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999 - BONUS! Part 1: Welcome to Plathville (s7e1) "The Boyfriend" with Amye · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey everybody.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so today we're talking about a show that
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  Speaker 2: I have covered since season one, episode one. It's a
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  Speaker 2: favorite show of mine. It's Welcome to Platfill.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I've been a long time Stan of this show. I've
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  Speaker 2: also become over the years friendly with Ethan's ex Olivia.
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  Speaker 2: I find her to be fascinating, smart, and I want
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  Speaker 2: to be clear, I believe every word she says about
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  Speaker 2: her former husband and her in laws. Okay, so look,
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  Speaker 2: if you're hearing this episode on the free feed, buckle up.
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  Speaker 2: This is normally only Patreon like Prime content, but we're
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  Speaker 2: now putting every first episode that appears on Prime here
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  Speaker 2: on the free feed, so you'll get a little taste
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  Speaker 2: of it. If you want to hear the rest of
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  Speaker 2: the season, you're gonna need to subscribe. You can do
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  Speaker 2: that of course at Apple Subscriptions.
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  Speaker 1: Through your app.
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  Speaker 2: You can go to Patreon, you can go to Supercast.
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  Speaker 2: You can also go to pinkshadepodcast dot com, click on
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  Speaker 2: Prime at the top, and then you'll choose how you
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  Speaker 2: want to subscribe. You can put it in your RSS feed.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty easy. Right now. On the five dollars level,
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  Speaker 2: you're going to have this show, Welcome to Platfell and
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  Speaker 2: ninety Day Hunt for Love. I'm covering both of these
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  Speaker 2: with my bunkie Amy Little Miss recap, and on the
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  Speaker 2: ten dollars level of Prime, I'm covering the Valley with Keisha.
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  Speaker 1: That'll be over probably.
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  Speaker 2: In three four weeks, and then I've got ninety Day
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  Speaker 2: UK which is hilarious with Kimberly, of a Date with Dayline,
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  Speaker 2: and Match Me Abroad with Keisha. So yeah, if you're counting,
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  Speaker 2: that's eight episodes. The free feed will be Love After,
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  Speaker 2: Lock Up, ninety Day Happily ever After, and Bravo coverage
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  Speaker 2: on Thursdays. And then there are five bonus weekly episodes
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  Speaker 2: happening over on Prime right now. Yeah, eight episodes total, guys,
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  Speaker 2: So if you're on the ten dollars Prime level you'll
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  Speaker 2: get all those episodes ad free. Also, this episode is
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  Speaker 2: your YouTube and on my YouTube channel. You go over
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  Speaker 2: to YouTube and you look up a Pink Shade podcast.
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  Speaker 2: You can click the link in the show notes to
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  Speaker 2: find it. They're going to be visual and audio aids
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  Speaker 2: for this episode and you might want to see them.
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  Speaker 2: So look, here we go let's get let's get ready,
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  Speaker 2: let's get real angry about Welcome to Platfill. Hey, everybody,
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  Speaker 2: welcome to Pink Shade. It's Prime or it's Free Feed,
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  Speaker 2: depending on where you're listening to this. It is Wednesday,
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  Speaker 2: and this is you know. If you're listening over on Prime,
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  Speaker 2: it is considered hey, bunky, because it's on the five
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  Speaker 2: dollars level of Prime. If you're listening on the free feed,
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  Speaker 2: you're welcome, because boy, oh boy, are you in for
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  Speaker 2: a ride with Welcome to Plathfill Season one hundred, episode one.
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  Speaker 2: I believe the season seven and Amy guys.
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  Speaker 1: Mary Pain text me last night, She's like, clear clearing
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  Speaker 1: your schedule. We're I'm buckled in. All I said to
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  Speaker 1: you is I have to record again in two and
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  Speaker 1: a half hours, So as long as we're done by that,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. Yeah. The amount of rage, the amount of rage,
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  Speaker 1: simmering rage. I'm just walking through my week with after
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  Speaker 1: watching this, I know.
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  Speaker 2: That you've already recorded for your show about this. Now,
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  Speaker 2: does your recap uppear on Little Miss Recap or Prime?
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  Speaker 1: Or where does it go? It should be on Murder
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  Speaker 1: she watched, but it's going to be on a Little
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  Speaker 1: miss recap behind our paywall. Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So also, guys, I say you're listening on the free feed.
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  Speaker 2: This will go next week behind the five dollars paywall.
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  Speaker 1: There's two shows over there right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be this one, which we're in for
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  Speaker 2: the long haul, and then there's a ninety day Hunt
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  Speaker 2: for Love, which which is so good, which I'm also
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  Speaker 2: covering with Amy, which is good, so good. Just watch
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  Speaker 2: that last night And oh.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't watch it yet. Is it a good week? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, Wow, it's getting a real complex with all
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  Speaker 2: these people. And by the way, this week, brand new
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  Speaker 2: person who dis never saw Okay, a person appeared in
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  Speaker 2: the hotep. I go, I've never seen her before, and
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  Speaker 2: I don't think she's on.
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  Speaker 1: Our murder board.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Oh that's just a sidebar. Also, guys, you know, look,
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  Speaker 2: if you're here, you're here. If you've ever watched this show,
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  Speaker 2: if you want to know why we're so mad, you're
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  Speaker 2: going to.
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  Speaker 1: Have to go back. It's a long we have a
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  Speaker 1: long history with this family.
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  Speaker 2: Long history me specifically Amy specifically.
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  Speaker 1: All other podcasters have covered it. I think I came
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  Speaker 1: in with you. I want to say season five maybe
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  Speaker 1: we definitely covered six together. I want to say we
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  Speaker 1: covered five together.
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  Speaker 2: It could be because when Aaron was on the show
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  Speaker 2: and she would take breaks, you would come in and help. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you would come in on this show specifically, and.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and list this show has been It's like Mary
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  Speaker 1: Payne said, it's very hard to encapsulate the history in
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  Speaker 1: the context in five minutes. But basically what you need
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  Speaker 1: to know is these people are all pretending to be
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  Speaker 1: people they're not. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I did so if you're listening on the
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  Speaker 2: Free Feet, I did a topper for this show, just
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  Speaker 2: saying like, hey, this won't be here next week, blah
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  Speaker 2: bah blah. And what I said in that topper for
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  Speaker 2: the Freefee that you won't hear if you're listening on
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  Speaker 2: Prime is I am friendly with Olivia. She's not my
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  Speaker 2: best friend or anything, but we're friendly. We've had lunch,
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  Speaker 2: we text sometimes. I believe every word she's ever told me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm team Olivia. We always have been. I've never not
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  Speaker 2: believed one thing she told me. Nope, nope. And as
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  Speaker 2: far as what Veronica is doing, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 2: address it, but you know, I believe her. Sure, maybe
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  Speaker 2: just not the method to her mantic So Olivia is
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  Speaker 2: a masterclass in how to handle this one percent.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah she is.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody could just sit down at her feet and watch
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  Speaker 2: her go. Yeah, and she's a world traveler. She's very interesting.
