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DLHS Hour 3 | Chris Spencer Joins DLHS Crew · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 3: And welcome back to the DL Hughley Show. Right now,
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  Speaker 3: we're going to get ready to find out everything we
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  Speaker 3: can about Chris Spencer.
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  Speaker 1: You were replaced by Sinbad on Vibe, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever been replaced by Sinbad in any love relationship?
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  Speaker 4: No. Damn.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: There was a time in Iowa.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to think about it. Right, in the mines.
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  Speaker 6: This is uncomfortable. That's a racially ambiguous child out there
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  Speaker 6: confused about which comedian he is. He's really thinking.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: It couldn't have possibly happened.
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  Speaker 3: Would you ever be interested in creating the show Real
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  Speaker 3: Husbands of Calabasas?
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  Speaker 5: Of Calabasas. No.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 5: I don't see the humor.
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  Speaker 1: But you created a lot of shows.
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  Speaker 5: I created a couple of shows. Real Husbands of Hollywood,
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  Speaker 5: White Famous, which was Buddy Lewis and I created. And
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  Speaker 5: then they fired us. and then hired a 60-year-old white
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  Speaker 5: man to tell us how black comedians should talk and act.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: They fired you, but you still got a check, though.
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  Speaker 5: I got a check, but it wasn't a deal check.
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  Speaker 6: Right, right.
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  Speaker 1: You would have killed yourself over that check.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was time.
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  Speaker 1: White Famous was hilarious, though.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't think so.
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  Speaker 1: Me neither.
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  Speaker 5: No, they missed the boat on what we were trying
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  Speaker 5: to do, because there's a difference between being white famous
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  Speaker 5: and black famous. Black famous is like, you know, The
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  Speaker 5: comedians who sell out. He still had money. He could
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  Speaker 5: sell out all over the country. You know him in Detroit.
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  Speaker 5: You know him in Chicago. But you don't know him
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  Speaker 5: on Ventura.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 5: He would be at the red carpet of a big movie.
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  Speaker 5: And they'd be like, is that the guy? That's the
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  Speaker 5: guy at the end. Like Tyler Perry.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, but you can't remember his name.
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  Speaker 5: And all of a sudden, Zach Galifianakis comes in and
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  Speaker 5: they move you out the way.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: You got it.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 5: You can get in line free. You go straight to
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  Speaker 5: the front at Roscoe's. White people know you.
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  Speaker 6: As the guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So you are a Jamaican-American.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: What percentage of your blood is around? Everybody. I'm part Appleton, part.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody in the family is Jamaican. It was a time
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  Speaker 5: when I was a kid. They better be Jamaican. They
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  Speaker 5: better be Jamaican. No, there was a time when I
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't claim it. Why?
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  Speaker 4: Really.
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  Speaker 5: Because it wasn't cool. It wasn't cool until Shabba. You
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  Speaker 5: know what I mean? Like, when you're a kid and
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  Speaker 5: you're the only Jamaican in Inglewood and everybody's like, yo,
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  Speaker 5: they Jamaican, they Jamaican. I remember one time we was
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  Speaker 5: at a shoe store and there was a roster there.
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  Speaker 5: They was like, hey, man, this dude Jamaican. He don't
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  Speaker 5: want to act like he Jamaican. I'm like, I ain't
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  Speaker 5: no Jamaican. And the roster dude was like, where your
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  Speaker 5: mother born? I was like, Jamaica? He said, where your
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  Speaker 5: father born? I was like, Jamaica. He said, well, if
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  Speaker 5: two goats have a kid in a pigsty, where I'm from?
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  Speaker 5: I was like. Jamaica? I don't understand this joke, sir.
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  Speaker 5: And that's when I finally realized it don't matter where
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  Speaker 5: your parents had you. If that's their blood, that's what's
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  Speaker 5: running through your veins. It got to be rough to
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  Speaker 5: go from Jamaica to Englewood. That was nice. That's how
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  Speaker 5: I got funny. Because I had to, everybody was joning
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  Speaker 5: on me, bagging on me, capping on me, whatever word
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  Speaker 5: you use. And I had to be able to fight
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  Speaker 5: multiple people.
