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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 8 - It's Not Your Fault · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: What is Up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back to Son of a boyd Ad podcast. Today
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  Speaker 3: is July twelfth. We are back in the office.
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  Speaker 1: I like when you do a little more ready to roll,
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  Speaker 1: Ready to roll, that's good, but I like a little
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  Speaker 1: more sing on the What's up? Everybody? Like a little
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  Speaker 1: What is up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Day podcast. Today
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  Speaker 3: is July twelfth. We are back in the office. I'm
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  Speaker 3: this is little sas. I'm here with my co host
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  Speaker 3: Ron and yes, and in the booth.
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  Speaker 1: Owen's in the booth dog days this summer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Owen's cooking up some audio levels for us.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, sir, shout out Owen, shout out to the squad man,
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  Speaker 1: shout out to everybody that's putting on the putting boy
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  Speaker 1: dad on their back.
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  Speaker 3: To everyone who got us here. Couldn't do without you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you guys so much for twenty k.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Yeah, twenty k K, thank you for twenty
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  Speaker 3: k huge, healthy twenty k too. We don't have any
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  Speaker 3: of that bullshit. One hundred k followers, three likes on
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  Speaker 3: the tweet, type of type of interaction.
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  Speaker 1: And engaged twenty k. And we need we need people
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  Speaker 1: to stay engaged. Yeah, yeah, all I noticed you're growing
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  Speaker 1: a mustache. I am growing a mustache. Shit looks fucking good.
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  Speaker 1: I know you know who's Tom Selick is? No, you
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  Speaker 1: look like Tom Selleck.
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  Speaker 3: I do think I could give myself a little bit
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  Speaker 3: of a Tom Sellick vibe.
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  Speaker 1: Who is? Who's your mustache? Goals?
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  Speaker 3: What? I don't really have any I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually gonna grow it out or I'm gonna shave it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I was in Chick a week and I
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  Speaker 3: didn't bring a razor, so my facial hair was fully
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  Speaker 3: grown out. But apparently it takes a month to really
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  Speaker 3: fully grow out your mustache. I was doing some research
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  Speaker 3: on it. Do you think everybody's the same for that.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think there's like uniform research on that? Oh,
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  Speaker 3: it sounds right like to hit your peak mustache growth.
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  Speaker 3: It says it takes a month, But what about like
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  Speaker 3: a fucking Greek guy. What about a fucking hairy ass, Well,
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  Speaker 3: his might.
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  Speaker 1: Just be way longer. You don't think it'll be. What
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  Speaker 1: about thicker though? I feel like if you have thick
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  Speaker 1: facial hair, there's some people who could grow mustache in
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  Speaker 1: fucking three days.
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  Speaker 3: Some guy whould like it, don't grow one, but he
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  Speaker 3: probably wouldn't hit his Like his full potential would be
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  Speaker 3: in a month maybe, but full mustache potential.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think. Well, I'm just saying I think there's
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  Speaker 1: some people who have it and some people who don't
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  Speaker 1: have it, And I think I'm a guy who just
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have it. I could go a month and there's
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  Speaker 1: just nothing's gonna fucking happen. There it will be.
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  Speaker 3: It can't relate on a weekend with your thick shit
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  Speaker 3: like when you can.
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  Speaker 1: It's looking good when dudes get like, uh, when dudes
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  Speaker 1: are so hairy, they like it looks green on their faces,
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  Speaker 1: like six o'clock. It just looks like they're rusting over
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. They just have that fucking uh, that
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  Speaker 1: thick ass.
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  Speaker 3: I can't grow hair anywhere on my cheeks though, which
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  Speaker 3: is a problem, I know.
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  Speaker 1: But I can grow under my under my chin and
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  Speaker 1: on my chin.
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  Speaker 3: And do you like to tell yourself that it's coming,
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  Speaker 3: but uh, it might never come. No, it's coming, it
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  Speaker 3: might never I think after a month you'll be able
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  Speaker 3: to see it.
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  Speaker 1: And if I'll die it, I'm saying the rest of
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  Speaker 1: your facial hair, cheek hair, it might never come for you.
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  Speaker 3: Cheek hair is never coming.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucked. Yeah, that's bullshit. I'll just grow.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be a go tea guy. There's plenty of I
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  Speaker 3: don't even know if you can hit the chin. I
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  Speaker 3: don't even know if you'll be able to populate.
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  Speaker 1: I have a bunch of like this is this is
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  Speaker 1: one I shaved yesterday. A soul patch I have.
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  Speaker 3: I have plenty of chin hairs thick right down there.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think about the urban the urban myth
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  Speaker 1: around soul patches.
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  Speaker 3: I think there's tight as fuck that.
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  Speaker 1: They're for tickling balls during blowjobs? Is that what it's?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what it says? That's the urban myth? Oh wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's what they say. That's the probably probably one of
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  Speaker 1: those goof ass Cicero fucking Plato, one of those motherfuckers.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing out in Chicago? Speaking of Cicero,
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  Speaker 1: I was just visiting my friends from college. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was a good time. You whoop it up out there? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I whipped it up. Did you go to a baseball game?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I went to a Cubs game. That's fucking sick. That
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  Speaker 3: was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Did you sing take me out to the ball game?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? We did seventh thinning stretch, Oh yeah, peanuts, crackerjacks.
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  Speaker 3: So when I was there, some kids sent me a
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  Speaker 3: picture of me from like about like two rows behind.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, bro, I'm sitting behind you.
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  Speaker 3: That's always reassuring, I know, And it was the I
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  Speaker 3: was literally made eat on a hot dog and it
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  Speaker 3: was like the ugliest picture I've ever seen. I was
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  Speaker 3: like dude, like, I'd rather you just come up to
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  Speaker 3: me and say hi, then ten then take a picture
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  Speaker 3: of me from behind me. Yeah, that's that's reassuring that
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  Speaker 3: he's just he's like a party and angel.
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  Speaker 1: He's just looking at it.
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  Speaker 3: And then I look back and he's just staring right
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  Speaker 3: at me. I looked at his profile picture and then
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  Speaker 3: I looked back and he's eyeing me.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, that's really weird. But right behind there in
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  Speaker 1: the pantheon of weird things is that you're just at
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  Speaker 1: the baseball game checking the private dms, just being like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: wonder if I've always played my DM always checking it
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  Speaker 1: was on Twitter. I don't get all.
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  Speaker 3: I don't get like a bunch of dms on Twitter.
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  Speaker 1: But what about just getting lost in the fucking ball game.
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  Speaker 1: What about watching fucking Rizzo out there?
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  Speaker 3: Rizzo is awesome, by the way, I'm a big Rizzo
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  Speaker 3: guy these days. Oh really, there was a pinch hitter
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  Speaker 3: and I think it's number seventeen. Oh yeah, number seventeen,
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  Speaker 3: big big one seven. Everyone went that guy's got big lumber.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he stroked.
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  Speaker 3: People went crazy when he got up to bat. And
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  Speaker 3: then he just hits a two run a two run. Like,
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  Speaker 3: I guess it wasn't a home run. What do they
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  Speaker 3: call that home run?
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  Speaker 1: Home when it wasn't a home run? Oh? A two double?
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  Speaker 3: A double, double double double to Okay, okay, he hit
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  Speaker 3: a double.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like this is stuff you should have learned
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  Speaker 1: it ten ten years old hit a double.
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  Speaker 3: He hit a double, and then the guy right after him,
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  Speaker 3: and then I'm like they're literally pitching and I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, I need I need to see a
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  Speaker 3: home run here, like I need I need to see
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  Speaker 3: a home run while I'm at this game because it's
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  Speaker 3: like the bottom it was like the game's almost over.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I need to see a home run, right
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  Speaker 3: And right after I said that guy hit a home run, like.
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  Speaker 1: Shut it out loud.
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  Speaker 3: I said it out loud, and that hit was a
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  Speaker 3: home run.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up. Do you think that he you think he
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  Speaker 1: heard you? Probably? Yeah, it probably the sound carry It was.
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  Speaker 3: Like I think it was ten to two. It was
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  Speaker 3: a wipeout.
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  Speaker 1: It was a.
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  Speaker 3: Total dude here, and you talk about sports is fucking
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe how many of the terms you know.
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  Speaker 3: How did you know the term wipeout? How do you
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  Speaker 3: know wipeout. Have you watched baseball before? All right, we're
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  Speaker 3: moving on past the baseball. It was a good time, though,
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  Speaker 3: I mean the baseball. Baseball is fucking boring, Like do
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  Speaker 3: you ever that texted me because he was like, the
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  Speaker 3: Cubs are gonna win this game. And I applied and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm at the game and he texted me.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, let me know if you need anything at Wrigley.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, I can get you anything. What I was like,
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  Speaker 3: can you give me some box tickets? And he was
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  Speaker 3: like yeah, I could have really, Yeah, he's fucking plugged in,
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  Speaker 3: Like all right, big man, what.
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  Speaker 1: Do you I mean A you have to take him
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  Speaker 1: up on that being in a box at a baseball.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I would have taken him up on it. He
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  Speaker 3: was like, he was like, if you let me know
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  Speaker 3: in advance, yeah, I could have done that.
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  Speaker 1: You should have just asked for a fucking hot talk
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  Speaker 1: then just like okay, like just get me a free beer.
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  Speaker 3: And that would have been way too much of a
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  Speaker 3: like someone's key got to go talk to someone and
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  Speaker 3: they got to go talk. I'd rather just I mean, dude,
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  Speaker 3: actually that's a lot. I would not have rather paid
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  Speaker 3: for it. Shit, there was so I spent over one
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  Speaker 3: hundred dollars at the game.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking expensive. It's a racket.
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  Speaker 3: A one beer was eleven dollars and at the hot
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  Speaker 3: dog was fifteen bucks.
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  Speaker 1: And your seats are just a normal ass hot dog.
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  Speaker 1: Your seats were so far away from the game you
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  Speaker 1: snapped it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I feel like twitters ball baseball is kind
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  Speaker 3: of like I feel like baseball is one of the
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  Speaker 3: few sports that being far away that doesn't matter it all.
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  Speaker 1: I think it almost adds to it. If you're far
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  Speaker 1: away baseball, like no one's going to watch the game. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think anybody's going there. People just yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But like, yeah, being far away didn't take away from
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  Speaker 3: the experience in the slightest.
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  Speaker 1: Cause it's not like you're watching the balls and strikes
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  Speaker 1: like super intently.
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  Speaker 3: And I've had I've gone to like hockey games, and
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  Speaker 3: if you're really far away to a hockey game, it
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  Speaker 3: kind of sucks.
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  Speaker 1: How many times have you been taken out to the
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  Speaker 1: ball game? Have you gone out to the ball game
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  Speaker 1: a lot of times? No.
