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#260: Cherry Falls (1999) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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movie? Don't be coy, avoid or make void
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the topic because that ain't going to stop it.
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Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows many will
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Let's talk about sex baby. Well, going to watch your least
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favorite Scary movie, The podcast where we talk about the
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good, the bad, the ugly, and the absurd in all of our favorite.
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Family's. Favorite scary movies?
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Because we believe every horror movie rightfully has its fan
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base even. If we don't always get it.
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My name is Travis. My name is.
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Justin and welcome everybody to our Patreon voted episode.
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This month we are talking about Cherry Falls.
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This is also our Valentine's Day episode.
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I know tomorrow is Valentine's Day for all You Beautiful
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people. So we got you all hot and heavy
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movie. Yeah, to really get this enjoy
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that was. Gonna say something gross so I'm
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glad you finished that Sunday. Yeah, sorry, we just got off our
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Tokyo Gore police episode. Our minds in really weird place.
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That's why. Yeah, yeah.
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It's hard to jump from that to this, but we're gonna do that
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today. Indeed we are.
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Yeah. The only announcement I have is
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that we covered our 2B or Not to Be episode this past weekend and
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it was on Tokyo Gore Police. So be sure to go check out both
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our episode and the movie itself.
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Yep, watch the movie first if possible.
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If not, then go on that journey with us.
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Yeah, I really, I, I'm pretty sure I said on the episode,
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like, I feel like we could tell you everything that's going to
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happen in the movie and it's still not going to feel real
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until you're watching it yourself, so.
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And I, I backed that up. I think that that's accurate.
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All right, so we have our poll from last week.
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We talked about Blink twice and we just wanted to ask everybody
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how real is brunch? How real is it?
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So 14% have said sqrt -1. Jesse, please explain to the
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people what that means. It's not a real number.
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That would mean brunch is not real.
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OK. Thank you.
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Sqrt -1 = I. It's I people.
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It's not even a number. So 14% said I I, 29% said I've
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heard of it, and 57% so fucking real.
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God brunch is so fucking real man.
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Brunch is fucking real. So fucking real.
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So, so fucking real wins. It's it's deemed yeah.
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So it is spoken. So it is written.
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Yes. OK, so now with all of that out
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of the way, how about we get into Cherry Falls?
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Oh, that's boy. Hop on over into.
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Virginia, OK, OK. OK, Cherry Falls released May of
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1999. Don't have the exact date.
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OK, just some just all of may it's.
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Just like it was a whole 2. Minutes a day.
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The entire the entire month of May?
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Yep. I'm bad at math.
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That's fine. It premiered at the Cannes Film
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Festival and it had it's a wide release on August 25th, 2000.
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OK, we watched it on our Blu-ray.
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It is available as of today, which is the month of February.
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Yeah, you can watch it on AMC. Or file.
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Or file OK file that didn't come up for me.
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I just looked it up, post where to watch OK.
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So in all AMC and file. There you go.
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If you want to rent it, I'm sorry I've got bad news for you.
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You can't rent this one. This is one that you either have
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to own or you have to have that streaming service.
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Yeah. So if you don't want to blind by
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the movie or if you're not friends with us in person like
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we are doing with some people, we're we're loaning out the
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Blu-ray. If you know us, come see us.
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If we trust you, we'll let you take the Blu-ray.
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Yeah. But if not, I suggest just
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getting a trial to AMC Plus or something if you don't want to
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subscribe to a full month. Or you can just do a full month
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for like $5.00. I don't know how much that is
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over there. Or you can just own a pretty
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solid screen factory disk. Yeah, it's super cheap.
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It's only $11.00 with tax. So yeah, I, that's what I did.
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I bought it. I, we, we did not own this.
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And then I. Have no regrets, not even a
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single letter. No.
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On owning this. I don't either, you know, like
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it was I, I knew what we were getting.
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We watched it one time a long time ago back on shutter
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whenever it hit that like I think two years ago or something
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like that. I.
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Think it was last year. Might have been, I don't know,
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we watched it some time ago. This.
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Is my third time watching it in total and I will tell you all my
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journey with it when we get to discussion but.
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This is my second, so yeah. OK, so it's written by Ken
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Seleden, directed by Jeffrey Wright, music by Walter Wurzawa,
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and special effects makeup Jessie by K and BFX.
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My sweet babies, of course they did this movie.
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Yep, starring Brittany Murphy and probably the one and only
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time we'll talk about her on the show.
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Unfortunately, unless she's done other horror stuff good, I don't
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know. I'm planning to take Travis on a
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Brittany Murphy journey sometime soon.
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I'm 100% on board. I love Brittany Murphy, so she
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plays Jodie Marken. Michael Bean plays Sheriff
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Marken, Jay Moore as Mr. Marlinson, Gabriel Mann as Kenny
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Ascot, Natalie Ramsey as Sandy Candy Quark as Morgan or No
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Marge Marken, Joe Insco as Tom Sizzler, and Amanda Anka as
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Deputy Minya. OK, Jesse, time for our favorite
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game on the show. Budget or bugtad?
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Now why the fuck can you do that when we have all of the editing
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capabilities? I'm warmed up now.
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I couldn't fucking talk at the start of Tokyo Corps Police, and
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then I was left speechless, OK, And now I've got all my words
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ready for Cherry Falls, only to become speechless again here
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shortly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there.
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There aren't words for this, but.
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Yeah. So what do you think?
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I think this is I'm. I think it's bug Ted, but like
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high bug Ted. OK, you would be surprised this
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is a budget. Really.
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This was a $14 million production.
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Dang, and that's 14,000,000 and 90s money.
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Yeah, this is a pretty decent little summit change right
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there. Opening box office and worldwide
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gross are non existent. And that is because this movie
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did not hit theaters. Yeah, over here at least I think
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it hit international theaters. OK.
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But yeah, I don't have any figures for that.
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God, all the other countries have cool moms.
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Yeah, IMDb 5.3 outs in. You know, I'm actually kind of
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surprised. That's fair I guess.
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I don't know. I personally I'd pump that
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number up. A bit.
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I would pump the number up. I'm just having a pulse on how
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IMDb generally tends to rate things.
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I'm surprised. Yeah, that's all.
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OK, so I have pulled us three other movies from 1999 to
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compare this one to. OK And the theme for these 3
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movies? A little bit of love.
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That's right, these are all feature love stories.
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Are you gonna talk like that? The whole time.
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All right, so first movie, so audition.
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You God damn it. That's right, we get Ihishina
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all up in this piece 2 episodes in a row.
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Yep. So that movie, do I need to say
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for those unaware, it's about a guy that's trying to get a
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girlfriend. So he has this whole thing where
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he has these girls auditioned to be his girlfriend.
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And I'm going to, we're just going to leave it there and
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Little Tiny Kitties. And then if you don't know, go
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find out. But that movie released October
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2nd. Good one to just go in blind to
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one. 100% don't. There's yeah, you need to go in
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blind to that one if you don't know anything about it.
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So that movie came out October 2nd, 1999.
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Don't have the budget but it grossed $362,000.
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IMDb scores 7.1. Yeah.
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That's a solid movie. Really.
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Really. Yes.
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All right, movie #2 this is one that I, I originally was wanting
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to cover for my Tubi or not to be, but it's not on Tubi.
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Oh no, yeah, that kind of really puts a damper on that plan.
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Yeah, well, this is one that I feel like could be a Valentine's
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Day movies, maybe next year. And it's called Lover's Lane.
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OK. So this one may be cheating a
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little bit. It came up anytime I looked up
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1999 horror movies but the release date has it in the
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2000s. But I said fuck it because I
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wanted to include it anyways. I've had that happen sometimes.
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Sometimes that just happens and you get really excited about a
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theme and you write it down and then it's it's.
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Whatever. No, I was already all in on
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this, but it's like a Valentine's Day slasher movie.
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It is one of Anna Faris's first movies.
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Anna. Faris.
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Uh huh. Yeah.
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So that's one of the main reasons I really wanted to watch
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it. She's in the slasher.
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It's one of her first roles. Seems like it'd be fun time.
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So don't have Budget Wardrose on that but the IMDb is a 4.2.
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OK. And the final movie, another one
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that neither of us have seen. It's a trauma flick.
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Oh boy. It's titled Terror Firmer.
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OK, I feel like I've heard of it.
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You probably have so it's a movie about it's it takes place
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on the set of a trauma film like that is in the process of being
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shot and. Meta.
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Yeah, I almost called it like the new nightmare of Lloyd
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Kaufman. So.
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Lloyd Kaufman, Jesus. Lloyd Kaufman's New Nightmare.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like a love triangle
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going on there between like the actor and like two other people
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and then there's somebody going around killing the people.
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Yeah, we've never seen it, but you know, it has love going on
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and there's like a whole theme with that.
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So that released June 20th 1999 with a $500,000 budget and don't
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have the gross but the IMDb. Shockingly for a trauma film 6.1
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and out of 10 Dang. Good job, Yeah.
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All right, good. Job, Dad.
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Oh yeah I forgot weed coffin claim this is our his children.
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OK so I have tag lines. The one that is on the poster.
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Lose your innocence or lose your life.
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That's. Really, really good.
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They had some good tag lines here.
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Next up, Innocence has never been deadlier.
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That one's not that great. Yeah.
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At Virgin High, it's put out or die.
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That's kind of similar to the chants that they were doing in
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the movie where, let's see, what was it the kids like they take
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over the town. Yeah, I can't remember.
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Hail, hail virgin high. Drop your pants.
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Let's fuck or die. Oh, there we go.
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I don't think you can put that on the tagline, but yeah, then
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can't. If you're not a wuss.
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Can't on this podcast. We ain't wusses here.
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OK, If you haven't had it, you've had it.
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That's pretty good. I don't.
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Like it? You don't think it?
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No. It's good.
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No. I think it's pretty good.
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You get it right. You've had it like you're done.
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You're you're killed. It's over.
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I mean, I get it, I just don't like it.
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OK, like. I I understood the joke.
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Are you smart enough to get it? Jesse?
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This is very high. Big brain material going on
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here, OK? Big brain, I'm winning again.
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I get a yes, it's. Only for the people that can't
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talk, we get it. So it's ours.
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It's. Your thing OK.
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What would you give to live and then the final get laid or die?
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That was so uninspired. Yeah, that one's a little Wait,
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wait. Yep.
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OK, so let's move on over to fun facts.
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OK, I'm excited for some fun facts.
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You took full advantage of those special features.
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I did, yeah, in. Our Blu-ray.
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Didn't watch every single one of them.
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There were some archive interviews with Brittany Murphy
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and Jeffrey Wright and a few other people, but I watched like
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most of it. And there's also you can read
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the script too. That's really cool.
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Yeah, it's. Another feature and this is
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again all for $11.00 so. Yeah, yeah.
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OK, so let's just get this right out the gate here.
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Old Ken Selden, the writer of this movie, The reason the whole
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reason he wanted to write this movie in the 1st place is
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because he wanted to write a movie with a teenage orgy in it.
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I like, I don't feel like I would go on tape saying that.
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And he was so proud of it. And he let off this special
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feature was like, so let's get it clear.
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Like, I, I really wanted to write a teenage orgy.
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And I'm like, that's so fucking weird, why are you telling me
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this? I wouldn't say that.
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Stephen King did that, and we as his fans collectively agreed to
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never discuss it unless we're discussing things we're
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uncomfortable with. I don't think that they were
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teens. I think that.
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That they were even younger, yeah.
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That's worse. Thank you the people in the
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comments saying actually it wasn't an orgy it was a trade.
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Are you fucking kidding me? Shut the fuck up.
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We're talking about orgy semantics now.
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I. Don't.
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Know orgy, I ain't having it. Not today.
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So he knew that Hollywood would not go for that unless he jammed
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a killer in there. So he did.
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And we have Cherry Falls because of this.
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So he wrote it in three months, shopped it around.
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Within two weeks it was optioned.
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It's going to be a flagship release for October films.