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  Speaker 2: She's very interesting for being so yeah, yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 2: let's start, because we're gonna start.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's go.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to be here for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Guys.
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  Speaker 2: If you're not watching on YouTube, you're really gonna miss
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  Speaker 2: something here because I got a whole slideshow.
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  Speaker 1: I've got forty slides. Yeah, you need you need ingrid
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  Speaker 1: to put I'm sure she does already put the YouTube
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  Speaker 1: link in the show notes so people can think, go
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  Speaker 1: right over there. It is.
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  Speaker 2: The YouTube link is in the show notes, and that's
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  Speaker 2: also free, and head over there. I think if you
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  Speaker 2: see it on Prime there's no commercials. But that's just
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  Speaker 2: part of the YouTube thing.
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  Speaker 1: Guys. I can and you need to see my uh
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  Speaker 1: teflon queen shirt that I bought from Janelle and her farm.
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  Speaker 2: What does it say underneath it?
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  Speaker 1: It says no longer making myself culpable for your shit.
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  Speaker 1: That's the Sister Wives thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very long tagline.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, about it from Data Farms from Janelle Tata. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Tata Farms is the name of her farm, Hawi spelling
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  Speaker 1: data t A E d A. Yeah, it's after the
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  Speaker 1: pine that grows.
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  Speaker 2: There so many extra vowels and words you just said.
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  Speaker 2: And no, I'm not in the sister wife's world, guys,
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  Speaker 2: but Amy is go check her out. I'm wearing a
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  Speaker 2: pink shade T shirt because I slept in it. All right,
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  Speaker 2: that's how we roll. So Season seven, episode one, The Boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I even hate the title. Can we just start there?
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  Speaker 1: And it is the Boyfriend? I guess? Is Zach right,
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  Speaker 1: that's the one I guess?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, I'm gonna make a prediction Amber's
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  Speaker 2: fifteen season eight Amber Boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think there's gonna be a season eight.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe girlfriend, there is gonna be a season eight. They're
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  Speaker 2: contractually obligated to do, so.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Right now?
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  Speaker 2: This is just something that I heard. Okay, they're under
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  Speaker 2: contract for eight seasons.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good lord.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but you know what I gotta say, going into this,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, if we're not going to see Olivia
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  Speaker 2: very much, I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to have protected from this.
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  Speaker 2: But yet there's a lot to still get mad about here. Yeah, yes, sirs, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 2: So we start with somehow again, guys, slide show coming up? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we start somehow with Ethan being the narrator like a
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  Speaker 2: fucking backwards Tony Soprano with his skin tight wranglers pulled
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  Speaker 2: up into his manjihina smoking a giant cigar.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I need to go back in time and admonish
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  Speaker 1: my past self forever thinking that Ethan was remotely attractive
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  Speaker 1: because he is a trash human being right now. And
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  Speaker 1: I am sorry, and I apologize. Okay, Okay, I won't.
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  Speaker 1: I want just how to get that out of the way.
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  Speaker 2: I won't point out the slides as they come up,
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  Speaker 2: but there is one here. And when I say backwards
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  Speaker 2: Tony Soprano, yeah, what is going on?
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  Speaker 1: They're sitting in these plastic get around deck chair which
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  Speaker 1: I mean, no shade, I own them too. I saved
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  Speaker 1: my yard and no shade. I have a few like
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: if I was gonna be on TV, I might want to, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, upgrade my setting.
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  Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, they production did this on purpose.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't think production did this on purpose.
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  Speaker 1: Well, production hates them, well, allegedly, allegedly. I'm just assuming.
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  Speaker 2: In a minute, I'll show you who production hates the most. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: And so because you could, you can on all shows,
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  Speaker 2: Bravo shows everything, you can always tell who.
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  Speaker 1: Production hates the most. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So when he's like, here's what happened last season, my
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  Speaker 2: mom bought a boat.
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  Speaker 1: Ding, ding ding.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lie. Mom didn't buy that boat. Mom never
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  Speaker 2: lived on that boat, not for one minute. She lived
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  Speaker 2: with Ken. When she got her GUI, she listed her
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  Speaker 2: addresses Ken. She never lived on that boat. Nope, okay,
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  Speaker 2: So my mom bought a boat. Mariah moved back home.
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  Speaker 2: She's getting over a bad breakup. I ended my marre
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  Speaker 2: to Olivia, which was a blessing. Also a lie.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't end your marriage to Olivia.
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  Speaker 2: They're not divorced yet, correct, they're not divorced, and you
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  Speaker 2: begged for her to come back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we see you, We see you.
• 10:14
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• 10:16
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• 10:19
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  Speaker 1: Think I'm super cool.
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  Speaker 1: It took me a while to get over it, but
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  Speaker 1: I did a Mary can. I'm gonna keep a tally
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  Speaker 1: of the lies. Okay, So we're on two. We're on two. Okay, Keim,
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  Speaker 1: you point him out all it, tally him up.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, And here Kim goes, I need the name of
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  Speaker 2: your lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: Look at me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fun mom who drinks with my kids.
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  Speaker 1: My number three. It jokes about divorce. Fun.
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  Speaker 2: It's so fun. And here's where we see who production
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  Speaker 2: hates the most, and it's Kim.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's a monster. Production hates Kim.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be able to see why from this photo. And listen,
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  Speaker 2: we've seen the evolution of Ki Kim over the years.
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  Speaker 2: And you and I have ladies of a certain age
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: who are weight fluctuating. Can't speak to the horror that
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  Speaker 2: you feel when you see an old picture or a
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  Speaker 2: picture from twenty years ago.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, why did a man look terrible? Look got great?
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  Speaker 2: Up, looked Yeah, and then you see a current picture.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave that.
