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WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT THIS · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: That sounds familiar.
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  Speaker 2: Hey gorgeous! Today, we have this thing that was $ 100.
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  Speaker 1: At Walmart, and they were flying off the shelf.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get why everyone wants and needs these.
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  Speaker 1: I saw the other ones a while ago. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what this.
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  Speaker 2: One is, but we're gonna open it and find out
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  Speaker 2: why you need this! Also, this is Taylor. Hi. Taylor, um,
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  Speaker 2: Slept over last night, didn't have clothes, I came downstairs,
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  Speaker 2: and he turned into a Kardashian.
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  Speaker 1: Look how small the coochie is. Look at that, that's
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  Speaker 1: a whisper.
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  Speaker 2: Shh, don't touch it.
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  Speaker 1: I actually did one of these last year. No, but
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  Speaker 1: I did the old version! He throws up far too much.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like on the back, we're gonna read a spell.
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  Speaker 2: We're witches. We already knew that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, mind your business. Can you do a dance for
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  Speaker 1: the people? Sure. While I cut this open.
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  Speaker 2: Magic! Magic!
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  Speaker 1: Magic! There's a ghost up in this bitch today. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were telling it to dance, so I
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  Speaker 1: was dropping it low.
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  Speaker 2: Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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  Speaker 1: I'm smelling your armpits.
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  Speaker 2: Open your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: You went for the eucalyptus. Is it called a vulva?
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  Speaker 2: No. I have a vulva. Don't I have one too?
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  Speaker 1: No. You're thinking of ovaries. That you do have. I
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  Speaker 1: have a navel. That's a belly button. I have a
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  Speaker 1: belly button. Do you have an innie or an outie?
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  Speaker 1: Mine is a deep cavern. A deep cavern.
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  Speaker 2: We have a ball. It's a ball. It's a nice
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  Speaker 2: big ball.
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  Speaker 1: We have a ball. There's something in there. Oh. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Is it grape? It's probably bubble gum. Last two!
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  Speaker 2: Last two! That sounds familiar. Do I turn this on too?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. It's like an emerald stone. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Switch your crystal ball to create mode. If the crystal
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  Speaker 3: ball front gem glows orange... Dude, that's his speech. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: now we have to awaken the crystal ball.
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  Speaker 2: By what?
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  Speaker 3: Jiggle wand upwards to summon the magical sunshine. Press the
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  Speaker 3: purple spell button when the crystal ball glows green.
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  Speaker 1: It's that one. Yep, it's green.
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  Speaker 2: I am.
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  Speaker 1: We did something right.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I have a question. No!
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  Speaker 1: It's smoking! It tastes good.
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  Speaker 2: Does it? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It smells good. Jiggle wand upwards to summon the power
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  Speaker 1: of the mystical winds. Upwards? This is insane. I love this.
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  Speaker 1: This is insane.
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  Speaker 3: Jiggle wand downwards to gather the shining light. Wave up
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  Speaker 3: and down to fuse the powers of the light and
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  Speaker 3: the wind. Now, press the purple spell button when the
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  Speaker 3: crystal ball glows green.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's green, it's green.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so confused.
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  Speaker 2: If you gave this to me at eight, I would
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  Speaker 2: be like a drug addict.
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  Speaker 1: I would have done this in my closet where nobody
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  Speaker 1: would see me. Your parents opened the closet door and
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  Speaker 1: all the smoke- GET AWAY! I'm vaping! Okay, this isn't
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  Speaker 1: a joke. Did they have vapes when you were like
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  Speaker 1: eight or nine? No. I don't think so. We had cigarettes.
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  Speaker 2: I used to roll up paper and smoke it because
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  Speaker 2: I thought that's what cigarettes were and god did that hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Jiggle wand upwards to summon the colors of the enchanted rainbow!
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Jiggle downwards to make the magical colors glow slow. I
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  Speaker 1: love this. This is amazing. Wave up and down to
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  Speaker 1: make the rainbow magically dance.
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  Speaker 2: What is happening?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it reveals the color of your mixie. So I
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  Speaker 1: hit this button? Yeah, no, the spell button. Okay, ready?
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  Speaker 1: What color do you want? I hope it's orange.
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  Speaker 2: I hope it's green.
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  Speaker 3: Ready?
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  Speaker 1: Blue!
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  Speaker 2: It's a boy!
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  Speaker 1: Whoa. You can be whatever you want to be! Form
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  Speaker 1: your Mixie's voice. Jiggle one upward to keep... Hey there, Barbara.
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  Speaker 3: Barbara, come out.
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  Speaker 1: Is that how we do it? I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: that's an option.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Jiggle wand upwards to teach your Mixie to sing higher
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  Speaker 1: and higher.
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  Speaker 2: That was beautiful. Hannah Montana.
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  Speaker 1: Jiggle wand upwards to teach your Mixie to say yes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Jiggle one downwards? It's just saying, I don't know. She's
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  Speaker 1: kind of a bitch, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Great. I knew I'd have a problem child. Next up.
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  Speaker 1: Wave up and down.
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  Speaker 2: She's sassy.
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  Speaker 1: She said no.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: No fucking way.
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  Speaker 2: Great.
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  Speaker 1: What now? Magicus Mixus. Now we have to bring our
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  Speaker 1: mixy to life! We have to bring it to life now.
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  Speaker 2: No. Are you ready to do this?
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready? The magic words of Magicus Maxima. Magica Maxima.
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  Speaker 1: Magica Maxima! Magica Maxima! Magica Maxima! Oh my god! Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god!
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  Speaker 3: I love you!
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  Speaker 2: Aww, look at her!
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  Speaker 1: This is our child.
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  Speaker 2: We made.
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  Speaker 1: Her. Together. We made her and her name's Barbara. Don't
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  Speaker 1: we have a 50-50 in this? I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Let's let her choose. Barbara.
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  Speaker 2: Who do you want to be your parent? Is that
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  Speaker 2: all you have to say? If you touch them, doesn't
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  Speaker 2: that do something?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, well, don't hit her.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel. Why would you say that? Like,
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  Speaker 2: you put me in such an uncomfortable situation.
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  Speaker 1: She's a child.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to be a mother.
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  Speaker 1: She chose me.
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  Speaker 2: I think you should keep her between your bosom and leave.
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  Speaker 1: That was Magical Mixies.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really know what happened, but this thing's still smoking.
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  Speaker 2: This was a fun time. Um... Chief! You know what
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  Speaker 2: I think should happen? This was Magical Mixies with Selena
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  Speaker 2: and Taylor. Hey! This is our child and she will
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  Speaker 2: now live on the shelf behind us. Um, also Magical
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  Speaker 2: Mixie Barbara here wants you to subscribe because why are
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  Speaker 2: you not subscribed? Yeah, what the heck? By my book.
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  Speaker 2: That's what real friends do. I read it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: No you didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I did! Like the first four chapters. Thank you.