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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show February 2nd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Woody shoe and from one homie to the next. Ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen are good, buddy comedian Joe Koy, and he
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  Speaker 1: brought a big, giant box now's movie. Yeah, yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 1: he walked. He carried his own stuff. That's just the
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  Speaker 1: kind of guy he is. You're uh, you're you're big enough,
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  Speaker 1: you're rich enough now that you can certainly afford to
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  Speaker 1: have somebody carry that box for you. But no, he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't itself myself. You're huffing and puffing. Yeah, brought a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of stuff, Hi, Joe.
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  Speaker 2: I had like a huge box of stuff to bring
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  Speaker 2: to you, and you guys bring me Sam.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't help them at all, the size of the boxes.
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  Speaker 2: You want me to help Like, She's just put her finger.
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  Speaker 3: Like get inside of it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Hi Joe, how are you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm good now, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Things are like, I don't know, is it like a dream,
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  Speaker 1: because there's so many things happening with with Joe Koy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, of course he's out there. He's doing his
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  Speaker 1: uh just being Koy tour, which is gonna be hitting
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  Speaker 1: a couple of Woody shows cities Philly. He'll be at
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  Speaker 1: the Expended Mobile Arena on March six, March twenty first
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  Speaker 1: Wilbeit Sofi Stadium in Los Angeles. Now, yah, this this
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  Speaker 1: brings me to my first like holy cow thing for you. So,
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  Speaker 1: Joe and Gabriel Iglesias decided that, you know, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do a show. Let's find somewhere big because you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's the biggest comedy show ever. It's the first
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  Speaker 1: time a comedian will headline at Sofi Stadium. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: so it's gonna be Joe Coy and Gabriel Glaziers, two
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  Speaker 1: huge comedians and that's a big venue. And I just
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  Speaker 1: saw over the weekend that you guys officially sold it out. Man. Yeah, congratulations, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's awesome crazy, I'm so happy for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. We were taking pictures for a variety and standing
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  Speaker 2: in the you know, on the fifty yard line. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: a variety of pictures, Yeah, doing a variety pictures. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: And I was just we were looking up like what
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  Speaker 2: do we this is We don't even know what to
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  Speaker 2: do right now. We don't even know how to embrace this,
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  Speaker 2: like we don't know what we're getting into.
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  Speaker 1: Does that happen often? Often for you? I mean, like
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  Speaker 1: where you kind of catch yourself and it just had
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  Speaker 1: again a private moment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was one time my hometown Tacoma, and and
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  Speaker 2: I sold out the Tacoma Dome is like twenty two thousand,
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  Speaker 2: and it was my hometown. That was like one of
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  Speaker 2: those what's going on right now?
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  Speaker 4: That means more than anything, right we saw the hometown show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, especially because my school was right there. All my
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  Speaker 2: high school friends came and it was just I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: what is this? This is nuts?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah is crazy?
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  Speaker 2: This one's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Now that you have sold up, So if I stadium,
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  Speaker 5: can we get Menace to do just like five minutes?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been working on.
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  Speaker 2: Wave.
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  Speaker 4: That's the problem with asking is he will say yes,
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  Speaker 4: six pm.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody's in the yah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: mean five point fifty five. It's the pre to the
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  Speaker 2: pre show.
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  Speaker 1: Doors open at six minutes.
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  Speaker 5: Goes on.
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  Speaker 2: This one's for the steps. I'm down my check check uhher,
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  Speaker 2: stop sweeping, I got he comes your feature. Check this out.
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  Speaker 2: Stop boiling those hot dogs, ladies, garbage bags? What's up
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  Speaker 2: with what's up with recycle? Everyone? What? So?
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations on that. That's huge. And then was it last
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  Speaker 1: week or the week before have been the week before
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  Speaker 1: I get this uh FaceTime from Joe and he calls me.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, hey, man, I got something really important to
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  Speaker 1: talking about now. I was in the middle of getting
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  Speaker 1: a straight razor shave.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I was a hammer and nail. Every
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  Speaker 2: time I I FaceTime, it's it's he's innocent. It's like
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  Speaker 2: a it's like a sitcom, buddy. I was like, I
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  Speaker 2: just got stuck by bees. What yeah, you know me
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  Speaker 2: champing the episode? This like what time I call it was?
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  Speaker 2: Kids were jumping in the pool. Kids were jumping at
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  Speaker 2: the pool and what about you? Now, I'm just here
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  Speaker 2: till they get tired. Ya, just waiting for them to
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  Speaker 2: get tired. And then this time it was.
