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Turns out, Costco RULES! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up john jay and rich.
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  Speaker 2: What's crackin' like?
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  Speaker 3: And this is the big boss dog, Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 1: Bang, boom, what you gonna do?
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  Speaker 4: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about Ren 1010.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 3: It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: The classiest Lassie.
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  Speaker 1: Big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 2: In your face to be and in the place to be.
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  Speaker 1: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich. Wake your
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  Speaker 1: ass up. Today is National... What, Rich?
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  Speaker 2: It's the first day of fall. Happy first day of the...
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  Speaker 2: Happy first day of fall. Optimal equinox. Yeah, summer's over, bro.
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  Speaker 3: You know, and I feel like it's the first time
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  Speaker 3: right now it's there. I feel like Because normally, it's 100-something.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of doable right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's still 100-something.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was 80 when I pulled in this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, tonight, overnight, when I let my dog, Jango, out
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  Speaker 2: at 1 a.m., there was a little chill in the air.
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  Speaker 2: 1 a.m.? Yeah, he had to go pee. What am
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  Speaker 2: I going to do?
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  Speaker 4: It's 4 o'clock this afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: Just like his dad, he's got to pee a lot.
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's Astral National Ice... No, I said it's National... I.
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  Speaker 1: Better bleep that. That's what I heard. I leasted it.
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  Speaker 2: It's Astral Day every day for you. It's National Ice
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  Speaker 2: Cream Cone Day. Delicious. It's National Hobbit Day. Like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Bilbo and Freddo, they share a birthday. This one's kind
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  Speaker 2: of fun. It's Elephant Appreciation Day. National White Chocolate Day.
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  Speaker 2: Dear Diary Day. And it is National Girls Night. Girls'
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  Speaker 2: Night in the Day and Legwear Day. Wow, lots of
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  Speaker 2: dates today on your first day of fall. Celebrate accordingly.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why we don't have ice cream in here.
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  Speaker 2: We should have ice cream.
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  Speaker 4: We need to.
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  Speaker 2: Ice cream!
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  Speaker 4: I guarantee you there's going to be a bunch of
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  Speaker 4: the white chicks clips of... Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: White chicks.
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  Speaker 2: Going around today?
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  Speaker 3: I want to bring up something that's all about perspective
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  Speaker 3: because I thought something happened to me a couple days
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  Speaker 3: ago and then Peyton brought it up through a different perspective.
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  Speaker 3: And when I first started driving, I've never once, and
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  Speaker 3: I say this because never once in my life did
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  Speaker 3: I ever pay attention to gas prices because I figured
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  Speaker 3: I got to get gas no matter what, right? So
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  Speaker 3: when I had a job, when I didn't have a job,
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  Speaker 3: doesn't matter how much money I made or did make,
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  Speaker 3: it was always like, I put 39 cents in my
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  Speaker 3: tank before because I needed gas. But we were in
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  Speaker 3: San Diego over the weekend, and we were getting gas.
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  Speaker 3: And my wife was like, is.
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  Speaker 1: It really $ 6. 50 a gallon? Yikes.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's only $ 4. 50 a gallon back home. And
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I go, I didn't. I go,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, Blake, we need gas, right? And then Peyton,
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  Speaker 3: you had the opposite perspective.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I literally went to work this morning. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I need to fill up my gas tank. I looked
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  Speaker 4: at my gas tank. It was like a $ 60 to
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  Speaker 4: fill it up. My car only usually is like $ 40.
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  Speaker 4: I looked at the price, $ 4. 50.
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  Speaker 2: We don't live in California. Why is it that high?
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  Speaker 1: It's not that high in California. It's higher than California.
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  Speaker 4: I literally was like, did I miss something?
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  Speaker 2: No. Because when did this happen? They're messing us over.
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  Speaker 2: I heard that oil has been on an 11-day low.
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  Speaker 2: But why is it when the oil prices go up
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  Speaker 2: for one day, the price of gas goes up? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's been going down for 11 days, and the prices
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  Speaker 2: are still up. Scam. Scam. Scam.
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  Speaker 3: Scam.
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  Speaker 4: And the same thing, though. I was literally talking to
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  Speaker 4: my brother, Jalen, because we were flying to Vegas over
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  Speaker 4: the weekend. And I was like, why are these flights
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  Speaker 4: so expensive? Like, a flight to Vegas round trip was
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  Speaker 4: like $ 120.
