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The Ring camera is talking. · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wakes up John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what's cracker like?
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  Speaker 1: And this is the big boss dove snoopy decle double
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  Speaker 1: gigsel dang boom. What you don't do J.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about Rich Jen t and we're not
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  Speaker 2: talking about last.
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  Speaker 1: If the one and only dog.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the glasses lastly big smu eagle double giggle
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  Speaker 3: in your face to.
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  Speaker 1: Be and in the place to be. And you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to John Jay and Rich wake lass sucks.
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  Speaker 4: John Jy and Rich calls at eight seven seven nine
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  Speaker 4: three seven one oh four seven text us text JJ
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  Speaker 4: or whatever you want to say to ninety six eight
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  Speaker 4: ninety three kind of have this ongoing storyline. We're gonna
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  Speaker 4: be dropping a bunch of John Jy and Rich merch,
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  Speaker 4: love up merch and love puff merch.
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  Speaker 1: One of the items on the John J. Rich merch,
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  Speaker 1: says John J.
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  Speaker 4: Rich on it, and the other side of the cup,
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  Speaker 4: coffee muggs is gonna say, wake your ass up. And
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  Speaker 4: we were looking for suggestions to put on coffee mugs.
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  Speaker 4: This person says you do put lord and behold in.
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  Speaker 4: Other ones says put I'm new to the coffee world.
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  Speaker 3: Is perfect for a coffee, Like, how do we not
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  Speaker 3: already have that?
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  Speaker 4: I know, I know there's one that says, whoa Larry?
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  Speaker 4: That's the Kyle thing. There's actually quite Oh, somebody wants
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  Speaker 4: us to make a shirt. It says Kyle, please make
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  Speaker 4: dude shirt. Where sus Kyle saying, I think you're looking
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  Speaker 4: at this all wrong. Yes, it's a T shirt and
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  Speaker 4: it's a silver in silver writing. She says she always
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  Speaker 4: finds a silver lining. Thanks for making me laugh every day.
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  Speaker 1: Love you guys, Glasshassle. Yeah exactly. That's a good one too. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: if you keep them coming.
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  Speaker 4: Text JJR and whatever your suggestion is for us to
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  Speaker 4: put on a shirt or a coffee mug Jenna, good.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: Morning, you're on the air.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah you want to hear it? Like the most mortifying
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  Speaker 5: story ever. Sure, So I accidentally became the neighborhood criminal
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  Speaker 5: because I tried to surprise my boyfriend with one of
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  Speaker 5: those like big giant romantic yard sign for his graduation.
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  Speaker 5: He's he just got his master's degree, and so I
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  Speaker 5: was outside at two am because I wanted him to
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  Speaker 5: wake up to it, and I'm out there hammering this
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  Speaker 5: year's like we love you, Tyler signed to the lawn,
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  Speaker 5: but apparently it was it was dark because the street
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  Speaker 5: lands were on and I did not know I was
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  Speaker 5: in the wrong yard. So then after a little while,
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  Speaker 5: the homeowner's ring camera starts talking to me like hello,
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  Speaker 5: who are you? So I freak out, panic and run,
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  Speaker 5: but of course, like a dingus, I left this sign
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  Speaker 5: behind sturn. The next morning, my boyfriend sends me a
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  Speaker 5: Facebook post from the neighborhood group with screenshots of me
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  Speaker 5: like mid sprint holding a mallet. It's like the title
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  Speaker 5: of is like suspicious woman terrorizing cold a sack. But
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  Speaker 5: the best part is my mom's on the group and
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  Speaker 5: she saw it and she's like, Jennifer, you need to
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  Speaker 5: call me.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like the neighbor though, it's like wouldn't they
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  Speaker 6: say why didn't they see that?
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  Speaker 3: We love Tyler sang like like you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 3: Like it's.
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  Speaker 1: Dark, maybe they read the song. They're just like someone's
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  Speaker 1: in front of our yard and they like go.
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  Speaker 6: Through all the effort to post it in the group
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  Speaker 6: and like talk maybe the minute and go see exactly,
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  Speaker 6: like go and look, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, you know, like the crazy X or something.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they don't know have you are you guys
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  Speaker 1: watching My Friends and Neighbors.
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  Speaker 3: I've been watching a little bit of it.
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  Speaker 1: Are you watching it? Jenna?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: I love that show.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, do you see the most recent episode?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it's very so the the uh, these neighbors put
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  Speaker 4: up a portagehn right on the border of this this
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  Speaker 4: house and it smells, so the the two girls get
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  Speaker 4: drunk and decide to tip it over. And as they're
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  Speaker 4: tipping over the portajohn into the knit like, the lights
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  Speaker 4: turn on and the siren goes off whatever, and the
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  Speaker 4: owners come out and they try to run and one
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  Speaker 4: girl runs and slips into the portagohn stuff face down
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  Speaker 4: in its blue and it smells, and then she gets arrested.
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  Speaker 4: It has to go to jail, Yeah, and they she
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  Speaker 4: stays there overnight because they show her.
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  Speaker 3: It ends.
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  Speaker 4: The episode ends with her coming out and it's all
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  Speaker 4: dry and there's a white outfit and white pajama.
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  Speaker 3: Show.