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  Speaker 1: But I always pick up your call.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you did. This time he picked up and there's
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  Speaker 2: this man massaging his face and he had a warm towel,
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  Speaker 2: no glasses off by the way, the glass Like, I
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  Speaker 2: was like, who's this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks so different.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, he goes, this is the greatest life. This
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  Speaker 2: is a man's Oh man, what'd you call it? It
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  Speaker 2: was like it's like a man man's spa. They put
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  Speaker 2: they shave your beard and put dirt under your nails.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's the greatest place. I go once a week,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, you can buy like a membership and
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  Speaker 1: you can go in there, like depends on the membership,
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  Speaker 1: but you can go every day and like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Greg would love it because he can get his haircut
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  Speaker 1: every day, or you can go in there. I go
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  Speaker 1: once a week and they they line up the beer,
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  Speaker 1: they get like the hot lather, like the straight razor shave.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's fantastic realizing it's called.
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  Speaker 2: Sports.
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  Speaker 1: You walk in, they've got a they got a full
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  Speaker 1: bar there. They ask you when you sign up, like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's your drinking choice? They always make sure they have
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  Speaker 1: your drinking choice ready for you, and you sit down,
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  Speaker 1: they get the hot towel going, dude, It's fantastic. It's
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  Speaker 1: called Hammer and Nails. They have locations across the country.
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  Speaker 1: What about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I slipped some tires.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you got you gotta make you gotta make
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  Speaker 1: some of these dudes who are a little uh you
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  Speaker 1: want me to Brazilian?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you want me to line you up?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: You want a light sad? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm sitting there, but of course I always take
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  Speaker 1: Joe's call, and uh, I'm sitting there and getting my
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  Speaker 1: my straight razor shave and he calls. He's like, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I got something really important to talk to you about.
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  Speaker 1: I said, all right, So as soon as I got out,
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  Speaker 1: I called and he didn't pick up my call. Then
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  Speaker 1: I called him back again. I called him back. I
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  Speaker 1: caught it back again. We're both very busy people, but
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  Speaker 1: I caught it back again, and he told me, and
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  Speaker 1: this is this is super cool man I And again
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  Speaker 1: it's it's weird, like I have a handful of friends
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  Speaker 1: right now who have some really cool, exciting things going
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  Speaker 1: on in their lives, and it's like I find myself
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  Speaker 1: getting somewhat like emotional for them, like I'm so I'm
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  Speaker 1: so happy for you. Joe is getting honored at the
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  Speaker 1: TCL Chinese Theater where you put your handprints and your
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  Speaker 1: footprints in the cement, which is like that is so
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  Speaker 1: old time Hollywood, that that is like that's classic. That
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  Speaker 1: getting like a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame,
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  Speaker 1: Like there are just certain things like that means that
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  Speaker 1: that's like real, I've made it kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: So sick of.
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  Speaker 4: People using the word iconic because they're using it. This
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  Speaker 4: is iconic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's what that means. He's getting They call
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  Speaker 1: it a hand and foot print ceremony, right, and so
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  Speaker 1: he's going to be having his hands and his feet
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  Speaker 1: in the in the concrete there, And I was like, wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's really cool. And then he stopped me in my
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  Speaker 1: tracks and I still it's it's yeah, it's a it's
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  Speaker 1: it's really cool. I'm honored that you asked me to
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  Speaker 1: do it. But he asked me to m c his event,
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  Speaker 1: like his induction. Damn, look my eyes are honestly, I love,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so happy for you. I'm so happy for you.
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  Speaker 1: And uh also petrified of hosting this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he gets really nervous.
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  Speaker 3: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: You know I've told you about when we have guests
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  Speaker 1: and like my whole concern is like, are they having
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  Speaker 1: a good time? This is such a big deal. No,
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  Speaker 1: this is this is this is such a legit big
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  Speaker 1: deal that I'm I'm more worried about screwing up your moment. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I had. I'm so happy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so happy for that. No I am.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm so happy for you.
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  Speaker 2: I had you were the first person I thought of
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  Speaker 2: too when I Yeah, when they asked, is that that
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  Speaker 2: was the first thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I know how they normally asked for these things.
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  Speaker 1: It's not us.
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  Speaker 2: You can even ask Menace. Yeah, I asked Menace and uh.
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  Speaker 1: He said, nod, he call me, he goes, he goes,
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  Speaker 1: good luck.
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  Speaker 2: You know how long it took the Dubai right, But uh,
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  Speaker 2: but I called you and yeah, he said the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: You know that you like, you get nervous on situations like.
