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50 - S2Ep25: A piece of Cake · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: Welcome, donal Lani. We were just complimenting James to give
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  Speaker 1: him a big head. Yeah, we like him.
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  Speaker 2: He's back. Wait will this be like on was that
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  Speaker 2: South Park where their heads like inflated that one time
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  Speaker 2: with those collars or whatever? Is that gonna happen? I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to watch that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Don't worry. I have a deflator else. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna pop like a balloon. It'll be okay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: good Well, you're a random hissing noise. That's just me
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  Speaker 3: in the corner.
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  Speaker 4: On the Lannai is part of the Odd Pods media networks.
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  Speaker 1: Like Blanches Boobs in that one episode.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, yes, couple of weeks ago or no, gosh,
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  Speaker 2: it was like half a season ago. Now the actor
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  Speaker 2: actor where they're all trying to be in a play
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  Speaker 2: with his famous TV actor and Be walks out or
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  Speaker 2: not Be walks out with these giant boobs and he
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  Speaker 2: pulls her in close in this scene and they pop.
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  Speaker 2: Says I seem to have popped your bosom.
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  Speaker 3: Popped your bosom, Oh god, place accident, right.
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  Speaker 2: We had such a good time with you. We wanted
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  Speaker 2: you to come back, obviously.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. For having me. I'm excited to be back.
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  Speaker 2: We were going to talk about last time we were
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  Speaker 2: with you. We were going to talk a little bit
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  Speaker 2: about the Golden Girls Live thing, because two of the
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  Speaker 2: four of us have seen the new show that is
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  Speaker 2: sort of touring around laughs continue, And I haven't seen
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  Speaker 2: that yet or might not see it at all. And
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  Speaker 2: I saw a version that was actually the show that
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  Speaker 2: we did when you were on last week. The fun
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  Speaker 2: Aus Lounge did that exact episode. So I want to
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  Speaker 2: hear about the girls' experience, if you can indulge us.
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  Speaker 1: I love that well they are touring. I guess it's
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  Speaker 1: been the same show two years in a row, but
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  Speaker 1: I could see from online videos that the stage has
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  Speaker 1: gotten better. They've upgraded the props and things so it
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  Speaker 1: looks more authentic. It's like the living room and then
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen right next to each other, and there's a
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  Speaker 1: swinging door, but there's no actual wall, but they'll walk
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  Speaker 1: all the way over to the swinging door, so they
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  Speaker 1: go to the kitchen, which I love. And I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: how old do you think they are? Christian Like? They
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  Speaker 1: look like they're men in their thirties. They look like
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  Speaker 1: very young men.
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  Speaker 5: They looked they seem pretty young, like.
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  Speaker 1: All of them, but they my god, it's a story
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  Speaker 1: about without spoiling too much, is that Blanche and Rose
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  Speaker 1: create an online sex app for seniors called Creaking, and
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  Speaker 1: Sophia gets charged and is on the house arrest for
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  Speaker 1: selling drugs at Shady Pines. Yes, she like, what did
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  Speaker 1: she break her hips? So she got put in there temporarily.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, she had broken her hip, so she so Dorothy
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  Speaker 6: temporarily had her at Shady Pines for like rehab, and
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  Speaker 6: she started selling pot and LSD LSD yeah.
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  Speaker 3: To the seniors, so once again pot is a gateway
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  Speaker 3: drug spoilers.
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  Speaker 1: Rose accidentally has some LST and it's gold. They have
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  Speaker 1: one man playing Stanley, a love interest for Dorothy. Doesn't
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  Speaker 1: he play someone else?
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  Speaker 3: Evil?
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  Speaker 1: An evil Rose LSD Rose.
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  Speaker 6: There's only five actors to do the whole thing, so
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  Speaker 6: it's the four girls.
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  Speaker 2: And then this like the one guy that swings the.
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  Speaker 1: Love interests of Dorothy's Burt Reynolds. For some reason, that's
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  Speaker 1: what the name him. But it's no relation. Okay, But
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  Speaker 1: the actor who plays Blanche like, I think so perfect,
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  Speaker 1: don'trothy like, talk's all slow? But then we'll ad lib
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  Speaker 1: as his own voice'll be like I'm gonna fucking slappy
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  Speaker 1: bitch again. Like the audience goes nuts.
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  Speaker 5: And they have a lot of physical comedy in it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Rose did a death drop, a proper drag queen
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  Speaker 1: death drop.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And I took my mom with me, and yeah, there
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  Speaker 1: was people of all ages at me.
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  Speaker 5: He had a great time too. I was like, okay, Mom, usually.
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  Speaker 1: I'm dressing up at my show. Maybe because it was
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  Speaker 1: right for Halloween, but or no, it was right after
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  Speaker 1: it was.
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  Speaker 6: This was the funniest moment for me, just with experience
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  Speaker 6: it with my mother, because they were making a joke
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  Speaker 6: about pearl necklaces and.
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  Speaker 5: I look at my mom. She goes, I know what
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  Speaker 5: that is. I read fifty shits what I'm like, okay, Mom, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Rose was like, I don't know. I had to kneel
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  Speaker 1: down to get a pearl necklace.
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  Speaker 2: I lived my whole life not having those conversations intentionally
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  Speaker 2: with my family. I'm not trying to put myself in
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  Speaker 2: that conversation my mom.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I got forced into that one.
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  Speaker 5: My mom, cool, we're buddies.
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  Speaker 1: Were you attempted to ask her like if she got
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  Speaker 1: in one crystal, like I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't want it out.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't want to know.
