17: lots of these– Bad injury e-bike claims.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 17: And I've talked to a pediatric orthopedic surgeon who tells
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 17: me that when he gets a call, an emergency call
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 17: on a kid that's been injured, he almost always knows
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 17: it's from an e-bike accident.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 17: It's just what's going on. So parents really need to
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 17: be very careful, need to educate your kids.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: And yet just today we had a story, Glenn, about
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: a father being upset and That police stopped his 11
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: year old who was riding an e-dirt bike and some
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: texters had said apparently the kid was going near 50
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: miles an hour. His bike was so powerful that Oviedo's
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: mayor said technically under the law, that's a motorcycle, not
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: an e-bike. But I brought that story up because instead
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: of the parent going, crap, maybe we gave our kid
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: too much power too soon. Instead, he's upset with the
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: police for ticketing his 11-year-old son.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 17: Here's the deal. I mean, the parents, when a kid
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 17: causes an injury, the parents are at fault. Parents don't
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 17: think about it, but they're at fault. You're going to
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 17: get a call from an attorney and a letter from
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 17: an attorney, and you're going to have to turn it
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 17: over to your homeless insurance.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: And you're liable. You're liable for whatever damage your kid does.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: And one of these reports released this past April was
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: kind of crazy. I don't know if you saw the
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: numbers here. It says, according to Consumer Product Safety Commission,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: it said emergency departments in the U.S. treated and estimated
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: how many people last year for micromobility-related injuries, which would
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: be your e-bikes, e-scooters, things like that. How many people
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: and where was the location again?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: In the U.S.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: Were treated last year for these injuries.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: 2,000.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: No, 35,000. I'm going to go $ 70, 000.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 16: $ 149, 000.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: Nailed it.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah, $ 149, 000.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Going back to 2017, it's $ 700, 000. Yeah, on Mother's Day.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 9: And there's a general sense, too, because anything electric, right?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 9: What's the general judgment with anything electric?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: It's soft. It's not powerful.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: Not dangerous, right?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 9: And yes, that narrative is changing, but still deep. I
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 9: think it's rooted in all of us that something electric
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 9: isn't as powerful.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: As something gas. Yeah, so it's safer. Yeah, and that's
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: just not the case.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: And if, unfortunately, you land and your head hits the asphalt.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Or a curb or whatever the case may be. Because again,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: that 13-year-old boy in Lake Nona, he had no broken bones.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: It was the head injury that he could simply not
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: recover from. And again, another thing parents don't realize, I
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: didn't realize this, I thought a bike helmet would be enough.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: But because they do go so fast, technically they're supposed
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: to have like a, Like a motorcycle-grade helmet? Is there
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: such a thing?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course there is. But, I mean, I've not
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: heard of that one yet. It makes perfect sense, though.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 17: And my understanding is there's no requirement legally to require
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 17: an e-bike rider.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: To have a helmet. No, not at the moment. Which
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: is bananas, right? Just like motorcycles.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 17: Yeah, completely insane. But it's adults. We've got too many
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 17: kids on these e-bikes. I mean, it's unfortunate that we're
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 17: going to see a lot more of these kind of accidents.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 17: Drivers don't see them also. It's not like they have
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 17: a big headlight coming at them. You just don't see them.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: And they're young, and they believe that everybody's supposed to
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: stop for them.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 9: And just to double down and echo this message, you
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 9: don't choose your childhood friends. Some of my childhood friends
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 9: make way more money than me. One's an anesthesiologist. The
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 9: other one's like a first responder. Both of them, the
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 9: last time I hung out with them, they brought up e-bikes,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 9: and they were dobsmacked by just how consistent e-bikes this
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 9: damage is.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: Done wow because they would both see it right first
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: responder and anesthesiologist they're probably dealing with them to the.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: Point where sometimes their paths cross no way yeah yeah
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: that's so uh what did winter park do um.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 17: Winter park restricted where the e-bikes can travel right and
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 17: unfortunately the the law in florida i say unfortunately because
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 17: i think it shouldn't be this way is you cannot
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 17: make a criminal offense for something that happens on an
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 17: e-bike Oh.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: This includes running into somebody and causing some pretty major
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: harm like we heard about that one case, that older man?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 17: Yep, no criminal offense. It's not like reckless driving on
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 17: a car or a motorcycle. There's no criminal offenses for
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 17: operating an e-bike. There are civil infractions where you can
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 17: get a fine, but that's about the extent of it.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: You can get sued, though. Absolutely. You get sued, and
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: that can be very, very expensive for you. I'd rather
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: have the ticket than the lawsuit.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 17: And not only– once you get sued on a case
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 17: where you're at fault or your kid's at fault, every
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 17: year from then on, your homeowner's insurance is going to
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 17: go much higher.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: Is it really?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 17: And my fear is that– At some point, the insurance
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 17: companies are going to start excluding e-bikes from coverage, which
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 17: would mean if somebody gets hurt by an e-bike accident.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 17: That's all coming out of your pocket. Yeah, yeah, if
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 17: that happens. That's another thing. We've talked about this before.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 17: Insurance policies, everybody assumes that the same car insurance or
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 17: homeowner's insurance policy you're buying has the same language, that
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 17: all the insurance companies use the same language. That's not true.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 17: There are different policies for all the different companies. There's
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 17: no state-mandated requirement that this particular language has to all
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 17: be the same. So what can happen is an insurance
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 17: company can decide to exclude certain things. Like on your
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 17: homeowner's insurance policy, some policies exclude trampolines. Some exclude zip lines, pitfalls,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 17: animal excuses.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Diving boards.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 17: Whenever they're going to pay claims, they'd like to exclude,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 17: of course, but they've got to provide some kind of coverage.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 17: But check your insurance policy– Your homeowner's insurance policy, if
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 17: you have animals or one of the things that the
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 17: insurance company may exclude because you may want to shop
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 17: around and find another company that doesn't exclude it. Because
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 17: if it's excluded and somebody gets hurt, you're going to
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 17: get sued personally with no insurance to back you up.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: Jack, let's make the question of the day whether or
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: not there is an electric, mobile, or micro device in
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: your house. In other words, do you own a scooter,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: an e-bike, or something like that in your house? I
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: wonder what percentage of our audience is. actually has these
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: in their homes and what percentage of our audience allows
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: their kids to ride these around in general. And then
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: of course, without helmets or something like that, because one
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: of the other things they say here in this winter
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: park thing is like, they say one of the far
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: reaching rules would be a ban on younger children than 16,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: riding them without first completing a city approved safety course,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: which would be like when you're going to get your motorcycle,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: motorcycle license, you'd have to do a motorcycle safety course
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: or riding course to prove that that you know what
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: you're doing before they let you loose out there.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 20: Right.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: And I mean, it's not a super difficult course and
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: most people who take it have already ridden motorcycles. I'm
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: guessing the same thing would probably apply here, but at
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: least they, they can say that they've gone through the
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: city's plan and at least taken that part of it.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 17: And if you want to get a license to drive
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 17: a car, don't you have to go through like driver's
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 17: ed or whatever it is.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: I went through it a hundred years ago.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, you can get a license by going to
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: driver's ed, but driver's ed would lower your insurance rates. And, uh,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: And make you a more attractive customer.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: To insurance companies as a young person.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 17: Maybe it's something they should have in the schools, some
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 17: kind of course educating them on e-bikes. It wouldn't take
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 17: but a couple hours of the day.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: And we've seen these things. We've seen an iteration of
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: this already come and go because of the danger of it.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: What was that other thing? You had lime scooters. You
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: had the birds.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: No, no, the one that you would just, it was
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: two wheels. That was it.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: And you'd get on it and you'd lean forward. Oh,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: just like the hoverboard. Hoverboards.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: Hoverboards, yeah.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: That was another one. There was, I mean.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 17: And there's that one wheelie thing that I see people
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 17: going 20.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Miles an hour. There's a guy in our neighborhood. One
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: wheels are awesome. But he wears a motorcycle helmet.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: But he's zipping down the sidewalk on that one wheel
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: coming and going every single day.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: The good thing about the one wheel is you could
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: actually get off that thing pretty quick because my buddy
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: Tom Vann had one. I think he actually still has it.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: We were right around his neighborhood. And if you can
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: skateboard or surf, it's pretty easy to do. You could
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: also crack your head, really. You could also come out
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: from under you in a second. So I was just
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: about to say that very thing. You'll faceplant with that thing.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: And as balanced as you think you are. I mean,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: as skilled of a driver or rider as you think
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: you are, you still don't control everybody else on the road.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: And as you're rolling your wheel around the corner, a
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: corner that nobody ever comes around, all it takes is
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: that one person to come around that corner, you know?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: And now you're just a golf ball on a tee.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 17: Or some deformity in the road that you don't see
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 17: until the last second and you can't avoid it.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: And there you go.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Can you even get a hoverboard anymore? I haven't seen
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: one of those online or anybody riding one of those
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: things forever. Did they get sued out of existence? It
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: was the battery issue. If it wasn't killing you riding,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: it would kill you just charging it. Burning your house down.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: That's the thing about trends.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 9: Once they take out Mike Tyson, they don't usually come back.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: I remember somebody tried to use one in the building here.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: Somebody tried to use one to ride around the building.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Who was that? Do you remember who that was?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: I know exactly who that was.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Who was that?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: I remember what happened. Sabrina had the hoverboard.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: That's right. It was savvy.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: But Josh Fowler.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 8: Was using it down the hallway and, you know, kind
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 8: of bumped into the wall. On the other side of
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 8: that wall was our boss, Linda, at the time in
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 8: her office.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 8: And so, you know, a body slamming into the wall.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 8: She's like, yeah, we won't.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: Be doing that in here. No more hoverboards in the building, please.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy, man. You excited about Saturday, buddy? Yeah, it
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: should be fun. Looking forward to it. It's going to
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: be a lot of fun. Wouldn't it be great?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: I told Debra I'm willing to do something else. You
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: want to talk about it? No, you unveil this. You
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: put the work into it.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 17: Yeah, so, you know, I forgot that the Humane Society
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 17: also sells T-shirts, that sells shirts for the Humane Society
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 17: as a fundraiser. And I give shirts away, and I
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 17: didn't want to be causing them not to be able
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 17: to sell their shirts since I'm giving.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: A shirt away.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 17: So I told Debra what I'm more than happy to
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 17: do is if somebody buys a T-shirt from the Humane
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 17: Society and brings over the receipt to me, I'm happy
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 17: to give them a break on what they paid for
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 17: that T-shirt by giving them a brand-new, fresh Ross Padgett
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 17: $ 2 bill.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 14: Yay!
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: Yay!
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Wow. While supplies last.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: While supplies last.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: The first 50 people who buy a Humane Society of
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: Lake County t-shirt, a Sets Pups and Pints t-shirt that
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: helps us support the charity, if you immediately take that
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: t-shirt to Glenn Clausman at his tent, he will, and
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: you prove that you paid for it.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 17: Just show a receipt because I don't want you coming
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 17: by with the same t-shirt a bunch of different times.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: Because we'll run out of $ 2 bills very quickly.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: We have to get you a little Sharpie and put
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: a dot or something on the label.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: What are you laughing at?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 8: Because you were the one who I think said you
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 8: throw away $ 2 bills.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't throw them away. I just don't keep them.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: What's the difference? You don't throw them away.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: I don't throw them away. I throw money away. Are
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: you out of your mind?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 17: I listened to the segment, and I heard you kept
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 17: it in a drawer. I keep it in a junk drawer.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 17: And it basically said it was worthless.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: It's $ 2. It is worthless.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm going to go into your.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: House with a Publix bag and be emptying out that
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: junk drawer.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: Why do you think this pain in the ass is
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: doing this? He's doing this because of what I said
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: on the air. That's exactly why he's doing it. No,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: I just happen to have a stack of fresh, brand-new
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: $ 2 bills. Are they so fresh that you're going to
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: have a hard time getting them apart?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: I hope not. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: Very good.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, I always hated that with brand new money. Oh,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: it's so hard.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Where do you go for brand new $ 2 bills?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: The bank, Ross.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: The bank.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: You can do that?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 17: Just tell them you want them. It takes a couple days,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 17: and they'll bring them to you.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: All right, so it takes a couple days.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: A couple days.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: All right, all right. They don't have a mystery box
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: back there for ratty $ 2 bills. And no one in
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: their 40 goes to the bank anymore.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: See, Glenn, that's the.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Biggest difference between you and I.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 9: You could show up to a bank and be like,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 9: I want $ 100 but in $ 2 bills. And then they'd
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 9: be like, oh, this guy's helping somebody out.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: I do it. They think I'm on drugs.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy just loves $ 2 bills. This
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: guy's rolling J's with $ 2 bills. Can you buy something
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: with a $ 2 bill or awesome?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: You can buy anything with a $ 2 bill. You can
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: buy a bunch of them. He's going to see you, buddy.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: Sounds great. See you all Saturday. Come and say hello
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 17: There's lots of people I talk to over the phone
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 17: that I've never seen that I've helped out over the phone.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: Just come say hello. You'll be there with his Bahama
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: hat on. and you're bringing a box of donuts again
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: this year? Yeah, if I remember, I'll get some Krispy Kremes.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 18: Please!