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  Speaker 6: We No, I get nervous, do I said, I couldn't
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  Speaker 6: you know, say one hundred percent that you would do it?
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  Speaker 6: I said that you would be relunctant at first, but
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  Speaker 6: you would probably.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, ending well, of course I'm going to say yes.
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  Speaker 1: And like no, it's because of the weight of the
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  Speaker 1: moment for you, Like I don't.
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  Speaker 4: You know, can you handle this responsibility? You know, That's
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  Speaker 4: what I mean, Like that's the question.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I mean I take the I take the
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  Speaker 1: responsibility of it very seriously. So, like I want this
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  Speaker 1: to be a great moment for you, which is it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be. It's gonna Tiffany has is one of the
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  Speaker 1: guest speakers. Yeah, he's happening next Wednesday, February. The eleventh
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  Speaker 1: at the t CL Chinese Theater. I mean, what do
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  Speaker 1: I wear? I don't know what.
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  Speaker 3: People around there? Spider Man suits.
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  Speaker 2: You could do this with Steve by playing Sponge right here, and.
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  Speaker 1: I could dress the sixteenth bot like Mickey Mouse, But like,
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  Speaker 1: what do you wear? Honestly? Like that's the one that's
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  Speaker 1: the one big thing.
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  Speaker 2: Say, just be you man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't say that, but you know you got you
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  Speaker 1: gotta you gotta give me some real guidelines, Steelers sweatshirt,
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  Speaker 1: where you're.
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  Speaker 2: All everything that you always do.
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  Speaker 5: You need a style if you want. We need to
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  Speaker 5: be a good public speaker. Get him real drunk beforehand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the ceremony might be extra long.
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  Speaker 1: See, and that's why this is why I don't really
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  Speaker 1: do that stuff famous ntivity.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah no, we'll get him some beta blockers. We'll be good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you be great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm just super We we you know, we
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  Speaker 1: had you in years ago. And you know, man, I
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  Speaker 1: tell you, dude, like your your whole career and just
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  Speaker 1: your life in general has been on this rocket ship ride.
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  Speaker 2: You've been there for my ups and my down.
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  Speaker 1: So wacked has there been down? There's actually there was
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  Speaker 1: something I heard about there someone's opening a museum of
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  Speaker 1: failure or something, and so it's supposed to serve as
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  Speaker 1: like a uh as inspiration for people. Like, look, everybody
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  Speaker 1: had that moment where like, you know, like something that
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  Speaker 1: represented like a like a bad you know moment in
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  Speaker 1: their life or like something that didn't go the way
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  Speaker 1: that they thought it was going to go. But they
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  Speaker 1: but they overcame that. But honestly, like from the outside,
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  Speaker 1: from the outside looking in, dude, like it just seems
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  Speaker 1: that it's been all and up and up, from you know,
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  Speaker 1: the the getting bigger and bigger venues to now you
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  Speaker 1: sold out Sofi Stadium, to uh, the book, the movie,
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  Speaker 1: like just you're getting your you know, hand in footprint
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  Speaker 1: ceremony at the TCL Chinese Theater. Just like it's it's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he deserved because like Joe's a hard worker.
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  Speaker 4: Well and not only does he have this unbelievable story,
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  Speaker 4: but the reason why I don't think we know the
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  Speaker 4: downs is because Joe doesn't bitch about anything. He's he's
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  Speaker 4: just a positive guy.
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  Speaker 1: I did I did say something about like watching your Instagram,
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  Speaker 1: like you have a good time all the time, right,
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  Speaker 1: like every day seems to be the most fun day
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  Speaker 1: of your life. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I made an effort to do that now too late.
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  Speaker 2: I told my son, I go, I'm taking less gigs
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  Speaker 2: on the road, especially in the summer. I said that
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  Speaker 2: to him this year. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, man, like
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  Speaker 2: we we you know, we did Europe together and it
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  Speaker 2: was like, okay, we woke up in Amsterdam and then
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  Speaker 2: we and then we got on a plane and flew
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  Speaker 2: to uh, let's just say Berlin.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know the schedule, but I remember it was
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  Speaker 2: two cities in twenty four hours. And I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: this isn't fun, like like we're just we're just we're
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  Speaker 2: not We're just leep. It in like we get to
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  Speaker 2: say we're in Europe, but we're not in Europe, right.