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  Speaker 3: I used to go when I was younger with my
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  Speaker 3: parents to Red Sox games, but I hated it because
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  Speaker 3: I just didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Like so you didn't care if you ever got back
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  Speaker 1: to the ball game at that point.
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  Speaker 3: No, but this was just like it. It seemed like
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  Speaker 3: a fun idea.
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  Speaker 1: And I went and which, like, did you like root
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  Speaker 1: root for the home team? Was it the fucking the
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  Speaker 1: Cubs that you were rooting for or did you just
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  Speaker 1: not care? It was nice being out there with the guy.
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  Speaker 1: I was rooting for the Cubs. Oh so if they
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  Speaker 1: didn't win, it'd be a shame. It would have been
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  Speaker 1: a shame. How did the uh, what did you pick
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  Speaker 1: up about the pitching system? Like I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't really keeping tabs.
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  Speaker 1: How many strikes is it till you're out? Three oh one? Two?
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  Speaker 1: Three strikes? You're out? At the old ball.
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  Speaker 3: Game, we're on the same I had some guys sing
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  Speaker 3: that song like it was some like special guest, and
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  Speaker 3: it was just like, imagine being put in that position.
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  Speaker 1: Because there's eighty two games, Like, there's not that many
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  Speaker 1: fucking special guests that you're even really gonna want to.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know who he was, but everyone went
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  Speaker 3: crazy when you showed up, and like when they when
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  Speaker 3: they pointed the camera at him, and then he sang
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing just at his seat. He was just
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  Speaker 3: like standing there with a microphone, singing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I thought they did it in the booth or
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  Speaker 1: something like that.
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  Speaker 3: He was just at his he was just at his
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  Speaker 3: seat holding a microphone.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's just a random guy, just a random thing. Famous.
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  Speaker 1: He was a famous arnold or some shit like that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I think he might have been like a Cubs like
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  Speaker 3: a Cubs old Cubs player.
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  Speaker 1: Mickey Morandini or some shit like that. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That would be embarrassing as fuck, though. Yeah, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: can't sing in front of people. You would never sing
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  Speaker 1: in front of people.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, you wouldn't sing Happy Birthday at a fucking Chili's.
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  Speaker 3: That's true. I don't even like doing that. I get
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  Speaker 3: I got, I get like anxious when I'm there because
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't want them to put the fucking
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  Speaker 3: uh Like I know Dana Beers really likes the big
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  Speaker 3: screen on him.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want that at all.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you thought you were gonna be on the big screen.
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  Speaker 3: No no, no, not not in like a Dana way.
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  Speaker 3: Like I mean, like just if they randomly put it
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  Speaker 3: on me, okay, because I don't want to have that
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  Speaker 3: whole awkward reaction and then you're just standing there for
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  Speaker 3: ten seconds later waiting for them to change something.
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  Speaker 1: The crowds just going crazy. That would be so fucking awkward.
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  Speaker 1: They have just go nuts. Yes, little Sasquat, They're.
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  Speaker 3: Like, he knows big Cat, big cat could have got
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  Speaker 3: him a box. Yeah, if he had let him no earlier,
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  Speaker 3: Big Cat would have had him in.
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  Speaker 1: A box right there.
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  Speaker 3: Such a big man move though. Oh let me know
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  Speaker 3: if you need anything a regularly, anything, I can get
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  Speaker 3: you literally anything. You want to run the bases, you
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  Speaker 3: want to run the bases between the nings, I could
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  Speaker 3: totally get you.
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  Speaker 1: I can get you out there to rake the infield
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  Speaker 1: after they won't get it.
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  Speaker 3: You want to get into one of the dugouts.
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  Speaker 1: You want to have a fake fight with the mascot.
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  Speaker 1: I totally work that out for you if that's something
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  Speaker 1: you want. You want to race against the flash and
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  Speaker 1: center field? Have you ever seen that they do that
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  Speaker 1: at Brave games. They have like random fans that will
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  Speaker 1: like race against the flash and like center field and
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  Speaker 1: this guy fucking dusts everybody.
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  Speaker 3: But if it was just like Usain bolts under that costume.
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  Speaker 1: It it might as well be like, there's not a
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  Speaker 1: lot of fucking career advancement options for a sprint.
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  Speaker 3: Fastest person alive is Usain Bolt. I think there's just
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  Speaker 3: some random dude out there. Now, it's definitely saying you saying.
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  Speaker 1: For some sports, I think that there could be just
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  Speaker 1: like a random person out there. But I think that
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  Speaker 1: for the sprinter, I think it has to be you saying.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe for like distance though, there might just be some
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  Speaker 1: fucking random ass dude who is just like incredible distance
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  Speaker 1: running and like me, I'm really good at distance running.
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  Speaker 1: You don't funk, You're you don't have the frame for
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  Speaker 1: distance running. You're fucking you're about three inches too tall
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  Speaker 1: a distance run. Your fucking knees couldn't couldn't handle it,
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  Speaker 1: Your hips would fucking collapse.
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  Speaker 3: I run, I can run forever, yeah, but fucking not fast. No,
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  Speaker 3: not fast, but.
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  Speaker 1: Probably just plodding. You probably have feet, your feet probably
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  Speaker 1: fucking smack into the ground.
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  Speaker 3: I also really think that I'm I could be the
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  Speaker 3: strongest person on the planet.
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  Speaker 1: That I believe. I literally that I think that I
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  Speaker 1: think you have the capacity to be that you have
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  Speaker 1: you're the frame for it. Basically, you have the frame
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  Speaker 1: for it.
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  Speaker 3: I think if I just were, like, was stronger, that
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  Speaker 3: would help, obviously, But I think like weight class, what
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  Speaker 3: I know probably not.
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  Speaker 1: What's making you. What's making you say? You're saying what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying, and if you were stronger, you could be
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  Speaker 1: the strongest personal lives.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like my muscles because I agree with that.
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  Speaker 3: My muscles are pretty small, but I feel like I
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  Speaker 3: can put up some significant amounts of weight.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're not a glamour guy. You're about fucking numbers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I am across the board. You're not actually flamber guy
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  Speaker 1: at all. I'm a glamour guy, but it's just not
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  Speaker 1: working out well, so you're just gonna become a numbers guy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you just fucking go with it, whichever path. Fucking J
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  Speaker 1: Cutler and the weightlifting Society picks. I actually decided I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna start bulking again. You should Yeah in the summertime though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know you're not fucking taking your shirt off at
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  Speaker 1: the beach.
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  Speaker 3: Took my shirt off at the at the lake this week?
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  Speaker 1: Did you big make ma bike a lake week? Shut up?
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  Speaker 1: Were you on Lake Mish?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just so weird because like I grew up
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  Speaker 3: on the beach, so like we were at the lake
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  Speaker 3: and there's just zero waves. And also they were like
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  Speaker 3: there was like lifeguards in the water the whole time
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, can't go past your waist, get
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: back in, So if you wanted to go like under,
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: you kind of just had to like like splash your
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: way into like above your arms or like backfloat the
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: whole time. And there's like a hot and it was
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: like they wouldn't let you go outside of this zone.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: So it was like everyone there's like it's a really
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: big lake obviously massively the beach there was like the
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: beach there was like there was a lot of room,
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: but they had everyone in this compacted area, so it
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: was like a fucking public pool type feeling. That's you
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: go a little too far also and you're rubbing up
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: against some greasy Italian dude.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: There were definitely greasy Italians in there. Slicked up sunblock
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: them and go flying, no friction when you fucking against them.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: You just soon passed them. Gro The only thing slowing
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: you down is the madded ass fucking hair underneath the
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: fucking white sunscreen. If you drown in a lake, you
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: are a bitch. Yeah, you can't be drowning. There's no way.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: Drown In general, you're a bitch. I mean, I think
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: they learned how to fucking swim.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: But there's like fucking undertow you could get fucking toasted.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: It was a little less bitch man. Yeah, people get
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: dragged out.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: I've almost gotten dragged out, and now it's hard to
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: get back. Oh yeah, you gotta fight for your life.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: And you wind up feeling like a bitch.
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: Oh you, if you get dragged out, you are a bitch. Definitely,
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: especially if you live. It would be more honorable if
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: you drowned, because then everyone's like, whoa, that must have
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: been like really intense.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: There's I mean, if it ever happened, if it gets
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: close for me, I'm just gonna fucking drown because I
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: couldn't face walking back up there, fucking coughing up fucking guppies,
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: just fucking water popping out of your lungs and you're
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: just looking super soft, just drowned.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: I'm a pretty bad swimmer too. My mom, even when
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: I was in high school, my mom would be like
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: be careful out there, like you're pretty You're pretty bad
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: at swimming.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: You don't have the body for it.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: She would like, tell my friends watch out for Harry.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: He's a poor swimmer. I was in like high school.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: She had you on the buddy system in the pool.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: Literally, no deep end today, Harry.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Don't let him die? Can you even die?
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: I also was doing I was thinking about this when
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: I was out, when I was on a lake, I
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: was uh. I kept on pretending to drown, and I
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: was like, that's likely the funniest thing that you can
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: do while you're swimming in like a public place. Wait,
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: just like flip over on your stomach and you're just
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: like laying there.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that is the funny.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: All your friends are yelling at you. Get him, so
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: get him spooking like your aunt or something like that.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: It's hilarious.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: I wanted to get a picture of me doing it
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: because I thought I was crying. I thought it was
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: the funniest thing ever.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: You lay still for a little bit too long. Yeah, stop,
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: actually stop serious to get it out.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: The lifeguard comes over. The lifeguards were assholes. I feel
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: like most life guards are kind of assholes though. Yeah,
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: it's like trying to save my life and all that bullshit.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: They want says. I know. They need they need people
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: to drown. It's like the anti smoking and.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: So they gotta they gotta, they gotta hit a certain quota.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: They need smokers in the anti truth dot com needs
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: people to keep on smoking so they can stay alive
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: as a website. Webs are fucking lifeguards need people to
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: be drowning so they can feel good about their job.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if I heard at the end of the month,
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: if there's not enough drowns, they like start drowning people.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: On They're like cops trying to get their like take
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: a quota.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: They'll just start running you up from a fucking They'll
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: start saving you when you're not even drowning.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: They'll just start giving you mouth to mouth.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Just start they start sneakily putting like rocks in your pockets.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: They start like feeding people peanut butter and jelly. Is
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: fucking less than thirty minutes before they go swim.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: And had a real drown people like a real thing,
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: like oh yeah, yes, isn't it like two hours though,
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: or is it thirty minutes?