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 9: A bunch more boxes, buddy. That's the first thing I
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 9: do is I walk in there and start crushing those things.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 9: I dogged like five of them one year. It's Klausman Law.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 9: That's K-L-A-U-S-M-A-N-L-A-W.com. Office is right there in Winter Park.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: 407-917-1718. Car crash. Call that guy right there, Mr. Glenn Klausman.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: Good seeing you, buddy. Thanks so much.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah!
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: All right, 407-916-1041. Text us 77031. What's your hobby, Ross?
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: My hobby? Yeah, you'd have a hobby? I actually just
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: kind of started one.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: Which is?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you after the break.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: Jack, you the hobby? Sure, I'll find one.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you ride your bike and stuff like that?
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: That's a hobby? I ride my bike, video games. Deb,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: you do the miniatures?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm a goober. I've got a hobby. It's golf.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: I like playing golf. I like playing poker. Those are
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: my hobbies.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: I got a question about your hobbies next.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: Oh!
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: Morning, cold, burnt, cut, ruined.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: Man, I am wicked excited because we only have two days.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: To start pups and pints.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: That's right, big dog.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Deb.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 10: But, yeah, Jimmy, you like being angry, right?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 16: Well, then mystery boxes are going to be the perfect
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 16: thing for you because you are going to spend your money.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 6: And never get the value back.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: It's great. Might as well have to burn your money.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 13: But it is yours, so whatever.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: But speaking of anger, today.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: I actually angered two people by calling them hipsters.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 8: Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's actually very good.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: Hey, Jack, I have a ton of compression socks.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: You want some?
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: He does. Knee highs, please.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: Mr.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 20: Jim Colbert, your pronunciation of the Jaguars as the Jaguars
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 20: in the front and an absolute slap in the face,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 20: a travesty to anyone that ever wore that uniform. The
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 20: teammates call themselves the Jaguars. The announcers call them the Jaguars.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 20: The dictionary shows you how to pronounce it.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 12: Jaguars.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 12: Jaguars.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: So, I got one word to say to you, and
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: you need to hear it.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 15: Pepsi.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: Pepsi.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: Pepsi.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, you son of a bitch.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 11: Jaguar.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 12: Jaguar.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Jaguar. All right, 407.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 19: My idea for the... Best-off challenge is a pineapple upside-down
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 19: cheesesteak burger. Stacked between two buttered and toasted buns is
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 19: a perfectly cooked and tasty thick 100% beef burger. Topped
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 19: with two slices of melted cheese, a juicy pineapple ring,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 19: a few slices of red onion, and finally bottomed with
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 19: a maraschino cherry.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: Dude, I got to tell you, I'd eat five of
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: those right now. I'm kind of interested.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: I would eat five of those right now. I'm down
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: for that, dude.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: You're in the running. I would love to have you
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: cook that. Welcome back.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: I'm Jim.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: There's Deb. Hello. Jack is here.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 7: Yo.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: And so is Ross.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: By the way, we have the remainder of the show.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: If you have a burger idea, please leave a talk back, man.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: We're looking for a winner today. We'll do one today
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: and tomorrow. Those will be the three challengers that go
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: up against each other in the Best of Challenge. Not
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: only do you win one of the coolest trophies ever,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: you also win a weekend out at Margaritaville Resorts, which
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: is absolutely a blast. I mean, it is so much fun.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: By the way, we're also broadcasting live out there next Friday.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: So if you want to go and possibly get a
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: room to hang out with us, that way you can
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: be there for the live broadcast, stay that night, and
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: then do the event with us the next day. Just
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: go to realradio.fm slash.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: Sunset. Sunset.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: And it has all the information right there, plus a
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: link to get a room.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, links for the broadcast, the best of challenge, and
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 8: how to enter the burger contest.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: Not to mention, talk to Ray again for tickets. Tickets
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: are moving quick, dude. I got to tell you, make
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: sure you get over there and get your tickets before
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: you get left out. The gig is next Saturday, and
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: it's realradio.fm slash sunset. You grab your tickets right there.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: Redefines the word buffet.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for sure. It's so much food. You won't
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: be able to finish.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 8: It is a lot of food.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, $ 20 for the tasting ticket for Sunset. 12 restaurants
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: giving you a serving, and the servings are not meek.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: It is not one of these little, I'll take a
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: little bite and move on. People bring Tupperware to this event,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: so it's a good time. I have a question for you.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: We talked about hobbies right before we went to break.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: I saw a really interesting thing on Reddit today, and
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: a couple of these are kind of interesting for a
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: reason I'll tell you here in a second. What hobby
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: do you think has ended the most relationships? Canoeing.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: What hobby do you think has led to more divorces
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: or the ending of relationships? And I got to tell you,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: I don't think canoeing is a bad choice. Now, I
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: don't know how much of a hobby it is. That's
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: not a good choice.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding? Have you ever gone canoeing with somebody?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 15: Of course.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: That is the ultimate test of whether or not you
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: can work together as two people.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: But it only takes one canoe trip to figure that out. Maybe,
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: I guess. I'm with you, Deb. I think canoeing. If
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: you get through that, you're good. You're good.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: How about golf? Because it takes so much time and money.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: No time and money in your board AF. So golf
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: is what? I don't think you would be on that. Oh, sorry.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: Golf is. That's why I was laughing.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: You don't even play it. Your husband doesn't play it.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: Still taking shots. I hate it.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: It's so bad for the environment.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 8: I love when you are just publicly hating stuff. She
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 8: hates it because it's bad for the environment. It's so
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 8: bad for the environment.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding? It really is. It is. There's more
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: pesticides than one square foot of a golf course. I
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: hear you, Deb.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 8: Fun fact I just heard from the right-wing CBS. That
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 8: breaks my heart. But on 60 Minutes, they said golf
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 8: courses use twice as much water than the planned data centers.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 17: Really?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: At the same time, though, have you ever peered a
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: five iron?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. To a touch pin over a pond?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: Get out! Nothing like it, Jack. Okay, so please don't
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: say miniatures. Okay, first sec. Real quick. Let's talk for
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: a sec.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: Golf is one of the things that got mentioned a lot.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? Now, this is not a list.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: What it is on Reddit, they put the question up,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: then you read the comments, and people comment on why.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: you know, what they think. And then other people will comment.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: Golf was one of the ones that got a lot
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: of comments and I can see why you're right.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: It's time and money.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: What about gambling? Gambling is definitely part of that as well.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't consider that a hobby.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 8: It is to some people. There are some people who
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 8: are like, dude, I got it. I think I figured
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 8: it out.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: A whole generation of young people. I wonder who that is. Me?
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: No, God, no. Well, think about all the guys who
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: spend all this time on their fantasy football.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: Like Brandon Kravitz?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: All they're worried about is their fantasy football team, and
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: it just consumes their entire life.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: Wallpaper on his phone is who he's picked this week
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: for his team? I love sports.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: There's no way I could be with somebody who is
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: inundated with sports coverage and watches it all the time.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 8: I would think that would be the most annoying thing ever.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 8: Jack is insinuating that I was that person.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: He wasn't insinuating. He was straight up pointing.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, pointing, but it's a radio program, so not sure
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 9: if that landed. So I will defend myself, and I
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 9: will be on the record. Never look at gambling as
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 9: a sound investment.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 9: Because I know a couple of guys who are like, bro,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 9: if I just do this for the next five years,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 9: and I'm like, oh, no. If you want to see
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 9: some real great gambling stats to let you know how
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 9: gambling is not a path to any of that riches,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 9: go look at the career stats for the best poker
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 9: players alive.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: What is it, like 60%? The career stats, it's way
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: less than that. There's like literally 10% of all of
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: them that make money, and the money they make really
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: isn't that much. I mean, it's kind of crazy. You
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: see these big numbers, but in reality, what you don't
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: see is the losses they take when they're not being
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: televised over and over and over again.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 9: I look at gambling as like 90% entertainment. We'll put
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 9: some weight behind this thing. You haven't hit the number
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 9: one one yet. I think it's collecting.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: It's not collecting. Uh, how about, um, when I say
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: number one, again, not a list, this is the one
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: that got mentioned the most playing an instrument. I'm thinking
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: of things that like, no, it was not that I
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: kind of expected that to be one of them.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: It is not.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's kind of a culture. I mean, I
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: guess if your husband was, like, jamming out on the guitar, like,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: eight hours a day, it would be a pain in
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: the ass.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: No, only if they're not good, and then they're doing
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: it for eight hours a day.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: Even if they're good.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: Baseball cards? Please don't say that.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 8: Believe it or not, somebody did bring up collecting baseball cards.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 8: Did we mention video games?
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: We did not. Uh-oh.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: Video games was the number one reason. It was mentioned
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: the most for ruining the most relationships.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 9: My new hobby is collecting video games.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: You're getting divorced twice. Yeah, no, no. You can't afford that.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: It negates itself.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: I'm good.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: There were a couple really odd ones, which is one
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: of the reasons I chose to talk about this today.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: One of them was this guy's wife became obsessed with
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: something so much that it took her life over.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: Candy Crush. Candy Crush.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: Not Candy Crush. Great guess. It's a music genre. Dubstep.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: K-pop is the answer. She got so obsessed with K-pop bands,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: everything about them, whatever, it took her life over and
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: her husband left her over it. Oh, like his, her
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: hobby was learning everything about these K-pop bands. But the
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: one that, the one that was the most interesting, because
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: as you look at the list, I was talking to
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: my wife about it this morning. The list is almost
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: always time and money, time and money. It takes up
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: either too much money or too much time leading people
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: to come growing apart and then wind up getting divorced.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: There's only one was mentioned that wasn't time or money.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: One hobby was mentioned. And it's not even for the
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: reason you think. It's not even for the obsession of
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: the hobby. But one of the hobbies came up, and
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: it had nothing to do with time and nothing to
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: do with money, and every other hobby did. This is
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: such a riddle to cross a bridge. What is time?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: What is nothing?
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ready?
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 10: Knitting?
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: Somebody actually said it on the texting service. It's not knitting.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: But believe it or not, that did get a couple
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: votes of people who were saying, like, crafting, that people
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: become obsessed with crafting. So it's not time and not money.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: Not time and money. I don't know what you're talking about.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: You ready?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: It's this.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: It's going to the gym or CrossFit. Why do you think?
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: Because they start thinking like, well, why aren't you? Or
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: they start acting better there.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: Or they have a whole new social group that only
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: hangs out at the gym and excludes that other member
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: of the couple.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: And that's all they talk about. And they're always smoking hot.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, what? What did you say?
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: They're smoking hot. The reason that people get divorced because
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: of CrossFit or the gym is they wind up banging
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: their trainers. The idea of going to the gym, if
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: the other person in the relationship, who said that?
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: You, Jackson? No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: If they both don't go to the gym, it's more
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: likely that someone is going to meet somebody that is
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: working out in good shape. It's a place that people go,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: and they get attracted to somebody else. And a lot
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: of the times, it's the trainer. And that's why the
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: CrossFit and the gym memberships, it has nothing to do
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: with time. Gym memberships are pretty inexpensive. But when you
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: go there, you meet people that you become attractive to,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: and it winds up ruining your relationship.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: Don't worry, honey. You are safe. It's just going to
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: keep dreaming about the miniatures.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 9: And all of these things, we're not saying that this
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 9: is what's going to happen. Like the video game claim, right?