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  Speaker 1: I could have had a brother, but he was on
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  Speaker 1: your neck.
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  Speaker 5: But it was a great show.
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  Speaker 6: Like just before the intermission, they're like pulling stuff out
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  Speaker 6: of Sophia's bag to like hawk the merch.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was like a five minute merch speech
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  Speaker 1: was really.
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  Speaker 5: Clever and fun.
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  Speaker 1: Oh we should show our merchy up.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I got my Saint Olaf clacky fan back in.
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  Speaker 1: There was a there was like five Clacker fans. I
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  Speaker 1: bought the I bought the gift bag that has the tote,
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  Speaker 1: the t shirt. They all have the same image on them,
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  Speaker 1: so you gotta really like that image.
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  Speaker 5: We'll have to take pictures since it's hard for audio.
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  Speaker 1: But but what you can't see this button when I
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  Speaker 1: say it, I see it.
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  Speaker 2: Just fine. What are you guys doing wrong at home?
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  Speaker 2: We can all.
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  Speaker 1: Which I don't know how. You gotta get good at this.
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  Speaker 2: You're doing it with your right hand. I gotta do no, No,
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  Speaker 2: you're fine. You just have to grab from the side.
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  Speaker 2: I remember yesterday or the other day we were talking
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  Speaker 2: about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta like just snap that one bit and snap
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  Speaker 2: your wrists.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta make like a sassy comment and then do it.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta dive deep into yourself and find the inner
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  Speaker 3: gay man.
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  Speaker 1: I'll look for.
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  Speaker 2: Him, the inner gay man, or Purdle. Purdle is exceptional
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  Speaker 2: with her claggy fans. She also can I have a
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  Speaker 2: friend that's a performer that is also a dominatrix. But
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  Speaker 2: she can breathe or not breathe fire, she can eat,
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  Speaker 2: she can breathe, she can fire dance. Fuck you get
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  Speaker 2: off James's last show everybody he managed to get fired
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  Speaker 2: from an unpaid gig.
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  Speaker 3: She does the bare minimum. It's magnificent. It's just.
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  Speaker 1: Tails carbon dioxide or dioxide, not monoxide.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: The only other thing I was like I had to
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  Speaker 1: buy was Sophia and my Codd's so cute. It's a
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  Speaker 1: little squishy like stress ball.
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  Speaker 5: I love her purse.
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  Speaker 1: And I've been playing with it. Yeah, if only someone
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  Speaker 1: would just sell her freaking purse, we would all buy it.
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  Speaker 1: I think James would buy it.
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  Speaker 2: I think we all got really sad. Just now.
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  Speaker 1: Make us the first James. We'll commission it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I learned last night, so I made these led
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  Speaker 3: trays right for for this event, and I bought pre
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  Speaker 3: fabricated LED strap. They're meant for guitars, but I just
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  Speaker 3: liked their style and the way that they look for
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  Speaker 3: these clear crylic trays to pass out caviar. I'm learning
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  Speaker 3: very quickly that I need to make my own leather,
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  Speaker 3: well not the leather itself, but like do my own
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  Speaker 3: leather work, because waiting on another fabricator for their stuff
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  Speaker 3: to get in in time caused some issues. And so yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that might be in the in the pipeline, I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to be making some clear acrylic LED trays and purses.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like stadium bag size approved made of stadiums.
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  Speaker 3: I have dream.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, is it wicker wicker camboo.
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  Speaker 2: But it's that like I don't think hers is real wicker.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's that like retro like plasticized.
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  Speaker 3: Like what those launchairs were made out of.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of yeah, like a thinner filament, yes, like that.
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  Speaker 2: But I've found some like similar purses, but they're always
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  Speaker 2: so expensive because people know what they have, And so
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  Speaker 2: I have a black version of that clamshell type of
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  Speaker 2: purse that's not it's too square, it's not the right shape,
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  Speaker 2: and it was like forty or fifty bucks at a
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  Speaker 2: vintage store. Hers always go for at least that much,
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  Speaker 2: if not more.
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  Speaker 1: I'm willing to pay.
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  Speaker 2: I have to do a lot of work to get
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  Speaker 2: it to have like the right trim and stuff. So
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  Speaker 2: I've just not found one that's a good enough bass.
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  Speaker 2: The handles are usually wrong, although in the episode we
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  Speaker 2: watched last week, one of the beads on the handle
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  Speaker 2: was missing, and then I was like, how many of
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  Speaker 2: Sofia's persons where they're really?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: But there was a few.
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  Speaker 2: Did they just repair it or what was the We
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  Speaker 2: weren't as like like when I worked doing film costuming,
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  Speaker 2: like for Would You Rather? Britney Snow had like six
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  Speaker 2: of the same dress that she wore in that film
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  Speaker 2: because we had to have one that had like a
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  Speaker 2: hole in it from when she had stabbed spoiler. But
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  Speaker 2: also that was a thirteen year ago movie.
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  Speaker 3: Watch it.
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  Speaker 2: And then we had one that was like bloodier but
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  Speaker 2: had the whole I have one in my uh. No
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  Speaker 2: one is buying on poshmark because the things that stories
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't take back costumers usually end up divvying up, or
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  Speaker 2: it goes to studio and that was an indie film,
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  Speaker 2: So I have a size two lavender lace dress that
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  Speaker 2: we didn't use that H and M wouldn't take back.
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  Speaker 1: It's no, no, it's not screen used. It's just then
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  Speaker 1: it might sell you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, long story short, too late period.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we had to have was it six different Geppettos
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  Speaker 3: like the puppets because it's spoiler alert. He goes into
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  Speaker 3: the dogfish right, and so he's covered in just like goop.