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Two hours to be safe? But thirty minutes and you
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: will drown thirty. Have you ever tried it. No, It's
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: like it's like a crazy It's like seventy percent of
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: people who thirty minutes ramp and drowned. And it's not
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: a fucking joke.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: I was eating. I was eating, and I was eating
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: in the water. Just had some chips in my hands.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: They're all wet.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Dude. I fucking instagram of this fucking Vegas pool party
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: where they like make a floating it's like a six
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: foot tray of tacos that you're supposed to eat in
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: the pool. It looked like the fucking grossest shit of
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: all time.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Eating stuff in the water is so gross, it's so goes,
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: like it's.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: All falling apart in your hands. Yeah, they were like
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: hard shell top. I can't like.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Swim if I look at other people too much, because
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: I'm like, this is disgusting. Especially, Oh, I almost just gagged.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: At least if you're in like the at least if
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: you're at the beach, it's like salt water. It's so gross,
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Like you're looking at someone and they just have like
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: a bunch of water and they're not They just spit
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: it right back.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Into the water.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Everyone's peeing, just literally like you go in the water too. Yeah,
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: and it's like it's the lake is fresh water. So
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: it's like that ship's not going anywhere.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: There's no way it's stagnant. There's no way there's.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Swimming in someone else's piss. I mean there's a little
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: kid down the thing just cut himself on a razor
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: clad have you seen? Uh, they like visualize it for you,
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: and it's an Olympic sized swimming pool and it's how
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: many gallons of piss are in it?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: And it's eighteen Oh, I.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Mean at least 's have chlorine in them though.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's so gross. The lake.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Another thing about the lake is probably the worst place
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: to swim, right, what do you mean for what purpose?
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Just like there's the salt water in beaches, most pools
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: have chlorine or salt.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Lakes, Yeah, lakes just hold the pits. Lake is just fresh.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: It's fresh piel water. It's just there's pure pits.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Nothing's filtering out of me.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Fresh unfiltered piss. It's fucking disgusting. I mean, it probably
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: has some anti accidents and some fucking cleansing powers, but
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: in general, it's fucking it's.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Felt good to swim in it's cool, really.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Fresh, fucking calm. I didn't pee in fucking pools like
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: or I've never peed in a pool in my life.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: And people are always like, yeah, you fucking have dude,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, like you No, I don't fuck
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I would still be in a pool to this day.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: And people and I started. I never used to pee
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: in the ocean either. My grandparents used to. I used
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: to pee in my grandparents pool all the time. And
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: then they were like, we, uh, my grandpa did some
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: test and there was a bunch of piss in the
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: pool or something. And then they told me that they
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: got the stuff that like you pee in it the blue,
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: the water turns like dark blue around you. If you pee,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: it turns it's like turns like red or some shit,
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: it turns different colors so that like everyone in the
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: pool knows.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: It's like when a bank robber opens up some mark
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: bills and like fucking ink squirts all over them.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: So and then I just went in the pool and
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: I just did a little squirt of piss, just a
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: tiny little squirt, just test water. Nothing happened, and then
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: I just unleash.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Should be good.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I was shipping and then pissing. Have you ever been
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: in the pool with someone?
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Shit, No, it sounds so fucking I think I was.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: At a public pool one time and there was just
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: a dukie at the bottom and then they had to
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: evacuate everybody.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd fucking hope. So I don't know why people.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I think they can just fucking empty their bowels. Yeah,
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: and they're fucking bladders in pools. It was actually it
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: was at water Country, I think, and the water park obviously. Yeah,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: so I think I think it's like the biggest water
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: park in like New England. Shut up, I was there,
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: shut up, I was there.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: It's not a big deal. Fucking how how tall is
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: the side? The fast one really tall.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: I don't do the ones that just go straight down
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: because there's like spooked.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Also it's like at least on like a roller coaster,
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: really goes straight down still like lockdown.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: What if you like lean forward doing that? Shit, you
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: just die. I don't know.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I mean I'm the kind of person who like would
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: act like I'm very uncoordinated. I would fly off Stanley
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: lean forward or some shit.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: And what do you mean like from laying down? Yeah,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: that would not fucking kill you. It's not gonna go
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna go. Let It's not like you're gonna
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: start tumbling down it and fucking somersaulting down it. Those
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: it's like a fall really tall.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: There's one that was it's like a mile up my
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: uh my buddy Mike, the producer, Mike from a neighborhood eats.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: He he would always like run down and go down
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: on his belly, and they would fucking scream at him
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: and like kick him out of we're not talking about
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: the same type. Yes, we are, the fucking ones where
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: you just fucking it's like a straight drop.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: There's no way he would go down on his belly.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: He's a fucking psycho.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: You literally like they make you stand on a platform
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: and then the platform just drops, yeah, and you're free falling.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: How would he go on his belly? Was he doing
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: a handstand on the thing?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: No, he just I mean or maybe so maybe it's
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: not one of that drops out from under you. It's
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: just like a slide slide. It's a slide. But he
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: would go down on his belly. I think that that's
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: a crazy movie. I wouldn't even do that, But I
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: mean water parks to me, are a million times better
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: than theme parks. I would much rather be.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, like fucking six Flags or you've never been
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: on a roll oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, six Flags sucks,
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: sucks all that shit. I've never been though, so I
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: don't actually know if it sucks.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: You're just throwing fucking smut on flag's name.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: For no reason, like roller coasters. This weekend. This week
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: I also I went to uh, we went to one
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: of our friend's houses who lives in like uh, like Mandoline.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: It's like, of course, yeah, it's like the burbs.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I've never fucking heard like the.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Burbs of Illinois. It's like an hour away from Chicago.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: And we went to a west towards Rockford, I think
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: it's north. And we went to a fair and there
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: was like rides and I did one of those ones
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: where it's just like those those rides suck. All it
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: is is just you're just like viciously spinning. The best
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: thing that could happen burbal one is you die Mondolne
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Line and I'm it and it and I'm just spinning.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like this thing and it's going around.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: But while it's going around your personal thing is also spinning.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: It was like a gravitron mixed with a zipper ride.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Kind of yeah, and I'm like, this is horrible, and
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: it just it was fun for the first ten seconds.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Then I'm like, all right, let's shut this thing down.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: And then it just doesn't end.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: People just want to get sick.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: And then we went to a We went through a
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: funhouse and the first thing that you walk through is uh,
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: it's like these punching bags and we're going through and
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: they're literally like slimy. We just slipped right through them.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: It was like these little kids are just the Italian
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: guy at the beach.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just slipping.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Past these And I couldn't stop thinking about it the
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: rest of the day. It was literally like they were sweating.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: What were they slimed from sweat? Yeah, it was hot out,
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: it was really hot out.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: But they would punch people and then they would just
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: get their sweat on them. Yeah. That's fucking gross. Yea,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: carnivals are fucking gross. Yeah.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not a big uh, I'm not a big anything guy.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I know you fucking hate shit.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Did you see the video this weekend of that fucking carnival?
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Ride that was like it was like one of those
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Viking boat type of things that went back and forth
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: and it started to like tip over and people had
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: to run up next to it and fucking balance it out, or.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Like forty people would have died at the carnival. Yeah,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: that's fucked. Yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: I mean also those things probably have zero two or
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: like little to know like checks or anything. They're probably
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: just like, all right, we got the grab atron, let's
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: just get these people in it now. Oh yeah, they're
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: not giving it like test runs or anything. And I
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: mean there's no way I've never been to a carnival
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: and been.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Like, yes, these prices are fair. Oh it's always like
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: fucking fifteen dollars more than a hot dog at the
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Cubs game to fucking ride a carnival ride at some bullshit.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Take me to the carnival for a fucking funnel cake.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Let me fucking squirt a little squirt gun a fucking
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: at a target to make a boat go faster, or
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: throw a little ping pong ball into a milk jug.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: That's all I want to do. I want to win
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: its Teddy Bear, stay keep my feet on the ground.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to go on the ferris wheel.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Ferris wheels even give me the willy side.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like Ferris wheels, but I would. I
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: would do a Ferris wheel, like there's some that I
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: just have it bro Like I would never do with
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: the zipper, fucking savage. I would never do the zipper.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: I would never do the gravitron. Ever, I would do
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: the gravitron before I did the zipper, though.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Why you like to be rather be nauseous in that
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: way then feel like you're gonna die.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the zipper is just a fucking torture chamber. Yeah,
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: fuck that thing, Like that thing shouldn't. I remember when
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: I was little, I was at a in Marshfield next
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: to my hometown. There was like it's called the Marshfield
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Fair and there's a zipper and I remember sitting under
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: it watching people do it. And someone threw up while
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: they were on it, and then their puke just came
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: splattering down. It literally felt like someone It sounded like
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: someone just took a gallon of water and just dropped
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: it from like the Empire State Building.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: It was just a splash. And do you think that
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: they clean that? Do you think someone for like eight
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: bucks an hour clean or you say, the next person
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: just got.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Stay there throughout the year, it's probably still there.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: That's so fucking it's hard to not associate like carnivals
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: with puke.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like their goal. Yeah, they're like eating the work.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: And then we went to and then there's like live
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: music at the carnival, Polka.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's polka country. And literally felt.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Like we just walked into some like white nationalists, like
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: parade they were singing. It was like the day after
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: the fourth of July, and they're singing this weird ass
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: proud to be an American song and there's all these
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: like hick like.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: You think that's a white nationalist song, the one that
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: goes in I'm proud to be an American.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know that song forget the man who died
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: and gave you that life to me and proudly stand.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Up so bad and they're like waving.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: You think that's how you think all country music is
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: white nationalists?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Is it country music? Yes, it is. That's like textbook
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: country music.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: If you go to not Countryman, you know it's not
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: that's like hey, God blessed. Oh it was so cringey.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: I had to step out.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: That's like a textbook. I think it was also.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Because the guy singing it was so weird, like just
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: one of those guys who's like, I don't know, he
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: reminded me of like a church like preacher type, like
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: guy who carries around the guitar.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just preacher Tom, the friendliest guy ever who definitely
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: has some like vicious skeletons in his closet. Yeah.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Guy, he ran over a family while he was driving seventeen.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a preacher now, got with me? God
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: on my side.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And that he had to dedicate his entire life
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: to the United States and the church.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: He had to learn the guitar viciously, just like fucking
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: fingers bleeding on the guitar, just to fucking suppress the
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: memory of the fucking little child whose face splattered.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: On the fucking front of his Ford Ranger. He definitely
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: lit somebody up, some fucking corn fed man, a fucking dude.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was weird.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: And then we left right after that, and then there
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: was like people taking pictures with the cops and ship.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: The whole thing was weird.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: You get out of the city, Bro, you realized that,
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: uh not everybody thinks.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: The same thing. You stay in the city for too
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: long and it's like, oh everybody thinks this thing, or
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: especially if you're on Twitter.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: It was like on Twitter, statures with cops like they
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: were like celebrities. I was going to ask for a
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: picture with them. Hey, you guys, mind, big fan, big fan,
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: love what you guys are doing. Oh fucking uh. I mean,
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: I honestly think it's just a couple of bad apples.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: It's not the whole tree.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: You just whisper that. You whisper that to a cop. Hey, man,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I know it's not you, brother. You guys get a
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: bad rep.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: They saw that video of you guys playing hoops, shooting
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: hoops with the people.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I saw you give those kids some shack, some shack
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Walmart shoes, some fifteen dollars shack shoes. You guys aren't
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: all bad.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Salute to you guys.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Igine calling nine to one one being like first some
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: caller a long time listen. Oh my buddy had to
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: call nine one one this week too. Oh no, yeah,
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: we got we were getting shot at.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: What I swear to God, I don't believe. There's nothing
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: you can say to make you believe, make you believe you.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna tell the story because it's boring.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: One of my friends, one of my friends crossed Yeah,
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: so they were fucking shooting at us. We crossed the
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: street and they fucking one of my friends sent Autumn
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Street in front of a car and then the car
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: instantly does a U turn and like accelerates, trying to
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: pick her up.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Like it wasn't fall asleep, bro, get to the point, bro.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: And then and then we're standing there and I'm like,
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: what the hell's going on? And then they turn around
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: again and they zip by us, and they turn around again,
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: and then we were like okay, they're like actually trying
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: to come get us. So then we went into his
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: apart and as soon as we get in an apartment,
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: then we call the cops and they were like, yeah,
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: we just got multiple other calls about gunshots.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And it wasn't the fifth of July or the
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: fourth of July. Shut the fuck up like multiple days after.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: You're literally the person who's like, we're those gun shots.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: My friends were reacting a little bit more than I was.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I was a little bit more.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Like I was, like, where are they shooting at us?