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 9: I have seen video. I've been in a relationship where
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 9: video games were painfully not romantic.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 9: I've also now been in a marriage, the one that
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 9: I'm in now, that video games are kind of like
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 9: one of our things.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: I was going to say.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: Wait until your next one.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: I could have worded that better. You are correct.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: No, but as soon as he mentioned video games, I
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: remember thinking, well, that's not a problem for Ross or
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: Jack because Jack will play games with his daughter. Ross
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: will play games with his wife. So the family isn't
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: being ignored.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: And outside of that time, everyone needs a little time
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: to just do their own thing. I play golf with
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: my son. Wife's still pissed.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I tried. I appreciate it. She actually isn't pissed.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: I'm joking.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 9: I want to make the nerds a little jealous of
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 9: my life real quick because my wife once told me
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 9: that she's at peace when Skyrim is on the TV.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: And she looks like that. That is a checkmate.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: One of the others.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: One of the others down the list, as you kind
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: of started reading the comments, one of the other ones
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: was fishing. Because some fishermen get really obsessed with it,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: and they're out every morning or out in the afternoons.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: Every weekend. Or going out on the weekends for the boats.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: It's also very expensive. It's also very expensive.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: You're right.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was another one. My brother's a fisherman.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: I am a little worried off of this topic, though.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: Why's that?
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 9: Because I'm pretty sure it wasn't that long ago when
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 9: my wife was like, I'm going to the gym.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: I think I might get a trainer.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: I'm like, well, what does he look like? He better
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: be 5'1.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He better be George Costanza. And
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: 400 pounds.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: He better premature balding at 16.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 6: Please.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: He better Costanza out, dude.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: He better.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: My wife was doing that Pilates and she came home
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: one day and she told me, she goes, yeah, yeah,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: my trainer. And she said the trainer's name and it
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: was a dude. I couldn't have researched faster.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: You've never seen somebody research and find another human being faster.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what's this fool look like?
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: Found his Instagram, saw a lisp. We're good.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: Exactly. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Megan, one sec with more of the Jim Colbert show.
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  Speaker 17: How'd he get?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, I'm Swilly.
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  Speaker 6: So y'all are killing me because you're riling off all
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 6: these relationship-killing hobbies, and you've checked everyone off my list.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 6: Playing an instrument, playing video games, kayaking, fishing, canoeing. I
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 6: didn't hear surfing, but I would imagine it's kind of similar.
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  Speaker 6: So I guess my new hobby is just going to
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 6: be mowing the lawn.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I love you.
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  Speaker 10: Goodbye.
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  Speaker 2: I hope we get to see you tomorrow, Swilly. I
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: went to the gym once.
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  Speaker 5: For Saturday.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: I told the guy I was there to work out,
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: and I'd like to get a trainer. He looked at
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: my chest, handed me a training brawl.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That could be a good joke.
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  Speaker 18: Here's a little flex on Ross, since he says his
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 18: wife likes video games and when Skyrim's on the TV, well,
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 18: when we're in bed, making whoopee, knocking nickels, my.
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  Speaker 3: Wife says she's the highland ruler.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure Ross will get that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 3: Do you guys have this thing where when you hear
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: people's voice, you can't imagine them making love?
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: Or knocking nickels?
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or knocking nickels or nickels or whatever he was saying.
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  Speaker 3: I've only heard of knocking boots. I've never heard of
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: knocking nickels.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't heard that either. I've never heard that either.
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  Speaker 2: Learn something new every day.
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  Speaker 3: Is your wife a five? I'm confused.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, shots fired.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Jim.
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  Speaker 2: There's Deb.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 7: Deb.
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  Speaker 21: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And Ross.
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  Speaker 9: Maybe they're both five stars. And yes, you are correct.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 9: That is awesome. Your marriage is off.
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  Speaker 4: Right, right.
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  Speaker 3: Congrats. So excited for Suds, Pups, and Pints coming up
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  Speaker 3: in just a couple days. Saturday, downtown Mount Dora. We
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  Speaker 3: will be there from 3 until 6. It is a
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  Speaker 3: free event. You heard our man Glenn Clausman. If you
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: come to the event and you buy a commemorative T-shirt
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  Speaker 3: from the Humane Society of Lake County and you take
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: it to Glenn's booth, he will give you a fresh
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  Speaker 3: $ 2 bill. He said he'll knock some of that off,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: what he said. He's going to take a little price
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  Speaker 3: off of your donation t-shirt.
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  Speaker 2: And called it the Ross Padgett $ 2 bill. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: The Ross Padgett $ 2 bill. I like myself a good
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  Speaker 2: $ 2 bill.
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  Speaker 3: Not to mention so much other cool stuff going on.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks to Guinness.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks to Clauseman Law for bringing us the event. So
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: many other wonderful sponsors as well, providing so much cool stuff.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: I know Don the Mortgage Guy as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he sponsors the most popular element there, which is
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: our Foaming Beer Mug. as well as the 10-foot inflatable
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: dog that you can take photos in front of. Sure thing.
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  Speaker 2: But the one thing that has remained outside of the
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: beer mug super popular for every year of Suds, Pups,
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: and Pints is our giant real radio inflatable. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Folks love to take pictures in front of that giant
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  Speaker 2: real radio inflatable.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, we will gladly take a photograph with
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  Speaker 3: anybody who wants to kind of gather us up toward
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  Speaker 3: the end of the event.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's what we do toward the end, right?
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: Normally we do. Just stand there and people come in
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  Speaker 3: and take shots with us, have some fun, bring their dogs.
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  Speaker 3: Standard price, five bucks a pick.
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  Speaker 2: That's top.
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  Speaker 5: Stop.
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  Speaker 3: Ten, ten, ten, Jack.
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  Speaker 15: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: A $ 2, a fresh $ 2 bill.
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  Speaker 2: Fresh $ 2 bill. Exactly. How funny would that be? Would
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: you take all of Glenn's $ 2 bills for photographs? That'd
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: be funny. But we are going to have lots of
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: stuff there for everyone. There's going to be college football
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: for dad. There's going to be giveaways for the kids.
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  Speaker 2: There's going to be Pisces Rising pooch pouches for mom.
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  Speaker 8: Get her all liquored up later on. Look, they were
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 8: good last year, too, man. I'm down for that.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the funny thing is, the last time I
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  Speaker 3: drank a Harp, which is a great lager beer, which
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 3: is a Guinness product, it was last year or the
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: year before at Suds Pups and Pints. I love Harp beer.
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait to have a couple of those.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're going to have a few. Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: All right. So we like these lists sometimes. Wallet Hub
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: put out another one today. What city in America do
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  Speaker 3: you think eats the most fast food?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you know what? Mobile, Alabama. Dallas.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa, hold on for a second. Birmingham, Alabama is number six.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Mobile's not up there yet, but you've got a top
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  Speaker 3: ten one. I've got to tell you, I think that's
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  Speaker 3: pretty impressive. Okay. I mean, the top one doesn't make
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: any sense. And it's kind of one of those things
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  Speaker 3: where I wanted to read this a little bit because
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  Speaker 3: talk about the cities from Florida that hit this list.
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  Speaker 2: Number one, anybody want to take a shot? Inside of nowhere?
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  Speaker 3: Little Rock, Arkansas.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, good one.
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  Speaker 7: Yankee Town.
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  Speaker 3: Yankee Town. Milwaukee. Outside of Florida? Yeah, outside of Florida. Ooh, Biloxi.
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  Speaker 2: Biloxi, Mississippi? That's a great guess. That is a good guess.
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  Speaker 2: Can I do another one?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 2: Milwaukee.
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  Speaker 3: Milwaukee is number eight. You have two in the top
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: ten so far. I'm thick for a reason. Jack, there's
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: a city you would love. I would love– Well, I mean,
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you'd love it or not, but
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: you certainly have a relationship with it a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I go with Trenton. Newark. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's the worst.
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  Speaker 2: Newark is number seven.
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  Speaker 3: Does that hit you like that, Jack? You actually know
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: a little bit about that city. Does any of that
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: make any sense? Like when you hear like a city
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: consumes the most fast food, what would make Newark a
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: fast food mecca? I, all I know it's the most city-like, uh, uh,
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: borough town we have it's most like an urban city
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: is newark um it's where new jersey institute of technology
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: is located and i went there for one semester and
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: i was drunk half the time okay very good i
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  Speaker 3: would like to see that jack that'd be fun hialeah
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  Speaker 3: comes in at number four Hialeah. My question is, I
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: thought Hialeah was part of Miami. I thought it was
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 3: down there close to Miami. Do Miami people eat a
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 3: lot of fast food?
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen Miami people?
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  Speaker 3: By the way, number 12 on the list.
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  Speaker 2: Miami? Yes. That's what I'm saying. I don't get it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Miami is like the South Beach part, of course.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 3: is like all about the vanity.
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  Speaker 8: Dog and that's what you see but it's a big
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  Speaker 8: place there's a lot of people there yeah yeah there's
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  Speaker 8: tons of people there for sure like three or four
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  Speaker 8: million and i guess a lot of unhealthy people too
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 8: you know a lot of unhealthy people florida actually does
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  Speaker 8: pretty well on this list i mean tampa and st
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 8: pete came on like 32 and.
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  Speaker 2: 34 nothing closer to here to central florida.
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  Speaker 3: Orlando florida number 50 on the list nice i mean
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  Speaker 3: i don't know jacksonville's number 51 we barely beat jacksonville.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't beat jacksonville are they They beat us, which
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: is fine.
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  Speaker 3: You're telling me that Floridians from Orlando eat more fast
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 3: food than Floridians from Jacksonville?
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  Speaker 2: We got the world's biggest McDonald's.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's 50-51. It could have been like one extra
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  Speaker 8: quarter pounder with cheese. It could be one item, one
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 8: happy meal.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: I like it. Jack's defending it so hard.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 3: I want to know what number one is.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: Number one. The worst? Yeah, yeah, the worst. Okay. What
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: do you think?
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: The city that eats the most fast food.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: Washington, D.C. It's not D.C.
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  Speaker 5: Damn.
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  Speaker 3: East Coast, West Coast. I think it's considered East Coast.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's interesting, because considered. And it's North.
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  Speaker 3: Never eat Santa's weed.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 7: Pittsburgh.
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  Speaker 3: Pittsburgh doesn't even come in the top 20. It's Detroit, man. Detroit,
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: Michigan is number one. The top 10 is Detroit, Cleveland, Buffalo, Hialeah, Florida, Toledo, Birmingham, Newark, Milwaukee, Baltimore,
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: and Memphis. Miami's number 12. Baton Rouge and New Orleans
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  Speaker 3: also come in the top 20. Philadelphia, Jack, is number 17.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: Pittsburgh is number 19. So they are in the top 20.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: So Detroit. Detroit's number one. Detroit's number one. They eat
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: the most fast food.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't even know how they kind of
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: gathered that together, but... They're going through something.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I would imagine, you know, economically depressed, fast
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  Speaker 2: food might offer, you know, more bang for your... The
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: cheapest way? Yeah, I mean, we know it's not cheap
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: these days, right? You can't go to any fast food
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: restaurant and really walk away with what you used to. But,
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, in a lot of cases... You're on your
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: way to lunch or you're on your way to work.
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  Speaker 3: Which one of those got the most expensive? What is
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: the most expensive fast food? Like, I'll tell you what
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 3: I got today. And I did get fast food today,
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 3: but it was healthy fast food. I went to Chick-fil-A
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: and I got 12 grilled nuggets. I got a side
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: salad and I got a half and half sweet tea,
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 3: which is half unsweet, half sweet tea. Because I'm trying
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: to watch my figure. How much do you think that was?
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: 12 grilled chicken nuggets, a side salad, and a large drink.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 3: How much do you think that was from Chick-fil-A?
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 10: $ 16.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 2: It was exactly $ 16. Nice, Jack. $ 16, guys.