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  Speaker 1: Here, but it's not a great angle.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a great angle. And Kim's hole, the kids
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  Speaker 2: could Nobody can have alcohol, nobody can have sugar, blah
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  Speaker 2: blah blah. And Olivia told me, and I believe she
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  Speaker 2: said other places that the reason that was is because
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Kim had self control issues, so if she couldn't have it,
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: nobody could have it. But also then she had it
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  Speaker 2: like hidden in her bedroom. But since the wheels have
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  Speaker 2: fallen off of Kim, she's just like fuck it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we did a rewatch of Season one uh huh. Okay,
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: I have not seen that season since it aired, Guys,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: I highly recommend it's on HBO Max or whatever. It's
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  Speaker 1: only six episodes. You need to go back to realize
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  Speaker 1: Kim was a monster from the very beginning. Yes, always,
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  Speaker 1: and sometimes I think, like my memory is, you know,
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  Speaker 1: not great. And sometimes I'm like, was she playing like
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  Speaker 1: was she trying to hide it? She never tried to
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  Speaker 1: hide it. She was a monster from the very beginning.
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  Speaker 1: I have zero empathy for this woman. I say, show
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  Speaker 1: all the bad angles. Okay, I agree.
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  Speaker 2: So production hates her and she's trying to be like
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  Speaker 2: I'm fun bomb, I'm in the woods, I'm drinking.
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  Speaker 1: Well, look at me. So the next.
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  Speaker 2: Thing he says is Micah moved in with his beautiful
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  Speaker 2: girlfriend Veronica.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there she is.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: There are the two of them looking like a golden
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Florida couple. Yes, And then because they can't leave it alone,
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  Speaker 2: they have to make a joke about Veronica being tall
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  Speaker 2: and Micah will never have to change another light.
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  Speaker 1: Bulb and like what he still does because you know, bitches,
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  Speaker 1: so say you're eight the voice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Veronica was there for Mariah when she was
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  Speaker 2: trying to leave her ex.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: And then Mariah and my mom decided to throw a
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  Speaker 2: concert together for the family band, Kim says. The day
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  Speaker 2: of the concert, Mariah gets back with her ex. But
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  Speaker 2: we pulled the concert off in the end.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's lie number four right there, because we're not
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  Speaker 1: calling we're calling that a concert.
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  Speaker 2: Concert is four people singing on a roof deck with
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: three people slinging. Margarita's I mean it worked for the Beatles,
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  Speaker 2: but this is not Apple Records.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even they did the rooftop concert, remember.
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  Speaker 2: No, okay, so uh, Ethan puffs on his cigar because
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: again Tony soprano, and he goes, it was a shit show,
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: and he just laughs like I'm so witty. Look how
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  Speaker 2: fun it is to sit in the woods and drink
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  Speaker 2: and smoke and curse with your mother.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you wouldn't even know how to do any of
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  Speaker 1: that if it wasn't for Olivia.
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  Speaker 2: Correct, correct, Like she never, like, like Kim didn't steal
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  Speaker 2: you have your education, stole your money, and treated you
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  Speaker 2: in your spouse terribly.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, none of that ever happened. No, none of it
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  Speaker 1: ever happened.
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  Speaker 2: Kim says. And then there's Lydia, and do you know
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  Speaker 2: nothing much ever happens with Lydia.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she was cooking your meals while you and
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Barry were playing backgammon when she was fourteen.
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  Speaker 2: Also, what a dick thing to say about your kids.
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  Speaker 1: I know we'll get to Lydia, but I need her
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  Speaker 1: to break out and break free of this because she
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  Speaker 1: has been Kim's victim in all of this. I agree,
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  Speaker 1: entire life.
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  Speaker 2: I agree, and Ethan goes until now puff. Okay, some
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: notes here, some notes about this scene. The new narrative
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: is that Kim is fun mom. Look at fun mom.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Drink it with my kids.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Gosh, waste one in.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: The photo you're showing look at fun mom sort of
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: interacting with her emotionally, completely destroyed daughter who doesn't know
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: how to go through life and handle things because you've
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: hobbled her from day one and.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Kicked her out and kicked her out when she was
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: seventeen because she wanted to.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Go bowling with them from where ting top right? Yeah?
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, So the new narrative is that Kim is fun mom.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: We're supposed to forget all the other seasons. Kim is
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: fun mom. They've made fun of Veronica's height, which I
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: don't like at all.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I don't either.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: They made fun of Lydia being boring. Yeah, okay, they
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: basically call Mariah a psycho. Now she is, but like
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: you pointed out, how does she get that way?
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Mariah is? My heart just breaks for her.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, she is a psycho, but she got that.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: She is that way for a reason. Okay, they broke her. Yeah,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: and no mention of Ken. Yes, Ken was storyline last year.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: You're huge, but then we're not going.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: To mention him. No mention of Kim And are sport
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: wearing Margarita love and Hot Girl summer last year?
