Latest / Orange Bowl Boys: A Miami Hurricanes Podcast / #436: OBB Benched: Wheel of Topics & 5 Questions - Oh Monsieur, That's How You Make Life
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- 0:01[SPEAKER_05]: These are the Orange Ball Boys, who's headed by Paul Baines' roofing from residential roofing to commercial roofing, even roof repairs, give Paul a call, get your free estimate at PaulBainesRoofing.com.
- 0:15[SPEAKER_05]: Here's toast, Roman and Scoop.
- 0:18[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it is the Orange Ball Boys, but we are not talking about football, Olympics, or NBA fights.
- 0:23[SPEAKER_04]: Instead, it's nut shots, cheating Norwegians, and CTE.
- 0:29[SPEAKER_06]: Welcome to this week's edition of Benched episode 436 436 You see doing that's also for Benched?
- 0:41[SPEAKER_06]: I did it last time you guys did you okay?
- 0:42[SPEAKER_06]: All right, the best.
- 0:43[SPEAKER_06]: We're counting a man.
- 0:45[SPEAKER_04]: You said, I've got a set of president.
- 0:46[SPEAKER_04]: We count every show now.
- 0:47[SPEAKER_04]: Every show we count every show.
- 0:49[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, every show.
- 0:51[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, every 30.
- 0:52[SPEAKER_04]: 436 with the stories of the week that we thought were real funny.
- 0:56[SPEAKER_04]: And then, of course,
- 0:57[SPEAKER_04]: Rose got some five questions for us.
- 0:59[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, good.
- 0:59[SPEAKER_04]: How do you question should be a total mess?
- 1:02[SPEAKER_04]: So I want to start with so you've texted me this earlier in the week toast and I had to I had to play No, it's an old clip.
- 1:11[SPEAKER_04]: It's not from this year's look.
- 1:12[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it isn't okay.
- 1:13[SPEAKER_04]: So this is this is from 2007
- 1:16[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I was 20 years ago.
- 1:18[SPEAKER_04]: It may be the best Olympics clip of all time.
- 1:21[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, there is a French skier doing a run.
- 1:24[SPEAKER_04]: And, uh, I've come to a mess his name up.
- 1:26[SPEAKER_04]: Yarek Bertrard or something like that.
- 1:29[SPEAKER_04]: Bertrard, I think this is his name.
- 1:30[SPEAKER_07]: Yarek Bertrard?
- 1:31[SPEAKER_04]: Yarek Bertrard.
- 1:32[SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
- 1:33[SPEAKER_04]: Whatever.
- 1:33[SPEAKER_04]: We're not French.
- 1:34[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, so he's coming down.
- 1:36[SPEAKER_04]: He's doing his race.
- 1:38[SPEAKER_04]: And, you know, those gates to the skiers.
- 1:41[SPEAKER_04]: Either have to go to round numbers.
- 1:42[SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes they kind of run him over.
- 1:44[SPEAKER_04]: He catches one and they're not so friendly spot listen to his reaction.
- 1:49[SPEAKER_04]: You can hear it now.
- 1:51[SPEAKER_02]: It's the Frenchman.
- 1:52[SPEAKER_02]: Yannick Barthorne Through the estern Oh, the gate to the groin for Yannick Barthorne and you could hear it and if you're a man, you could feel it Oh
- 2:13[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, he's took a beat to go on that one.
- 2:16[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
- 2:17[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, he would fit right in with us.
- 2:20[SPEAKER_03]: Look at you, Adam.
- 2:22[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, miss you.
- 2:25[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, miss you.
- 2:26[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my lord.
- 2:27[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my goodness.
- 2:29[SPEAKER_07]: Tell me those announcers are still announcing.
- 2:31[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my lord.
- 2:32[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my lord.
- 2:33[SPEAKER_04]: They should be.
- 2:34[SPEAKER_04]: Good as it gets bad.
- 2:35[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it should be.
- 2:36[SPEAKER_07]: Dude, you could hear the pain in his voice.
- 2:41[UNKNOWN]: Oh, yeah.
- 2:42[SPEAKER_06]: That's what I was going to ask, you're worse, you're worse shot.
- 2:54[SPEAKER_06]: My worst I had a cousin and this was like the age of like when it was starting to drop for me, right?
- 3:01[SPEAKER_06]: I had no idea this was a thing and I had my girl cousin on my shoulders were like chicken fighting.
- 3:08[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
- 3:08[SPEAKER_06]: And just somehow her heel came back down on me like a pendulum in the wrong way.
- 3:13[SPEAKER_06]: Clip me just right and that same.
- 3:18[SPEAKER_06]: Sure.
- 3:20[SPEAKER_06]: I felt that I felt my balls in my throat.
- 3:23[SPEAKER_06]: I couldn't move.
- 3:25[SPEAKER_06]: I was incapacitated.
- 3:26[SPEAKER_06]: I'm like, what is this feeling?
- 3:28[SPEAKER_06]: And she just laughed on top of me.
- 3:33[SPEAKER_06]: She got to let me on fire.
- 3:34[SPEAKER_06]: And I wouldn't even notice.
- 3:40[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my goodness.
- 3:40[SPEAKER_06]: It was so bad.
- 3:41[SPEAKER_07]: So for me, for me, there's there's like there's two different options.
- 3:45[SPEAKER_07]: So, um,
- 3:47[SPEAKER_07]: There is the, one, one when I was younger, which I was a baseball catcher.
- 3:52[SPEAKER_07]: So you can see where this is going.
- 3:53[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, just, you know, so there's the athletic, you know, in a sport where that can happen.
- 3:58[SPEAKER_07]: But then, then you get into the diabolical when I'm like, you know, 1819 with my buddies and we'll just go ahead and wear it a party and just do the little flick.
- 4:09[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, to teach other and to the point that you're just, you're crippling your boys.
- 4:12[SPEAKER_07]: They're all, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they
- 4:25[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and then it's just that weird feeling for the next five minutes where they just, there's that, they don't feel right.