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  Speaker 3: But it's a large half and half tea. I thought
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: of what I'd be willing to pay, then I doubled it.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: I got to tell you, the one thing is like
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: when you go to Chipotle, and I know that's considered
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: fast casual, that is, man, I got to tell you,
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 3: if you're looking to get your money's worth from any
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 3: one restaurant, how do you beat Chipotle?
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  Speaker 9: This hurts me to say, because I've been a big
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 9: Chipotle fan. Yeah, but dude, I can get a bowl
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 9: and it takes me two times. I can eat it
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 9: for dinner and eat the other half for lunch.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: And that's what they're saying is one of those really
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: great hacks for family. Oh my God. You go in
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: and you buy like two of the burritos or the
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: bowls or whatever, and then you go home and you
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: can split those into four servings.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: Everything you just said, couldn't agree more.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 7: But.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 9: I remember a time where there was a peak Chipotle.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 9: Maybe I'm grabbing my tinfoil hat.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: No, there was.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 9: I just think that their quality in their burrito has
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 9: kind of rubbed me the wrong way in the last year.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 9: I don't know if they swapped hands. I remember one time, dude,
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 9: I went to a Chipotle, and the person who was
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 9: making my burrito was wearing a Dolce & Gabbana shirt.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Not a good sign.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: Not a good sign.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I've got to tell you, I don't eat burritos.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: They're kind of gross to me.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 2: Why? What?
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: I don't like holding that big old honking thing and
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 3: sticking my face.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: On it, dude.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: It's wild. Oh, it's a poetic thing. You think God
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 3: is watching?
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think God is watching. Oh, God is watching.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 3: It doesn't look attractive. It's not an attractive way to eat.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 3: Jim wants to look pretty when he eats.
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  Speaker 9: Sometimes, as soon as I think you and I are
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 9: getting closer and we're becoming better friends, and then you
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 9: say something like that, I'm like, oh, that's why this works.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: We're oil and water. It is way.
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  Speaker 3: Easier to eat a bowl from Chipotle than it is
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  Speaker 3: a burrito from Chipotle. By the time you get to
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  Speaker 3: the end of that thing, you're just holding a big
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 3: wad of tortilla that's got nothing in there, dude. You're
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: getting gypped.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: You have gypped. You're getting gypped. You need more experience
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 2: holding a burrito. No, I don't. I am the Miyagi
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: of burritos. You are not the Miyagi of burritos.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: There's nothing that Miyagi can tell you that changes the
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: physics of that thing at the end just being a
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 3: bunch of wad of tortilla with a couple pieces of
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 3: rice in there.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: It is the biggest waste of time of all time.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 11: Wrong.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 9: No, not wrong. You can use a fork for a burrito.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 9: You can grab chips and then use the burrito as
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 9: a bowl.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 3: But you don't even get to eat the whole burrito, dude,
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 3: because you have so much left over that has nothing
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: on there. Everyone knows that the last bite of a
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: burrito is the.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: Worst part of the burrito.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 10: Gas.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 9: It's one of the best parts of the burrito because
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 9: all of the sour cream gets hit with gravity and
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 9: it meets you at the bottom.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: Jack, you want to get into this at all?
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, time out.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 2: I know, dude.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: Now you know how I feel over here.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: First of all, that last bite is when you get
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 8: all the folds of the extra tortilla at the end.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 8: That's why the second last bite might be good.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 2: You're known on that raw ass burrito.
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  Speaker 12: I don't know.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 9: What is wrong with you? The last bite of a
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 9: burrito is pretty good.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: No, the last bite of the burrito is a chewy,
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: gunky mess is what it is. It's a tortilla knot
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 3: that's soaked with burrito juice.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 8: You want the penultimate bite. Keep your burrito juice to yourself.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 3: The best bite of any burrito is like the third
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 3: bite where you kind of took the top off. And
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: now you've gotten to the middle part of the burrito
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 3: where you're getting the most balance of the meat, the rice,
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 3: and then all the goodies. That's the best bite.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 8: That's if they make it right because sometimes you make
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 8: it lopsided. Then you're going through these different taste experiences.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 8: You want it mixed throughout.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 3: And why does Chipotle try to make everything so fast?
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: I was up there and it was just me in line.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: They were slopping this thing together like there was 70
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 3: people behind me. I'm like, dude, put some craft in
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: that thing. What are you doing? I got to phone
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: a friend or something.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 3: Because I'm being attacked.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 8: No one's attacking you, you big baby. Nobody's attacking you.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 9: Make this question of the day.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: Can we question of the day? We can do two.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: There's no rules about the question of the day.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 20: There are rules.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 3: You can only do one. We'll find another sponsor. We'll
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 3: make this happen.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 9: But if the question was, do you like the last
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 9: bite of a burrito?
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody's going to say yes. You're the odd man out.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: You are I am legend of this.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 18: No.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: You and a dog wandering through empty streets with zombie
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: people are the only people that want to eat the
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 3: last part of a burrito.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: Everybody throws that at a stop sign.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 3: Well, this time there's way more than one mannequin, all right?
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 3: I'm going to make a lot of friends on this one.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: You're not, buddy.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 9: The last bite of a burrito is a fun time.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 9: I will get on board with saying it's not the
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 9: best bite of the burrito. I'm not going to say
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 9: it's the best.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: You just said that it was.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: I said, quote, it was gas.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: Okay. That means good.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 3: Check the tapes.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 3: Don't do tapes anymore.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: It's on 1980.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 8: Big T just sent me four different show titles all
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 8: from this conversation.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 3: Somebody said, tag me. Jim is way off on the
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: last bite.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: It's fire. It is not fire.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: It's a good bite.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: Dude, because here's the thing.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 3: When you roll, they have these giant-ass burritos. Dude, those
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: burritos look like stop signs with trimmed edges. They're honkers.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 3: They're good. You get your dollars worth. There's no question.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 3: I'll get to the register after buying dinner for my
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 3: wife and I, and I get chips and all the
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 3: extra pico and stuff, and it's still under $ 30. And
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 3: I pick the bag up. I'm like, how are you
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 3: doing this? You put the bag up, and the bag
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: weighs 8, 10 pounds. It's just nothing but food and
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 3: mostly rice. By the way, the new chicken they have
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 3: is awesome. I say I got to maybe try out
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 3: their new chicken.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 9: Their chicken is unbelievably good. I have found myself not
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 9: finishing too many. And here's the thing. I like the
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 9: end of a burrito, but I have found myself not
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 9: finishing too many.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 3: Meals at Chipotle of recent. Most underrated burrito at Chipotle.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 2: Is the carnitas.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: You ever do the kava? Yeah, I do. Kava's delicious.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: Fresh kitchen, kava's delicious. It's like Chipotle from Mediterranean. Yeah,
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 3: it's absolutely wonderful. I mean, Deb and I used to
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 3: go to a place up here in Maitland before it
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 3: closed and became.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: It was Olaya, yeah.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 3: We loved it. I went there like literally three times
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 3: a week.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to remember. I had a burrito out in Austin,
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 9: Texas that was based... Chipotle, but it was just killing it.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 3: Dude, I had a breakfast burrito in New Mexico that
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 3: was the size of a small fire extinguisher. And it
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 3: was one of the best things I've ever eaten in
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 3: my entire life. Everything that was in that burrito was
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: made on the farm that was part of an old
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 3: Cumberland farm. Best Tex-Mex I ever had was in El Paso.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 9: When you showed up to this one burrito spot that
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 9: I went to, which tortilla do you want? Do you
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 9: want smoked cheddar? Get out of here, dude. So they
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 9: had four different tortillas. And I'm thinking, all right, cool.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 9: That's what they have. It's going to be pre-packaged or pre-made.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: No, dude.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 3: They made it right there.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 7: Oh, nice.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 9: They grab the dough, and then they steam it, and
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 9: it bubbles up. Ross, I told you, when we went
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 9: to New Mexico, we got in a car because the
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 9: time changed. We were on the road at like 4.30
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 9: in the morning. We got starved around 6 o'clock after
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 9: driving for about an hour or so and stopped into what?
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 9: When I said Old Cumberland Farms, I wasn't joking. It
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 9: was a Mexican restaurant built in an Old Cumberland Farms
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 9: at an exit that had kind of gone bankrupt or whatever.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 3: There was nothing else around there. The eggs were from
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 3: chickens on property. The chorizo was made on property. Everything
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 3: was the best. I mean, it was amazing, dude.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 20: Amazing.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: By the way, more people saying the last bite of
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: the burrito sucks. Can you just admit that I'm right
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: on this one?
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 9: That's one person multiple times texting.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 20: 407-916-1041.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 3: Text us at 77031. Load them up. It's time for trivia.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 3: Let's give some stuff away. We'll do that next.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 14: Hey, JCS crew. It's Forrest from Beezer Eats. Listen, Jack
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 14: is right. El Paso's got the best Tex-Mex and the
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 14: best burritos. There's nothing like a Rafa's burrito. That's a
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 14: burrito that's as long as a donkey D. It was fantastic,
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 14: and it was all homemade ingredients. A homemade tortilla that
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 14: was like three feet.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 2: Beautiful, beautiful things.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: You're going to have to explain the knowledge of that
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 3: measuring device.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 16: I love all burritos except giant ones. The size of
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 16: your forearm.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 8: It's ridiculous.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 16: You want to be able to put that burrito right
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 16: in your mouth. The whole end of it right there
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 16: and get all the juicy goodness.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 2: Not the giant ones. Can't even fit in your mouth.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 21: If you're still picking up your burrito with your hands
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 21: and not eating it with a fork, you're eating it wrong.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 9: It should be smothered with cheese.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 2: Hey, Colbert Show.
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 5: It is Mike.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 3: Ross, you are having a bad, shaggy flashback, midnight fourth
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 3: meal thing going on there.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 2: Shagback. That last bite of a burrito is worth trash.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 2: Third bite? Just like Jim said, you've got to do it. Actually,
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 2: you've got to do the bowl.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 3: Because once you pick up that burrito, you cannot put
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 3: it down or it will fall apart.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 2: He's right.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 3: I don't understand why there's even a debate here.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 2: It's called finesse.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 1: This is Ray Ross.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 6: You're insane.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 10: The last piece of the burrito is not the best.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 10: As a matter of fact, the last piece of the
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 10: burrito makes you want to get another one. And it's
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 10: always the middle. The middle is the best part. You know,
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 10: it's messy, but it's the best part of the burrito.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 10: So you have crazy taste buds, bro.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 14: Bye.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 3: What they need to do is have a little cup,
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 3: like a little one-ounce cup. And they need to put
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 3: a little bit of meat, a little bit of cheese,
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 3: a little bit of sour cream, and a little bit
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 3: of pico in that cup so that when you get
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 3: to the end of your burrito... You can open up
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 3: that flap and put that meat and that little mix
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 3: in there and be able to enjoy that last piece. Dude,
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 3: you're getting murdered on the texting service. Nobody agrees with you.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 3: Your mother texts me. Mainly because they think I said
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 3: that was the best bite of a burrito.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I said it was.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you said that I said that.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 2: I did say that because that's exactly what you said.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: That's not what I said.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 3: You said it was gas. I said it was gas.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 3: That's a good bite of a burrito.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 5: Mmm.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 3: I bet you're backing out. I bet you there's some people.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 3: It's like you're scrubbing pictures from your website. I bet
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 3: you there's some people who think like, oh man, the
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 3: first bite of a burrito is the best bite of
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 3: a burrito, right?
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 9: Well, because if you feel that way, then you also
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 9: feel that the last bite of a burrito would be
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 9: good too.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 2: Ross is wrong on this one.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 3: I usually throw the lying spot away because it's nothing
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 3: but tortilla. The last part of the burrito is like
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 3: eating the first part of the burrito, but you're so
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 3: hungry the first part doesn't matter.
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 2: You eat right through it. Agree with Ross on burritos.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 2: Isn't that fun how much we select which text to choose?
