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Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – do you ever refer to bread as 'raw toast'? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

• 0:07
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Thanks.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: Harmon aid. How are you doing? Listen?
• 0:13
  Speaker 3: I'm finding from the census period you have thirty seconds
• 0:16
  Speaker 3: to answer a quick server for your country.
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: All right, okay? Do you ever refer to bread as
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: raw toast?
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: No? So, why does Adam and Eve always have belly
• 0:26
  Speaker 3: buttons in their pictures?
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: I'll say they?
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, we just.
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: Haven't that you could drink milk from a cow? And
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: what was he really up to before he discovered this?
• 0:43
  Speaker 3: Have you ever played hide and seek? I need to
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: find out days later that nobody was looking for you. No,
• 0:51
  Speaker 3: is a death certificate a ghost's birth certificate? Now, when
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: nature calls you ever let it go to voicemail? How
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: late should the internet be open on the weekends.
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing it four hours?
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: Where do you go if you get retrained from your
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: job at the unemployment office?
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: You don't do things at the unemployment of You go
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: to I really don't know us.
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: Have you ever googled Google?
• 1:24
  Speaker 3: No? How do you know if you have got memory loss?
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: Just where you notice it? Then sometimes you notice when
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: you forget things that you just used to forget.
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: Are you aware that humans relaxed to the sounds of birds?
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: Screaming for six.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: You caught me at a bad time.
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: Get at breakfast now, Okay, I tell so, Okay, well
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: I just got I just got one more question, so
• 1:53
  Speaker 3: don't worry about that.
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: Do you find my voice attractive?
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: That's just a suitable
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: It's suitable, suitable, What a gentleman.