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  Speaker 2: I bought a plane ticket. Yeah, and that's what happened
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  Speaker 2: last year. I bought a ticket and I go, we're, well,
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  Speaker 2: we'll decide when we go back home, like we we
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  Speaker 2: deserve this.
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  Speaker 1: So that's cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I got to spend that day with you in Pittsburgh,
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  Speaker 6: and it's just a fun vibe because you're just checking
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  Speaker 6: out every city. Yeah, you have your friends and your
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  Speaker 6: family with you the entire time, and then you're just
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  Speaker 6: like really enjoy yourselves.
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  Speaker 3: It really is like, yeah, neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's how it should always be. Like, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: we were in a position where we forget that this
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  Speaker 2: isn't a job. You guys get to wake up every
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  Speaker 2: morning and talk on microphones. Bro, this is like a
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  Speaker 2: dream job. It's no. But you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 2: Like some people are like, I gotta get up. It's
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: just like, man, no, I'm like, I gotta get up.
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait. This is this is not working for me.
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  Speaker 2: I'll show you working. I used to work for a
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  Speaker 2: construction company and I was what they the laborer.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they called me.
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  Speaker 2: That was my position. And I was the wheelbarrow guy
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  Speaker 2: because they made sidewalks and driveways. And I remember I
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  Speaker 2: just my first time ever doing any kind of physical
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  Speaker 2: labor and they I had to go to the cement truck.
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  Speaker 2: They pour it into the wheelbarrow and I had to
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: run it to them. They're like, hurry up, and they're
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: doing like the figure eighthing, hurry up and coming, and
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  Speaker 2: I dumped it on the person's lawn, on the lawn
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  Speaker 2: and they you should have seen all of them, like,
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  Speaker 2: and they had to dig the seman out of the
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  Speaker 2: out of the and they had to redo the whole
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  Speaker 2: lawn because I dumped it all over the lawn.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Was the other job you said you had? It was
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: in Vegas the dolphins, the dolphin habitat.
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  Speaker 2: I was a tour guide as the dolphin. You know
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  Speaker 2: how many names I made up because they clear? How
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  Speaker 2: do you know the difference by by the dolphins. They're
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  Speaker 2: all gray. Yeah, there's nine of them. That's that's Barnaby,
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  Speaker 2: that's Piccolo. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I think people that have a lot of kids too,
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: I think they don't even know who their kids are. Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm convincing to start throwing people they're talking to. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know, you can say anything.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I was doing. I would literally do that.
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  Speaker 1: It's so funny.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's Sergeant you guys, he's been here the longest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe Koy is here and again he's on his
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  Speaker 1: Just Being Koy tour, which has gone to all different cities.
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  Speaker 1: You know a lot of people podcasting from different cities.
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  Speaker 1: But I know a couple that were on the radio
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  Speaker 1: and like I mentioned Philly, he's gonna be there March sixth,
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  Speaker 1: March twenty first Sofi Stadium in Los Angeles, which is
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  Speaker 1: sold out, and all kinds of good stuff going on,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the Hand and Footprint ceremony at the TCL
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  Speaker 1: Chinese Theaters coming up next Wednesday at Joe Koy to
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: follow along with the whirlwind existence that is Joe Koy
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  Speaker 1: and we're gonna take a break. We have more with
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  Speaker 1: Joe coming up next. You're here at the right time
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: because you know Super Bowl is Uh, I'm going You're
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  Speaker 1: going to the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be on the fifty yard line. Everybody. Oh, it's
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  Speaker 2: on redemption. You know. I was at the you know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm from Seattle, right and I went to the last one.
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  Speaker 2: I think that was ten years ago.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the interception on the one of the one.
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  Speaker 2: Yard Carol called that, there's a great idea. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 2: three shots let's throw it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're going to the game. Oh yeah, this
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: is going to be Uh, how are you getting there?
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  Speaker 2: We're flying?
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but like do you fly like into
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: because like everybody talks about like just what a mess?