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  Speaker 3: So there's that Geppetto and then there's the like young
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  Speaker 3: and vivacious whatever Geppetto early on in the story. Young.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know a lot about other like Tim Burton
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  Speaker 2: style stop animation. Did you have like a workshow? And
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: I probably could just go to PDX because I think
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  Speaker 2: that little exhibit is still up in Pedio.
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  Speaker 3: They just took it out. Fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Tiny chef was there and I was trying to get
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  Speaker 2: her to look at both of those things, and I
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  Speaker 2: don't think she did because she was just trying to
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  Speaker 2: get out of the airport and over to me that
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  Speaker 2: hallway that that display is at the edge of that
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  Speaker 2: hallway and you've just like run your marathon from that terminal.
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  Speaker 2: It's it wasn't a you. It wasn't a place where
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  Speaker 2: you were like, I'm I'm a stop hearing look at this.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: It was like, oh, I'm so close to the front
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  Speaker 2: door of my bag, I gotta go. It was that anyway,
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  Speaker 2: were there tons and tons of like heads and things
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  Speaker 2: like Jack had hundreds of heads for Nightmare before Christmas
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  Speaker 2: because of the expressions.
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  Speaker 3: Right, it depended on the character what's known as replacement animation.
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  Speaker 3: So instead of like Geppetto had like little screws in
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  Speaker 3: his head that you would rotate and that would manipulate
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  Speaker 3: these little paddles that causes like the mouth to move
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  Speaker 3: or the eyebrows to go up and down. There's Spas,
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  Speaker 3: who was this little monkey character that was part of
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  Speaker 3: the carnival from like the nose down, like this whole
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  Speaker 3: jowl kind of area was replaceable and it was held
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  Speaker 3: on with magnets. And so for every like mouth movement
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  Speaker 3: or expression, you'd have to take that out and put
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  Speaker 3: the next one in. So some characters, yes, had hundreds
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  Speaker 3: upon hundreds of mouths or faces depending on what they were.
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  Speaker 5: That's so cool.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fascinated. I like I like sculpting so much that
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  Speaker 2: I made a hideous and I will never show it
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  Speaker 2: to you, so we will not speak of this after
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  Speaker 2: this show it. But I made a not exactly Jeff
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  Speaker 2: Goldbloom looking giant wizard head last year I did a
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  Speaker 2: wicked Christmas tree where I blended half pink half green,
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  Speaker 2: and then I sculpted his wood gold face that comes
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  Speaker 2: out and talks is the wizard in the film, and
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  Speaker 2: put it on top of the very heavy I used
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  Speaker 2: like air foam clay, whatever the fuck that's.
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  Speaker 3: Called, and automagic.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't use that one. I used like Jung Joe.
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  Speaker 3: Tall ball.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know, some random name from Amazon that, but
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  Speaker 2: I it was neon green and I painted it gold
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  Speaker 2: and I had a really good time doing it. I
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  Speaker 2: love sculpting little things like that, but I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if I could make a hundred look this ant. That's
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: why I've never finished my children's book, because I can't.
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  Speaker 2: My polar Bear doesn't look the same page after page.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like an eighties cartoon skill.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just remembered I have let's see, it'll show
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  Speaker 3: up with the blur. Yeah cool from one of the
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  Speaker 3: original molds. Yeah. Oh wow, he's so he's so upset.
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  Speaker 1: Where'd you get that?
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  Speaker 3: Man? I can't say?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, fair, fair dam Burton's garbage.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Oh, we've geeked out a little bit. Should
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  Speaker 2: we maybe head towards episode Town episode down too?
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  Speaker 3: I love that Town Lovely Coffee.
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  Speaker 1: Shop Season two, episode twenty five is called a Piece
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  Speaker 1: of Cake. The director was Terry Hughes, the writers were
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  Speaker 1: Barry Fernaro and Terry Grossman, and the original lair date
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  Speaker 1: was May ninth, nineteen eighty seven. So based on the title,
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  Speaker 1: Kristen and James, what do you think a piece of
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  Speaker 1: cake will be about?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 2: One other name?
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  Speaker 3: Is your name?
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  Speaker 1: Kristen?
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  Speaker 6: Somebody spent all night making a cake and then the
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  Speaker 6: next morning there's a piece of cake missing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh who do you think? Hate it?
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  Speaker 5: Somebody ruined that cake?
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  Speaker 2: That asshole Lanche probably put all the food on the table.
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  Speaker 3: Put Yeah, I think that it's the postman comes by,
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  Speaker 3: uh comes by, and for whatever reason they open the door,
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  Speaker 3: as he's always walking away, and so there's just, you know,
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  Speaker 3: this opportunity that they could you introduce themselves to him.
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  Speaker 3: But they think it'll be a piece of cake, but
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  Speaker 3: it's not. They just want the cake.
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  Speaker 1: I love that I need him to guess every episode
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  Speaker 1: and we record it and play like, here's what James's
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  Speaker 1: guest was.
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  Speaker 2: I already was like, do we let James do the
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  Speaker 2: villain this week?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if he's willing to, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't want to want Okay, sure, why not. Let's oh, Ship,
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  Speaker 3: this will.
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  Speaker 2: Send you extra hazard pay extra hazard pay two things?
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  Speaker 2: One I forgot them and two. Uh I had already
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  Speaker 2: said two things, so I had to come up with
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  Speaker 2: something last minute. Yeah, Ship, what was it? It's gone? Nope,
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  Speaker 2: all right, don't don't get.
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  Speaker 3: Old step in front of that.