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: No one was shooting at anybody. It was the fourth
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: of July and there were fucking fireworks.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: No, it really wasn't it was. It was not the
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: fourth of July.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: It was around the fourth of July. It was around
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: the fourth of July. But what are the odds? They
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: were clearly chased, very good.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: They were very good, yelling out, chasing you, yelling out
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: of the car, chasing you. Oh, I promise you they
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: were chasing us. What do you mean like they were
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: like they did, They did multiple U turns to come.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Back to us.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Where were you right outside my friend's apartment.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: In what in what neighborhood of Chicago? I don't know,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Lincoln Park around there.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: There's no way someone was just fucking looping back, looping back,
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: looping back and trying to kill you in Lincoln Park.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: No, there was, and it happened. And if there was,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: how would that be a boring story?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Because I feel like I've told the story like ten
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: times in the last couple of days, dude. But like
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: my friends were a little more.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Into it than I was.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: To keep in mind, the listeners keep that in mind.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't I no, like, no offense to my friend
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: who did call the cops. I would never have called
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: the cops. I think I was thinking in that scenario.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: I was thinking, that scenario break into my house, what
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: would yeah, what would it take for me to call
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: the cops? And I was like, maybe if I witnessed
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: someone get like shot in the head or something, but
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: like even if I saw someone with but not even
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: if I saw someone like with a gun, even if.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I saw someone get shot in the head.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I think I would just be like, all right, it's
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: not my problem. I would just go check on the
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: guy and I would just be like, you're good, and
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: I would just kind of like book it away. I
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: don't want to deal with that. Oh no, going to
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: court and then we need a witness. I don't even
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: want to tell you. Kind of embarrassing because nothing happened.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: You have to tell we were straight up like the
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: are you a Karen dude? They had us like I
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: can't even you have to say they had you do it?
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Give him a give a statement? No, no, no, no,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: it's way worse. So we drew a picture.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: So we're like hearing the gunshots, which, now that I
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: think about it, were most likely fireworks.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Yea.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: And they've got the cop has us like laying down
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: in someone's bedroom, like get away from the window.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Getting the bath up. Yeah.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: And I was like, and I'm sitting there, I'm just
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: like on my phone and I'm like, this is so weird.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: I was like, this, this is definitely not what we
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: think it is. The cops like, get in bed with
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: each other. Yea, wait, wait are there there's gunshots? Kiss
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: each other real quick, kiss each other, kiss so slowly.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Take take pictures of it and put it on the
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: internet so we know where you're at. And then the
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: cop hung up. She was like, all I'm gonna let
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: you guys go.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Are you kissing each other? All right? Called back?
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Oh man, you just you go to the back like
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: a back bedroom. Yeah.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, if there were gunshots, you know, that's probably
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: the thing to do, get lay down on the floor
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: in the bedroom.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But I mean it didn't sound like fireworks though,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Like it didn't sound like you know when you hear
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: when the firework, you hear the pop, and then you
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: kind of hear like the rain down like the the
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: other ones dying out, you know what I mean. It's
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: like there's like a one shot. There's like one explosion.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Then you hear like the other one like a second later,
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: but it's like a.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: It's like boom. And then it's like maybe you're getting bombed.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: And then you hear like.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: The fireworks like rain down, like they sprinkle down.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I think there's bombs. I think there's a drone strike officer, Okay.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: But the only thing that was like convincing was like,
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: what are the odds that we're getting chased down by
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: this car which we were. We were getting chased down
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: by being chased down like they were. They were trying
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: to they were yelling, shot the window and they kept
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: on going in back and forth to get up.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Where are they gonna rob you of your fucking unique
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: low outfit? Yeah?
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: And then and then as soon as we go in
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: the apartment, because we're like, okay, they're actually chasing us,
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: so we go in the apartment. We were standing outside
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: of his apartment. We were like, let's see, like what
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: they're like, what are these people actually doing? Like are
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: they actually coming for us? Or it was like what And
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: then as soon as we close the door, all of
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: a sudden, we just started here and shit popping off outside.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: So they were shooting at as soon as you went away.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: They started shooting.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: As soon as the door closed. But why wouldn't they
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: if they wanted to kill you? Why would they?
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Because I don't think they wanted to kill us. I
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: think it was more they were just trying to fuck
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: with us. They wouldn't have spook you. It probably could
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: have just been like firecrackers.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Honestly, yeah, probably they threw some firecrackers, but it.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Was like clearly they were looking for something to get
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: into because like my friend crossed the street in front
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: of them, and all of a sudden, they're like slamming
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: a U turn, Like who gets that mad over someone
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: fucking crossing the street and they have to like I
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: have to go back and fucking kill this person, like
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: you do not, you do not walk in front of mine?
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: And they were in a fucking big ass mini van.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Dude, what if it was like that, What if it
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: was like a bunch of kids from like De Paul
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: who were like, was that a little SI dude? He
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: doesn't miss like pull up next to him. They're like no, no, no,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: we can't do this. We can't do this. Drive away,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: drive away, and they're like, no, we.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Gotta go back, dude, we gotta go back that little
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: like running red lights and ship like they were. It
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: wasn't like a normal like like they were going one
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: hundred miles per hour running red lights, like going around
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: to their cars in the other lane.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: What time of day was it.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: It's like eleven o'clock at night. What if you have
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: a hit out on you? If you have a fucking
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: out of the city now, so thank god, bro, if
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: you have a bounty on.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Hangod, I'm back in New York. Seriously, where you're with
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: the fucking king? I know I got shooters in New York.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: It was probably like fucking Takashi when he went to
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: fucking when he tried to kill chief when he went
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: to Chicago and like went on a fucking random block
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: at three in the morning and just bullets zipping by
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: his head.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Were you a little Dirk's block? Where were you in Chicago?
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: You were probably on You're probably on fucking Dirk Coast block. Bro,
• 34:50
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• 34:53
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• 34:56
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• 34:58
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  Speaker 1: Cracking jokes about the big Where are they even making fentanyl?
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  Speaker 3: They use fetanyl as like a painkiller, like in in hospitals,
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• 37:59
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• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Like? Anytime I've heard of someone doing fetanyl, they just die. Yeah,
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• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Dude. There was a fucking at Rough and Rowdy. There
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: was a cop who fought a skateboarder and uh, this
• 38:12
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• 38:15
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• 38:17
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• 38:19
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• 38:34
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• 38:38
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  Speaker 1: Because it's like it seems's at the Cubs game too.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: It's like you're out to that.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: He wasn't old ball, He damn me and he was
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: like you're in Chicago and I was like yeah, and
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: he's like when are you here until? And I was
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: like I'm leaving tomorrow and he was like oh. He's
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: like all right, and it's like that is a classic
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: and you're in town. Uh, back and forth text Realist
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: when you hear anyone ever texted me and was like, hey,
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: you're in town. I'm like yeah, but we're probably not
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: going to see each other. Realist definitely.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: That's why the winner you hear till question is an
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: essential question because uh, it just knows you can make
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: excuses up till that date. You can just be free.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: The day after that.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Was an odd thing that you just did.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: There. Do not put me on, bro. This is a
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: fucking audio medium, Bro.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: Just pouring water into literally no whit. Why don't you
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: just like there's like I get like the water down
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: nice coffee type thing. But that was there was a
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: quarter of a zip left in that thing.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and what bro, Now it's the Now it's the
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: hue of piss.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: You hear about the Addison Ray shit?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? The
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Addison Rath? Bro, You fucking you remind me of Jay
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Lenno right there. Bro, that was some fucking Conan O'Brien,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: the Segway type of ship, like Jimmy Kimmel.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: You're like Jimmy kimblek about your fucking ice coffee anymore.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I tried to do it on the lo Lo low,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: but you had to put me on blast. Yeah. The
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Addison Ray shit was the funniest shit on the internet
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: this week.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: I know. It was pretty crazy. She uh, she stole
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: my dad's job. My dad actually lost his job this
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: week because of Addison Ray. He was he was a
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: UFC reporter, he was supposed to be he uh.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Addison Ray put out a tweet.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: My dad went to uh broadcast journalism school for like
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: forty five years and Addison Ray only went for three months.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: And my dad got a call from Dana White and
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: he was like, we want you to broadcast at the
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: McGregor fight.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: You're oh, they were gonna say that your dad could be.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: He finally wanted him, and we were like, we were
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: at dinner and my dad was like, I fucking did it.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Like we're we're rich. We shut up. We finally did it?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Wait did you? He announced it had a nice, nice dinner,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: like a steak dinner.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: He got the call while we were at dinner. It
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: was like the sixth of July. It was like July sixth,
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: and he's going, we're all going nuts. He's like, everyone
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: put on, everyone put on something nice. We're going to
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: catch steak. We're all going out and getting one hundred
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: dollars steaks. And then like ten minutes later, we're literally
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: like in the car on our way to catch steak
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: and they get a call and they're like, you know,
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: we got someone with like a little bit bigger of
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: an ass than you, and uh no, dad lost his job.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't work for a month, dude, because
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: he didn't have a fucking fatty dumpy like her. Dude.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: He was like, she was way more TikTok followers. Fuck dude.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: The funniest part of that whole was the reply, fuck
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: I went to I went to journalism school for two years,
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: interned unpaid for another one point five years after that,
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: never got hired and had to switch careers. Thanks for
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: this info. It's like, you also don't have a hundred
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: million followers on TikTok.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: You got to set the table and tell people what
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Addison Ray did. You gotta just say explain.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: I think everyone will call it no by now. I
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: mean she posted the tweet and she said I studied
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Broadcast Journalism College for three home months prepare for this moment.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: And it's like a picture of her with a microphone.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: But it's like people and people got fucking furious. Dude.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: People are so dumb. First off, it's like the same
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: shit when like Charlie Demilio got like a she was
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: like a model for like the Louis Vuitton line. Everyone
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: was like, there's people who actually care about fashion who
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: could have gotten this job. It's like, yeah, but they're