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: You shut your mouth. Welcome back. I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 18: Jack.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: And the liar. I don't know what that was.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 7: All aboard.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 2: Chugga-chugga.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 3: Choo-choo.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 2: Clickety-clack. Clickety-clack.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 3: A couple of prizes to choose from for our winner today.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 8: It might be a pair of tickets to see Team USA.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 2: It's the U.S.
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 8: Men's national team versus Peru. It's the game at Inter.co
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 8: Stadium tomorrow night. September 26th, you can see the U.S.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 8: men's national team.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 3: How about that? Pretty cool.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 8: Also in the Jackie sack, tickets to see the Smashing
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 8: Pumpkins at Benchmark International Arena on October 18th.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 2: That's your choice of prizes in the Jackie sack. Thank you.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 2: Back to you. All right, young lady. One, two, three, four, five.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 2: Let's go four.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 3: Four sounds good. That is Nikki. Nikki, how you doing? Good.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 2: How are you guys? Doing great. Want to play a
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 2: little game with us? Absolutely. Let's do it then.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 3: All right, Nikki, this is a real easy game. Got
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 3: a question here for you. Four answers. One of these
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 3: answers is not true, Nikki.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 18: What?
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 3: I am trying to mislead you, but if you can
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 3: find it, I'll send you over to see Jack. It's
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 3: going to be creepy for a minute, but he does
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 3: have a nice prize.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 2: Are you ready?
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 3: On this day in 1948, Honda Motor Company was founded
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 3: in Hamamatsu City, Japan.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 3: Here are three fun facts about Honda and One Million
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 3: Mile Live.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 3: We're talking about the Honda Motor Company here. Nikki, which
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 3: one of these is not true? Number one, the Honda
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 3: Accord is the first foreign car to be manufactured in America.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 3: Number two, Honda-built engines have won Indy 500 races more
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 3: than any other manufacturer. Number three, Honda was the first
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 3: Japanese car to be sold with red paint, which had
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 3: long been banned by Japan. Or lastly, 21% of Hondas
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 3: reached 250,000 miles. Which of those is a lie?
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 8: Let's go number two.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 3: No, that's absolutely true. Honda-built engines have won more Indy
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 3: races than any other manufacturer.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: Just follow me home.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's absolutely true. All right, Deb, two or five?
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 2: Let's go two. Two, that sounds good.
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 3: That is David.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 2: David, how you doing, buddy? Hey, good, Jim. How are you?
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 2: Doing good, buddy.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 3: We're talking about the Honda Motor Company. Which one of
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 3: these isn't true? Number one, the Honda Accord is the
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 3: first foreign car to be manufactured in America. Number two,
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 3: Honda was the first Japanese car to be sold with
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 3: red paint, which had been long banned by Japan. Or lastly, 21%
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 3: of Hondas reach 250,000 miles.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 2: The red paint.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 3: No, that's absolutely true. Really? It's one of the weirdest things.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 3: Red's bad luck in Asian cultures, I think. No, it's
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 3: very good luck.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 2: Is it really?
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 8: That's why feng shui and your door should be red,
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 8: your front door.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 3: Well, maybe it's because of that then. Maybe because they
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 3: thought that it was so culturally lauded.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 2: That's interesting because— Honda's red, from my prelude, is the
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 2: favorite red of any car.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 3: They're trademarked, aren't they? For years, I think until the 80s,
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 3: they did not allow Honda to make car or any
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 3: Japanese car maker to make cars in white or red. Oh, wow.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 2: Which is wild. Oh, the colors of their flag, maybe.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe so. Let's get to Jason. Jason, how you doing, buddy?
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 1: How y'all doing?
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 2: Good, buddy.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 3: You got a 50-50 shot here at winning this prize.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 2: Tell me about this.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 3: Honda Motor Company, the Honda Accord is the first foreign
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 3: car to be manufactured in America, or 21% of Honda's
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 3: reach are 250,000 miles. We're going to go with the
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 3: second one.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 2: That's the one, buddy.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 7: You're a winner.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 3: I bet it's more.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 2: It's actually less. Is it?
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's actually Toyota that has more cars on
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 3: the road with 250,000 miles than any other manufacturer with 17%.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 3: Honda has 13%. of their cars on the road with
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 3: 250,000 miles. Oh, that's a goal to get.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 3: Uh, considered the number one and number two cars in
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 3: the world when it comes to reliability and, uh, I
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 3: know I love mine. I bought a Honda Accord all
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 3: those years ago, and it makes me happy when I
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 3: walk up to it. Chloe G is looking for a car.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 3: Her car kind of took a dump, and I told her,
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 3: I said, it's two manufacturers.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: It's Toyota or Honda.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 3: That's it. You can go out there and buy that.
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 3: You can buy some American manufacturers that make smaller cars
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 3: that are pretty good as well, but if you want
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 3: something that you can lean on. And the thing is,
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 3: is when you go to buy used Toyotas, specifically their
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 3: pickup trucks, you buy a used Toyota Tundra, it'll have
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 3: 100,000 miles on it. And, dude, you're getting like an
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 3: $ 8, 000 break.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 2: That's it. It's like brand new.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 3: They can still charge massive numbers for those cars because
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 3: if you take care of them, they last literally forever.
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 3: Here's some other stuff before we get to the top
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 3: of the hour and do some Ross thoughts. Honda is
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 3: a major exporter of this, and it has nothing to
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 3: do with cars.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 2: Rockets.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 3: It's a food.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was going to go with lawn care equipment. Yeah, yeah. Churros. Yeah, no,
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 2: it's soybeans.
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 3: When Honda built their first plant, it was in Ohio,
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 3: which is rich in soybeans. So when they started seeing
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 3: that they could get soybeans cheap and send them back
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 3: to Japan, where the market is gigantic, they started doing it.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah. I mean, all the tofu. Yeah. Honda is the.
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 3: Largest engine manufacturer on planet Earth.
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 2: Not surprising.
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 3: They make more engines than anybody. Cars, boats, jet skis.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 18: Motorcycles.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 9: Motorcycles. I wonder how long that's been the case. Did
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 9: Detroit ever have that type?
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 2: Not even close.
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 5: Never?
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 3: Honda's been doing this since the mid-50s, and again, they
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 3: started out making these little motorcycles, and they sold millions
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 3: of them.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 9: If they've been doing it since the mid-50s, I would
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 9: think that the mid-50s GE and Detroit Motor City was
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 9: ripping and roaring in the 50s, right?
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 3: But Ford didn't make jet skis, didn't make motorcycles, didn't
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 3: make lawnmowers. You've got to remember, any engine, it's just
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 3: a combustion engine. It doesn't have to be in a car.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 3: I'm still rooting for Detroit. Honda was the first company
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 3: to offer this on a motorcycle.
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 2: Windshield. Radio.
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 4: Gears.
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 7: Airbags.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 2: Airbags. Is the answer. Didn't know they had them.
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 3: From 1997 to 2006, Honda CRVs came with a hidden
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 3: this under the rear cargo floor. So that back area,
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 3: you lift up the cargo, usually it's the spare, right?
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 3: They had something else. From 1997 to 2006, Honda CRVs
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 3: offered this.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 7: Tent.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 2: Vacuum cleaner.
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 3: What'd you say?
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 2: A tent?
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 2: Vacuum? Uh, do-do-do-do-do. What? Ugh. No, you say yours first.
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 3: I'll make something up.
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 2: A doghouse. Picnic table. Oh, that's cool.
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 3: And then lastly is the coolest thing ever, right? When
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 3: you turn your ignition on, it makes a beep sound
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 3: or a tone, right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: In any car.
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  Speaker 11: It doesn't matter.
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 3: When you turn it on, it's got that. It can
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 3: be a bell dinging or whatever. The key ignition beep
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 3: tone on Honda is Morse code, the letter H. Oh,
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be listening for that tonight. So when
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 3: you hear that tone, whatever that is, that's the letter
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 3: H in Morse code.
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 13: Oh, cool.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 18: Hey, look at that.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 2: What's your thoughts?
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 9: Everyone told me, hey, Ross, when you have a kid,
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 9: everything changes. Yes, they were correct. But they were even
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 9: very specific. They were like, hey, Ross, when you have
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 9: a kid, did you know that movies change? Did you
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 9: know that stuff like movies and shows and everything? Everything
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 9: you've ever experienced changes, and now I am walking that.
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 9: But there's one thing that changed that I used to
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 9: have a ton of confidence in. I lost it, and
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 9: then this week I obtained it back.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 10: I love it!
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so it'll be kind of a sad thing, but
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 9: then we're going to end this positively.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll do that next.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 3: Hey, Cobra Crew.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 2: It's Mike, the Publix guy here. What's up, buddy? So
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 2: I've got a burger for you. It is two all-beef patties.
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 2: Love it.
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 21: Then I add some proprietary special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and,
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 21: of course, onions on a toasted sesame seed bun.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 2: There you go, guys. That's it. I'm down. What do
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 2: you call that thing? Love you guys.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 8: You call that a Big Mac, Jim. It's a Big Mac.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to the Jim Culver Show.
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  Speaker 6: Real Radio 104.
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  Speaker 2: Still in the running.
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  Speaker 13: I'm Jim.
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  Speaker 12: Yo.
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  Speaker 2: And so is Sauce Daddy.
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  Speaker 3: This is going to be part of the Leesburg's third
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  Speaker 3: annual Flapjack 5K. I know you're going at it. We
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 3: got some Flapjacks today, November 14th, right there in downtown Leesburg.
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  Speaker 2: Come race me.
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  Speaker 3: Details at leesburgflorida.gov. That's right.
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  Speaker 8: And when you sign up, you can choose Team Ross
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 8: or Team Ryan, because Ryan Holmes is also running.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, baby.
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  Speaker 3: Together, collectively, we are 10K. That's cool, man. A flapjack 5K.
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 3: That's kind of cool. So, again, if you want to
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 3: sign up, details are at leesburgflorida.gov. All right, Ross, let's
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 3: get some thoughts, buddy.
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 2: It's weird. Run, run, run. It's funny. Get your steps in.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 1: Sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: It helps.
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  Speaker 3: It's Ross.
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  Speaker 9: Jim, I was telling you that, you know, they said
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 9: everything changes when you have a kid, right?
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it does.
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 3: And movies definitely changed.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 2: Movies change as well. You're 100% right.
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 9: Even my perception of older movies have changed. I look
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 9: back on all of the kid scenes and TV shows. Honestly,
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 9: this is kind of really dark and sad, but it's
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 9: very honest. The fourth day that I was a dad,
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 9: I kept thinking of Breaking Bad.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? Why?
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 2: Because he already knew what his son was going to
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 2: go into. Yeah. Oh, a little pink.
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 3: Fictional blue meth.
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 9: No, because there is a, in my experience, and for
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 9: some reason, just the most graphic kid incident, death, in
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 9: that show.
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right, yes.
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 9: It's when Jesse is involved, and it's in the later seasons.
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 3: And I don't know.
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 2: Solidifying him as a... Monster.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 9: They called him Fat Damon. And a phenomenal actor. Because
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 9: that was one of the most gripping performances. Anyways, it's
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 9: a scene.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: It's a tragedy.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 3: It's a bad guy doing a bad thing to a kid.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 9: Makes you feel different when you have a child, though,
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 9: doesn't it? And literally, the fourth day, I thought of that.
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 9: And then it just started happening, just every previous experience
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 9: and thought or especially belief. I believe this, but do
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 9: I believe this enough to go ahead and raise my
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 9: kid on that same creed? It's very easy to overthink things.
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 9: And recently, I've got some bad news.
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah?
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 9: I had a kid. That's not bad news. That's not
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 9: the bad news. But the bad news is that I
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 9: just started feeling really insecure about things that I've always loved.
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 5: Example?
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 9: Example, I love Japanese role-playing games. I love Final Fantasy.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 9: I don't think I can love Final Fantasy the same
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 9: way when he's 10 years old because I also need to,
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 9: at the very least, I need to recognize that if
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 9: I love Final Fantasy or if I love playing video games,
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 9: that also means that my son has a dad who
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 9: plays video games.
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 3: It's not just me anymore.
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 9: I'm not saying that I will never play video games
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 9: ever again. I'm just saying that it's a little bit,
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 9: there's weight to it now.
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 5: Right. Yeah.