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  Speaker 1: Bus, I guess, and Kristin, who do you in back? Sorry?
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  Speaker 2: Really quick? Okay, yes, I almost spit take when James
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: was talking, and I just want to say I did
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  Speaker 2: not remember to sip away from my computer.
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  Speaker 1: She just got that new computer, James.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, anyway, sorry, okay, I'm done now.
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  Speaker 1: And she already done this spit take on it already,
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  Speaker 1: and we're like, you're going to ruin this.
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  Speaker 3: New computer because of my tech issues. Yes, our last episode,
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  Speaker 3: I have started looking at newer, better computers because I
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: think that that's that's my problem.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, could be they go out of date so fast
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  Speaker 1: as soon as you open the box.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like rolling the car off the lot. It's
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  Speaker 3: like it appreciate so fast.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: So if James is going to be the villain Aaron
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  Speaker 1: and Kristin, who do you think the villain will be?
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  Speaker 1: That would be hard for him to prove? Well, okay,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: then just then, just Kristen.
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  Speaker 3: Solutions.
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  Speaker 1: I could I could help you. I guess, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want him to not ever come back, so
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to pick something too hard.
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  Speaker 5: Well, how about Blanche Blanche?
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  Speaker 1: Sure, Blanch is fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't have a Blanche. You're our honorary Blanche.
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  Speaker 2: Now we had a Blanche and then she had stepped
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  Speaker 2: aside some personal stuff going on, and and so we
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  Speaker 2: went from four people to three people. So you can
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  Speaker 2: be our fillin.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Can you do a southern accent? James?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? I sure can. Don't you even worry about it.
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  Speaker 3: I can do it? Just fine?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. I think he was in the stage
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  Speaker 1: show we show, right, that was like perfect.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that James went to the same voice
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  Speaker 2: acting academy I did where it's generic steel Magnolia's southern.
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  Speaker 2: But I love it.
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  Speaker 5: It's fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, whenever it's a more femine for character,
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: it's always like a Georgian Southern. But whenever it's a
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: male character, it's or male forward. It's almost always texting.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, give us give us that.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Oh sure, a nice little text and accient. I could
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: do that for you all day.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's totally different.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, very got a little like Matthew McConaughey and their hair.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, all right.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, fun fact I do voiceover.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Yay, wow, very cool.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: All right, so.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: That's why I have that lovely other mic setup.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: That's what you said.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but apparently my computer's processor. If I'm like doing
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: video call and that, you can't handle it. But if
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: I'm just recording audio, it's fine.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh no, thank you, a very strong no,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: thank you.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Your computer was like, don't be friends with this girl,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: she's weird.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: No, my computer is my wing man. Just like I'm sorry, sir,
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: you need to step away.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Sorry.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Do you take your computer like bars and stuff too?
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: There?
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know your speed dating is a computer?
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Like sorry, you like that movie her in your pocket?
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, make sure the battery is fully charged, and
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: just like occasional, I'll hear this voice say full stop
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, okay, I'm sorry, i gotta go.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: All right, sweet, all right, cool, I'll talk to that hag.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, So Blanch Blanch is the villain, right, Blanch the villain.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: So now we're gonna go away and we're gonna watch
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: the episode and you're gonna listen to commercial and we'll
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: be right back. It'll be like magic.
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: Greetings, fellow nerds, it's Garrett. You'r host of the Node
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: Act Nerd, part of Odd Pods Media, the podcast where
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: we explore the vast realms of geekdom, from the latest
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: superhero flicks the retro video games, with everything in between.
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: We've got you covered. Join me for insightful reviews, hilarious discussions,
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: and maybe even a few heated debates. Find the note
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: Act Nerd wherever you listen to podcasts, Let's get nerdy.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: Welcome back, it was call Kristen.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Want to just say do it again? Christ And let's
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: all be quiet?
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: What oh? Welcome back.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: That's our girl, croudy boo boo.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, consummate professional, our guest James always always spot on yep,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: very studious. You guys can't see him. I can. He's
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: been holding this pen like fucking boss the whole time.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: At least two post it's worth you, all right.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: What was the name of the hospital yesterday?
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: I know? Fuck?
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: What was the name of the god damn it.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: This game?
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: General hospital? I will never forget that again.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: It's not a question. And also we can't use that
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: because I said yesterday, because I'm dumb. So make your note, Gina.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Sorry once we didn't record two episodes in a row listener.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Oh we let him in on the magic dare you?
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Dare you?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: All right, you guys, you guys, don't play the game, yes,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: game Liz, just real quick. For those of you playing
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: at home along with us, you can't win. But here
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: are the rules for those of you who are playing,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: wait to try. Yeah, good luck you on her system.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Let us know how many you got right? Your name
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: is your buzzer. Let me read the question completely. Okay,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: let's go. What does Rose call her balloon animal?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Gina? Yes, Scottie, yeah, yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, what does Dorothy somewhat villainously change its
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: name to?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Gina?
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Garbage? Yeah, Now it's garbage.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: And after after that, after that loss last week, I
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: could see.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: How motivated cut me, Mike cut me.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: What does Sophie as a Roberta still tries to find
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: on Sunday Nights on TV? James, Oh, Kristen was first,
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: but James was passionate and smoke.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, that was one of my notes.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, what is the name of the restaurant that Rose
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: throws Dorothy's party at?
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Christina?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I think I thought it was Kristen.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I think it was Kristen.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: Ha ha, ha has hot Dog Hacienda.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask Gina for a ruling on this one.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Can you give us more? Christen? There's one more word there.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: Ha has hot Dog Hoscienda.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: And who is the person? What is his title?