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Very first movie. Like we're going out the gate
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with teenage orgies with the hint of killing.
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I got shown to a lot of directors, one of them being
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David Lynch. I I was trying not to listen
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into stuff, but I heard David Lynch and I went, Wait, what?
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Yeah, and he gave it a read and he's like, you know what, I like
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it, but I've got something else that I'm wanting to do, so I'm
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going to. They described it and there's
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politely past. But Can you imagine Cherry Falls
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but directed by David Lynch? Yeah, I mean, it seems up his
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alley, honestly. Oh my God.
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Yeah, So ended up falling into Jeffrey Wright, who is an
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Australian director, really wanted to break into Hollywood,
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wanted to prove himself. He did a movie with Russell
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Crowe over in Australia, and, you know, that had some buzz.
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So this is a shot. Reggae.
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Yeah. So he accepted.
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He did his own script pass. So originally when Ken Sultan
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wrote the movie, it was more like a satirical take on
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slashers, is supposed to be more lighthearted and make fun of the
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whole thing. Well, I mean, I can kind of see
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that because it is taking the whole like only the virgin
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survives and it's like the exact opposite.
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Exactly. So Jeffrey made it more tonally
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dark. So he he said he didn't change
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much about the script, but he changed the tone, made it
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darker. So he really wanted to go for a
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Vertigo type aesthetic with it and.
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I mean, I didn't get really a Vertigo aesthetic, but I didn't
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either. You know, and he, he, he's also
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the reason why the rape scene was added into the movie.
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OK, cool, so just both of these greasy men just.
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Yeah, yeah. They're trying to make it as
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unpleasant as possible. So production ran behind.
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It was just not really going well.
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Budget ramped up way higher than it meant to be it.
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I don't think this was meant to be a $14 million movie, but.
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Yeah, from the first time studio, Yeah, yeah, but.
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They were trying to go out the gate hard, man.
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They they really wanted it to be a big, big banger right here.
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Are you doing all of these puns on purpose?
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I swear to God I'm not. You are like a basketball
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commentator right now. You're just talking about ball
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handling now. He's got his hands all over
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those balls right now. He's he's got a beautiful
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stroke. Swear to God this is shit that
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comes out of like basketball commentators.
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If you if you want to get drunk during a basketball game, the
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only drinking game you need to play is.
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Every time a commentator says something that sounds like a
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sexual innuendo, you will be you'll get.
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Lit fucked up, yeah. It's a great time because you
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also get to watch basketball. Yeah.
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So yeah, it got really bad. They had to end up cutting some
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material from being shot because they just couldn't do it.
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They had to rush scene. So we may have some rush
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performances here in this movie. OK.
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But, you know, if if anything seems like that was the case,
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it's because it was. That's what happened here.
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If it seems like they didn't have enough time, it's because
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they didn't have enough time. Yep, so they got it finished.
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One of the other changes that happened here is the orgy scene
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was originally going to be just a bunch of the teens all in
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their cuddle puddle, but it was going to be.
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Follow snakes. Yeah, they were all going to be
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covered in sheets and there were going to be splotches of blood
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all over the place. This dude had.
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This was what this dude wanted this shit to be.
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This is the whole reason he wrote this script.
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And Jeffrey Wright was like, no, they're all going to be naked,
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no sheets. It's going to be full blown
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nudity. MPAA was not having any of that.
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The one time, the one time you all will hear me say this and
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thank God for the MPAA stepping Ed.
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Yeah, so like they actually filmed all of them butt ass
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naked. They're having a fuck fest.
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Oh my God. And yeah, the MBAA was like, no,
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this is an X-rated movie. And they were contractually they
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were, they were contractually obligated to bring an R rated
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cut to October films for the release.
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This had to be R rating. So they got that all chopped up
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and ended up just being like completely massacred, which to
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consultants dismay, left him in shame.
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Ken Sultan needs a babysitter for some of his thoughts and
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emotions. He really does.
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He needs like a like APR person to take a Passover.
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His fucking words. OK, so the film finished sold
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internationally, did well, I can people liked it sold right away.
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USA, though, they're like, Nah, we're not we're not doing this.
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This is apparently going on. Sorry, did you forget that the
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you that the United States of America was founded by Puritans?
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Yeah. So that left their country
19:19
because they thought they weren't strict enough.
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So think about that. We are here at this time in the
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1999 era and this is when Sin is having this big hearing about
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sex and media and it was a big topic.
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And that's really rough for a film production company trying
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to break into the industry. So their flagship film, they're
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like, we can't release that in America under this climate.
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So it will release internationally, but in the
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United States, it released on the USA Network on TV.
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It became America's most expensive made for TV movie.
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I want, you know how our Tremors DVD has like the side by side of
20:07
the TV edits? Yeah, I want that for this, but
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it'll just be like the scene in the version we saw and then the
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scene not existing. I am legitimately curious how
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this plays on TV on American TV in the 90s.
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We're we're now now you can get shit out there.
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You can have hoops you can have. You can have pee pee.
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You can say shit. You can say shit now.
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You can say God damn. You can say fuck if you want to.
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Yeah, on the right, on the right channel.
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You could always do that. You were just going to lose
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advertisers. I think now we have, like, these
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premium networks that don't do ads.
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Yeah, like HBO and stuff like that.
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FX is one that has gotten away with that in Comedy Central,
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too. You can get pretty raunchy on
20:52
there. But, yeah, USA Network, that's
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where this went. And yeah, most expensive movie
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to ever air on TV or premiere on TV.
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So that's it. That's it for my fun facts.
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So let's get into our good, bad, ugly and absurd.
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Jesse, kick it off. What did you like about this?
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OK, so as I said before, I've seen this movie a total of three
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times in my life, and the first time it was in high school at a
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friend's house. And you know how you've always
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got one friend that it's like kind of lawless, not because the
21:27
parents are like, whatever, but just because they we're just
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like, yeah, they're like, go down to the basement and do
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whatever you want. It's fine.
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Yeah. No, that was my, that was, I was
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that friend. People would come over to my
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house because like, oh, we can watch Resident Evil.
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We can watch Jackass. Like I had friends over whenever
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Jackass premieres. Like, yeah, come over.
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Like we can do that shit here. Yeah.
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And so I was at a friend's house for this.
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I was actually friends with both her and her brother.
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And so I'd been over at that house plenty of times and I was
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staying the night. I was down in the basement and
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we were watching just movies. And I remember at one point this
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movie was put on. Wait how old were like what year
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was this around the time they premiered?
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Or no, this is in high school. OK, so sometime between 2006 and
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2010. OK, I cannot be more specific
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than that. That's no.
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She was a year younger than me so I was at least 10th grade
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because she was in high school too.
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OK. So we've narrowed it.
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Down. We've narrowed it down South,
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2007 to 2010. So this movie, like, I just
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remember watching this and I was like, this feels like it's
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making fun of horror movies and I really don't know what to
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think about it. And for the longest time, I
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thought that it was like a fever dream.
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And then last year, Shudder was like, guess what?
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Cherry Falls is coming to Shudder.
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And I grabbed Travis by the arm and I said, oh, my God, this
22:53
movie is real. And he was like, what are you
22:55
talking about? And I was like, it's this movie
22:57
where they have to have sex so they don't die.
22:59
And he was like, I'm confused, but we're watching it.
23:04
It just, it was a relief to know that it wasn't something I had
23:08
made-up. And I very specifically remember
23:10
the scene with Cindy, like giving her little speech to
23:13
everybody. Oh yeah.
23:15
Like it's, it's just weird. I think the third time doing,
23:19
watching this the third time, I'm fully able to appreciate all
23:22
the facets of the movie. But I think Brittany Murphy, I
23:25
mean, she's just, she's a star. She's incredible.
23:29
I think the whole premise is very silly.
23:31
And I don't think this movie is afraid of being silly.
23:34
I don't know necessarily that that was the intention of
23:37
everybody involved from what you've said in your fun facts.
23:41
He he wanted it to be silly. The writer did.
23:44
The writer did. The director did not he he took
23:46
a very serious tone to it. I, I think it is like a really
23:51
fun twist on horror movies. And I think that's part of the
23:55
reason why. Like, I had such a hard time
23:57
believing it was real. Just to think that this movie
23:59
could have come out around that time and it'd be all about,
24:03
like, kids losing their virginity so they're not
24:07
murdered. Like, that's the opposite of
24:09
most horror moving messaging up until that point, you know?
24:12
Yeah. Well, I think that that kind of
24:13
falls in line. I mean this is a post Scream
24:15
world at this point and I think that people were wanting to fuck
24:18
with the tropes. Yeah, for sure, time and I just
24:21
like every time I watch it, like I mean, yeah, there are
24:24
definitely some things that kind of made me yeek, but I I do
24:27
think it's an underappreciated and undersold movie.
24:31
Was that AJ USO ye make you want yeet.
24:35
I didn't say yeet, I say yeesh. I heard yeet.
24:39
Yeah, well, that's because your brain is damaged.
24:42
All you hear anymore is yeet and.
24:45
Us. Come on us.
24:46
You are. Don't.
24:48
Don't be like that to me. Listen y'all, he drew Jay USO's
24:52
number in the Royal Rumble. He wasn't like this before
24:55
February 1st. Yeah, it's a OK.
25:02
Yeah. You got anything else?
25:04
That's just the I just think all around it's a really fun movie,
25:07
so. Yeah, I I do like the twist on
25:11
the whole version being the like one who gets the killing blow.
25:18
And this right here, it's a fun twist on that formula.
25:22
It is a movie that it gets weird and it like has a good time
25:28
getting weird and I have fun watching it get weird.
25:31
Like it's a different like we watched this and then we watched
25:34
Tokyo Gore Police. If we had done in the opposite,
25:37
I don't know how I would have been desensitized.
25:39
Yeah, I think this was the right order to watch the men.
25:42
Yeah, I like the killer. It's just like really like the
25:46
mannerisms is really, really creepy.
25:49
Like the like with the face being covered with hair.
25:52
Yeah, well, we did that in Tokyo.
25:54
Gore beliefs too. We do.
25:55
Yeah. Like the whole scene when, like,
25:59
a, like, knock on the door. Yeah, like, as early as your
26:03
mom. Your mom didn't tell you I was
26:04
coming, Andy. Sherman is leaving a nude for
26:07
your mother. Oh my God, yeah.
26:08
It was like so fucking creepy. I like, I mean, that's the cool
26:12
thing. I feel like that was way that it
26:14
benefited, where like, it leaned into the horror whenever the
26:18
horror was there. I feel like if we follow the
26:21
original script, we may have like probably made it a little
26:26
bit less serious and more campy. I think the script was calling
26:30
for campy. And this is one of those rare
26:33
moments where I'm like actually playing it straight.
26:35
This kind of. I think it to the benefit of it.
26:38
Yeah. Because I think if you take this
26:41
movie to Campy, you could have fun with it, but I think that it
26:45
gets too silly at that point. I think that this movie needed
26:49
to be like grounded just a tad to really work because like,
26:54
that's what makes the payoff at the end that much better because
26:59
I'm bought into the whole story. And then whenever the killer
27:02
gets there and starts actually slashing all of the fucking
27:05
teenagers there. Yeah.
27:07
That's such a cool scene. You don't expect that.
27:11
I think this movie has some great humor to it.
27:14
My favorite is the part at the town hall where.
27:18
Where he's like, I need to lock my daughter in the base and he's
27:20
like, I don't think you need to worry about that.
27:22
Victoria, he's like, what the fuck did you say to me?
27:27
Old fire OPS, the scene where Sheriff Merkin is going up to
27:34
Jodie is like, I got to ask you, how far have you gone with
27:38
Kenny? And she's like, don't worry dad,
27:40
I haven't gone far and he's so disappointed.
27:43
It goes the opposite of how you expect the scene dog go the
27:47
fact. That she has to ask him, are you
27:49
disappointed that I'm. Not it's so fucking weird, yeah,
27:53
but like, I think it's funny too, Yeah, like.