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Don't mention know that? No, not a sport to be
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: seen so far, so far, no sports.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: We are not here for this was revisionist history. Bullshit
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: that Ethan is now cool? No, in a rebel look
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: at it. No, I just want I want to punch
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: his face.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: We're not here? Are we here for this guy? Are
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: we here for back with Tony Soprano? No, we're not
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: go to the gym and your jeans? God all right.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: We open in Crawfordville, Florida.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: This appears to be an offshoot of Tallahassee I tried
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: to look it up.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I got bored.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: But Kim has a new house hoods and she still
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: has that giant water thing on the counter.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Oh you're kidding me from the farm. Oh there it is, yep.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Now, if you guys don't remember, the fundamentalists use this,
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: it's about four hundred dollars on Amazon.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: It filters the water.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I guess, of the things that give you the dementia
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: and the devil.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: She's trying making up her own vaccines in there now
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: with apple cider vinegar.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Barry has one too, and some funding have its die hard.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, so they're all like, well, mom, the food looks
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: so great. She goes, yeah, I can cook now that
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I don't have all these kids. Before Lydia was cooking
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: all the food, I'm telling you, and we still have
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: all the kids.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: There is an episode where Lydia is like really having
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: a hard time in the kitchen. She's exasperated, she is
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: like sweating, and she's trying to whip up this entire meal,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: and Barry and Kim are sitting right outside the kitchen
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: playing backgammon, and Lydia is like fifteen.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Is Hosanda the shortest one of them all.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: She escaped. She escaped.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I got a whole section about her coming up. I
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: know it seems like it just started, but summer will
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: be winding down soon and for me that means a
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: new college dorm room to furnish. And also I'm still
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: working on the decor for this beach house. Wayfair has
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: been my life saver, all right. So my son is
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: moving out of a dorm room and into a room
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: at his frat house, and you know, as a mom,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I want his space to look nice and of course comfortable,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: but on a budget. Okay, it is a frat house.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I went to Wayfair and it was one stop shop.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I got for his new room a rug, a bed frame,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: a dresser, a side table, a mattress, all of his
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: bedding and sheets. And I could have gotten some really
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: fun stuff to hang on his wall, but he wants
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: to do that part of himself. So I got everything
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: he needs, literally except for his clothes. I got it
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: one stop at Wayfair. It was so easy and it
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: didn't break the bank. And man, oh man, Wayfair has
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: saved me on updating this beach house to core. I
• 20:52
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• 20:55
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• 20:57
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• 21:00
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• 21:06
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• 21:25
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• 21:30
  Speaker 1: That's wayfair dot com.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Way fai r dot com. Wayfair Every style, every home. Okay,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: So anyway, I would like to note that they were
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: eating frozen vegetables. I'm just noting it because isn't she
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: a natural path and she's all about clean, healthy living
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: off the land. And you just eat off the land
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: and don't register your children's births.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: She feels like that hard? Does she know how hard
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: it is to live off the land? No, because her
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: kids always did the work for her. Frozen vegetables. Yeah,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: that looked terrible. I mean, I'll eat a frozen Look,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: she was just they were just sawtanging them up and serving.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: She lives somewhere where she can get fresh veggies most
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: of the year.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: My point is, what was what was this dish? Your
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: sawtang vegetables in a pan? You're gonna serve soggy, wet,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: hot vegetables.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: No, I have no idea.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Fuck off, Kim, all right, sorry, it's just I mean, okay.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Let it, let it, let it come. Okay, it's okay,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: So I'm talking head.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Kim goes Hey, the boat was fun, even though I
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: never actually lived there. Was living with Ken, but I
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: moved to a house with lots of bedrooms and bathrooms
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: because I stole all my children's TLC money to do.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: We need to know, bunkies, we need to know it,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: says North Crawfordville. We need to know are there records
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: for her owning this house or is she renting it
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: and TLC is paying for it? Oh?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: TLC is definitely not paying for it.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I just need to know if this is really her house.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: But she's still married to Barry, so she's getting money
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: from him. She has no apparent job, no and never did.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: And listen, you're raising a bunch of kids is a job.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Although we know she didn't do that. Those kids raise themselves.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: And she's, from my understanding, allegedly has never paid these
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: kids out.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Oh no, from TLC.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, no, she's taken all that sweet sweet TLC money.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: It's going to be a Brielle in Kim Zolciak Beermann
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: situation if you know, you know, okay.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Or a ground situation if you know you know?
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Ken and I are friends and we don't
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: kiss or have sex for now, Okay.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I almost died when she said we don't have sex?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: What is going on?
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Are we supposed to believe you were having sex before?
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: I thought you were staying in the guest room.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: And I can't even believe she would say that word.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, she wouldn't let Mariah wear a tank top.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I can't even believe it.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: They didn't even tell Ethan what sex was before his wedding.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Oh right, Kim told him on his wedding night.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: And by the way, you know, they didn't tell Housannah.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: She was just like, Oh, what's this guy gonna.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Do to me? Yeah? Yeah, It's just like on the
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Gilded Age, and they have no access to the Internet
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: or any kind of materials. They're not looking up porn.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: So she's invited her ex Barry.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm just fun loving Barry, Barry, the king
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: of the day, joking. Look at me, Look at my
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: stupid face. I like the pump iron love Berry. I'm
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: dead at the year now.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you something, though, It's gotta be sweet,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: sweet revenge for Barry to see how he has had
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: in his mind I glow up and in his head,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: and Kim has had quite a glow down.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean these two are super petty,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: these two I call them. I always call them the
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: couple in court splitting up the beanie babies before the judge.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: That is their divorce. They are here to destroy one another,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: and I'm here for it. So let it keep happening.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: If Barry being nice is just to annoy him, I'll
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: take it. Yeah, I agree with all that. So she goes.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Barry and I aren't a great place, but we can
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: be together around the kids. You know, we aren't divorced yet.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: It's been three years, and it's hard. It's hard. We
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: see his talking in he's like, yeah, we're on the
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: opposite ends of the Grand Canyon and it's rough, but
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: we can be together for the kids, for the family. Okay,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: we get a flashback of se for the shows, for
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: the show we're getting paid, So yeah, we get a
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: flashback of seven years ago, when all was peaceful and
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: idyllic on the platform, when the children of the corn
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: the minions, ran out to greet their Lord and savior,
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: their older brother Ethan and his beautiful wife Olivia. Okay,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: and this is what it looks like just seven years ago. Guys,
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: I hate his face, just seven years ago. Please everybody
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: get to your YouTube and take a gander with these
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: two looks like seven years ago.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: They are broke down versions of themselves.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Now wow, Well, first of all, he's gained fifty pounds
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: of muscle.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean all he does is go to the gym.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: He's lost rage lift, like he just thinks about PBS
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: and ELM and the gays and just rage lifts his weights.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: And she is just I don't know, I'll drink in
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: every single night and partying and wearing sports. So this
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: is what happens.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Strangely, he looks younger now. Now now there yeah, I.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Should we just go back to what we just go
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: back to that. Yeah, it just means me to even
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: look at Barry's face.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: I know, listen, No, there's no winners here, no winners.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: So okay, here we are covering every minute of it. Yeah,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: here we are, you guys, I mean the.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Amount of rage text I have sent to you, to Matt,
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: to Jake over the last week, you guys.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I took.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Very close to four hours taking these no yesterday because
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I was doing a lot of screenshots and pictures. Normally
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I don't do that, and my husband left and came
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: home and was like, you're still working on the same show.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, seven minutes ago. I couldn't. I didn't know.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't know how much there was going to be here,