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: The clown?
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: What's what's his title?
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Ha? Ha?
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: The clown?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: What do you call a gentleman?
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Poor? No?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Uh, I don't know what to do here. It's got it. Yeah,
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I guess we'll give you the point. But it's oh,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: mister hot dog.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: She looked at me like I was crazy.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: She's like, oh my, don't what.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: We're not?
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I was a loss for you.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I was mis She got it right, apparently.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently, Horror. I didn't know those words were interchangeable.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: Amazing, hor Ha.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna start sending out my email, my work emails.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Dear Horror, so and so you are anyway the gender
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: neutral term the genders it is.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: It is gender neutral.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: It is, yeah, right, along with slat. How much is
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: a mister Haha dog without the beverage?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Gina?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: It was James.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Dollars seventy five.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, no like Gina, Yes, Gina a dollar seventy nine.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was dollar seventy nine.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Marketing prices.
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: James, it down wrong, sorry, nine nine nine.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: All right, let's try again, Well, not again. It's a
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: new question. When mister Haha asks Dorothy to go on stage,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: what is the first response she has?
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: James, Yeah, Rose, you didn't.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: No, because that's he she he hasn't asked Dorothy to
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: come up yet. After he says her, I'm going to
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: clarify this for you only because you're not normally here.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: After because yes, she says that first, that is the
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: first thing that she says. But he hadn't said her
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: name yet, So after he says Dorothy's Barnac, what does she.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Say, James okay, strangles Rose. No, okay, she said something.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, I think you get this point.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I get this point. She looks. He comes up
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: to at the table and she says, get bent. Haha.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sor right, that's okay.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: We got more question.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Dang it.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: It was just such a delightful episode. We were just
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: capting sad story.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: That sad bit for these villain.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Bit though is beautiful writing.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Oh it was, yeah, but so sad.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: And so well performed.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, made you feelings it did.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I got a little weepy.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: I was like watching your face get like your louth
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: dropped further open and then you like went to holding
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: your face like. It was very sad.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Well, first I thought it was just you know, sad
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: because oh, like nobody is celebrating her birthday with her,
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: so she had to surprise herself. And then it went
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: into like the next level of grief where she's mourning
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: the loss and I'm like, oh, this is so sad.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, anyway, it was such a treasure.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Here we go. Next question. Dorothy can't shove her cake
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: in mister Haha's face because mister music is mister lawyer
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: his brother, But who does shove the cake in Haha's face?
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: And why James? Yeah, the kid with the receding hairline,
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: and because that's what she wished.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I'm going to accept that. I'm going to accept that answer.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Was it Brandon?
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Bobby?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Bobby?
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Bobby? Okay, bam.
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: He was?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: He said that so lovingly, all right. Question eight? How
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: many months since Charlie's passing do we see Rose celebrating
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: her birthday alone?
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: James Kristen, Yes, fittingly enough. Question eight it's eight months?
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, totally unplanned? Yeah, purely an accident teacher's parents.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Can we have homework this weekend?
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's tradition that Rose gets the rose on her cake.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: But what color is that? Rose?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Krista couldn't tell.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: Yes, was it pink?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Pink? And green?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Oh? Like her sweater.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: I always pay attention to the roses because my mom
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: does cake decoration for fun, and I always look at
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: the roses.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: It is such a skill. I had to make a
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: bunch of fake pies for a production of Waitress, and
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: like some there was some piping involved.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Oh man, what do you make that fake pie on us?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: So? Remember how I said I love model magic? Oh yeah,
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: so I use that pink insulation foam, like the board
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: that you put in your walls, So that was kind
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: of like the inner foundation. And then I used model
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: magic for the crust, and depending on what the filling was,
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: I would use either fake fruit or other materials to
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: emulate that. And then it was kind of like watercolor
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: painting where you do schillac. I used the amber colored
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: shillac and while it was still wet, I would take
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: in a wood stain and model that in there, so
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: it would give you that like golden crust.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Shit. You're working hard than making a real pie. Okay,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: do we.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Just become best friends? Because in high school I had
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: to make dozens of foam turkeys with my dad because
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I used to do props in a previous life, and
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: then eventually I went to costumes and now I just
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: do art stuff for fun. But I made we made
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: like I think either, I was like twenty four turkeys
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: for all the chorus dancers and Hello Dolly and Harmonia Gardens,
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: and we just glued foam soft like cushion foam together
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: and cut them till they look like it, and then
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: we spray painted them and glued the little feet on
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: and it's a lot of fun to make stuff. I'm
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: very jealous of your life and we'll probably force myself
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: into it more. You're welcome, You're welcome for me.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Get to keep on giving, wait.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Till I ask you to stay. Had a podcast with me?
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: All right? So what does Sophia and.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Say making crap with Aaron and James.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: What does Sophia say She always wanted to be Yes.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: A ballerina?
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, right at forty eight.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: Hey, she would have had fifty yeah, two more years
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: to dream.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: She could pull in the lane stretch.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: God, that woman. Yeah, she worked up until, like I'm fifty,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: the last minute possible she was. She spit fire, all right.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Why won't sal come out of the bedroom?
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Gina? Yes, and Sophia hit him. Yeah, I don't know
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: if you want the rest of it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I did want all of it with a piece of bread. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: five day old bread, which as someone who's dog high
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: bread all over the house because she's an asshole. It's
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: always very sharp, just fun fact. It's essentially biscotti at
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: that point, and if you step on it, it don't
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: walk painful.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's like bread legos.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Kristin. I have an idea for a product. Let's make
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: legos out of bread.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Lego, it's lego.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: She's like, here's all the nine reasons you can't.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Have Okay, sanitary purposes, free bread. If you step on bread,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: would he give you wouldn't irritate your skin?