27:57
Oh, it's hilarious, but also it's really uncomfortable and I
28:00
like knowing everything that he has said about writing the
28:05
script. I feel a little bit icky
28:07
laughing at those moments now. A little bit, yeah.
28:09
Yeah, it is a little bit icky. I think maybe, I don't know.
28:16
I think, again, maybe he was expecting it to be played a
28:18
little bit more silly, but they acted and performed that whole
28:24
thing straight and I think that that made it better.
28:26
Yeah, you just. Look at Brittany Murphy's big,
28:28
sad eyes. Yeah, but it also like it.
28:31
It just like it, it got me to buy into it more.
28:33
I think with it being like that, because if she hammed that up
28:36
and if he hammed that up, I don't know if I would have been
28:39
as on board with the whole thing.
28:41
OK. So OK, that's probably good to
28:44
say. Let's talk about some bad.
28:46
OK, I am saying this as a writer who is bad at coming up with
28:53
names. Oh yeah.
28:55
The names in this are not good. Like this is the type of shit
29:00
that I would write for characters like in middle
29:02
school. Like, oh, we're going to name
29:04
him Kenny Ascot, but we're going to put an extra tea on there.
29:08
So it's like the clothing guy, but it's not.
29:11
Or like, we're going to call them Marken and it's a joke,
29:14
'cause it's like Merkin. But it's not like, wait, I
29:17
don't. Get that?
29:18
Merkin is like a. Oh, really?
29:20
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
29:24
So like I just the the names that are like, oh, we've got
29:27
Sandy, who's the good girlfriend, but we've also got
29:30
Cindy. She's like Sandy, but with Sin.
29:32
Oh, it's deep. Like, again, I'm not good at
29:37
names. Names are a skill that you have
29:40
to work on, and this man did not.
29:45
Yeah, but Tom Sizzler. Tom Sizzler.
29:51
Sizzling. So yeah, there's that.
29:55
And then there's also just like hymens don't just break from sex
30:00
and that's like, that's a misconception that we just need
30:03
to fucking get rid of you. You can break your hymen in any
30:07
number of ways. And so it's not necessarily
30:10
going to happen. You're not necessarily going to
30:12
bleed your first time having a penetrate of vaginal sex like.
30:15
That doesn't really occur in this movie.
30:17
That doesn't. You're speaking from like the a
30:19
original script. Yes, and from that standpoint,
30:22
but also the Emmy at one point is like, I can say that these
30:25
girls are virgins because their hymens are still intact.
30:28
Well, what if their hymens hadn't been intact, Sir?
30:30
Like you still like they could still be virgins.
30:34
You know what I mean? He's like, I don't know, I'm not
30:35
a doctor. Like, excuse me?
30:38
What are you doing here? Yeah.
30:41
And I think that, you know, I mean this, this kind of ties
30:45
into my ugly in some ways, but it's just kind of hard to like
30:47
separate the two concepts right now.
30:50
But like just the the fear of talking to your children about
30:53
sex and explaining what they need to expect from it.
30:58
Like what it's going to feel like what you should do, like
31:00
how you should know when you feel comfortable with it,
31:02
teaching about the importance of consent, both giving it and
31:05
receiving it. And then you could avoid, like,
31:08
some uncomfortable stuff, like people like, you know, you can
31:11
avoid a team orgy in a house where they're just all confused
31:17
and jamming things at each other.
31:18
You know, honestly. Teaching about consent can maybe
31:21
have prevented. I don't think it would.
31:24
What happened to Laura Lee Sherman?
31:25
I don't. Think it would have prevented
31:26
the party, but maybe like people would have been able to get
31:29
going a little bit better, yeah. Yeah.
31:32
I mean, yeah. I mean, at least maybe it would
31:34
have been a cooler party. Maybe, I don't know.
31:37
Yeah. OK.
31:41
So you got any other bets? Those are the main things.
31:45
I do think there are also some, like real, like jerky cuts that
31:48
I don't love. I've talked about that on the
31:52
show before. Like I get that sometimes they
31:55
want to use it to add a sense of confusion, but also sometimes it
31:58
just feels like we're hiding some stuff.
32:01
Are you talking about shots or are you talking about like
32:04
actual cuts, like editing? Like like quick cuts between,
32:10
like flashes of a body. I very much saw like.
32:15
Yes, like saw like always know what you did last summer, Like
32:19
those types of quick cuts. I got you, OK?
32:24
The bad that I have for this movie is I like the idea that
32:28
they have the whole thing where the virgins are dying, but then
32:31
once we understand the killer and their motive, it doesn't
32:35
make any sense. I don't understand why the
32:37
killer is targeting Virgin specifically, considering the
32:41
reason that they're murdering people in the first place.
32:44
Yeah, and I wonder what it was like in the original script,
32:48
since we know that the Laura Lee Sherman thing was added by the
32:51
director. Just the right part.
32:53
He said that he left the script mostly untouched.
32:56
Yeah, but the right part is kind of crucial to the whole motive
33:00
of Marlinsden. I think he, I think he added
33:05
this scene. I don't.
33:07
I think it was supposed to still be implied.
33:10
OK. That's how I took it at least.
33:14
Something bad happened to her from a bunch of high schoolers.
33:17
Regardless, I just don't know if we were supposed to have the
33:20
scene occur. Yeah.
33:22
But yeah, like, I mean, still, I just, I don't, I don't
33:26
understand it, which it kind of confuses me once we get to that
33:29
part of the movie, like, I'm still having a good time.
33:32
Things are fun. But I'm starting to wonder why
33:34
is this happening? Why was this the case to begin
33:37
with? There is no explanation ever
33:39
given by the killer. We just hear, you know where we
33:43
was. My mom, you're my dad.
33:47
You did that bad thing. And so did those people.
33:51
I think cuz he kind of said it was like taking away their last
33:54
little bit of innocence. So I don't know if he's like.
33:58
He's not even. Moralizing having sex versus
34:01
being a virgin. It would make sense if it's like
34:04
the normal thing from horror movies where it's the victims of
34:06
the like the parent, like the people that were a part of it,
34:10
but it's just random. Virgin on Elm Street kind of
34:12
thing. Yeah, no, here it's just like
34:14
anybody that's a virgin. Also like, kudos to him thinking
34:18
to be a teacher in the high school so he can hear all of the
34:21
gossip and know who is and isn't a virgin, because otherwise he's
34:26
just going to be like sitting around behind parked cars all
34:28
over town for a while. He yeah, he fucking commanded to
34:32
his plan. Yeah, he had to get.
34:34
I don't know the requirements in Virginia to be a teacher, but
34:39
I'm assuming maybe at least some masters.
34:43
I don't know. That's what it was in Kentucky
34:45
at one point. I don't think it is.
34:46
Anymore. Not anymore.
34:47
Yeah, God, God help us. OK, let's go on the ugly.
34:52
Well, I'm just going to say like all of this behind the stuff
34:54
scenes that we behind the scenes stuff that we've learned is
35:00
giving me a key feelings Also, like rape as a motive is always
35:05
so complicated. You know what I mean?
35:08
What you mean as like a like a revenge?
35:10
Yeah, yeah. And I mean, there, there are
35:13
ways that it can be done. And I think it being the son who
35:17
like had to deal with the abuse from his mom, I think that adds
35:20
like an extra layer to it. And also a product of it.
35:23
Yeah. But yeah, I'm just gonna, I'm,
35:26
I'm gonna take the hot take right here, right now and say
35:29
that rape is ugly. Wow, how brave of you.
35:32
I know. Well, you're going to get
35:35
crucified. Yeah.
35:39
I mean, that's, I absolutely agree with that.
35:43
The thing that I think is ugly, I think Mr. Marlison as a
35:46
teacher way oversteps his boundaries with the students.
35:51
Just assaulting children in his class.
35:53
It's not only that. His whole thing with Jodie,
35:57
Yeah. When she has her all by herself,
35:59
you can't tell me that shit isn't intimate.
36:01
He's like, he's very much like, oh, like, so I heard you broke
36:04
up with someone. Don't fucking talk about that.
36:06
That's so fucking weird. He's a weird guy.
36:09
Yeah, yeah, I'd agree with that. OK, absurd.
36:16
Oh my God, I just had my cert and it left me.
36:19
It left my brain. I think I know what yours is.
36:22
Oh no. What do you think it was?
36:26
Would you download a car? No, but that is like the music
36:31
at certain points sounds like the music from the anti piracy
36:37
PSA. And we actually paused to watch
36:39
the You wouldn't download a car. It's a very drum and bass
36:43
soundtrack that they have in this movie.
36:45
It's a product of its time. God, I had something else.
36:49
And now I can't. I can't.
36:52
I can't remember. Yeah, you.
36:54
Should write them down like me. It helps.
36:57
It just came to me as we were talking, and then I lost it
37:01
because I was having a different conversation with you.
37:03
Oh. OK, I got you.
37:05
Yeah, so God, that's annoying. But if I think of it, I'll say
37:11
it. OK, mine were the dad being
37:15
disappointed that Jodie's a virgin and also at the end of
37:18
the movie Deputy Mina comes in and she kills Marliston after he
37:25
like has his second win after coming up from being stabbed on
37:29
the banister. And she's not shooting him with
37:32
just one gun. She's got guns at Kimbo.
37:35
She's like a fucking action movie.
37:36
Yeah. Like watching Tokyo gore police.
37:39
I'm expecting him to be like shot in half after.
37:41
That, yeah, right. It's so funny and then, you
37:46
know, there's like some obvious with this, like the whole
37:49
teenage orgy aspect of it all, like a whole party for that,
37:52
but. I'm not gonna go into detail now
37:54
because it's our opening scene, but I'm also just gonna say Rod.
37:59
Huh. I'll go into it in a minute.
38:02
Rod. Rod in the opening scene.
38:04
I never wrote his name down, I just wrote him down as Cnabolex.
38:11
Wow, you took the hard way out with that.
38:14
We'll get into that here shortly, so let's trade it. 6
38:19
1/2 OK, I think it's a fun movie.
38:22
I don't think it's an especially great movie, but I do think it's
38:24
under loved. I think it's a fun movie.
38:26
I like it. I recommend a lot of people
38:28
check it out. I think I'd give it a 7.
38:30
OK. So 6.75 so we start off and I
38:34
need to talk about Rod because. Wait, I've got one thing I gotta
38:38
say first, OK, cuz we get a shot establishing.
38:43
We're in Cherry Falls, Virginia and the sign says established
38:48
and then we get a branch that's intentionally blocking the date
38:52
that it was established. When was place established?
38:55
I forgot how upset you got about that.
38:57
I don't like it. I felt deliberate and I am just
39:02
upset. Travis needs to know where every
39:06
city, town and hamlet was established.
39:11
Every hamlet. Every hamlet.
39:12
I need to know, OK, I'm sorry. So yes, go ahead.
39:16
All right, so I'm not kink shaming Rod.
39:18
I think we can all agree that I don't do that.
39:20
I was very pro chair in Tokyo Corp police.
39:25
Don't make it sound like I was shaming anything.
39:28
I will shame that shame. How dare.
39:35
But what the fuck is this? Like sexy fan fiction he wrote
39:39
to try and have sex with Stacey for the first time, too.
39:42
I don't know. They're at, They're at Lovers
39:45
Lane, I'm assuming. I missed the name that he gave
39:48
himself because I immediately. Changed it was what I said.
39:51
Xenable X. OK my head immediately kept
39:54
changing it to Zerxinia from the game Gramsci NTM play there.
40:00
No, yeah, he's created this whole story.
40:02
So he comes from a. Planet of barren women.
40:05
He is exandable X he he gets too pushy.
40:10
Yeah. And Stacy's like, I don't, I
40:13
don't feel like I want to do this.
40:14
And he's like, I want my first time to be with you.
40:16
And she goes, well, I do too. But, you know, it's just, you
40:20
know, that alien thing is kind of weird.
40:22
It's not great for me right now. And then suddenly there are
40:29
headlights shining on them from behind.