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  Speaker 2: Four years ago.
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  Speaker 4: And he's like, the gas prices are so high. Can
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  Speaker 4: you imagine what plane fuel is right now?
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  Speaker 2: Of course prices are high. When they pull up to
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  Speaker 2: a Circle K, those planes, they got to pay a
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  Speaker 2: lot of money. Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty. But again, it's perspective, isn't it? Because
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  Speaker 3: the number 450, $ 4. 50, you say it's too high. And
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  Speaker 3: my wife was saying that's a little bit more reasonable
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  Speaker 3: than the 650 in San Diego.
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  Speaker 4: I would get a stomachache if I saw 650 on.
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  Speaker 2: The gas pump.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I had to do it.
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  Speaker 2: What are you going to do?
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  Speaker 1: I had to do it. That's how much it costs.
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  Speaker 4: That's why people get all the Costco and Sam's Club
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  Speaker 4: memberships for the cheaper gas.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, with the Costco, I'm going to call
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  Speaker 3: it like, I'm going to say it's my official first
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  Speaker 3: time going to Costco.
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  Speaker 1: It's not.
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  Speaker 3: Because I went to, I went to, when my son
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  Speaker 3: lived in Hawaii, we would go to Hawaii. We would
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  Speaker 3: go to the Costco in Hawaii to get stuff for him.
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  Speaker 3: But he knew exactly what we were getting.
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  Speaker 1: Right. So it was like be like, boom, boom, boom,
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  Speaker 1: and go. Right.
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  Speaker 3: And then I find out that the Costco in Honolulu,
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  Speaker 3: you could even Google it, is the busiest Costco in
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  Speaker 3: the world.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: In the world.
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  Speaker 2: Dang, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: That's so stated. I went to Costco a couple of
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  Speaker 3: days ago. With new eyes, a new perspective.
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  Speaker 2: Wandering free amongst the aisles.
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  Speaker 1: I was blown away. It's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: You were just browsing.
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  Speaker 3: Just going, we started off in like the vitamins, the
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  Speaker 3: pharmacy section, right? They have everything there now. That's like
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  Speaker 3: all the biohackers, all the stuff that is good quality stuff.
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  Speaker 3: It's all good stuff. Then we went, you know, I
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  Speaker 3: was doing the samples. I played along. I did the samples.
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  Speaker 3: I was, I was eating all the samples.
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  Speaker 2: Take advantage of the samples.
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  Speaker 1: And then it was like, and then it got to like,
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  Speaker 1: we need this. She'd be like, what do we need?
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  Speaker 1: I go, we need a new Vitamix.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, no we don't.
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  Speaker 3: I go, ours is totally different than this Vitamix and
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  Speaker 3: our Vitamix sucks. This looks like they might've made it
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  Speaker 3: so I got a new Vitamix.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you did?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You'll never replace a Vitamix except for you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I brought two Vitamix. Our Vitamixes suck.
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  Speaker 4: It's probably like $ 100 cheaper than you would get at
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  Speaker 4: anywhere else.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good point. So she was looking to get towels, right?
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  Speaker 3: So she says to me at one point, wait, where's,
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  Speaker 3: I wrote this. Oh, we're pushing the cart. This is, this,
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  Speaker 3: she started it. She goes, I don't care what you say.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to get this candle. She gets this candle.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like a big, I go, what do you
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  Speaker 3: mean you don't care what I say?
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  Speaker 1: And I go, why do we need a candle?
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  Speaker 3: She goes, I need this candle. It's a big round candle.
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  Speaker 3: So she puts this candle there. Then I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I don't care what you say.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to get this vitamin. She started it.
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  Speaker 3: There's 300 bucks right there. I shave my face with
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  Speaker 3: a real razor maybe once every three weeks. And I
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  Speaker 3: usually go to Safeway and get these little razors. You
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  Speaker 3: don't use the bra and I got you? No, that's
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  Speaker 3: an electric razor. But it doesn't get as close as
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  Speaker 3: the whatever. So at Costco, they had the same razors
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  Speaker 3: I get at Safeway. They had like 75 of them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the Gleason ones or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I got those.
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  Speaker 2: My dad uses those too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, now I don't ever have to
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  Speaker 1: buy a razor again for the rest of my life.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And did you enjoy the glorious meat section where they
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  Speaker 2: got all those?