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  Speaker 4: It's very very small comedy. It's more uh that that
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  Speaker 4: was a funny scene that happened. It was much like
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  Speaker 4: like Jenna's story. I mean, it turned out to be
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  Speaker 4: funny anyway. Jedna, thanks for sharing it could be Yes, Yes,
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  Speaker 4: thank you for calling in which is funny.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I put on my Facebook, I said, what's the dumbest
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  Speaker 4: thing someone in your neighborhood Facebook group is fighting about
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  Speaker 4: this week?
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 1: And it just kind of reminds me of Jenda stuff.
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  Speaker 4: But I see sour door bread and whether or not
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  Speaker 4: somebody should pay for a starter and make it themselves.
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  Speaker 4: This is so dumb. What do you what do they
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  Speaker 4: fight about in the group Facebook? I'm fighting about the
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  Speaker 4: amount of people asking what time Walmart is open, whether
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  Speaker 4: or not some woman should be using a neck roller.
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  Speaker 3: Those are a lot more interesting than my mom Facebook
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  Speaker 3: group stuff.
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  Speaker 1: One of the dumbest things someone in your neighborhood face.
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  Speaker 1: What are they fighting about in yours?
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  Speaker 6: They're fighting about the water prices going up in Gilbert,
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  Speaker 6: and they're fighting about the kids on the east scooters
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  Speaker 6: and the e bikes all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Those bikes are problems, and it's like it's.
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  Speaker 3: The people that are like going back and forth.
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  Speaker 6: It's like these kids on e bikes are awful, and
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  Speaker 6: then you have the other people who are like, I
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  Speaker 6: really saw this really nice kid on an e bike,
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  Speaker 6: And then they all go back and forth and there's
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  Speaker 6: like hundreds of comment.
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  Speaker 4: The thing is with the e by kids, is that
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  Speaker 4: somebody's gonna get hurt. Some by kills to get killed.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, rules.
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  Speaker 4: They're zipping through parking lotsters, zipping through streets, sidewalks and
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  Speaker 4: they looks so well.
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  Speaker 3: And we were just at my son's baseball gaming the
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  Speaker 3: other night and someone was zipping through the park of
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  Speaker 3: the baseball game and it literally almost ran over at Toddler.
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  Speaker 6: It's just crazy sad when they're like crossing the street
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  Speaker 6: and like flipping cars on and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But like, if you could do a responsibly e bike.
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  Speaker 1: Away, Aila, Aila, how do you say your name? Ayla? Hi,
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  Speaker 1: you're on the air. It's John Day and Rich good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Hey, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: I do have a story for you about.
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  Speaker 2: I got locked on the rooftop of my apartment complex
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  Speaker 2: and I was there for like six hours and it
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  Speaker 2: was daytime and hot.
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  Speaker 1: Were you sunbathing or were you just hanging out?
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  Speaker 6: I was so no.
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  Speaker 2: I was like it was in the morning. I got
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  Speaker 2: my book and my iced coffee, and then after thirty
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  Speaker 2: minutes of reading, I decided to leave. But I found
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  Speaker 2: out that I locked myself out like in on the
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  Speaker 2: rooftop and the sun was like getting hotter and hotter,
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  Speaker 2: so I started to panic, and then I looked down
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  Speaker 2: and try to like call for help. And then suddenly
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  Speaker 2: also my phone died too. And I saw this girl
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  Speaker 2: that I have beef with in the apartment and she
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  Speaker 2: literally said, like, karme's a bitch, like she yelled it
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  Speaker 2: up to.
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  Speaker 5: Me, and.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, like it was insane because I was
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  Speaker 2: there for three to four hours and I started to
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  Speaker 2: beg for her to just get security, to get help
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  Speaker 2: for me or do anything. I was like basically on
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  Speaker 2: my knees, and she just could not.
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  Speaker 3: Budge what's the beef?
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  Speaker 6: Like why do you have beef with your neighbor to
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  Speaker 6: the point where like she would leave you stranded on
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  Speaker 6: a rooftop.
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  Speaker 2: Two years ago, when I accidentally reported her car to
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  Speaker 2: the apartment to hotline because I just thought, like, someone's
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  Speaker 2: still my parking spot, and it just turns out it
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  Speaker 2: was my mistake. It was her assigned spot. The clause
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  Speaker 2: is a really big convenience for her, and she'd never
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  Speaker 2: forgot about it.
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  Speaker 4: I still think, you know, I gotta say I think
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  Speaker 4: about somebody I don't like, and if I saw him
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  Speaker 4: stranded on the on the roof, I think I would still.
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  Speaker 1: Help, right, did you die.
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  Speaker 3: There a couple of hours?
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  Speaker 1: It's like your fault, I didn't go. That's tough. That
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  Speaker 1: is tough man. Well, I think I was like the.
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  Speaker 2: A whole, Like I was kind of the person like
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  Speaker 2: what like two years ago when that happened, I was
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  Speaker 2: insistent that someone stole it, and so we kind of
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  Speaker 2: had this like back and forth argument going on, and
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  Speaker 2: every time we walked past each other, like since two
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  Speaker 2: years and ongoing, we've always had this like like mean
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  Speaker 2: like stare down. So I think that just sucks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have like a nemesis.
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  Speaker 2: Nemesis at home?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Great story. Thanks for sharing that with us.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks