NEW: Celine Dion Doesn't Know the Rules and That's the Point

Shane Hewitt and The Nightshift · Feb 19, 2026 · 9m

Celine Dion Instagram is what it actually takes to break a 30% phone reduction streak. She posts still images to TikTok, which experts would tell you is exactly wrong. She carries a microphone in her purse on standby because she is Celine Dion and that is apparently just a normal thing to keep in there. You watch this unfold and realize she is not performing for the algorithm at all.

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