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Episode 92: Two For A Pound · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hello there, Fred Dimney listening to this week's Tom and
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Show. They've a right good bit about a lottery
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  Speaker 1: winner in the middle and people often say to me, Fred,
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  Speaker 1: you must be a lucky man climbing jimneys every day
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  Speaker 1: for years and years and not falling off. Why don't
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  Speaker 1: you do the lottery? Fred, you're lucky enough to win
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  Speaker 1: blom and thing. Well, now there's luck in this world,
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  Speaker 1: all right. And if you were going to have luck,
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  Speaker 1: would you rather be for winning a lottery or for
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  Speaker 1: a boats and chair hold and firm three hundred feet
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  Speaker 1: up chimney. That's what I would always tell them. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to fall off a jimney with a winning
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  Speaker 1: lottery ticket in my pocket. No.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, I'll see.
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  Speaker 3: Thee ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show of myself Jerry McBride,
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  Speaker 4: and here's good Tom. Ohmany Tom. I We've been having
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  Speaker 4: a little chat for about five minutes before we start recording,
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  Speaker 4: and I will going to say it then what I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to say it Now, you look like you're about
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  Speaker 4: to go to war, not just that you have the
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  Speaker 4: green short on it, but you also have what looks
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  Speaker 4: at a casual glance, like the gun Rambo fired at
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  Speaker 4: the end of Forst Blood Part two. It's it took
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  Speaker 4: me a little while. What is it though?
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Tell it's a giant tripod for taking like a you know,
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  Speaker 2: a speaker, like that's what it is.
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  Speaker 4: But it does look like you have actually looks like
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  Speaker 4: a multi barreled rifle.
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  Speaker 2: That was the first thing the young for this all
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  Speaker 2: when he saw he started running around the house with
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  Speaker 2: it like it was a gun. But yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 2: it's not, it's not, it's not all. I could have
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  Speaker 2: used it this weekend. We have some youth that are
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  Speaker 2: after getting youths that are after getting their hands on
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  Speaker 2: quads and whatnot, and it's just it's yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 4: Doing a lot of working outside this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: And let's just say, all man and o'mahnny got a
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  Speaker 2: bit crotchety, shall I say?
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  Speaker 4: Like you know what I mean, croutchery? Are we going
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  Speaker 4: to be oh the year time, that's gonna be sensational.
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  Speaker 2: It'll be like like movie level crotchery. Like I mean,
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  Speaker 2: but my whole thing is I moved to the countryside.
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  Speaker 2: These kids don't know that, but I moved to the
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  Speaker 2: countryside for solitude and quiet, and I go find the
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  Speaker 2: noisy stuff at the weekends when I go shout things
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  Speaker 2: at people in comedy clubs and stuff, and that's where
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  Speaker 2: my noisy stuff is. And I come back here only
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  Speaker 2: to have my goats. I'm a badgers. I'm a couple
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  Speaker 2: of deer, and I'm going to hear badly driven quads
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  Speaker 2: around the forest behind.
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  Speaker 4: That's got a thing on top of everyone else.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, so old man Henny Nearly came out shaking
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  Speaker 2: my rake and him like, oh your shakeha boy, that's
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  Speaker 2: that's been my weekend.
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  Speaker 4: I should have just brought out the tripod there. I
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  Speaker 4: should have actually coming across the break with that, and
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  Speaker 4: you're gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Be like, fuck, go I should you know, the right
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  Speaker 2: there in the evening time and have a laser pointer
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  Speaker 2: in the garage. I don't know where it came up from.
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  Speaker 2: I should actually just imagine a laser dot just landing
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  Speaker 2: on you while you're in the forest, just landing on
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  Speaker 2: your chest.
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  Speaker 4: I should shoot. Do you know what I should?
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  Speaker 2: If some of these kids are well educated in good
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  Speaker 2: classic like action action alien movies, I should get three
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  Speaker 2: of them, tape them together and three dots landing on
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  Speaker 2: your chest.
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  Speaker 4: Would kids even know these days? No kids even know
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  Speaker 4: what the predator is?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, no, my well, I've been informed anyway that
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  Speaker 2: my son is now digitally where was He is now
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  Speaker 2: ready to go for his Ooucher trials. He is going
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  Speaker 2: to be the new He's going to be the new predator.
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  Speaker 4: He told me. So, I've had to make a couple
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  Speaker 4: of things for his arm. It's a it's kids these
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  Speaker 4: days are worried about a predator of other sorts.
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  Speaker 2: Hence why I moved to the countryside. There I can
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  Speaker 2: see him or hear him come with the bastards from
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  Speaker 2: a distance, and I can just use mails.
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  Speaker 4: That have been released over the last couple of years
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  Speaker 4: shows that there's more than Yaucher we need to be
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  Speaker 4: worried about when it comes to productors in this land.
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  Speaker 4: But that's not what we're here to talk about.
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  Speaker 2: It's true.
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  Speaker 4: On the time Tom and Jerry Show, Tom and Jerry
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  Speaker 4: Show isn't going to get in depth with the Epstein Files, folks,
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  Speaker 4: that's not this kind of podcast.
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  Speaker 2: We don't have a bit of a crack product. We
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  Speaker 2: don't have the bed with to deal with it at all. Anyway, Mother,
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  Speaker 2: Divine Jesus, no go find a even sour people than
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  Speaker 2: us to to listen to that.
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  Speaker 4: You know, it's it's We're not going to rule it
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  Speaker 4: out down the line, but it's it's not. It's not
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  Speaker 4: what we like to do. What we like to do
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  Speaker 4: on the show is have a little bit of crack,
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  Speaker 4: you know, have a bit of a kick around and
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  Speaker 4: discuss various bits and pieces. If you're if you're a
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  Speaker 4: listener to this show, you know that in particular, I
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  Speaker 4: gotta tell you Tom, if you are a listener who
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  Speaker 4: came up to me on the Lewis above All Places
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  Speaker 4: and and and said that they love the show, thank
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  Speaker 4: you very much for that. Absolutely made my day. And
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  Speaker 4: if you're listening it to it today, it drops a
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  Speaker 4: line there in the in the comments or on Twitter
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  Speaker 4: or wherever it is that you are, because we'd love
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  Speaker 4: to say a quick although you were gone that fast
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  Speaker 4: and they didn't get a chance to talk to you anytime.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't happen very often, but anytime anybody comes up
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  Speaker 4: to me in the street they say, oh I saw
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  Speaker 4: you in the laughlines or anting like that. Of the
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  Speaker 4: six times that it happened to me in my life,
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  Speaker 4: they're always gone and I'm just like, like, I can't get
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  Speaker 4: award out.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I yeah, I know, but it is what
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  Speaker 2: I get now in the local area is just grown
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  Speaker 2: men just kind of grinning at me and giving a
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  Speaker 2: not right. But it's all appreciation that someone listens to
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  Speaker 2: the podcast, someone go to the stand up and whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: But it is you take Jerry in his elation, even
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  Speaker 2: text me to go. And of course never got a
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  Speaker 2: chance to ask the woman her name or anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: But so do please make contact.
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  Speaker 4: Oh by the way, like you know, and if I
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  Speaker 4: know you're from Twitter and you say hello or renting
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  Speaker 4: like that, please don't. If I don't get your name
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  Speaker 4: straight away, it's not being ignorant. If you aren't exactly
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  Speaker 4: posed and wearing the exact clothes that you're wearing in
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  Speaker 4: your Twitter profile, you're going to catch me on a
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  Speaker 4: hop or you have to.
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  Speaker 2: Put yourself in Jerry's shoes.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: That man, Just like make.
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  Speaker 4: It, make a circle with your hands and like frame
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  Speaker 4: it that I can look at it like that's the
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  Speaker 4: profile there. Sorry, I've got I've got relatives that every
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  Speaker 4: now and then I have to think of their names like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, don't take it personal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, and what yourself in issues he's thinking about
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  Speaker 2: w D far to certain adapters, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: These things have run through his head day and night.
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  Speaker 2: So he's not going to be overly ready and poised
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  Speaker 2: to be socially on point. And also the lewis probably
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  Speaker 2: both his fists or balled inside in his pockets at
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  Speaker 2: the time.
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  Speaker 4: But honestly, like you know, something just got the top
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  Speaker 4: and going sorry, excuse me, and I was like a fuck,
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  Speaker 4: here comes here comes the swing some like excuse me
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  Speaker 4: you bumped into me there at at Houston Station and
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  Speaker 4: I took umbrage to it. Yeah, so that's the case.
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  Speaker 4: It was lovely, lovely to hear.
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  Speaker 2: God bless you.
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  Speaker 4: So now that we've talked about all the people who
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  Speaker 4: have have said we like the show and all that,
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  Speaker 4: we better do something to fuck I prove it?
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  Speaker 2: What you get on with it?
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  Speaker 4: Come on, let's get Let's get on with the first
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  Speaker 4: segment of the show, where we dive into the big
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  Speaker 4: news of the week, the scuttle but what rattled our cage, Tom,
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  Speaker 4: the weekly what have you. This is a very complicated case,
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  Speaker 4: Mad you know, a lot of ian's, a lot of
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  Speaker 4: outlat of what have you is, and a lot of
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  Speaker 4: SCRAMs to keep in my head.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I'm enjoying this one. We do this one well,
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  Speaker 2: this style of thing well, and I'm enjoying.
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  Speaker 4: This one around the world, don't we.
