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Let's unravel a... BUTTSLAM? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Marina, Good morning, Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening you're on the air.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So my boyfriend has been like super pulpy lately.
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  Speaker 3: It's he's saying that no girl would ever leave him.
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  Speaker 3: So I decided to, you know, play a little prank
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  Speaker 3: on him. I called him while I was at work
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  Speaker 3: and I did this whole dramatic fake break up slinging
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  Speaker 3: over the phone, you're crying, saying that I found someone else,
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  Speaker 3: and he completely lost it, like he started begging, said
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  Speaker 3: that he'd changed, and you know, start doing all these things.
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  Speaker 3: And the problem is he texted our friend group chat
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  Speaker 3: like that we broke up before I had the chance
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  Speaker 3: to tell him that it was a joke. And oh
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  Speaker 3: my gosh, I mean, he's gonna be so pissed once
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  Speaker 3: he finds out that like I was pranking him. He
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  Speaker 3: just showed up at my job with flowers, looking like
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  Speaker 3: a lost puppy.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know how to Why would you do
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  Speaker 2: such a thing?
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  Speaker 4: That sounds terrible?
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  Speaker 3: He was being so cocky, and I thought, like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: fixings like I don't know, Like I pay a little
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  Speaker 3: prank on him, be funny, but I don't.
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  Speaker 5: Know how to fix this without looking like the biggest
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  Speaker 5: psycho ever, like his friends already hate me.
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  Speaker 1: So in his friend group, he posted that you broke
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  Speaker 1: up with him, So it's a whole it's a chat
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  Speaker 1: that you don't have access to.
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  Speaker 2: Or is it both your friend groups?
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's like our friend group that we're both in.
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  Speaker 2: So you didn't go I didn't mean it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mean it, Or you didn't call him, or
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  Speaker 1: when you saw him last night or whenever you did
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  Speaker 1: it three weeks ago.
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  Speaker 2: You haven't been able to let him in on it.
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  Speaker 5: I actually don't know how to tell him that it
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  Speaker 5: was all a joke because now he's being like super
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  Speaker 5: dramatic about it, and and my friends are I mean,
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  Speaker 5: they keep like texting me, what did you do the
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  Speaker 5: way to.
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  Speaker 2: Call him and tell him but the joke was played
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  Speaker 2: on him? Would you like us to do that.
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  Speaker 5: Him.
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  Speaker 4: I can't believe you didn't tell him right away.
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  Speaker 6: I know I would have. I would have text I
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  Speaker 6: would have had to call him separately and be like,
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  Speaker 6: oh my god, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I was completely joking.
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  Speaker 4: But also that's a mean joke. You know what it
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  Speaker 4: sounds like to me, Marina, It sounds like you broke
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  Speaker 4: up with your boyfriend because you broke up with them,
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  Speaker 4: told him you found somebody else and haven't called him
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  Speaker 4: to tell them that wasn't true.
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  Speaker 2: You broke up with your guy, Have you slept with
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  Speaker 2: somebody else?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, there is nobody else too.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like the problem is is this joke is
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  Speaker 6: definitely backfiring on you in a big, huge way. Even
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  Speaker 6: if you go tell him it was a joke, he's
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  Speaker 6: gonna be like, why would you mess with my feelings
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  Speaker 6: like that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Would you take him back? Would you take somebody back
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  Speaker 4: who messed with your heart like that?
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  Speaker 7: If you're telling me that you found someone else like
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  Speaker 7: that is not cool.
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  Speaker 4: That's where I feel And would you even believe him?
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  Speaker 4: I was just kidding, You were just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just really mad at practical jokes.
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  Speaker 1: You want us to call him? Let him in on
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  Speaker 1: the joke real quick before something happens.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, please, okay, hold on a second, Hold on,
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  Speaker 2: hold on me, get this. We'll get his number. Hold
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  Speaker 2: on second on the radio.
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  Speaker 7: Ward, John Jay, Beautiful beautiful day, John Jay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Marina, we got his number, Okay, all right, so
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Call Lucas right now.
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: We're gonna call Lucas right now and let him know
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  Speaker 1: that you didn't really mean to break up, but there
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  Speaker 1: was just a joke.
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  Speaker 2: So here we go. I forgot.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, we'll call it.
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  Speaker 5: Rich.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Lucas. Yeah, Hey, John, Jay and Rich. Yeah, you're
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: on the radio. Can we put you on the radio
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  Speaker 1: real quick? Okay, so listen, we want to let you
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  Speaker 1: in on a little practical joke that's going on.
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  Speaker 2: That you're a part of.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, okay, interesting. Yes, So your girlfriend Marina, the
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  Speaker 1: one that broke up with you, Yeah, what if we
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  Speaker 1: told you that was her way of playing a practical
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  Speaker 1: joke on you. She didn't really want to break up
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  Speaker 1: with you. She never did break up with you. It
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  Speaker 1: was a joke.
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  Speaker 2: Is she sweating over there or what? Yeah? I think so.
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  Speaker 2: She was pretty panicking because it was in the group chat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she believed it. She believed that you believed it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I believe that she was full of crap.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I didn't think it was real.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, but she didn't tell you it was a joke yet,
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  Speaker 4: And you've just been hanging out waiting for her to
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  Speaker 4: come come back to you, to come clean.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, she said, yeah, she said you were cocky that
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  Speaker 1: you said no girl would ever break up, but in
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  Speaker 1: reality you knew she was never going to break up
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  Speaker 1: with you.
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  Speaker 2: Me cocky? That doesn't sound right? Well, guess what? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: hold on, Marina is on the line, Maria, did you hear.
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  Speaker 5: That so you knew? You knew the whole time?
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  Speaker 3: Guy, I was joking and you just made me feel
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  Speaker 3: bad about it. I mean, I think you made you
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  Speaker 3: feel bad about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would. He's good. He's good.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I like how good. He's actually
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  Speaker 4: a little scary man.
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  Speaker 2: We should try this all of us in our marriages.
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  Speaker 2: Really funny.
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  Speaker 4: I was just eating burrinos this whole time.
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  Speaker 2: You wouldn't want to worried about it?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this is what I meant that he's cocky. I
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  Speaker 3: had to play the joke.
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  Speaker 5: I just had to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it sounds like he uni universe who knowed you? There?
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  Speaker 6: It didn't work either way.
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  Speaker 2: That's cute, are you guys? You guys are still together? Then? Right?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, don have to make it up to me after today.
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  Speaker 2: All right, you guys were a practical joke. You guys,
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. What an odd relation, all right,
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  Speaker 2: all right, very odd. Thanks for listening to you guys,
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for going on the air with us. Have a
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  Speaker 2: happy relationship.