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 9: Because how I look at my dad and my mom,
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 9: the way that I do now as an adult.
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 5: Right. Yeah.
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 9: Well, that description. you know, matches up with my childhood.
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 9: His childhood would have a dad playing video games. Now
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 9: follow a question. Do I want that? And that gets
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 9: to be a pretty complicated answer, right? But there's one
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 9: that has jumped out to me that I've been struggling with. He's,
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 9: I don't want to say he has, cause I'm not
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 9: blaming my son, but it's made me feel insecure. Cause
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 9: I want to be the best version of myself for
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 9: him and, And that answer to that question sometimes is
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 9: a moving target. I have grown a little bit insecure
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 9: about pursuing comedy because I am afraid of how he's
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 9: going to tell people when he's old enough that his
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 9: dad is a comedian. Because there's two ways he could
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 9: say it.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 3: He could say, yeah, dude, my dad... My dad's a comedian.
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 3: Or he could say it. Yeah, my dad, he does comedy.
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 2: But by the time he's of that age, you'll have.
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 2: many years under your belt.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 12: Sure.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 9: But that could also, it goes two ways. I'll have
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 9: more years underneath my belt. Well, that also comes with
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 9: more expectations. Why aren't you at this point in your
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 9: career than not? You're 20 years in.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 3: What are you going to be on TV?
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 9: And then I had just like, I don't know. I,
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 9: I really grew to that thought of like, do I
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 9: want to be the, do I, I want to be
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 9: a comedian, but do I want my son to have
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 9: a comedian dad?
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 2: You really think about that? Yeah.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 2: That's wild. Absolutely.
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 9: I think it's cool. For me, it's not just about
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 9: me anymore. This is a point of conversation for my wife.
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 9: This is a point of conversation for my son. It's
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 9: not just me pursuing comedy when I was 23.
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 3: You're successful at it.
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 5: I am.
• 2:07:04
  Speaker 2: And really good at it.
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 9: And I appreciate that, and I wouldn't be bringing this
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 9: up if I didn't believe that I do have confidence
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 9: in that. Well, you told us to say that. I
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 9: wish I was that funny. So I started growing a
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 9: little insecure. And then out of nowhere, just in the
• 2:07:22
  Speaker 9: last couple of weeks, I posted some of my comedy online.
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 9: You know, where everything goes to die.
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 4: Amen.
• 2:07:30
  Speaker 2: Or get used and thrown out.
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 9: And I think it's really important to let our listeners
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 9: know this, is that the two things that I shared
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 9: was two sketches that I've done live here in Central Florida. Collectively,
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 9: I think they are at like a quarter million of
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 9: likes between these two posts.
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 2: That's a lot. Right?
• 2:07:49
  Speaker 9: They have done very well. They have also paid me
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 9: quite handsomely. A little behind the scenes, it took a
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 9: year to write each one of these social media posts.
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 9: So it's not just hitting post, this is what I
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 9: did for my day. I busted ass and we smoked
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 9: a lot of weed and rewrote the script a lot
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 9: to get it to that point. One of them was,
• 2:08:08
  Speaker 9: the whole premise of the sketch was a gay cowboy
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 9: who's homophobic. Why are you homophobic while being a gay cowboy? Because,
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 9: have you ever tried loving one of them? That's the joke.
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 9: The other one is two bank robbers, right?
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah.
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 9: Where I'm going with this is that in the very
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 9: moment that I felt the most insecure about pursuing comedy
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 9: and thinking like, what is the point? Laughs are going
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 9: to happen, but I'm just going to be greedy and
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 9: want more laughs. I get hit up in my personal
• 2:08:40
  Speaker 9: professional comedian email, right? I get hit up by two opportunities.
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 9: One email goes, hey, I run a church. I saw
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 9: one of your sketches. It was the sketch of the innkeeper.
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 9: who just did not believe Joseph that that is going
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 9: to be the son of God. And if you look
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 9: back at that story, it goes the innkeeper turned Mary
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 9: and Joseph away. And I always grew obsessed and found
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 9: that funny. We did that as a theater Thursday. Years later,
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 9: I do it live. It's now on the internet. A
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 9: church hits me up. Three hours later, a gay club
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 9: hits me up and goes, hey, I saw your sketch.
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 9: And it really hit me hard. Because it was, for
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 9: the first time in a while, I was not insecure
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 9: and I was incredibly grateful for pursuing entertainment that makes
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 9: a church laugh and makes a gay club laugh.
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 2: That's not easy.
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 3: And it's really easy.
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 9: To not take pride in a wiener joke or something
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 9: immature and sophomoric. But having those two entities reach out
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 9: a church wanting us to perform this nativity scene sketch.
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 9: And a gay club wanting us to do this gay
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 9: cowboy sketch.
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 9: And also having to respond with. No to both because
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 9: it's a 90-minute show and we can't do what you saw.
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 2: Right. 90 minutes.
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 3: It's a one– you don't want to see the cowboy
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 3: sketch church.
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 2: You do not.
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 3: And gay club, you don't want to see the church sketch.
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 2: You do not.
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 9: So I had to say no, but it made me
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 9: happy to try– I got reminded that– I'm building bridges
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 9: and entertainment can build bridges and communication and making people
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 9: laugh at things that they maybe not wouldn't have laughed
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 9: at before.
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 3: It is an honor. So take that, son. You won't
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 3: make me.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 9: Feel insecure about making comedy ever again.
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 3: I got a church and a gay club supporting me.
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 3: Don't put it on miles. It's in your own head.
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 3: You're blaming the kid. You're doing it to yourself. You're right.
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  Speaker 3: Back in a sec with more of the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 3: There's a challenge with talkbacks now. They changed.
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  Speaker 8: The company just decided to change how we get them.
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 8: And it's hard to tell if I played them or not.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 8: But here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Jim Kobacho, Prince of the Island.
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  Speaker 14: Jimmy, I think the best bank for your money is
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 14: a Latin.
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 12: Shop.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm saying it wrong. I know I'm not a Spanish.
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 2: I'm African.
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  Speaker 14: It's called La Cherena or La Cherona or La Cheret something.
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  Speaker 2: You get for 15 bucks. You get food that you
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 2: can eat for two days. Trust me. And a lot
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  Speaker 2: of meat.
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 2: And a salad. That's not fast food.
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 8: All right, now, have I played Ohana, brother Matt?
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I got one from him. All right.
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 2: Hey, how's it Ohana?
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  Speaker 15: Actually going by the studios here on I-4.
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 2: Raining.
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 15: Everybody kind of playing nice, though, which is good. Smooth
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 15: ride over from the beach side. Jimmy, man, I got
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 15: to check you like a hockey player against the glass, bro.
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 15: Chipotle's the shizzle and burritos are where it's at. You
• 2:12:16
  Speaker 15: order your bowl, you get two burritos on the side.
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 15: You get more than enough to put in those two
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 15: burrito skins. You can't even hold on to it.
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 2: There's so much food.
• 2:12:25
  Speaker 12: Aloha.
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 2: Aloha, brother Matt. All right.
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 3: Here's a, well, I don't know if we heard this already.
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 2: Jimmy James.
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 3: Ooh, that sounded good.
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 2: That's a new one. You know who.
• 2:12:40
  Speaker 12: Hey, so seeing as I'm getting in the dunk tank,
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 12: I figured I'd tease this. I may or may not
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 12: be sewing a costume for the tank.
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 2: You'll have to wait and see. Can't wait to see ya.
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, and you ready for a burger?
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 2: Ready for a burger, yeah, because we're still looking for
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 2: contestants for our event next Saturday, our Best of Challenge event.
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 2: at Sunset Walk at Margaritaville at the Promenade.
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 8: And we're picking talkbacks who describe how they'd make their burger.
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 2: And we have to pick a winner for our second
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 2: winner today. So, yeah, let's see what we got.
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 3: This one's a little out there.
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 2: Are you ready? Oh, well, let's see.
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 5: Good morning. I am Franklin. I make the Randy Fine burger,
• 2:13:28
  Speaker 5: consumed by the likes of Robert Kraft, Randy Fine himself,
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  Speaker 5: and Pink, the Zionist musician. Oh! Step 1. I blend
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  Speaker 5: wagyu beef with premium kosher randy fine visceral fat slurped
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 5: up from his most recent liposuction procedure.
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 5: Step 2. Blue cheese grumbles.
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 2: Was that grumbles?
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 5: The randy fine burger. One bite it. Two swallow it.
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 5: Perform these two actions of human ingestion recursively until your
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 5: randy fine burger no longer exists.
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 2: And that.
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 2: I can't figure out if he's like in the witness
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 2: protection program or what the deal is. So we have
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 2: other contestants, though, right, that we get to choose from
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 2: for today.
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we had just a couple that came in earlier.
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 8: But there's also a challenge with the talkback feature. It's
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 8: based in you use the iHeart app, right, to send talkbacks.
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 2: And please make us your number one preset.
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 8: Please, but when you create the account, some people will
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 8: put their email, some people won't put a phone number,
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 8: some people have their name, so it's the email. Information
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 8: I have to contact you varies. It's like I have
• 2:14:40
  Speaker 8: an email, but I had an email yesterday. That person
• 2:14:43
  Speaker 8: never responded.
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 2: If you were the shake your honey maker burger.
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 8: This is beginning to be more of a pain in
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 8: the ass. So it's like let's just have everyone come
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 8: and make burgers.
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 2: I think that's just a good idea. It's your specialty.
• 2:14:59
  Speaker 2: If you have a specialty burger.
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 3: Like 80 people show up.
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 3: Tell the people at Sunset Promenade to, you know, kind
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 3: of have enough food for that.
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 8: Listen, listen. We'll select our winner. We'll contact today and tomorrow.
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 8: We'll finish it up and get our third and final contestant.
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 8: That all happens a week from this Saturday. And details
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 8: on that, whether it's our live broadcast next Friday, the
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 8: Best of Challenge, or the Burger Challenge, where you can
• 2:15:29
  Speaker 8: take part. All the details at realradio.fm slash sunset. Something
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 8: happened for the first time. A bathroom in the bathroom
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 8: here at work today happened. And it was, I would
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 8: say on the par, the time I caught Ross eating
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 8: a sandwich in the bathroom.
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 9: You know, that's almost on par with the amount of
• 2:15:50
  Speaker 9: times you've brought that up.
• 2:15:54
  Speaker 3: This was strange.
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 8: You know, some people will talk on the phone in
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 8: the bathroom.
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, and I've heard it in the women's bathroom,
• 2:16:01
  Speaker 2: like stall door closed, doing business, still on the phone.
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 3: Has it ever opened?
• 2:16:08
  Speaker 2: No, but I mean if someone's on the phone while
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 2: they're washing their hands, you're like, oh, well, that makes sense.
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 8: But not– Well, that's what I was doing. I was
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 8: washing my hands and then someone came into the bathroom.
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 8: And I– they go up to the urinal and I
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 8: hear them talking on the phone.
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 3: At the urinal, I'm like, okay.
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 2: Were they one-handing it? The Dow was down.
• 2:16:29
  Speaker 3: The Dow. That's a choice.
• 2:16:34
  Speaker 8: But as I'm walking out past them, I see that
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 8: they're on a FaceTime call at the urinal.
• 2:16:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom did this to me once.
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 12: No.
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 8: A FaceTime call at the urinal in a public bathroom.
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 8: It's propped up on the urinal.
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 3: Who was it?
• 2:16:55
  Speaker 8: It's no one you know. Because sometimes when I use
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 8: the bathroom and I want.
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 3: I'll go to the third floor where the toilet paper
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 3: is nicer.
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 2: It is nicer. It is. Yeah, it is nicer.
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 4: What?
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a common office thing.
• 2:17:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not in the emails.
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 2: He doesn't send that. All this other stuff that.
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 8: We're supposed to know. No, that's a secret. That's a
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 8: secret thing. That's a life hack thing.
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 2: So, dude, what did the, I mean, did the person
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 2: on the other end see you walk behind this dude? Like, hey,
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 2: what's up?
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 8: Typically, there's a rule in the men's room. You're not
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 8: staring too much at other people in the men's room,
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 8: especially when they're at the urinal.