40:31
And then and I realized that they were in Virginia, and
40:36
that's just the right amount of stupid for this movie.
40:39
Virginia. Oh my God, I thought that you
40:43
were just calling the state of Virginia stupid.
40:45
Like I just. It's the perfect stupid for.
40:47
This place. You're Oh my God, you're so
40:51
right. I never noticed that.
40:54
That has to be intentional. Right.
40:56
Oh, absolutely. There's no way it's not.
40:58
What the fuck? Wow.
41:00
So Rod's dead. And then Stacy is grabbed and we
41:04
cut to Kenny also being very pushy in the car trying to have
41:08
sex with Jodie. And she's like, hey, it's
41:12
already past my curfew, I don't want to do this right now.
41:15
And then he's like, listen, I think we need to break up.
41:18
Yeah, he's like, he's super hot and heavy with her and she's
41:21
like, no, I'm not feeling this. He's like, all right, we got to
41:23
break up. Yeah, like, dude, I like, I get
41:26
that in adult world, a year into a relationship, not having sex
41:31
might feel a little strange for some people.
41:35
I'm not saying for everybody, 'cause everybody's got
41:36
different, like cultural and religious beliefs and whatnot,
41:38
but I think especially at that age, that's perfectly normal.
41:41
Yeah, that's such a big thing. Yeah, it's not that strange.
41:45
This guy is getting a little bit too aggressive with it.
41:47
And then to make matters worse. Yeah, there we go.
41:51
The mom pulls up and OK, it's not the fact that the mom
41:55
interrupts, it's the fact that the mom also flirts with him.
41:59
Yeah, yeah, she like leans down there.
42:01
I think she's given him the cleavage shot.
42:04
I forgot who the killer was until like right near the end of
42:07
this movie, and for a long time I really suspected it was the
42:10
mom. The mom is so strange.
42:12
Yeah, yeah, she's right there. And she's like, can't I bomb a
42:15
light, Kenny? And then he does the classic
42:19
like smoking is bad for you and then Hanser.
42:22
And then he also the audacity in front of his girlfriend
42:26
ex-girlfriend question mark. They don't know the status of
42:29
their relationship. In limbo right now but he tells
42:32
her her mom your headlights are on, meaning her nipples are
42:37
showing like. No, the headlights were
42:40
literally on in her car. I thought that he was talking
42:44
about her nipples. No, he was talking about her
42:46
literal. Oh boy, that made it way.
42:49
Dude, my mind's in the fucking gutters with this movie.
42:52
Just add the. Immediately.
42:53
It has to be. I get Xandu from a sex planet
42:57
and like I, you know, tits being hard, That's not too out of the
43:05
question. Here, I said a Kimbo.
43:07
Tits a Kimbo. So yeah, he she leaves and then
43:13
Brittany's like Brittany. Jody's like, all right, so
43:16
what's the deal? Are we together?
43:18
And she's like, or he's like. I think that's for you to
43:21
decide. And so she leaves and her mom
43:24
helps her sneak in the house, only not good enough because
43:26
Dad, who is the sheriff of this town is waiting in the bedroom
43:30
grounds her for two Friday nights, really specific to see
43:34
the next two Friday nights. Saturday and Sunday, OK.
43:36
Yeah, Saturday, fine. Yeah, Thursday night, fine.
43:40
Friday, forget about it. Yeah, you're done.
43:44
As he gets a call to go to a crime scene and oh surprise
43:48
surprise that scene is in fact Rod and Stacy.
43:50
Stacy has been tortured to death and they know this being the way
43:54
her like blood was spreading out of her body.
43:56
That only happens when a heart is a beating.
43:58
And also she was nailed to a fucking tree.
44:01
Which is. Really brutal.
44:04
Yeah, so we cut to school the next day and Timmy with the
44:08
newspaper is trying to get special details from Jodie.
44:13
Now Timmy looks like he could be a character in a trauma movie.
44:17
He does, yeah. I like the vibe.
44:20
He is just like going a mile a minute and she's like, what are
44:24
you talking about? He's like, you didn't hear that
44:25
Rod and Stacey were killed and she's like what?
44:28
And then he's like, oh, also I heard that you and Kenny broke
44:30
up. And then they look over and
44:31
Kenny and Sharon maybe. Does she ever get a name?
44:35
I know there was a blonde girl named Sharon at the party that
44:37
flirts with him at one point. So.
44:38
Yeah, I can't remember exactly. It's probably the same person.
44:42
Yeah. Yeah, so we're in class.
44:47
He's like, all right, I want to give everybody a chance to talk
44:51
about Rod and Stacy. Say how you feel about their
44:54
passing. I wonder if maybe you wish you'd
44:58
been nicer to them, hadn't had such a bad interaction, maybe
45:02
hadn't bullied them, Maybe you weren't such a fucking piece of
45:05
shit. And like one girl was like what
45:09
time in an argument 8th grade I told him to fuck off and die.
45:14
Like you didn't tell a night yesterday, babe.
45:16
Like you're fine. Like.
45:17
It's like laughing. Oh, I got some good news for
45:20
you, I think. Is his name Billy?
45:23
It's Billy and Mark, right? The two.
45:26
Ben Ben is the edgy one cuz I yeah, I wrote Ben as a little
45:30
edge Lord. Did he look familiar?
45:33
Yes, I looked him up and I don't remember what I saw that he was.
45:36
In Does he look like somebody from the cast of SNL who now has
45:41
a talk show on late night TV? Does he look like Jimmy Fallon?
45:48
Oh my God, I can see it. We talked about that because we
45:51
talked about this guy in witchcraft.
45:54
He's the guy from witchcraft. Oh my God, yes.
45:59
Is he? Does he have the bull penis at
46:01
any point? Yeah, he's the guy.
46:03
That gets this. He's the guy with the bull.
46:04
He's the main guy from witchcraft.
46:06
Oh my God, he's. The guy, that guy, that guy.
46:09
Yeah, he's the star. Wow, what a weird career to
46:13
have. I know, right?
46:15
Witchcraft in Cherry Falls. Maybe that's why he didn't make
46:18
it too big. Like, guy, you got weird.
46:20
Your agent sucks. And that also explains when I
46:23
like clicked on his IMDBI didn't see witchcraft right away cuz
46:27
why would I? I think he actually did this
46:30
first. Yeah, he did.
46:32
And then witchcraft after the fact.
46:34
Well, let's see, Cindy is angry. She just really wants to see
46:38
crime punished, so there's that. She's like edging her own way.
46:42
And then Ben is like, were they sexually defiled?
46:46
EW gross I. Don't know if they weren't then
46:49
I think the score gets a thumbs down.
46:52
Like I get that you're 17 and think that this is peak humor,
46:55
but gross? Yeah, that's really stupid.
46:58
So the sheriff comes in to school.
47:00
He's wanting to talk to the students about what they saw, if
47:03
they know anything. So he goes to that classroom and
47:06
asks everybody. And I forget, I didn't write
47:08
down the full exchange. I just said he said fuck Plato.
47:12
Yeah, I like it because he's like.
47:14
Oh, because they were asking for like any information on the
47:17
case. And he was like Plato says that.
47:19
Like the teacher did. Yeah, Mr. Marlon's like, Yeah,
47:21
Well, yeah, because he. Has Plato's not the sheriff of
47:24
this town? Yeah, it's like I'm not Privy to
47:27
give any information perchance. Is that what he said?
47:34
Perhaps. Per SE.
47:37
Per SE, people, people were talking and yeah, that, yeah, he
47:41
like hits him with the play DoH and he hits him with the shut
47:43
the fuck up. Yep, I ain't playing with play
47:46
DoH. Oh boy, oh boy.
47:49
Man, my brains mush. To go back to an earlier private
47:53
off pod conversation we had, Play DoH doesn't have an SDSS
47:57
sheet because it is considered safe to eat.
48:01
I'm not going to admit how long I was thinking about the
48:03
philosopher. We were just talking about that.
48:06
Well, he also doesn't have an SDS sheet.
48:11
All right, so we're at lunch. Jodi is sad that she has to
48:17
watch Kenny with that New Girl, and then Sandy is all enamored
48:23
with Mark, who's over there playing with his food.
48:27
Best friends. Hale He's gotta be high, this
48:29
guy's. Yeah, that's his character
48:31
archetype is just being stoned all the time.
48:35
I thought he was the guy from Hostile for a long time.
48:38
He. Was he does kind of.
48:40
I don't say I wouldn't say just like him, but I can see
48:42
similarities. Yeah.
48:44
So they go over there to sit the table to try because Jody forces
48:48
Sandy to go confront Mark. Yeah, so they.
48:51
Take confront like she's trying to get them.
48:53
She's playing matchmaker. Yeah.
48:55
Yeah. So they're over there trying to,
48:56
you know, get that magic rolling.
48:58
Meanwhile, a woman comes into the lunchroom screaming at
49:02
another kid. Yeah, they're both students.
49:05
And she, she's upset because this guy started a rumor that
49:09
she, like, gave him a blowy. Yeah, somewhere on property.
49:14
And everybody knows if it's not true.
49:17
Yeah, 'cause they're like, Oh my God, it was a true.
49:19
It's like she thinks that Felicia is a fucking Hamlet
49:22
character or something like that.
49:25
Per SE. Perchance.
49:27
Yeah. Then I really wanna give a shout
49:31
out to the sound design because we cut to the killer sharpening
49:34
some metal tools and the metal grinding sound is actually very
49:39
much what it sounds like. So good, get on them.
49:42
Yeah, that, yeah, that's, it's a very important piece to movies
49:47
that people. Don't.
49:49
Recognize. Yeah, like sound design like
49:51
that, like makes or breaks it. And it just, it happens to be
49:54
one of the that you never know who in the audience has like a
49:57
weird hobby I happen to engrave in metal.
50:01
And so the sound when it happened, I was like, Oh yeah,
50:04
that's yeah, yeah. Respect.
50:06
It's nice when you can notice. That, yeah.
50:08
So we didn't cut to the killer staking out somebody's house.
50:13
Yeah, they see the parents leaving the house, kids left
50:15
alone at home. So nice.
50:17
Fucking house too. It's a beautiful house.
50:20
Yeah. Goes over there and rings the
50:22
doorbell. Kid goes down to the door.
50:24
This. Is Annette.
50:25
We know her name. Her name's Annette.
50:26
I didn't know Annette is her name.
50:27
OK, I know that's her name. Is this the girl that was
50:31
screaming about not blowing that guy?
50:33
Yeah. OK, that's fine.
50:34
Very publicly announced that she is in fact a virgin, which I
50:38
mean, nobody knows at this point that this is a virgin killer,
50:43
but. True.
50:44
Yeah. So this is a creepy scene.
50:47
A virgin killer sounds like a really misogynistic a nickname
50:52
for like a campus stud or stud. Oh.
50:56
My God, yeah. I wouldn't like that as a.
51:00
Name. Yeah.
51:02
So knock at the door. She goes to check and see who it
51:05
was or who's there, and it's Laura Lee Sherman.
51:09
And it's this person that's it's like a high pitched voice.
51:13
I've got a nerve for your mother.
51:14
Did she say I was coming by? It's creepy.
51:19
I would have just been like, yeah, just leave it at the door.
51:21
But she she's like, OK, well, I'll take it just.
51:23
And she's like trying to not open the door all the way.
51:26
But of course, when somebody's going to break into your house,
51:30
you don't give them any opening if you can help it.
51:32
It's like dead bolted. Yeah.
51:34
Yeah, it's like a little chain thing that keeps it from opening
51:37
and then the hand reaches and grabs her by the hair, so it's
51:41
bashing the head against. The door.
51:43
And busts in and does what what they do.
51:46
And then we get a scene that very much feels like the
51:50
opening. To scream.
51:51
It does. The parents are tipsy.
51:53
They had a good time at dinner. They're gonna have been drunk.
51:56
They're gonna go home and have wine drunk sex.