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: not the most famous person on the internet. That's how
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: modeling works Addison Ray, because they know people are gonna
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: watch and watch Addison Ray.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: It's I don't know how people can be that stupid.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I guess her caption.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: People were mad about a caption, how though, I guess
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: because she's like throwing in her face that she didn't
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: go to college. I think the capture makes it better
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: that she's like self aware. I think I thought the
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: caption was funny. The fact that she even went to
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: three months is fucking yeah, she just has to present
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: something on camera. She's obviously like elite at presenting shit
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: on camera. She's a massive following for even if she's
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: elite at presenting anything on camera, Like, it's still Addison Ray, who,
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: like everyone knows Addison Ray. It's like a household name.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Also, so uh, Broadcast journalism is the easiest job in
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: the world. It's the single easiest job that there is,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: standing in front of a fucking microphone and talking no
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: shit that other people wanted to do that. Yeah, fucking
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: it's the easiest and fucking most lucrative for the least
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: amount of work. Like you just have to ask the
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: most base questions and the fact that somebody is a celebrity,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: they'll be into it. It is the stupidest people, of course,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: somebody else just like how the world works too.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: This person says this is disrespectful to all the people
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: who go to college and work their asses off for
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: jobs like this and sometimes don't even get them because
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Addison has clout and she gets them overqualified sports journalists.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: It's like because she had once again, because she has
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: one hundred million followers. Dude, Like they're not going to
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: hire some random kid from fucking Sunny Brockport. Yeah, hey,
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: this kid went to fucking UMass to study sports journalism
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: for four years. But or we could get the girl
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: with a hundred million followers who will literally make us
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: millions of dollars by just showing up.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Dude. Related note, get white.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: People are mad, but at the same time, it's like
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: you can't like someone made a good point.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: They were like they were either gonna.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Have her or another celebrity. Like it's not like but dude,
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: it's not like he was between her and some random
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: kid that studied broadcast journalism.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: But completely unrelated the fact that Joel embiid uh he
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: only played basketball for three years before fucking making it
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: to the NBA, Like he just picked up basketball. I've
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: been playing basketball for twenty years. How the fuck is
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: he in the NBA.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: And I'm not in the NBA and I've been playing
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: for fucking twenty years. I've been playing basketball basically my
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: whole life and he picks it up and he just
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: gets to go to the NBA because he's fucking seven
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: foot pounds, this athletic. You want the job and you
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: didn't get the job, get harder and get more followers.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Why does Mark Verber have to be the CEO of
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Facebook when people have MBAs? How people go to business
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: school for fucking years and years and people learn how
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: to strive for management, and fucking Zuckerberg just gets to
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: fucking being charge.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Of Facebook the richest person in the world. Does that
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: even fucking make sense.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Suckerberg's kind of falling behind in the game.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Though, wait, you didn't go because he's not going outer space.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: No, he's just like not as rich as the other
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: guys are. Now it's like Elon and Bill Gates or no,
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Elon and Jeff Bezos, but uh, they're way above Suckerberg
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: and Bill Gates. But Zuckerberg was did you see him
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: riding that surfboard in the American American flag?
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: He was definitely an interesting guy in a proudly stand.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: You and like barstool our company posted some shit and
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: they were like Zuckerberg really showing off his Americanism at
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: this week and it was like and all the people
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: were going crazy, classic classic stoolies, fucking love this guy.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: They were fucking whooping it up for.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: The only ethical billionaire out there. Who's your favorite billionaire?
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: We should do a fucking billionaire draft. Dude. I like
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: jackm I like the dude. The fucking is Jack MA.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I think? Isn't he the Al Jazeera guy? Can you
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: look this up? I'm pretty sure he's the Al Jazeera guy.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Who uh he was like in China, he like went
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: missing for like oh yeah, the fucking government just like
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: snatched him up and they're like this guy.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Fuck it.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: There's definitely like billionaires, aren't there billionaires in like Asia though,
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: that are just like worth so much money in the.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Saudi shit rid the fucking Saudi Saudi like oil money
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: and shit like that. Are you talking or are you talking?
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, I know, like I listened to something about TikTok,
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: like when TikTok first became big, and apparently there's just
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: these random billionaires in Asia who owns is it Chinese
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: owned TikTok?
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: So I believe.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: So there's just these random like Chinese billionaires who just
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: like funneled like eighty billion dollars into TikTok, like right
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: when it launched, so like that's why it exploded so
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: so rapidly.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: They needed to get that good American fucking data that
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: their harvesting from us. Yeah, they needed to fucking see
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: what my Amazon search history was.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about any of that stuff. Exactly,
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: grow information, Take your information. Look at me through the camera.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Watch. I don't get what fuck because honestly, well, they're
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: looking at the forward face.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Camera football of knowing that someone, some random dude in
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Asia was jerking off to me through my camera.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Do you think he's jerking off to you?
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Jerking off hopefully, but he probably just sees the ugly
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: ass face you're making your double chin, Wow, you're jerking off,
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: like he's looking at the forward facing camera watching your face.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Or do you think he's looking at your dick jerking
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: off and he's simultaneously jerking off to your dick jerking off?
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: I don't really know how much of that stuff like
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: is believable. I mean I think it is. Have you
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: ever seen the Snowden movie Let's get Let's get in
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: with some Conspiracy.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: With Gordon Levitt. Yeah, the one with Joseph Gordon Levitt
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: a big Joseph Gordon Lettt fan. By the way, why
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: because the Third Rock from the Sun.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: No, I just like all high like Hime in all
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: the movies that he's in.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: It's a movie where he has cancer.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: Fifty to fifty. That's a really good movie. It's one
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: of my favorite movies. Same, I didn't see it. Break
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: it down for me with him and Seth Roken.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not about to watch a movie about a dude
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: having cancer. So you can.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: You can.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: You should watch it. It's really good.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: No, I don't really I'm gonna I feel sad. Go ahead,
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: movie break it down. Also, it's not a very sad movie.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Did you watch?
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like he has cancer bitten like a
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: funny way.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: He's like mister clean of it, right, But uh yeah not.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: There's sad points, but it's a good movie. It's like, No,
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: I'm not trying to ever watch a movie and feel
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: sad or scared.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Not my bag.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, bro, you're just trying to fuck You're trying to
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: just cry.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: You can't. I don't don't.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: So I don't like youman particularly like watching sad movies.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: But I always wouldn't be down to watch a horror movie.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Why, I just want to feel spooked. You want to
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: get the willies, it's fun. I don't get.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I don't either.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: I did go through a phase where I would watch
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: a bunch of horror movies and then I stopped because I
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: was like, I don't like feeling scared. Yeah, these like film.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: It's like you want to feel the range of emotions.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I only want to feel the good ones. Yeah yeah.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: But also like watching a scary movie with your friends
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: is fun.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Because you're all scared. You're like grabbing each other's thighs,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: like each other.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Steve Bomber, Yeah, I'm scared.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: You just give ear buddy a hand job.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like, oh my god, I'm so scared. He's
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: all the sudden, his dick's in my mouth.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Just on the phone with the cops and they're like,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: suck suck your boys, dick. Yeah, you hear gunshots, suck
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: off your boys. Will calm you guys down.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: You're scared from the West Craven movie, scared from the
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: rob zombie movies, Sucker boys, a horror movies like I
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: don't know, like the Quiet Place. I never saw a
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: quiet place, but I heard the second one was really good.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Kazinski. Bro, fucking uh what a second act?
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Who is the isn't the Boston bomber? Kazinsky something cousins
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: not the Boston bomber though you're in a bomber Yeah,
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Ted Kazinski, I got my bombers mixed up? Who are
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: your top five favorite bombers?
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Kazinsky? I like when Ted he played gym in the
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: office and he just fucking sent the bombers and I
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: looked at the camera that Ted Ki John Krasinski. But
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of fucking tech Ki, just Jim
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Techski playing gym and just fucking sending, sending anthrax and
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: then just giving a fucking dry ass giving some bomb.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Bomb dick to pants that would be so fucking fun
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: in a cabin and fucking the best with Dwight are
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: striking to the Middle East? And then does the gym?
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Can you do it for us? No, Roan, you do it.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: You'd be better at all. I don't I don't know
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: which one of my no, like see, I can't see. Yeah,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, just bomb in the Middle East sent
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: the random package bomb to a soccer.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Mom, Did you ever watch the unibomber documentary, the.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: One with Dwight, the behind the scenes one with Dwight,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: the British the British Union Bomber documentary. The British one
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: is so much better.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: I don't think I watched the British I mean, I
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: don't think I watched the unibomumber one.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's boring, That's all I have to say. But
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I think him say Ed, I'm on, say Ed. Timothy
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: McVeigh who did the uh the Oklahoma City bombing, fucking
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: uh me my first time doing stand up comedy and
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: my second time doing stand o'cromoney soon.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: To be your next time too.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Bombed.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Then and Ron are going to the stand tonight. We're
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: doing a show. No the seller, bro, No, we're doing
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: the stand. I talked to no him over at the cellar.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: They said they passed me through. They said that, uh bro.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: They told me, you know, they don't know you. No,
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: you're not at the stand. They don't know because I'm
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: a seller guy.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: No.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: I talked to them at the seller They're like, nah,
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: he's not really our style, dude.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I used to actually go like, what's he gonna do.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Come spit some rhymes for us. I got fucking Louis
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: c K in the green room right.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Now, rap for us. Brother. I went to, Uh, one
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: of my friends used to kind of work at the Cellar,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: and he like he told me one of the luc
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: K's fucking first shows back, And so we were in
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: like the back little room and it was like one
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: hundred and thirty people in there, and he like.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: Walked in or was an't he like really bad? Was
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: he saying a bunch of offensive ass shit?
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Oh? He was fucking hilarious.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like I heard that his first showback was
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: like pretty he said some Uh. I think he was
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: probably trying out shit and the shit he was trying
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: it out in the room that I was in, and
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: it fucking worked.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: But people stormed out, People walked out furiously, women who
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: were just like shaking their head fucking disgusted at it.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: He was at the Cellar a couple of weeks ago too. Yeah.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I think he's he's matriculating back. He is special.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure did like really fucking well the one
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: that he released privately?
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Did he?