- 4:34[SPEAKER_07]: It's like they're crawling with spiders.
- 4:36[SPEAKER_07]: Just, but good.
- 4:37[SPEAKER_07]: But we used to do that to each other like crazy.
- 4:41[SPEAKER_07]: What's wrong with us?
- 4:42[SPEAKER_07]: What's wrong with us?
- 4:42[SPEAKER_07]: What is the mentality of men we would literally just hit each other in the balls as like young adults.
- 4:49[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
- 4:49[SPEAKER_07]: And laugh about it.
- 4:55[SPEAKER_04]: Someone can pick you, can't you in the bees you put your hand up high five Yeah, guys in our high school is doing calm cup checks
- 5:11[SPEAKER_04]: Same thing with Utah, so I was, I was, I was probably 12 years old playing Whiffleball, and I was behind the plate, and you know, you're not like squatting down like a full catcher.
- 5:19[SPEAKER_04]: You're just kind of like squat.
- 5:21[SPEAKER_04]: Dude came around, let the bat out of his hand and just, oh, right into the screen and just,
- 5:27[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 5:27[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 5:28[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'll miss you.
- 5:29[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'll miss you.
- 5:31[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 5:31[SPEAKER_03]: I was.
- 5:33[SPEAKER_05]: I was big and fresh.
- 5:34[SPEAKER_05]: Darym Bala calls it at the end.
- 5:36[SPEAKER_03]: At the end, he's on.
- 5:40[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'll miss you.
- 5:42[SPEAKER_04]: I think this was the current one.
- 5:53[SPEAKER_07]: The American pops that team when they went and three of the guys like so that was like a couple months ago Yeah, not at the limits, but it was this year like a couple months ago.
- 6:02[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 6:03[SPEAKER_06]: What and then an answer for that one was like captain obviously what a terrible run for the Americans.
- 6:08[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you think well now we'll tell you
- 6:11[SPEAKER_07]: The the the the I think is the skeleton when you go head first right.
- 6:16[SPEAKER_07]: Is that's it.
- 6:17[SPEAKER_07]: Is that the loser the skeleton when you go head first when you're lying on your stomach.
- 6:22[SPEAKER_04]: May I spread the skeleton.
- 6:23[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 6:23[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
- 6:24[SPEAKER_04]: There's just females.
- 6:25[SPEAKER_07]: There was a female doing that.
- 6:27[SPEAKER_07]: And Her her her her her her her duck truck was just gyrate in the hallway down is getting millions of like she like it.
- 6:36[SPEAKER_07]: She's wearing the Spandex and it's just the crease like it's boys.
- 6:41[SPEAKER_06]: It's boys.
- 6:42[SPEAKER_06]: It's not on top webs off the old scooter scooter and make some slot money.
- 6:46[SPEAKER_07]: I'm just saying.
- 6:47[SPEAKER_06]: It's one day and one is a ball tap here.
- 6:49[SPEAKER_06]: Those are the ones clicking it.
- 6:52[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 6:52[SPEAKER_06]: Click, click, click, slow, rewind, slow, rewind.
- 6:55[SPEAKER_06]: What I'm so curious about is like, as an Olympic sport, right?
- 7:00[SPEAKER_06]: You're like, hey, I want to invent this sport.
- 7:03[SPEAKER_06]: What's it called?
- 7:03[SPEAKER_06]: It's called Luge, right?
- 7:04[SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna put my feet down, but I'm gonna go in and say, man, that looks so fun, Ricky, yeah, I love it.
- 7:11[SPEAKER_06]: We should do it together.
- 7:14[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, right.
- 7:16[SPEAKER_06]: I did never see the two men lose.
- 7:20[SPEAKER_06]: That's the start.
- 7:21[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 7:22[SPEAKER_06]: Lost deeper.
- 7:24[SPEAKER_06]: Ricky.
- 7:25[SPEAKER_06]: Come on, Ricky.
- 7:26[SPEAKER_06]: All right, Bobby.
- 7:28[SPEAKER_06]: And that guy in the bottom has like I mean the curling guy who has the brush That's really not that hard and then you look at the guy in the bottom of the loose You just gotta do I counted today just five of these flipper thrust You just big spoon it all the way down.
- 7:44[SPEAKER_06]: I don't even think you got a steer.
- 7:46[SPEAKER_06]: You just to guy on top that you just Mounted you it's Oh
- 7:52[SPEAKER_06]: I can be a back loser.
- 7:57[SPEAKER_07]: I definitely want to be a front loser.
- 8:00[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know if we were kids for the bobs and the four men bobs.
- 8:03[SPEAKER_07]: You would have, we would have NFL players, former NFL players.
- 8:07[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, her show walker I think did it in a couple other guys.
- 8:10[SPEAKER_07]: Like, yeah, there were.
- 8:12[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, Jackson man, try it.
- 8:13[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
- 8:14[SPEAKER_06]: Peace, bro.
- 8:15[SPEAKER_06]: He just threw the thing down there.
- 8:17[SPEAKER_06]: I don't need to get it.
- 8:18[SPEAKER_06]: Watch this.
- 8:20[SPEAKER_07]: Hi, it's my first place.
- 8:21[SPEAKER_07]: So I will say the only real Olympic thing that I've really seen outside of some of the skiing and stuff was the bro, we got like a U.S. male figure skater that does back flips and shit.
- 8:32[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
- 8:32[SPEAKER_06]: He looks like I saw his outfit.
- 8:34[SPEAKER_06]: He looks like he's in, uh, you know, cats, which does he's always really like tethered in everything.
- 8:38[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for you, buddy.
- 8:39[SPEAKER_06]: But like I'm watching, I'm like, you can flip, bro.
- 8:43[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, like nothing, bro.
- 8:45[SPEAKER_07]: This is amazing.
- 8:46[SPEAKER_07]: You do backflips, you've got blades on his feet.
- 8:48[SPEAKER_07]: I just like that can go sideways.