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  Speaker 1: So what is your parents, so you.
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  Speaker 2: Ate, managed water, ackee, salt fish, all that type of stuff?
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  Speaker 3: Everything.
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  Speaker 5: Everything.
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  Speaker 1: And they came right from Jamaica to here.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: My father had a soccer scholarship to Compton College. They
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  Speaker 5: didn't give soccer scholarships to Compton College. Swear to God.
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  Speaker 5: Swear to God. But listen, if you're a junior college
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  Speaker 5: in the 60s and you're trying to compete with these
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  Speaker 5: other people who are getting into Australia, let's go get
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  Speaker 5: some Jamaicans.
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  Speaker 1: We need some territory.
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  Speaker 5: Let's go get some.
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  Speaker 6: So it was like 14 of them.
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  Speaker 5: You got a point. They call themselves the Magnificent Seven.
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  Speaker 5: It was like seven Jamaicans they brought over here. I
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  Speaker 5: think they won state championship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They won.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they was great. They better have.
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  Speaker 1: They brought them all the way over here.
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  Speaker 2: And then how fast did you go from Compton to Englewood?
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  Speaker 5: Remember, that was an upgrade.
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  Speaker 1: That was.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was like.
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  Speaker 1: You could only live in, you could live in Compton.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: You could live in Englewood.
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  Speaker 1: You could live in Carson or you could live in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of LA. That's all you could live with.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: So it was the Jefferson's music played as we drove.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, bye.
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  Speaker 6: Did your daddy walk into the building pointing at his butt? Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: He's an arborvitae.
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  Speaker 3: What's the most amount of weigh-ins you've hired?
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  Speaker 5: No, they've hired me.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I used to do all the weigh-ins movies early on.
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  Speaker 5: I did Blank Man. I did Don't Be a Menace
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  Speaker 5: in South Central. Oh, I love that movie. I did
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  Speaker 5: Lowdown Dirty Shame. And then they made Atheon, and he
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  Speaker 5: took my spot.
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  Speaker 1: He's lighter.
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  Speaker 5: Lighter.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that.
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  Speaker 5: And he's German.
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  Speaker 6: He's part German.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know what happened is we had a little,
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  Speaker 5: remember when my show launched, Kenan's show launched the same time.
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  Speaker 4: And so.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about Vibe.
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  Speaker 5: Vibe, yeah. So then there was a lot of tension,
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  Speaker 5: but it was kind of weird. Like me and Sean
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  Speaker 5: were close, and then me and Sean weren't close no more.
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 5: Well, what really happened was after I got fired, they
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  Speaker 5: wanted me to come on the Kenan Ivey Wayans show.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, I'm not coming on that show.
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  Speaker 5: I've been competing against this dude. I'm going to go
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  Speaker 5: over there and wave a white flag. So I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 5: I'm not coming. But then Chris Rock called me and said, yo,
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  Speaker 5: you need to come do my show. And I was like, no,
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  Speaker 5: I can't do it. I told Kenan I'm not doing
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  Speaker 5: this show. He's like, dude, how long was your show on?
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  Speaker 5: I said, 11 weeks. He said, you've been unfunny for
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  Speaker 5: 11 weeks. Oh, wow. Come on my show and let
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  Speaker 5: America know you're funny.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, God.
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  Speaker 1: It takes a good friend to give you the truth.
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  Speaker 3: Remember, you can hear more of our discussion every day
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  Speaker 3: local listings. We'll be back coming up on the DL
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  Speaker 3: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: It is now time to give a deserving someone the
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  Speaker 1: Shoe Booty of.
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  Speaker 5: The Week Award.
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  Speaker 6: And now, it's time for the Shoe Booty of the
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  Speaker 6: Week Award. Mitch McConnell. is an American politician and attorney
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  Speaker 6: who has been a United States Senator from Kentucky since 1985.
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  Speaker 6: And has been Kentucky's Senior U.S. Senator since 1999. As
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  Speaker 6: Majority Leader of the Republican Party, McConnell is in his
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  Speaker 6: 70th Senate term, making him the longest-serving Senator in Kentucky.
