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Whackhead Prank: Is a night away with Jay worth the risk? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous crank from Darren Wackhead, something
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  Speaker 2: ex exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so I did one of these with Win and
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  Speaker 1: night with a Win, A day out with a celebrity,
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  Speaker 1: you know these prizes that they give out every now
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  Speaker 1: and then when a day with I did one with
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  Speaker 1: the Ebn Ezibit that didn't end too well because he
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  Speaker 1: was married. No, it's just all the lady that won
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  Speaker 1: the prize was you know, and then I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: So basically you know this is this is not even
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  Speaker 1: like you know the term hall pass, you know where
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  Speaker 1: you go like, hey you was your hall pass? Oh
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  Speaker 1: it's a I don't know j Lo j Low you
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  Speaker 1: know something like that. Right, So this guy's wife loves
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  Speaker 1: j you know J Duplessy from the band Eden. I
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  Speaker 1: do know him, very attractive, yes, yes, yes, yes, so
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  Speaker 1: he's the proper pun up okay, Jay from the band
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  Speaker 1: and now he's solo and stuff. Right, but even I've
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  Speaker 1: actually got back together, which is actually quite cool. They're
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  Speaker 1: they're still doing some some shows together. So look, she's
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  Speaker 1: always loved J and when Eden Jay is my favorite guy,
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  Speaker 1: you know, And so now I'm gonna thrust the husband
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  Speaker 1: into a situation where she allegedly won a competition called
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  Speaker 1: a Night Away with j What a title. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: this is an all loving, all trusting husband that night
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  Speaker 1: away with already stirring. You know, it's like a lucky draw.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, like you enter at the petrol station,
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  Speaker 1: if you full up at an if you fill up
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  Speaker 1: at astron full in the form, and you get can
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  Speaker 1: win a night away with Jake. So I literally just
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  Speaker 1: make it worse and worse. Okay, and then there's a
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  Speaker 1: flip that's going to happen where the all loving wife
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  Speaker 1: is going to go sideways on him as well. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: are you ready for this? Do you like to win
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  Speaker 1: a night away with Joe? I'll can hook it up,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's get into it. Hold on Clinton speaking Clinton, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I'm phoning from Jukebox Entertainment. I had a call. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I just informed the lady of a prize. She said,
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  Speaker 1: I needed to call you. I'm not too sure what
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  Speaker 1: that means. The contest she entered a night with j
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  Speaker 1: She hasn't. In fact, one, I've already told her that
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  Speaker 1: she's won.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, she's more welcome to go I want to full
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  Speaker 3: trust in New Eata.
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  Speaker 1: They're actually they're going for a night. There's going to
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  Speaker 1: be dinner in the It's like a Safari retap dinner.
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  Speaker 3: I was staying over there.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, of course, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Staying over Yes, I thought it was just a dinner.
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  Speaker 3: I staying over.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's it's it's staying. I mean it's a it's
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  Speaker 1: a night away with Jay. I mean that's that's the way.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's been sold. It's not a way.
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  Speaker 3: And she's very excited to don't Jay, So I don't
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  Speaker 3: have any issues. Obviously, it's not going to there's something
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  Speaker 3: an affair with Jas, not with J. I think the
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  Speaker 3: issues and I do trust your stuff from my starte on.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I don't have any issues.
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  Speaker 2: He's married with kids, isn't he is?
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  Speaker 1: He is married, but this is how he actually met
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  Speaker 1: his wife on one of these.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, when it was it was pretty comforting.
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  Speaker 1: To be honest between you and I. Jay is not
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  Speaker 1: afraid of giving a fan the d you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: Trust with the girls, she doesn't break you much. Trust
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  Speaker 3: with all she's not. She's simple. If he's a reputation
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  Speaker 3: for being this type of thing and she still wants
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  Speaker 3: to go. You know, having vanity is one thing she's
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  Speaker 3: not even that he fly through your glass through and
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  Speaker 3: collectory with the cases. It's not a problem. But I mean,
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  Speaker 3: if you're gonna stay up the nati's of reputation for
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  Speaker 3: doing stuff like this, I wouldn't be that happier. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, as I say, her choice, like I said,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, she needs to make she needs to decide that.