- 8:49[SPEAKER_07]: If you miss me, that's, there's blood.
- 8:51[SPEAKER_07]: There's blood.
- 8:52[SPEAKER_07]: Topic.
- 8:53[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, there's blood.
- 8:54[SPEAKER_07]: Like there's, there's blood.
- 8:55[SPEAKER_07]: They're going to commercial.
- 8:57[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's coming out to clean stuff.
- 9:01[SPEAKER_06]: The same boat, it's coming out with like a homie's coming out for a 9-bottle, so I don't know what to say, squeegee, squeegee, the squeegee patrol, they're all coming out, oh my god And the guy, do you remember NHL 96 like when it first came out, you're like, oh my god, there's a same boaty, this is such real life, look at NHL 96 in those graphics and try to fix the lead, it's hot.
- 9:27[SPEAKER_06]: I'm like it is, but I was a master of the one time, though.
- 9:31[SPEAKER_06]: He should see scores.
- 9:33[SPEAKER_06]: Let's go.
- 9:34[SPEAKER_07]: You were probably like Brent Hall.
- 9:37[SPEAKER_06]: I at Mario Lamue.
- 9:38[SPEAKER_06]: I think Mario Lamue, yeah.
- 9:40[SPEAKER_06]: With that he was kind of a cheat code.
- 9:42[SPEAKER_06]: And if you wanted to really piss off your buddy, you know the one you kind of bought to have a little harder.
- 9:46[SPEAKER_06]: You just played with Mario Lamue.
- 9:49[SPEAKER_07]: Well, that game was broken to the point where like there were certain players.
- 9:53[SPEAKER_07]: It was almost like the,
- 9:55[SPEAKER_07]: the boat jackson and tecmo ball, I mean, there are certain players against certain teams like you just couldn't stop them.
- 10:01[SPEAKER_07]: They were going to score every, like, like, Mario Lemieux gets a hard for Wales was brutal.
- 10:05[SPEAKER_06]: the the proverbial like rock against the hard place was when you had Bo Jackson and then you had Lawrence Taylor yeah it's like who?
- 10:16[SPEAKER_06]: Lawrence you would literally say hike your buddy would say hike a was just dive in second before he could even hand it off.
- 10:24[SPEAKER_06]: But again this game's so realistic.
- 10:27[SPEAKER_06]: My how far we've got we have come far.
- 10:31[SPEAKER_04]: Well speaking of weird sports that maybe we'll one day be a lipic Bound have you guys seen the run-in straight stuff?
- 10:37[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
- 10:39[SPEAKER_04]: So this is the new viral sport on mine We're like two oh I didn't mind men size men
- 10:45[SPEAKER_04]: We'll line up out opposite sides of what is like an arena ramp basically, run full speed into each other and see who can knock the other one down.
- 10:54[SPEAKER_04]: This is no pads, no helmets.
- 10:55[SPEAKER_04]: This is just straight up the ramp and into each other.
- 10:59[SPEAKER_04]: Here you go.
- 11:14[SPEAKER_06]: It is CTE, it's just a reason why they got rid of the original kickoff because of this and these idiots, they're doing it.
- 11:23[SPEAKER_06]: It's like, and they're a lot bigger, they're a lot faster, like in a short condensed area, and what do you think is going to happen?
- 11:30[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my goodness.
- 11:32[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
- 11:33[SPEAKER_06]: I honestly don't think I can watch it long term because you know me with like, you know, just awkward things, especially awkward comedies, awkward anything.
- 11:41[SPEAKER_06]: But like that is just watching the same train wreck over and over.
- 11:45[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I can watch it.
- 11:46[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think I can watch it.
- 11:47[SPEAKER_04]: I've watched it about five minutes of it.
- 11:49[SPEAKER_04]: It's hard to watch.
- 11:50[SPEAKER_04]: No, it is.
- 11:51[SPEAKER_07]: It is.
- 11:52[SPEAKER_07]: It is disturbing.
- 11:54[SPEAKER_07]: It is dangerous.
- 11:56[SPEAKER_07]: Someone's going to get brutally hurt.
- 11:59[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm watching every fucking second of that.
- 12:01[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, bro, are you in me like you're that desperate for a payday that you're willing to do that You know, bro, let's I'll watch it sure.
- 12:11[SPEAKER_07]: Let's go ahead.
- 12:11[SPEAKER_07]: Do you go kill yourself like that's what you're gonna do Like I mean go for it, man, because that's listen.
- 12:17[SPEAKER_07]: I watch football same goddamn this is this is Sean Taylor football
- 12:22[SPEAKER_07]: This is hitting back in the day.
- 12:24[SPEAKER_07]: This is how they used to hit and football back in the day.
- 12:26[SPEAKER_07]: So let's go.
- 12:27[SPEAKER_07]: I will see two, two hundred and eighty pound guys do it.
- 12:30[SPEAKER_07]: Fucking go.
- 12:30[SPEAKER_07]: You guys don't care about yourself, but you're lying.
- 12:33[SPEAKER_07]: I think what would make it more powerful.
- 12:34[SPEAKER_06]: I hope you don't have kids.
- 12:36[SPEAKER_06]: We got to put like armor on them.
- 12:38[SPEAKER_06]: You know, and just as I go round after round, it just falls off and you're like, it's like a combination of rock and soccer robots and rock and soccer idiots.
- 12:46[SPEAKER_07]: Well, then I think you put him in a giant like arena and then you can actually have like lines that come up with their own chains And so like you're all the liars.
- 12:54[SPEAKER_06]: I might actually get them.
- 12:55[SPEAKER_06]: I can't pull them full on gladiator can sign Yeah, I just like they look like Optimus Prime at first.
- 13:01[SPEAKER_06]: We know if you if you hit it the guy just write the like he'll fall off He's got less protection jouse round number two and you're like, oh no, I would watch that.
- 13:10[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, yeah, knock off his head
- 13:12[SPEAKER_07]: Do you want them eats to come out like in halo outfits?