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  Speaker 2: We love going around the world. And I'm enjoying this
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  Speaker 2: because I see snowdrops. There's a neighbor of mine, and
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  Speaker 2: I gotta give him kudos. My god, he's got like
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  Speaker 2: a two hundred meter old old elm driveway and he's
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  Speaker 2: there must be two meters wide in between all the
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  Speaker 2: you know that maybe fifty trees that he has there
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  Speaker 2: of snowdrops. Very soon the daffilils will come on. When
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  Speaker 2: I see those snowdrops, which have been there since I
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  Speaker 2: was a child, because I was friends with you know,
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  Speaker 2: actually his brother taught me how to drive that that's
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  Speaker 2: on cherry in the field right beside that. But when
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  Speaker 2: I see those blue or those not bluebells snowdrops coming
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  Speaker 2: up chair, that's it.
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  Speaker 4: That's it comes from springtime. Baby.
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  Speaker 2: It's time to put away the wooly jumpers, or at
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  Speaker 2: least at the very least you're starting to make an
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  Speaker 2: eye on a box that's gonna they're gonna go into
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  Speaker 2: and go away for for a couple of months because
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  Speaker 2: as spring is springing.
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  Speaker 4: Ar has sprung. And funny to say, as we recorded
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  Speaker 4: the Big the Big Weekly, what have you this week,
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  Speaker 4: ladies and gentlemen, is that as we record this today,
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  Speaker 4: we record on Mondays, and it is February second, it's
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  Speaker 4: Groundhog Day. It is actual Groundhog Day of the Groundhog
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  Speaker 4: Day movie. Is that February second is February the second.
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  Speaker 4: It's a real thing. And Punk Satani is a real
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  Speaker 4: tan and punks Atoni Phil is the real groundhog who
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  Speaker 4: emerges from the borough and whispers in ground huggies whether
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  Speaker 4: or not he definitely sees his shadow. Looking at his
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  Speaker 4: shadow determines what If he sees his shadow, that means
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  Speaker 4: six more weeks of winter. If he doesn't see a shadow,
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  Speaker 4: that means it's spring now a zero SR prognosticator of
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  Speaker 4: Prognosticator Punk Satani Phil, Tom, what's your what's your first
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  Speaker 4: sin of spring? You just told me, buddy, when you
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  Speaker 4: see the snowdrops come?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what sim Bridges Day? I always which
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  Speaker 2: was yesterday? And God bless in Bridges. She in recent
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  Speaker 2: times we've been given bank Holiday as Jerry of recording
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  Speaker 2: on Bank Holday Monday.
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  Speaker 4: As as a.
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  Speaker 2: Direct result of Saint Bridget Nave Bridget herself, who was
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  Speaker 2: kind of adopted really by the Christian the Christians in
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  Speaker 2: because they wanted to, you know, make peace with the Pagans,
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  Speaker 2: and we talked about this for Christmas and all the
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  Speaker 2: rest of it that really you know it falls on, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the winter c and it's just to keep the Pagans happy.
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  Speaker 2: And it's the same thing she was. And Bridges, who
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  Speaker 2: I think was like from the four hundreds she was
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  Speaker 2: named or to be in the embodiment of it was
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  Speaker 2: like this the fire goddess of some sort that brought
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  Speaker 2: in that the reign of spring. So she she was
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  Speaker 2: the bringing of spring. So Saint Bridges's day, I never
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  Speaker 2: think of Saint Bridges cross. I think's Saint Bridges Day,
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  Speaker 2: but I think of snowdrops. When I see snowdrops, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: we're on, We're on. This is for me. Now, this
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  Speaker 2: is if in sporting terms, this is you're rubbing the
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  Speaker 2: you're rubbing the deep heat into the legs. Actually you're
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: having a bit of a stretch. Put the fag out
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: the time to tape up the boots, because you've got
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: to give it one last roll of the dice before
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: you possibly listen to that knee and shoulder and back
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  Speaker 2: in neck injury and you know you're sliding balance in
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  Speaker 2: the inner ear from too many knocks. But you're going
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  Speaker 2: to give it one Las goal.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to give it a go.
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  Speaker 2: It's his showtime.
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  Speaker 4: New Year's isn't the start the new year? No New
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  Speaker 4: Year is, like, you know, you've got a month of January,
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  Speaker 4: which on a good year fucking sucks. So normally we'll
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  Speaker 4: give it to at least February to start. As Tom says,
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  Speaker 4: there now getting the winter green out, rubbing it into
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  Speaker 4: the giants and moving along and and and not for nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Over in America, you've got your Groundhog Day that tells
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  Speaker 4: us that the first day of spring is sprung. What
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  Speaker 4: we love to do in the Tom and Jerry Show
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  Speaker 4: here is take a look around the world and see
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  Speaker 4: is there any other cultures, countries and festivities that are
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  Speaker 4: similar to that. How do they usher in the start
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  Speaker 4: of spring elsewhere around the world. So we're going to
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  Speaker 4: take a real quick three or four stops around the
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  Speaker 4: world to see what do you do to usher in
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  Speaker 4: spring in your country if you have no ground hugs
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  Speaker 4: available to you?
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  Speaker 2: What we covered this one? Would you believe? And we
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  Speaker 2: never we never mentioned it's it's it's reasoning really or significance.
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  Speaker 2: It's Cooper's hill, the cheese roll down the hill? Jar. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we covered a spring thing. That's a spring thing, springer sprung.
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  Speaker 4: Let's roll the cheese down the hill?
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  Speaker 2: Is thatw Brockworth in Gloucester. This is how it is
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  Speaker 2: you roll it down, which I'd say the ground is
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  Speaker 2: still soft enough. Now do I think it happened this weekend?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, because a couple of these different nations
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  Speaker 2: would kind of you know, punk Stoney Peete shouts on
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  Speaker 2: the or you know, whispers on on the second. Bridges
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  Speaker 2: says on the forest like. There's a few of these
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  Speaker 2: smatter throughout the month of February early March what they
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  Speaker 2: consider the kickoff of planting and sewing and all that.
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  Speaker 2: So we're kind of doing We're gonna give them a
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  Speaker 2: bit of a bit of wiggle room, a bit of
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  Speaker 2: leeway here, but these do fall under the This one
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  Speaker 2: is to celebrate spring, spring, springing, and it is it's
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  Speaker 2: the it's the Rolling Office. If anybody, I'm sure AI
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  Speaker 2: will bring you right to it if you want to
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  Speaker 2: go find out all about the rolling of the cheese
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  Speaker 2: and how that we did a very in depth episode
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  Speaker 2: on the fucking madness pegging down the pegging down the
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  Speaker 2: hill after the big old roller of cheese. So it's
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  Speaker 2: it's it's basically dead in a you know, in an
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  Speaker 2: apertive like it's mental and yeah, that's that's that was
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  Speaker 2: the first one that came up to you.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm just I'm just looking at it here now. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: indeed it is the commemorate with Monday, or indeed with Sunday. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: all of the wits there get out of town. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's I had no idea that that was.
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  Speaker 2: God.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, you can trace everything back to the
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  Speaker 4: pagan sy you can, you really can. At a glance here,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not entirely certain how we got from the celebration
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  Speaker 4: of spring to the celebration of tricky armies.
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  Speaker 2: But oh yeah, yeah, is that the blessing of the candles?
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  Speaker 4: No, that's the blessing of getting your getting your neck
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  Speaker 4: mashed in by a wheel of cheese.
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  Speaker 2: Role Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because there's one we're
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  Speaker 2: listen to the throat with the candles, isn't there.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's it. That's simp okay. I remember that. I
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  Speaker 4: always was afraid when I was we that the priest
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  Speaker 4: was going to chop my head off with the candles.
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  Speaker 2: Look at me, and if you didn't like me in
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  Speaker 2: this case, so hit me, hit you, hit me with
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  Speaker 2: one jar please.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna hit you one, okay. So as as they
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  Speaker 4: have punks a Tony Phil in America in Zurich have
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  Speaker 4: the boog the boog boog tom are you?
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  Speaker 2: Are you saying a book like somebody from Drahada?
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  Speaker 4: No funny to say? And I had to look up
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  Speaker 4: how to pronounce this, okay, because it's spelt you know,
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  Speaker 4: it's Switzerland, so the the thrown umlouts around the place. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Yet it's spelt b oh umlaut oh umlaut gg to
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  Speaker 4: two o's with two omlotz doubles doublow knots, because that's
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  Speaker 4: that's like.
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  Speaker 2: Two o's with twos, like that's madness.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, you know, okay, well why the
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  Speaker 4: fuck do you pronounce that? And come to find out
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  Speaker 4: that the boog is lends itself later on to the
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  Speaker 4: boogee Man. That's where we get boogie Man from right,
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  Speaker 4: And this is a very definite transition from spring to
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  Speaker 4: from winter to spring festival in Zurich whereby they build
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  Speaker 4: a figure of a snowman on top of a pyre
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  Speaker 4: a bonfire, nice and then they dance around it. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: all right, you know fairly we've we've covered a couple
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  Speaker 4: of these festivals in our time in the Tom and
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  Speaker 4: Jerry show. That's that's fairly power for the course, right right, yeah, yeah, yeah, ah.
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  Speaker 4: The Snowman is packed with explosives. Explosives, Tom, how how
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  Speaker 4: old of a tradition is this? This goes back, this
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  Speaker 4: goes back all right? While like it, it's not. Oh
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  Speaker 4: and we added explosives in as as things rolled on,
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  Speaker 4: you know, just to just to kids were bordering like that. Now,
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  Speaker 4: this has been on for well over one hundred years.
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  Speaker 4: The burning of the boog and what happens is that
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  Speaker 4: you light the fire, you time it, okay, okay, So
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  Speaker 4: how long it takes from the lighting of the fire
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  Speaker 4: to the explosion of the snowman will determine how much
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: more winter is left.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: So do you measure the distance of the chunks fly
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: out or what the distance the chunks fly is?