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: Maybe I don't.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know that you've rubbed bread on your
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: body before. No, we can find out. Let's find Colorado.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: It's giving me pen ready.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Camera pants to the side, soft haze covers the screen,
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: and it's just Kristin rubbing bread on herself in a bath.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Just like, oh, you're saying we need only fans for that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: With your feet though, people love feet.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: So it's two feet holding a piece of bread rubbing
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: it on Christen's body.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Oh god, my feet are rubbing it. Oh yeah, oh
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I like it.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: James is full of amazing ideas.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: Yes, you're not rubbing bread on me.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Come on, we gotta know what's for science.
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: I'm Celiac, so I get really sick with gluten.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, even if she has her husband and he's had bread,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: it affects her. So I bet I bet rubbing it
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: on her would do it.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: What if we put you in like a gimp suit
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: and then just like rubbed it around on the suit.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: You'd have to pay me tens of thousands of dollars.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Whatever, let's just finish this quiz instead.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Blanche, surprise persons like genuinely afraid that we're gonna
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: rub bread?
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would you come at me with that bread?
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: You see a mysterious man hiding behind a dumpster with
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: a loaf. It's not me.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: She came up here and got me hooked on a
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: gluten free bakery. I don't even need to buy eighty
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: six dollars pastry. He's like, I can, I can. I
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: have to eat gluten, but I can. And yet my
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: favorite keysh is down at hole is hold the wee?
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Is that?
• 33:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: And it's all like seventies like pink and orange like kitchen,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: but it's very cool place. Yeah all right, So Blanche's
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: surprise party was a real surprise that first year. But
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: why Kristin?
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Yes, because Blanche hates surprise parties.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Gina, Yes, Gina, because they invited the guests out of
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: her little black book.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, okay, only invited her little sex buddies.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Who's gonna spank me?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: First spank line?
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What were big Spen and Little s Fen celebrating Kristin.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Yes, they're smoked herring HOGI.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's always hairy.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: I mean I think I'd rather have a smoked hearing
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: HOGI than a cup of potato juice and a vat
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: of fish.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: So I guess.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, I guess that's the fun you knew to
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: town if you had to.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Choose, choose.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Vat of fish.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Roberta who never arrives for her own party was never
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: coming because the party was actually for who.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: Kristin, Yes, Blanche, Yes.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, Now we do a super fun say loop. Hi,
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I've learned how to talk. This is my first podcast. Everybody,
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: we play a game here occasionally called last line. That's
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: part of the quiz, and so I just need to
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: know who said the last line of the show and
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: what it was.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: Kristin, Yes, was it Sophia. It's konga time.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, Sophia said, then say it's congo time. And then
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: the men came out and the changed the clubs.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: I wrote down it's congo time. I remember who said it.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm pretty sure.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, So then this last question is a no stump
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: bonus point. Now, James these are harder questions that are
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: cumulative and require some effort. I made sure that this
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: one was cumulative, that you could participate. You what does
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: this episode have in common with last week's episode?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: What, James? They mentioned shady pines.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: No, but I think you deserve a point for that.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: That's not it. But yes, sure, I'll just tell you
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: guys because the two people that go here all the
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: time look confused. Also, both episodes had a character named Bobby,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: the little.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Boy at the oh that is a deep dive.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: And then the cop played by loon Dog dog Dog
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: the new sex position cloon Dog. Both of them played
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: a character named Bobby. It was back to back Bobby.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: So I'm guessing someone in the writing staff knew of
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Bobby because that's pretty quick turn around to you.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: That is part of the trivia.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: So yes, oh no, did I take the trivia?
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: No, it's fine, stop Aaron.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Sometimes things overlap. So who won?
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: That's it?
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Who won?
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I know?
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: I did?
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: Okay, Aaron had one point two, I got five, and
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: Kristin got eight.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Fuck you wow, congratulations is what I meant to pronounce
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: that maybe.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't let her take the score anymore.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Like it was eight.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: You can do it if you want. I'm eight months of.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Morning eighth question eight points. Gosh, Kristen, you are just.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Like on it, honestly.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get a lottery ticket of all EIDs.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: That's okay, we'll give We will give James a chance
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: to redeem his score in a later episode at some point,
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: because hell yeah, I don't know if you've noticed, but
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: I've already told you forcibly that you're my friend. So
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: we'll just bring.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: You back package by the front door. It looks gun shaped,
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: so I think, oh yeah, yeah.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all back, good work.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: No, because our listeners know there's no way I went
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: to the post office that quickly.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Then you'd buy a lottery tickets, don't Yeah, don't open that.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, just don't ask for any gibbets. Those take
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: a long.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Time again gibbets, Yeah, like a year or something, right,
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: still waiting, still waiting. It's the perpetual, never ending story.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's been a whole week and I
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: didn't send them. Basically, jack ass, anyway, that's it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: You're not You sent me a lovely present.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're sweetheart, we love you.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: I'm all right, And she.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Sent me a bluey horror art. Have you seen Blooey James?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: It's amazing.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: That's the kids show right with the Dog. Yeah, I've
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: not seen it.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: It's delightful for.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Yourself a favor.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: He doesn't James doesn't stream. He's so busy working all
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: the time. He doesn't have.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: I'm one of those monsters. Yeah.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, you don't have any streaming. Oh.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: The only streaming that I do is basical music. Oh okay, okay, yeah,
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: while I'm working and whatnot.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Do you own? Do you own a TV?