- 13:15[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, no, even better, even better, even with a few outfits with a spear.
- 13:25[SPEAKER_06]: Did you see that this speaking of like chanting?
- 13:27[SPEAKER_06]: Did you see this Gregorian like this priest?
- 13:30[SPEAKER_06]: He's doing like Gregorian chance to techno music.
- 13:33[SPEAKER_07]: And it's cool with the famous DJ.
- 13:35[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, it's cool crazy.
- 13:36[SPEAKER_07]: He's an actual, yeah.
- 13:38[SPEAKER_07]: He's been around for years, bro.
- 13:39[SPEAKER_07]: He goes to giant festivals.
- 13:41[SPEAKER_07]: This is like, yeah, I forgot his name, but he's a real, real accomplished DJ.
- 13:44[SPEAKER_07]: And he's like, lives with the Vatican.
- 13:46[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
- 13:47[SPEAKER_06]: And the music's good.
- 13:48[SPEAKER_06]: All right, so your Catholic, you know, grew up Catholic.
- 13:52[SPEAKER_06]: I remember the first time I took the Mrs. to a Catholic church.
- 13:56[SPEAKER_06]: Here when we got out, right, she'd never been.
- 13:58[SPEAKER_06]: First thing she tells me to us, she goes, wow, they really can't sing.
- 14:03[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, that's that, that's the thing about Catholic church.
- 14:07[SPEAKER_07]: Like if you go to one, if you're looking to go to one where they're actually on like a real choir, then it could sound amazing, but all of them are going to try and sing.
- 14:15[SPEAKER_07]: And if you got a canter that can't sing, then make a difference, they still got to sing.
- 14:19[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, no, it's hard to sing in their chanting.
- 14:23[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's working.
- 14:25[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 14:28[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 14:28[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
- 14:33[SPEAKER_06]: That's the club music we need to buy.
- 14:41[SPEAKER_06]: Fage, yeah.
- 14:42[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, shout out to our partner, Paul Bage.
- 14:45[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
- 14:46[SPEAKER_06]: This is the club music that's going on when you get a crank move through front air.
- 14:50[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, hey.
- 14:51[SPEAKER_04]: This guy's amazing.
- 14:51[SPEAKER_04]: He's in the full priest outfit.
- 14:53[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
- 14:54[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see.
- 14:54[SPEAKER_07]: Now, tell you what.
- 14:56[SPEAKER_07]: You're a tissue.
- 14:57[SPEAKER_07]: You take access to some mercy and Jesus.
- 15:00[SPEAKER_06]: This is the closest to heaven you've ever been.
- 15:03[SPEAKER_06]: He was gone.
- 15:06[SPEAKER_06]: That's the face.
- 15:08[SPEAKER_07]: You know, just the reality.
- 15:09[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's amazing.
- 15:11[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
- 15:11[SPEAKER_07]: Nobody, hey, there's, yeah, there's clips of him.
- 15:13[SPEAKER_07]: It's, yeah.
- 15:14[SPEAKER_04]: That is absolutely.
- 15:15[SPEAKER_07]: But he's wearing the full garb, yeah, man.
- 15:17[SPEAKER_07]: The only thing he doesn't do, which I obsess me, he needs to start wearing the Pope hat.
- 15:22[SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't wear a polka, doesn't wear any sortie, doesn't wear the little.
- 15:25[SPEAKER_07]: You can wear the polka if you're not polka.
- 15:26[SPEAKER_07]: Well, in the bishop hat, whatever the bishop hat, like there's like, you've got to wear that snap, man.
- 15:31[SPEAKER_07]: I got one, like a bit of a bit of something.
- 15:35[SPEAKER_06]: I got one on Amazon for like $5.
- 15:37[SPEAKER_06]: He's like rank and file priest, you know, you need to use that like that.
- 15:40[SPEAKER_07]: He's a DJ in front of 100,000 people.
- 15:44[SPEAKER_07]: He's a great guy.
- 15:46[SPEAKER_07]: He's a great guy.
- 15:47[SPEAKER_07]: He's a great guy.
- 15:48[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no.
- 15:48[SPEAKER_07]: He's entertaining them.
- 15:49[SPEAKER_06]: Diocese, kind of a guy.
- 15:50[SPEAKER_06]: He's not like that.
- 15:51[SPEAKER_06]: Like a hit, no.
- 15:53[SPEAKER_07]: I don't believe you.
- 15:54[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 15:54[SPEAKER_06]: You got me.
- 15:55[SPEAKER_06]: You got me.
- 15:56[SPEAKER_06]: You're moving, man.
- 15:58[SPEAKER_06]: He's.
- 15:58[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
- 15:59[SPEAKER_06]: He's going to be the next one.
- 16:01[SPEAKER_07]: Imagine hitting the Pope, but he should perform with the next concave.
- 16:07[SPEAKER_07]: Just lay in beats while they're making a decision next time.
- 16:11[SPEAKER_06]: You can see I'm just in a corner.
- 16:12[SPEAKER_06]: I think we should go with Francisco from Seattle.
- 16:16[SPEAKER_06]: What do you think?
- 16:18[SPEAKER_04]: What do you think you're holding us?
- 16:23[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah.
- 16:24[SPEAKER_06]: I got it.
- 16:25[SPEAKER_06]: I got I'm feeling it.
- 16:26[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god.
- 16:29[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's too good.
- 16:30[SPEAKER_04]: Good shit.
- 16:30[SPEAKER_06]: Fantastic.
- 16:31[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's a sheet, but I love it.
- 16:34[SPEAKER_04]: Speaking of the Olympics, we're still kind of on the Olympics here.
- 16:38[SPEAKER_04]: Norwegian, the Norwegian athlete this week.
- 16:40[SPEAKER_04]: This isn't saying who won a byathlon event in Milan.
- 16:48[SPEAKER_04]: And then got up in front of the media and confessed
- 16:54[SPEAKER_04]: and the whole interview is in Norwegian where he did it.