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: Neither here nor there. It is the time between lightning,
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: the fuse lighting, the bonfire lightened the power, and the
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: boog exploding. It has it has I believe at least
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: one fatality connected to it, as you said there for yourself,
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: because this is a snowman built of obviously not snowtown,
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: because that mels straight away. It's like and I didn't
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: have polystyarn back in the day, so I don't know
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: what the hell of making this from down through the
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: years as best this would be a good guess, I'm
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: pretty sure. But yeah it it explodes between twelve and
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: twenty minutes, and that will determine whether or not you have,
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: you know, twelve more days of winter or twenty four
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: more days of winter. The longest I can see young
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Wikipedia here is that it took forty three minutes in
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: twenty sixteen for to explode, meaning forty three extra days
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: of winter power for the course of twenty sixteen. Fuck
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: that year, can't say it? And better about it?
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, I mean it kind of comes down to
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: who laid the fuse. That's the only thing isn't it?
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: You know? But like you know, you rest assured it's
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Fred Dibman and the wife sticking in all that bat
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: the boog, black boog? Do we know anyone who can
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: do the accent?
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Time? Swiss people welcome Desorik like you after out with
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: the undertake it well the new ouds over the you Yeah,
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: did you like that?
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: You like that black boog exploding? So yeah, So we can't.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: We can't mock our American brethren for asking a groundhog
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: if it sees a shadow when the Swiss are exploding?
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Men?
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Do you know a lot of these things have a
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: nice festive sound to them, you know what I mean?
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: We go very subtle with ours, like you know, we've
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: we've softened the hell out of ours, the notion of
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: it with say, bridget the lads you know for the
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: once in a better word and not one bat or
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: whatever he is looking at his own shadow and whispering
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: and somebody's ear. It's all very cute. Even blowing up
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: a snowman is good crack. You know what.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: I got to pull you up on one thing there, Tom,
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: We softened it. Yeah, We the Irish people decided which
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: our festivities, we would soften down through.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: The Okay, all right, yeah, okay, it was it was
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: set upon us. We were a wild bunch before then.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: But you know what, it stuck around for some people
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: because in Marzanna in Poland, now this this happens in
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: the end of I think this happened nearly down there
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: in March. But is this by the same reasoning because
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: they get a longer ouch into winter right now.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say if winter counts for double ed there.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: It does because right now I think it's like minus
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: twenty something in most of Poland right now. But Marzanna
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: is that she's the slav. The Slovak got us a
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: winter and a way to get rid of her jar
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: and say they they it was see you next year.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: You could do it in a sort of way, but no,
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: they make a big effigy of her, not to unlike
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: guy Fox, and then they said farther and fuckers straight
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: in the river. And that's just how they start things.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: They're all the cheering and everything. But here's the thing.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. There's there's I love these these round
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: of their rules when it comes to these things like
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: we did one on pisch ooags if anybody wants to
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: go and find this, and there's peachoags left right on
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: the center with this one, because it says for your
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: own safety, you mustn't touch her while she's in the water,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: like if you see her floating down the next day
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: or whatever you want to Nor should you look behind
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: you as you walk away and clap and eyes clap
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: and eyes on her, burn it, turn your back and
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: leg it. That's essentially the crack, because you could end
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: up with her apparently and off, much like like spotting
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: a whistling woman first thing in the morning. Head home
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: again if you see that, because same thing, if you
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: buy any chance clap eyes with her. She's fucked over
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: the bridge into the river, burnon, and you just go
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: go on, I'll give it a look, because who wouldn't
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: want to look at that?
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, when you're gonna see it again.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: You're not allowed to see it, this thing. Punks of
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Tony Peter is allowed to see someone shadow. You're not
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: allowed to look at this effigy of a woman. And
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: the idea being is that it's kind of ties in
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: with Yes, they're they're getting rid of the goddess of winter.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: And all that.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: But really the way they used to.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Do it was not what a doll made or a
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: straw er back. Is from between the fourteen hundreds to
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: the right up to the seventeen hundreds, they'd use a
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: real woman. Oh dear dam Yeah, so I guess they'd
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: weigh her against a duck. And I suppose any any
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: anti fight de fans and know what I'm talking about,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: And they'd burn the woman, simple as that burn and
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: threw into the river, into the river, and they reckon
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: in that eastern Europe between in that three hundred years
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: they reckon, sixty thousand women were burnt for witchcraft. So
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: what's one to get rid of winter?
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: You know, I mean it.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: It's got a grizzly it's got a grizzly sound to
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: it nowadays, like you've got some.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Right there.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: And the next thing you go, well, let me tell
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: you qua, I will tell you about this is what
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: we we burn a woman? You know?
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, regards go out to the forward thinking
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: people that turn around gold lads, let's just make a
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: little fucking work or woman.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how many years did that take to catch on?
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: There you go, have you have? You have you a
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: good one Landos on their tome.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: I just want to throw in this one. An animal
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: I mentioned to this one. What did they you know?
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: The color of festival India. That's as a result of
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: spring as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, people pelt each other again.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure it's in and around the turning of
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: winter and whatnot. I don't know how coold it gets
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: in Mumbai.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: But just to give an anonymal mention, and one more
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: honorable mention is be purely based on its name, the
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: whoopti scouri Where do you think that's from? Jerry? That's
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: the name of the name of this carry on. Where
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: do you think?
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: What do you call it? The whoopi scourry?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I that was just my Tipperary accent to it.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: The whooptie scoury.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought it was like the whoopti scoury from Germany,
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: not the whoopi scourry. Yeah, whoop the scory whooped. I'm
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: still gonna go something Germanic Austria.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: No, Scotland's mad jocks, so nobody has any idea and
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: I would. I don't know it's this as a result
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: of substances, but nobody has an idea what the result
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: it is is so essentially ye lancash Lanoxshire, Lanarkshire, and
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: I almost said Lancashire. It's from the nineteenth century, so
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: it's not that far back. Essentially, so young fless otherwise
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: known as webrons, And they gather at six o'clock at
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: exactly at the foot of the steeple a m r
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: pm to pm at Leonarcross and the evening at force
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: to march right, So this is and with balls of
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: paper on a string, breaking these buys. And basically they
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: take off walking with these and they run clockloud clockwise
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: three times around the steeple, swinging them over their heads
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: around Saint Nicholas's Church. Nobody has a fucking notion. Why why.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Nobody cares to ask him?
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Do you know why would you when the crack is
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: ninety anyway, you're just going show. We're all having a
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: wee dram and we're what's the why not?
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Nobody's better than borning a woman and throwing it down
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: the river.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: And I can't see where this was any relevance. So
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: it's a ball of paper on a string, swing it
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: around your head clock and run around the church three
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: times clockwise.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: And as that what happens when you bottlefield children iron brew, this.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Is you'd start deep frying your this is what happens.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: But I have deep your pseuda cream. This is what
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: you get.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I have one final one and this was my favorite
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: one that I came across, and I've come across as
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: probably the wrong the wrong phrase. But it's the Canamara.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Festival Catalina wine mixer.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: No, it's the Canamarat Matsuki. Have a guess where that's from.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Japan. It is Japan.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: It is it celebrates, it's right around it's right around
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: the middle of February, I think, I think, is what
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I read on it. And essentially what it is is
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: a fertility festivalture.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Oh so in November, Baby's coming our way.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: So essentially, and it's you know, much like the Spanish.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: They love Jesus and they love Mary and they'll go
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: up and down the road and hither and dinner with
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: like giant statues of them up on like what would
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: you call them, you know, yeah, up and clints with
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: twenty lads either side carrying it. When they do the
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: same thing with flutes. Mickey's giant, massive balls and cocks
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: just fucking delight with themselves. Everybody's wearing dick hats. It's
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: it's unbelief. It's of fucking cocks essentially, and it's it's
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: it's based on a.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Building wheat field of penises.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a few legends. And this
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: is where I love definite legends. Yeah, a few legends.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: If they cantry nail down where it where it originated.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: But right now, it's it's based on fertility, and I
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: suppose right all left you know yourself, but it's in
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: that it's it celebrates a deity who healed the shinto Godnesszammy,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: after she gave birth to a fire god. Yeah, you
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: know yourself, blue blue, blue of flaps after birth the
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: doors because the midst people pray to gods to have
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: saved childbirths and protect from sexually transmitted diseases.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: How's that working?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. But
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: the most basically, like.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: You know, it's just like a bunch of penis hats.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Like it sounds like Kenny have a hen weekend.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: It's it is everything Japanese that Japanese people do. Well,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean costume fanfare. They do
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: put together stuff well, but these are detailed piness there
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: and even the detail around the little huts like there's
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: there's there's carrying, you know, like like a Japanese garden
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: style hot It's immaculately put together. The timberwork is impeccable,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: and just a big cock sitting in the middlevels just
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: looking out at you. So but the one, my favorite
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: reasoning behind it when if you're going to if there
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: are two people, two lads are gonna have an argument
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: in the Japanese bar. But where it originated my favorite one,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: if I was decided with either one of the lads,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: would be one of the stories which it tells of
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: a demon who fell in love with a woman and
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: then hid inside her vagina a likely thing to do,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: and then bit off her newly WID's penis twice. Now
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: there's there'll be a hole, there'll be some holes and
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: storage here and there's a hole in that story.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: You know, you know you wouldn't go in again.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Well, here's how how how do you grow back? Is what? Anyway?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: But here's where, here's where I'm got interested. She then
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: saw help from a blacksmith who made her a metal
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: dildo essentially, and it broke the teeth of the demon
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: and he fucked clean off for good. So yeah. They
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: later then enshrined it in Kanayama Shrine as a sort
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: of a commemoration, So they commemorated the first steel dildo
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: and from then on then it was like on the
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Mickey do you know what I mean? I thought it
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: was one of the best stories. I mean, I don't
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: be coming at me with like, you know.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Metal Mickey didn't.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: They were smit than this, that and the other. Nah,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I want to hear stories like that. That was trumt.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: That's what you want to do if you got it.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: If you've got a demon hidden up inside jo Bite
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: and Mickey's off, you give him a Mickey. He won't forget.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: This is exactly there my thinking behind it. She went
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: a blacksmith.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: No, like, who's who's to say everybody's a busy tom.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Who's to say it wasn't like you know, she went
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: to the Japanese he's Fred Dibner at the time.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Have we got two friend nibbness this early in the show.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm not going to do Fred doing
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: a Japanese accent, like, so he's just hammered away on
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: an She's like, I have a small problem upstairs and
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: down the stairs. It's fucking downstairs for do you want
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: me to get the wife? Oh wait, your wife fucked off?