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I think just getting there? Yeah, just getting their part
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  Speaker 1: is supposed to be like a mess. Yeah, I will.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know for me that, oh dude, even like
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: if I wanted to fly, yeah, oh you should fly, Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 1: if I wanted to fly there, It's crazy to try
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: to get because they have to slot you in's so
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: many planes coming. There's so many planes coming in, and
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: they give you like a fifteen minute window, and if
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: you don't make that fifteen minutes, you're out. You're bakers.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: And yeah, and then they send you to some like
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: alternate somewhere. And and the fee they charge you just
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: to land, I think it starts at five thousand just
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: to land. What to get one of the slots will
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: cost you like minimum five grand. God's small ass plane.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: If you have like a bigger plane like some of
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: these like corporate jets and stuff coming in, they're charging
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: fifteen twenty grand just to land.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm landing just to lane Gilroy down the road.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I smart.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I was on a plane that was
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: on fire.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: That was la Yeah.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: You know, we just found out why it took us
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: so long to land in Japan. They finally told us
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: they want to let us land because of you know,
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: the the visas and stuff to get into real yeah,
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: was paperwork that paper planes on fire, left it on fire.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: But they're worried about paperwork. That's ground control.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Just nah, you have papers and.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: You know you see like at the zoo they have
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: like the octopus or whatever, it chooses who wins the
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: superwl We're going to find out. We have a special guest.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, who's gonna be here. It's a special animal
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: friend of ours who is going to choose and tell
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: us all who will win the Super Bowl on Sunday. Wait, oh,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: the able the animal chooses.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Have you seen those? It's like a thing.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen one ever. They'll put like a
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Seahawks whatever out there, and then a Patriots whatever and
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: whichever won the the bear like that. We have a
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: special animal friend who will join us with Joe Coy
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: after the break raccoon And why are you so on edge? Joe?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Joe Coy is here.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be a snake the animal. Yeah,
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: I thought the animal was gonna be there.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Was like, you know, like snakes. Why did you have
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: a bad experience with one or just generally could be out.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it's just the way they move.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I don't understand it. Yeah, I don't get it. How
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: you get across that fast? I can't. The sound it makes,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: But they want to give you a little kiss with
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: their come on man.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Uh huh. So the live animals, yeah.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, So no no snakes, no snakesperience
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: any other any other animals that make sure that get
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: because it just so happened to be. It's the beginning
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: of super Bowl week and you were going to be
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: here and then yeah, so like we are, we already
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: had this booked. We already had this this animal guest book.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: So you booked, is what you're saying.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: No, no, it's not it's not a snake. I'll tell
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: you it's not a snake. It's not a snake. Okay.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: So what we're doing here is, you know, you see
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: it every time the Super Bowl rolls around, they have like.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: A zoo somewhere news to go to the zoo, and
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: they got like a big, a big watermelon with the
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: the Seahawks logo on it, a watermelon with a Patriots
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: logo on it.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: When we see which one of the hippo eats, right, right,
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: that'suposed to determine who's gonna yeah.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: So now you have a plate of food I can
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: tell you, can I say the brands are don't tell
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: you no. But there there's there's tenders, all right, yeah,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: well and then there's a tortilla. Tortilla I'll say, and
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna see correctly because I could tell that's
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: a fast food to tilla.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Okay, So the Seahawks, we're gonna do the same thing
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: we got. Our animal is gonna come in and the
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: end is not going to know you know this, but
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: it's gonna eat one of these plates full of food.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: Whichever that animal eats is who's gonna win. So the
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: the chicken plate Joe is of course a bird like
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: the Seahawks and the tortillas. The Mexican food is of
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: course representing the Patriots.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, it's anonymous.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, alright.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: So actually I picked both of these two plates of
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: food because I happen to know that the animal absolutely
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: loves both of these things.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Really, there's no like, yeah, there's no like. The scent
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: won't turn off the animal.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: So this animal loves the special sauce.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not like one's one's chicken and one's broccoli, right.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Animal, I know the animal loves these things.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. Yeah, let's let's go ahead, and Sammy's got the animal.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Are a handler?
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Here we go, let's find out who wins uh the
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: super Bowl? This we are here, it goes. Oh, it's
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Menaced the Dog. Everybody all right? Yeah, down, Menace the Dog.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: We've we've had on the show a number of times.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Help him find the microphone. Please hand me because who
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: in our staff eats like an arrow?
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: We have a chair, chair almost sit in chair.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've had Menace the Dog on the show a
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: number because last time we saw you, Menace the Dog,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: you you were chasing Morgan through the park.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I was that slow ass bitch and he nailed her.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: He got her a couple of times.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I tell you, mess the dog is uh is
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: surprisingly fast.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, agile, I'm like the wind.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Much like the snakes that Joe Coy gets freaked out. Joe,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: are you okay?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Chair?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe Coy Coy is on your left.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I heard he just recently shot a special in stocked
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: in California. I got a lot of X bitches up
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: in there, and wait, man, you know what I'm saying.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of them trying to give me for
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: child support.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: You know whatever, dog has stopped the material.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: All right, So yeah, Menace the Dog is here.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: And uh yeah so you mean bitches like real bitches.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. The holes want my paper, not your paper.