- 16:57[SPEAKER_04]: So the English version is him meeting with the media after.
- 17:01[SPEAKER_04]: And they're like, so why did you do this again?
- 17:04[SPEAKER_04]: And here's what he had to say.
- 17:05[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't know.
- 17:06[SPEAKER_00]: If it's the right choice or not.
- 17:09[SPEAKER_00]: But it was the choice I made.
- 17:12[SPEAKER_00]: We make different choices during our life.
- 17:14[SPEAKER_00]: And that's how you make life basically.
- 17:17[SPEAKER_00]: So today, I made the choice to tell the world what I did, so maybe there's a chance that she will show us, see what she really means to me, and maybe not, but I don't want to think I didn't try everything to get her back.
- 17:46[SPEAKER_07]: and she broke up with him apparently.
- 17:48[SPEAKER_07]: So she didn't just find out during the interview from what I'm learning.
- 17:52[SPEAKER_07]: But listen, if you're in that situation and you were, I fucked up, I want her back.
- 17:57[SPEAKER_07]: You throw yourself out there in front of the world, maybe getting some pity points, I guess.
- 18:01[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, why the hell not?
- 18:02[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, if I'm her, I'm like, you know what?
- 18:04[SPEAKER_07]: You won the bras.
- 18:05[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe if it was the gold bras, I mean, there's two other guys that are probably better than you.
- 18:10[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that Olympic village stays under here, right?
- 18:15[SPEAKER_06]: We know what happens over there.
- 18:16[SPEAKER_06]: He gets a pent up outfit.
- 18:18[SPEAKER_06]: And it's a math leats.
- 18:19[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, especially when they're going down the skeleton, but don't get dunked.
- 18:23[SPEAKER_06]: You know, yeah, I know who you did it with.
- 18:26[SPEAKER_06]: It was her.
- 18:28[SPEAKER_06]: You dirty old Norwegian dog.
- 18:30[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to give him a pass for, like, how he said in an English, because obviously it's not his first language, but I'm telling you make life.
- 18:37[SPEAKER_06]: I think I make a life as soon as he said that, I was like, no, that's not how you make life.
- 18:41[SPEAKER_07]: But the tailpipe and the bell type.
- 18:44[SPEAKER_06]: You know, the reason why you're in the dilemma you are, because you tried to make life with somebody else.
- 18:49[SPEAKER_06]: That's why you made that life for you.
- 18:51[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
- 18:52[SPEAKER_07]: If you're hurting and taking back, you give me another shot?
- 18:56[SPEAKER_06]: No, I was like, he said they spoke it.
- 18:58[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
- 18:59[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, you know, that means they're good men together, but they've apparently talked.
- 19:03[SPEAKER_07]: What do you think her friends are saying about this?
- 19:06[SPEAKER_06]: Now, everybody knows, don't, which is the whole country knows, it's like, no, it's the age of the Norwegian paper.
- 19:12[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, I would too, this is like life.
- 19:19[SPEAKER_06]: Why did Jenners just go all served by me?
- 19:21[SPEAKER_06]: Stop, I want it.
- 19:23[SPEAKER_07]: I can imagine, I'm sure that they're interviewing like his ex-girlfriends to find out if he ever cheated on them as well.
- 19:28[SPEAKER_07]: Like, this is gonna be a thing.
- 19:30[SPEAKER_07]: Like, if they're smart, when he gets back, they turn this into a reality show.
- 19:35[SPEAKER_06]: If he was smart, he would have kept it quiet, bro.
- 19:37[SPEAKER_06]: He was just like, let's handle this.
- 19:39[SPEAKER_06]: I did what I did.
- 19:40[SPEAKER_06]: I'll confess to my sins, but we're going to do this private.
- 19:42[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not going to make an ass out of yourself nationwide.
- 19:44[SPEAKER_07]: I think that's worth points with her.
- 19:46[SPEAKER_07]: I think I think I might be endearing in a way.
- 19:48[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
- 19:48[SPEAKER_07]: I think I think it has a better shot than not.
- 19:53[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think it's going to happen for him, but.
- 19:55[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, me too.
- 19:56[SPEAKER_07]: I respect the fact that he went all in trying to get her back.
- 20:00[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but it was just weak sauce.
- 20:02[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it's absolutely weak.
- 20:03[SPEAKER_07]: You know, weak Norwegian sauce, like I'm a fish.
- 20:06[SPEAKER_07]: You have been made life into you had a God sandwich.
- 20:14[SPEAKER_07]: It's not even I think it's like hairing.
- 20:16[SPEAKER_07]: It's not even God.
- 20:17[SPEAKER_07]: It's like you.
- 20:18[SPEAKER_07]: It's a lot of dog bun.
- 20:20[SPEAKER_07]: It's kind of awful.
- 20:21[SPEAKER_04]: That's awful.
- 20:22[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 20:22[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
- 20:24[SPEAKER_04]: Well, last story, then we'll get to five questions.
- 20:27[SPEAKER_04]: I've never heard of this guy before.
- 20:29[SPEAKER_04]: Jeff Trailer.
- 20:31[SPEAKER_04]: The head coach of UTSA.
- 20:36[SPEAKER_07]: University of Texas and Antonio.
- 20:38[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, almost the Larry Cokers.
- 20:41[SPEAKER_07]: Larry Cokers started that program.
- 20:42[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, are they the roadrunners?
- 20:44[SPEAKER_04]: Is that what they're doing?
- 20:45[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, they get all roadrunners meet me.
- 20:48[SPEAKER_04]: He was speaking to the media and he had an idea of how he thinks UTSA can get fundraising and then throwing out this idea also decided to take a shot at East Carolina for some reason.
- 21:00[SPEAKER_01]: We got to find a way to
- 21:01[SPEAKER_01]: fun race fun race fun race fun race.
- 21:04[SPEAKER_01]: So if you come up with some idea I have an idea It sounds like he's chair.
- 21:06[SPEAKER_01]: I was going to copy it.