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: and I didn't know how mad I was gonna be.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I know, I understand. Okay, I got you.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: So, Micah says, you know, growing up, it was eleven
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: people on the farm in the middle of nowhere, and
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: life was very different. And even though I hated Micah's
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: long hair, is really.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Speaking to me. Michael looks good. He okay, let me
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: say this. Michael looks like something's wrong. He looks broken,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: but physically he looks good.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: He's dead behind the eyes.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, but physically he looks amazing.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Everything with him seems to be a pose. Yeah, everything
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: he does seems to me like he's posing. I don't
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: mind it because I love him, okay, But also he's
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: a monster.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, this is how they get you.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I'm aware that he's a monster, just like you used
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: to love Ethan and we'd be like, he's gross, and
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: you're like, I can't help it. Now you've come around.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I'll come around on Micah eventually, I will.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I would like to defend myself, I would believe by
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: the end of this episode. But yeah, I liked Ethan
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: when it appeared he was escaping the cult with Olivia,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: and by Olivia's own admission, she did a lot of
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: and I get this, I was in a bad marriage too.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: She did a lot of like making it look better
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: for the cameras and hiding a lot of the bad stuff,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like, yeah, yeah, I
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: totally get that. I'm not saying anything bad about our queen,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: but like, so I fell into the trap and I
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: thought he was getting away from the and he was
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: gonna go and be a good human being.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Iro No, no, somewhere he got on some website men's rights. Now, Okay,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: So anyway, we get lots of flashbacks of good, clean
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: fun around the dinner table.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Sure, Dad jokes.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Kids just think that Ethan.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Is so funny.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: So Mariah calls and in the talking head, Kim says,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: so a couple of kids are missing. Ethan is in Minnesota,
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: and Mariah is working tonight. So I guess what we've
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: decided is that this child no longer exists. This child's
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: whose name was Susannah.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Nope, no, she wants nothing to do with the show,
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: and I'll blame her. She said two kids are missing too.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Kids are missing. Okay, well there's really three, but okay.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Micah says I'm in town. He live there, lives in Boca.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: He says, I'm in town to pick up Amber and
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: take her to Boca to spend time with me and Veronica.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: I guess this is like when the kids get to
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: a certain age they're allowed to escape for a weekend.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Remember, like season one was a lot of Micah
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: turning eighteen and he was like, I can do whatever
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I want now, I can go here, I can go like.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I think Bury and Kim are the kind of parents
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: that have a real tight rain on you and then
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: the minute you're eighteen, go do whatever you want. Well,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: she's fifteen, really weird.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Amber's fifteen, But fifteen is the new eighteen because Kim
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: is the new Kim. Yes, yes, so pretty soon, Amber,
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Cassia and Mercy will also get to escape to Boca.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah okay, so he says, I'm in town to pick
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: up Amber, take her to take her to Boca to
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: spend time with me and Veronica, and uh.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Shocking.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I know nobody's gonna believe this, but the family, especially
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Mariah and my dad have turned home. Veronica, who would
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: have seen it coming?
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Wow? Wow, wow, Zach, are you ready? Yeah? Coming back?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Turn's coming, Bud.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: I don't care how smiley and skippy you are.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, So.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: They pray and they eat, and in the talking head,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Berry says, I think Mariah is moving forward in healthy ways.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: She's single, she has new friends, and we've got changes
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: in additions to our family. Isaac has a new girlfriend.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Isaac' nineteen. He has a new girlfriend. He still lives
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: with Barry, but he banks his girlfriend in our house
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: and we don't mind because we're fun bearings.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Now he's also banging that girlfriend in the tractor, let's
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: be clear.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're just slamming down some Chicken fil
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: A nuggets and going at it. So Lydia, who's twenty,
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: lives in Tallahassee now, and she's a town because she's
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: got a special visitor coming.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, she's gorting, she's corking.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: So Ethan calls and more than once they do this,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: they play this rock and roll type of music under him.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Because he's a rebel with a crazy mustache and his
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: pants pulled into his vagina.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I hate him, and I want to ask you if
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: you notice something during this scene. Okay, Amanda did not
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: notice it. I ask everybody to notice it because I'm
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: a psychopath and this is what I pay attention to.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: The entire time Ethan is on the phone, Micah does
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: not say a word. He does not say hello to him,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: He does not say what's up, Ethan, He does not
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: say goodbye to him. When they're all saying goodbye to him,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: he just looks down, doesn't even smile. It's very strange
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: because you know, Micah, Mike would be like, oh, hey,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Ethan or you know by Ethan or nothing nothing? Well,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: you know, I wonder if Ethan said something about Veronica.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: She's tall? Who you need to change his light bulbs?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: What's this woman with these opinions? These woman she's got
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: a job. You think she could bear children? Which so tall?
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: So here's Ethan here on our screen screen, and I'm
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: gonna tell you something right now. If you don't think
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: that guy would try to burn down the capitol. I
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: don't know where was he on January sixth, No one knows.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: He doesn't want the government to know how much money
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: he makes. That's why the divorce is taken so long,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: because he does not want to claim any income. Yeah,
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: and is he gonna end up in a shed in
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: the woods stockpile and his weapons and uh railing against
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: gay people?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Probably? Okay, probably Ruby Ridge coming at you. Yeah, that's right.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be Plathorridge. Here we go.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: So anyway, Ethan goes, Yeah, I'm in still in Minnesota,
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: and I'm at peace. But you know, I got a
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: good relationship with my family. I'm a free man. And
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah, and here the production says to him, Ethan,
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: so what are you out there looking for and what
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: does he say, Amy, I forget what he says, big boobs.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Oh that's right, that's right, because I was so disgusted
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: by it, I must have blacked it out.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Ladies, big boobs is what he wants, because again, he's
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: a thirteen year old boy.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, let's be very clear, he wants big boobs on
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: a very thin woman. Oh well, duh, duh. No, no
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: fatties for this guy, No, no, no, no. He's the
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: kind of person who would drive around with the sticker
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: that I once saw in the back of a pickup
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: truck that said it's lifted because fat chicks can't jump.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: So that would be Ethan's truck driving around. M Yeah,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I just took me a second. I had sa woman,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I almost burned that guy's truck to the ground when
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I saw it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: I you would have said it's lifted so I can
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: put a lulled off cocktail under it easier, Okay, okay,
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: And the talking ed Micah says, all the siblings are
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: not going down the same roads.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Things were crazy for a while.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: People were pushing boundaries and cutting ties with the family
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: and uh, it's rough. You know, we're all learning new
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: skills and trying to cram knowledge into our head like
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: all this pop culture.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: That was further evidence for me that something is broken
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: with him and Ethan.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: There's something broken with Micah period. And I agree, maybe
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: by the end of the season, when this big fight happens,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: we find it out.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe not.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we do know that one of the reasons that Isaac,
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: another Plathorridge occupant, went crazy is because Micah or Ethan
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: called Isaac's girlfriend a whore. One of the boys called
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Isaac's girlfriend a whoror I'll have to try to remember that,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: and I covered that on my episode where I covered
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: my lunch with Olivia, So I'll have to go back
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: and try to remember that. Okay, Okay, that's what That's
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: what kicked off the big hillbilly melee at the wedding. Okay,
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: so seven years ago we see, you know, they didn't
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: know Tom Brady, they didn't know Spider Man. Now what
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: they're doing now is there juxtaposing this with the family
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: doing current day charades, and one of them does like
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: a Spider Man thing and they get it right away,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: and then another one does Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: They're getting the pop culture. Don't forget that money Python
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: and the Holy Grail is the only point of cultural
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: reference that Barry knows. Remember, didn't he get one of
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: them a gift.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: About that?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Wasn't it plants or something?