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: I think he made like millions of dollars from it.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: It doesn't surprise me. He's a funny guy. I didn't
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: watch it.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: I have it on my laptop somewhere, but apparently it
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: was really fucking funny.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: But they just said that, Uh, the guy that owns
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: this seller just said that they're not gonna let Bill
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Cosby back in there. It's probably a good idea. He
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: served his time.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Brother, Yeah, what are you talking about, man, Let the
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: fucking let the go get up on stage and fucking
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: goof around a little bit. Was Cosby like an actual comedian?
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Was he like a stand up?
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Definitely? I didn't know that.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: He was like a massive standing I think he's been
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: a bad guy since I was born, like since I
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: was alive. I think it was like since i've since
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: I think i've since I've been a lot with it
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: was always like, oh Cosby is like a rapist.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think he was doing it in
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: the fucking like eighties, but I think people didn't know
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: because he had kids say the darnedest things. Things they
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: let us know.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: I saw an old Norm MacDonald interview where he's on
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: the view and they're like, what do you think about
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Bill Cosby? Because apparently they were like he was like,
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: you're like I heard that. They were like, I heard
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: that Bill Cosby doesn't like you, like and he's one
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: of your like heroes. And he was like, yes, yes,
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Bill Cosby is a great man is He's like, and
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: then I think he's being sarcastic though. He's like, who
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: who is the president at the time?
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: I think it was Bush or that's probably a safe bet.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was Bush. And he was like,
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: no allegations against Cosby. I'm like Bush, And then they
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: were like probably Clinton. Yeah, it must have been Clinton. Yeah,
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: he says that Clinton. I wish we could just pull
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: up the clip. He says that Clinton murdered someone, and
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: it's so fucking funny. They're like yeah, he's like yeah,
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: They're like, what do you He's like, I think that
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: we need to get the murder out of the White House.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: And they're like, what are you talking about? Like Clinton,
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: he murdered someone. He's like, well, I guess it was
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: more manslaughter, and they're all like, huge Clinton people. It's
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: so fucking funny. Norm McDonald is so funny, dude.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: But I think that Bill Cosby used to go on
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: fucking talk shows and like talk about like I think
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: that it was so socially or not not socially acceptable,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: but like he was he would like joke about like
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: putting things in women's drinks.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think he has any remorse whatsoever. Have
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: you seen the video of him getting taken out of
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: the fucking.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Jail just trying to like he just tried to like
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: goof over it.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's getting no, no, not getting taken out, He's getting
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: brought to jail, and he just goes.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: As he's in handcuffs being brought into prison.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: I wonder if there's anybody that that worked on that
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: where it's like disgusted by him and then he like
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: all right, maybe it's not okay, Maybe he's not the
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: worst guy.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Remember the good.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Time, separate the artists from the the artists from the
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: art I've legitimately never seen anything that Bill Cosby's done.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: You never even seen, uh.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Unless I have did Cosby fuck with kids or it
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: was just a I think it was a lack of cause.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: He would put well, I don't think it's a lack
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: of sent I think he was just straight of drugging people.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, lack of consent. He would put backs.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Women that's a little bit more than a lack of consent.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I think it's exactly a lack of consent.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: He would like well of them being awake, yeah, or
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: like even alive.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I think of them as just yeah. I mean what
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: you're gonna say, it's not that bad. Speak the truth, bro,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: he fucking hear him out.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: It's crazy how many people are literally like that so weird?
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like what Bill Cosby.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: They're like, he's innocent, Oh, he can't. Sometimes you can't
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: tell if it's like a troll or not.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Though people are the same way about Michael Jackson in
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: like a way, bigger way. Yeah, MJ is a fucking weirdo.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: What do you think other pedophiles were jealous of Michael Jackson?
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Like how easy he had it.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: He died before anyone knew he was a pedophile, but
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: he was getting it like served up on a platter.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Apparent David Bowie a pedophile too.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Don't say that, bro, don't say that about Bowie.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Come on, bro, the fucking Hell's kitchen king, Bro, he
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: was fucking doing it up in h K way before
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: you were, bro. And it seems like you're just trying
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: to throw a smut on Bowie's name to fucking take him.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: I mean they all are.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: They all are.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: Pedophile Hollywood, bro, it's a bunch of fucking petals.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Or fucking fucking MJ next thing Epstein. People fucking love
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: people do love to fucking talk about that.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: The fucking rap community loves to be like fucking Diddy, bro.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Like if you get in Diddy's inner circle, like he's
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: gonna fuck you, Like if you get close to Diddy.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Birdman, Birdman, if you're some video is a Birdman kissing
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Lil Wayne.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they kissed. They kissed for a while, Yeah, and
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Wayne would rap about it.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: That was like their damn right. I would like my daddy.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: They would like each other up. They'd like dap to
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: their up and then they just give each other little
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: kiss on the lips.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Huh. We gotta get kinds.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: We can pull shit up. Yeah, we'll figure that out.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: For clip showill be a clip show. No, but that's
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: all like, it's not a clip show.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: I mean that's like, but that's like that would be
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: something funny to watch right now. I just would like
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: to see that the kissing Man and Lil Wayn kissing
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: because it's literally, Lil Wayne's just sitting on a couch
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: like smoking, and there's like a bunch of people in
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: the room, and then Birdman walks in and he's like
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: dapping everyone up and he goes blow dapth smump and
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: just kisses them on the lips.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, Lil Wayne was groomed. He was groomed by Birdman,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Like can we call him Spades babe? He was he
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: was like thirteen years old. He was like taken him
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: by Birdman. Oh I didn't know that, and they like
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: made him smoke and get fucked up.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: And like the fuck bitches and like that. I know
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: that low, but it's low. It's like it's like cool grooming,
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: Like it's like fun. It's like a fun groom.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: They did to DMX too. He just made him kiss
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: on the lips. Really fucking weird. What kiss my fucking mouth?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Are you saying that DMX got groomed too?
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: No? DMX, like I want people who made him like
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: smoke crack when he was like nine.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: That's tough. Yeah, dude, that's one thing about me. I'll
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: never make a nine year old smoke crack. I'll never
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: make them a nine year old smoke anything, And that's
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: my vow.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: I would make a nine year old smoke some things,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: but not crack.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: That's too far. Really, Yeah, I'd make him smoke sticks,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: just a sig. Yeah, smoke up Life Short. It'll make
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: you look older and cooler. Yeah, you want to get
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: you want to get some pussy. Smoke up kid, just
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: just pack the mallor reds for Christmas, hang out out
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: front of him Macy's and try and pick up the
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: big spenders.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: Is that from the Breakfast Club when he's like, he's like,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: you know what my dad got me from my thirteenth birthday?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: You gave me a pack of cigarettes smoke up Life Short.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: So it's like a super emotional scene.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's like, it's like the I saw I heard
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: some theory the other day that that that like that
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: that whole movie is supposed to be, Like there's a theory.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: That it's a marijuana they're in a marijuana Hayes.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: No, No, that it's like one of the guys like
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: a hallucinog.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: I heard that too.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Not bullshit. That's one hundred percent bullshit. People try to
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: make shit up after the fact. It just fucking I
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: hate that shit.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I don't like.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: I don't like like if you're see an inception. Yes,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: the end of Inception rattles me. That have to do
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: with the Breakfast Club. No, I don't like like ambiguous endings.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: I don't think the Breakfast Club had an ambiguous ending.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: I don't think there was like a twist at the
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: end of the Breakfast Club that's like, what the fuck
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: just happened?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: No, there isn't.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: But like, I you know what I mean, Like, I
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: don't like movies where there's an option to be created
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: a bunch of theories about it, but I guess there
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: is really isn't that for Breakfast Club. I guess it's
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: more just like it's such a famous movie.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: That people just yeah, someone's just trying to fucking add
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: some shit onto the end of it. I did like
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: an Interception, but I didn't like Tenant. I thought TenneT
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: tried to be inception.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: I didn't see Tenant, but I thought the end of
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Inception where the thing is spinning, the dradal's spinning, and
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: then everyone's like, is he in is he in reality
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: or is he in his own alter reality?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Bro, you just need to rip a bunch of SIGs
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: and then go see it.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Fucking just get half enough SIGs when I was watching that,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Just get off like ten SIGs and fucking watch Inception
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: and you're will be fucking buzzing.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Joseph levit, Gordon's in that is it? Joseph.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: We shouldn't smoke SIGs on the pod, Yeah, we should,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: and just puke a bunch. We just smoke cigars like
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: Joe Rogan just a fat to back door. I don't
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: watch Joe Rogan, by the way. You just know that
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: he smokes cigars like a running joke because I always
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: say I don't watch Joe Rogan and that a reference
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: to Joe Rogan episode every single fucking you want us
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: cigar brother, He's always trying to push cigars on people.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: I was on the Tim Dillon episode the other day.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Try to offer hi, mister gar Yeah, it's always trying.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: To He was always trying to offer someone. You do
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: that with Impulsive too, Oh fucking pulsive, dude, what bro?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: Fucking pulsive?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: No, Bro, that's the Brodie, that's the fucking dog. Bro.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Come on, bro, well and our podcast gets really big,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: I want to start our own label and then we're
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: gonna buy Impulsive and shut it down forever. No way,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: you're just doing it to fucking put them out of business. Yeah,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: that's the only reason we're getting into the podcast game.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: There's so many other whack podcasts out there that we
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: get to can take down.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: That's why I got in the rap game to no
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: one's doing it like us. Bro, We're all fucking on, Bro.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I hate these whack podcasters that have no fucking style,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: no fucking substance. Bro, We're coming for all you bitch.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Asses, starting starting with that. Fucking there was an untapped
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: market in the podcast space for two white guys, so
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: there was so we decided to step in straight up.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: Impulsive is ahead of us by three spots.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Fuck that on what on pod track? That's not acceptable
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: on what? On what metric? Yeah, you did fucking come
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: in on Sunday. Fucking bullshit. I didn't know we were
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: when you came in, and we were all You came
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: into the hotel room and we were all fucking eating
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: our little breakfast that we ordered, a little Continental breakfast.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: You picked up the tray of breakfast and fucking smashed
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: it against the.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: Wall, and we're like, we're fucking threespot fucking impulsive not acceptable.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: This is not acceptable. There's just fucking orange juice y.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: I'm like, a I'm a big numbers guy. I'm addicted
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: to the charts.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Ooh, we're bumped. We're not even in top thirty. Don't
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: do us.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: Impulsive is still twenty ees. Shut up, it's only because
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: we how do we fucking boost these numbies?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Bro? We need to fucking hack the numbies. We're doing well, man,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: we're doing good. Oh keep sucking telling yourself. Alex Cooper
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: falls to number nine on Apple or Yike Spotify. You
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: see she was checked out of it.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: She doesn't have that bar talk nightclub this week. Yeah,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: apparently she was in. She was in Lincoln Park when
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: I was there, like copycat much.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: I called her.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: I was like, Alex, yo, what the fuck you're in town?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, Alex, you didn't tell me you were in.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: You know, this is kind of my stomping grounds, right.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: You could have hit me up.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: And she was like, bro, I have sixty fucking million
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: dollars in my bank account.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: I don't need you.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: She said that, Yeah, bro, I told you. It will