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: I do? Actually, Okay, I do so, Like occasionally, if
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: I have to watch something because it's like reference material
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: for either a character I'm playing or something that I'm
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: working on, then I'll buy it, Like whatever that particular
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: ip is, I'll just buy that and then watch it.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Ok So it's on my docket to watch Demon Hunters
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: K Pop demon Hunters.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Because it's so good.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Everyone talks about how amazing it is. And so when
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: I'm doing all these mc gigs, part of my improv
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: and like repertoire with people and talking and stuff is
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: I need to be up to date on pop culture.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: And for the most part, I could just do Google
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: searches in that spine or brief YouTube clips, but for
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: K pop there's just so much.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good. It's a really cute movie. I
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: don't typically prefer anime style myself personally. I just I
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: like softer angles. But it is beautifully animated. The songs
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: are catchy. I was singing now reference this to the
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: fact that you know that I can't stop singing songs
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: from Shocked right now, so I'm very impressionable.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: But independently Owned is so good.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: It's a fucking killer song. There's another song in the
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: show that the lead male sings about if she doesn't
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: want me, somebody will. That's just like gout wrenching, and
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I like that song as well. Capop demon Hunter are
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: two of the songs. I ended up throwing them on
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: my just my regular genera throughout the day doing stuff playlist,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: and it's fun. I mean, you're not gonna probably go like,
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: get a tattoo of it unless you're impressionable like me,
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: and then you have random, weird tattoos all over it.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Can you tell us about the villain? Jack?
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Absolutely so the villain for this particular episode is absolutely,
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: without a doubt Blanche. It might be her birthday, but
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: she is a villain. I cannot even tell you how
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: disappointed I was that she would that she would be
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: so ungrateful to her coworkers, right, I mean, they put
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: in all of that effort, and she just hated it.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: She threw up all over the place, or she could
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: throw up. I mean she probably did so ungrateful. And
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: then she lied about having fun at the Haha hot
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Dog Hacienda. I mean she lied to her friend's faces.
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's I mean at that point we should call
• 41:01
  Speaker 8: her dad, like big Daddy. They lied, Okay, and then
• 41:08
  Speaker 8: like she has all of these men there for this
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: surprise party that they've invited into the house. She did
• 41:14
  Speaker 8: not extend an invitation to any of her housemates she loved.
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: There's all of these fun fellows and she didn't invite
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: them into the room.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: What if Rose wanted a piece of cake, huh?
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Or or you could share?
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, blench is so inconsiderate, greedy, She's greedy. She's
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: so greedy. She is just food, all the men out
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: bottomless hole of greed. For the For those of you
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: that like mental images at.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Home, stretched out bottomless hole.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like an inflated balloon that you deflate
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: and it's just kind of like this never goes would Yeah,
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: only speaking from personal experience.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: You read it in a book once.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna inflate some balloons and just like let them
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: go and just leave them around all wrinkly and loose.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: That's a fetish, Is it really? Really?
• 42:12
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh, there are people that have balloon fetishes that
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: like inflate balloons and then like rub them on their
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: bodies or like purposely pop them, and like the popping
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: is like a thing, Like the feeling of the deflated
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: balloon is a thing.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, Well, I'm gonna have to start my only
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: fans when we hang up today.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, with bread rubbing and balloons. Yeah, and Bobby.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you pop the balloons with five day old bread. Yeah,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: over yourself with balloons and it's like a burletque show.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Burdle did that actually. So our friend, uh, a
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: friend of the show, Purtle, who's been on a couple
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: times during COVID. She was doing burlesque socially distanced and
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: people were paying her, and so she'd go over to
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: someone's house and do a very small like strip teas
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: or balloon dance on their porch but at a distance,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: or would do it virtually for them. And so she
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: made all these outfits and she would like colely like
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: pop the balloons until she was mostly naked and.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: I love this so much.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: I don't creative, Like, I don't know how we would
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: like actually get a show done. But I do feel
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: like if James and Kristen were on the show, that
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: they would also get along. She is, she's a big.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: Personal Yeah, she's also Kristin.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: When I'm on the phone with either of them, the
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: other one gets called other Kristen because it just makes
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: it easier.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: That Yeah, that could be really confusing. Yeah, covid was
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: wild for creativity. A friend of mine who's a drag
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: queen that loaded the back of their like pickup truck
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: with all this pa music equipment and then would drive
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: to people's houses and do a drag show.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Like cool, It's incredible, And.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: So yeah, we shut down used to live in Southeast Portland.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: We shut down our street and they parked their truck
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: in the middle of the street and then like all
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: the neighbors came out. We had this neighborhood drag show.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: That's lovely.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Had I known Purdle Curdle, Yeah, had I known this person,
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: I probably would have tried to book them for a She.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Would have flown. She flies all over.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: She's in.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: But she flies all over doing burlesque shows and she's
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: pretty accomplished. She toured Europe for a while, She did
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: her domb stuff in Europe for a while.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Like, oh I didn't know that cool? Yeah.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had trackers on her so that we knew
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: if someone murdered her since she was taking like.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Free clim in Europe.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we didn't know if she was taken. I
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: want her to get kidnapped or murdered, so if her
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: track stopped.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Moving, Yeah that's good, that's smart.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're protective of her, protect the purtle. Anyway, that
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: was amazing. I can't say enough nice stuff about you,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: mister sharing housen.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Ah.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for me, thanks for doing our guest villain.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, well done.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Awesome, thanks as thank you and y'all are just lovely,