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Wasn't it Lydia? It was Lydia.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: I do not enjoy those money pipe I mean I
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: watched them in college.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Whatever, but whatever, that's his one cultural touchstone with Lydia. Yeah,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: it's not for me. I don't know, is it? Are
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: there sexual jokes in there? I would live goa approve?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, So I would like to now show you this.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: This is Micah before and after.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Wow, he really his face did not age that much.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Well, it's only seven years, and you know he's still
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: very young.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: But who let me tell you what.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Guys, if you're out there and you're thinking, I'm an
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: ugly duckley and I've got my hair greased back, I
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: got no chin, and my jeans are pulled up into
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: my vagina and I just live.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: On a farm, you too could be a supermodel. Look
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: at this guy. Yeah, his neck was very thick in
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: that first picture, wasn't it.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: It's interesting too, because now he's like super super buff.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: He was buff then too, but.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: He was like a farm boy. Then yeah, okay, and
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: then here we have a.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Picture of the family. Now I'm going to see if
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: I can name these children from left to right. So
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: we're gonna have from left to right. We're gonna have Isaac,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: We're gonna have Amber, Hosannah, rip Amber, Cassia or Mercy.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: We've got that's Lydia right with their arms around her. No,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: because where's Mariah. That's that's not Hosannah, that's Mariah.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: No, we've got Isaac, Mariah. Hosannah is above Mariah. Oh,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: you're right, you're right. And then we've got Amber, and
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: above Amber is Lydia. Then we have no because Lydia. No, no, no, no,
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: because Lydia is younger than Mariah, isn't she? Yes, that's
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Mariah next to eat. Then I think I don't know
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: what looks like Lydia. Though, let's try it again. Isaac Lydia,
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Maybe Isaac Lydia, Hosannah.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I am Hosannah's next to Ethan.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: No, you're wrong. Zannah has a very different face than
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: the rest of the family. She's between the littles. Quit
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: quit throwing me off. Isaac, Mariah, Isaac, Lydia Hosannah, Amber, Mariah, Ethan, Micah,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Cassie Mercy. Okay, now did on the fourteenth try?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's rough, it's rough.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: It's interesting because they made they made, uh, three of
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: the little girls match and then the boys they just said,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: just put on something and uh whatever they all And
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Barry looks like somebody literally prodded him in the ass
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: with the poker.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: That's what he looks like. I'm Bury.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine my wife let me have sex with
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: her ten times? So all right, so Amy and the listeners,
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: the next thing we're about to hear, it's gonna be
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: more disturbing than Ethan's announcement about the boobs.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, and I want you to just get ready. Are
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: you ready, oh boy?
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Because this is gonna be upsetting to a lot of people.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: But here we go. Take my mind. Still them with you?
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Frim Wow you guys sounds like me. I'm karaoke night.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I sent this to our friend Jake.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Oh did he even these days? To which she said,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: why would you do that to me? My is are bleeding?
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: And also who told this girl she could sing? And
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: I don't miss this show one bit. Mm hmm, yeah, later, later, later,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I have another sound drop that I also said to
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: him that they had a lot of opinions on God.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Let me just say this, Lydia looks great. She is stunning.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: It is so wonderful and refreshing to see her happy.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I can't judge if this is gonna last or this
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: dude is gonna work out, but she looks happy, and
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I'm happy for her. Oh, it's gonna last. It's gonna
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: last forever. If what she wants is what she's getting.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: It's good to see her happy. I will see that.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I agree with all this.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Yep, listen, Lydia is a victim in my opinion.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I agree. And if she found her own little lyle
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: love it over there with the curly hair, let her
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: have them. That's so good.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: That's that good.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: That's so good. That's a good comparison. Remember, Julia Roberts
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: like married him in like a weird she was in
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: like a shroud on her head. It was a time
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: and place time, so.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: You know, speaking of back in the day, we would
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: have never thought Julia Roberts would have stayed married to
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: that guy that she stole from that other woman. So
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Daylien married like twenty.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Years and I have kids. And true, we would have
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: thought she'd.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Divorced him in a year, but she didn't.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: True.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So Lydia has a new man. His name is
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Zach zak Is twenty three. Zach has a chin to
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: rival Rockies from Hunt for Love.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, would you agree? Yeah, he's got a chin. Yep,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: But then again, you say you marry your dad and
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Bury himself has.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: A giant chin.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So uh, these two young love birds met in Colorado.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Was there for six weeks visiting a friend, and she
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: visited a local church. What is her job that she
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: could just go somewhere for six weeks.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: She might be on a mission of some kind, but
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: it might be church work.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: She has to have an apartment and pay her rent.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Like how she just well, she works in Remember she
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: had the job at the bank. Okay, what does she
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: do now that she could take off six weeks? I
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: think she works at the church. And I think she
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: lives with Barry. No, she doesn't live with Barry. I
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know, Okay, unclear.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: So these two they love to skip, They have to laugh,
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: They like to climb trees, hold hands and they like
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: to hug, but they don't kiss. And he grew up
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: with a family of five. He has two older sisters,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: and gosh, they both have joyful personalities.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: So he loves fun and fun loves him.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: And uh, Lydia has met his entire family, and he says,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: I've only not met two people in her family, Micah
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: and Ethan. Again we say so sorry for the loss
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: of Hosannah.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Well maybe he met Hosannah. We don't know. No, he didn't.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: She lives in Ohio. She doesn't exist. She doesn't exist.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: She does come to the wedding, though, so producer ask Lydia.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Lydia is now, for some reason, dressed like the president
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: of the local PTA and the garden Society.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Why, yeah, I don't know why is Lydia dressed this way?