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: You O my wife?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: You me a wife?
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: The well, look, come here, we don't know how you
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: folks celebrate the transition from winter to spring in your
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: own way. I'd love a story like Tom's there where
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: he sees the first snowdrops growing in the side of
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: the road and that's when he knows that spring. Personally,
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: I've got kids in school. There's no spring, summer, autumn, winter,
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: before the summer holidays, the summer holidays, and after the
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: summer holidays. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, just one big long
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: cold season with two months of summ We're in the
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: middle of it there where you're looking for cool camps
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: and ship like that. Yeah. No, I get, I get,
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: I get.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to. I've tried to dress it up here
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: like I've liveded some sort of dream world. But look,
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: might is similar to your world. I just have snowdrops.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Well, I've got like you know, like the the the
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: the blue street lights that fry your brain, come on
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: a little bit later in the night and you're like,
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: thank fuck, it's springing. Look this horseshit all the live
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: long day. But yeah, there we go. That's what those
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: lads do all around the world. Lots of crazy nonsense.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: If we missed anybody, any of them, please, by all means,
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: let us know if you've been at the blowing up
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: of the boog, by all means, don't keep it to yourself.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: But that's enough about those lads for the time being. Tom,
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: We're going to move on, as we are known to
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: do in the Tom and Jerry Show, to segment two
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: when we just don't talk about any old lad. We
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: find one lad that is out ladded every other lad.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: This we can say, holy ship. Then there's this lad.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Now there's that guy you know, like you often have
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: said it to your you know, somebody's you know. So
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: you can't hate the hustle, but.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: At the same time not the grind.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: You can't not the grind, but at the same time,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: right Jesus Christ, Sometimes yo keep keeping them for the
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: wonderfu a better phrase, keep your power dry. And there
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: are a.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Couple of There are a couple of things going on
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: here now, Tom, there is number one. What would you
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: do if you won the lottery? Yeah, ever work again
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: a day in your life. And then the other side
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: of that is if you find something you love doing,
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: you'll never work a day in your life.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: This is it. And combine the two. Jar combine the
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: two where you get some working capital to really get
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: your passion going.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Some people, a lottery victory is not the end, it's
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: the beginning.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Exactly exactly. He this is a gentleman. He was a
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: lot of winner in the UK. Sixty five year old fellow.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: He won two point four million pounds, which I not
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: chicken scratched him. It's not sure, it's just shy. It's
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: about three million euros, which if you kept your head
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: down and works, you know, and did it smart in
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: your like if you were you know, let's say in
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: your sixties. Because he properly got sentenced on it the
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: other day, but he got nabbed maybe three four years.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: But like he you'd, you'd you could, you could look,
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: he ain't gonna make one hundred and sixty five, so no,
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I mean like you could you could squirrel it away
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: and just live a comfortable life.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: There's there's a movie clip going around, the movie Escapes,
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: but I've watched it a couple of times. Just get
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Serpety on Instagram and all this kind of thing, and
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: it's got John Goodman explaining to Mark Wahlberg about fuck
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: you money. Yeah, it's like any gambler that makes two
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: million dollars, that's fuck you money. You buy a house
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: that you never need another repayment on it. You buy
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: a reliable Japanese car, buy two of them, one for
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: you and one for the wife that's just going to
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: take over for the next fifteen years with annual maintenance.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: He never set foot outside the day day in your life.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: You eat well, your holiday well, nobody can tell you
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: do it. And if you've got two million dollars your
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: set for life, that's fucking money. And anything after that, yeah,
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: it's just greed. Son. And yeah, so two point four
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: million pounds sterling for this, for this gentleman that he
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: wanted this, this sixty son again, not a young man,
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: a sixty some odd year old man named sorry I
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: nearly buried there that he had this. Oh that's not
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: the name name John Spyby. We think we're doing all
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: right with that name. S p I b y. If
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: you don't pronounce that Spyby, sorry, we'll give you your
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: money back. And his son, so John Eric Spyby, who
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: was the older dude. Then he got his money landed
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: in with his son Lee and Callum and indeed John
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Juni or Soul. Between the four of them, they said, hey,
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: what do you know? We've got a whole pile of
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: capital all of a sudden. What will we do with it? Tom?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: You see, this is the thing Engel investors really want.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Typically they're looking for a good moral business to throw
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: that way behind to make him look good. Not many
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: are coming to help this guy on board. So the
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: two point four million pounds really got things going back
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: in twenty ten when he when he was aged sixty five,
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: When he was aged sixty five, so he decided, you
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: know what, while we're at ATHLETs and we have a
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: bit of capital, and I've the three lets going, why
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: don't we set up our own lab here in Wigan
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: or Salford which is technically Wigan Greater Manchester area. You know,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: it wouldn't be a million miles. It's up north.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: I do, I don't, I don't. It's all inland to me, buddy,
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: I don't divide it up.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: No, the North is definitely different there, it's definitely different.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: But they go by this it is. It is because
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: he went straight in arcos, like he decided to set
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: up his own, his own prescription pill making business. He
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: wasn't making narcotics. He was making prescription pills which.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Took on like phonies on accent shure.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, is that And he was selling
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: them on average. Now it's a crime, Tom, Yeah, it's
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: definitely a crime. But he was selling them for as
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: little as sixty five pence a pill. Do you know
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: So you know you knock off xanax, Ask good money, buddy, I.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Get, I guess it is. And there was a little
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: something in me kind of going, Okay, I know he
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: was in it for the money, of course he was,
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: But he didn't go into cocaine, he didn't go into
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: heroin in.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Going to crack more than that in a second.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? He this? Yeah, I mean,
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not excusing the guy, but this is what he
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: made his big money with. Now, over at what it
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: would seem like a twelve year period, he just made
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: these uncompletely unregulated copies, which is no mean feat when
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: you think about it, Jre. I mean, there's a there's
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: a guy. But I'm pretty sure if you googled on
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: incognito or on the Black Dark Web, you could easily
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: find how to make narcotics. But it's fellow went into
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: how to make Yeah, no different pills for the people's
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: different ailments typically, And I'm guessing some people were taking him,
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: as you know, recreationally, but.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Some people, Tom, some people, well you don't think like
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: you think his main course of business was like helping
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: out the local nursing homes.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Well, what I would imagine, what I would imagine is
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: that he was It was probably a lot of it
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: was going to people who just coulding the order, couldn't
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: get a prescription for it, and probably had become addicted
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: while they did have the prescription for it, you know,
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: like away.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: I think it was largely ninety nine percent recreational drug users. Tom,
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: this fucker one run and make a wish over here.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: So he wasn't.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: No, he wasn't. But it's why wouldn't he make cocaine?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't he make heroin?
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: I'll answer that question now, Tom, Okay, I would imagine
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: that when he got his two point four million pounds
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: sterling of seed money, he decided that he would get
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: into the heavy narcotics industry, would get into the cokes
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: and the heroines and the pepsison that what knows what?
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: And then was told and knowing certain terms, what would
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: happen to him if he must lien on that business
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: in the greater Wigan area. So then he looked for
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: a niche for he could kind of go low level crack.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: And I was like, well, and anybody making there as
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: a pan around here? No, do you mind if I do?
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Just if I do it? Nelson? Quiet? All right, fair enough,
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: I'd say, that's exactly what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: So he ran it. It ran for ten years and
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: ran it.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Well, Tom, what do you do with his two point
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: four what do you run that up to?
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: So you ran it?
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: Wait?