52:00
Yeah, yeah. And the kid was probably gonna
52:04
have to listen to their parents. Yeah, the kid was like, we're
52:06
clearly rich, can we please get some sandproofing insulation in
52:10
the walls? But they get their doors left
52:12
open, so that's strange. And then?
52:14
Doors open, cats acting weird cat.
52:17
Probably if cat bear cats acting weird truly and they find the
52:21
body. Yeah, and she is a she's
52:24
suspended from the ceiling. That's pretty gruesome.
52:27
Yeah, yeah. This is the sheriff is teaching
52:30
Jodi self-defense, which I think is smart.
52:34
Yeah. I I think you should not wait
52:36
until there is a killer on the loose.
52:38
Learn self-defense. I remember there is a teacher in
52:39
my elementary school who taught some of us who wanted to learn
52:43
it like she was like a student teacher and she's like, hey,
52:45
does anybody want to learn self-defense?
52:48
And I was like, yeah, so I I still know some of those moves
52:52
to this day, like they're just some very basic ones, but.
52:55
It's important, yeah. Learn how to protect yourself,
52:57
people. So yeah, he gets called onto the
53:00
crime scene and they go there. FBI is there.
53:04
Why is it always a thing between like, the cops and the FBI?
53:07
There's like a pissing match between the two of them.
53:09
Yeah. Like this is our case, We were
53:12
here first jurisdiction. Why do they hate each other?
53:16
Why can't we just get along and solve the merger together, guys?
53:19
Yeah, like we're not the bad guys.
53:24
Yeah, it's like Tim Robinson. We're all trying to find the
53:27
person. Here, we're all trying to find
53:30
who crashed their car into the store.
53:33
So we arrived at the morgue and the.
53:37
Medical examiner. I've said medical examiner 20
53:40
times today between recording these two and you keep going
53:44
doctor. I don't know.
53:45
I was about to call the mortician.
53:47
I think that's kind of accurate. They they reveal that Virgin has
53:52
been carved into all three victims so far.
53:56
And I, I'm curious how large it was carved in because we saw
54:00
Jodi start to get cut before and that was a long cut.
54:04
So that was going to be AV. That's like they were pretty big
54:07
all the way down the leg, but. We get flashes of them, they're
54:10
pretty large. Or like it's really large
54:12
letters and they get to the knee and like the letters are getting
54:15
smaller and smaller. So it's like virgin?
54:18
I I start writing things, I'm like, Oh no, running out of
54:20
room. Good time, good time.
54:23
Happens me all the time. All right, so.
54:26
So, yeah, and he's like, I can tell.
54:30
And I already talked about how this is bullshit, but he's like,
54:31
I can tell these two girls were virgins at the time of their
54:34
death. So, and I can tell, well, I
54:36
can't tell that this boy was a virgin, but I can tell you he he
54:38
didn't have sex before he died. I I don't know if he's a virgin,
54:41
but I had heard that he was talking about being an alien and
54:45
that's not going to get too laid, so he's probably a virgin.
54:48
He was very open about his alien erotica, so I think we can
54:50
safely assume. Introduce himself as Xanibou X
54:53
Yeah, that kid did not get laid. So at night time, Sheriff's
55:00
mind's pretty heavy right now with this information.
55:02
So he goes to confront Jodie. Yeah, and he's.
55:05
Like, all right, Jodie, I got to ask you and Kenny, how far have
55:09
you guys been? She's like, dad, you don't have
55:11
to ask me about that. You don't have to worry.
55:15
He's like, he's like, I got to stress.
55:17
Could you go further? Like, and it didn't sound like
55:21
he was trying to ask if they'd had sex without having sex.
55:24
It sounded like he was telling her like, but could you go
55:29
farther? Like go like?
55:31
I'll on ground you please go farther.
55:33
Yeah, that's how it came across. Yeah, and she's like, I'm a
55:39
virgin, if that's what you're asking.
55:40
And then he looks, so he's dejected with this information.
55:44
And she's like, are you upset? Yeah.
55:48
This. It's.
55:48
So confusing. And she's like, oh dad, don't
55:51
worry, I'll like, I'll get laid one day, promise.
55:54
I'm like. I'm not completely hideous.
55:56
Somebody will want to fuck me. Yeah, like you don't have to
55:59
worry. It's just so weird.
56:02
It yeah, it's cuz again, I think parents need to be upfront with
56:06
themselves and understand that they're kids.
56:08
You know, likely you're gonna have sex someday and you don't
56:14
necessarily have to want all of the details or want to ask about
56:17
it. But this is just.
56:18
This is weird. It's yeah, it's a little bit too
56:21
close. Yep.
56:22
So the sheriff then finds deputy.
56:26
I never got her name. Deputy Deputy Mina.
56:30
Tells her to set up a town hall with just the parents.
56:33
Yeah, just the parents. Just the parents.
56:36
Jodie talks TS Eliot and human relations with Mr. Marleston
56:41
after class. And I related to her so hard in
56:44
this moment because he's like, I heard you and Kenny broke up.
56:47
And she was like, I have a lot of shit going on in my mind
56:51
right now. Everything is not about like boy
56:54
trouble. So she I think even said, why
56:56
are you asking me that? Why are you like?
56:58
Why is this even coming? Up and like because I would get
57:00
so resentful of that, like around that age and people like,
57:04
are you and your boyfriend having a problem?
57:06
And I'd be like, I've got bigger shit in the world to worry about
57:10
then this particular thing. I'm a complex human being.
57:13
I'm not defined by my relations to like whatever boy I'm seeing
57:18
at the time. I like I felt her righteous
57:20
anger in this moment and she was like just trying to talk to an
57:23
adult that she trusted. And he's like awful problems.
57:27
I I personally took the Xanabulex route.
57:31
I didn't have to worry about that.
57:36
Yeah, he gets a little bit too personal here.
57:38
And then she's like, Oh my God, I'm embarrassed that I yelled at
57:41
you. And then she goes.
57:43
Somebody's there. So they walk around the school.
57:46
They're sleuthing together. They find a crushed cigarette in
57:50
the cafeteria. Also, somebody there, we see
57:52
footsteps. Yeah, we see footsteps.
57:56
I mean, we see a footstep, OK? So yeah, we see footsteps.
58:02
OK, the sheriff tells Mr. Sizzla.
58:06
But I'm gonna. Do that every time.
58:10
And I'm gonna say it like that every time.
58:12
So just. Lick your tongue, people.
58:15
Take your. Lick your tongue.
58:16
Lick your finger with your tongue.
58:17
Wait. I can lick my own tongue.
58:20
OK, if you were like Jesse, you can do that, too.
58:22
I'm gonna go Sizzler. So they need to use the school
58:30
gymnasium because that's the only place in town big enough to
58:33
have all of the parents in town there.
58:34
Which school gymnasiums are not huge?
58:35
How small is this town? I'm very like what?
58:38
Like why are all of your buildings tiny?
58:40
This kind of sounds like Carlin. So he tells Mr. Sizzla that they
58:46
need to use the school to have this town hall.
58:49
And he was like, I really don't think that we need this
58:52
information getting out to the kids.
58:53
We're gonna have a goddamn fuck fest on our hands.
58:55
And that's such a beautiful, beautiful dialogue, Timmy and
59:00
Jody Pekin, because this plant was doomed to fail from the
59:03
start. Yeah, yeah, All the parents are
59:06
gathered there. Yeah.
59:07
And they're overhearing the whole thing.
59:09
And then this is when the. Shooter breaks.
59:11
The information. Another beautiful line of
59:14
dialogue. Timmy says Holy Hyman's Batman.
59:17
Holy Hyman's Batman man dialogue in this movie.
59:22
Yeah, the parents start fighting over how hot their kids are.
59:24
Kind of. It's so fucking funny though, so
59:27
you tell me my daughter has to have sex.
59:30
I wouldn't worry about that if I were you, Harold.
59:33
What'd you say? Chaos, Or it's the guy himself,
59:37
isn't one to speak. Yeah, the whole thing is so
59:41
funny. Yeah.
59:42
Timmy takes Jodi's phone because he's got to call, like, the
59:47
school editor. And he's like, I can't hear you
59:50
in this corridor. It's just say hallway.
59:53
Yeah, Come on. Say hallway, man.
59:54
Didn't you say this? Yeah.
59:57
And so he, like, goes into the stairwell and eventually Jody's
1:00:00
like, I need my phone back. It's 1999.
1:00:03
These aren't, like, super common.
1:00:06
And she's trying to find him. And she's just not, like, seeing
1:00:09
him anywhere. And then she gets into a locker
1:00:11
room and hears her phone ring. So she goes looking and she
1:00:14
finds a single locker by itself, which is always a bad sign.
1:00:17
I I will never trust a single locker on its own.
1:00:20
It's always suspicious. Yeah, it's also got virgin
1:00:23
marked on the door. Which my skin is crawling
1:00:26
imagine and getting that like scraped in there.
1:00:29
That I could see that also, having been there before.
1:00:33
Yeah, like the. Killer just like.
1:00:35
The killer's just like, you know what?
1:00:37
Yeah. Perfect I.
1:00:38
Don't have to do anything though and when she opens that she
1:00:42
finds Timmy step body and then she is chased.
1:00:46
Yeah. And I, I mean, like, yeah, she's
1:00:48
chased because she's a virgin, but she's also chased down the
1:00:51
hall. Yeah, yeah.
1:00:54
They take it to like a science room.
1:00:56
Yeah, this is a good little sequence here.
1:00:57
It's a lab. OK Jesse let's keep a dumb down
1:01:03
for the dumb 1. So I got me here.
1:01:05
OK not calling any of you dumb but if any of you people are my
1:01:09
brain length won't be. Okie dokie I I'm trying my
1:01:18
hardest here. So they take it to the science
1:01:26
lab. Come on,
1:01:39
I'm crying. Oh God, I wish I could tell you
1:01:48
in all honesty that that wasn't me giving it 100%, but that was
1:01:53
me giving it 100% right there. OK, OK, so they're in the
1:01:59
science room. Uh huh.
1:02:01
And she is just chucking beakers and bottles and Bunsen burners.
1:02:09
Stop. Throwing a Bunsen.
1:02:14
She's throwing a shark, though. She climbs up to the top of one
1:02:18
of the cabinets and there's a shark in silence.
1:02:21
It's silence. Lab class.
1:02:23
It is suspended from the ceiling.
1:02:25
So she uses that to kind of like ram into the killer and she runs
1:02:30
out in the hallway. Her dad and some of the deputies
1:02:34
are running behind him and she's like, killer's in there, the
1:02:36
killer's in there, and of course the killer's gone by the time
1:02:37
they get in there. Oh, yeah, And we had also kind
1:02:39
of skipped over. He knocked her out at first,
1:02:42
yeah, like bashing her head into a Walker and dragged her into
1:02:44
the room. And he was starting the car.
1:02:46
Our version on her. But yeah, so she's got like a
1:02:48
decent cut in her leg, right? One more letter and could have
1:02:54
nicked the femoral. Yeah, for real.
1:02:57
Yeah, that's getting close to an artery.
1:02:59
Yeah, so Jody is at the police station and she's trying to help
1:03:04
with the police sketch. And man, this is the least fun
1:03:06
police sketch scene I've ever seen in a movie because they
1:03:09
were just clicking stuff onto the screen.
1:03:10
I like watching the guy, like actually drawing, yeah.
1:03:15
Or Tokyo Gore police. You get like half of the head
1:03:18
and match it up with the bottom half of the head.
1:03:20
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1:03:23
When they get the picture and she's like, that's perfect.
1:03:26
And the sheriff is like, I need to make a phone call.
1:03:28
And he faxes it to Mr. Siswas. And he's like, tell me that
1:03:33
doesn't look exactly like Laura Lee Sherman.
1:03:36
He's like nobody's heard from Laura Lee Sherman since she left
1:03:39
town 25 years ago. Jody's like overhearing all of
1:03:42
this too, because he's not being very secret.
1:03:44
He like, went like, probably terrible like.