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: She looks great, though, you know what she looks like
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: an adult? Now, this is a real old reference. Okay,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: she looks like Melanie Griffith and working Girl or or
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Christina Applegate. Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead when she
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: went for the job.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't. I mean no, those are real current references.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Look, but it looks like a teenager playing adult, is
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Like it looks like somebody playing grown
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: up adult dress.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: I kept trying to figure out how she did that
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: haird herself. I don't know, or she looks amazing, but
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I said, she looks like she's like like Gavel, she's
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: a meeting.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: She is not going to approve my home loan.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: She's not going to approve your home loan. And she
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: does not approve your hydrangea hedge for the garden party.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: No, no, not at all. Nope.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: All right, So anyway back to these two. So they're
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: asking Lydia what was the first kiss like? And then
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: she goes, what do you mean hasn't happened? And she says,
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: and I would like your take on this. She says,
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: he has committed, and I guess now, I have committed
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: to saving our first kiss for our wedding day, if
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: that day shall come. I'm gonna repeat, he has committed,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: and I guess now I have committed.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I think Lydia would have been okay with the kissing,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: but she would never do more than that. There's no soaking,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: no hot dog bun, no nothing happening, no cream in
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: the gene. No dry humping, it is got it amy.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: He would just go for a kiss, that would be it.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: There is no way she came up with this.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: He came up with it.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, her body language is showing she doesn't agree
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: with it.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I agree, she wants to make out what this Lyle
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Lovett want to be so bad and the.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Talking head together, He says, you know, I just told
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: myself that I didn't want to kissing to get in
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: the way of really getting to know someone. So I
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: brought it up to her when we first met, like
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: what do you think. I know, we've had three dates,
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: and what do you think if we never kiss? And
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: she says she actually always wanted that and she thought
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: it was really really sweet, and her body language does
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: not agree with this. Look I know she's looking down.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: She's not going We agreed, she's looking down.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: She's not. I know that she is will be in
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: a more traditional gender rolled marriage. I understand that to
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: each his own whatever, But just the way this guy
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: kind of man explains things to her and is taking
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: the lead makes me uncomfortable. But she probably loves that.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: And also it's like silly, silly Lydia.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and she's not.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: She's really smart.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Actually, she's very smart. I mean she had to figure
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: a way out of that colt all by herself.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, despite her parents' best efforts. She turned out
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: pretty smart. So yeah, back out in the field, you know.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Back out here. Let's see you got back to that.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Back out in the field, good clean fun these two,
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: And he goes, yeah, there's tempting moments, but this control
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: is a way we can represent the Lord together, and
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: we're gonna have more fun and do more things like
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: skip around and dance. That's better than kissing. Really okay,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: all right, So I.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Mean I've skipped and I've made out with a lot
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: of people. One is definitely better than the other.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, once exercise and coordination, and one is just getting
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: it on.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: So she says to him, yeah, we're really both elbow,
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: we're really both.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Looking forward to the time when we get to kiss.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: But that time is not yet.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: And he goes, no, not yet, and she goes, no,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: not yet. And they're just wacky. They are so wacky,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: these crazy kids. What I just feel like when you
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: kiss for the first time, and we've seen this, if
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: you've watched married at first sight. You've seen people kiss
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: for the first time at the altar, and.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: These people have ever seen each other are married for
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: first word for.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Everyone involved, because your first kiss is always awkward.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Kimberly sent me a bunch of videos or she just
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: kind of showed me on her phone like this when
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: we were recording and we were like waiting for the
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: uploads and we were just chatting at the end. Yeah,
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: and she was sending me or showing me all these
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: videos of people like eating each other's face off because
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: they'd never kissed before.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, right, you don't know the style? Are
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: you more of a open mouthed person, more clothes? More
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: like what? You don't know? And you're gonna experiment in
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: your at the alter in front of all of your
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: friends and family. You just have to do. You just
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: have to do like a peck. Yeah, I guess that's
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: what I would do now.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: My h my niece Lucy a long time ago taught
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: me something very funny that she had learned at camp.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Now she's in her twenties, Lucy almost thirty maybe, And
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: this is so this was many years ago, but it's
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: always stuck with me, and I think it's hilarious. So
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna sing this song because I imagine this is
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: what Zach is singing. I'm gonna reverse it because it's
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: a girl song, but I'm gonna reverse it and make
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: it a boy song. And it heard to this and
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: it goes a little something like this, Hey girl, don't
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: touch me there. This is my no no square.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, Lucy, you do that all the time.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Hey boy, don't touch me there. This is my no,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: no no square. I laughed till I cried.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: And so especially with this picture here with him going
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: ah ah ah, no girl, do not touch me.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Don't touch me no.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: So it's also good that Jake and Matter are not
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: covering this show. Yeah, because the way they're talking about
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Kola over on Hunt for Love, the way they would
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: talk about this guy would not be flattering.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: To his sexuality. I'll just put it that way, okay.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: So back in the tree.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Through in the tree, he says, listen, I know we
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: have said we're intentional about dating. We're dating to Mary
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: and she's like, oh, and I want to meet with
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: your dad to ask for your hand in.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Marry And she's like, I gotta go to my closet. Oh,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: my God, and he says, I hope.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: You're on board.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: She goes, oh, zach Wise, his name is Zach Wise.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: And by the way, when he jumped down for that tree,
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: she did a quick straddle and at a moment, because
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: I if you guys haven't heard our past episodes talking
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: about what happens in her prayer closet that time that
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Mariah bought her with that hot boyfriend, she just.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Was like, oh, please leave the room. And and oddly
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: there were pictures of her brother and his wife in
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: the print closet well, because the Lord, the Lord had
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: for say, she had pray for their souls. Yeah.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Talking to had Lydia says, it's weird because we had
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: been dating for sixteen days. When we knew we had
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: found our forever.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: There were just God.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Winks and we knew it was meant to be because
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: of the way the Lord has moved through our relationship. Now, listen,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not against all that. I think that.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I think that that is like you meet somebody and
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: you know, and if you know, you know.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: You know, and if you're you're both very religious and
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: you feel that these things are like God telling you
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: to be together.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I'm but she's too young, Mary Paine, she's too young.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: I understand all that, but this is how she's grown up.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: This is her nature.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: And you think she find somebody. When you're young and
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: you leave to your husband and you leave your family.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Thank god, she's leave your family. Is with what she's saying? Yeah, okay, yeah,
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: but not too far because later you want Mariah and
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Barry to turn on your spouse, because that's what they
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: do in the families.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: So now we're headed over to Boca Raton. One time,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Micah called it a coastal town in Florida. Now we