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: He ended up opening two factories in Salford, which I
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: suppose Jesus, you know employment.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: At the very least, and probably wouldn't have thought that
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: city decizes of Southward needed to fix an x factories.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: But here we are.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: He managed pretty much and greater ten x his money
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: as Grand Cordone would tell you to do with your
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: money if you you know these fellows you see on
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: TikTok and Instagram and go, what would you do if
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: you got a thousand dollars? Well, first, what I do
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: is an investment in a portfolio. This guy really ran
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: with that. He obviously went to one of those conferences
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: with I, you know, one of these big talking guys,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: and he turned it into two hundred and eighty eight million.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're missing a decimal point, everybody. He didn't make
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: ten times his money. He made one hundred times Jesus.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, I mean one hundred x. I mean that
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: is like anybody's got to take that, you know, business wise,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: not take morality out of it. You gotta go, holy fuck,
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: like that is some going, you know, but had to
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: turn it around in ten years. That is some going. Now.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: I can you imagine what a ball back he was like,
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean to take it from that,
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: because you know he was he was. He was bought
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: in a lot of gear and that's kind of what
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: got him napped. From what I can tell from one
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: of these he was buying you know, two hundred grand,
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Like if you're buying fifty grand pieces of machinery. Somebody's
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: gonna go okay, right, a pill presser, you know, like.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: You couldn't help. But notice you bought another pillow presser there,
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: mister spybey. Now how does that sit with what you're
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: claiming is a fruit and vench operation.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Well, it turns out I'm drying out all the peel
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: and I'm making eco friendly wood pellets for wood people,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: wood pellet boilers. And yeah, that's where we're going with that.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: I'm making you never you never eat a protein ball,
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: making protein balls small.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: I was looking for bits of his dialogue like and
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: no doubt he reads like a bit of a dickhead here,
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: because any fellow gets makes a few pounds at all.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Needless say, he's making it off the back of fucking
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: addicts in a disadvantage. And it did, let me know,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: defense the butts Wigan is not the Chelsea, a fucking
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: you know Chelsea too. It is a fucking working class
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: down in their look kind of area. And he came
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: out with a raising with e on the Jeff Bes
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: watched them bags. You've done well, But two hundred and
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: eighty eight million pounds wouldn't buy the shoes and them
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: lads cupboards, like not troubling them lads, but you gotta
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: you gotta somewhat admire.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: That they can do. Walter whiteness of it all. Now,
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: you don't just walk around wigging with two hundred and
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: eighty five million pounds THEIRL in your back pocket unless
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: you want to get jump robbed. All this kind of
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: thing when you're a major player in the knockoff pharmaceuticals.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: He wasn't just done Tom for all the rugs. He
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: was also done for all the guns because he tooled
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: himself up. He had a bit like yourself there with
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: the with the mini game behind there.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: He had a lot of yeah, a lot of automatic weapons.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Like I mean, clearly, you know this wasn't the disort
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: where he was going to just go, look, I'm just
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: selling tablets. Clearly he needed to tool up. And I
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: mean the three the three boys all did are all
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: after getting time as well. But no doubt he had
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: a lot of security because you don't get two hundred,
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: you know, heading heading for another couple of years and
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: he probably i'd say maybe one more year he would
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: have got to the three hundred millions. Like you don't
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: you don't get across that without having some serious fucking
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: animals on your site. And the automatic weapons he had
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: on site didn't do him any favors whatsoever, but they
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: had to.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Argue them away to him. It's hard to say what
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: I'm just making them for the cash strapped nurse and
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: homes and ship.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Well they they you're double fist and colashing cups like
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: knockoff and as you said, winter Green like it ain't
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: fucking happening. But also like sometimes they bump up these
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: numbers like oh you know he he made this that,
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: and you have to make him sound like they've had
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: the big fish. They actually and this is some capital
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: on site, do you know what I mean? Anybody walks
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: into like any of these fancy department store and you
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: look around and go, Jesus Christ, how much fucking gear
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: had they got on the ground in here? Like yeah,
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: he had two point five million tablets like on site
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: when they when they raided, which was worked on particular
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: tablets that they were particularly were like he wasn't just
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: sent to the UK. This was obviously going well abroad too.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he'd he had, he had, he had made a
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: name for himself in the industry, which normally we would
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: credit people for doing. When you're when you're selling prescription
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: painkillers in the minute the middle of an opioid crisis,
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: you kind of go like, all right, Spiby, you go
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: ahead and enjoy the sixteen years in his Majesty's company
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: for the next six teen years there, buddy, because that's
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: where you're going to be. You're going to be in
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: the Gray Bar hotel for sixteen years. This man is
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: eighty years old right now. He's going to be in
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: jail until he's ninety six years of age, and the
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: rest of his son's all got between looking at it
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: here between nine twelve years piece. But what they've gotten
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: it Tom. I gotta tell you there's a world that
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: exists where John Spyby, with his two point four million
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: sterling is enjoying a wonderfully cushy life.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: In ah.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Gay like Marbella. Yeah, and he's going down to get
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: a full English breakfast at the local pub every morning,
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: at the English papers, and go home and lab at
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: the pool sexy beast style.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He looks like Lever, Yeah, looks like a looks
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: like a sofa, A creepy, creepy pink Kingsley just rock
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: it up, you know, and see him in years. But
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: he wasn't out jar. He wasn't from what I can see,
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: he was still living in Wigan, Like.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: You know, that's what I'm saying There's that he had
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: just took his lot away and settled for that he
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: would live the rest of his natural life in Benny
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: dorm or wherever it might be, watching his phone with
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: the sound on on on the beach, like just having
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: a whale of a time. But instead.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: It doesn't Yeah, it doesn't say what like surely you
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? He was he Like, at what
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: point was he going to start laundering it? Because at
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: this stage, what really, like I said, what Pingdom was
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: there fucking huge purchases of machinery going to the to
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: these one off fucking factories in in Salford, Like so
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: at what point do you go this last? We better
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: set up a chain of fucking barbers slash vape shops
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: or ten in beds tennant shops because I'm going to
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: have to go look legit here because we're rock where's
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: he keeping the two hundred and eighty eight million, Like
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: we're like there's sixty seven Million's worth of tablets were
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: found on site between the two, Like Marie, Yeah, let's
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: say there was two hundred million turned over in ten years.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Where the fuck did he put that? Like how many
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: properties he brought up to try? Like it doesn't I'm
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: sure he had some sort of cover story that he was,
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: you know at one point, but he to go ten years.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: But he was a fully, fully oppert That's what they
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: couldn't get over. Was like the machinery and I think
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: he must have been pump. But there must been a point,
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: you know, like young guys going, you know, I'm just
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna sleep on the fucking factory floor. I'm
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: not gonna spend the bean on myself. I'm not even
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: gonna fucking cut my hair. I'm gonna put a look
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: everything i can into this to it's really up and running,
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: and then I'll kick back, Like at sixty five he
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: started this year. What stage at seventy five if he
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: got nabbed, at what stage was he thinking, I'm gonna
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna kick back and enjoy this.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: I know what Tom, We've all seen breaking bad. We
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: know the whole the points of this world when they
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: hit success and they get money and they get power.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: They don't like to give it up, even if they've
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: made more money than the lever, naturally spending their live,
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: long lives.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: I suppose, you know, the metal detector societies of the
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Greater Manchester would probably looking for barrels now, you know,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Narco style built buried under the ground full of cash,
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: because what else was he doing. Spiby's millions, Spyby's millions,
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Spiby's millions, and me tellia one thing, Airman Spyby, Tom
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: this lad Spiby.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: He could have lived with his two point four million
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: lottery win a happy man. But if he had done that,
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: he would absolutely not have had his life turned into
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: the next Guy Ritchie movie, because that's absolutely what's going
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: to fucking happen. He would have never made it a
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Tom of Jerry show, which I think is probably a
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: bigger accolade than a bigger accolade. But you rest assured
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Guy Richie was just like sitting down in his in
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: his Cockney manner, and he's like, oh, omag is oupen
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: the piper here? See what's going on?
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Means two point four million guns and drugs and Jesus,
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: how many nov.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Does do me now? Deddy Tyres in the corner, just
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: going what I can do?
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: I know, Charlie on him on the phone.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Now, oh oh, Jason, Jason, my, can you do an over?
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: Just can I just not speak? How old is this guy?
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Old is this spider guy? Sixty five? You're telling me
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Bob Hoskins is dead? What the fuck am I going
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: to do?
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Finny Jones could play sixty five, no problem.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Jones could do sixty five now.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: No problem, no prob jeseus, what do you call it?
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: What do you call that little fucking duffers? He's a
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: good actor like him. I shouldn't call him a deafer.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: Toby Jones to Toby Jones.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: He was in that. Have you seen the Detectorists, the
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Metal Detector Show?
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, that's that's my Spidery right there.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: A little and he.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Can do an people, He can do an excellent no problem.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: He'd be brilliant. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: All right, there's get some benzos and I don't know
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: what the fuck they're doing here, but there you go.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: We are looking out for that movie coming. I dare
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: say that's coming. You're fucking you know what you know,
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: who's you know who's old and you think he is?
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: You know who's like in his mid fifties, late fifties.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Jason Statum, Oh he is, yeah, yeah, yeah, get Jason
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: State them to do old Spivey there now and then
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: like just mule kick.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Pens just he'll kick it fucking albums around the streets. Awaken. Yeah,
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: whoever broke gape, you need some painkillers for it.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: We're lucky. I know, in fact, you're kicking out millions
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: of them a year.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, no, no, we'll look at it. I would
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: imagine Jason States would do exactly that accent anyway, because
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: the American will.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Do Jason stadiums.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is best. Get all the lads that
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: did Full Monty, get Sean Bean in us, get Sean
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Bean in it to play, and just round up the
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: lads who played his somes in in Game of Thrones
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: and there you go.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: There you go. I'm sure one thing Tom that all else.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Did we write another movie? I think we did.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Man, we gotta stop giving this away for free, baby. No, actually,
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: our man John Spyby wrote this movie movie. We just
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: put accents to it. But that's what we do with
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: the Tom and Jerry Show. Yeah, we we we We
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: comment on the goals on and the current affairs of
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: the world, the things that are happening right now. But
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: we also talk in the final segment of the show,
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Tom about things that happened way back when you and
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: me ain't no spring chickens were boating o our mid forties.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Baby.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: We've seen old ways die off and new ways come back.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: And that's what we talk about in the last segment,
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: which we call we remember when when I was a young.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: You are so mean for picking my brain when it
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: comes to these things. I was literally only talking to
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: herself about it, blessed than a week ago.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: When you're talking to him. That's that's why, that's why
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: you're not listening right now to the Tom and Francis Show.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Right off. You know what I mean?