- 21:08[SPEAKER_01]: I will give total access to this building at all times 24 7 365 well a live reality TV show if somebody would just go buy a national championship We're just gonna bet we're gonna bet on the road runners.
- 21:21[SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna bet on the triangle toughness
- 21:22[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to put down 50 million and we're going to go buy us a national championship and have total access Low reality TV make your money back.
- 21:31[SPEAKER_06]: I'm here for somebody wants to donate the That's the idea of human language that we can go from the Norwegian side of things To this guy like it's amazing how we speak
- 21:50[SPEAKER_06]: Different parts of the world.
- 21:52[SPEAKER_06]: Hey brother, I agree with you.
- 21:53[SPEAKER_06]: You'd let's make it a reality TV show open off It actually is only for 50 million.
- 21:57[SPEAKER_06]: I've been Hey, there's a lot of money in taxes.
- 22:00[SPEAKER_06]: You should just borrow the 50 million from taxes to long bar and stick.
- 22:03[SPEAKER_06]: They're probably good for it They'll want it to you
- 22:05[SPEAKER_07]: I think it's a great idea.
- 22:06[SPEAKER_07]: I think there's many worse ideas.
- 22:08[SPEAKER_07]: I don't hate the idea.
- 22:09[SPEAKER_07]: And I think it's a realistic, like you would make your money back with the advertising from basically eight, seven months of doing this list.
- 22:17[SPEAKER_07]: It's like doing the real world house back in the day on MTV.
- 22:21[SPEAKER_07]: That's exactly what you're talking about.
- 22:22[SPEAKER_07]: It's been done.
- 22:23[SPEAKER_07]: It's proven like shoot.
- 22:25[SPEAKER_07]: I mean,
- 22:26[SPEAKER_07]: There's enough idiots out there with, you know, millions of dollars that would actually do it.
- 22:30[SPEAKER_06]: You know what they need on their team though, just to make it all work.
- 22:32[SPEAKER_06]: They just need one snookie.
- 22:34[SPEAKER_06]: That's it.
- 22:34[SPEAKER_06]: That's it.
- 22:35[SPEAKER_06]: That's it.
- 22:36[SPEAKER_06]: You're good.
- 22:37[SPEAKER_06]: You get one snookie on that team.
- 22:39[SPEAKER_06]: It's snookalicious.
- 22:40[SPEAKER_07]: Listen, you have the players maybe you're playing in, maybe you're bringing in a, you know, a progressive masseuse.
- 22:46[SPEAKER_07]: And you know, you have some fun.
- 22:48[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
- 22:50[SPEAKER_07]: You can have a couple of versions.
- 22:51[SPEAKER_07]: You can have an after-dark version as well.
- 22:53[SPEAKER_07]: Rubin Tugs.
- 22:55[SPEAKER_07]: Roadrunners after dark.
- 22:57[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 22:58[SPEAKER_04]: Featuring with just Sean Watson.
- 23:01[SPEAKER_04]: Oh.
- 23:03[SPEAKER_06]: And mailing.
- 23:03[SPEAKER_06]: May you win.
- 23:07[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, there's a reference for you.
- 23:08[SPEAKER_06]: No.
- 23:09[SPEAKER_06]: That's good.
- 23:10[SPEAKER_04]: It's something that we don't have the man.
- 23:12[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 23:12[SPEAKER_04]: I've heard worse fundraising ideas, though.
- 23:15[SPEAKER_04]: So Jeff Trayler, I'm not, I'm not, I'm with you, buddy.
- 23:18[SPEAKER_07]: I think so much should take him up on that offer.
- 23:20[SPEAKER_06]: Jeff Trailer, you got my thumbs up.
- 23:22[SPEAKER_06]: You hop.
- 23:23[SPEAKER_06]: You hop.
- 23:23[SPEAKER_07]: And how pissed were the SEC people be if UTSA makes the playoff?
- 23:27[SPEAKER_06]: No.
- 23:27[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I'll piss for that.
- 23:28[SPEAKER_06]: When Indiana just won a national championship.
- 23:30[SPEAKER_07]: There I go.
- 23:32[SPEAKER_07]: When UTSA is outspending Alabama and Georgia, all the love that.
- 23:36[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 23:37[SPEAKER_07]: Everybody's favorite.
- 23:38[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 23:44[SPEAKER_06]: Question number one, if your life had a skill tree, similar to like a video game system, you know, skill tree, what would you upgrade first in your life?
- 23:58[SPEAKER_06]: Some examples could be like speed or strength or intelligence, but where you're spending your skill tree point.
- 24:06[SPEAKER_04]: Can I buy more sleep?
- 24:09[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I love it.
- 24:10[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 24:10[SPEAKER_04]: If I could ever write like an extra hour of sleep a night, that would be.
- 24:15[SPEAKER_04]: I make all the difference.
- 24:17[SPEAKER_07]: My skill tree, one of my improving.
- 24:20[SPEAKER_07]: What kind of game are we playing?
- 24:22[SPEAKER_07]: The game of life, just the game of life.
- 24:24[SPEAKER_06]: Game of life.
- 24:26[SPEAKER_06]: Game of life.
- 24:27[SPEAKER_07]: I'm upgrading my mental financial acuity.
- 24:33[SPEAKER_06]: Man, so funny, so yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah
- 24:37[SPEAKER_06]: I, if I had some Jedi force abilities, I would definitely upgrade all those because that's big dishes and that's great.
- 24:44[SPEAKER_06]: And in terms of real life, I, I, I'm going to be honest, I just, I'll just check the health dig just, you know, you, little health box.
- 24:53[SPEAKER_06]: Sure.
- 24:54[SPEAKER_07]: I thought you were going to say you wanted a bigger penis.
- 24:57[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 24:57[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
- 24:58[SPEAKER_06]: Anyways.
- 24:58[SPEAKER_06]: Question number two.
- 25:00[SPEAKER_06]: Take your word for it.