1:03:47
Well, she picked up the phone and she's, like, on the line
1:03:50
he's on. Yeah.
1:03:51
And I feel like the sheriff would have a private line in his
1:03:53
office that you would think he would use.
1:03:55
Yeah, but this again. Or use his cell phone.
1:03:58
Cell phone. Yeah, but it's 1999.
1:04:01
Well, Jody has his cell phone. Yeah, but this guy's an old
1:04:04
school to him. Fucking cell phones he's
1:04:07
probably get. A phase.
1:04:08
Yeah, he's mad that technology exists, but yeah, she picks up
1:04:11
the phone and overhears it. And then he comes out and he's
1:04:14
like, what did you hear? And she's like, I was just
1:04:16
trying to call mom. And he's like, oh.
1:04:18
Sandy comes in for to take Jodi to school and she basically
1:04:23
tells her that like the kids are planning sexual inoculations.
1:04:26
Yeah, In other words, there's a fuck party in the right here.
1:04:31
Yeah, they start. And Cindy is going to be doing a
1:04:34
pregame talk and lunch for all the girls.
1:04:36
Yeah, so Jodi's staying with Sandy for the time being.
1:04:41
Yeah, she wants to go to school. They're trying to tell her not
1:04:44
to go to school. And she's like, no, I need to go
1:04:45
to school. And when she gets there, she's
1:04:46
immediately popular, cuz. And this is not the first time
1:04:51
in Brittany Murphy's career that she played somebody with a near
1:04:54
death experience and then became the most popular girl in school.
1:04:56
Clues. Yep.
1:04:57
OK. All right.
1:04:57
Yeah, So yeah, they, she's like nobody can get a word and even
1:05:06
Mr. Marlinson is trying to talk to her and yeah, she's just
1:05:09
overrun by everybody and. Kenny is like, I love you.
1:05:13
I didn't realize how much I loved you until I am this last
1:05:16
year. Oh.
1:05:16
My God, this fucking kid do you? Want to go to the party with me
1:05:19
tonight And she's like, oh, I can't.
1:05:21
I have, I have a curfew for my dad and he's like, if you don't
1:05:25
want to fuck me, just say so. And she's like, well, I did and
1:05:27
you broke up with me. But also I really do have a
1:05:29
curfew. He's like, but I love you.
1:05:32
She's like, I guess I'll try and sneak out.
1:05:35
Well, he buys it whenever she turns around and sees Mina,
1:05:40
deputy Mina there. He's like, who's that?
1:05:42
And she's like, that's my body. Yeah.
1:05:44
He's like, oh fuck, OK. Yeah, she's like, I'll think
1:05:46
about it. At the pregame discussion, Cindy
1:05:50
drops some real hard truths. Like you're going to have to do
1:05:53
all of the work because the boys won't know how to unhook your
1:05:57
bra and they won't be able to put it in by themselves.
1:06:01
It's pretty brutal. Yeah, it's brutal, but also it
1:06:05
is a fair warning that those, these girls deserve to know.
1:06:08
And I think that's why I, like most of them, probably were
1:06:14
effectively inoculated at the party that night.
1:06:16
I think it's interesting that they're doing this so out in the
1:06:18
open, like Deputy Mean is. They're listening to the pep
1:06:22
talk too. Is she taking notes?
1:06:23
No, I imagine she's just like, she's not saying anything
1:06:26
incorrect. Like she was ready to like Fact
1:06:27
Check and she's like, Nope, she's girls.
1:06:29
Got it all correct. Yeah.
1:06:32
Yeah, and the guys are doing their own version of it, but
1:06:37
it's just what are the names? It's the Stoner guys, Mark and
1:06:42
Ben and I, There's like a third guy in there too, and they're
1:06:46
just kind of like, yeah, whoa, stones.
1:06:50
Yeah. Ben.
1:06:52
So the principal scissor, he gets news of the sex party.
1:06:58
So he takes it to go over the intercom and tell everybody he
1:07:02
forbids it. He's like and there will be no
1:07:05
group sex tonight I repeat, there will be no group sex
1:07:09
tonight And then that summons in the news channels to go to the
1:07:15
school. The best way to do that would
1:07:16
have been like the only person having sex tonight is me.
1:07:22
Just. Like with your mother.
1:07:28
Yeah, so the the kids are revolting.
1:07:32
They're shouting hail, hail version hi, drop your pants.
1:07:34
Let's fuck or die on the news On the news the.
1:07:37
News is reporting about this now.
1:07:39
It's insane. So back at the market household,
1:07:43
the mom tells Jodie that she's never heard of Laura Lee
1:07:47
Sherman. And she's like, well,
1:07:48
supposedly, you know, she she left town 25 years ago.
1:07:52
Something real bad happened to her.
1:07:55
Seems like in a small town, you would hear something like that.
1:07:57
And the mom's like, yeah, I know.
1:07:58
Weird, right? Like, I've lived here my whole
1:08:00
life and I don't even know this person.
1:08:02
So she ends up Tay matters in her own hands, and she sneaks to
1:08:06
the library to do some research on our favorite thing.
1:08:09
Microfiche God, we haven't talked about this since Leslie
1:08:14
Verdon. Yeah.
1:08:15
Man, this is a staple of this era of.
1:08:18
Horror music is like the teenage slasher.
1:08:20
Yeah, if there was a slasher and you needed more information, you
1:08:23
had to go down to a dusty library basement and use the
1:08:26
microfiche. Yeah, so she's doing that,
1:08:31
Sheriff. In the meantime, he's got to go
1:08:33
to West Virginia. He's got to do some snooping on
1:08:35
his own. Yeah.
1:08:37
So she's she finds the article and.
1:08:40
There's high school senior disappears.
1:08:41
Yeah, and swirly, it's I think it has the name there too.
1:08:45
And then her mom catches her there and is mad.
1:08:48
But Jodie is just like that game.
1:08:49
She's like, tell me, tell me, tell me.
1:08:51
And who can say no to a sobbing, hysterical Brittany Murphy?
1:08:55
No one, that's who. Yeah, so she gives her the low
1:08:58
down on. She's like, so Laura Lee
1:09:02
reported that she was attacked by a group of seniors in town.
1:09:08
And Jodie immediately is like, oh, so she was.
1:09:12
She was raped by several men and her mom's like, well, they were
1:09:16
never charged because they were on the football team and they
1:09:20
were popular and well connected, probably white.
1:09:25
So, you know, it was just kind of, I don't.
1:09:27
Think she says that far? I mean, it's very verifiably.
1:09:30
True, Yeah. I mean, I think we only see
1:09:32
white people in this movie. Oh my God, I think you're right.
1:09:36
Yeah. Wow.
1:09:37
Yeah, that's weird. And they they came from good
1:09:42
families, so they weren't charged.
1:09:45
And she was just a loner. It's like poor fucking Laura
1:09:48
Lee. She left town about 27 years
1:09:51
ago. Two of the men that attirectory
1:09:54
left about a year later. The other two are still in town.
1:09:59
One is Tommy Sizzla. And the fourth one, who's the
1:10:04
4th one? Mom.
1:10:05
It's Mom. Who is it?
1:10:06
It's who it's. Your dad.
1:10:09
He was drunk though. He didn't do.
1:10:11
Anything. He didn't do anything and he
1:10:13
just, he couldn't turn in as friends.
1:10:16
They're just buddies. You can't do that.
1:10:17
It's like against bro code. You know what else should be
1:10:20
against bro code? What rape?
1:10:22
Yeah, I'm not. I'm not defending that.
1:10:26
I'm not saying yeah. Yeah, it's fucked up.
1:10:30
So and then she's like, yeah, I mean, it wasn't even anything.
1:10:34
It was just like a it was a sex and then it.
1:10:37
Was just it was just drunk people having sex.
1:10:40
Together. No, mom, you said rape.
1:10:42
Yeah, good job, Jody. Yeah.
1:10:45
Where did you get this good head on your shoulders?
1:10:48
So yeah, one of the things that Brent finds in West Virginia is
1:10:51
a creepy basement nursery with a chained up baby doll.
1:10:55
God, yeah, yeah. At the Sherman house.
1:10:58
Yeah, it's really dark. And then the partner radios
1:11:03
sheriff to meet Principal Sizz Sizzler about Warley.
1:11:09
She says the name over the radio.
1:11:10
She's like, I don't know, you got to meet him about that.
1:11:13
So Jodie goes to Kenny's house. She is just pissed at her
1:11:16
parents and she's like, they're just hypocrites and they're the
1:11:18
worst. And he's like, I know right?
1:11:20
Like my parents are like that too.
1:11:21
And she's like fine, let's have sex.
1:11:22
And he's like wait what? And then she's like suck my toe.
1:11:25
She's the suck it. She's really aggressive.
1:11:28
Yeah, she is not ready for this level of freak.
1:11:32
It's her. It's.
1:11:32
Pretty wild out the gate. She takes her foot and like puts
1:11:36
her toe in his mouth and then she takes her other foot and
1:11:39
starts kicking him in the head. She's seen a Tarantino movie.
1:11:42
Do you think she's actually into this or you think she's just
1:11:44
like trying to like, I think she's rises?
1:11:46
Yeah, I think she's pissed, and I think she's also realizing
1:11:49
that she's pissed at him for him pushing her and then like, using
1:11:53
that as emotional, like blackmail.
1:11:54
Yeah, she takes off her shirt and then she straddles him and
1:11:57
she's like, come on, I thought you wanted to have sex.
1:12:00
What's the matter? And he's like, I want you to
1:12:02
want to. Yeah, I don't want you to do it
1:12:05
because you're mad at your parents or some shit.
1:12:08
And she's like, fine, I'm gonna leave.
1:12:10
I'm gonna go hang out with somebody who wants to spend time
1:12:12
with me. He goes, is it Mr. Marlinson?
1:12:14
And she goes, what, are you jealous?
1:12:15
And he's like, yeah. That's so weird.
1:12:20
So the Sheriff Markin goes to the school and he's in the
1:12:25
principal's office, and of course he's attacked because of
1:12:27
course that that message wasn't really from Miss Tessa's Law.
1:12:30
No, yeah, Mr. Sizzler's dead. Like he already dead in his
1:12:35
office here. Yeah, then we cut to.
1:12:42
I forgot to mention I think it's very important.
1:12:45
So for those of us that all remember, 3D Doritos were
1:12:50
present in Kitty's room. I just want to say too, that
1:12:54
when they brought 3D Doritos back a few years ago, they
1:12:56
weren't the same and they weren't as good.
1:12:59
They weren't, but they were still pretty good.
1:13:00
They were still pretty good, but they weren't the same but.
1:13:02
Man, God damn 3D Doritos. I think I dreamed about them
1:13:06
last night. I.
1:13:07
Swear to God. Well, they had a Pepsi one at
1:13:10
one point on the tables too. Yeah.
1:13:11
And I was like, oh shit. If you don't know 3D Doritos,
1:13:15
look that shit up. They were the best three of us
1:13:18
ever. Just saying.
1:13:19
OK, so yeah, it's a sex party is going on now.
1:13:25
It's a sex. Party, It's going on sex like a
1:13:28
school dance, though at first it's they're all just kind of
1:13:31
awkwardly slow dancing together and trying to like pair up with
1:13:34
each other. Mark tries to flirt with Sharon
1:13:38
and she says that he's got too much clothes on.
1:13:41
Enter Sandy. Yeah, you'll combust if you.
1:13:44
Go to your candle. Yeah.
1:13:47
Ben is with Cindy, I think. Why is she at the party?
1:13:51
She's not a virgin. Yeah, I think she's just wanting
1:13:54
to get hers. Yeah, I mean, she's like, it
1:13:56
sounds like a fun party. I'm gonna go be a part of it.
1:14:00
And then Kenny is with Sharon. And then he was like, you know
1:14:03
what? No, this isn't right.
1:14:06
We see Jodie at Marliston's house.
1:14:08
He is bringing in a large trunk into his house.
1:14:11
I think we need to have more trunks.