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know to me, baby, you
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: know what I like to hear. And Jerry just sends
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: me on a text and he said he doesn't even
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: send me a suggest to text anymore. Sometimes suggester text,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: but it'll just be a nipple no normally, but he
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: actually write me a lovely description of what he's thinking.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh, Jerry, that's how you're playing my tune.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: You're playing my tune here now, and it was a
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: great I remember when this one.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: It's this one, this one, we're hoping. Let's let's see,
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: maybe we we've time yet to make it real. Shit, Tom.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Rubbing my hands together. That's me.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: That's what just built up. Here's what you know, we
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: remember when we like to talk about things that you
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: don't see all that much anymore, or if you do
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: see it, it's a pale limitation of what you and
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: I grew up with. Tom. And here's the thing. We
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: didn't grow up in the fifteen hundreds, okay, no, nineteen eighties,
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: nineteen nineties, that kind of thing. So we don't want
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: to talk about running barefoot up and down the streets
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: through fucking clogs of cowshit. You know, No, there's not
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: a hole aside.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: These are typically slightly, slightly, just slightly different to what
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: they are nowadays, but vastly in a lot of ways
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: because there it typically, as they say, do you know
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: we're in the we've lived in the digital age. We
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: grew up in an analogue and some of these things
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: are a bit more hends on. Like Team Jerry mentioned
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: to me, Yeah, what if Tamu was a real thing,
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Because if.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Timu was a real place, that's that's that's that's the content.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: We better just blow it out here that we're talking
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: about markets. We're talking about not the markets and the
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: four x trading and the you know, if you've got money,
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: you vist put it in the markets we're putting it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: We're talking about actual small town markets that would appear
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: in my hometown of Carme Across would appear once a
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: week tom to market day Friday. And I dare say,
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: and your time, it might have been Friday, Friday, Friday,
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: someone else's time. They would have had markets on a
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: on a on a Monday. And we're talking about market
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: stall setting up on the street and you're selling their wares.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: You get in the broad daylight. You gotta be you
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: gotta firm this up for people, because people in their
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: minds are thinking of artists and farmers markets that propably
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Saturday mornings nowadays with you know, beautiful hour though fresh fish,
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: homemade No, we're talking.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: And stretched fudge. We're all that kind of shit. No
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: like and and and that is kind of what it
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: has evolved into. But when we had markets, when we
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: were small, basically it was a shop outside, several shops outside,
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: not the square on the square on the square on
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: the square. Yeah, And I dare say, Tom, I'm thinking,
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: and I need to go back and check. But I
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: dare say that the market day in Charrot Across coincided
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: with the cattle market. The cattle market took place down
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: in the cattle market at the bottom of the time.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: The men would go down to cell coaus and all
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: that kind of thing, and the ladies would go up
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: to the market and do marketplace shit. Everybody would gather
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: up at the end of the day and off home.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: And it's funny. I saw one the other day, a
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: mini version of one, but it's outside the market in
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: another local talent care. But it's not it's not at
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: all marketing, but it's all the stuff they have. There
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: was like three stalls, all nice detailer TechEd onto the
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: side and vans that were, you know, set up for
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: these things. But it was one undred do you know
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: when you go, oh, that's not for the mart. But
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: yet you can still get those balloons with like little
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: rice inside them. The kids pop up and down on
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: their hand. Yeah. Yeah, this was one hundred percent. Not
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: for women or children, this was one hundred I just
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: had a gain there because it was across the road
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: from the pedro station and there was I was gonna
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: buy a stick and just a walk a stick of sorts,
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: but I felt I'd be you know, stolen valor to
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: a certain degree. You know, you know, I don't I
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: don't need a stick. But like they had ivan mech
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: they had fencer batteries, they had you know, they had
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: dozing guns. They had those curry yolks for holding electric fence,
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: and they had they had all this artists and then
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: good Wellies not the ship Wellies didn't good well which
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: is it was. It was counterintuitive to what the markets
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: where we were young, because while you might have a
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: good pair of runners that you'd get one time of
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: the year, you know from an actual sports shop. Yes,
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: this was much more lighter on the pocket because and
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: I'm on my linefe j I will never forget it.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: There was a like a two week period where the
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: market yard in tip it was was a good sized market,
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: like there was maybe twenty stalls. Now it's down to
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: like two three stalls, but it's it's opposite now a
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: very nicely constructed fruit and vege continuous market. But you
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: could there was a pair of wait for this Mike Airmax.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: What if team it was a play star.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: And it literally was if I remember going, you know,
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: like you could nearly there and I mean only like
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: only if you stop for a second, because they made
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: that the m really tight like so did look like
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: and then quickly and then but the bubble, the bubble
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: on the side did not fucking squeeze injured.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: It was one We're going to get into it now, body,
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you so just for just for full disclosure,
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: markets are not gone, as Tom says he was at
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: one there the other day. There still is a market
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: in Cartacross, but it's a pale imitation of how big
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: it used to be. It's as Tom says, there, it's
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: down to two or three, four or five stalls some
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: such and still to still to this day in Cartacross
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: you will get markets selling powertools and garden ornaments. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: But the market used to be in cart Across, and
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: I dare say down and Tip and everywhere around the country.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Thirty to forty stalls, a metal frame stalls covered in blue.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: And white red white. It used for windbreakers at the beach,
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: exactly kind of stuff like yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: And you would be talking about entire clothes shops operating
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: out of a van. Yeah, entire shoe shops operating out
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: of a van. Pull up in the morning, set up
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: your stall, put up the racks of clothing, clothing, put
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: the clothes on it, stick around a little about six
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: o'clock in the day. Sell and there was no machine
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: to tap. I'll put it like that.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Because you bagged everything up, you put it back in
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: the van, and you drove off to drop it the
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: next day. Yeah, you drove to already the next day,
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: you drove to Kingscot or wherever it was the next
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: market going on. And there was breathing room only at
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: these markets on market day. Oh they'd be fucking rammed,
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: because rammed wouldn't covered.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: But to their to their credit, if like I said,
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: they were a lot easier on the pocket. But if
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: a fellow was in need of a pair of work
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: boots or a hive his jacket, I mean it was
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: you know, it was, it was pure China. The stuff
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: was coming in bulk from but they were as good
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: as you need.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: You did not get the lie the length of time
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: that you, nobody would have of a good pair of
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: wether And.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: As you said yourself there, Tom, I gotta tell you
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: when the when the when the pump up rebox came
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: out in the air nineties and everybody wanted to pump
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: up rebox. Pretty much everybody at their school had pump
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: up rebox with the bubble in the tray in the
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: in the tongue of it. You can pump that bubble
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: all you fucking but nothing that was doing nothing. I
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: had a pair and wait to hear this, I had
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: a pair of number lens. Yeah, where you get your
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: where you get all your your knockoff stuff? And nobody
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: really cared and nobody really and it was bang for
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: your book, Tom. Think about the times we're telling about
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: here now, the mid to late eighties and beyond. Like
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: you know, Ireland wasn't exactly.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: We had nothing until the early two thousands, with no money,
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: no money, nobody at any money like it was like that.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: It was not a shameful thing to go and buy
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: your you know, your left jacket or your puffer jacket
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: at the market chair because people go class number one.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: They were kind of getting stuff into small towns that
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: you would probably have to get go to the city
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: to get the genuine article. Do you know that kind
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: of way, so was as good.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: As not for nothing. You weren't gonna in Carrickmacross. You
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: weren't going to buy a pair of pump up rebox.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: That wasn't the shop there that would sell that. Best
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: you could do with the knockoff ones from the market.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: And I don't know, I don't know, I do not know.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Did it well, think of it? Well,
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: think of it. I don't know. If clothing brands and
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: stuff like at the time women's dresses, small little wind
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: up toys, they would rattle around it. I don't think
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: it would have made much of a dint in the
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: original manufacturer's bottom line because folks like us, and I know,
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: I say, folks like us. You go to the milk
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: market Limerick and now again it's all artists and Jesus
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: and all that. But still on the outside there's still
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: where you can get your you know, Christian dour perfume.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: You can get you know, you can get all all
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: the knockoff gear still like and there's very charming people
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: trying to sell it.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: Sage, so.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Goop for a minute. But they that used to that
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: used to be your own outlet forgetting that kind of thing.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: And you were never going to be going, oh, well,
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: do you know what I'll save up for the Melola Bloddix.
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: It wasn't gonna happen. You were going to get something
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: nice at the market. You would go into an actual
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: brick and mortar shop if you were going to a wedding. Yeah,
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: you know, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. But like you know,
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: ninety percent of the country was wearing stuff that bought
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: in the markets, and proudly so, Tom, And there was
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: no as you say, there's no real stigma to it
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: unless you were in the playground and you got caught
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: wearing minders instead of But you gotta be honest, switch you, Tom,
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: I get up and I didn't give a fuck about
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: much or any of that. Now here's what I want
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: to say as well. I was a young man, you
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: were a young man many moons ago. But we would
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: find ourselves at these marketplaces generally, you know, you'd be
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: brought it wouldn't be a case of you know what, No,
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: I'm ten, I'm going to stay at home. No you're not.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: You're fucking comming.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: We're going yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so you're in ten.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: I had no heed in the market, Tom, I had
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: no heed in clothes or work wear or boots or
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: renting like that. So what was there there for young
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: people such as ourselves to enjoy in the market. Several things?