• 2:17:35
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 2:17:35
  Speaker 8: But I'm just walking out in my peripheral. I see,
• 2:17:38
  Speaker 8: you know, this guy. I'm like, he starts talking. So
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 8: I look and then I see there's a phone facing
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 8: him on a FaceTime call.
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 13: I'm like, whoa.
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a new world out there, Jack.
• 2:17:49
  Speaker 2: I guess so, man. I thought I've seen some weird
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 2: things in bathrooms. I've never seen a FaceTime call.
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 9: It's a whole new set of rules, I think, right
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 9: now in 2026 when it comes to bathroom etiquette, phones, scrolling.
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 8: And so I mentioned that to someone else. He said, yeah,
• 2:18:05
  Speaker 8: he works with a lot of students. And he said,
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 8: it's more common than you would believe, than you might
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 8: believe with younger people.
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 9: I knew, like, and it's also with the older generation
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 9: who also don't really know or care. Like, I FaceTimed
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 9: my mom and I saw a towel hanging behind her
• 2:18:24
  Speaker 9: and I went, no.
• 2:18:26
  Speaker 3: What are you doing, mom?
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 2: Just finishing stuff up. That's never what you want to
• 2:18:33
  Speaker 2: hear from mom with a towel hanging behind her.
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 9: It's either young people who like are willfully ignorant about
• 2:18:39
  Speaker 9: like social awareness and cues. And then it's old people
• 2:18:42
  Speaker 9: who are just ignorant about social cues.
• 2:18:45
  Speaker 8: So in the past, when we wanted that young person's perspective,
• 2:18:49
  Speaker 8: we'd go to Ross.
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 3: But Ross is middle-aged now.
• 2:18:52
  Speaker 2: I know. I'm 37, man.
• 2:18:54
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing well.
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 8: So I'm putting a call to the bullpen to bring
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 8: our youngest associate member of the show here, and that
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 8: would be Jaden from the 8-Bit Update. Jaden is here
• 2:19:07
  Speaker 8: at the age of 21. Jaden, what's going on?
• 2:19:09
  Speaker 2: Doing great. We're sharing a mic right now. If we
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 2: get too close... We might smooch.
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you one thing. If Jim was here right now,
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 3: you would not be sharing a mic. He doesn't believe
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 3: in that.
• 2:19:22
  Speaker 2: Real quick, just want to let folks know, Jim just
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 2: took off a little early tonight because, again, it is
• 2:19:26
  Speaker 2: his wedding anniversary. So he and his lovely wife, Tori,
• 2:19:28
  Speaker 2: are going out for an anniversary dinner, which I'm sure
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 2: is this is a great primer of the FaceTime call
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 2: in the bathroom. Mmm, yummy.
• 2:19:37
  Speaker 3: So what say you, JG?
• 2:19:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 3: Do you do a lot of FaceTime calling and ever
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 3: from the bathroom?
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 22: I actually hate the phone. I hate calling on the phone.
• 2:19:46
  Speaker 22: I hate FaceTiming on the phone. I hate everything about it.
• 2:19:49
  Speaker 22: So I prefer to just be left alone in the bathroom.
• 2:19:51
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 2:19:52
  Speaker 2: Thank you. So you don't bring your phone in the
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 2: bathroom either. Well, I throw Instagram Reels. That's not what
• 2:19:57
  Speaker 2: he said.
• 2:19:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't do the whole phone call. I'm
• 2:20:00
  Speaker 3: definitely on Reels. I don't bring the phone in the
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 3: bathroom with me. I'm a real outsider when it comes
• 2:20:05
  Speaker 3: to that.
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 2: But Ross. I mean, Jaden's brethren with you. You hate
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 2: text messaging. You'd much rather just make a phone call.
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't think that's also what he said either.
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, he hates talking on it, but I
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 2: think he hates it as much as you do.
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like texting. That's my thing.
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 9: I suck at texting really good with a phone call.
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 2: Do you FaceTime a lot? I do not.
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 3: I'll FaceTime because I think they'll want to see Miles.
• 2:20:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's true.
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 9: It's a select few people that I'll feel comfortable FaceTiming.
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 9: I'm not FaceTiming Jim. That would be weird.
• 2:20:41
  Speaker 22: If it's not about work, I'm purposely letting your phone
• 2:20:44
  Speaker 22: call ring all the way out.
• 2:20:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's a question about Jim. If you FaceTimed him,
• 2:20:50
  Speaker 2: would he FaceTime you back?
• 2:20:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I would think.
• 2:20:55
  Speaker 2: Do you think he's ever FaceTimed?
• 2:20:57
  Speaker 3: Not a chance.
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 1: No.
• 2:20:59
  Speaker 5: No.
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 2: That was the answer I was looking for.
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 3: He's not even going to call you back.
• 2:21:04
  Speaker 10: No.
• 2:21:05
  Speaker 3: You might get a text that's like, yeah.
• 2:21:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you'll call him, and then he won't answer it,
• 2:21:12
  Speaker 9: and then you'll get a text that says, sure.
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 3: I didn't even ask anymore.
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 2: THX.
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 3: All right, so.
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 9: Going back to the younger generation's bathroom etiquette, right? This
• 2:21:22
  Speaker 9: is the big question, and this is a corner that
• 2:21:26
  Speaker 9: I've had to turn. is not being upset about the
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 9: scrolling in stalls. Audio on your scrolling in the stall, JG.
• 2:21:34
  Speaker 3: What say you?
• 2:21:35
  Speaker 22: So, if I don't have an AirPod in my pocket,
• 2:21:38
  Speaker 22: minimum volume to the Mac.
• 2:21:39
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, like, we can't hear it, though. We can
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 3: hear it.
• 2:21:43
  Speaker 9: We can hear a minimum volume between a couple of
• 2:21:46
  Speaker 9: splooshes and splashes.
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 22: No, it's like someone whispering in your ear. You know,
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 22: you can't really make it out. Splishes and splashes.
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 3: So, are you.
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 2: You know, you just use a cough to cover that? No, no.
• 2:21:58
  Speaker 2: I never understood the matches in the bathroom. That just
• 2:22:01
  Speaker 2: made it smell worse. Now it smells like sulfur and poop.
• 2:22:05
  Speaker 9: The audio on a scroll in a bathroom is a...
• 2:22:09
  Speaker 9: That's a pet peeve?
• 2:22:10
  Speaker 3: No, it's just a toothpaste is out and no one
• 2:22:12
  Speaker 3: knows what the rules are.
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no. I mean, we're making them up as we go.
• 2:22:15
  Speaker 9: Have you ever scrolled and the volume was so light
• 2:22:18
  Speaker 9: in the bathroom that you put the speaker up to
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 9: your ear?
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, almost every time. So then you have to watch
• 2:22:24
  Speaker 2: the reel twice. Yeah, I got to get the audio
• 2:22:26
  Speaker 2: and hear.
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 21: What's going on.
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've done that.
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 7: And you know what?
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 2: Everyone else has.
• 2:22:32
  Speaker 3: I think a lot of people have done that.
• 2:22:35
  Speaker 2: Now, Jack, are you a bathroom, a phone in the
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 2: bathroom kind of guy?
• 2:22:38
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't answer. Well, yeah, I do. Never mind. No,
• 2:22:42
  Speaker 3: you answered a call. Well, we almost started off with $ 100.
• 2:22:45
  Speaker 3: And that just fell apart real fast.
• 2:22:47
  Speaker 2: No, a hundred percent. I do.
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 8: I bring my phone in there because that's what I'm doing. Hey,
• 2:22:52
  Speaker 8: the first time of the day, that's wordle time.
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 2:22:55
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:22:56
  Speaker 8: And then after that, it might be email or maybe
• 2:22:58
  Speaker 8: looking at social media, but if I won't call anyone there, but.
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 3: Will I answer the phone?
• 2:23:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 2:23:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:23:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have.
• 2:23:08
  Speaker 2: In the stall?
• 2:23:10
  Speaker 3: Well, not– no, not here.
• 2:23:11
  Speaker 12: Not here.
• 2:23:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 2:23:12
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking at home. At home.
• 2:23:13
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 2:23:14
  Speaker 3: I will not answer the phone here in the bathroom. Oh,
• 2:23:16
  Speaker 3: I will.
• 2:23:18
  Speaker 2: In our public bathroom?
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:23:20
  Speaker 2: Now, somebody texted us, which I thought is something that
• 2:23:22
  Speaker 2: Jack should have considered when he walked behind the person
• 2:23:25
  Speaker 2: doing the FaceTime, was you should have ripped one. I–
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 2: I was so shocked that I saw someone doing a
• 2:23:31
  Speaker 2: FaceTime in the bathroom. At the urinal. At the urinal.
• 2:23:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like– I just kept walking. I'm like, wait a minute.
• 2:23:37
  Speaker 3: And I had to process it.
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 8: I'm like– Did I just see someone FaceTiming at a urinal?
• 2:23:42
  Speaker 3: Who does that texter think Jack is?
• 2:23:44
  Speaker 9: Some weird mutant that just has that on control at
• 2:23:47
  Speaker 9: all times?
• 2:23:48
  Speaker 2: What the hell?
• 2:23:50
  Speaker 3: The worst X-Man ever.
• 2:23:52
  Speaker 8: It would have been better if I just stood there. Like,
• 2:23:54
  Speaker 8: the guy couldn't see me, right? Because he's facing the wall.
• 2:23:57
  Speaker 21: Right.
• 2:23:57
  Speaker 3: And I'm standing there. Shouldn't you just stand there, like,
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 3: looking over his shoulder?
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, really, that... That would be so tempting to
• 2:24:05
  Speaker 2: bomb that phone call.
• 2:24:05
  Speaker 3: You know, there is two of the most consistent things
• 2:24:08
  Speaker 3: in my life is two bathroom things that both of
• 2:24:12
  Speaker 3: you do, right? Deb has to go to the bathroom.
• 2:24:15
  Speaker 3: She always makes the same joke.
• 2:24:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 2:24:18
  Speaker 2: Do you have to shake the dew off my lily?
• 2:24:19
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 8: That's what I know everything is right in the world.
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 8: You can set your clock to it. Yes, you can.
• 2:24:25
  Speaker 2: You can.
• 2:24:26
  Speaker 3: It'll be happening on 658 today.
• 2:24:28
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 2:24:30
  Speaker 2: I'll meet you at the elevator. I've got to shake
• 2:24:31
  Speaker 2: the dew off my lily.
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 8: And then the second thing is the times that I
• 2:24:35
  Speaker 8: have used the bathroom and then Jack has walked in
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 8: and then used the urinal next to me, he has
• 2:24:40
  Speaker 8: made the same joke every time.
• 2:24:42
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:24:42
  Speaker 10: What is it?
• 2:24:43
  Speaker 2: Two words.
• 2:24:43
  Speaker 3: He goes, nice watch.
• 2:24:45
  Speaker 5: Ha!
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 2: Like clockwork?
• 2:24:49
  Speaker 3: I had half the time not wearing a watch.
• 2:24:54
  Speaker 2: Now, does he take the urinal exactly right next to you?
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 3: There's only two.
• 2:24:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 2:24:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a couple.
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 2:25:01
  Speaker 3: It's a love seat of urinals.
• 2:25:02
  Speaker 2: I've only looked in there once, and then I'm too
• 2:25:04
  Speaker 2: nervous to keep looking in.
• 2:25:06
  Speaker 9: But yeah, there's no– it's a lawless land right now
• 2:25:09
  Speaker 9: in the digital landscape and public bathroom stalls.
• 2:25:12
  Speaker 3: There's no– no one has the rules. There's no rules.
• 2:25:15
  Speaker 2: There are no rules.
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 3: All I do know is that everyone, after they get done,
• 2:25:20
  Speaker 3: men and women, the majority of us, have little red
• 2:25:23
  Speaker 3: marks right above our knees because that's how like you're both–
• 2:25:27
  Speaker 3: both of your hands are on the phone and then
• 2:25:29
  Speaker 3: you lean over and then your elbows are on your knees.
• 2:25:33
  Speaker 3: Maybe just me.
• 2:25:33
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 2:25:33
  Speaker 3: Never mind.