1:14:13
Think ornate trunks like this in life, not with bodies inside of
1:14:15
them. I'm not saying that part.
1:14:17
See, I immediately go to that and I think the solution is we
1:14:20
need to normalize them. Yes, let's normalize trunks.
1:14:23
That way every time you see one, you don't go Oh no, there's
1:14:26
clearly a dead body in. There, especially with you see
1:14:28
somebody like Mr. Marlinson here who's struggling to get.
1:14:31
Yeah. And he's assaulted children, and
1:14:33
he frequently, like, gaslights them in class.
1:14:36
Like, yeah, no, we don't want to see guys like him with Trunks,
1:14:40
but like, yeah, normal people, like, let's see.
1:14:43
Let's see up upright, upstanding citizens.
1:14:46
There we go with. Trunks.
1:14:48
Yeah, there we go. Yeah.
1:14:49
And that's our mission statement, right?
1:14:54
There, yeah, give upstanding citizens ornate trunks.
1:14:58
Yes, exactly. Yes, without bodies.
1:15:00
No bodies, no bodies. That's in like, tiny tiny texts.
1:15:03
Like seriously, can't emphasize this enough.
1:15:05
No bodies please. Like there's an asterisk next to
1:15:08
it, and then an asterisk next to the asterisk.
1:15:10
We've put in so much work to fight the stigma at this.
1:15:13
Yeah. OK, so yeah, she's like, let me
1:15:16
help you in. He's like, Are you sure?
1:15:17
Like I'm taking it to the basement and she's like, yeah,
1:15:19
yeah, it's fine. So this is also another one of
1:15:22
the creepier scenes for me. This his heel turn is so fucking
1:15:26
fast too. It's OK, but from her
1:15:29
perspective for. Real though, this scene, like
1:15:32
it, it was one of the moments that would generally unsettled
1:15:35
me because like, they take it and they get it to the basement
1:15:37
and he just slides it down the stairs.
1:15:41
Yeah, it goes all the way down there and then.
1:15:45
She's like, man, that's Amy. What's in it goes in your dad's
1:15:47
body. The way he delivers that line is
1:15:51
what it fucking gets me. He's like, oh, it's your dad's
1:15:54
body. Yeah, he's so happy.
1:15:56
It's one of those like if you put some kind of like playful
1:15:59
music that could be something in like a Hallmark Channel movie
1:16:01
right there, you know, like it would be totally fine and like
1:16:04
innocent but. Yeah, like just put like a
1:16:06
couple of hot cocoa in his hand. Yeah, I guess you're.
1:16:08
Just yeah. Yeah.
1:16:09
But man. I know how much you miss him at
1:16:11
Christmas time, you know. It's really dark.
1:16:15
She goes down there and opens up the chest and it's.
1:16:17
Actually her. Dad, but he's alive.
1:16:19
I also want to say that I really appreciate his wig stand that he
1:16:23
drew eyes on it. Yeah, yeah.
1:16:25
That's kind of nice. My my stylist and I had a long
1:16:28
conversation about this at my last appointment.
1:16:30
Cuz she's got multiple wig stands obviously.
1:16:34
Well we were talking about the need for like putting eyes and
1:16:37
faces on them. Would it make it less creepy?
1:16:39
But we did also discuss having them set up in such a way that
1:16:42
it frequently frightens our partners.
1:16:46
I would do it stylistically, like I, I would make it like a
1:16:50
cartoon character, like an anime character or.
1:16:52
Something I would want like them as little patches so I could
1:16:54
interchange the eyes like a Mr. Potato head.
1:16:57
OK, so. So that's where we stand.
1:16:59
On that, that's where we stand on wig stands.
1:17:00
Situation, yes. Now you know how we feel about
1:17:03
wig stands and wooden chests. Yeah.
1:17:05
If you want to know more, just ask.
1:17:07
So we're open books, people. Yeah, so she gets knocked out,
1:17:12
so. This guy has to have brain
1:17:14
damage. Yeah, she probably does at this
1:17:17
point. Yeah, she's concussed, to say
1:17:18
the least, and she's tied to a chair, and so is Mr. Sheriff
1:17:23
Markin. And he's over there at his
1:17:25
workstation just, like working on his wigs and weapons and
1:17:28
shit. So he's like, all right, tell
1:17:31
her the real story about what happened and.
1:17:34
She's like, I know. Yeah, my mom already told me.
1:17:36
And then? He's like, no, you're gonna hurt
1:17:38
her, tell her the story. Yeah, so he tells the story.
1:17:42
It is the same story, except like, he really was super drunk,
1:17:46
but they put him on top of her and then he continued to do and
1:17:50
he's like, I knew what I was doing.
1:17:51
I knew what was happening the entire time.
1:17:53
Yeah. And then that's when Mr.
1:17:56
Marlison goes over to him and he's like, yeah.
1:17:59
And she was in love with you, and you raped her.
1:18:04
And any one of those men could be my father.
1:18:07
But I see the family resemblance.
1:18:09
We have the same eyes. And then it cuts to the
1:18:12
mannequin again. Yeah.
1:18:14
Yeah, so. Yeah, and he says that children
1:18:19
are the only innocents left. Yeah, still no.
1:18:24
Doesn't explain the motive here, but whatever.
1:18:27
You go off, my man. Kenny arrives at the house and
1:18:32
he says I need to speak to Jodie.
1:18:36
And Mr. Marlinson says Jodie's not here.
1:18:39
And he's like, that's literally her bike right there.
1:18:42
Like he kind of even pulled a Hugh Grant and Heretic and moved
1:18:46
the bike. No, yeah, I like the soul
1:18:50
confrontation now cuz he comes out super aggressive.
1:18:52
He's like, what the fuck do you want Kinney, huh?
1:18:55
Well, and that probably isn't weird for him as a teacher
1:18:57
because we've seen the way he talks through his class.
1:18:59
He's a little. Bit more composed than that
1:19:00
though, but yeah, he's like what the fuck's wrong with the
1:19:03
Kinney, huh? And then?
1:19:04
Kenny forces his way in. He's like, why are you wearing
1:19:08
makeup? He's like, because it makes me
1:19:09
feel pretty. And then he's about to like,
1:19:11
stab him and then he like punches him in the gut and then,
1:19:13
like walks him out of the house, runs down to the basement,
1:19:15
freeze Jody, and then goes over there and gets the sheriff
1:19:21
united. But it's a little bit too late.
1:19:23
Because Marla has made his way back in and he stabs Brent.
1:19:29
The sheriff, Kenny and Jody run out.
1:19:31
And as they're running through the woods, they run into a cop
1:19:35
who calls, calls to the it's a deputy Mina, you know, And it's
1:19:40
like, oh God, the sheriff is dead.
1:19:42
His daughter and her Paramore here.
1:19:45
It's moralist and moralist and secure.
1:19:47
Yeah. And then they're like, come on,
1:19:49
like, you got to help us. And he's like, I this is where
1:19:51
I'm stationed. I can't split.
1:19:53
And then you get split with an axe by Mr. Moraliston.
1:19:56
Kind of love it. Yeah.
1:19:59
Marleston must have been doing the Leslie Vernon like cardio
1:20:02
regimen cuz he had to catch up to them and sneak around the
1:20:06
long way. Yeah, yeah, he went for it.
1:20:09
So they arrive at the fuck fest and they go inside and the floor
1:20:13
is empty. It's just Sandy and Mark still
1:20:15
there, still dancing by themselves, and they run
1:20:18
upstairs and that's where the orgy's happening.
1:20:20
Yeah. And Mr. Marlinson has followed
1:20:23
them there. And then he goes upstairs, too,
1:20:25
and he starts slashing all of the kids.
1:20:27
I don't know how many people die here, but there's a lot of.
1:20:30
People there and the kids are running down the stairs, there's
1:20:33
like a bottleneck, banister breaks like it's just full
1:20:36
chaos. The deputy gets hurt in the
1:20:39
crush and they. They're.
1:20:44
So because Jodie. And he pins her up to the wall,
1:20:49
but Kenny grabs him, he gets stabbed, and then Jodie comes
1:20:53
out and she throws him through a window.
1:20:56
Yeah. And it's a very fence, Yeah.
1:20:58
Her dad was teaching. And it's very prom night because
1:21:01
he falls and he lands on some debris outside and is stabbed
1:21:05
through the tum tum. And then the deputy comes out,
1:21:07
as you said, comes a Kimbo. Yeah.
1:21:11
And just slides him up. Yeah, so.
1:21:15
Jodi lies to the feds about knowing why Mr. Marlinson would
1:21:19
have done this. Yeah, and Jodi and the mom both
1:21:22
do. Yeah.
1:21:23
They're like, I don't know. Like they're like, OK, why did
1:21:25
he go to West Virginia? Like, I don't know, country
1:21:27
roads to come. Home.
1:21:28
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So she then thinks that she sees
1:21:36
him again out there stock and. But it's just, you know, one of
1:21:41
those charming little PTSD flashbacks that show up for the
1:21:43
rest of her life. Yeah, and then the water turns
1:21:46
to blood then I don't. I can't.
1:21:48
Well, that's just, yeah, that's just a natural phenomenon that
1:21:51
needs to be studied, Yeah. You have a full boy, OK?
1:21:56
And that's how it ends, people. I will bump it up a hair.
1:22:01
To. 6.750. Yeah, I'll keep it at 7.
1:22:05
So do 6.8. 75. Repeating force.
1:22:13
Of course so. Leroy Jenkins.
1:22:19
Don't ever say it like that ever again, Leroy.
1:22:22
Jenkins. So I think like the one thing
1:22:26
that I like, I just a couple of those shots like clean them up
1:22:29
some and I don't think we need to revisit the rape scene as
1:22:32
many times as we do. No, no, I I agree with that.
1:22:36
Yeah, Yeah. I mean, I would like for them to
1:22:41
give a better motive for killing the virgins.
1:22:44
Make it make sense. Yeah, yeah, there's.
1:22:47
Like, not even an attempt to do that.
1:22:49
Yeah. Which just goes to show that
1:22:52
this guy just wanted to write a fucking teenage orgy, which
1:22:54
that's all it was. Why say that?
1:22:56
Don't. You don't have to say that out
1:22:57
loud. Yeah, I just.
1:22:59
You shouldn't be proud of that, Sir.
1:23:01
This. Guy probably identified with Mr.
1:23:02
Marlinson. Yeah.
1:23:05
All right, God, what did Talia think of it?
1:23:10
Oh, well, Talia was very uncomfortable at the, like,
1:23:15
virgin talk that Jodi and her father had.
1:23:18
She immediately built a smut wall.
1:23:20
That's what we call it when Talia decides that we're
1:23:23
watching something that is too mature for her sweet little
1:23:25
innocent eyes, and she takes all of her blankets and pillows and
1:23:28
toys and makes it so she can't see the screen.
1:23:30
I was beside her, and not only did she do that, she also took
1:23:34
her little paw and covered her eyes.
1:23:36
It was so adorable. So she she did also throw a
1:23:40
tantrum at one point. She stole a cat toy.
1:23:44
She was really just trying to, like, get the message across
1:23:47
that she did not approve of this.
1:23:48
So I think Talia, unfortunately, is going to give this a three.
1:23:52
Yeah. OK, three, because she's looking
1:23:56
out for me. As in herself.
1:23:57
Yeah, 3 for me. She's playing kings.
1:24:00
Yeah, yeah. Zoe's ultimate warrior.
1:24:05
I think. I mean, is it Jodi, though?
1:24:13
Because Jodi is like, she got knocked down and got back up
1:24:16
again. Never going to keep her down.
1:24:18
It's just like in the morning when I'm trying to like, portion
1:24:20
out my little afternoon snack time popcorn for work and she
1:24:24
jumps up about four or five times in the process of me doing
1:24:28
that. OK.
1:24:30
Yeah, that's about the only one I could think of, and that's
1:24:33
good enough reason for me. All right.
1:24:37
Who did you relate to? Oh, boy.