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: And you see, this is my one later in life,
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: when I kind of thought about it, went that was
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: a bit dirty, alright, because and why what I was
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: drawn a point to was, you know, Tommy Hill figure
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: was not worried about Tony hillfinger like he wasn't. But
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: you get to the music and the video section. Now
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: you're talking and those people that industry does take it
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: in from, you know what I mean, from the knockoff stuff.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: And I'm sorry to say it took a dent from me, buddy,
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: because what I would go to the market for, or
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: what I would find myself purchasing at the market, was.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: In my innocence, Tom. What I later learned were counterfeit
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: CDs and counterfeit videos. As I was concerned these were
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: as legit as I was buying an extra vision, although
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: I would always question when you'd buy a CD and
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: you'd open it to get the liner notes and read
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: the lyrics of the songs, and it would just be
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: like a white on the inside, like something's just not
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: quite right here.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Well, the music ones typically came out were copied to
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: decent quality if.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: You could listen to them, yes, but just like the
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: packaging of them would be just the bare minimum.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: But there was a strong possibility that the video you know,
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: you go say, I'm gonna watch Ghostbusters. Oh there's some
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: kinds fucking head and two giant years in front of
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: me watching them.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's unwatchable, it's absolutely it's it's it's like watching
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: something that was taped off Telly ten years ago, and
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: the quality of us just degraded, the graded, the graded,
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: because folks, here's the here's how old me and Tom are.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: We remember the days before online perisy, and it was
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: just perisy, old fashioned, offline, real world. Some lad with
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: five video recorders set up in the shed taping copies
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: of the full Monty to bring to the stands and
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: sell them to you for five pounds.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and wherever they were getting Remember some fore
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: the got now because he put an order into buy
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: a load of blank video cases. Yes, and that's how
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: they nabbed him. He ordered like three hundred of them
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: And try try and be a little bit more subtle here, lad,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: you know, we're doing our best to not let anyone,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: but we gotta fuck.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: There wouldn't be a guard in site, like you know
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, this is this is like honestly, this
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: is like when they when you walk into a supermarket
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: and you buy a can of coke and look at
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: the barcode and it says for multi pack only, do
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: not break up, and you just go, you know, I want.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: To no different.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not gonna, you know, write by Congressman over this. CDs, movies, DVDs,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: as it went on, these were all things that drew
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: me to the to the to the market. You could
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: also get toys. I remember being a wee bit old
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: for a lot of them. There's a lot of chineseium
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: as Tom would take a lot of little walk around robots,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: and and I remember counterfeit superscore soakers were a big thing. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: I remember buying a counterfeit super socer when I was
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: like ten and I was like, this is it's a
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: super soaker, you pump it up. Nope, that handle was
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: solid molded plastic. It did not move. Shitty fucking water
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: pistol that wouldn't shoot five ft in front.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Of it, or he was lived or you know, you
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: put you put your finger into the into the to
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: pull the trigger and like you lose two layers of
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: skin because of the seam of plastic just to was
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: never rubbed.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: It was just never removed from it. No, no, no,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: there the weare toys and rip off knock off go
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: botts and ship And to be honest with you, Tom,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: if you go into your Average Deals or euro Price
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: or Mister Price or anything like that and look at
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: the toys and bits and pieces that are there, the
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: same will be.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: Later on I want to say, I just want to
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: say this one. Yeah you can rock on, okay. Later on.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: It was a thing that that was fantastic, and that
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: was a lad in the back of a van who
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: would if you asked them, chip your PlayStation. I heard
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: about that.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: You went to him with a PlayStation. You just and
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: you just left it with him. You just left it
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: within him and went all It was like leaving your
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: phone in to be fixed. And you came back and
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: after that it was quote unquote chipped with what I
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: don't know, but it would now play counterfeit PlayStation games,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: right okay, which it wouldn't do otherwise you had to
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: to chip it. And there you go. And I'm sorry,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: but people asking how PlayStation got to jump over a
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: Nintendo and Sega in the Wars. You can't chip a Nintendo,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: can you not know? And you can't chip Sega and
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: you have a PlayStation all fucking bay baby.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Right I suppose? Yeah, Well there was I knew a guy.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: He was ahead of accounts for Heatings and this is
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: this will tell you this is he was head of
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: accounts with Heatings. But they would buy in. He would
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: go out to Turkey, will say, because that's what most
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: of the year in Europe was made in the way
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: of Polar shirts, to say you wanted I'm going to
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: buy ten thousand Polar shirts or put an order in
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: for five Polo shirts. And what he was doing was
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: buying straight from the factory on badged Tommy Hill figure
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: standard Polar shirts. And that's why heats and the like
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: would have had good gear. Yeah, because he said, and
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: I said, hold on, so Tommy was making he says, yeah,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: he's roding, riding boat rails.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you cover boat bases and that you know
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: you do it. I mean sometimes you need that sort
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: of Frank Luca's mentality goes straight to the source and
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: buy the fruit of loom hoodies, yes, straight from the
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: factory and bring them over which which which I'm sorry, shit,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: don't change him. That's what happens with what they call
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: drop shipping. You just go straight over and buy you know,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: roller brushes and things like this and sell them directly
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: to the market.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: That's just what people are doing. Well, this is what
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: it was. What he was surprised by his dad, Tommy
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Hill figure the factory were happy for him to sell
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: it because they're like, oh no, you just sell it
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: without our logo on it, and you know you're getting
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: a good quality garment, but our logo will make it
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: two hundred percent more expensive. So if you want to
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: buy that anytime, no bother, but right now, since how
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: you're you know, a working class shall we say, department store,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: you have the stuff. And note because we're going to
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: cover both sides in the fucking track anyway. That's just it.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know, was there this guy. It was only
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: ever fabled because by the time I think I was
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: in college, really would have been the only time I
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: would have been able to go back to our market
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: and avail this. Because so it was only ever fabled
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: that the video guy, if you knew the look and
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: the thing to ask, he could go to the other
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: side of the van and pull back maybe a bit
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: of recover, and he'd have what would be otherwise known.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: As the blue movies.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: There blue movies. He would have a good stock of that.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: But that would be like hidden under a fucking blanket.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: Passed to you. You need to know the password. You
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: need to know the passwordsboard is where's the port? Not
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: insubtle about the market, but no, do you know, we'll
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: get into the illegalities of it. I just want to
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: say it before I forget, Like, the only thing that
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: was interesting young to young lads was movies, videos, chip PlayStations.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: Ah, cigarettes, yeah yeah yeah, thanks from from the boat,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: Smokes from the boat, replica guns, airsoft, catapults, the whole lot.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: And this was the one that I remember caused a
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: bit of a stink in Carton across there had to
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: be nobody said much about the market. Nobody said much
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: about the quality or anything like that. But there was
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: one time there was a stink raised when for a
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: short period in the market in you could buy knives,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: You could buy army surplus gear.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was an army surplus gier down placed down
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: in Cork and it was it was you you go
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: into one nowadays and it's a bit of a fucking
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: memorbilia store like, but you could get former FCA boots
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: you know, and everything that were good quality gear. But
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: the one thing, and you talk about knives and stuff
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: that was doing the runs in the knife these and
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: there was only one or two lads to rib to
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: get their hands in them. It was a catapult known
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: as the black Widow.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: Black Widow, black Widow the other day.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: So there was even an like a fall down piece
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: to strap onto your arm to keep it for a
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: steady shot, for a steady shot, and all these things
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: would put a fucking ball bearing through a fucking brick
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: wall like they were ludicrous things. But there was a
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: guy as it just popped into my head with vents
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: and videos, and there was there was a guy who
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: worked with He was from Bolton Glass in Wicklow, and
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: we talked about this years ago and he said there
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: was a guy they were even so rural. The video
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: guy would come around in a vent.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the video Manua.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: But he had an actual box staff section like the
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: carpenter boxed him off a section nice for the blues,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: and he like he would know who to go to,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: Like he wasn't going to like a family man with
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: the blue mink. He was going to the farmer lad
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: who was living up a lane by himself and sling
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: the van open, take your pick.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: Going to sell it. I'm not gonna rent it to you,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: but I will sell it to you, buddy. But yeah,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: I remember that there was again a period for three
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: or four months where you could buy knives and like
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: obviously some twelve year old bought a knife and those
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: all kinds of stinks and that. Otherwise the market was
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: you know, international waters. You could pretty much do whatever
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: you want the time. I want to talk to you
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: about one thing here now, because we've talked a lot
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: about rural Ireland markets, because there were many Dublin and
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: I get idea say. Other cities also had these markets,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: and when we would go up to Dublin, it was
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: a whole different ballgame because the market wasn't the thing.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: Didn't seem to be a thing that came once a week.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: The market was a thing that seemed to be there
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: every day.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Every day. Henry Street Smithfield had a day one as well.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: They had Henry Street and Mary Street. I want to
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: say again, I don't dev Dublin up and it is still.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: Here street, Moor Street Street.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: Sorry, yes, sorry, morr Street still like that very much
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: to this day that you will get your market stalls
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: and they still sell all the Chinese nack of lighters
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: for you know, five lighters, you know, and and and
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: flowers and fire lighters and all this kind of crack.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: That's fine. I'll tell you one thing that Dublin had
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: that no other markers I've ever been in my life
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: has had barkers. They had like animal barkers.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, what.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: They were selling. And everybody will be familiar with cigarette
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: lighter two for a pound, yeah yeah, yeah. You get
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: the last of the Jay Charlie's last of this last
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: everything was last like you know, motherfucker. I can see
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: you've got stacks of it. You don't have the last
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: of anything, You've got heaps of it.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, but.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: This kind of thing and you still hear it to
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: this day, and I'm not mad at I always I
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: always think it's nice to hear. And at Christmas you're
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: walking down was like last of the wrapping paper or
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: last of the wrapping paper, I gotta tell you, and
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: maybe down and Tippy's or roaring your heads off all
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: the time. We weren't doing that up and.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: No, no, you did.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: Were there, you wanted, but you didn't.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: You had a captive audience to Jerry, you weren't dealing
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: with you know, like you go to More Street at