- 25:01[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 25:02[SPEAKER_06]: Question number two.
- 25:03[SPEAKER_06]: What's something childish you still do as an adult?
- 25:08[SPEAKER_04]: everything I do isn't it's a childish if you look at this stupid ass room behind me Oh, I know full of toys.
- 25:16[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, how many benched episodes have we done?
- 25:18[SPEAKER_07]: This is number three or four.
- 25:20[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, all right.
- 25:21[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 25:21[SPEAKER_04]: All right, this is just a recent reboot here.
- 25:24[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this would be number three
- 25:25[SPEAKER_07]: This will be number three.
- 25:26[SPEAKER_07]: So in two thirds of them, I have brought up male genitalia.
- 25:30[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 25:32[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 25:32[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, keep it going.
- 25:33[SPEAKER_06]: Just like Tim Teebo.
- 25:35[SPEAKER_06]: I think you nailed it.
- 25:36[SPEAKER_06]: Jenner's for me too.
- 25:37[SPEAKER_06]: One of the days like, if you looked at the back of my room, I got another, but 80s arcade toys and transformers and Star Wars toys, like, we grow up.
- 25:45[SPEAKER_06]: The only thing that changes is the price of our toys.
- 25:48[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm amazed you don't have an optimist prime like life size in your house.
- 25:54[SPEAKER_06]: Not who life side you point is the one near him.
- 25:57[SPEAKER_06]: There's one he's so.
- 25:59[SPEAKER_06]: There is like a lifestyle one that like transforms and like does this just for like a couple grand, but that's not wishlist.
- 26:06[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, this is dope.
- 26:06[SPEAKER_06]: You know what I'm saying?
- 26:07[SPEAKER_06]: I want him and the mega-tron one's great.
- 26:10[SPEAKER_06]: So like what I'm doing this show, I just turn them on and they just constantly bring it to the ground and just do this crazy.
- 26:17[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, all I'm hearing in the background is like, he's so in fire, he rules in a half show.
- 26:23[SPEAKER_06]: Dye, Megatron, like Hannah, you're going to talk about the biggest kid in the world, yeah, I'm not.
- 26:30[SPEAKER_06]: What was question number three?
- 26:32[SPEAKER_06]: What is the most unexpected crush you've had?
- 26:37[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, unexpected.
- 26:41[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what I ran out of.
- 26:47[SPEAKER_06]: You're like, man, she's pricing, I don't know what it is, or he, I don't know.
- 26:54[SPEAKER_07]: Well, certainly wasn't one of those, Row.
- 26:59[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 27:00[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
- 27:18[SPEAKER_07]: I was middle school maybe it's there was a girl that I definitely had a crush on and it was unexpected Why I mean I yeah, I didn't I only knew over those two weeks.
- 27:30[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's that's love it first camp one of those deals.
- 27:34[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I made her a mixed tape
- 27:39[SPEAKER_07]: There's a section of Terry, you know.
- 27:41[SPEAKER_07]: The actual adventure of love in our day.
- 27:44[SPEAKER_07]: Back in the 80s, that was the most you could do.
- 27:47[SPEAKER_07]: Nothing said you're it then a custom mix tape.
- 27:52[SPEAKER_07]: I just gotta go with you with the radio cuts where I had to get out of the DJ.
- 27:56[SPEAKER_06]: I gotta get the original OG for me.
- 27:58[SPEAKER_06]: I'm literally in, I still remember.
- 28:00[SPEAKER_06]: I'm in a little townhouse in Davy.
- 28:02[SPEAKER_06]: I don't even think my other boat is born.
- 28:03[SPEAKER_06]: I'm just chilling and watching an episode of Full House.
- 28:06[SPEAKER_06]: And there comes DJ Tanner and a little poofy hair full of hairspray, and I just remember looking at her and going, why am I so warm?
- 28:15[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I didn't expect that one.
- 28:18[SPEAKER_07]: What I mean, Milano was one of those.
- 28:21[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean, if you're going to go that road, the easiest, there's Kelly Capowski.
- 28:24[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, Kelly Capowski.
- 28:25[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, save by the bell.
- 28:26[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, tip me and encourage it.
- 28:28[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, yes.
- 28:29[SPEAKER_06]: Of our youth.
- 28:31[SPEAKER_07]: Of.
- 28:32[SPEAKER_06]: She was a command.
- 28:33[SPEAKER_07]: I would listen, I'll tell you what, if you want to go youth youth, she was singing on TV.
- 28:38[SPEAKER_06]: She said, oh, yeah, okay, yeah.
- 28:43[SPEAKER_06]: A list of Malano is in command, though.
- 28:46[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, she had an idea.
- 28:47[SPEAKER_06]: That was amazing.
- 28:48[SPEAKER_06]: That was such a good movie.
- 28:50[SPEAKER_06]: All right, question number four, you are the owner of an F1 racing team.
- 28:58[SPEAKER_06]: Let's go.
- 29:00[SPEAKER_06]: Who is your sponsor?
- 29:02[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'm going zax piece.
- 29:10[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if you guys have a lot of zax piece in South Florida.
- 29:13[SPEAKER_06]: No, we're we're starting that they're starting to pop up.
- 29:15[SPEAKER_04]: We have one in the city freaking everywhere here in our great.
- 29:18[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, chicken wing like a chicken wing place.
- 29:20[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, damn, so good.
- 29:22[SPEAKER_07]: Because of the possibilities of the delivery of the car, the paint job,
- 29:30[SPEAKER_07]: Man, I see endless possibilities with Chester, the Cheetah and Cheetos.
- 29:36[SPEAKER_07]: You're going to be like orange in like, Yeah, like the colors being same, bro.
- 29:41[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 29:42[SPEAKER_07]: And then you have your driver with like a chest or a helmet, like his head on.
- 29:47[SPEAKER_07]: That'd be freaking insane.
- 29:51[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not gonna win, but this was just my answer.
- 29:54[SPEAKER_06]: I think I would have the team sponsor Ben Gay.