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  Speaker 3: No, we went and got non-perishables. That was the deal, non-perishables.
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  Speaker 3: We got nuts, lots of nuts. But I was just
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  Speaker 3: so blown away. And then I saw a jacket. So
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  Speaker 3: I saw this jacket.
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  Speaker 1: For $ 32 there.
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  Speaker 3: And I bought the jacket, right? I took a picture
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  Speaker 3: of it. Everyone wants to know where I got the jacket.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, Costco. I even put a picture up. I'm like, Costco.
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  Speaker 1: What Costco are you at? Don't they all have them
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  Speaker 1: all the same?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: Right. There was a star Wars sweatshirt that I almost got,
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  Speaker 3: but I didn't fit.
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  Speaker 1: Right. So I didn't get it.
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  Speaker 3: I put a picture of it. It was like, what
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  Speaker 3: Costco is that? Those aren't at my Costco. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: How was it? And I bet you, if you went back,
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  Speaker 2: it wouldn't be there anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, we should have gotten it. Now
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  Speaker 2: it's gone.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Anyway, big fan of Costco.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a membership. Blake does.
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  Speaker 2: I love that you walk through there without a plan.
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  Speaker 2: That's the most glorious.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's the most.
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  Speaker 1: Dangerous way to walk through Costco.
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  Speaker 2: For sure. Yeah, because you're like, maybe I'll get some
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  Speaker 2: sunflower seeds. And you're like, I also need a 100-inch
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  Speaker 2: screen TV because they have them here.
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  Speaker 1: The 100-inch TV is beautiful. They are awesome, right? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you want one of those so bad?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like they make it look better at Costco
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  Speaker 1: than it would at your house.
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  Speaker 2: I think they do, too. I think those TVs must
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  Speaker 2: give really good demo.
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  Speaker 3: So when you know, Blake goes, shoot, we need another cart.
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  Speaker 3: Go get another cart. So you know how the guy
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  Speaker 3: checks your badge. So I was walking out. I go, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: do you want to let you know? My wife's got
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  Speaker 3: the membership. I'm just going to go out and get
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  Speaker 3: a cart and I'm going to come right back.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Cause I thought the guy goes, okay, I'll just make
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  Speaker 3: sure we got to come back. You remember my face.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Cause I thought everyone needs it. Cause they're really checking.
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  Speaker 3: And then when I leave, they check the receipt. And
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  Speaker 3: I looked at Blake.
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  Speaker 1: I go, there's no freaking way that guy looked at
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  Speaker 1: everything we had.
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  Speaker 3: It took him two seconds. And she says, she has
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  Speaker 3: a friend that works at Costco. She goes, they just
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  Speaker 3: look at the most expensive thing.
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard that? Do you know how they do that?
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  Speaker 4: No, but I believe that they probably do a quick little.
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  Speaker 2: I thought they counted the items.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way.
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  Speaker 2: We had two carts full of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And the guy goes, let me see. Guy goes, mm-hmm. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead. I'm like, you're full of it.
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  Speaker 2: He's really good.
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  Speaker 4: You guys weren't suspect enough for him.
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  Speaker 2: He was like, look at this nice lady. I'm surprised.
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  Speaker 2: She's innocent. When you walk into Costco with your cart,
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  Speaker 2: like right to the right, as soon as you walk in,
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  Speaker 2: it's like nothing you ever thought you would need, but
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  Speaker 2: must have. And I don't know how they do it,
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  Speaker 2: but they get me every single time.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, they had these like fleece pajamas, like one piece.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, we need these.
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  Speaker 2: Right. I don't know how they know. But they know stuff.
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  Speaker 2: They know stuff there.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to Costco. I wish there was a documentary
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  Speaker 1: on how Costco started.
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  Speaker 4: And they paid their employees really well.
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  Speaker 1: That's good stuff, man.
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  Speaker 2: And they kept the hot dog at $ 1. 50. And they're
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  Speaker 2: bringing back the churros.
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  Speaker 1: And that's where you got to get gas. That's the
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  Speaker 1: place to get gas. Costco.
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  Speaker 2: This is not an endorsement, by the way. No, I
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  Speaker 2: wish it was. I wish it was.
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  Speaker 1: Costco, send me an unboxing. That's the thing. All they
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  Speaker 1: have are boxes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.