• 2:25:34
  Speaker 11: Sorry.
• 2:25:36
  Speaker 3: I'm the only one with red marks on their knees.
• 2:25:38
  Speaker 3: And not in that way.
• 2:25:39
  Speaker 9: Let me get ahead of that texting service.
• 2:25:43
  Speaker 3: Calm down.
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know. They could be way ahead of you
• 2:25:48
  Speaker 2: on that one. Like, cause like, like you get the
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 2: red marks. Cause like you're, you're leaning over, you're bending over. Right, right, right, right.
• 2:25:54
  Speaker 9: I'm not saying on the knees, but like the top
• 2:25:57
  Speaker 9: of your thighs, top of your thighs.
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 8: And, uh, Ken, the driver texted and he said, you know,
• 2:26:02
  Speaker 8: it's worse than FaceTime in the bathroom. People that eat
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 8: in the bathroom, full circle back to Ross.
• 2:26:08
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 9: See how many times he brings this up. I was
• 2:26:12
  Speaker 9: in a rush. He walked in. I was finishing a
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 9: sandwich at the same time. Had to use the bathroom.
• 2:26:20
  Speaker 7: Ew.
• 2:26:21
  Speaker 3: I wasn't on purpose. It's not like I scheduled that.
• 2:26:24
  Speaker 3: I don't even bring my coffee in there. That's gross.
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 2: Were you one handing it? I was one. Sandwiching one.
• 2:26:28
  Speaker 5: I was.
• 2:26:29
  Speaker 3: No, I wasn't using the bathroom simultaneously.
• 2:26:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, good.
• 2:26:32
  Speaker 3: Actually, it's worse. I was just in the bathroom.
• 2:26:34
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 3: He likes the aroma. It really looks like from Jack's
• 2:26:41
  Speaker 3: perspective of like, yeah, this is just where I eat
• 2:26:43
  Speaker 3: chicken sandwiches. Exactly.
• 2:26:44
  Speaker 2: This is where I take my lunch every day.
• 2:26:46
  Speaker 3: Get off my job. That's from his point of view.
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 3: It was very weird.
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  Speaker 2: I would think from a lot of people's perspective, it
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  Speaker 2: would be really weird. But that's why we love you.
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  Speaker 9: I was in a rush. It's not a preference or
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  Speaker 9: a kink. Hey, listen, there's no rules, Ross.
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  Speaker 2: You be you.
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  Speaker 9: When it comes to digital phones and stalls.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It is a new one, though. FaceTime it while
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  Speaker 2: you're at the urinal.
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  Speaker 10: All right.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to take a little break. When we come back,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to talk about new owners by Old Town
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  Speaker 2: in Kissimmee. Two roofs collapsed in Central Florida today, but
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  Speaker 2: it was worse for one Fort Lauderdale home. We'll talk
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  Speaker 2: about that next during You Heard It Here First, so
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  Speaker 2: keep it here on The Jim Colbert Show on Real
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  Speaker 2: Radio 104.1.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for a talkback purge on The Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 23: The only time I've ever called Real Radio was to
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  Speaker 23: talk to Jim Phillips on the topic of canoeing with
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  Speaker 23: your significant other. And me and my girlfriend at the
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 23: time went from King's Landing down to Wekiva Island, and
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  Speaker 23: the entire time she was bitching at me about putting
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  Speaker 23: her in the spiders, that's taking too long, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Too hot, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 23: Anyway, we've been together for 18 years, married for 11,
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  Speaker 23: three beautiful kids.
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  Speaker 2: Love the show, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, congratulations.
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  Speaker 12: Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Jim, it's not knocking nickels.
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  Speaker 6: It's knocking boots.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jim.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jim.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, get it right. I think he zipped a
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  Speaker 3: bag up at the.
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  Speaker 7: End.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we have one that just came in. I love you,
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  Speaker 3: Evil Eye.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just roll it. Of course he knows that. How
• 2:28:30
  Speaker 2: about we build a house burger?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 11: Our foundation is going to be a nicely seasoned beef patty.
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  Speaker 5: We want AC.
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  Speaker 2: No problem. We got iceberg lettuce and tomato. We have jalapeno.
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  Speaker 2: You want insulation. Ours is not going to be pink.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be a beautiful yellow pimento cheese spread.
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  Speaker 3: And our roof will be the brioche bar.
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  Speaker 7: Beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Beautiful. That's what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: That's my favorite one so far.
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  Speaker 2: Here's one more. All right.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 13: Here we go.
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  Speaker 3: We got the JC burger.
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  Speaker 2: It's just cheeseburger.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. So it's half a.
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  Speaker 8: Pound of burger, a bunch of grilled onions, three slices
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  Speaker 8: of cheese on a Kaiser roll.
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  Speaker 2: There we go.
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  Speaker 5: Simple.
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  Speaker 1: Love it.
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  Speaker 2: Bunch of food. And again, we're going to be taking
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  Speaker 2: more of those entries tomorrow as we find our third
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  Speaker 2: to turn it into a whole weekend staycation.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, whether it's a cottage or a room, you can
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  Speaker 8: get discounts. If you go to our website at realradio.fm
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  Speaker 8: slash sunset, information on our broadcast, because we'll be there
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  Speaker 3: So it's a lot.
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  Speaker 8: Of fun and all at realradio.fm slash sunset.
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  Speaker 2: Truly the Swiss Army knife of all the websites that
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  Speaker 2: you need. Let's go ahead and do You Heard It
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  Speaker 2: Here First.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for You Heard It Here First on the
• 2:30:54
  Speaker 1: Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 2: Old Town in Kissimmee has new owners. The nearly 40-year-old
• 2:30:59
  Speaker 2: shopping and entertainment complex has been purchased for more than
• 2:31:03
  Speaker 2: $ 24 million by the Rambulas family. Charlotte Thompson is one
• 2:31:08
  Speaker 2: of the long-term vendors. A lot of changeover in ownership.
• 2:31:12
  Speaker 2: So this is one of a few that I've been through. Now,
• 2:31:16
  Speaker 2: she tells Fox 35 business has been slower in the
• 2:31:19
  Speaker 2: years since COVID. The good news is the Rumbilis family
• 2:31:22
  Speaker 2: says in a statement. That they're not an out-of-state investment,
• 2:31:25
  Speaker 2: but are locals investing in their backyard.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 2:31:29
  Speaker 2: That is awesome. Two people are hurt after a roof
• 2:31:32
  Speaker 2: collapsed in Winter Garden. It happened around 11 o'clock today
• 2:31:35
  Speaker 2: at a commercial building on East Plant Street. Authorities say
• 2:31:38
  Speaker 2: the building is under construction. Both workers were rushed to
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 2: ORMC for treatment. Oh, man. The situation is still developing.
• 2:31:44
  Speaker 2: They said they weren't. too terribly injured. It was minor injuries.
• 2:31:48
  Speaker 2: But meanwhile, a home under construction in New Smyrna Beach
• 2:31:51
  Speaker 2: also collapsed this afternoon. Officials say multiple roof trusses collapsed
• 2:31:56
  Speaker 2: into the interior of the project, trapping one person inside.
• 2:32:01
  Speaker 2: That person was pulled from the debris and transported to
• 2:32:04
  Speaker 2: the hospital, but no word yet on what their condition
• 2:32:06
  Speaker 2: is like. But like I said in the tease, at
• 2:32:09
  Speaker 2: least it wasn't as bad as it was for this
• 2:32:11
  Speaker 2: one Fort Lauderdale home. Not one. But two cranes collapsed
• 2:32:18
  Speaker 2: onto a Fort Lauderdale house.
• 2:32:20
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
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  Speaker 2: It started shortly after 9 o'clock this morning as a
• 2:32:23
  Speaker 2: crane was being used to help tent the house for
• 2:32:26
  Speaker 2: termites and the truck tipped, sending the arm into the
• 2:32:30
  Speaker 2: house's roof. A second crane was brought in to help
• 2:32:34
  Speaker 2: remove the first crane and its arm broke. sending it
• 2:32:38
  Speaker 2: also into the house.
• 2:32:41
  Speaker 3: You just have to crazy person laugh after the second one, right?
• 2:32:44
  Speaker 5: Seriously, right?
• 2:32:45
  Speaker 3: It's got to be the hardest you can laugh.
• 2:32:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Fire Rescue says, on top of the
• 2:32:49
  Speaker 2: structural damage, a pipe was broken flooding the house.
• 2:32:54
  Speaker 3: And the homeowner's got to be, please, don't send another crane.
• 2:32:57
  Speaker 2: A third crane was brought in. Okay.
• 2:33:00
  Speaker 3: And then one person made the joke, you know, it
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 3: happens in threes.
• 2:33:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, and you heard it here first. on the Jim
• 2:33:08
  Speaker 2: Colbert Show. Listen, we didn't get a chance to really
• 2:33:11
  Speaker 2: talk about this too much today, but don't forget, registration
• 2:33:15
  Speaker 2: is still open to join our one and only Ross
• 2:33:17
  Speaker 2: Padgett for the Flapjack 5K coming up in November, but
• 2:33:21
  Speaker 2: registration is already open, and we want to thank Bruce Stone...
• 2:33:25
  Speaker 2: For making us pancakes today.
• 2:33:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he always goes above and beyond. And thanks to
• 2:33:30
  Speaker 8: Maggie and the crew from Leesburg. It's going to be
• 2:33:33
  Speaker 8: a fun event. And Ross and Ryan both taking part.
• 2:33:36
  Speaker 2: Running, taking part. Yeah, I'm about it. Speaking of Ross,
• 2:33:39
  Speaker 2: I want to thank Mills Air for saucing up our Thursdays.
• 2:33:42
  Speaker 2: Attorney Glenn Klausman for Colbert Court. In case you missed that,
• 2:33:45
  Speaker 2: the podcast has already been posted at the Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:33:48
  Speaker 2: And last but never least, Candice Rich and Alicia Boulware
• 2:33:52
  Speaker 2: for running our YouTube chat. Jack, do we have a
• 2:33:54
  Speaker 2: question of the day?
• 2:33:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, in our YouTube chat, the question was, do you
• 2:33:58
  Speaker 8: have an e-bike or e-scooter in your home?
• 2:34:01
  Speaker 3: How about you, Jaden?
• 2:34:04
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not. Wow, you're an old soul, my friend. How
• 2:34:07
  Speaker 2: about that?
• 2:34:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is crazy. His dad won't let him have one.
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 3: I'm going to write it. What do you think our
• 2:34:14
  Speaker 3: YouTubers say?
• 2:34:15
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say 34%.
• 2:34:17
  Speaker 3: Have one?
• 2:34:18
  Speaker 2: Have one.
• 2:34:19
  Speaker 3: Only 14%. Really? What about the burrito question? We never
• 2:34:24
  Speaker 3: got to that, buddy.
• 2:34:25
  Speaker 2: But I think the consensus is that the last bite
• 2:34:27
  Speaker 2: is the worst, right?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:34:29
  Speaker 3: Not the worst.
• 2:34:31
  Speaker 2: Hey, listen. We'll be back tomorrow afternoon for more fun
• 2:34:34
  Speaker 2: with the Jim Colbert Show, and it'll be a Friday
• 2:34:36
  Speaker 2: after that. After us, it's a corporate time with Tom
• 2:34:40
  Speaker 2: and Dan, and I can't remember the shows that are
• 2:34:41
  Speaker 2: on Thursday, so we're just going to go ahead.
• 2:34:44
  Speaker 8: A corporate time, and then it's Love Thy Neighbor, and
• 2:34:46
  Speaker 8: then it's Real Laughs, and then, you know, Real Music.
• 2:34:49
  Speaker 2: And so we follow the news junkie. They follow the
• 2:34:52
  Speaker 2: monsters in the morning. We'll be back, like I said,
• 2:34:54
  Speaker 2: Friday afternoon at 3 o'clock for more of the Jim
• 2:34:56
  Speaker 2: Colbert Show. Until then, have a fabulous Thursday evening. See
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  Speaker 2: you tomorrow.
• 2:35:01
  Speaker 8: Bye.
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  Speaker 20: Give me a freaking break.
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