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  Speaker 3: She said she jeopardized a relationship with you for that.
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  Speaker 1: You can do that. Look, there's champagne, there's there's roses. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: there's you know, you're hearing the calls of the world and.
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  Speaker 3: Not a bachelor. It doesn't sound like a night away
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  Speaker 3: of Jane. He's married as kids taking a yeah not
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  Speaker 3: two years.
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  Speaker 1: But no, he's he's busy. Just the divorce has almost
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  Speaker 1: been finalized. As I said, that's why he's doing these
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  Speaker 1: nuts again.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, or are you looking for a wife?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's not Jay looking for a wife.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a night away Jane.
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  Speaker 3: Don't recall him to speak to you about it. But
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's as he's a decisions she needs to make,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, I can't stop. I mean, obviously there's
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  Speaker 3: quite achievement to win something.
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  Speaker 1: Because you know, because what we did with Jay is
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  Speaker 1: obviously he could choose. You know, we would don't want
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  Speaker 1: to give him a grenade, you know, we because part
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  Speaker 1: of the entry, you've got to send a picture of
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  Speaker 1: yourself in a in a bikini, okay, and so he
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  Speaker 1: saw the bikini pictures and he essentially chose.
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  Speaker 3: Miss Okay, when is when is the day to this? Anyway?
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  Speaker 1: It's this Saturday. We're flying them via helicopter to.
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  Speaker 3: Saturday, coming yes, Wednesdays, just on the Saturday. They come
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  Speaker 3: back on the Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: They come back on Sunday. We fly them back Sunday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, that's why, like he broke up in
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  Speaker 1: the band Eden because the guys were like you, you're
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  Speaker 1: a bit filthy, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Superman by man Man, that's not the thing. But
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  Speaker 3: I mean he is a bit of a movement shaker.
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  Speaker 3: The nights away with Jay's more than a night away
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  Speaker 3: with Jay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, pleasure pleasure Erica, Well I can probably, I might,
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  Speaker 4: all right.
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  Speaker 1: But you got to act like you're making the I.
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  Speaker 2: Found out lying hello, okay from chepying me from big
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  Speaker 2: box entertimement Sny, you told me about it, knock Away
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  Speaker 2: with j or something like this. Yeah, but I said
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going, so you know I won't be dying
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  Speaker 2: in anyway, so I don't worry about it. It's just
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  Speaker 2: my sister called me. So this weekend I'll be going
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  Speaker 2: to her. I'm going on Friday Eve and then.
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  Speaker 3: I'll see you on like Sunday Day because she's very dumb.
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  Speaker 2: But Andrew stuff from a river?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have more written my food?
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  Speaker 2: What move stunning in any way?
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  Speaker 3: Come on them playing games.
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  Speaker 2: I'll see you on Sunday then before that's perfect. If
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  Speaker 2: you said not to Jay, then you said no to Jay,
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  Speaker 2: then I believe you. If you're lying to me and
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  Speaker 2: I find out, that's a different story, believe you, mem
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  Speaker 2: I don't have room for blatant lives now I don't.
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  Speaker 2: So what are you going to do? Then I'll break
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  Speaker 2: up with you, Yes, I will you, Yes, of course
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  Speaker 2: I will be lied to me. Your sisters and you're
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  Speaker 2: off to Jay and then I find out and you're
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  Speaker 2: not straight up with me. I need to do with you,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't. I don't associate my soults. People like
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  Speaker 2: to do a confounded lines. I've met people like it before,
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  Speaker 2: So I'm saying exactly something if something else that's going
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  Speaker 2: on and rale they come up front with me. Now,
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  Speaker 2: so listen, this is the case, that's the case, whatever
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  Speaker 2: the case may be. Don't sit in and conjumpt stories
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  Speaker 2: and stuff like that because they don't said well.