- 29:56[SPEAKER_06]: But that's mine.
- 29:58[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
- 29:59[SPEAKER_06]: What is?
- 30:00[SPEAKER_04]: Why you can just be on the pole, don't you?
- 30:01[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on.
- 30:02[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on.
- 30:02[SPEAKER_07]: What is that?
- 30:04[SPEAKER_07]: Team Ben.
- 30:05[SPEAKER_07]: Hey.
- 30:05[SPEAKER_07]: What do I mean?
- 30:06[SPEAKER_07]: What does it mean?
- 30:07[SPEAKER_08]: Now give me a big game for all of us guys to get sore meals.
- 30:13[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and there's a whole little bit of love it.
- 30:16[SPEAKER_06]: My, if you see the commonality here, I'm not trying to go down road.
- 30:19[SPEAKER_06]: You think I am listeners.
- 30:20[SPEAKER_06]: I'm literally telling you I need some health polls, some health bumps in my skill tree and some Ben Gay.
- 30:27[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
- 30:27[SPEAKER_06]: That's just where I'm going.
- 30:33[SPEAKER_06]: Signing off, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
- 31:04[SPEAKER_07]: history.
- 31:06[SPEAKER_07]: And in the only time my entire life, that I was French kissing a tongue kissing a girl who would not use her tongue was just a fish like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a
- 31:28[SPEAKER_06]: But I raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw raw
- 31:49[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
- 31:50[SPEAKER_06]: It didn't last that long for me either and just like you because when it's that bad of first date I don't remember her name either, but the incessant.
- 31:57[SPEAKER_06]: I'll tell you why she could not stop talking in the third person.
- 32:03[SPEAKER_06]: Oh.
- 32:04[SPEAKER_06]: And when I'm talking about like one or two times, okay, that's kind of cute.
- 32:08[SPEAKER_06]: But when I'm talking about like a hundred times within an hour.
- 32:13[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, that's when I'm like, hey, you know.
- 32:16[SPEAKER_06]: saved me.
- 32:18[SPEAKER_06]: I need you to.
- 32:19[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, man.
- 32:19[SPEAKER_06]: I got to go because it was creepy.
- 32:22[SPEAKER_06]: It was creepy.
- 32:23[SPEAKER_06]: Generous.
- 32:24[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, it's a weird one.
- 32:26[SPEAKER_04]: I want to college where the girl, I'd take it around one time and she'd just broken up with her boyfriend who was a dude we had known.
- 32:35[SPEAKER_04]: She wanted to do all the same stuff with me that she used to do with him.
- 32:37[SPEAKER_04]: So I wanted to go to the same restaurant, wanted to go to the same drinking place, hang out with the same people, but with me instead of him.
- 32:44[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like the whole night, I felt she was replicating.
- 32:54[SPEAKER_07]: Well, you were the, you were the, the witch's dad, a husband.
- 32:57[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I was.
- 32:58[SPEAKER_04]: I was the, it was the other Darren.
- 33:00[SPEAKER_04]: The other Darren.
- 33:01[SPEAKER_04]: I was the other Darren.
- 33:02[SPEAKER_04]: She was sneaking you in the six season, hoping nobody would notice.
- 33:05[SPEAKER_04]: She'd say, yeah, it's just something to me.
- 33:07[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, there's something.
- 33:09[SPEAKER_04]: And I hate it.
- 33:10[SPEAKER_04]: I hated it.
- 33:10[SPEAKER_04]: It was so weird, because it was like, everybody's looking me like, how are you doing here?
- 33:15[SPEAKER_04]: We're just, we're Bill ago.
- 33:16[SPEAKER_04]: This is their group.
- 33:17[SPEAKER_04]: Bill was here last week.
- 33:18[SPEAKER_06]: I know exactly where Bill went.
- 33:20[SPEAKER_06]: Bill was on the bottom of the lose right now.
- 33:25[SPEAKER_04]: He's heading down him with some other dude.
- 33:28[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, nice.
- 33:30[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 33:30[SPEAKER_07]: Great.
- 33:32[SPEAKER_07]: That was one of the t-shirts.
- 33:33[SPEAKER_07]: This is Ole Miss.
- 33:37[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know the beans.
- 33:40[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god.
- 33:41[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, what's up, beanie?
- 33:43[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my goodness.
- 33:46[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
- 33:47[SPEAKER_04]: Why do we have this one?
- 33:49[SPEAKER_04]: I feel like the name's got to be.
- 33:52[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, miss you.
- 33:52[SPEAKER_04]: I think you have to let's go.
- 33:54[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 33:55[SPEAKER_04]: I also wrote down the back loser.
- 33:58[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, roll out the Zamboni, rock em' sock em' idiots, you're gonna see Jesus, that's how you make life.
- 34:16[SPEAKER_04]: That's how you make life.
- 34:16[SPEAKER_04]: Oh God.
- 34:19[SPEAKER_04]: All right, have right.
- 34:22[SPEAKER_04]: I'm down to, I'm down to omissual and that's how you make life.
- 34:26[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we're 20 guys one.
- 34:27[SPEAKER_04]: Are we just going to be sure that's how you make life?
- 34:30[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's how you make life.
- 34:33[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's how you make life.
- 34:37[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, that's so funny.
- 34:39[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, good shit.
- 34:40[SPEAKER_04]: Well, thank you for joining us for this week's episode of Bench and uh, we're off this week, right?
- 34:45[SPEAKER_04]: We're off this week.
- 34:46[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
- 34:46[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
- 34:47[SPEAKER_07]: We'll be, whatever, whatever that week is, we'll be back in the next 23rd.
- 34:53[SPEAKER_04]: Behaviorselves and we'll be back in the next week.
- 34:56[SPEAKER_05]: That's another episode in the books.
- 34:58[SPEAKER_04]: What are you waiting for?
- 35:00[SPEAKER_05]: Somebody to kiss you goodbye.
- 35:01[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
- 35:03[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, I guess not.
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