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: go to her fucking head. I know because I text
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: her too. I was like, anytime her Lincoln.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Park fucking charts, Bro, we're catching up on you. Yeah,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: I mean she's not ready for that conversation. And she
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: was like, I literally just got kicked out of a
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: mon talk bar. And I told her like, the next
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: time you're a mon talk anything you need, hit me
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: upright and a fucking that, Like I could have got you.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: I could have got you hooked up at that bar
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: and I could have given her a table service or
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: fucking gotten her.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: I saw a snapchat story from some girl from Chicago
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: who I knew last year, and and it was like
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: a video of Alex Cooper like up on stage at
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: a bar.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Shut up, daddy, gang.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: Dude, that's gonna be us one day.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't want to rat out any of
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: our boys, but I'm pretty sure that like half of
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Barstool was up on the stage at like DJ's and
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Bellmar this past weekend. I'm pretty sure Owen was up
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: on stage fucking napkins or I didn't go up.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: On any of them.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: Owen said that he that he was at a bar
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: and some guy Will turned to him and he was
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: like he's like, not gonna lie, but these barstool guys
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: are fucking losers.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: And now I shut the fuck up.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I know, I definitely would have
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: ye these dudes, these fucking losers. Yeah, I don't get
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: that at all. When I go out, I want to
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: be I don't like go but I when I go out,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: I want to be home.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like going to crowded bars like I
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: like to go to a bar where I get to
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: sit in a booth, divy bar, yeah, and talk to
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: my friends.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna piss myself. I'm gonna come right back.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: What's up, guys, Welcome back to some of the boy
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Dad again. Roan just had to take a little tinkle tinkle.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: I've been crushing caffeine into my body too many goes.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: I have to go uts ootsi. So what dude, Ronie
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: needs utsiots? I needed a uchi uchi really quick. Bro,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: don't fucking get on my case about it.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: Bro Stock when Poopsie is in my ut see, I've
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: been taking poo. I take creatine when I work out.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: It's like in my pre workout, and it makes me piss.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: Like it's like almost to the point where I might
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: have to I might just stop taking it because like
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: I literally can't sit down for more than ten.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Minutes to have and go pee. Your penis is just
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: opening for some reason. My room is dark.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: No, it's clear in my room is My room is
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: just a pit of depression. And like, once I'm in bed,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: it's hard to get myself out of that thing.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: And you just don't want to get up to piss
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: your Your mattress is still on the floor.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: No, my I have I have a I have a
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: bed frame. Probably got a bed frame.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Fucking lie, Bro're trying to convince that you have a
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: bad frame.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: I have.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: I have a fucking bed frame. I don't believe you
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: have a bed frame. And I don't believe that your
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: piss is in the same color as doctor Pepper. It's
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: very dark.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: Your sh it is death. I piss is completely clear. No,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: maybe in the morning. I mean maybe when I piss
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: in the morning, it won't be completely clear. But when
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: I pissing that night, it is water. You can drink
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: that ship and then we'll start mixing it in a flush.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Every once in a while, have you not been flushing?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Sometimes when I piss, when I'm about to get in
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: the shower, I don't flush.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Because you want to save save water. You don't want
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: to get a scalded scalded back.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Because I just forget, Bro, I just fucking forget.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Why don't the shower, bro, why don't you just piss
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: on your leg? Oh, dude, that is so fucking gross.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: Bro, you're the one who pisses in the latest brous
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: your grandpa's pool.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I know you got all.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Sorts of funguses growing off of your feet.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Dude, your fucking your grandfather.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: I know you got toe cheese. Bro, don't even fib
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: your Your.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Pop Pop used to fucking open his eyes underwater after
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: you piss, and you would get fucking stung eyes. Your
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: grandpa will come up with full pink eye conjunct the
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: vitis from your fucking over radio active pins.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: I had to start washing my hands, so I used
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: to get pink eye all the time, as in last year.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: I got pink eye last.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Year, bad yikes.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: And it just didn't go away for so long. And
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: I got to a point where I was like, it's
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: not going to go away ever. You had to start
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: washing your hands. I was like, Damn, something's got a
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: change here. Bro, this isn't right, and it's.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Not gonna be made. Someone's gonna change, and I won't
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: be the fucking one.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: God damn, Bro, my triceps are just aching today.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: Dude. You can barely lift your shit over your head.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: And I had a brutal workout yesterday, work in a
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: stretch routine. Bro, I maxed out yesterday. Shut up one
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: seventy five.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: I had some kids spot me. Turned out he was
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: a fan.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: No way, that's a perfect place for a fan to
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: have their nuts over your head.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: Spotting you that get that different angle you just see
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: right up there. Fucking short ass shortly touched the bar though,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: which I didn't like. Get your hands off of that thing?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: I got was like, what the fuck was that?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Bro? Unfollow me now on all platforms. I don't want you.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: I don't want you looking at my content anymore.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: How did you pick who you were going to ask
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: to spot you?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: The gym was pretty empty and I went to the
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: first yu I saw. I say, hey, can I get
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: a spot?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? He's not very shy about the spots. I'll
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: be honest. When someone asked you to spot them, it
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: feels pretty good. Yeah. Also, like you trust that I'm
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: strong enough to do this.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: You don't all right wrong to spot someone though, but
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: I know, but it's all I you can eat is
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: just like literally like literally like a finger yeah, just
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: like take a but like I was, I was getting
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: it up like it was a clean rep, and then
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden at the end he's like, I'm like,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: brot me finish, broke, get those hands out of there
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: before I fucking chop them off.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: I just want my spotter to just go like wait,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: like work, yeah, light work. I love when they do
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: that push yeah, good, good, good, good guy. I need
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: mine to be like one more, one more.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: I'm like I'm going for three, and then after I
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: finished the third, they're like more morea But I like
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: when they slap me in the face.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: I also love when the dude comes up to me
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: at the gym and like tells me I'm doing an
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: exercise wrong. Oh I've never had that.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: I've had guy come up to Actually, I've had guys
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: come to me and be like, yo, do great for him.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: I I used to have this old lady come to
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: me at my old gym at school and she would
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: be like like they had like the dip bar, you
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: know how you know how they have the dip thing
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: you can attach onto like the bar bell, Like I
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: don't know how to explain it, a dip bar. They
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: have the dip thing and it's sometimes it's an attachment
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: that you can put onto like a squad rack. And
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: I'm carrying it. She's like, are you any help carrying that?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: And I she like worked at the gym, and she
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: was like ninety years old, and she wasn't. She was
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: like very passive, aggressive towards me. And I was like, no,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: I'm good, and she's like, oh, sometimes I need help
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: carrying it. And I'm like, I'm fucking. First of all,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: i'm fucking jacked, so I'm not you.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Second of a man, I'm a man.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Second of all, I'm a man. And then once I'm
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: seventeen and one time I was doing the chest breast
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: thing and I guess I was having my headphones in
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: and I guess they were hitting the things, the plates
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: were hitting the other thing kind of loud, and she
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: was like, you're doing too much weight. And I was
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: like what and she was like, yeah, you're doing.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: So she fucking sunned you. Yeah, so she dragged me.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: Don't tell me how I'm doing too much weight, and
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: then I and then I put more weight on and
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: I'm even louder. Have uh, has ron heard the story
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: of when you dropped the bar in your jugular twice?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Now? Have I told you that you're doing too much weight?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: This time I was doing too much weight. No, surely
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: hite about this story when I dropped the bar on myself.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Have we not talked about it
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: on the podcast?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, So one time I was at the gym and
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: I used to only do this was last year or yeah,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: this was last year. I used to only do dumbbell
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: bench right because it gives you more balance rans your
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: motion and not that yeah, and compensated. I didn't want
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: to drop the weight on me and I'll have a spot.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: So then one day I was like, I'm gonna do
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: bench today because I was like I could bench the
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: sixty pound dumbbells. I was like, I can probably do
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: one thirty five on bench press, so you were.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: About to jump up fifteen oh be yeah, so that's
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: a tall order. So I did it.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: So I started off with like twenty five pounds on
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: each side, got a couple reps in, then I did
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: thirty fives, got a couple of reps in, and then
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, all right, I'm gonna go for one
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: thirty five. And I did it and I did not
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: get it up. And I was by myself at the gym,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: very very crowded gym. It was like the college gym,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: so there's a lot of people there. Everyone there was
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: like a supermodel or like a legitimate bodybuilder.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: What college did you go too? To, Paul?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: But it was like everyone there was literally everyone at
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: the gym was fucking jacked or like a Sports illustrated
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: swimsuit model at the Paul. Yeah, at the gym. I
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: think he went to a different school and you don't
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: really and I think you went to US. So Paul
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: is like twenty thousand students.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: And they're all there's there's that many supermodels there.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: I mean the gym was like, I don't know how
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: to describe it, and then the people just look gym.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: Dude next to me literally like a bodybuild, deroyed it
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: out of his mind.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: His traps are like the size of fucking boulders.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm like, and he's doing he's doing shrugs
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: with three hundred and fifteen pounds, three plates on each side.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: What Yeah, So he actually wasn't and he had a
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: mouth guard in What the fuck? Because it gets great
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: for airflow. It's great for air flow. It helps my breathing,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: and and I'm doing so the bar's stuck on top
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: of me, and I'm like trying to roll it down.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: Towards your penis. But i mean, like, think about the
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: worst case scenario it gets or best case scenario gets
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: down to your penis and just crushes you to roll
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: it over your penis and knees.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I get it down. I'm like I'm rolling
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: it and I'm like trying to lift it up again.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to go for it, but I can't get
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: it up. And then he like turns and he looks
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: at me, and he like spits his mouthguard out, drops
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: his weight on the ground, goes over, grabs the weight
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: off of me.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: And literally slams it down on the ground and he
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: goes ask for a spot next time.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Bro, And the whole fucking gym turns it looks at me,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, yeah, I'm sorry.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my, And then that's the most embarrassing thing I've
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: ever heard.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I and then I go over to
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: the dumbbells after this fucking scene just breaks out and
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck is I'm just gonna just crying. I'm like,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna get my My cheeks are on fire
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: because I'm so embarrassed. My cheeks are so red. I
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: go over to the dumbbells and I'm like, all right,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go, uh, just do my regular chest work out,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: no bench press today, and I take a forty five
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: pound dumbell. So I'm like, I'm gonna knock it down
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: a notch. I'm not gonna do my usual weight and
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: I take the forty five.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: So you knocked it down from one thirty five to
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: forty five.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: Forty five pound dumbells on each side.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: So but tonight. Yeah.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: So and I do two reps, get to the top,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: I drop one of the dumbells and it just smashes
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: against my chest.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Why did you drop? And I'm like ah, And then