1:24:44
I mean, I guess I probably like, related to Jodi, her whole,
1:24:48
like, being upset that like, everybody just assumes that the
1:24:51
only thing she could be upset about is her boyfriend.
1:24:53
Like, yeah, there are bigger things in the world.
1:24:57
All right, I could see that. And she stands up for what's
1:25:01
right, and I try to do that. Man, I don't know, I I relate to
1:25:09
what was his name? Timmy.
1:25:13
The newspaper guy. Yeah, 'cause he was so
1:25:14
fascinated with all the shit that was going on.
1:25:16
And I would have been so, like, fascinated with him, too.
1:25:22
Yeah, it, it, it was it was truly entertaining to watch,
1:25:26
especially that press conference.
1:25:29
So, yeah, sure, I'll relate to that.
1:25:31
OK. All right.
1:25:35
What's the dream? Dream sequel.
1:25:37
OK, Dream sequel. OK, well let's see.
1:25:43
This is one where I would like to see the aftermath of the town
1:25:48
after this, because this has to affect so many people and
1:25:52
families and stuff. OK, so let's say the town has
1:25:58
developed, like, a comprehensive sex Ed program.
1:26:01
Like, they're very progressive. Yeah, they've got national news
1:26:04
because of this. So like, some religious
1:26:07
abstinence only groups come in, and they start trying to push
1:26:10
this agenda. A new killer pops up, copycat
1:26:13
killer, also only killing virgins.
1:26:14
And like, the church, people keep trying to, like, lure
1:26:17
children in, and they're like, no, be safe, Protect your
1:26:20
genitals. And then these kids keep getting
1:26:22
killed. And like, we don't know what
1:26:23
we're doing wrong here. I I would like for the steer in
1:26:27
the opposite the direction where like they're like we fuck here,
1:26:31
like they changed the whole name of the state from Virginia to
1:26:34
Studginya, where you're like, they're like, we no virgins here
1:26:39
we are. We're studs.
1:26:41
We fuck. And then I guess I don't know,
1:26:46
man, I really don't fucking know how to take this story.
1:26:50
We'll do your thing. OK, Yeah.
1:26:52
I mean, you actually had an idea, so that works better than
1:26:55
mine. All right, tagline.
1:27:03
My God. But in mine, the copycat killer
1:27:06
is just a kid who's really desperate to try and get his
1:27:08
girlfriend to sleep with him. Baby, Yeah, yeah, OK.
1:27:17
OK, tagline. OK, well just read the taglines,
1:27:22
the original ones. 1st The original ones were lose your
1:27:27
innocence or lose your life. Innocence has never been dead
1:27:30
weird at virgin high. It's put out or die.
1:27:33
If you haven't had it, you've had it.
1:27:35
What would you give to live and get laid or die?
1:27:39
OK. What if we like steal from
1:27:46
Scream Scream and it's a it's the sin factor.
1:27:51
Or still from I don't know what movie it is, but get busy living
1:27:56
or get busy dying. Get busy or get busy dying.
1:28:02
Yeah, there we go. Get busy or get busy dying.
1:28:06
OK, there we go. And I'm pretty sure it's
1:28:09
Shawshank Redemption. OK, so I'm pretty sure it's
1:28:12
Morgan Freeman's because Game Crumps is in your head.
1:28:16
Yep. All right, Yeah, I've never seen
1:28:18
trashing redemption. OK, OK.
1:28:22
Think we can do reviews now? OK, how's that?
1:28:24
Sound So I pulled a negative review on IMDb.
1:28:29
It is titled. Well, I don't have the.
1:28:35
Titles you cut off and I don't. Yeah, but it was rated 4 top
1:28:37
ten. Yeah, OK, this was a review in
1:28:41
2015. Also, Cherry Falls is one of the
1:28:45
many knuckleheaded slashers slasher films to come out in the
1:28:49
wake of Wes Craven's Scream. Dude that did Gunther write this
1:28:52
review? Because it sounds like the type
1:28:54
of insulin he'd use. Cherry Falls is a movie written
1:28:57
by a dork. Bunch of dorks.
1:29:00
OK, and then, and it's a particularly pitiful effort for
1:29:05
the genre, all the old tired cliches are dragged out here and
1:29:09
treated as if they're fresh and exciting, even if they go
1:29:12
through the same old routines time and time and again.
1:29:15
There are stalking slash sequences, scenes of the heroin
1:29:18
fighting off a vicious attacker, and more of the brain dead high
1:29:21
school speak. Then then you can shake a stick
1:29:24
gap. The one difference about this
1:29:26
film is that the killer targets virgins rather than those who
1:29:28
are sexually active. In films such as the Friday the
1:29:31
13th series, it's usually the lascivious.
1:29:32
What's that? Lascivious.
1:29:34
Lascivious. Lascivious.
1:29:39
Lascivious. It's usually the lascivious ones
1:29:42
who die first. However, this twist makes not a
1:29:44
shot of difference to the film itself, and indeed it's done
1:29:47
away with by the time the climax rolls.
1:29:51
OK, they knew what they were doing.
1:29:54
This film has one of those glossy looks that are
1:29:56
manufactured to hide imperfections in the story.
1:29:59
There's no real plot here, so to speak, of just one of those old
1:30:03
pass comes back to the haunt pass comes back to haunt origins
1:30:08
for the villain, for the villain that used to be good and the
1:30:13
likes of the burning God. That wasn't fucking sin.
1:30:16
Instead, it was hard for me to process.
1:30:19
The film is indebted to Psycho in a big way, but whereas
1:30:22
Hitchcock's thriller was taught, taught and super superlative,
1:30:26
fuck me, this is just a flat and lifeless movie.
1:30:30
It feels like nothing more than a cast and crew going through
1:30:33
the motions to pick up a payday afterwards.
1:30:38
Britney Murphy used to be one of the most irritating actresses in
1:30:42
Hollywood, although she seemed to have mellowed by the time I
1:30:45
saw her in Sin City. I hope her turn here.
1:30:48
I hoped her turn here would be like the one in the latter film,
1:30:51
but no, it's like the one in Drive instead, all throaty
1:30:55
vocals and high pitched squealing.
1:30:57
It's really bad. Other than the unremarkable
1:31:00
teenage cast, the only familiar face is Michael Bean playing the
1:31:03
town sheriff. This is a kind of role that
1:31:06
anybody could have filled, and there's nothing of the humanity
1:31:09
being brought to the likes of Reese and the Terminator and
1:31:12
Hicks and aliens here. Cherry Falls is a film
1:31:14
singularly devoid of motive, intent, terror and suspense.
1:31:19
And short it pants. OK, like like I said, I think
1:31:25
it's a fun movie. I think it's under appreciated.
1:31:28
I don't think it's like a great movie, but I don't think it's as
1:31:30
bad as all that. Yeah, I really don't think it's
1:31:32
that bad. I think it's a really good
1:31:34
movie, honestly. Yeah.
1:31:37
I mean, it's like it's not fresh with the stuff that it's doing
1:31:42
here. I think the only thing is really
1:31:43
trying to poke fun at is the whole killing virgins trope and.
1:31:47
You know, I mean, it does feel painfully 90s.
1:31:50
Yeah, but I I like that I like 90 slashers.
1:31:53
That's yeah, that's the area that I'm comfortable in and I
1:31:57
don't have a problem with that. I think if it's the bill nice
1:32:00
for that. If you like 90 slashers, you
1:32:02
should really like this one. But if you're really against
1:32:04
like the post scream slasher era, then you're really not
1:32:08
going to have a good time with this one.
1:32:10
So yeah, we'll probably feel like this person.
1:32:14
And if you don't like Brittany Murphy, you should probably not
1:32:17
watch this too, because she's the star of it.
1:32:20
So. This is fairly early on in her
1:32:22
career too. She's good.
1:32:23
I don't understand how you can complain about her performance
1:32:26
here. She did a great job if you ask
1:32:28
me. Like to each their own, but I
1:32:30
don't understand how anybody can complain about Brittany Murphy
1:32:32
just in general. Just in general.
1:32:34
That's fair. All right, so let's go to
1:32:37
listener reviews. So Cube saves says.
1:32:41
Didn't expect it to be so much about virginity.
1:32:45
Yeah, that, yeah, that's, that's a fair review.
1:32:50
Yeah, JW of Clyde Leatham. Of course JW knows this movie.
1:32:58
In all caps he just replied, I lived for this movie.
1:33:02
Of course he lived for this movie.
1:33:05
Thanks, JW. Yeah, yeah, I JW is true.
1:33:09
Yeah, he's real. He's true.
1:33:12
And I appreciate that. OK.
1:33:15
And that's the only. Yeah, there were a lot of people
1:33:19
that were like, I've never heard of this Navy.
1:33:20
I hope you people have found a way to watch it and have enjoyed
1:33:24
it. Those of you on the borrowing
1:33:26
train for us, I hope you enjoy it.
1:33:29
Yeah, it's worth a watch at least, you know, like it's it's
1:33:33
a fun time. I like it.
1:33:35
I recommend it to anybody, really.
1:33:37
This isn't a movie that I would be like, I'm gonna be selective
1:33:41
with who I recommend it to. No, I don't think anybody should
1:33:43
watch this movie. Yeah, I don't know if I would
1:33:47
recommend it to like super casual horror fans like, oh, I
1:33:51
watch an occasional 1. I think you have to understand a
1:33:53
little bit of the fun of the tongue in cheek of like the
1:33:57
Virgin always lives. Yeah, well, I don't think this
1:34:00
movie hinges on that. I think it's fun.
1:34:03
I think it's a fun in thing for people aware of the trope.
1:34:06
But I think even people that don't know that, I don't think
1:34:09
you have to know about that to get.
1:34:11
Like, I just think it seems weirder if you don't know about
1:34:13
it, you know what I mean? Well, I I think that that
1:34:16
probably plays to the benefit of a horror movie.
1:34:19
OK. OK, so yeah, that's it for
1:34:22
Cherry Falls. Next week we gonna get sad.
1:34:27
We're talking about the sadness. Serious.
1:34:29
I'm furious. It's.
1:34:30
A good movie, man, it's a good movie.
1:34:31
So fucking. Good, I'm furious that I have to
1:34:33
watch again and talk about it cuz it bums me out.
1:34:36
Yeah, it goes hard, so be prepared, but it's a good time.
1:34:40
You can watch that on shutter. Yes, Shutter, AMC Plus, Philo,
1:34:44
YouTube Primetime, Sling TV Premium, Prime Premium, YouTube
1:34:48
TV Premium, or you can rent it from Fandango at home.
1:34:50
All I have to say, it's all through AMC Plus subscriptions.
1:34:53
So yeah, you have to have that to.
1:34:55
Be able to. I like to list them all out
1:34:57
because sometimes people have part of it like they don't have
1:35:00
the full bundle. You know what?
1:35:01
I mean, but if you you know, you know, it's like I'm subscribed
1:35:04
to AMC. So I now have a.
1:35:06
Yeah. That so yeah, the the true thing
1:35:08
is you have to have AMC for that or shutter.
1:35:10
I think shutter is also one of the things you can get on there.
1:35:13
But yeah, I I recommend it absolutely try and launch.
1:35:17
It you can get AMC through prime too.
1:35:19
So like it's just shutter awesome.
1:35:21
Yeah, there's like a lot of different ways to connect, so
1:35:23
that's why I like to read all the options.
1:35:25
I gotcha. Yeah.
1:35:27
So, yeah, you know, watch it if you can.
1:35:29
Yeah, I absolutely recommend. It it's very good, just be
1:35:32
prepared to like give yourself time to decompress after.
1:35:36
You'll need to process it, yeah, that's for sure.
1:35:38
Don't watch it alone. Well, I mean, I don't you don't
1:35:41
have that option. Yeah, I'm just like if you have
1:35:44
the option and I'll watch it alone Yeah cuz like again, you
1:35:48
feel things after yourself. It's.
1:35:50
The sadness, people, it's not the happiness.
1:35:54
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Man.