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: like this has been experience.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Thanks.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: We gotta do trivia.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, fuck, sorry that I will not do.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: That is on my firm, no list.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, for sure, you don't like skeats, give me a.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: I was terrified at my last surgery. I was going
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: to pope on the table. Just a fun side note there.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, I have to go to the bathroom
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: and she was like, no, no, we'll get you there.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: And yeah, I didn't pope on the table, but they
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: did cathereter me, so I guess I might appede on them.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: It's real life.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: I feel that. I had a surgery on my lower
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: back and so I had to like go completely out.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: And I remember vividly telling the hospital staff and I
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: was like, if I fart on them, will you apologize
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: for me? Please? I'm so sorry.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: You're checked in so early in the morning and then
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: they hook you up the stuff and I.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Was like, I've had a fiber.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: I didn't poop you.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Today my morning.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Move.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, ma'am, you can tell the nurse on the admissions desk.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to poop, ma'am. It's fine. Tell the
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: nurse I have to poop.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Declare to everyone there, I have to poop.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, speaking of pooping, some trivia, Okay, pop it.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Out, pinch it off.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Lenny Green was young Dorothy. She plays her four times.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I think they all all the times. I believe Alan
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Blumenfeld was mister hah h. He's done a lot of
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: TV guest spots like Cheers, Remington Steele if you remember,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: he was Lou the Plumber in episode nineteen of last season.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah oh with the toilet in the living room.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Low boy boilet Ye. Jeffrey Weber was Bobby, his only
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: credit on IMDb.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately his hairline went further back and no one would hired.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Before Benjamin Button.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Sid Melton plays sal He plays him eight times, but
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: we only hear him this time. I do believe we
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: saw him. This is the first of three times. It
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: feels like more. Estelle Getty is without her old lady makeup,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: with their beautiful red hair. The kids with mister haha
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: were characters named after people who worked on the show.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: So ah, you were right there.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: So there was a Bobby.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: This is the first appearance of Sid Milton stal his
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: voice only roll. This episode aired four days before sixty
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: fifth birthday. Now things that were referenced in the show.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Trader Vix was a Polynesian themed restaurant and bar chain.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah Gun Smoke was a Western TV show that ran
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: for twenty seasons. Wow Rose had an oofed a mug
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: in her kitchen. Chris Jeff they mentioned him was leader
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: of the Soviet Union for a while. Your Show of
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Shows was a variety show in the fifties with Sid Caesar.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: They mentioned Ralph Edwards, an American radio host of Truth
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: or Consequences, and they mentioned Francis Farmer, who is an actress.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: That's only half for you.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: That's a good trivia.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Hey, that was excellent.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: That was great information.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Next week, fucking strap in because it's a backdoor pilot.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Oh that's right, Yeah.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: That's what they're called back door body.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Next the way you phrased it, it's like that fucking
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: we're not even gonna spit on. This thing.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Is gonna run over you.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Braw doug it. Yeah. I'm I don't remember. I watched
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: The Golden Girls all the time, obviously, Like this show
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: was largely created because I forced you guys to want
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: to watch this. I think I don't remember exactly know
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: I love this show, but like I don't feel like
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: I see this next episode that we're gonna watch next week.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: The I don't think I've seen the Empty Nest backdoor
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: pilot episode as much as some of the others. Like
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: I've definitely seen this Birthday one like a thousand times
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: because everyone thinks that the Mister Hahas hot Dog Hacienda
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: is hysterical.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I would eat there.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: I would eat there. I also would want to wear
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: that hat, even though I can tell the prop person
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: just like staple two dots onto that cheap party store hat,
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: like you could see the Staples on screen. But the
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Empty Nest spin off pilot I don't know anything about.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to actually prep for it and like
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: write the quiz because I don't remember that episode at all.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: And that's the season finale too. Yeah, they're like, we're
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: gonna end this season and try to spin something off.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: At the end of season two, they were getting like
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: full of themselves.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Well, James, where can people find you? I will post
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: a link in the description of the episodes that you
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: were on, by the way, thanks to whatever social media
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: or whatever you would like us to place in there.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: But let's tell our listeners now with their ear holes.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Yay, hello ear holes. So if you're looking for me,
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: you can find me on social media's at James Sharinghausen.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: I just use my name to keep it nice and easy,
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: and you can also check out my company, which is
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: sheet Ghost Productions dot com. I am garbage when it
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: comes to social media, so it hasn't been well updated.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: I should say. There's a lot of posting that other
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: people post of my stuff. I'm a stilt walker, I sing, dance,
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: and act in musical theater, and so you'll see a
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: lot of that stuff on there. And then I also
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: do props and set designs for various productions as well
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: as specialty events, and so you might just see me
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: around and I'll be nine feet tall, nipe, all right.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: I mean there's that, then there's that well, because I
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: have a friend that does stilt walking at Universal Studios
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: in California, and whenever I'm around him on stilt, it's
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: like the most uncomfortable conversations I've had because he tries
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: to like get down on my level and like crouch
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: and I'm just like, you look like you're gonna tip
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: because your butt's too far behind your legs, Like he'll
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: do that. Kristin, where can they find us?
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: They can find us across all social medias at on
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: Aluni Pod and you can email us at on alanipod
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: at gmail dot com.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Sweet as just Me, Yes, Abby Sabby, Hello.
• 52:04
  Speaker 9: Hi, I know I got that cheesecake out, but it's
• 52:08
  Speaker 9: still frozen. Oh no, yeah, I told the box to
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: let it go.
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: On that note.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: That cheesecake needed to go into the unknown.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: That bye friends, Bye,