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: the time, very different vibe. Nowadays. I think they might
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: have a few flower sellers, but it's just not what
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: it used to be. But you're gonna have five different
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: lads selling what you're fucking selling. So whether it's predators
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: to you know, black cat bangers, you're gonna have five
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: different lads selling it. So they're all going to have
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: much like you know, the the great London markets that
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: we see on television and stuff like that, we're going oh,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: it's check out me fish, beautiful fish, got a monk.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: Fish, got on this morning.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Got John Dorry, you wanted John Dory, Philix, your husband
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: will be all of you as soon as you brought
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: only play, you know. They did all the chat and
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: everything like, whereas the grumpy fuckers that I grew up
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: looking at they didn't want to nearly sell yet they
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: just had their hands in their pocket. It was hard
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: to get their attention.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: They didn't have any.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: Care for you whatsoever.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: It was like whatever, man whatever, just like whatever, I
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: hate my life. I don't want to be out here.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't seem to me like you didn't get
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: the idea, like there was a proud seven generations and
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: market stallars like no no tenders East, Like most most
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: most sitcoms you're watching or most soap operas, you're watching
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: our anchor in something, whether it was you know, like
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: uh they did the pub and Mike watching them call
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: it's place in the rovers return or your man is
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: making launder or launder a the anchor of why everybody
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: was living in in an area in watching the caller,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: who's square whatever square it is in the standards. But
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: they were all marketeers and it seems to me there
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: seemed to be a proud, a proud generational thing that
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: was handed downwards. I saw as a young flower. They
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: didn't give two fucks about you, like you're like, what whatever,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: you're rooting around their stuff now maybe, But then you
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: go to Dublin. There's a one you're a lovely lady
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: commre to me and my mother's enaver of these people
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: should be like they guess because the beautiful lady, sure
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: you'll have a bunch of flowers, and you well, you're
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: right it look at the head of the broccoli. Picked myself.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: So I did myself in the doodle worlds and it
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: went to the doodle woodles and before you know what,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: you bought a bag of fucking carrots in Dublin for
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: some carrots at home that I've grown.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: Like that, that was it. But you're right around town.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: Whether you bought something or didn't, they didn't care. I
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: want to tell you one other market, Tom. We talk
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: markets off and they probably should have one off special
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: in this which look at here we are. There was
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: one other market that I went to when I was little,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: and you know, went into my life, but it was
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: once a month it was once a month. It was
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: the first Friday of every month. And I'm forty god
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: damn five years old now these days and still at
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: the first of the first Friday of every month, it
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: rings in my head that the first Friday of every
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: month is the Fair of Cross Midlen. The market and
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: Cross Midlen will be the first Friday of every month.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: And it was like a huge market, and because it
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: was across the border, there would be things that you
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: couldn't get down. Said, you know, now I was too
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: small to be buying fireworks just yet. But we'll come
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: back round to that. At Halloween time you wanted fireworks,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: you went to the market and you would leave with firework, right,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: let me tell you. But going to the Fair of
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: Cross across mclenn County Armagh as a young man was
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: like all the thrills and spills of the market, with
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: the added bonus of British paratroopers on every corner. No really,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: British paratroopers rifles drawn just on maneuvers while you're pouching
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: through matches.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm guessing there's no you know, replica SIG's being
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: sold at that.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: One, like you know, no, there's legit ones budd.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Just legit ones. Wow, yeah, that's that's see. There they're in.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Is the difference. We've have a childhood's very very similar,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: but they're in is the difference. I had no grasp
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: of that kind of stuff.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: Like obviously I was too small to I was too
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: small to know what was going on either. And as
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: far as I was concerned, Tom this was in every
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: time in Ireland, soldiers about the place. But my folks
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: were generally they wouldn't shy away from the north and
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: cross Midland it is like one hundred yards across the border,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: so we wouldn't tend to go to never went to Belfast,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: you know, or anywhere like that. But cross Fair is
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: cross Fair, right, So on Friday we would we would
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: go down to cross Fair. And when I say I
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: would go Friday Fridays, you weren't at school. So the
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: summer should get down, you know. Now I'm doing sums.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: I might have been add like twelve times in my life,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: but it seemed like a lot we did.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: We did go to one in neury when it was
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: very small, and I remember Dad buying fireworks and but
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: one was a couple he bought up a couple of
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: smoke bombs because he thought they'd be funny as well,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: because you just you couldn't get anything like that down
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: down our way. I don't know what we were doing
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: up that neckati woods anyway, but we're up there. And
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: I remember getting a tick ear for having a big
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: mouth and saying out loudly while walking back to the
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: car on the streets and Newury going which beg, did
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: you put the bombs in dead? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, press
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: preface with the one word that it was really important
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: to have the small on No. No. Seven, six or
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: seven year old. To this day, I can remember getting
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: the puck in the ear goes shut up for you.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, look we are but that's honestly, that's you know.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: And and I don't have huge memories of the troubles
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: or all that, you know, just a couple of bits
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: and pieces. I was too small, But I remember seeing
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: the soldiers roaming around cross mcland because like they were
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: on maneuvers, like looking around the corner like rambow and
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: shit like this. And I remember thinking, in my innocence
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: at eight or nine, thinking, if they're that scared, why
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: don't they just go back to the barracks.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: I'll go back to where they come from anyway from also,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, first first there was a talk
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: of being cool, nice ermy sur.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: Sign me up. Yeah, sweet guys, that sounds seems like
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: a cool job. Before I go, Tom, I want to
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: mention one other market, because anybody that knows where I'm
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: from is probably screaming at the earpiece right now, going
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: mention it, mention it, mention it. Yes, indeed, Jonesburg Market,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: which was between and Dawk and Newry. There's a magical
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: place called jones Borough.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: It could have been jones Borrough.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: We got the I dare say if you went to
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: new you know you didn't, buddy, you went to Jonesborough.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: Jonesborough was We've talked about what if there was a
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: shop outside Jonesborough was? What if the whole town was
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: a shop. The whole village of Jonesboro, I mean fucking lined,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: body lined everywhere, the car park of the school, the
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: entire mark, the entire cattle mark and surrounding barn area,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: inside vans, outside vans, the fucking doctor's office. Everywhere was
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: a market. And knows market stalls easily one hundred market.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: Stalls, and you know it's liberating about that when you
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: do think about it here, because even if you're going
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: we get anything on the internet and you're thinking.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: Can you can you really because absolutely could.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: When there's no CCTV we're talking about, there's no camera,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: camera phones, there's no tracking, nobody like you turn up
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: in you know, your Ford cortinover and you go, I
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: really really want to buy one hundred you know you're
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: you're a bowser on the back.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: I want to buy one hundred liters of washed diesel.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: You can get it.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: They can get one hundred liters of Percel washing up liquid.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the book they like there was there is that
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: kind of opens and no doubt that was possibly why
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: my parents just went because honestly.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: It was for it was for the Ring of Gullion.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: They went up Tom. They wanted to see this, wanted
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: to see the more and so they did.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: Buddy, if did it, which we we did, stop out
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: of the way. It is fantastic, It's basically it is
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: a beautiful story.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: But Jones, like a lot of the markets that we
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: have talked about still exists to this day in some capacity,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: but it is a pale replica of the markets that
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: we grew up with, which is why we like to
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: keep their memory alive here on the Tom and Jerry Show.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: Have you ever been to a market? We would love
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: to hear from you. We would love to hear from
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: you on our social media channels. If you type in
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: Tom and Jerry, Tom would have te Jerry with a G.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: You'll get us on Instagram, Blue Sky, a wee bit
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: of Twitter, maybe still for another little while, but you'll
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: get us there and we'll chip in with bits and
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: pieces and cracking jibes and pictures and all that good stuff.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: But what else can they do?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Tom, go ahead and hit subscribe. Whatever platform you're on,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: hit subscribe. You can comment on most of the platforms nowadays.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: The one we see the easiest is going to be
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: on Spotify. If you do think about it, you know
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Have you been to a festivity somewhere
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: in the world or this one maybe local to like
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: I like, there's the Billy Boys down in Kerry. I
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: hope they're still on the go. It was like the
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: Mummers of Wexford and kil Kenny where the kind of
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: paganition we're straw gear and stuff like that and they
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: go from house to house singing songs to celebrate say
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: Bridget's Day, you know what I mean? Maybe there's an
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: entering of spring, dawning of spring festival that you know of,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: or just even a up festival you've been to for.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: One that's that's the lesser known Warren yvonsng there Tom Woo.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: Mum ers a.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what do you make in the old bastard Wigan?
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  Speaker 2: Just going ahead? Do you think like Jerry that he
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  Speaker 2: was definitely definitely just a horrible al bastard just praying
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  Speaker 2: on people's addictions or maybe you know what he'd had
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  Speaker 2: his old mother who needed her, needed her to our meds,
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  Speaker 2: but she couldn't get on him.
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  Speaker 4: Do you like Jerry? Do you like Jerry and Scotland Yard?
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  Speaker 4: I think.
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  Speaker 2: Jerry's a brit passing on And do you remember market yards?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you still have a trive on one where you're
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  Speaker 2: coming from. Maybe you bought some dodgy ship that never worked,
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  Speaker 2: you bought it, you know a pair of fun not wellies,
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  Speaker 2: or maybe you got those you know, those prayed at
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  Speaker 2: our boots that you were fregging to get your get
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  Speaker 2: from your parents, but instead they got you get fifteen
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  Speaker 2: pound version at a stall off, some fell out with
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  Speaker 2: a fucking dodgy eye.
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  Speaker 4: We want to we want to see we want to
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  Speaker 4: hear some market purchases here, folks. We want to hear
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  Speaker 4: some market purchases in the comments. I'll light it up
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  Speaker 4: on the social media's Alsie. I'm up you knocking back?
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  Speaker 4: All right? Tom? What do you think about that? Buddy? Perfect?
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  Speaker 2: Give us the five stars as well. But while you're
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  Speaker 2: at it on whatever platform you're on, we're rocking a
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  Speaker 2: solid five stars, thanks very much to everybody. Gold over
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  Speaker 2: on just Spotify. Are we on five stars? Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 2: on five stars. Still brilliant completely share the family, Jerr.
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  Speaker 4: I'm yeah, quite quiet on the comments this week, Tom,
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  Speaker 4: So we can wrap it up with that perfect stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I've yeah, I gotta go just wash the fury off
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  Speaker 2: my face. It's just you know, these these youngsters. I
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: just gotta go wash, wash the fury off my face
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  Speaker 2: and maybe just go watch something I steal my goal, magnolias.
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  Speaker 4: The public back back in a good place. There you go,
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  Speaker 4: all right, come on, take care.
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  Speaker 2: He look