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  Speaker 6: Kentucky history. Wow. So, why is Mitch the Turtle McConnell
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  Speaker 6: this week's recipient of the Shoe Booty of the Week Award?
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  Speaker 6: He gets the shoe booty for people wheeling him in
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  Speaker 6: Congress like Weekend at Bernie's. After a fall at home, pneumonia, rehab,
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  Speaker 6: and roughly 100 days of what his office called recovery,
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  Speaker 6: MIA Mitch rolled onto the Senate floor like a guy
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  Speaker 6: who got lost on the way to the gift shop
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  Speaker 6: and just decided to stay. He arrived in a wheelchair,
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  Speaker 6: bruised hands, voice doing that thing where it starts a
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  Speaker 6: sentence and then checks out halfway through. Do you understand
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  Speaker 6: the words that are coming out of my mouth? And
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  Speaker 6: the first words out of his mouth to reporters were
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  Speaker 6: basically a weak hello and a crooked thumbs up. It
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  Speaker 6: didn't look like a comeback. It looked like a hostage
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  Speaker 6: finally coming home and he didn't know he was home.
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  Speaker 5: Hello?
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  Speaker 6: Hello?
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  Speaker 5: Anybody home?
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  Speaker 6: He looked like a zombie and had a weird facial
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  Speaker 6: expression like he was AARPing in his pants.
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  Speaker 5: I don't feel so good.
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  Speaker 6: He looks like he lost an argument with a turtleneck.
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  Speaker 6: His skin looks like leftover mashed potatoes. He looks like
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  Speaker 6: he should be on a cover of a funeral home brochure.
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  Speaker 6: And look, I don't want to pile on a guy
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  Speaker 6: who just spent the summer in the hospital and a
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  Speaker 6: rehab center. Polio after effects are real, but this is
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  Speaker 6: also the same man who spent years treating the Senate
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  Speaker 6: like a luxury timeshare. He only showed up when it
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  Speaker 6: was convenient. So when he vanishes for 100 days, releases
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  Speaker 6: a couple of photos that look like they were taken
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  Speaker 6: by a witness protection program, and then rolls back in
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  Speaker 6: like nothing happened.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, what was the question?
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  Speaker 6: People are going to make turtle jokes. That's the deal.
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  Speaker 6: You can't look like a Galapagos tortoise for 40 years
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  Speaker 6: and then act shocked when America takes shots. They call
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  Speaker 6: this a comeback, but it's more like a farewell tour.
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  Speaker 6: And that's why the shoe booty of the week award
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  Speaker 6: goes to Mitch McConnell. Now here's a swift kick in
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  Speaker 6: the ass.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for what you need to know with
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  Speaker 1: the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 4: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. The
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  Speaker 4: United States military completed its final troop withdrawal from Iraq,
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  Speaker 4: formally concluding a 12-year combat and anti-terrorism deployment under Operation
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  Speaker 4: Inherent Resolve as Iraqi officials declared a national holiday to
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  Speaker 4: mark the full departure of foreign forces. In Mississippi, civil
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  Speaker 4: rights demonstrators gathered outside the Jackson County courthouse demanding justice
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  Speaker 4: for 18-year-old Nolan Wells following a local grand jury decision
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  Speaker 4: declining to issue criminal indictments in the house. college athlete's
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  Speaker 4: death this summer. In California, a federal judge officially terminated
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  Speaker 4: 23 years of federal oversight governing the Oakland Police Department,
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  Speaker 4: ending judicial monitoring established under the 2003 Oakland Riders corruption settlement.
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  Speaker 4: And in Utah, 71-year-old Douglas Carter was released on bail
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  Speaker 4: after 41 years on death row after newly analyzed DNA
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  Speaker 4: evidence from a 1985 murder scene completely excluded him.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 4: Be informed.
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  Speaker 1: Be empowered. Thank you so much, Sybil.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. More of the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show is coming up on the D.L.
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  Speaker 5: Hughley Show.