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  Speaker 3: With me, was your stuff?
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  Speaker 2: But also my phone my sister doesn't have reception there,
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  Speaker 2: so my friend will be off. Wow, so that's fun,
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  Speaker 2: that's hundred percent fun. Was I wont be able to
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  Speaker 2: talk to you? Then I might just get some air
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday. Then I won't just pop around and take
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  Speaker 2: you as if you ask him or something like that,
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  Speaker 2: I'll say, well maybe a peer of gloss of one
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  Speaker 2: or something like it. No, you see, my sister really
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  Speaker 2: wants to be alone this weekend with me, don't play
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  Speaker 2: games with me. And I'm thinking the possible thing to
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  Speaker 2: come around, because I think I must just take away somewhere,
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  Speaker 2: you know, for an artist, just to you know, make
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  Speaker 2: you feel a little better. Yeah. Maybe it's a good
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  Speaker 2: idea that just has been a bit done. Yeah, very
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  Speaker 2: thoughtful of you, Very kind of you. Yeah, and obviously
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  Speaker 2: I won't chat to you because some strange reason, the
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  Speaker 2: signal is not too good around your sister's place. So
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  Speaker 2: if you put the shoes out the foot, if I
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  Speaker 2: want a nut away with Pam or something like that,
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  Speaker 2: some graph phones or some girl phones that Pam is
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  Speaker 2: going through the horse at the moment really got you issue,
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  Speaker 2: really and this is what comes one of a day
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  Speaker 2: to mark with ten. But anyway, this sort did you know?
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  Speaker 2: You know? He he cam is known for ready relationships.
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  Speaker 2: He's known for obviously getting involved with other menlessn its.
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  Speaker 2: But hey and then as you say, hey, listen, how
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  Speaker 2: I'll actually let them down. But I'm going to go
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  Speaker 2: see a friend of mine that is really really down
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  Speaker 2: and you ain't gonna hold me the whole weekend. And
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  Speaker 2: I'll see you Sunday. But we'll see how it goes.
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  Speaker 2: We'll to see what happens here. Come on, Jas going
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  Speaker 2: through the walls really sorry, it's Jay going through the walls.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's what the guy said, come on, that's come on, man.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't born yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I came Eureka, Yeah you did?
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  Speaker 2: You?
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  Speaker 1: You you're going away with Jay this weekend?
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  Speaker 3: Who's that.
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  Speaker 2: It's just riaky. It just gotta be a message and
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  Speaker 2: somebody else the thought of the line. There also somebody's
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  Speaker 2: talking about Jay or somebody for the weekend. Yes, after,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going then why did the guy find me?
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  Speaker 2: He spoke to you. I don't know. That's a choice
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  Speaker 2: you gonna make.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, sir, it's wicked since.
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  Speaker 2: Man, Okay, that's not like if if if she goes
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  Speaker 2: away with Jason, I'll take his ex wife to be
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  Speaker 2: an art away with Clint when he feels at the
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  Speaker 2: end of the day as a lepard string string and
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  Speaker 2: a stairway to heaven under the stalls.
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  Speaker 1: In the world. Do you know that that played out
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  Speaker 1: like a soapy that man was going That was is it?
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  Speaker 1: Dingo Saint was Generation's rhythms in all of it, and
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  Speaker 1: she played her role perfect. Given the name Eureka sounds
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  Speaker 1: like her Soaphie actress's name. She was committed.
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  Speaker 4: She did not fold.
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  Speaker 2: Is j going through a divorce?
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  Speaker 1: Too much? Was too too much? So we're gonna give
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  Speaker 1: away not away with yummy. Oh man. He was incredible
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  Speaker 1: absolutely speaking of yes Eden, Wow, say say thank you
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  Speaker 1: j good work, Jay, thanks for existing. It's amazing. But
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  Speaker 1: not away with Clint he would like to offer himself.
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  Speaker 1: Is Clint okay doesn't have the same ring to it. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like that sounds a bit brief though,