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: this guy comes up to me. He's like, yo, bro, like,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: don't be afraid to ask for a spot right afterwards.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: This directly afterwards, and I just packed my shit up
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: and I went home.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to do that. Yeah, yeah, I changed gym,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: so I didn't go back to the gym for like
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: two weeks. Yeah, definitely, Like you came back with a
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: new haircut. Yeah, it's probably dress mortifying came up with
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: a whole new more. While oh my god, like.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: Failing reps isn't bad. It's like obviously happens to everyone, but.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Like, not like that.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: Ask for a fucking spot, bro, Ask for a spot
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: next time, bro. And also I didn't even I left
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: out this part, but this part haunts me daily. Right
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: after I filled the bench press, I put on thirty
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: five pounds on each side, and I was like, I'm
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: just gonna do this, and like it didn't register to
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: me again. I was like, I'm not going to ask
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: for a spot. For some reason, I was like, I'm
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: not going to ask for a spot. And the guy's like,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: do you need a spot?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Are you good?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: And I'm like yeah, And I do three reps and
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: on the third rep it was coming. It was going
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: back down and I'm like, I literally just took every
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: single thing I had in my body to get that up.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: I was like, this is not happening again. Oh man,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: if it happened again, I think they would have kicked
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: me out of the gym.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: They would have just been like, you're too little of
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: a boy.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was, I and I and I didn't
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: realize either that like when you fail, you're not supposed
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: to click when you're benching out yourself, you're not supposed
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: to have clips on because then you can like kind
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: of like push it to the side and have the
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: weight slide off.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: But you had clips on, I wasn't going anywhere. Well,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: that shit was stuck. But the third one, it was
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: like like I put.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Everything you actually screamed out loud, dude. I put everything
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: I had. And then that's when I went over to
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: the dumbells. And that's when that's right after that is
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: when I dropped dumbell on myself.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: But how are you even supposed to get from like
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: the free weights to the like how do you get
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: to the big boy weights anyway? Like you need to.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like you need to have that terrible awkward experience.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to be on that now and now I and
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: the next now I do now bench is like my
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: favorite exercise. Oh well, bro, as I weightlift, I hid
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: won seventy five yesterday, So it's your calling.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Card.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Your bench press is your calling card. As a power lifter,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: bench press is always gonna be your calling car.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: I used to not do barbells at all, and now
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: now I love I only really do uh what's it called.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: But I mean, you just got to worry about your
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: stabilize your muscles.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's gonna even you out, obviously, but you
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: just have to make sure your stabilizers are right.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: You know that.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I still do dumbells, like I'll do
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: bench and then I'll do like incline dumbbell. But I
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: really like doing incline bench press. Oh yeah, it's really fun.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite workouts.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: It's fun. Yeah, you're just fucking laughing.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, dude, I went to a fucking uh
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: see how low I can get?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: Just look short, little boy? Makes does make you look younger.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: People don't know that I'm like two feet taller than you.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: Shut the fuck ro and makes me sit down low
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: so it doesn't make him look so fucking short.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: I make you stand in the back of the video
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: so it doesn't fuck up my perspective.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Kansas City video came out kind of came
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: out well, kind of came out fucking fire.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: People are like sass, you know, fucking you know barbecue.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: Literally every clap with me is just going, that's really
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: fucking good, and everyone's like, dude, sas was actually a really.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Good ad to this.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really that's was so pleasant in this video,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: and I'm just like, that's really good.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Those videos are the best because like you don't have to.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: It's like pretty funny that like Barstool paid like a
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: over one thousand dollars for me, like fly out there
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: and put me in like a nice ass hotel just
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: for me to every thirty seconds ago. This was really
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: fucking good, like I did like less than Glenny does,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: like the Sunday Conversations videos, but that was also I mean,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: we just got the little sketch did well.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: We just did.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: It's not like five hundred thousand likes on TikTok, does it? Yeah?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Where I posted it literally yesterday and it got five
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: hundred thousand likes in one day. Likes likes, not even views,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: got two point five million views.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: It's got two point six and five hundred and two thousand.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: Shut up, bro? Did you do you give me? The
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Directed by credit in it. I did not because your
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: buddy directed that. No shot it.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: I directed it. I don't think you directed. I think
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: I actually directed that.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: No, you that was my idea. You wrote it, wrote
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: the joke.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: In one second. I was like, this is fucking gold.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was the casting agency. Actually, no, it
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: worked out well.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: I feel peop would have thought those people were like
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: actors or some shit, but like they were literally just
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: strangers that we asked to be in the video, which
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: was cool.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think anyone thought that they were just like
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: actors we hired in Kansas City. Actually, I don't think
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: anyone even thought of you.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: We fucked up the original clip though, because in the
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: in the other one that you can hear me say
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: now laugh, No, we.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Left that in on purpose. Why you should have cut
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: it out? It wouldn't be way better. It makes you
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: way funnier. That is all right, all right now laugh.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: It would have been so much better if you couldn't
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: hear that part. To me, that's way funnier. But I mean,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: if you want to come on season two, where are
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: you guys going?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: Do you have any idea? Are you guys going to Europe?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Wherever? I mean, I think that's a season three thing.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: I think we got to do another season in the
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: United States. We got to knock out like fucking crackbcakes
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: or some ship or like fucking you bro missed me
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: on that episode what brokes? What You've never had a
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: crab cake? I've had crab cakes before.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: Bro. I'm from the fucking from the fucking Islands, from
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: the beach.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: I'm from Nantucket. I grew up.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: My mom used to pack me crab cakes for lunch.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: And you're just all crab caked out. You have a crabcake,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Would you ever do pizza?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's the boss man's territory.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Actually, I fucking when I when I started doing food,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: he fucking he called me into the office and fucking
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: grabbed my collar and ripped me across the desk and
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: was like, don't fucking think about doing pizza. Did you
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: say that? Oh my god? He almost fucking he like
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: dragged me across your He didn't fucking he didn't punch me,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: but he he slapped me. But it wasn't like it's
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: not your fault. No, I was at I was asking
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: for it. I was definitely bro and it's not your fault. No,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: I was the way that I came into the office.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: It was on me. I bust. It's probably just the
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: way that and it's not a fault. It's not It's fine.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: Should we end it there?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, thanks for listening, guys, We'll be back
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  Speaker 3: next week. Also, special guest next week on this week
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: next week's episode. No no, No Special guests sometime sometime soon.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: Maybe not next week's episode.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Special guests sometime soon. Live show.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: Also, we have a live show in the works, which
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: we'll get more details on later. Thanks for listening.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are we gonna? Wait? What are we gonna
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: do for the live show? What is that gonna be? Like?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: We're just gonna sit there and crack jokes just like this,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: Probably i'd like the fucking on the stage of a bar.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: We're just gonna what kind of chairs were even gonna
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: sit in?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: I'm sure we'll I'm sure the chairs will figure out.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Because I'm not standing out.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: We should lay in the hammocks. That's the least of
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: my worries is the chairs.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want to fucking wait, wait with the hammock's face.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Roan's really nervous. What kind of chairs are we gonna say?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're any chairs that they have at the place,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: just like anything, you know, but the chairs, we're not
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: thinking about the chairs.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: You think that it's a free concern and you're gonna
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: go out there, You're gonna get the wrong chair and
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: someone's gonna see up your fucking pant leg and see
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: your see your.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: Shriveled peaks wear pants had new onesie that I just
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: ordered from me. Undis did like purposely use a barstool
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: in his stand up special Barshol Sports Brother.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: No, I doubt it.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: A lot of can A lot of comedians have bartol.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, marsh to Portnoy when they do it.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: If a comedian has a barstool on the stage, it's
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: a little tip of the cat to the boss man.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: I feel like they all just use that exact model.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: But yeah, everyone was like, oh, like that's really cool.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah No, that's like a very traditional stand up comedy thing.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: It's a barstool.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: There's like my favorite, uh my favorite tavern back home.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: I would walk in and they had a bunch of
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: a bunch of barstools, like right in front of the
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: bar as I walked in, and I was like, you
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: guys knew I was coming.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: Barstool Guyva viva, guys, viva, thanks for.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Setting it up like this. You didn't need to do this.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: You really didn't need to do this. And they acted confused,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: but they knew what the fun was out. Yeah, so
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: what the deal with us? But yeah, a live show,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: why don't we do it? Why do we have to
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: do it at a bar?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: Why don't we do it at like a.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: Fan It's not the bar that we were talking about.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: There's like a private room where they have like concerts
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: and ship shut up. Yeah, so are people going to
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: be sitting down or standing? Hopefully sitting down? I don't
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: want to do a standing home.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: Oh you care if people are sitting down or standing?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: Huh, well I care if the if the if the
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: audience is sitting down, I'm gonna be like standing there
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: just like that. No one wants to go to a
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: comedy show.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: And just stand. I want the audience standing all on.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: Molly, Yeah, you think she is funny trying to get
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: heckle No, yeah, definitely, We're gonna hire some I'm gonna
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: hire some hecklers.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: To only heckle you. Yeah, but I'm gonna hire a
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: camera crew so I can have like Roan owns heckler. Yeah, hey,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: what do you what do you do for the Yeah,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: this guy no construction. Why don't you go build me
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: a fucking bridge and get up get over it? Yeah,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: you go crazy for that. That would be fucking it awesome.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: What does this guy do? You gotta sleeping together? And ye,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: why don't you even sure? These nuts? Holy shit? How
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: did he come up with that? We should have a
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: mic setup and people can like like line up to
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: walk up to it, like when someone controversial talks to
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: the college and everyone like can come up to the
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: front crowd. Yeah, change my mind.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: So like you said that, you said that the cops
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: made you put you kiss each other when you call
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: nine one one, those people are trying to shoot you.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: Someone will really put our feet to the fire and
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: call us out. Bullshit, it didn't happen. Someone. You said
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: school shooters should get more pussy.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, our school shooters shouldn't get more pussy. Change
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: my mind.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: Some school shooters are gonna come in and fucking try
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: and defend themselves. Probably that's like our fan base. The
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: fucking people out in Colorado.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: Everyone's coming in with trench coats on. It's like a
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: school shooter convention.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Our live show. We're gonna come out with some guys
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: that are coming out. Son of a boy, dad, trench.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: Coats coming out of saved my fucking life so well
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: now and now save me so I could kill all
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: these people, Yeah, and be out by the time I'm eighteen.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: That's the dream. You got to do it a thirteen.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: But come, it'll be good. But come, yeah, for sure.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, tickets are not available, and we also don't know
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: where it's going to be so but we need it'll
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: be out. We'll figure out soon. Probably by next episode,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: we'll have more details.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: On it for sure, for sure. Sure. All right, thanks guys. Peace,