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: No, yeah, they want money currency probably dumbasses out there.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's your breeding, all right.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: So uh, menace the dogs. Yes, yes, you have a
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: You have a You have a choice to make here,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: and you can't see these things.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: So use your use your dog, your great sense of smells.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Dog, I smell things when I walked in.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: The room, and use your dogs have great tongues, and you.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Know, keep in mind, I'm not sure out in the hallway,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: did Menace the Dog here your explanation Sea best.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Or did you hear what we're saying?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: We turned it off.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: We weren't prepared for that.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: But yeah, on your left and on your right are
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: two options, Menace the dog. One represents the Seahawks. One
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: represents the Patriots.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I wish I knew my left and my right, but
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: I forgot do.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: So using your dogs, asses, your mouth, and your tongue,
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: you want to two different places of food.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: I want to kind of tell us what you get
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: over there?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, what are you sensing? What?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Wait? Wait? Can I can I feed it to him?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: That way he doesn't touch it. You can put up
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: to his face. Yeah yeah yeah, here liften here bitch,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: all right, so let me so he doesn't touch it? Okay, yeah,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: So what do we do first?
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: You pick the left of the should use hands headed No, no,
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: he's a dog.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: He looks his own balls.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Let me get my hands out of my pockets.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: You ready?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: All right? So Joe coy, So I'm gonna go first.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna grab the first one. I hope it's okay.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, it's still warm. Okay,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: so the dog.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Don't don't get excited tails wagon Yeah, I mean red rocking.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, he's gotta he's gotta sniff both. He's
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: gotta stiff all the options first.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: And he'll get you.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Are right in between.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Between, Joe.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Joe grabbed one of the other items.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, the same.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Plateah can pick up the whole plate. Joe.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: You probably pickup the who Play pass?
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? I like touching it with my fingertips. I
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: don't even know where my hand's.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Been a right all right?
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: The dog, menace the dog is taking oy. Okay, the
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: other plate what what do you what are you sensing there,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Menace the dog?
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Something like flowery?
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: And then the other think it kind of has come
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: maybe like a spice to it, maybe interesting.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, I almost forgot you were a dog
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: for a second. Alright, yes, all right, so that was
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: that was option number one. Option number two. Are Joe
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: koy getting right face?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you what are you smelling, menace the dog?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Your incredible sense of smell?
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Oh he's barking at it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to touch it. Yes, yes, yes, I like that.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: I like that. Yes, yes, it smells very oh like
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: that like that.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Snout?
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Yes kind of. Then it also comes with this what
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: is that?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Wait?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is?
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Just straight up his nose.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: So you've you've now gotten a whiff of both of
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: the options, the Seahawks and the Patriots option.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Maybe not in that order.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, boy.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Bounced it on his no.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Eating it. Now, our special animal friend here will make
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: a decision between these day. Okay, Messa dog will choose
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: between the two options that were presented, and we will
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: know who was going to win the Super Bowl on Sunday, texting,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Come in, you guys are dumb, Yes, yes, thank you.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: It doesn't get much dumber.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, what is it?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Here we go? All right? Option one?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Option to you can know you can put your face
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: back down there if you need to get another somebody
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: can want to move that microphone either way?
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Is this is this option to?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: That's the microphone?
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: What is this?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Moved the microphone? There we go.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: This dog is really stupid. He thought that was out
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: there too.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's it. That's option number one. Okay,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: and then uh and then option number two? Is this
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: one here?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, well he likes it.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Which which one will you indulge in?
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: We will with.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Option number two? You stick your face and eat like
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: a dog.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Option by good.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: You have actually.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Going for good.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: It looks like that's that's the plate for the Seahawks.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, that is the Seahawks plate.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Alright, he went for the He went in a plate
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: that represents the Seahawks. So you want to menace the dog,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: the Seattle Seahawks will be your winners. That's all your
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: buddy sixty.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Put all your buddy on on the Seahawks.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: The dog.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: That was a plate of delicious raising cane's chicken.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Yea more grams up in here, you know.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the dog that's commercials for them.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: And then and then the other play was another one
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: of your favorites. It was a plate of different taco
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: bellosh but that would be the Patriots.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, yes, I do me some raising cane
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: show out to the box combo or if you want
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: to get crazy the caneat combo.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, thanks thanks to minister Dog and his handlers.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Put your money on the Seahawks people.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Seahawks delicious more what it shows next? Hand morewood
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: he shows next. Bler blurted