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: know it's a book of Baton. Micah and Veronica's house.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: They've got the three dogs, and of course Amber is
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: there because Micah has brought her home.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: There.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: She's shaving Micah's neck and it's it's creepy and weird.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: How much the younger girls are obsessed with Ethan and Micah. Yeah,
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: not Isaac so much.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: No, Isaac was more their contemporary, though he was closer
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: in age to them.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: But Ethan and Micah they when they were over at
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Kim's house earlier, yield good clean fun. Micah picked up
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: a guitar and all the little girls sat at his head.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: They really do love him.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah so, And I think it's also when you're not
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: exposed to the regular world, you're like, these are the
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: only men that I know, and luckily one of them's hot,
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: you know. So Veronica and Micah do a talking head together.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Now we're gonna see lots of varying versions of this,
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: and uh, togetherness in a way and on top of
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: each other and not and stroking each other and not,
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: and and hate.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: And love all in this.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: A lot of hate, a lot of hate, some some
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: niceness though sure some. So she says, listen again, I
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: like Veronica. I think she's obviously very smart. I think
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: she's a very successful realtor. And uh, never forget Ariana
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Grande is her stepsister. And she says, yeah, we're doing well,
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: doing comfortable.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: What I will say about Veronica, Wait, can you just
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: as a fellow England, we're doing We're doing your pain.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: I left, I let all that go a long time.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: You did, okay, all right? With the with the me
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: and Olivia, me and Olivia. I just can't.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: I can't my parents, my parents, my parents, my siblings.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, what I'll see about Veronica is these plats
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: picked the wrong bitch to mess with. They did she
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: half cray? She half cray. He is gonna burn it
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: all down.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: She's gonna burn it all down, and not in a
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: methodical over the years. Calm, let me check with the
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: lawyer first.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Olivia Away in a I'm throwing moll toof cocktails through
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: your window kind of And I got a rich dad.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: You can try to sue it right back.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: So, by the way, whenever I see Veronica and they
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: talk about how tall she is and all this, she's
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: a tall, stunning woman, and uh, I just say to her,
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: go find yourself an NBA player or something.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: So and you don't have to worry about your tallness
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: in this world.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's very self conscious about it.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: And maybe I would be too talked about that. Yeah,
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: maybe I would be too if I was six feet tall,
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: you know. Ingrid's daughter Maddie is six feet tall.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, And I don't get.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: That feeling of tallness with her, do you know what
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And maybe it's because she's like super comfortable.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe you know, also a gorgeous girl
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: that missed her opportunity to be a supermodel. But hey,
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: she's gone into marketing whatever, okay, using her brain. So
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: we're doing Comfortable and they say, oh, well, we bought
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: a house three minutes away, and he goes, yeah, like
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: I work all day and then I work all night
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: on that house. We were both working. He goes, I'm
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: just working all day and she goes, we both do,
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: and he goes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Uh huh is he still installing fences because that's what
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: he was doing.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: I think installs fences all day and then he goes
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: over to the house at night and does like little
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: odd jobs.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: And I think she's bankrolling all of this. Yeah, I
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: think so.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: But I think when she says I'm working all day,
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: she's like, I'm on I'm on Wayfair dot com used
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: code pink shade to buy furniture. Yeah, I think that's
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: what she's doing. So Amber sits with Veronica to do makeup.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: This is just a thing that good, clean, fun that
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: they've always.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Done to the Stanley.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: They I've never sat at a makeup table with another
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: person and talked about makeup in my life.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: No me either.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even when I was like into it.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: So I was upset this morning because I put on
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: too much concealer. I was like, oh wow, I really
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: over concealed. Listen, you can I hear this morning? The
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: bag's under my eyes. Literally need a zip code?
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: So Amber says Veronica. I, yeah.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: We're close like sisters. Uh, sisters, but.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: I get along with her better than my actual sisters.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: So that's weird. That's weird that this is your older
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: brother's girlfriend and you fight with her. I was just
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: gonna say, first of all, that's weird. Veronica is what
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: twenty some years old? Why are you fighting with a
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: fifteen year old? What is that? I don't know. I
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, And Veronica talks to Amber and says, this reminds
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: me when I used to sit and do make up
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: with Mariah. But we don't talk anymore. And you see
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Veronica in the way they filming get Veronica gives her
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: the side eye like are you hearing me? And when
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: I tell you, Amber looks directly at the camera like
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: jimp from the office.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: She looks directly.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: I think it took me a second to capture it
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: because it was it was a quick but Ronica's looking
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: over at her, like, am I right?
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Girl? Here's the time or shit talking? Mariah?
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Am I right? And Amber looks at the camera's like,
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: I've been doing this shit since I was seven. Yeah,
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: uh uh no, You're not gonna get me.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: So Veronica tells us that last year Mariah told her
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: all these horrible things about her boyfriend, and I researched
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: him and I learned more horrible things, and then Mariah
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: broke up with him great or right before the concert
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: she got back with him. We see Mike in the
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: talking head. Micah says, yeah. After the concert, Mariah turned
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: her back on Veronica, and Mariah told Barry Dad. Mariah
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: told Barry that the things Veronica had said about the
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: ex boyfriend were not true. Barry told Micah, Michael told
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Veronica it wasn't received. Well, I need a listener to
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: let me know. Does this happen in your family? Is
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: everybody also in each other's fucking business? And mom and
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: dad are included in like a seventeen year old's argument
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: with a twenty five year old woman, And what the
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: fuck is happening here?
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I will tell you that this is more common I
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: think in larger families that I know. My husband was
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: in a large family. They were always all up in
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: each other's business. Really, this is not how my family operates.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: We all kind of ignore each other. But I have
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: noticed I think it's more common in larger families.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know why, if ever, I would have told
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: a sister something in confidence about a boyfriend, a husband,
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: or something. If I told my sister that in confidence,
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: don't tell mom and dad, they would not tell mom
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: and dad.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Same in my family. But I know for a hundred
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: I know for a fact some families around me that
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: would not be the same. They would the phone lines
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: would be burning up immediately to the parents.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, no, no, no, no, no. We do a
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: lot of this days between us. Don't tell mom, yes, yes,
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: because Mom, if you're listening, I'm sorry she's not listening.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Part of that, Mary Paine, too, is that we are
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: gen xers and parents were the enemy. So you had
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: you had a bond with your ship ling that was
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: like we're against them. Okay, no, no, no.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: My siblings were bonded together, and then I was the
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: outlier right now, But now that we're older, I could
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: be like I will say sometimes to my sisters, Oh,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: we don't talk about that in front a mom, right,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: we do, Like they mom doesn't know about this drama
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: of this, that and the other.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: And I feel like that's appropriate. Yeah, I feel like
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: that's not should be my kids. I'm sure have secrets
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: that I don't know about and I don't want to know.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah yeah, Okay, Hey y'all, this is a
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: two parter and this is the end of part one.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: Part two is already in your feed, and thanks for listening.